Friars give com¬plete show forchemists this af¬ternoon. Batlp JllaroonVol. 27. No. 128.WHAT of IT?fCBOfifil HOK6IN9TB^IMost people deplore the business ofmaking moutains out of molehills.That, I imagine, is why most peopledeplore me—as I suppose they do.They like to take their facts literally,to take facts as facts, and let it goat that. I don’t. I prefer to sew littlelace edges onto the plain squares offact, to embroider little inscriptionsupon them. Part of the urge to dothese things is just personal inclina¬tion. The other part is necessitatedby the nature of the cast. Here is ablank space that represents five hun¬dred words to be filled every day. Andhere am I, with no more ideas thanthe rest of the world, which is com¬paratively few. So when I get an idea,I must needs make the most of it.Consequently I grab it firmly in bothhands, stretch it, pull it around likeone does a small ball of taffy, andmake it do quite a long time. Theresult is, as my ideas are never worldmovers in the first place, that what Ihave to say about something is quiteclearly said—since I have had ade¬quate space to develop it—but thatthat something itself is never so verymuch.* * *An English composition teacheronce said that the merit of my stylewas that it made insignificant thingssignificant. He is a friend of mine,so I take the liberty to disagree withhim. The merit of my method if thereis any, is that it makes insignificantthings more obviously insignificant.People can’t overlook the insignifi¬cance of them after they have seenwhatever’s in the dock for the daykicked and pummeled around for aspace of eighteen inches. But thetrouble with all this is that peopledon’t care about insignificant things.They demand stuff that “counts.”And, as they so rarely get it here,they don’t worry very much aboutwhat goes on in this column. As afriend of mine said, they agree withme fifty-five per cent of the time, dis¬agree forty-five per cent of the time,and a hundred per cent of the timedon’t give a damn. An awful situa¬tion to face for an earnest young ladwho pecks out his thought for theday laboriously with one finger.* * *tSign of the Sickle, sophomore wom¬en’s honor organization, has laid downits guns—or sickles—and abdicated.The girls expressed themselves quiteearnestly in their hour of renunciation,they said they felt there was no par¬ticular reason for having a women’ssophomore honor society. In sayingthat they said what a quite a lot ofus have felt for some time. We havealso felt the utter lack of need forthe men’s sophomore honor societies—such hoax organizations as ScoreClub, of which I am an honored alum-uns, for example. Apparently, if I mayjudge by the newspapers, folks are be¬ginning to catch up all around withthe sophomore honor groups—par¬ticularly the women’s secret bands. Inote in reading the Daily mini’s re¬spected columns that Shi-Ai, sopho¬more women’s intersorority organiza¬tion, has been "asked why it shouldnot terminate its existence at the endof the semester because of general ir¬regularities.” Moreover, Shi-Ai’s so¬cial privileges have been revoked forthe said irregularities, and it is to bepresumed that Dean Clark, the moralstraffic policemen, has his eye on sev¬eral of the girls, and has already be¬gun to finger his card indexes. Signof the Sickle has passed on, but'it ishigh cause for thanks to the mercifuldeities that the girls have gone out ofoffice with no particular smirch at¬tached to their fair names. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927 •WORLD CELEBRITIES DEFEND COLLEGIANSMOONLIGHT HOPFINAL EVENT OFTRACK CLASSICPlan' Gala DecorationsFor This Year’sPrep MeetA moonlight dance in HutchinsonCourt will ring down the curtain onthe University’s Twenty-third TrackInterscholastic. The prep athletes,University men and women, all willmingle in this last affair of the twoday track meet and, according to pres¬ent plans which have been arrangedunder the leadership of Barret O’Hara,chairman of the promotion committee,the dance will be a fitting climax tothe World's Greatest Interscholastic.Another feature of this year’s meetis the elaborate decoration idea whichis being carried out. John Meyer,manager of the Interscholastic, andj the committee heads, have urged thatI every fraternity house be decoratedas well as possible in order to givethe whole University a gala aspectwhen the prep stars arrive and dur¬ing their entire stay here. Fridaynight, June 3, there will be a paradewith floats representing the differentfraternity houses which, the commit¬tee in charge expects, will end upwith several thousand in it. Otherfeatures will not be disclosed until la¬ter.SPEAKERS TO HOLDANNUAL BANQUET ATGLADSTONE TONIGHTThe Men and Women Speakersclubs will get together for the lastjoint meeting this year at their thirdannual spring banquet to be held to¬day at 6:30 at the Gladstone hotel.Mr. Bertram Nelson, assistant pro¬fessor of English, who is the facultyadviser of the Men Speakers club, willact as toastmaster. Toasts and speech¬es will also be given by the retiringpresidents and other officers. The in¬coming president and officers will givetheir inaugural talks and toast theirpredecessors.Sophia Maienski, secretary of theWoman Speakers club is in charge ofthe entertainment committee and hasplanned a musical program. DorotheaHamman and Betty Starr will giveseveral musical selections.According to the members of themen and women Speakers’ Clubs thishas been the most successful year inthe history of the organizations Plansare now being formulated for nextyear’s activities and from present out¬look it shall exceed even this year’sachievements.FEDERATION ADVISESFROSH COUNSELLORSThe duties and the value of upper-class counsellors for entering Fresh¬man women will be the topic of dis¬cussion at the Federation meeting tobe held Tuesday at 7 in the library ofIda Noyes hall.Women of all classes who are in¬terested in being counsellors next au¬tumn have been requested to attendthe meeting.POLITICAL SCIENTISTSCHOOSE NEW LEADERElection of a president for the Un¬dergraduate Political Science Club fornext year will be held today in Har¬per E-ll at noon. Each political sci¬ence class will send two delegates tothis meeting to participate in theelection, one of them being elected bypopular vote in the class and the otherbeing appointed by the instructor. ‘Plastered in Paris’On for Last Time“Plastered in Paris” makes itsfinal bow with the three perform¬ances scheduled this week-end. Sat¬urday afternoon is set for a matineewith evening shows on Friday andSaturday and a special private pro¬duction Friday afternoon.The 1927 show, written by Nel¬son Fuqua, ’25, is the twenty-thirdannual comic opera presented bythe Order of Blackfriars. It marksthe resignation of Hamilton Cole¬man, for twelve years producer forthe Order. Mr. Coleman, withSaturday night's performances,leaves Blackfriars for other workwhich will demand the bulk of histime.Although sales records of previ¬ous years have already been brok¬en, there still remain a number ofseats procurable at the box officein Mandel cloister.LINN SPEAKS ATW. A. A^JD INNERSpring Banquet OpensAlumni WeekProfessor James Weber Linn, ofthe department