Bail? JWaroon Over 2,000copies of the Cel¬ebrities issue havebeen sold.Vol. 27. No. 129. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, JUNE I, 1927WHAT Of IT?Woecmpe morgenstern"Kalamazoo is all right,” they say."But I want to see the world.”And when they have looked the worldover they come back saying it isall like Kalamazoo. GALA WEEKEND FOR BIGGEST PREP MEETLike so many more of the rest ofus. I have always accepted the Uni¬versity as a place that is all right,hut could be better. I’ve heard thelegends that circulate about some ofthe other schools, and with a willing ,mind I assented to the idea of God’ssomehow having been a little morebountiful in his gifts to these othercolleges than He was to old Chicago.And so, always in the back of mymind, I have wanted to go get ataste of the life at these mellowercenters of learning. They had theallure that Chicago, in all the large¬ness of its conception, had forgot¬ten to attach to tiself. There was Vir¬ginia, for instance, where the fullestof lives was lived in the most beau¬tiful of settings (as I was told), andnobody did a lick of work at all.There was Vanderbilt, where youput your pants and shoes outside thedoor of your bedroom in the frat¬ernity house, and found in the morn¬ing that a shady figure known asthe house man had attended to them.There was Yale, where they distin¬guished mental agility from sound¬ness. There was Stanford, wheremen were men, with a bit to spare.And so on down the line—NorthCarolina, California, Princeton,Michigan, Tulane, Harvard, Wiscon¬sin. Men said these places had thespark that put them out of the or¬dinary range of colleges, and onlya little bit, if anything, below thelevel of the battlements of heaven. Itwas just in the air (they said) at theschools. It was just “it.”* * * *Well, now, it’s no wonder whenyou get used to seeing the back ifan unvarying line of very ugly, greyapartment houses squatting upagainst your university, and you seevery little else except rain and rawwind during days when Spring andsun and soft winds should, by allrights, go dancing hand in hand withthe lilacs in the dooryard, that yourather find your surroundings pall a jbit. Naturally enough, you begin todream of other places far removed.Visions float in the limbo of yourdream-world: you find yourself walk¬ing on the campuses of those collegesof which you have heard, but neverseen, and the picture of which youhave developed in the back of oyurmind for reference at such times asthese. You walk, as I say, on thesecampuses of Vanderbilt or Californiaor Harvard (built up by one whohas never been there), and thereyou find no disturbing grey apart¬ments, no raw cold or anything, ex¬cept the lilacs and moon and windthat Spring should rightly mean.* * * *As an impressionable high school•ad, I once passed several pleasantdays by the shining big sea waterof Lake Mendota, by the side ofwhich rise such battlemented towersand brown brick dugouts as Wiscon¬sin has seen fit to erect. So, recent¬ly, when an unkind fate had reducedme to a singularly low state of mindand I had begun to think, in severalso-called brown studies, of thoseother schools where the gods weremore kind, I determined suddenly onpacking off to Wisconsin for a coupleof days’ change of air. There, Ithought, I shall find relaxation in anideally beautiful college,' and I shall CRITIC ADVANCESONLY PRAISE FORMACK’S CONCERTSays He Is Sorry ForAll Those RecentChapel ExcusesBy Alfred V. FrankensteinLast night the University choir,under Mack Evans, carried its ban¬ner onto a professional battlefield,Kimball hall. That it did so success¬fully is attested by the fact that lastnight Kimball hall was unobstrusive.So many young hopefuls have firstexposed their hopes in this small au¬ditorium and so many young hope¬fuls have never been heard fromagain, that the atmosphere of theplace carries in it implications offlickering expectancy. But when MackEvans’ choir sang there this atmo¬sphere was blown out the door.As They All SayThere seems to be a law in musi¬cal criticism that when a choir ofyoung people, particularly an ama¬teur group, sings, the review mustcontain references to “fresh youngvoices” and moralities concernedwith the wondrous benefits to be ob¬tained, in a special, religious and eth¬ical way, from choral singing. Letthese things then be said, and letus pass on.The program ranged from Catho¬lic chants of adoration dating fromthe sixteenth century up to Parry’s“Jerusalem,” which, Len Bridges tellsme, was the battle cry of British la¬bor during last summer’s generalstrike. In betwetn it contained mod¬ern Russian hymns, old Germanhymns, English folk songs, and mod¬ern English settings of ancient In¬dian liturgy.Sing “To the Unknown God"To me the most interesting pieceof music was this last mentionedwork—“To the Unknown God,” achoral setting by Gustav Holst ofverses from the Rig veda. Here in-j deed is true magic of tone. The son¬orous words, calling on the nameless,(Continued on page 2) a1Sing” Climaxes Alumni ReunionGreeks CelebrateFour AnniversariesThree decades have passed sincechapters of Delta Kappa Epsilon,Phi Delta Theta, and Psi Upsilonappeared on the University cam¬pus. It has been a quarter of acentury since the Order of theDragon became the Chicago chap¬ter of Phi Gamma Delta.These four fraternities will cel¬ebrate their anniversaries thisyear at the Interfraternity Singon June 11, lending interest tothat event and increasing compe¬tition for the trophy award tothe fraternity with the most mem¬bers in attendance. Classes ReturnFor Three DaysOf Celebration“Back to the Midway” will be thewatchword of University alumni dur¬ing the next week. For five days, be¬ginning Thursday evening, June 9,the Thirty-sixth annual Reunion willbe held on campus. The high point ofthe week will come with the Inter¬fraternity Sing on Saturday evening,CELEBRITIES GETROYAL GREETINGSell 2,000 CopiesSpecial Maroon ofTwo thousand copies of the Celeb¬rities Number of The Daily Maroonwere sold on campus yesterday. Theissue will be on sale in Cobb hall to¬day. Result of the sale of the fourthousand copies sent out of townhas not yet been recorded.Suzanne Kern of Chi Rho Sigmaheaded the list of club saleswomenwith a total of sixty copies. The in¬dividual prize is five dollars. Mar¬jorie Williamson, Deltho, ran a closesecond 'with a mark of fifty-nine.Esoteric won the first club prize of$12 with a total of 147 copies. ChiRho Sigma sold 140 copies receivingthe second prize of eight dollars.return, strengthened in spirit, to lastout the three weeks before me. Well,men, I am back. It rained from themoment I left this campus until thehour I started for home. In betweenit varied the procedure by rainingharder. Wet to the inner side of theepidermis and sniffling with a ter¬rible cold, I return from my pilgrim¬age. Chicago, as somebody oncei« not a bad pine. And dr05*™5said, is not a bad place. And dreams, NAME SALES HEADOF W. A. A. DINNERKathryn Homan tyas been ap¬pointed chairman of the ticket salesfor the W. A. A. spring banquet tobe held Thursday, June 9, at 6 inthe gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.The saleswomen are: Polly Ames,Gudrun Egeberg, Florence Herzman,Frances Holmes, Letitia Ide, AnnePort, Adele Whitefield, Alice Wiles. POSTPONE ISSUE OFYEAR BOOK BECAUSEOF PRINTERS STRIKEThe 1927 issue of the Cap andGown, scheduled to appear on cam¬pus today, has been postponed dueto a recent printers strike. The edi¬tors promise that the annual willreach the campus Monday, June 5.Following the custom of the pastfew years photographs of campusbuildings will decorate the titlepages and figure drawings the small¬er subdivisions. Silhouettes in cu¬bist style have been placed at theend of each division. June 11.The big day of the reunion will beAlumni Day, the 11th, when thealumni conference will be held inMandel hall, the alumni athletic car¬nival on Stagg Field, and the Sing inHutchinson court. Pres. Mason andothers will address the conferenceon “The Aspects of a Greater Uni¬versity.”Celebrate Class DayClass Day falls on Friday, June 10,when the graduates of 1887, 1897,1902, 1907, 1912, 1917, 1922, and1926 will hold their class conclaveson the field back of Ida Noyes. Din¬ner