&i)t illaroon May 10 dead¬line set for campusCelebrities manu¬scripts.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1927WHAT of IT?WtiOWgg MOROENSTERHOne man killed another. The say¬ing between them had been “I’d giveyou the shirt off my back .”Elections are coming. Pretty soonthe first hard ballot will be cast fornext year’s positions on The Maroon,Cap and Gown, Blactcrrlars, The Phoe¬nix, the class societies, and whateverelse is open for competition. For someit will be a case of virtue being re¬warded; for others it will be the get¬ting of their just due. As Thomas Jef¬ferson said: “God is just. I tremblewhen I think that his justness cannotsleep forever 1“ Still agairt, in othercases, the elections will be a royal gyp¬ping for some of the boys. Some areready for it, their eyes opened by pastevents, and the cynical endurance ofdisillusionment settled over them.Others, when they find they havebeen shunted out of a seat by the fireinto the cold night, will be cruelly hitby the blow. For these still think thatfairness rules the world and .campuselections. Possibly it does. KEUTZER AND HINTZ TAKE FRIAR LEADSKOEHN OUTLINESEXAMINATIONSPROGRAM PLANSArrange Tours, Mixer,Tea for StudentContestants* * * *But, whether everything’s on thesquare (and the longest odds are thatit is) or not is hardly the vital ques¬tion that underlies the thing. Whatdoes grate is the whole principle ofcompetition, as it is practiced hereamong campus affairs. “The fittest sur¬vive!" is the cry of those who havesomehow or other come through themill, and now sit in the high councils,and behind the high desks. Well, as Isay, sometimes they do. But comethrough who will, there are alwaysothers who are trod down in the rush.And there always will be, so long asanything is run on the principle of"competition.” There is no love lostamong those who are fighting eachother for a job or a place in the cam¬pus sun. The contestants may startout the best of friends. Their friend-ship may continue even through thefirst two years they are workingagainst each other, for the strife andthe iron of the battle for the job is^till far off, and not personally affect¬ing them at the time. But soon or latethe friendship and the comradeshipwill pass. The competition will be¬come keener. Somebody’ll try to stickhis nose out a little ahead of the rest,in order to get the edge, and the othersin their turn will come back at him.Gradually the divide between each oneand the others in the pack will broad¬en. At the end, when election timehits the scene, it will be fortunate iftlie competitors are still on speakingterms. High school students, entered in theannual interscholastic scholarship ex¬aminations to be held at the Univer¬sity Friday, will be entertained by anelaborate program planned by a com¬mittee headed by George Koehn andEleanor \Vilkins.Skits from previous Blackfriarshows, and chorus numbers from theshow to be given this year will bepresented for the men at 1:30 in thesouth lounge of the Reynolds club.Pres. Max Mason will speak as willprominent undergraduate campus lead¬ers—John Howe, Walt Williamson,John Meyer and Kenneth Rouse.Entertain Women In IdaThe women will be entertained inIda Noyes hall with skits from Mirrorand the Freshman Women’s Vodvil.Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, Eleanor Wil¬kins, Katherine Rose, Annette Allen,Betty Graham and Ruth Daniel willspeak. Lois Russel, active in dramat¬ics when she was on campus will sing.From 3 until 4:15 campus tours willbe conducted under the auspices of theY. M. C. A. and the Y. W. C. A.At 4:15 the scholarship contestantshave been invited to a tea and mixerName Committee AssistingGeorge Koehn and Eleanor Wilkinswill be assisted in formulating plansby Marjorie Williamson, assistanthead for the women, Miriam Walker,entertainment chairman, and MadgeChild, who is in charge of the speak¬ers.FEDERATION AIMS TOAROUSE INTEREST INCAMPUS PERIODICALS* * * *Now, some who have run in thecampus stakes have thrived on theiron and the hate of “competition.”i hey have ground down their men,whether fairly or with little pushes in(he dark, and they have come through,recognized as "the better man.” Well,1 say, each according to his taste. I’venever liked the dirty business. I’ven°t felt any exultant thrill when an¬other man fell by the wayside andwas crushed into the dust by thosewho pressed forward over him. TheRanie, it seems to me, is not worththe candle. What are campus jobs andcampus honors to campus friendships?W hy cut your best friend’s throat forthe handful of silver or the ribbon tostick on your coat? I wish it all wouldchange; some day perhaps, it will.Right now . . .“Somebody loses whenever somebodywins.This was known to the Chaldeanslong ago.And more: somebody wins wheneversomebody loses. •This too was in the savvy of theChaldeans.** Means by which subscriptions tocampus publications may be increasedwill be discussed at an open councilmeeting of Federation today at 7 inthe library of Ida Noyes hall. Thepurpose of the meeting to both tostimulate interest in the periodicals,and to put them on a firmer financialbasis.Sponsors and council members ofFederation will hold the first of aseries of monthly luncheons today at12:15 in the north reception room ofIda Noyes hall.DR. SLYE EXPLAINSCANCER EXPERIMENT“The Relation of Heredity to Sus¬ceptibility and Resistance to CancerCarcinoma” will be discussed by Dr.Maude Slye, assistant professor ofPathology at a meeting of the Zoo¬logy club, today at 4:30 in Zoology29. Dr. Slye in her laboratory experi¬ments with mice has proven con¬clusively that the tendency toward can¬cer is inheritable and that carefulbreeding can produce an indefnitenumber of generations of healthy mice.WOMEN HOLD ‘KID’PARTY TOMORROWCostumes will be the required ad¬mission fee to the Tarpon W. A. fr..