Bath? jWarooti Michael Pup inspeaks on sciencetonight.Vol. 27. No. 127.WHAT of IT?yseoWyOe morgenstern UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1927The University choir, along withits shepherd, Mr. Mack Evans, islooking for new lands in which tostrike for its altars and its fires.The organization has attained morepopularity hereabouts than anybodyever thought a choir could, and it’sone of the few cases in history wherevirtue has really been rewarded. It isnot overstating the case at all to saythat the choir has a definitely estab¬lished reputation here in the Uni¬versity. That, of coUrse, is all rightfor a starter. But Mark Twain, justas much as the rest of the world,would have been deprived of a goodshot of the sunlight of existence hadhe been content to vent his bromidesonly on the desert air of VirginiaOtiy (Nev.). But fortunately hewasn’t. He moved east, learned tohandle a teacup and to miss the win¬dow sill with his jets of Cut Plug,and along with these minor accom¬plishments, also became “known.”That is what Mr. Evans and his song¬birds desire to do—what they owe,in fact, to themselves and every¬body else who knows and likes goodchoral music. Kimball Hall down¬town is the place where the choirwill first try its notes in its essaysin foreign territory, and next Tues¬day evening’s the time. Mrs. ClaraSchevill, who doesn’t have to be in¬troduced as the wife of the professorto acquaint her with the audience,will assist and that’s something tolet out a peep for, too.Alumni reunions, as I look atthem, are pretty inane affairs. Par¬ticularly are they so around thisplace. The old back-slapping stuffafter a lapse of twenty years justdoesn’t go. Neither does the classumbrella idea, nor the little strawhats decked out with a timid ’01, orwhatever it happens to be. Yet ev¬ery year bulls are sent out from theAlumni Office summoning the oldboys back to alma mater's beneficentlap. When the unsuspecting oldgrads get back, they are run to cov¬er by enterprising young fellowswith subscription blanks, which theold grads, overcome by a love foralma mater that has never diedthrough all the years, and possibly,also, by the June heat, invariably endup by signing. Thus new bricks arebought for the new laboratory, orwhatever it is. My plaint againstthe alumni reunions is not, however,on this score. The business, indeed,seems like a pretty good game to alayman, and if the old grads don’tget on to the fact that dis is a sys¬tem, it’s on their own t heads, andought to be. But still the idea of giv¬ing the old “Blood and gore, oughtfour!” cry after all this time whenit has been allowed to lie peaceful¬ly in the attic with the mothballsseems hardly to fit in with the Uni¬versity’s much talked of conceptionof restraint in all things. And, as1 say, it also seems a little silly. WhenMr. A1 Heald, an old childhoodfriend, went into office last fall asActing Alumni Secretary, I lookedforward to better days. But theother day I mentioned that the roseshad fled his cheeks and that carehad settled over his brow. “Yes,”said Al, “it’s a hard life being chair¬man of the floats committee for theReunion.”One homecoming affair that stirsnoble thoughts in the bosom is theoncoming Sing—good business, al¬though it has to a minor degree theChautauqua taint of a Reunion. Itis a noble sight to see the old gradscome back to the old frat houses andeat the old potato salad once more,and a still nobler one to see thefraternities totter into the quadrang¬le around the fountain in a hollowsquare, with the unsound membersin the middle. Ah, my lads, THEREis college for you. DISBAND SOPHOMORE WOMEN'S HONOR GROUPMACK EVANS ANDCAMPUS FIFTEENON AIRTONIGHTGlee Club Presented forFirst Time fromStation WLSThe Campus Fifteen, so labeled tododge the responsibilities attendingany weightier tide, will release theirvoices for the first time on the airover WLS at the Hotel Sherman to¬night at 7:45. Four songs are to beincluded in the repertoire. “BonnieDundee,” a Scotch air, “All Throughthe Night,” an old Welsh folk tune,“Go Down Moses,” a negro spiritualwith a solo part by Don Reed, and“Oh, Susanna,’’ with banjo accom¬paniment by John Glynn.The membership of the Campus[ Fifteen includes, Kenn Alwood, Her-| bert Beck, Jack Chapin, Arthur Ern-stein, John Munday, Jacob Pratt,Robert Reid, Henry Tobler and sixmen from this year’s Blackfriars:Don Reed, Howard Dillenbeck,Adrian Klaason, and Wanzer Brun-elle, of the quarter; John Glynn, whowith Adrian Klaason plays banjo inAdrian Klaason plays banjo in theshow, and Maxwell Mason of thecast.The absence during the winterquarter of a glee club was the im¬petus of the formation of this groupwhen a number of men interestedthemselves in it. When twentymen insisted upon the organizationof a glee club, this activity was be¬gun. The usual erosive processeswore the number down to fifteenwhere it will be held till thesincerity of new applicants is estab¬lished. T. J. J. Christian