QKje Bail? fteoon Fraternity gradesare higher thanlast quarter.Vol. 27 No. 109. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 1927HORpENSTeRMweek-end I forsook my seden¬tary life and made my way out intothe byways of the city—those, that is.that are customarily the most brilliant¬ly- illuminated. I found myself at theend of Friday evening’s proceedingsat the so-called worlds’ largest hotel,thrown open for the first time to ac¬commodate the surging pack of oneof the bigger frats of the city highschools. The grand ball room wascrammed with the high school lads,resplendent in their Gelvin ties withloose knots and their college suits.They all wandered around, simulatingwhat, at Hyde Park and Scnn, passesfor smoothness. Blase and contempt¬uous, they passed by the little groupof us who were the real collegians,but didn’t look the part. And withthem were their girls, young and fresh,if not too sweet. Some of them worethe little badges that had come oflftheir companions, and they were veryproud of it—these children of fifteenand sixteen. I felt quite old, and theweight of my twenty years was heavyupon my soul.• • •The the lights were dimmed downto a murky rose that presently shiftedto blue, and the music welled up again.Coon-Sanders, one of the two bandsthat were there to moan for the thou¬sands that jammed even that greatroom ,was going, and we, the out¬casts, went over to the little raisedplace where the music was comingfrom, and there sat down. And I sat,my head in my hands and hunchedover, my gaze fixed on a little circleof floor just a yard or so away frommy feet, and the music poured outand the thousands danced. Feet cameand went .and more feet took theirplace, and moved on, too, some rhy¬thmically, some with halting, broken,weird motion. All I saw were the feet,and all of them seemed strange, andforeign and far-away and the thoughtoccurred to me. What am I to these,or they to me? Nothing between us,no connection, and again I thought:What is the difference? That is theway of things, the way of life. Andsomething else within me replied:What’s the difference! Why, life is ■an epic, a great epic. There’s a greatMgnificance somewhere in all this. Butmy eyes and mind said: Significance?No—there are only feet, remote andstrange.• » t 'And Saturday night, packed in withanother crowd—again thousands, andutterly unconcerned ,one with another—I sat and watched the renownedMrs. Browning being led here andthere, like a sacrificial ox at a Romanholiday. Not a bad face, when youcame down to it, a little frightenedand lost in the eyes, but earning lotsof money just to show itself to thosethousands and not forgetting it in allthe glare of the lights. Never got be¬yond eighth grade, I suppose. Andthen she was led off, and the musicstarted up, and the crowd swarmedout on the floor. Not young and freshthis time, but middle-aged and worse,with a cheap garishness about them*hat reminded one somehow of WilsonAvenue. What those "college” highschool boys and their young, freshgirls would become, I thought. That,again, was life, and the way of life.Those high school girls, I thought,would sit in the Balaban and Katzbyzantine palaces for a few yearstnore, and hum to the pipe organ’sblare of the latest popular song. Andthey’d dream—and turn finally intothis. And I thought: There is greatwriting somewhere in this. It is theepic of life and its cheapness. But thereply came: It’s for somebody else todo. Why get philosophical or senti¬mental over life? It’ll get along with¬out any cry in the night from you, ordespite it. And, so far as I’m con¬cerned, it will, in its blundering, mud¬dy way. EDUCATORS PLANREORGANIZATIONAT CONFERENCESecondary School HeadsConvene Here OnMay 6 and 7The Thirty-ninth Educational Con¬ference of academies and high schoolsin cooperation with the University willmeet here May 6 and 7 to discusscurriculum reorganization in second¬ary schools. The leading speakers ofthe conference are A. L. Threlkeld,deputy superintendent of schools inDenver, Colorado; Walter D. Cocking,director ov curriculum in St. Louispublic schools: and William J. Bogan,assistance superintendent of schoolsin Chicago.Suggest Individual AttentionSuggested lines for the reorganiza¬tion advocated are in giving moreattention to the problems of individualstudents. This has already been car¬ried out in some high schools by theuse of intelligence tests, and classify¬ing the students by the grades re¬ceived.Mr. Threlkeld, Mr. Cocking and,Mr. Bogan will be the first speakersat morning session, Friday at 10 inMandel hall. William S. Gray, deanof the college of education, will speakfirst at the afternoon session to be heldat 2, Disregarding precedent, the eve¬ning meeting will be held at the Quad¬rangle Club immediately following thedinner at 6.Departments Meet SaturdayDepartmental conferences will beheld Saturday at 9:30. The departmentof Germanics will be represented forthe first time since the world war byF. W. Balduf, dean at the Central Y.M. C. A. college of Chicago will pre¬side.Speakers in the department of Man¬ual Arts will be leading industrial men."Employment Control’’ will be dis¬cussed by Donald S. Thompson of theAmerican Steel and Wire Companyat Waukegan, Illinois. G. A. Gilker-son of the Chicago Public ServiceCompany will speak on “PersonalManagement in Industry.” Chicago’s Gold Coast Thrills AsClaire Dux, Opera Satellite, SingsBefore the most dazzling array ofpersonages ever collected on the Uni¬versity campus, Claire Dux, interna¬tionally famous opera singer and thewife of Mr. Charles H. Swift, sanglast night in tones which ran up tothe gables of Mandel hall and downthrilling the distinguished.At the invitation of President MaxMason, the noted assemblage rolledup to the door of Mandel hall in grandlimousines, dazzling the eyes of thelocal commoners with the grandeurand impressiveness of the occasion.NATIONS IMINGLEIN GAY JUBILEENine Countries To BeRepresentedFRESHMAN FORUMPLANS DANCE FORNIGHT OF MAY 27The Freshman forum will hold asummer dance on the Wedgewoodhotel roof gardens on the eveningof May 27th, according to the tenta¬tive plans which have been announcedby Miss Evelyn Kreeger, chairman ofthe social committee. Tickets will betwo dollars a couple.Glenn Frank WantsColleges Shaken UpAmerican universities are in greatneed of a shaking up, according toGleen Frank, president of the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin.“Great teaching is needed first ofall; secondly, the college curriculamust be shaken and put ‘togetheranew in a pattern presenting a great¬er synthesis of existing knowledge,”he declared. Greek, Japanese, Bulgarian, Ameri¬can Indian, Philippine, Korean, Po¬lish and Ukranian are among the rep¬resentative nationalities that will par¬ticipate in the International Nightpresented by the International Stu¬dent Association of Chicago and vi¬cinity at Mandel hall Friday night at&Vocal and instrumental offerings aswell as native folk songs in native set¬tings and dress will be offered by thisconglomerated welter of students.Several numbers will be played bya Greek mandolin orchestra which willbe followed by vocal selections by anative Japanese girl. After a pianosolo by a student from Korea,* a groupof Filippinos in native dress and innative setting will present their folkdances. Ukrainian folk song will begiven by a group representing thatnationality.A concert pianist of national reputein Poland will occupy a featured por¬tion of the entertainment at this time.A pure-blooded American Indian girlis slated to give a reading of Indianlegends, and the evening will come toa close with a Bulgarian peasant sceneincluding music and dancing in atypical setting.International night at the Univer¬sity is an annual affair of importance,due to the large number of foreignstudents in residence. The occasionhas always been sponsored and attend¬ed by the entire student body. The concert audience included all ofthe University’s best known patronsand a large faculty representation ofthe intellectual genius of the Univer¬sity.Gold Coast PresentIncluded in the Gold Coast repre¬sentation were: Mr. and Mrs. KellogFairbanks, Miss Janet