“kid” party to be held tomorrow at8 in the Y. W. room of Ida Noyeshall.Members of W. A. A. and Tarponwho are planning to go to the partyhave been asked to notify Miss Kath¬erine Curtis, instructor in the de¬partment of Physical Education, orAdele Whitfield, swimming represen¬tative of W. A. A. Y. M. C. A. Demonstrates VirtuesOf Life In The Big UniversitiesStartling proof that the Universityof Chicago is not the “den of vice”and the “stronghold of atheism” thatthe newspapers ' with their accountsof suicides and Freshman Forummeetings picture, was presented in aconcrete fashion to the townsfolk ofMendota, Ill., last week end by adeputation team sent out by the Y.M. C. A.“Life at its Best” was the theme ofthe program carried on over FridaySaturday and Sunday by the five manteam composed of Ken Rouse, Min-ott Stickney, “Red” Krogh, DonMack, and Dick Parker. They con¬ducted about twenty meetings, includ¬ing hikes, talks, games and demonstra¬tions with a total attendance -of sometwelve hundred people.MAROON ESSAYSCLOSED MAY 10Select Student Essaysfor Celebrities IssueCompetition in The Daily Maroonessay contest closes May 10, with thedeadline on all copy for the CelebritiesNumber. The contest is open to allstudents, and two essays will be se¬lected from those submitted to appearin the Celebrities Number, out May19.The number of internationallyknown novelist, poets, artists, lawyersand journalists with views on collegeand its relationship to their respectivefields has been increased from twenty(Continued on page 2)Dr. Goodspeed ToDisplay DecorativeModels of ChapelActual plaster models and some fin¬ished works in carved stone of thenew University chapel will be placedon display by Dr. Edgar J. Good-speed of the Divinity School in hislecture on “The Decorative Plasticsof the Chapel” to be given Thursdayat 8 in the theater of Ida Noyes hall.This is the third of a series of illus¬trated lectures on the new chapel.Dr. Mann DeliversLecture on Judaism“Judaism and Modern Life,” thelast of a series of six public lecturessponsored by the Near-East club, willbe delivered by Dr. Louis L. Mann,professional lecturer of Oriental Lan¬guages ancj Literature at the Univer¬sity, today at 4:^1 in Harper M 11.Dr. Mann has conducted courses inBiblical literature at the Universityin the past but is not in residence thisquarter.Registration BlanksAvailable to June 1Tentative registration blanks, forall students in the colleges of Arts,Literature and Science who expectto be in residence any or all of thenext four quarters must be filledout before June 1, it was announcedby the Deans’ office. This is beingdone to avoid delay and inconveni¬ence and to facilitate the regularquarterly registrations.Each student is urgently request¬ed to report to the Deans’ office atonce and make an appointment ifhe has not already done so. He willindicate to his dean what his tenta¬tive choices of courses will be forthe next three quarters, and will beallowed to change only on presen¬tation of legitimate excuse. Ken Rouse held one audience ofyoung h^ro worshippers absolutelys|>ell bound as he lectured especiallytd the town athletes and their coachoh how a fellow feels before a bigfootball game. Ken illustrated with in¬cidents including the big pep meetingbefore the last Illinois game. He toldof the “Old Man’s” last talk and thethrills a man gets before the howlingstands filled with football-mad crowds.“Red” Krogh caused a few mouthsto gape in wondering interest as hedemonstrated a number of wrestlingholds, much to the disadvantage ofKen Rouse—the martyred subject ofhis tortures. “Red” also added zest tothe evening fireside meeting with hisinterpretation of Service’s “The Shoot¬ing of Dan McGrew.”“How Boys Can Earn Their WayThrough the University,” was thetopic on which Don Mack, a man ex¬perienced in this art, elaborated con¬vincingly.The five men and Mr. McLean,who accompanied the team, were roy¬ally entertained at the various homes,shifting around from one home to an¬other for their dinners, lunches andevening slumbers. The small town ofabout 3500 raised itself from its peace¬ful, urban laxity to a high point ofinterest in the whole campaign.University ProfsDisclaim AbilityTo Create-LifeScientists at the University yester¬day disclaimed any ability to “producelife” on basis of the experiments inwhich star fish and sea urchin spermwere stimulated into growth with vio^let rays.“There is no ‘creation of life’ in suchexperiments,’ said Dr. Anton J. Carl¬son, chairman of the department oiphysiology. “Life is there to beginwith.”Dr. M. A. Hinrichs, who'performedthe experiment under the supervisionof Dr. Ralph 'Lillie, said that althoughthe violet ray had been used as ameans of stimulation for the first timein the experiment, similar experimentsemploying other stimuli had been car¬ried on for more than thirty ye'hrs.Dr. Hinrichs’ experiment was com¬pleted, and the results published, fouryears ago in the Anatomical Record.Dr. Horatio Hackett Newman, pro¬fessor in the department of zoology ofthe University, explained that thefirst investigation of the sort had orig¬inated with the late Jacques Loeb.