The Daily Ma¬roon’s CelebrityNumber will makeits debut May 31. 1M*> jftaroott Prof. Pupin,noted physicits, tolecture at 8 to¬night in MandeLVol. 27. No. 126. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1927WHAT of IT?mSeOAgC HOR6CNSTERNTalk the other day turned to theway a newspaper—particularly a col¬lege newspaper—ought to be run.There was one fellow who stood upfor organization, for “the facts,” foreverything else that is steady andhard and necessary in the running ofa sheet. The rest of the mob, be¬cause we were the lazy sort, tooka different view of matters. A news¬paper (and here we were talking initerms of that hybrid, a college news¬paper), we argued, ought to be some¬thing that its staff get fun out of. Itshould encourage fellowship, lazinessopposition to routine and to “organ¬ization”—to a certain extent; thatextent beyond which the paper wouldcease to function as effectively as itsrather meager needs necessitates. ‘COUNT’ SURVIVES SILVER SCREEN TESTSCLUBS TO RUSH DURING FROSH WEEK stmuiich. A* * *A reprint of “Genius on Newspa¬per Row,” the talk Henry JustinSmith of the News gave reecntly inMandel, has come into my handssince, and while nobody concernedin the argument has the barest. ., - ... clever filled a college magazinegrounds for setting himself up m BIG CELEBRITIESNUMBER OUT ONTUESDAYJHAY 31Special Issue of MaroonRepresents SixMonths’ WorkMay 31, next Tuesday, has beenset as the date for the appearanceof the Celebrities number of TheDaily Maroon, according to an an¬nouncement made yesterday by Wal¬ter G. Williamson, editor and Mil-ton Kreines, business mnager of thepublication.Six months of work have gone intothe magazine and have resulted inthe ifisembling of the greatest col¬lection of special articles that hasMr. Smith's field, that gentleman’sviews hit on the topic. His talk wasabout reporters in history who wereunable to accommodate themselvesto the limits that such terms as “or¬ganization” and “the facts” repre¬sent, but who, as writers, had theflair that means everything. In¬variably when genius went into thenewspaper office, it couldn’t fit itselfto the slot. But while it was there,nevertheless, it had an awfully goodtime.There was Edgar Allen Poe. whobroke into newspaper work with ahoax story of a balloon “which hehad discovered off Sulivan’s Ialsnd,”and which he said had made the tripfrom Europe in t hree days. Thiswhopper, while it “ . . . appealed toPoe’s delight in fooling the simple-minded, really proved that Poe hadrespect neither for the intelligenceof the newspaper reader, nor for theintegrity of news.” Then there wasMark Twain, who recalled that onthe San Francisco “Call,” “if therewere no fires to report, we startedsome.” And Lafcadio Hearn, writ¬ing for the Cincinnati “Enquirer”,“. . .up on top of a cathedral spire,whence he viewed the panorama ofthe city, describing it in memorableparagraphs—this despite the factthat his bad eye-sight prevented himfrom knowing exactly what he saw.”These, I say, are typical examples ofbad newspaper men, who still had funin the business of writing journal¬ism. And it’s my contention thattheir’s is the right attitude for anewspaper reporter—especially if heis on a college paper.The whole argument is beautifullyset down in Mr. Smith’s pamphlet.He has a keen understanding of thenewspaper man who “doesn’t fit in”—possibly because that man’s too hu¬man, or too good a writer. “Suchmen,” says Mr. Smith, referring tothe long line of “failures,” “remainalien, hard to understand, hard tofollow, unless one has in himselfenough of their own spirit of rebel¬lion to realize how inflammable, tosuch natures, is the word ‘Don’t’.”And he goes on: “There are organ¬izing minds which seem to be at worktrying to standardize not only newsreports, but even editorial comment.Here and there one perceives effortsto control brain waves, the processesof imagination and creation, by rou¬tine better suited to factories andmail-order houses.” With all news¬paper men who have genius in Mr.Smith’s newspaper definition of theterm (“an infinite ingenuity for es¬caping everything except what onereally likes to do”) I rise and say:“God forbid that they ever be suc¬cessful.” Print 10,000Ten thousand copies of the mag¬azine will be printed and distributedto colleges all over the country andwill be placed on many newstandsin this city. Criticisms of college at¬titudes and defenses of student bod¬ies, representing the opinions