Fairbanks, Mr.and Mrs. Frederick Stock, Mrs. JohnG. Shedd, Mrs. Walter Borden, Mr.Herman Waldeck, most of the Swifts,including Mr. and Mrs. Edward F.Swift, Mr. and Mrs. G. F. Swift, Mr.and Mrs. Alden B. Swift, Mr. andMrs. T. Phillip Swift, Mr. Louis F.Swift and Edward F. Swift, Jr.President Mason’s personal list, in¬cluded Mr. and Mrs. Chadwick, Mr.and Mrs. John Crerar, Mr. and Mrs.Frank Cary, Mr. and Mrs. T. E. Don¬nelly, Mr. and Mrs. John Drake, Mrs.Tracy C. Drake, Mrs. R. R. Don¬nelly and Noami Donnelly, Mr. andMrs. Max Epstein, Mrs. William G.Hibbard, Mr. and Mrs. John McCutch-eon, Miss Elizabeth McCormick, Mrs.Rockefeller McCormick, Mr. and Mrs.Robert H. McCormick, Prof, andMrs. N. D. McLure, Mr. and Mrs.Ira Nelson Morris, Mr. and Mrs. Ar¬thur Meeker, Mr. Franklin McVeagh,Mr. and Mrs. Henry J. Patten, Mr.and Mrs. Werner Wieboldt, Mr. and(Continued on page 2) Club Girls OutdoGreeks’ ScholarshipWomen, represented by the clubsat the University, have again prov¬ed themselves intellectually strong¬er than the male element on cam¬pus, as represented by the frater¬nities.No clubs are on probation, whilefour fraternities are 'ineligible forthe quarter. The highest club aver¬age, Deltho’s was barely ahead ofT. S. O., the leading fraternity, butDelta Tau Delta was more than .3points behind Mortar Board, therear guard of the clubs.Dr. Edwin PoteatLectures Here OnChinese Revolution Law Men Conferon Sacco, VanzettiHalf-way across the country fromthe seat of their trial for a seven yearold murder, Sacco and Vanzetti willsit in spirit before an informal juryin thfe south room of the Law build¬ing tonight.Acting on the invitation of theBoard of Student Editors of the Il¬linois Law Review’, a University pub¬lication, law students will meet at7:30 this evening to consider the casefrom a legal viewpoint.Dr. Edwin M. Poteat, of Shanghai,former President of Furman Univer¬sity, Greenville, S. C., who has justreturned from the Shanghai Univer¬sity, where he has been teaching forthe last two years, will speak on“China in Revolution” Wednesday at4:30 in the Joseph Bond Memorialchapel. Dr. Poteat will talk underthe auspices of the Divinity school.Students PresentSituation In ChinaFIND ‘PEACH' HEREWe have our own “Peach” here oncampus, unnoticed and unsung.Last Saturday night a party com¬posed of several law students andMortar Boards went to the newlyopened Club Bagdad. PatriciaSchmidt was in the ladies loungewhen the attendant stopped her andsaid: “Why, pardon me, but are youthe Tribune’s 10,000-dollar ‘peach’?”Somewhat amazed, and thrilled, MissSchmidt persuaded' the disappointedattendant, with difficulty, that shehad not been entered in the contestand had not received 10,000 dollars. “China” will be the topic for dis¬cussion at a meeting of the Mission¬ary Furlough Club tonight at 7:30in the Commons room of the ChicagoTheological Seminary. Mr. Ngo-Chiang Lin, Mr.- Shau Vi Chan, andMr. Tihg-Chin Fan, Chinese studentsat the University, will talk on thepresent situation in China. A socialevening will follow.Plan Musical forHome Ec. MeetingViolin and vocal solos will be givenby Helen Pechukattis and EstherHedeen at a bridge-tea of the HomeEconomics club which will be heldThursday at 4 at Ida Noyes hall. Theentertainment has been planned espe¬cially for the members of the HomeEconomics department who wish to T. V. SMITH TALKSTO UBERAUSTS ONETHICS OF PACIFISMAssistant Professor T. V. Smithwill discuss “The Ethics of Pacifism”at a dinner of the Liberal club todayat 6:15 in Hutchinson commons.Professor Smith will outline theconditions under which pacifism isjustifiable as a philosophy, and willdiscuss the reasons why he thinks itis not justified under present condi¬tions. An open forum discussion willfollow the talk.W. A. A. To HearConvention ReportsAnnette Allen, president of W.A. A., and Eleanor Wilkins, formersecretary will give a report on theA. C. A. C. W. convention, thenational woman’s athletic associa¬tion, held last week at Ithica, NewYork, at the annual W. A. A. initia¬tion banquet tonight at 6:30 in IdaNoyes hall. Tickets have beeh onsale for seventy-five cents. TRIBUNE'SHOOTS’CAMPUSJVOMENTake Color PhotographOf Selliors ThursdayWear ’em bright, women.Pictures of the senior women are tobe taken Thursday for reproduction incolor in the Tribune, it was announc¬ed yesterday. All women of the seniorclass who expect to graduate at theJune convocation have been aske 1 tobe a chapel Thursday noon, clad inbright colored dresses.Bright colored spring dresses, it wasexplained, will make a much betterand more attractive colored picture.Women who do not regularly attendchapel are requested to be at MandelThursday by the close of the chapelservices. The pictures are to be tak¬en outside immediately after the closeof chapel. The plan has the sanctionof Dean C. S. Boucher and of thesenior class officers.“I understand that the Tribune plansto run several such pictures from va¬rious universities,” John Meyer, pres'-dent of the class, stated, “and I wouldlike not only to see Chicago represen¬ted but to see it well represented. SoI am requesting that all the womenwho expect to be members of the Juneclass appear at Mandel hall Thursdaynoon. Announcement will be made inchapel that day as to the exact local¬ity for the picture, which will be madeout of doors at the most suitable spotwithin the immediate vicinity of Man-del.”Color photography necessitates themaking of several plates, and the wom¬en are asked to remain in one placeuntil the photographers indicate thatall the plates are made.Senior Members ToMeet Faculty MenAt Dinner At SissonMembers of the Senior class willmeet with members of the faculty atthe Senior class dinner to be givenat the Sisson Hotel on May 5th. Tic¬kets for the class dinner may now bepurchased from Sibley, Davis. Ein-horn, Kaufman, Rugeri, and Mayer ofthe senior class.f\'Attract Attention,Says Mr. Bryan“arouse interest, create desire, and moveto action. These are the four elementsof approach to effectiveness either inwriting or speaking.”The “local” room of the Kansas CityJournal was the scene of Walter G.Bryan’s debut into journalism somethirty years ago. Twenty years’ timefound him progressing from a salesmanof classified advertising to publisherof William Randolph Hearst’s largestdaily, the New York American, andthen to the Hearst board of manage¬ment. He left the Hearst organizationto take the presidency of the W. G.Bryan organization, the growth ofwhich demanded his personal super¬vision. As head of his organization fornewspaper promotion, he has won In¬ternational pre-eminence in journalism.His “Image Bifllding,” written espe¬cially for the Celebrities’ Number,touches the high spots in is the keynoteto successful writing.M fcrr.iThe Daily Maroon Rob Students, ButFail To Get CarMilton Hayes and Fred Jones,Kappa Sigs, were out on a date.While parked in front of the home ofMiss Ethel Brignall, 5621 CalumetAvenue, two nasty young fellowswith pistols n’ everything relievedthem of a total of $160. But on thecommand to enter the bandits’ car,Milt suddenly threw his own bus intohigh and escaped.Serve Native FoodAt Spanish DinnerSpanish food prepared by Spanishcojks will be served at a dinner tobe given by El Circulo Espanol Fri¬day, May 13 at 8 at a Cubanrestaurant at 17 N. Robey street,Musical entertainment will be furn¬ished by the club. Tickets may bepurchased from members for one dol¬lar. TAU SIGS LEADFRATERNITIES INWINTER GRADESFive Houses Ineligible;Deltho Tops ListOf ClubsTau Sigtqa Omicron with a B- aver¬age lead the thirty-three fraternities ofthe University in the winter quarterscholastic rating. Five other frater¬nities were recorded with a B- a/er-age but their point total was slightlybehind that of the leader. All of theremaining fraternities had a C averagewith the exception of the last fivewhich were credited with a C- anddeclared ineligible.Deltho, which placed'second in thefall quarter rating, led the clubs forthe winter quarter standings, with aB- average. Seven other clubs werebehind in point total but were cred¬ited with B- while all the rest weregiven straight C. None of the clubsare ineligible.Clubs Take RisePhi Delta Upsilon, leader in thefall quarter, fell to third place in theratings released yesterday and PhiBeta Delta, third in the fall qua ter,fell to ninth place. On the whole,however, most of the clubs ros? inposition. In the fraternity group, thesituation was reversed with most ofthe fraternities showing a decided fall.Tau Sigma Omicron’s rise from sixthin the fall quarter to first this lastquarter was the most marked wnileTau Delta Phi was not far behind witha jump from eleventh to third.The s cholastic ranking of the frat¬ernities is 1. Tau Sigma Omicron, 2.Alpha Delta Phi. 3. Tau Delta Phi.4. Alpha Epsilon Pi. 5. Phi BetaDelta. 