MO^CENSTERfJ UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1927CITY’S ELITE TO Potential Teachers In GraduatingHEAR CLAIRE DUX Class Can Now Get MarriedSING IN MANDELThe Yale spirit never dies. True,|ate years it has not been taken,<o seriously as it used in the old dayswhen bedraggled mustaches andmonogrammed shaving mugs charac¬terized the typical undergraduate,but still it persists. In recent timesthe “For Yale!” stuff has hung onlargely in the Ralph Henry Barbour•fourth down and a minute to go”chronicles, the dreams of callowprep school lads—and, of course, inthe hearts of Yale men. The rest ofthe world may scoff at the Old Elispirit, but a Yale man never does.As a child he has the legends of NewHaven pounded into him by his fa¬ther. who in his own time has grad¬uated, grown old gracefully and ac¬quired the silver-rimmed spectaclesthat all Yale men inevitably wear.The growing boy comes to reverencethe carved table tops mounted onthe wall at Maury’s before ever heirets a real sniff of New Haven. Hehears the terrible fate of the intrud¬er who once broke into the Skull andBones tomb, and was never heard ofagain. He is told of the exclusiveElizabethan club, sanctum of the ed¬itors of the “Lit,” the chairman ofthe News, and the other Eli literati.Tales of the old Yale heroes—Heffel-tineer, Ted Coy, Hinkey, Jim Braden,Memphis Bill Mallory—filter into hisears. No wonder, steeped as he isin the Yale tradition, he takes thething seriously when he actuallyHoes get to New'Haven, and holds itsacred forever afterwards.• • •But still, as I say, among the crassmob of outsiders, not chosen of Godto be Yale men, the Eli spirit haslately become the butt of a lot ofnasty jibes. The coarse rabble, nev¬er having been tapped and sent andsent to their rooms, could never re¬gard the “For Yale!” pheromenomas the chosen band did. No: theyjerred and hooted it down, and feltno shame about the business. Butthe Yale men themselves went on un¬perturbed. It may be true that theCabots speak only to the Lodges, butit is no less true that the Yale manspeaks only to the Yale man, anddoesn’t give a hoot in Hell for whatteh rest of the world outside thinksif anything. But think what the Yaleman would about Yale, and hownoble it was to be a son of Eli andall that, he could never convince thehoi polloi, once that smart elementhad been put right on the Yale spir¬it by repeated cracks in Life, theHarvard Lampoon, and other popu¬lar journals favored by the lowcrowd. And so, during recent times,the glory of the cry “For Yale!” andall that it connotes has held firmalmost solely in the bosoms of Yalemen. The rest of the rabble was, asthey say, “no.”• * *But things are once more in afair way of being saved, and the gon-< nil acceptance of the infallibility ofthe Yale tradition restored to theplace which formed!}’ it owned inthe hearts of the millions that fol¬lowed the exploits of Lee McClungand the other Bulldog heroes whoused to crawl through Harvard tovictory in the ’90s. For the greatConfession of Faith in which allYale men joined Wednesday night—the ‘Round the World EndowmentBanquet, when Yale men in Shang¬hai, Albany, New Orleans, Chicago,and wherever else Yale men are, sattogether in their home towns at thesame hour around the festive boardand sang the old songs, told the oldtales, and heard the old oil pour in°ver the radio, which hooked all the\ ale gatherings together—has oncemore gripped the popular fancy, asnothing since Ted Coy and his single-handed defeat of Harvard in 1908has done. Folks are beginning tofeel that there may be something tothis “For Yale!” stuff after all. Theworld may yet see theold traditionblossom forth again in the wasteplaces. Broadcast Monday NiteConcert to ReynoldsFor StudentsBy Louis EngelClair Dux, internationally famousopera singer and the wife of Mr.Charles H. Swift, will give a con¬cert Monday evening in Leon Man-del hall at 8:11? before the elite ofj Chicago society, assembled at the! special invitation of President MaxMason. Members rtf the faculty andthe donors and friends of the Uni¬versity have also been invited to thegala occasion.Inasmuch as the hall will be prob¬ably be packed to capacity no stu¬dents can be admitted, but thosewho desire to take advantage of theunusual opportunity of hearing Mrs.Swift may do so by gathering inthe South Lounge of the ReynoldsClubhouse where the recital will bebroadcast direct from Mandel. This; meeting will be conducted under theauspices of the Y. M. C. A. Tic¬kets for the overflow meeting may beobtained in the Y offices.Famous In EuropeClaire Dux, who was born andeducated near Bydgoszcz, Poland, re¬ceived her musical training at Ber¬lin and Milan. She rose to fame rap¬idly and made her debut at Colognein 1907. For a period of ten yearsfrom 109 to 1919 she was the lead¬ing lyric soprano at the Royal OperaHouse in Berlin. On numerous oc¬casions she appeared with EnricoCaruso.She toured Europe after the warand was received with great acclam¬ation in the opera house sof Lon¬don, Stockholm, Copenhagen and theother continental centers of culture.She has been decorated by the Ger¬man, Swedish, Danish and Russiangovernments.She came to tour America in 1921joining the Chicago Civic Opera(Continued on page 6) All’s not rosy for the sweet girlgraduates, or the boys either, for thatmatter.Over a hundred of the June classare trying to land teaching jobs inhigh schools, but the field is over¬crowded. All of which makes it kindof tough for the Bureau of Recommen¬dations and certain nearby employmentagencies.There’s a school out in Idaho that would like a nice, willing young manto be principal 6f the high school, man¬ual training teacher in the grades, mathteacher and football coach. Anothersuperintendent out in the wild westbut he’d like to trade pictures withcouldn't give “the young lady a job,her.” Some are even applying forpositions in the government school ofPanama and Hawaii.CAMPUS LOOKS IN I Women On TrailON CHINATOWN“Y” Conducts StudentsThrough South Side Of Solutions ToQueries of YouthCONDUCT ILLINOIS,PURDUE WOMEN ONTOUR OF KITCHENS Chinese food served the Chineseway, mysteries of a Chinese noodlemanufacturing company, and thetwrang of Chinese music will be in¬cluded in the student tour to be con¬ducted through the Chinese districtSaturday from 2 to 8:30 under theauspices of the campus Y. M. C. A.At the Chinese Christian churchand school Reverend B. Y. Leongwill address the students. Visits willthen be made to the Chicago Mer¬chants’ Association, the ChineseDaily News, the Y. M. C. A., book¬stalls, and shops of all kinds. The la¬test news of Chinatown will be re¬viewed by Mr. Shuang Fong WangDaily News reporter.A Chinese dinner will be servedfor fifty cents at a chop suey house {in the neighborhood. Following din¬ner the students will attend a Chin¬ese theater at 3108 Indiana Avenue.(Continued on page 2) “How do I decide what is rightor wrong?’ is a question which col¬lege students often wonder about.Answers to this problem and otherproblems confronting students to¬day will be discussed at the Y. W.C. A. Conference to be held July29 to August 8 at Lake Geneva,Wisconsin.Discussion groups will considersuch problems as, “What shall I dowhen tradition, my family, collegeadministration, employer, or the opin¬ion in my community establishes forme standards I think are wrong?”or “What practical help has religion(Continued on page 4) Schedule Poli SciMixer For TodayAll students of the Universityhave been invited to attend a mix¬er to be conducted by the PoliticalScience club, today from four tosix, in the south lounge of Rey¬nolds club. Fifty quarts of gingerale will be served.It had been previously announc¬ed, due to an error, that the dancewas to occur yesterday.Ken Blake and his orchestra willfurnish the music, for the affair CHICAGO TAKINGLEAD IN ART,CONVENTjONTOLDSargent, Wilkins, MasonAddress Presidents OfWomen’s ClubsFILBEY TALKS TOWESTERNALUMNICarries University NewsTo Grad ClubsKerensky DescribesRussian RevolutionIn Lecture TodayTours of the campus kitchens weremade Wednesday by students in theInstitute of Economics at the Uni¬versity of Illinois, and will be madetoday by a group of women fromPurdue University.Eleanor Morey and Ethel Smithare the student leaders of the tours.The thirteen Illinois students, underthe leadership of Miss E. EvelynSmith, associate professor of Insti¬tutional Management at the Univer¬sity of Illinois, arrived in a charter¬ed bus, and plan to spend a weekin Chicago, visiting wholesale andproduce houses.Miss Edith Gamble, professor ofInstitutional Economics at PurdueUniversity, is