Vol. 27. No. 120. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1927WHAT of IT?owpe MOUGENSTEiyiWisconsin has called off its Ven¬etian Night ,the high light of the so¬cial season for the boys at Madisonand for the boys everywhere else witha Ford and a couple of bucks. Thosearc always the only requisites—the in¬clination for Madison, and for Ven¬etian Night particularly, is always pres¬ent. The reason for the cancelling ofthe occasion this year is, so it is said,rain. Venetian Night, it seems, hashad had luck through the years withthe elements, as the almanacs say. It’salways rained that evening and nomatter what day the affair fell on, itwas doomed beforehand. It was sup¬posed, no doubt, by the authoritiesthis year that the usual rain wouldcome along to dampeij the festivities.So technically the evening is off. Therewill be no floats on Lake Medota. of¬ficially no display at all. And yet,Venetian Night will be “on" in spiritthe twenty-seventh, if it is not inactuality. The usual politely brawlishatmosphere will reign. And from thetour quarters of the earth, despite thenews that Venetian Night will not heheld this year, college Fords and col-1lege boys will stream towards Madi- ison on the week-end of the twenty-seventh. The momentum is too greatto be stopped: there will be a Ven¬etian Night, after all. even if every¬body there comes from every collegebut Wisconsin.Mentioning all this recalls to mindthe abysmal dreariness of most of thesocial affairs here at Chicago. No¬body particularly yearns for the Wash¬ington Prom, the Interclass Hop, theInterfraternity Ball, or any of theother "big nights” of the so-called sea¬son. And nobody in particular evergoes to any of them, except possiblyin a very staggish state indeed. Theboys who attend Chicago functions areusually the unknown half of the school.< hit for a good time, they obviouslyfail in their purpose. The eveningsarc just intrinsically too dreary to be¬gin with ,to ever permit an atmosphereof jollification to exist. The spontane¬ity, the inner attraction, that distin¬guishes Venetian Night at Wisconsin,the Carnival at Dartmouth, June Weekat Cornell, or any of the other reallyhappy “good times” the college worldoffers. So Chicago collegians forsaketheir own festivities and go off insteadto Venetian Night, or anything else.Now, if Chicago had been built overon the Lake, say where the SouthShore 'Country Club is . . . why—itmight have a Spring Week or some¬thing of its own, to which the boysfrom Wisconsin might come. But itain’t.Personal*Mr. Milt Mayer’s old man got anotice from his insurance companythe other day, with his check re¬turned along with it, to the effectthat his application for an insurancepolicy for his son’s notorious blueFord had been rejected. “For”, saidthe note, “we do not practice thepolicy of insuring cars driven bycollege boys.” Mr. Mayer, as weall know, is a careful driver, al¬though his nose is a little barked atthe present writing.Miss Eloise Kresse and Miss Flor¬ence Herzman have been named jointchairmen of the Women’s Rushingcommittee of the annual Stagg Inter¬scholastic. We hope there is no truthin The Maroon’s assertion that they“will use the well known appeal oftheir sex” to bring athletes to Chi¬cago. ,Mr. William Stephenson witnessedthe proudest day of his existence yes¬terday when he received a note fromthe Dean’s Office requesting in whatform he desired his name on his dip¬loma. It was a great moment when,at the end of a perfect day, Will seal¬ed up the envelope bearing the laconicinscription: Guglielmo Alexander For¬syth Stephenson." DISTINGUISHED GUESTS HONORSIXTY FRESHMENAID COMMITTEESFOR TRACK MEETSophomore Heads Ap¬point Assistants ForInterscholastic;Final appointments to the personnel ofthe Interscholastic commission wereannounced yesterday. The thirteen chair¬men have appointed sixty-three fresh¬men to make up their committees. TheAnnual Track and Field Tnterscholasticfor prep school stars is to be run offJune 3 and 4 on Stagg Field and in theGrant Park Stadium.Robert McKinlay, chairman of theHousing Committee, has selected as hisassistants: Wanzer Brunelle, Fred Goff,Louvain Simons, Harold Van Schaick,Frank Detweiler, Lloyd Kramer, andDonald Stewart.List Reception CommitteeI The Reception Committee, headedby Harry Hagey, will be composedof Edward Towlar, Horace Koessler.Fred Goff, Ernest Fickel, John Hae-berlin, Joe Brady, and Jack Gray.Cameron Eddy, Robert Graves,Remick MacDowell, Thomas Trow¬bridge, and John McNeil have beendelegated to serve on the Corre¬spondent Rushing Committee ofwhich Robert Spence is chairman.The freshmen chosen by the Spe-(Continued on page 2)DAILY NEWS TAKESPICTURES OF M. S.SPORTS AND DRILLManeuvers by the Military Sciencedepartment were held all day yester¬day to obtain pictures for the ChicagoDaily News. Representatives of thepaper took pictures for both the photo¬gravure section and the