®Jje Battp jHaroon Tickets forBlackfriars nowon sale in Mandel.Vol. 27. No. 117.WHAT of IT?Wadm morcenstbrnThe Daily Maroon has struggledalong all the years of its existencetrying as best it can to be a goodcollege paper. It has been less am¬bitious than some of its contempor¬aries—or, should we say, more cog¬nizant of its real field and function?and has never affiliated itself withA. P. or any other of the news agen¬cies in an attempt to cover news out¬side of its own particular sphere.Possibly the reason for this has beenthat the editors of the paper haverecognized, and wisely so, that thatfield is covered entirely adequatelyby the big newspapers of Chicago.The situation, obviously, is not as itis in Champaign or Columbia, Mo.,or some other towns of good sizethat still lack a good town newspaper,and consequently are served by thejournals the college students put out.Whatever the reasons may be, TheMaroon has confined itself prettystrictly to the business of being acollege paper—and just as good acollege paper as the facilities at hand(and that includes the highly im¬portant item of a staff recruitedfrom the college itself) allow. Ithink it’s quite safe to say that TheMaroon has been just that—a goodcollege paper—and by being so hassatisfied itself and those who areits readers.This year its efforts have been alittle more pretentious than theyhave ever been before ,and becausethe paper has been run well, it hasbeen at least a little better paperthan it has ever been before. Whenat Christmas The Maroon came outwith a sixty-page special edition, andit was pointed out that this was thebiggest college paper that had everput anywhere, some people were in¬clined to dispose of the quantity an¬gle of the paper with the old “Whatof it?” Quantity, they pointed out,was in itself nothing. But they couldnot dispose of what was in the pa¬per with a casual “What of it?” Forthe sixty pages were as interestingas (and the longest odds were thatthey were a good deal more interest¬ing than) any pages a college news¬paper ever came up with. The stuffwas not only good, but it was in¬teresting to college readers, and soonce again The Maroon was not over¬stepping its logical field, but merelyattempting to give a college audiencethe best and most interesting paperin a college way that circumstanceswould allow.* * *Now, to cap the year’s activity,The Maroon is to come out sometimethis month with a Celebrities Num¬ber. It is the most unique thing thata college newspaper has ever at¬tempted, and response to the idea ofit so far has indicated that the num¬ber will come off successfully. Thecelebrities have come through. Theyare almost all university men, andthey are writing their articles witha college audience in view, and thusare taking up things in which thecollege man is somehow or other con¬cerned. So The Maroon is still sage¬ly adhering to its policy of a collegepaper for college men. And yet, lestall the light that will be shed in theforthcoming paper be lost to a worldthat needs all the light it can get,the Celebrities Number will not berestricted to the Chicago campus. Itwill be sent out, a sort of crusaderin the cause of college newspapers,throughout the byways of the land.It will be put on the news-stands ofChicago and it will be sent out inQuantity to every college of size inthe country, there to be put on sale.The boys at Harvard will be givenan opportunity of sliding out of theirtraditional indifference, and the boysat Wyoming College of Mines will begiven a chance to gauk. It will besomething for college newspapers and'’oljege men tc remember. APPOINT FOUR TOHEAD BOOTHS ATBLACKFRIAR FETEBox Office Open DailyFrom 11 to 5 InMandel UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1927Old Bird Flies in Thursday WithProf. Shevil) and George JeanNathan en Route to Pre-eminenceBlackfriars box office opened yes¬terday at 11, and will be open everyday from 11 to 5 until the last per¬formance.The quadrangle fete, under theauspices of the Y. W. C. A., will bemanaged by Dorothy Low, who haschosen representatives from the fourclasses to assist her with the sales.Kathleen Stewart, senior, will man¬age the ice cream booth; Betsey Far-well, junior, will have charge of thesale of candy and nuts; Annette Al¬len, sophomore, of cold drinks; andClaire Davis, freshman, of