in charge of the eightIndiana women wrho are expected to¬day. “Russia and the Revolution” is tobe the topic of Alexander Kerensky,former prime minister of Russia,when he speaks in the Reynolds clubtoday at 4 o’clock. An informal opendiscussion has been planned, to beheld in French as he does not speakEnglish.Mr. Kerensky was in power underthe provisional government of 1917and was forced to flee the countrywhen his government fell. Since thattime he has spent most of his timein Europe studying and writing.He is strongly opposed to the pres¬ent Russian government and predictsits downfall. The discussion today isto be preceded by a tea in the libraryat the south end of the second floorof the Reynolds club. MORTAR BOARD HITSHIGHEST MARK FORSALE OF PHOENIXDAMES CLUB HEARSILLUSTRATED TALKLovett To AnalyzePenn College RowProfessor Robert Morss Lovettof the University of Chicago hasbeen sent to West Chester, Penn¬sylvania, by the American CivilLiberties Union to investigate therow between the faculty of theState Normal school and the LiberalClub of that school.The origin of the fight was in theattack by the local AmericanLegion chapter upon the LiberalClub because some of its memberscriticized the government's Nic¬aragua policy. As a result, theprincipal of the Normal School for¬bade the club from holding any fur¬ther meetings. Dames club will meet Saturday at3 in the theater of Ida Noyes hall tohear an illustrated lecture on Yellow¬stone National Park, given by Mrs.Martin K. Hopkins. Mrs. Hopkinswill lecture at the University, throughthe courtesy of the Northern Pacificrailroad.Three events are scheduled on theclub calendar before the next meeting.A party for the husbands of the mem¬bers will be held April 29, at 8, inIda Noyes hall. May 3, at 2:30, therewill be a thimble tea for the members,and May 7 the club will visit theLorado Taft studio.Stage Crews OfferChance For FriarsFurther opportunity to try out forthe Order of Blackfriars is now of¬fered to students who are willing tow’ork with the scenery or stage crews,according to Edgar Koretz, scenerymanager.Those interested should call at theBlackfriars’ office, third floor, Reynoldsclub, at 3:30 Tuesday, or call HydePark 1742 by Tuesday noon. Cora Mae Ellsworth, member ofMortar Board, won the individualPhoenix sales prize with a total of100 sales. Suzanne Kern, memberof Chi Rho Sigma, was second witha total of 82.Mortar Board won the club prizeby selling 278 copies. Although Mor¬tar Board has won twice before, thisis the largest monthly club total thisyear. “Women from this club havebeen reporting more regularly thanthe others,” announced John Rnc-kow, circulation manager of thePhoenix.“Any girls whether members orclubs or not are eligible for theindividual prize and are asked to sellcopies next month. A commission oftwelve per cent is offered to all saleswomen. . Keeping in \touch with the Univer¬sity alumni is the object of an exten¬sive program, headed by Emery T.Filbey, dean of the University College,who recently left for a tour of theWest. Various alumni organizations inthat section of the country are to beaddressed by Dean Filbey in an at¬tempt to give them news of the latestprojects of the University.University of Chicago alumni clubsin San Francisco, Cal.; Portland, Ore.;Seattle, Wash.; Salt Lake City, Utah,and Wichita, Kan., are to be addressedon May 3, 6, 9, 12 and 17, respectively.Discussions of the University’s prob¬lems and of the general developmentsof the school year are to be lead byDean Filbey, who, with his wife, isnow in Los Angeles.According to Allen Heald, secretaryof the Alumni Association, who is aid¬ing, is the geenral alumni club pro¬gram, Dean Filbey is especially capableHAYDON DISCUSSESTREND OF RELIGIONIN WORLD SUNDAYProfessor A. E. Haydon of the de¬partment of Comparative Religionwill address the University Interna¬tional Students’ association on “TheTrend in World Religion.’ This talkwill be given in Ida Noyes on Sun¬day, April 24 at 7:30.With this meeting the associationis ending its custom of having din¬ner before the discussion of the eve¬ning, and although the meetings willcontinue throughout the year, dinnerwill not be served.William AllenWhite says—“College football is the crest of thewave, and from now on it probablywill hit the down urade. The tail hasbe (tun to wag the dog furiously, andthis humiliating fact has come home tothe dog.”William Allen White, author, lec¬turer, and world-respected editor ofthe equally world-respected En p-jriaGazette, has written an article on“Bye-Bye Football” for the Cele’jntieB’Number, out May 19. in which he pre¬dicts the overthrow of King Pigskin.He is one of the score of men whohave written for the Celebrities' Num¬ber whose words mould the affairs ofthe world and command the respect ofits peoples.The Daily Maroon Liberals EndeavorTo Save CriminalsBy Campus PetitionBelieving that Sacco and Vanzetti,who are to be executed next July formurder committed seven years ago, inBoston, were condemned throughbiased judgment,the Liberal club lastTuesday telegraphed a resolution toGovernor Fuller of Massachusetts,asking for an impartial investigationof the case.In addition the club has started amovement to secure a petition signedby 2,000 students for the pardon ofthe two radicals condemned to theelectric chair.The student editors of the “IllinoisLaw Review” also expect to reach adecision today to the affect that theUniversity Law school in a body peti¬tion a reconsideration of this case,which since 1920 has attracted world¬wide attention.CAMP OFFICES OPENTO COLLEGE WOMENMiss Bernice Miller, director ofthe Forrest Beach Y. W. C. A. campfor girls employed in business 'andindustry, will interview all campuswomen interested in work as campcounsellors for the summer, Tues¬day from 1:30 to 5 in the Y. W. C.A. office in Ida Noyes hall.Miss Miller employs only collegewomen and has many positions openfor counsellors and waitresses. Allwomen interested in these positionsare requested to make appointmentswith the Y. W. C. A. office for in¬terviews.Cancel Lecture ByCount Von LurkenCount Von Lurken, German navalcommander during the war, will notspeak in Mandel Hall today as it wasannounced yesterday, according tothe latest report. The lecture wascancelled because of insufficienttime for arranging it. It is possiblethat the count will speak before Pro¬fessor P. S. Allen’s two Germanicsclasses. Development of the Middle Westand of Chicago as one of the world’sgreat art centers was emphasized asa significant problem, when 1100women met in Mandel hall yester¬day at the conference of the presi¬dent of women’s clubs in the MiddleWest and of the Chicago Art League.Prof. Walter Sargent pointed tothe fact that Chicago does not con¬centrate on material growth, butstrives for and seeks out artistic andcultural elements. .He indicated thepossibilities of the Middle West inArt and showed the part that theUniversity was playing by develop¬ing an outstanding example of ar¬chitectural symmetry. He featuredhis talk with a display of the plansof the new University chapel, which,according to him, is to be one of themost beautiful of the campus struc¬tures.Wilkins TalksDean Ernest T. Wilkins describedthe educational program of the Uni¬versity in art, emphasizing the cor¬relation of the arts and sciences asit is being done in the survey coursesnow offered to undergraudate stu¬dents. He divided the world intothree important divisions, the phy¬sical sciences, the social sciences andthe arts, claiming that it was high¬ly important that each of these betaught in proportion to the others.The course entitled “The Meaningand Value of the Arts,” according toDean Wilkins, is an attempt on thepart of the University to establishin a quarter, a lively and unified in¬terest in all of the arts. E. F. Roths¬child of the art department reviewedthe great piastic artists of the world,accompanying the lecture with lan¬tern slides.Earlier in the day President Max(Continued on page 6)FAMOUS ARCHITECTADDRESSES SURVEYGROUP IN CLASSICSGeorge C. Nimmons, chairman ofthe American Institute of Architectsand a nationally-known figure, is toaddress the General Survey 106 classthis morning on “The OutstandingContributions of America to ModernArchitecture.”Mr. Nimmons is lecturing at the in¬vitation of Professor Ernest H. Wil¬kins, who conducts this quarter’scourse on “The Value and Meaning ofthe Arts.” It is the intention of Mr.Nimmons to emphasize the presentstandard and position of America inthe architectural field of the world,and to show that there is a generallack, in this country, of the true appre¬ciation