r '• ■ • ; -v ■ - > * . ' v J ./ ^ >* >. *- * ) ■ •HAT of IT?fy/SEOftpE MORjjENSTERftSourness around the frat house isbad stuff. All the boys agree onthat. And yet, there is a good-sizedportion of it in about every hyuseI know. Always a little bunch of thefraters go around with a bad tastein their mouths. They brighten nocorners wherein they are. They eattheir food in moody silence, exceptwhen the raise plaintive voices in BIG TRACK MEETROLL TOPS 100PLAN “r PLEDGEFloats, Decorations ToPep Campus ForGay Week-EndEntrants for the twenty-third run¬ning of Stagg’s Interscholastic Trackand Field Meet passed the one hun-complaint. The parlor tax is an ut- j , , , , , , ., .. - , . , ,. , I drcd mark late yesterday afternoon,ter loss to them: they sit forbiddingly “Pledge ’Em To Chicago” the mot¬to of the meet was made more per¬tinent by the announcement of JohnMeyer that the pledges are to bemade binding by the use of pledgepins. White pins with maroon “C’s”have been ordered from the jewelerand a special committee has been or¬ganized under Charles Cutter toplace one hundred and fifty buttonson prep star lapels.Fraternity Chairmen MeetAnother special rushing committeemade up of the rushing chairmen ofthe fraternities met yesterday anddrew up its campaign. Each member( is to be responsible for the contest¬ants staying at his fraternity house;for their reception, housing, enter¬tainment, rushing and attendance atthe functions of the meet, and forthe decorations of his house and thefraternity float in the big pep ses¬sion parade.This year’s running of the annualtrack classic is to be held June 3 and4 in the Stagg Field and Grant ParkStadiums. The preliminaries will beheld Friday on campus and tbe finalsSaturday on Soldier’s Field. Admis¬sion to both will be free, an innova¬tion in this year’s W-G-I.in corners, aside from the fraternalgroup clustered around the fireplace,and they speak to no man. If thereare two or more of tjjem in onehouse, they occasionally band pro¬tect ivelv together and gripe aboutthe situation. Usually they just gripe,for usually there’s no situation what¬soever—just dreary blankness andsmall talk that is always the same,day in and day out. And in this fact,I rise to remark, is the cause ofnine-tenths of the sourness of thefrat boys whose spirits have turned.* * * *It is a common platform amongmost of the upperclassmen who are jorthodox in their fraternity outlookthat a freshman should be made tolive in the house for a while at least,in order that he get the spirit of thegreat Fraternal Ideal drilled well intobody and soul. I have a somewhatsimilar suggestion to throw out—that a frat-chab inmate be forcedto live OUTSIDE the house for acertain period at regular intervals.It is no wonder that a man, livingin the same place month after month,hearing the same dull line of nothing¬ness emit from the mouths of thesame old gang in front of the sameold fireplace, and seeing the samesimple faces day after day across thetable while the same dreary routineof food marches around the board,ocasionally sours on the world. As Isay, it’s the utter sameness and theutter dullness of the life that burnsa fellow’s spirit away, and leaves himin the end dyspeptic and unconcernedwith the glory of God’s sunlight, theFraternal ideal, and other such nobleinstitutions. Blackfriars has come off the lastturn, and is beginning to dig up thestretch. Only tonight’s dress rehear¬sal stands between the opening per¬formance tomorrow evening in Man-del. The final practice will whip theshow into unity, and after it “Plas¬tered in P|iris” will be ready forthe critical eyes of a sell-out houseat its premiere.The Friars will end up their drudg¬ery of long weeks of rehearsal latetonight with their traditional pro¬cession around the campus. Theywill forget the hard work that it hastaken to make Nels Fuqua’s showwhat it will be tomorrow at the open¬ing, and will left their voices inhappy chorus, anticipating the funUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1927One Rehearsal Before BlackfriarsTakes Stage In Mandel Tomorrow;Cast Serenades Halls T onightthat lies ahead in the putting on ofthe'six actual performances.» The procession will head aroundthe campus for the women’s dorms,and the songs that the Friars willsing are those of the current production. “Night Time,” “Yankee Boy,’“Back to the Midway,” “Beaux,”“The Peddlars’ Song,” “Chapeau”and “Paris”—the hits of one of themost tuneful of all Blackfriarsshows—will burden the night air.Everything’s in readiness for Fri¬day. The scenery is the most intelli¬gent that a Friars production hasever been gifted with; the specialtiesare fresh and amusing; and theshow’s a good one. “Plastered inParis” is going to plaster the cam¬pus for a row.NAME WOMEN TOSELL SONG HITSArrange ScheduleFirst