®f)t Bath? jHaroon “Plastered i nParis held bestshow yet.Vol. 27. No. 125. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 24, 1927WHAT of IT?ycaoflpe HOHfiENSTEf^ CAMPUS ACCLAIMS “PLASTERED IN PARIS”“The best Blackfriars show since“The Naughty Nineties” has finallybecome a reality. Everybody agreesto that. The three audiences thathave seen the performances so farhave gone home happy to the suburbsSweating cheerfully and with con¬tentment written all over expansivecountenances, they have plodded outof Mandel, so well pleased with thecharade, indeed, that they even car¬ried home their programs. And thatis a phenomenon! that has not beenwitnessed for lo! these many years.The producer, Mr. Hamilton Cole¬man, finds sunlight in his heart, theshow is even all right from his cri¬tical point of view. The author, Mr.Nelson Fuqua, back at his desk in thebrokerage after a week’s vacationwatching his show turn into a showat the end of that hectic week, some¬how finds the columns of figures thatenlighten his day easier to add up.The Abbot, Mr. Phil Watrous, is busychecking over his counts of three rec¬ord houses. It would not be toomuch to say that all God's childungot wings,, or whatever they shouldhave in such a situation.* ‘ * * .And rightly so. Mr. Watrous hasclimaxed a strenuous year seeingthings come to a head. Mr. Fuqua,after four unsuccessful attempts,has finally got a show through—andafter an Eight Labor like writingfive Blackfriars shows, who can saythat his contentment is not earned?And Mr. Coleman, ending up four¬teen years as the Blackfriars di¬rector, finds it easier to break his ac¬tive associations with a place that(he admits) has become closer thana thorough dislike for open displayof sentiment would allow him td say,with p final show that clicks in everyway. For "Plastered in Paris” cer¬tainly does all of that. It’s a goodshow. Even such a professionallysoured critic as myself admits it’s agod show—without even the custom¬ary reservation of ”... . for a Black¬friars show.” TELL VISITORS! Al Irwin Sprouts to Victory inThere are some who are willing togo even beyond all this in givingtheir three cheers for the currentFriars offering. Such a one is thegenial Prof. Linn, who wrote theshow from which all the “best showssince. ...” date—the nated “Naugh¬ty Nineties.” Prof. Linn’s produc¬tion was put on in Mandel in 1919.It was the first Friars offering I eversaw, and maybe it was the fact thatI saw the show through the rose-col-order glasses of a high school fresh¬man that made me think that “TheNaughty Nineties” was at least a lit-,tie bit better than any other Black¬friars show ever.would be. But hereis Mr. Linn rising out of his seatat the d^op of the final curtain atthe opening night and shouting backto Nels Fuqua, “Nelson, it’s an aw¬fully good show. It’s a LOT betterthan ‘The Naughty Nineties'.” Per¬haps the Professor was a little moreemphatic than I make him out, butthat is his business, and anyway Ivoice what was substantially hisstand. It was, I think, no false mod¬esty that made Prof. Linn bow thethe latest king gracefully to the cen¬ter of the stage. I am quite surehe was sincere about it. Still, I don’tquite agree with him. “Plastered inParis” was a darned good show.But for me there will only be one“Naughty Nineties” ever, and oneLouie Tilden with his piano-accc**-dion.What will happen now that Cole¬man is through and Fuqua has writ¬ten his fifth show and probably willretire to the quiet of stocks andbonds remains to be seen. Keutzerand Watrous and Kreines and a lotof the others that made “Plasteredin Paris” what it was, whether theywere out in the light or back inthe shadow, also pass on, and thestage is left bare for whatever maycome. OF UNIVERSITYIN PROSPECTUSMeyer Plans MagazineTo Be PresentedTo Prep StarsIn order to acquaint the hundredsof prep athletes who will be at theUniversity Track Interscholastics, onJune 3 and 4, with the entire back¬ground of the campus life and curri¬cula, John Meyer, chairman of theW. G. I., has announced his plans ofediting a general propectus of theUniversity, to be issued in magazineform to these prep visitors upontheir arrival here for the meet.According to Meyer’s plans, notonly will these pamphlets be distrib¬uted at the track interscholastic, inthe future but they will be given toall entering, as well as prospectivefreshmen. Efforts have been made bythe magazine committee to assem¬ble in one pamphlet as much inform¬ation about the University as anyfreshmen would care to know or belikely to inquire about.Divide MaterialThe various descriptions and de¬tails in the magazine fall under twomain heads :those concerning the ad¬ministration ,and those about the undergraduate activities. In the firstdivision are articles dealing