of our own architecture, as wellas the value .of America’s contributionsto the art.Legalize ‘Spooning’In Racine, WisconsinSpooning, in Racine, Wisconsin,has been legalized by the chief ofpolice, as “perfectly proper” as longas the couples abide by the rules forthe proper conduct of neckingparties.Under Racine laws, spooningwill be tolerated until midnight,after which time police officers havethe right to enforce the deadline.In this respect, Racine has an hour’sedge on Chicago, where all personsare “shooed” from the parks at 11sharp.Couples are subject to scrutiny bypolice only to see if they are withinthe age limit of sixteen. ,Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1927<ZCfjc Bail? JttarootiFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationWALTER G. WILLIAMSON MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones - News EditorGoerge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen Feature EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdiges Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer... Day EditorGeorge Morgenstem Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris AdvertisingFred Kretschmer CirculationRobert MasseyHubard Lovewell - OfficeRalph Stitt Classified Adv.Joseph Klitnzer National Adv.Robert Fisher SophomoreRobert Klein SophomoreMyron Fulrath ..SophomoreJack McBrady SophomoreWallace Nelson , Sophomore ManagerManager...AuditorManagerManagerManagerAssistantAssistantAssistantAssistantAssistantTHE DAILY MAROON’S PROGRAM FOR AMORE EFFECTIVE UNIVERSITY2.3.4.5.6.7. Encouragement of student initiative inand scholarship.Extension of the Intramural principle.An .augmented Department of Art.Blackfriars on the Road.An Interclub sing.Abolition of Convocation Ceremonies.A Post-Office on the Campus. undergraduate activityWE DRAW FIRE‘ a n OBSERVER” writes to our Voice of the People to tell usthat while we publish a good paper, we were wrong in oureditorial estimate of the Reverend Philip Yarrow. Doctor Yar¬row’s pen-and-ink Sancho Panza starts from the assumption thatThe Maroon editors are “pseudo thinkers” (whatever they are)possessed with an “attitude of inconoclastic superiority,” and continues with a series of equally amusing a priori.The first error is that the Chairman of the Editorial Boardwrote the original comment on Yarrow’s talk. The editorial waswritten, with the knowledge and approval of the Chairman, byone of the editorial assistants, an honest young barbarian, withlittle local fame and less claim to the distinction of “pseudo think¬er,” who was present during the whole of Yarrow’s discourse ancfwho listened in on the subsequent debate with a “dozen or soyoung intellects.”The second assumption is that since Yarrow is a Princetongraduate, he must be a liberal-minded, rational kind of altruist.We refuse to consider a college degree, be it from Princeton, Kan¬kakee College or the University of Dubuque, as a guaranty of lib¬erality, culture or perspicacity.The third assumption is that “suppression among the lower,ignorant classes is effective, for a number of books and plays ofthe erotic nature would be kept from sensual peoples if it were notfor the blatant blah of sensational newspapers and periodicals.“Observer” fails dismally to appreciate that morality rests finallyin the decency innate in all human beings, backed as it is by theforce of the generality of public opinion. The yowling of a thou¬sand Yarrows crying out “I strike! I take the hammer of God inmy hand and I strike'! God calls me and I strike!....” wouldbe as futile as the assault of Don Quixote on the immoral windmills were it not for the elemental decency of men.The fourth erroneous assumption, concerning the “de¬spicable” last sentence of the editorial, was that The Maroondoubted the normality and the legitimacy of Yarrow’s complex.The Maroon’s line was that “some of us are not quite sure of the, ery morality of arbitrary attempts to influence human conduct.”[t was an attempt to suggest the philosophy of individualism. TheDaily Maroon believes that the less men interfere with one an¬ther’s lives and the more each is left to the operations of his own;emperament the happier the world will be.To match this despicable last line we select at random from;he letter the statement that “the intelligentsia read Boccacciomd Frank Harris merely because, in their sophisticaion, he com-non sex thrills do not satisfy them.” The line speaks for itself.If the Freshman Forum, which sponsored Yarrow’s talk as itlas sponsored several similarly lurid discussions, did so with anyither purpose than to amuse itself, it is naive, indeed. Yarrow isnexpensive, ineffectual, deluded and mistaken. His agency forJod is without credentials. And his mission is to strip life of oneif its most legitimate interests. In BriefbyDexter W. MastersSquad policement throughout thecity were informed yesterday thatthey should, in encounters withcrooks, shoot to kill. In the words ofChief Hughes, “Shoot first and shootto kill!” This, then, is the first ac¬tive result brought about by the newmayor in his attempt to make goodhis pledge to drive all crooks fromChicago without ninety days. Andit’s a good start, but it doesn’t seem consistent with Mr. Thompson. Usual¬ly the pledge ends his activities andthe crooks stay, but this time some¬thing seems actually on the way tobeing done. My opinions of Mr.Thompson as a mayor or as anythingelse except a good fishing compan¬ion and, perhaps, a good judge ofbeer, were never very high. Here’shis opportunity to change them and,incidentally, change the city, both forthe better.The much-touted case of Sapiroversus Ford ended yesterday with anorder of mistrial granted by JudgeRaymond to the counsel for the de¬fense. Henry Ford’s master of cere¬monies, Senator James Reed, wastaken to the Ford hospital sufferingfrom some undetermined illness and the whole case blew up in smoke.A peculiar legal exhibition throughou^ nothing became it like the end¬ing of it. Sapiro’s head attorney,William Gallagher, announced his in¬tention of letting the motion of mis¬trial go through without any inter¬vention on his part, and then talkedagainst it forty-five minutes. Fin-ismng his argument, Mr. Gallagherremarked very suavely that it was byno means an appeal against the mo¬tion; by no means at all. And thatended it. *Again the question of whether Mr.Coolidge will run next year or notand if not who will, arises, and thebelief expressed by Senator Willis ofOhio and Senator Deneen of Illinoisputs the affirmative viewpoint three up on the negative. Both senatorsplead for a return to the ideals ofAlexander Hamilton at a dinner ofthe Hamilton club yesterday andclaimed that in such a return, thesolution to problems of governmentlay. And our beloved president isthe man for the job, said they.CAMPUS LOOKS INUPON CHINATOWN(Continued from page 1)The tour leaves Reynolds club at2 for the I. C. station. A stop willbe made at the Art Institute at 2:40,and the theater at 8. Students mayjoin the party or leave it at any¬time. Tickets to cover all expensesexcept meals and transportation maybe purchased for fifty cents at theBookstore or Reynolds club.hnr nrfiljipThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsRes., 6517 University. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 &.m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversityEvening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64th“A Clash of Love and Duty”—asermon from “The Hounds ofSpring,” by Sylvia Thompson. SttooMaton'fttemur ani> 57th StreetUon Ocjden Uocjt — ministerSUNDAY, APRIL 24, 1927Students are invited to an avowedly liberal church which atthe same time values the arts in the life of religion.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterHyde Park Presbyterian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 .A. M.—Dr. Masters, preaching6 P. M.—Young People’s Service7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea8 P. M.—Evening Service, Dr.Davi* preaching.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSE* MinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worshjp, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, APRIL 24, AT 11 A. M.,MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onShakespeare’s “King Richard IIPand the Psychology of AmbitionAll seats freeVisitors cordially welcome SUNDAY, APRIL 24TH10:09a.m.—Bible Class. Teacher,Dean Edward T. Lee of JohnMarshall Law School.11:00a.m.—Worship and Sermon:"Is It Well With the YoungMan?”6:00 p.m.