“Dr. Loeb’s hope was to producechemically or mechanically a simpleform of life, but he was unable to doso ,and so far, no one has accomplish¬ed such a result,” he said.COLLEGE PROFESSORSMEET TO RECLAIMLOST SCIENCE LEGIONPlans to reclaim a “'Lost Legion ofScience’ within Chicago were formul¬ated at a meeting of thirty-two uni¬versity scientists and business men inlines associated with the sciences atthe Union League club yesterday.The plan is to bring into affiliationfor the purpose of following the prog¬ress of science, the large group ofmen in business, the professions andthe universities in the Chicago area.The 450 or more members of SigmaXi, national honorary, scientific frat¬ernity, living in the city and its en¬virons, will constitute the nucleus.The plan was conceived by DonaldH. Swedt, patent attorney of 10 SouthLaSalle Street, and met with favor¬able response from men in variousbusiness pursuits and university sci¬entists. Choir Leader TurnsChaplain at ChapelFor probably the first time in thehistory of the University, the choir-leader was forced to act as chap¬lain.Monday noon came, and thefreshmen waited in their chapelseats. The stage was vacant, nochaplain was in evidence. The stu¬dents grew restless, but dared notleave. In the midst of this dilem¬ma Mack Evans stepped out on thestage and said that, after a shorttalk by George Koehn on the com¬ing “scholarship interscholastics,”the students could leave, as thechapel clerks would have finishedtaking roll by that time arid asthere was no chaplain. Investigationrevealed that Dr. Carl S. Patton,chaplain, was out of town.CHINESE LEADERHERE NEXT WEEKT. Z. Koo Talks In Man-del on May 10Direct from Shanghai, T. Z. Koo,authorized representative and spokes¬man for the Shanghai District Cham¬ber of Commerce and fifty other com¬mercial and industrial bodies in China,will bring his message to the Univer¬sity on Tuesday, May 10. Mr. Koohas been secured by the Y. M. C. A.to speak in 'Leon Mandel hall at 8:00in the evening.Mr. Koo, who although yet a youngman, enjoys international reputation asa scholar, is uniquely fitted for hispresent and second mission.Undergrad CouncilMen Discuss Weekof Frosh DisciplineWith a view to instigating a moresuccessful Freshman week than hasbeen customary, Arnold Johnson andCarl Hendricksen, of the Undergrad¬uate council, are meeting with Mr. M.D. McLain of the Y. M. C. A. and agroup of student leaders to discussideas for assimilating the Freshmenin an organized way. The variousproblems and phases of this introduc-(Continued on page 2)Freshman ChristensNew Lake SteamerDorothy Cahill, freshman, christ¬ened a new type of hydraulic dredge,the “New Jersey” when it was launch¬ed from the Manitowoc Ship BuildingCorporation yards last Thursday. Abottle of rock water trimmed with red,white and blue ribbon, officially sanc¬tioned the dredge.The dredge was constructed for theGreat Lakes Dredge and Dock com¬pany of which Miss Cahill’s father isvice-president.(t The Young People,99Says Percy Marks,“differ somewhat in their play fromthe young people of yesterday. So faras I know, they haven’t found any newgames or any new way of playing thegames; they merely play them inpublic.”' If any of the better known novelistsof the twentieth century knows collegeseven ways from Sunday, it’s PercyMarks. The author of “The PlasticAge” and “Lord of Himself” is a col¬lege graduate, a fraternity man, and acollege professor.In his article on “Playing Around,”written especially for the Celebrities’Number, Percy Marks says: “Theyounger generation has ideals, too, andthe fact that it is slightly ashamed ofits ideals doesn’t alter the fact that ithas them.”The Daily Maroon MINOR PARTS TOINTRODUCE NEWMEN IN ’27 SHOWMcBrady, McFarland,Monroe and Stam-baugh to Appear“Plastered in Paris,” the 1927 Black-friars show, will star Clyde Keutzerand Marvin Hintz when it goes on theboards May 20, 21, 27 and 28. Keut¬zer will appear in his third lead whenhe dons dresses and comes before thefootlights as Joan Tucker, the Ameri¬can college girl who is wildly pursuedthrough exciting aU/entures in Parisby her faithful suitor, Bingo, playedby Hintz, who is holding his secondmajor role.The big toothpick manufacturerfrom Oskaloosa, who incidentallyenjoys the privilege of paying hisdaughters’ bills during her stay in theFrench metropolis, is played by JackMcBrady, a new addition to Black¬friar circles. Hosea Macfarland im¬personates his wife. Max Mason, Jr.,plays the old maid school teacher,Miss Mimms.Nelson Fuqua, the author, declaresthat he did his best work on Mrs.Tucker and Miss Mimms. Phil Wat-rous, the Abbot, disagrees with him,however, anc^ answered when askedfor his favorites: “Go to the show andsee for yourself.”'Harry Monroe is to appear as“Gin” Jones and Lewis Dralley asTheodocia. Jack Stambaugh will bethe count and Howard Willett hasbeen assigned the part of the waiter.“It is one of the finest casts thathas appeared in a Blackfriar show inthe last five years,” declared Watrous.