\ICampus Barry-mores receive:ests today at 2:30in Reynolds. ®fje Bail? jlaroonVol. 27. No. 106. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1927WHAT of IT?WC£tWPS MORGENSTERNThere is something i n such aspring night as the last one thac re¬duces life—and college life particu¬larly—to a simplicity that verges onthe absurd. It all comes down to thequestion of what is better than awalk in the park with the soft windin your face, if you are that kind ofa bird, or a rattling ride in a flivverwith a gang of congenial fellows, ifyou are that kind? I, principally be¬cause I am constituted that way,chose the walk in the park, andthere, under the scudding (which isincidentally a good word) moon, va¬rious things suggested themselves tome. Principal of the was thevital philosophical query of “Whatdoes it all matter?” Superficial as isthis reflection, it has, in commonwith many of the other seeminglynaive conclusions that we arrive, theultimate truth that is marked al¬ways by the simple. The nose onyour face (or the other fellow’s) isone of the most obvious phenomenaof life; it is also one of the most vi¬tal. “Plain as the nose on yourface” is an old saying. But becausea truth, like a nose, is plain does notbar it from being an Ultimate Real¬ity. SET INTERCLASSHOP TICKETS AT$4.40 A COUPLEAppoint Representativesin Fraternity Housesto Sell Pasteboards Yarrow Fears Fate of FlamingYouth; Far Worse Than Painted,State Vigilant Tells FreshmanAnd so the potency of the “Whatdoes it matter?” outlook. What needof thinking beyond the limits thata spring night sets up? What theuse of doing anything other thanresigning yourself to a mood that isdetermined, without your having tobother about it, by the moon and thewarm wind and the soft darknessof the night? Why go farther? Thereis nothing else on nights like thisthat is worth consideration. That isthe way I felt, and that my reasonfor walking in the park. I came backfinally to the campus, and noticingthe lights in Harper, wondered howmany people were up there watchingprecious moments that only comeonce a year, and not so often them,studying hard text books when theymight be out in the air. And Ithought of what was going on at theother schools—how fellows (if, againthey happened to be THAT way)were out with their girls while thebreeze blew in from Mendota; how,possibly, they sat beneath the treesat Princeton, talking while the moonrose; how( at Ithaca—but my con¬ceptions were romantic as the night,and there is no use enlarging onthem. And I looked across the cam¬pus at the fraternity house row onUniversity Avenue and noticed thedarkened houses. D o w n in the hotpits, listening to stewards’ reportsand the week’s accomplishments ofthe House Committee. And the moonup there, and the wind—passingwhile the minutes droned away. The leaders of the Interclass Hophave decreed that $4.40 shall be theprice for the tickets which will beplaced on sale Wednesday.Robert Spence, leader of theSophomore class with Ellen Hart-ipan, has appoited a man in eachfraternity to have charge of theticket sales in his fraternity and tick¬ets will also be on sale in the Rey¬nolds club, the University book store,and at other places around campusto be announced later, according tothe leaders.Advance PriceThe price for tickets this yearis a slight advance over that of previ¬ous years, because the Hop is to beoflf-campus for the first time and willbe larger than ever held before. TheBlackstone hotel was chosen as thesite of the Hop, which will be May 6,and Bobby Meeker’s orchestra wasselected to play after the leaders hadconsidered practically every orches¬tra of note in the city.The leaders have urged that thosestudents intending to purchase tick¬ets do so as soon as possible, as alimited number only will be printed.In order to insure the complete suc¬cess of the Hop the leaders musthave a rather definite idea of thenumber coming. By J. J. Stein“The flaming youth of today areas bad, and even worse, than theirmost vehement accusers paint them.”This was the conclusion of PhilipYarrow, well known crime investiga¬tor, in his talk on “Sex Crimes andYouth,” in Harper yesterday. “Theirobscene dancing, along with the so-called respectable stag parties of va¬rious "fraternal, political and evenreligious organizations throughoutDEBATE CONTROLOF PUBLICATIONSFederation ConsidersCampus Press“Who Runs Publications? (or DoThey Run Us?) will be discussed atthe open council meeting of Federa¬tion tomorrow at 7 in the library ofIda Noyes hall. Representatives ofcampus publications have been invit¬ed as guests.FIRST NATIONAL TOSELECT NEW ACTORSIN REYNOLDS TODAYToday will determine what menare potential Lloyd Hughes, MiltonSills, or, perhaps, Harry Langdon’s!At 2:30, in Reynolds club theatre,one hundred hopeful University maleswill parade before Ned Holmes, rep¬resentative of the First National Pic¬ture corporation; ten of these will bechosen, and screen tests of themmade. The entire paraphenalia, usedin Hollywood, for taking