will be served at 6:30 followingan hour’s exhibition by the Univer¬sity R. O. T. C. Reservations for thedinner should be made with theAlumni office. At 8:30, Dean Gor¬don J. Laing of the Graduate schoolof Arts and Literature will lecture inMandel on “The Function of a Uni¬versity.” The alumni dance in Rey¬nolds club will end the day.The reunion will close on Tuesday,June 14, with the convocation exer¬cises. The opening events will be the“C” dinner on the 9th, and theWomen’s Athletic dinner, to be heldat the same time. John P. Mentzer,is the alumnus in charge of thisyear’s reunion.Psychologist TellsTheories of LearningIn Campus ResearchScandinavians Give‘Froding’ ProgramMembers of the Scandinavian clubwill present a program on GustavFroding tonight at 7:45 in Ida Noyeshall. Dr. C. N. Gouid, assistant pro¬fessor in Germanics, and adviser ofthe club, will speak and several mem¬bers will give readings from theworks of the poet, both in the orig¬inal and in translation. Dr. Arthur G. Bills, who has beencarrying on a long research at theUniversity, haT just published hisfindings in the June issue of the In¬dustrial Psychology Monthly. Dr.Bills is a member of the staff of theUniversity of Minnesota but all ofhis research was done here. Dr. Billswork concerns itself with theories oflearning.Blackfriars Give Banquet WeekFrom Tonight; Honor ColemanPaping tribute to Hamilton Cole¬man after his last and most success¬ful season as producer of Black¬friars, the cast of that organizationwill stage a banquet with him asguest of honor a week from tonight,Wednesday, June 8, Coleman has di¬rected Blackfriars productions forthe past twelve years, and it has beengenerally conceded by officials that “Plastered in Paris” was the triumphof his career.“It was a record year,” assertsPhil Watrous, Abbot of Blackfriars.“And a record seat sale at each per¬formance testified to the whole¬hearted support we were given bythe entire University.”Officers of the organization for1928 will be announced at this time,according to Watrous. SENIORS COMPLETECONVOCATION PLANSWhether seniors will wear theircaps and gowns for a week beforeConvocation, in accordance with tra¬dition, or whether they will abandonthe old custom, is being debated bythe Senior Class Council.Notices have already been sentto the graduating seniors asking thatall caps and gowns be ordered atleast a week in advance and that allwho wish to purchase their outfitsgive their orders at least two weeksahead at the Bookstore.The women may wear any dressthey wish under their gowns, but arerequested to wear only black shoesand stockings.“Beauty of PoetryUnder Emphasized”—Harriet Munroe“There has been too muchstress put on the analyzing ofpoetry, that is, on the construc¬tion of its individual parts,while the importance of its rhyth¬mical qualities is too often under¬emphasized,” according to HarrietMunroe, editor and founder of thenational magazine, “Poetry,” whoaddresses the 106 general surveyclass yesterday.“Form is the affair of the poetsand the critics should leave anydiscussion of this out of their re¬views ; it is the beauty of thewhole, the thing that gives poetrythat intimate response, that theyshould look for in the poems,”Miss Munroe added. Friars Elect NewMen Today at 2:30Election of new members to theOrder of Blackfriars is scheduled♦for 2:30 today, in the Blackfriarsoffice. Nominations will be madeon the basis of service in thisyear’s show or production staff.It is absolutely necessary thatall members of the 1927 staff bepresent in order to hold the elec¬tions, Phil Watrous, Abbot, an¬nounced. The initiation banquetwill take place early next weak,although the place and time havenot been definitely set. MOONLIGHT HOP,VODVIL AND PEPSESSION FEATURESOARES SHOCKEDBY ACCUSATION Decorations Deadline SetFor Tomorrowat NoonAnswers Army Officers“Pacifist” Cry“It is a strange suggestion that Ishould show dishonor to our soldierdead,” declared Dr. Theodore G.Soares, of the divinity school, yes¬terday in answer to the title of“pacifist” conferred upon him in aspeech by former Adjutant GeneralFrank S. Dickson. “Five of my ownfamily gave their lives in the GreatWar; it is in memory of them andtheir heroic comrades that I ampassionately concerned that war maybe ended.”In his address to a Memorial Daygathering in Patten gymnasium, atNorthwestern, General Dickson took(Continued on page 2)K. U. SENIORS “GETRELIGION,” RETURNPILFERED TROPHIESTwo University of Kansas seniors,hoping that their chances of gradu¬ating would be better if they re¬formed, sent a package to their deancontaining a sliver loving cup bear¬ing the Pi Phi emblem, a butterknife which belonged to the Kappa’s,and a brass letter rack similar to onewhich had been removed from theChi Omega house.Rhythms Class ToPresent ‘Pluto andPersephone’ June 6“Pluto and Persephone,” a dancepantomine adopted from the oldGreek myth, will be presented by therythms classes under the directionof Miss Emily White, instructor inrythms, June 6 at 5 in Ida Noyesgarden.Polly Ames will appear as Pluto,Letitia Ide, as Persephone, and Elea¬nor Metzel, who is not a member ofthe rythmns class, will take the partof Ceres. Helen King, Sylvia Sider,Eloise Tasher and Mildred Drogy,members of the advanced class haveworked out the steps and the cos¬tumes for the pageant. Featuring a fraternity snakedance, a pep session, a vodvil, anda moonlight dance, a gala week-endis planned to make the 23rd runningof Stagg’s Track Interscholastic thegreatest of prep school meets. Al¬most 900 athletes from all over thecountry have already sent in theirapplications, over 200 of which arein the academy division.The deadline for the decoration offraternity houses has been set for to¬morrow noon. The house greetingthe prep stars with the most attrac¬tive job of decorating will be givenanother cup to grace the mantle.Each fraternity will also enter a floatin the big parade on Friday evening.In order to cover the last minuteproblems of the interscholastic, theentire commission, including the Ju¬nior and Sophomore chairmen, theFreshmen committee members, andfraternity representatives, will hold afinal meeting at 7 o’clock tonight inReynolds theater.John Meyer, student manager ofthe interscholastic, insists upon theattendance of every member of thecommission. Coach Stagg and FritzCrisler will address the meeting, out¬lining the work of the commissionduring the track classic.The Interscholastic will end withthe moonlight dance in HutchinsonCourt on Saturday evening from8:30 to 10:00. In case of rain, how¬ever, the dance will be changed toReynolds.On Saturday morning there willbe bus and auto tours from Reynoldsto the stock yards and from Rey¬nolds to the Field Museum. Follow¬ing the tours there \vill be a luncheonin Hutchinson Commons for thosecontestants not staying at fraternityhouses.Busses have been obtained totraasport the contestants to SoldiersField from Bartlett for the finals ofthe meet staring a 2 o’clock.Elect New Headsof Circulo EspanolRichard Kern will retire as presi¬dent of Spanish club when the organ¬ization elects its officers at the finalmeeting of the quarter today at 4:30in Ida Noyes hall.A- discussion will be held to helpthe new executive in forming plansfor next year. Spanish refreshmentswill be served. •Prof. Breasted Writes Of AncientSurgical Secrets In New BookAncient surgical secrets will bedivulged by Dr. James Henry Breast¬ed, Egyptologist of the University,in his publication, the first Englishtranslation of the Edwin Smith papy¬rus which will be released in a fewweeks. This manuscript has beentermed “the first scientific textbookin the history of the world,” andsome of tlieii diagnoses and Leal- ment methods are surprisingly mod¬ern, Dr. Breasted asserts.The ancient surgeon had a quitecomplete knowledge of human anat¬omy, further than many later schol¬ars were able to attain, it is xr ‘ledin Dr. Breasted’s work. Tb ientphysician is pictured tc/ff , onewho maintained a scienA ttitudeof mind within the limitatK *s of hii| age.