Special Seniormeeting today at12 in Mandel hall.Be there ? ®fje Hatlp jHaroon Reed and Cro¬well will head theCap and Gownstaff for next year. jVol. 27. No. 134. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1927WHAT of IT?^/aeoRpe morjsensterjjThe other day while putting in acasual appearance at the frat houseI noticed that those of the inmateswho happened to be freshmen werebusying themselves in carrying anumber of battered hulks of worn-out cots up from the recesses of thebasement and were installing them inthe library. The beds were rariged ina dismal row, standing forlornly onthree legs or whatever supports theyhad come through the years still pos¬sessing. and they looked like theyhad taken long years of punishment.Which, I believe I am correct in sur¬mising, they and all fraternity bedsfrom time irr.memorable taken, ifany bed ever did. The spectacle mov¬ed me to curiosity. Pointing to therow of dead soldiers, I asked: “Whatis the meaning of this demonstra¬tion?” The house mother, amblinginto sight at the moment, solved themystery with a laconic “The summerstudents is coming.” REED, CROWELL EDIT '28 CAP AND GOWNBANQUET STARTS ALUMNI PROGRAMERNSTEIN HEADS6ARG0YLES; VONAMMON^TOWEREleanor Metzel, HadleyKerr Awarded JobsIn DramaticsArt Erstein was elected presi¬dent of Gargoyles and Fred vonAmmon, president of Tower Playersat the annual elections of the dram¬atic organizations held late Tuesday.Gargoyles named Eleanor Metzelvice-president and Eugene Macoy,secretary. Marjorie Creighton andHadley Kerr won positions on theThat, I think ,is the plaint of thesong that all men sing when the endof the year wheels around. “The i Gargoyle board. Kerr won his sec-summer students is coming” tells all.It rings out clearer than the brazenlungs of the convocation speaker thenews that the year is ebbed out, andanother pack of tired graduates arelet loose upon the mercies of a hard¬ened world. It harks back to “theglories of spring, and a youth longpast.” It is reminiscent of other sim¬ilar ends of things—of ALL things,the graduate feels, as he notices thatthere are gargoyles on the buildings—a fact he never observed in all therest of his four years. It is the spurthat drives one to look for a summerjob, and to give an anticipatory shud¬der for the long, still, stifling dogdays ahead, when young life and am¬bition sells neckties behind a loopcounter, or hustles mail bags, per¬haps, between the bank and the postoffice. It is the most empty and themost hopeless of all things.And yet not the most hopless—this advance warning blast on thebugle that the end has come and thebeginning arrived. The most hope¬less, to anyone who is not himselfone of the caravan, must be the actual arrival of the summer crowd.And possibly, more depressing stillis the life of this now good enoughplace* during the long hours of thelong days of the long summermonths. Humanity has fled the earthor what of it remains is shriveled dryin the bake ovens of Cobb classrooms.There is nothing to do but pant andtake baths and change shirts in a lim¬itless routine. That, and listen fool¬ishly in a foolish crowd to the gos¬pel of the law of Malthus or thescheme of a Saphic or the productsof the torrid belt—as if it were nec¬essary to speak of that. And allthese things irritate, and most of allthe pack that sit and take notes andlook business-like irritate.* * * *And so it is I feel my spirits low¬er as the cots come out and the goodvelvet drapes are changed for thesummer months in favor of un¬bleached linen ones. And that is whyI turn my head away from the direc¬tion of the Cashier’s Office as I thinkof the faded but still ardent and per¬ennially depressing line that willform there in a few days to exchangeState Normal money for tuition re¬ceipts. I feel quite empty at thethought of that same crowd sittingin the Commons in the heat of sum¬mer noons and drinking ice tea andtalking of what the professor thoughtabout Longfellow in the ten o'clock.Well, some ones say, young man,you’re impertinent. These are thesalt of the earth, the educators of ouryouth—of you, in your time, thesame as the rest of us. And all Ican say in defense Is: Yes, but theyare the summer students, and theydepress me. Which, technically, isno defense at all. ond dramatic job when he was elect¬ed production and business managerof Tower Players, the men’s dramaticgroup. The secretary’s job went toHugh Riddle.Both ActiveBoth Ernstein land von Ammonhave been active in dramatic pro-dutcions on campus, Erstein hold¬ing secretaryships of the joint boardand of Tower Players and von Am¬mon taking charge of all interschol¬astic and other vaudeville showsthis year. Von Ammon has alsotaken roles in several productions.Ernstein