New M. S. HeadEXHIBIT BALL ANDPROM PROGRAMSAT ART INSTITUTE And So They AllTake Summer JobsEverything from selling ceme¬tery lots to acting in the movieswill be the summer jobs of Uni¬versity students during the sum¬mer quarter according to R. K.Gilchrist of the Employment bu¬reau.Some of the jobs that are beingoffered at present are: profession¬al ball playing, dining car stew¬ards, lake boat firemen and pur¬sers, camp counsellors and guides,personnel work, accident investi¬gation, red caps, ushers, taxi driv¬ers, stenographers, section hands,chain gang work, brakemen, fore¬men, filling station attendants,golf starters, scenery painting,construction work, farming, sightseeing bus lectures, laboratorywork and sales jobs.The Interfraternity Ball programand the Washington Prom dance pro¬gram which were edited by MiltonKreines and published by the Uni¬versity Press, have been placed ondisplay in the Graphic Arts Exhibitin the school lobby of the Art In¬stitute. The prom program is donein Caslon Monotype and OriginalOld Style Italic on Marlowe and St.Alban’s paper.STEINER LECTURESON SOUTHERN GANGProfessor J. F. Steiner of SocialTechnology at the University ofNorth Carolina, will speak on “TheSouthern Chain Gang” at a meetingof the Sociology club today at 8 inSwift hall, room 106. ProfessorSteiner has conducted classes at theUniversity during the spring andsummer quarters for the last fouryears.DORJAHN ACCEPTSPOSITION AT N. U.Mr. Alfred P. Dorjahn, instructorin the Greek department, will be en¬tertained at a dinner to be given bythe Graduate Classical club on Thurs¬day, June 2, in Ida Noyes hall. Thedinner has been arranged becauseof the recent announcement thatMr. Dorjahn had resigned trom thefaculty of the University to accepta position on the faculty of North¬western University.Mr. Robert J. Bonner, professorof Greek, will act as toastmaster.Members of the faculty of the Classi¬cal department have been invited toattend the dinner. SOLDIERS HONORMEMORIAL DAYCadet Corps Paradeson Campus TodayIn honor of Memorial day the Mil¬itary Science department will per¬form the ceremoney of Retreat Par¬ade in the Quadrangle at 4 today.The ceremony of Retreat parade wasfamiliar to all during the late warand accompanies the lowering of theflag in the evening at all militaryposts. Cadet officers of the MilitaryScience department will be in com¬mand at the ceremony in which allstudents now taking Military Physi¬cal Culture will participate.The standard presented to theMilitary Science department by theChicago Daily News at the MilitaryBall last winter will be carried dur¬ing this ceremony. All onlookersmust watch from the sidewalks front¬ing Rosenwald and Ryerson leavingthe center of the campus free. West Point GradIs Grandson OfGeneral JacksonSenior CommitteeSolicits Donationsto Memorial FundEach of the twenty solicitors onthe Senior class gift committee wasgiven a list of twelve names ofmembers of the Senior class who hadnot as yet contributed to the Er¬nest DeWitt Burton Memorial fund.It was announced at the dinner lastTuesday night that $6,500 had beencollected thus far. Major Thomas Jonathan JacksonChristian, grandson of “Stonewall”Jackson of Civil War fame, has beenappoined head of the Military Sci¬ence department and is to takecharge about June 20. He is to suc¬ceed Major Fredrick M. Barrows,who has been ordered to the schoolat Fort Leavenworth as an insructor.Major Christian has had consider¬able previous experience in univer¬sity work. He was professor of Mil¬itary Science and Tactics at Colo¬rado Agricultural College in 1916and 1917 and commanding officer ofthe field artillery unit at Cornell uni¬versity fty>m 1919 to 1923.He was an S. A. E. at the Vir¬ginia Military Institute and wasappointed to West Point in 1905 byPresident Roosevelt. He comes tothe University from a year at FortLeavenworth. In 1926 he was amember of the graduate advancedclass at Fort Sill, Oklahoma, andin 1925 he was brigade executive,First Field Artillery, Fort Hoyle,Maryland.Previously he had been command¬ing officer of the Madison Barracksin New York. Major Christian hadthe rank of Lieutenant Colonel ofthe national army camp at Jackson,Carolina in 1918 ,and in 1917 he wasAssistant Commandant, Firing Cen¬ter, Anniston, Alabama at Camp Mc¬Clellan.Before the war he was captainof the 79 Field Artillery. He alsosaw service on the Mexican borderin 1916 and was in the Philippines in1914. He graduated from the UnitedStates Military Academy in 1911. Offer Prizes ForCelebrities SalesFour saleswomen from everyclub and groups of unaffiliatedwomen will sell the Celebrities’issue of the Daily Maroon whichwill appear on campus Tuesday.Prizes of twelve and eight dol¬lars will be awarded to the twoclubs with the highest number ofsales. Individual saleswomen willreceive a commission and the wom¬an who sells the largest numberwill receive five dollars.Women who wish to sell havebeen asked