—Scrooby Club forYoung People. Discussion:“The Melting Pot,” and so¬cial hour.A WELCOME FOR YOU Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 54TH ST."Where You’re a Stranger Only Once.C. E. Paulus, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Morning Worship.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League: Discusskin Group.7:45 p. m.—Sermon.YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMESt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, April 17, 19271 1 :00 A. M.—“The Grower.”8:00 P. M.—Picture Sermon: Whistler s “Portrait ofArtists’ Mothers.” Dr. Beach delivery both sermons.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerDisciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MinisterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon, April 24, “Self-Condition¬ing Through Pleasure”Wranglers: Supper 5:45. Dis¬cussion of Religion and Philisophy.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as intal as theday's work. St. Paul’s On TheMidway(Universalis ts)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House5764 kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D.,Student ChaplainServicesHoly Communion, 9:00 a. m. at theHilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Hily Days: HolyCommunion, 7:00 a. m., at theChurch House.The Church ofThe Redeemer54th and RlackstoneSunday, 8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily Matins, Eucharist and Ev¬ensong as announced.St. Paul’s Church50th and Do»cheaterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester Avenu*Tel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Young People’s Supper, 5:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.Ministers:CHARLES W. GILKEYNORRIS L. TIBBETS11:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’s Church Club.6:00 p.m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p.m.—Discussion Groups—Undergraduate Club for Women.“Heavens Are Telling.” Leader:Olga Misura.Young Women’s Class.Men’s Club.“The Christian Aspect of the Jew¬ish Problem.” Leader: RabbiLouis L. Mann, Sinai Temple.8:00—Evening Service.8:45—Home Party.The Y. P. C. C. Annual Dinnerwill be on April 29th at 6:30.Tickets (75c) may be secured fromany of the young people.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—“Jesus Sense of Responsi¬bility.”Evening Service, 7:45 o'clock—“Our Father.” This is the first of a series of sermons basedon the Lord's Prayer.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People's Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS, D. D..5550 Blsrkatone Ave.. . -.1.. .... ... III I -I ■ ifMiiSh L ^ uTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1927 Page ThreePagan Myths Fill Linesof Burroughs’ PaintingsThe Fisherman Indicated AsException, Does NotIllustrate StoryBy Harriet LemonBryson Burroughs has' set behindhimself the high traditions of antiquityand classicism. He believes that theattitude of a man towards the life onantiquity, his reactions to the myths ofGreece and Rome, these things givethrough suggestion an insight into hischaracter which is far more real thanhis reactions to modernity.So he draws for his subject nia'tterold Pagan myths, leegnds of themedieval church, and stories from theArabian Night's Entertainment. Hemakes no pretense of being archeolog¬ical or pedantic. On the contrary,there are a number of anachronisms inhis work which ^re full of gentle irony.One Exception“The Fishermen” is an exceptionamong Burrough’s paintings in not il¬lustrating a definite story. Th- picturehas no particular geographical or his¬torical background. In all other re¬spects, however, it may be consideredquite typical.All Burroughs’ paintings have thellaf quality of the mural. The simpli¬fied drawing, .the carefully balancedcomposition, and the flat colors in"The Fishermen” are typical of theway he achieves this effect. In thisregard, Burroughs follows closely inthe footsteps of Puvis de Chavannes,who was his inspiration in his earlyyears in Paris.Not Living CreationsBurroughs' figures are not livingcreations. They are images from theworld of ideals, as distinguished fromthe world of fact. They embody agreat deal more than the ordinary fig¬ures found in paintings. The stret^gth,the impersonality, and the calmness ofthe men in ‘‘The Fishermen” are notsuperficial qualities. They seem tosymbolize Burroughs’ conception ofthese qualities as more or less abstractideals. The force behind them growson one, as one learns to know thepicture.His treatment of the sea stories car¬ries the same ideas as his treatment offigures. The physical fact of the seais not what Burroughs is concernedwith at all. His interest is summedup in the question: What do I see inthe sea that is peculiar to my reactionsto life, and how can I make my reac¬tions significant to my personality?Work Is SimpleIn attempting to answer this hepaints a highly simplified, direct im¬pression. The reserve, the mystery,and the'complexity that lie in this im¬pression are what give to it its charmand fascination. In "The Plutocrat,” Booth Tarking-ton has used his famous powers ofridicule in a new way. The story con¬cerns one of the bigger American busi¬ness men on a tour with his family tothe Mediterranean—one of those big¬ger American business men whosehail-fellow-well-met manners and un¬couth Middle Western dialect causeacute pain to the would-be esthetictype, personified by Laurence (^gle, anAmerican playwright, also on the tour.Although the Babbittish Tinker ismade ridiculous enough, even Oglefinally agrees with the prevailing for¬eign opinion that he is a prince of afellow, a power, and in the picturesquephrase of the African archeologist fromRock Island, a New Roman. Oglehimself loses plenty of his self-satis¬faction before the trip is over, andgains Tinker’s daughter for his wife.Much of the book is taken up withthe doings of Mine. Momoro, a high-powered French adventuress who fig¬ures in the story for no apparent rea¬son, except to show that the “sophisti¬cated” Ogle falls for her line as hardas she will let him, while Tinker,though big-hearted with his check¬book, will have none of her profferedblandishments.The book, though long and some¬what ill-constructed, is really interest¬ing and is well worth reading, asidefrom its entertaining features, for itsnovel slant upon the type of which theinimitable Tinker is a fair example.By Virginia Hyde. Haskell Museum Opens Door tojTreasures Of Ancient KingdomsBy Louis EngelDrifting lazily around campus onedrowsy afternoon recently, I loiteredalong towards Harper with no partic¬ular purpose 'in mind. As 1 strolledby the squat, vine-covered buildingback of Harper, native curiosity stirredsluggishly within me. Haskell Orien¬tal Museum invited exploration of itsmysteries. 1 ascended the stairs andentered the door with much the samefeeling of trepidation that one experi¬ences when one enters a hauntedhouse.Inside the doorway a neatly attiredold gentleman sat on guard beside amammoth stone carving. In a mo¬ment he was all activity, anxious toexhibit his wares. It seemed almosta sacrilege to talk in that buildingwhere the relics of bygone ages dozedso unprotestingly away.Caught by SpellDespite the fact that I came withsomewhat of an air of condescendingcynicism, I could not help but fall un¬der the spell of its romance. In oneease lay the huddled skeleton of a manmore than 5500 years old, in the sameposition in which he had been buried.The pulverized zones rested in thesame sand and gravel pit and was sur¬rounded by the same ancient pottery that had been placed with it fifty cen¬turies ago. In another case was agroup of statuary that had cost morethan $.150,000, the most complete col¬lection of its kind in the world.There were maces and battles axes,borne by ancient powerful dynasties,household articles of Mrs. Tut, andbeads worn perhaps by Cleo herself.In one corner rested the highly dec¬orated mummy of Lady Manomere,sealed and still unopened. Inside laythe body, untouched and unseen sincethe last embalmer had wrapped it forits journey to the realms of Isis andOsiris.Trinkets Valuable.There were a thousand different in¬teresting trinkets and relics, excavatedand transported here at a tremendouscost of labor and money. And hereit lies, unappreciated by those forwhom it was intended. The collectionis small, comprehensive, and very valu¬able. It is not as tedious as the moreelaborated collections.So, some day, when you get ratherbored with the collegiate routine, goand rest among the relics of a civiliza¬tion that surpassed either “the glorythat was Greece or the grandeur thatwas Rome.”CAMPUS POETRYA. Hamilton Gibbs has written apost-war story of