was production manager ofthe Senior vaudeville show and hastaken charge of the stage work forseveral shows this year.Eleanor Metzel, who took a lead¬ing role in the 1927 Mirror produc¬tion, has also figured in vaudevilleshows and other campus productions.Eugene Macoy has been responsiblefor the operation of the lights, mostof this season. Hugh Riddle who is*| just completing his Freshman year,has been getting his dramatic start,playing in the Reynolds theatre pro¬ductions that Tower players stagefrequently.WLS TO BROADCASTNATIONAL MEET ANDSING THIS SATURDAYBoth the national intercollegiatetrack meet, to be held Saturday af¬ternoon, and the InterfraternitySing, given that night, are to bebroadcasted by radio station WLS,according to plans announced yes-etrday by the director, Edgar L. Bill.The broadcasting of the field meetwill begin at 2 o'clock and a play byplay account will be given from Sol¬diers Field by Rocky Wolfe of theChicago Journal’s Sport staff. Thesing broadcasts starts at 8.AWARD ART HONORSTO THREE STUDENTSCarnegie Art Scholarships for theyear 1927-28 have been awarded toAntoinette Forrester, Frank Roos,and Allen Weller. The CarnegieScholarship Foundation offers to stu¬dents who are planning to teachart the opportunity of a year in anyuniversity.Four students of the Universityhave received scholarships. GeorgeDowning, who taught here in the au¬tumn and who will return to teachin the summer, is at present study¬ing at Harvard on the scholarshiphe won for 1926-27. Miss Forresterwill take work at Radcliffe, Mr. Roosat Harvard and Mr. Weller at Prince¬ton. Three Groups PickCommon TreasurerThe treasurer of the DramaticAssociation will be elected at ajoint meeting of the three organ¬izations, Gargoyles, Tower Play¬ers and Mirror which compose theAssociation, at 4:30 today in theReynolds Theater.This is the only officer of theAssociation elected directly bythe members. The office is one ofgreat importance for it entailsthe care of all moneys collectedand expended by the three groups.SPECIAL SENIORMEETINGJTODAYMeyer Calls Session forClass BusinessAll Seniors who are to be gradu¬ated next Tuesday are requested byJohn Meyers to attend a special classmeeting today at noon in Mandelhall.At this time complete instructionsconcerning the program for the nextcording to Meyer, it is absolutelyfew days will be given out, and ac-necessary that every one be there to¬day in order that they may informthemselves of the role which theyare to play.Besides a discussion of the pro¬gram', Leo Stone will announce thepersonnel of the ball team which isto represent the Seniors in the an¬nual Junior-Senior game, and a re¬port will be made by the committeesin charge of the Senior Breakfastand the Burton Memorial Fund. CELEBRATION OFREUNION SET FORNEXT SIX DAYSInter fraternity Sing TopsEvents ScheduledFor SaturdaySix days of celebration, heraldedas the New Kind of Alumni Reunion,will mark the return of the OldGrads, scheduled for this week-endand the beginning of next.Classes will be brought togetherfor the first time in the program atthe Alumni dinner at Dudley fieldabout 6:30 p. m. Following that willcome a lecture, “The Function of aUniversity” delivered by Dean Gor¬don J. Laing in Leon Mandel Assem¬bly hall. A dance at 9:30 will capthe evening.Conference At MandelOn Saturday, at 10 a. m. therewill be some informal visiting of the(Continued on page 2)English ExemptionExams For FroshAbolished for 1927Changes have been made in boththe psychological and English examswhich are usually held during Fresh¬man week.English exemption examinationsfor the 101 course are to be abolish¬ed. All Freshmen who are invitedto join the General Survey class willbe excused and papers written forthat course will be corrected by bothscience and English instructors.Honor Faculty AtW. A. A. BanquetGuests of honor at the W. A. A.spring banquet tonight at 6:30 inIda Noyes hall will be: PresidentMax Mason, Dean and Mrs. Chaun-cey S. Boucher, Mrs. Edith FosterFlint, Miss Elizabeth Wallace, Mrs.Robert V. Merrill, Dr. and Mrs. Ed¬ward S. Ames, Dr. and Mrs. Fay-Cooper Cole, Professor James We¬ber Linn and Miss Katherine Blunt.Awards won at Field day will be pre¬sented at the banquet.‘Any Old Clothes ?’