Maroon electsstaff from field ofexcellent candi-dates. School closes asGreeks gather atfountain tomor¬row.Vol. 27. No. 135. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927WHAT of IT?\BOfipe MOtySENSTEf^N WIDDIFIELD, HARRIS GUIDE 1928 MAROONALUMNI FLOCK BACK TO MIDWAY,They Guide The Daily Maroon Next YearAL E. WIDDIFIELD ROSELLE MOSS CHARLES J. HARRISManaging Editor Women’. Editor Bu.ine.. ManagerThere comes an end to summer,To spring showers and hoar rime;His mumming to each mummerHas somewhere end in time—Before I commence, let me saythat this is going to be a hard col¬umn to write. Not, understand, be¬cause the expected after dinnerspeaker sort of sentiment fills myheart now that it’s time for the flagsto be furled and the purple tents togo with the winds. No, it is simplythat it’s difficult to decide on whattrack to start out in this reminis¬cence, or summary,—as you choose—at the end of the trail. Like thedrooping Indian in James E. Fra¬zier’s statue (another End of theTrail), I just sit with head bowedover the type writer, come to the lastextremity, with nothing in front andonly a memory behind. There’s aterrible finality in the blankness ofending, no matter what it is, and in¬stead of the time being come, as theWalrus said, to talk of many things,there is nothing to talk about. Some¬how it doesn’t much matter. Theworld will little note, nor long re¬member, as somebody once remark¬ed, what we say here . . . but that’spretty bad. Let’s see . . . about start¬ing out on the right lfhe, wasn’t it?* * * * 'Another quotation, I guess, wouldnot be amiss. How’s this:J am tired of days and hours,Blown buds of barren flowers,Desires and dreams and powers . . .And everything but sleep.From too much love of living . . .From hope and fear set free . . .We thank with brief thanksgivingWhatever gods may be,That no life lives forever,That dead men rise up neverThat even the weariest riverWinds somewhere to the sea.The Garden of Proserpine is curi¬ously contenting for disillusionedyouth to chant, as Stuart Pratt Sher¬man had the consideration to remarkto a waiting world just before he,too, ended up. If I were disillusion¬ed, I might seriously take up chant¬ing it. As it is, it’s the sentiment ofthe verse I’ve quoted, as they usedto say of Marie Correlli’s books, thatcounts.* * * *Well, that wouldn’t be a bad wayof starting off this valedictory. Butit seems to me that there ought tobe better ways. Ernest Dowson, whohas served once already, has a goodpoem, which, 1 think, may be con¬strued to have some connection withends. Even if it hasn’t, you ought toknow it, just as a poem . . .They are not long, the weping andand the laughter,Love and desire and hatesI think they have no portion of usafterWe pass the gate.They are not long, the days of wineand rosessOut of a misty dreamOur path emerges for a while, thenclosesWithin a dream.That, I suppose, is the broadest con¬clusion we can draw from our phil¬osophies, unless it’s this:So, some time, when the last of allour eveningsCrowneth memorially the last of allour days,Not loth to take his poppies mangoes down and says,“Sufficient for the day were theday’8 evil things!”Well, you see, we are at the end, andWe really haven’t decided how tostart yet. But the end will takecare of itself, as it makes itself. Andnow,. . . the sad waters of separationBear us on to the ultimate night. GRAD WEEK-ENDBEGINS AT 4:30WITH UMBRELLAInitiate Class ’07 IntoShanty MysteriesAt Stagg FieldFive thousand old grads will betenting tonight on the old campgrounds.The alumni, who have trekked halfacross the continent for this galaevent of the scholastic year, will as¬semble around their class umbrellasfor the opening event of the bigdoin’s on Dudley field at 4:30 today.The reunion of the classe swill inau¬gurate the entire program, and theInterfraternity Sing tomorrow nightwill afford the climax. In betweencome some of the most interestingfeatures that have ever marked aUniversity reunion.Initiate Shanty GroupThis reunion will be distinctivelymarked by the initiation of the classof 1907 into the mysteries of theShanty, by the presentation of thebust of Mr. A. A. Stagg, by the ex¬periment sof Drs. Carlson and Koch,by Prof. James Henry Breasted ex¬hibits, and by the inauguration of anew tradition regarding Senior’sfarewells.Friday Evening, June 104:30—Reunion of classes aroundindividual umbrellas. Class of 1907will have tent set up. Performance ofmilitary unit.6:30—Alumni Banquet served inthe open also on Dudley field. Tic¬kets for this event may be procur¬ed by graduating Seniors at the priceof $1 from Senior saleswomen. Oth-(Continued on page 2)P. C. DEPARTMENTADDS INSTRUCTORSFOR NEW QUARTERSeveral changes will be made in thefaculty of the women’s department ofPhysical Culture for women during thesummer quarter. The majority of thepresent instructors will leave the Uni¬versity for the summer, and severalsubstitutes will take their places.Miss Gladys Gogle, Miss FlorenceBradley and Miss Marjorie Shea arethe visiting instructors, who will con¬duct other classes.Miss Gertrude Dudley, head of thedepartment; Miss Margaret Burns,Miss Ellen Thompson and Miss EllenLe Count of the regular staff will re¬main during the summer.tDecide Deadline forMirror ManuscriptsManuscripts for the third annualproduction of Mirror to be held nextwinter quarter mpst be received by themusic and manuscript committee,headed by Dorothy Hartford and RuthMcNeille, not later than the secondweek in October. Anyone may entera manuscript written on any subject.Wilkins Heads BetaOf Phi Beta KappaElections for the Beta chapter ofPhi Beta Kappa held after their an¬nual banquet resulted in the choiceof Dean Ernest H. Wilkins, as presi¬dent, B. L. Ullman, vice president,and Donald P. Bean, secretary-treas¬urer. It was also decided that a com¬mittee be chosen to formulate rulesto meet new University regulations. FRIARS BOOKSDUE AJ^ XMASLockard Advises WorkOver This SummerBooks for next year’s Blackfriarshow must be turned in by the endof the fall quarter, it was announcedtoday by Derwood Lockard, newlyelected abbott of the order.The deadline has been set at thisdate so as to give those planning tosubmit books an opportunity to workon their plays during the summer.Lockard would like to see all pros¬pective authors of next year’s showbefore the end of this quarter.A dancing class, again under thetutelage of Joe Barron, is now beingplanned for the beginning of the fall-quarter. Applications for staff jobsof the 1928 production are to behanded in now to Lockard.Snaps ForgottenIn Rental BooksTo Form ExhibitExtra-illustrated books are to be thesubject of an exhibition prepared byMiss Little of the rental library in con¬nection with the alumni reunion. The“extra-illustrations,” it is explained, areto be those which have been left inbooks returned to the rental library inthe course of the past year.They are mostly snapshots, “con¬cerning the University and the peoplethereabout and will be of great edu-catior/il value and interest,” Miss Lit¬tle asserts. She urges the student bodyat large to see the exhibit which is tobe on the Law bridge as she says theywill probably be able to recognize mostof their friends.THE LAST MAROONThis issue of the Daily Maroon isthe last one to be published during thisschool year.Under the leadership of Walter G.Williamson, Miss Ruth Daniel andMilton Kreines, innovations and tradi¬tions, have been introduced as “chal¬lenges to the whole collegiate world ofjournalists,” the Christmas Edition,sixty pages with features, stories, roto¬gravure and general magazine section;the Celebrities’ number, which rep¬resented the only attempt to bring