to sign up not laterthan on Thursday afternoon in theoffice of the Daily Maroon, andto report promptly Tuesday at7:30 at the office to receivecopies.SEEK RECRUITSFOR “Y^CONFABRegister Now in Y OfficeFor ConventionDISCUSS MERITS OFUPPERCLASS AIDS ATFEDERATION MEETINGWomen of all classes who are in¬terested in being upperclass coun¬sellors for the Freshmen enteringthe University next autumn, havebeen requested to attend the Fed¬eration meeting Tuesday at 7 in thelibrary of Ida Noyes hall. The du¬ties and the value of the counsellorswill be discussed.Saleswomen Neededat Quadrangle FetePositions to sell candy at theQuadrangle Fete sponsored by Y. W.C. A. on Friday and Saturday nightsand at the Saturday matinee in con¬nection with the Blackfriars’ per¬formances are still open. Womenwishing to sell have been asked tosign up with Dorothy Low, who isin charge of the fete.Harper Open To 1On Memorial DayIn accordance with the regularcustom of the University the main li¬brary at Harper will be open from 9"to 1 Memorial day, next Monday,May 30. This is done to afford stu¬dents accession to this sanctum as itwill have been closed the entire pre¬ceding day, Sunday. W. A. A. BOARDS TOWEEK-END AT PALOSThe newly elected W. A. A. boardwill entertain the outgoing board ata house party to be held this week¬end at the W. A. A. Lodge in PalosPark. Miss Margaret Brew, a mem¬ber of W. A. A. and an alumna ofthe University, will a£t as 'hostess.Golf and tennis matches will be held. Twenty-five men will have the opportunity to make registration forthe Annual American Student Con¬ference this afternoon in the Y. M.C. A. offices. Mr. Hugo Thompson,state secretary, will meet with allthose desiring to attend the conference at Lake Geneva which annuallydraws about a thousand men fromthe American campuses.The Chicago delegation will leaveWednesday afternoon, June 15, afterthe last final and will remain at thelake for five days. Expenses for thefive day trip will average about $25according to Mr. M. D. McLean.Such speakers as T. Z. Koo, Sher¬wood Eddy and Kirby Page, editor ofthe “World Tomorrow,” will addressthe group. Free discussion of cam¬pus problems will feature the con¬ference.Miss BreckinridgeTalks on KentuckyAt Woman’s FairRepresenting her home state, Ken¬tucky, at the Famous Woman’s lun¬cheon held Tuesday in connec-the show, and Maxwell Mason of theCion with the Woman’s World’sFair at the Coliseum, Miss Soph-ronisba Breckenridge of thedepartment of Social Service Admin¬istration spokeTuesdayIs the day I ftttfntiin*J if Mil III.i )rit h#( fell' td?• fl ■on which The Daily Maroon issues itschallenge to the reading '♦rbrla In theform of the Celebrities’ Nurtiber, sixmonths in the kettle. , ,tIt4The Daily Maroon wajih Jtoperiodical, of any dats, that;list of names to compin-e vthe Table of ContentsCelebrities’ Number.The great figuresbusiness man to novelM to “moviestar,” have contributed a diversity ofviewpoints on college ' and collegiansthat, under one cover, are worth theirweight in gold.The Da3y Maroon Prize Exam in Poli.Sci. To Be HeldA prize examination in the field ofpolitical science will be open to allstudents having from three to ninemajors, on June 4, at 9 a. m. atHarper E-10. First prize has beenset at $150 and second honors at$50. All who wish to enter are ask¬ed to turn their names in to mem¬bers of the political science depart¬ment. SIGN OF SICKLEOPPOSES EMPTYORGANIZATIONSConsider One Year TooBrief To ConferFollowing is an open letter fromthe active chapter and resident un¬dergraduate members of the Wom¬en’s Sophomore Honorary society,regarding their recent decision to dis¬band the organization:To the Daily Maroon:We, the active chapter and theresident undergraduate members ofthe Sign of the Sickle, after carefulconsideration over a period of sev¬eral weeks, have decided to disbandour organization, and to recommendthat there be in the future no soph¬omore women’s honorary society.There are various reasons for ourdecision. We feel that at the end ofso short a time as the freshman yearthere can not be a sufficient basison which to select a limited numberfor honors which are based, in prac¬tice if not in theory, largely uponachievement. In spite of any statedpurpose of a sophomore society, theselection of members eventually re¬volves about definite achievementsin campus activities. Such* achieve¬ments do not necessarily indicate intheir possessors the type of leader¬ship an honorary society should, inour opinion, encourage. One yearseems too brief a period on the ba¬sis of which to confer an honor;“success” in the freshman year canbe the result of so many factors be¬sides the character and efforts of thecandidate, that we feel, after manyattempts, that really just electionsare an impossibility.