Comal re-elec¬tion results in up¬set of early vic¬tors. ©je Batty iWaroonVoL 27. No. 101.WHAT of IT?ffiteoage morgcnst!^ UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1927In the absence of George Mor-yenstern today’s “What of It?” col¬umn is again written by Milton S.Mayer.When Duty some two days agopointed her unbending finger at thevacant chair labelled “Morgenstern”and, turning to the first cigar-storeIndian in sight, which happened tohe me (or I, as you will), cried “Car¬ry On!” your radiant servant lickedhis chops in anticipation of the lit¬erary field day he had always yearn¬ed for. “This,” I muttered “is indeedthe happiest moment of my life. Ishall at last pierce the night ofwordly chaos with those beacon lightsthat have so long welled within me.An awed and enlightened world willhail me as the Messiah, and I shalljoin the choir invisible.” Well, I satdown to my coffee-grinder and foundthat after fifty ill-chosen words mygolden flow had coagulated. A tow¬ering and immeasurable blanknesshad dissipated the great urges intothin air, as though someone hadshooed a conclave of cockroaches onthe floor of The Daily Maroon officel not an adv.). Columns, it seems, arenot easy to write. My propensityalong that line just about poopedout, as the boys say, in one try.And here, by some misguided heaveof Fate's dice, we are again.* * * *Flections, I take it, are the thing.In another column on this samesheet, yon read that Arnold Johnson,Carl Henrickaon, Helen King, andEloise Kresse—good fellows all—have been chosen by '28 to sit inthe seats of the mighty next yearand say who will and who won’t gath¬er the campus rose leaves, and what,if anything, is to be done if the bat-tlemented towers are to rise with ser¬enity 'neath the hope-filled westernskies. To the boys around town whohave it that dirty politics pervade ourcenters of erudition, I point withpride to two self-evident facts, name¬ly that because of two ostensibly mi¬nor technical errors in the first elec¬tion, the whole ruckus was gonethrough again, and that, lest eitherinaccuracy or injustice find a foot¬hold at any point, no less irreproach¬able a gentleman than ProfessorHarold F. Gosnell supervised the tal¬lying. Now that’s nice. To Mr. Wen¬dell Bennett and his Undergraduatecouncil, to Mr. Harold F. Gosnell,and to the lads and lassies who inthe name of justime troubled to voteyesterday, I extend a beatific wordof blessing.In another election, that of Wil¬liam Hale Thompson as lord of allhe surveys between Western avenueand the lake, I am not so sure. Be¬yond the breadth of a hair on theshadow of a doubt, Bill and Amer¬ica came in first in accordance withthe hankerings of the great votingpublic in its infinite wisdom. I wouldnot for the world emulate Carl Lip-pe’s sheriff and yell, “IT AIN’T LE¬GAL!” For, with eight or ten fac¬tions clawing at one another’s respec¬tive throats, it couldn’t have beennothin' else. And yet talk has itthat every saloon and dive in thecity hung out the “Open for Busi¬ness” pasteboard last night. If thatbe treason make the most of it. An¬other indictment, this election,against the representative rule ofnil, presumably the principle forvhich Paul Revere ran his horsebowlegged and many a potential1’rince of Wales died in his ownblood.* * *It’s an old tenet of mine that themillenium will have come when onlygood is spoken of all, including thedead. But there are times when ev¬ery man is prodded to groan, withPaddy Browning and the straphang¬ers, “Is disc a system?” RE-ELECTION FOR COUNCIL UNSEATS TWOFROST, EMINENT Newspaper Attempts to DeterminePOET, READS IN< Suicide Cause With Essay ContestMANDEL TONIGHTPulitzer Prize WinnerHere as Guest ofPoetry ClubRobert Frost, eminent Americanpoet, distinguished for his portrayalof New England life and winner ofthe 1924 Pulitzer prize for poetry,will speak and read from his worktonight at 8:15 in Mandell hall.Mr. Frost comes to the Universityat the invitation of the Poetry cluband the staff of “The Forge: a Jour¬nal of Verse” published by the Uni¬versity.Portray Life of New EnglandAlthough born in San Francisco,Robert Frost, who now resides in,South Shaftsbury, New Hampshire,is a typical New England poet.Among the books of verse