with thehistory of the University, the aca¬demic standings, the faculty members, and a discussion of the alumni,alumni.Under the section devoted to un¬dergraduate activities, there will bephotos of well-known campus scenes,objects and buildings, and articlesgiving a resume of such student activities as athletics, the Daily Ma¬roon, women’s organizations, thePhoenix, and Blackfriars. Finals of Hair-Raising Classic!We’re virile men at the University!Distancing an unusually strongfield Alan Irwin pushed aside thetape a few hundredeths of an inchahead of his nearest competitor, andreceived the pearly-white shavingmug symbolic of his prowess. Andso, after two weeks of gruelling com¬petition, the senior moustache classiccame to an end.The finals, which were run off lastFriday noon at the “C” bench, werereplete with thrills. A fatal blowwas handed to the bookmakers whohad been favoring Tudor Wilder,when he was penalized for appearingwith a full beard rather than the tra¬ditional natty moustache.From the first report of the gunfired by John Meyer, president of thesenior class, which started the finalheat, until “Doc” Bratfish, peer ofReynolds club barbers and officialjudge, held aloft Irwin’s hand to sig-PROF. PUPIN TALKSHERE IN FIRST OFTHOMAS LECTURESProf. Michael I. Pupin, the authorof “From Immigrant to Inventor,”one of the most widely discussed au¬tobiographies of recent times, andan inventor and physicist of interna¬tional fame, will give the first lec¬ture presented under the auspices ofthe Hiram W. Thomas fund at Man-del Hall on May 26. Prof. Pupin’ssubject will be “Coordination—TheMessage of Science.” Other lecturesin connection with the fund will fol¬low from time to time.FRESHMAN COUNCILMEETS TODAY, NOONThe Freshman class council willhold its last meeting of the year to¬day at 12:10 in Ida Noyes with aluncheon and a business meeting atwhich Dean Boucher will address thecouncil. Everyone on the council isurged to be present.Harriet MonroeIs One Contributorto the Celebrities’ Number whose con¬tribution appears as a word of praisefor one of the Celebrities.Miss Monroe, editor, poet, and an¬thologist, introduces us to GeorgeDillon, associate editor of her maga¬zine, “Poetry.”The list of men and women who in¬troduce us to the Celebrities is as dis¬tinguished as that of the contributorsthemselves.The Daily Maroon SEAT AUDIENCEAT GREEK SING—■ 1 - 1 HOtheij Details Cling ToTradition nify his triumph, the contest washair and hair between Wilder andIrwin, with George Gruskin constant¬ly in the rear.At 12:19 when the most preciseand careful measurements had beentaken, Irwin was declared victor andcarried back to the Phi Gam housein triumph amid the cheers of hisfraternity brothers. Carefully guarded day and night, the cherished mugnow reposes on the Fiji mantle, anobject of veneration and respect andproof of the virility of the seniormen.Senior CommitteeOpens Drive ForClass Gift FundSpectators are to be given thepreference of seats at the Interfrat¬ernity Sing this year. Instead of hav¬ing the fraternity men sit in Hutch¬inson court, after singing, they willmarch out, leaving all of the roomfor guests.Detailed plans have been made forthe management of the 1927 sing,which is to be held on June 11 at 8.A band concert has been arrangedto start at 7:30. The plans for thisyear are not greatly different from(Continued on page 2) Solicitors for the Senior class giftto the Ernest DeWitt Burton Mem¬orial will meet tonight at 6 for din¬ner in Hutchinson commons. Thenames of three hundred and fortyseniors who have not yet contributedwill be given to the solicitors.The committee members are EstherCook, Betty Graham, Kathleen Stew¬art, Frances Lawton, Allis Graham,Mprjorie Cooper, Dorothy Kennedy,Hanah Johnson, Frances Redman,Ruth Burtis, Helen Palmer, VirginiaGartside, Joy Veazey, Ruth Daniel,Mafgaret Nelson, Marcia Wallace,Louise Sheldon.Gordon Ebert, Leo Stone, JerryGreenberg, Wendell Bennett, JohnMeyer, John Howe, Charles Cowan,Milton Kreines, Walter Williamson,Gifford Hitz, Henry Sackett, HaroldSchwede, Alan Irwin, James Webster,John Allison, Allan Gifford, BenGoble, George Widman, RobertMarkley, Joe Barron, Demer Lee,Tom Paul. COLEMAN’S FINAL BLACKFRIARSPRODUCTION WINS CRITICS’PRAISE AS GREATEST SHOWProducer ConcedesCredit to Students“Until this year ‘Naughty Nine¬ties’, written by Mr. Linn, wasconsidered the best Blackfriarshow ever produced,” said J. Ham¬ilton Coleman, producer of ourshows for thirteen years, in an in¬terview yesterday. “After the per¬formance Friday night Mr. Linnhimself told me that he thought‘Plastered in Paris’ a jreatershow.“I myself think it the best en¬tertainment any college has everproduced and the boys themselvesdeserve the real credit for the suc¬cess of the show.