\v * -_ ■ '■ - — mmmPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927\^ WhistleTHE FOOLS WHO SEEKThey are the fools . . the dreamers,andthe phlegmatons who sit aboutand seek with sensuous brains thethings that no manhas ever found . . but they will seekuntil the back-drop of heavencomes crashing down with allits tinselled starsupon it . . .For there must always bethe fools.And are they not a glorious lotthese lazy folk whosee the vanity of time?Yes, they are the ones . . .The fools who seek.—Chraxes Regardless of morals,That I hold her hand.Cause Ive lived.—Don R.Marjolaine has re-appeared, and wesuppose that we will once more beplagued with inquiries as to her iden¬tity. Drat that woman.—TERRIBLE TURKCOLLEGE CHOIR SINGS INRECITAL TUESDAY NITE(Continued from page 1)and Gerald Birney Smith, Mr. andMrs. Theodore Gerald Soares, Mr. andMrs. Lloyd R. Steere, Mr. and Mrs.David Harrison Stevens, Mr. and Mr.s Charles H. Swift, Mr. HaroldH. Swift, Miss Elizabeth Wallace, Mr.and Mrs. Ernest Hatch Wilkins, Mr.and Mrs. Frederic C. Woodward.Mrs. Schevill is the wife of Profes¬sor Schevill of the history department.She is a mezzo-soprano and gives re¬citals in connection with ProfessorSchevill on the history of music.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STORE959 E. 53th St. Tel. H. Park 0761With every purchase we give FREEtickets to White iCty for entrance andshows.M. J. CONERCHICAGO licked Northwestern’sball team by a score of 23 to 18.“Say, kid. what’s the score of your ballgame ?”“65 to nothing, sir.”“That’s tough. Im sorry to see youlosing.”"Oh no. You see. we haven’t beenup to bat yet.”We see by the paper that the new-head of the Military Science depart¬ment comes to the University "from ayear at Fort Leavenworth.” There’snothing like training a man for hisfuture environment!SILLY CHATTERHoney, stop that silly chatterThat you always will be true—After all, what does it matterWhat you say you’re gonna do?You don’t need to keep repeatingAll the saintly traits you claim—If you’re really bent on cheatingYou will do it just the same.But if you do not mean to waverAnd forever will be true,I don’t need that long palaverTo make me believe in you.—MarjolaineTHE powerful Daily Maroon edi¬torial column insists that there shouldbe an Inter-club sing. As if any wom¬an would consent to march in publicaccording to a seniority ranking!ABANDONI have lived—As one of the herdI swear that I heardThe sedatest of profsSay a bad, nasty word.I have lived—Though young to beginI have wallowed in sin—And I know die differenceTwixt ginger and gin.I have lived—And the next girl I landWill find I demandTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1268 E. 63rd St. Tol. Hyde Park 368#Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewprivate lessons, day or evening. Privatelessons given in a closed room.Lady or Gentleman Instructors.-MOSER-“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a greatasset.Bulletin on TtequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.116 S. 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We have lifted the frowns from student brows[among others] by giving the world a writing pair thatare inspirations to work with and beauties to possess.All those in favor of owning, or giving the finest— whether for Graduation, Birthday or WeddingGifts, or for prizes at Bridge or Golf—will signify bystepping in to the nearest Parker pen counter. Thefirst thing to look for is the imprint,“Geo. S. Parker,”on the barrels. Then nobody will be disappointed.Parker Duofold Pencils to match the Pens:Lady Duofold, $5; Over-size Jr., $3.50; “Big Brother" Oversize, $4The Parker Pen Company • Janesville, Wis.The First Cost isthe Last CostApril 1st we began to ter*vice Duofold Pens withoutcharge. It is tucks* to paymore for any Pen.COLLEGE MEN and WOMEN CAN MAKEGOOD MONEY THIS SUMMERselling -WHAT IS WHAT IN GROCERIES” by AlexanderTodoroff. The author is a graduate of Northwestern Uni¬versity and is considered one of the foremost authorities ongrceries in the country.This new and unique book is recommended by the Amer¬ican Library Association and by leading Home Economicsauthorities. It is the only book of its kind. Written in ques¬tion and answer form, with many illustraions. Invaluable tohousewives, to teachers and students of Domestic Science,to everybody who has to do with the buying or selling ofgroceries.“WHAT IS WHAT IN GROCERIES’* sells for $2.00.Costs you only $1.00. You make a clear profit of $1.00 oneach copy. Write today for returnable sample copy and spec¬ify the cities you will want to cover.THE GROCERY TRADE PUBLISHINGHOUSE5680 W. Lake St., Chicago The New Venetian RoomCollege Night withArt Kassel’s “Red Hot”Southmoor Hotel OrchestraNo Cover Charge on Friday Nite, May27. This is your night—come over afterBlackfriars—Art Kassel will play anynumbers from Blackfriars for you. Alsothose harmony girls Betty Darling andNel Mattingly.SOUTHMOOR HOTELPhone Fairfax 5100 67th St. and Stony Island Ave.G. E. CARTER, Mgr.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1362 E. 55th StrMt STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE638*1 Sc Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-PwtpU oath* Stagt-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults SOcThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show In Chisago. *y' TO TU£TOWER63 BO AND DLAfiKSTOMtFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSftlhundsuF A M. AISMAIINUS DAILYsaueuuBAf IJITS3.0c The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWv/ k, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.Fsr information, ad drossThs DtrooterThe Training School forJewish Social WorkPH W. fist at, New York OMy.f®fje Bail? iHaroon Over 2,000copies of the Cel¬ebrities issue havebeen sold.Vol. 27. No. 129. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY. JUNE I, 1927WHAT of IT?MORCENSTEiyj“Kalamazoo is all right,” they say.“But I want to see the world.”And when they have looked the worldover they come back saying it isall like Kalamazoo.Like so many more of the rest ofus. I have always accepted the Uni¬versity as a place that is all right,but could be better. I’ve heard thelegends that circulate about some ofthe other schools, and with a willingmind I assented to the idea of God’ssomehow having been a little morebountiful in his gifts to these othercolleges than He was to old Chicago.And so, always in the back of mymind, I have wanted to go get ataste of the life at these mellowercenters of learning. They had theallure that Chicago, in all the large¬ness of its conception, had forgot¬ten to attach to tiself. There was Vir¬ginia. for instance, where the fullestof lives was lived in the most beau¬tiful of settings (as I was told), andnobody did a lick of work at all.There was Vanderbilt, where youput your pants and shoes outside thedoor of your bedroom in the frat¬ernity house, and found in the morn¬ing that a shady figure known asthe house man had attended to them.There was Yale, where they distin¬guished mental agility from sound¬ness. There was Stanford, wheremen were men, with a bit to spare.And so on down the line—NorthCarolina, California, Princeton,Michigan, Tulane, Harvard, Wiscon¬sin. Men said these places had thespark that put them out of the or¬dinary range of colleges, and onlya little bit, if anything, below thelevel of the battlements of heaven. Itwas just in the air (they said) at theschools. It was just “it.”* * * *Well, now, it’s no wonder whenyou get used to seeing the back ifan unvarying line of very ugly, greyapartment houses squatting upagainst your university, and you seevery little else except rain and rawwind during days when Spring andsun and soft winds should, by allrights, go dancing hand in hand withthe lilacs in the dooryard, that yourather find your surroundings pall a jbit. Naturally enough, you begin to Idream of other places far removed.Visions float in the limbo of yourdream-world: you find yourself walk¬ing on the campuses of those collegesof which you have heard, but neverseen, and the picture of which youhave developed in the back of oyurmind for reference at such times asthese. You walk, as I say, on thesecampuses of Vanderbilt or Californiaor Harvard (built up by one whohas never been there), and thereyou find no disturbing grey apart¬ments, no raw cold or anything, ex¬cept the lilacs and moon and windthat Spring should rightly mean.