Honor commis¬sion candidateshave been nam¬ed.Vol. 27. No. 102.WHAT Of IT?MOHOEN8TBHHIn the absence of Milton S. Mayer,today’s “H’Aat of It7” column willonce more echo with its Master’sVoice. Keep smiling!I have, as they say in the patentmedicine advertisements, known Mr.Milt Mayer for long years as a soberand industrious citizen. His progresstowards the top—(Editor’* Note: Whet top?)(Author’s Note: That’s imma¬terial.)His progress towards the top, as Iwas saying, has been steady and un¬deviating. When questioned recentlyby The Maroon’s Little Girl Reporterto his rise, Mr. Mayer pointed sig¬nificantly to the sign above his desk:‘Do the Day’s Work!” “All that 1am,” he said simply, “I owe to th’little woman.” Well, the high markin Mr. Mayer’s climb to “the goal thatshines like the morning sun” was at¬tained last Monday, when he wascalled out of the bull-pen and runas relief man for the simple soulwho writes these words—and whowrites them usually—after he (thes. poled one just inside the left fieldthe common folk, fouled one overthe grandstand. Mr. Mayer slid downfrom his perch Tuesday, when the s.s. poled one juse inside the left fieldline. There was some doubt aboutwhether the sock was not foul againbut it was finally allowed, althoughthe s. s. .was held to two bases onit. So Mr. Mayer sat anxiously inthe dugout, while the other man had,with God and the Kaiser, the spotin the sun. Yesterday again, howeverthe regular “What of It?” mechanicfouled out another one. So Mr. May¬er was hailed in again, and againturned out something that would in¬terest and amuse people, while notoffending anyone. That’s what thebig chiefs told him to do, anyway.* * * *So all hail Mr. Mayer, the authorof “peppy but polite literature,” whohits them straight and hits them fairand don’t offend nobody at all. Thiscolumn is written somewhat underthe influence of the two Mayer col¬umns. You will notice the abundantuse of quotations, for instance. Butto get back to the vital point in thiscolumn—the advisability of beingharmless—which this reporter wasNOT the two days Mr. Mayer subbed,and which, on THOSE two days, Mr.Mayer WAS—there is a good dealto be said for it. The run of the race,it seems to me, is happiest when en¬gaged in the vital occupation ofbrightening the corner where theyare. They don’t like to have thesuspicion of a scent of “nastiness”attached to them. They play nice.And this, I suppose, is the best,all things considered, that they cando, both for themselves and for ev¬erybody else. But there are some ofus who (whether it’s because oureyes shine with the thirst for “truth”or it’s just because we lack the con¬servative “good judgment” that mostof the race is blessed with, I can’tsay) find it difficult to go along un¬concerned and unseeing when thingsare popping all around. And of theseas Mr. Mayer might have said LordNelson or somebody else might havesaid, am I.* * * *And so I get suppressed—twice inthree days, and the third day “theguts” sliced out of what does getprinted. And so Mr. Mayer is called•n, to bat out something safe, andbe does, recognizing the urgency ofthe case—although, because with meand (I hope) you, he’s human andnot half a bad fellow and doesn’tlike to be dull and unexciting, he’dsooner writer something different.From now on, this little baby willjoin with Mr. Mayer and write aboutgrasshoppers and other such harm¬less things. But out of hours we canboth be ourselves. And that is whatwe do. I UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1927■ ■ , . .... t| —* - - - — -U -i! ■■■■ '■■ ■ ■ - ——rvFrost Recites His Own PoetryTo Interested Student Audience:NOMINATE EIGHTTO FILL PUCESON HONOR BOARDCast Votes in Chapel ForJunior, SophomoreMembersHonor Commission nominations,made by the student and facultymembers of the commission have beenannounced. One man and one wom¬an are to be elected from each class.Elections are to be held in sopho¬more and junior chapel next week.Votes may also be cast in Cobb be¬tween 12 and 12:30. Sophomoresvote Tuesday, and Juniors on Wed¬nesday.List Junior CandidatesJunior nominees and their activ¬ities are: James Flexner, Sophomoreand Junior Class council, Order ofthe “C,” Skull and Crescent. Con¬ference Champion Gymnasium teamof ’27. Robert Massey, Auditor forThe Phoenix and The Daily Maroon,junior class treasurer.Catherine Fitzgerald, former secre¬tary of the sophomore class, chair¬man of the costume committee ofMirror. Pauline Meade, Federationcouncil, junior member of the Boardof Women’s Organizations.Four Sophomores UpSophomore nominees and their ac¬tivities are: Robert Spense, Skulland Crescent, Interscholastic com¬mission, Leader of the Inter-classhop. Russell Whitney, junior chair¬man of the Settlement drive for nextyears, Score club Dramatic associa¬tion.Dorothy Hartford, Freshman classcouncil, Sign of the Sickle, memberof Mirror. Ruth Norman presidentof Freshman Woman’s club, memberof the Board of Women’s Organiza¬tions.Display Fashionsat Gub LuncheonAn elaborate fashion show will beone of the main attractions of theInter-Club luncheon to be held onSaturday at 12:30 in the Wedgewoodroom of Marshall Field and Com¬pany.Sport clothes, formal dresses andwraps, hata and accessories will bedisplayed by models who will walkamong the tables so that club womenmay inspect them carefully. Themodels for this review have been pro¬vided by Marshall Field.Tickets may still be procured fromclub representatives for a dollar dnda quarter. Each club member mayinvite a guest.Mary Bowen EditsMaroon SupplementMary Bowen, a junior, will editorthe literary page of The Daily Ma¬roon for the remainder of the year.Miss Bowen has done work on cam¬pus publications for two years andbeginning with today’s issue she willmanage the regular Friday supple¬ment. The literary page is an inno¬vation with this year’s Daily Maroon.Dartmouth ProvesStudents