“Blackfriars has a great futureahead of it as an undergraduateorganixtion. This show is the lastI am coaching and I hate to leave.But 1’U be with the boys in spiritand help them out any way I pos¬sibly can.”Fast Gale StrikesCampus, Rips TreesTravelling at a mile-a-minute clip,a young cloudburst descended uponthe University at noon yesterday.The strong wind, maintaining anaverage velocity of 51 miles an hourfor a period of five minutes and of¬ten exceeding that, wrecked sevenlarge window panes and a panelled(Continued on page 2) HONOR WALLACE ATFEDERATION DINNERFay Millard, a former chairman offederation, and Kathryn Rose, pres¬ent chairman, will give a word ofappreciation and farewell to MissElizabeth Wallace, faculty advisor ofthe organization, at a dinner to begiven in her honor tomorrow at 6:30in the north reception room of IdaNoyes hall.Miss Wallace’s resignation fromthe University takes effect at the endof the quarter. INAUGURATE NEWCHAPEL_P0LICYPresident Sees IncreaseIn AttendanceVoluntary student participation inreligious services, instead of compul¬sory chapel, will go into effect todaywith the regular services conductedeach week from Tuesday to Fridayby the Divinity school open to un¬dergraduates. The services will beheld in Bond chapel, from 12 to12:20. Edgar J. Goodspeed will con¬duct the services today.The university, says President Ma¬son in deciding to make chapel at¬tendance voluntary, believed thatthere would be no dimunition of re¬ligious interest.Entertain Stars Of“The Barker” at TeaMarjorie Wood, Richard Bennet,and Owen Davis Jr., who play lead¬ing roles in “The Barker” now at theBlackstone theatre, will be guests attea to be given by the UniversityDramatic association today at 4:30 inthe Reynolds club theatre.Breasted, Tanned by Egyptian Sun, Tells StoryOf Rosenwald Library at Luxot, Claims Aim IsTo Find Basis of Study of Earlier CivilizationsBy Louis Eugel and J. J. SteinNow tanned by a five months’ so¬journ under the burning Egyptiansun Professor James Henry Breastedyesterday enthusiastically narratedhis work in connection with the Ros¬enwald Museum in Luxor and his in¬vestigations of the conditions of thefive expeditions maintained in Egyptand the Near East by the* Orientalinstitute of the University, of whichhe is the director.“Our primary concern has notbeen museum pieces,” Prof. Breasteddeclared, “but the collection of evi¬dence on which a study of the earliercivilization can be based. The Insti¬tute is the first in the field with suchscientific purpose, and also thefirst to obtain funds for such work,John D. Rockefeller, Jr., having en¬dowed the Institute for such a pur¬pose.‘The opening of Rosenwald li¬ brary, at Luxor has already made ourheadquarters there the center ire-search on the part of all expeditionscarrying on exploration in the sur¬rounding territory. Through the col¬lection of the records there Will begreat strides in the unfolding of thehistory of these old civilization*.”The Rosenwald Library, withwhose construction and outfitting Dr.Breasted has been deeply* concernedduring this last trip, is aft outpost ofthe University of Chicago, Its erec¬tion has been made possible throughthe gifts of Julius Rosenwald. Thenew building has been admirablyfurnished by Dr. Abrahapi Flexnerof New York. ( ( ^A great deal of the five months’trip has been devoted to fhe 'dfediph-ering of the hieroglyphics and otljerinscriptions on the crumbling wallsof the great temple of Medinet Habuat ancient Thebes, now opposite mod¬ ern Luxor.After a life time of work amongthe ruins Dr. Breasted has now de¬vised a process for a more adequatepreservation of the valuable inscrip¬tions. Older records made by ex¬peditions have been inaccurate; van¬dalism by the ruthless natives andnatural decay have been destroyingpricesless records, which the Egyp¬tologist now hopes save.One of the most interesting phasesof the work is being carried on byan expedition in northeastern Afri¬ca which is making a survey of theprehistoric ancestors of the old Egyp¬tians. The work in all five fields pro¬gresses only in a slow, painstakingfashion; for the discovery, interpre¬tation, and recording of each min¬ute inscription is a long involvedprocess, requiring the patient andexhausting labor of many skilledmen. Frankenstein Sees TrueAtmosphere inFuqua BookBy Alfred V. FrankensteinThe writer’s chief claim to com¬petency in reviewing “Plastered inParis” is that he had the privilegeof killing time at the Cafe des DeuxMagots with Nelson Fuqua when Fu¬qua was getting the material for■this year’s Blackfriars’ show, and in¬cidentally earning his living in atourist office in Parfe. At the Cafedu Dom, or the Cafe Rotonde, orat any of the other Latin quartervermouth parlors there is much at¬mosphere. Half