of aliterary body of American celebritiesfeature the magazine.Beginning on the cover with astriking drawing by Boris Riedel, thearticles run through a gamut ofnames that are found for the mostpart in Who’s Who in America. Per¬cy Marks, author of “The PlasticAge” and “Lord of Himself,” haswritten on “Playing Around” andsays that the undergraduate doesn’tknow any new games but “just playsthem in public.”Bebe Daniel* Write*Bebe Laniels writes of the kickthat she gets out of playing in col¬lege pictures and claims that moviedirectors are beginning to learn thata college pennant is not wholly typi-(Continued on page 2) Prof, Pupin Talks jTonight In MandelProfessor Michael I. Pupin, in¬ternationally known physicist ofColumbia University, is to lectureat 8 o’clock tonight in MandelHall. The lecture is to be underauspices of the Hiram W. Thomasfund, and the subject will be “Co¬ordination—The Message' of Sci¬ence.”Prof. Pupin is chiefly famousfor his process of high induct¬ance wave conductors, known asthe “Pupin coil,” which has beena great factor in long distance tel¬ephone communication. He hasalso made discoveries in the fieldsof electrical tuning and rectifica¬tion in radio.PUN BIG PARADEFOR TRACK MENOrganizations To EnterDecorated FloatsA parade with decorated floats,clowns and other costumed charac¬ters, and the entire troupe of artil¬lery horses and military equipmentwill be staged for the entertainmentpf the Interscholastic track men.Representatives from the majorityof clubs, fraternities and major or¬ganizations, that were in favor ofthe idea, were present to promisetheir support at a meeting (& theWomen’s Rushing Committee yester¬day. •(Continued on page 2) SIX DAY RUSHINGPERIOD ADOPTED;PLEDGING OCT.Open House Tea GivenBy Each Club OnFirst DayHaving voted down the third yearrushing plan, Interclub councilagreed Monday to rush during Fresh¬man week, according to this plan,pledging will be October 2, beforethe first day of classes, and the rush¬ing period will be six day insteadof ten.Arrange Rushing ScheduleThe rushing schedule, as passedby the council, allows for eighteendates, none of which conflict withFreshman week activities. The firstaffair of the week will be an openhouse tea, given by each of thetwelve clubs Monday, September 26,from 2 to 6, in the vicinity of thecampus.(Continued on page 3)CORRECT REPORT INANNOUNCEMENT OFEUROPEAN TRAVELSStudent tours abroad this summerwill be conducted by the StudentThird Cabin association instead ofthe Cook Tours Association as waserroneously announced in The DailyMaroon of May 13. The tours inwhich marfy of the students of theUniversity have enrolled will be con¬ducted over the Holland Americanlines.ENTERTAIN FACULTYAT BEECHER DINNERA musical program and two playswill be presented at the faculty din¬ner given tonight at 6 by the womenof Beecher hall and Miss Grace E.Storm, head of the hall.Two plays, the “Pot Boiler” anda pantomine, “Pierrot and Pierrette”have been prepared by the womenof the hall under the direction ofEIoise<fTasher. ALLAY YOUR FEARS;FRIARS TO CONTINUEKEUTZER’S NUMBERRepetition of Clyde Keutzer’s‘Back to the Midway” number forthis week’s performances of “Plas¬tered in Paris” was guaranteed byan official statement from Blackfriarsyesterday. At the Saturday night per¬formance the cables supporting theseat in which Keutzer swings outover the audience broke, and he wasthrown into the orchestra pit, thoughwith no serious consequences, Jack ReceivesInitial Orders—Let Hair GrowThey grow ’em wild out west.Such might be deduced from theinitial instructors given Jack Stam-baugh in his career as a movie me¬teorite, for he was charge explicityto let his hair grow unabated in prep¬aration for his departure for Bur¬bank. So Jack, will dutifully confinehis tonsorial treatments to applica¬tions of the razor.Though he will probably be calledbefore the end c)f the quarter, Jackis ready to leave when summoned. Install Works—NowCobb Clock Is SetAfter a four month period ofconvalescence the slender brownhands will begin to revolve aroundthe somber face of the Cobb hallclock again.Notorious for its erratic ram¬pages, the clock now promises toperform its duties in a system¬atic manner—a pledge deeply ap¬preciated by those who, followingits deceitful dictates, have runhalf across campus to discoverthemselves ten minutes early. Thenew electric impulse motor isguaranteed by the InternationalTime Recording Company to beaccurate