of English, will bethe speaker at the W. A. A. annualspring banquet, to be held Thursday,June 9, at 6, in the gymnasium ofIda Noyes hall, as the first event ofAlumni week.Miss Gertrude Dudley, head of thewomen’s department of Physical Edu¬cation, will return from a month’stravel in Europe in order to presentthe W. A. A. honors at the banquet.Golf and Tennis cups, the W. A. A.honor pins, and the pennants for thebasketball, hockey, and baseballteams will be awarded. The inter¬class cup will be given to the success¬ful class teams.Mrs. James Westphal Thompson,’03, will be the speaker and BeatriceNesbit will be the toastmistress. Allvisiting alumnae have been invited toattend the banquet.President Mason toRepresent StudentsAt Sunday ServicesPresident Max Mason and otherleading members of- the Universityare to participate in the Sunday re¬ligious services in Mandel hall, begin¬ning this Sunday. The Divinity schoolwill have a representative Sunday,Vice-president Frederic C. Woodwardwill take part in the services June 5,a representative from the Colleges onJune 12; President Mason on June 19,and the schools of Commerce and Ad¬ministration and Education will par¬ticipate later.Youngest Frosh, 14,Has Honor AveragePresumably the youngest student oncampus is Marjorie Levy, a fourteenyear old freshman who entered theUniversity from Lake View highschool last fall. Marjorie’s father isDr. Felix Levy, rabbi of Temple Em¬anuel, and her mother is a graduatelawyer.Marjorie has been to Europe twicewhire she learned French and Italian.In addition she speaks German andHebrew, as well as English and readsLatin and Greek.She is registered in the College ofArts and has a B average. She ex¬pects to take her doctor’s degree bythe time she is nineteen. SPECIAL NUMBEROF MAROON OFFPRESSJUESDAYButler, Gale, De MilleGalsworthy, DarrowWriteTwenty-nine internationally famouscelebrities have come to the defenseof the college youth in special ar¬ticles written for the Celebrities num¬ber of The Daily Maroon, which ismaking its appearance Tuesday.The magazine is the product of sixmonths’ work and includes in its listof widely recognized characters, EllisParker Butler, Zona Gale, Cecil B.DeMille, John Galsworthy, ClarenceDarrow, Edgar Rice Burrough, FrankR. Adams, Frank Swinnerton, OswaldGarrison Villard, Dr. Frank Crane,Bebe Daniels, William Allen Whiteand Percy Marks.Villard ContributesOswald Garrison Villard in his ar¬ticle “The College Daily and NationalAffairs” attacks censorship of collegeeditors and says, “Censorship, no.That remains absolutely un-American.Better a hundred such blunders asThe Lampoon made than to have onemore of the many cases recently re¬corded in which intolerant facultieshave dismissed undergraduate editorsfor blunders in taste and good form.”Clarence Darrow defends youth andthe educated youth in his discussionof “Education and Crime” with theassertion that crime is so rare in thisclass that when it does occur it at¬tracts an astounding amount of at¬tention.Tells ExperienceMary Hastings Bradley, famous biggame hunter, presents a thrilling ac¬count of a hitherto unrecorded huntand she calls it “Caravans and Canni¬bal.”Dr. Frank Crane, editorial writerfor fifty American newspapers, hascontributed some suggestions for col¬lege students and declares that “With¬out being a sissy or a shark a boyshould keep his balance well enoughto know that the main thing he is af¬ter at school is to train his mind.”Not one of the twenty-nine eminentwriters attacks the college student.The magazine was edited by WalterG. Williamson, managing editor ofThe Daily Maroon, and by Milton H.Kreines, business manager.The cover is drawn by Boris Ri¬del, the artist of the 1927 Line Bookcover.,• The Celebrities number will be dis¬tributed throughout the United Statesas well as downtown. Representativeswill be sent to Big Ten college townsto supervise the sale of the magazine.Campus To Go Newsless;No Maroon On TuesdayThere will be no regular issue ofThe Daily Maroon on Tuesday, dueto the holiday preceding it .accord¬ing to an announcement made yes¬terday by Milton Kreines, businessmanager.Kreines also stated yesterday,that the Celebrities number of TheDaily Maroon, appearing Tuesday,was not to be considered a regularedition of The Maroon, that itwould not be given to subscriberson presentation of their subscrip¬tion cards, but it is being sold asa separate entity.The magazine will be ready Tues¬day after six months’ work and willbe on sale on campus and on newsstands all over the city for thirty-five cents. Friars Give ExtraShow for Chemists“Owing to the nation-wide fameof the new Blackfriars show, wehave been asked, and as an espe¬cial favor have consented to givean exclusive performance this aft¬ernoon for the American Chemicalsociety, which is holding its re¬gional meeting at the University,”Phil Watrous, abbot, announcedyesterday.“Only members of the societywill be allowed at this perform¬ance, which begins at 2:45, sincethe scientific organiaztion boughtout the entire house,” Watrousadded. “All other performanceswill proceed as. scheduled.”All members of the chorus andcast are absolutely required to re¬port for the show at 1:00 thisafternoon.SCIENTISTS HEARPUPIN LECTURESees Similarity of SocialAnd Physical“Just as in the human body there isa coordinating physical structure anda guarding soul so there is a coordinat¬ing structure and a guiding soul inthe social coordinators, church andstate,” said Michael I. Pupin in hislecture last night at Mandel hall. Mr.Pupin is a world-famous scientist ofColumbia university and has done im¬portant work in making possible longdistance telephony.He spoke on “Creative Coordina¬tion” under the auspices of the HiramW. Thomas Foundation, established toprovide lectures “by representatives ofthe larger faith” and express the “evergrowing thought in the world of re¬ligion and life.”Mr. Pupin said in conclusion, “Cre¬ative coordination is the fundamentalprocess in the evolution of the materialuniverse, and in the world of con¬sciousness. From this point of viewscience, religion and the fine arts areexpressions of the intellectual, spirit¬ual, and aesthetic coordination whichis guided by the creative power of thehuman soul.”Dr. Ozora S. DavisHonored by NationalGathering of ChurchDr. Ozora S. Davis, president of theChicago Theological seminary, waselected moderator of the NationalCouncil of the Congregational churchat its opening session Wednesday, atOmaha, Neb. On the second vote hewas unanimously elected.Dr. Davis has been president ofthe seminary since 1909, before it wasmoved to the University campus. Heis a Phi Beta Kappa and a memberof the Quadrangle and Union Leagueclubs. He is also the author of sev¬eral books.Reveal ElopementOf Campus CoupleLucile Price-Benedict, a Senior atthe University, and Charles O. Part¬ridge, who is a Junior, eloped lastMonday and were married at theFourth Presbyterian church. MissPrice-Benedict, who has been writingfor the Chicago-Evening Post, former¬ly wrote book reviews for The DailyMaroon feature page. Mr. Partridgecomes from Pittsburgh, Pa., but hasbeen living in Chicago while attend¬ing the University.The couple had been