6. Pi Lambda Phi. 7. Phi Sig¬ma Delta. 8. Acacia. 9. Delta SigmaPhi. 10. Zeta Beta Tau. 11.' Tau Kap¬pa Epsilon. 12. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.15. Phi Pi Phi. 14. Delta Upsilon. 15.Psi Upsilon. 16. Beta Theta Pi. 17.Kappa Alpha Psi. 18. Alpha TauOmega.Delts Tail Enders19. Sigma Nu. 20. Kappa Sigma. 21.Alpha Phi Alpha. 22. Alpha SigmaPhi. 23. Delta Kappa Epsilon. 24.Lambda Chi Alpha. 25. Phi Kappa Psl26. Chi Psi. 27. Phi Gamma Delta. 28.Delta Chi. 29. Phi Delta Theta. 30.Phi Kappa Sigma. 31. Sigma Chi. 32.Kappa Nu. 33. Delta Tau Delta.The club standing is 1. Deltho. 2.Astrato. 3. Phi Delta Upsilon. 4. Sig¬ma. 5. Quadrangler. 6. Wyvern. 7. ChiRho Sigma. 8. Pi Delta Phi. 9. PhiBeta Delta. 10. Delta Sigma. 11. Eso¬teric, 12. Achoth. 13. Mortar Board.The general trend in scholarship ofboth fraternities and clubs showed adecided improvement over the au¬tumn quarter reports.Breasteds ExpectedBack About May ISDr. and Mrs. James H. Breastedare expected to return to the Univer¬sity from Egypt about May 15, itwas reported yesterday. Dr. Breast¬ed is director of Haskell Orientalmuseum and of the Oriental institute.He is to bring with him a numberof his most recent finds from thevarious excavations under his direc¬tion.RAWTHER BADThere’s a sex war on at Oxford.The men have been hostile ever sincewomen were admitted to that vener¬able instituion. From time to timethis hostility flares forth in the Isis,the men’s journal, in an indictmentof the policy of admitting the fairsex to this ancient male stronghold.Incidently it seems that Oxfordstudents are insured during theirfour years at school against every¬thing in the way of accidents andtrouble, except failing in exams.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2927€i)e Bail? jWaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.__ Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn —News Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTA1 Widdifield. News EditorLeo Stone. Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen Feature EditorMadge Child -..Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdiges Day EditorB. J. Green - Day EditorMilton Mayer - Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman -.Sophomore Editor Charles J. HarrisFred Kretschmer Advertising ManagerCirculation ManagerAuditorHubard Lovewell Office Manager..Classified Adv. ManagerJoseph Klitnzer ...National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron F\ilrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant In BriefbyDexter W. Master*Alexander Kerensky’s official dig¬nity was jolted for the second timesince his arrival in the United Stateswhen a former czarist army officerslapped the face of the ex-Russianpremier at a banquet in the Palmerhouse Sunday night. Kerensky re¬fused to take any action, personal orotherwise, on the act and Dr. BorisTelesnitsky, the slapper, was non¬committal over the incident, statingmerely that he wished to call atten¬tion to Kerensky’s actions in thiscountry.At a meeting in New York twoweeks ago, Kerensky received his firstslap, that time from the hand of awoman. As in this case, Kerensky letthe matter drop without much com¬ment, other than to say that he un¬derstood why such a thing might hap¬pen. His attitude is very commend¬able from a Biblical point of view, notso commendable from a practicalstand.• • •Mr. George Remus, the high mogulof bootleggers with his headquarterslocated at Cincinnati, Ohio, left theScioto county jail at Portsmouth atone minute past twelve this morning,with the avowed purpose of renewinghis chosen profession at not later thantwo minutes past twelve. Overjoyedas Mr. Remus must have been to passthrough the gates of the jail outwardbound, he can look back upon his re¬cent sojourn with the greatest delightand pride. For his was a most appeal¬ing stay, with little work to be done,plenty of rest to be had, and severalgorgeous banquets to attend. This la¬ter was, indeed, the only duty imposedupon him and it was a duty for, jailor no jail, his social prestige could notbe jeopardized.Mr. Remus played host at the threebanquets which were held under hispersonal supervision during the thirtydays of his incarceration and his onlyregret was that there could be onlythree. Mr. Remus expressed himself asbeing very indignant with the govern¬ment and state officials for allowingsuch a trivial thing as jail to curtailsuch as essential thing as banquets.“We must all bear our crosses,though,” quoth Mr. Remus.CLAIRE DUX SINGSIN MANDEL HALL(Continued from page 1)Mrs. Walter Dill Scott, Mr. and Mrs.Roy O. West and Mr. and Mrs. BruceBorland. (Reception CommitteeMembers of the reception commit¬tee included another catalogue ofprorfiinent people: Mrs. Ernest D.Burton, Miss Margaret Burton, Mr.and Mrs. Charles F. Glore, Mr. andMrs. Arthur A. Goes, Mr. and Mrs.Frances Neilson, Mr. and Mrs. Ar¬thur W. Cushman, Mr. and Mrs.Walker C. McLaury, Mr. and Mrs.Leo F. Wormser, Miss Shirley Farr,Miss Grace Coulter, Miss Alice Green-acre, and Miss Helen Norris.Several more rows of starch whitebosoms were filled by local professors,faculty men, their wives and others in¬timately associated with the Univer¬sity. Among the educators presentwere: Major and Mrs. Frederick M.Barrows, Mr. Ernest Watson Burgess,Mr. and Mrs. William E. Dodd, Mr.Mack Evans, Dr. and Mrs. MorrisFishbein, Mr. and Mrs. Charles W.Gilkey, Mr. and Mrs. Edgar J. Good-speed, Mrs. William Rainey Harper,Mr. and Mr?. Marcus W. Jernegan,Mr. and Mrs. Harvey Brace Lemon,Mr. and Mrs. James Weber Linn.Mr. and Mrs. Arno B. Luckhardt,Mr. and Mrs Andrew C. McLaughlin,Mr. William Duncan MacMillan, Mr.John M. Manley, Mr. and Mrs. Shatt¬er Mathews, Mr. and Mrs. CharlesE. Merriam, Mr. and Mrs. Albert A.Michelson, Mr. and Mrs. John F.Moulds, Mr. and Mrs. Horatio Hack-ett Newman, Mr. Frank HurburtO’Hara, Mr. and Mrs. Julius Rosen-wald, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Sargent,Mr. and Mrs. Henry Justin Smith,Mr. and Mrs. Amos Alonzo Stagg,Mr. and Mrs. Julius Steiglitz, Mr.and Mr®. *Lorado Taft, Mr. and Mrs.James Henry Tufts and Mr. and Mrs.Frederick C. Woodward.THE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY1. Encouragement of student initiative in undergraduate activityand scholarship.2. Extension of the Intramural principle.3. An augmented Department of Art.4. Blackfriars on the Road.5. An Interclub sing.6. Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.7. A Post-Office on the Campus.THE FRESHMAN FORUMDURING the first few weeks of the fall quarter some thirtyambiitous members of the Freshman class assembled, decidedto institute an organization to be known as the Freshman Forum,elected officers, and proceeded to cast about for subjects on whichto hold forth. The spirit in which the Freshman Forum was con¬ceived is very commendable, but its growth and subsequent ac¬tions are not so praise-worthy. Those actions consist largely ofthe speeches the members have made and the unwelcome publicitywhich the speeches have produced; it all goes back to the choiceof subjects.The key-interest of the organization, judging from the themeof any number of its meetings, seems to be luridness: “Petting,”‘“Sex Crimes in Youth,” “The Drinking Question” and other sub¬jects of similar relation have been offered in the evident pro¬found faith that they are important to the welfare of the Uni¬versity students; and this, despite the fact that the members whotake the floor to declaim on any subject whatsoever, speak, bytheir own admission, with more desire to produce an effect thanto say what they think.Now, as the Forum is striking a lull, possibly because of adearth of exciting subjects, the high steersmen have decreed thata dance will save the day, and will, according to them, be inkeeping with the avowed purpose of a Forum. We doubt it verymuch; it should save the day, true enough, as far as running ex¬penses are concerned and the possibility of obtaining more gentle¬men to speak on “Sex Crimes in Youth,” but for a Forum, itsmacks more of a stenographers’ sorority.THE LIBERAL CLUB ACTSpERHAPS one of the most serious accusations against Americancolleges has been that college men and women take no interestin national and international affairs. It is only too true.In Europe the students form an active factor in politics.Many of the great movements of history have been started bystudents, who saw that conditions as they then existed were in¬tolerable. In England, provision is made that the big universitiesreceive representation in Parliament. But in the United Statesthis interest is sadly lacking, and it is to be deplored that thosewho are trained to be leaders in mature life have little concernabout outside conditions until they actually meet them.But a gleam of hope that conditions may not always be thisway v: offered by the action last week of the Liberal club. Be¬lieving that Sacco and Vanzetti, who are to be executed nextJuly for a murder committed in Boston seven years ago, werecondemned through biased judgment, the club telegraphed a reso¬lution to Governor Fuller of Massachusetts, asking for an im¬partial investigation of the case. In the meantime, a movementto secure a petit on, signed by 2,000 students, for the pardon ofthe two radicals is under way.Whether the project espoused by the organization is a suc¬cess or not, at least it is a step in the right direction■ * ■ / Voice of the PeopleMass Production in UniversityClassesI found myself in a class of a hun¬dred and ten the other day, and Ido not relish very much the idea ofspending there the rest of the quar¬ter. Mass production may work verywell for Fords and sewing- machines;but when it comes to a Universityit is a different proposition. It i3cheaper to turn out Fords by thethousand, and it is no doubt moreconvenient to the University to haveclasses by the hundred. But howabout the student? How much in¬dividual attention can a professorgive to students in a class where themere calling of the roll takes fiveminutes, and even whose names hecan never hope to learn? The stu¬dents have ceased to exist as stu¬dents; they have become a class.And yet, it is this personal con¬tact with our teachers that forms thechief reason for our coming to col¬lege. It is not mere accumulation ofknowledge that we want. We couldget that out of books at much lesstrouble and expense. It is ihe in¬dividual attention and personaltouch rather than the mere handingout of information that we wouldhave. Lectures and assigned read¬ings do not exhaust our idea of edu¬cation. How can one speak of sucha thing as individual attention in aclass of a hundred and ten?Perhaps the situation is irremedi¬able. Large classes may be a neces-The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTd. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St sary evil for a large University. Butit does seem rather exasperatingwhen I want to see the professor atthe close of the class period to findmyself preceded by a long line ofothers waiting for the same reason; timo for fear that the rest of the onehundred and ten shall do the same,and then what shall become of theprofessor?CONSTANT READER._ fFF to a game,home for the week'end,or just sticking aroundtown, a Stetson willgive you that welldressed feeling—and itwill wear surprisinglylong. STETSONHATSSTYLED FOR TOUHG M EHrTrTTTTrTTrrTTTTTTTnrVTrTTVrrTrTT'fTTThese modernsMODERN smokers are the mostcritical ever known, and Camel istheir favorite. Why?Camel is the one cigarette thatwill stand up all day and as farinto the night as you care to go.Modern, experienced smokersknow that they can smoke oneor a million Camels with never atired taste or a cigaretty after¬taste. Present-day smokersR. J.. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COM demand Qamelsdemand goodness, and find it inCamels — the choicest tobaccosgrown and matchless blending.That is why Camel is favorite inthe modern world.If you want the choice of thehardest-to-please smokers of alltime, if you yearn for the mel¬lowest mildness that ever camefrom a cigarette—"Have a CamelV*PANY, WINSTON-SALEM, N. C.© 1927THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2927 Page ThreeUniversity Adds New Color To Scholarship Raceplan contest toRIVAL BASKETBALLINTERSCHOLASTICSOver Four Hundred SixtyStudents Enroll forExaminationsScholarship exams will now ceaseto be like doses of bitter medicine un¬der the new 1927 title and special fea¬tures. Competitors for the annualprize scholarships will be enrolled forthe “Scholarship Interscholastics,” andwill be treated with as much respectand friendliness as the interscholasticbasketball men.Basketball may be more popu1 irwith individuals, but schools, as awhole, show more interest in scholar¬ship. Five hundred, twenty-one men,representing forty-three schools ar¬rived on campus to take part in thebasket ball contests. Last year at the“scholarship interscholastics” therewere four hundred one competitorsfrom fifty-five schools. Enrollmentfor 1927, to date, is four hundred sixt-tv-five.Chicago's need for athletes prompt¬ed campus students to carry on astrong rushing plan for the basketballmen. This year the same tactics areto be used with the high school honorstudents, who not infrecpiently areathletes. Part of the rushing plan in¬cludes complimentary luncheon ticketswhich will admit the bearers to theCommons or Ida Noyes hall refrectorywhere the students are asked to enter¬tain them.Oak Park, Englewood, South BetuJ,Senn, and Milwaukee schools in for¬mer years have taken home the largestnumber of scholarships and honorablementions. The subjects which havebeen favored in the past are Americanhistory, English, Chemistry, andMathematics. 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U. S. LONDONFk. Off.(Send for SECRETS o(\BEAUTY—Edition27Ta U40-page booklet filled with Ivaluable information on Ithe scientific treatment of Iall beauty-marring con- Iditions, Jr HERE’S A NEW ONE—PRAY FOR RESULTSIN EXAMS AND LOVEDid you pray when the examsrolled around?About seventy-five per cent of thecollege students did, according to asurvey amongst 2,800 students, madeby R. L. Williams of NorthwesternUniversity, though not all of themwere confident that the prayer wouldavail much for them.Besides praying for the exams, agood many students prayed for suc¬cessful love ventures, making a goodfraternity, getting a bid to the prom,and winning the big football game,as well as for the curing of manyindividual ailments.Twenty per cent of the collegiate,candidates for the “Circle of theGodless” scorned even the drowningman’s prayer.NEW GREENHOUSESMAY REPLACE NETSProf. Chamberlain DevelopsGood CollectionMore tennis courts will disappearfrom the campus if the proposed planfor a new University greenhouse iscarried out. The plan is to build thenew green house on the site of thepresent courts in back of the Pressbuilding, facing Ingleside Avenue.When the green house is built itwill crown the achievements of sev¬eral grey heads in the Botany depart¬ment, that have spent years in trav¬eling about the world collecting rarespecimens for the University gardensand in extensive research here oncampus.Cycads ExtnsiveProfessor Charles Joseph Chamber-lain who has spent thirty-five yearsat the University, is responsible forthe extensive collection of cycadswhich is an outstanding feature ofthe campus botannical gardens andwhich is one of the two or threecoinji'etc collections in this field. Onlyone speciment of a family of ninegenera is missing from the local as¬sortment according to ProfessorChamberlain.The cycads are the plants whichMexicans have learned to use as thebasis for the famous “hot tamales.”They