* * • *As an impressionable high schoollad, I once passed several pleasantdays by the shining big sea waterof Lake Mendota, by the side ofwhich rise such battlemented towersand brown brick dugouts as Wiscon¬sin has seen fit to erect. So, recent¬ly, when an unkind fate had reducedme to a singularly low state of mindand I had begun to think, in severalso-called brown studies, of thoseother schools where the gods weremore kind, I determined suddenly onpacking off to Wisconsin for a couple' of days’ change of air. There, Ithought, I shall find relaxation in anideally beautiful college,’ and I shallreturn, strengthened in spirit, to lastout the three weeks before me. Well,men, I am back. It rained from themoment I left this campus until thehour I started for home. In betweenit varied the procedure by rainingharder. Wet to the inner side of theepidermis and sniffling with a ter¬rible cold, I return from my pilgrim¬age. Chicago, as somebody oncesaid io tint a bad plac. And drn«mssaid, is not a bad place. And dreams,\ GALA WEEKEND FOR BIGGEST PREP MEETCRITIC ADVANCESONLY PRAISE FORMACK’SJMNCERTSays He Is Sorry ForAll Those RecentChapel ExcusesBy Alfred V. FrankensteinLast night the University choir,under Mack Evans, carried its ban¬ner onto a professional battlefield,Kimball hall. That it did so success¬fully is attested by the fact that lastnight Kimball hall was unobstrusive.So many young hopefuls have firstexposed their hopes in this small au¬ditorium and so many young hope¬fuls have never been heard fromagain, that the atmosphere of theplace carries in it implications offlickering expectancy. But when MackEvans’ choir sang there this atmo¬sphere was blown out the door.As They All SayThere seems to be a law in musi¬cal criticism that when a choir ofyoung people, particularly an ama¬teur group, sings, the review mustcontain references to “fresh youngvoices” and moralities concernedwith the wondrous benefits to be ob¬tained, in a special, religious and eth¬ical way, from choral singing. Letthese things then be said, and letus pass on.The program ranged from Catho¬lic chants of adoration dating fromthe sixteenth century up to Parry’s“Jerusalem,” which, Len Bridges tellsme, was the battle cry of British la¬bor during last summer’s generalstrike. In betwetn it contained mod¬ern Russian hymns, old Germanhymns, English folk songs, and mod¬ern English settings of ancient In¬dian liturgy.Sing "To the Unknown God”To me the most interesting pieceof music was this last mentionedWork—“To the Unknown God,” achoral setting by Gustav Holst ofverses from the Rig veda. Here in¬deed is true magic of tone. The son¬orous words, calling on the nameless,(Continued on page 2) “Sing” Climaxes Alumni ReunionGreeks CelebrateFour AnniversariesThree decades have patted tincechapters of Delta Kappa Eptilon,Phi Delta Theta, and Pti Uptilonappeared on the Univertity ca*n-put. It hat been a quarter of acentury tince the Order of theDragon became the Chicago chap¬ter of Phi Gamma Delta.Thete four fraternitiet will cel¬ebrate their annivertariet thityear at the Interfraternity Singon June 11, lending interett tothat event and increating compe¬tition for the trophy award tothe fraternity with the most mem¬bers in attendance. Classes ReturnFor Three DaysOf CelebrationCELEBRITIES GETROYAL ^GREETINGSell 2,000 Copies ofSpecial MaroonTwo thousand copies of the Celeb¬rities Number of The Daily Maroonwere sold on campus yesterday. Theissue will be on sale in Cobb hall to¬day. Result of the sale of the fourthousand copies sent out of townhas not yet been recorded.Suzanne Kern of Chi Rho Sigmaheaded the list of club saleswomenwith a total of sixty copies. The in¬dividual prize is five dollars. Mar¬jorie Williamson, Deltho, ran a closesecond ‘with a mark of fifty-nine.Esoteric won the first club prize of$12 with a total of 147 copies. ChiRho Sigma sold 140 copies receivingthe second prize of eight dollars.NAME SALES HEADOF W. A. A. DINNERKathryn Homan ^as been ap¬pointed chairman of the ticket salesfor the W. A. A. spring banquet tobe held Thursday, June 9, at 6 inthe gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.The saleswomen are: Polly Ames,Gudrun Egeberg, Florence Herzman,Frances Holmes, Letitia Ide, AnnePort, Adele Whitefield, Alice Wiles. POSTPONE ISSUE OFYEAR BOOK BECAUSEOF PRINTERS STRIKEThe 1927 issue of the Cap andGown, scheduled to appear on cam¬pus today, has been postponed dueto a recent printers strike. The edi¬tors promise that the annual willreach the campus Monday, June 5.Following the custom of the pastfew years photographs of campusbuildings will decorate the titlepages and figure drawings the small¬er subdivisions. Silhouettes in cu¬bist style have been placed at theend of each division. “Back to the Midway” will be thewatchword of University alumni dur¬ing the next week. For five days, be¬ginning Thursday evening, June 9,the Thirty-sixth annual Reunion willbe held on campus. The high point ofthe week will come with the Inter¬fraternity Sing on Saturday evening,June 11.The big day of the reunion will beAlumni Day, the 11th, when thealumni conference will be held inMandel hall, the alumni athletic car¬nival on Stagg Field, and the Sing inHutchinson court. Pres. Mason andothers will address the conferenceon “The Aspects of a Greater Uni¬versity.”Celebrate Clast DayClass Day falls on Friday, June 10,when the graduates of 1887, 1897,1902, 1907, 1912, 1917, 1922, and1926 will hold their class conclaveson the field back of Ida Noyes. Din¬ner will be served at 6:30 followingan hour’s exhibition by the Univer¬sity R. O. T. C. Reservations for thedinner should be made with theAlumni office. At 8:30, Dean Gor¬don J. Laing of the Graduate schoolof Arts and Literature will lecture inMandel on “The Function of a Uni¬versity.” The alumni dance in Rey¬nolds club will end the day.The reunion will close on Tuesday,June 14, with the convocation exer¬cises. The opening events will be the“C” dinner on the 9th, and theWomen’s Athletic dinner, to be heldat the same time. John P. Mentzer,is the alumnus in charge of thisyear’s reunion.SENIORS COMPLETECONVOCATION PLANSPsychologist TellsTheories of LearningIn Campus ResearchScandinavians GiveTroding’ ProgramMembers of the Scandinavian clubwill present a program on GustavFroding tonight at 7:45 in Ida Noyeshall. Dr. C. N. Gouid, assistant pro¬fessor in Germanics, and adviser ofthe club, will speak and several mem¬bers will give readings from theworks of the poet, both in the orig¬inal and in translation. Dr. Arthur G. Bills, who has beencarrying on a long research at theUniversity, has just published hisfindings in the June issue of the In¬dustrial Psychology Monthly. Dr.Bills is a member of the staff of theUniversity of Minnesota but all ofhis research was done here. Dr. Billswork concerns itself with theories oflearning. Whether seniors will wear theircaps and gowns for a week beforeConvocation, in accordance with tra¬dition, or whether they will abandonthe old custom, is being debated by' the Senior Class Council.Notices have already been sentto the graduating seniors asking thatall caps and gowns be ordered atleast a week in advance and that allwho wish to purchase their outfitsgive their orders at least two weeksahead at the Bookstore.The women may wear any dressthey wish under their gowns, but arerequested to wear only black shoesand stockings.Blackfriars Give Banquet WeekFrom Tonight; Honor ColemanPaping tribute to Hamilton Cole¬man after his last and most success¬ful season as producer of Black¬friars, the cast of that organizationwill stage a banquet with him asguest of honor a week from tonight,Wednesday, June 8, Coleman has di¬rected Blackfriars productions forthe past twelve years. P.nd it has beengenerally conceded by officials that “Plastered in Paris” was the triumphof his career.“It was a record year,” assertsPhil Watrous, Abbot of Blackfriars.