attending alltheir classes regularly up until a fewdays ago and had been making plansto write a book together. COLLEGE CHOIRSINGS IN RECITALTUESDAY^ NIGHTLoop Music Hall Engag¬ed For First PublicPerformanceAssisted by Mrs. Clara M. Schevill,the University choir under the direc¬tion of Mack Evans is to give its firstpublic recital Tuesday evening at 8:30in Kimball hall. The program is toconsist of sacred, secular and semi¬secular songs.Four months’ work is representedin the recital. It is an effort which issaid to be significant of somethingnew, ambitious, and adventurous in thehistory of University music.List PatronsThe list of patrons includes a num¬ber of leaders in University and socialcircles. They include Mr. and Mrs.Chanucey Samuel Boucher, Mrs. Elea¬nor Everest Peer, Mr. and Mrs. Er¬nst Freund, Mr. and Mrs. CharlesW. Gilkey, Mrs. William Rainey Har¬per, Dr. Karl K.Koessler, Mr. FrankO’Hara, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Con¬stant Lunn, Mr. and Mrs. Max Ma¬son, Mr. and Mrs. Shailer Matthews,Mrs. Edith Rockefeller McCormick,Mr. and Mrs. Walter Sargent, Mr. andMrs. Gerald Birney Smith, Mr. andMrs. Theodore Gerald Soares, Mr.(Continued on page 6)AMERICAN CHEMICALSOCIETY GIVES GIBBSMEDAL TO DR. ABELDr. John J. Abel, 70 year chemistof Johns Hopkins University, will beawarded the Willard Gibbs medal inrecognition of his contributions to sci¬ence, at the regional meeting of theAmerican Chemical society, at theUniversity Friday evening, May 27.Dr. Abel was the first to isolate theinsulin hormone in a pure crystalineform.Dr. Abel will deliver the WillardGibbs lecture, on “Chemistry in Re¬lation to Biology and Medicine withSpecial Reference to Insulin andother Hormones,” at the Fridaymorning session. The medal will bepresented by Prof. Julius Steiglitz,chairman of the department of chem¬istry at a banquet in Dr. Abel’s hon¬or in Ida Noyes hall.President Max Mason will open theconference Friday morning at 10o’clock. An address by George D.Rosengarten, president of the Ameri¬can chemical society will follow.Forty-nine papers on recent re¬searches in chemistry will be pre¬sented Friday and Saturday by scien¬tists from throughout the region.HINRICHS TALKS ATDILL PICKLE CLUBDr. M. A. Hinrichs, who is doingphysiological research at the Univer¬sity, will speak Sunday at 8:30 at theDill Pickle club, 18 Tooker Place. Shehas chosen as her subject “The Ef¬fect of Ultra-violet Rays on Life.”Slides and apparatus will be used toillustrate the lecture.Dr. Hinrichs received her degreefrom the University in the departmentof Zoology.EXCUSE CLASSES ONMEMORIAL HOLIDAYMonday, over-worked students willbe given time to work on term pa¬pers, or snatch a few hours of extrasleep, while the rest of the populationcelebrates Memorial day.Contrary to terrifying rumors, thethirtieth will be celebrated in the us¬ual way, with classes omitted fromthe general program.Pa** Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927- -pSty? Satty HanmnPOUNDED IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Aatomn. Winteraad Spring quarter* by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rate* $3.00 per year; hy■ail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, fire cento each.Entered as aeeond-claas mail at the Chicago Poe toffies, Chicago, Illinois, March 18, 1006runder the act of March 8, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all righto of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—-ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AtsbssTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245} Business Office,Hyde Park 4202; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rin«sMember ef the Western Ceaferenee Press AsseciatleaWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENT~. ...News Editor Charles J. Harris— .Advertising ManagerNawa Editor Fred KretschmerA1 Widdi field ...Nawa EditorWhistle Editor .... AuditorAssistant Office ManagerMary BowenMadge Child IT—turn EditorJunior Editor■mttlW F Mrr- Junior Editor ...National Adv. ManagerVictor RotoruaKabart Stan Aaaiatant Sports EditorAaaiatant Sports EditorDay Editor Robert FisherRobert Klein Sophomore AaaiatantSophomore Aaaiatant.. ._ Day EditorMilton Merer Day Editor Myron FulrathJaek Me Brady Sophomore AaaiatantGearce Movgenstern— —Day EditorMumntt Dean SoDhomor. Editor Sophomore AaaiatantHarriet HarriaEllen Hartman— Sophomore EditorSophomore Editor Wallace Nelson Sophomore AaaiatantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Black friars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.BY WAY OF ADVERTISING OURSELVESWANTED: THE DISCIPLETHE SIGN OF THE SICKLE has vanished from the long listof eampus organizations and we commend the action as awise move. We only wonder whether Score club will take theobvious limit and act as wisely—for the disorganization of Signof the Sickle was a rather lightly veiled protest.The women are right when they say their membership wason an unsatisfactory basis, and their purpose too great for anygroup of sophomores to fill. Attacks made some weeks ago onthe men when they admitted a number of new members to theScore club might be made, at least to a certain degree, on thewomen.Freshman activities, which are the practical basis for mem¬bership, are not sufficiently indicative of leadership to warrant aplace in an honor society. The condition, though unavoidable, isunfair and can but lower the standard of the organization.Although every club has a purpose, at least in theory, in thewords of an open letter written by the Sign of the Sickle, it wasan organization without a purpose. “A purpose sufficientlybroad and significant to justify the existence of an honorarysociety is too broad to be filled by sophomores; a purpose nar¬row enough to be carried out is too narrow to justify the honor ofbelonging to such a society.”Unless the Score club boys have enough fun to justify theexistence of their organization that being its only justification,they might do well to follow the example set by the women. VOICE OF THE PEOPLEWITH THIS, the last edition before our off-spring, the Celeb¬rities Number, appears, we abandon in some measure ourusual interest in purely external and extraneous subjects andwax effusive over ourselves. We wish to praise the CelebritiesNumber which will appear next Tuesday, to announce informallythe merits that are its, and, assuming the role of outsider, tocongratulate ourselves for its production.We do not think that praise of the Celebrities Number betokens self-satisfaction to the point of conceit for, frankly, thenumber is something new in the vast circle of college publicationsand strikes a high water mark in linking the college world withthe world outside. Not a name appears in the list of contributorsthat is not known to the average college student as a name toconjure with in literary fields, in the field of screendom, in thefield of law. John Galsworthy, Cecil B. DeMille, Clarence Darroware three; Zona Gale, Frank Swinnerton, Percy Marks, are threemore, and all of them are but a portion of a surprising list ofnotables.A Celebrities Number of proportions comparable to this onehas never before been issued