theflowers.Hold Fete In CourtThe fete will be held in Hutchin¬son court, if the weather permits,otherwise the four booths will beplaced in Mandel hall cloister. Ed¬gar Kortez, scenery manager forBlackfriars, and his assistants willbuild and set up the booths. Thename for the fete, which formerlyhas been based on some phase of theshow, will be announced next week.Call for Score WomenRuth Mills, chairman of the scoresales, and the only woman directlyconnected with the Blackfriars show,has asked that women interested inselling scores at any of the perform¬ances meet Friday at 12 in Cobb110.GUESTS LAUD HOP;PARTY ACCLAIMED ASTARTLING SUCCESS“A ‘Darn* good party,” was thecollective sentiment of the two hun¬dred couples who attended the In¬terclass Hop at the Blackstone hotel,Friday. Being held off campus for thefirst time in the history of the eventwas unanimously approved by thepatronage.The small crowd and the subse¬quent exclusiveness of the group,tempered by the importance given theoccasion by the appearance of themany stage and screen celebritiestended to make the occasion enjoy¬able. “The Old Bird begs to announcethat its next product, a Mortor Num¬ber appearing Thursday will containcontributions by Prof. FerdinandSchevill and Mr. George Jean Nath¬an, the eminent critic who is associ¬ated with Mr. Mencken in the edit¬ing of the American Mercury.” Thusspake John Allison, editor of thePhoenix, and there was great joy inhis voice. The scene was taken inThe Daily Maroon omce yesterdayafternoon.He has also scored on the rest ofthe college comics. Mr. Allison saysthere is little prospect of a rival’s ap¬pearing, although of course he isn’tsure. Prof. Schevill, who is leaving thecampus for good in just a fewmonths, has written his memories ofthe late Willliam Vaughan Moodyunder the title “A RememberedApril.” Mr. Nathan, one-time editorof “The Cornell Widow,” has writtenof college comics in general, althoughhe is particularly concerned with theundergraduate atrocities of his ownday.Ann Van Nice, a student in theDepartment of Art, has designed thecover for this great edition. Mr. Al¬lison claims that this essential fea¬ture is also considerably above par.Altogether, the next Phoenix hasmuch to live up to. LECTURES IN MANDELDr. KooADD VISITORS TO$UMMER_STAFFAmerican, Foreign Lec¬turers To Give CoursesPURPLE AND MAROONGERMAN CLUBS GIVEPLAYS HERE MAY 12Die Deutsche Gesellschaften of theUniversity and of Northwestern uni¬versity are to present two Germanplays in the Reynolds club theatreThursday evening, May 12. They arealso to be given at Northwesterntonight.“Die feme Prinzessin” by Her¬mann Sudermann, is the play to begiven by the University group, andLudwig Fulda’s “Unter vier Augen”by Northwestern. The cast for “Diefeme Prinzessin” includes IrmaSchroeder, Dorothea Schultz, Esth¬er Anderson, Emma Riehl, HelenMitchell, Karl Bauer, Ella Vorn-brack, John Haeberlin and MarianRitcheson. Tickets are fifty cents andmay be obtained at the door or frommembers of Die Deutsche Gesell¬schaften any time up to Thursday. Many well known members of thefaculties of American and foreignuniversities and colleges will be onthe campus as visiting professors andlecturers for the summer quarter.Cephas Daniel Allin, chairman ofthe department of Political Scienceat the University of Minnesota, willbe on campus as a member of theHarris Foundation Institute estab¬lished for the promotion of betterunderstanding between America andother nations.John Crane, who is at present theEnglish speaking secretary to Presi¬dent Mazarak of Czechoslovakia, willhave charge of a course in the Poli¬tical Science department on TheGovernments of Central Europe.Clarence Ward, head of the de¬partment of Fine Arts of Oberlincollege, Ohio, will teach two coursesin the Art department.Sponsor Contest InArtistic Reading forUpperclass StudentsSenior college students are invitedto compete in the Florence JamesAdams contest in artistic reading,the preliminaries for which will beheld May 10, at 3:30, in Cobb 112A.The first prize is $75 with $25 assecond award. The selections readmust be poetry of literary merit.The time limit is four minutes in thepreliminaries and ten minutes in thefinals. All contestants must registerwith Prof. B. G. Nelson, Box 14,Faculty Exchange, by May 16.FLINT HONORED BYFRESHMAN WOMENMrs. Edith