?s m %' *3 :H| m * mk* ' 11Travel numberof Phoenix blowsin on spring windtoday.Vol. 27. No. 107. UNiVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 1927WHAT OFIT/David Sentner, in his day of 1921the bright young boy of ColumbiaI'niversity, once ^ wrote a poemcalled “Mrs. Potts Ascends” thatgoes: SARGENT TALKSTO 1000 WOMENIN AID OF ART «A»Reveal Plans To Make• the University AnArt Center Silver Sheet Prospects Ready ToForsake College For Hollywood“Mrs. Potts the Social ClimberDreamed she made ascent to HepvenBroke into the Inner CircleGave a party to the AngelsAll the Notables attended. j his plan to establish an art centerat the University.More than 1,000 women, membersof the Chicago Public School Art So¬ciety and their friends, will be theguests of the University today tohear Professor Walter Sargent, chair¬man of the Art department, presentDecked in halo made of moonbeamsWore her wings of solid star dustStreaked with sky and rosy sunsetEven God remarked with fervour,‘Mr. Potts, you look superb’.”Now that, when you get beyond themere superficial reaction of amuse¬ment, you discern as a mercilessmirror of human nature. We nilwant to get along—some more thanothers, but all of us in at leastsome degree—in whatever we do.At first,’ in our strivings to get j °f th^campus,somewhere, we set our goal as thefirst floor of the Tower of Babel.But when we get there, we yearnfor the third floor. But, if we areable to make that, it, too soon tiresus, and we look wistfully up to¬wards the roof. And when we getup there, with nothing but the skyover our heads, we set our goal inthe sun.. And even if we attainedthat. I am sure, Heaven itself wouldbe the next objective. The women will be welcomed byPresident Max Mason at 11 in Man-del hall. The principal speaker ofthe day will be Professor Sargentwho will putline the new policies tobe followed in the Art department.Adjourn Senior ChapelSenoir chapel will be adjourned to¬day because of the conference. Af¬ter the meeting luncheon will beserved at Ida Noyes hall and Hutch¬inson commons, followed by a tour Movie careers were preferred toa college education by six men whowere selected as prospective moviestars in First National Pictures andCollege Humor screen tests lastTuesday. When questioned they saidthey would be willing to leave schoolto do movie work. They admit, how¬ever, that if they possibly could theywould continue their college educa¬tion while working in the movies.“Ta mature by experience is farmore important than to mature bybooks,” was the opinion of ArnoldJohnson. “To mature by books is tomature by proxy. Surely one cangain more experience through pur¬suing a movie career than merelyby attending classroom lectures.KERENSKY HERE,TALKS IN FRENCHFormer Prime MinisterTo Discuss RevolutionFrom 3 to 5 the visitors will bereceived at tea at Ida Noyes hall.Among those receiving will be: Mrs.Charles S. Clark, Mrs. A. A. Car¬penter, Mrs. Walter J. Jarratt, Mrs.Bertram Sippy, Mrs. William P. Mc-Andrew, Mrs. Bruce McLeish, Mrs.W. D. Hurlburt, Mrs. Nott Flint, MissElizabeth Wallace, Mrs. Lloyd Steere,Mrs. David Stevens, Mrs. WilliamNitze, Mrs. Ernst Freund, Mrs. Al¬bert A. MSchelson, Mrs. Rowland• • • ! Haynes, Mr. James Westfall Thomp-It is, as I say, human nature to i son and Mrs. Tom Peet Cross,be so. We crave applause for whatwe regard as our accomplishments.If a man makes the best mouse¬traps that are made on earth, heexpects it as his just due that hu¬mankind will wear a path threu rhthe wilderness to his door. If theydon’t he feels slightly outraged.And so with us all. So, in somemeasure, even with such an easilysatisfied creature as myself. I writemy column and occasionally feelsatisfied with it. If other peoplealso do, I am even more gratified.I try, when somebody says, casual¬ly and without bringing in the brassband, “That wasn’t bad stuff,” towrite a better column the next time.Perhaps, I too, expect God to stickhis head through a rift in theclouds some bright morning and af¬ter taking another puff at his pipe,say “Not bad, down there; maybeI can give you a job on the paperif you ever get up with us.” It’sonly human to feel so; all of us, inour line, feel the same way. But,to get back to earth, yesterday’smail brought two letters of com¬mendation for a particular column.One was signed, from a gentlemanwhose encouragement has alwaysbeen an incentive to me, if I get nobetter, at least to keep from slip¬ping back. The other, initialed mere¬ly, left the correspondent conveni¬ently masked in anonymity, fo* I amno hand at figuring such riddles.Too bad, for it was interesting. Butto the two, known and unknown, gomy thanks. Everything in the wayof encouragment helps: God knowsthere’s little enough.• • *And while mentioning the whis¬tles .of other people that help tokeep up my spirits, I think it isn’tamiss to give a whistle for WaltWilliamson and his helpers on thispaper who are going to come upshortl ywith a “Celebrities” numberof the Maroon. That Williamsont' dked the celebrities he has intowriting for a college paper isn’t theremarkable thing about it—for ce-lebrit es just as celebrities don’tmean such an awful lot. But thathe calked them into writing for acollege paper and a college audi¬ence on college things is worth g;v-ing a cheer for. So Walt might be-in to look up towards the thirdstory of the Tower, too.