ReligiousMost undergraduates still believein God.That’s the result of a survey re¬cently made by the faculty of Dart¬mouth college. Approximately onethousand questionnaires were sentout asking students for their re¬ligious opinions expressed in as con¬cise a form a» possible. By Dexter W. MastersThere is little that may be said con¬cerning Robert Frost as a lecturerthat is not in perfect accordance withwhat may be said of the way hewrites. His poems are filled with the■ homeliest of phrases, his poems are! merely expressions of New Englanddialect, as far as dialect may be re¬produced without distortion of thelanguage, and he speaks as he writes.Mr. Frost introduced a poem not yetpublished but which, he hastened toassure the audience, will be soon.And he told the story of the poem;that he had first thought of the themewhen he was a boy that he had triedto write it several times, that it had“finally got itself written.” And thatis Robert Frost.Mr. Frost has a rather crisp voice,one which a less gifted speaker mightnot appreciate. But it is peculiarlysuited to his works and it is backedup by more power than the fi"st im¬pression gives. His poem, “MendingWall,” which he read first, Jost someof its tone in the first few lines dueSTEARNS WINNEROF ORATION TILTDrink Habit Topic of AnnaGordon Contest“What has modern society to gainfrom complete emancipation fromthe drink habit?” was the text ofthe fifth annual of the Anna GordonOratorical contest held in Mandelhall yesterday afternon and spon¬sored by the Woman’s Christian Tem¬perance Union of Illinois. Seventy-five dollars were awarded in prizesto the winners who were: LeonardStearns, who took first honors, fiftydollars, and Lawrence Jacobson,who placed second with twenty-fivedollars as his reward.This contest drew women from allover Illinois to the campus. This isthe fourth year that the Union hasheld these contests, and each wasopen only to University men. Thepurpose of this contest, say officialsis an attempt to sway public opinionby instituting propaganda amongstthe younger generation.ENGLISHMAN READSRARE MANUSCRIPTSIN LITERARY REVUE“Dorothy’s influence on Words¬worth was the deepest and most last¬ing of his life,” said Ernest de Sel-incourt, professor of English lan¬guage and literature at the Univer¬sity of Birmingham, England, in alecture on “Dorothy Wordsworth” de¬livered yesterday.Considerable unpublished materialwas employed by Mr. de Selincourt.He read a letter from Dorothy toMary, later Wordsworth’s wife, andseveral extracts from Dorothy’s sev¬eral journals.Doroth^s’ regard for Coleridge,who was also said, to exert a greatinfluence on William was also dis¬cussed, and her writings were com¬mented on favorably. Mr. de Selin¬court characterized her with De Quin¬cy’s remark, “She is the most naturalperson I have ever known.”PHILLIPS TO SPEAKON MEXICO TONIGHTProfessor Charles Phillips of theEnglish department of Notre Damecollege, will speak on the “MexicanSituation” tonight in Classics 10, at7:45.The talk is being given under theauspices of the Newman society, anorganization for the Roman Catholicsof the University, but all studentshave been invited to attend.Professor Phillips is consideredone of the leading authorities on thegjtnatinn in Mexico of the dav. solely to the fact that the audiencewas not accustomed to the renditionMr. Frost gave. That transitionalstage was brief. His other readingswould have sounded strange had theybeen delivered in a voice more nor¬mal to us. For once the atmospherewas created, it was not easily dis¬pelled. _The group of poems read by Mr.Frost included his best known one,“The Death of the Hired Man,”which he read at the audience’s re¬quest, several pieces from an un¬published manuscript, a poem on“Paul Bunion’s Wife,” “Birches.”and “Mending Wall.”Mr. Frost is an oldish man withsoft, mildly grayed hair and a graceof manner that immediately puts oneat his ease. His manner is in per¬fect accord with what one’s concep¬tion of a man who writes “Thereare many things worse than beinga bender of birch trees,” would be.Mr. Frost is an easy man of easywords in easy poetry. He is the sortof man who does not look down uponthe younger generation because there“is nothing coming out of them.”We were pleased with Mr. Rob¬ert Frost—very much pleased. Wewere envious of the University ofMichigan because they have arrangedto have him as a citizen in theircollege town, and a wanderer of theircampus.In closing we might comment onone other quality that Mr. Frost pos¬sesses.Mr. Frost betrayed the fear of be¬ing unentertaining. He watched thetime carefully to see that he did notoverkeep the audience that nicelywarmed Mandel and when he slippedthrough the Maroon curtains at theend of a stipulated time, he was notreticent at returning when the audi¬ence vigorously encored.English Scholar• to Lecture HereR. Seymur Conway, professor atthe University of Manchester, Eng¬land, and president of the BritishClassical association, will deliver aseries of two lectures at the Univer¬sity next Monday, April 11.