motion pic- Iture service in Jackson Park andGreenwood Field.Fancy riding wa a feature of themorning, as was bareback wrestling bvadvanced students of the department.A review under the direction of Lieu¬tenant Gildhardt was held in the af¬ternoon. The hand was also presentin the afternoon and was directed inits exercises with the R. O. T. C. byH. Emmet Wilson, bandmaster.TEN TEAMS VIE FORBRIDGE CUP; STARTPLAY OVER WEEKENDTen teams are in the finals of .theInterfraternity Bridge Tournament.Their first games must be played bynext Monday noon. The schedule isas follows: Beta vs. Pi Lambda Phi;Zeta Beta Tail vs. Delta Upsilon; PhiKappa Psi vs. Delta Sigma Phi; ChiPsi vs. Alpha Sigma Phi; Deke vs.Phi Kappa Sigma. Togo Dygert, DekeHouse, is in charge of the tourna¬ment.College JournalistsConvene At N. U.College newspapermen from theWestern conference will gather inEvanston today and tomorrow fortheir yearly meeting. The conven¬tion will open for business tomor¬row' morning at 10, and there willbe something doing until night.John Howe, chairman of the edi- jtorial board of The Daily Maroon,and Milton Kreines, business man¬ager, will represent the University.The Daily Northwestern, pfficialcampus newspaper at the Evanstonschool, will be hosts to the visitingdelegates, managing accommoda¬tions and entertainment during thetwo days of the convention. University Plays HostAs Crack Waseda NineWaits to Meet MaroonsWaseda is here. 'Once again the University is act¬ing in the role of host to the ballteam from the Far East. Havingarranged a schedule of games withother colleges of the country forthe little Japs, the committee incharge of the series to be playedwith the Asiatics is now busy keep¬ing them entertained until the gametomorrow.A special football scrimmage washeld yesterday afternoon for theirbenefit and dinners were arrangedfor them. They will tour the mid¬west after tomorrow’s game.E. WILSON, BANDLEADEMESIGNSLeaves Post After FiveYears of ServiceEmmett Wilson, bandmaster at theUniversity, is resigning his positionat the end of the present year butpredicts a bright future for the Ma¬roon Band. Taking charge of theband when it was a small unorgan¬ized group five years ago, Mr. Wilsonhas developed it until it is now inposition to do concert work.The band at the present time islarge enough to satisfy the needs ofthe university but in order to be¬come better known it must be in¬creased in numbers and entered intoconcert work, says Mr. Wilson whourges that a man who will carry outsuch a program be chosen as his suc¬cessor. According to Mr. Wilson,“the students want a better band andcan have it if they only insist.”Fate of FreshmenUp To FederationAt Open Meeting“The Fate of the Freshman”'will hediscussed at the bi-monthly open coun¬cil meeting of Federation to he heldTuesday at 7 in the library qf IdaNoyes hall.Problems concerning Freshmanweek, upper class counsellors, andrushing will come before the group.Those who wish to be counsellors lorthe incoming women next Autumnquarter have been especially urged byLaura Reynolds, chairman of thecounsellors, to attend the meeting thatthey may contribute and receive ideas.It is expected that the discussion willbe helpful to the committee planningFreshman week.New Slavonic ClubPresents MusicaleSlavonic vocal and instrumental mu¬sic will form the program of the firstopen meeting of the Slavonic club to¬night at 7:15 in Ida Noyes hall.The Slavonic club, the only organ¬ization of its kind in the universitiesof the United States, through thestudy of Slavonic culture is endeavor¬ing to promote a closer appreciationof the arts and an international ratherthan a national feeling.OPEN REGISTRATIONFOR GOLF MATCHESWomen interested in entering theannual golf and tennis tournamentssponsored by W. A. A. have beenrequested to sign up before Wednes¬day on the posters for this purpose inany of the dormitories or in Ida Noyeshall. The tournaments will be run offas soon as the entrants have beenpaired. MIRROR OFFICERSNAME STAFF FOR1928 PRODUCTIONAdd Four New NamesTo Last Year’sNotablesThe 1928 production staff of TheMirror appointed by the GoverningBoard was announced last night at abanquet given for the members of theorganization at Ida Noyes hall. Aftera talk by Mr. Frank H. O’Hara, di¬rector of student activities, and an ex-j planation by Betty Graham, retiringpresident, of the new plan of Manage¬ment for The Mirror, which has comeinto effect with the new officers, theformal installation ceremony was per¬formed.Frances Kendall, general manager,and Helen King, business manager,Eleanor Metzel, Katherine Rose andMarion McGaum, are the newly electedmembers of the cabinet who were pre¬sented and installed.List Committee ChairmenThe chairmen and their assistants ofthe sub-committees for the third annualMirror production are as follows: Musicand manuscript, Dorothy Hartford,chairman, Ruth McNeil, assistant; pub¬licity