“And I say this in spite of the factthat only three members, Hintz, Keut¬zer and Stambaugh, have ever appear¬ed in a Friars show before.”EMILY TAFT TALKSON STATE POLITICSAT Y. M. C. A. TEAMiss Emily Taft, field secretaryfor the Illinois League of WomenVoters, will speak at a tea sponsor¬ed by the citizenship committee ofthe Y. W. C. A. today at 3:30 in theY. W. room of Ida Noyes hall.Miss Taft, who is head of the newvoters organization, will discuss themore important measures which arenow before the state legislature. Thetea is given for all campus womenwho are interested in the politics ofthe day.ROBERTS TO ATTENDCONVENTION IN EASTMiss Lydia Roberts, assistantprofessor in the Home Economics de¬partment will attend a conference ofthe committee of the National Re¬search Council on Child Develop¬ment to be held May 5, 6, 7, at Wash¬ington, D. C.Miss Roberts will give a summaryof the results of her work in theUniversity Cooperation School in hertalk on “The Approach to the Studyof Child Nutrition Through NurserySchool Investigations.”STEVENS, HOTEL MAN,IS LOCAL ALUMNUSWhen Charles H. Stevens formallyopened his 27 million dollars’ worthof hotel on South Michigan Avenuelast night, he might have said, “I oweit all to my training at the Universityof Chicago,’ For he is an alumnus ofthe class of 1904 and a member ofPsi U^silon fraternity. His wife wasonce Elizabeth Street of the class of1905 and is a member of Quadranglerclub.\ 11 . .Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1927©je JDailp jflatoonFOUNDED IN 1901— — - •THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN'S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn Neva EditorA1 Widdifield - News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen .Feature EditorMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdiges Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore EditorHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey - AuditorHubard Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt. Classified Adv. ManagerJoseph Klitzer National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulratb Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.• “SCIENCE” IN THE NEWSPAPERSTHE FIRST-CLASS BLUNDER in yesterday morning’s Her¬ald and Examiner regarding the “creation of life” by Uni¬versity of Chicago scientists is the latest and most gross of a longseries of garblings in the metropolitan papers. Accurate Univer¬sity news seems to have none of that curious exaggeration whichpasses for “news value.”Though the University’s ideal includes frankness and openservice to the community it would be better for both the Uni¬versity and the community if all students would feel themselvesparticipants in the scientists’ enterprise and keep silence until thefinal material is ready for disclosure. The University must beprotected from the ignorance of reporters.... ONCE AGAINONCE AGAIN we are to have an Interscholastic. And it willbe in accordance with previous interscholastics in that itwill bring students of high caliber to the campus, although thistime scholarship, not athletics, will be the medium of competition.This coming Friday four hundred of the brightest highschool students in this section of the United States will arrive oncampus to fight it out on paper for scholarships granted by theUniversity. And they will represent the greatest rushing oppor¬tunity for the school and for the various fraternities and clubsthat has ever been offered.These high school pupils already have signified their inter¬est in the University by entering the contest. So they will notbe subject to the process commonly called “selling the Uni¬versity.” There are a number of certain winners amongst themwho will undoubtedly make Chicago their Alma Mater. Thus itsimmers down to a matter of selection by the groups, and in theend, as is the object of all interscholastics, the University willbe benefited.THE COFFEE BLUESMR. PERCY LEE GRAY, of Texas, has been duly appointedas the medium between The Daily Maroon staff and the ad¬ministration of the Coffee Shop, and duly christened as a r. g.(regular guy). Ever since the Coffee Shop first sawiight of day,Mr. Gray and The Daily Maroon staff have got together overproblems vital to one or the other, or both.“You know,” said Mr. Gray, as he brought us our coffee andcrullers yesterday morning, “you folks once said something aboutmoving the Coffee Shop outdoors when springtime came.”“Yes,” we said, “we believe that we expressed ourselves as be¬ing for it. But as for you, Gray, old sport, you’ll have to walkback and forth just as often, and twice as far.”“Ah,” said Mr. Gray convivially, “I shouldn’t mind that.”And so we wonder, if the Coffee Shop folks feel with Mr.Gray and ourselves, if we shan’t soon be sipping coffee in Hutchin¬son court, while the fountain plays in the sunlight and the rosesand foliage breathe perfume. In -BriefbyDexter W. Master*Some few months ago the paperspicked up the case of Albert Frick,the twenty-one year old Evanston boywho was kept alive more than 100hours by artificial respiration, and ranstory after story on the boy’s condi¬tion, even putiing out extras at anyradical turns for the better or for theworse. And now from Vermont comesthe story of a younger boy. 18, who isstarting his eleventh day of “artificiallife” who is showing the same couragethat Frick showed, more consideringthe length of time, and who is suf¬fering from a fractured and dislocatedvertebra that brought his paralysisabout.The boy, Walter Boothe, of Roan¬oke, Vermont, was stricken April 21as surgeons began an operation to fixthq injured vertebra and since thattime, shifts of friends have reported inregular order to lift and lower hisarms and pump air into his uselesslungs, knowing as does the boy, thatthe odds are almost overwhelmingagainst his recovering. The case ofFrick just happened to take the pub¬lic’s eye, although this occurrence ofparalysis of the lungs is by no meansrare, while the case of Boothe does not.