Juniors votefor members ofthe Honor Com¬mission in chapeltoday. )t Bail? jHaroon Friars send outanother call forchorus men to¬day.Vol. 27 No. 104 UNIVERSITY DF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1927WHAT of IT?yBOWSE HORGENSTEt^O-ho! the black earth drinks, indeed,And the trees, they drink also,E'en from the earth; and the jollyold seaIs a drunkard of air. 0-ho\Apollo quenches hi# thirst from thesea,And the gentle moon from the sunSo why, my fellows, quarrel at me,When like all the rest I have done?—From the Greek“What,” asked the fellow withwhom I was strolling down the streetthe other evening, “about the Drink¬ing Question?” (The capitals thereare my own idea; when we have aquestion, it might as well be aQuestion, you understand.) “Why,’'I replied, “this astounds me. Youthink there is a Drinking Questionhere at Chicago?” He pointed omin-(ously to a bottle glistening in themoonlight on a fraternity house lawnas we passed by. “It might be acod-liver oil bottle,” I observed.“Yes,” said he, “it might, but itain’t.’ But, oddly enough, he waswrong. I strode over to the bottle,and it WAS a cod-liver bottle. Myfriend look vexed. “Things ain’talways what they seem,” he mut¬tered, obviously misquoting. SPONSOR ESSAYCOMPETITION FORCELEBRITY ISSUETwo Student ManuscriptsPrinted with ContribsOf Notables Psych Lab’s Third Floor SuffersThrough Fire of Mysterious OriginOpportunity to find one’s namelisted among the leaders in Amer¬ican life and letters Is presented inan essay contest sponsored by TheDaily Maroon.Manuscripts are limited to 1000words and the deadlipe is set forMay 10, when two manuscripts wiilbe selected for publication in theCelebrities’ Number of The DailyMaroon.Writer* NotedTwenty-one internationally rec¬ognized leaders in arts, literature,and sciences have accepted TheDaily Maroon’s invitation to writeon college and its relationship totheir various fields. This groupnumbers among its names prominentnovelists, poets, feature writers, ac¬tors, journalists, philosophers, pro¬ducers, critics, biographers, artists,attorneys, and leaders in civil life. A fire of unknown origin lastnight destroyed the three back roomsin the third floor of the Psycho¬logical Laboratory with a resultingdamage unestimated as yet. The firewhich started about 6:45, had gain¬ed a good headway before the fire-engines arrived, but it was fullyextinguished by 7:30.Firemen and policemen on thescene advanced thetheory thatt heconflagration was probably due to defective wiring as no other evidenceof a cause could be discovered. Thefire was fortunately brought undercontrol before it had spread beyondthe three back rooms, and, as far ascould be ascertained, the damagewill not amount to a great deal.The building is located on Ellisavenue between 57th and 58thstreets and contains, besides classrooms, a valuable library which es¬caped damage.“BOOK TO EVERYSENIOIT-SLOGANCap and Gown Hopes ToReach All Grads“A book to every Senior,” is thenew slogan of the Cap and Gown asannounced for the first time yester¬day.In previous years less than onethird of the graduating Seniors havebought year books, the circulation de¬partment stated, and it is now theTheir manuscripts have been written ) aim of the department and of theexclusively and especially for the j entjre staff to carry out the newI do not share the gloominess ofmy companion in this matter. Nat*urally there is liquor at the dear oldCity Grey, but I deny that there isany Liquor Question. Indeed, thedays buzz by agreeably, and nobodypays any attention at all to what isinside of such glass containers asmay be discovered in our little utopiaon the banks of the Midway—or,conversely, what isn’t inside them.The whole thing comes down to thefact that when nobody bothers aboutgetting up a Drinking Question,there isn't any. It is like the situa¬tion that prevails at Yale, where afar-seeing alumnus once presentedthe Sheffield Scientific School witha group of buildings on conditionthat no one should ever be tossedout of Sheff as a drunkard. That,perhaps, is why so many Yale menstagger the streets with impunity.* * *Now, the end of all this is thatthe University, wise in a good manyways, is wise once more in this one.At some places within my acquaint¬ance the smell of a cork is sniffedall over the county, the hounds aregot out. and a possee immediatelystarts to run down somebody, itdoesn’t much matter who. One of myfriends, home from Illinois for good(having got onto the place just aboutthe same time it got onto him,)tells me eerie tales of harmless im¬bibers being trailed all over theTwin Cities by espionage men inthe service of The Great Educator,Dean Thomas Arkle Clark, who isever ready to weed out any of theTen Thousand who are suspected oftrying to make the seed of educa¬tion sprout a little faster by water¬ing it now and then with a few dropsfrom the figurative sprinkling-can.The sleuths did their trailing in or¬der to help the Demoniac Dean in hisgreat work, and the trailed were hardput to it to evade getting caught.Sometimes, by putting on falsewhiskers, popping into dark alleys,and jumping off the porches of de¬serted houses, the boys and theiraroma got safely away; other timesthey faced the relentless Dean andhis card-indexed evidence the nextmorning and were subsequently dis¬covered hitting the high road forhome.