and poster; Carol Simons, chair¬man; Helen MacDougall, assistant: pro-(Continued on page 2)Award Prize ToMortar Board InPhoenix ContestFor the fourth time this year the> Mortar uoaiu took first place in} Phoenix sales contest held yesterday.Chi Rho Sigma came in second with awide margin. Members of Pi Delta Phiwon third place, selling thirty-one lessj than their nearest competitors.The highest individual sales were madeby representatives of Chi Rho Sigmaand Deltho. Suzanne Kern, Chi RhoSigma, ranked highest among the in¬dividual saleswomen for the second timethis year. She has also come in secondon several occasions. Marjorie William¬son, Deltho, took second place.STAFF OF CAMPUSLIBRARIES GATHERAT DINNER TONIGHTThe Order of the Grey Towers, anorganization of the staff of the Uni¬versity libraries, will hold a jointmeeting with the Chicago LibraryClub, composed of all the librarians ofChicago and suburbs, tonight at 6:15 inthe sunparlor and theater of IdaNoyes hall.Following the dinner at which over180 guests are expected, a short busi¬ness meeting will be held.“Who's WhoIn America”lists sixteen of the twenty-nine contri¬butors to the Celebrities" Number.“Who’s Who in England” names one.Two are found in “Who’s Who in NewYork.” In “Who’s Who in Chicago,”we find three of the contributorsnamed.It seems justifiable to call it theCelebrities Number.The Daily Maroon Frosh Finish Up SocialSeason With Big ClassField Day in Palos ParkAs a climax to the social activ¬ities of the Freshman class comesthe picnic to Palos •Park. Tomor¬row at 3:30 the busses will leavefrom in front of Mandel to carrythe students to the scene of thefrolic. It’s the first of its kind, butthe class council is confident thatit will be a success.The usual gamut of picnic re¬freshments will be available for theseveral hundred freshmen whohave secured tickets. The sojournto the Palos hills will end at 8,after games, marshmallow roasts,and other entertainment are over.MASON EXPLAINSIncome From 4 ClassesEndows Faculty ChairSpeaking at Senior chapel » yesterdaynon, the President outlined at the re¬quest of John Meyer, Senior class presi¬dent, the proposed plan for the class’contribution to the Ernest De Witt Bur¬ton Memorial Professorship fund.The President explained that the Pro¬fessorship fund, which has already beenpartially raised by the two precedingclasses, would be particularly appropri¬ate to commemorate the era of expansioninitiated under former President Bur¬ton’s administration. The income fromthe fund, which would be raised by thefour classes, would be used to secureanother distinguished for the Univer¬sity faculty.Open Annual ArtExhibit With TeaIn Ida Noyes HallFaculty members of the Art depart¬ment will be entertained by the Artclub at a tea Monday at 3:30 in TdaNoyes hall to open the Second An¬nual Art exhibition.The exhibition to be held from Mon¬day to Friday on the second floor ofIda Noyes hall will include work byfaculty, students, and alumni of theArt department. Professor Walter Sar¬gent, head of the department will con¬tribute to the exhibit.The Art club especially invites stu¬dents in the Art department to attendthe tea.Elect Dames ClubOfficers TomorrowThe annual election of the officersof the Dames club will take place at ameeting of the organization, to be heldtomorrow at 3 at Tda Noyes hall. Theclub is made up of the wives of fac¬ulty members.A program will follow the electionand installation of the new officers.The pupils of Miss Helen Savagewill interpret several dances and Mrs.P. M. Cook Will give a number ofreadings.MASONS HIRE BLAKETO PLAY AT SMOKERKen Blake’s orchestra has been en¬gaged to play at the Masonic smokerto be given from 8-10 this evening inthe south lounge of Reynolds Club.Campus and off-campus men have beeninvited to speak at this affair, to whichall Masons and their friends are in¬vited. Other entertainment will beprovided and refreshments are to beserved. "MEMORIAL .FUND 32 WELL KNOWNPATRONESSES TOSEE FIRST NIGHTPresent Board MembersAnd Assistants AtAnnual BanquetIncluded among the names ofpatronesses for “Plastered in Paris,”twenty-fourth annual Blackfriarsmusical comedy, announced by Ab¬bot Philip Watrous yesterday areMrs. Rockefeller McCormick, Mrs.Kellogg Fairbank, Countess Charlesde Ferry de Fontnouvelle, and Mrs.Frederick A. Stock. Aside fromthese four, who have never giventheir support to a Friars productionbefore, the list of patronesses issubstantially the same as it has beenfor the last few years.Most of the patronesses will at¬tend the opening night’s perform¬ance May 20. Mrs. McLaury hastaken two boxes for the first night.Mrs. Nuveen one, and Harold Swiftthree. Mrs. Mason will occupy abox with the President, while Mrs.Fuqua and Mrs. Watrous are alsoexpected at the opening.Work In MandelWork on the show has been shift¬ed from the Reynolds Club Theaterto the Mandel stage, where the reg¬ular