Shows forI noticed with a start of alarmyesterday while casually passing thebulletin board in the fraternity housethat the outdoor intramural trackmeet was no farther off than nextWednesday and Thursday, and thatfurthermore I was entered to fightfor the glory of the old organizationin the 220 and 440 yard runs. Thenews was a trifle disheartening.True^ with good interference I hadcome home first in the indoor threehundred—as great a shock to myselfas to my acquaintances—but I hadundeniably felt very low indeedupon completion of the race. Andnow here was the necessity of goingout and pounding another bit ofliver and intestine away. Tt wouldnot be so bad, I reflected if (as weathletes say) I were in shape. Butnobody could deny that I wasn’t.Fong and late hours on the Maroon,repe|ted sessions at which the doghad been thoroughgoingly goofed,and a sedentary life—without exer¬cise—had taken their toll. And thenit occurred to me that other menhad been in an equally bad conditionjust before oing out to die on thecinder path. There was Ted Mere¬dith, for example, who had Ifeen upall night getting himself tight thenight before he set world’s recordsin the quarter and half-mile. Therewas Harold Abrahams, the English¬man, who carried a ‘sagging stomachfull of cake and ale, consumed justbefore his race, to victory in the hun¬dred at the last Olympics. The his¬tory of track was full of such epi¬sodes. So I pulled myself together:“I will run,” I muttered throughclenched teeth, “at any cost.” Why—you ask—do you run, if it’s sopainful to you? Well, because I re¬ply, if I run and win, when somebody(Continued on page 4) READING PRELIMSSET FOR TODAY j$100 IN PRIZES Blackfriars score saleswomen forthe first three performances havebeen announced by Ruth Mills chair¬man. The following women are askedtQ report in Mandel hall at 8 o’clockFriday night; Esther Cook, JessicaPickett, Peggy Dee, Harriet Lemon,Margaret Kern, Betty Bryan, MaryAbbott, Harriett MacNeille, Wini¬fred Heal, Frances Bennett, JuliaFay Norwood, Marcella Venema andHelen Lamborn.Saleswomen for Saturday matineeare Cora May Elsworth, Eva Bloom,Amy Hendrick, Adele Whitfield, Har¬riet Keeney, and Julia Fay Norwood,Gertrude Goddard, Louise Steger,( Continued on page 2) UY”Faculty BoardReports On PastWork TomorrowThe quartely meeting of the Y.M. C. A. Faculty Board of Manage¬ment will be held tomorrow nightat dinner. The Board is composed ofthe following men: David Stevens,chairman; Donald Bean, E. A. Burtt,Arthur Compton, Walter Dorn,Charles Gilkey, C. T. Goodspeed, Ed¬gar Goodspeed, F. A. Kingsbury,Shailer Matthews, J. F. Moulds, N.C. Plimpton, Theodore Soares, A. A.Stagg, Albert Sherer, and FredTracht.The Undergraduate “Y,” active on( Continued on page 2) If Only Hercules WereLiving! Even He MightGrow In An Army CampTaller by 290 feet of addedstatue, heavier by 80 tons of newmuscle, deeper of chest by 646feet of extra capacity, with swell¬ing biceps showing an increase of742 feet over old measurements.These giant proportions are ac¬tual physical gains which will beshared among 35,000 youngAmericans as a result of spending30 days in the open air at the Citi¬zen’s Military Training Camp thissummer, according to statistics re¬ceived from the war departmentrecently by Major F. M. Burrows,professor of Military Science andTactics at the University.College athletes, as well as allcollege students, are urged byMajor Barrows to take advantageof this opportunity.SOPH ATHLETESHONOR NEW MENBreak Old Guard; Ad¬mit New FactionsPreliminaries in the Florence-James Adams, contest in artistic read¬ing are to be held at 3:30 today inCobb 112 A. Only Senior collegestudents are eligible for this contest.Contestants must register with Mr.Nelson, Box 14 of the faculty ex¬change if they wish to compete. Thetime limit in the preliminaries is tobe four minutes; in the finals, tenmnutes will be allowed. The selec¬tions, will be restricted to poetry ofliterary merit. The winner of thefirst prize will receive seventy-fivedollars and the second prize is twen¬ty-five.BEECHER WOMEN TOENTERTAIN FACULTYAT DINNER MAY 25“The Maker of Dreams,” a shortplay by O. Down and “The Pot-Boil¬ers” by Alice Gertsenberg, will bepresented by the women of BeecherHall at a faculty dinner.party to begiven Wednesday, May 25, at 6.Between courses Ruth McNeil,xylophonist, Helen Shoemak, violin¬ist, and Betty Blouke, whistler, willgive several musical selections. Therewill also be a dance pantomine basedon Sara Teasdale’s poem “Pierrott”which has been set to music. The en¬tertainment is being planned by Dor¬othy Emsheimer, assisted by EloiseTasher and Gertrude Holmes. Women from FerryHall, Chicago HighSchools on CampusTwo groups of high school womenare being entertained at the Uni¬versity today. One hundred and fiftywomen