* * *So I point out once more the tol¬erance and the wisdom of alma ma¬ter, “her breadth of charity,” orhowever the song we pipe inchapel puts it. If (this is entirelyhypothetical) the boys must havetheir drop, they may have it, andthat’s all there is to it Celebrities’ Number of The DailyMaroon a sixty page magazine to be1 on the newsstands May 19 in mid-western universities and larger citiesthroughout the country.During the next month the namesof the contributors to the Celebrities’Number will be revealed, one eachday, on the first page of The DailyMaroon.GERTRUDE DUDLEY,P. C. HEAD, SAILSFOR LONDON VISIT• Miss Gertrude Dudley, assotiateprofessor and head of the departmentof Physical Cultuer for women, leftyesterday for New York, from wherashe will sail for London, Saturday,on the S. S. Olympia.Miss Dudley, who is taking a sixweeks’ leave of absence will spendmost of her time with a friend inLondon. She will resume her dutieswhen she returns to campus on June6.Retiring and present members ofthe W. A. A. board entertained MissDudley at a farewell dinner Fridayevening in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes. slogan.Partial payments of $1 have inmany cases not been completed asthey should have been by*the end oflast quarter, but a week’s leeway hasbeen granted to those who failed topay the balance. If the remaining$3.50 is not paid by the end ofthis week the initial payment will beforfeited.Only two weeks remain in whichto buy the book for $4.50. At theend of that time the price will be¬come $5. They may be purchasedfrom campus saleswomen at the Rey¬nolds club and at Ida Noyes. Place Cases OfFossil Exhibit inOrder of ChangeThe collection of fossils* of lifeforms of prehistoric invertebrates inWalker Museum are being arrangedin cases according to a plan formulat¬ed several years ago by Dr. StuartHeller, director of the museum andDr. Arthur W. Slocum, assistant cur¬ator.■As new show cases are received thecollection is re-cased and re-arranged.The cases in the east half of theroom have already been placed ac¬cording to the plan, iThe very earliest curios of theperiod before man’s appearance onearth are shown here. The exhibitsillustrate the graduate change in thelife forms upon the earth. The caseshave been re-arranged in order togive the studen a well catalogued fieldto work in and casual visitor a clearvision of the evolution of these formsaccording to Dr. Slocum. Chorus Men Shy—Hide From FriarsScarcity of chorus applicants atthe first tryouts for the annualBlackfriars’ show brings out a callfor more to fill the places stillvacant. Applicants will meet inReynolds at 2:30 today. The mem¬bership of the chorus is not re¬stricted solely to members of thespecial dancing class instituted bythe Blackfriars, anyone may com¬pete for the many positions in thismsemble. CLOSE LISTS ATONE HUNDRED INMOVIE TRY-OUTSCameramen Like AthletesBut Say There IsChance For AllNEWS EDITOR TOTALK TOMORROWHenry J. Smith To Tell ofFamous JournalistsCouncil Votes DownFrosh-Soph Prom,Plans Class Party REGISTER NOW FORNEXT YEAR UNDERNEW ADVISOR PLAN “Genius on Newspaper Row,” thestory of how Mark Twain, RudyardKipling, Edgar Allen Poe, CarlSandburg, George Ade, and othereminent men of letters have pausedat “the row” on their way to fame,will be discussed by Henry JustinSmith, managing editor of the Chi¬cago Daily News, in his lecturesponsored by the William VaughnMoody Association tomorrow at 8:15in Harper M 11.Mi*. Smith is a graduate of theUniversity and was formerly assist¬ant to the president, in charge ofpublic relations. He is the author ofa new book entitled “InnocentsAloft,” to be published soon, and isalready the well known author of“Josslyn,” “Deadlines,” and otherworks.In his lecture, Mr. Smith willtouch upon the relation of literatureto the newspaper and the problem ofgenius adjusting itself to the mec¬hanisms of journalism.Tickets may be obtained free ofcharge at the president’s office. *CONDUCT ART CLUBMEMBERS ON TOUROF TAFTS STUDIOMembers of the Art club and stu¬dents who are interested will tourLorado Taft’s studio at 6061 Ellisavenue Saturday Afternoon. An ar¬tist at the studio will accompanythe group through the variousrooms explaining the processes inmaking a statue by demonstrations.Casts