despite climatic condi¬tions. FRIAR SATELITE,TO GET CONTRACTLeaves For CaliforniaSoon For EightWeek TrialCHEMISTS MEETHERE MAY 28-9Abel To Receive Award;Friars PerformProfessor John J. Abel, wellknown pharmacologist and biochem¬ist of the John Hopkins MedicalSchool, is to be the recipient of theWillard Gibbs Medal at the seventhmid-west regional meeting of theAmerican Chemical Society to beheld at the University on May 27 and28.For those guest not interested inthe technical discussions of the con¬ference, a special performance of“Plastered in Paris,” the Black-friar show, has been arranged forFriday matinee.RUSSIAN STUDENTSASSIST IN MAKINGU. S. TOUR SUCCESSThompson RegistersChicago DelegationFor Geneva TodayTwenty-five University men willhave the opportunity to register forthe Annual Student Conference withMr. Hugo Thompson, state secretary,in the Y. M. C. A. offices at 3 to¬morrow afternoon.The Chicago delegation to the na¬tion wide conference, which wel¬comes annually one thousand menstudents, will leave Wednesday af¬ternoon, June 15, after the last ex¬amination.Meager Crowd at First VoluntaryChapel Service; Have High Hopes“Though the Joseph Bond chapelwas only half'filled yesterday at thefirst service held under the new vol¬untary chapel system, I expect thatin the two weeks, after every stu¬dent has been acquainted with thenew system, the chapel will be con¬stantly filled to capacity,” declaredDean Shailer Mathews of the Divin¬ity School, in commenting uponchapel attendance this week.“The main purpose of these serv¬ ices is to give the various popularpreachers of the Chicago TheologicalSeminary and the Divinity School achance to give short talks here thesame as they do at other collegesthroughout the country,” Dean Mat¬hews added.Professor Edgar J. Goodspeed de¬livered the sermon at the service yes¬terday, and Mack Evans and thechoir presented the Processional, An¬them and Recessional. National Student Federation ofAmerica will arrange again this yearfor four groups of American stu¬dents to visit the Soviet Union dur¬ing July and August.Each group, numbering fourteenstudents, will be joined upon arrivalat Leningrad by a student guide andinterpreter, who will accompany itthroughout the stay in Russia. Thefirst two weeks will be spent in Len¬ingrad and Moscow, after whichRussia will be covered from the Cau¬casus and Crimea to Sibera.Two parties will spend five weeksin Russia, one party, seven weeks,and another three.For further details see Dr. SamuelN. Harper of the department of his¬tory. DR. NITZE TELLS OFRESEARCH WORK ATROMANCE MEETINGDr. William A. Nitze, head of thedepartment of Romance Languagesand Literature, will be the principalspeaker at the meeting of the Ro¬mance club tonight at 8, Cobb 315.Dr. Nitze’s paper, “The Text of Rob¬ert de Boron’s “Estoire dou Graal”is the result of a long period of re¬search work spent in Europe.The club will also hear at this, thelast meeting of the year, a talk byDr. Robert Vigneron, on “Jules Ro-mains.”Author andHonorary Majorof the 117th Field Signs! Corps of theRainbow Division for service underfire,is the distinction held by Maud RadfordWarren, alumna of the University.Since she received her Ph. B. in1896, Mrs. Warren has written manywell-known short stories and novels.During the World War she was anewspaper correspondent and laterserved as special correspondent in theNear East for the Saturday EveningPost.“The Japanese Prince.” a short story,is Maude Rodford Warren’s contribu¬tion to the Celebrities’ issue ofThe Daily Maroon ‘The Campus Fifteen’With Friar Acts toGo On Air Thursday“The Campus Fifteen,” a groupwhich Mack Evans considers a wor¬thy nucleus for a new glee club, isto broadcast a group of songs overWLS tomorrow night at eight o’clock.According to Evans, the group metfor the first time last quarter anddecided to organize. “Time and prac¬tice,” says Evans, “cut dowm theoriginal twenty to fifteen.”Public discussion will feature theconference. John Howland Stambaugh, seniorin the University, has been includedin the ten successful students select¬ed in the nationwide search conduct¬ed by the First National PicturesCorporation for collegiate movie tal¬ent.This is the third elmination con¬test from which Stambaugh hasemerged, the first preliminaries be¬ing held April 20. The selectionswere then weeded down to forty stu¬dents throughout the country andthe ultimate ten emanated from thisgroup. A combined jury