performances will be put on.Practices have been in progressthere for a week, and the show isrounding into its finished form. Withtwo weeks still to go, the productionwill have been smoothed out and gotinto easy running form by the night) of the premiere.The list of patronesses includesMrs. Chauncey Boucher, Mrs. Wai¬ter S. Carr, Mrs. Hamilton Coleman,Mrs. Kellogg Fairbank, Mrs. EdithFoster Flint, Countess Charles deFerry de Fontnouvelle, Mrs. A. Nel¬son Fuqua, Mrs. Henry Gordon Gale,Mrs. Charles W. Gilkey, Mrs. EdgarJ. Goodspeed, Mrs. James WeberLinn, Mrs. Shailer Mathews, Mrs.Max Mason, Mrs. Rockefeller Mc¬Cormick, Mrs. Parmalee McFadden,Mrs. Walker G. McLaury.Mrs. Albert A. Michelson, Mrs. jiS-len G. Mills, Mrs. William A. Nitze,Mrs. Ralph H. Norton, Mrs. JohnNuveen, Mrs. Thomas O’Hara, Mrs.Charles W. Randle, Mrs. Milton E.(Continued on page 2)TWENTY STUDENTSENROLL TO TRAVELWITH COOK TOURSTwenty students in the Universityhave enrolled with Stanton Robbins,manager of the Student Cook TourAssociation and will enjoy the sum¬mer in travel. Owing to the fact thatmany students who wished to consultMr. Robbins yesterday did not have anopportunity, he has announced thathe will be at the information bureautoday from 1 to 3.Daughter of Prof.McLaughlin WedsMiss Isabelle McLaughlin,daughter of Professor Andrew C.McLaughlin, head of the Historydepartment, was married last eve¬ning in the Joseph Bond Chapel toRockwell Stephens, ex-’23, and amember of Chi Psi fraternity.Six of the bridal party weregraduates of the University. Amongthem are Mrs. E. W. Donahue, ma¬tron of honor; Mrs. Donald Green,bridesmaid; Henry Ricketts, bestman, and Lennox Gray, HaroldSippy and Elmer Donahue, whowere ushers.Miss McLaughlin was graduatedfrom Smith college in 1923.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1927Cfie jBatlp jtlaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper. )OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTNews Editor Charles J. Harris Advertising ManagerNews Editor Fred Kretschmer ... --...Circulation ManagerNews EditorWhistle Editor -AuditorAssistant Office ManagerFeature Editor Hubard Lovewell....Junior EditorBetty McGeeVictor Roterus ...Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports Editor Joseph Klitzer National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantRobert Stern ...Assistant Sports EditorDay Editor Sophomore AssistantDay EditorDay Editor Sophomore AssistantDay EditorJack McBrady ... .Sophomore AssistantSophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editvr Wallace Nelson— .Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.AFTER THE BELLIN EVERY COURSE in the University there are always a fewindividuals who insist upon taking up the professor’s timeafter the class hour for the purpose of asking questions, some¬times opposite to the class work, but in most instances either com¬pletely off the subject or completely puerile. In addition, thesequestions very often are on points that have been completelycovered by the instructor during his lecture, and are due either toinattention or unintelligent interpretation by the student. Andthe most pitiful aspect of these persistent questioners is that theysomehow do not realize that a professor can become bored andthat their object of securing better grades by professing over¬whelming interest will be defeated.To be sure, a student body may become interested in a sub¬ject and wish to increase his knowledge of it by securing addition¬al information beyond that which the professor dispenses to theclass. If so, there are definite office hours for such conferences,and it is not fair to either the professor or to other classmateswho have important matters to discuss, to take up the preciousmoments after class. It shows an extremely selfish and unsocialattittude on the part of the daily pests, and one that must be dis¬couraged by the rest of the student body.A professor has no rescourse agains such invariable inroadson his time save to refuse all questioners, leave the room hurriedlyafter the lecture or to be extremely rude. The first and second al¬ternatives are against the procedure of the University and thelatter is an avoided last resort. Consequently it is up to the stu¬dent body to discourage such questioners by frowning upon theprocedure, asking only important questions themselves, and, ifnecessary, assuming the responsibility of squelching these abom¬inable grade-seekers.KIMBALL HALL, MAY 31rHE UNIVERSITY CHOIR, into which Mr. Mack Evans has in¬fused the scope and power of his ability and enthusiasm,i about to make a formal debut to the music-loving people ofhicago. On Tuesday, May 31st, the choir will give a publicDncert of sacred and secular music at Kimball Hall.Past generations of university students have endured stonilyle sacred, well-intentioned stranis of the chapel choirs. Not un-l this year has the University