educated intelligen-zia from all over the world sit, andsit, and the manner of their sittingtells the world “We are Atmospherewith a big A.”At the Deux Magots (“wet smack”is the nearest English to ‘magot,”it seems) it is different. The atmo¬sphere there is carried in the skullof each of the sippers and sitters.It was here, it is rumored, that Os¬car Wilde once borrowed a matchfrom a waiter. Here, ’tis said, Ger¬trude Stein once retired to the ladieswashroom to repair a rent in herstocking. Here the rumors tells us,James Abbott McNeil Whistler madean epigram, (it was not a very goodepigram to be sure, but still an epi¬gram, and made by Whistler).George Antheil, according to thedopesters, came here for a cup of(Continued on page 2)KIWANIANS PRESENTGIFT OF MONEY TOSTUDENT LOAN FUNDFifteen hundred dollars was pre¬sented to President Max Mason at adinner given by the Woodlawn Ki-wanis Club last week. The banquetwas held at the Shoreland Hotel, R.Cooper, the president of the club andClinton G. Rood, secretary, were incharge.The gift was presented to Presi¬dent Mason by Arthur Fleming, whostated that the money was to beused for a student loan fund at theUniversity.MIRROR BOARDS TOMEET WITH O’HARAMr. Frank H. O'Hara, director ofstudent activities and Mrs. ThomasO'Hara will receive members of theold board and the newly electedstaff of the Mirror at a meeting to¬morrow at 3:30 in room 52, Hitch¬cock hall. Plans for next year’s workand ideas for the third annual pro¬duction will be discussed and form¬ulated.‘Aleck’ Johnson ToDiscuss Executives_______ tDr. Alexander Johnson, betterknown in the field of social servicework as “Uncle Aleck,” will give alecture under the auspices of theGraduate School of Social ServiceAdministration today at 7 in Classics26. He will speak on “The Executiveand the Board of Trustees.” Dr.Johnson is consulting secretary ofthe national Conference of SpcialWork.The school of Social Service Ad¬ministration will be the host at theannual meeting of the Illinois Proba¬tion Officers association at Ida Noyeshall. *Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 24, 1927JBatlp jWaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906runder the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 rings .Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTNews Editor Charles J. Harris.™. Advertising ManagerNews Editor Fred Kretschmer — Circulation ManagerAi Widdifield News EditorWhistle Editor .. ..AuditorAssistant Office ManagerHubard LovewellMadge Child Junior EditorBetty McGeeVictor RoterusRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorDay Editor Joseph KlitzerRobert Fisher ...National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantB. J. Green Day EditorDay Editor Myron FulrathDay EditorSophomore Editor Jack McBrady Sophomore AssistantSophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor Wallace NelsonTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITYL Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.*2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.A GOOD SHOWIT IS ONLY too often that this column is devoted to derogatoryremarks concerning some campus custom, institution or in¬novation. With three Blackfriar performances for the 1927 sea¬son in the process of forming history, we find that we have some¬thing on campus that we can praise to the skies, something trulyworthy of the University.Not that we are dramatic critics. Far from it. But we havelistened to those who are critics and our opinions have been con¬firmed. For instance, James Weber Linn, author of the “NaughtyNineties,” has enthusiastically endorsed the present show. More¬over Mr. Linn not only endorsed the current show, but statedthat up to last year the “Naughty Nineties” was the “best Black¬friar show in history,” but with “Plastered in Paris,” it loses itstitle and drops into second place. Which coming from Mr. Linnis saying things.And in addition, we heard two separate individuals remarkthat the presentation was superior to “So Long Susan,” a greathit of the past, and one which ranked with the Linn nonpareil.Specifically speaking, “Culture” and “Back to the Midway,” weregood songs. Hosea MacFarland makes a great Mrs. Tucker andClyde is a charming soubrette.Reflecting upon the merits pf the show, it suddenly strikes usthat Blackfriars never had a better opportunity than this one,wih which to hit the road, never had a more appropriate showand will probably not in the near future have another performancethat has as general an appeal as the 1927 production.PLEASE: ONE MORE FLAGSOMETIME THIS WEEK, the Interscholastic commission willannounce another meeting of fraternity rushing chairmenand will issue an urgent appeal to them to cover the fronts oftheir houses