by the Daily Maron; perhaps thatis one reason why we announce it in such glowing terms. Butthe real reason is that we are convinced that it is good and feelconfident that it will be accepted with the spirit of admiration inwhich it has been conceived. To the Editor of the Daily Maroon:As one interested in artistic dramat¬ic reading, I had occasion to be pres¬ent at last Thursday’s reading contestin Cobb Hall. There was the usualamount of milk and water renderingof overworked selections by sweet andthin-voiced girls, and there were somevery fine readings (both in the usual¬ness of the selections and the vividnessof the vocal interpretations). I waspleasantly enthused at the latter untilthe verdict announced five femininewinners—all of them quite obvious andartistically indifferent readers—andthree of them having read selectionsby Edna St. Vincent Millay (thesesame selections having been promin¬ent in these annual University con¬tests for the past several years). Ilove Edna St. Vincent Millay, butthere is other literature just as worthy, and this is not—is it—a Vi.torian elo¬cution contest?Neither I nor any friend of minehapper .-d to be a competitor. But Iwas an interested observer—interest¬ed in subtle dramatic artistry. Therewere manifestations of such in severalreadings, not mentioned by the judges.But perhaps these minor activities donot matter enough to deserve intelligent criticism.(Signed), Spectator.REYNOLDS THEATREBEING WALLED OFFWork on the partition, which willseparate the Reynolds Club theaterfrom the rest of thy third floor, hasbeen about half completed. The par¬tition will cover the staircase and the passage way into the rooms adjoiningand will insure privacy for all groupswishing to use the theater.This is one feature of the ReynoldsClub improvement program as outlin¬ed by its director, Prof. B. G. Nelson,others features being the installationof electric clocks, laying of new carpet¬ing, and the replacing of the old elec¬tric stove in the kitchen by a moreadequate gas range.CLASSIFIED ADS—TO RENT—Maryland Ave. 5736-8Furnished 7-room flats, $80. Callfor appointment. Englewood 4708. Get your rooms now at 6737 Univer¬sity Avenue. Large, light airy roomson the campus. Reasonable.APT. FOR RENT—6 large rooms,2 baths, sun parlor, shower. Rent$125. 5521 University Ave., CallMidway 7529. Immed. possession.WANTED—Position as housekeep¬er for fraternity. Can give best ofreferences. Telephone Austin 6973.THESES—Term papers typed. Ac¬curately, neatly. Doris Dennison,5756 Dorchester Ave., phone Dor9060. »Family going to California onJune 25th will rent apartment toadult for two months. $60.00 permonth including light and gas. H. P.9458. 5518 Drexel, Mrs. Steen.SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS: FOR RENT—Two light, frontrooms. Single or double. Single $5.Gent, preferred. M. Wright, 4621Woodlawn, tel. Kenwood 8316.FOR RENT—A well furnishedsonable. Midway 5660. 6353 Ingle-side Avenue.WANTED TO EXCHANGE serv¬ices for board in tea room. Fairfax5873.here ®n DrahtpThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsRes., 6517 University. Phone Dor. 1184Reynolds Gobi 8:80 to 11 a.Students welcome any time to ocfor fellowship or oonfereneFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday ServicesWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Boddypreaching. “An Ancient FolkSong.”7:45 p. m.—A Service of MemorialDay Music.Hyd* Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—“They Shall Not Pass.”6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People's Tea.8 P. M.—Sermon: “God’s Reputa¬tion.” SttooMaiira'jtoemir anb 57th 8trertUon Ocjden Oo<Jt — ttlinirierSUNDAY, MAY 29, 192711:00 A. M. "Warriors For the Union.”6 P. M. Channing Club.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 86th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, MAY 22nd10:09 a.m.—Bible Class. Teacher,Dean Edward T. Lee of JohnMarshall Law School.11:00—Morning Worship and Ser¬mon: "Weep Not For Me.”6:00—Young People’s Meeting;Mr. Chi, of the University, speak¬ing: “The Chinese Situation.”8:00—Pageant Play, “Jean SeesIt Thru.”University People Invited. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST.“Wk«r» Yn'n 1 Stranger Only One*.’C. E. Paulus, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League.7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship. EPISCOPALThe Church House1766 Klmhark AveaaeTel. Fairfax 7MSREV. C. L. STRUT. Ph D..Disciples of ChristUatyenity Ave. aad 67th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES, MinisterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon, May 29—“The Christainand the World.”Wranglers: Election of officers.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PaatorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, MAY 22, 192711 A. M. "The Apparent Helplessness of God.”8:00 P. M. "Nothing But the Truth." King D. Beach,preaching.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerFIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. Hyde Park MethodistEpiscopal ChurchBlackstone Ave. and 54th St.CHARLES A. GAGE, MinisterWe Urge You to Come and Enjoy:A Worshipful Morning Service at11:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young Peo¬ple’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy NightService at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybodyat 9:45.The Best Singing In Town Holy Communion, 9:00 a. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Hily Days: HolyCommunion, 7:00 a. m., at theChurch House.The Church ofThe Redeemer64 tk slid BlubtouREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS, D. D..5550 Blacketona Are.Tel. Hyde Park 7390Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (with ser¬mon), 11:00 a. m.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.St. Paul’s Church66t* aad DnrtHWmPariah Office 6946 DorebaaUr Avenue•TeL Oakland 1116REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday ServiaeaHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Young People’s Supper, 6:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Uaivaraaliats)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram,9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30^,p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn A venae at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject: “The Remnant.*’Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Address, Rev. Blaine E.Kirkpatrick, D. D.