which hehas published are: “A Boy’s Will,”“North of Boston,” “Mountain In¬terval,” and “New Hampshire.”George Dillon, president of thePoetry club, has announced that theorganization is planning other simi¬lar lectures by well known poets.Tickets have been placed on saleat the University book store and atWoodworth’s bookstore for fifty centsand one dollar. “The American undergraduate hasseen too much of life, has lived tooquickly and grown old too soon,”has been advanced as being respon¬sible for the so-called wave of men¬tal depression that has caused manystudents to take their life in ourcolleges and preparatory schoolsthrough a series of prize winning ar¬ticles appearing in the New YorkEvening Post. The tendency of theessays appearing in the Post is toexplain the situation in terms of adiseased nervous system, the themeof these articles being, “Has theAmerican undergraduate a post warneurosis?”In so delving into conditions theevidence is that the students hadalready formulated this idea in theirmind, and the offer of the Evening Post has given them an opportunityto put it into words. “The views ex¬pressed here and in succeeding ar¬ticles are bred of mature thought,”is the comment of that publication.Reasons for the melancholy stateof mind are attributed to variouscauses, among which are: “Moral lax¬ity hastened by the world war,” lackof understanding between parentsand children,” “over and maturedevlopment” and “an attempt to getmore out of life.” Among severalreligious reasons suggested are:“students no longer believe in God,”Science has destroyed the comfort¬able world of a Heaven and a Hell,”and another tops the list with “Thestudent is not suffering from a post¬war neurosis but from a worn-outcreed of allegiance I was led to be¬lieve.” JOHNSON, HENRICKSON, KRESSEKING NAMED IN CLOSE FIGHTPrevent Errors in Vote;Gosnell SupervisesTallyingIn answer to charges made in sev¬eral of the downtown papers that theprocedure followed in the Undergrad¬uate council elections was not impar¬tial, extra precautions were takenduring yesterday’s balloting for ju¬nior class representative on the coun¬cil. Professor Harold F. Gosnell ofthe Department of Political Sciencesupervised the tallying of the votesby%the council.Many checks were arranged to pre¬vent unqualified persons from vot¬ing. The number of ballots talliedwas carefully checked against thenumber voting. Von Ammon, Law LoseAfter Vote IsProtested“Take-off” CampusLife In VaudevilleBy Frosh WomenFour big acts representative ofcampus life will be presented at avaudeville to be given under %theauspices of the Freshman Woman’sclub, on Thursday, April 21, in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall.Susie Conner, chairman of thestunts, has promised the audience ajazz specialty number. Mysteries ofa Freshman Forum meeting will berevealed. Football enthusiasts willbe given the opportunity to see a Chi-cago-Illini game. The final act willbe a play entitled “Joint Owners inSpain” by Alice Brown.CHOOSE NEW SEC’YOF WOMEN’S BOARD DORN TO SPENDYEAR INJUROPEPlans Study of DespoticStatesmanshipThrough the aid of a Social Sci¬ence Research Scholarship, Profes¬sor Walter Louis Dorn of the historydepartment, is to spend a year inEurope, studying in the archives ofFrance and Germany. Mr. Dorn isto leave some time in the latter partof June, after his coming marriage,and will probably be accompanied byhis wife.“Statesmanship of EnlightenedDespotism” is the main subject Pro¬fessor Dorn will study. Special em¬phasis will be paid to the diplomacyand administration of Frederick theGreat of Germany, about whom Mr.Dorn expects to write a book in thenear future.GILKEY SPEAKS ONVALUE OF Y. W. ATFRIENDSHIP DINNERFlorence Herzman was chosen sec¬retary of the Board of Women’s Or¬ganizations at a meeting of tl^e or¬ganization held yesterday at noon inthe alumnae room of Ida Noyes hall.The newly elected officers and thefive members at large were installed.Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, represent¬ing the Women’s University council,spoke before the Board urging a pol¬icy of joint meetings and better co¬operation between the two organiza¬tions.The next meeting of the board willbe held on Wednesday at 1 in thealumnae room of Ida Noyes hall. “The Contribution of the Y. W.C. A. to the Life of the University”will be the subject of a lecture pre¬sented by Dr. Charles W. Gilkey,pastor of the Hyde Park Baptistchurch, at the Y. W. C. A. annualFriendship dinner tonight at 6:30 inthe refectory of Ida Noyes hall.The dinner will precede the in¬stallation of the new officers andcabinets, at which Kathleen Stewart,retiring chairman will preside.Press CelebratesAt Dinner TonightThe University Press celebratesits thirty-fifth anniversary tonightwith its annual banquet, set for six(Continued no page 4)Step Right Up, You Ideal Men—Ladies Want ’Em Wise and Wild Maroon Covers toDress Outside of’27 Cap and GownMaroon covers will a dom thisyear’s Cap and Gown.Once again the famous maroon ofthe University will be used on thecovers of the campus annual. Thischange has been made in responseto many requests for a return to thesymbolic hue.The art and embossing for thecover is being done by David Malloyand Co., cover designers for theyearbooks of nearly all the middlewestern universities. The usual fea¬tures of the Cap and Gown, writeupsof campus activities, organizations,and athletics will be found in the1927 book.Starting May 1 the price of theCap and Gown will go to $5 whereit will remain until the publicationdate, May 15. During the springquarter drive which began last Mon¬day, the price will be $4.50 and sub¬scriptions may be procured fromcampus salesmen at the Reynoldsclub checkroom at Ida Noyes check¬room or at the Cap and Gown officein Lexington hall. NEW Y OFFICERSARE ANNOUNCEDCampus Leaders Pickedto Fill PostsDR. S. GOLDMAN TOSPEAK ON JUDAISMDr. Solomon Goldman- of Cleve¬land, Ohio, will speak before Philo-Judaeus, the Jewish Students club,today at 4 in Classics 10. He willspeak on the subject “Can JudaismSurvive?” Leon M. Despres, presi¬dent of the club, extends an invita¬tion to all who are interested toattend.DAMES CLUB HOLDSMUSICALE SATURDAYAnswers to the “Ideal Mai/ con¬test now being conducted by TheDaily Maroon in conjunction with theChicago Evening American have insome cases proved startling accord¬ing to the editors.At least one campus woman declar¬ed herself in favor of an immoral,or at least not an essentially moral,man. She added that he need not bemoral in the sense that he mightconsider present day conventions asnot conducive to freedom of thoughtand action.Seek IntellectIntellect was another of the samewomans’ requisites, with the codicilthat the idoal man must also be able to understand those who were not sobrilliant as he. A sense of humorand a sense of sympathy were alsoconsidered prime essentials.Artistic temperament was placedat a premium because men who areartistic “in the modern sense” are“too poverty-stricken to be conven¬tional and too lazy to be dogmatic.”No Ideal ManPhysical requirements were limit¬ed to the stipulation that the idealman must be of a dark olive complex¬ion and five feet, nine inches inheight. The statement began with theannouncement that there was no suchthing as the ideal man in existence. A musical afternoon has beenplanned for the regular meeting ofthe Dames club, composed of thewives of faculty members, to be heldSaturday, at 3 in Ida Noyes hall. Theprogram for the entertainment ofthe members has been arranged bythe pupils of the McLean College ofMusic, Dramatics and Speech Arts.Home Ec. OfficersTake Posts TodayEsther Anderson, who was re¬cently installed as president of theHome Economics club, will presideat a meeting of the organization to¬day at 4 in the north reception roomof Ida Noyes hall. The other wom¬en who will take office today are:Dorothy Carter, vice president; Al-licia Grant, secretary and LouiseMajonnier, treasurer. Influential campus leaders havebeen selected to serve as chairmenof the various committees on theY cabinet for 1927-28. The menhave been chosen by the executivecommittee, composed of MinottStickney, Ken Rouse and Clark Mat¬thews.Durmont McGraw of the Cap andGown will control the Y finances andRay Murphy of the Skull and Cres¬cent Society will have charge offreshman work. Wilfred Heitmanand George Reed of the footballteam, Milton Peterson, Don Mack andCarl Henrickson are the other