of news¬paper representatives and the salesdepartment of the First NationalPictures Corporation acted as judges.Gets ContractAn eight weeks’ contract at fiftydollars per week will await Stam¬baugh when he leaves for Burbank,Cal., the home of the First NationalStudios. There is also a possibilityof still more lucrative remunerationif success attends the attempt of thepotential celebrity.Responsibility also accompaniesthis opportunity contract as JohnMcCormick, general manager of theWest Coast Production of the stu¬dios point out, “Each of the ten menwho have been selected has also agreat responsibility because to themillions upon millions of motion pic¬ture fans throughout the world theseten will represent the flower ofAmerican manhood.”Stambaugh has been prominent incampus dramatic circles. He is nowacting one of the leads in Black¬friars and has been in that organiza¬tion for the past three years. A mem-(Continued on page 2)FRESHMAN WOMENELECT ORGANIZINGCOMMITTEE OF SIXA committee of six members ofthis year’s Freshman Women’s clubwill be elected to organize nextyear’s club at a bridge party tomor¬row at 3 in Ida Noyes hall.The candidates are: MurielParker, Betty Galt, Clair Da¬vis, Marianna Irwin, Rosalind Hamm,Frances Holmes, Margaret Newton,Frances Bennet, Catherine Scott andDorothy Byrnes.Y. W. DONATES GIFTTO FRIENDSHIP FUNDFifty dollars for the Student’sFiendship Fund was subscribed bythe First Cabinet of Y. W. C. A. Thefund is used for the assistance andrelief of students in foreign coun¬tries.The Cabinet also voted to con¬tribute ten dollars to the ChicagoGirl Reserves to send a girl delin¬quent to Millhurst Camp for a weekthis summer.Illinois Probation Officers HoldMid-Year Meeting At Ida NoyesMembers of the Illinois ProbationOfficers Association are guests ofthe School of Social Service Admin¬istration at their midyear meeting.The convention opened yesterday at9 in Ida Noyes hall and closes todayat 4.The four general topics for discus¬sion are “The Meaning of Punish¬ment,” “Echoes from the Conferenceon Social Work,” “The Sources of Delinquency,” and “Economy and Ef¬ficiency in Probation.” Prominentspeakers include Jane Adams, found¬er of Hull house, Mrs. ElizabethMann, president of the ProbationOfficers Association and the Honor¬able Mary M. Bartelme, judge of theChicago Juvenile court.Tours through the campus, theSouth Parks, Hull house are includedin the conference program.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1927T€J)e Bail? JJlaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.__ Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Marooi^ expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn.. News EditorA1 Widdifield. News EditorLeo Stone. Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen Feature EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdi&es Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore EditorHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris...Fred KretschmerRobert MasseyHubard LovewellRalph StittJoseph KlitzerRobert Fisher.Robert KleinMyron Fulrath/Jack Me Brady .'...Wallace Nelson Advertising ManagerCirculation ManagerAuditor •Office Manager..Classified Adv. ManagerNational Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore Assistant Stambaugh, FriarSatelite to GetMovie Contract(Continued from page 1)ber of Delt. Kap. Epsilon he is presi¬dent of the University Dramatic as¬sociation and of Tower Players, Hewill not be graduated in June as hewas not in residence durin gthe win¬ter quarter due to illness. If success¬ful, he states, he will not return forhis degree. lege football is now being waggedby its tail and is due for a flop.And all the rest have their com¬ments to make on collegians andcollegiate life . . . Frank Swinner-ton, Clarence Darrow, Cecil B. De-Mille, Ellis Parker Butler, Frank R.Adams, Walter Sargent, T. V. Smith,Oswald Garrison Villard, Dr. FrankCrane and even more notables havewritten for the Celebrities numberof The Daily Maroon.THE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative inand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus. undergraduate activity Big Celebrities NumberOut Tuesday, May 3(Continued from page 1)cal of college atmosphere. Zona Galeauthor of “Miss Lulu Bett” and“Faint Perfume” discusses “Youth”in the style of one of America’smost distinguished writers.Edgar Rice Burroghs, creator ofTarzan, writes of his brain child anddeclares