Foster Flint will beguest of honor and speaker at a teaunder the auspices of the FreshmanWoman’s club, Thursday at 4 in thenorth reception room of Ida NoyesEvery quarter the club holds threefunctions. This is the second of theSpring quarter, and Muriel Parker,president of the organizations, hasurged every Freshman woman to at¬tend.Pres. Mason Names Three R’s ofCollege in Scholarship Lecture“A college should offer the finecombination of good fun, good sports¬manship, and good scholarship,” saidPresident Max Mason before the 487selected high school students whocompeted in the interscholastic schol¬arship examinations, Friday. The in¬structors are not judges or drivers,thoy nr*» the assistants to help the undergraduates discover and workof knowledge.”That one of the greatest defectsof the secondary school system of to¬day is the habit of the students offrittering away their time while read¬ing is the contention of Dean Wil¬liam S. Gray, of the school of edu¬cation, addressing a concurrent as¬semblage. Bookstore UnableTo Buy RottersTo Supply FattSFor a week or two the campus willhave to keep on walking, for in Spithof valiant efforts on the part of theBookstore, roller skates cAnnot bepurchased.In response to the present ip-parent demand by the catnpus forthis simple means of locomotion, theBookstore decided to ptlfchaie alimited supply to find out if the de¬mand was great enough to necessi¬tate an order for a complete line.TICKET SALES FORMIRROR DINNER TOEND AT FIVE TOO AYTicket sales for the initiation ban¬quet for Mirror members Thursday,at 6 in the sun parlors of Ida Noyeshall, have been extended to 5 thisafternoon. Tickets may be purchasedfor one dollar at the Y. W. C. A.office and The Daily Maroon office.Frank H. O’Hara, director of stu¬dent activities, and the retiring Andnewly elected officers will speak.Florence Herzman, general chairmanof the affair, has asked the membersof Mirror to purchase their tickets atGOONERATNE, POLOCAPTAIN, SUFFERSCOLLAPSE AT TALKChandra Sena Gooneratne^ Ah EastIndiana leader attending the tJni-versity, collapsed last night whilespeaking on “The Awakehing ofIndia” at the Abraham Lihcdift cen¬ter, 700 Oakwood boulevard.Mr. Gooneratne is captain of thevarsity polo team, and served Withthe British army during the WAT. Hewas taken to the Wesley Memorialhospital, where it was repotted thathis collapse was due to f Atigue.After the accident th| meetingwas thrown into confusion final¬ly disbanded. MMlMi•vnV4MNMHV ■“Let all men, 7Says Burtonifi“for several generations, lie qpietlyanl legally put to death at tM age ofthirty-five. I shall willingly submit ifmy co-evals and elders will submit withme.” ** •Burton Rascoe, New York columnist,editor, and book reviewer, has written“A Salute to Youth,” especially for theCelebrities’ Number. In his fluent, con¬versational style, Rascoe tells us howmuch a man is worth, and what ismore important, when and how longhe is worth that much.Rascoe is one of the most versatile, ofAmerica’s men of letters. His offeringis an invaluable offering toThe Daily Maroon DRAMATS READ‘ROMEOHTONIGHTShakespeare’s TragedyFirst of Series KOO TO DELIVERONLY UNIVERSITYTALK INJVIANDELFamous Interpreter ofYoung China to DiscussSocial Conditions“Romeo and Juliet” will be readby members of the University Dram¬atic association this evening at 7:30.This will be the first of a series ofTuestjfay evening readings to be heldin the Tower room at the rear ofReynolds Club theater.These readings, supervised by theDramatic association, will be in¬formal and open tq. members of theassociation and all others who areinterested. Previously these in¬formal readings have been held atirregular intervals and have beenat the different places each time. Theassociation plans to read such playsas are suggested by the members atthe meeting and to draw up a sched¬ule for the readings. These readingswill take the place of the othermeetings of the Dramatic Associa¬tion.Y. M. Leaders VisitGurney for Week-end;Rush Prep StudentsUnder the sponsorship of Mr.McLean, University branch of theY. M. C. A. conducted a week-endtrip to Gurney, Illinois, near Wauke¬gan. Daniel Autry, Chuck Vent,Blair Plimpton, and Richard Parkermade the excursion.The Gurney high school held a spe¬cial assembly Friday afternoon, atwhich Autry spoke on “ScholarshipValue.”HOSPITAL