—Settlement QueryThe traditional old clothes boxwill take up its station in frontof Cobb Hall tomorrow and willremain on duty until Friday.Students are requested to de¬posit therein all vestments whichthey have outgrown but whichmay still be serviceable for eithermen or women at the UniversitySettlement. This work is an an¬nual feature of the Y. M. C. A.Community Service Committee. Track Athletes,Heroes, ScholarsJoin 1931 ClassSeveral of the members of theFreshman class who will enter theUniversity next Autumn are out¬standing for athletic and scholarshipachievements.Lawrence Brainard, San Antonio,Texas, who was prominent in thetrack interscholastics, taking fifthplace in the half mile relay, has beenawarded an honor scholarship. Hisaverage for four years was 95.6 percent. Another honor scholarship hold¬er, Beryl Carlson, saved a womanand two children from drowning lastsummer at Rhinelander, Wisconsin.Outstanding in the field of schol¬arship is a young woman who wasborn in Russia, and lived there un-(Continued on page 2)REPEAT PAGEANT OFRHYTHM CLASS FORALUMNI TOMORROWAt the request of the Alumni As¬sociation, the Rythms pageant willbe presented at the Alumni programtomorrow at 5 in Dudley field. Allthose taking part have been asked tosign up in the locker room today,saying whether or not they will beable to take part tomorrow. Everyone must sign before Friday noon.The pageant “Pluto and Proser¬pina” was presented last Monday bythe rythms class. It was directed byMiss Emily White, instructor in thedepartment of Physical Education.SEEK MANUSCRIPTSFOR THIRD MIRRORA call for manuscripts for nextyear’s Mirror production has been is¬sued by Frances Kendall, newly elect¬ed president of Mirror. The compe¬tition is open to everyone. The bookneed not necessarily deal with life atthe University. It may have any sub¬ject; it may be any style; it maybe any length. In fact, there are norestrictions for the future Mirrormanuscript author.Manuscripts will be due the secondweek of October when they will bereturned in to the committee on mu¬sic and manuscripts which is headedby Dorothy Hartford and Ruth Mc-Neille, co-chairmen, and assisted byMnriol Parlfpr Phoenix Tells AllIn Tomorrow’s IssueWith the final issue of the 1927Phoenix out tomorrow, saleswom¬en are expected to report some¬time this afternoon to the Phoe¬nix office, in Ellis hall.“The Campus Expose” numbermarks the final gesture of thisyear’s staff, headed by John Al¬lison, editor, and Will Stephen¬son, business manager. Its con¬tents, written anonymously, burstthe bubbles of campus politicalcircles and activities.BURYLUCKENBILLIN LONDON TODAYAbscess Causes Death,Not Typhoid FeverDr. David D. Luckenbill, late pro¬fessor of Semitic Languages and Lit¬eratures, who died Saturday nightin London, will be buried in that citytoday, according to the latest reportcabled by Charles BreastedA post mortem examination hasrevealed that the death of the lateleading American Assyriologist wascaused not by typhoid fever, as wasat first announced, but by some hid¬den abscess, reports Dr. Breasted’sson.A memorial service for the manwhose research work in the Semiticlands as a member of the OrientalInstitute of the University has gain¬ed him international fame, will beheld in the Beverly Hills CommunityChurch on Sunday at 5.Michelson, MoviesTo Test EinsteinRelativity TheoryProfessor Albert A. Michelson inhis present repetition of the Michel-son-Morley experiment now underway at the University, plans to takemotion'pictures to constitute a per¬manent and unbiased record of the“Interference fringes.” The experi¬ment is said to be of great import¬ance to the scientific world becauseit will either confirm or cast seriousdoubts on the famous Einstein the¬ory of relativity.Begin New OfficesFor Law FacultyMaterials for the building of of¬fices behind the stacks of the lawschool library have been clutteringthe halls of the building for the lastweek. These offices are being builtfor the use of faculty members andto fill up the surplus space. They willresemble secluded but convenientcells located behind the stacks ofHarper.Maroon Lunch AtNoon; Vote TonightElection of the 1927-28 staffof The Daily Maroon will takeplace this evening in the Maroonoffice. Elections will start at7:30 sharp.Members of the staff will holda luncheon this noon at Kramer’sRestuarant, 53rd and BlackstoneAve. The Freshmen members ofthe staff are invited to the lun¬cheon. TWO OTHER JOBSWON BY WARNERAND WILLIAMSONYearbook On CampusWednesday, StaffAnnouncesGeorge Reed will succeed RichardScholz as editor of next year’s Capand Gown, with John Crowell fillingthe position of business manager, ac¬cording to the results of yesterday’selections. Marjorie Williamson andCharles Warner were picked for theother junior staff positions ofwomen’s editor and managing editor,respectively. It was also definitelyannounced that the twenty-seventhedition of the annual would be oncampus, ready for distribution, Wed¬nesday morning.16 Sophomores ChosenFor the first time in the historyof the Cap and Gown, two sopho¬mores were chosen as assistant busi¬ness managers, the two men beingFred Robie and George Westerman.The following