‘ * Women Give SkitsOf Campus Life inVaudeville TonightFour stunts portraying campus lifewill be presented before campuswomen at the Freshman Woman’sclub vodvil tonight at 7:30 in th^theater of Ida Noyes hall.A Chicago-Ulini football game isscheduled as one of the acts. TheChicago line-up will be Helen Kella-het, Marion Owens and Helen Schu-make. The down state players areSuzanne Kern, Martha Leonard andMarcella River. Clair Davis will leadthe cheering, Peggy Newton will ref¬eree, and Betty Galt will act as thenurse.Add Modem ShortStories To RentalFanny Hurst has returned to thelife and characters of the poor of largecities for inspiration of new shortstories, collected under the title of“Song of Life,” which was received atthe Classics Rental Library last week.William Wymark Jacobs, the Eng¬lish short story writer, has publishedmore sketches of English docks anddock people in a volume entitled “SeaWhispers” which has been added tothe shelves of the rental library.Among the other volumes of shortstories are Stacy Aumonier’s collection“The Baby Grand,” Barry Benefield’s“Short Turns” and G B. Sterns’“Smoke Rings.” “East India and Com¬pany” by Paul Morand gives the read¬er‘several stories written against aneastern background.“The Best British Short Stories of1926” and a corresponding volumefrom the French has also been plac¬ed on »he shelves. Alexander Kerensky, Prime Min¬ister in the provisional goverment ofRussia during the year 1917 will vis¬it the University tomorrow and willspeak in the Reynolds club at 4o’clock. As Mr. Kerensky does n .-cspeak English, it has been arrangedto have an informal discussian i •French instead. The Russian revolu¬tion will be the subject of the dis¬cussion.Immediately preceding the discu •sion, tea will be served in the libraryof the Reynolds club, located on thesouth end of the second floor, atwhich Mr. Kerensky will be intro¬duced. The discussion is open.Kerensky has been spending histime in Europe since the war andsince he was driven from Russia inwriting and resting from the rige rs ofhis work during the stormy period inthe Soviet country. He predicts thedownfall of the present government. However, I believe that a collegediploma is worth while nough sothat I should finish that educationwhil I was working in the movies inHollywood.”Luis Kuttner said, “Being in themovies is in itself an education, inthat when one is selected to playmany roles he must understand thepart so as to make the best por¬trayal possible. The studying ofeach part is an education. In themovies one comes in contact withmen who are highly educated. Thisis a justification for a movie ca¬reer.”“I surely would take the oppor¬tunity of going into the movies,”said Rudolph Coles, “if I were giventhe chance. I have had two years ofcollege life, and L think that twoyears is sufficient if I get thischance. Do not misunderstand me.A college education is something(Continued on page 2) Phoenix Out WithOld Time HumorThe Phoenix presents itself to¬day with a deep solemnity hiddenbeneath its usual light heartednessas it contemplates ruefully theprosaic way in which it will haveto flap its revamped wings nextyear—sort of an “After me, thedeluge” attitude.But this issue! The old timehumor flashes in its old timescintillating fashion in A1 «Wid-difield’s expose, entitled, “ThatPlastered in Paris Affair.” JohnAllison, Leo Stone, George Grus-kin, Sterling North, and the oth¬ers outstrip themselves in makingthis Travel number a real “meaty”issue. MILLION DOLLARMEMORIAL GIVENMIDWAY CLINICCol. and Mrs. John Rob¬erts Donate HospitalIn Son’s MemorySENIORS STARTWHISKERS SOONUniversity MixerWith PoliticiansIn Reynolds ClubAn All-University mixer will bestaged by the Undergraduate Politi¬cal Science club of the University inthe south lounge of the Reynoldsclub today from four to six. This istheir first mixer of the year and isopen to any one who wishes to attendaccording to Stanley Fried, treasurerof the organization. Ken Blake and j er yearsMeyer Announces An¬nual Event for May 7The Annual Senior MustacheRace, the age oldest of age-old Uni¬versity traditions, begins May 7.John Meyer, Senior class president,made this announcement yesterday.Every man entering the race willstart with a clean upper lip on May7 and “let ’em grow” until May 20,the first day of Blackfriars. Entriesin teh contest may soon be madeeither with John Meyer or with DocBratfish, head of thp Reynolds clubtonsorial outfit, who is to supervisethe contest as he has done in form-W. A. A. INITIATIONDINNER TICKETS ONSALE IN IDA NOYES his orchestra will play for the occa¬sion.This is the first attempt this yearof any undergraduate organization tov*ntertain the entire school at a socialgathering and is incidentally one ofthe first steps of the Political Sci¬ence club into social activity. Theexpenses of the mixer will be defray¬ed by the dues paid by members of' the club earlier in the year. Mem-j bers of the faculty of the Politica'I Science department of the University; will act as chaperons for the after¬noon.Tickets for the W. A. A-Initiationdinner to be held Tuesday, at 6:30,in tlie sunparlor of Ida Noyes hallmay be obtained from W. A. A. mem¬bers on campus or from representa¬tives of the organization every dayfrom 12 to 2 in the Trophy Galleryon the second floor of Ida Noyes.All women wishing to earn W. A.A. points have been asked to com¬municate with lHaze! Phillips as soonas possible. Those who are unaMeto do so may sign their names on thebulletin board posted for that purposeat the