choir received the approval orzen the recognition of the student body. The change in campusttitude has been as remarkable as it has been deserved. Theloir is good. It is larger than it has been, and it has a waitingst of people who are anxious to sing with it merely for the love' singing. They practice faithfully and hard ,and they sing goodmsic. Next Friday at 9 the choir will broadcast from stationrLS, as it has been doing weekly. Anyone who is not convinced: its excellence should listen.University students who appreciate good music, who have>und the chapel singing salutory and who are grateful for theivivication of an aesthetic instrument long dormant, should givele choir the encouragement of attendance at their concert. SIXTY FRESHMEN AID •COMMITTEES FORTHE TRACK MEET(Continued from page 1)cial Rushing Committee, under theleadership of Charles Cutter are:Maurice Holohan, James Sheldon,William Crawford, Dunning Brown,and Glen Heywood.On the Promotion Committee,managed oy Barrett O’Hara are:Adraip Klaason, Gordon Chissom,Richard Parker, and Edward Law¬ler.Saul Weislow and his CampusRushing Committee will be compos¬ed of: Jack Diamond, Gordon Wat-rous, Edward Wrightsman, GeorgeRay, and Harold Hayden. Transportation CommitteeThe Transportation Committeewill consist of Hubert Hoffert, Ed¬ward Schultz, John Ridge, WilliamGartside, and William Schotler.Fred Robey is chairman.The Special Place Winners’ Rush¬ing Committee will be identical withSaul Weislow’s * Campus RushingCommittee.Ben Patterson, chairman of theInvitation Committee, will have inhis following, Joe Brady, GeorgeFaris, Ernest Stevens, Wallace John¬son, William Belt, Louis Kramer,Harold Hayden, Hardy Maclay andDick Simpson.Hugh Riddle, Charles Good, ElmerMorrow, Robert McCormack. JamesPaddock and Edwin Levin, have beenchosen for the Campus Publicity Committee under the chairmanshipof Stewart McMullen.The News Committee, headed byB. J. Green, will be composed ofRobert Wilson, Gene Weafer, andJulian Jackson, Leon Smaller,and Milo Jeffries.32 WELL KNOWNPATRONESSES TOSEE FIRST NIGHT(Continued from page 1)Robinson, Jr., Mrs. «,..'.os AlonzoStagg, Mrs. Frederick A. Stock, Mrs.Silas H. Strawn, Mrs. Charles N.Swift,' Mrs. Gustavus F. Swift, Mrs.Philip B. Watrous, Mrs. Howard L.Willett, Mrs. Frederic C. Wood¬ward. MIRROR OFFICERSNAME STAFF FOR1928 PRODUCTION(Continued from page 1)gram, Margaret Pringle, chairman,Elizabeth Galt; Assistant,; properties,Marjorie Williamson, chairman. HazelWiggers, assistant; costumes, FlorenceHerzman, chairman, Cora Mae Ell-worth, assistant; scenery, Leila Whitney,chairman, Gaire Davis, assistant; boxoffice, Jane Sheehan, chairman, HelenWalters, assistant; Rosalind Hamm .'sassistant to the stage manager, who willhe announced later. Katharine Fitz¬gerald will be head usher.hm ®o nralftpThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsRes., 5517 University. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 a.m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday ServicesWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University11 a. m.—Sermon, Dr. Boddypreaching.7:45 p. m.—Evening Service.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M*—Dr. T. M. Carlislepreaching on: “The Necessity ofYou.”6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. Carlisle preaching:“The Rhine of America.”FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. MB. Y. P. U. invites you to teasocial hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M. tfllooitanlfoenur anil 57th StreetOon Ogden Ucxjt ~ minister EPISCOPALThe Church House* SUNDAY, MAY 15, 19271 1:00 A. M. The God of Religion.6 P. M. Channing Club. The New Church PlansHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterSUNDAY, MAY 15TH10:00 a.m.—Bible Class. Teacher,Dean Edward T. Lee of JohnMarshall Law School.11:00—Morning Worship and Ser¬mon: “For the Sake of Under¬standing."6:00—Young People’s Discussionand Social Hour. Students es¬pecially invited.A WELCOME FOR YOU Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT MTH ST.“Where You’re » Stringer Only Once.'C. E. Paulus, Paator9:45 a. m.—Bible School.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League: MrFrank Gerzel. student leaderSubject: “How to BecomeLeader."7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.The Lutheran Student Club ofthe University will have charge ofthe evening meeting. All studentsare invited to enjoy this eveningwith us.St. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSUNDAY SERVICES, MAY 15, 1927I 1:00 A. M. Sermon:: "The Pursuit of Happiness.”8:00 P. M. The Light of the World ’ a picture sermon.Special music by Culver Military Academy GleeClub. 50 cadets in uniform.