freshmen were chosenas associate-editors on the editorialstaff: Virginia Bartlett, HerbertBeardsley, John Freeman, ElizabethGalt, Rosalind Hamm, FrancesOlson, Allan King, Frances Olson,John Ridge, and Leland Tolman.Those who were picked as sopho¬mores in next year’s buisness depart¬ment were the following: WilliamLadanyi, Hugh Haffert, Arthur Ros-enbloom, William Davenport, andLou Simons.All of the men picked for the ju¬nior positions are well known oncampus. George Reed is a memberof Alpha Sigma Phi, Blackfriars,Score Club, Iron Mask, editor of thisyear’s “C” handbook, and programmanager of the W. G. I. Warner,the new managing editor, has justbeen made the business manager ofBlackfriars and is a Psi U, whileCrowell is a member of Delta Up- *silon fraternity. Marjorie William¬son is a Deltho, junior member ofBoard of Woman’s Organizations,and properties manager of Mirror.ENTERTAIN SUMMERSCHOOL WOMEN ATY. W. TEA, JUNE 19Following a custom of severalyears’ standing the Y. W. C. A. willserve tea Sunday, June 19, from 2:30to 6:30 in the Y. W. room of IdaNoyes hall to welcome the womenwho will begin the summer quarterthe following day. According to Al¬lis Graham, Summer Secretary of Y.W. this tea, which is open to allwomen, but especially intended forstrangers to the University and thecity, has been very successful in for¬mer years in acquainting womenwith the organization.C. ANDERSON BEATSMATES BACK HOMEOne of the first alumni to returnfor Reunion Week is Charles Ander¬son, ’26, who visited campus yester¬day.Anderson is now instructor of Eng¬lish at the Edgwood High in Green¬wich, Conn. He has been coaching thebaseball team there for the last year,and has just been appointed head ofthe Junior high.While on campus, Anderson waseditor of Cap and Gown, and presi¬dent of the Undergraduate council.Anderson is a member of Alpha Del¬ta Phi. He is planning to attendsummer school at the University.R3p: SIit lath} JHaromtFOUNDED IK 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mm:: II.oxrt'Pt Sati.niipy, Sunday ami Monday, during the Autumn, Wint*r**4 Sjlttns quart, rs> b\ The I’aily Mum on u>nipany. Sufix-ript on rates- )LMI per year: byw, ■; poi ar - i. Si n 1 is. fi\e cent* each. ! y.,7 ..,. Entered n -:C-.', Rostoirice, Chicago, rch 13, 1900under the act of Mar,■ ,,n of any mater.a’, appearing■ in this paper. : ——-- x|e iOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALLEBI* Ave»»* *- *Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Busine,* Office,d. Park 4292, Sp.„, Offic. Lod 80, 2 ring. Track Athletes,Heroes, ScholarsJoin 1931 Class‘_i icium V-—WAI TER G WILLIAMSON &H. KREINES I < m I ereni e I’frig AHOCikti«nMANAGING EDITORJ MILTON H. KREINES.. BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE.. Mfife. CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARD'‘ ' - f WOMEN’S EDITORSPORT EDITOR, A- (Continued from page 1)til four and a half years ago. Whenshe came to the United States sheentered her first year of grammarschool, and completed eight gradesjh a year and a half. She graduatedfrom a dCMcago high school as vale¬dictorian of her class, haying takenthe course in three years. ■ "Leonie Loab, : Englewood, ;■ andEleanor Davis, Austin^ were to re¬ceive lion or scholarships, but wonprizes in the competitive examina¬tions, and so the honor scholarshipswill go to those next in rank. MissI,nab took the exam in American IB»-tory and Miss Davis in English.. are to follow at supper time.Attend ConvocationThe convocation religious serviceswill he held at 10:45 p. m. on Sun¬day, in Lto» Mandel Assembly hallf;. Senics Class day events, the Ju¬nior-Senior baseball game, and theSenior breakfast, will be the.head¬liners for Monday. Meanwhile, theQs&me day will begin a week of wel¬come for the alumni of the BushMedical college down at 48 WestHarrison street. "i"fe Eight hundred and thirty-eight se-SpBgssf.i <?iVJ 1The Frolic Theatre^ DRUGSTOREMB E. 55th St. Tel. H. Park 0761;> With-- every powsh&se we gm> FREEtickets to White iCty for entrance and-: shows,-! niors will receive their diplomas atthe Forty-fifth Convocation whichwill be held on the Quadrangles at8:00 on Tuesday.Official CollegeFDVTERNITYAnil JewelryVD*V|t Batges-Pfags-HoDelties"WARREN PIPER iOO" 31 K. STATE ST. IMPORTED ORIENTAL GIFTS *p» 1tff: A,m c'Chinese Carved Stone ' f..Embroidered SilksLamp*, Shades, Necklace* ^Lacquers, CloisonneIndia Braaa,BOLOTIN’S $ ’5642 Harp e r AvenueEPARTMENT j£g§f\4 '‘(A Vv i, * *'■ * '■ ‘ s» ^ . ... .... . ....... .ilai.'k J. Harr, .. Advertising Manager . _• Erotschnipr Cireulat.on Manager j Celebration of ^Auditor ( i j Reunion Set forManager gangRalph Stitt Classified Adv. Manager INCXt DIX JUayS^ >“ri - ^ ' U'\ ■■ '* *’ ' '■Joseph Klltzer J. .National Adv. Manager *’ ”3 m/amn p »Robert Fisher..