with bright bits of bunting so that the prep lads willfeel that everybody is with them and then the University and thefraternities will gather flocks of good athletes in next,year’sfreshman class.We approve the decoration idea, if its well done, but this half¬hearted stuff that we are in the habit of producing here doesn’t goover. For not an awful lot of money, and for a little ingenuity,and for some work, any fraternity on campus can make its houselook like what it was never intended to be.Recently the Maroon supported the idea that institutions likeVenetian night were highly desirable and things that every gooduniversity should have. We claim the World’s Greatest Interschol¬astic for ourselves and could make it one of those rare occasions.Decorated fraternity houses help loads. Besides just distributinga few yards of bunting over the front portico, local Greeks mightexperiment with the plan of carrying out a genuine plan in theirdecorations, makig competition just a bit keener.As it is, the annual cup goes to some fraternity that has spentabout two dollars more than all the others in its decorating, butwhose house doesn’t look particularly sensational. Having seenwhat Illinois and Wisconsin can do in the way of distributingcolor, we don’t feel enthusiastic when we walk down the campuson the gala occasions and see one out of three or four fraternityhouses decorated, when we know it would look interscholastic asthe devil, if University Avenue was just a line of decorations from56th Street to the Midway. FAST GALE STRIKESCAMPUS, RIPS TREES(Continued from page 1)door in its half hour ramapage. Apoplar tree, more than a foot thick,was blown down at University and58th streets, narrowly missing theCommons truck.The campus was deluged by a driv¬ing torrent that measured .26 inches,according to Mr. P. E. Johnson ofthe U. S. Weather Bureau.SEAT AUDIENCEAT GREEK SING(Continued from page 1)former years, and novelties of allsorts will be barred.Each fraternity will sing a march¬ing song while entering the gardenand one verse of one song while inthe circleCAMPUS ACCLAIMS‘PLASTERED IN PARIS’(Continued from page 1)coffee to settle his stomach after alarge evening. And so it goes.The sitters and sippers thus ap¬proach the Deux Magots as a shrine.The atmosphere is their attitude. Themanner of their sitting says “Thisis Sacre dGround,” with a big S andG.” And around them is the silentwonder of Paris at night, the electricair, the gripping night spirit of thesecond act of “Louise,” and, lastsummer, around them, also, was“Valencia.”I see I have used almost all myspace in writing about Paris and notabout “Plastered in Paris.” That isthe sort of town it is, and also thesort of show. For the city inspiresto lyric strains, in its dark and lur¬ing ways, and the play, in its urbaneinsolence is only to be seen, not cap¬tured in a review.What should one say in covering“Plastered in Paris?” That the trioof Armenians reminded him of thetrio of Chinamen in “Turandot.”thereby demonstrating his sophisti¬cation by referring to an opera thathas not been done in this city? Orthat So and So of the cast is asgood as So and So of another show?Scarcely should noe do either. Sev¬eral facets of the performance ap¬pealed to this writer and I set themdown for what they are worth.The best music in “Plastered inParis” was written by George Jones,who composed the Armenian numberand the old clothes man number.There is a sense of style, a senseof the fitness of words to music, inthese two songs that the others lack.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SnecialtyMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY46-hopb on the State-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargftin Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago."Y^cHI-CAGOATOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONE(D'lbhcAjum, (SajvojuJc,VAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete Chai^akOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY’S?JUST THE FLACS TO SPEND3NOONOR EVENINGAN AFTER* There is also a precious originality.One feels that these two tunes couldnot have been by George Gershwinor Irving Berlin (ne Izzy Beilin, andif that ne comes out nee somebodyat the Clarke-McElroy plant will bedead tomorrow). What does notmean that “Back to the Midway”and “The Doggone Freshman” andthe others are not the good tunesthat they are.What I like particularly about thebook is the deft laying on of thebladder typical of the lines and sit-utions. It is comedy crossed betweenthe w’oozy modern style of say, Bea¬trice Lillie or Bobby Clark, and thesure fire vaudeville gag. And so itgets over without the insane lilt ofthe one and the straining and-.ERNST-R0Q1LK•6609-tlfiRPER-flVE:• PHONE ■ HyDE-PARfV8262•flRJH-ffiOTOGRflfm wheezing of the other.I never saw better danerne, andthe jazz riot of the last act is aknockout. The scenery and stagingare in accord with the best Ameri¬can traditions, the set of the DeuxMagots resembling the Deux Magotsabout as much as as the Universityof Chicago Coffee Shop.And so the show is a wow. If you haven't seen it, do so at once. Ifyou have, you know all about it andneedn’t have read these foolishwords of praise.