west end of the Trophy gallery.GOT AN OLD SOCK?COME AND SELL IT Four Men AllowedGrants to ContinueResearch in EuropeBeck, Pianist, Willerform in ReynoldsHefbert Beck will entertain on theReynolds Steinway piano this after¬noon at 4:30. The selection will fea¬ture the weekly Y open house. De¬tailed plans will be given at this timeto all those desiring information aboutthe trip through Chinatown sponsoredby the Y. M. C. A. “What am I bid?”Mandel hall stage was temporarilyconverted into an auction block yester¬day When the nine o’clock publicspeaking class held a rummage salefor the purpose of developing salestalks. Everything from dental flossto fountain pens and bow ties .onlyslightly worn, was offered, and num¬erous sales were made.Twenty dollars was the highestprice commanded. A watch said tohave a twenty year guarantee went forthat: ten dollars down and ten dollars“on time."The sale which attracted the mostpopular attention was made by BessieM. Lakken. Miss Lakken said thatshe had no useless articles and hadbeen forced to make what she intended to sell. She produced divinity fudgein large sacks and demanded five centsa sack. The class broke up in a riot,attempting to buy Miss Lakken’s pro¬duct.It is rumored that one member ofthe other section of the class haspj-omised to sell her love letters. Fellowships for academic researchin Europe have been awarded to fourmembers of the University faculty bythe John Simon Guggenheim Founda¬tion, according to Frank Aydelotte,chairman of the committee of selection.Dr. Frank C. Hoyt, Research Associate, will investigate new forms orthe quantum theory, and their application to radiation and atomic struc¬ture, principally with Professor E.Schrodinger, at Zurich, Seitzerland.Dr. Bernadotte Everly Schmitt,professor of modern history, will lookinto the origins and the responsbil-ity of the World War.Dr. Archer Taylor, professor ofGerman literature, will make a studyof methods used in tracing historyand the dissemination of folk-lore ma¬terials with special reference to thepopular ballad, principally under Pro¬fessor Kaarle Krohn, at the Univer¬sity of Helsingfors, Helsingfors, Fin¬land.Dr. Leonard Duppe White, profes¬sor of political science, will analyz;the trade unions and professional or¬ganizations in the public service ofGreat Britain.Cooper IllustratesLecture On DunesWilliam S. Cooper, world-knownbotanist, and associate professor at theUniversity of Minnesota, will give anillustrated lecture before the Botanyclub today at 4:30 in Botatiy 13 on“The History of an Ancient DuneArea.” Senior mustache raising on a competitive basis is one of the oldesttraditions of the University. Onlythirteen days are to be allowed fromstart to finish for the production ofthe scenery this year. Doc Bratfishhas made a special trip to -the coun¬try to procure the essence of hismarvelous honey treatment which heclaims will bring out the most re¬luctant down.GERMAN CAPTUREROF TWENTY SHIPSSPEAKS ON FRIDAY Another important addition to theUniversity clinics has been assured bythe gift of one million dollars by Col.and Mrs. John Roberts through themedium of the Bobs Roberts Mem¬orial Hospital for Children, it was an¬nounced yesterday by President MaxMason. The hospital is one whichCol. and Mrs. Roberts created andendowed exclusively for charitablepurposes in 1923 in memory of theirson, Bobs Roberts, who died in 1917at the age of five and one-half years.Since its creation, the hospital has de“voted itself to an intensive study ofmeans for the most progressive andpermanent methods of the cure of in¬fantile diseases.To Equip HospitalAbout one half of the gift, accord¬ing to the present plans, will be usedto build and equip a hospital of aboutone hundred beds; the remainder be¬ing used for endowment. This newhospital, together with the ChicagoLying-in Hospital, whose affiliationwas ‘announced earlier in this year,will give the University medical schoolexceptional facilities for the care ofchildren.“The University in accepting thisgift,” President Max Mason stated,“recognizes the primary purpose of thehospital as an institution for the mostmodern treatment of sick children..(Continued on page 2)Play Off BridgeGaines This Week;Finals On TuesdayCount Von Luckner, commanderof a German vessel durin gthe war,is to speak in Mandel hall on Fri¬day at 4:30 if present arrange¬ments can be carried out.The Count will appear under theauspices of a new student groupheaded by Ira Jenkins, and he willspeak in English. He is in Americaas a good-will representative fromGermany. The topic on which he willspeak is international relationships.During the war the Count is saidto have captured some twenty shipsalthough his own possessed but onecannon used for salutes only. BaronAgo von Maltzan, German ambassa¬dor to this country, who is now inChicago, is his brother-in-law. All league bridge matches in theInterfraternity tournament now beingheld must be played off by Friday orforfeited, accordingd to an announce¬ment made f>y Stan Fried yesterday.Fried, who is managing the meet withGeorge Dvgert, said further that thefinals would begin next Tuesday with¬out fail.It is impossible to forecast any po¬tential winner at present, said Fried,since the playing has been moar orless erratic throughout. The Dekesand the Phi Psis have both shown wellhowever, according to Fried.Mann Gives AspectOf Jewish ProblemCecil B. DeMilleRanks Number Onepicture directors, and among