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourworth while. Hyde Park Baptist Church5600 Woodlawn Ave.,, ™ Minuter,: Charles W. Gilkey, Norrie L. Tibbet.I 1:00 A. M. Morning worship.Young People's Church Club.6:00 P. M. Tea for Hostesses and Young People.7:00 P. M. Undergraduate Club for College Women.8:00 P. M. Evening Services.PageTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927The First National College PublicationCelebrities**You’ve heard about a host of celebri¬ties and you connect their names witha certain profession, a certain book,a certain magazine.You’ve heard about Clarence Darrow,about Percy Marks,Frank Swinnerton,Ellis Parker Butler, Zona Gale, FrankR. Adams, Bebe Daniels.Well, all of these — and a host ofothers, you can connect with thename of The Daily Maroon becausethey are all writing for theCELEBRITIES NUMBEROUT TUESDAY, MAY 31%You'll Want More Than One Copy!The GREATEST College .Magazine EVER PUBLISHEDPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927Honor Commission SendsQueries To Fifty SchoolsMethod of Arousing StudentMorals Under NationalDiscussionBy Julian J. JacksonDesiring to acquaint itself withthe workings of committees respon¬sible for honorable conduct in otherinstitutions, the Honor Commissionof the University solicited and re¬ceived information from fifty univer¬sities and colleges throughout thecountry.Compiled by Professor Rollo La-Verne Lyman, chairman of the Com¬mission, the results of this extensiveinvestigation were published in theApril number of the “School Re¬view.” Ever since its establishmentin 1924, the Commission has beenworking on this project.Most Cheating in CollegeFrom testimony received the Com¬mission has found that the need forpromoting honorable conduct, espe¬cially in examinations, is universal.It is a consensus of opinion, however,that cheating is more prevalent incolleges than in high schools. A pro¬totype of the letters received readsas follows:“In this university drinking andsimilar dissipation at parties and infraternity houses are fairly well inhand. Problems of sex morality arealso seemingly at a minimum. Butwe still face a deplorable state ofdishonesty in examinations and otherexercises upon which college creditdepends.”See Evils of CribbingThe report shows that college com¬mittees are to a certain extent awarethat the “human tendency to falsifyfor credit must be postulated in col¬lege life, and must be curbed as faras possible for the good of the com¬munity.”Wide divergence of disciplinaryagencies in sponsoring the honorabelconduct exists in the different insti¬tutions. The survey shows, though,that these agencies reveal “graduallyincreasing student participation inassuming responsibility for collegehonor.” Such larger institutions asOberlin, California, Princeton, andStanford place jurisdiction over hon¬orable conduct in the hands of stu¬dents alone.In drawing conclusions from itsmonumental investigations the com¬mission believes that “amid all theuncertainties and the inefficiencies,there are, of course, many hopefulsigns. The outstanding element isthat all institutions are realizing theneed of character building, and arefeeling their way toward a suitableAnd that solution, according to thesurvey ,is co-operative endeavor,making honorable conduct a joint re¬sponsibility of students and faculty,solution.”Mathews SpeaksAt Chapel TodayDean Shailer Mathews will speaktoday at chaper services in the JosephBond chapel. His talk, entitled "TheAwe of Science,” will he based on thelecture delivered by Michael Pupinlast night in Mandel hall. Om The BoardsBy Jean BrittanExcept for the presence of ChicSale, Gay Paree is much like anyrevue of the past few years. Withhis inimitable portrayals of the vil¬lage devil, the Camp Fire Girl, theBoy Scout, the switchman on thewitness stand, and his really greatpresentation of the Man Who KnewLincoln, he provides an element ofreal humor and raises the show tobeing one of the many admirers ofsome standard of entertainment. NotSophie Tucker, my views on her bal¬lads and the way she sings them, herwit and her acting are prejudiced andtherefore useless. It seems to methat the most favorable thing abouther is the personality and enthusiasmwhich she puts into every word andgesture.The settings are exquisite, partic¬ularly the tropical and vinyardscenes. The costumes are fresh andoriginal in coloring; the choruseswhich wear them are well trained andgraceful. The most noticeablechorus feature is the Morocco drill.A Bronzed dancer is unusual andintriguing, and there is much goodsinging throughout the show. Theenacted jokes are salacious on thewhole and not particularly humorous,which might serve as some excusefor their presence. It is Chic Sale,who, without these methods, is thehigh light of the evening.Three Mini GreekLetter FraternitiesPut On ProbationThe social privileges of three Uni¬versity of Illinois fraternities—DeltaUpsilon, Chi Pi, and Sigma .DeltaRho—have been revoked by the fac¬ulty of that school on the grounds ofirregularities and “unconventional pro¬cedures,” which are reported to haveincluded a number of instances ofdrinking.Shortly after this announcement bythe faculty, twenty-five federal dryagents swooped down upon Cham¬paign and Urbana, raided speakeasies,arrested sixteen persons, and confis¬cated several hundreds gallons of liq¬uor. Complaints made by universityofficials say drinking “was becomingtoo common among the students.” Asamong the students.” As a result,several “undercover men,” includingElliot Ness, former Illini student, es¬tablished heaquarters near the campus,after an investigation, they reportedthey bought liquor in several placesin Champaign and Urbana, and laterquietly obtained search warrants andnotified Chicago headquarters.Among those arrested were threewomen, owners of places where cer¬tain students at the University werereported to have gathered to drinkliquor. Ten of the sixteen arrested arestill under heavy bail.Famous Sunday- DinnersMany University people have learned the happy cus¬tom of having Sunday dinner at Hotels Windermere.They enjoy the food — the way it is served — thepleasing atmosphere. Why not form a party and comeover to the Windermere for dinner — this Sunday!"JjjotelsindermereCHICAGO'S MOST HOMELIKE HOTEIS"five hundred feet of verandas and terracesfronting toutH on Jackson Park56th Street et Hyde Perk BoulevardTelephone Fairfax 6000500 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson Park. The Publishers of ,(The Death/of a Young Matt” Release TwoReviews by Their Own CriticsReviews by which “The Death of aYoung Man,” by W. Leslie River, ’25,was recommended to the SimonScheuster Publishing company havebeen released to the Daily Maroon.River has a contract for his next twounwritten novels.One reader characterized the lovescenes of the book as having been“handled with amazing beauty andreticence.”While attending the University, River was managing editor of theMaroon, Superior of Blackfriars,member of Owl and Serpent, IronMask, Score Club, and Kappa Sigma.He was also co-author of “Kaiti fromHaiti,” 1925 Blackfriars show, withJack Oppenheim and Russell Pierce.River, after leaving the University,was for a whole year yoeman on thesteamer, “American Banker.” He isa present employed with the WalterG. Brian News Agency.Second OpinionThe author's introduction to thesediary notes is simply as follows:“These are the papers* of my youngfriend, David Block. He was eagerfor life, romantic, sentimental andafraid of life, romance and sentiment.Perhaps he was dying. He did notwait to see.”The narrative is told in the form ofa diary kept over a period of some sixmonths. The narrator, David Bloch,has been told by the physician thathe has only some twelve months tolive. His thoughts, visions and actionsunder the terrific weight of this knowl¬edge form the substance of the book.Story Is DreamlikePart of the story