FOR ‘WILDBILL’ NEXT SUMMER Mr. T. Z. Koo, outstanding author¬ity on all social, political, ^nd eco¬nomic conditions in China will makehis only public address while in thecity at the University tonght underthe auspices of the Y. M. C. A.The few tickets that remain forthe talk in Leon Mandel hall at 8may be procured at the InformationBureau, the Bookstore, and the Yoffices.Prof. Robert E. Park of the So¬ciology Department says of thespeaker, “Mr. Koo is a most inter¬esting man, and unusual and colorfulpersonality. Whatever his views onChinese questions are, they will un¬doubtedly prove interesting and veryinstructive.”Only Collegiate TalkThe University of Chicago is theonly college or university which Mr.Koo has scheduled during his presentspeaking tour. He is the accreditedrepresentative of the Shanghai Dis¬trict Chamber of Commerce, and hascome direct from China to our ownshores.His message has been very popu¬larly received by the Chambers ofCommerce in New York, Boston andPhiladelphia as by the Press Club ofWashington, D. C. While in Chicagohe will also address the Chamber ofCommerce and the city newspapers.A Young Man. Although a comparatively youngman his reputation is already of in¬ternational magnitude as a represen¬tative of advanced Chinese thoughtamong Christian students. His standupon the opium question as the of¬ficial representative of all China atthe International Opium Conferencein 1925 attracted a great deal of at¬tention.On his first world tour, conserva¬tive London acknowledge him withthe following compliment “Before theArchbishop of Canterbury therestood the slender erect figure, cladin a close-fitting blue gown whosevery restraint of bearing and gestureseemed the more to reveal a greatpersonality—a man of steel andfire.”GRADUATE DIVINITYSTUDENTS COMPETEIN READING FINALS“Wild Bill” Stephenson, far famedbusiness manager of the Phoenix, ismost distinctly under the weather.Last Wednesday Bill thought he hada cold and went to see a doctorabout it. The doctor reported a caseof sinus trouble.Bill is going to bed early now andattending but few of his classes, inthe hope that the doctor will allowhim to stay in school the rest of thequarter and graduate before the cut¬ting begins. Six students in the third year ofthe graduate Divinity schol will com¬pete tomorrow at 3:30 in JosephBond chapel in the finals of the MiloP. Jewett Bible reading contest.The prize offered to the winner is a$50 cash award.Those in the finals are Mrs. BessieD. Beck, Lombard J. Case, A. W.Hurst, Carl Nissen, L. S. C. Smythe,and S. G. Ward. These six wereselected for the largest group ofentrants in recent years, thirteenhaving read in the preliminaries.The judges for the contest are Profs.T. G. Soares, Carl S. Patton, and W.C. Graham, Prof. B. G. Nelson, MissChamberlin, and Davis Edwardsjudged the preliminaries. Prof.Edwards will preside at the finals.What Should Be Cop’s AttitudeTowards Kids? Student AnswersHow far should police officers havethe right to decide whether childrenshall be held or returned to theirhomes after an arrest?This is one of the questions an¬swered by Miss Savilla Millis, re¬search assistant in the graduateschool of social science and daughter of Dr. Harry A. Millis, professor ofeconomics ,in her recent study ofCook County Juvenile DetentionHome.Miss Millis makes a careful analy¬sis of the source of increase in thedetention home, and reasons for de¬tention.Pace Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 10. 1927®J)e Bail? jllaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper. In BriefbyDexter W. MastersOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellia AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge JonesGoerge L. KoehnA1 Widdi field... —Leo Stone. -George GruskinMary BowenMadge ChildRoselle F. MossBetty McGee.Victor RoterusRobert SternLeonard BdigesB. J. GreenMilton Mayer.George Morgens tern...Margaret DeanHarriet HarrisEllen Hartman News EditorNews EditorNews EditorWhistle EditorAssistant.Feature EditorJunior EditorJunior Editor..Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports EditorDsjr Editor- Day EditorDay EditorDay EditorSophomore EditorSophomore EditorSophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharlee J. Harris..Fred Kretschmer—Robert Massey..Hubard LoveweilRalph StittJoseph Klitxer.Robert FisherRobert KleinMyron FulrathJack McBradyWallace Nelson—- Advertising ManagerCirculation ManagerAuditorOffice Manager-Classified Adv. Manager....National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.THE WORLD’S GREATESTFTENTY-THREE YEARS AGO next June, the University ath¬letic department conducted its first interscholastic track andfield meet. At that time it was not the World’s Greatest Inter-scholasic; nobody even thought of terming thnigs world’s great¬est anything in those days and much less did they thing of pin¬ning that mighty appellation to a track meet.Today we call our meet “the world’s greatest,” and sincerelybelieve that the 800 or more prep stars who come here to runand jump in an effort to break existing records, represent thecream of the yunger physiques of the world.Admitting that we have the World’s Greatest Interscholasticfor our very own . . . What Of It? . . . what does it mean to theUniversity. Primarily, the purpose of the track meet is to bringgood men to the University from all parts of the country, to showthe University of Chicago to these prep men who will invade thequadrangles next month almost a thousand strong. Last yearthe plan flopped .. . not many of the good men who ran here areon campus now.This year the committee for the meet, under the directionof John Meyer, is emphasizing the rushing angle of the Inter¬scholastic. John Meyer has several new trists to show the University in the art of rushing. Meyer has an opportunity to makeInterscholastic history ... next year we shall know if he succeededMORE AND BETTER MUSICFE DAILY MAROON thinks that the various campus girlsClubs ought to start practicing for an Inter-Club Sing to beheld in conjunction with and modelled after the lines of the Inter-Fraternity Sing which has so long been a feature of the latespring quarter.The arguments in favor of this addition to undergraduateactivity are fairly obvious. It would stimulate alumni interest inthe girls clubs, if that is necessary; it would be an additionalform of frank and equal competition between them; and it wouldincrease campus interest in the girls clubs, focusing our undividedattention on them for a few hours.We know of no real objections to this scheme. If there areany, we would be glad to hear them, particularly if they comefrom the girls’ clubs. The Daily Maroon invites discussion ofthe project.TRANSPLANTING BLACKFRIARSTWO WEEKS MORE and the Blackfriars performances will be* upon us again. Blackfriars is an indigenous product, and ithas always remained in its native environment. The men whoparticipate in Blackfriars shows, however, are no more home-loving or fragile than any young men of their age. Most of them,we suspect, would even welcome a trip, if it were only to theloop. Should not the management be making some arrangementsnow for a transplanting operation. The success of Captain Nunges-ser’s Paris to New York non-stopflight was virtually assurred yester-terday by 3 o’clock New York timeor 5 o’clock Chicago daylight sav¬ing time, when the huge plane flewby Portsmouth about fifty milesfrom Boston and less than 225 milesfrom New York. This, within thirtysome hours after Nungesser andCodi had hopped off from Le Bour-get, France.And now that the two Frenchmenconfidence. Justice Scudder, who isStates after bridging about 2600miles of water and land without oncestopping, what of it? There is noreward coming to the men for theyrefused to enter as contestants inthis race which has been going onfor the past few years; their suprememotive in making the trip was tobring glory to France, to elevate herflag a few more notches. They’veundoubtedly done that and now theywill tour America making speechesand showing slides, then return toFrance and be feted with royal feastskissed by all the high officers of thegovernment, and autograph airplanepropellers. But after all, it’s a mostnotable achievement and should behighly commended. It’s only fault isthat it doesn’t mean anything, ourprophetic and effusive orators to thecontrary.A “poisonous serpent” and a “de-picable creature,” as Mrs. Ruth Sny¬der and Henry Judd Gray respective¬ly were characterized by the rivalesterday in the final pleashow-notorious murder casejury, are waiting for theequal states of lack ofcg^id||^e. Justie Scudder, who