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerChicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MAY 15th, at 11 A. MMR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onGovernor Smith’s Loyalty: Mr.Charles C. Marshall's ChaUei.geto Roman Catholic.All seats freeVisitors cordially welcome Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MinisterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon, May 15—“What is aChurch?”Wranglers: Beach Party. Assem¬ble at Church at 6 o’c’lock.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Univarsalistg)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram9:45 a. m.—Church SchoolI11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group 5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Student ChaplainServicesHoly Communion, 9:00 a. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Hily Days: HolyCommunion, 7:00 a. m.f at theChurch House.The Church ofThe Redeemer5tth and BtackatoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..S550 Blackatone Ave.Tel. Hyde Park 7390Sunday: Holy Communion, 8:00a. m., 9:15 a. m., and (with ser¬mon), 11:00 a. m.Choral Evensong and Sermon,7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.St. Paul's Church50th and J>ox-heaterF’ariah Office: 4946 Dorchester Avenu>Tel. Oakland 318$REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 n. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. ra.Young People’s Supper, 6:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7 :45 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Ministers:CHARLES W. GILKEYNORRIS L. TIBBETS11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’s Church Club.7:00 p. m.—Undergraduate Clubfor College Women. MariaKine, leader.Undergraduate Club forCollege ’Women.8:00 p. m.—Illustrated address:“Religious Conditions in Europe,"Kenneth Miller.The Young Peoples Church Clubwill present their annual entertain¬ment on Friday, May 13, at 8:15.Two one-act comedies, one of them“Station Y. Y. Y. Y.” by BoothTarkington. will be on the program.Tickets, 50 cents.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal Church, Woodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—Subject: “A Functional Re¬ligion."Evening Service, 7:45 o'clock—Subject: Fourth in sermonseries on the Lord's Prayer, "Forgiveness."An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister,We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People's Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWN.: . a.LBall team plays Waseda to¬day, Ohio tomorrow. 1 art) eS ? <OpRjifa & o nTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 13. 1927RENEW JAPAN-U.S. BASEBALL RIVALRYTrack team competes inQuadrangular at Evanston.TWENTY-FIVE STAMEN COMPETE ATEVANSTON TRACK GAMES TOMORROWBurg, Williams, Burke, andGist Are MaroonHopesI he same track team which so de¬cisively beat Purdue a week ago. withthe addition of one man, will be Chi¬cago's entry to the annual Quadrang¬ular meet at Evanston tomorrow. Thecompetition at this meeting will hefurnished by Ohio State, Wisconsin,itid Northwestern and their combinedHovers will make things a bit hardtor the Maroons.Chicago’s best chances are Burg inthe high jump, Williams in the mile,Cist in the half and Wake Burke, inthe quarter.Of the rest of the events few areknown as Maroon strong points hutody and Smith in the dashes shouldroll up a few counters for the hometeam. Except for Burg, the outlookm the held and weight division is a!ut cloudy, with Klein strong in the>hot-put. vThe following men will make the HONORS RELAY TEAMDespite the fact that Coach Stagg’srelay team, made up of Gist. Williams,Burke, and Hegovic, ran the two milerelay only once they were picked byAlbon Holden, editor of the Big TenWeekly, as thethird best two mile re¬lay aggregation in the United States.Ames and Boston College are thetwo outfits ranked above the Maroons.The fine performance of Chicago in theDrake Relays is entirely responsiblefor Holden’s naming of the Maroonson his All-American selections. Chi¬cago lost first place in the two mileby a scant six yards to Ames andmade the fast time of 7:54 in the race.Ames claims first ranking by virtue ofthe times of 7:51, 7:52, and 7:53 inthree races.trip Captain Burg, Cody, Brand, Glea¬son, Burke, Armstrong, Gist, Dystrup,Jackson, Berndtson, Dugan, Hegovic,Spence, Williams, Hitz, Smith, Zeigler,Klein, Frey, Salamowitz, Krogh. Ol-win. 