„_ Sophomore Assistant'( _ - „ ' ARobert Klein il Sophomore Assistant*-v k.fiXv-, ~ ‘ o—»*. .Sophomore Assistant' pjffl . ' '*f.Side McBrady._| Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson ...Sophomore AssistantHubard Lovewcii Offica Manager— ‘stV1?,svstfc '•* - ■ ■ '-VS 7"- Robert Stern 1. /.. ....Assistant Sports Editor7-Day. Editor;.Day Editorv Day EditorCur. M. rgensurn I'ay Editor\ Margaret Dean 1 ^^Sophomore Editor•- Harriet Harris i'._.;.^.;.SophonK»» Editork.. eiiz t*~4—:» «LSo»h{a»or*«Wib!irA| j ^ v |.;' - ■. -. ' : :■ sasmummmmm. ^-v 6; ■ THE DAILY MAROON'S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITYMyron Fulratb^■ ;. Ttt-lr M/'Tirarfv A 1 'SU,t$$£${68* -buildings .which have .'lately beenadded to the campus. The usual con-ference will take plaeedn Mandei As-spnihlv hall hctwpin 12:00 aiKt 2 CIOP m- ■ • ■.Beginning with epen imure of alldepartments, at 3:00 p; m. until thetraditional Interfraternity Sing inthe eight o’clock twilight, will be un¬broken series of events includingamong them the.Athletic carnival, inStagg field from 3:00 to 5:00 p. m.jthe parade of the cla-st^ to the.shan-ty on Stagg field, followtui \v theexercises there about 5 :30; the uni- f si' Unusual SummerWork3 men, if qualified, will be selectedfor summer sales work with anational manufacturer. Will aver¬age $75,00 per week, Not can-MS', syl ■a fj f. .■ - :s- y vassing or real estate. Referencesj ■ ■required.See or callJimmy Cusackat the Phi Psi House.. , > V. V f . r ' , . V. " • »$mmm.^77 „v,,r’ " j* Hi f' 1ACCOMMODATE THE PARENTS■ ' ' ' - •it .is, Hutchinson Court will accommodatu no more than therei issued. The situation becomes more trying in that-> - . jv* ’ . ■& ' .fa ; ;> |r of tickets allowed faculty members, to whom the cer- :, v*iy1120 E. 55th St.PnceUstm_ANOIL ...C1RCULINE $10KEEN'S STEAM OIL $10EL'GF.NE Oil $12MnrceHi'ig, Shampooing, *v s k 1 -pf,;ik r\ ./s-sV' • ;■: ! ■ ■ : no wishing to he graduated. Most Seniors believe that there should bew. ....... . . .. ..: .,.; . ... ,U. : 1.And the University should eooperaV in pr.»\ idinyr a place large- ' ■ y .' iter many hanUhiw- and sacrifices, it is going to be a severe blowwell to discuss this matter at their meeting this noon.'■ --......... —..... . ,:y fyHrdciil pm,3M.COM INC HOME‘•uni homecomings are usually associated with great foot¬ball games and at most schools, the game is really all there is to- the homecoming, Whether ours means any more than others is• ■ rtainly looks well.- '. ; -r. tie i.s-and i.uvover 1h.‘ w-.-k-end l it there will he 5.000 interested enough toCOm hack iust to x-e the school and all the folks armmd MTi-.e program for the grads p1 well-sgotted with tradition andtops off the whole affair with the Sing. The only thing that weever r« gr. Sing '..a’ we haven’t any spacious lawnsto sprawk about on to + nn y\+ n^„ ntTv+Bova r>noneSpaceBut •■ven wit hunt fhe extra room—the Sing is a great climaxmax to a great week-end. Alumni days keep the University goingand besides its even a.bit pleasant to haul some of the “first mem¬bers” down and include them in a heavy “bull” session.This year with the Seniors in on the party, we should haveme of those hind of things we call “biggest and best/ till ■k • 63 RD AN0 BLAOC5TONE ,.. ,(9^wLum(SovajoL ’•VAUDEVILLEw-4NO THE ©ESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYS1 Complete ChangeOf Program Ev^y1 |l Sunday & Thursday ” ‘ .DAILY‘S?BARGAINMATINEESJUST THE PLACE TO SPEND ,AN AFTERNOON OR EVIK1N6 Rpg Schoo, ror iJewSah Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students. , ■information.The Director ■%v,The T raining School forJewbk Social WorkMW. tiet st,For Information, addreee - :!> ■* ’ '> ? \ c. i‘-:., : i-,— ■ ■;Sil»r• u t J.. r -. ■. : • . . :/, •- , • A * ' dX ' !- * y-b V'“' ' -i , ,y r.'.>/ ■. ;, . M 1 ma|!jI‘/ryi :-a, -y.'This good looking Knit-Athletic suit is presented for the first time to University otChicap° men. Designed for college men by the Style Director of the Knit Under-wear Industry.1 tu Ugh* wmgbt mercerized knitted fabric gives just the right protection, is ab-sorbent. clastic and durable, 'i ou’ll like this suit because itVeasy to get into—onlyA#V/VSee it this week at University of Chicago Bookstore where it is on sale at this spe-mrr JJ1 I L:l. a.* 1 • V . .1 ! A*-.*- ! r *can be bought for one dollar only whih tit’s designed to sell at $1.25 to $!.50a^lcial price to The Daily Maroon readers, his introductory stock lasts.v' y;TriUvl‘: -‘f'" nKWl ’. a* ... . ,On sale at - :) !