actual moviescenes will be present in the tests.Each of the ten selected will bescreened, but no outsiders will beallowed when these “shots” aretaken.These trials will be continued byFirst National Studios, in conjunc¬tion with College Humor, through¬out the country lu other big univer¬sities. Among all those of whomtests have been made, ten will beselected for a trip to California, andif successful in Hollywood, will begiven contracts by First National.And again I wondered what mat¬tered on such nights but taking themwhile they were here, and lettingthings slide that would be aroundlater anyway, while the moon mightnot. And I thought of the Rev. Dr.Philip Yarrow, standing up the after¬noon and describing the perils of theatheistic, obscene stag party, of theabandonment of the college boy onThirty-fifth street, of the indescrib¬able evolutions of the modern dance.And I sniffed the wind, and wonder¬ed again what matter was it all. Whybother? It was all blah to satisfyone intellectual sadist probably. Andwhy, I thought, sit down there in theBlack Hole listening to the report ofthe Rushing Committee? I metagreement among my fellows whenI strolled into a couple of them later.“Go to chapter meeting?” I asked.“Yep,” said one, “got thrown outfor singing limericks, though!” “Toobad,” I said, experimentally. “Aw,I don’t know,” he said. “What doesit matter on a night like this?”“There’s something in what you say,”I replied. “Yes sir.” said my com¬panion, “and let’s say it together.”Which we did—or, rather, didn’t. Stage Two SpanishPlays At Meeting A tea for the sponsors elected forthe coming year will be held tomor¬row from 4 to 6 in the Y. W. C. A.room of Ida Noyes hall. The newsponsors are: Mary Abott, FrancesBennett, Dorothy Carter, CatherineCrowley, Clair Davis, Cora Mae Ells¬worth, Gudrun Egeburg, Louise For¬sythe, Betty Galt, Marion Garber,Marie Galperin, Gertrude Goddard,Rosalind Hamm, Harriet Hathaway,Bertha Heimerdinger, Jeanette Hul-ing, Letitia Ide, Dorothy Kamp, Mar¬cella Koerber, Priscilla Kellogg,Mary Grace Longwell, Kathryn Madi¬son, Helen McDougall, Minota Ma-rone, Ethel Moulton, Eleanor Moul¬ton, Marjorie Miller, Peggy Newton,Evelyn Oakes, Muriel Parker, Kath¬ryn Sandmeyer, Kathryn Scott, Car¬ol Simons, Mary Sjostrom, BettyTaylor and Marcella Venema. the country constitutes a menace tothe moral life of America that threat¬ens to destroy the whole government,if measures are not taken to stopsuch eiiil practices,” he added.According to Mr. Yarrow, thepreservation of the moral code is themost pressing question of our age, or,in fact, of any age. America, how¬ever, is witnessing a decadence inmorals that thinking people can nothelp but notice both oriental and oc¬cidental vices have joined together inthe lives of American people and cre¬ated a condition that it is difficultto believe exists. We have examplesof this in our erotic literature, ofwhich Mr. Yarrow gave as a specificinstance works of Sherwood Ander¬son; our obscene dancing, and lastlyour senuous music.“The iniquitous dance and the ob¬scene music have formed a diabolicalcombination that few youngsters canresist,” Mr. Yarrow' vehemently de¬clared, Psi U’s Discover WilletBusses To Be ConvenientFor Transporting ‘Dates*A Psi U “tally-ho” in a Willetbus is the latest innovation infraternity parties.Last Friday night seven coupleswent to the Drake in a bus drivenby Howard Willet, a Psi U, ownedby his father, president of the Wil¬let bus company.“Shorty” Dean, who accom¬panied the driver, perhaps in therole of ticket collector, remarks onthe comfort and convenience of aprivate bus, whose only disadvan¬tage is that it entails doublecharge for parking space. WOMEN CONVENEHERE THURSDAYTO AID FINE ARTSProf. W. Sargent Out¬lines Plans to Over¬ride DifficultiesHot Words, WildHarmony Feature’27 Friar SongsTickets For FroshWomen’s Vodvil OnSale In Ida NoyesTwo Spanish plays, “La Cueva DeSalamanaca” and “Paso Septimo”will be presented at a meeting of ElCirculo Espanol tomorrow at 4:30 inthe north reception room of IdaNoyes hall.Professor Hayward Keniston willspeak on “Personal Impressions ofContemporary Spanish Writers.”Refreshments will be served at theclose of the meeting. Tickets for the Freshman Wom¬an’s club vodvil, to be given for cam¬pus women, Thursday at 7:30 in thetheater of *Ida Noyes hall, may bepurchased for twenty-five cents from12 to 12:30 today, tomorrow andThursday i nthe foyer of Ida Noyeshall. They will also be on sale atthe door the evening of the per¬formance.Four acts have been planned forthe entertainment of the evening.One of the numbers will be a jazzstunt to be given by Mary Abbottand Betty Galt. A Chicago-Illinifootball game will also be staged.Muriel Parker, president of theorganization, has announced that thevodvil, with the dancing afterwards,will not last later than 9.DISCUSS EXECUTIONOF VANZETTI, SACCOMr. Max Swiren, a member of thevarsity debating team, will discuss“Should Sacco and Vanzetti be Ex¬ecuted?” at a meeting of the