“And a record seat sale at each per¬formance testified to the whole¬hearted support we were given bythe entire University.”Officers of the organization for1928 will be announced at this time,according to Watrous. M Beauty of PoetryUnder Emphasized”—Harriet Munroe“There has been too muchstress put on the analyzing ofpoetry, that is, on the construc¬tion of its individual parts,while the importance of its rhyth¬mical qualities is too often under¬emphasized,” according to HarrietMunroe, editor and founder of thenational magazine, “Poetry,” whoaddresses the 106 general surveyclass yesterday.“Form is the affair of the poetsand the critics should leave anydiscussion of this out of their re¬views; it is the beauty of thewhole, the thing that gives poetrythat intimate response, that theyshould look for in the poems,”Miss Munroe added. Friars Elect NewMen Today at 2:30Election of new members to theOrder of Blackfriars is scheduledtfor 2:30 today, in the Blackfriarsoffice. Nominations will be madeon the basis of service in thisyear’s show or production staff.It is absolutely necessary thatall members of the 1927 staff bepresent in order to hold the elec¬tions, Phil Watrous, Abbot, an¬nounced. The initiation banquetwill take place early next woek,although the place and time havenot been definitely set.SOARES SHOCKEDBY ACCUSATION MOONLIGHT HOP,VODVIL AND PEPSESSIONFEATUREDecorations Deadline SetFor Tomorrowat NoonAnswers Army OfficersPacifist” CryU1“It is a strange suggestion that Ishould show dishonor to our soldierdead,” declared Dr. Theodore G.Soares, of the divinity school, yes¬terday in answer to the title of“pacifist” conferred upon him in aspeech by former Adjutant GeneralFrank S. Dickson. “Five of my ownfamily gave their lives in the GreatWar; it is in memory of them andtheir heroic comrades that I ampassionately concerned that war maybe ended.”In his address to a Memorial Daygathering in Patten gymnasium, atNorthwestern, General Dickson took(Continued on page 2)K. U. SENIORS “GETRELIGION,” RETURNPILFERED TROPHIESTwo University of Kansas seniors,hoping that their chances of gradu¬ating would be better if they re¬formed, sent a package to their deancontaining a sliver loving cup bear¬ing the Pi Phi emblem, a butterknife which belonged to the Kappa’s,and a brass letter rack similar to onewhich had been removed from theChi Omega house.Rhythms Class ToPresent ‘Pluto andPersephone’ June 6“Pluto and Persephone,” a dancepantomine adopted from the oldGreek myth, will be presented by therythms classes under the directionof Miss Emily White, instructor inrythms, June 6 at 5 in Ida Noyesgarden.Polly Ames will appear as Pluto,Letitia Ide, as Persephone, and Elea¬nor Metzel, who is not a member ofthe rythmns class, will take the partof Ceres. Helen King, Sylvia Sider,Eloise Tasher and Mildred Drogy,members of the advanced class haveworked out the steps and the cos¬tumes for the pageant. Featuring a fraternity snakedance, a pep session, a vodvil, anda moonlight dance, a gala week-endis planned to make the 23rd runningof Stagg’s Track Interscholastic thegreatest of prep school meets. Al¬most 900 athletes from all over thecountry have already sent in theirapplications, over 200 of which arein the academy division.The deadline for the decoration offraternity houses has been set for to¬morrow noon. The house greetingthe prep stars with the most attrac¬tive job of decorating will be givenanother cup to grace the mantle.Each fraternity will also enter a floatin the big parade on Friday evening.In order to cover the last minuteproblems of the interscholastic, theentire commission, including the Ju¬nior and Sophomore chairmen, theFreshmen committee members, andfraternity representatives, will hold afinal meeting at 7 o’clock tonight inReynolds theater.John Meyer, student manager ofthe interscholastic, insists upon theattendance of every member of thecommission. Coach Stagg and FritzCrisler will address the meeting, out¬lining the work of the commissionduring the track classic.The Interscholastic will end withthe moonlight dance in HutchinsonCourt on Saturday evening from8:30 to 10:00. In case of rain, how¬ever, the dance will be changed toReynolds.On Saturday morning there willbe bus and auto tours from Reynoldsto the stock yards and from Rey¬nolds to the Field Museum. Follow¬ing the tours there \vill be a luncheonin Hutchinson Commons for thosecontestants not staying at fraternityhouses.Busses have been obtained totransport the contestants to SoldiersField from Bartlett for the finals ofthe meet staring a 2 o’clock.Elect New Headsof Circulo EspanolRichard Kern will retire as presi¬dent of Spanish club when the organ¬ization elects its officers at the finalmeeting of the quarter today at 4:30in Ida Noyes hall.A- discussion will be held to helpthe new executive in forming plansfor next year. Spanish refreshmentswill be served. •Prof. Breasted Writes Of AncientSurgical Secrets In New BookAncient surgical secrets will bedivulged by Dr. James Henry Breast¬ed, Egyptologist of the University,in his publication, the first Englishtranslation of the Edwin Smith papy¬rus which will be released in a fewweeks. This manuscript has beentermed “the first scientific textbookin the history of the world,” andsome uf tlieii uiagiiooea ami lieal- ment methods are surprisingly mod¬ern, Dr. Breasted asserts.The ancient surgeon had a quitecomplete knowledge of human anat¬omy, further than many later schol¬ars w’ere able to attain, it is revealedin Dr. Breasted’s work. The ancientphysician is pictured to us as onewho maintained a scientific attitudeof mind within the limitations of hisage.I— ■. — ! .L.Page Two \\Uty? iatlg MarantFOUNDED IN IMiTDK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during tbe Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at tbe Chicago IPoetofTice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, l$06runder the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingip this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rings_Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTueorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifieid. News EditorLeo Stone. Whistle EditorGeorge Grflskin —AssistantMary Bowen Feature EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVietor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdij.es Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore EditorHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Hsrris.._ Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorHubard Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt. Classified Adv. ManagerJoseph Klitier. ..National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath.._ Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson.— Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.~7. A Post-Office on the Campus. j? T f %' BATHE SOPHOMORE CLASS'T'HE RECENT DISSOLUTION of Sign and Sickle gave the Ma¬roon a good chance to say some things about Score Club, thegroup to which many of the good fellows of the fraternities haveat one time or another belonged. We took the chance, and madesome obvious but rather important remarks about that “honorsociety.”Further reflection has convinced us that Skull and Crescent,the other sophomore “honor society,” is no more entitled to ex¬istence than Score Club—at least in its present form. Freshmanathletic triumphs are supposed to be rewarded by election to thisselect group. Such is the theory. The Maroon thinks that theelections are a little less fraternally political than those of ScoreClub, but somehow or other, boys that didn’t win numerals or anyother athletic recognition creep in. Several fairly notorious in¬stances of this sort will occur to those familiar with the historyof this group. And the same fraternities seem to be represent¬ed year after year.What’s the use of a sophomore honor society? Ejpeshmantriumphs, athletic or otherwise, are hardly lasting enough to war¬rant recognition of this sort. The Maroon has no objections toSophomore interfraternity clubs, the purpose of which is franklysocial. In fact, me feel that the campus suffers through the ab¬sence of inter- or non-fraternity groups of this sort. If ScoreClub and Skull and Crescent are reorganized on this basis all welland good. But that either of these “honor societies’ should con¬tinue long on their present basis is impossible.WASEDAWASEDA, the Japanese baseball team that was so nearlywashed out by the heavy rains here a few days ago, willplay the