{',x " '.» * ; '-SSsIm IjA' AW5802 ELLIS AVE.395 Broadway, New York City KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRYSvAlumni and varsity ninesmeet in big scrap today. Seven freshmen receivenumerals for season’s tennisplay.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1927AWARD NUMERALSTO SEVEN FROSHSeven numerals have been award¬ed to what is, according to CoachStagg, the best freshman tennis classthat the University of Chicago hasever seen. Competition was unusual¬ly keen this year and, because ofthat fact, seven instead of the cus¬tomary four, numerals have beengiven to the frosh stars.Exceptional GroupThose who have gained the awardsare Allison, Calohan, Budd, Sheldon,Curless, Nelson, and McDowell. Budd,who was runner-up in last year’sCook County tournament ranks num¬ber 1. Calohan, member of the stateand Cook County championship dou¬bles team, ranks third. Allison andNelson are number two and fourmen respectively. There is not muchto choose among the first four.The next varsity tennis outfit maybe possibly be composed entirely ofsophomores. Bob Place will probablyretain his position and, as the want-ads say, bright young men are want¬ed for the other jobs.SpecialtoUniversityStudentsOnlyHere is a chance toget an UnderwoodTypewriter, latestmodel, 8 months old,and still under the Un¬derwood Guarantee.These machines re¬tail for $102.50. Theyare all cleaned and fix¬ed up by a factory ex¬pert.Act quick and youcan get one for $65cash.See or writeMILTON KRE1NESDaily Maroon,University of Chicago Late Entries Pour in ForCollege Meet; Nine RecordsTENNIS ARTISTSYearlings Are Best Of AllFirst Year Groups Maroons To PlayMinnesota In 1928Five conference games will beplayed by Chicago in the 1928football season, according to theschedule made a year and one-halfin advance. Relations will be re¬newed with Minnesota when theMaroons will travel to Minneapolisto engage the Gophers on October20. The Maroons will play atWisconsin on November 10th, thusbreaking the custom entertainingthe Badgers here in the last gameof the season.ILLINI WINS TITLE;LOCALS IN CELLARDownstaters LikelyRepeat In ’28 ToThe final standings in the Big Tenbaseball race reveal that Illinois andIowa were tied for the leadershipwith seven won and three lost, andthat Chicago like the Boston teamswas forced to make itself comfort¬able in a cellar berth.Indiana had a half-game advant¬age on the Maroons and so left Cris-ler’s team without a berth-mate. Michigan State College, winner ofthe Central Intercollegiate meet lastSaturday, was a belated entry forthe National Collegiate games whichwill be held Friday and Saturday atSoldier’s field. Michigan State, coach¬ed by Ralph Young, will send ninemen to the “College Olympics,” in¬cluding Fred Alderman, who wonthe eastern intercollegiate 440 thisyear ,and placed in both dashes inthe National meet last season. WithAlderman competing, four winners ofevents in the eastern games will beon hand.Alderman To RunIn addition to Alderman, Michi¬gan State has another star sprinterin Grim, who was kept out of lastSaturday’s meet by an injury, butwho will compete here. McAtee, whowon the pole vault in the state meet,with an effort of 13 feet, 3 5-8 inchesand Wylie, who took the mile in fasttime, are other good performers fromLansing.The meet will lose one of the mostconsistent performers of the presentseason because Capt. “Chuck” Mc¬Ginnis of Wisconsin, hurdler, polevaulter, and high jumper, will haveto remain in Madison to take finalexaminations.Records Will FallNine of the marks made last yearin the fifteen events should be bet¬tered Saturday, if the performancesof the entries this season is any in¬dication. Three Maroons OnBig Ten Ball NinesDespite the fact the Maroonbaseball team ranks last in BigTen standings, Chicago receivedits share of individual honorswhen three of its men were plac¬ed on the first and third all-con¬ference teams. Webster wasnamed as catcher on the first teambecause of his all-round smooth¬ness and his general dependabil¬ity. Captain McConnel made theshortstop job on the third team.Brignall was made third-basemanon the third team but would haveranked higher if he had hit aswell as he has done in past sea¬sons.I-M TOURNEY INCLOSING ROUNDSBudd Slated For SinglesChampionship > >The final rounds of the I-tournament are bringing tothe most successful totwrirey^that department has ever conductThe class of about a dozen of the en¬trants is considerably above that offormer years.With the exception of the rathersurprising and hard fought win ofCurless over Nelson none of the fav¬orites have suffered an upset, andmost of the seeded players are inthe quarter finals. Allison is the onlyone of the players to reach the semi¬finals, and is the favorite to give theexpected champ, Budd, the hardestbattle. In the other