to¬gether the words of the world’s lead¬ers in defense of the college student. Newton To Talkat BaccalaureateServices SundayReverend J. Fort Newton, D. D.,Litt. D., pastor of the Memorialchurch of St. Paul, Overbook, Phila¬delphia, Pa., will deliver the Bacca¬laureate sermon Sunday at 11 inMandel hall.The sermon will be preceded bya Convocation prayer service at10:30 in the Reynolds club theater.The theme of meditation for theservice will be “Patriotism in our Di¬vine Fatherland.”ADAMS PRIZES WONBY ELEANOR METZEL, AND ELOISE TASHEREloise Tasher and Eleanor Metzelwon first and second places in theFlorence Adams prize contest for artis¬tic reading held Tuesday in HarperM 11. The prizes were seventy-fiveand twenty-five dolars.Miss Tasher gave selections from“When We Were Very Young” byMilne and Miss Metzel read fromBrowning and Edna St. Vincent Milay.The judges were Dr. Von Ogden Vogt,president of the Renaissance society;Professor David Stevens, of the Eng¬lish department; and Miss GladysCampbell, poet and English teacher inthe University high school.Luckenbill LaudedAt Sunday ServiceMemorial services for Dr. D. D.Luckenbill, professor of Semitic lan¬guages and Literatures, will be heldSunday at 5:30 at Bethany UnionChurch, the corner of 103rd andWood streets.Professor J. M. P. Smith, assistantprofessor of History, Dr. Clyde Mc¬Gee, and Professor Charles Breastedpastor of the church.Miss BreckenridgeTo Welcome AidesProfessor Sophonisba Brecken¬ridge, of the department of SocialService Administration, will give thewelcoming address to the newly-elected aides at a dinner to be heldtomorrow at 6:30 in the sunparlorof Ida Noyes hall.Mrs. Horace B. Horton, ’15 willspeak on the history of the organiza¬tion. DEANS PRESENT37SCH0URSHIPS16 Graduates, 21 SeniorsReceive AwardsThe award of graduate scholar¬ships to sixteen University studentsfor excellences and promise of workas undergraduates was announced to¬day by the deans. Included in thelist are serveral who were recentlyelected to Phi Beta Kappa, and oth¬ers who previously attained that hon¬or.Twenty-one scholarships were alsoawarded to students who will seniorsnext year, as a recognition of theirhigh scholarship during their firstthree years in the university. In¬cluded in the list is John J. McDon¬ough, football quarterback and bas¬ketball player. The scholarships payall or a portion of the students tui¬tion, ranging in value from $150 to$300 or more.The graduate scholarships wereawarded to: May Burunjik, HelenEngel, Irving Goodman, C. MauritzMarberg, Barbara Jean MacMillan,Stanley Newman and Harold F.Schwede, Orpha Babcock, Helen A.Benson, Virgie Dewey, Masaji Mar-umoto, Anna Mae Hungerford, Clif¬ford W. Mendel, Sara A. Morgan,Yue-Kei Wong, Marion E. Woolsey.The fourth year scholarships wereawarded to: Hal . Arden, Ruth At¬well, Leo R. Brown, Helen Byanskas,Arnold Chaimovitch, Ruth Cohan,Albert Lepawsky, William Marko¬witz, Karl Mygdal, Ruth A. Pressell,Edgar C. Reinke, Peter Rozendal,Harriet Smith, and VoNona Swartz,Albert M. Dunham, Vernon WesleyGrant, Daniel T. Gunderson, PaulHogland, Gertrude Holmes, EdwardB. Rank.Dr. Marion TalbotActs As Presidentof Foreign SchoolDr. Marion Talbot, who resigned herposition as dean of women of the Uni¬versity last June, after thirty-threeyears of service, has accepted the officeof acting president of the Constanti¬nople Woman’s college.Dr. Talbot is now in Europe and willact for one year in the position ofPresident Kathryn Newell Adams, whois on a leave of absence and who issailing for the United States immedi¬ately after the commencement exer¬cises of the Constantinople school SENIOR JOBS GOTO JONES ANDROSELLE^ MOSS“Best Material for StaffIn Years,” SaysWilliamsonA1 E. Widdifield, of Charlevoix,Michigan, and Charles J. Harris, ofOak Park, will head The Daily Ma¬roon for 1928 as Managing Editorand Business Manager, in accordancewith elections held by the 1927 stafflast night.Widdifield is also an associate edi¬tor of The Phoenix and member Sig¬ma Nu fraternity. Harris is a mem¬ber of Phi Kappa Psi and Owl Ser¬pent.George Jones, of Beverly Hills,and Roselle Moss, of Chicago, wonthe other senior positions of Chair¬man of the Editorial Board and Wom¬en’s Editor.Stern, Roterus Head SportsLeonard Bridges, B. J. Green, Mil-ton S. Mayer, and George Morgen-stern won junior positions in the edi¬torial department and are to serve asnews editors under Widdifield, whileHarris will have as his assistantsRobert Fisher and Robert Klein. Thesports editorship for. 1928 is heldjointly by Victor Roterus and Rob¬ert Stern. Margaret Dean and Har¬riet Harris are assistant women’s edi¬tors.The executive force of the busi¬ness department is completed withthe election of Hubert Lovewell tothe position of auditor.Jack McErady as circulation man¬ager and Wallace Nelson as classi¬fied advertising manager.Name Seven Day EditorsSeven freshmen reporters werechosen to be next year’s day editors.They are Louis Engel, Charles Good,Julian Jackson, Edwin Levin, DexterMasters, Robert McCormack, andJay Stein. Sophomore editors in thewomen’s department are Aldean Gib- •boney, Rosalind Green, and HarrietHathaway with Isabel Murray andDorothy Sparks on probation, andIrma Runyon a freshman reporter.Three Sports SophsJohn Bickley, Henry Fisher andElmer Friedman will serve as assistsant sports editors for the comingyear.Sophomore advertising assistantsfor 1928 are Stanley Dicker, WilliamFrank, Eugene Gelbspan, RichardGrossman, James Paddock, EarlStocker, and Gladys Singer, with An¬gus Ilorton, Sidney Hess, James Rut¬ter, Richard Swigart and Sam Teitel-man as sophomore assistants in thecirculation department.Campus EssayistWins Times PrizeMasaji^ Marumoto, a member ofthe graduating class at the Univer¬sity of Chicago, was presented witha check for $250 yesterday as aprize for his essay in the currentevents contest of the New YorkTimes. Marumoto was born in Ha¬waii of Japanese parents. He wasa member of the Chicago tennisteam this season and last.Plan “Know ChicagoTours” For SummerA series of interesting “Know Chi¬cago Tours” are planned for everyweek-end throughout the summer byIra Jenkins of the Y. M. C. A. Twoof the most interesting trips will beone through Chicago newspaper estab¬lishments and another through civicbuildings on which trip the group willbe addressed by the mayor. Those in¬terested may report at the Y.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927Page TwoSatUj iBarnnttFOUNDED IN l*tlTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March 13. 1906,■nder the act of March 3. 1873. , . . . , • „The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 60, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSONMILTON H. KREINESJOHN P. HOWERUTH G. DANIELTOM STEPHENSON MANAGING EDITORBUSINESS MANAGERCHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDWOMEN’S EDITORSPORT EDITORBUSINESS DEPARTMENTEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTNews Editor Charles J. Hsrris.— Advertising Manager.... News Editor Fred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerAl WiddifiehL- News Editor AuditorLeo Stone -...Feature Editor Office ManagerMadge Child Junior Editor .Classified Adv. ManagerDmpl)» V Mmn Ralph StittBetty McGeeVictor Roterus ...Assistant Sport* Editor...Assistant Sports Editor Joseph Klitrer. National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantDay Editor Sophomore AssistantDay Editor Robert Klein.—*—.