that Tarzan is a figment ofhis imgination. William Allen White,editor of the Emporia Gazette, in his“Bye, Bye Football” states that col- Plan Big ParadeFor Track Men(Continued from page 1)As the plans now stand, the par¬ade will start on Friday, June 3, at7 from the Alpha Delta Phi houseand will end at Mandel hall in timefor the vaudeville, after winding itsway around campus and the vicinityof the University. A silver cup willbe awarded the organization ajudg-ed to have the most attractive float.Further plans for the decorationof floats will be discussed at ameeting of the delegates from theorganizations, Friday at 12 in Cobb110.INTELLIGENT RUSHING FOR WOMENTHE NEW RUSHING arrangement adopted by the FederatedWomen’s clubs is, perhaps, a slight improvement over theplan of former years in that it conserves time. It has, however,its disadvantages. It does not allow the clubs to be selective, andit does not give the rushees a fair opportunity to pick their clubsisters. The lieniency of the rules is a liberal gesture, and, atthis time, when such gestures are very much in vogue, it seemsvery appropriate.The Daily Maroon believes that the Federated Women’s clubshave not hit upon the best possible plan. We advocate second quar¬ter rushing for women. This does away with both of the distaste¬ful characteristics of the former and the adopted plan. If Wom¬en’s rushing wras to begin January 1, we would have intelligentselections. The freshmen would be thoroughly oriented andthe clubs would have had the opportunity to look over the aggre¬gation for their types. Also, women’s rushing would not interferewith the fraternity grab-bag Rushing under the best of condi¬tions is somewhat of a chance proposition, hut when carried onfor a short “pre-natal” week it assumes the proportions of aMunn-Lewis catch-as-catch-can grappling match.THE DAILY MAROON FUNCTIONSATEXT TUESDAY MORNING THE Celebrities Number of TheDaily Maroon, which has been brewing for two months inthe Maroon office, will appear on the University campus. It shouldfind an interested audience.This very special edition is the result of the staff’s verybest and hardest work, although the vast number of featuresby “Celebrities,” many of whom have neVer even seen the Uni¬versity campus, may give the more naive inspector the impressionthat The Daily Maroon’s part in the edition is confined to letter¬writing and make-up. This is not the case. We have workedhard and long to produce our best, a best which we believe equal tothat of any college paper in the country.THE CLASS GIFT, ’27QENIOR CLASSES, for some reason difficult to understand,feel a gift-giving urge about the time they are beginningto notice that there are gargoyles on Harper Memorial. Classgifts in the past have been little more than monuments on whichto carve the apostrophied numeral—benches which no one sitson, fountains which no one looks at and clocks which don’t run.This year’s class has done the intelligent thing; it has let theuniversity administration decide what the university best canuse. And the university administration has done the intelligentthing; it has decided to devote the gift energy to distinguishedprofessorship awards. Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00 <This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, PresidentWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres.C A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres.B. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. V. R. ANDERSON, CashierERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierHOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierD. F. McDONALD, Asst. 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Don’t missany of it, the dizzylights and party-coloredfrocks; stepping to thefrenzied blare of saxo¬phones; senses tinglingwith being alive and inthe midst of it all. Andnext day—instructors whoare likable but exacting.To get the most out of college you must befull of vitality, must have every nerve andmuscle working full time. Right food is thekey to it. The Shredded Wheat habit willhelp you to make mind and body alert andthrow off the poisons that bring sluggish¬ness. You’ll like it, too. It’s appetizingeaten half a hundred ways; smothered infruit and cream or toasted with butterand hot milk are just two of them.THE SHREDDED WHEAT COMPANYNiagara Falls, N. Y.SHREDDEDWHEATMAKE IT A DAILY HABITHIUT||H|"mil""1"mpmr%Carnival Preliminaries beginat 3:30 today. Closing games of ball sea¬son near at hand.