surprising under¬standing in his latest novel, LAB FILS.... A gentleman of the English mid¬dle classes, has been knighted in ap¬preciation of his financial maneuveringduring the war. . . . His three chil¬dren return: one son with a D. S. O.from four years in France, anotherson is released from a ConscientiousObjector's prison camp and the daugh¬ter from hospital service. . . . ThreeUgly Ducklings who cannot compre¬hend the smug preening of the un¬scathed homefolkThe inevitable break occurs aftertaut family relations and each worksout his own salvation—two of themcamouflaged in matrimonial habilia-ments, while the Conscientious Objec¬tor proves his point and turns playwriglft. . . . The denouement is weak,smacking of the Brothers Grimm, butfor the most part the underlying phils-ophy is sound.By Cobb Hall.Serving is the best wayof Selling in the bond businessIX IS a disproven idea that bond selling i$ merelya matter of making friends and using them as a re¬ceptive outlet for whatever issues come to hand. I heworth-while bond house does not want its bonds soldthat way. It trains its representatives to work moreconstructively.When the house and the man representing it areknown for t' eir carefulness in fitting the bond to theinvestor, it builds confidence and subordinates sell¬ing to servii g.Men who represent Halsey, Stuart Sc Co. aretrained in this policy. It enables them to grow in thebond business and to find a worth-while outlet fortheir capacity and ambition.College men should find out all they can about thebond business before deciding for or against it as a vo¬cation. That will correct any erroneous ideas theymay have about it or their own fitness or lack of fit¬ness for it.You willj nd accurate and helpful information on this \subject in a pamphlet rwe have prepared fur college men,ft'riUJ j>‘ CM-4HALSEY, STUART & CO.INCOWpORA1 EDCHICAGO NEW YORK PHILADELPHIA DETROIT CLEVELAND101 S. La Salle St. 14 Wal. St. m:uhi<nS. 6.01 Griswold St. 915 Euclid Avc.ST. LOUIS BOSTON MILWAUKEE MINNEAPOLISjig Nortn 4U1 St. 85 DevonsOire St. 41$ E*st Water St. 608 Second Ave., S. Stars Have DiedBy Dorothy CanodeStars must have suffered—Wounds now grown oldAre deep scared.Once red blood drippedOn poppy leavesAnd the stars died.Now they are fastened in the skyPale, white, and breathless—Like dead butterflies!SymphonyBy George Leo GruskinThe City is a human voice thatsings. . .Off-key at times and loudly shrill. . .Chanting a song so primitive it bringsAll Nature to its feet. . . All standingstill. . .Trees, grags, flowers, sky, sun, stars,and moonListen quietly, while man and grimmachines yHum a plodding, dismal, crude, relent¬less tune. . .They listen quietly, and wonder whatit means. . . There is a pounding rhythm to thesong—The constant beat of undertonesRising and falling ... all day long. ...Hammered on heavy pavement-stones. . .Streets are slightly curved and taut,like bulging veinsStretched across the smoothness of thesinger’s throat. . .Buildings rise in- swelled symphonicstrains. . .Each piece of brick sings out its sepa¬rate pulsing note. . .PartingBy Dorothy CanodeParting is just a little bitOf dying—Moonrays wistfully fingering heart¬stringsA timid whispering wind—Blowing star-dust aboutA tall tree sighs at the goldenSilenceThe sea slips gently away fromThe shoreMoaning—"Parting is just a little bit of dying-”Socially SpeakingLast week “Socially Speaking”was omitted because campus 1 vscrowded out the space. Today onemay notice the lack of campus friv¬olity. Society notes are so few onemight almost suspect exams had descended on the University. Members of the Political Scienceclasses are holding a mixer to 'ajfrom 4 to 6 in Reynolds club. TheChinese students club is also meet¬ing today at Reynilds club.Acacia is holding its quarterlyhouse dance this evening. and thePhi Pi Phis are having their tomor¬row.(Continued on page 4) Honor System Changes;, May Wipe Slate CleanOn The Boards New Plan Favors StudentsWho Have BeenConvictedMarillvn Miller, singing-dancing starof Sunny, divides honors with herclever cast, particularly with that mem¬ber of it known as Jack Donohue.This chap has tangles of words andself-reduced to an art; he can talklonger and more entertainingly aboutnothing than he can dance."Magnolia’s” rendition of Marchetaand her inimitable mimicry of CharlieChaplain were bright spots in a bril¬liant show, as well as* the priceless bitscontributed by the supercilious “Mr.Wendcll-Wendell.” If “Weenie’s” partcalled for dumbness, it was excellentlyplayed. However, it appeared so nat¬ural it is hard to tell whether or notshe is acting. (Lack of a programnecessitates the use of the play-names.)Although the music is over-familiarto most of us, even in Chicago, it ispresented freshly. The fingers do notappear bored with the songs, so whyshould the audience, who has less rea¬son to?The sets were interestingly different,especially the ones of moonlight on thedeck, and the equally lovely poppy-field scene. They furnish an exquisitebackground for the facile chorus andtheir routine of kicks and step. Thelast words is reserved for MarylinMiller, who is charming as ever, withher irresistible smile and graceful feet.But she is by no means all of “Sunny.”She must share her triumph with manyothers.By Jean Brittan.TRELAWNEY OF THE WELLSIt was a thoroughly good show.Mr. Arthur Pinero’s play was qualifiedto carry the weight of a retinue ofsixteen stars and ex-stars. It borethem all up nobly, making it impossibleto point out any individual and sayhe or she was the “star” of the produc¬tion. If we were to chance a name ata favorite, however, I do not believethere would be many people whowould not name Mr. John Drew asthe most popular man 011 the Black-stone boards this week.One is refreshed by the old-time dra¬matic performance of the company.Helen Gahagen, as Rose Trelawney,is superb. Mr. Seymour showed rarejudgment when he cast her as thesweetheart of the old Sadler’s Wellstheater. Of course, we could go onfurther and praise Wilton Lackave forhis excellent performance as JamesTelfer, or Rollo Peters, or Estell Win-wood, or Peggy Wood, or PeggyWhiffen.Only a Pinero play of a somewhatdeceased school could stand the melo-dramatics of it all. Yet Mr. Pinerohas not bd*n negelcted by Chicago au¬diences and theaters during the lastfew years. Last year we saw therepertory company at the Goodmantheater put on his “The Cabinet Min¬ister,” and do it well.By A1 Widdifield. Modification of the present honorsystem of the University so that allstudents brought before the honorcommission, convicted and punished,may erase from the records all tracesof their offense, was officially madeknown yesterday.According to the new plan, whichhas already been put in practice, at thetime when a student’s penalty is beingserved, he is told by the commissionthat his record may again be madeclean, if, at the end of about ninemonths, he volunarily comes before thecommission and admits the realizationof his guilt.No Excuses AcceptedNo excuses on this occasion are tobe presented. However the student isto show that he has benefited oy hisoriginal offense.It will only be known that this stu¬dent had been placed on probation.The records of a Sophomore or Fresh¬man shall not be destroyed until grad¬uation, for these records will be usedfor »future reference, if the offense isrepeated.Cites Example of Old System“The real value of this modification,”asserts Erie Baker, one of the studentmembers on the commission, “canhardly be realized at first glance. Thereis a story told about an officer in thearmy who was about to be promotedto captancy. While at college he wascaught cheating iy an examination,the record of which was never erased.Since that time he had never repeatedthe offence.“Before his appointment was putthrough,” continued Mr. Baker, “hispast record was examined. The factthat he had once cheated was uncov¬ered, and as a result, he not only failedto receive the appointment, but, by farmore drastic, he was discharged fromthe service.”Mr. Baker went on to show thevalue of this change by citing the storyabout a theological student who wasbrought up before the commission re¬cently. The student was most elatedover the fact that the record of hischeating would be destroyed. Thiswas the first student to come underthe new ruling.The change has been before thehonor commission for sometime, be¬fore it was presented to be passed b>the dean’s office. It was formulatedby Dr. Rollo La Verne Lyman, profes ¬sor in the department of education andhead of the honor commission.The commission believes that sincethe penalty is not to do away withcheating, but to benefit those caught,the new plan is most desirable.Campus May EnterEssay CompetitionIllinois college students are againinvited to participate in the NationalPeace Essay contest, with prizes of$60 for the best essay and $40 for sec¬ond choice. The subject of the essayshould be chosen with the idee of in¬teresting people in peace.