from Ferry Hall will haveluncheon in Ida Noyes and visitpoints of general interest on theCampus.Household Art instructors andstudents from the city high schoolswill have tea with the Home Eco¬nomics club this afternoon at 3:30in Ida Noyes hall. Miss KatherineBlunt, chairman of the departmentand Mrs. Mary Koll Heiner, instruc¬tor in Home Economics will discussthe opportunities open in the teach¬ing of household arts. WHITFORD KANE TODISCUSS PLAYWRIGHTWITH DRAMA CLASS Twenty-four Freshman class.ath¬letes were elected to Skull and Cres¬cent, Sophomore honor club, lastTuesday evening.Two fraternity and one non¬fraternity men whose organizationshave hitherto been unrepresentedhave been selected on their ownmerits.The following men were chosen:Clifford Alger, Psi U; Eric Best, Sig¬ma Chi; Harold Bluhm, S. A. E.;Dunning Brown, Deke; WilliamBudd, Phi Psi; Walter Burgess, PsiU; Harry Changnon, D .U.; WilliamCrawford, Delt; Gilbert Daniels, Chi(Continued on page 2)Whitford Kane, playwright andactor, will address Asst. ProfessorFrank O'Hara’s English 283 class inModern British Drama today at 11o’clock in Cobb 110 on the subjectof John Galsworthy.Mr. Kane is a personal friend ofMr. Galsworthys, having taken a lead¬ing part in the first of his plays tobe produced.Mr. O'Hara and Mr. Kane wereboth judges in the Chicago DramaLeague contest held last week.Maguire Talks OnChurch and State“The Possibility of a Conflict be¬tween Church and State” will be dis¬cussed by the Reverend J. W. R.Maguire, dean of St. Viator’s col¬lege, Bourbonaise, Ill., at a meetingof the Newman Society tonight at7:45 in Classics 10.Mr. Maguire, head of the depart¬ment of Ethics and Philosophy at St.Viator’s is giving the third of aseries of lectures on the Church andState.Friars Fete Assumes Atmosphereof “A Night in Paris”This Year“A Night in Paris” will be therole assumed by the Quadrangle feteunder the auspices of the Y. W. C.A. which will take place during theproduction of Blackfriars.The four booths, ice cream, can¬dy, punch and flowers headed by Kathleen Stewart, Betsey Farwell,Annette Allen and Claire Davis re¬spectively will be placed in Hutchin¬son court and decorated with brightcolored awnings. A string of electriclights will illuminate the scene. Incase of rain the fete will take placein the cloister of Mandel hall. HENRY K. WEBSTERADDRESSES SURVEYCLASS WEDNESDAYHenry Kitchell Webster, Chicago’sown author, is to address the 106general survey class Wednesday,May 25, on some aspect of the liter¬ature field.Mr. Webster has written manywell-known books, the most popularof which have been “Mary Wollas¬ton,” “An American Family” and“Joseph Greer and His Daughter.” Dusky Girls DanceAs U. of HawaiiHolds Campus DayGrass skirts and pork.Hula dancers wear the grass skirtsand senators provide the pork con-sunn)! at the Camp Day annually cel¬ebrated at the American Universityof Hawaii, according to the latest is¬sue of the university paper. Tablesare arranged under tents, and a plat¬form is raised where south sea danc¬ers entertain the diners with theirfamous “hootchy cootchy.”Quantities of fish and pork are do¬nated to the feast by Hawaiian sen¬ators. Hogs weighing as much as 200and 210 pounds are offered. All themost ancient traditions in regard tothe luau, or grand feast, are carriedout to the last detail.A Contract ForTwo Unwritten Novelswas offered to Leslie iRiver, formereditor of The Daily Maroon, whenthe publishers saw his first booh,• The Death of a Young Man."An article called "Doctor I’lays atJesus Christ,” on the most astound¬ing scientific experiment of recenvyears, is his contribution to theCelebrities' Number.The Daily Maroon J. W. Nipps TalksOn Chinese Policy“America’s Policy in China” willbe discussed by Mr. J. W. Nipps, gov¬ernment educator in China, in thelast of a series of five public lectureson the Chinese situation, tonight at8 in Harper Mil.Mr. Nipps, who comes at the in¬vitation of the Liberal club, will an¬alyze and evaluate the Americanpolicy of maintaining gunboats andmarines in China with the purposeof arousing public opinion on campus. ANNOUNCEPLANSFOR REVISION OFFRESHMAN WEEKCatherine Fitzgerald ToTake Charge OfCampus ToursInnovations for the 1927 Fresh¬man Week, eliminating compulsorymeetings and substituting an instruc¬tive and interesting time for the en-terng students, has been planned bythe Board of Woman’s organizations,working in conjunction with Mrs.Edith Foster Flint and the Under¬graduate council.Elect Tour DirectorCatherine Fitzgerald was electedyesterday to have charge of campustours. The tours have been re-ar¬ranged in accordance with sugges¬tions of freshman given at the Fed¬eration meeting Tuesday evening.Fifteen minutes time will be givento each student for consultation withhis dean during registration, thefirst