is realistic, parthighly dreamlike in quality. There isan absorbing account of his two loveaffairs. Everything that occurs to him,of course, bears a double and ironicsignificance because of his knowledgeof his own fate. He is analytic aboutit, hardly sentimental, but graduallyolsing possession of his mind. He isaware of all the changes taking placein him; he is stoical in the iace oideath, yet his poetic appreciation oithe beauty oi life is heartbreakingintense. He endeavors to crowd a life¬time of experience into his few poormonths, but he succeeds merely in fill¬ing his overwrought brain with a tor¬tured beauty and a wealth of hallucin¬ations based on death and murder.His friends, lightly sketched in, are allaware of his fate; their differing reac¬tions form an ironic commentary onare about to die. The diary ends pre-the relations of the living to those whosumably shortly before his suicide.I can give no further summary ofthis remarkable book as I shall speakto you about it in the oftice. I amwilling to stake my reputation on thisbook. The author is possessed of en¬ormous talent. His language is re¬markably clear, precise and poetic;his handling of realistic dialogue ut¬terly marvelous and his grasp on thetragedy of his situation never descendsinto the melodramatic or the maudlin.The love passages are handled with anamazing beauty and reticence; someof them remind me of Joyce. Whilethe narrative hardly forms a plot,there is plenty of pschological sus¬pense and the individual episodes em¬bedded in the diary are each told withterrific skill and force.Diary Is Strange DocumentThis is one of the most remarkabledocuments I have read. Whether ornot the diary is genuine, the author isa find. I cannot predict the sale forit; possibly it would attract the samesort of audience that Barbellion did;this man is much the finer, however.I have submitted the manuscript totwo or three people in whose judg¬ment I have confidence and th«y sawits quality immediately. Perhaps thereis something in it which struck me par¬ticularly and it might be best to haveit read by others. If you pass it up,however, I think you would be un¬wise.PURPLE PARROT TOAPPEAR AFTER ALLSale of Northwestern’s humor mag¬azine, the Purple Parrot, will be per¬mitted. »Professor Ward V. Evans, chair¬man of the University’s board of pub¬lications, announced Sunday that theban on the Parrot would probably belifted by the end of the week. Ac¬cording to Mr. Evans, the sale of themagazine was stopped only becatise itscover design was an exact copy of thefront of the Syllabus, the universityyear book, and the circulation of thelatter might be hurt. Mr. Goodrich’s ReviewA leng thrilling and significantcriticism might be made of this book,one, perhaps, made glorious with re¬flected perfection. It is superb.The form of the work and the plotof it are n ot new and nearly every¬thing in it has been attempted be¬fore in some literature or another.Yet it is a brilliant reaffirmation ofthe artistic axiom that it is not whodoes it first, but who does it best thatachieves prime significance.A young man attending a univer¬sity in Chicago is informed definitelyand conclusively that he is about todie, and from then on he proceeds ina series of papers that might becalled a diary to salute the world inas terrible and as glamorous a rec¬ord as is contained in the whole un¬rolling of the traditions of Europeanliterature. The student whose motherwas Catholic and whose father was aJew goes gradually insane under thetr^piendous burden of his lethalsentence. This sentence to die inthe difficult springtime of his life, notin the glory of battle or on the altarof some significant sacrifice, but atthe feline mercies of a vicious, un¬controllable disease. Without oncepermitting his character to slip outof the limitations and possibilitiespermitted to one reared in the richfatalism of Catholicism and born intothe introverted, incandescent, Jewishattitude toward life, Mr. River whirlshis character along with a delicatemightiness until he breaks him mag¬nificently against a crescendo of mad¬ness, despair and implied suicide.Such a program as this, with rareexception is unpardonable, but thisis one of the rare exceptions.Characters Are UnrealThe student is not really a char¬acter. He is a sort of phantom, com¬pounded of what abstractions thediarist finds within himself and situa¬tions that are not unendurable, in¬significant, unbeautiful, but he is amordant, exquisite, unforgetablephantom. This is, in varying de¬grees, true of the other characters inthe book, there being but one normalperson recorded and eevn she, agirl named Polly, is a creature ofqueer flesh and curdled blood.Many things that are usually to bedenounced in literature are flagrantin this book. From the first page totfie last the student weeps on hisown shoulder in public, yet the weep¬ing is formidably beautiful. Everyline of the work is morbid, yet themorbidity is exquisitely, successfullymorbid.Proust’s Influence MarkedFrom a purely literary and tech¬nical standpoint, this thing can beadequately described only by resort¬ing to the suspected and discreditedsuperlative. It is a prose poem,woven of devastating, ineffable cor¬ruption, a performance that is jus¬tifiable along on the basis of being astudy in the beauty and magic ofEnglish words and English grammarthat often achieves the heights of in¬comparability. The inspiration ofthis work derives, without a shadowof a doubt, directly from MarcelProust and the author never oncefails his inspiration. Depending onthe point of view, the Proust in thebook is improved upon or detractedfrom by being diluted with simplicityof grammar and quietness of diction.Perhaps Proust should have writtenin English. One of the difficulties ofreading him in French hangs on hispersistent attempts to break throughthe careful mold and form of Frenchgrammar. In English these perfectProust-like attitudes of Mr. River’sseem simple perhaps because they areso easily assimilated by the fine elas¬ticity of English grammar. This isthe sort of technical literary specula- Mother Calls CollegiateSon Loafer, Snob, WasterOff The ShelfThe Story of a Wonder Man—Beingthe Autobiography of RingLardnerI’ve often wondered why Lardnerwas named Ring, and if the Story ofa Wonder Man does nothing else itclears up this occult literary puzzle.“For,” says Lardner, “my oldestbrother was chistened Ring Once forIce’Water; another one, Ring Twicefor Towels, and I, Ring Three Timesfor Good Luck.” Reading on I hearabout how the particular Ring inquestion played around Tex Guinan’snight club with Jane Austen, whomhe had met at a petting party at theWhite House; how he showed LilyLangtry the noon life of New York;how he rescued Dolly Madison fromthe clutches of Young Stribling; howhe captained the Yale freshman foot¬ball team to victory in the Ash Tray,and so on.