menchosen.DE SEUNCOURT TOVIEW WORDSWORTHFROM NEW ANGLE Carl Henrickson, Arnold Johnson,Eloise Kresse and Helen King willfill the four vacant posts in the Un¬dergraduate council according to thevote yesterday, which unseated twocandidates who had been selected inthe voided election of last week.Fred von Ammon and Dorothy Lowwho were named last week in theearlier election, which was protestedbecause of the error in stating thetime and place of balloting, weredropped after a hot fight under theHare system of voting.Von Ammon DroppedVon Ammon carried through untilthe fifth choice, when he was droppedand Henrickson with a vote of 125and Johnson with a vote of 123 over¬topped Von Ammon’s poll of 107votes. The women’s end of the elec¬tion stopped at the third choice bal¬lot.Miss Kresse carried 135 votes atthis stage of the game and Miss Kingplaced above Miss Geisman’s vote of103 with a 121 vote total. Close bal¬loting featured the vote through eachballot and the winners increasedtheir lead by small increases.Henrickson LeedsOn the first choice ballot, Henrick¬son led with 91, Johnson polled 81,and Cusack and Von Ammon racedfor third place with 54 and 53 votesrespectively. Henrickson gainednothing on the second ballot but add¬ed four to his total on the third,eight on the fourth and 22 on thelast ballot.Johnson added three on the sec¬ond, seven on thethird, jumped to 22on the fourth and 10 in the last,bringing his total within two votesof Johnson. Miss King led on thefirst and second ballots, but droppedto second place on the third vote,when her closest opponent Miss(Continued on page 4)By the use of unpublished materialregarding Wordsworth, Dr. Ernest deSelincourt, in his lecture on “Doro¬thy Wordsworth” this afternoon at4:30' in Harper Assembly room, willthrow new light on Wordsworth’slife and opinions. Among the bookspublished by de Selincourt, who isprofessor of English Language and(Continued on page 4)Grades For WinterQuarter Ready NowReport cards for the winter quar¬ter, both graduate and undergradu¬ate were distributed for the firsttime yesterday at the Bureau of Rec¬ords, 102 Cobb hall. These cardsmay be obtained any time now by ap¬plying at the Bureau of Records atthe regular office hours, 9 to 12, and2 to 4. FLOATING UNIVERSITYDUE HOME MAY 2Homeward bound through the Med¬iterranean, the College Cruise ‘roundthe world will land in New York CityMay 2.Most of the 550 students who en¬joyed the eight months’ cruise andstudy will return to the 122 Ameri¬can colleges that they represent. Theothers are foreign students.According to Charles F. Thwingformer president of Western ReserveUniversity who was in charge of thecruise, the venture was so success¬ful that the permanence of a “float¬ing university” is assured. All the in¬structors are men of note.Only men students will be admitt¬ed on the next cruise, which willleave September 20 on the S. S.Rnydham. All types of courses areoffered.North Carolinians Record BonersOf Neophytes In New Log BookAssinine remarks made by fresh¬men at the University of North Caro¬lina are no longer to escape notice.They are now being published bythe English department of that uni¬versity in a journal which is calledthe Log Book.Gems are culled from composi¬tions. In the journal it is told that aFreshman describing a singer said,“She had a charming voice of melo¬dious noise.”Lincoln’s mind, another essayistI asserts, “growed . as his country kneaded it.” “I pulled through a dis¬ease,” another recalls, “which was avictim of my sister.”“David Copperfield’s novels are in¬finitely superior to anything thatDickens ever wrote,” is another ofthe outstanding boners included inthe Log Book. Still another firstyearling recalled having read Haw¬thorne’s “House of Seven Gabriels.”In a public speaking class an em¬bryo Wendell Phillips is recorded tohave exclaimed, “I smell a rat in myopponent’s remark, but I suppose tokill him while it’s young.”1Page TwoUtyr Satly fHarmmFOUNDED IN 1901IHK OFFICIAL 8TUDHNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVBB8ITT OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarter* by The Dally Maroon Company. SubacrlptloD rate*:-.