“The Golden Bough” is the subjectof his first talk, to be given at 4:30o’clock, in Classics JO. The otherwill be on “Some Venetic Inscrip¬tions and the History of Latin,” andwill be delivered at 8 o’clock thesame night in Classics 20.Floating UniversityDelayed for BathFollowing SicknessThe steamer Ryndam which is a“floating university” is carryingAmerican students on a round-the-w-orld cruise, is undergoing a “sul¬phur bath” following upon the re¬moval of two coal trimmers foundto be suffering from the bubonicplague. They were removed to Ven¬ice, Italy.Fred Widman, freshman here lastyear and brother of George Widmannow a student at the University isa student on the cruise.Mrs. A. J. McIntosh, former presi¬dent of the University travel associ¬ation and organizer of the Ryndamcruise, has left to join the Cunardline, which will operate the steamshipAurania for sufch a cruise for bothmen and women.Petition For LongerVacation At N. U.Petitions are now being circulatedon the campus of Northwesternamong students and professors aliketo extend the period of spring vaca¬tion. At noon yesterday the studentsfelt themselves well on the way tosuccess, but the higher powers thathe were not so sure. “Movie Man1’ MakesFirst Campus VisitNed Holmes, representative ofFirst National Picture Corpora¬tion, made his first visit to thecampus yesterday in search ofprospective screen stars.Mr. Holmes desired to verifythe offer made by his corporation.He believes that there is excellentmaterial for the silversheet on thecampus which boasts the produc¬tion of such talent as Milton Sillsand others.Mr. Holmes is out to “get hisman” or perhaps even a campuswoman.Although he did not discloseany discovery of talent he mayhave made during his recent visitit is signfieant that he will be backaround April 16 to make initialtests.HENRY I. SMITHTALKS IN HARPERDaily News Head Tells OfJournalistic Talent“Genius on Newspaper Row,” thatlong procession of talented writerswho have found newspapers either anabiding place or a way station toother fields, will be the subject of apublic lecture by Henry JustinSmith, managing editor of the Chi¬cago Daily New’s Thursday, April 18,at 8 in Harper assembly room. Thelecture will be given under the au¬spices of the William Vaughn Moodyfoundation.The editor-will discuss the rela¬tionship between literature and jour¬nalism, and the problems of genius inj attempting to adjust itself to the de-mansd of newspaper work.Mr. Smith, who is a graduate of theUniversity, organized and directedthe department of public relationsduring the important period of thedevelopment campaign. The lecturewill be free to the public, but tic¬kets should be obtained at the presi¬dent’s office.R. M. LOVETT HEADSBOARD TO PICK OUTBEST CAMPUS VERSEProfessor Robert Morss Lovett ofthe University, editor of The NewRepublic, Gladys Campbell, one ofthe editors of the Forge magazinepf verse, and Keith Preston, literaryeditor of the Chicago Daily News,form the committee of judges whichwill determine the winning entry inthe annual Fiske poetry prize, theEnglish department announced yes-be withheld until the June convo-terday. The decision •will, however,cation.Due to some delay in selecting thecommittee, the judges were not final¬ly determined until recently. Thedeadline for entrance in the contest,however, was March 1. ProfessorLovett is chairman, filling the posi¬tion of the faculty member of theEnglish department who annuallyheads the committee. All three arenationally-known critics.N. U. GLEE CLUB TOSING AT IDA SUNDAYMembers of the International Stu¬dent’s Association of Chicago andvicinity, with their guests, will beentertained by the Northwesternuniversity glee club, winners of theMid-west Intercollegiate Glee clubcontest, at a dinner Sunday at 5:30in Ida Noyes hall.Reservations for members andguests for next Sunday’s dinnershould be made by Friday, accordingto Mr. Bruce W. Dickson, advisorof foreign students. Tickets are fiftycents. SELECT DOUBLECAST FOR SPRINGSHOW OF/RIARSParticipants Hear Watrousand Coleman Tonightin Mandel“There’s more material than therehas ever been before. For this reasonthe problem of selecting the cast hasbeen greatly increased and two per¬sons have been chosen for everypart.” Phil Watrous, abbot of Black-friars, made this statement last nightwhen he announced the persons whowill take part in “Plastered in Paris,”Nels Fuqua’s 1927 show. Watrousand Ted Lockard, ‘Friars productionmanager, agree that never before inthe history of the order have so manyhighly competent persons profferedtheir services.Follows the list of those who willparticipate:Aaronson, Barton, Cowan, JackDralle, Eaton, Emstein, Heimbach,Kline, Mason, McBrady, McDonald,McFarland, Munroe, Naiburg, Parker,Reed, Rosenthal, Tobler, Van Pelt,Watrous, Gordon, Whitney.Tonight at 8:30 all those who willparticipate apart from the chorus willmeet in the Reynolds theatre. Mr.Coleman and Watrous will eachspeak for a few minutes, giving theembryo actors some idea of the wayin which they should proceed withthe learning of their parts.Next week chorus practice starts.All those who were members of JoeBarron’s dancing class last quarter,those who failed to make the cast, infact any one who wishes to, maycome out on the first night of choruspractice. Several hour’s work willbe expected of all candidates beforethe final selections are made.All those connected with the an¬nual musical show are extremely op¬timistic over the chances for thisspring’s production. Those who haveread the book agree that it is excel¬lent, the lyrics are said to be good,and now comes the totally unexpect¬ed rush of candidates for the cast.Bar Flunkers fromUndergrad InsuranceAccident insurance is a new fea¬ture in protectijjg students from thecalamities that occur during theirfour years of undergraduate life.Oxford University, England, in¬sures students against these acci¬dents. All physical disablements areincluded. The only calamity that isexcluded is flunking in exams.Campus AudienceSought by PoetJohn Francis Glynn, author of“Songs of Silence” will speak to Uni¬versity students at the Young Peo¬ple’s club of All Soul’s Church, 66thplace and Blackstone, next Sunday at6 P. M. All students are urged toattend this meeting. Mr. Glynnwill read some of his poetry.Underworld EnemyComes to CampusNationally known as a two-gunenemy of the underworld who stillremains alive to tell his experiences,Phillip Yarrow, state superintendentof the Illinois Vigilance Society, willspeak to the undergraduates on Mon¬day, April 18, in Harper M-ll at3:30. His topic will be “Sex Crimesand Modern Youth.”Campus to WatchAnother Prep MeelNational competition in highschool wrestling will open when pre¬liminaries for an interscholastic arebegun on April 15, in Bartlett gym¬nasium. Two full days of bouts willbring together the champions of pTepschools throughout the country.Page 1 wo(Hhe Satlg fflaro ttFOUNDED (N 1901fHK O) HUAI, STUDENT NBWSPAPER OP THB UNIVBBSITT OP CHICAGOPublished mornings. except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,•Vinter and spring Quarter* by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription ratea:42.S0 per rear: by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single coplea, flee centa each.JKntereu ms Ktuiid-dau mall at tbe Chicago Poatottice. Chicago, Illinois. March 1$[•Of!, un.4er the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expreaaly reserve* *!