the fivein most persons' estimates of motionmasters in his field in any person’s ts-timate. His name is not one that hassprung up over night, for the earliesthistory of the motion pictures is inter¬woven with Cedil B. DeMille’s lifestory.For many years associated with theleading producers in the business, Do-Mille has for some time now producedindependently, directing probably themost noted galaxy of actors ever work¬ing for one man and producing somyof the highlights of motion pictureshistory, such as “The Ten Command¬ments” and “The Volga Boatman."Cecil B. DeMille's knowledge of themotion picture game is boundless, andthe advice that he can give to the col¬lege man or woman interested in the“movies” is priceless. He is giving usthis advice in an article written es¬pecially for the Celebrities’ Number ofThe Daily Maroon “The Christian Aspect of the JewishProblem” will be discussed by Dr.Louis L. Mann, Professorial lecturerof Oriental languages and literature atthe University at a meeting of theMen’s club of the iHyde Park Baptistchurch, Sunday at 7 at the church,5600 Woodlawn Avenue.This is the last of a series of threelectures sponsored by the club at theSunday evening meetings. The* talkshave dealt with scholastic, economicand religious problems.,Dr. Mann has conducted coursesin Biblical literature at the Universitybut is not lecturing this quarter. Heis rabbi of the Sinai congregation of(Thicago, associate-editor of “Unity,"and does active work with Jewish stu¬dents on campus.Dr. Mann is a graduate of the Uni¬versity of Cincinnati and took his Ph.D. at Yale university in 1920 .Fountain Gurgles AsSpring Drops AnchorDoubt of you will the robin’s songand the leaves on the trees, but thesplashing of the fountain in Hutchin¬son Court is an unmistakable heraldof continued warm weather. Coupledwith that, the screen doors to theCoflFee shop were set up yesterday inplace of the heavy wooden barriers. .$■imm■ywy*Page Two VTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 1927i i 11 ■ i - —tThr Daily JHaroonFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublisher mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn, Winterand Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates $3.00 per year; bymail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.__ Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13, 1906,under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material appearingin this paper.OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local Z45; Business Office,Hyde Park 4292; Sports Office, Local 80, 2 ringsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWALTER G. WILLIAMSON. MANAGING EDITORMILTON H. KREINES BUSINESS MANAGERJOHN P. HOWE CHAIRMAN OF THE EDITORIAL BOARDRUTH G. DANIEL . WOMEN’S EDITORTOM STEPHENSON SPORT EDITOREDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge Jones News EditorGoerge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantMary Bowen _ Feature EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee. Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bdiges Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris...' Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris ...AdvertisingFred Kretschmer CirculationRobert Massey vHubard Lovewell OfficeRalph Stitt Classified Adv.Joseph Klitnzer National Adv.Robert Fisher SophomoreRobert Klein SophomoreMyron Fulrath SophomoreJack McBrady SophomoreWallace Nelson Sophomore ManagerManager...AuditorManagerManagerManagerAssistantAssistantAssistantAssistantAssistantWHO RUNS THE DAILY MAROON?‘TT7H0 controls the campus publicatioils?”* ’ Tuesday night the Women’s Federation, assembled toinvestigate things and to right whatever wrongs might be, satupon the question of campus publications. The amount of naiveteand general misinformation which the meeting uncovered wouldhave been amusing had it not been so tragic.In the dark corners of Ida Noyes Hall and at club meetingsand over luncheon tables there have been rumors circulated fromtime immemorial concerning the unchristian ethics of the publica¬tion^ executives. With a credulity which could spring only froman abysmal lack of knowledge of the conduct and problems of pub¬lishing a daily paper, and with a talent for righteous indignation,the Federation women set out to nd out who was responsible forthings, and whether the rumors were true and what could be doneabout it.The most pressing demand, of course, was for the reason thatwomen could not attain to positions of greater influence on theDaily Maroon; and why did the women on the staff do all thework and the men get all the credit; and that anyhow there weremore women’s organizations on the campus than there weremen‘s. The answer to that is clear and clean. Women on theDaily Maroon staff do only the most pleasant work which thepaper has to offer—reporting and writing news, with half a doz¬en “heads” a day to puzzle out. At no time does the women’s de¬partment fill more than twenty-five per cent of the news spaceof the paper. As for the dirty work—making up the pages, fill¬ing the greater part of the space, reading proof till two or threea. m. every night at the printer’s, soliciting advertising, carryingbundles of papers to their destinations and managing the accountsin the business department—that is left to the men on the staff. Itis small wonder that men expect more than a fifty-fifty voice inthe controi of the publication of