* * *“You are to be ranked among thepeople who have done the most forhumanity, and you are entitled to per-ference wherever you may be,’ was thegist of General Machado’s address tothe Spanish War veterans yesterday inspeaking of the United States. Thepresident of the Cuban republic ar¬rived yesterday amid great ovationscheers, speeches -and a few words ofwelcome from that statesman of states¬men, our own William Hale Thomp¬son. Will couldn’t speak Spanish andthe president couldn’t understand Eng¬lish, at least Will’s Engish which isnot the King’s Engish, so not muchwas accomplished but, then, the pres¬ident, to be truthful, couldn't havemissed a great deal.The words of Genera Machado areat some variance with the epithetswhich a few Europeon countries haveseen fit to heap upon the UnitedStates, and, because of that, lay bothattitudes open to doubt. We are in¬clined to favor the General’s but wecan’t disregard the others merely be¬cause they don’t taste right. Open-mindedness rules supreme in the Unit¬ed States of America!* * *The White Sox, doped to trail aboutsix of the seven other teams in theleague, have gotten away from five ofCOWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at Ellis Ave.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TryOur Malted Milks.Here it is! The favoriteof those who love a milder,mellower flavor in milkchocolate. And just for onesimple reason. Nesde’s. isrichest in cream of all!5c & 10c—plain and almondNESTLE’sMILK CHOCOLATE them after a bad start and with sevengames won consecutively, are in thirdplace today. Cleveand, St. Louis, andDetroit, have been furnishing the op¬position which proved not to be such,and Ted Lyons, the pitcher, has beenone reason for the Sox’ success. Inthe game with Detroit yesterdaywhich Chicago won 3-1, Lyons wonhis own game with a home run givingony five hits away. The Sox can welluse their enlarged park.UNDERGRAD COUNCILMEN DISCUSS WEEKOF FROSH DISCIPLINE(Continued from page 1)tory period will be brought up atthis time.The students who have been invitedto this conference are: Eleanor Wil¬kins, Frances Holt, Gertrude Holmes,Muriel Parker, Catherine Scott, Doro¬thy Lowe, Annette Allen, Eloise Kres-^e, Charlotte Eckart, Wendell Ben¬nett, George Koehn, Dunning Brown,Daniel Autry, Hugh Mendenhall,Robert Wolff, Harry Hagey, KennethRouse, Robert Madison and JohnHowe.MAROON ESSAYS CLOSEDMAY 10(Continued from page 1)to twenty-six. The names of the con¬tributors to the Celebrities' NumberOfficial CollegeFBYTEBNITYJewelryBadges-Rings-HooelliesWARREN PIPER ACQ/ 31 N. STATE 9T. are being revealed day by day in abox at the bottom of this page.No finished student manuscript havebeen turned in to The Daily Maroonoffice yet, but a number of studentsprominent in campus literary circlesare working on contributions. The is¬sue is being published in magazineform, and will be sold on campus news¬stands and in larger cities throughoutthe country. •ERNST R001UY•5609-HflRPER AVE•mONC>MyOC-PflRR-62S2-•flRM-ffloroGmpnmRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price LiftLANOIL $ioCIRCULINE $ioKEEN’S STEAM OIL $10FUC.FNF OHThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis.Avenue and 55th St.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty Marcelling. 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Made to sell at $1.25 to $1.50, the suit can be bought atthe introductory price of $1.00.$1.00 the suitTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1927Swim Club To Present Huge Aquatic |Circus Innovation With All Trimmings jtrackmen fareWELL AT DRAKE,PENN TOURNEYSBurg Wins High Jump In EastWhile Relay PlacesAt DrakeFacing the strongest competition ofthe year, the Maroon thinly cladscompeted in the Drake and Penn Re¬lays with a measure of success lastSaturday. Captain Burg, the only Chi¬cago representative at Philadelphia,came through and won the high jumpwith a leaf of six feet four inches. Thetwo mile relay team conceded onlyan outside chance to place, ran beau¬tifully to place second to Iowa State ina very close race at Drake.Wins By 5 InchesBurg turned in the classiest per¬formance of the day when he wonhis event over Larsen of Yale whojumped five feet eleven inches. Theconditions were very bad at Penn asthe field was muddy and tbe day wasrainy. Burg showed promise of defeat¬ing McGinnis the next time the twomeet as the Badger star leaped onlysix feet five inches to win the indoorconference meet from Burg this win¬ter.The relay team, strengthened by thereturn of Dick Williams, sprung quitea surprise in running second to IowaState in the fast time of 7:52 2 10.(Continued on page 4)THREE TRACK TITLESGO TO WESTERNERSIN PENN’S RELAYSThe results of Saturday’s Penn Re¬lays shifted seven crowns and movedS more titles to the West. MichiganState, Illinois, and Ohio State werethe winning westerners.Major college championship relayteams, crowned in the two-day Penn¬sylvania relay carnival, comparedwith 1926 winners:RELAY-1927Quarter-mile 1926Pennsylvania FHalf-mile YnnsylvaniaMich. StateOne mile YaleSyracuseTwo miles GeorgetownBoston Col.Four miles ColumbiaIllinoisSprint medley Penn StateGeorgetown « ColumbiaDistance medleyOhio State Boston CollegeShuttle hurdles Lott, Varsity men PlaySpecial Tennis MatchtGeorge Lott, who has playedaround quite a bit with Bill Tildenand the other boys this spring, gavethe homefolks a sample of his ten¬nis yesterday afternoon when pair¬ed with Budd, crack freshman, heplayed IHudlin, captain of the var¬sity courts. A scattering of stu¬dents looked on. Lott and Budd hadthings pretty much their own way.As usual Lott’s service and drivewas baffling, although his playingwas