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 £. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 095C Beverly 6009Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL* 22, 1927STUDY CAUSES OFWAR IN WESLEYANUNDEGRAD COURSE VOICE OF THE PEOPLEStudent Vote RecommendsIntroduction ofNew Work“War: Its Causes and Cure" hasbeen recommended as an undergrad¬uate course in the Wesleyan Univer¬sity. The advisability of such a course,as determined by student vote, showedmore than 63 per cent of the studentsto be in favor of some such course,44 per cent willing that it should be ahalf-year course, and 19 per cent be¬lieving that it should be made a fullyear course.According to the Wesleyan Under¬graduate report the purpose of such acourse is to furnish a background offacts relative to the subject of war inorder that educated men might recog¬nize factors leading to conflict as soonas they appear upon the horizon andtake steps to eliminate them. Such acourse would deal with the historic,economic, and psychological causes ofwar, nationalism, imperialism, andtrade as present forces tending to war,and would also deal with pacifism andits limitations, national defense, dis¬armament, and the League of Nations.West Chester RisesStudent interest in international af¬fairs found voice in another part of thecountry when the' student body of theNormal School of West Chester, Pa.,adopted a resolution in a mass meetingin which they affirmed their faith intwo professors recently dismissed be¬cause of speeches before the school’sLiberal Club, which they denouncedthe Nicaraguan policy of President(Continued on sports page) University of ChicagoEditor The Daily Maroon:Having listened to Mr. Yarrowwith attention and a fair degree ofconviction for two and a half hoursand having read with interest anddisagreement your editorial in Wed¬nesday’s. issue of The Maroon, I begpermission to rally to the defence ofMr. Yarrow.First of all it seems apparent thatMr. John Howe, your eminent andfair chairman of the editorial boardwhom we presume to have written thegently satirical editorial, based thesubstance of his article purely uponbiaesd hearsay, for at no time dur¬ing the discussion was he in attend¬ance.The opening paragraphs closely de¬lineated the superior nonchalant at¬titude of mind typical of an indepen¬dent college senior “a pseudo think¬er,” if you will. I beg to point outthat Mr. Yarriw is not the bigoted,narrow-minded, “Hell-fire and brim¬stone” type of reformer that one-yourselves included is accustomed topicture. Mr. Yarrow is a well edu¬cated, rational college graduate, agraduate of Princton, I believe.You say that Mr. Yarrow “trottedout a lot of old saw.*." Granted thata part of his argument was of longstanding repute, the very contempt¬uous reference to them as “oldsaws” fails to refute them. I wouldlike to have you substantiate thestatement of yours that “He con¬tradicted himself several times.” Fur¬thermore the statement that he “re¬tired chest out, his self assurance un¬impaired” is gross libel. Quite theopposite, the dozen or so young in¬tellectuals that debated with Mr. Yar¬row in the advanced and oft“n quiteimpudent manner certainly “thoughtmore highly of themselves that one ought to think.”1 seriously doubt whether the sys¬tem of repression advocated by Mr.Yarrow is “worse than useless.” Iwill admit that it is asinine to sup¬port suppression among the intelli¬gent classes, but among the low*er,ignorant classes it is effective, fora number of the books and plays ofthe erotic nature would be kept fromsensual peoples if it were not for theblatant blah of sensational newspa¬pers and periodicals. Further, let meask you this, “How many of the in¬telligentsia who read Boccaccio,Frank Harris, and a host of othersdo so purely for literary apprecia¬tion?” They read them merely be¬cause in their sophistication the com¬mon sex thrills do not satisfy them.The world can well dispense witherotic literature of all types.Your closing remark, a contempt¬uous slur upon the morality of Mr.Yarrow, is too despicable to commenton.In closing let me say that I amin hearty accordance with the gen¬eral spirit, style, and tone of yourpaper. I only resent your attitude oficonoclastic superiority and intellec¬tual finality, whicj is quite an as¬sumption for a group of adolescentcollegians.AN OBSERVER.SOCIALLY SPEAKING(Continued from page 3)The Esoteric had a treasure huntlast Saturday in which forty campuspeople participated. They drove fourin a car, and had about six stations.The Delta Sigma Phis had their for¬mal dance in the Piccadilly ball roomthe same evening.The men of Zeta Beta Tau spent most of last week end in a roundof social activities. Friday nightthey held a stag at the Hotels Win¬dermere ,and they enjoyed it so muchthey went back the next eveningfor the Western Convention formaldance. Easter Sunday they held atea dahee at their house.SMARTNESS APPEALTO CAMPUS WOMENBY RUBY’S BOOTERYEverything from banks to haber¬dashers, and hospitals to fraternitytea rooms bear the name “Univer¬sity.” Another has been added tothe list, Ruby’s Bootery, for Uni¬versity women. Women On TrailOf Solutions ToQueries of Youth(Continued from page 1)philosophy, psychology, and sociologyfor the solution of my particular dif¬ficulties?”Also they will try to decide “Whatshould I do about petting, findingmen friends, holding my job aftermarriage?” and “What would hap¬pen if I should treat all the mem-Campus women whose tastes setthe style have put their stamp of ap¬proval o nthe shoes carried at Ruby’s jnew store at 1363 East 53rd Street.The artistic glass cases that line thewalls of the store display the smart¬ness in campus oxfords, shoes for af¬ternoon wear, and dainty formalpumps and slippers. Rubys’ is thesmart store that sells smart shoesto smartly dressed campus women. $2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.Tel. H. P. 0980WE DO REPAIRING bers of my community as ‘persons'rather than whites, negroes, orien¬tals, southern Europeans?”Representatives from the Y. W.C. A. of schools from Michigan,Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois will at¬tend the conference in addition tolarge delegations from The Univer¬sity of Michigan, Ohio State, OhioWesleyan, Teh University of Indiana.Purdue, the University of Illinois andThe University of Chicago.GREEKLETTER/DINS'College and LocalFraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in our own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on display.YooTl Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jeweler*27 Cut Monroe Street Chicago. IllME • E§Henri) GLgtton 8 SonsBroadway and Fifth—Gary Orrington and Church—EvanstonState and Jackson—ChicagoVi 1•I *A i7 |3i IOnly Smart College Stylein the Lytton College ShopUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO men have theirown particular ideas of “what’s what” inclothes. Enthusiastic endorsement of stylesfeatured in the chummy Lytton College Shop provesthat we have what’s right. And on top of smart collegestyle we add values only made possible by the tremen¬dous buying power of this store. For example, oneand two trouser Suits in very light greys and tans at$35 and *40sssssssa «.l«.........................."55 tOhio fills double bill onlocal athletic card. Cf) eS ? So o n Track team to their relays,their ball team here.