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1927OUTDOOR CARNIVAL GETS UNDER WAYMAROON NINE PLAY AT N. U. TODAYCRISLER TAKES TEAM TO NORTH SHOREDIAMOND FOR RETURN BLOOD-BATTLEOnly Two ConferenceGames Left ForLocalsIf there’s a Maroon Cheerleaderin the crowd at Northwestern thisafternoon he might use his ingen¬uity to pit the Chicago baseballteam against the Wildcats with a“Do It Now” yell. Only two chancesremain for the Crislermen to wintheir second Big Ten game of theyear and today’s chance is probablythe better of the two. The ancientrivalry and traditionally close gamesbetween the contesting teams as¬sures this chance . Northwestern wontne game here 10 to 7 a little whilehack after the locals had held a 6to 5 lead till a disastrous eighth inn¬ing rally spoiled things.Moundmin UncertainFritz was undecided yesterday asto his pitching choice, a highly im¬portant factor in today’s blood bat¬tle. Either Kaplan or Macklind oreven Zimmerman should the latterbecome eligible in time, may get thecail to face the heavy-hitting Wild¬cats who so rudely disregarded allfence boundries of the local lot inthe game here. The Purple lineupincludes several .300 hitters whohave carried Northwestern through afairly successful year with fivegames won and four lost to date. REMAINING GAMESMay 25—Chicago at Northwest¬ern.June 1—Waseda at Chicago.June 2—Waseda at Chicago.June 4—Chicago at Wisconsin.June 7—Waseda at Chicago.This gives the Purple a chancefor .first division honors and as aresult today’s scrap will be especial¬ly tough picking for the Maroons.The local mound-man may have towalk a couple or so of the more dan¬gerous Wildcat Willow-Wielders suchas Johnsos, Vanderberg, Wiel, andKempf, and then fan out the restI in order to tame them.Busk Week for LocalsTomorrow the Maroons play theFrosh in a regular game, and Fri-; day and Saturday they meet indus¬trial teams to keep in trim for the1 Waseda, Japan team which comesMidwyward to open the Internation¬al series next Tuesday. The finalConference game will be played atMadison on June 4th.VARSITY-FROSH EVENTS3 :50—50-yard dash.4:15—100 yard dash.4:25—125 yard high hurdles.4:40—200 yard dash.3:40—high jump.Final today in the high jump.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 03rd St. Td. Hyde Park 3080Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewprivate lessons, day or evening. Privatelessons given in a closed room.Lady or Gentleman Instructors. <DBK Official CollegeFRATERNITYdewelryBacges-Rinjfs-HovelliesWARREN PIPER AGO31 N. STATE ST.t0Have you seen the announcementof the $30,000 Coca-Cola prize con¬test-out this month in the follow¬ing magazines?The Saturday Evening Post. .May 7Literary Digest May 14Collier’s Weekly. May 21Liberty May 14Life May 5Keep your eyes open to Coca-Cola adver¬tising for the next three months—in thesemagazines, many newspapers, posters and% outdoor walls and signs; in the displays indealers’ show windows and in soda fountainand refreshment stand decorations.Follow this contest and win a prize of realcash.The Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta, Ga. Mediocrity AgainCharacterizes BigTen Tennis MeetThe Big Ten’s best will competehere Thursday, Friday and Saturdayin tennis, the sport in which the leastdemands are put on the spectatorwho can remain unruffled except foran occasional handclap, and thatonly if he feels so inclined.The white ball punchers are, likelast year, again a pretty mediocrelot. O’Connel of Illinois, last year’s‘singles champion, is outstanding onlybecause the rest are rather miserable.Despite the mediocrity of play itwill, at least be close and hard foughtfor Place of the local outfit, Shayof Minnesota, Barton and Goldsmithof Michigan, Boldenweck of Wiscon¬sin are of about the same caliber, and0‘Connel is not, by far, head overheels better than they.We will be that before the tourna¬ment is a set old some loyal Chica¬goan will say, “Oh, if Lott was onlyin there. What wouldn’t . . .NOTABLES OFFICIATEAT TITLE MEETMadison, Wis., May 25.