Liberalclub tonight at 7:15 in Classics 10.Rouse Campus Literati in AttemptTo Uncover Poet Laureate for ’27Tradition decrees it, and so theyearly search for a senior class poethas begun. The contest to select thesenior laureate officially opened to¬day, and from now on the aspiringand poetic seniors should submittheir .efforts to Leo Stone, Whistleeditor of The Daily Maroon.From tb# offering* of the literati in the class will be chosen the officialsenior class poem. The class coun¬cil will be the judges, as this contestis a part of the activities of the class.All contributions to the contest willbe published in the Whistle.It is hoped by those in charge thatthis year’s contest will be successfulin selecting a poem worthy and rep¬resentative of the class. “Yankee Boy,” “Back to the Mid¬way,” and “Chapeaux to Get Beaux”are three of a dozen Blackfriarchoruses written for “Plastered inParis,” this year’s proauction, whichshow promise of being even morepopular than “Hell’s Bells for Fresh¬men” and the others that capturedthe campus fancy last season.George Gruskin, campus wit of theWhistle, Phoenix and Cap and Gown,and Jack Pincus, former auditor ofthe Daily Maroon, are responsible forthe catchy lyrics which have beenset to music by Jerry Solomon, JohnWilde, George Jones, and NormanReid, author of “Our Chicago.” Ted¬dy Linn has contributed a “culture”number and Prof. Percy M. Boyntona lyric entitled “Domestic Harmony.”Hamilton Coleman, for fifteenyears producer of the annualcomedies, will make his Swan Song ablues number entitled, “When theDog-gone Freshman Puts on theDog.” DEDICATEANNUALTO C. S. BOUCHERVictoria Smith to Pro¬vide Sketch of DeanDedication of the 1927 Cap andGown to Chauncey S. Boucher, Deanof the Colleges of Arts, Literature,and Science, was announced yester¬day by the year book staff.A portrait sketch by VictoriaSmith will replace the usual photo¬graph on the dedication page.Richard Scholz editor, said that DeanBoucher was chosen for this honorbecause of “His sympathetic under¬standing of the undergraduate stu¬dent body as a whole.”Dermott McGraw, business man¬ager, calls attention to the fact thatonly a few days remain in which toget the year book for $4.50. A datewill be announced shortly, he adds,on which the 1927 Cap and Gownwill appear.PROF. CHARLES DIEHL,NOTED HISTORIAN, TOLECTURE WEDNESDAYProfessor Charles Diehl, of theUniversity of Paris, will lecture on“Constantinople Byzantine” on Wed¬nesday, April 20th, at 4:30 p. m. inClassics 10. The lecture will be giv¬en in French and will be illustrated.Professor Diehl is Professor of By¬zantine History in the University ofParis, and is regarded as the great¬est living scholar of Byzantine his¬tory, on which subject he has writ¬ten a numbers of books. He is amember of The Academy of Inscrip¬tion, and one of the foreign mem¬bers of the American Medieval Acad¬emy. W. A. A. DELEGATESSELECT STAND FORITHACA CONVENTIONThat intercollegiate competitionfor women should be tolerated, butnot encouraged, and that it might begood for small schools, but not forlarge ones, is the opinion of the lo¬cal W. A. A. to be conveyed to theA. C. A. C. W. convention on April21-24 at Jthaca, New York.This decision was reached at theclose of an open forum meeting ofW. A. A. last Thursday. Other ques¬tions which came up for discussionconcerned national standards, awardsand training rules. Chicago womenfavor national standards of awards,and national pins with a proviso thatthey be good looking. They alsomaintain that it is impossible forwomen to be obliged to keep train¬ing rules.Oswald G. VillardOught to Knowabout the colleite daily in national af¬fairs, for he has won recognition andfame around the world as journalistcritic of his own field. Villard, thejrrandson of William Lloyd Garrison,the abolitionist, wrote his way throughHarvard and to the editorship of theSan Francisco Evening Post, and isnow editor and owner of The Nation.“Sometimes," writes Villard of hisAlma Mater's publicised humor maga¬zine, “it seems to me that the editorsof The Lampoon were almost entitledto thanks for their gross lapses be¬cause they thereby gave PresidentLowell the opportunity to dwell uponthe sound American doctrine thatlicense on occasion is the inevitableprice which we must pay for liberty.”If there is any man alive who konwsthe “low-down" on the stuff we readand throw away, it is Oswald GarrisonVillard. He has done us a piece forthe Celebrities’ Number, out May 19,and titled it, “The College Daily inNational Affairs."The Daily Maroon Honor Memory ofIda Noyes TonightIn honor of Mrs. Ida Noyes’ birth¬day, the Auxiliary of Ida Noyes hall,will give a dinner tonight at 6 in thesun parlor of the hall. Miss Eliza¬beth Wallace, guest of honor, willgive personal reminiscences of Mrs.Noyes.Miss Agnes Prentice will presidein the abence of Mrs. George Good-speed, hostess of the hall. Plans to make the University acenter of art comparable to the lead¬ing universities of the east will bediscussed by Professor