—Ad Naussam (in Lard-nerese).If you like puns you will howl overthe Wonder Man—over the fate ofthe man who walked along the BoredWalk, had wonderful poise (two ofthem away at school), and whofinally died on a fishing trip of“stomach hake.”And if you are among the betterpeople who don’t like puns you maystill be tickled with the fantasticanachronisms and glib references toheadline personalities of the presentday, such as A1 (“Peaches”) Smithand Earl Carroll.The jacket of the book states thatit may be taken in three ways: as abiting satire on the autobiographiesof successful men, as a witty bit ofextravagant fancy, or as a review ofall the inanities of the day. Andit is a big success as the latter.Faculty To CompileHistory Of ChicagoChicago’s history will be told inthe most comprehensive and completemanner ever attempted for any cityas the University of Chicago’s con¬tribution to the centennial programof 1933, it was announced yesterdayby the local Community ResearchCommittee, of which Prof. Charles E.Merriam is acting chairman. The his¬tory will be in several volumes, andwill tell the story of Chicago fromits foundings in 1933, covering everyphase of its political, social, religious,economic, intellectual and culturalgrowth, including the contributionsof racial groups, and biographicalsketches of leaders in every phase oflife.The history will be written on theco-operative plan with men of na¬tional reputation, who have alreadystudie dthe city in many of its va¬rious aspects, directing the work andcontributing to it.ANNUAL WANTS ITSSALES BOOKS NOWRequest was made yesterday by theCap and Gown for the return of allsales books which have not yet beenturned in. Although the official salescampaign closed last week books maystill he obtained at the check rooms inIda Noyes and the Reynolds club for$5.tion aroused by Death of a YoungMan.There is in this book a love affairso delicate, so diaphanously poignant,running along two of repulsive car¬nality that it almost made me weepwith unidentifiable despair; a lovelything so perfect that to touch it withwords other than Mr. River’s is toflatten it. There is in this book anexecution scene more terrible andbaroque than any in the literatureknown to me. There is in this booka thrilling and amazing apprehensionof elegant and glamorous detail.Death of a Young Man in its uni¬versal aspects and implications be¬trays the ineluctable decadent prin¬ciple of all life, decay, katabolismand foul death, writhing beneath thelacy tracery of youth and breathlessbeauty. You have here a potentialclassic. Campus Notables Reply toWoman’s SweepingCommendation—By Gene WeaferLet the sensational newspapers andthe publicity-seeking clergy rantabout the evils of the college youth,and the world merely looks on andshells out a few more pennies for thefeature editions or drops an extracopper in the collection plate. How¬ever, when the modern ceases to begood looking to his mother, it is timeto sit up and take notice.Mother Condems SonIndictments of the typical collegegraduate have been given by the par¬ent of a student one of the east'soldest universities. She claims thatthe coming generation as it comesfrom the institutions of higher learn¬ing is cursed with snobbery, loafing,and wasting. In answer to herclaims, student celebrities at theUniversity, yesterday, gave what theythought was the truth gained froman intimate knowledge of campuslife.Snobbery Is Typical“College has turned my son froma good democrat into a bit of asnob,” says the article. “His presentmental attitude is anything but de¬cently democratic. And aside fromthe moral cheapness of snobbery, Ifeel that it is a thing he must out¬grow if he seeks business success.”Robert Spence, football star, makesthe following reply: “That hits atype which is more prevalent in east¬ern schools. I don’t think for aminute that it could be made a gen¬eralization for all college students.There is a little undertone of snob¬bery between the fraternity and non¬fraternity men here. The boys insome of the halls, especially Hitch¬cock, are there with the dirty cracks.The intra-mural games bring out thisconflict also.”Again the Double Standard“College has taught my son ex¬travagant ideas about women,” thestory continues. “He is without thefaintest conception of sex equality.He believes in the double standardnot only of morality, but of pro¬priety. He has notions imposed uponhim in a man-made college world,a world of, by and for men.”Clyde Keutzer, leading actor in theBlackfriars show, “Plastered inParis” has this to say in return,“College, on the contrary, has taughtme, as well as the majority of theother students on campus, the singlestandard. I should not condemn awoman for loose morals. If I fell inlove with such an individual, herpast would make little difference.Each individual should think out andadopt his own standard. Set rules ofmorals are the bunk.”Fifty Dollars a Date“College has taught him extrava¬gant and wasteful ideas of hos¬pitality,” the condemnation flares on.When he takes his first job, he mustlearn that he can’t relieve boredomby spending from 30 to 50 dollars onone girl for one party.”Socially SpeakingFraternities, the chemistry depart¬ment, and the University choir sharethe social stage for the week-end.A concert, a party, a tea, two housedances, and a formal dinner danceare planned.Chemists and their wives will makemerry tonight at a dinner party inIda Noyes hall in connection with theconvention of the American ChemicalSociety. Dinner at 7 in the refec¬tory will be followed by dancing inthe theater.Koncher’s Campus Night orchestrawill furnish the music for Sigma Al¬pha Epsilon’s formal dinner dancetonight at Olympia Fields CountryClub from 8 to 12. The Phi Betasare dancing tonight, too, at the housefrom 9 to 1.Saturday Phi Sigma Delta is hav¬ing a dance at their new house for8:30 to 12, while Phi Pi Phis arehaving a tea on Sunday from 3 to 6at their house3H) eS §o o nTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 27, 1927 Three Maroon teams go intoaction over holiday week-end*D. U. WALKS AWAY WITH CARNIVAL TITLEFavorites Win In Big Ten Tennis TourneyONLY ONE UPSETIN OPENING PLAYHudlin, Place Eliminated InFirst RoundWith one rather startling exceptionthe first day’s play in the Big Ten ten¬nis tournament was marked by theconsistent wins of the various favor¬ites. Barton of Michigan, one of thebest in the Conference, fell before thehard driving of Cornell, Minnesota,after he had disposed of the Iowan.Boyles. The score of the first matchwas 6-4, 6^, and the second was 7-9,6-2, 5-7. By virtue of this victory,Cornell is regarded as a first rate con¬tender.The local team did not survive thefirst round, Place bowing to Bard theflashy Illinois player, 6-4, 7-5, in amatch that was close and exciting.Bard later defeated Bohmer of OhioState 7-5, 6-4, after the latter had tak¬en Church of Purdue 6-0, 6-4. Hudlin,the other Maroon erttry, lost to O’Con-nel, of Illinois, defending champion,6-2, 6-4 O'Connel next defeated Free¬born in straight sets, when the Bad¬ger had defeated Hermes of Purdue,6-2, 3-6, 7-5. By virtue of these wins,the Illinois pair have advanced to thesemi-finals.Singles ScoresIn the other singles matches, Shay,Minnesota, beat Aigyer, Michigan, 6-1,6-3; Phillips, Northwestern, beat Pop-pleton, 8-6, 2-6, 6-3. Boldenweck, PAIRINGSThe rounds that will be playedtoday should be even closer than thematches that were run off yesterday.Shay and Phillips will play in themorning to decide whether