rather sporadic.RACQUETEERS LOSEIN SECOND STARTLong Trip Before MatchUpset TeamChicago’s racqueteers bowed in de¬feat for the first time during the pres¬ent season when they were downedby the Iowa tennis team last Saturdaymorning at Iowa City by the score of5 matches to 1.Whereas a six man team went toEvanston last week, the Iowa delega¬tion was only coniosed of four mem¬bers: Captain >Hudlin, Place. Abbott,and Roque malting the trip. The onlywin of the day was turned in by Hud-lin and Place in the doubles, Chicagodropping the remaining doubles andfour singles matches to the Hawkeves.Iowa Well BalancedIowa’s team was a well rounded af¬fair, and all four members were of ex¬ceptional material. However the Ma¬roon failure can be attributed a gooddeal to the nearness of the timeof the match to the train arrival, thematch being played at 10:00, just anhour and a half after the team’s ar¬rival.Wednesday Doc Reed's men willhave their return match with North¬western. This time the Purple will dothe traveling, and playing on theirhome courts should aid Chicago inchalking up their second victory.TARPON TO INITIATEAT ALUMNI RECEPTIONTarpon initiation this quarter willtake the form of an alumnae-membersparty according to plans now beingconsidered by Ruth Moore, presidentof the brganization.The date has been set for the eve¬ning of May 10. Parades, Animals, AcrobatsPlanned To AmusePatronsTarpon swimming club will presenttigers, lions, elephants, clowns andtight-rope walkers at a unique watercircus on June 3.A big parade is advertised as thefirst feature. Then will come chariotraces, acrobatic stunts and trainedanimal tricks. Ethel } Brignall, incharge of this exhibit, declares thata real seal will be secured for the oc¬casion, and will do the usual ball-ba-ancing stunt as well as many unusualtricks. Rumor has it that this seal willbe “impersonated’ by Adele Whitefield,but others deny that any such hoax isbeing contemplated.“There will Be no attempt to de¬fraud the public,” Miss Brignall as¬sured a Daily Maroon representative.“Our animals will be live ones. Pleasetell your readers, though, that no fer¬ocity need be feared from them. Theyhave been thoroughly tamed at theUniversity of Chicago.”In other words, the annual springexhibit of Tarpon club, Universitywomen’s swimming organization, willthis year take the form of an aquaticcircus. These annual exhibits, withthe help of Mrs. Katherine WhitneyCurtis, faculty sponsor,* have attaineda reputation for clever and effectivepresentation of water performances inpageant form. This year is the firsttime that a circus idea has been chosenand practice will begin soon on thevarious stunts to be presented.WISCONSIN ATHLETECITES FIVE DEFECTSOF PRESENT SYSTEMFive principal defects in the cur¬rent system of athletic organizationin American universities and collegesare pointed out in a 30-page bookletprepared and just released by Jeffer¬son D. Burrus, Jr., star end on theUniversity of Wisconsin footballteam for three years. Burrus is alsocaptain of the university crew andwas recently elected Rhodes scholarfrom his state.The booklet, which was issued bythe Wisconsin Union, of which Bur¬rus is vice-president, claims that thepresent system has unfortunately ledthe high school student to enter theuniversity with the firm convictionthat athletic supremacy is tut-height of a college student’s ambi¬tion.The first of the five faults he findsin the present athletic sysem is inthe fact that “athletes are too in¬tense for a few; several hundredmen at most bear the athletic bur¬den of the entire university, enjoyingits benefits and suffering its injuri¬ous effects.”ASCHERS FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, May 3rdMadtre Bellamy and Holbrook Blina, in"THE TELEPHONE GIRL”2 -Barrels of Fun—2Wednesday, May 4thDorothy Devore and Kate Price, in"MOUNTAINS OF MANHATTAN”News and ComedyThursday and Friday, May 5th and 6thNorma Shearer and Lew Cody, in“THE DEMI BRIDE”Bijr Non Professional RevueSaturday, May 7thEd star Rice Burroughs’ Adventure Picture,"TARZAN AND THE GOLDEN LION”News and ComedySunday, May 8thBen Lyon and Mary Brian, in• HIGH HAT”Ben Turpin’s Comedy,•BROKEN CHINA”Monday and Tuesday. May 9th and 10thJohn Gilbert and Greta Garbo, in“FLESH AND THE DEVIL”2—Barrels of Funs—2 Pick Golf Team InOlympia Fields PlayPlaying the newly opened Num¬ber Four course at Olympia fieldsfour men from among the ten try¬ing out made scores of 160 or bet¬ter for the 36 holes and securedberths on this year’s golf team. Twoveterans Art Patterson and JohnBartlett and H. Gerard and GeorgeBates were the top four. Patter¬son’s score was 77-75, Bartlett’s,77-80; Gerards 83-77; and Bates’/81-83. The conditions on thecourse which was just opened yes¬terday were the best possible andall of the men trying out playedtop golf. The four high men willcompose the team which will playthe ’first two matches.KAPPA NU, A. T. 0.LEAD IN I. M. BALLMac’s, Phi Psi, Phi B. Delts,Are StrongWith the season far enough ad¬vanced for the merits of the Intra¬mural baseball teams to stand out,about half a dozen outfits have shownenough stuff to make them seriouscontenders for the championship.Kappa Nu and A. T. O. have ac¬quired four wins apiece and are tiedfor the championship of the GammaLeague. They are the only teams todate that have won four games. ThePhi Psis have played good ball togo, into a tie for first place with TauSigma Omicron in the Delta League.In the Beta league., the Macs, withthree wins are fighting it out with thePhi Beta Delts who