of famous statues whichMr. Taft purchased in Europe lastyear will also be displayed. Thetour has been especially arrangedfor those students who were unableto visit the work shop last fall. Per¬sons wishing to attend may meet at3 at the studio. The Freshman-Sophomore Promwas voted down yesterday at a meet¬ing of the Freshman council. What,if anything, is to be substituted in itsplace was not decided, although plansfor everything from a class picnic toa class theater party were discussed.The meeting,which was the first ofthe quarter, had been intended orig¬inally to be a luncheon, but throughsome miscarriage of plans, the lunch¬eon did not show up. The next meet¬ing will be Tuesday, April 25 whenfinal arrangements will be carriedthrough concerning activities of theFreshman class during the rest of theyear.Dr. Tufts ReturnsAfter Trip South Each student who expects to bein residence next year must have atentative registration blank filledout this quarter. These blanks willbe used and must be shown by thestudents each quarter hereafter,when he registers and when he se¬cures his class tickets.Freshmen should go to the Dean’soffice at’ once for appointments.Sophomores should report on April18 or within three days thereafter.Juniors and seniors should reporton April 25 or within three daysthereafter.NEW GRAD FACULTYINTRODUCED TONIGHTAT SOCIAL MEETINGProfessor James H. Tufts of thedepartment of Philosophy, returnedto campus yesterday from Biloxi,Mississippi, where he spent severalweeks of rest and recuperation afterhis illness of last quarter.Professor Tufts will resume hiscourses in Aesthetics and The Evolu¬tion of Morality, which Dr. Edwai-dS. Ames and Professor T. V. Smith,respectively, have been teaching inhis absence.Hey Chester! It’s All Off, WomenDecree Men Can’t Wear Step-InsTo wear ’em or not to wear ’em?Step-ins for men should be taboo,according to Esther Mintz, who yes¬terday delivered an address on thesubject to the public speaking classin the Reynolds club theatre. News¬paper reports that they are the latestthing in London inspired her talk.“Step-ins are not conducive tohealth, comfort or warmth,” she con¬ tinued, “and they* should not beworn by men. They are too ef¬feminate.”Declaring that she did not believein a double standard for men andwomen except in the case of cloth¬ing, Miss Mintz launched into a de¬fence of woman suffrage, which wasonly halted by the instructor. “Stayon your step-ins,” he advised, “Don’tget into politics.” Members of the faculty of theGraduate School of Social Sciencewho have recently come to the Uni¬versity will be introduced at a socialmeeting of the Social Service Clubtoday at 7:30 in the library of theGraduate club house. The guestswill be Dr. Jesse F. Steiner, Dr. Ar¬thur L. Beeley, Miss Charlotta Wells,assistant in Social Economy, CarterTaylor, surveyor of Field Training,and Harry L. Lurie, lecturer. Offic¬ers for the coming year will beelected. W. A. A. MembersPlan Policies ForAthletic ConventionPolicies to be supported at theA. C. A. C. W. convention to bP heldApril 21 to 24 at Ithaca, New York,will be discussed at the W. A. A.meeting, tomorrow at 4:30 in thegymnasium on the second floor ofIda Noyes hall.Results of the recent elections forBoard members of the organizationhave been reported. Women incharge of the various sports are, hik¬ing, Gudrun Egeberg; minor sports,Sylvia Sider; gymnasium, Analia Ne-mec; horseback riding, MariannaDean; house chairman, Louise Ma-jonnier; unorganized sports, HelenLamborn; rhythms, Polly Ames.Prof David SpeaksTo Romance Club By Charles AllenWhen the first hundred men havesigned their names in The DailyMaroon office for movie tryouts withNed Holmes there will be includedamong them, the ten who are event¬ually to be designated as the teneligible for screen tests, in the Col¬lege Humor-First National Picturesnation-wide search for college stars.Athletes stand the best chance forsuccess according to Holmes, who isrepresenting the two organizationshere, but others, who through someinherent faith in their own suscep¬tibility or adaptability to the lens,feel that they should have theirnames emblazoned in electric lightsacross the horizon, should placetheir John Henry’s on the list in theMaroon office immediately becauseonly the first century group will beconsidered.First Tests HereThe test being made on this cam¬pus is the opening gun in a series ofbroadside shots that are to be firedi into leading universities in theUnited States. The object of thenovel screen .tests is to replenishthe ranks of filmdom with collegetrained men, who t will be able toreplace men like Dick Barthelmess,Milton Sills, Harry Langdon, KenMaynard, Johnny Hines, LloydHughes, Ben Lyon, Jack Mulhall,Donald Reed, Larry Kent and otherfamous stars, who will eventuallysatisfy their