first game of a proposed three game series with the Uni¬versity of Chicago nine this afternoon at three-thirty.When they were ready to play recently, we asked the Uni¬versity to make the general turnout general. The Daily Maroonis not in the habit of practicing the “all out” policy for footballgames and pep sessions and the other functions of the collegecycle. We content ourselves with calling people’s attention toevents, and then allowing them to determine for themselves,whether they will be in th crowd or whether they won’t.Today there is a little different problem to meet. We breakour rules and request that there be a turnout at the game today.Baseball on this campus has dropped in the none too uproariouspublic estimate, due to the presence of a losing team, and the usualcrowd will look small this afternoon.In Japan the University of Chicago team was greeted^witSgreat demonstrations and large crowds were present at all games.30,000 at one. The game today will be interesting in that itmatches East against West, and your presence will be a courtesy,at the very least, to a team that has crossed an ocean to play here. THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JUNE I, 1927CRITIC ADVANCES ONLYPRAISE FOR MACK’SCONCERT(Continued from page 1)to strange tones, and swelling, dis¬tant chords. It is the music offaiths that convert good Christianmissionaries. (The writer must re¬morsefully confess that up to theopening of the winter quarter hethought the Rig veda was a Swedishbook, and once wrote a review ofthis Holst work on that basis. Suchare the wonders of education).Choir Is O. K.This University choir can lookthem all in the eye without apology.It stacks up alongside of its nearestparallel, the capella choir of North¬western University which was heardat Mandel hall last winter, and theEvanston choir is made up of stud¬ents in a music school, not of theamateurs Mr. Evans has trained. Ifwhat our singers gave us last nighthas been going on for long I feeldeep pain and regret for my manychapel excuses.Clara M. Schevill assisted withthree groups of songs. That meansthat one of the finest of singers sangsome of the finest of songs in thefinest of style—as usual, regular andhabitual. It is greatly and sincerelyto be hoped that Mr. Evans and Mrs.Schevill will join voices again. It isa combination one can not firget.SOARES SHOCKEDBY ACCUSATION(Continued from page 1)occasion to denounce ProfessorSoares’ sermon of the day previousdelivered in The First PresbyterianChurch of Evanston, and describedit as “a disgrace to the memory ofour war dead” and as “an apojogyfor the uniform.”Restates Position“On the contrary, I pointed out inmy sermon that there are four causeswhich produce wars—national pride,national contempt, national fear, andcommercial greed,” Dr. Soares stat¬ed. “I do not know of any war inhistory that did not result from oneor more of these causes. Even as¬suming that in every case our ene¬mies were guilty of these causes, weshould be concerned that we shouldbe forever free of them ourselves.“There has always been some causethat produced the wars that innocentmen have to fight. We honor thosewho performed the terrible heroicduty, and we determine that we willtry to find the ultimate causes ofwar and remove them altogether.“I do not call myself a pacifist. Iam not ready to state what I woulddo in circumstances that have notyet arisen. I do not dare to say thatI will never be in favor of employingforce in international affairs. I spe¬cifically mentioned in my sermonthat we must have a police force ofsufficient power to afford such pro¬tection as we are giving to our na¬tionals in China today.“Not only do I honor the soldiersof the past but I honor the militaryprofession today. I do not think,however, that the War departmentand the officers of the army shouldregard themselves as peculiarly theguardians of patriotism. Patriotismis only incidentally concerned withcivic justice and social righteousness.Patriotism is not primarily a fightingvirtue; it is devotion to the highestinterests of the fatherland. I callno man patriot who by word or deedor wish would ever make it likelythat any American boy should besent out to kill his fellow. Tht great¬est opportunity for patriotism todayis international friendship, interna¬tional understanding, internationaljustice. We are true to our heroicdead only as we bring the peacewhich means that they have not diedin vain.”UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Are.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Su’ey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyIF YOU ARE HUNGRYCall at5650 ELLIS AVE.Home Cooking 35c SPRENGUNG OBTAINSSCRIPT RELATED TOUNCLE REMUS TALESDocuments 2,000 YearsOld at OrientalInstituteThe only copy ever made of thevaluable Kalila and Dimna manu¬script, which contains one form ofthe best text of the ancient Arabicfolk tales, some 2,000 years old, towhich the Bre’r Rabbit and UncleRemus stories are related, has beenreceived by Prof. Martin Sprenglingof the department of Oriental lan¬guages of the University of Chi¬cago.Prof. Sprengling located the man¬uscript in the library of the SanAntonio Abate monastery of theMaronite monks in Rome, which is incharge of the noted Maronite schol¬ar, Gabriel Cardahi. The manuscriptwas made in 1701 by a bishop ofMardin named Arthanasius Sefer.Though the tales themeselves arefrom the Arabic, the manuscript is inthe Syriac alphabet. Difficulties ofwriting the Arabic language led allthe peoples over whom the Arabshad control to transliterate the lan¬guage into their own alphabet. TheGreeks and Spanish were among thenations who adopted this method, andSyriac is most universally used inthe Near East for Arabic material.“These tales are highly importantin a study of the psychological andcultural history of the Middle Ages,”said Prof. Sprengling. “In them arefound the sentiments and ideas thatpeoples otherwise would hide. Thismanuscript is one of the few whichgives the fullest possible text of thethe stories.”Prof. Sprengling is arranging topublish an English translation of thetales, and later will publish them inPersian and Arabic for the use ofscholars.Official CollegeFE4TERNITYcJewelryBadffes-Pings-NcA)e1tiesWARREN PIPER i CO31 N. 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Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school*■***"■ (3377) mmmmmmmmmm VOICE OF THE PEOPLEThe Daily Maroon,University of Chicago.Do you not think that somethingmight be done to improve the serviceof the campus tennis courts? Thecourts are apparently being closeddaily at seven p. m., although form¬erly they have been kept open untilan hour later. I am one of manywho by reason of classes and athleticactivities cannot manage to get mytennis in before seven o’clock.GRAHAM WALLAS TOLECTURE IN MANDELFOR POLL SCI. FANSGraham Wallas, one of the leadingfigures of the world in the field ofsocial science, will lecture on “Or¬ganization and Life” at the Univer¬sity Thursday evening, June 2, un¬der the auspices of the WilliamVaughn Moody foundation.Mr. Wallas now professor of po¬litical science in the London Schoolof Economics and Political Science,“is the most distinguished Englishpolitical scientist since tht days ofBentham and Mill,” according toProf. Charles E. Merriam, chairmanof the department of political sci¬ence, “and, scientifically, he standsas the representative of a new schoolof political thought in England. Theessential characteristic of this schoolis the emphasis laid upon the psy¬chological approach to political pro¬blems, and on the other hand a pro¬test against too great attention toforms and structures of governmentThe lecture, open to the publicfree of admission, will be given inMandel hall at 8:30 o'clock,as such.”Prof. Wallas is author of a num¬ber of well known works ,includ¬ing “Human Nature in Politics,”“Our Social Heritage” and “The Artof Thought.” The service at the tennis booth i»abominable! It is closed for the dayat five o’clock and before that timeit is often necessary to wait fromhalf an hour to an hour for Gist toget back on the job after apparent¬ly attending to some other essentialduty (more or less). fCannot some action be taken toput the service on a par with thatof last year?Very truly yours,'29CLASSIFIED ADS—TO RENT—Maryland Ave. 5736-8Furnished 7-room flats, $80. Callfor appointment. 