—---Milton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern.Margaret Dean — Sophomore Editor Myron FulrathJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantEUen Hartman Sophomore Editor Wallace Nelson— Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Rost-Office on the Campus.WHY THIS GOODBYE BUSINESS?OUR PREDECESSORS wrote of us last year: “The worst liesin the future. This same staff, this crew of idlers, will manageThe Daily Maroon next year. From among these good-for-nothings, too lazy even to write,editorials, we must elect our suc¬cessor.” Fortunately times have changed since then and it iswith pride that we can recommend any man or woman, in line fora managerial position, to carry the daily to greater heights ofservice to the University.Our staff has issued the largest undergraduate newspaperthe Christmas edition; edited the greatest magazine in collegeannals, the Celebrities’ Number; written three of the best columnsThe Daily Maroon can boast, “What of It,” “In Brief,” and theeditorial column; published a weekly literary page and stand¬ardized the style and make-up of The Daily Maroon.Whoever is elected has our undivided faith and support.And as we bid farewell to the campus with this, our lastedition, we stop to thank President Max Mason, Dean Chauncey S.Boucher, Director Frank H. O’Hara and Mrs. Edith Foster Flintfor their invaluable aid in making The Daily Maroon a more com¬prehensive and representative newspaper.It is with a feeling akin to grief that we bang the typewriterfor the last time, look at the smudged walls of Ellis hall andmunch the last candy bar.It’s hell to say goodbye.VALEDICTORYTHIS IS THE END of another year, the last of the Daily Ma¬roon for the seniors on the staff.The Editorial Board has labored in this column to the extentof five-hundred words a day. It has been limited in its subjectmaterial by the fact that the University of Chicago is a good uni¬versity, and that its administration is able, fair minded and morecompetent in a knowledge of the solution of practical problemsthan the Daily Maroon. In comment on undergraduate affairs ithas been limited by just such a sympathy for the viewpoint ofthese who were working.It has striven constructively to encourage a feeling of indi¬viduality and personal initiative in the student body. It has urgedmost of the standard virtues of conscientious study, equalitiy ofsocial opportunity, consideration for ther people, moderation inthe conduct of life.It has uttered many opinions which in the light of later rea¬son seem somewhat amusing, and it has made occasional misstate¬ments. But on the whole it has been well-intentioned and sympa¬thetic. It has few regrets and much gratification for such atten¬tion as it has been given, and much pleasure in what it has beenable to accomplishe, demonstrably and otherwise. Grad Week-End BeginsAt 4:30 With Umbrella(Continued from page 1)ers pay $1.50, only expense of re¬union. Band will play.8:30—Public lecture on the “Func¬tion of a University” by Dr. GordonJennings Laing, Dean of the Gradu¬ate Colleges of Arts, Literature, andSciences.9:30—Dance at Reynolds club. Re¬freshments of all descriptions free.Cope-Harvey eight-piece orchestra.Saturday Afternon Program2:00—Conference of alumni andseniors. Short addresses by the Pres¬ident, Dean Emory T. Filbew, Vice-President Frederic C. Woodward,and Lloyd Ri Steere. Purpose is tofamiliarize alumni with Universityprogram and news of the quadran¬gles.3:00—Campus tour. Faculty mem¬bers of all departments in depart¬mental offices for exhibits and con¬ferences with alumni. Open houses in all departments. At this occasiona new tradition is expected to be for¬mulated. Graduating students areexpected to bid farewell to their in¬structors. Prof. Breasted will con¬duct group through unusua 1 col¬lection not open to public. Drs. A.J. Carlson and Frederick J. Kochwill perform original physiologicalexperiments that have not yet beenreleased to the public.4:15—Parade to the classes arounddrives gathering alumni as it pro¬gresses. Fraternity floats included.Led by representative of oldest class1887. Shanty initiation of class of1907. Shanty and platform for playwritten by Prof. A. G. Bovee of theRomance department will be erectedin front of North Stand which willbe equipped with loud speakers.CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—Gold pin. Eagle Buttondesign. Return to Information office.FOR SALE—Saxophone. Must sac¬ rifice. New Conn “C” with case.Half price. Phone Hyde Park 5100.FOR SALE—Tuxedo Suit. Worntwice, size 38. I want $20.00 quick.Phone Saginaw 1659.LEARN to jazz popular music.Quick method. Take advantage ofsummer rates. Evening appointments.Rich Studio, 6725 Stony Island, tel.Fairfax 5589.FOR RENT—Furn. apt. 3 rooms,kitch. 1 blk. from lake, bus, I. C. forsummer suit, for 2 or 3 people. Rea¬sonable. Seckbach. 2339 E. 70th PI.,Dor. 1642.GRAY GABLES TEA ROOM at6030 Harper, with rooms in connec¬tion. Weekly rates. Reasonable, forinstructors and students. A la carteand table d’hote. Plaza 3775.FOR SALE—7-passenger Buick.California top, fair condition. Price$250. Apply 5615 Kenwood Ave.,H. P. 1238.LOST—On Friday, June 3, in or in front of Cobb Hall, between 10:15and 11, a large blue pin. Valuable asa keepsake. Reward. Return to Lostand Found.WANTED—A Ford roadster ortouring car in good condition. MissE. Knight, Phone Fairfax 2296.TO RENT—Furnished Cottage,Pentwater, Michigan; 4 rooms, 2serened porches with accommoda¬tions for eight, including electricity,running water, bath; ice, milk andgrocery deliveries daily. Call Bean,Midway 6080.SALESMEN—Liberal drawing ac¬count. $400 a month easy. ApplyH. A. Hansen, 106 N. La Salle St.,Suite 47.WANTED—Two portable type¬writers; must be cheap. Cash. CallDorchester 0373.LOST—Small pigskin purse con¬taining fourten dollars. Please re¬turn to 5733 Kimbark Ave., or PhoneMidway 7243. Reward.hm 0a nralirnThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsRes.. 5517 University. Phone Dor. llfiCReynold* Club: 9:30 to It a.m.Student* welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or oonf<First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday ServicesWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—“The Child Leader.”7:45 p. m.—Dr. Boddy preaching.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—“Children’s Day.”6 P. M.—Young People's Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. R. M. Davis, preaching.Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 67tk St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES, MinuterBASIL F. WISE. Director of MuaicSermon, June 12—"Captain Lind-burgh,” Rev. E. S. Ames, speakingThis Church practices ChristumUnion; has no creed; seeks to mokereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. ani> 57th StreetUon Ocjden Ocxjt — lUiniiterSUNDAY, JUNE 12, 192711:00 A.M. “A Royal Treasure House."Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 86th Si.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, JUNE 1210:09 a.m.—Bible Class. Teacher,Dean Edward T. Lee of JohnMarshall Law School.11:00—Morning service.8:00—Evening service.University People Invited. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST."Where Tw’rt a Sbinyw Only One*.1C. E. Paulas, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League.Miss Emma Peterson, Subject"Abiding Poems.”7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Are. at 46th St.King D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, JUNE S, 1927I 1 A. M. "Yoke Fellows of God."8 P. M. "Years and Life," Dr. Edward D. Schutz. vMake This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Hyde Park MethodistEpiscopal ChurchBlackstone Ave. and 54th St.CHARLES A. GAGE, MinisterWe Urge You to Come and Enjoy:A Worshipful Morning Service at11:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young Peo¬ple’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy NightService at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybodyat 9:45.The Best Singing In Town EPISCOPALThe Church Houm1711 Kimbark AtmmT*L Fairfax TSSSREV. C. L. STREET. Pb.D..Student ChaplainSunday, June 5thDiscussion 5 p. m. Supper 6 p.m. Leader: Rev. G. H. Thomas.Subject: Personal Religion.Holy Communion, 9:00 s. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.• • •The Church ofThe Redeemer56th mi Blockotea*REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKIN8, D. D..5550 Bluclu ton* Ave.Tel. Hyde Park 7390Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (with ser¬mon), 11:00 a. m.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.* * aSt. Paul9* Church•Sta ui Dm timeParish Office: 4946 Du re he* ter Avenur•Tel. Oakland 1116REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday Service*Holy Communion, 8:00 s. ra.Church School Service, 9:30 a. ra.Morning Service, 11:00 s. m.St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Uaiveraalists)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People'ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th StGILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, II o'clock—Sermon, Rev. G. S. Cospreaching.Evening Service, 7:45 o'clock—Sermon.Kirkpatrick, D. D.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Baptist Church5600 Woodlawn Ave.Ministers: Charles W. Gilkey, Norris L. TibbetsI 1:00 A.M. Children’s Day Service.Processional of Roses.®:00 P. M. Address: One Man Power," Norris L. Tibbets.THE DAILY MORONTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927P H O E NI XmISC A N D AMASON STOPS LINDBERGH;:\r v~rii<- f, (t-st.ThMi «r- i ■* •»« iiit i*».» • VCAMPUS DELIRIOUS OVER AR¬RIVAL OF WAR HERO. Reading from left to right are three hundredOskaloosa Indians from Kokomo sail¬ing on June 15 to meet General Cox-ey in front of Cobb. Mitchell Tower is dimly seen in the center of theforeground. These ten thousand Afri¬can savages, unable to read or writein any language but Ungoluda, are joyously singing “Back to the Mid¬way” as they parade across Staggfield to congratulate the retiringPhoenx staff on its bloody victory.THREE HUNDRED GRADS HE IN CRASHOF MAROON’S BLUE FORD; SPEEDING CARMEETS FLEET OF SHIPS ON MIDWAYPresident Mason Declares May Fete Will Take Place ofAnnual Ceremony; Adopts Maroon Policy; SpeakersHold Center of Circle; Breasted Joins PartyLeaving President Coolidge andhis cabinet “waiting at the church”in Washington, Charles Lindbergh,famous trans-Atlantic flyer, accept¬ed the invitation of President MaxMason, to visit the University andhastened straight to Chicago uponlanding from the battleship on whichhe crossed. Considerable indignationwas expressed in diplomatic circles inWashington at “Lindy’s” actions.Here's Your Chance GirlsPresident Max Mason and a dele¬gation of undergraduates comprisingall the “big men on campus” met the&aviator as he descended from thetrain at the Woodlawn station andtended him an official welcome. Fromthe station he was conducted to theHilton Thorndike chapel where amass meeting was being held in hon¬or of the visitor.Moron PicturesJust after making his address atthe chapel Mf*. Lindbergh was pre¬vailed upon to pose for an exclusivepicture for The Daily Moron to showthe technique he employed in hisjump across the Atlantic. The pic¬ture is reproduced in these columns.Commenting upon the UniversityLindbergh said, “I would rather bea member of the Phoenix staff thanhave flown to Europe, but we cannotall realize our life ambitions.” Whenquestioned as to his plans for the fu¬ture he announced that he intendedto enter the University in the falland to devote himself exclusively tothe study of biblical literature. Between the Hilton chapel meet¬ing and the formal reception held inthe evening in the south lounge ofthe Reynolds club Mr. Lindberghwas taken on a tour of the campus,expressed particular approval of theincluding the information office. Hebook slot at E-ll, calling it “an in¬vention which will probably lead toimportant developments along simi-ilar lines in the future. The import¬ance of such devices to aviation can¬not be over-stressed.”At the formal reception in the eve¬ning the hero of the day appeared inconventional full dress and wearinga symbolic bat-wing tie, emblem ofhis success. The climax of the eve¬ning’s entertainment was the presen¬tation to Lindbergh of an honoraryD. D. degree, conferred in Mandelhall before the combined facultiesof the University. At this time Lind- Here’s Your Chance Girls! LifeOffers Great Incentive to OldMales in Ditching Blind DatesFully three hundred and three sor¬orities have decided to install twohundred and eighty-one chapters onthe University campus. At least onethousand girls will be embraced soon¬er or later, although not by the samegroup. This plan met its fate lateyesterday afternoon when it wasthrown into Dean Boucher’s waste¬basket which Sammy affectionatelycalls “my pal” and whistled loudly in a dull monotone which was scarcelyaudible to those sitting in the rearseats of the Carmen’s hall last nightwhen a score of non-union men stam¬peded the meeting, precipitating ariot which formed a collodial suspen¬sion of silver and antimony mixedwith arsenic, found the next day inthe dead doy’s body, the coroner’sverdict was assault with a deadlyweapon.bergh again spoke and displayed themodesty for which he has become fa¬mous.A movement} is said to be nowunder foot to elect him an honorarymember of the Dramatic association. ADMINISTERING K.O.OLD BIRD HIT THE DUSTBoys Cry On Shouldersof Deans As PlotIs RevealedBy Joe MoshickAs the result of several startling andscandalous discoveries made in a re¬cent investigation of teh inner-work¬ings of the Phoenix staff, the Phoenixbanquet has been indefinitely post¬poned and all members of this publica¬tion who have held important posi¬tions in the past year have been placedunder surveillance by the authorities.The announcement of the postpone¬ment of the banquet came as a tre¬mendous surprise to all those whoheard the details when they were firstgiven out yesterday, though it hadbeen suspected for some time that“some dirty work was going on.” Theaction by the authorities was madeonly after a very close investigationinto the business of the Phoenix mem¬bers, the results of which disclosedshocking disregard for newspaper the name of which is not to be dis¬closed (it was the Circle), and re¬printed without any apologies orthanks whatever, word for word, inthe May number of the Phoenix.Another rumor that was traced bythe authorities and proven to be truewas to the effect that big-hearted JohnAllison, this year’s pilot of thePhoenix, and dangerous Bill Stephen¬son had actually contemplated givingthe entire profits of this year’s salesand advertising, a sum estimated bythose who know at not less than$9,000, to the Home for the Incurables,located “just around the corner.” Atany rate, it is definitely known thatettiquette and honor, great infractionsof every University rule, unbelievablerobberies of pooi/ and disabled stu¬dents, and possibly—though nothinghas been definitely proved—a few andchoice murders.Copyrights Disregarded byUnscrupulous StaffOne of the main discoveries con¬cerned a piece of shady work per¬petuated by the staff, in w'hich severalarticles by well-known men were takenbodily from a University publication, both of these characters will be placedthere on the completion of their four-year “term” at the University ofChicago.When questioned as to his attitudetoward the biggest and latest scandal,“Teddy” Lind, who, however, disclaimsany very personal relationship with anyof the characters concerned, declared:“Though I knew these boys veryslightly, felt for a long time that nogood end would come to them. Theygot what they deserved; I hope they’resatisfied.”Here’s Your Chance,Girls! Y. M. OffersPipes to AsphixiatedAlthough not directly affiliated withthe Phoenix, it is understood that theTipplers have received secret financialsupport from the editor and businessmanager. This terrible love mysteryis bound up in the code numbers 4445,which are understood to place a bountyon the heads of all jack-rabbits takenfrom Frank O’Hara’s cap.