pocketbooks or turnproducers or become old and bentand grow out of their college cutclothes.From the local tests, the organ¬ization wili go to Northwestern,then to Michigan, Ohio State andall through the East, Middle Westand Coast in search of filmablefaces. The tests will be made oneach campus in specially preparedstudios and the advance agents ofthe organizations will interview eachapplicant to determine his possibil¬ities as the star football player ofRah-Rah College in the picture en¬titled “Winning His Way on theGridiron.”12:30 CLASSES OUTFRIDAY BECAUSE OFALL-CAMPUS CHAPELFrank SwinnertonSays:“I know that Chicago is the mosthonest city in the world. I have beenthere, and I have tie proof.”Frank Swinnerton. Finnish novelistand premier among men of letters, hasseen us work and play. He likes ourcity, our football, our taxis.You’ll be interested in the light heflashes on us in his article written es¬pecially for the Celebrities Number ofThe Daily Maroon “Joseph Mery et Theophile Gau¬tier” will be the subject of a talkby Henri Charles David, associateprofessor of French Literature, at ameeting of the Romance club to beheld tonight at 8 in Cobb 315. Thelecture will be followed by a discus¬sion of research work in the Ro- An all-University Chapel servicewill be held Good Friday at 11:50 inJoseph Bond Chapel in place of theusual Divinity Chapel service. All12:30 classes have been dismissed.Special Good Friday music will beoffered by the University Choir. Her¬bert B. Workman, principal of West¬minster Training School of London,will give a brief, devotional address.Dr. Carl S. Patton, the UniversityChaplain, and Dean Shailer Mathewsdean of the Divinity School will alsotake part in the service.This is the customary Good Fridayservice but will be held for the firstmance department and a review ofthe latest French books and journals. ‘ time in Bond Chapel.Phi Psi Tubbing Party Ends Out OnRoof Where Frosh Strip to B. V.D. ’sIt took a long distance tubbing tothwart the threatened mutiny of acouple of Phi Psi freshmen last Mon¬day evening but once more the willof the upperclassmen rules supreme.Tom Trowbridge and Fred Sassresented the paddling and tubbingfestivities which a heated chaptermeeting had decreed for the Fresh¬man class. Rather than yield to thedisciplinary measures which theirpledge-brothers underwent the twodissenters escaped to the roof of the fraternity mansion a la Douglas Fair¬banks.It was only a short freedom, how¬ever, for the upperclassmen gave pur¬suit and by the aid of a high-pow¬ered fire hose administered the tub¬bing from a distance. Rather thanruin their new spring suits, the tworebels stripped to their B. V. D.’s andput on an added attraction for thethrong of thrill-seekers just return¬ing from the big fire at the Shore-land Hotel.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1927Srnlg UUurmutFOUNDED IN 1961rHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, dorlng the Autumn,«inter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:tt.flo per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each.Entered a* second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March 1&one uo.ier the act of March 3, 187$.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves ail rights of publication of any material.■•(•earing In this papertOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue* Htcpnonei; Editorial Ofhce, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 KingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing E-dkorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeo Stonejkorge Gruskintom Stephenson...George Jones...George L. KoehaA1 W iddi field..Madge ChildRoselle F. Moss.. Whistle EditorAssistantSports EditorNews Editor....Newa EditorNews Editor.-Junior Editor- Junior Editor Charles J. Harris— —Advertising ManagerMetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day Editord. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day Editoriieorge Morgens tern -.Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor Fred KretschmerRobert MasseyHubart LovewellRalph Stitt .Joseph KlitnzerRobert Fisher... -Robert KleinMyron FulrathJack McBradyWallace Nelson Circulation ManagerAuditorOffice ManagerClassified Adv. Mgr.National Adv. ManagerSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore Assistant-Sophomore AssistantREFORMING THE COLLEGES'T'HE UNIVERSITY ADMINISTRATION, and Dean Boucher-*• in particular, has come to a series of decisions about the un¬dergraduate curriculum which augur well for the future of theUniversity and for the welfare of its students. The reformationof the colleges into a more effective educational opportunity hasbeen under consideration by a faculty committee for over a year.The results of their work show that the committee has been