half of the brac¬ket, Callohan and Curless will pro¬vide an interesting match.In the doubles, the team of Callo¬han and Allison are favored to cop;their strongest opposition comingfrom Phi Psi, fortified by Budd, rank¬ing No. 1 among the freshmen. PAGE, HINKLE, CRISLER, OTHERS PLAYAS ALUMNI MEETS VARSITY TODAYRenewal Of Ancient Feud Expected To Attract MuchInterest; Reacts Poetically OnHead-Line WriterAlumni VaraityHinkle, If Anderson, 2bSauer or McConnell, ssForkle, lbBoyle, 3b Hoerger, cfJ. Howell, or Brignall, 3bLibonati, cf Webster, cWiess, rfR. Howell, 3b Priess, rfSteinbrecher Gordon, Ifor MefFord, cCurtiss, ss Miacklind, pPage, Crisler,Norgren,Gubbins, p Price, lbOld grads and new grads will mixit up with the members of this year’sMaroon baseball team in the annualAlumni-Varsity game at Greenwoodlot this afternoon at 3:30. Althoughthis interesting battle is as in form-vital part of the Alumnilight better be thoughtehr as a reception party ongrads to welcome intorthe five valuable seniorsof the'Maroon team. The five starsto play their last game under var¬sity colors this afternoon are Cap¬tain McConnell, Brignall, Macklind,Webster and Price.Many Greats to PlayAmong those present in the forcesof the Alumni will be such illustrousathletic personages as Pat Page,Tony Hinkle, Nels Norgren and FritzCrisler whose prowess on formerMaroon teams has carried them onto high positions in the sports worldas coaches and athletic directors.Steinbrecher and Boyle who playedwith Page on the famous team of ’09the first Maroon aggregation to tourJapan will add to the grads’ chancesfor revenging the defeat administ-ursionsto the scenic regionsin the cool Far West. *.California, Colorado,New Mexico—ArizonaRockies, Grand CanyonNational Park,Yosemite and the BigTrees. Seashore,mountains, mile-deepcanyons and theIndian-detour.May we help plan yourtrip? Our first-handinformation will saveyou time and money. «Ask for picture foldersJ. R. Moriarty, Div. Pass. Agent, Santa Fe Ry.t 179 WestJackson St., Chicago, Ill. Phone: Wabash 4600Ticket Offices—Dearborn Station, Congress Hotel, Palmer House,Great Northern Hotel, LaSalle Hotel. Sherman Hotel. StevensHotel and Uptown Union Tkt. Office, Wilson Ave. and BroadwaySunalfe'Coot summer way SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive RatesMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 500930c WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St. 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Dorchester 3755 Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyd* Park 2408 ered them last year by the varsity“youngsters,” Ex-Captain Gubbinswho hurled the victory for the young¬sters last year will probably see con¬siderable service on the mound to¬day opposing his team-mates of lastyear and the ’25 trip to Japan. In asimilar role will be the Howell broth¬ers, Dick and John, and Weiss whowere members of the last voyage toJapan.Elect Captain Before TiltHinkle and Curtiss who made theJapan trip in '20, as did Crisler, willbe on hand. MefFord, stellar catcherof the ’92 nine, and Libonati, whowon fame at the center-field post in’14 are other Maroon heroes slatedfor Alumni berths this afternoon.The first-sack job will probably fallto Sauer of the ’10 team or Forkel,who starred at that position in ’25.These, and many others of equal re¬known are expected to participate intoday’s attraction.Official PictureImmediately preceding the gamethe varsity will be snapped by theUniversity cameraman for the officialpicture and election for next year’scaptain will take place. Kyle Ander¬son, Albert Gordon, and Chuck Hoer-ger are the three Junior letter-menwho are eligible for this honor.WOMEN TO RECEIVEAWARDS AT BANQUETWith the awarding of honors atW. A. A. Spring banquet tonight,University women’s-athletic activitiesfor the year will end.The Seniors will be awarded theinterclass cup for possessing the bestclass record in sports for the year.With the exception of a fourth placein swimming they have played theirway into firsts in hockey, basketball,baseball and track. In tournamentcompetition in all sports in which(Continued on page 4)MOSER“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere’’Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a greatasset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377)UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtySpecial Senior Meeting This n in Mandelujidk;. 1Page THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, JUNE 9, 1927^ ’WhistleTHIS will ba the last time I shallever write the Whistle. Futuremonths will perhaps reveal me doingthe same things that I have done inthe few years I have flitted aboutcampus here as a frivolous candidatefor the great and glorious Ph. B.