three days of the week. OnThursday of freshman week under¬graduate council will preside at amass meeting in Mandel hall wherecampus representatives will discussactivities. Friday, each activity willhave a meeting for all interestedfreshmen. The three women’s organ¬izations will hold consecutive meet¬ings and are expecting to have aluncheon at Ida Noyes hall.Plan Special PartiesSpecial interest parties for womenhave been planned for Friday nightby the women’s organizations. Art,Water Sports, Language and FolkDancing parties will be given .at IdaNoyes hall. Freshmen will be invitedto join any group they desire andmay circulate from one to anotherin order to get acquainted. Miss El¬sie Chapin, instructor in English willbe in charge of the folk dancing.Eliminate ExamsEnglish exams have been elimin¬ated from the week’s program, butthe psychological and physical ex¬ams will be given at the same timeas is provided in the present plan.Dean Chauncey Boucher has deviseda method by which he will be able togive the Undergraduate council onSeptember 1 a list of all freshmenwho are definitely entering.Arange VaudevilleA vaudeville will be given Tuesdayfor all Freshmen by the men andwomen of the Dramatic club. Theusual reception for the entering stu-(Continued on page 2)‘PUBLICITY METHODSIN SOCIAL WORK’ ISSAGE TALK SUBJECT“Publicity Methods in SocialWork” is to be the subject of a dis¬cussion to be lead by Mary SwainRoutzahn of the Russell Sage Foun¬dation tonight at 7 in Classics, El26. The discussion is held in con¬nection with the class in Social Agen¬cy Administration.Mrs. Routzahn is director of theNational Committee on PublicltwMethods. She is nationally known asan authority on Publicity Methods insocial and welfare work and has writ¬ten several books on this subject.She will attempt to explain practi¬cal problems of keeping the publicinformed on the social needs of thecommunity.Wilder, Williamson, .McKinney, HoweLead Field as Moustache Race EndsNoon tomorrow marks the end ofone of the most thrilling senior mous¬tache races in the history of theUniversity.At that time the contestants areto assemble at the senior bench inone last heroic effort to win thecontest. “Doc” Bratfish will be pres¬ent to officially award the winner the coveted shaving mug. Excite¬ment has run high during the mara¬thon. and an eager crowd is ex¬pected to witness the finals of thegruelling contest.The bookmakers announce that thebets favor Walt Williamson, JohnHowe, Bert McKinney and TudorWilder.Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1927(ZElje Bail? jflflaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.___ Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE. CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer. Circulation ManagerA1 Widdifield News EditorWhistle Editor ..AuditorOffice ManagerHubard LovewellMadge Child.Betty McGeeVictor RoterusRobert Stern ..Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports Editor Joseph KlitzerRobert Fisher ...National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantDay EditorMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantDay EditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor Wallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTWO RECOMMENDATIONSFACULTY COUNSELLORS and alumni advisors of fraternities,in recent meeting, make two recommendations that appearto be wholly sound. First, they ask that all fraternities be re¬quired to submit to the University monthly statements of theirfinancial conditions, to be supplemented at the end of each quarterby an audited account. The second proposition is to permit frat¬ernities to make cash purchases from the storeroom of the Uni¬versity hospital.The first suggestion is the most likely to meet serious objec¬tions when the board of student organizations considers it. How¬ever, since there are fraternities that do maintain creditablestandings and may wish to utilize their good credit, there is nobetter recommendation than that which could be given by theUniversity if audited reports were available.Another feature of the new plan, one that seems to us mostdesirable, is that with the combined reports of thirty-odd frat¬ernities, the University should be able to assist each of the group,as individuals, to check waste and to formulate general sugges¬tions of economy. That many fraternities have a tough time ofit is pretty generally conceded and although the University doesnot plan to take over their debts for them, the auditing plan wouldnecessitate frequent check-ups, obliging fraternities to appreciatetheir real financial situation, almost constantly.The second suggestion has no obvious objections. None wouldbe obliged to buy their food from the University, but would makeuse of the plan whenever they