Walter Sar¬gent, head of the Art department,before the Public School Art societyand the Conference of Club Presi¬dents, to be held Thursday at 11 inMandel hali.President Max Mason will open theprogram with an address of welcome.Professor Sargeant, in the mainspeech of the day will outline newpolicies to be followed in the Artdepartment whereby its resourcesmay be extended to new courses,especially in art appreciation. Shortdiscussions of various phases of artwill be given by members of the de¬partment: “Chinese Art” (illustrat¬ed), Professor Lucy Driscoll; Re¬naissance Art (illustrated), Mr. Ed¬ward Rothchild; Modern Art (illu¬strated), Professor Sargent; “Mean¬ing and Value of the Arts,” Profes¬sor Ernest H. Wilkins.Expect 800 WomenAn audience of 800 women, com¬posed of members of the two organ¬izations, is expected. The PublicSchool Art society, organized at thetime of the World’s Fair, has beenplacing pictures of merit in theChicago schools, and promoting abetter understanding of art. TheConference of Club Presidents iscomposed of 1300 presidents andchairmen of program committees ofclubs in Illinois and neighboringstates.The program of the day includes acafeteria luncheon at 1 in Ida Noyeshall and Hutchinson commons, Loursof the campus conducted by students,and a tea at 3 in Ida Noyes hall, withPresident and Mrs. Max Mason, andmembers of the Art department inthe receiving line.Vogt Lectures OnStructure of NewUniversity Chapel“The Structural Character of theUniversity Chapel” will be the sub¬ject of a lecture by the ReverendVon Ogden Vogt, president of theRenaissance society, tonight at 8 inthe theater of Ida Noyes hall. Thelecture will connect the Universitychapel, now in the process of con¬struction, with certain historic pro¬totypes in Europe and with othercurrent work and will be illustratedby a model of the chapel, plans andthe complete design.This is the second of a series ofillustrated lectures given under theauspices of the Renaissance ociety,on the architecture and sculpturaldecorations of the new chapel.C. AND A. STUDENTSPICK NEW LEADERSStudents enrolled in the Schoolof Commerce and Administration,will vote today at the CommerceBuilding for the eight new membersto be elected to the Council.As Ferns Grow, ‘Happy Hooligan*Becomes Only Green-Faced Man“Happy Hooligan,” the pet of thegardeners of the University greenhouses, is the only green-faced manin captivity.Mr. Hooligan arrived at the greenhouse two months ago, in the formof an ordinary clay head of a ratherreddish color. His features resembledthose of an ordinary man except thathis eyes were deeply circled and hewore a tiny hat perched on the left((h side of his head.Fern spores were sprinkled overHappy two months ago. In a fewweeks they germinated and havestarted to grow so that Happy nowhas a complexion the color of brightgrass.In another month when Happy’sbeard is long, he will be sent to Pro¬fessor Charles J. Chamberlain ofthe Btonv department.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1927(Etje iaily iUarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVERSITY OP CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:*3.90 per year: by mail. 11.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Qimola, March IS.tSOO. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Westers Conference Press AssociationWalter G. WilliamsonMilton H. Kreines . . .John P. HoweRuth G. Daniel The StaffManaging EditorBusiness Manager. . . .Chairman of the Editorial BoardWomen's Editor•EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT iLeo Stone ..George Cruskin10m Stephenson __ Sports Editor 1George JonesGeorge L KoehnAi WiddifieldMadge Child-Roselle F. MossBetty McGeeRobert SternVictor Roterns...Leonard Bridges .Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports EditorB. J. GreenMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern....Margaret Dean -Day EditorHarriet HarrisEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris— Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer .... Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorHubart Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt t Classified Adv. Mgr.Joseph Klitnzer. -..National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher — Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein — Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophsassri AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE CELEBRITIESTHE DAILY MAROON has undertaken to collect, in one special* edition, the attitude towards colleges and collegians ofa score of leaders representing most of the prominent spheres ofpost-graduate activity. Some of these men made Phi Beta Kappaand the senior honor societies when they where in college andsome did not. Some never went to college. But they’re all inter¬esting and all celebrities.You may have observed the little notices that have been ap¬pearing on the front page of the paper dealing with these menand their work. If you