“Sophomores Lack Perspective”We are convinced, furthermore,that no possible function of a soph¬omore women’s honorary societycould be commensurate with the ap¬parent importance and prestige ofthe society to the college at large,and especially to the freshmen. Soph¬omores lack the perspective neces¬sary to do a great deal for the col¬leges as a whole, and the members ofa society which is in effect an honorfor activities lack the time to do any¬thing of great importance even forthe society. A purpose sufficientlybroad and significant to justify theexistence of an honorary society istoo broad to be fulfilled by sopho¬mores; a purpose narrow enough tobe carried out is too narrow to justi¬fy the honor of belonging to sucha society.Protest Against Empty GroupsIt is for these reasons that we havedisbanded the present sophomorewomen’s honorary society. Our ac¬tion is a protest against organiza¬tions which exist actually as emptyforms, apparently as important ndsignificnt bodies; it is a protestagainst organizations in which thebasis of election is not significantenough to justify the honor—The Sign of the Sickle.Hispanic DocumentsGiven Jto LibraryPublications of the Hispanic so¬ciety of New York are a recent giftto the University libraries. They in¬clude 192 volumes, many of themfacsimiles of the originals, and boundin velum. Acting Director of the Li¬braries C. S. M. Hanson said, “Thecollection is very important. It hasbeen given only to the larger li¬braries through the country.” AMEDEE COLE SCORESIN HARPER CONTESTAmedee Cole, one of the campusliterati and a senior in the Universityis the only one of local talent tohave received recognition in the re¬cent Intercollegiate Literary Con¬test conducted by Harper’s Maga¬zine.Unfortunately his 6.000 wordshort story, entitled “I Drink to theWorld” did not place among thefirst four which took $1,000 in prizemoney, but his contribution was re¬garded among the first twenty-fiveof the 600 contributions sent in fromall American colleges.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1927Wyt Daily JJlaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE^ OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906runder the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press Association IWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES ' BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTueorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorLeo Stone. Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen Feature EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdii.es Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer. Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean.. Sophomore EditorHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman- ...Sophomore Editor Charles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey —AuditorHubard Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt. Classified Adv. ManagerJoseph Klitzer National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady— Sophomore Assistant Carnival Summaries50 yd. dash, 1st heat: Hoffert, D.U., Vaughan, Sigma Chi.2nd heat: Moore, Phi Psi, Bloom,Tau Delt.3rd heat: Berger, Unattached, Da¬vid, -Unat.4th heat: Winfrey, Delta SigmaPhi.Best time 6 1-10 in 3rd heat.100 yd. dash, 1st heat: Collins,Alpha Delt, Winfrey, Deltas.2nd heat: Nebel, Manors, Presser,Phi Pi Phi.3rd heat: Dugan, Lambda Chi,Yager, Phi Psi.Best time J O 9-10 by Nebel.120 yd. low hurdles: T. Budlong,D. U., Gage, S, X., Stern, Z. B. T.,Moore, Phi Psi. Hoppert, D. U., Ful¬ton, Alpha Delt, Yager, Phi Psi.Best time 14 4-5 by Budlong.220 yd. dash, 1st heat: Collins,Alpha Delt, Steere, Lam Chi.2nd heat: Changnon, D. U., Nebel,Manors.3rd heat: J. Budlong, D. U., Eller,Maes.4th heat: Dugan, Lambda Chi,Best, Sigma Chi.Best time 25 1-5 by Budlong andChangnon.440 yd. dash, 1st heat: Kurrie, D.U., Farwell, Phi Psi, Engel, A. T.O., Morgenstern, Alpha Delt.2nd heat: Best, Sigma Chi, Col¬lins, Sigma Chi, Krueger, Phi Sig,Shapiro, Tau Delt.Best time 57 1-2 by Best.880 yard relay, 1st heat: DeltaUpsilon, Pi Phi Pi.2nd heat: Sigma Chi, Alpha Delt.3rd heat: Macs, Phi Kappa Psi.Best time by Sigma Chi 1:43.6.FINALS IN THE FIELDHigh Jump—First, T. Budlong, D.U. U. 5’5”; 2nd, Cleaver, D. U. 5’4”;3rd (TIE) J. Budlong, D. U. andKendall, Sigma Chi 5’3”; 5th, Paul-man, Sigma Chi, 5’1”.Shot Put: First, Haas, D. U. 43’3”;2nd, Changnon, D.’ U. 39’5”; 3rd,Clark, Sigma Chi, 38’9”; 4th, Pen-stone, Lambda Chi Alpha, 38’3”, 5th,Heilman, Alpha Delta Phi, 36’2”.