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Franklin 3110\ VISITORS FROM THE ORIENTIntramural PlayballFinalists Draw ForClosing Round Today CAPTAINS DAVIDSON| AND FLEXNER DEPARTFOR A. A. U. GYM MEETWith only one exception the teamswhich will fight it out for the I-MPlayground Ball championship are de¬termined. The lone exception occursin the Beta League where Delta Uand Phi’Beta Delta are tied for sec¬ond place.The teams which have come throughthe preliminary rounds are asked tosend a representative to the drawingfor the final rounds of the tournamentwhich will be made in the I-M officeat one o’clock today. In order to give his entries plentyof rest and a chance to get acclim¬ated before they enter the NationalA. A. U. gym meet contests Coach D.L. Hoffer, sent his two stars, David¬son and Flexner, off to New York lastnight. The men, Captain and Captain-elect respectively of the gym team, areentered in the national affair at theImmigrant City mainly for the experi-Edgeworthmakes ladiespreferpipe'smokersTry Our40c Plate Lunchor our75c&$l Dinnersonceand you’llcome back again.The Gem Restaurant(THE INTERSTATE COMPANY)1590 East 53rd StreetUnder East End I C. R. R. Elevation at 53rdWe are now closing our dining room at 9; 30 P. M. CLEVER WASEDANS INVADE MIDWAYLOT; OPEN THREE GAME SERIES TODAYHimuro, Star of Visitors;MackKnd ToPitch•Lineups:WasedaSegt IfMiguhara. rfHimure, cfIguchri, 3bItami, cMizukami, II)Tominaga, ssMori, 2bAsakura, p ChicagoPrice, lbMcConnell, ssBrignall, 3bAnderson, 2bWebster, cGordon. IfHoerger, cfPrwss, rfMacklind. pBy Vic RoterusThe Waseda ball nine from Japan,where the stretcher is the popularmeans of conveyance for the able aswell as the disabled, will frolic withthe Maroons in the latter’s yard thisafternoon to return the Maroon visitto Japan in 1925. The occasion prom¬ises to be a rather big one in localball history the band will be out ,andthe largest crowd in years is expectedto line up alongtfOth Street and Green¬wood avenue. The game will beginat 3:30.The Waseda outfit, who have won 7and lost 4 while in the states, limberedup on the Greenwood diamond yester¬day morning and showed quite a bitof agility and nimbleness. They are aclean-cut bunch of youths who speakwel! for the land of the cherry-blos¬soms. Himuro. captain and center- The Waseda RecordThe visiting Waseda baseballteam has played its way from thePacific Coast to the Midway witha creditable string of victories toits credit. The opening game withStanford University was droppedafter a hard 11 inning battle butin the next meeting the stars fromthe Orient reversed the decision.After that they won most of theirengagements with leading westerncolleges to bring their record upto seven won out of eleven gamesplayed. It seems that the Maroonswill have it tough in today’s biggame.ence they will receive, for neither areexpected to do any winning stunts.The other entrants at the tourney areall seasoned veterans and against themthe relatively inexperienced collegeteam-men have little chance of show¬ing. Hoffer will follow the men thisevening.COWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at Ellis Ave.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TryOur Malted Milks.^'■^60/TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9Yl)Vu2AUTLC5VvajuJCVAUDEVILLEs>»NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSPrcvSunday& ThursdayBARGAINMATINEE* DAILYJUST THE PLACE TO SPTOAN AFTERNOON OR EVQHN6 I fieider, is reported to cover groundlike a forest fire and to be as fast asa White City flapper.See Sox WinThey are enjoying their trip im¬mensely and yesterday, as guests ofCharles Comiskey, they saw the Soxtrip the Senators. And they are up onthis big league dope. They know allabout Waiter Johnson. Bambino Ruthand the rest of them by consumingthe sports fodder that drifts across tothe Japanese news offices.Five of them are familiar to theMaroons. Himuro, Iguchi, Segi, Itamiand Tominaga all batted againstMacklind in the series on the island.The series resulted in two ties, twowins for the Wasedans, and one winfor the Maroons.They will face their old friend,Snapper Macklind, again today. Wa¬seda will use Asakura. Macklindshould be able to go the route as thevisitors are not as strong with thewillow as they are in the field. Itshould be a colorful and interestingaffair no matter what turn the gamemay take.Saturday the Maroons will playOhio State at Columbus. Kaplan willstart this game, with either Ames orBlanchard, who beat the Maroons hereopposing him. The Maroons are gen¬erally conceded to he out of the con¬ference race, but, still, they could af¬ford a couple victories.FOR BEST MUSIC ONCAMPUSKARL LILLIE’SORCHESTRATel. Hyde Park 8133MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63*rl & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - Peopl* oo th* SUfc - 40Mostly Girl*Moving Picture* with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0960 •-'V;Jiflatiitty mmm ■ - ■ —■THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1927LA CRITIQUE, the latest nose-thumber and finger-pointer to arise inthe cause of Truth, gathers its scarletevidence and hurls bold accusations atthe “campus politicians.” And, horrorstricken, a mighty campus writhes un¬der the agonizing realization that frat-erity brothers vote for each other andschool friends discuss elections. Withthis fearless policy safety launched itcan only be a hope for the future thatLa Critique, from its wealth of inti¬mate information, will make furtherstartling disclosures about the fact thatthe President of the University worksfor money, that the Easter bunny busi¬ness is a fake, that some flowers havestamens and others pistils, that E.11 has that awful Ulysses book.To MR. MANC.an’t you be kind, Big Boy?H aven’t you a heart. Big Boy?A nyone able to see. honey, wouldR ealize what you mean to me, soL et’s be just good friends. Big Boy:E ver since the time we quarreled, itS eems I’ve felt so blue, man. thatI don’t know what to do!May 11, 1927:Please print this, Mr. Terrible Turk.My heart will just break if you don’t.Some day, if you don’t you’ll be sor¬ry, Thank you.