—Amongthe outstanding persons who will of¬ficiate at the Western Conferencetrack and field championships hereSaturday will be Glenn Frank, Presi¬dent of the University of Wisconsin j''*Knute Rockne, Notre Dame; Dr. J.W. Wilce, Ohio State; Kenneth L.Wilce, Ohio State; Kenneth L. Wil¬son, Purple Athletic Chief; FrankFoss, Chicago Athletic Club. Theroster of officials totals 51, all ofwhom are well known.SIX DAY RUSHING ADOPTED(Continued from page 1)Tentative rushing rules as sub¬mitted to the clubs for voting Mon¬day night have been simplified. Aclub may have any number of dateswith a rushee, but no more than twoahead. This has been planned toeliminate the number of brokendates. The old two minute rule hasbeen abolished. Summer rushing issanctioned providing there are 310-more than four club women on adate. Final party bids must be inFriday, instead of Wednesday asformerly. Twenty-Seven WomenRacqueteers CompleteTwenty-seven University wom¬en are entered in the W. A. A.tennis tournament and seven willcompete for the golf champion¬ship. Madi Bacon, last year’s run¬ner-up in tennis and this season’sfavorite advanced into the secondround by virtue of a bye. No oneyet has “a leg” on the silver cupwhich must be won three times insuccession to become a permanenttrophy.SEND INVITES TOPREP NET STARSLocal and Suburban HighSchools Asked toMeetInvitations have been mailed to allChicago and suburban high schoolsfor participation in the University'sInterscholastic Tennis Tournamentwhich is to be held on the varsitycourts the last day in May and thefirst three days in June.Hyde Park FavoredThis tournament has annuallybeen one of the ranking contestsheld in the middle west for prepschools players. Last year Hyde Parktook most of the honors with Rex-inger beating Budd, his team mateand now one of the best freshmanplayers in the school, for the cham¬pionship. According to the strengthexhibited thus far in the season twomen from the same school, Turnerand Heymen, winner and runner-upin the Illini tournament, look as pos¬sible finalists. The University Highdoubles team, led by Paul Stagg,winners in the down-state tourna¬ment, will make a strong bid for thetitle.Limit EntriesEach school is limited to 8 singlesplayers and 4 doubles teams. Win¬ners and runners up in both singlesand doubles will receive gold medals,semi-finalists silver medals, and thosereaching the quarter finals will getbronze medals. Tom Armstrong is incharge of the meet.Ybu wouldn’tbelieve itcould beso creamy !TJRESH pure milk with all its cream goes^ into Nestle’s until it’s the richest in creamof all milk chocolates! That’s why Nestle’sis the favorite with all who love a velvetymellow flavor! In 5^ and 10^ bars, plain orwith crisp toasted almonds* RUN PRELIMINARIES TO ANNUAL SPRINGMEET AT STAGG FIELD THIS AFTERNOONThree Hundred IntramuralAthletes Compete InTrack ClassicWith a record entry of 300 theI. M. Outdoor Athletic Carnival willopen today at 3:30. The gun willstart the first event at 3:40 sharp.The last event on the day’s bill is'the half mile relay which is slatedfor 4:50 and if the meet is run onscheduled time the day’s eventsshould be over by five o’clock. Thefinals in all but the field events willbe run tomorrow.Five Place*s CountAn elaborate system of point scor¬ing and an attractive list of trophiesare explained in a set of mimeo¬graphed sheets sent to every sportsmanager. Points will be awarded forthe first five places in each event.These points count for the organiza¬tions in their yearly race; they countfor the individual toward his parti¬cipation score for the year and to¬ward the prize awarded to high pointman for the Carnival.Many TrophiesThe trophies will be on exhibit dur¬ing the meet. They consist of threestatues, gold, silver and bronze,which will go to the organizationsfinishing first, second and third, agold medal for the high point man,and gold, silver and bronze medal-lettes fop first, second and thirdplaces in each event.Individual favorites are an un¬known quantity, but Delta Upsilonand Sigma Chi due to their showingin the winter indoor carnival, arefavored for team honors.INTRAMURAL EVENTSTrack Events3:40—=50 yard dash.4:00—440 yard run (heats).4:10—120 yard low'hurdles.4:20—100 yard dash.4:30-r-200 yard dash.4:50—1-2 mile relay.Field Events3:40—High jump.3:50—Shot put.4:00—Broad jump.Finals today in the field events. Macs, Kappa-Nu, Favored InSemi-Final Ball TiltsAt Noon TodayKappa Nu will clash with Phi Gam¬ma Delta and the Macs will battleSigma Nu at 12:15 p. m. today inan effort to reach the finals of theIntramural ball competition. The tiltsare expected to be the best played sofar this season. They will be playedat the Cottage Grove and 60th Streetdiamonds. The final game will beplayed in conjunction with the Car¬nival