• right* of pahlication of any materia)•opearintf In thla paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellia Avenueielephunm Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business OfficeFairfax 0977. Sport* Office, Local 80, 2 RingaMember of the Wenters Conference Prone A»*oclatloi»The StaffWalter G. Williamson . Managing FdlitorMilton H Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLoo Stone whistle Editortieorge Gruakin Aaaiatanttom sStepi'ciiRon .Sport* EditorGeorge Jonet- News EditorGoorg* L. Koehn News EditorA1 WiddiKelu News hoitorMadge Child Junior EditorBoaelle F Moss Junior EditorSetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem Aaaiatant Sports EditorVictor Rotorua Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridge# Day EditorI. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorUeorg* Morgens tern Day EditorMargaret 'Jean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor i M a .u ■ - m1 —:BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris . — Advertising Manage*Robert Massey AuditorOffice ManagerRalph Stitt — Classified Adv MgrJoseph Klitnzer National Adv. ManagerRobert Fish*, Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein ... Sophomore AaaiatantMyron Fulrsth. Sopoomore Aaaistan’Jack McBrady Sophomore AaaiatantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantBLACKFRIARS ON THE ROADPRINCETON has her Triangle club, Yale has her DramaticAssociation, Chicago has Blackfriars; the Triangle club toursthe country every year, the Yale Dramtic Association tours thecountry every year, Blackfriars, alas, stays at home. Alumnimay request and beckon and offer but Blackfriars does not'move;undergraduates may plead and compare and hope but Blackfriarsdoes not move. Nor is the fault in the actual members of Black¬friars, the men who write, produce, and act the show. They, onthe contrary, are frantically in favor of the smallest itinerary,rabidly hopeful of a large one. But Blackfriars does not move.So we ask why? Is it expense? We doubt it. Is it a scarcityof alumni ? We know that cannot be the case. Is it because tradi¬tion has decreed otherwise? Perhaps. Certainly, assuming thatexpense is the reason, the profits taken in if the show were sup¬ported only by alumni around the country would offset the moneyrequired to produce and finance the trip. We know that the Uni¬versity is young, but we know that it is large, and we know thatalumni in various sections enjoy seeing a bit of the Universitywherever they may be. And if tradition is the barrier to an“on-the-road” policy, it has outlived its usefulness and shouldbe discarded or disregarded. If it be only a trip to the loop, putBlackfriars on the road.GOSSIPONCE AGAIN the downtown newspapers have maligned thename of the University and its undergraduates. It appearsto be a common practice of newspavers the country over tostress college “scandals,” and to exaggerate rumors of unethicalpractices of colleges men and women to the utmost. This prac¬tice has been defended upon the grounds that the reading publicis interested in the affairs of undergraduates and that it is thebusiness of news dispensers to provide it with such subject mat¬ter.With this end in view, downtown papers have made muchof the recent re-election to the Undergraduate Council. Campuspeople know that the new election was called not because of anysuspicion of fraud, but on account of unavoidable technical errors,the chief of which was the misstatement of the time for non¬chapel goers to vote. But the campus correspondents for theChicago dailies were not satisfied with writing articles stating thetrue gist of affairs. Rumors and actual charges of fraud weremade, without any foundation of truth, simply because the ap¬petite of the readers must be satisfied with college scandal. Thename of the University was dragged in the dirt of gossip, alongwith the innocent members of the Undergradaute council whowere responsible for the election.It is damnable that such a state of affairs exists, but collegenews is not news unless it is scandalous. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1927In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersVincent Drucci, who played therole of bad boy while he lived, wasthe cause of some more excitementyesterday, although he lay at rest ina $5,000 casket while the fireworkswere going on. Charles Erbsteinwielding the sword for the policemanwho rid Drucci of life and life of Drucci, got in a few thrusts duringthe Coroner’s inquiry and accused hiseminence, Mr. Oscar Wolff, of tak¬ing more than a personal interest inthe inquest and ended up with agrand flourish by refusing to allowany of the witnesses to testify. Andso the inquest will be resumed nextMonday.Meanwhile Vincent Drucci will cli¬max his hectic career with a funeraltoday that, his relatives say with anote of pride, might even ec I >se theimpressive procession that marched Dean O’Bannion to his grave. The$5,000 casket is an excellent start,and Mrs. Drucci has announced herintention of having “Vincy” buriedwith military honors, which wouldbe appropriate.