com¬posed of men who are essentially practical in their approach tothe problem, who are aware of what the latest and the best edu¬cational practice is, who are careful and far-sighted organizersand who are courageous enough to lead the field ?n putting theirconvictions into operation. ./•The plan itself is distinctly an expression of the spirit whichcharacterizes the University of Chicago. It is an attempt to in¬fuse into the undergraduate schools the original, self-accelerating,adventuring spirit of the graduate schools.Freshmen who matriculate next fall will have the advantageof a really effective half-hour consultation with their deans. Bymeans of an expanded survey course system they will be enabledto get a broad view of the whole field of human knowledge. Theywill be taught by the best men in the University. During theirfirst two years they will get an orientation and a background in asmany deparments as they choose to survey. Then, in order thatthey will not be completely diffused, knowing a little of every¬thing and not much about anything, they will be required to de¬clare themselves members of some department in the same sensethat graduate students are members of some department. Theywill be encouraged to take the reins into their own hands.The Daily Maroon is convinced that the committee has rea¬soned scoundly.LAST CALL FOR THE CHORUS In BriefBy Dexter W. Master*The Sox lost and the Cubs wonwhich, was all the news worthy ofnote to Chicago yesterday. Add thatAlexander was the losing pitcherfor the Cardinals, that William HaleThompson occupied a box at theCubs’ park, that Webb of the C?ubsknocked a home run, and what needto continue?The Sox lost a tough game, any3-2 game is hard to lose. Clevelandmade two errors to Chicago’s none,but the Indians knew when, and whatto hit and they did just that. TheCubs had things their own way, win¬ning by a score of 10-1 from the hero of last year’s world's series.Honor the Cubs but don’t pity theSox. Yesterday’s game was only thefirst and there are 153 more to beplayed.Poor Daniel Healy was freed yes¬terday afternoon of any blame inthe killing of Vincent Drucci. Butif poor Daniel Healy finds life tohis liking, it is my humble conten¬tion that he could do better than tohaunt this city for the next fewyears. The mutters that went up inthe court room when the jurybrought in a verdict of “justifiablehomicide” do not seem propritiousfor poor Daniel Healy; Drucci isdead but several hundred of hisbrother gangsters are not and, thiswith an ominous tone, they don’tforget.'T'HAT peculiar apathy which often seizes the undergraduatestudent body and creates in it a spirit of listlessness thatforbids it to become interested in anything calling for the slight¬est modicum of labor, is with us again. And Blackfriars is suffer¬ing from its effects. For last week when chorus aspirants werecalled out, only twenty some men reported and most of that num¬ber had been in the Blackfriars’ dancing class throughout thewinter. Obviously, twenty some is not enough. But is the scarcitydue to that apathy or is it due to some ungrounded belief thatBlackfriars demands superhuman skill, that only men from thedancing class have the necessary prerequisites? Whatever it is,it’s all wrong.Blackfriars gives more remuneration, in actual enjoymentand honor, than almost any other campus activity. Blackfriarsdoes not insist on divine inspiration or Denishawnian grace, andwhile it cannot model the elaphantine individual into a perfectreplica of the chorus man, it can go half way. Blackfriars is agood activity; it has one of the best shows this year it has hadfor some years past. And right now it needs some good men. Have You a GoodDICTIONARY?See our Window DisplayWoodworth’s Book Store1311 East 57th St.Open EveningsYOU’RE probablyfed-up withfood advice. It’s abothersome barrage.But you actually canenjoy sensible eat¬ing by just makingone meal, anymeal, every day, ofShredded Wheat.Through thirty-five years of “Eat this andthat,” this pioneer whole wheat biscuit hascaptured ever-growing favor. Made of themost carefully selected wheat grains,shredded for.utmost digestibility and cookedcrisp clear through for appetite enchantmentthat’s the Shredded Wheat Story.New appetite appreciation, freedom fromdrugs and laxatives, better health everyday; Shredded Wheat can give all this —and make you like it. There’s another angle to this ease\of Healy and Drucci. WillieThompson assumes the robe ofmayor today and it’s poor policy tostart out on the mayoralty road withfriction between the police and thegangsters. But then the city has im¬plicit faith in the new mayor as arighteous disciple of law, order, andjustice. Or has it? PI DELTS PLEDGEPi Delta Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Rosemary Wiesehan of Chi¬cago.UNIVERSITY LUNCH:> U~> ..in jTry Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suev & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyOm*d J. 