have, you know this edition will be inter¬esting and important—in the Maroon’s history at least. If youhaven’t seen these notices take our word for its quality and spenda nickel. We think we’re entitled to any profit which may, by someslight chance, accrue from this edition. *Maroon special editions are rare, and we think their rarityjustified by the quality of the features we do produce when theoccasion demands. And remember, we’re always controlled bythe co-operation we receive from the student body, the great massof students in this great school. Improvements can always betraced to readers ultimately. So if you think the Celebrities Num¬ber really worth while, feel flattered. If you don’t approve kickyourself first, and then go around booting all the other undergrad¬uates you meet.MAILTHAT potential post office bothering us again. For the last* three months we have dug deeper and deeper into the postoffice situation until we are convinced that a post office not only■would be justified in these parts but is expedient, convenient andimperative.Not a murmur or a whimper from a higher up in a higherup connection has awarded the efforts of our time-worn andweather-beaten typewriter. We should feel genuinely gratified ifwe could hear only a “those college kids is nuts clean through.”But they scorn us.Meanwhile let us paint the dark and dismal scenes which arepermitted to continue this gross injustice to humanity. It is awarm day or a cold day. A heavily burdened youth crawls down57th Street towards Woodworth’s bookstore. He stops at Wood-lawn Avenue to rest. He is tired, perspiring, or his gloveless fin¬gers are frozen. He picks up his bundle and trudges onward,dropping dead before the very door of the bookstore.This is the result of tyranny, ladies and gentlemen. This iswhat happens when democratic, free people are oppressed. MayGod have mercy on us and may America always be first—but Stock Brings Best Program andLast of Season To Mandel TodayBy Alfred V. FrankenxteinThis afternoon’s concert at Man-del hall will bring to performancethe best program of the season, and«ne of the best programs the Chi¬cago Symphony orchestra has everplayed here. It begins with the pre¬lude to “Guntram,” a mystical, re¬ligious opera written in 1893 byRichard Strauss, and rarely playedsince. This will be followed by oneof the noblest monuments in sym¬phonic literature, the symphony ofErnest Chausson.Ernest Chausson, (1855-99) was adisciple of Cesar Franck (1822-90)who, with Hector Berlioz, (1803-69)*may be regarded as the two most im¬portant composers in the history ofFrance. Franck and Berlioz standat opposite poles. The older manwas one of the great, stormy roman¬tics, a lover of immense, dramaticeffects. He is generally regarded asthe founder of the tradition of liter¬ary, story-telling music which laterassumed such important proportions.Franck represents the puremusician, dealing only in sound, andthe abstract emotions conveyed insound. Although he did make exper¬iment in musical story-telling, it isby his purely musical works, andparticularly his great symphony,that he is remembered. The sym¬phony of Chausson resembles close¬ly that of Franck, and is equal to itin every respect save that of popular¬ity.Third on the bill is a late exampleof the romantic tradition, the suite“Through the Looking Glass” byDeems Taylor, the New York com¬poser whose opera, “The King’sHenchman” was recently producedwith immense success. Each of themovements of “Through the LookingGlass” has appended to it a literarydescription, as follows:1. A—Dedication:An attempt to render in sound thegraceful dedication to Alice to befound in Lewis Carroll’s book,“Through the Looking Glass” onwhich the suite is based.1. B—The Garden of Live Flowers:“Shortly after Alice came to thelooking-glass country she came toa lovely garden in which the flowerswere talking—in the words of theTiger-Lily, “As well as you can, anda great deal louder.” The music,therefore, reflects the brisk chatterof the swaying, bright colored,denizens of the garden.”2. Jabberwocky:This is based on the famous poemin Carroll’s book beginning:“ ’Twas brillig, and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe.”The music begins iangorously, theslithy toves gyring and gimbling,when suddenly the approach of themonstrous Jabberwock is heard. Thehero with his “vorpal sword” alsoapproaches. They fight, and the Jab¬berwock “dies a lingering and con¬vulsive death” in the bassoons. Thehero rejoices—“0 frabjous day!Callooh! Callay!” After the excite¬ment has died down the slithy tovesonce more gyre and gimble in thewabe.3. Looking-Glass Insects:Here are described the bee-ele¬phant, the rocking-horse, fly, thebread-and-butter fly, and other in¬sects of the kind.4. The White Knight:“He was a toy Don Quixote, mild,chivalrous, ridiculous, and rathertouching. He carried a mouse-trapon his saddle-bow, because, if theydo come, I don’t choose to have themrunning about. He couldn’t ride verywell, but he was a gentle