the Daily Maroon.The second big problem was that of the remuneration of theeditors. Rumor has it that upon graduation the Maroon execu¬tives immediately cavort off to Paris and carom down to MonteCarlo and “do” the world on the profits of The Daily Maroon.The real situation is apparent from last year’s figures. The ju¬nior editors received ninety dollars apiece for the year; the se¬nior editors one hundred and fifty; and the three executive edi¬tors divided eight hundred and fifty dollars profit among them¬selves as the reward of four years of hard work. No one woulddo the work for less.Daily Maroon competition is open to all. Anyone of ordimary intelligence who is willing to work faithfully is seized uponwith a glad cry by the editors and promoted without fail. Thereis no secrecy or favorism on the Daily Maroon staff.i ■ In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersThe unfortunately situated per¬sons who were compelled to offerresistance to the tornado which hasbattered mid-Western states for thepast few days, were offered con¬dolence yesterday by the UnitedStates weather bureau. Casting aneagle eye over the runs, weighingthis and that, and taking each min¬ute detail into consideration, said ASK 50 INSTRUCTORSFROM OTHER SCHOOLSFOR SUMMER PERIOD SCREEN CANDIDATESPREFER HOLLYWOODweather bureau finally confirmed arather unanimous opinion and an¬nounced that the recent disturbancewas really a tornado. It was a mo¬mentous discovery, but, I fear, willnot go far towards consoling the va¬rious individuals clinging to housetops at present or engaged in run¬ning around barefooted.The hamlet of Beardstown, Illi¬nois, which is famous for being theunderdog in its more or less regularbattles with the Illinois river, isdropping another fight to jt, and,surrounded as it is by the overflowof the river and the havoc wroughtby the tornado, is in pretty bad jshape. Arkansas, Texas, Missouri, lKansas and 'Oklahoma, are victimsof the same flood which is origin¬ating from* “The Father of Wat- 1ers,” proving a poor parent at pres¬ent, and the damage is inestimable. In addition to the regular facultyof about two hundred who will giveinstruction in the summer quarter(June 20 to September 2). at theUniversity fifty of full professorialrank from other institutions will givesummer quarter courses. They willcome from Harvard, Yale, Colum¬bia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio,Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Texas,Sanford, and Washington. Institu-itons in France, Canada, Scotland,Switzerland and Germany will alsobe represented on the summer quar¬ter faculty.♦ * *The White Sox opened yesterdaywith traditional opening day luckand added one more defeat to theirtotal of games won and lost whichalready is far from pretentious.Cleveland took the game, 5-4, whichmakes their average even. The onebright spot of the afternoon wasthe hitting of the Sox. Every man inthe lineup got at least on^ hit,Kamm and Peckinpaugh getting 3apiece, and this does not happen ev¬ery afternoon, at least to the Sox. Professors from other institutionsfor the summer quarter facutly in¬clude Eric Temple Bell, mathematics,California Institute of Technology;Cephas Daniel Allin, political science,University of Minnesota; Raoul Blan¬chard, geography, University of Gre¬noble, France; Harold G. Blue, ed¬ucation, Colorado State TeachersCollege; Charles Frederick TuckerBrooke, English, Yale University;Ernest Bernbaum, head of the de¬partment of English. Universty ofIllinois; Cesar Barja, lecturer inSpanish, University of California,Southern Branch, and Samuel PaulCapen, education, Chancellor, Un;-versitv of Buffalo. (Continued from page 1)one never regrets but chances likethis do not come every day.’’Jack Cusack declared, “I feel thatthe occupation of a movie star is de¬serving of time and of all ascrificepossible. One can get just as muchout of an experience in the moviesas attendance in college classrooms.”Richard M. Hough said, “It all de¬pends what the prospects would be,if it were just for a while I wouldnot risk it, but if I had a solid pro¬position it would undoubtedly heworth while to drop out of collegeand make my record in Hollywood.”“Anyone who would turn downthis offer in order to continue hiscollege career is most foolish,” saidVirgil J. Gist, “I' would go to Hol¬lywood and try my luck. Since thosewho survive the final eliminationhave to go to Hollywood for a trialof eight weeks this summer no timewould be lost. On the contrary onecould enjoy a most profitable anddelightful vacation.” COLLEGE TUNES FILLNEW YORK COMPANY’SNEW RAH RAH BOOKEmbracing the official alma materand “fight” songs of over one hun¬dred of the foremost universities ofthe country, the first edition of th >int^collegiate song book will makits bow to the public some time latethis month.This volume, which is an innovation in the college world, is beingedited at New York by Thornton \Y.Allen of Washington and Lee Uni¬versity! Among the songs in thecolection is: “Flag of Maroon”Many new compositions not y(:published are in this edition, wl.iiis the result of two years’ work.