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Bowser & Company , Inc.Dependable Pumps and TanksFORT WAYNE, INDIANA, U-SATORONTO • LONDON • PARIS • BERLIN * SYDNEY/ItilSil 'ilrtt' i'" • ; . „ .41 . I .. II Hi • ‘ituriillr-‘«ii'rJAL•'AnmtJutM l Jr~Now the Greeks know theirI-M ratings. eS 5 43(pRj$la §o Dearth of good d ashmenlessens hopes of Maroon track-sters.THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 1927PHI GAM, CHI PSI, PHI SIG, MACS WIN I-M BALL GAMESbadgers windNORTHWARD SAT. Track Team Woefully Weak InDashes; Can’t Find Sprinters/Enjoying Most SuccessfulTour of South Stagg Gridders InSnappy ScrimmageMadison, Wis., April 6.—The Uni¬versity of Wisconsin baseball team,after a successful tour of one weekthrough Tennessee and Mississippiwill head northward on Saturdayevening after completing a two gameseries with the Mississippi Agricul¬tural College at Starksville. St. LouisUniversity will be engaged in a gameon,, Monday along the return route.The Badgers are enjoying the mostprofitable southern excursion in his¬tory, their showing against the south¬erners indicating that they will againbe contenders for the Big Ten title,bowman's boys took the opener ofthe trip from Union College 1 to 0,but were forced to accept a 4 to 4tie in their opening game with theUniversity of Mississippi. The gamewas called in the eleventh inning be¬cause of darkness.“Ole Miss” has always been one ofthe strongest nines in the south andwas favored to take two games fromthe invaders, but the Cards camethrough and copped the second tilt,(! to 2. The following day they wererained out at Clinton where theywere they scheduled with MississippiCollege.The pitching of the two sopho¬mores,. Ellerman and Thelander, isthe most encouraging phase of theearly games. Both youngsters havebeen most effective to date. Four teams of the grid candidatespaired off and were set against eachother in the first Maroon tryout ofthe new' pass rules last night. Theplay was fair and the Old Man look¬ed pleased, especially at the work ofthe freshman, who went through fastpaces.SportologyThe Sports We Play In the Spring,Tra-laSpring sports, along with the othersigns of spring, are once more uponus.PI DELTA PHI Even now, as I sit here caged tothe old Underwood, there’s golf andtennis and baseball and track andfootball all going on at the same timrin their respective corners of thecampus and the great outdoors. I’dlike to be out playing, or even watch¬ing, one of these sports myself onthis particular Spring afternoon andI probably will as soon as I getaround to it. (I-M Playground Ball).But in order to get around to itI must finisTi this column by sayingwhat I started out to say instead ofgetting personal (if I don’t stop soonthe printer won’t have enough I’sleft for “What of It?” I can bestdo this with the old phrase.1’i Delta Phi announces the pledg¬ing of Rosemary Wiesehan of Chi¬cago. “Oh, the sports that we play in thespring tra-la-la,Are the best sports of all—tra-la-la, tra-la-la.”DELTA SIGMADelta Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Carol Medberg, Bainbridge,N’ew York; Caroline Pierce, SheltonNebraska, and Dorothy Dix, CarolEvertz, Jean Laird, Helen Garberand Marguerite Vogel, all of Chi¬cago. Everyone has the same urge as I—to get out and play something—oris it golf? Anyway, this accountsfor the great popularity of the springsports over those of fall and winter.In the autumn and winter the greatmajority of sports followers are con¬tent to be onlookers, while alongabout this time of year they turn tothe actual participation in their fav¬orite pastimes. This causes an awak¬ening of the sports world and as arule the player will get interested not Gleason Best ProspectOf Those OutThe Maroon track team will beconspicuously weak in the dashevents this coming season. Therearen’t any really outstanding fastmen in the entire outfit and thatcondition will undoubtedly be a seri¬ous handicap to Coach Stagg’s thinlyclads.Apitz, who developed greatly inthe indoor season, is not in schoolthis quarter and leaves a gap inthe veterans who made up the in¬door track aggregation. McKinneywill not be able to compete thisspring and his absence will be great¬ly felt.Gleason BestGleason, who is ill at present, isexpected to be the outstanding man.Peanut Reed, Brand, Short, Arm¬strong, Smith, and Spence will alsobe entered in the speed events. Atthis early stage of the track season,however, little can be predicted andsome one might spring a pleasantsurprise and develop into a star.The team is working out daily at11 a. m. and at 12:15 p. m. It isgetting an edfrly start and should bein good condition by the