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927The DailY MoroNThe Daily Moron’s Platform1. Doris Ache's Answers2.HPHE DAILY MORON is solidly in back of the movement, re-cently inaugurated by the Interfraternity Council, to changethe name of Hutchinson Commons. To call the restaurant bysuch a name implies that our students are common persons, notthe gentlemen and scholars they are. The Daily Moron offersprizes aggregating $5,000 for the best name submitted to takethe place of Hutchinson Commons. The first prize will be $4,999and the remaining sum will be divided among the persons sub¬mitting the fiifty next best names. The following are names al¬ready submitted.The Golden Kimono Night Club—James X. Deitelbaum, ’28.Sister Susie’s Sloppy Slum—Lydia V. Peltz, ’30.R U In—Y. Y. oung, ’34.Izzy Inn—Z. Z. Zimmermann, ’35.The Silver Sliver—Xenophon R. Papadopoulos, ’23.• Gus’s.—Jack J. Jackson, ’29.Come on now, let’s have your letters! Remember, $4,999 forthe best letter!AN ALUMNUS SPEAKS/^YLD BUCK PFLUG, ’09, now of the legal firm of Pflug, Pflugand Pflug-Pflug, is one of the University’s most distinguishedalumni. When on the campus Old Buck was a member of theEpsilon Mush fraternity. Since then he has achieved wonders;through his efforts Phi Alpha Epsilon Mush was installed in itspresent quarters over Woodworth’s. Old Buck was the firstlawyer in Gulp County, Louisiana, to procure a habeas corpus fora criminal before he done his stuff. Old Buck is a man to respect.Now Old Buck has said: “I got a lot out of my six weeksat old Chicago U.” The Moron thinks we all ought to ponder hisorder of the “Z-Z,” Cats and Whalebones, and the Phi Alphawrds.* * *As we go to press The Daily Moron’s staff photographer re¬ports Mr. Pflug’s whereabouts unknown. We were going to run apicture of him, but as our staff photographer is majoring in>orch-climbing, we have photographed the gentleman’s clothesnstead. Your love problems answered. Fivedollars given each day for best prob¬lem submitted.Dear Doris Ache—My little boy,Felix, is four years old and pa alyzed.For months he has been crying for abustle. Could one of your generousreaders help me out? I am a widowwith sixteen children and cannot affordto buy him one.—Mrs. J. I. F.Haven’t you a bustle in your homewhich you no longer use? I can thinkof no higher charity than to sooth thislittle invalid’s aching heart.Dear Doris Ache—I am a younggirl. 32, and I go with a man twice myace. Lately he has been seen withother girls and does not pay any at¬tention to me. How can I win backhis love?—Perplexed.I should think, Perplexed, that thebest thing to do is to forget him en¬tirely. You know, dear, that matchesbetween youth and age do not usuallywork out. Seek boy friends morenearly companionable.Dear Doris Ache—I am an agedwidow, alone in the world, unable towork, and am supported only by themodest rental I collect on a loop officebuilding. Of late I have thought Ishould like an automobile. Has anyof your readers a car which is nolonger needed. I do not care aboutthe made—a Lincoln, Cadillac or Pack¬ard would suit me.—Mrs. A. B. C.Haven’t yo ua car in your homewhich is no longer used? I can thinkof no higher charity than to sooththis aged invalid’s aching heart.Dear Doris Ache—At the age of six¬teen I marriaed a coal passer on aGreat Lakes steamer. Five years laterhe pased me up. What shall I do?—Worried.I should think, Worried, that he hasshown that he no longer loves you.Remember, dear, that love is al thatcounts in the world. Marry a station¬ary fireman next time.Dear Doris Ache—Ten years ago mymother died, and left me a widower. Ihave chronic catarrh, and no longercan work at my trade. I was broughtup to be a university president andknow no other business. My wiifesuggests that I write to you in thehope that some of your generous read¬ers might be able to place me a con¬fetti factory in my spare time.Haven’t you a confetti factory inyour home which is no longer used?I can think of no higher charity, etc.gDear Doris Ace—Mein Louie runaway. Wot I’ll gonna do?—Anxious.I should think, Anxious, that Louishas shown he no longer loves you.But if you MUST have him back, whynot try advertising? Call Inferior 0100and ask for an ad taker.Dearest, darling, sweet Doris Ache—Th elast time I wrote you the resultswere SO satisfactory that I am writingyou again in my latest difficulty. Youremember how Harry married me anddeserted me after our sweet little babywas born. I was SO sad! Now thebaby is growing up and always asks me where his papa is. Shall I tell himhe is in San Quentin, and let him knowhis father is a branded criminal? Oh,what SHALL I do?—Dizzy.Remember, Dizzy, that a little child’sheart aches for a missing parent. Whynot kill somebody and be sent to SanQuentin yourself?Dear Miss Ache—I am a dashingyoung fellow of some twenty-five sum¬mers and my work is such that I haveto stay at the office until very late inthe evening about four nights a week.There is a sweet girl graduate on thestaff of the building, and her job is toscrub the hall outside our office. Thisshe does every night at about seventhirty.*Her scrubbing is so thorough that Iam sure she .would make a wonderfulwife, especially as she is quie wistful,too. After passing her in the hall sev¬eral times as she was at her work Iwas so bold as to smile at her, and shereturned my advance quite nicely. Thenext night, in the hope of starting aconversation, I tripped over her bucketbu twas so unfortunate as to send thewater all over her informal dress. Sheno longer smiles at me. What shallI do? At present I am unable to sleep.—J. L. Rinse, Illinois, ’28.Your plight is sad. I think that ifyou, through your business connec¬tions, discovered the young lady’s homeaddress and forwarded her a bucketsimilar to that she uses at her place ofemployment filled with flowers," she might be able to speak to you withoutshrinking. This simple act would atonce convince here of your gentle¬manly nature and prove to her that,somewhere in the maelstrom of yourpersonality, you have a spark of thatpolished wit which bespeaks the gen¬tleman of experience and culture.Dear Miss Ache—I am a lady as¬sistant in the ham department of Feld¬man and Pickelschvvartz’s Fair Pricestore, and twice a week a !|andsomebuck in uniform comes in to buy someham sandwiches for the telegraphoperator in the Western Union officeacross the street. His appearance isexceedingly imressive, and the in¬signia he wears assure me that he is apersonage of some sort. So far, he STUDENTS DANCE ATDRAKE TO ESCAPESCHOOL’S HORRORSSituated on the shore of beautifulLake Michigan, the Drake Hotel haslong been the retreat of pro-riddenstudents. The soft, soothing strainsof the orchestra blending harmon-has not ventured to discuss mattersother than business with me. 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Dl.