isIffenaing at the trial probably be-nq pne else would, deliveredhj$ final Instructions to the jury inan address more than an hour inlength during which women faintedand stro^f men wilted, but at leastthe or<|ffaJ is closing to take its placein' the annals of inanity along withthe Browning suit and a few more.These trials will continue to rulethe prfatpd page of the newspaperas long as the public continues toclamor fty them and, I suppose, thepublic is practically incapable of be-CQjpijp^ t|red of them or disgustedwith th^m. They, or rather the write¬ups of them, seem to be a necessaryevil, unfortunately.Governor A1 Smith, Catholic andanti-prohibition, will receive morethan his share of opposition from theSouth if he decides to try for thepresidency and if his decision is ap¬proved. Stories which have been cir¬culating in the South for the lastfew months and which have recentlyacquy^d fairly large proportions andweight, repeatedly emphasize theST-RQQILiV09'HfiRPER-flVE'’WDC-PflRfV6262-priaroGmprEftOfficial CollegeFB\TEJ>NITYcJewel rj'Badfes-Binjfs-MoveltiesWARREN PIPER &CQ31 N. STATE ST..fcOWHET’SBILLIARD ROOM" S80> St at Elli. Aw.Ai f"*l f"lA Place of Recreation, With a/oil ■ Complete Line for the□ □—) TOBACCO — CIGABBTTEBMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is Try, Our Malted Milks. fact that tlq? large part of the South¬ern Democrats are going to withholdtheir support from him, and the stingin them hasn’t escaped the governorof New York. His chance for thepresidency begins to assume a rathershaky form viewed on this basis, butfor that matter he stands as gooda chance as any of his colleagueswho may wish to try for this positionof finishing second, and in the recentrun of events, they’ve succeeded indoing that admirably.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Nice airy room. 3rdapt., 1163 E. 54th St., Tel. Dor. 8414.FOR SALE—An Underwood Port¬able Typewriter. Half price, good asnew. Call Gladstone Hotel, Room646. Please call M. Kirtsinger. H. P.7441. REWARD.FOR RENT—Log cabin at theDunes. Four rooms, fifteen acres.On highway Phone Fairfax 8434.FOR RENT—Nice light room forone or two boys. 1403 E. 60th St.Apt. D. ,Will the gentleman who found abill-fold bearing the name Walter G. Williamson, in gold leaf, pleasebring it to the office of The DailyMaroon and receive his reward?FOR RENT—Nice airy room. 3rdapt., 1163 E. 54th St., Tel. Dor. 8414.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to FroKc TheatreCigarette* Fountain Serric-Tel. H. 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C0*927League winners in playground ball decided. eS 9 wR# §o onTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY tO, 1927LOWLY MAROONS MEET LOWLY HOOSIERSIN RETURN BATTLE; LOCALS FAVOREDBrignall Recovers FromInjury; Back InGameWith the diminutive but flashyClaude Brignall back in a Maroonuniform, things look bright for a re¬petition of their lone conference vic¬tory when the Chicago nine meetsthe Indiana team today. Havingachieved a somewhat sloppy victoryover the Hoosier outfit a few daysago, the locals hope to raise theirconference standing a notch beforethey meet the Waseda nine whichhas crossed the Pacific for the an¬nual event. The game with the ladsfrom Tokio is slated to take placenext Friday.Neither Team OutstandingThe Indiana team does not seemto be an especially outstanding one.They were kind enough to hand theMaroon team the game on a platterthe last time, said game being nicelydecorated with Indiana errors. Ac¬cording to all indications Chicagoshould not be pressed to win.Both team are at the bottom ofthe Big Ten ladder with the locals PROBABLE LINE-UPSChicagoPriceBrignallAndersonMcConneiHoergerMacklindGordonWebsterKaplan 1stss3rd2ndcfIfrf .cP IndianaCorrellWellsHorrelTobinFarlowRayBucherBurpePaughone rung on top.At the present time the latter havewon one game, while having threemarks in the red side of the ledger.At that if the boys cop today, theywill be in that goal of all ball clubowntrs, the first division. If they aregiven no chance at the title, such aposition is not to be taken lightly. , WASEDA FRIDAYI-M LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS DECIDEDHUCKSTERS UPSETBOILERMAKER TEAMTurn In Four ExceptionalPerformancesGetting off to a hot start in theopening outdoor meet of the year,the Maroon