time thefirst meet comes off.only in his “own game” but in the“other fellow’s game.” This has theaccumulative effect of bringing abouta healthy interest in spoi'ts in gen¬eral and “sports for sports’ sake.”Therefore, rejoice with me that thespring sports season of 1927 has ar¬rived on the Midway, and is alreadywell established on the campus.Today’s SuggestionThat the Freshman baseball team,which is reported to be the best inyears, schedule some real games thisspring. A six-game card with localhigh school and independent nines inaddtion to the weekly Varsity-Froshbattles would create a greater inter¬est in the yearling sport, both forplayers and fans.erneTripsOn a picnic for two. takea Saunders System Coupe.For five, a Sedan or Tour¬ing Car costs less thanrail fare. Go and comeas you please, anytime,anywhere.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.SAUNDERS[Drive It Yourself!SYSTEM APRIL SHOWERSBRING OUTTOWER’SFISH BRAND SLICKERSx- The most Practicaland StylishRainy Day Garments^CiWERsybur c/ea/er Aas tfiem.A.J, TOWER CO.Boston, Mass.126TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL1208 E. 83rd St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewPrivate lessons, day or evening. PrivateL*dj or Gentleman Jnatructon.lessons given in a closed room. MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0960 Beverly 6009 Ohio Varsity EndNew Rules VictimDr. Jack Wilce’s first day atthe job of getting his men throughtheir spring training paces lastweek proved to be rftther a cost¬ly one, for in the very first at¬tempt at the running of the newlateral pass play, George Alber,varsity end of last season suffer¬ed a badly twisted ankle.Alber beginning to rompthrough the play suddenly fell tothe ground and had to be carriedinto thetraining quarters, fromwhich word came that the injurywould in all probability keep himfrom training for the rest of theschool term.HUDUN AND PLACEOUTSTANDING AMONGTENNIS CANDIDATESWith the second week of tennispractice well under way ten candi¬dates remain in the field as potentialvarsity men. Of these racqueteersPlace and HudTin appear to have theedge for the team positions, withPlace, one of the more recent squallmembers, holding a slight superiority.Gruskin, Bennett, Hall, Abbott, Mar-umato, Roque, Barnard and Les¬ser complete the list of men whomay be seen every aftei’noon on thevarsity tennis courts.By this time it is possible forCoach Reed to see how much stuffeach of his clay court players hasreally acquired. The Daily practicehas brought the men, for the moitpart, into good pre-season form. Thegreatest hindrance at present, is thepersistent cold weather. TEAMS PLAY FAST BALL IN SPITEOF COLD; HURLERS IN GOOD FORMGoodman, Macs’ Pitcher of No-Hit Fame, Strikes Out 13Men; Allows Lone RunFive games were played yester¬day in the I-M Play-ground BallTournament. The games were fastand the errors remarkably few con¬sidering the chilling wind whichswept over the diamond.Phi Sigma Delta outslugged Kap¬pa Sigs to win 18-9. Proctor, pitch¬er of the Phi Sigs, led the slugfestwith five hits and four runs. Hishits were good for one triple, twodoubles and two singles. His team¬mate, Fox, was second with four hitsand four runs. Hoke starred for thelosers with three runs.Chi Psi’* CopIn other games scheduled for 3o’clock Chi Psi defeated Sigma Chi4-3 in the closest game of the day,and Phi Gamma Delta beat Phi Kap¬pa Sigma 6-2. With the score 5-2against his team, Hansen of PhiKappa Sigma, held his opponents toone run but Marks of the winnerspitched shutout ball and won 6-2.The Acacia-Psi Upsilon game waspostponed.Two Games ForfeitedThe Burtons and the Manors for¬feited their games to Alpha SigmaPhi and Phi Kappa Psi respectively.The losers were unable to assembletheir teams at the time appointed forthe games. A few of them appeared,but after shivering in the cold with¬out reinforcements decided to for¬feit and retire. ta Theta 10-1. Goodman of theMacs upheld his reputation as atwirler of the first water by pitch¬ing six scorceless innings. The PhiDelts counted their lone tally in thelast inning after Goodman had re¬tired from the box. In the six inn¬ings he pitched, Goodman was cred¬ited with thirteen strikeouts. Of thethree or four scattered hits whichGoodman allowed, Wesner of thePhi Delts made two; Swigart had thehonor of scoring the losers’ lone run.Bishop led the Macs’ offense withthree hits and three runs. The Macsseemed to be decidedly better thanthe other teams who played todayand stand a good chance to win thetournament.HUNDRED EXPECTEDTO HEED GRID CALLGoodman In FormThe A. T. O.’s beat the Tekes6-2 and the Macs defeated Phi Del- Spring football practice at Mich¬igan will begin Tuesday, April 19,according to an announcement madeby Coach Tad Wieman.More than 100 men are expectedto