have a like num¬ber of victories. Pi Lambda Phi seemsto have the Alpha league sewed upwith three wins, w’hile Sigma Nu hascopped the same number to hold thelead in their league.Sigma Nu the won tournament lastyear, taking a close game from KappaNus, and these two teams are amongthe favorites to finish in the first di¬vision again, as neither has lost agame.REID TO TRY NEWNUMERAL SYSTEMInstead of continuing under the oldplan of issuing an open call for fresh¬men to try out for tennis numerals anew system will be tried by Dr. Reidthis year. After inspecting all of theplayers who turn out for daily practicethe tennis coach will pick the best 15or 20 men and they will be paired toplay in the eliminations for the num¬erals awards. The old plan alwaysentailed much difficulty in that over100 men, good, bad and indifferentplayers always reported, and an overlygreat amount of time and matcheshad to be gone through to pick thetop men. The new scheme will elim¬inate the former difficulty.The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, Community ,Centers, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For information, addressThe Director•The Training School forJewish Social lVork>fit W. list St, New York City.Cambridge Penn StateBe a Milk Drinker!(Most Winners Are)Milk is a great favorite at training tables.Coaches and athletes know that milk isgood for health and strength.Drink heartily of Bowman’s Milk to¬day—at morning, at noon and at night.It’s a “pep” drink of unequalled good¬ness. Rich in cream, fresh from thefarm and absolutely pure.OWMANDAIRY COMPANYMILK MAROON CHANCES BETTERED BY WINOVER INDIANA; N. U. HERE TOMORROWIllinois Heading Conference Race With Four Victories OnStewart’s PitchingBy Vic RoterusAfter the Maroons had lost twoball games and Indiana had scoredfour times in the opening chapter ofthe third one, Coach Crisler assembledhis team and said, “I know we’re alljolly good fellows together, but hell,let’s go out and win this game.” Witha lot of help from Dale Wells, goodlooking Hoosier shortstop, they finallydid, 7-6.A lot of credit is due to Brignall,Anderson, Webster and Gordon forsome timely socks, and Macklind isdeserving of a grade point or two forcoming back after a wobbly first inn¬ing and holding Indiana down to onerun in the remaining rounds. Correll’shomer with two on was responsiblefor most of the damage.The Big Ten season is yet too youngto call anyone definitely out of therace or anyone definitely “in” therace. The Maroons have nine gamesahead' of them, starting with North¬western on the. Greenwood lot tomor¬row. Two games remain to be playedwith Northwestern, Purdue and Wis¬consin; while Illinois, Ohio State andIndiana will be played once again.All told, the Maroons have picke^a tough lot of ball clubs to playaround with, and they can* call it avery successful season indeed if theyfinish among the first four. ShouldMacklind and Kaplan pitch good ball,the team will look as good as any inthe conference. Kaplan has beenVALLEY CONFERENCECOACHES ALL OPPOSENEW DRIBLE RULE“Practically all the coaches of theMissouri Valley Conference and theBig Ten schools are against the newdribble rule,” said Dr. F. C. Allenof Kansas U. this morning, when in¬terviewed on the meeting of coacheswhich was held in Des Moines lastweek end in connection with theDrake Relays. The meeting is calledto give the mentors a chance to dis¬cuss the new no dribble law whichwas recently pased by the nationalrules committee.Charley Corsaut of the Kansas Ag¬gie coaching staff is against the rulebut is willing to play under the newlegislation for one year. The onlycoach in the Missouri Valley Confer¬ence who favors the rule is “Bill”Chandler of Iowa State, who is therepresentative of all the mid-westcoaches to the national rules commit¬tee and who was one of the men In¬strumental in passing the recent re¬stricted dribble law. All the .othercoaches are opposed to the rule. Onlyone coach in the Kansas Conference,favors the law. He is “Liz” Listonof Baker University.The meeting at Des Moines wassuggested by Bert McGrane, sportswriter of the Des Moines Register,and “Sec” TayJor, who is sports edi¬tor of the same paper. These menattended the Kansas Relays and con¬ferred with Doctor Allen as to theprobability of such a meeting at thattime.TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONE©,v!t>hfiAJunru (SXaojuJcVAUDEVILLEv-4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAIN HA IIV ADULTSMATINEES UAI LI 30</JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6 working hard, and gives promise ofdeveloping into a pretty smooth¬working southpaw. The port-slingers,as a rule, get by rather successfully inconference ball, and so the team’s fu¬ture rests in no small measure on theprogress of Kaplan.Illinois, which with Michigan wasgiven the best chance of winning onebunting, have won their first fourstarts largely through the fine pitchingof Stewart who has worked three fullgames. A junior he is about the bestand coolest of the hurlers in the BigTen. He is rather rugged, playing halfon Zuppke’s eleven and has plenty ofbaseball sense. Illinois has three verygood catchers, so good that Capt. Ku-sinski is very often benched. Finn,shortstop, has been hitting and field¬ing like a hard-working ball playershould. The manner in which the restof the outfit, rather green at the start,have done their chores has surprisedeven the coaches, who are wonderingif the good work will keep up.Michigan has failed utterly to con¬form to expectations. This club, whichhas lost but one practice game out ofabout twelve, dropped their first twoconference games to Northwestern,which has no pretensions to beingmuch of a ball team, and to Purdue.The Wolverines have saved their ace,Don Miller, for Wednesday’s secondencounter with Purdue when theyhope to start their climb for the top.Stoll has lost a couple of toughones for \\ isconsin, which is woefullyweak at the bat. Potsy Clark seemsto have made a ball team out of theGophers. They are carrying a lightschedule and stand a good chance offinishing among the leaders.MEANWELL PLANSTHIRD COACHES COURSEMadison, Wis.