call the plant, “tio-tamale,” uncleof the tamale and use the seed for the(Continued on page 4) CAMPUS FOLK TOURCHICAGO’S ORIENTfisit Art Insttiute to SeeChinese ExhibitsBv LOUIS ENGEL“Oh East wr East, and West ut West,and never the twain shall meet,’Till Earth and Sky stand presentlyat God’s great judgment seat."A positive refutation to thesemuch quoted lines of Rudyard Kip¬ling was effectively presented lastSaturday evening, when about sev¬enty University students, with theirfriends, went on an educational tourthrough Chicago’s Chinatown.The tour which aimed at engender¬ing a more sympathetic appreciationof the age-old culture and deplete ofthe Orient was conducted by IraJenkisn, on the same basis as a num¬ber of tours have been conducted inthe past at Columbia University.Visit Art InstituteLeaving the Uni^rsity at 2 thegroup proceeded via the Illinois Cen¬tral to the Art Institute, where MissFlorence Wilson, Curator of OrientalArt, explained the early history andinterpretations of the various typesof pottery, jade work, and artistry onexhibit there.After a thorough investigation ofthe art exhibits the group went bystreet cars into the very heart ofChinatown to the Chinese ChristianChurch on 23rd Street and Went¬worth Avenue. The Reverend B. Y.Leong, pastor of the church, whothen joined the tour, graphically de¬scribed the customs and nature ofthe entire community, answering nu¬merous questions of the inquisitivestudents.Go to Noodle FactoryA trip through the Chinese NoodleManufacturing Company on 22nd andArcher Avenue was the next itemon the program. The factory wasvery courteously exhibited and souve¬nir packages were distributed to thevisitors.One of the most interesting fea¬tures of the tour was the explorationof the streets and the district as awhole. The little' shops, with theirtantalizing displays from the East,were enthusiastically patronized bythe students, who purchased spiceddainties and trinkets of a thousanddifferent natures from the willing,cheerful proprietors. The fact thatonly men were seen on the streets(Continued in column 6)Economy plus travel comfort far surpassingyour expectations. Round trip fares from$170 to $190. From Montreal or Quebec .you will sail down the beautiful St. Law¬rence—the mighty water boulevard to Europe—then only 4 days open sea. Direct servicesio Liverpool, Southampton, Glasgow, Belfast,Cherbourg, Antwerp, Hamburg.Collegiate Tours to EuropeSummer Season—192737 days, $385—all expenses—personallyeaeorted — England, France, Holland, Bel¬gium. Most complete itinerary with maxi¬mum benefits.Cabin and Empress Tours, $8SO and up.Always carry Canadian Pacific ExpressCompany’s Travellers’ Cheques, negotiableeverywhere.Putt information and tailing date* from local tteamthip agent*, orr. g. Els worthy. Steamship General Agent, 71 E. Jackson Bird.,Telephone Wabash 1904. Chicaro, Ill.For Fi-eight, apply toW. A. Kittermaster, Gen. Western Freight Agt., 940 Rookery, Chicago,Canadian PacificWorld’s Greatest. Travel System Dogs Win as GreekPets, Census ShowsFraternity men prefer dogs.A census of the mascots at thevarious houses on campus reveals astriking and overwhelming prefer¬ence for dogs. At some of thehouses the mascots are of old stand¬ing and known about campus, atother fraternities dogs come andgo every few months.“Dolph,” as the Phi Gam policedog is known, is one of the olderset. He shares honors as a campusinstitution with “Phi” the woolyPhi Delt mascot. More recent com¬ers at the University are “Up” shortfor Upsilon, the airedale who makeshis abode at the D. U. house.“Duke” is a familiar sight* at theDeke house and the A. T. O. es¬tablishment wouldn’t be the samewithout “Half-Piint” as their littlemongrel is known.util the informal initiation of Del¬ta Tau Delta, the Kappa Nu boysmaintain that they had a cat for amascot. The Sigma Nu households the transient record with threedifferent dogs in six months. Badhabits forced the hoys to divorcetheir pets.GUNS BARK, HORSESTRAMP IN WESTERNNOVEL! BY LE MAYIGrad of ’22 Writes TaleOf Plains And DaysOf OldCommercial values inherent in theinstruction provided by the Univer¬sity’s English courses have been againindicated by the appearance of thenovel “Painted Ponies,” which the Do¬ran company published March 29. Thisis the first book by Alan LeMay, whoreceived his Ph. B. from the Univer¬sity in 1922. It is a tale of the west¬ern plains in a day now pas, andhorses’ hooves sound through it frombeginning to end, with an occasionalstaccato of six-gun shots.Alan LeMay is a son of John Le¬May (S. B., 1895), who won threemajor C’s on the University’s firstfootball team. Another member ofthe family, a sister of the new author,is Elizabeth LeMay, University aide,now a senior.•mNSTRomov•5609 • liftRPER-AVE-•RIMC'HyDC-PflRtV82S2-•ARTIST‘PttOTOGRAPflffv STUDENT DEFENDSYARROW; DECLARESHIM NO '‘PURITAN”President of Freshman ForumTells of PersonalContactsBy Gene WeaferOnce there was a dapper youngman who went to see one of ElinorGlyn’s popular movies and then triedto make love to his best girl. Oncethere was a clever young editorialwriter who viewed a picture on thosehorrible reformers and then proceededto judge all vice crusaders from that.Both fellows find it rather rocky go¬ing from lack of knowledge.Critics Lack FactsA member of the editorial board,of the Daily Maroon, has recentlystarted a discussion about Dr. Yar¬row, the State Superintendent of theIllinois Vigilance Society who gavethe talk to the Freshman Forum on“Sex Crimes and Youth.” Much char¬acteristic campus mud has been slungfrom all sides. It is a pity that sofew of the participants have littleknowledge of their subject, they aremerely judging the man from somepreconceived idea of a refromer; theyare “reading with their prejudices notwith their eyes.”What is the truth about Yarrow?As one who, through no merits of myown, have had the privilege of know-nig him for years, I humbly ventureto enter a statement in this melee.Wants Real FreedomDr. Yarrow is not the Maji of Godwho would swreep upon the countryand rob people of their rights in thename of holy things. He tries to freethe world from a more unjust and un¬relenting despotism—crime. He is nota straight-laced Puritan, hut is a manmore schooled in the philosophies ofbehaviorism and individualism than themost of those who face him in thediscussions.O. K.’s Common Law IntercourseThose who heard the lecture ofMonday 18th will remember that thisarch enemy of the underworld talkedonly of the evils of commercializedvice. His battle, at present, is onlywith that. Following that meeting, hewas heard to declared that commonlaw sexual intercourse should not helegislated against, because that is aperson’s own individual problem.(This attitude of his may quell theopposition of some people here).Youth FallingYarrowr fights organized crime inorder to protect the young people oftoday from its destruction. “Such divesas the Nest, Plantation and the Sun¬set,” he says, “perhaps will alwaysexist. The pity isjdiat the girls andboys from our best homes in Ameri¬ca are falling into the filth of them,and they are ruining their own oppor-(Continued on page 4). &tgn af (Snob JFnab”SCHALL’SRESTAURANT#•5500 Harper Ave.FOR THE PARTICULAR STUDENTMost Exclusive But Not Expensive. FOREIGN STUDENTSCLUB APPROACHESLIBERAL SOCIETIESNow extending over a scope, prob¬ably as broad as that of any of theliberal societies of the University, theInternational Student Association ofChicago and vicinity was organizedlast January, after a series of inter¬national friendship suppers, by BruceW. Dickson, adviser of foreign stu¬dents. A fund for the purpose ofcarying on the promotion ofamiable relations between studentscoming from foreign countries hasbeen established by a donation.This organization has succeeded theold International Student Associationof the University, which includedonly students in residence. The newunit embraces membership not onlyfrom the University but from otherschools in the vicinity. The onlyrestriction on the membership is thatonly one-fourth may be naturalizedcitizens of the United States. All for¬eign students are eligible.The object of the association