•crnst-rodiuv■5609-MAR PER* AVE-• PHONE; flyODPARR* 3262 ••fm-mOTOGRflmn\-MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET 50c WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd StDorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060*10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408These jovial Mexican bandits whomust have their little jokes everynow and then, were in fine * fettleyesterday and celebrated their exur-berance by doing away with 187people. The bandits derailed a fastpassenger train, butchered 17 sol¬dier who were guarding it. lockedall the passengers in the coaches andthen set fire to them. As an addedenjoyment, the bandits took potshots at anyone attempting to es¬cape.Million DollarMemorial GivenUniversity Clinic(Continued from page 1)The gift makes available to the univer¬sity, as a part of its medical program,facilities not only for the above pur-poke, but also for intensive researchinto the cause, prevention and treat¬ment of diseases peculiar to children.”Plans for the hospital will be drawnimmediately, and it is hoped to startbuilding before the end of the yearon a site at 59th and Drexel Avenue.60!Get out in the openl After¬noons or evenings—rent a newcar to drive as your own.Costs less than the theatre.You can go anywhere, any¬time, in open or closed caraSaunders SystemPHONE H. P. 21001)21 E. 63rd St. Everythingsgoing to beall right .THAT’S the way P. A. talks to you in the bowlof a pipe. This great national gloom-chaserstabs the darkest clouds with a ray of sunshine.Buy a tidy red tin of Prince Albert today andsee. Tamp a load of this friendly tobacco intoyour jimmy-pipe and light up.Cool as a sub-cellar. Sweet as the breath offresh-cut violets. Fragrant in the tin and fra¬grant as you smoke it. Never a tongue-bite ora throat-parch. So mild you can hit it up fromsun-up to sun-down, yet with a body that satisfiescompletely.There’s more philosophy in a pipe-load ofP. A. than in the average Doctor’s thesis. Nomatter what brand you are smoking now, youdon’t know how much your jimmy-pipe canmean to you until you pack it with good oldPrince Albert. Get started now. P. A. it told everywhere intidy red tint, found and half,pound tin humidor*, andpound cryttal-glast humidortwith tponge-moitlener lop.And. alwayt with every bitof bite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert proeatt.Prince albert■no other tobacco is like it!? 1926, R. T. Reynolds Tobaccoompany, Winston-Salem, N. C.tnriktiiilttii a .. . LtjMfflikiS'i a* .... n i r 1 7 * -WAlumni fail to show up forvarsity practice game. a §oonTHE DAILY IVfAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 1927 Poor courts again hold up I-Mtennis schedule.SIGMA NU, KAPPA NU, TAU SIGS, AND D. U. WIN GAMESCOMPLETE PUNSFOR SPRING GOLFBeta, Phi Psi, Pi Lam’s AreStrong Hoffer Trains Gymnasts For A. A. U.Meet With Olympic Honors In ViewNow that the lid has been priedfrom Intramural tennis, many areturning their attention to the springgolf schedule, plans for which havebeen completed. Ralph McCormack,who has charge of the tournamenthas introduced some novel featuresinto the sport in order to arousethe enthusiasm which has been sosady lacking in past years.All.teams must play a medalround, and the ones having thelowest gross scores will play match¬es with the other fraternities whichwill be grouped into leagues as theywere formerly. The number to bechosen will be announced later. Ifthe next experiment with the medalround fails to produce the expectedinterest the Intramural heads planto drop the sport from the sched¬ules as it has dragged in the pastand further repetitions of delayedand unplayed games are not desired.Beta wit hthe two Engberg boyswill be formidable entries, as willbe Phi Psi and Pi Lambda Phi. ThePhi Psi team with J. Gerard andMundy Peale will put in a strongbid for the cup, while Jerry Debs,last years medalist, will dispute theirclaim in the interest of Pi LambdaPhi. State Mobs DwarfLocal Ball CrowdsAnxiously, Chicago, thoughcharging no admission for ballgames, draws one of the poorestcrowds in the Conference, seldomhaving an 'attendance over 500.Michigan and Illinois lead in at¬tendance, frequently having drawncrowds of 10,000 spectators to im¬portant games. Northwestern.Minnesota and Wisconsin do nobetter than the Maroons.SENIOR BALL TEAMFIGHTS TO RETAINEARLY ADVANTAGESenior women athletes, who nowhave the tightest grip on the cham¬pionship cup. are set to hat the oldbaseball over the Dudley field fenceif by doing so their surpremacy willbe assured.Sophs, who trail them by only a fewpoints in cup competition, are indus¬triously scooping up hot grounders,and pulling in Hies. Freshmen and Ju¬niors arc determined to get into firstplace themselves.Aft< rnoon practice games are nowbeinj> played, the coaches, MargaretL. Burns and Orsie Thomson, haltingplay frequently to point out and cor¬rect errors. Squad material, whichseemed both poor and scarce at thebeginning of the season, has sincebecome more promising, with the ad¬vent of more players and the im¬provement in the candidates’ techniqueunder coaching. Davidson and Flexner of the Ma¬roon gym team are working dailyin preparation for the National A.A. U. Meet, to take place in NewYork City on May 14. AlthoughCoach Stagg has not given permissionfor the men to compete, Coach Hof¬fer is teaching the acrobats manynew tricks in expectation of the of¬ficial sanction. The principle reasonthat Flexner and Davidson are enter¬ing the meet is to gain experiencefor the Olympic tryouts next year.The remainder of the squad istraining for next year. Those whoare good prospects for 27-28 gym¬nastic aggregation, excluding the re¬turning veterans, a’e Earl Baker,Junior, Harry Sherebel, Soph., Wat¬son, Soph., Jack