(Story on Page 3)Rental AnnouncesUnique Book ListAcquisition of a number of newbooks in the rental library was an¬nounced yesterday by Miss Little.One which she considered the mostinteresting was “English Men andManners in the Eighteenth Century”by A. S. Turberville. It contains re¬productions of cartoons and picturesof the day and has sections devotedto society, politics, religion, art, liter¬ature and the military aspects of lifeat the time.REGETTA TO BE ONEOF MEET FEATURESThe University of Wisconsin willoffer the visitors for the Big TenTrack Championships Friday andSaturday a novel water sports pro¬gram, when the Junior MidwesternThe Regal sport model picturedwill be seen on more greens andfairways from coast to coastthan any other shoe made byany other maker.We call it the “Country Club”—It’s built in a Russia Calf andSmoked Elk combination—andin Black Calf and Elk.See the other sporty styles inthe new Regal Line shown byour Representative — and thenyou’ll know why Regals are thepopular choice on sixty leadingcampuses —at One Price —“Six-Sixty”.REGALSHOESOn DisplayAt Fraternities—By M. LoentkorJjnd Regal Store«t!19 S. Dearborn St.Wallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.AGAIN—WHY NOT?IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS, June 11 to be exact, the Inter¬fraternity Sing will take place. Twenty-five fraternities willmarch to the fountain in Hutchinson Court, sing their songs, andone will be adjudged the winner; then the awarding of “C” blan¬kets, the Alma Mater, to appointing of marshals. It’s all very im¬pressive ,in fact the most impressive and traditional of the manyevents that happen around the University. There’s somethingabout the Sing that rings a little more true than most of our Uni¬versity affairs and we eagerly await its coming, regretfully see itspassing.We anticipate seeing this year one of the best of all the SingT*.It has been well-managed in the first stages of arrangement byGeorge Dygert; several rules have been announced which will re¬lieve the Sing of any over-lengthiness which it may possess, andthe fraternities, or at least those with whom we have come incontact, seem to be more expectant and enthusiastic than in mostyears. But the apparent success of this Interfraternity Singmakes us ask again, why not an Intercluh Sing?The clubs have their songs, ha\e just as much desire to oc¬cupy the limelight as the fraternities have, make just as impres«sive a showing, and well, why not an Interclub Sing? We canthink of no reasons why the most traditional event of the yearshould not include the clubs, and common sense and any numberof reasons say that there should be an Interclub Sing.THE CHOIR“'T'HE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO choir, Mack Evans, direc-tor, in a program of sacred and secular music assisted byClara M. Schevill.”These are the words of the Choir’s poster. The lines are inthemselves simple and unassuming. What they represent, how¬ever, is an effort which is significant of something new, ambitiousand adventurous in the history of University of Chicago music.In Kimball Hall on Tuesday evening May 31, Mr. Mack Evans’choir will culminate four months’ of effort and of satisfaction ina concert which should be as good from an artistic standpoint aswell as from the standpoint of enjoyment as any musical per¬formance .given by any college organization anywhere.MEYERJOHN MEYER the man who has proved that an undergraduatecan do a great many things and do them all well, is cli¬maxing his record of ability and versatility with his handling ofthe track interscholastic.Meyer has organized his staff and laid his plans as effective¬ly as those of last year, and last year’s were well done. In addi¬tion, he has added a number of new features in the publication ofan elaborate prospectus describing all phases of undergraduatelife for the benefit of the visiting athletes; his rushing campaignwill have so much emphasis this year that the meager resultsof previous years should be vastly outdone; his pledging of mento Chicago with Chicago pledge buttons and his parade with dec¬orated floats, clowns, and other features will make the 1927 in¬terscholastic a lasting credit to Meyer and a lasting mark for hissuccessors to shoot at. Regatta is inaugurated on Lake Men-dota. The events are scheduled forSaturday morning at 10:00, and avariety of acquatic sports are plan¬ned.CLASSIFIED ADS—TO RENT—Maryland Ave. 5736-8Furnished 7-room flats, $80. Callfor appointment. Englewood 4708.MEN!—An exceptional opportun¬ity for summer employment. Call atthe University of Chicago Employ¬ment bureau TODAY, Wednesday,May 25th from 11 to 3. Ask forMr. Becker, after 3 go to third floorReynolds Club.Family going to California onJune 25th will rent apartment toadult for two months. $60.00 permonth including light and gas. H. P.9458. 5518 Drexel, Mrs. Steen.SUMMER SCHOOL STUDENTS:Get your rooms now at 5737 Univer¬sity Avenue. Large, light airy roomson the campus. Reasonable.APT. FOR RENT—6 large rooms,2 baths, sun parlor, shower. Rent $125. 5521 University Ave., CallMidway 7529. Immed. possession.WANTED—Position as housekeep¬er for fraternity. Can give best ofreferences. Telephone Austin 6973.FOR RENT—5-room kitchenetteapartment with bed *room; in newbuilding. $70, unfurnished. 