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STORE959 E. 55th St. Tel. H. 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THERE'S NOTS A COOGH »N Atf - A a LOArPOld GoldIt's the Smoothest Cigarette... not a cough in a carload20for J t tent*Product of P. Lorillard Co., Bit. 1744‘VJ- ’ff - J'.v> - " : : - >I. M. Carnival plans all setfor great success. 3Tt) 9 *(D(pR;ffa §oon Week end results prove dis¬appointing to fans.t THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 24, 1927GOLF, TENNIS WINS BRING BALM AFTER BAD WEEK - ENDGOPHERS THREATENILL1NI BALL LEAD Record Carnival Entry Of Three;Hundred Insures Success of EventLeaders In PrecariousPositionSTANDINGSIllinois W.. . 7 L.3 Pet..700Minnesota .. 2 1 .667Michigan . . 6 3 .667Iowa . . 4 3 .571Northwestern . . . . . . 5 4 .556Purdue . . 4 4 .556Ohio State .. 5 5 .500Indiana . . 2 6 .250Chicago . . 1 8 .111Illinois, leader of the conferencefor the past month slipped a notchlast week and is now only one-halfgame ahead of the two second placeteams, Michigan and Minnesota. Al¬though the Tllini split even last weekMichigan ran their string of victoriesup to five straight, which put themwithin striking distance of the lead¬ers.While Purdue was downing theMaroons over the week-end, 7-4,Ohio evened up its series with Illi¬nois, winning 5-2, and Indiana turn¬ed in a win over Iowa, 9-3. Sigma Chi and Delta U.Both Enter StrongTeamsThe success of the Third AnnualIntramural Outdoor Carnival, wasvirtually assured yesterday, when,at the closing of the entries it wasfound that twenty-eight organizationshad entered approximately 300 men.These results are most encouragingand the carnival will be the largestever held here. The numbers of theacompeting organizations and men farexceed those of last year.Dope ScarceDope on the possible winners isrelatively scarce, though it is expect¬ed that D. U. and Sig Chi, the twofraternities which tied for the leadin the* winter carnival, will beamong the high point groups. DeltaUpsilon has entered 11 men and Sig¬ma Chi has put 14 men in the com¬petition.These EventsThe carnival will contain tfie foKlowing events: 50 yard dash, onemile run (intramural), 100 yarddash (intramural), 120 yard low hur¬dles (intramural), graduate relay(four men-each running 220 yards), UNIVERSITY MEETATTRACTS SELECTWRESTLING CROWDThe wrestling tournament lastweek-end attracted a small but selectentry of twenty-five for the sixevents. The 125 and 148 poundclasses were most popular with sixand seven entries respectively.Most of the grapplers are menwho will win their numerals or let¬ters this quarter. There were sev¬eral good bouts. Among the bestwere Fisherman-Winfrey, 125, Nar-din-Miller, 135, and Erasmus-Hatow-ski, in the 161 pound class.Complete summary: 125 lb. class:Fisherman, Winfrey, Zimmerman;161 lb. class: Erasmus, Hatowski,Kolodozie; 135 lb. class: Nardin,Miller, Rosenbloom; 178 lb. class:Changnon, Zablem, Yekor; 148 lb.class: Zorno, Mikish, Novick; Heavy¬weight class; Rovens, Greenebaum,Eikenberry.220 yard dash (intramural), one-half mile run (intramural), relayrace (intramural). All events willrun on time.fcx&1,1 ■fiiii, - 1Modern smoking pleasurethat never failsTHE smokers of this age are the mostindependent ever known. Acceptingno hearsay* they have smoked out thefacts. They have learned that thechoicest Turkish and Domestic to¬baccos grown are rolled into Camels,that here is the incomparable blend¬ing for goodness, that Camels simplynever tire the taste.Camel is the cigarette that never'fails to please the modern age. Re¬gardless of how often you want thecomfort of a smoke, of how steadily will never fail you, never give youany but the finest thrill of smokingpleasure. This is why Camel’s popu¬larity, by far the largest in the modernworld, keeps overwhelmingly in thelead. As modern taste becomes moreinsistent upon choice tobaccos, in¬creasing millions discover Camel’s in¬comparable mildness, smoothness andmellowness.If you want the cigarette that’sgood to live with from morn to mid¬night, the one that is the choice of themodern age, "Have a Camel!”you light one after another, CamelR. J, REYNOLDS TOBACCO‘COMPANY, WINSTON.SALEM.. N. C, Freak Tennis ShotClears Net TwiceOne of the most freakish offreak plays took place in a recenttennis match between Wilmer