tracksters completely up¬set Purdue’s fleetest Saturday, tak¬ing the meet with 83 1-3 points tothe Boilermakers 52 3-5. Some of theperformances turned in by Stagg’smen were exceptional, those in the100 yds., the 440 yds., the high hur¬dles, and the high jump, beingworthy of first place in almost anycollege meet.The runners took five of the firstplaces in the track events and abund¬ance of seconds and thirds, per ex¬pectations. The field event men, how¬ever, were the lads who provided thepleasing parts Of the meet, theirbunch of points coming from the sec¬tion of the team which was supposedto have been of the very weakest.Movie of a man trying a new cigarette V • By BRIGGSTAKES CIGAR¬ETTE F^ROMFRIEND ANDEVES TN6 UtfFAbVlu ar package:DUBIOUSLY LIGHTS CIGAR¬ETTE SUS¬PICIOUSLY DISCOVERS FIRSTfew Puffs notHARD TO TAKEAND REGISTERSPE-EP satis-l-action FEELS THROATAND WONDERSWHERE OLDTHROAT-TICKLEHAS GONEGULPS IN SUR¬PRISE WHEN HEDOESN’T BREAKOUT INTO A FITOF CO06HIHG SEARCHES TACT¬FULLY IN POCKETSro hint he'd likeANOTHER stalls WHiuetaking secondCigarette inorder, to studyPACKA6E CLOSELY then pashes for.nearest Cigar¬ette counteRTO GET a CAR -TON OF OLD GOLDSFOR HIMSELFIts the Smoothest Cigarette...not a cough in a carload2015 centsProduct of P. Lorillard Co., Bat. 1760 Eight Firsts MarkWin Against PurdueChicago’s first place winners inthe track meet against Purdue lastSaturday accomplished the fol¬lowing times and distances.100 yd. dash, Cody, first, 10-1-10 sec.120 yd. hurdles, Smith, first,15 4-5 sec.One Mile, Williams, first, 4:31-2-5.Half Mile, Gist, first, 2:0135.440 yds. Burke, first, 50 2-5 sec.High Jump, Burg, first, 6 ft. 3in.Two Mile, Dugan, first, 10:25sec.Shot Put, Klein, first, 42 ft. 6in.GYM CAPTAINS GOTO NATIONAL MEETDavidson and Flexner To Ac¬company Coach HofferCapt. Davidson and Capt. ElectFlexner, stellar performers on theConference Championship Gymnas¬tic Team will accompany Coach Hof¬fer to New York this Saturday toparticipate in the N. A. A. U. gym¬nastic championships.Hoffer is taking the two menmainly for experience to make themready for the next Olympic tryouts,which is the final goal. The trip, too,is in the nature of a reward for thepast two years’ work, and because ofthe exceptional ability shown by themen. The competition in the Na¬tionals is very strong, gymnasts oflife-long training participation, and(Continued on page 4) SIGMA NU, KAPPA NU, PHI GAMMA DELTA,MACS, PI LAMBDA PHI, T. S. 0., ARE CHAMPSSecond Place Winners NotYet Decided In FourLeaguesThe league champions of the I-MPlayground Ball Tournament havebeen determined. With only eightpreliminary games to be played Sig¬ma Nu, last year’s champs, KappaNu, last year’s runners-up, the Macs,Pi Lams, T. S. O., and the Phi Gamshave completed their schedules andare undefeated champions of theirrespective leagues. All the secondplace winners are not yet determined.Alpha Tau Omega and Phi KappaSigma are the only two sure of theirpositions. In the Alpha league Lamb¬da Chi Alpha and Alpha Si$na Phiare deadlocked with three wins andone defeat apiece.If Phi Kappa Psi, Phi Sigma Del¬ta, and Delta Upsilon each win theirremaining game, their positions willbe secured, but if any one of themshould lose an extra game or twowill be necessary to determine whogoes into the final series.Games This WeekToday at 4:30,Alpha Epsilon Pi vs. Manors.Tomorrow at 3:00,Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Alpha SigmaPhi,Alpha Epsilon Pi vs. Sigma Chi.At 4:30:Pi Sigma Delta vs. Delta Sigma Phi,Chi Psi vs. Phi Kappa Psi,Acacia vs. Delta Upsilon,Today at 5:00 Grad League,Theological Seminary vs. Law School.A Chance to Win aMOONRoyal RoadsterHere is a vacation prize worth tryingfor! * 1 Each year sees more and morecollege students drafted into the ad-vertising business. Each year hiddentalent of a high type is unearthed.The Moon car breathes the very spiritof youth. 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Kittermas-ter, Genial :i'!^Vestern FreightAgent, .940, The Rookery, Chi¬cago, Ill.