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1927TRACK TEAM TO OHIO MEET; OHIO HERE FOR BALL TILTSTAGG COMPLETES Norgren Acts As Schedule-MakerRELAY SELECTIONSRelay Team, Burg, Klein,Olwin To CompeteAlthough a series of absences fromthe various time trials rather hinderedCoach Stagg’s competitive scheme forthe selection of the additional five mento run at the Ohio Relays tomorrow,the complete list of the tracksters whoare to make the trip to Columbus wasannounced last night. Virgil Gist.Wake Burke, Keith Dugan, JohnJackson, and Gif 'Hitz were named toreel off the successive miles on therelay outfit.Burg FavoredAltogether eight of the varsity—menare to compete in Saturday’s eventsat the Buckeye affair. Captain Burgwill, of course, perform in his highjump specialty. Since the event willmark his first outdoor appearance ofthe season, no record-breaking is ex¬pected of him, hut first place is rathergenerally conceded to him even at this |early date. IEnter TriathlonKlein and Olwin, of the weight sec¬tion. are also on the travelers’ list andthe two, who are both 45 foot shotputters, with Olwin an even betterdiscus and hammer man, will .un¬doubtedly enter the Triathlon in addi¬tion to their regular events. For Visiting Waseda Ball TeamThese Teams MeetIn I-M Ball Today3:00Dekes vs. Alpha Sigs.Alpha Delts vs. Tekes.Kappa Sigs vs. Delta Sigs.Chi Psi vs. Alpha Epsilon Pi.4:30Psi U vs. Delta U.Phi Gams vs. Delta Chi.Lambda Chi vs. Delta Tau Delta.Betas vs. Phi Pi Phi.TENNIS TOURNEYIN THIRD STARTFor the third time this week the I-Mtennis doubles tournament will attemptto get under way. Both Monday andWednesday games were postponed onaccount of rain. Today’s schedule:3:00A. T. O. vs. Delta Tau Delta.Betas vs. Dekes.Psi U vs. Tau Delts.4:30Delta Sigs vs. Phi Kaps.Kappa Sigs vs. Zeta Beta Tau. *Phi Kaps vs. Alpha Sigs.Tekes vs. T. S. O.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesComer Fifty-fifth at University AvenueAnIdeal Combinationfor Spring is a Jerrems four-piecesuit.. . which includes long trousersfor business . . . and knickers fortraveling and sports — the coat ismade with the regular plain backand with a good display of free¬dom across the shoulders, with bel¬lows or patch pockets. Corded orwelted seams are in demand,Scotch Tweeds, Shetlands, EnglishWorsteds, Bannockburns and IrishHomespuns are favorite fabrics."Rare ValuesSUIT WITH EXTRA KNICKERS’75 and up“Quietly Correct” Evening Clothes a SpecialtyENGLISH TOPCOATSFormal, Business and Sport Clothes^7 North La Salle Street 71 East Monroe Street324 South Michigan Avenue140-142 South Clark Street, Near Adams225 North Wabash Avenueat Wacker Drive Arranges Games To KeepThem Busy UntilSeries HereIn his official capacity of baseballrepresentative .of the University,Nels Norgren has been spending apleasant but busy week in California.He left a week ago and arrived intime to welcome the diminutiveplayers from the land of the orangeblossoms, and to arrange a schedulewhich is to occupy their time untilthey reach Chicago the fifteenth ofMay.Keeps Him BusyNorgren, who generally spendsthis time of the year coaching base¬ball has been on the jump servingas schedule maker for the visitingnine. Although no definite informa¬tion has been received as yet a ten¬tative game was arranged with Le-land Stanford which boasts a strongnine. As the plan now stands theJapanese team will take a course duewest, playing a leisurely series ofgames with the schools enroute, andarriving here about May 12.Due Back TomorrowAlthough Saturday was indicatedas the tentative date of his arrival,Norgren may not return until themiddle of next week as some dif¬ficulties in regard to the schedulesare expected.The dates of the three game serieswith Chicago will bring the Maroonsinto conflict May 15, May 28. andJune 1. Five Diamond GamesOn Week-End CardPurdue upset the title-toutedMichigan nine to open the Big Tenbaseball season with a 2 to 1 winWednesday afternoon and holdstemporary first place honors in theConference standing. Other gamesfor this week are:TodayOhio State at Indiana.TomorrowOhio State at Chicago.Illinois at Purdue.Iowa at Wisconsin.Northwestern at Michigan.DRAKE MEET DRAWSENTIRE BIG TENOhio and Indiana Enter ToMake It UnanimousBEG PARDONIn listing the favorites for thisyear’s I-M Golf competition yester¬day’s Maroon named Jimmy Gerardas a luminary on the Phi Psi team.Jimmy is a Chi Psi and will be amainstay of that team if he entersthe intramural tournament. At pres¬ent he is trying out for the Varsityteam and is considered a likely berth-POSTERS PRINTEDat John Monroe's Print ShopTHE P^LOS PRESS909 East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Hours: 10-12 a m.; 2-4 p. m. Des Moines, la., April 22, (special)—Formal entry lists from two moreBig Ten schools, assuring a full rep¬resentation from the Western con¬ference at the eighteent hannualRelays, April 29 and 30. were re¬ceived today, Relays Director OssioSolem announced with the receipt ofblanks from Indiana and Ohio State.The Hoosiers, coached by E. C.Hayes, will send at least ten ortwelve men to the relays, having en¬tered virtually every event. The del¬egation from Ohio State is still un¬certain but the school that turnedout Phin Guthrie is expected to beas heavily representedsas any at thecarnival here.Other Western conference schoolsto strut their stuff here the last ofthis month include Minnesota,Northwestern, Michigan, Chicago, Il¬linois, Iowa and Wisconsin.Among the well-known coachesfrom the Big Ten who have made thevisit to Des Moines an annual affairfor many years include: Tom Jonesof Wisconsin, Harry Gill of Illinois,Steve Farrell of Michigan and A. A.Stagg, Sr., of Chicago. CRISLER OUTFIT IN SECOND ATTEMPT TOBEGIN SEASON’S PLAY; BUCKEYES READYLocals Practice Between Rains; Hoerger Hurt; Ohioans PlayIndiana Today, Then Come To MidwayProbable LineupsChicagoPrice, lbPriess, cfMcConnell, ssBrignall, 3bAnderson, 2bGordon, IfWebster, c Ohio StateRiehl, ssTressel, 3bKarow, 2bTarbert, cfKlink, IfWiddifield, lbSokol, rf-.CRNST-ROOILK-•5609-MfiKPERflVC-■PMONC=WCC-PflRK-6262-•flKnsr-moTOGRflmcftMeet Your Friends Hereafter that Date□ □ □French CreamWaffles□ □ □Just the thing toend a perfect evening□ □ □The Gem Restaurant(THE INTERSTATE COMPANY)1590 East 53rd StreetUnder East End I C. R. R. Elevation at 53rd Macklind, Kaplan Mackey, cor Drabinsky, rfMacklind, Kaplan Blanchard,or Zimmerman, p or Ames, pBy Vic RoterusAfter being forestalled by rainin their last six attempts to playball against outside competition theMaroon baseball nine will face OhioState on the Greenwood lot tomor¬row afternoon at 3 o’clock in theirfirst Big Ten game f the season.Weather Breaks Against ThemCoach Crisler’s team has had allthe breaks against them this sea¬son as far as actual training is con¬cerned. Outside of a couple of gamesagainst Arkansas and one against St.Louis University some weeks ago,the boys have not had much prepar¬ation, althiugh Crisler has had themhustling for the few minutes be¬tween rains (the pun was not in¬tended) this week. Last night theySENIORS, FRESHMEN,SOPHOMORES BATTLEFOR INTERCLASS CUP practiced in the face of a disagree¬able drizzle.Ohio State ,on the other hand, wasone of those teams that invadedDixie, they went as far as Georgia,and besides that they have been play¬ing ball with quite a few northernoutfits like Ohio Wesleyan and Cor¬nell.Mound Choice UncertainCrisler was undecided as to whomhe would pitch tomorrow. He saidthat that would depend on the waythey warmed up. However, Macklindwill probably get the call in viewof his experience. Kaplan and Zim¬merman are the other two hurlerswho might take the slab. Hoerger,regular centerfielder, whose injuryhas kept him out of the lineup dur¬ing the practice week .will probablynot be able to play.Just whom Ohio will start is notknown. It is almost certain thatBlanchard or Ames will pitch in theirgame with Indiana this afternoon,and the other is likely to hurl againstthe Maroons. Ames is a son of old“Red” Ames of the New York Giants,and he allowed Cornell but two hitsin a recent encounter. Ames withSutton and Klink, other pitching pos¬sibilities, is a sophomore. Riehl,frosh captain last year, and Karowvarsity football captain, are quitegood infielders.This year’s winner of the champion¬ship cup for supremacy in competitiveathletics will be decided in the comingbaseball tournament and track meet.As records now exists, Senior, Sophs,or Frosh may win the cup which isawarded at the annual Spring banquetto the women’s interclass team whichhas made the best record in tourna¬ment competition during the year.The Juniors, with a total of fourpoints, as a result of a fourth in bas¬ketball and hockey, and a third inswimming, haven't a chance for thecup.Sophomores have ten points, hav¬ing grabbed a first in -swimming, asecond in basketball, and a third inhockey. Frosh, with a second inswimming, and a third in baseball,have eight points. Seniors have elevenpoints. Their record is: first in basket¬ball and hockey, and fourth in swim¬ming. They have superior abiilty, aswell as tradition, to aid them in win¬ning the cup.Baseball and track results will decidethe tournament and the womenathletes are working in these twosports in an attempt to secure the cupfor their respective classes. EX-MAROON CHEERMANNOW HELPS COOLIDGEPresident Coolidge’s new AssistantSecretary of Commerce is WilliamMacCracken, former Maroon footballcheer leader. MacCracken will be incharge of regulation and developmentand