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927 Page FiveSTAMBAUGH IS BANISHEDFROM DIAMOND GULCH ASPERFIDY TRIAL BEGINSThree Million United States Marines AreTo Siberia To Quel Riot ForThis Day Only RushedDreams were disturbed, and allHollywood shocked early this morningwhen a veritable bombshell rocked thecolony in the form of the news thatJack Stambaugh, star in the produc¬tion, “Life in a Kitchenette Apart¬ment,” has applied for divorce from hiseighth wife, Helen Howe.Reporters sent to the scene of thecommotion at once discovered the ac¬tor standing outside in the snow inhis barefeet and pajamas, evidently abit fussed at his predicament. He hadthis to say to his set of loving altruis-tics friends about the town—and else¬where: “I will not condemn my wife.She was all right. She was fine. ButI wouldn’t even let the Princess ofWhales put her cold feet in the middleof my back.”Mrs. Stambaugh, who was very en¬thusiastic in welcoming the reporters,felt as though she would not say aword against her husband. Not aword. eYt she felt as though not evenLindbergh could eat crackers in herbed and get away with it.Suits for divorce were filed imme¬diately in Judge WendeU Bennett’scourt, where the trial proceedings willtake place on Tuesday.Prominent lawyers in the city teelthat the decision will come to nothingbut a deadlock. Rather, one suggestedtha the two were guilty of grosscrimes, an dthat they should shoot itout in some far corner of the woods.Both should have no place in societywith such villainous temperaments. It was the task of the designer ofthe chapel, the late Bertram GrosvenorGoodhue and the sculptor, Lanne, tounite the traditional with the religious,according to Professor Goodspeed,they not only succeeded in doingthis, but did it in a way that is cer¬tain to make the chapel one of thegreatest m the world.Tickets for the Hop will continueto be sold at Cobb Hall until noon to¬day, and after that all tickets must beprocured at the door. The probableattendance will be about 225 couples.In contrast to previous years, the Hodwill be winter formal.In two of the fastest games of theseason, the Tau Sig Omicron ballteam beat the Alpha Epsilon Pi out¬fit, and the Phi Delts defeatedAcacia. The first game went nineinnings after the score had beentied since the fifth. Several rallieson the part of the two teams wereaverted by the fine work of bothpitchers. After trailing 3 to 6 thePhi Delt team scored four runs inthe sixth inning to lead by one run.Acacia tied it up in their half of thelast inning, but the winners scored arun after two were down. The finalscore of the first game was 6-5, andthe second, 8-7.The Sig Chis with a deluge of hitsmanaged to outscore the Manors,13-11, in a dull game enlivened onlyby three Sig Chi home runs. TauDelta Phi took the only other gamethat was played, when they defeatedthe Delta Sigs, 10-4, chiefly throughthe pitching of Weinzellbaum. Dekeforfeited to Beta Theta Pi.I heard the latest in coffee-shop re¬partee yesterday when I joined a fewof the girls in three o’clock coffee andcrescents. 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Referencesrequired.See or callJimmy Cusackat the Phi Psi House.RUNNERS FIGHT FOROLD SNELL—HOORAY!This makes the second victory ofthe tournament series for the Seniorsquad. The Sophs and Frosh eachhave one win to their credit. Evenif the Juniors were to win a game,they would not be given the victorydue to their having ineligible teammembers.If the Seniors win this tournamentthey will most certainly have earnedthe honor of being awarded the an¬nual interclass cup. It will be theirthird first in sports for the year.Iowa seems to held the command¬ing position in the event with itsstock of distance aces lead by Hunn,who has consistently traveled thecourse in the time radius of 9:40.Keeping in spirit with the usual epi¬demic of spring marathons a mile footrace for the championship of Snellhall will be staged today at Stagg fieldat the stroke of noon. Only two men,Tom Burk and Herbert Ritz havebeen entered. Famous Sunday DinnersMany University people have learned the happy cus¬tom of having Sunday dinner at Hotels Windermere.They enjoy the food — the way it is served — thepleasing atmosphere. Why not form a party and comeover to the Windermere for dinner — this Sunday 1^jjotelsindermere“CHICAGO'S MOST HOMELIKE HOTELS"Fit* hundred fttt of verandas and terraces/routine south on Jackson Park56th Street mt Hyde Park BoulevardTelephone Fair, ax 6000500 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson Park. Suits and Extra Trousers$65 ' $75 * $85 and upwardsEnglish Cricket Flannels for tennis / Extra heavy sil\ Shantungs$55 special suitings at our Clark Street StoreFormal, Business and Sport Clothes7 North LaSalle « 324 South Michigan « 71 East Monroe140 South Clark—near c.Adams . 225 North Wabash at Wacker Drive;&Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 1927 <Huron Upsets Lincoln Team In Feature A. M. Battle TAU SIGS, PHI DELTSWIN IN TWO FASTI. M. BALL GAMESof last year’s Honor team, MargaretBrew, Isabel Gorgas, and ElizabethHull, will swim for the Alumnae teamtonight. Ellen Le Count and MabelEvans, the two other Alumnae swim¬mers, excel in the form events. How¬ever, the younger Iteam is fairly safein relying upon firsts in diving, themedley relay, and breast for form andspeed, as well as a collection of sec¬ond places. Lack of practice is goingto seriously handicap the Alums andprecedent is going to do its best totake the victory away from them.Then, too, the Honor team has somecrack swimmers, both in regard to ex¬perience and skill.The Enquiring ReporterWHAT ASKED.uating?WHERE ASKED.Greenwood Avenue and 57th St.WHY ASKED.That’s beside the point.ANSWERS.Yvonne Teacup. Member of Mo¬tor Boat.“Oh my dear, I’m so thrilled atbeing asked by one of those dear en¬quiring reporters, I mean I HON¬ESTLY am. I’m positively overcomewith joy to meet one of them, be¬cause I’ve been just DYING to—what was that question you askedme?”Harold Harold. Member of Pie Upand On.“Yes, I heartily agree with thatsuggestion, because I think it willbenefit the students in three ways:mentally, morally and physically.”Q. J. Smith, Jr., Unattached.“No, I do not believe so. The mod¬ern generation is no worse than anyother. It is merely their frankness, Edgeworthis alwaysgoodon the draw1 which I maintain is very wholesome, who has belonged to every club andthat shocks their ‘elders and wisers’.” fraternity at Chicago, besides being if it<J>BKGeorge Pewlicher. Prominent mem- active in geometric circles. He spendsber of the class of 1927 at the his evenings working to pay his way £University of Chicago. Only man through school. “Possibly.” 0 Official CollegeFRATERNITYcJewelryBadges-Rings-HooeHiesWARREN PIPER AGO31 N. 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Lawrence—Revolt o fthe Desert.Lee—France on Ten Words a Day.Wells—Ask Me a Question.Robinson—Tristram.WOODWORTH’S1311 E. 57th Open EveningsTAKE BOOKS HOME TO THE FOLKSUNIVERSITY MENThe Organization of Rexford & Kelderwishes you a pleasant vacation andthanks you for your friendship.REXFORD &KELDERLargest University Clothiers in the West25 Jackson Boulevard East Seventh Floor\ /Kyle Anderson bats A-l asbaseball captain of ’2&. a §oon mmPat Page pitches past play¬ers to perfect performance.