5400 Green¬wood Ave., Apt. No. 20. Phone Dor.6817.THESES—Term papers typed. Ac¬curately, neatly. Doris Dennison,5756 Dorchester Ave., phone Dor9060.FOR RENT—Two light, frontrooms. Single or double. Single $5.Gent, preferred. M. Wright, 4621Woodlawn, tel. Kenwood 8316.REPRESENTATIVES for threeexceptionally attractive publications.Sales ability and private telephoneUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty essential; unlimited opportunity; lib.eral commissions. Marion GouldHarper’s Bazaar, 119 W. 40th StreetNew York City.i—MOSER—“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a gTeatasset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only Hiith School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(S377) *****UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light; Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueI iinninmT.iniiimiiiinnfniiintmnmnniinmuiiiiiiiiiARISTOVARSITY$Q50 OXFORDSHere are smart new oxfords that embody every pointof style and endurance that young men demand.We’ve selected the leathers—richly smooth black andtan calfskin—and specified every detail of construction.Field’s Aristo -Varsity Oxfords are sold by us only.THE SECOND FLOORMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MEN• - tJHmnmnmmimTiiHmiin«iti.»r..aia «■■■Crislermen get revenge atNorthwestern 23 to 18. CfjeS Finals of Intramural Out¬door Carnival today.THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1927CRISLERMEN WIN RECORD GAME, 23 TO 18BEGIN CHASE FORBIG TEN TENNISHONORS TODAY Macs, Kappa NuEnter Finals OfI-M Ball MeetLocal Courts, Play HostTo Nine ConferenceSchoolsWith the exception of Indiana,which has a dearth of Rood tennisplayers, every school in the Big Tenis sending two players to compete inthe championship tournament whichopens at the home courts today.Bleachers UpTemporary bleachers have beenerected at the Varsity courts to ac¬commodate the large crowd whichis expected to watch the matches.Singles matches will be played thismorning and tomorrow morning,while the doubles will be played onthe same afternons. The finals willbe run off Satirfday.According to the dope which is atbest rather shaky, Michigan seems tobe the best bet to win both events.Barton of Ann Arbor is undefeatedthis season and has been installeda slight favorite over Frank 0‘Con-nel, who won the title last year whileonly a sophomore. Teamed withMoore the Wolverine pair will makea formidable bid for the doublescrown.Shay Also StrongMinnesota, represented by Shay,will put forth strong effort in thesingles, as the Gopher lad is ratedone of the best in the Conference,although the doubles team will notbe quite so powerful. Boldenweckof Wisconsin is probably the otheroutstanding entry, and will beamong the best in today’s play.The first two ranking men on theVarsity, Place and Capt. Hudlin willbe the Marion entries. Of the two,Place stands an outside chance ofcopping, for he has beaten Shay,who defeated 0‘Connel, who in turndefeated Place. Figure it out foryourself. As a result of victories in thesemi-final games yesterday KappaNo '’.ill face the Macs in the finalsof the intramural ball league. Kap-ap Nu downed the Phi Gam’s 8-1with little difficulty while the Macsand Sigma Nu played a hard foughtbattle, 5-0.Macs Show PowerOnce more it was Goodman who,by virtue of his almost perfect hurl¬ing, turned back a heavy-hitting ag¬gregation and chalked up anothervictory for the nonfrffternity group.A seventh inning rally put the gameon ice for the Macs when two hitsand two errors by Sigma Nu broughtin three runs to turn the slim 2 to0 margin into a comfortable lead of5 markers. Goodman made 17 strike¬outs and allowed only two hits. Bar¬ker, losing pitcher, hurled well, mak¬ing 15 strikeouts and giving 5 hits.Good pitching by Klaff plus er¬rorless support gave Kappa Nu an8 to 1 victory over the Phi Gam’s.The winners had things their ownway and were never in any dangerof losing. Klaff allowed only 2 hitsand chalked up 13 strikeouts. TheKappa Nu aggregation hit Marx, los¬ing hurler, freely making 13 safebingles.SENIORS, FROSHWIN BALL TILTS;SENIORS ON TOPFreshmen women baseball playersbeat their Junior opponents by a12 to 7 score in the best of yes¬terday’s two tournament games. Bothteams showed up well in pitchingand in fielding.Seniors did what they were ex¬pected to do when they won by a26 to 11 score. With only one fielderto chase some of those Senior hom¬ers they did remarkably well.The tournament series is halfover now. The Seniors have wonthree games, the Freshmen two, theSophs one, and the Junors none.Hu glowing book haslife, swift movementand endless variety.Laughter constantlyhovers in the offing.