civil aviation.Study Causes of War InWesleyan UndergradCourse(Continued from page 4)Coolidge. Action against the profes¬sors, R. T. Kerlin of the English de¬partment and J. A. Kinneman of theSocial Science department, was insti¬gated by the local post of the Amer¬ican 'Legion, which objected to thespeeches as encouraging “disrespectfor the President and government.”America’s present international sit¬uation and her position of isolationmay be legitimately discussed wherethe college curriculum includes acourse on war. America’s position inthe world money market has placedher in the grip of circumstances overwhich she has little control, and ifproper attitudes are not established shemay be plunged into war with herdebtors.Famous Sunday DinnersMany University people have learned the happy cus¬tom of having Sunday dinner at Hotels Windermere.They enjoy the food — the way it is served — thepleasing atmosphere. Why not form a party and comeover to the Windermere for dinner — this Sunday!indermereMOST HOMELIKB HOTELS*56th Street at Hyde Park BoulevardTelephone Fairfax 6000500 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson Park..HiPage SixTHE STRUGGLE OF THE VIRGINStill fresh from mountain snows, thewaiting streamnow clear and clean, rests, imprison*ed by men—a deep, blue danger behind bul¬warks of stone;and, though the silent watching for*ests breathea perfumed peace, those anxious wa¬ters madlyfroth at the sight of a single ladencloud.—Gene W.AH, what’s the use? Here theUniversity goes ahead and awardsthe money for a trip to Europe tofour faculty members, and what arethey going to do? “Dr. Frank Hoytwill investigate new forms of thequantum theory and their applicationto radiation and atomic stru^tuAhhh!Dear Turk:Do you know Margaret Todd Rit¬ter? Anyhow I must pass on to therest of the campus the one of herpoems which I hold as a personalfavourite:ADMONITION.... And never tell him you havetried to beThe mistress of his lightest wish.His eyesWill wander from your anguish. Oh,be wise,Prepare yourself never to let himseeYour need of him. He promises tolayUnlimited devotion at your feet...Yes, you are young and promises aresweet;Easy to say. . .And easy to unsay.Once we have loved there is no cure♦for suchAs you and ;I sometimes the brainis drivenTo morbid thoughts and broodingovermuchOn little things, sometimes the lipsare givenTo frantic words. Oh, keep acareless touchUpon his ehart that you may keepyour heaven!—Margaret Todd RitterExperiencedly vours,—E. M.MENwho want to makeMONEYIf you want to sharein the fastest money-making propositionever offered to men in¬terested in spare timework . . .Write toBox 0, Facultyexchange, givingyour spare hoursand sellingexperience. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 1927IT AIN’T THE THOUGHT OFGRADUATING THAT HURTS, ITIS THE IDEA. .OF BUYING YOUROWN CLOTHES.Forgive! Forgive! Brother of FamousAuthor Is On BillAt Tower TheatreMy dear Mr. Turk:It is a cause of grief to me. notuntempere dby indignation, that vouhold my literary attainments in theill-repute that your neglect to affixthem to my name indicates. Slightthough they may be, I cherish themwith paternal fondness and do notrelis hthe omission of them. My de¬grees are an index to my steringcharacter; your disregard of them jan index to yours. Perhaps you think !them trivial, but recall what Mr. jCaroll said to Mr. Pick. I i-equest thatin the future you will take precau- jtions to see that my degrees are Iproperly situated after mjVname.Wormley Vet pings, Ph. D., LL. D.I “Campus Movie Candidates Will¬ing To Foirsake College -for Holly¬wood.”—Daily Maroon.1 do not want my friends to leave asactors,1 want them all to grow up pure andgood.I shudder at the thought that they’llbe playingWith the naughty boys and girls atHollywood.But if the call of dollars overwhelmsthem,And they sneer at all that Yarrowsays, and go —1 only ask that they will always lovemeAnd some day knock me down toClara Bow! Louis London, brother of the latebeloved Jack London, will offer aseries of character song studies writ¬ten by his famous kin, in the head¬line vaudeville bill which is beingfeatured at the Tower theater, be¬ginning Sunday, April 24th.Others on the same schedule willbe: Berl Gordon and Company in“Desperate Sam.” Gracie Deagonand and Charlie Canafax in a shortcomedy sketch, Mildred Andre andCompany with a few symphonies, andClarence Downey and Company in“Spoofing Spocks.”The film play will be “All Aboard”with Johnny Hines.This week-end, Saturday, Ted Tie-man and his Tunesmiths will give acollegiate program along with thepicture; “Long Pants” starring Har¬ry Langdon.CITY’S ELITE TO HEARCLAIRE DUX SING“Prince Albert Is Sold EverywhereIn Tiny Red Tins”Turk:I’m sorry I left mama and came tome to believe that there wasn’t acough in Old Gdid cigarettes. Andit’s a lie, it’s a lie.—TootsieUgh!Terrible Turk:Why not come out with the truth?It ain’t the idea of graduating thathurts, it’s the thought of going towork!—Diogenes (Continued from page 1)Company in 1923. In the last fiveyears she has been accorded popu¬larity because of her excellent workin the leading roles of “La Boheme,”“Lohengrin,” “Rigoletto,” “Faust”and other operas. Quite recently hermarriage to Mr. Charles H. Swift,noted financier and packer as wellas brother of Mr. Harold F. Swift,president of the Board of Trusteesof the University, was a topic ofgreatest interest to Chicago society.CHICAGO TAKING LEADIN ART CONVENTION(Continued from page 1)Mason welcomed the women to thecampus and pointed out the import¬ance of the a’rts in relation to themaintenance of an equilibrium in lifeand the achieving of happiness in life.Most of the crowd of 1100 lunchedin Hutchinson Commons and spentthe afternoon touring the campusand held its final assembly at a teain Ida Noyes hall.WE are busily engaged these daysin a search for a column editor fornext year, a poet laureate for theSenior class, and, if we may confess,we are still curious about Marjolaine.Also we would like to know Mer-jonne, and Wormley Veepings, Ph.Dd., LL. D., and Wendy. But, gee,Christmas doesn’t come for a olngtime.—TERRIBLE TURK CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE—Book case, flat top oakdesk. Household articles, etc. Hirch,7429 Luella Ave., South Shore 8091.FOR RENT—A beautiful 6-roomApartment. Outside rooms. All mod¬ern conveniences, private porches,adjoining campus. Reasonable rent.5519 Kimbark Avenue.LOST—A Daily Maroon Pin. Re-Always keepa littleEdgeworthon your hip\ Wi,The open-air swimming pool a 'dsto the delights of the voyage. The Way To Go ToEUROPEComfortablyand Save MoneyTourist III Cabin formerly 2ndc las.-,mostly amidships on Prom¬enade and upper Main Deck.The extensive deck space meanspractically the run of the ship.Also inexpensive ($385 up).STUDENt and University Tours(with college credit if desired)under the management of theSCHOOL OF FOREIGN TRAVEL, Inc.110 East 42nd Street, N. Y. CitySpecial Student Summer Sail¬ings to and from France andIn gland July and August.BALTIC AMERICA LINE120 N. La Salle St.. Chicago.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co, of Ill. Franklin 3110 turn to Roselle Moss, Daily Maroonoffice.EXPERT TYPING—Mss., theses,note books, etc. Reasonable rates.Rough drafts 5c per page. PhoneMidway 8504, Mrs. Cridland.FOR SALE—Today at a sacrifice:Household furniture, bookcases,*★ ★<DBKTr Official CollegeFEATEPNITYJewelryBadffps-f?ings-No»eliiesWARREN PIPER & CO31 N. STATE ST. China and glassware, pictures, rugs,victrola and records, bric-a-brac, etc.Prof. C. F. Castle, 5715 KenwoodAvenue, apt. 3, Phone Hyde Park5133.TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 63rd St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewprivate lessons. day or evening. PrivateLady or Gentleman Instructor*,lessons given in a closed room. AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETUNIVERSITY LUNCHS Hi l.U:<Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SneciaUyTOWER63 CD AND BLACK3TONEGaaojuJcVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Prc^ram EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY adults3(WJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR UENUtt Drive There!“Getting on” in schoolor in life is snapping intothings. Getthere—“classy-like”—for that date, gameor any engagement in inew Saunders car.For parties, out-of-towngames, etc., it’s cheaperthan rail. Come and go onyour own schedule. Newcars! Ctyoose your model!SAUNDERS SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd St.Phone H. 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