Minnesotaor Northwestern will be on the courtsto play O'Connel. Shay should win,and if he does, will contest the semi¬finals with the redoubtable champion.As Shay is one of the favorites, thematch should be very well played.Other interesting matches are: Cor¬nell and Boldenweck, the winner tomeet Bard; Barton and Moore pairedagainst Hermes and Church andO'Connel and Bard against Armstrongand Johns.Wisconsin, beat Sherril of N. W. 6-2,6-4.Chicago’s last remaining hope wentby the board when Place and Hudlinwere defeated by Hermes and Church,Purdue, 5-7, 6-3, 8-6. The locals wereseveral times within a few points ofwinning, but repeated rallies on thepart of the winners brought ‘themthrough.The Wolverine duo, Barton andMoore, who reign as the doubles fav¬orites, disposed of the Northwesternentries, 6-2, 6-2. The Illinois teamsuccessively put out the Iowa andOhio teams without losing a set. The.scores were 6-2, 7-5, and 6-3, 8-6. Thelast doubles match was won by Arm¬strong and Johns of Minnesota, elim¬inating Wisconsin,FineBusiness ClothesDo eNpt cAlways SMeanHigh Costs— for in Jerrems’ tailoring you arccertain of getting all there is infashion (without fads) at pricesyou'U know are right, Q The new"est novelties in Spring and Sum"mer fabrics are here extensiveenough in variety to give you acomplete selection to choose from.Exceptional Values$65 to $110Distinctive Knickers and Sport SuitsRiding Suits—White FlannelsEnglish TopcoatsFormal, Business and Sport Clothes7 North LaSalle Street 71 East Monroe Street324 South Michigan Avenue140-142 South Clark Street, Near Adams225 North Wabash Avenueat Wacker Drive TRACKMEN OFF TOCONFERENCE MEETModest Marons Leave InTwo SectionsThe first of the two groups intowhich Coach Stagg divided his trackteam left last night for Madison totake part in the Conference Meet.This division, consisting of Smith,Gleason, Burke, Gist, Olwin, Wolff,Frey and Williams, was under the di¬rection of A. A. Stagg, Jr. The otherdivision made up of Cody, Dugan,Hegovic, Dystrup, Jackson and Hitz,is supervised by Captain Burg andwill leave tonight at 6:30.Prospects DimThe chances of the Maroons accom¬plishing very much are very low. Burgwill probably take a first place inthe high jump. He is the only pointwinner upon whom Chicago can de¬pend. Burke, Gist, and Williams willall run in the 880. One of the threemay score for the Maroons. Burkewill also compete in the 440. Dugan isexpected to place in the two mile runbut Zolla of Wisconsin is the favoritein that event. The Maroon two milerelay team, of Burke, Williams, Heg¬ovic, and Gist, has a good chance ofchalking up a few points.Ohio is favored, because of victoriesin the Quadrangular to win the meet.Michigan, Wisconsin, Ohio and Illi¬nois will, without doubt, be the firstfour. The rest of the conference mem¬bers will fight it out for the otherplaces, with no one favored. Pepped-up BallTeam Faces OnlyFour More GamesThe Maroons, who made one forthe books the other day when theywon a 23-18 game from Northwestern,will play four games before they willpull down the curtain on the season’splay.Waseda here, Wednesday, Wiscon¬sin at Madison a week.from tomorrowand Waseda here June 6 and 7 arethe remaining games.Waseda has been tourning the eastand reports of their journey have beenfew and very far between. The lastheard of them was when John Har¬vard squeezed out a 2-1 victory fromthem.Practice Game TodayMeanwhile the Maroons have en¬gaged some practice competition soas to enable them to finish a some¬what disastrous year in a bit betterstyle. Today the boys will take onthe Standard Trust team at theGreenwood lot ,and tomorrow a cracknine from some downtown printingcompany, which has not been defeat¬ed yet will provide the opposition. Sothe Maroons may show pretty slickform when Waseda comes here forthe first of the three game series.In the Big Ten race Illinois hadits last game cancelled on account ofrain so it ended its season with eightvictories, three losses and one tie.Michigan still has a chance to go intoa tie with Illinois for the champion¬ship.Saturday Until 2:00 A. M.DINNER *2.00Abo A la Carte Service MACS WIN ALL-UNIVERSITY BASEBALLCHAMPIONSHIP AFTER THRILLING GAMEKappa Nu Runners Up; SigmaChi Second In TrackThings in general got rather twistedon Stagg Field yesterday while all ofthe Intramural boys were cavortingon and about the track and a D. U.Carnival was run off in place of theI. M. affair which was on schedule forthe particular time. Or at least to theunlearned watcher that was the waythings looked, for the green of DeltaUpsilon simply grew over everythingelse in the meet.StandingsThe final organization standings tellthe story in the oldtime graphic man¬ner with the figure 50}4 after the D.U. mark in the point column, the fig¬ure 15}4- after the Sigma Chi section,and two figure 10’s after the Mac andManor entries. All of which seemsto imply that the winners simply mov¬ed rapidly away from the rest of thefield.In the Playgroundball Champion¬ships of the University, run in con¬junction with the meet, the Macsclinched the big cup when they tooka well deserved 9 to 5 game fromthe Kappa Nu aggregation. Both ofthe outfits played top ball and the af¬fair was the best pitchers duel thathas been seen in these parts for years.Goodman for the Macs and Klafffor the Kappa Nus took the activeparts in the hurling duel and their bat¬tle was pretty to watch. Klaff in thecourse of the nine inning game struckout twenty-two of the men that facedhim, while Goodman fell down onthe job a bit and only struck outnineteen.Goodman redeemed himself thoughby swatting out two homers to tiefor high point honors with team matesLerner. Other heavy homers werewhanged out by Sheer, and Gordonof the Macs and Klaff of the KappaNu crew.MAROON FOURSOMELEAVES FOR OHIOChicago’s foursome left for Ohioyesterday at noon to take on theBuckeye golf team over the week-end,and to extend their string of victoriesto four straight. The team composedof Patterson, Garard, Bartlett andVavra should have little trouble asthey downed the Illinois 17 1-2 to61-2 whereas the Downstate team de¬feated Ohio 22 1-2 to 1 1-2.FOR BEST MUSIC ONCAMPUSKARL LILLIE’SORCHESTRATel. Hyde Park 8133COWHEY'SBILLIARD ROOM55«h St. at Eflli Avu.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □FIPM — TOBACCO — CMABBTTRSMAGAZINES — ICB ORBAMMALTED MILKS□ □BASEBALL RETURNS SUMMARIESTeamTotalsDelta Upsilon 50J4Sigma Chi 15^Macs 10Manors 10Alpha Delta Phi 8Alpha Tau Omega 7Delta Sigma Phi 7Lambda Chi Alpha 6j4Phi Pi Phi 2Phi Kappa Psi 3}4Tau Delt J4Chi Phi 54Events50 yd. dash—Winfrey, Delta Sig;David, unattached; Moore, Phi Psi.100 yd. dash—Nebel, Manors; Col¬lins, Alpha Delt; Winfrey, Delta Sig.120 yd. law hurdles—T. Budlong, D.U., Hoffert, D. U.; Gage, S. X.Time 14 3-5.220 yd. dash—Nebel, Manors; J.Budlong, D. U.; Duggan Lambda Chi.Time, 24 1-5.440 yd. dash—Best, S. X.; Kurrie,D. U.; Engle, A. T. O. Time 56.880 yd. run—Hilton, D. U.; Steere,Lambda Chi; McKenzie, Macs Time,2:15.Mile Run—Mackenzie, Macs; Holin-ger, D. LT.; Barnes, unattached. Time,5:15.880 yd. relay—D. U., Macs; SigmaChi; 1:47.* * *BOX SCOREMacsabB. 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