Menzies, Dan Alt-velt. Phil Kolb and Johnny Onufrockall of the freshman class.SEASON’S FIRST PREPRELAY MEET TO BEHELD AT WISCONSINAthletes from high schools repre¬senting eight states will vie for hon¬ors in the Midwest relays at the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin, Camp RandallStadium on April 30. Entries for theprep track classic, which is expec'jdto attract hundreds of young athletesclose on Saturday. Some of the bestin the midwest—and often outstandingfar western stars compete in the af¬fair.The Voice of a UniversityThe other day a carton of books left our offices ad¬dressed to the American Institute of Graphic Arts* * * It contained our entries for the Institute’s annualexhibit of the best-made American books * * *The same week Marshall Field and Company and Bren-'tano’s displayed an important selection of our books ina collection labeled "The Voice of a University * * *We can point with pride to thes^ two occurrences, forthey represent public recognition of what we are at¬tempting to do: publish in good looking books some ofthe important educational, scientific, and literary achieve¬ments of the day * * * For three years now we haveachieved the Institute’s awards, and the country over ishearing our "voice * * *Like a parent, we cannot have favorites among our off¬spring, but this spring, as in most seasons, we find thatwe have one or two new books that attract more atten¬tion than the others do * * * "The Nature of theWorld and of Man” is still our lustiest * * * It is nowin its third large printing, and is making its bow to thepublic along with Thrasher s Th^ Gang, Gosnell s"Getting Out the Vote," Beach’s "The Outlook forAmerican Prose,’ and Roberts Nutrition Work WithChildren" * * *What the advertising manager of theUniversity of Chicago Press might havewritten in his diary if he had one. New Champ BoostsGopher Golf StockMinnesota’s golf stock is farabove for this year for Lester Bol-stad, the United States publicLinks golf champion by virtue ofwinning the title at the NationalTournament held in Buffalo lastAugust, is a sophomore at theschool. He is expected to be thebest golfer ever to compete forthe Gophers in Big Ten comnoti-tion. He was runner-up for theMinnesota state title last year.Sportology“Green, the Color grand”—Reports have it that there are somereal athletes included, in the Fresh¬man ranks this spring. Yearling base¬ball prospects arc better than theyhave been for a long time both inquality and quantity.' The Frosli ten¬nis team boasts eight or nine high-ranking players who cleaned up in lo¬cal prep circles last spring. Most en¬couraging of all, however, is the froslishowing in spring football. CoachStagg has been devoting a great dealof time to these new prospects andhas found possibilities which were notuncovered in the yearling practice oflast fall.If things are as good as they lookto be, these freshmen should be instrumental in bringing about that“athletic come-back” which is due tohit Chicago any time now.* * *Todays’ Suggestion — Take It OrLeave ItTHAT the athletic department re-(Continued on page 4) LAST YEAR’S CHAMPS AND RUNNERS UPTAKE VICTORIES IN CONVINCING STYLED. U. Wins From Phi Delts In 5-4 Thriller by Rally WhileOther Battles Are Slow*★ ★<PBK Official CottageFJ2ATERN1TYJewelryBad(fps-Pint£s-Ncn)eltiesWARREN PIPER & CO.31 N. STATE ST. Kappa Sigma Xu and Kappa Nu,last year’s finalists in the I. M. Play¬ground ball tourney showed that theystill had r championship stuff in thegamts in which they participated yes¬terday and gave fair warning that theywill in all probability he set for thefinals again this year.Delta U defeated Phi Delta '1 beta5-4 in the feature game of the I-Mplayground ball yesterday. Clark ofthe Phi Delts put his team in the leadby hitting a home run with one onbase. The Phi Delts held their leaduntil the last half of the seventh (onlyseven innings are played in the dav-ground ball tournament) when Holfli-ger tied the score with the secondhome run of the game. There wa; j >-body on base at the time but Delta Ushoved over another tally before threewere out. McDowell, strike out v\izof Delta U, added 13 strikeouts to !i srecord.Sigma Nu, last year's champs, scor¬ed 4 runs in the first inning and heldtheir advantage to beat Tau DeltaPhi 9-5. Kappa Nu. runners-up lastyear, scored a more spectacular victoryover Phi Pi Phi 9-0. Klaff, Kappa Nit’sstar hurler .allowed the losers inlythree scattered hits, while at bat hedelivered 4 hits and 3 runs. GettlemauFAMOUS SOCCER TEAMCARDS RETURN GAMESThe Hakoah Soccer Team of Vien¬na, on its second tour of America, ar¬rived on the Aquitania which dockedin New York on Friday afternoon onApril 15th.The Hakoah players have records tolive up to in the way of attendance,figurqs and excellence of playing setby the first Hakoah eleven which tour¬ed this country last year.T—1Tough 3skinsTender Skinss * •WHETHER your face is as tough asraw hide or as tender as a dental nerve,. it will er, joy Aqua Velva, the new scientificafter-sh iving liquid made by\$ie makers ofWilliams Shaving Cream. ForAfijua Velvaconserves the skin’s natural ihdisture, sonecessary for all-day face comfort. It keepsthat wonderful feeling of a Wiliams shaveall day long. In big 5 oz. bottles—50c.Williams Aqua Velva shared the slugging honors will 3hits and 3 runs.