—perhaps I shall continue in my pas¬sionate addresses to motor cops indesperate attempts to stave off traf¬fic tickets, perhaps I shall persist inmy glib efforts to placate the in¬jured feelings of Varsity Jake in re¬gard to that bill for $1.75 when herehabilitated the seat of those graytweed pants way back in ’24, perhapsI will find other ways to swindle Paout of dollars that have heretoforegone for “books and laboratory fees,”perhaps I shall find other places andother cronies on the North Sidewhere and with whom I can continueto defy ulcers and visionary disaster—but for the last time, absolutelythe last time, I am settling down toturn out this mass of personal efful¬gences and contributor’s banalities. WOMEN TO RECEIVE AWARDS(Continued from sports page)they won the championship, they lostlost only one game and that was aclose scrap with the Frosh in hoc¬key. This is probably the best rec¬ord that has been made by any oneclass since the start of women’s in¬terclass tournament competition atthe University.As usual, the women are most in¬terested in the awarding of the ma¬jor C’s. The C’s are given on a three¬fold basis of sportsmanship, tions for eight, including electricity,running water, bath; ice, milk andgrocery deliveries daily. Call Bean,Midway 6080.SALESMEN—Liberal drawing ac¬count. $400 a month easy. ApplyH. A. ftansen, 106 N. La Salle St., Suite 47.WANTED—Two portable type¬writers; must b^ cheap. Cash. CallDorchester 0373.LOST—Small pigskin purse con¬taining fourten dollars. Please re¬ turn to 5733 Kimbark Ave., or PhoneMidway 7243. Reward.WANTED—Boys’ Summer CampCounsellors. Men versed in any ofthe following: Music, nature study,woodcraft and dramatics. Phone F.C. Soltzstein, Plaza 2400.CLASSIFIED ADSEver since the time, a few yearsago, when I succeeded to the admin¬istration of this column I have look¬ed forward to this final blowoff. Ihad promised myself that on this tri¬umphant occasion I would hurl at thehorrified heads of the campus such aseries of impudent and blasphemousobservations such as had never be¬fore threatened the pillars of Uni¬versity tradition. Fondly, no malev¬olently, I pictured the gasps whichwould be evoked from & scathingindictment which included in its fear¬less expanse such professors whom Ifelt had not done right by me, frat¬ernity brother who griped me, cam¬pus grafters, political acquaintances,library regulations, college spirit,and the entire English department.But now as the time is upon me, Iam strangely pacific. A deep ten¬derness has settled upon me. I ain’tmad at nobody. LOST—On Friday, June 3, in or infront of Cobb Hall, between 10:15and 11, a large blue pin. Valuable asa keepsake. Reward. Return to Lostand Found.LEARN to jazz popular music.Quick method. Take advantage ofsummer rates. Evening appointments.Rich Studio, 6725 Stony Island, tel.Fairfax 5589.FOR RENT—Furn. apt. 3 rooms,kitch. 1 blk. from lake, bus, I. C. forsummer suit, for 2 or 3 people. Rea¬sonable. Seckbach, 2339 E. 70th PI.,Dor. 1642.GRAY GABLES TEA ROOM at6030 Harper, with rooms ifr connec¬tion. Weekly rates. Reaidflable, forinstructors and student*. A la cav'and table d’hote. Plaza <577rFOR SALE—7-paSienCalifornia top, fair condition. Price$250. Apply 5615 Kenwood Ave.,H. P. 1238.As I busy myself bartering inSouth Side telephone numbers andold term papers these days I am re¬alizing that the old place is after alla decent spot. What matter if otheruniversities do put on better Inter¬scholastic meets or buy fatter foot¬ball teams? What boots it if our tui¬tion rate is higher and the CoffeeShop’s concoction in brown bowlsis weaker than that at any otherinstitution? What if the Harper ele¬vators are slower than a third quar¬ter pledge on his way to the delica¬tessen; what if the attendants atE. 11 do not scamper about their du¬ties with an alacrity indicating a be¬nign inerest in the campus pursuitfor the Higher Things; what if thecampus public does not turn out inrabid hordes to whoop things up withcustomary parades, gestures andgolf sweaters which “put them all to¬gether they spell College”; what ifthe greater part of the undergradu¬ate intellect does wear mental bloom¬ers; what if the Bartlett towel at¬tendant does attend to his sanitaryduties with the enthusiasm and reg¬ularity of an engaged-to-be-marriedstenographer finishing her last weekon the job? What do all these flyspecks matter to the great, shiningreflection of the whole? At thismaudlin writing I can see why dumbcontributions have been sent in aboutthe “grey towers.” I like the oldplace, and before I leave I’m goingto memorize that third verse of theAlma Mater. 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