* * *Yesterday, Mr. Charles S. Johnsonwhom you may or may not know aseditor of Opportunity which you mayor may not know is a magazine, deliv¬ered an address before the City clubof New York City. That alone is notsufficient to remark on. But Mr. Johnson in the course of that speechsaid that the Negro is slowly beingdrawn from the cotton fields in theSouth to the industrial areas in theNorth and he cited as a notable ex¬ample of the receiving end our cityof Chicago.Of course Mr. Johnson was sin¬cere in his belief of what he said. Heundoubtedly thinks that the situationmay be adequately explained in thatfashion and with that reason. Andpossibly it is true.here ®o nralrnjThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor tcPresbyterian StudentsResidence. 5642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 11MReynolds Club 9:30 to 12 a.m.Office Hours: 2 to 6 p. m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning ServiceII a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and University“A Son and a Servant”Evening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64thBook Sermon—“The TerribleMeek,” Charles R. Kennedy.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Gasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—Sermon: “For OneBrief Hour of Success.”6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Sermon: “A GreaterThan Solomon.”FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 67th 8t.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MinisterBASIL F. WISE. Director of MusicSermon, April 10, “Palm Sundayand Dream Dramas.”Sixth sermon of the Lenter. serieson “Religion and the NewPsychology.”Wranglers: Supper 5:45. Pro¬gram of Symphony Orchestramusic reproduced on the Pana-trope.This Church practices ChristianUnion: has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. MooWaton^emir ani> 57th StvzztOotl Ocjdeil Oocjt —■ ttlinisterSUNDAY, APRIL 10, 1927I 1 A. M.—“In the World.”6 P. M—CHANNING CLUB. “Are Fifty Years of WorldPeace Possible?”. Warren Dunham, Leader.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. end 56th StWILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,MinisterPALM SUNDAY, APRIL 1010:00 a. m., Bible Class.11:00 a. m., Worship and Sermon:“The Might of Right.”6:00 p. m., Scrooby Club of YoungPeople. Discussion, led byDr. Merrifield.7:30 p. m., Dramatic Presentationof “The Dark Hours,” byMarquis.A WELCOME FOR YOU Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT MTB ST.“Whsrt lou r* a Stranger Only Once.**C. E. Paulas, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Holy Communion.6.-00 p. m.—Vesper Tee.6:45 p. m.—Luther League. Topic,“Christ the Vision King.” MissLouise Howe, leader.7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.YOU ARE ALWAY8 WELCOMESt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. et 46th StKing D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, April 10, 19271 1:00 A. M.—“He Goeth Before You."8:00'P. M.—Picture Sermon—Ruben’s “Descent from theCross.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerJlhralaIdeals are of value to us only when we valiently and con¬stantly strive to attain them.Hyde Park Baptist Church5600 Woodlawn Ave.Ministers:CHARLES W. GILKEYNORRIS L. TIBBETS1 1:00 a. m.—Morning worship.Young People’s Church Club.6:00 p.m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups—Undergraduate Club for Women.’THE TERRIBLE MEEK"Reader—Margaret Nelson.Young Women’s Class.Men’s Club.Scholarship as an Undergraduate game.Max Mason, President, University ofChicago.8:00—Evening Service.8:45—Home Party.Thursday, at 8, there will be a special Memorial Servicewith the Communion of the Lord’s Prayer. EPISCOPALThe Church HouseI7M Kimbark AvenaeTeL Fairfax 79MREV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Student ChaplainServicesSundays—Holy Communion. 9.-M a. m.at the Hilton Manorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Day*—Holy Com¬munion. 7:00 t. im, at tho Church House.The Church ofThe RedeemerMS and BlackateneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKTN8, D. D..MM Blaekatone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERTMil Dorehaater AvenueTeL Fairfax IM4Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andF.vensong as announced.St. Paul's ChurchMtA and DutlurPariah Office: 4»4S Dorehaater Arena*TeL Oakland SIMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServkeaHoly Communion, > :00 a. m.Church School Servian, $ :M n. m.Morning Service. 11 :00 a. m.Young People’s Supper. I:$0 p. m.Evening Servian. 7:4$ p. as.Chicago EthicalSocietyV non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKEB THEATRE419 8. Michigan A venaeSUNDAY, APRIL 10, AT 11 A. M.PROF. NATHANIEL SCHMIDTwill speak onTHE CHALLENGE OFPROSPERITYAll seats freeVisitors cordially welcomeSt. Paul’s On TheMidway(Uniter satiate)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are “in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People'ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX. PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—“The Kingliness of Jesus.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject—“Spiritual Blindness.”