Al¬lison, University of Texas cham¬pion, and Berkley Bell of Austin.In a close ame, Bell employed hischopstroke with so much back spinthat theball lit in Allison’s courtand rebounded back across thenet. Allison, hurdled the net without touching it,' and scored a killfrom Bell’s court. After giving therule books a workout, the judgesawarded the point to Allison.WEEK END CONTESTSEND DISASTROUSLYThree Defeats In Row MarRecordAlthough the ball team lost toPurdue 7-4, the tennis team toMichigan 7-0, the track team to Min¬nesota 93 1-2 to 41 1-2, the golfersnonchalantly swept to a victory onthe cornfields in Iowa, and gave Chi¬cago one victory to brag about Sat¬urday night.Three runs in the eighth inningclinched the game for the Purdu/diamond, club, and gave Macklindand the Maroons another reverse.Brignall got a three-bagger butcouldn’t score. Purdue smacked out11 hits to Chicago’s 11.The Wolverines, undefeated indual meets, took another at Chicago’sexpense. All that can be said is thatPlace and Hudlin came close to win¬ning, but close only counts in horse¬shoes. Michigan thinks they have aright to win the conference here'Thursday, Friday and Saturday.Wednesday the ball team goes toNorthwestern, who have already beat¬en the Maroons once. After thatthey have only one game left; thatwith Wisconsin at Madison June 4.01927 YOUThe Graduating SeniorsAre facing the questionof"WHAT TO DONEXT”Some of you are well fixed; youhave a family business to workwith. It will be to your interestto think about the new develop¬ment, Group Insurance, which willbe a factor of increasing impor¬tance in the relations of yourbusiness to its employees. #Some of you have a decided lent,and are going to follow it. Oneway of making sure that you willfinish the course of life you havechosen is to take advantage ofAnnuity, Endowment, and StraightLife Insurance.Some of you have worked foryour education and must earn asmuch money as you can, as quicklyas possible. The selling of LifeInsurance gives the most andquickest return for hard work; italso offers the greatest freedom fororiginal enterprise. It is not apush-button job. The John Han¬cock is looking for men like youand would like to hea^from you.Write to us in regard to any ofthese points. We shall answerirour inquiries without any ob-igation to you. Address theINQUIRY BUREAU.Ufc rNSimANce Compor tesroM. Mam at a itt a197 Clarendon St., Boston, Mass.If your policy bears the nameJohn Hancock, it is safe andsecure in every way. MAROON NETMEN OVERWHELM OHIO;GOLFERS DOWN ILLINI HANDILYChicago Quartet Takes EasyMatch On WetCourseShooting close to par golf over therain-soaked championship course atOlympia Fields, Chicago’s great golfsome drove home a spectacular 17V4to 614 victory over the crack Illi¬nois team yesterday morning and af¬ternoon. The individual match playof the morning netted the locals a7*4 to i]/2 lead when Bartlett, Gar-ard and Vavra capie into lunch witha margin of victory that more thanoff-set the lone loss of Art Patterson.Add More PointsIn the post-lunch play CaptainsBartlett and Patterson teamed to¬gether to shoot 74 and 73, respective¬ly, while Vavra and Garard with 73and 75 added more points to an al¬ready decisive win.The Naufsau system of match playwas used in the morning rounds,three points being awarded on theeighteen holes—one point to the win¬ner of the first nine, one to the up-man on the in-nine, and one pointto the match winner of the entireeighteen.Fish of the Illinois foursome livedup to his name by playing throughthe water every hole to finn-ish threepoints up on Patterson of the Ma¬roons. Art shot an 82.Team Mates All WinJohnny Bartlett drove out an easywin over Constader to get back thethree points. Johnny was headed fora 75 score but had his match cinchedwithout playing the last three holesso picked up.ANNOUNCE NEW RATEFOR PALOS PARK LODGELouise Mojonnier, house chairman,announces that the rates for week¬end parties at Palos Park Lodge are§3.0,0 fo* members and $5.00 forbers. When there are morethan^jdx people in any one groupthere will be an additional charge of50 cents a person. Reservations maybe' ipade with Miss Mojonnier onWednesdays from 12 to one in thetrophy gallery in Ida Noyes hall. Thepolicy of first come first served willbe fallowed, according to Miss Mo-jonnief.MOSER“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a greatasset.A 1IT.;' bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.ii6 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347—Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(8377)iftHM I , nimi-iillti; i m'inA iAhWn -i ' iiiani, >«, Yn'innHm iiw r\n *mi, filvJ4 siliillovam Locals in Fine Form5-2 Win Over theBuckeyes InDisplaying a smooth brand of ten¬nis, the Maroon team took its