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For full informa¬tion of courses of study, steamer plans, etc., apply toINTERNATIONAL UNIVERSITY. CRUISE, INC.11 Broadway Bawling Green 7657 New Yorki Waseda clashs with Maroonballmen in first of three gameseries. a Soon Golfers win again to holdBig Ten lead.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 1927CHAMPIONS OF JAPAN OPEN DIAMOND SERIES HERE TODA YMAROONS PUCELOW IN BIG TENTRACK TOURNEYBurg, Gist, Frey ComeThrough WithPointsRunning under rain-besotted con¬ditions that slowed down all per¬formances and practically placed aban on record breaking. Chicago’sentries in the Big Ten meet at Madi¬son placed rather low in the pointcolumn with 8 1-2 points. Illinoiswon the meet.Burg Easy FirstCaptain Burg finished his majorBig Ten career in his usual top styleand won an easy first in the highjump at 6’4-5”, almost two inchesahead of McGinnis of Wisconsin. Themuddy and soft take-off however,hindered him in his last chance toestablish a new Big Ten record. VirgGist ran a sweet half mile to takea third in his event. Gist, not count¬ed on to place ahead of Williams andBurke, stepped out early andkept in the running during the whole1:58.7 race.Frey of Chicago was the only oth¬er Maroon point earner, tying fora fourth in the high jump with thebest effort of his one year career.Phi Gams Win, LoseIn Mounted RacesIn the mounted races held yester¬day, Phi Gam beat Psi U in a matchfeatured by the outstanding work ofAnderson, Phi Gam, who has beenthe most consistent performer of allthe contestants this season. Haber-lin of Psi Upsilon also displayed goodform. After this affray was over, thePhi Gams lost to Beta Theta Pi.The Macs defeated the Third Platoonin the last of the "battles.”The matches consist of threeparts, mounted wrestling, the rescuerace, and the bending race. Play Till Dusk As Eighty-SixPrep Net Stars Start TourneyI-M Heads HoldAnnual BanquetFifty local Intramural enthusi¬asts will dine at Commons this eve¬ning at the Annual Spring Ban¬quet. Included among the hostsand guests will be the Stagg man¬agers and members, prominentfraternity managers, faculty mem¬bers, and ex-Intramural chiefs.Doc Molander, John Meyer andArnold Johnson of the Depart¬ment, Mr. McLean of the Y. M. C.A. and A. A. Stagg and DeanBoucher of the faculty will speak.John Howe will be toast master.GOLFERS RETAINVICTORY RECORDPlay Michigan at OlympiaFields TodayStill shooting along in champion¬ship form and holding down firstplace in the Big Ten race, the Ma¬roon golf team will play its tough¬est match of the season this after¬noon, taking on Michigan at OlympiaFields. The Wolverine foursome issecond only to Chicago in theirscoring total to date this season andthe local fans expect a tight match.- The revised Chicago outfit of Pat¬terson, Bartlett, Garard and Vavrawent through Ohio State’s team lastweek-end with their usual thorough¬ness, winning the match 20 to 5. Allof the home team men played topgolf on the strange Columbus courseand strengthened their claims on thepre-tournament Big Ten Champion¬ship rating.TENNIS andGOLF SALETENNIS RACKETS—W & D "Challenge Cup”\\ AG n *'Premier” Reg.Price. .$15.008.00 Sale. .Price$8.955.45Wilson’s “Autograph 30"4M;*OTis*n ** 12.0015.00 6.757.50“Fairfield” , , , 3.00 2.35KarKpl‘ i nvprQ 1.50 .78Durlc Pantq 2.50 1.951.001.75 .87.95And Many Other Items at Special Prices.Geo Nicoll Irons $6.00 $3.90Steel Shaft Clubs ’. . . $7.00 to 13.00 5.43Golf Balls 3 for 1.00And Other SpecialsBOOKSTORE'Near Kimbark Ave.1311 E. 57th St. Phone Hyde Park 1690>•/. J, Eighty-six high school tennis stars,representing twenty Cook County in¬stitutions, started play yesterday inthe Cook County Interschokistic.The tournament is much larger thisyear than jt has ever been and be¬cause of the large number of en¬trants matches were played until 8o’clock last night.Play was fairly good for the firstround. No one man is outstanding,although there are a number of ex¬ceptionally players competing. Doub¬les will be started today dnd thesecond round in singles will also beheld today. The final round will beplayed Friday.Shaffer of Calumet showed up welland is one of the seeded players.Turner and Hyman, both of HydePark, who placed first and second re¬spectively in the Illinois Interschol¬astic, are with Paul Stagg of Univer¬sity High favorites to take the sin¬gles title. The Stagg-Goodwilliedoubles combination of UniversityHigh, which won the championshipin that event in the Illinois Inter¬scholastic, are favorites to comethrough the competition this week.Summaries of First Round yester¬day afternoon: Shaffer of Calumetbeat Beaton, Evanston 6-1, 6-2;Wineman, Harvard, defeated Lucas,Englewood, 6-2, 4-6, 6-3; Norling,Calumet, won over Schmidt Morton,6-1, 2-6, 6-4; Lyons, Hyde Park, beatPawley, Morton, 6-3, 6-0; Bender ofLake View downed Lott Morton, 6-0,6-3; Rivers, Tilden, defeated Kelley,Hinsdale, 6-4, 3-6, 6-4; Faden HydePark, won over Lee, Evanston 6-0,6-2; Duyche, Evanston, downed Dav¬idson Morgan Park, 6-3, 6-4.O’CONNELL RETAINSBIG TEN NET CROWNFrank 0‘Connel, representing theUniversity of • Illinois, successfullydefended his itle of conferencechampion, defeating Leo Bolden-week in the finals which were play¬ed on the local courts last Saturday,7-5, 6-1, 6-2. After a hard struggle,the Wolverines, Barton and Moorewon the doubles crown, overcomingthe Illinois team of 0‘Connel andBard, 5-7, 1-6, 6-2, 6-1, 6-3. NINE GREEK NETTEAMS VIE FORDOUBLES TITLEFinalists Evenly Matched;Arrange PairingsTodayNine fraternity doubles teams,winners and runners-up in their re¬spective leagues, will play in the I-Mfinals to determine the universitychampions. These teams, Deke, PiLam, Phi Delt, Alpha Delt, Phi PiPhi, Phi Sig, D. U., Delta Chi andPhi Psi are requested to have repre¬sentatives in the I-M office at 1o’clock today to draw for places inthe final bracket.Three Teams FavoredOf these nine teams, Deke, PhiDelt .and Alpha Delt, seem to have,on past performances, a slight ad¬vantage. However all the contestantsare fairly evenly matched and noteam can be picked with certaintyas the probable winner.The individual singles tournamentis not running as well as has beenexpected. It is hoped that the quar¬ter finals will be reached this week,and all players should turn in theirscores as soon as they are played.If there is any doubt as to pairingthe drawing sheet is posted in theI-M office.As is to be expected, the eightseeded players have all survived theinitial rounds, and the winner willprobably be in the group of Allison,McDowell, Budd, Sheldon, Nelson,Curless, Novick and Calohan.Fijis Enjoy HeavyWork on DumbbellsNext year may bring forth a suc¬cessor to "Five-Yards” McCartyfrom the Phi Gam house. If strenu¬ous daily exercise will do it, thereshould be two or three claimants tohis honors. Each day several of theloyal Fijis sweat and work away,lifting the huge iron bar and weightsof one of the famous "bar-bell” ex¬ercises. Biceps swell and back mus¬cles ache, but another McCarty maybe developed.Be a Milk Drinker!(Most Winners Are)Milk is a great favorite at training tables.Coaches and athletes know that milk isgood for health and strength.Drink heartily of Bowman’s Milk to¬day—at morning, at noon and at night.It’s a “pep” drink of unequalled good¬ness. Rich in cream, fresh from thefarm and absolutely pure.OWMANDAIRY COMPANYMILKMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 6009 Probable Line-UpsFor the Big GameWaseda ChicagoSegt, If Price, 1 bMiguhara, rf McConnell, ssHimure, cf Brignall, 3bIguchi, 3b Anderson, 2bItami, c Webster, cMizukami, lb Gordon, IfTominaga, ss Hoerger, cfMori, 2b Priess, rfAsakura, p Kaplan, pCLOSE BATTLE PREDICTED AS LOCALSPLAY HOSTS TO FAMOUS WASEDA NINEWISCONSIN CREWPROSPECTS GOODCoach Vail Decides to SendFrosh EastwardMadison, Wis., May 31.