is theimprovement of the social, intellec¬tual, spiritual and physical conditionof men and women students from anyland without any race, religion, orsex discriminations, who are attend¬ing colleges, universities and profes¬sional schools in Chicago and vicinity.300 WolverinesTryout In CollegeMen’s Movie TestsThree-hundred men at the Uni¬versity of Michigan responded to theFirst National movie tests last week,as compared to the one hundred atChicago. However, when the pic¬tures were actually taken, there wereonly one-third of that number pres¬ent, the rest of the “brave” Michi¬gan having got cold feet beforetheir “first public appearance” andleft.As at Chicago, only ten of the hun¬dred, who submitted themselves assacrifices on the altar of the Kleig,were picked as “types,” which mightmean anything from good lookingcollege men to comic relief.When asked, at Michigan, why thecompany isn’t seeking college women,Ned Holmes, director, who was atChicago last week, said that therewere too many beauty contest win¬ners pounding at the gates of Holly¬wood at present.CAMPUS FOLK TOURCHICAGO’S ORIENT(Continued from col. 3)and around the Mah Jongg and cardtables in the little shops excited quitea bit of interesting comment.Eat Chinese FoodA Mandarin dinner, served in typ¬ical Chinese style, met with thehearty approval of all. The bill offare consisted of egg foyong, rice,chow mein, a vegetable dish, and tea.Generous portions were served at thenominal expense of fifty cents. Atthe dinner, Mr. T. C. Fan, graduatestudent in sociology, gave a charm¬ing presentation of Chinese art, ex¬plaining the difference between themove delicate, reflective art of theOrient and the objective art of theOccident. Mr. Wong, star reporterof the Chinese Daily News and stu¬dent at Medill School of Jorunalism,followed with a discussion of thepresent distributing conditions inCOWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at EHat Are.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TryOur Malted Milks.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2927■rasSTUDENT DEFENDSYARROW; DECLARESHIM NO “PURITAN”Continued from page 3)tunities. That is why we are worried.We would, no doubt, let the prosti¬tutes and louts go if they were notinjuring the chances of health andprosperity of those in the coming gen¬eration who might want to do right.”About the present moral standardsthe lrusader has this to say: “Yes theyare shifting. Our stand, howevershould be conservative until we findout its direction and then we mighttry to guide it the right way.U. of C. Youths Bad“Regardless of what significance itmay have in relation to our presentcode, immorality is increasing. Fourout of eight fellows who questionedme in the meeting at the Universityof Chicago admitted intercourse, andcondoned it in their sister. I amafraid for the worse. If education cando something in those cases, it mustwork overtime.”Suppression may be a keyboard inthe plans of this fighter of evil, yetit is not misused. “It is merely utilizedespecially in the cases of obscene lit¬erature and houses of ill-fame, to keepthe vices from spreading until educa¬tion can make its start of constructivework. People criticize me becausethey do not understand. My task isnot to take away privilege but to pro¬tect. Although, now I am sitting onthe lid of the seething cauldron, myhope, and the only hope of the rightliving people of this country, is educa¬tion, education and more education.”ZETES PLEDGEZeta Beta Tau announces the pledg¬ing of Simon O. Lesser of Chicago. NEW GREENHOUSESMAY REPLACE NETS(Continued from page 3)food. Natives all over the world havelearned to use the plant, learning atthe same time that unless carefullyprepared it is poisonous.Crosses PlantsProfessor Chamberlain has an in¬teresting group of hybrids, w’hich hehgs raised and crossed himself, but sofar they are not large enough, not suf¬ficiently developed to determine whatchanges will take place due to thecrossing.Wild adventures in many parts ofthe world fill Professor Chamber¬lain’s interesting story of his life, andhe tells of trips in Mexico in which hewas treated like a visiting monarchon one journey and was forced to fleefor his life from revolutionary forceson another.TOWER63 RD AND BUCKSTOHE(9'tip*vfiAmu<SMcujdcVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BCSTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSCompleteSundau&TtmtsdcnjBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30 cJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR BENINS CLASSIFIED ADSFOR RENT—Nice light room forone or two boys. 1403 E. 60th St-Apt. D.FOR SALE—Book case, flat top oakdesk. Household articles, etc. Hireh,7429 Luella Ave., South Shore 8091.FOR RENT—A beautiful 6-roomapartment. Outside rooms. All mod¬ern conveniences, private porches,adjoining campus. Reasonable rent.5519 Kimbark Avenue.FOR SALE—Today at a sacrifice:$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.Tel. H. P. 0980WE DO REPAIRING Household furniture, bookcases,China and glassware, pictures, rugs,victrola and records, bric-a-brac, etc.Prof. C. F. Castle, 5715 KenwoodAvenue, apt. 3, Phone Hyde Park5133.** ifW>BK Official CollegeFBATEBNITYJewelryBadge ,-Rinjfs-NoveliiesWARREN PIPER AOQ31 N. 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For thefirst time in my career as adetective, I’ve failed toget my man.” “It is a year now sinceI first went in search ofa cough in an Old GoldCigarette. I have yet tofind it.”4.“I have found thou¬sands of men who wereglad to cough up 15 centsfor a package of OldGolds, but not one ofthem ever coughed aftersmoking them.”OLD GOLDIT’S THE SMOOTHEST CIGARETTE“NOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD” “Athletics” for the Athlete!KNIT ATHLETICA newly designed garment that was specially selected for University of Chicagomen.“V"’ neck with edging of blue, tan or grey.2 buttons at shoulder.Athletic cut — no sleeves — loose knee.Light weight mercerized fabric — elastic, absorbent, durable.This model was designed by the Style Director of the Knit Underwear Industryfor Underwear Expositions at Palm Beach, Miami and other style center. Worth$1.25 to $1.50 each, but offered to The Daily Maroon raeders at the Special Intro¬ductory Price of$1.00 the suitOn sale at .University of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 305 Broadway, NewCold slows both Crisler’sBatmen and Stagg Trackmen. Cfj eS f? a Soon Spring football resume givera few consoling and hopefulhintes.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2927UNEXPECTED COLDSLOWS MAROONSAT OHIO RELAYSBurg Start* Season Well ByShattering Old HighJump MarkExtremely cold and raw weatherproved to be too much of a handicapfor the Maroon tracksters who wentto the Ohio Relays over the week-endand the performance of the home con¬tingent was far below par. Greetingthem as it did oty their first outdoorventure of the season, the cold slowedup the whole team and with the ex¬ception of Burg, none of the teamplaced in the finals.Cody In FinalsBurg again demonstrated his super¬iority over the rest of the westernfield in the high jump, leaping 6’-5 7-8” to win the event and set a newrecord for the meet. Cody, Burg's teammate in the high jump fared not sowell in that event, but reached thefinals in the 100 yard dash, Hester ofMichigan’s 9 9-10 seconds time in thesprint proved to be too fast for himhowever and he finished just outsideof the medal places, being sixth in thefive place field.Team Off-FormThe five man-five mile relay teamseemed ill assorted when they finallygot into the competition and althoughthey finished among the upper halftheir time was slow. The weightmen also had an off day, with neitherKlein nor Olwin up to their usualform, and consequently out of the run¬ning. Klein, who usually is good forover 44 feet in the shot .failed to placein his event which was won by a heaveof 46 feet 2 inches, another indicationof the general slump that the wholeteam seemed to be in. 7ony Hinkle, Former Ace, Terms NewRule “Backward Step—Not Advance*Burg, Dugan, BootedInto-I. A. C. RanksAnton Burg, famous high jumper,who recently broke another recordat