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 10, 1927-S^ "WhistleWHAT HAVE I DONE?What have I done to tend you away?Slowly the tall daysHave crept their weary paths alongChaste-cold-hard to me ....Never a kind word,Or even a songA flower from you—Or any oneHas crossed my path since you havegone.The sun has hid behind the cloudsAnd though it tries to strugglethroughIt cannot . . .Only the cold moon is seeking downInto my heartTo cool its icy fingers there ....Had I grown oldToo soon,Had I wandered far from you,Had love grown coldWhile we looked down from calm di¬vergent heightsI could have understood . . .But as the bee sips—You went awayWith kisses on your lips .... do, Turk old fellow, it amuses me.You haven’t a chance. I don’t meanwin, I mean to show. No, in 2 weeksyou won’t be able to show—any re¬sults from razorial abstinence. Andspeaking of abstinence and of youin the same breath is deucedly par¬adoxical. Yours for some if anymustaches.—The Old Centaur“TRUTH,’ says the Veiled Lady,“IS MORE OF A STRANGER THANFICTION.”Tell me—What have I done?-The OutcastSUGGESTED announcement forfraternity house treasure** at thislean time of the year: “The Houselias made an arrangement with theBank wherein they promise not topledge any freshmen and We are toissue no credit!”FILTHY LUCREAye, money talks ,Sa you can see1 heard it on the *y-The only thing it said to meWas simply, “Sir, Good-bye!”—Veiled LadyMILT MAYEK is staggeringaround campus with his proboscis up¬holstered in gauze and court plaster.From intimate sources We have itthat he walked into a door.AL WIDDIFIELD is groping hisaway about the quadrangles sans hishigh-powered spectacles. From inti¬mate sources we have it that theywalked into a door. his public appearance with three cun¬ning stitches in his chin and a short¬age of epidermis along his paw. It’spractical for the boys to date nurses.—TERRIBLE TURKGYM CAPTAINS GOTO NATIONAL MEETTHE notorious Publications blueflivver is exhibiting a pitiful weak¬ness in its middle and ah uncertain¬ty of the left fender. From the sameintimate sources we are told that itwalked into the same door.Education Meant GrowthDear Turk:This is a message from nowherefrom no one to nothing. Get meright old man, I mean no insultsonly I hear that you have enteredthe annual senior mustache sweep-stakes.Knowing you as I do and when I-MOSER-“The Business College with aUniversity Atmosphere”Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which isopen toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESEnrollment* * for thiscourse must -be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvanee, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures, sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations, is a greatasset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J.D.,Ph.B.Pres.116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377) Further, Dexter Masters is making (Continued from sports page)Hoffer is very doubtful if even histwo boys’ ability can make up fortheir lack of tournament experience.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 Davidson is entered in the all-around, while Flexner will work onTOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9’VlplvfiAUYv, (SUvojudcVAUDEVILLE-4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSPrcwSundatf Si ThursdayPARC,AINMATINEtS dailyJUST TUI RRACE TO SF&4D II AFTERNOON OR MMIN6 JAN i the horizontal and parallel bars, andon the flying rings.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63**! St Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-Pcopls so tbs Stage-40Mostly Girls ~Moving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. Richest inlOU wouldn't believe milkchocolate could be so creamy!Fresh milk with all its creamgoes into Nestle’s. That’swhy it is the favorite witheveryone who loves a velvety,mellow flavor.5c & 10c—plain and almondNFstle’sMILK CHOCOLATEDuiouji/iun tuicoMiwnoaefami/y naa onfu one aet ofw/ieefs\ONE reason spring is so hard on col¬lege students is that spring is theseason immediately preceding summer.And summer is the very hardest seasonthere is for pedestrians.You scarcely ever find a golf club ora yachting club within easy walking dis¬tance of home.The best lakes and the best trout streamsand the best oceans and the best moun¬tains are nearly always away out in thecountry somewhere, too.Nurmi has done some very creditablecross-country hoofing in his day—buteven Nurmi wouldn’t crave week-endingon foot.Not to speak of how positively danger¬ous it is to pedestriate! 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