soul, withgood intentions. There are twothemes; the first, a sort of in-$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.. i tTel. H. P. 0980WE DO REPAIRING strumental prance, being the knight’sown conception of himself as aslashing, dare-devil fellow. The sec¬ond is bland, mellifluous, a littlesentimental—much more like theknight as he really was. The firstthemese stars off bravely, but fallsout of the saddle before very long,and has to give way to the second.The two alternate, in various guisesuntil the end, when the knight ridesoff, with Alice waving her handker¬chief—he thought it would encouragehim if she did.”The concert is scheduled to closewith the compelling and tragic finaleto Wagner’s “Dusk of the Gods.”CLASSIFIED ADSLOST—A Daily Maroon Pin. Re¬turn to koselle Moss, Daily Maroonoffice.SPECIAL FOR SALE—Real op-portunity. Homey 6-room apt. Rentpaid to May 1. Income of 3 roomspays rent. Immediate possession.Rent $77.50. October lease. Furni¬ture reasonable. Newly decorated.5491 University Avenue.hold goods. Three radio sets andsupplies. Very reasonable for im¬mediate sale. Dorchester 9774.FOR RENT—A beautiful 6-roomapartment. Outside rooms. All mod¬ern conveniences, private porches,adjoining campus. 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It’s designed to sell at $1.25 to $1.50 andcan be bought for one dollar only while this introductory stock lasts.On sale atUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 395 Broadway, New York CityMaroon nine t<^open seasonagainst Ohio State. mtS Playground ball games rollinto second week.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1927INDUSTRIAL NINES BATTLE CRISLER TEAM DURING WEEKNINE TRACKSTERSFORM LOCAL TEAMAT RELAY GAMES Fielding Honors Shared By FourRegulars; Priess Leads BattersStagg Take* Star* To MeetNation's Best AtOhioOne hundred and eight ounces oftrack trousers, shirts and what-nots,accompanied by nine of the best ofthis season’s Maroon track aces willentrain for Columbus, Ohio, Fridaynight. There they will take part inthe festivities at the first of the out¬door season’s enormous crop of relaymeets on Saturday to try for Chi¬cago honors at the far-famed OhioRelays.Send* Full TeamChicago honors at the said relaysare generally thought to be a bit too-long overdue and so it is that CoachStagg is sending all of his men toColumbus and none to the Kansas re¬lays which happen to fall on thesame date. Add to this the fact thatOhio is one of ten playmates in theConference and another reason ap¬pears. ^A five mile relay team, composedof men to be chosen today at 11:15,Burg in the high-jump, Cody in thesprints and the high jump, and Kleinand Olwin in the weights, are themen who have been entered as theChicago contingent. Among the con¬testants for the coveted places on thefive man—five mile relay team areDugan, Hegovic, Burke, Jackson,Hitz, Gist, Coles, Dystrup, Berndtsonand Penerd.Vie With EasternersIn spite of the fact that no scoresare kept, the Ohio games alwaysdraw men who compete in the keen¬est possible manner and the presenceof athletes from the east as well asthe west always assures the break¬ing of a record or two. At least ten(Continued in column 5)mOietesrshereTuesday, April 19Tax) hundred menshould turn ourjtf&FirstNatianalftctures<jdbg&Humor SetterTests ..,Make-Up ArnsxQmb^lMansndDRpCICtViLLPlCKTen menCollgeHumOr Following is the individual stand¬ings of the Maroon ball team to date.Macklind, Hoerger, Gordon andDrabansky are tied for the lead infielding among the members of the regular nine, each one of the quartethaving tus far handled every chancewithout a miscue. This includes thethree southern and the two industrialgames:G A B H BA R S B FAPriess 1 1 1 1000 0 0 1000Macklind 5 21 10 477 4 1 1000Anderson 5 19 * 9 476 6 5 960Hoerger 3 12 5 417 1 0 1000Gordon 4 14 5 357 3 2 1000McConnell 5 23 8 348 6 1 886Drabansky 2 6 2 333 0 0 1000Price 5 19 6 316 3 6 957Brignall 5 19 5 268 6 4 867Wrhcfor K 20 5 250 2 0 917McConnell Led On TripThe six hardest hitters of the Ma¬roon baseball nine on the SouthernTrip clouted the pill for a grandaverage of 325 according to recordskept by Fritz Crisler. Heading thelist is Captain Bo McConnell withan average of 428 accumulated in 3games. Hoerger is close behind with417 in the same number of contests.Gordon rang up 333 in 2 encountersbeing followed by Macklind with308, Price with 266 and Andersonwith a fine 200. •PLAYGROUND BALLIN SECOND WEEKSixteen I-M Team* ResumeCompetition TodayThe Intramural playground balltournament opens its second weekof competition today. In spite ofsome poor weather the teams showedreal class last week and today’sgames should be even better. Today’spairings:3:00—Lambda Chi vs. Alpha Sigs.Betas vs. Psi U.Chi Psi vs. Phi Psi.4:30—Phi Sigs vs. Delta Sigs.Phi Kaps vs. Delta Chi.Alpha Delts vs. A. T. O.Dekes vs. Pi Lambs. SEVEN MEETS LISTEDFOR MAROON THINLYCLADS; ALL AWAYROCKNE CUTS GRIDTEAM TO MERE 150Coach Knute K. Rockne of NotreDame has cut his spring