—Petite SoeurTERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63 rd St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewprivate lessons, day or evening. Privatelessons given in a closed room.Lady or Gentleman Instructors.College and Localfraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in oar own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on display.YociTl Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jewelers27 East Monroe Street, Chicago. Ill scene in which Clyde Keutzer, sus¬pended on some sort of an arrange¬ment. is swung far out above theheads of the audience. Common opin¬ion has it that if anything goes wrongwith the swing the beauteous Clydewill justify his reputation as a bigman about campus! CLASSIFIED ADS lapt”1163 E-54th st”Tel-Dor-8414-THE Frosh will have a class pic¬nic next Saturday. “Food,” says theDaily Maron. “will consist of sand¬wiches, ice cream, fruit, and the usualconstituents of a picnic lunch.” Theusual constituents?—don’t you know,they mean mosquitoes? ' LOST—In Harper Tuesday, sheetmusic, Scherzo by Chopin, etc. Re¬ward. McKinlay, D. U. House.LOST—White Gold Wrist Watch.Please call M. Kirtsinger. H. P.7441. REWARD.FOR RENT—Nice airy room. 3rd•••••••••••••#MR. Williamson Does Not Speak tothe Hired HelpDear Turk:Isnt’ it too bad when Mr. William¬son works so hard for the Daily Ma¬roon that he doesn’t get anything outof it but that little five-lined invitationto the dear gentleman who found hisbill-fold. Now my advice to Mr. Wil¬liamson is to write a contribution toThe Whistle, and you’d HAVE toprint it—because he is MR. WIL¬LIAMSON . . . Mr. W'Uiamson isso modest.With anxiety for Mr. Williamson,I remain,Linda“PLASTERED IX PARIS’’ has aOfficial CollegeFRATERNITYcJewelryBadffes-Pin^s-Novelties"WARREN PIPER &CO.31 N. STATE ST. Turk:May I suggest from Tagore—this.You lived on the shady side of theroad and watched your neighbor’s gar¬den across the way revelling in thesunshine—You felt you were poor, but youwere too proud to go from door todoor with your hunger—Some gave you from their carelessabundance*—only to make you moreaware of your beggar’s bowl.Till one morning you awoke fromyour sleep at the sudden opening ofyour door, and I came along for alms.In despair you broke the lid ofyour chest open ,and was startled intofinding your own wealth.—AnonUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty-MOSER-“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. 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Immed. possession.MUSICIANS WANTED—Trip toFrance. One month in Paris. Alto-clarinet, trumpet, piano, drums. Readand fake. Leave Chicago May 30,leave United States June 1, arriveback in States July 7. Rehearsal Thursday evening May 11 at 8314Oglesby Avenue, S. S. 7617, PaulMedalie.FOR RENT—Log cabin at theDunes. Four rooms, fifteen acres.On highway Phone Fairfax 8434.FOR RENT—Two double rooms.Facing st. 4621 Woodlawn Ave. Tel.Kenwood 3646.FOR SALE—Remington Portable. Newr. Perfect condition. Bargain.Phone Davis, Mid. 1624, before 10a. m.•FOR RENT—Nice light room forone or two boys. 1403 E. 60th St.Apt. D.Will the gentleman who found abill-fold bearing the name WalterG. Williamson, in gold leaf, pleasebring it to the office of The DailyMaroon and receive his reward?It’s the Result of an Inhibition Se¬ducing An Ideal!Say Turk:This French gal Merjonne seemsto be a bit hurt about our lack of ap¬preciation for her art. Why is it somepeople take themselves so seriously,even art and recreation. She speaks ofart and brain-children: tell me, Turk,what is a “brain-child?”—TaciturnPantagoras—say, we can’t print that.But come around and we’ll tell you abetter one!—TERRIBLE TURK Henry GLytton § SonsBroadway and Fifth — Gary • Orrington and Church EvanstonState and Jackson—Chicago“The FORESOME’4-piece Golf Suit ismy favorite becauseit is comfortable andup to the minute instyle. I always feelproperly attired inmy ‘FORESOME’and recommendthese suits highly.”Johnny Farrell .m“Foresome” 4-PieceGolf and Sport SuitsA Wonderful Valu e—E xclusive with U s—with Coat, Vest, Knickers and Long TrousersyiRTUALLY two suits for the price of one—that’s economy. But above all, it’ssmart, correct for campus, comfortable for the golf course, and convenient towear to and from. 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