had the cash. The Universitywould be entailed some additional bookkeeping and a little morefreighting, but since it has expressed a maternal interest in frat¬ernities, it should be willing to assume this detail. Moreover, judg¬ing by average fraternity fare, the wholesale buying could nothelp, but improve food quality.THE ADMINISTRATIVE CHANGESTHE LAST FEW WEEKS have seen changes in the Univer¬sity administrative system that the vast majority of theundergraduates have always deemed out of the question. Itseems that the University is never static.The Maroon modestly regards the University as one of themost liberal and progressive in the country, and in such a placecompulsory chapel has long been anachronistic. Chapel at the Uni¬versity has always been weak, noncommittal, and rather perfunc¬tory—a few minutes once a week dedicated to class business andreligion. These two things don’t mix very well. Now we aregoing to have really undiluted chapel services for those who careto go. And only those interested will attend the class meetings.The concentration of the undergraduate in one departmentduring his last two years of college is good if such concentrationis receded by adequate survey courses, and if the undergraduatein question can find a department in which he is sufficiently in¬terested to warrant his devoting two thirds of his time to it. Oneof the purposes of the new system seems to be the elimination ofthose campus boys and girls who are here because four years incollege furnish a nice gap between high school and the great bigworld. Unfortunately these ladies and gentlemen are bound toleave this campus (if they do leave), in the company of a fewdesirables who are unable to find their intellectual satisfaction inone or a group of related departments.But this is incidental—hardly a very serious flaw in the newsystem, for the changes are profound enough to be dignified bythat term. The Daily Maroon, in accordance with the majorityof the undergraduates, is very well satisfied with the spirit, in¬tent, and general nature of the last month’s administrative revo¬lution. In BriefbyDexter W. MastersThe gambling element of turfdomand that includes all but a very few,are in a fair way to have their hobbymade legal. Yesterday the statehouse of representatives passed abill legalizing betting on horse racesthrough pari-mutual machines by afour-vote majority and his Honor thegovernor, Mr. Len Small, has but toaffix his signature to the bill and allwill be well. It’s hard to say just whatthe governor will do. It would benatural and sensible, though, to signthe bill which would at least do awaywith the present undercover, hide-and seek tactics of losing money, andbeing sensible there is an excellentthat Mr. Small will not sign it.* * *News comes that Henry Ford iscontemplating the production of afour cylinder, gear-shift car bear¬ing his name. It’s the first intimationof a move that the majority of thepopulace has been expecting forsome time, but it seems to me thatMr. Ford is rather desperate over therivalry which other cars, the Chevro¬let in particular, are offering. Ac¬cording to statistics published notlong ago, the increase in sales ofthe Ford car is appreciably on thedecline while the increase of salesin other cars ,the Chevrolet in par¬ticular, is just as noticeably becom¬ing more and more. I not only thinkthat Ford is making a bod move ingiving his car a gear shift which willremove its one distinuishng featureand take it out of the class to wrhichit now appeals, but I think that it isnot necessary for him to do anything.Announce PlansFor Revision OfFreshman Week(Continued from page 1)dents and their parents will be heldMonday a mixer for the studentswill be given Thursday afternoon andbus trips through the city have beenplanned for Friday afternoon.The first football game of the sea¬son will be the feature of Satur¬day’s program. Vesper services anda supper have been planned for Sun¬day.Soph AthletesHonor New Men(Continued from page 1)Psi; Paul Engberg, Beta; Dean Fox,S. A. E.; Elmer Friedman, PiLam; Maurice Holohan, Alpha Delt;Harold Haydon, non-frat; GlennHeywood, D. U.; Howard Jersild, A.T. O.; Lazarre Kramer, Z. B. T.;Carroll Marshall, Phi Psi; HughMendenhall, A. T. O.; Marvin Quinn,Alpha Sig; Edward Schulz, Phi Gam;Franklin Whitney, Beta; Carey Win¬frey, Delta Sig.; Edwin Wrightsman,Alpha Delt.Name Women ToSell Song Hits(Continued from page 1)Muriel Parker, Leila Whitney, Re-beckah Green, Cleo Nickolson, Mil¬dred West, Irma Selz, DartnellTrine, Katherine Scott, Geneva Du¬val and MarjoTie Williamson, willsell Saturday night.Formal clothes will be worn bythe women at the evening perform¬ances and light colored afternoondresses at the Saturday afternoonmatinee. All women are asked to gettheir scores a half hour before theperformances start.