—'For the third con¬secutive season, Dr. Walter E. Mean-well and George E. Little of the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin athletic depart¬ment will conduct their intensivecourse of instruction for coaches offootball and basketball. The schoolwill be held here, starting on themorning of June 13th and conclud¬ing on June 26th.The personnel of the Badger shortcourse has been bolstered this yearby the addition of Glenn Thistle-waite, whose lectures and grid dem¬onstrations will be the feature of the1927 school. With Thistlethwaiteofficiating in the football classes, Lit¬tle will be free to direct and super¬vise the session, and confer with thestudents on all phases of athletic ad¬ministration.Assisting the three Wisconsincoaches in their work is one of themost able instructional staffs oper¬ating in the country today.DELTA CHI WINSI be Delta Chi doubles team defeat¬ed Lambda Chi Alpha in tennis yes¬terday afternoon, 4-6, 7-5, 6-L-Pi Lambda Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Sidney Yates of Chicago.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63-d & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People on tbe Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MAY 3, 1927AT PLAYI love to fix myself up queer—Lips too red, black beneath my eyes—Breathless scent . . a lone earring—Hat pulled down, worldly wise.I take me to a quaint tearoomAnd order toast and tea,Then smoke, with holder, back andgold—Intriguing one—who lures—so free!I quirk or sneer my mouth by turnsOr raise my eyebrows . . charmingtrick . . .Pensive and sad, I finally raiseMy hand to breast, as if IWere . . . heartsick.Sometimes I read a letter (any kindwill do)With sudden wrath, I scowl,Crumple it, straighten . . read again—And finally tear in two.Before I rise to pay my check,I smear my lips with red—Saunter grandly to the door . . .And . . come on home to bed.—PattyAND in addition John Meyer nowis going to be chairman of the Inter¬scholastic Track Meet. Mr. Meyer isconsidering no bids as there is somedoubt in his mind as to whether ornot he warts to sell the University.Why? Are You Going to Put Up aNew Building?Sir:And "shame on Terrible Turk!” weshout, for disillusioning us folks fromUrbana. How were we to know thatthe return to its owner of a lost fivedollar bill by a University of Chicagostudent is as illogical as a Santa Clausor an egg-laying Easter bunny? Webeing Oskee-wow-wow by choice,are familiar with only that Illinoisschool house type of behavior sostrongly advocated and sanctioned byone Dean Thomas Arkle Clark. Nowwill you give back that five?—A Losing IlliniDAILY BULLETIN(Excerpts From My Diary)May second.. .Dear Diary: For 3weeks I have loved, longed, and lan¬guished... My heart has throbbed inperfect rhythm to the pulse-beat ofanother... and now... and now.. I am faced with dark, dire, disrupting, de¬crepit Disillusionment! ! ! O, diary,ypu cant’ blame me. Saturday nightwe went down to the Circus at thecoliseum and you should have seen theway she guzzled peanuts!.. .All kinds.. .big ones.. .little ones.. .hump back¬ed ones.. .pigeon-toed ones.. .It didn’tmake any difference.. .She ate themall...Ate them? Say, diary, she IN¬HALED them! Why do you know,diary, we didn’t even have enough leftto feed the elephants! ! O diary, eventhough we went up to the Cinderellaafterwards and philosophized aboutthe morons around us, I couldn’t for¬get the peanuts. The spectacle of herconstantly gorging herself has neverleft my mind and today I am faint withprostration. And diary, when thedoctor came to see me this morninghe told me I was suffering fromSHELL-SHOCK! ! !—GeoGCAMPUS ANTHOLOGY3. The Good Old College ManSay, look at me—I am a college man. “Young fellow,you must realize that you are not go¬ing to school merely to absorb bookknowledge. Self-development is fiftyper cent of your education. You mustget poise, polish, ease, savoir faire.How do you suppose I got it?’*I love my Alma Mater—I go to allthe football games. Of course, I walk on the grass, razz the administration,criticise the coach, use fake names inE. 11, throw bottles on the street butgee, that’s the boyish vigor, the spiritof fun in me.I am going to graduate soon. I amgoing to make a lot of money and goto Europe. They won’t get me totake a job for thirty bucks a week. Illhave a college diploma, and I’m goingto pick my positions carefully.DESPITE the powerful Daily Ma¬roon’s demands for a campus post-office the Federal government stillhas us running over to Woodworth’s.We shall declare a general boycott onpostage stamps!—TERRIBLE TURKTRACKMEN FARE WELL(Continued on page 3)Iowa State also copped the two milerelay in 1926 and showed additionalstrength in winning the medley dis¬tance relay this year.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—E flat alto saxo¬phone. Apply at 6019 Woodlawn forW. Bogue. 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