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People et 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.If-iilfcVAn increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue end Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 11:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNCrisler & Co. in¬vade Terra Hautehungry for Hooeiermeat. The DailyFriday Morning SPORTS MaroonApril 8, 1927 Fraternities startSpring frolicing on LM. playground ballcourts.FRATERNITY BALL OFF ON SLOW STARTSportologyThe Ungrand Old Man—O. M. I.While Fritz Crisler and his fast¬stepping ball club were down in Ar¬kansas and points South making thefirst Maroon practice trip in diamondhistory during the spring recess, OldMan Ineligibility must have paid hisdue respects on a somewhat flightytour of the Big Ten Circuit.As you know Wallie Marks of thebaseball team and Dick Williams, in¬door 880 champion, found the in¬itialed calling card of this unwelcomevisitor on the doors of their leckerswhen they returned to Bartlett Gym¬nasium after a joyous vacationSad it is, hut if you can find anyconsolation in a similar misfortuneto others, cheer up a little bit. ThreeMaroon opponents meet a like fate.Illinois was visited in the same dayand Frosty Peters of football famewas declared ineligible. Rumors haveit that two special exams have fixedFrosty up so more power to him, butat Wisconsin and Ohio the fixing-upprocess has yet to materialize.Captain Stoll of the Badgers andFritz Mackey, star back-battery manfor Ohio, are pending elgibility whichmay be cleared up through specialexams.His co-partner, Old Man Injury,seems to have accompanied him toWisconsin and Ohio and Illinois but,than whomsoever it concerns, miss¬ed the Midway. Marty Karow at Ohio:ind Captain Kusinski of the nine aresuffering with hand injuries, while1.arson of the Badgers is out of thejrame with a leg injury.• * *Personal*—PersonalsMr. Kyle Anderson, accompaniedby the Midway baseball team, leftfor the Old Home Town last evening.Mr. Anderson will remain in TerreHaute till Sunday Dinner at whichoccasion he will occupy the old Homel’late. Friday and Saturday he willoperate at second base in the gameswith Indiana State Normal.• * *F bey Didn’t Got A Vacation, ThoughNortheast High of Kansas City,Mo., winners of the consolationbracket in the National Cage Tour¬ney, found real consolation whenthey arrived home. As at Mortona huge celebration, consisting ofbonfires, bands, parades, and speech¬es greeted the victors.• * *From the Files—Twenty Year* AgoToday“Captain Houghton and JohnSchomruer of the Maroon basketballteam were unanimous selections forpositions as guard and center, re¬spectively of the All-Western fivesselected by the various Big Tencoaches. MAKE FEMMES FISHFriday fish!Tarpon, University women’s swim¬ming organization, will observe* fishrites this noon in the pool at IdaNoyes hall.Members will practise the variouswater tests which they must masterbefore they can acquire their fins.There are three tests, graded as todifficulty, in Tarpon. They are thetadpole, or entrance test, the frog,and the fish test.MEET UNCOVERSTEAM MATERIALDuggan, Gist, Cody, BurgShow FormWednesday’s open track meet atBartlett gym was featured by theoutstanding work of Duggan, whowas an easy winner in both the mileand the half mile. The contest wasopen to all comers, and drew theentries of several well known runnersamong them Gist, who displayed fineform to nose out Schultz in the 440and Cody, who won a hotly contestedrace in the fifty yard dash from Lib¬by.Burg copped the high jump at sixfeet without a great deal of exertionand Hitz took the t)alf mile with asimilar lack of competition. Smithand Kennedy won the low and highhurdles respectively.Indiana Sends TeamTo Atlanta RelaysBloomington, April 8.—Speeded intheir work on the cinders by an al¬most perfect track and ideal weather,the trackmen resumed their workyesterday which will lead to thechoosing of the squad that goes toAtlanta, Ga., Saturday for the South¬ern relays.The most promising candidates forthe task of representing Indiana atthe event were in fine condition yes¬terday, having remained in Blooming¬ton during spring vacation in orderto prepare for the race. The teamthat will go has not been selected,but the final choice of men will bemade soon.Work of the other men on the teamwas resumed with conditioning exer¬cises in order to get them in trim af¬ter vacation. Practice on the cinderswas light, for the most part.Preparations of the oval has madeit one of the best in the state. Adrainage system has made it possibleto keep the cinders dry in almostany kind of weather. The field willbe the scene of the Indiana collegiatetrack and field meet in May.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 NINE STARTS SECONDSPRING TUTS TODAYMeet Indiana TeachersTriple Series InAfter breaking all. of the old timeChicago stay-at-home traditions itwas seemingly, up to the baseball ladsto carry on and so they have beendoing, nobly and efficiently. So thatit follows that this week-end finds theteam off to its second spring jauntof the season —off to the IndianaState Teachers College and Kyle An¬derson’s home town of Terre Haute.According to another tradition lit¬tle is known about these early seasongames and the teams that are to beplayed. But if reputation means any¬thing, which it does, the pedagogiclads are a mean bunch of ball play¬ers and the games which the Maroonboys are to play with them today andtomorrow will be no walk aways norwill they even be practice tilts. Theywill be real baseball and the resultswill be another test of the Maroonability.TRACK TEAM SETTO PARTICIPATE INOHIO, PENN RELAYSSpring finds the track team espe¬cially interested in two coming meets.These are the Ohio Relays on April23 and the Penn Relays on April 30.The Ohio Relays will be held at OhioState’s stadium in Columbus. Theycomprise one of the most importanttrack events in the Conference andattract many star performers.Enters Mile TeamCoach A. A. Stagg, who is givinghis persona] attention to the TrackTeam, will probably enter a team inthe 5-man-team mile run and sprint¬ers and hurdlers for special events.The 5-man-team race will be a fea¬ture event. Counting 1 point forfirst place, 2 for second, etc., theteam that finishes five men with thelowest score will win. The probablemembers of Chicago’s entry are: Du¬gan, Hitz, Burke, Hegovic and Gist.Gist, who won his “C” in basketball,is considered a phenomenal runner.In high school he covered the milein 4:29 and he is good for 1:59 inthe half-mile any time. Smith andSpence will probably be entered inthe hurdles while Cody will be amongthe sprinters.Burg in SpeciallyIn the Penn Relays Mr. Stagg willenter a team in the 2-mile relay andAnton Burg in the high-jump. Therelay team will probably be: Gist,Burke, Hegovic and Dick Williams ifhe is eligible.