—N. Y. World An exultant spirit ofvouth and freedomsings through thePafets' -—Chicago rost/9ICHARD HALLIBURTONwrites a new book —another reckless,gay, spontaneous account of youth on aholiday, crowding each moment with life.The Glorious AdventureFrom abundant new experiencein the footsteps of Ulyssesthis irrepressible young manpresents a glamorous companionto his sensational best seller,fRoyal Road to RomanceEach $5.00. Illustrated. — o4U Starts BOBBS-MERRILL,seeeeeeed) OUTDOOR I. M.CARNIVAL GETSFAULTLESS STARTDelta Upsilon Leads WithSix Men And RelayTeamAt precisely three o’clock yester¬day afternoon the Third Outdoor In¬tramural Carnival got off to a fault¬less start, and six of the UniversityCrack I. M. track men sped down thetrack in the first heat of the fiftyyard dash. From the start on thestride of the whole huge affair wasperfect and event after event wasrun off at the scheduled time. Withperfect weather conditions underwhich to perform the organizationmen went after places in their pre¬liminary events with vim and vigorand the result was an afternoon ofstrenuous competition and good per¬formances by all.Over one hundred track and fieldmen took the field for the prelim¬inaries and after the numerous heatswere over fifty-four of them hadearned the right to compete in thisafternoon’s finals. Of the fraternitiesDelta Upsilon, winter carnival cham¬pions, were far out to the fore inthe number of men qualified, withsix men and a relay team to repre¬sent them in this afternoon’s events.Other fraternities to qualify a teamwere Alpha Delta Phi, Sigma Chi,Phi Kappa Psi, Lambda Chi Alphaand Phi Pi Phi. Many of the otherfraternity’s and organizations quali¬fied one or two men.In the field events the enterpris¬ing D. U. outfit has another big leadon the field, with a first, second anda third place sewed up in the highjump final and a first and a secondon ice in the shot put finals. All ofwhich puts the D. U. point total in asafe position for the carnival cham¬pionship.None of the times or performancesin the preliminaries were notable andlast year’s records still remain thecarnival records. Today’s eventswill again start promptly at 3:00o'clock and will be run off strictlyon schedule time. Conference TrackMeet Takes OnDerby Day LookMadison, Wis., May 24.—Threehundred athletes and fifty coachesand athletic directors will take pos¬session of Madison on the comingweek-end to participate in theannual outdoor Big Ten track meetand the spring schedule and businessmeetings, respectively.Inflow Begins TodayEarly indications have it that someof the track men will arrive here asearly as Thursday. This will permitthe athletes to avoid the rush in be-becoming settled at the hotels andpermit them to limber up here a daybefore the trials, which get underway Friday afternoon.In addition to the competitors inthe track and field games and theircoaches, each school of the WesternConference will send four or fivestaff members here. The athletic di¬rectors, football coaches, faculty rep¬resentatives, basketball mentors,trainers and the seldom advertisedpublicity men are all slated to be onhand.Following two sessions on Thurs¬days, which will be held in the Gov¬ernor’s reception room at the StateCapitol, the directors will join withthe grid coaches to map out footballschedules early Friday morning.FIRST PLATOON ANDBETAS, DEKES WINMOUNTED GAMESBeta Theta Pi won from Psi Up¬silon in the meet hotly contested I-Mmounted contest of the season. Theteams were exceptionally closelymatched, and the result was in doubtuntil Mueller of the winners threwWhitney.Phi Gams defeated the third pla-ton in a two event contest, consist¬ing of a bending and a rescue race.Andrews, Phi Gam, turned the tideto victory in the latter event.James and Babluk of the first pla¬toon downed the Dekes, Brown, Rut¬ter and Parker in a close match. Bab-luck won for his outfit by throwingBrown from behind while coming upon the gallop.Try Our40c Plate Lunchor our75c&$l Dinnersonceand you’llcome back again.The Gem Restaurant(THE INTERSTATE COMPANY)1590 East 53rd StreetUnder East End I C. R. R. Elevation at 53rdWe are now closing our dining room at 9:30 P. M. RETURN BATTLE AT EVANSTON TURNS INTOA FIELD DAY; MAROONS ALWAYS IN LEADSeven Purple MoundsmenFail To Checkthe Tide WHAT A GAMEBy Tom StephensonChicago and Northwestern turnedtheir baseball game into a gala fieldday at the Evanston campus yester¬day afternoon and after four hoursof give and take the Crislermen reap¬ed a rich revenge by winning 23 to18. The Maroons scored runs in ev¬ery inning of the game and were al¬ways in the lead with the wild Wild¬cats usually close behind.Many PitchersIn a way it was a pitchers’ duel—first one and then another hurler tak¬ing the mound to see how long hecould keep it. Northwestern used noless than seven moundmen—theirfive regular pitchers, a right fielder,and Johnsos, the shortstop. Crislerused all he had—first Kaplan, thenWard, then Kaplan again.. Had Zim¬merman been eligible and Macklindthere insteau of at home sick-a-bedthey too would have seen serviceall probability.A Record Game?As far as is known this peculiargame set a new conference record innumber of runs made. Northwesternscored in all but two of the nineinnings, the second and third, andthey threatened seriously then. Allbut Priess on the Maroon lineup par¬took in the scoring festivities and ev¬ery one of the nine