^The Alpha Epsilon Pi-Manors gamewas postponed. In the other gamesplayed yesterday Phi Beta Delta beatthe Acacias 13-4 and Tau Sigma Omi-cron defeated Sigma Chi 15-2. Sham-berg led the Phi Bets’ attack with foursafe blows. The Acacias were help¬less in all but the fifth inning whenthey scored four runs. Guthman ■ ddSigma Chi to two runs while TauSigma Omicron rolled up fifteen tal¬lies.PURPLE SPLITS TRACKSQUAD TO SEEK EAST-WEST RELAY HONORSNorthwestern, April 20.—Six goeast and seven go west but thirteengo after honors for Northwesternthis week-end when Coach FrankHill divides his track team into twosections, the one to enter the Ohiorelays at Columbus and the otherto enter the Kansas carnival atLawrence.This pair of track meets will openthe outdoor season for the local ag¬gregation and will give the men achance to show their skill on thecinders. For the past two weeks thePurple athletes have been workingtheir speed and ability, being in fitcondition to scurry after places inthe two battles.The relay team, which has oeenstraining all efforts to m i n m i z ewaste motions in passing the stick, isgoing into the Kansas games v>*thhopes of whizzing by the four red¬skins from Haskell to win the tro¬phy.Hold Two-Third* ClaimAt present the Purple relay teamshave a two-third claim to the cup.If the team wins Saturday at Kan¬sas the award will automaticallycome to Northwestern. However, theHaskell Indians and Ames havewhirlwind quartets entered in therace.-MOSER-“TheBusiness College witha Business Atmosphere*’Beginning on the first ofApril, July, October, andJanuary, we conduct aSpecial, complete, inten¬sive three-months coursein stenography which is.open toCOLLEGEGRADUATES ANDUNDERGRADUATESONLYEnrollments for thiscourse must be made be¬fore the opening day—preferably some time inadvance, to be sure of aplace in the class.Stenography opens theway to independence, andis a very great help in anyposition in life. The abil¬ity to take shorthand notesof lectures sermons, con¬versations, and in manyother situations is a greatasset.Bulletin on RequestNo Solicitors EmployedPaul Moser, J. D., PH. B.President116 S. Michigan Ave.12th Floor Phone Randolph 4347Only High School Graduatesare ever enrolled at MOSERGirls, only, in the day school(3377)• > m 'if ■■ •Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 19274 j/ie —>"VVhisde with the idea that the University iis not at all FAIR to its students! ;SPRINGTHE DREAMERIn the deary dullnessOf the darkDungeon,Where the dimDrowsinessDrowns desire,And the dankish duskOf decrepitudeDiesBefore the dawningOf a newDay,I dream, and dream....—La ReveTHE OTHER day, after the Rev.Mr. Yarrow got through with his de¬nunciation of the wickedness of mod¬ern youth, seven or eight of his au¬dience rose to protest his statements.“Why, Mr. Yarrow,” complained oneof the Greenwood Hall girls. “Themodern girl is no worse than hergrandfather was.’’ A light snicker ranthrough the back of the room. “Yes,”a cynical Psi U was muttering,“That’s the Hell of it.” O! Spring is a winsome maidenWith blossoms in her hair,Whose laughing eyesReflect the skiesAnd a heart without a care!O! Spring to a pert-eyed maidenMeans open roads beyondAdventurous waysAnd happy daysAnd loves that are always fond!Yes! Spring is a happy maidenWhose laughter the brooks defy.Her hair unbound,The gay wind foundAnd she answers the cool winds sigh!—The Outcast did make it rhyme. Do yo\^ wonder,diary, that I now go around mumb¬ling, “I’m going to metre. I’m goingto metre....!”—GEO GSPORTOLOGYDAILY BULLETIN(Excerpts from our diary)April 20—The sun is again shin¬ing and it has now been almost threedays since we walked on Fifty-thirdStreet in the moonlight... .Dear di¬ary, sixtv-one and a half hours of sep¬aration!.. .The minutes have been tor¬turing.. .and I have already written apoem about her. (Continued from sports page)moves that old east stand THISspring instead of next so that theTwenty-Third Annual Stagg Inter¬scholastic Track and Field Games maybe held on campus and NOT else¬where.From the Files—Twenty Years AgoToday“Spring football received an en¬couraging boost yesterday when fournew grid aspirants reported to Direc¬tor Stagg. The squad is now elevenstrong....“About one-half the men were intrack suits because of the prevailingwarmth of the returning spring.’CLASSIFIED ADS adjoining campus. Reasonable rent.5519 Kimbark Avenue.LOST—A Daily Maroon Pin. Re¬turn to Roselle Moss, Daily Maroonoffice.EXPERT T/PING—Mss., theses,note books, etc. Reasonable rates.Rough drafts 5c per page. PhoneMidway 8504, Mrs. Cridland. Prof. C. F. Castle, 5715 KenwoodAvenue, apt. 3, Phone Hyde Park |5133.FOR SALE—Typewriter. Reason¬able. J. 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All mod¬ern conveniences, private porches,Hours Not To Reason Why. . .Etc.Dear GeoG:Has it ever occurred to you thatwhile a man may be judged by thecompany he keeps, a woman is judg¬ed by how late she keeps them? ! !—Bet-ernieRECENTLY we were downtownand had the pleasure of riding upand down the escalators of one of thebig State Street department stores.Later, when we came back to cam¬pus and had to trudge the steps ofCobb once more, we were struck A girl’s name should contain a gistOf personality.It should describe her face and moodsFor everyone to seeThus have I named a certain girl,“Revenge”.. .and as I see’tNothing better fits her, for“Revenge” (they say) is sweet! The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain Service 'Tel. H. 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