£*it itOBK Official CollegeFRATERNITYJewelryBadges-Rings-lboeUies'WARREN PIPER &CQ31 N. STATE ST.TOWER63 PD AND BUCKSTONEVAUDEVILLEw4NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSPtqgtam E>Sunday & ThursdaqBARGAINMATINItS DAILY ADULTS3 OCJUST THE PLACE TO SPEW)AH AfTtRHOON OR WtMIHS PROFS PING THE PONGWith the baseball and track seasonjust getting started, the faculty ofthe Oberlin College, Oberlin, Ohio,have energetically turned theirthoughts to the sports. The “Profs”have obtained John Heldman, basket¬ball and football mentor, to coachtheir ping-pong team. In order toaccommodate the great crowds ex¬pected to turn out for the matches,tables have been placed outside.TENNIS SQUAD GETSIN EARLY CONDITIONHudlin, Place, Poque, GoodFor First PlacesAbout a dozen white-clad figuresmay be seen dashing around the var¬sity courts now that Spring has real¬ly come. These comprise the creamof the group from which the Var¬sity will be chosen, ^nd include Hud¬lin, Bennet, Roque, Marumoto, Grus-kin, Place and Abbot. Hall is not outas yet.Hudlin is in remarkably good formso early in the season, and Roque,looks good enough for serious con¬sideration, Bennet and Gruskin arecoming fast, though the latter isprone at times to be erratic. At thepresent time, it seems as if Hudlinwill be No. 1, Place No. 2, RoqueNo. 3, with 4 a tossup between Tall,Gruskin, Bennet, Marumoto and Ab¬bot.New Rules ProveSuccessful In GameThe Minnesota Daily, April 7.—The new football rules used in agame between two teams of Hamp-den-Sidney college proved that thereare great possibilities in connectionwith the lateral pass.The rule concerning fumbled puntswas affected once, when the safetyman fumbled and an opponent re¬covered the ball and ran for whatwould have been a touchdown underold rules.COWHEY'SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at Ellis Ave.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker,□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TieOur Malted Milks.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63*d & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People os the Stace-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock Musical *Comedy Show in Chicago. ALPHA TAU OMEGA AND DELTAUPSILON WIN ONLY SCHEDULEDGAMES PLAYED IN COLD SESSIONSix Games On Schedule AreForfeited By SlowStartersAlthough eight games were sched¬uled tt> be played yesterday the frig¬id atmosphere must have frightenedout the intramural participants foronly three tilts took place. It tooka brave outfit to go out yesterdayand those aggregations who under¬took to play for the honor of theirfraternity are fully deserving ofmuch praise. The A. T. O’s downedthe Pi Phi Pi’s 15 to 11 and theD.U's triumph over the Phi BetaDelta’s 10 to 1 in regular leaguegames. The Delta Chi outfit and thePi Lamb’s played to a bitter 6 to 6practice tie after an extra inning.The game had to be called on ac¬count of darkness.D. U-, 10; Phi Bete, 1The D. U.-Phi Beta Delta outfittilt was something of a farce. Thevictors were in the lead at all timesand played rather good ball. The los¬ers, although their pitcher Meadowswas fairly effective, wrapped up thegame in tissue paper and handed itto their opponents by virtue of theirmany errors and all around slowplay.A. T. O. 15, Phi Phi 11The A. T. O. aggregation had up¬hill work to win their fame fromthe Phi Phi’s. After giving the loserseight runs in the first two innings,the victors tightened up and gaineda 15 to 9 advantage by the sixth inn¬ing. In the last frame the Phi Phi’sstarted a belated rally which fellshort by four runs. Murphy pitchedwell for the A. T. O.’s.Play Practice GameThe Delta Chi-Pi Lam, only apractice game, was the best of theday. The, pitching of both outfitswere good. Batteries for the DeltaChi’s were Roterus, Merril and Howe. Bitter Weather Put* Halt ToFirst Of I. M. SpringActivityWeislow was in the box for the PiLam’s and Koretz was catching.Holinger, D. U. pitcher, was es¬pecially good and allowed only fivehits. Holinger, with three hits andtwo runs and Hoffert with two hitsand three runs, were the heavy hit¬ters of the day.OVER TWO HUNDREDCOMPETE IN SPRINGI. M. AT MINNESOTAU. of Minnesota, April 8.—About225 academic students have register¬ed for the intramural tournaments ingolf, horseshoes, and tennis doublesand singles. The winners of thesetourneys will be recognized as all-University champions. Medical andengineering tournament are also be¬ing arranged.Tennis continues far out in frontin number of men entered. In thesingles and doubles division, around175 men have already signified theirintention of playing. The horseshoetournament has about 25 entries todate and the golf tourney aroundfifty.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 F.lli a - #Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOy SoeciahvThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.Students’ Portfolio 16” SizeFull grain Cowhide heavy saddle weight, same leather usedfor inside gussets, powerful double ^handles, extension lockadditional compartments for stamps, change, etc. Your nameembossed in gold letters.