footballsquad to a mere 150 men, a numberthat turns every Big Ten coach greenwith envy. This is just one more April 23—Ohio Relays at Colum¬bus.April 29 and 30—Drake Relays atDes Moines;Penn Relays at Philadelphia.May 7—Purdue Dual meet at La¬fayette.May 14—Quadrangler Meet atEvanston.May 21—Minnesota Dual Meet atMinneapolis.May 27 and 28—Conference TrackMeet at Madison.June 3 and 4—National Interscho¬lastic Track Meet at Grant Park.June 10 and 11—National Collegi¬ate Meet at Soldiers Field in GrantPark Stadium. >The track schedule this year showsthat no meets will be held in StaggField because of the fact that theeast stand will not be removed untilafter the next football season. Allof the really important meets will beheld in the Grant Park stadium.The removal of the QuadrangularMeet from Madison to Evanstoncaused somewhat of a surprise. Thiscontest was first scheduled to beheld at Chicago and then changedto the Badger chool. The track pro¬gram ends with the National Collegi¬ate Meet to take place on June 10and 11 in the Grant Park stadium.proof of Notre Dame’s interest infootball.Rockne divides his candidates intosmaller squads which play practicegames with each other. He nameseach squad after one of the teamwhich the Irish play next fall.SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive Rates McGinnis Jumps atKansas, Burg at OhioAlthough a good old three-cor¬nered-deal between Burg of Chi¬cago, Anson of Ohio, and McGin-is of Wisconsin was expected inthe high jump at the Ohio Relays,first place chances for Burg wererendered considerably less hazard¬ous yesterday by the announce¬ment that McGinnis will do hisjumping at the Kansas Relayswhich fall on the same date.FROSH NET TEAMIS FLASHY OUTFITEight Local Prep Stars FormNucleusWith one of the flashiest groupsof Freshmen that has entered theUniversity in recent years as a foun¬dation, Dr. Reed has begun prepara¬tions for the ensuing Freshman tour¬nament and if present showings areany indication the present bunch offledgling players are going to causethe Varsity players of other Big Tenschools a lot of trouble in a year ortwo.List MainstaysBudd, Callohan and Allison ofHyde Park; Sheldon of New Trier;as well as Nelson, McDowell, Curlus,and Heimbach will be the mainstaysof the squad. Hollahan of U. Highfame has not been out yet, as heis cavorting around at third baseon the Frosh baseball team. As mid-season approaches, new stars may beuncovered, who have not lived in Il¬linois and are for that reason un¬known in Chicago.Order Your Ticket Now!Anticipating a crowd that willshatter all attendance records fortrack and field meets here, the Ath¬letic Department of the Universityof Wisconsin announced that 10,000reserved seats for the Twenty-sev¬enth Annual Western ConferenceTrack and Field Championships willbe placed on sale for mail order,May 1st.HAT a wonderful vel¬vety creaminessl” That’swhat people say of Nestle’slPure milk with every bit of itscream goes into Nestie’s un¬til it is richest in cream of all.5c & 10c—plain or almondNESTLEsMILK CHOCOLATEUNIVERSITY LUNCH5 a 06 Ellis AveTry Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SoecialtyMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110 PLAY STRONG BANK TEAM TODAY INFIRST OF PRACTICE SERIES; OHIOSTATE HERE SATURDAY FOR OPENERRain Cancels Game With Boilermakers Who Start BigTen Race Tomorrow In Tilt WithMichigan OutfitBy Vic RoterusThe Big Ten baseball season, whichshould have begun Saturday withPurdue playing the Maroons on theGreenwood lot, will begin tomorrowinstead, with Michigan playing onPurdue’s diamond. Chicago will haveto wait until Saturday for their firstconference competition—Ohio Statecoming here on that davMeanwhile Coach Crisler has ar¬ranged several parties for his base¬ball mad gang. This evening roundabout 4:30 the Illinois Merchantsball nine will exchange hello with theMaroons on the Greenwood field.Then the Royal Insurance team hasbeen booked for a game on Thurs¬day. Crisler will probably use all of(Continued from column 1)eastern nominations are expected thisyear.The Ohio carnival is apt, as in pastyears, to turn into another greatMichigan State-Notre Darile sprintrelay battle for Alderman andGrim of the Wolverines will be onhand to take on the everlastingly ex¬cellent Notre Dame lads. Hester ofMichigan, Pfeffer of Indiana andKriss of Ohio State, all will contrib¬ute their best however and every oneof the sprints will be close. The hur¬dles also will have their own flock oftop-notch entrants, with Irwin andPowers of Ohio State just aboutscheduled to win points for the Buck¬eyes.Wildcats Best In WeightsNorthwestern, with Lewis, Kars-ten, and Dart in the weights will un¬doubtedly have the strongest aggre¬gation in that field and the Tri¬athlon will be the goal of at leastone of them. Cornell however hasentered Anderson and Wright in thethree-way event and thus complica¬tions are sure to arise.The full entry lists at the BuckeyeCarnival have not as yet been fullydisclosed but