the Ohio Relay meet, and KeithDugan, star two-miler, who has ap¬proached the conference record sev¬eral times, have been both offeredpost-graduation memberships by theIllinois Athletic Associations.It is not definitely known, how¬ever, if they will accept this offer.Many other Maroon stars, are nowincluded in the membership of thisfamous organization.FENCERS RECEIVETEN HONOR AWARDSHadley Kern Elected C-aptainOf Next Year’s TeamAt a banquet Friday night given byCoach R. V. Merrill to the varsity andfreshman fencers Hadley Kerr waselected captain of next year’s swordteam and Elmer Friedman was chosenfreshman captain.The dinner was also the occasion forthe awarding of the I-M trophies andfreshman numerals. Friedman, Wal¬lace, Nash, Goldberg and Quinn we epresented the sweaters with the cov¬eted 1930. Friedman won the lovingcup for the University 3-WeaponChampionship, Wallace got the secondcup, and Nash received the third cup.Following are the winners of thegold, silver and bronze medals inthree swords:Foil—Won by Friedman; Goldberg,second; Wallace, third.Epee—Won by Nash; Eisendrath,second; Wallace, third.Sabre—Won by Friedman; Wallace,second; Nash .third. Tony Hinkle, captain of the Cham¬pionship Maroon Basketball Team of1920, give£ his views of the new one-bounce rule in the following article.Hinkle is the successor to Pat Page,at Butler University.Indianapolis, Ind., April 26.—TonyHinkle, director of athletics at But¬ler University, who was styled bymany a critic as the greatest defen¬sive player the basketball game knew,has some interesting ideas in regard tothe new basketball rules promulgatedfor the benefit of the sport world.States Reasons‘‘A small man will have no chance.A fake shot or a feint followed bjr adribble was the small man’s greatestoffensive asset.“It takes the premium off of gooddefensive players. With the dribbleeliminated any mediocre player canguard the greatest player in the coun¬try and do a good job of it.Equalizes Players“It tends to put all basketball play¬ers on a par. It takes away from thegreat basketball player and adds tothe mediocre player, both offensivelyand defensively.“It will make the game rougheras guards will be able to press offen¬sive men harder and closer. The drib¬ble threat has always kept a guard afew yards away from an offensiveman.“It will encourage the use of the‘legal block’ in offensive. The ‘legalblock’ in my estimation is the dangerpoint in basketball . It amounts tonothing but interference running andputs basketball on a crude body block¬ing, basis.“It will make the game more orless a long shooting contest. The de¬fensive man has by far the greateradvantage and will be able to keepthe offensive man from getting closeto the basket.“It will greatly decrease the scor-(Continued on page 6)Only the finest quality of foodis served in STCASimplicity is our aim—simplicity in keeping with the standards of living ofour clients.The menu is not elaborate but only the finest quality of food is served in STCA (thesame quality served in First Cabin).The accommodations are not luxurious—but scrupulously clean and comfortable.There are ample baths and showers—attentive stewards to care for your wants.In addition there are such comforts as deck chairs and steamer rugs at the regularcharge—and little luxuries in tea and bouillon served on deck and a college orchestra.STCA rates are only $170-$185 Round Trip to EUROPES T C A is maintained entirely for college people and those with whom they naturallyassociate—application blanks being required in all cases.Weekly sailings to and from Europe on the steamers of the Holland-America Line.See—MR ANDREW JOHNSON, Beta House — MISS MARION QUINT, 5707Woodlawn Ave. — MR. STEPHEN CHMURA, Lambda Chi House.or write toSTUDENT THIRD CABIN ASSOCIATIONHOLLAND-AMERICA LINE, 24 State Street, New York Phi Gam’s-Delta Chi’sBattle Despite SnowApril snows brought postponedI-M ball games last Friday withthe exception of one. The Phi Gam-Delta Chi game was played asscheduled at 4:30 by agreement ofthe two teams. The Phi Gam out¬fit slid over the cold field to a16-6 win.Bartlett pitched a shut-out gamefor the winners, having only onebad inning, the seventh, when theDelta Chis brought in four runs.Kinsey’s play at second and con¬sistent hitting was another featureof the freeze-out match.LACK OF PRACTICEHINDERS GOLFERS SPRING FOOTBALL SHOWS DEARTH OFMATERIAL BUT UNCOVERS PASSING POWERBall Carriers Are Scarce Although Punting Ability Is Abund¬ant While Line Is Weak, Lacking RservesLast Year’s Conference HaveStrong Veteran TeamWith the fairways softened by therainy weather that is characteristicof April, the golf team has not hadmuch chance to practice, in spite ofthe fact fhat the opening meet withPurdue is only two weeks off.As the weather becomes more con¬genial, the squad will take more stren¬uous workouts to insure their beingat top form when the time for theConference rolls around. Having thetitle of 1926 Conference Championsat their belt, the boys are bending ev¬ery energy to keep one of thosechampionships which are so scarcearound here of late.On paper the Maroon team seemsto be the strongest in the Big Ten,and should retain their title. Golfinghonors, however, go to the ones whoare “on their game,” at the time, andso are very uncertain. It is a surething though, that the quintet of Pat¬terson, Bartlett, Mudge, Vavra andEngberg are going to present a com¬bination that will be mightg hard tobeat, and unless the dope bucket isupset, they should make it two Yesterday’s hectic grind session mark¬ed the beginning of the fifth week ofspring football for the fifty candidatesworking out daily under Coach Stagg.After a month of intensive work theOld Man is pleased with the showingmade by next years’ prospective gridwarriors. Still a little shy in material,several strong points which should goa long ways in determining the out¬come of the tought eight-game sched¬ule of next fall, have been uncover¬ed in the spring drills.The Chicago team promises to havemore forward passing strength thanA. A. Stagg expected, and in puntingability it is also much improved. Goodball carriers are scarce, however, andthe line is weak in several spots, espe¬cially for reserves.Capt. Ken Rouse, regarded as oneof the best centers in the Big Tenlast year, and the outstanding Chicagolineman, tops the squad of forty menwho reported for practice. Carl Lippe,still a freshman, is a very promisinglooking player. He weighs 190 and isdoing well at the position.The guards are Ben Greenebaum,a “C” man; Malcom Proudfoot, BillHeitman, Hibben and Kaare Krogh.Greenebaum was a strong player lastseason. Proudfoot, 190 and beefy,lacks experience, but is an aggressiveplayer. Heitman has come along fast,and looks like a regular for next year.Krogh was a sub last season, withadded experience he will be of use,Ideal Restaurant1352 East 61st St.BREAKFAST—DINNNERHome Cooking, Excellent ServiceSpecial Lunch, 40cUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty BALL TEAM SUFFERSSETBACK IN FIRSTCONFERENCE BATTLETying the Ohio State nine in num¬ber of hits made but doubling themin the errors committed, the Maroonball team suffered a setback in theirfirst conference game of the year, 7 to4. The high-touted infield ot the Cris-ler men cracked in the opening inn¬ings to allow the invaders a goodlymargin. Price with two runs, andHoerger and Macklind with one eachwere the Maroon scorers, while Riehl,Karow, Mackey and Tarbert countedfor the Buckeyes. Macklind and Zim¬merman hurled for the locals; Blanch¬ard went the full route for Ohio. Thiswin put Ohio in the Big Ten lead withtwo victories, no defeats. They hadbeaten Indiana the day before by a2 to 1 score.Richestin Cream/FRESH MILK with every bit of its creamblended until Nestle’s is richest incream of all milk chocolates! A rare treatfor picnics and light lunches. Look for theclean silvery wrapper, red lettered for plainbars — blue lettered for almond bars — 50and 10^. for he is hard and active. Hibben wasineligible last year.Among the tackles, Joe Garen, ajunior who played some last season,was handicapped by inexperience andlack of weight. He has put on eight,pounds to hit 179, and should be morevaluable. Froeberg, from Lindblomhigh school, has size and may develop.Charles Weaver, a giant of 248 pounds,the biggest man on the team has beenout to practice, only irregularly. Hehas never played football, and needslots of experience. Robert Graves,170 pounds, is aggressive and a hardtackier. The tackle problem promisesto be a considerable one for Staggthis season.