$4.00 to $9.00 in Black or Mahogany at the Bookstore.PHILIP LOME528 N. Cuyler Ave., Oak Park, IB.Making Progress In SchoolCalls For a sturdy well nourished body. Students need theFull advantage oF a quart a day oF Borden's Selected Milk.It is the most in pure Food For the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. oF III. Franklin 3110Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 1927O&e —>/ iVhisileMISTMy love is a blue love,the faint far-away blueof the phantom four-thirty mist. .shuddering, sullen, sleepy,graspingthe golf shelter withslimy fingers,one watches . .. waitsfor the mist to fumbleweirdly. . .wildly,clutching thetrees in a lastblue embrace.My love is a blue love,the faint, far-away blueof the phantom four-thirty mist!—Mer jonne“YOU spelled my name wrong yes¬terday, you Brute. It quite took awaythe thrill of my first contrib!”—Merjonne. See? She casts insiriua-tions on our gentle nature becausesomebody juggled the arrangementof her nom de plume. What, then,should Mr. Womley Veepings callus when he discovers that his namewas omitted from his poem, “APlea,” which appeared yesterday.(This last is a Socratic sort of ques¬tion, a skillful literary gesture, youknow. We do not intend it as a re¬quest for suggestions to be offeredto Mr. Veepings in the event of aweakness in his vocabulary.) Any¬how we killed the printer. But whyshould we worry? Isn’t Bill Thomp¬son mayor? To a mournful melody,Crying, “Love’* a fearful thing?”Love’s a rogue, he thrive* on blameSee, he laughs with knavish pride!and the more 1 cry, “For shame!”He’s the better satisfied*Thou, his mother—thou didst riseMeekly through the waters wild—How could those wet waves deviseSuch a burning fiery child?(From Meleager, 1st century B. C.)—A Graduate StudentTHE Frosh women are going togive a take-off on campus life. Fora change why doesn’t somebody givea take-off on these persistent take¬offs?—TERRIBLE TURKCLASSIFIED ADSSPECIAL—Real opportunity. Ho¬mey C-room apartment. Rent paidto May 1. Income of 3 rooms paysA FACULTY member supervisedthe counting of the Undergraduatecouncil election ballots yesterday inorder to assure an impartial result.Gee, with an official universty1 atti¬tude like this what chance have wegot to learn the methods which willequip us for life in the outsideworld?From the Daily Maroon—“Reportscards for the winter quarter, bothundergraduate and graduate, weredistributed for the first time yester¬day at the Bureau of Records, 102Cobb hall.”Be ..still sad heart and cease re¬pining behind the cloudsis the sun still shining thy fateis the common fateof all into each life some rainmust fall somedaysmust be dark and dreary.ANYHOW, isn’t it illogical thatProf. Dorn, just after he gets mar-•ried will go all the way to Europeto dig in dusty archives in order toget material for his study of the“Statesmanship of Enlightened Des¬potism?”FIRE AND WATER“Love’s a fearthing thing,’What avails it if I sing say IGREEKLETTER/PINS/College and LocalFraternity and SororityBadgesmade by skilledworkmen in oar own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on displav.You’ll Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing JewelersEast Monrot Street Chicaro. Ill$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th StTel H. P. 0980WE DO REPAIRING DRESS SUIT .RENTAL CO.TUXEDOS(Collegiate Models)Perfect Fit GuaranteedRoom 310 CapitolBldg.3rd Floor.Randolph 3776State & RandolphAN EUROPEAN TRIP IS NOTNECESSARILY. ENJOYABLE—PARTICULARLY IF YOU HAVENEVER BEEN THERE BEFOREYou would probably decide togo now if you could be assured ofcongenial companions and thatyou were going to the right places.To those who plan ahead, a tripoff the beaten path that includesthe high spots, both historicallyand fashionably speaking, this isVagobondage de luxe—with com¬fort and economy considered. Be¬cause it is all by motor, the partyis limited to nine girls.References exchanged.LOUISE HALL THOMPSON,913 Forest Ave., Evanston, IllinoisUniversity 5894 or Harrison 7425$55Special Suitingsat newClark Street StoreBEAUTIFUL NEWblues with handsomesilk interweaves.Broken Plaids and Pen¬cil Stripes. Fancy Graysand Tans in the latestmixtures. Two-tone ef¬fects and other popularshades will be in greatfavor this Spring.Rare ValuesSuits, Topcoats, $65 and, upDistinctive Knickersand Sport Suits—RidingSuits—White Flannels—English TopcoatsFORMAL • BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHBS324 S. Michigan Ave.7 N. LaSalle S‘. 71 E Monroe St.140-142 S. Clark St., Near Adams22S N. Wabash Aye.at Wacker Drive rent; immediately possession. Rent$77.5o. Oct. lease. Furnished. Rea¬sonable. Newly decorated. 5491 Uni¬versity Avenue.FOR RENT—May 1st attractive 5room apartment. Sun Parlor, en-glazed sleeping porch. 5642 DrexelAvenue. Phone Fairfax 6572.FOR SALE —Household goods: Simmons twin beds, antique chest ofdrawers, couch, dining room set, kitch¬en cabinet, kitchen ware; other goods.Excellent Reasonable. Address 1420E. 57th St., Midway 0613. time to care for four year old childand light housework in exchange forroom and board. Phone Mrs. Ken¬nedy, Stewart 5263FOR RENT—Single or double room.6051 Ellis Avenue. Dorchester 1751,$5.FOR SALE—Typewriter. Reason¬able. J. M Allman, 5415 UniversityAve, Midway 5177. WANTED—A wife or mother ofstudent to care for 3-year-old girlWANTED— Woman student parto, tt _ The Way To Go To during the day. Phone Fairfax 7534,after 4 p. m.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to din# atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecookir.g at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETThr open-an wimmmt pool add}) to the delights of the voyage. EUROPEComfortablyand Save MoneyTourist III Cabin formerly 2ndelass,mostly amidshipson Prom¬enade and upper Main Deck.The extensive deck space meanspractically the run of the ship.Also inexpensive (8385 up).STUDENTand University Tours(with college credit if desired)under the management of theSCHOOL OF FOREIGN TRAVEL Inc.110 East 42nd Street N. Y. CitySpecial Student Summer Sail¬ings to and from France andEngland July and August.BALTIC AMERICA LINE120 N. La Salle St., Chicago. 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