from the pre-battledope in the rest of the events, Wis¬consin sho’ilu be the one mile fav¬orite over Michigan.63CD AND BLACK<&\bfaAUYL<SiUVCU&VAUDEVILLE.AND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayPAIU.AINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30cJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.1,1 ;AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason-’ ’ \ able prices.' * ^1449 E. 57th STREET his pitching staff tonight in order tofind out who will start against OhioSaturday. The pitching staff, sinceMarks went the way of all good men,is Macklind, Ward, Zimmerman andKaplan—all inexperienced, but am¬bitious.A Busy WeekThe week will be a rather busyone for conference baseball. AfterMichigan opens with Purdue Wednes¬day, Ohio State stops off at Bloom¬ington Friday to play Indiana beforethey come here. On Saturday Illinoisplays at Purdue, Iowa at Wisconsin,and Northwestern at Michigan, sothat, one might say, the race was on.Minnesota, up where the seasons aretwo (July and Winter), will not be¬gin the pastime until April 30 whenthey with their new coach PotsyClark, will run over to Columbus.From the way Michigan has beencleaning house down south againstclassy stuff like Mississippi andGeorgia it appears as if Ray Fisherhas got another conference championteam under his charge. Ever sinceMichigan has asserted itself in con¬ference athletics, the wildest hopethat coaches of other schools have isto win second place in the sport.So Do IUiniIllinois, however, has a fairly goodchance of stopping the MichiganMenace which, this year, has alreadyswept on to the football, basketball,swimming and what other champion¬ships. The veteran battery of Stew¬art and Kusinski should win a num¬ber of games this spring and Finn,shortstop, has been clouting the ballin most satisfactory manner on thesouthern trip. But, judging from per¬formance, tradition and strength onpaper, Michigan is pretty much of acinch bet.ONE-ARMED PITCHERSTARS AT MISSOURIThe University of Missouri base¬ball team boasts a unique pitchingstar. He is Henry Feldcamp, whowon 14 out of 15 games his last twoyears in high school.. Despite hishandicap of having but one armFeldcamp is considered an excellentMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-Peopla os At Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.Official CollegeFBATERNITYcJewelryBadges-Rings-NoveltiesWARREN PIPER &CO.31 N. STATE ST.* •.CRNST-ROOttV•5609• HfiRPERAVE-• PHONE • WDE>PflFtV8262-•flKnsr-ffloroeRflfrmPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 19, 1927IT IS SPRINGWere I to choose,I’d wish soft waters willow woven,Swaying toward a shoreDappled with shadows from a silveredmoon;I’d want her silken sheenTo drench each tree,And play upon the waters in aburstOf noiseless melody.And then throughout the night.I’d want to lie against the grassAnd watch the moon fall slowly tothe earth,Till at last,A beam of brilliant light would spraythe skyAnd bathe us in its beauty,You and I.—Wormley VeepingsTHE owners of the Frolics cabarethave been kidnapped, and are beingheld for raTisom. The papers saythat “Egan’s Rats” came here fromSt. Lou's to do it. But we know thering-leaders—they are a crew of theboys with Saturday night memorieswho are trying to get even!Nice Weather We’re HavingTurk:Now that you are engaged in thesearch for a new columnist for nextyear it seems that your Whistle mot¬to is let GeoG do it.—MupasDAILY BULLETIN(After last Friday’s Whistle, con¬taining a confession of the bestowalof my attentions upon a certainsomeone, I received numerous re¬quests as to the identiy of the fas¬cinating creature. In order to keepup with our policy of “First Withthe Latest To Whistle Readers” thiscolumn will daily print excerptsfrom my diary—reporting the flur¬ries and heart-throbs of my affair).April 16—The other evening Iwas invited to her house for supperand during the course of the meal Inoticed that she frequently allowedboth of her elbows to rest on thetable. When I corrected her she re¬moved one of the offending elbows,leaving the other in its place. . . Didthis mean anything? 0, diary, didshe thus mean to show me that whilethere was a chance for my humbleheart in the heaven-like serenity ofher favor, still she did not want toallow me too much at the first sup¬per? Is that the reason that she onlyremoved one elbow from the table?Or was it because her other elbowwas engaged in covering up a holein the table cloth? After supper wewent walking on Fifty-third Street. .The moon was almost as beautiful asshe.. . Afterwards we brought ice¬cream back for the folks at homeand she ate my portion. .0 diary, shehas already begun to take an inter¬est in my health. 0, lucky ice cream,to have been crushed between herpearl-white teethj—GeoGsiciansYour whole orchestra cantravel cheaper and keepmore engagements withless lost time by rentingSaunders System cars. Goand come when you please.No waits—no delays. 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