“Y” Faculty BoardReports On PastWork Tomorrow(Continued from page 1)campus .will be represented by Mr.Milton McLean, director; MinottStickney, president; and Clark Mat¬thews, secretary.Reports for the past quarter willbe presented and plans for futureactivity will be discussed and criti¬cised. Ken Rouse, Minott Stickneyand Autrey will report on the twodeputation team trips, the feature ofrecent Y work. Books at Special PricesA recent purchase of books enables us to offer a very fine assortment ofat unusually low prices. These are new and in good condition. To thesehave been added a few marked down from our Tegular stock.These titles are only suggestive of many more equally as interesting, in thefields of Art, Nature, Religion, Biography, Travel, Juvenile, Science, andFiction. Quantities are limited.The Sea—Oppenheim. His com- Evergreen Series of French Classicsplete poems $1.25 in the original, attractively boundStory of the Bible—Van Loon 1.65 ,n b°ards $ *33t-v -r , a A Lucky Buy of Croscup’s HistoricalDramas — Tolsto, 1.25 At|as. Was $2 50 while 2„John Martin Books 85 copies last ....*. 75Old Drama and New — Archer ... 1.50 Best Short Stories—1920 to 1924i Best Poems—1920 to 1924Masterpieces of Etching—Whistler, Best p|ays_|920 to 1924Benson and many others 2 50 At 50% off list price.Good Summer Fiction(Stock up now for the cottage five-foot shelf)45c each: 5 for $2.00And the Newest Publications Coming in Every Day.- - AT THE - -University of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.ForUniversity of Chicago MenNew style of Knit-Athletic Underwear, de¬signed by the Style Director of the Knit Un¬derwear Industry.A new suit with a distinct style appeal forcollege men. Built for comfort, easy to getinto — just two buttons on the shoulder in¬ stead of eight down the front. The "V”neck is edged with blue, buff or grey.Very light weight mercerized knitted fabricthat is especially comfortable for sports orcampus wear. Elastic, absorbent, durable.Stretches without tearing.SPECIAL OFFERTo introduce this suit to University of Chicago men, a special price has been made ex¬clusively to The Daily Maroon. Made to sell at $1.25 to $1.50, the suit can be bought atthe introductory price of $1.00.$ 1.00 the suitOn sale atUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 395 Broadway, New York CkyAll Maroon teams leavetown over week-end. 3T1) eS $ §oonmaroons invadeforeign fieldsIN FOUR sports THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1927Chuck Hoerger Leads Regulars inBatting; Priess, New Man Hits .417AH Local Teams Leave TownFor SaturdayContestsBy Vic Roteru*All four of Chicago's off-and-onteams will go through their variousmanouvers Saturday against confer¬ence opposition. The ball nine, whichis just about on the point of beingsomewhat discouraged, plays Purdueat Lafayette; the track team will tryto keep warm at Minneapolis, Min¬nesota, the tennis team goes to AnnArbor to meet Michigan (even Har¬vey T. Woodruff could forecast thisone correctly); and the strongestvoice of this quartet, the golf team,will tee off some place in Iowa City.Ball Team Ha* Curio-ComplexThe ball team has that curious butfatal complex of not being able tohit when they have good pitching, andwhen they hit not having good pitch¬ing, and when they have good pitch¬ing and some hitting not being ableto field. The complex, so far, hasbeen rather disastrous.All we know about the trackmeet with Minnesota is that Burgwill probably win the high jump.In tennis Michigan beat Minnesota,Minnesota beat Wisconsin, Illi¬nois and Chicago, and Illinois beatChicago. Inference—Chicago will notwin at Ann Arbor. And, as has al¬ready been mentioned, we still havefaith in the golfers. Lott Shows Placeand Gallery HowIt Should Be DoneBefore a large, appreciativegallery of local net fans, GeorgeLott, tennis player extraordinary,played three sets with Bob Placeyesterday. Although the Varsitystar put up a good battle againsthis famous adversar, enthusiasticexclamations broke from the gal¬lery as Lott used his terrific serv¬ice and the wonderful chop shotwhich makes his change of pace soeffective.YEARLIINGS ANNEXI-M TENNIS WINSMonopolize Singles Honors;Phi Delts Lead DoublesNow tltet the tennis season hasbeenin progress for several weeks,several players comprising thefraternity doubles teams loom up aspotential stars. Two outfits especial¬ly* Phi Psi and Phi Delta Theta seemlikely to meet in the finals for theUniversity championship. They haveexhibited class to clinch the lead intheir respective leagues. Phi Delt hasfive wins and no defeats, while PhiPsi has two victories and likewise nodefeats.CLUB GIRLSMortar BoardEsotericQuadranglerWyvern SigmaChi Rho SigmaDelta SigmaPi Delta PhiEnjoy DelthoAchothPhi Beta DeltaPhi Delta UpsiionGOOD MEALSatTHEUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSEKenwood, South at 57th Student ManagedPrivate Dining Rooms May Be Secured for Group MeetingsTOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONEVAUDEVILLEv4NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30^JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6 Rogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLA.NOIL $10CIRCULINE ...,....