secondconference meet of the season, de¬feating Ohio State on the homecourts, five matches to two. Chicagolost one singles and one doublesmatch.Place, Hudlin CopPlace, sophomore flash, although alittle off his usual game disposed ofBohmer 19-8, 6-3. Capt. Hudlin, play¬ing far better tennis than he hasthis year took an impressive matchfiom Poppleton. Hudlin’s drives wereaccurate and speedy and he contin-tinually kept his opponent on the de-fensive winning 6-2, U-4.Lone Singles DefeatA three set affair was won byRoque of the local talent, when hedefeated Phillips of Ohio 6-1, 3-6,6-1, while Abbot scored the othersingles victory, disposing of Duboisin straight sets. The lone singles de¬feat was administered to Marumotoat the hands of Bassichis, 6-1, 6-2.The first of the doubles matcheswas a walkaway for the Maroons, aswith Hudlin continuing his fine gamethey won as they pleased, 6-2, 6-2.After winning the first set 6-2, Ab¬bot and Marumoto lost 6-1, 6-2, toBassichis and Poppleton.BIG TEN HURDLERSTO FURNISH THRILLSAT MEET SATURDAYMadison, Wis., May 19th.—Judg¬ing from their performances in thepast, Big Ten hurdlers will furnisha goodly part of the thrills for spec¬tators at the annual conference trackand field meet at Madison May#27and 28. Only fractions of secondsseparate the records of a dozen mennominated by rival coaches to facethe starter in the outdoor classic.A majority of the stars have beenentered in both the 220 yard lowhurdlers and the 120 yard highsticks. A notable exception to thisprocedure is Capt. Charles McGinnisof Wisconsin, who will compete inthe high hurdles only.Babe Guhel of Iowa, who flashedacross the line ahead of the notedGuthrie of Ohio and Werner of Il¬linois in the meet last season, is be¬ing favored to repeat this time inthe low hurdles. His time in that racewas :23.9, but he has covered thedistance in :23.2.Irwin, versatile Buckeye-man, whowas second to Cuhel last season-, willtake another crack at his chief rival.Irwin was second in the recent Ohiorelays and also at Drake. a ,The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For information, addreeeThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social WorkPM W. Slat St., New York City.APage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 24, 1927X WhistleONE WORDOne song. . . if it is barely murmuredDoes more than nightingales can do.It holds, enchants me, thrills me withits beautyIf that song, dear one, comes fromyou.One sigh...and all my joy is dead¬ened,One sigh and I am sighing too.My heart is filled with vague, ecstaticsadness,If that sigh, loved one, comes fromyou.One word...and sighs are soon for¬gotten too.One word...and all this world isheavenIf that word, Sweet, should comefrom you.—Merjonne“PLASTERED IN PARIS,” judy-ing from the first three performancesis a complete success. Only one ma¬jor hitch of any sort has presenteditself for a calling down in the ad¬verse eyes of the critics—and thatwas accidental. Saturday night atthe close of the first act (whereKeutzer, singing “Back to the Mid¬way,” is swung out over the audi¬ence in a chair suspended on the endof a derrick) the guide line brokeand Clyde was precipitated onto thefloor in the space between the orches¬tra pit and the first row of seats.Luckily he was uninjured. We shouldbe very much interested to find outwhether or not Mr. Keutzer, as he hitthe solid floor and his fellow Friarsran from backstage to assist himpainfully to his feet, was seriouslyconsidering a plaster-of-paris cast?!THE sixth line of the “Back tothei Midway” lyric reads, “Collegedays without you would be blue.”After Clyde’s acrobatics it is ourfirm contention that the line shouldgo down in Blackfriars history as“College days without you would beblack and blue!”THE WEATHER over the week¬end was unsufferably warm. Oncein a fit of mental despondency overthe heat, we exclaimed before twoladies that it was “damn hot” andweje promptly censured for our vul¬garity of language. Somewhat at aloss, we immediately ran home andmade an exhaustive search throughRoget’s Thesaurus and Webster’sDictionary for a word (possibly asynoym) that would express our feel¬ing and at the same time not offendto theSpecial Service forOriental StudentsCanadian Pacific’s White Em-pr*s* fleet offers you the largestand fastest liners to die Orient,aO at low cost, and the highstandard of service everywheremaintained by the "World’sGreatest Travel System.” Pm>quem sailings from Vancouverand Victoria. To Japan 10 days,(hen China and Manila.Always carry Canadian PadficImpress Company's Travellers’Cheques, negotiable <flflMh fvR. S. Elworthy, steamship gen¬eral agent, 71 E. Jackson, TelephoneWabash 1904, Chicago, Ill. ForFreight, apply to W. A. 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