—Recentaction by the Wisconsin AthleticCouncil has converted a very leancrew schedule into the most activerowing program that the Badgercoach, "Dad” Vail, has undertakenin years. Following the withdrawalof the Badger Varsity from thePoughkeepsie race, comes a definitedecision to send the freshman boateast.As a substitute for the annualgrind on the Hudson, the Varsityeight will meett the University ofWashington here on June 15th in atwo mile race on Lake Mendota. TheHuskies, enroute Poughkeepsie, willbring their Junior Varsity here, andthe Badger officials have asked thatthe Washington JavVee crew meetthe Wisconsin Frosh.On Saturday of this week the Car¬dinal first year will row in a four-cornered event with the Junior Var¬sity, Culver Military Academy andSt. John’s Military Academy. Thisschedule, now approved, providesthree interesting events for the Wis¬consin oarsmen.Vail will leave here for Pough¬keepsie immediately after the raceswith Washington with about tendaye to !prime his freshmen for theRegatta June 29th. Seven boats areentered in the yearling event, a rec¬ord-breaking entry. The Badgershave drawn Lane 7. Coach Vail isquite encouraged over tjje develop¬ment of his Frosh eight. He hasspent mflfst of his time with them thepast week, with Assistant CoachTechmeyer supervising the Varsity.The yearlings will find their tworaces oh Lake Mendota on May 30thand Jurle 15th invaluable from thestandpoint of experience. Visitors Confident AfterSuccessful Tour ofEastThe Waseda nine, which has trav¬elled some thousands of miles toplay ball with its neighbors across theocean, will help the Marons enter¬tain whoever the case may be onthe Greenwood lot this afternoon,starting at three-thirty.The Waseda game has been draw¬ing bigger crowds at some schoolsthan the game with the ancient rival.While, in the east, quite a few flock¬ed to see how well up on the spirtthe Islanders were, and the crowdsfor the most part were partial, notto the home team but to the dimin-uive visitors who get a tremendouskick out of the game. The Japanesehave won a majority of their games.This is the opener of a three gameseries, the other games coming offtomorrow and the sixth. These gameswill also mark the last home standof the somewhat lame 1927 Maroons.Over in Japan the Maroon-Wasedagames drew from ten to thirty thou¬sand spectators per game, so the Wa-sedans have a right to expect a fair¬ly large tournout today.Shy on PitchersThe series with the Japanese teamfinds Coach Crisler of the Marons shyof pitchers, with Bill Macklind, hisonly regular, probably out of servicebecause of illness. Kaplan and Ward,who alternated in the wild 23-18game with Northwestern, probablywill be used against the Japanesechampions.Wasedans PeppyThe Waseda nine is not at all staleor weary. They have been travellingwith a zest, and have v|;wed thetrip more as play than work. Theyhave had ample intervals betweengames to rest up, and are in thepink of condition. Their pluckinessand spirits has won many crowdsover to them, and they are expectedto put up a great fight today.BURRUS WINS MEDALJefferson Burrus, Lexington, Ky.,has been awarded the ConferenceMedal at Wisconsin for ability as ascholar and athlete. Lloyd Larson,senior and two-sport man, was sucha close second to Burrus that theAthletic Council set a new precedentby granting him a special medal.Both men have won five “W’s” andhave been captains of major sportteams. Each has an average of bet¬ter than 90, and at the same timeboth have worked their way throughcollege.ESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDl SERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.CLOTHESRoady-nad*And Caat to Ordorrf i i[dUmvtev louseSuits and Topooots*40, *45, *50.■HBehmIuhI . Mm I/; ; . : . ^THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JUNE I, 1927Page Four^ thistleBUT NOT TO LIVEWritten on gazing down the streetof the cityIn musing mood, by the city awed,I stoodbetween those measured stacks ofsteel and stoneand gazing down the valley stainedby smokeI watched the sadfaced crowds a-jogging past,a struggling, nervous, weary, pres¬sing lineon way to give a day of work forBread.Then while I stared with unseeingeyes, and shapesin hurry blurred apast, the^ trutharose:No wonder deep unrest and dark de¬spairdo clamp their scourging fingersround the worldwhen men so soulless rush in push¬ing throngsto worship here in rites to gods ofGold,And passing humans onward, onwardgo,so doomed to just exist but not tolive.—Gene W.IN SPITE of the nineteenthamendment and the very evidentsophistication that women buy withtheir face powder these days, mostof them (underneath their skin-deepbeauty, of course) are wanderingaround in the dim, dark ages of Vic¬torian conventionality. Last weektwo of our campus women were loll¬ing about among the booths of theWomen’s World Fair at the Coliseumwhen they spotted the antique ex¬hibit and, ensconcing themselves in acouple of Chippendale easy-chairs,settled down to a little chat andsmoke. Within a few minutes acrowd of indignant women wasgathered around them, and in a littlewhile the antagonistic sentiment wasso noticeable that the poor girls hadto put their cigarettes aside alto¬gether. That a grown-up female ofthe genus Homo Sapiens should notbe able to smoke a cigarette at amodern Woman’s World Fair, wheresupposedly cultured and up-to-datewomen are in attendance, is at onceamusing and perplexing. We can nothelp but ponder the question, “Afterall, IS the Woman's World Fair?!”DON’T CAREPainted mouth that sneers at goodand bad—Cold, calloused lips that once werewarm and sweet . . .Greedy fingers—stained—with count¬less smokesHard, like brittle glass, from head tofeet—Walking alone from day to day—Target for jibe and snob and curiousglance—Asking no quarter,—Wise, all toosoon—Futile, all life—inane, romance—Quelling the sob that fairly chokes—Tossing back stare for stare—Forgetting the nightly tryst withtears— (And I don’t care,—don’t care—don’tcare.—PattyMR. WALTER G. Williamson,Mr. Milton Kreines, Mr. GeorgeKoehn, Mr. Fred Kretschmer andourself were speeding northwardyesterday afternoon in the Nashroadster belonging to Mr. CharlesHarris, carrying with us one thous¬and copies of the Celebrities Numberof the Daily Maroon to be distributedamong the magazine stands and book¬shops of the Loop. Our first stop wasto be the office of the manager ofa whole chain of stands from whomwe had to receive consent before wecould put our magazine on sale. Hissecretary had told us that he left his•mNST-ROmUY•5609-MnRPER-AVEl-• mm •• HyDL-PftRtV 6262 ••flKnsr-PfioroGRnmcRThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STORE959 E. 55th St. Tel. H. Park 0761With every purchase we give FREEtickets to White iCty for entrance andshows.M. J. CONER office promptly at one o’clock, andaccording to our gold watches it wasalready twelve-fifty. Mr. Kretsch¬mer (at the wheel) pressed his footdeterminedly against the accelerator.The little car shot ahead in the traf¬fic like a nervous greyhound. Sud¬denly a big touring car drove up andthe chauffeur, pointing to our rearwheel .stopped long enough to say,“You’ve got a punctured tire boys.”we looked at each other disgustedlyas Mr. Kretschmer applied the brakes.Mr. Williamson glanced at the fray¬ed rim of the tire and then, fromthe unconscious depths of his edi¬torial soul, said mournfully, “Isn’tthat a break, though!”WALKING along the green ex¬panse of Midway between Woodlawnand Ellis Avenues the other morn¬ing we were struck with the verdantbeauty of the scene, when, on gaz¬ing downward, we noticed the yel¬low skin of an orange reposing in¬congruously on the ground beforeus. Think of it—nothing but clean green grass for blocks and blocksand in the middle of it an orangerind! Our aesthetic sensibilities re¬volted and we put the wanton rindin our pocket to dispose of it later.From now on we are going to limiton fruit diet to applies. At leastwhen an apple core is thrown awayin the open beautiful trees are li¬able to spring from its seeds! !BULLETIN(Excerpts from our Diary)May twenty-ninth. . . Dear diary. .I have been my own downfall!.. .Noone else is to blame.. .It all happen¬ed Friday night.. . After Blackfriars she suggested the Shoreland and I*insisted on the Club Bagdad.. Thatwas error number one. . . Then whenwe got there I danced like a horseand talked about as intelligently asa monkey with mumps... 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