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1927PAT PAGE HURLS OLD GRADS TO 8-4 WIN OVER VARSITYCHICAGO’S GREATG01FS0HE HOLDSSECOND PUCETrails Illinois By TenPoints; Thirty-SixHoles RemainWith one day’s play marked up andanother one remaining Chicago’s greatgolfsome holds second place in the BigTen Conference Championship meetwhich ends today at the Tam O’ Shan-ter Country Club course on the northside.Illinois was the only team ahead ofthe local foursome after the thirty-sixholes of play yesterday. The Suckers,with a team medal score of 653, werean even ten strokes “up” on theMaroons, who will have a chance toovercome the lead in the final thirty-six holes today. Trailing the Midwayfoursome after yesterday’s grind onthe new and exceedingly tough coursewithwas Michigan in third place with a athletic ability, and scholarshiptotal of 674. The Wolverines had beenfigured in pre-tourney dope as the chiefcontenders for the title, but evidentlywere hit harder by the poor conditonof the course than were the locals.Garard, Vavra Still in RunningConnor of Michigan led the individ¬ual standing with the low score of153. Jimmy Garard and JohnnyVavra, with 162 and 163, are in sixthand seventh place, respectively. Bart¬lett had a 167 and Patterson a 171 andwere considered out of the running forindividual honors.SENIOR NOTICEFinance committee of the Seniorclass will hold a special meeting to¬day at 12:00 in room 110 Cobb hall.The purpose of the meeting is to dis¬cuss expenditures for ConvocationWeek which necessitates the pres¬ence of all committee members. Kyle Anderson Leads Ball TeamIn ’28; Williams Track CaptainSEVEN WOMEN GETMAJOR T AWARDSThirty-Two HonorAre Presented PinsSeven women were awarded theirmajor “C’s” at W. A. A. Spring ban¬quet last night. Those so honoredwere Maci Bacon, Evelyn Hamilton,Blanche Hedeen, Frances Lawton,Josephine Sibald, Katherine Stoufferand Adele Whitfield. The award ofthe major “C” is the highest honorwhich University women athletes canattain; and the number of womenreceiving their “C’s” this year is in¬dicative of the abundance of athleticability which existed in this year’ssenior class. The “C’s” are awardedon the three-fold basis of sportsman-Thirty-two women were awardedHonor pins in the various sports. Ofthis group twenty-two had never re¬ceived the honor before. These pinsare awarded annually on the samebasis as are the major “C’s” to thosewho have excelled in ech major sportas to warrane their receiving them.PHI CELT NETMEN WINPhi Delt’s racqueteers, Calohan andAllison, weathered the semi-final I-Mdoubles round by defeating Phi Psiyesterday and have entered the finals,in which they loom up strongly as thelogical champions. The Tekes pulledthe unexpected and downed the Dekes.They will play Phi Pi Phi for theright to play in the finals.GOOD BYEAND BESTOF LUCKw w w wWoodworth’s bid a farewell to those who havevisited us and dealt with us during the year that haspassed. Business association with a large per centageof the student body has been a pleasant experience andwe appreciate your trade.If you will use our mail order, you will find it aconvenient service to you, as we are able to securebooks for you with speed and certainty of satisfaction.Remember, in building your business library, Mr.Business-man-to-be, that our store is as close as yourmail box.To every member of the graduating class of June,1927, Woodworth*8 extend their heartiest congratula¬tions.*w w w wWOODWORTH’S1311 Eut 57th St Kyle Anderson and Dick Williamshave been elected to lead respective¬ly the baseball and track teams inthe coming season. Anderson wasunanimously chosen for his positionat a meeting preceding the annualalumni-varsity game while Williamsreceived his honor last Tuesday eve¬ning.Anderson was one of the outstand¬ing Maroon diamond stars of theyear. He was already won two “C’s”in baseball Beside cavorating aroundsecond base, he is one of the heavi¬est hitters on the Chicago Nine, hav¬ing an average of about 300 percent for the season. Anderson is oneof the luminaries on the Maroonfootball team, making his letter lastfall. He comes from Terre Haute,Indiana, and is a member of the A.T. O. fraternity.Williams had hard luck in thespring by becoming ineligible. Hefinally managed to regain his statusby taking correspondence courses.During indoor meets Williams madethe lowest mark in the half mile andwon that event in the conference. Hewas among the leaders in that eventin th outdoor season. He is a sopho¬more and a member of Alpha DeltaPhi STAGG TRACKMENVIE FOR HONORSIN NATIONAL MEETBurgt Gist, Burke, Frey,Gleason, Olwin, WolffCompeteMac Horsemen DownBetas for TideIn the Championship Mounted Intra¬mural Games, the Midway AthleticClub defeated the Beta Theta Pi teamfor the honors.The Mac team is composed of: V. L.Bassie, Edwin Mattick, George R.Nardin, John F. Renhult.The Beta team is composed of:George R. Mueller, James B. Paddock,John Rackow, James H. Britton, FredRobie.The champoins, the Macs, will re¬ceive gold medals and the runner-ups,the Betas, will receive silver medals.A silver loving cup also goes to thechampions.Next year, the mountd games willbe included in the I. M. program, andthe individual point system will be ineffect. By Bob SternSeven of the two hundred andseventy athletes who will put out theirvery best in the National Intercol¬legiate A. A track and field champion¬ships this afternoon and tomorrow willbe wearing the good old Maroon, andwith them will rest Chicago’s aspira¬tions to national recognition on thecinder path this year. The seventrackmen of the University team, whohave been entered by Director Stagg,are Virg Gist, Wake Burke, SamuelFrey, Captain Burg, Gleason, BuckOlwin and Wolff.Gist and Burke wil sally forth tomeet the nation’s best in the half-milerun and both, with marks of around1:56 for the event, have the best ofchances to extend themselves and per¬haps win a place Gleason will be Chi¬cago’s bid in the hundred-yard dashagainst Hester of Michigan and all ofthe other ten second ladsOlwin and Wolff, entered in thediscus and the hammer, will have thetoughest sailing of the team for theirperformances will have to be phenom-inally good to show among the fieldof huskies who heave the platter 150feet with an effortless consistencyCaptain Burg and Frey finish the en¬try list* and their names are in thehigh jump column. Burg, .latelycalled this season’s most dependableand steady athlete, was beaten out byHaggard of Texas for first last yearand he will face the same man oncemore when he trots up to the barSaturday. The Rangers’ performanceof 6 ft. 7% in. was an inch better thanBurg’s in the 1926 meet, but Burg hasbeen steadily growing better duringthis j'ear’s competiton and the battlebetween the two may raise the bar to anew record.Try Our40c Plate Lunchor our75c&$l Dinnersonceand you’llcome back again.The Gem Restaurant(THE INTERSTATE COMPANY)1590 East 53rd StreetUnder East End 1C. R. R. Elevation at 53rdWe are now closing our dining room at 9 ;30 P. M.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 Old Timers Rally AroundPage; Get FourteenHitsBy Vic RoterusWith old Pat Page serving ’em upfrom the pitching box the old gradsproved that they were still a prettyfoxy bunch of ball players, when theyoutsmarted the varsity to win by an8-4 score on the Greenwood lot yester¬day afternoon. Pat, who, as youknow, now peddles football knowledgeto U. of Indiana boys, pitched shut¬out ball after the first two rounds anddidn’t work any too hard in doing it.His mates rallied around him in fineshape, although they did commit threeinsignificant bobbles.Kaplan was batted for fourteen hits,Rudolph being guilty of four of them.The varsity found Page for ten, butPage, whose exercise, from all externalindications, is few and far between,tightened up like a vise in pinches and,with good support, made the varsityboys begin to think of next time.The Varsity started out as if thegame was going to be a rout, for theyscored two in each of the first couplechapters. Anderson skied out toRudolph, but McConnell rapped out asingle and Hoerger also contributedwith one of the same. Brignallwhiffed, but Webster hit safely, andMcConnel and Hoerger brought homethe good news. Price singled, Davissacrificed, Kaplan was the recipient ofPage’s only walk of the day, and An¬derson clouted for a one-bagger tobring in the last Varsity runs in thesecond.The Grads did thejr business in thesixth, seventh and eighth frames, whilePat toiled successfully. A prettysqueeze play in the seventh was onlyone of the few tricks that the Gradsrevealed during the course of thegame. S” TAKE LICKING:ING LEAD TO ALUMNIPAGE STANDS PATALUMNI (8)AB R H c ELibonati, cf .. . 