regulars scoredhits. Captain McConnell stole fivebases and Claude Brignall walkedfour consecutive times to add a littlevariety to the slugfest.The Crisler outfit started and end¬ed strong getting four runs in theopening frame and six in the ninthto practically sew up the game. An¬derson, first man up for the day,smacked the second ball pitched fora safe hit to short-center field andstole second so that Bo McConnel’sperfect bunt took him to third. Hoer-ger struck out and Brignall dupli¬cated Andy’s hit to score Kyle andBo. Then Briggie stole second andwen| to third on a grounder byPriess, > Tex Gordon then connectedg high fly to left field andcomplete circuit bringinglvin ahead of him. Websterout. In the ninth the lo¬cals batted once around knockingEllerman and Palmer out of the box.Johnsos, the heavy hitting short-stopwho had counted a homer and athree base hit for the Purple thentried tys pitching skill and did pret¬ty well. Chicago (23)ab r h po aAnderson, 2b 6 3 3 5 3McConnell, ss 5 4 4 6 0Hoerger, cf 6 2 2 0 0Brignall, 3b 3 4 2 0 2Priess, rf 3 0 110Gordon, If 6 3 2 0 0Webster, c 6 12 6 1Price, lb 4 2 18 0Kaplan, p 5 2 10 1Ward, p 2 10 0 0Davis, rf 110 0 147 23 18 26 11Northwestern (18)Janetz, cf 7 3 2 0 0Solheim, 2b 5 4 5 4 5Kempf, If 7 0 0 0 0Johnsos, ss, p 3 3 2 0 11Palmer, rf, p 5 2 3 1 0Vandenberg, c 2 0 0 2 0Foster, c 3 116 2Mellick, lb 6 2 2 14 1Cone, 3b 0 0 0 0 0Izard, 3b 622*00Mills, p 0 0 0 0 0Panosh, p 1 0 0 0 0Heideman, p 2 0 10 1Weil, p 11110Elderman, p 0 0 0 0 048 18 19 28 20Running score: •Chicago—412 312 226—23Northwestern—200 252 322—18Summary:Errors-—Janetz, Foster, Mellick,(2), Weil, Ellerman, McConnell, An¬derson.Home Runs—Johnsos, Gordon.Three Base Hits—Johnsos, Sol¬heim, Janetz, Priess. Two Base Hits—Janetz, Mellick, Izard (2), Ander¬son, Kaplan.Bases on balls—Off Heileman(3), off Weil (3), off Panosh (1),off Ellerman (2), off Johnsos (1),off Kaplan (4), off Ward (3). Hitby pitched ball—Foster, Mellick, (byWard), Foster (by Kaplan), Ward(by Weil). Double plays—Johnsosto Solheim to Mellick. Stolen bases,Anderson, McConnell (5), Hoerger,Brignall. Sacrifice hits—Anderson,McConnell.Ten Eastern CollegesAccept Football HeadTad Jones, head football coach atYale, today announced acceptanceby 10 leading eastern colleges ofhis plan of one man as dictator toappoint officials for the more impor¬tant grid contests.ISSON HOTEL| Lake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOatering to the Universitystudents and friends)hsc Table D'Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALill Room for All Occasions at Attractive Rates■ ■. . I ■ mum iIII!III! Ill - iiifUliTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 26, 1927FLOODGATEThey batter at the floodgate withthe impetuousness of slender years,They writhe beneath impalingpin-points of sensitiveness . . .For they are a sad lot, these youthswho feel the things thatspeak a language that their tonguesknow not. . . .For they are a sad lot—these youthswho battle at the floodgate.—ChraxcsEVEN as June 15 wiggles nearthe student body begins lookingabout for summer employment whichwill not interfere with summer en¬joyment. Faithful employees at dad¬dy’s joint begin to fear for their jobs,obscure uncles with businesses aresurprised to find that blood is thickerthan water, and the University em¬ployment office is besieged with am¬bitious people who point proudly toA’s in Business Administration 456.Lord Jeff tells of the lad who calledat the steamship office: “I want towork niy way to Europe, but I don’twant to work too hard.”“Yes?” said the manager, “well,do you think it would be too muchfor you to accommodate us by call¬ing out the stations on the Levia¬than?”CLASS dismissal bells were ring¬ing ten minutes ahead of time yes¬terday. Imagine the indignant out¬cries of students who came out intothe warm sunlight to discover thatthey had been done out of preciousminutes of education! MADNESSHe laughed aloud . . after an inter¬valof silence. . .And, when he heard that laugh, heknewthat he was dropping intothat black abyssThat men call madness . . . and sohe dughis blue feet deeper intoragged carpet slippers . . . and hethought—What is it to go mad but to changethe flavour of it all—It may bring peace of mind, forwho knows the price of madness?Is it laughter that comes from yourlips and is notYour own . . . ?—ChraxesWouldn’t That Turn You Purple?Sir:Just a note to say good-bye. I’veRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN’S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling. Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing. got to leave the old school next year.You see, I won a Northwestern pen-pant in a raffle and the guy wouldnot exchange it.—FithianON CRYINGWhy are you crying, dear?I have the right to know.Last night I said, “I think I willLove you always.”You said, “Think?” and burst into aflood. 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