turn out for spring practice thisseason. Most of these aspirants willbe members of last fall’s varsity, re¬serve and freshmen teams, althoughany student on the campus is urgedto report if he desires to learn therudiments of football.Spring football drills consist pri¬marily of learning the fundamentalsof the game. The coaches aim togive all candidates a thorough train¬ing in the elements of football.The right of way—No question about it—for thorough¬going smoke-enjoyment naturaltobacco taste has ’em all stopped!The world’s finest cigarettetobaccos — and every bit ofnatural tobacco character re¬tained and brought out tofull natural perfection!hesterfieldinSitifr ~ and yet, they're MILDLiggett & Myers Tobacco Co.. * ... —ta.'jtiETC?* UtPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 13, 19272be^ ^VhisdeMEMORIESMy memories are anchors,weary weights ....holding down my heartin the turbulent tideof tears.—Mer jonneTHE UNIVERSITY has thrownout the old sequence system of work¬ing for a diploma and introduces anew arrangement. Our campus im¬proves, the goal of perfection drawsnearer. And now they have only tobegin serving coffee at the CoffeeShop.From our humble corner in theMaroon office this particular personhas always salaamed in humble rev¬erence before the perspicacity andphilosophical powers of Mr. GeorgeMorgenstern, his contemporary whodaily outshines him in “What of It”contemplations. Today, however, weare pained to discover a grievousclayness about the feet of our idol.Mr. Morgenstern has erred—he hasasserted that there is no Liquor Ques¬tion at the University of Chicago. Allright then, George, Where Can WeGet Some?SPRING FANTASYA cloud is partedAnd a ray of sunGoes through....It closes.The ray glimmersDown to earth . . .And forms freckles on our noses!—-GeoGIN THE MARKET PLACEA nobleman’s coach is not so strangea sightin London town; and why do youstart, my maid.,my pretty little flower girl? Youknowperhaps too well, behind these silkencurtainsam I, the Count of Barancourt. Youknowtoo well and stare transfixed. Youreyes are morethan merely shining jet that mirrorbackthis motley crowd and pageantry;but aredark caverns where in endless depthsare nowaroused your brooding dreams. YourVenus mouldis more than the form for peasantgarb so crude.’Tis the living castle of the secret Ihave broken.And now in your face a plea, youthought I loved.My answer comes, a steely grind ofwheelson cobble stones. You cared for mefull well—but I. How glorious it hurts tolaugh.—Gene W.The Maiden’s PrayerThey were sitting in the shadeddark corner of the garden earnestlytalking. There was no mistaking the serious tone of their voices. Sudden¬ly he jumped up, a look of fury uponhis handsome face. He walked slow¬ly away. But from the shadows asoft voice followed, “Please.” Hteturned, scorn still distorting his lips.“Please,” she cried in a voice thattrembled with emotion. He sneered,and turned away.“Please,” she murmured in a melt¬ing plea which could not be resisted.He turned again.“What?” it was almost a whisper.“Please,” she said, and looked upat him trustingly—“Please don’t stepon the grass!”— The Outcast CLASSIFIED ADSTHE second Undergx^aduate Coun¬cil election has been protested bysomebody else. Why not keep thething going and make it a regularcampus activity?—TERRIBLE TURKTOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(&\H>hauunrc (SaajduuJlVAUDEVILLEvAND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY "S'JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6CLOTHES nReady-madeAnd Cut to OrderESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES-[dUartev Housei iSuits end Tepoeate•40, *45, *50 M I R Twith anArrowcollaron it. 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Ref.WANTED—Student to work for ★* ★4>BK Official CollegeFRATERNITY(JewelryBadges-Pings-NoveltiesWARREN PIPER AGO.31 N. STATE ST.A tip...ladies likethe aromaofEdgeworth exchange. Write Miss DeBro, 5558Ellis or call evenings. Tel. Plaza 0485.FOR SALE—Typewriter. Reason¬able. J. M Allman, 5415 UniversityAve, Midway 5177.FCXR SALE —Household goods:Simmons twin beds, antique chest ofdrawers, couch, dining room set. kitch¬en cabinet, kitchen ware; other goods. Excellent Reasonable. Address 1420E. 57th St., Midway 0613.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETWashington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC. A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust OfficerTHISSPRINGUniversity men will recognizein our 1927 Bowl an accurateexpression of all the stylepoints which they favor. Thevariety of cheviots and tweedsobtainable in preferred pat¬terns and light Spring shadesis impressively extensive.#50 AND UP * THIRD FLOORMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MENiiAiiiittBiAAAiiAAiiUAttiiiittiAAAid