5 2 3 4 0Rudolph, If .. . 5 2 4 4 0Howe, 2b ... . 3 1 1 1 0Crisler, 2b ... . 2 0 0 1 0Hinkle, c . 4 0 2 4 0Norgren, lb . . 2 0 0 4 0Sauer, lb . 2 0 0 6 0Boyle, ss .... . 5 2 2 6 1Schulz, rf .... . 2 0 0 0 0McGuire, rf .. . 3 0 0 0 0Curtis, 3b .... . 2 0 1 2 1Weis, 3b . 2 0 0 2 0Page, p . 5 1 1 9 1VARSITY (4)AB R H C EAnderson, 2b . 5 0 2 8 0Anderson, 2b . 5 0 2 8 0McConnel, ss . 4 1 1 6 0Hoerger, cf .. . 2 1 I 1 0Puschel, rf .. . 2 0 0 1 0Brignall, 3b . . 3 0 0 7 0Webster, c . . 4 0 3 4 1Gordon, lf-3b. . 4 0 1 6 1Price, lb .... . 3 1 1 8 0Davis, cf . 2 0 0 1 0Kaplan, p ... . 3 0 1 8 0THIRTY-TWO FROSHRECEIVE TRACK ANDBASEBALL NUMERALSEdna Foley TalksOn ‘Visiting Nurse’Miss Edna L. Foley, who is super¬intendent of the Visiting Nurse as¬sociation, will address the Damesclub tomorrow at 3 in Ida Noyeshall. Miss Foley, who has had a wideexperience along this line will tellthe women of “The Work of the Vis¬iting Nurse Association of Chicago.’y As a reward for the fine work of thisyear’s exceptionally good freshmanbaseball team, Coach Norgren yester¬day awarded seventeen numeral sweat¬ers to members of his squad.At the same time A. A. Stagg an¬nounced the presentation of fifteen setsof track numerals to members of the1927 track squad.The following men received baseballnumberals: Wrightsman, Crawford,Isenberg, Lowler, Holohan Wingate,Simpson, Knowles, Whitney, Bluhm,Schaffer, Zinz. Reserve numeralswere given to five others—Eddy, Chis-son, Schottler, McCurry, Greenwald.Of the trackmen Ed. Kenneddy, HalHaydon, Car, Schultz, N. Root andRice received numerals on heavysweaters, Carl Meadows, F. Tittleman,R. Simpson, W. Gartside receivedregular numerals, and M. Mason, M.Wolf, J. Freeman, N. Hickman, J.Pinkowitch, D. K. Michab and R.Swanson received reserve awards.BOSS STRAW HATSThe Latest in StrawsAll the newest shapes and styles,priced fromBOSS HATTER8811 E. 63rd St 6300 S. Halsted St. 804 W. 79th StMaking Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the leaat money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110Page Eight THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. JUNE 10, 1927i "WhistleTHIS, in the words of the boys ,isthe last day. True, exams will claimour attention for the early part ofnext week but the regular routineis over and trunks are already leav-ign the dorms and fraternity housesfor far places. We, who are nativeChicagoan from the tips of our toesto the I. C. cinders in the corners ofour eyes, have always had a feelingthat it must be rather nice to takea long journey home after beingaway for ten months. In a way, weenvy those lucky folks who are buy¬ing one-way tickets for Maine andTexas. Think of the romance intheir home-comings to friends, fam¬ilies and sweethearts. There is onlyone method we can think of thatwill even partly create this atmo¬sphere of loving home-coming forourself—and we mean to make themost of it. Immediately after ourlast exam we are going to take theElevated out to Evanston and thenride back on a Chicago Motor Coach! Wetting the things that love to hewettedAnd other things too, not so hungryfor the warm tears from droopingeyed cloud . . .But that is the way of Tears andRainso the old sage said that liveson yonder hill.He would have told us more, I guess,if an evening shower hadn’t madehim moveindoors.There are more clouds to weep theysay . . .—Gene W. if King George is the ruler of Eng¬land, Mussolini must be the yard¬stick of Italy?!—Ernie-BettyOr Correspondence School GraduateGeoG:This Convocation business is thebunk. We worked for four years sothat our folks could see us graduate—with all the trimmings—and nowthey are only giving us one Convoca¬tion ticket apiece. What’s a guy gon¬na do—give it to his Mother or Fa¬ther? After they’ve both been sonice to him a guy can’t show anyfavoritism. These days a man can’thave a happy graduation, free fromworry, unless he happens to be anorphan !•—Betty-Ern/e WE noticed yesterday, in one ofour habitual early evening promen¬ades, that the little drinking foun¬tains that spot the Midway at twoblock intervals are, for the first timethis year, gushing forth with theircooling bubbles of running water.The observation made us extremelyhappy—not because we are inclinedto thirst and will appreciate thethroat-soothing refreshment of theliquid, but because the little kidswho romp the year long upon thegreen expenses df-grass and dirt be¬tween the I. C. tracks and CottageGrove will at last have a few havenswhere they can wash their dirtyfaces!FUTURUSRain came as rain will, Stop! These Puns Are Killing Us ByInchesGeoG:Has it ever occurred to you that. THE Coffee Shop—that placewhere all good campus people go foreverything but coffee—has come outwith a new drink—the “umpah.”Conversation with Mr. Percy Gray—the genial white-coated man behindthe fountain—informed us that an“umpah” is a lemonade with a shotof cherry in it. On looking throughthe dictionary, however, we discov¬ered that an “umpah” is also a musi¬cal “wind instrument.” The connec¬tion is obvious. One has no doubtsas to the validity of the new concoc¬tion’s name when he HEARS peopletrying to suck it up through theirstraws!BULLETIN(Excerpts from our diary)June 8.. .Dear Diary, after beingall set for a perfect summer she toldme that she was going to Californiafor her vacation ... Oh well, what’sthe use . . She’ll probably meet someguy out there and forget all aboutme the day she gets off the train . . .And besides that, I have a frater¬nity brother who has a friend goingto Massachusetts for her vacation.That’s the trouble with these girls . .They’re all right in Fall, Winter, andSpring—but when Summer comesthey go to extremes!TERRIBLE TURK sang his swan90c WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd StDorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grow* Awe.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Awe.Hyde Park 2408The Cap & GownWill Be OutWednesday, dune 15Your Receipt, or$5.00 CashWill Get Your BookFor YouAt The BookstoreAll Day song yesterday. Not only The Whis¬tle, but we ourself are going to missLeo next year. He had his faults(we are referring to his failing forOld Gold cigarettes) but he also hadhis virtues—chief of which was asense of humor that was supreme oncampus. We wish Leo the best of va¬cations and a future as successful, inproportion, as was his career atschool —and that, you must admit,is saying a great deal.S'LONG everyone. Happy vaca¬tion—and please don’t read any ofthose professional humor magazineslike Life and Judge over the sum¬mer. (Editors note: The Whistlewill appear next Fall with an entire¬ly new collection of jokes, puns andanecdotes.)—GEO-GDISTINCTIVE GIFTSWhere?WOODWORTH’SBOOKSTORE1311 East 57th St SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive Ratesa*8T2 iMEWKfcHenry GLgtton S SonsBroadway and Fifth—Gary Orrington and Church—EvanstonState and Jackson—Chicago•ocirnrIn New 3-button College StylesPIPING ROCKSB $40In the LyttonCollege Shop by Society BrandNo fabrics like them for the Spring suit!New exclusive shades of tan, light gray andbrown—plain or in stripe patterns. Andthey come in just the right styles—3-buttoncoats, with the Society Brand cut. Smart!»•