Finals Thursday.Macs Sigma NuB. Lerner, ssE. Bishop, lbSheer, cHill, 3bGoodman, pGrossman, IfL. Lerner, cfFetheimer, ssGordon, 2bMcKenzie, rf Percy, cWidman, ssKoerber, lbMarks, cfBarker, pBryan, rfMills, ‘2bFickle, IfSchmidt, 3bWith Goodman, who is undoubted¬ly the best hurler in the I. M. loop,in the box, the Macs are expected todefeat Sigma Nu without much trou¬ble. Goodman has hurled a no-hitgame and, to date, has been victori¬ous in every game in which he hastaken part.Kappa Nu vs. Phi Gamma DeltaGettleman, 3bKutner, cfKlaff, pStone, 2bStackler, cBahcall, ssBarton, lbNathanson, IfWexler, rf vonAmmon.cO'Hara, rfAnderson, cfMcCormack, 1 sSchulz, 3bRiddle, IfMcMullen, 1 bOlwin, 2bMarx, pHarshe, rsKappa Nu is favored to down thePhi Gam’s and enter the finals.Klaff is, by far, a better hurler thanMarx. The favorites are heavy-hit¬ting, fast-fielding outfit and, to date,have not lost a game. The Phi Gamaggregation lost one tilt to Phi Kap¬pa Si^ma and defeated that groupin a return gme by the score of 13to 11.Unusual SummerWork'M\wI is 3 men, if qualified, will be selectedfor summer sales work with anational manufacturer. Will aver¬age $75.00 per week. Not can¬vassing or real estate. Referencesrequired.See or call<4 H i tW1 I Jimmy Cusackat the Phi Psi House.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E 55th Street STUDIOS 1515 W. lOfled StHyde Park 0960 Bavertp MM___ . ■ -... *■ • • . ....., ...,,.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 1927 0rtiejyhisflePHILLIPICWhen things are going badAnd the Business Boys feel mad—Cut the Whistle!When their love affairs have sunkOr they’re fearing for a flunkOr their dinners tasted punkOr they missed out on a drunkKill the Whistle!In their own sadistic wayThey enjoy the nasty playOf breaking up the quips of whichwe’re proud—But in the coming yearsAs in answer to our tearsEach Whistle will appear in its dreadshroud—To revile them,And to taunt ’em—To defile themAnd to haunt ’em—And if the Editor and the Businessmanager and the AdvertisingDepartment and the MakeupMan Don’t Like This, They CanGo Soak Their Heads! For it is summer in the cityAnd people sweat and complain invulgartones ofhow their undergarments cling, andfor the greener places wherehow their feet seem leaden and a ru¬fouscrickets do not hesitate.—Pete sity Avenue. Large, light airy roomson the campus. Reasonable.WANTED—Position as housekeep¬er for fraternity. Can give best ofreferences. Telephone Austin 6973.GRADUATION draws ever near¬er. If this weather keeps up the Se¬niors will have to observe the oldtradition in black slickers!—TERRIBLE TURKTHE first editor of the Phoenix,Robert Collins, takes the role of theproud father in announcing the birthof the first child to be born to aPhoenix alumnus. Still kidding!TO PATSlender—well, perhapsA bit too thinFor slenderness—Red hair and tangerine lips clash—Penciled eyelids are pretty disguise,But paint wears off and revealsA child—playing at grown-up games.—MelCAMPUS FABLE—Number 6064Once two fraternity men werestanding at the entrance to CobbHall. Outside the rain was pouringdown in relentless torrents. “Ohmy,” said one of the fraternity men,“I don’t see how we will be able toget to the house without gettingall wet.”“I have an idea,” said the otherfraternity man, “I will call up thehouse and fix matters.”And so the fraternity man wentinto the telephone booth and droppedhis own nickel into the box and ask¬ed for the house number. Immediate¬ly the phone on the other side wasanswered—“Hello.”“Hello,” said the fraternity man,“won’t somebody come over and getus out of the rain?”“Surely,” said the fellow at thehouse.And a few minutes later one ofthe boys drove up in his car and tookthem back to the house.-Half-PintGREENER PLACESThe air is heavy . . . pungent likedamp hair,fielled with a hundred odors—theleafing trees,The dust of the streetWhere blunt-nosed trucks hesitatebeneath the elevatedsAnd chirp brashly like iron-boweledcrickets.TOWER63BD AND BLACKSTONE(9'Up8rVCAJJTV(5AJ\jCAJjJCVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayI-ARGAIN IMATINEES 1 DAILY f AlHJLlS30c| JUST THE PUCE TO SPEND 11 AN AFTERNOON OR EMSNM6 |IF YOU ARE HUNGRYCall at5650 ELLIS AVE.Home Cooking - - - - - 35c CLASSIFIED ADSMEN!—An exceptional opportun¬ity for summer employment. Call atthe University of Chicago Employ¬ment bureau TODAY, Wednesday,May 25th from 11 to 3. 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