“Bob” Spence, “C” man, has lostsome weight, now being about 178.He is the best of the ends out forpractice, having added speed. Daniels,165 pounder, a member of the fresh¬man squad, is fast and a fighter. Jer-sel, who weighs 170, is handicappedby youth and inexperience, but willbe a good football player before hefinishes. Stickney, from LaGrange,has added two pounds, and is a realcandidate for an end position.Stagg is grooming four men at quar¬ter, “A” Fulton, Togo Dygert, Bluhm,and Mendenhall. Fplton has been onthe squad two seasons; Bluhm neverplayed in prep rschool; Mendenhall,from Terre Haute, was one of thebest of the freshmen backs, and Dy¬gert is a little fellow, weighing 145,who was a reserve last year.Among the other backs, Paul Best,a good punter ,is somewhat doubtfulscholastically. Alger, a freshman,.hasimproved noticeably, but he weighsonly 150, and is still short of exper¬ience. Burgess, an Oak Parker, hasdone not quite as well as was ex¬pected. Vincent Libby, brother ofMarvin, sub fullback, is fast, but lacksexperience. George Reed, known as(Continued on page 6)Phi Delts DefeatMacs’ in First MatchOf Tennis TourneyDisplaying a versatility of attack,which, in spite of the inclementweather, was too much for their lessinexperienced opponents the PhiDelt doubles team composed of Calo-han and Allison swept through thefirst round, disposing of the Macs,6-0, 6-1.Pi Lambda Phi handed a 6-2, 6-4defeat to Chi Psi. The varied, andspeedy net game and back court playof Louis B. Keefer was wholly re¬sponsible for the victory, and servedas an interesting exhibition for thefew onlookers.ASCHER’S FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, April 26thRenee Adoree and Conrad Nagel in“HEAVEN ON EARTH”2 — Barrels of Fun — 2Wednesday, April 27thMaria Corda in“MADAME WANTS NO CHILDREN”News and ColhedyThursday and Friday, April 28th and 29thLouise Dresser and Jason Robards in“WHITE FLANNELS”Big Non Professional Revue.Saturday, April 30thHarry Landon in, “LONG PANTS”A1 St. John Comedy "ROPED IN”Sunday, May latJohnny Hines in“ALL ABROAD”News and ComedyMonday and Tuesday, May 2nd and 3rdMadge Bellamy and Holbrook Blinn in“THE TELEPHONE GIKL”2 — Barrells of Fun — 2Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2927A ~WhisfleCOURAGEWhen courage, dying, lets its scutch¬eon fall—The Emblem of the will to do anddare—In shameful thought that mayhap af¬ter allThe world will never learn its pres¬ence there,A searchful query steals into my mind,If then the world should never learnto careYet in its vast expanse I still shouldfindA friend—that gift of all great giftsmost rare,Should all my endless striving be invain?Nay, timid heart! All Life is thine togain.—Alice in Wonderland ommends that a booby prize be offer¬ed, besides the regular first prize, tothe man most slighted by the god ofMustachios. And we further recom¬mend that the booby prize be a silver-plated shaving cup on which will beengraved the one word—“Mamma!”—GEO-G TONY HINKLE TERMSNEW RULE BACKWARDSTEP—NOT ADVANCE(Continued from sports page)ing in basketball. More points willprobably be scored by foul goals. Thismakes the game a foul shooting con¬ test, exactly what the sporting publicdoes not want.“It tends to do away with the brainwork of the individual players. Theplayer will become more or less ofa mechanical man, fitting into a sys¬tem with no chance to use his ownbrains.“It does away with the spectacular ! nart of basketball that is, the individ¬ual cleverness. It is the same as elim¬inating the home run of baseball or thelong end run in football.“It gives the defensive team by farthe greater advantage.“It is a backward step in basket¬ball rather than an advancement.” SPRING FOOTBALL PRACTICE(Continued from sports page)“Peanuts” because of his 130 pounds,and Heywood, 140, are the jackrabbitsof the backs. Raysson lacks experi¬ence. Rudy Leyers is a better playerbecause of his year of experience lastseason.A FRIEND of ours came into theoffice the other day with a sad radiostory. It seems that he had just gotmarried and one morning his wifeasked him to copy the radio recipefrom WGN. His set, however, wasnot working very well and instead ofgetting the radio recipe alone he alsotuned in a program of morning exer¬cises—both at once. This is what hetook down: “Hands on hips, place onecup of flour on the shoulders, raiseknees and depress toes and wash thor¬oughly in one-half cup of milk. Infour counts raise and lower the legsand mash two hard-boiled eggs in asieve. Repeat six times. Inhale one-half teaspoonful of baking powder andone cup of flour, breathe naturallyand exhale and sift. Attention! Jumpto a squatting position and bend w’hiteof egg backward and forward over¬head and in four counts make a stiffffough that will stretch at the waist.Lie flat on the floor and roll into amarble the size of a walnut. Hop toa standstill and boil in water but donot boil into a gallop afterwards. Inten minutes remove from the fire anddry with a towel. Breathe naturallyand dress in warm flannels and servewith fish soup.”“Trippingly We Wend Our School-ward Way . . .Dear GeoG:Struthers Burt concludes his novel“The Delectable Mountain” with thisphilosophical sidelight—“Men stum¬ble—so do women.” Mr. Burt was un¬doubtedly referring to the inconveni¬ences arising from that pile of lumberstraddling the sidewalk next to themedical buildings under constructi m!—GertrudeTO THE MOONI kneel beside my bedAt night,And see the moonThat shinesSo bright.I wonder if the manUp there,Has kneeled down, too,To sayHis prayer?—Petite SoeurTHE CAT bandit has lately beenoperating in the neighborhood of theUniversity. Last winter w’hen he firstput in his Chicago appearance oneheard of him only occasionally. With¬in the last few weeks, however, hisnefariousness has become so frequentan occurrence, and has covered sucha wide range of territory that it isalmost impossible to believe one mancapable of the depradations. We cancome to only one conclusion—The CatBandit must have had kittens!NOW that the Senior MustacheRace is upon us, we wish to offer forpublic opinion a little scheme of oursthat we have long cherished. TheWorld, as we all know, is not right.Men are not afforded equal lights;they do not receive the same propor¬tions of the earth’s wealth; some areblessed with much, and others arecursed with little; and—some menhave (potentially) great big, bristling,briusing mustaches, while others mustbe contented with soft, camel-hair tea¬spoon dusters. Therefore, in order thatthe Senior Mustache Race be put #n afair and square basis The Whistle rec- n Unusual IntroductionUnusualiiAsk “Ken”RouseorWallie” Marksto show youthe newGRIDIRONand CO-EDHere are the new collegiate Pony Coats — the Gridiron for men, and the Coed for;women. They’re different from anything you have evea seen — rich looking, warm,and comfortable — especially designed to give you that collegiate swagger.Each coat is carefully tailored from selected black or dark brown northern ponyskin, and distinctively lined with a high quality quilted maroon sateen. It’s really aknock-out. ♦Features of theGridiron and Co-edPony CoatsSoft and comfortable.Beautiful lusterous sheen.Selected whole pony skins.Lined in your school color.Reinforced leather arm pits.No loose hairs to fall out.No streaky after-rain effects.Waterproof and Stormproof.Guaranteed for 3 years.Can be purchased on con¬venient payment plan. You’ll want one of these coats next fall. Tobe sure of getting it, place your order nowwith “Ken” or “Wallie.” Their phonenumber is Dorchester 0045. Samples ofthe coats are also on display in Paul andWilley’s, 55th and Woodlawn.Gridironor Co-edModel $ 57 50D. D. Mindel & Co.Oxford Bldg. - *118 N. LaSalle “Ken”and “Wallie”intheir new Gridirons