$10KEEN’S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling. Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing. Chuck “Hippo” Hoerger leads theMaroon regulars in batting perform¬ances to date. Hoerger, in elevengames played has been at bat 40times, hit safely 13 times, scored .5runs, thus getting a percentage of.324. In compiling the various per¬centages, figures from the southerntrip and the eight conference gameswere used. Hoerger has played in allof these.H Pet2 .5005 .417.324.286Games AB R HDavis 2 4 2 2Priess 4 12 3 5Hoerger 11 40 3 13Drabansky 2 7 0 2Anderson 11 48 5 13McConnell 11 47 5 12Webster 11 43 4 9Brignall 10 34 10 7Macklind 11 44 4 9Gordon 10 37 4 7Price 11 41 5 7Kaplan 6 16 2 1 2097 .2069 .2057 .1891711 .063Zimmerman 1 3 0 0 .000Team percentage fpr the season is.206. This shows the Maroon bat¬ting, on the whole, to be weak. Brig-nail, diminutive third baseman, hasperformed the feat of scoring 10runs on seven hits. Priess has beenshowing up well as a hitter in thefour games in which he has player,having a percentage of .417 in 12times at bat.Return of MaxtonPeps Up PurdueLafayette, Ind., May 18.—Seem¬ingly having a new lease on life withthe return of “Chuck” Maxton, whosesore arm kept him out of severalgames, the Purdue baseball squad ispreparing this week for the first ofits last three baseball games, withChicago, on Stuart field next Satur¬day afternoon. The Boilermakerswere scheduled to play the Maroonsin the opening Big Ten game of theseason, Jbut rain prevented the con¬test.Play Bang-Up BallPurdue played hangup ball behindMaxton in defeating Ohio. The Boil¬ermakers hurling ace allowed onlyfive hits and kept them scattered.Kemmer, the Purdue shortstop, gar¬nered no small share of praise forthe game, handling four putouts andeight assists out of as many chances.Cooper, heavy stickman on the team,continued his good work by contribu¬ting a pair of hits at timely instancesone of them a triple. Next TuesdayPurdue plays a return game withIllinois at Champaign and on thefollowing Friday engages Indiana atBloomington in the closing game onthe schedule. STAGGMEN OPPOSEGOPHER SQUAD INFINAL DUAL MEETSeek Revenge For IndoorLoss; Teams WellMatchedMinnesota will be Chicago’s oppon¬ent at Minneapolis Saturday in thefinal dual track meet of the seasonfor both teams. The Maroons andthe Gophers met on the indoor trackduring the winter season with CoachFingers team taking the victory bya slight margin, and this week’s tiltwill find Stagg’s men out to redeemthemselves. The Chicago team thatheld the invaders to the close winduring the winter has since beenrather badly shot by ineligibilities,though, and the locals will be ex¬pected to win.Bernhagen Is StarThe Maroon and Gold men, inspite of their 95 to 39 defeat byIowa last week, are rather strong inseveral respects. As is the case withChicago their main strength lies intheir runners. Bernhagen, quarterand half miler, is one of the topmen in the conference and a realthreat in both events. Wechster, mil¬er, has hung up the speedy time of4:25 for his event this season andWilliams, of home fame will have toextend himself to get his personal re¬venge. Anderson, two miler, runs ingreat form in his event while Rheaand Sheilas are low-time men in thesprints. Otterness, erstwhile basket¬ball star is the field star of the teamclearing 12’6” in the pole vault withease and taking the hurdles in won¬derful form.BIG TEN HURDLESWILL'THRILL FANSAT TITLE MEETMadison, Wis., May 19.—Judgingfrom their performances in the pastBig Ten hurdlers will furnish a good¬ly part of the thrills for spectatorsat the annual conference track ancffield meet at Madison May 27 and28. Only fractions of seconds separ¬ate the records of a dozen men nom¬inated by rival coaches to face thestarter in the outdoor classic.A majority of the stars have beenentered in both the 220 yard lowhurdles and the 120 yard high tsicks.A notable exception to this proce¬dure is Capt. Charles McGinnis ofWisconsin, who will compete in thehigh hurdles only.SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive RatesMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS. 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 EIGHT TEAMS REMAIN IN PLAYGROUNDBALL RACE; MACS LOOM AS CHAMPIONSFlip of Coin LosesMat Bout for FroshClass PresidentThe wrestling tournament spon¬sored by Coach Vorres openedyesterday, and several daysmatches were recorded. Dan Aut-rey, president of the freshmanclass, wrestled two overtime per¬iods with Davis, and as the resultwas a draw, a coin was flipped,Davis winning. Zimmerman won adecision from Moizel. The tourn¬ament, in which several varsitymen are entered, will close tomor¬row.DRAWS NET STARSThirty-Five Entered; MadiBock Early FavoriteWomen tennis enthusiasts here atthe University are taking interest inthe daily increase in entries in thisspring’s tournament. Prospects arethat from thirty to thirty-five womenwill compete for the honor of hav¬ing their names engraved upon thesilver cup which is the award.Matches will be played off in thenear future.Only by winning the champion¬ship for three successive years cananyone acquire possession of thecup. Dorothy Bock, who graduatedlast year, is the one person to havewon this distinction. Madi Bacon,then a junior, who gave Miss Bockreal opposition in the final match oflast year’s tournament, is entered inthe competition this year. It is morethan probable that she will be thevictor in all of her coming matches.Women who wish to play in thetennis or the golf tournaments maysign up on bulletins in the dormi¬tories and in Ida Noyes hall.SAFER TO PLAY Sigma Nu, Kappa Nu,Other Favorites;T. S. O. Strong AreWith the Intramural playgroundball schedule drawing to a close,eight teams remain, of whom threestand out as the likeliest contendersfor the championship. The Macs,Kappa Nu and Sigma Nu seem to bethe class of the semi-finalists.The Macs seem to have the bestbalanced team, as well as their usualarray of hard hitters, while the starpitcher, Goodman, is easily the mostbrilliant of the lot. While Sigma Nu,ttle holder and Kappa Nu, last year’srunnerup as well as Tau Sigma Omi-cron present very strong teams, thenon-fraternity outfit seems to havethe edge on them all.The Dark HorseBesides the teams already mention¬ed, the. four who remain may quitepossibly pull a surprise and cop theemblem. Phi Gamma Delta, LambdaChi Alpha, Phi Kappa Sigma and PhiBeta Delta are all good teams andwill probably show the favorites athing or two about baseball by thetime the frays are over. The gamesto decide the finalists are now beingscheduled and will be run off todayand tomorrow.TAYLOR RECEIVESCHICAGO ALUMNIAWARD AT U. OF M.Ann Arbor, May 19.—“Sid” Dew¬ey, Michigan football star for threeyears, played in twenty-one games inthe past three years and emergedfrom every game without a scratch.Now that Sid’s college football careeris over, he has taken up refereeingand in the first game in which heofficiated—a practice session heldhere Saturday—he got a banged upfoot that has him limping painfullyto and from his classes.DELTA TAU DELTADelta Tau Delta announces thepledging of Don Carrell of Beloit. Ann Arbor, May 19.—L. H. Taylorend, of Ann Arbor, was awarded theChicago Alumni Trophy, given an¬nually to the University of Michiganfootball player who shows the great¬est improvement and value duringthe annual spring grid practice ses¬sions. According to the announce¬ment made by Coach “Tad” Wiemanat the spring football get-togethermeeting, Taylor received the unani¬mous choice of the Coaching staff forthis honor, with a final rating of 94points out of a possible 100. Theaward of the trophy to Taylor putshim prominently in the race for thevacancy at right end left by Flora.Those having perfect attendancerecords at the spring practices num¬bered 27 and 14 football aspirantsmissed only one session. More than70 engaged in competition for thetrophy regularly, according to CoachWieman’s attendance records. Com¬petition for the trophy lay closelybetween Taylor, Alan Bovard, AnnArbor; M. Geisert, Grand Rapids,Mich.; Douglass Kerr, Gary, Ind.; H.J. Walder, Jackson, Mich.; and J.D. Whittle, Chicago, Ill. J. H. Mc¬Bride, Oklahoma City, Okla.; F.Longsborough, Ferndale, Mich.; H.Poe, Toledo, Ohio; E. B. Poorman,Chicago Heights, Ill., and DominicSullo, Detroit, Mich., who also madefinal ratings higher than 80.COLLEGE MEN and WOMEN CAN MAKEGOOD MONEY THIS SUMMERselling "WHAT IS WHAT IN GROCERIES" by AlexanderTodoroff. The author is a graduate of Northwestern Uni¬versity and is considered one of the foremost authorities ongreeries in the country.This new and unique book is recommended by the Amer¬ican Library Association and by leading Home Economicsauthorities. It is the only book of its kind. Written in ques¬tion and answer fofm, with many illustraions. Invaluable tohousewives, to teachers and students of Domestic Science,to everybody who has to do with the buying or selling ofgroceries.^ “WHAT IS WHAT IN GROCERIES” sells for $2.00.Costs you only $1.00. You make a clear profit of $1.00 oneach copy. 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