•on oer year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered a« second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois. March 1A•son. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•..>nearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue1 'irpnonr*. Editorial Oftice, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Preaa AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s Editor\EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLao Stone Whistle Editorivorut Gruskin Assistanttom StepheRson Sports EditorGeorge Jones... News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorAJ W iddifield. — News EditorMsdge Child Junior EditorKoselle P. Moss Junior EditorSetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorHubert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Koterus Assistant Sports Editorueonurd Bridges Day Editort>. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer....- Day Editor‘•eorge Merge ns tern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris. Advertising Managerr’red Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorHubart Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt . Classified Adv. Mgr.Joseph Klitnzer National Adv. ManagerRobert Fish*/ Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Ass is tan*THE CHOIRMR. MACK EVANS, director of the University choir and officialmusician of the University, has been long due the encour¬agement of a bit of praise for his work. Two years ago whenEvans came to the campus the choir and campus music in generalwas as mechanical and uninspiring as a brick in the basementof the Botany building. Now the choir makes even the chapelservice interesting and there is a new life in student appreciationof music.Combining competence with candor and enthusiasm Evanshas taken the campus interest in music for just what it is worthand has made himself the center of what musical ability thereis available. With this material he has worked up a Universitychoir which sings good music in a manner which is a joy to theear. His choir sings regularly over the radio and it has madeseveral concert appearances. It is larger, more vital and morepromising than it has even been before.PIENOT LONG AGO when the year was in its infancy and the DailyMaroon was in the midst of a reforming and instituting erathat must be passed and. as the measles, has varying degrees ofseverity, the Coffee Shop was thought of, created, and opened tothe hordes of hungering students. It was termed fondly the Ma¬roon’s protege and it has grown to its prime under the paternaleye of the Maroon. And now, alas, the protege has outgrown itsparent, struck off into new fields unaided and defiant, has intim¬ated that it will have none of us.To become crudely practical, we disapprove of the new turnof events which have brought such necessities as pie to the as¬tounding price of fifteen cents, pie a la mode to twenty-five, and,luxury though the latter may be, it does not command such a feeas that in the average restaurant or hotel either or both of whichof which may be our standard. One piece of very delicious butnot unduly large cake retails for fifteen cents, which would bereasonable for Kramer’s, not so reasonable for the Coffee Shop.Even the absolute essentials of life, that trio, coffee, cake, tea,and milk, sell for ten cents; not one cent or two cents above thenormal figure but twice the normal figure! And the Maroon mustsit by hr2plc&», burning with desire to help the students, seethingwith indignation at the unexpected and incomprehensibe turn ofevents, clinging to the small remnant of hope left. The CoffeeShop has renounced its parent. ■ »THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1927In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersFrom the general run of editorialcomment and the statements issuedby both Republican and Democraticparty leaders, former Mayor Deverwent down to defeat magnificently,more magnificently than did presentMayor Thompson ride to victory. De¬ver took a majority of the votes inNorth Side wards through the firsttabulations of results, led Thompsonin fact, for most of the way. It wasthe West Side votes that pulledThompson through. Both candidatespolled most heavily where pre-elec¬tion predictions pointed, Dever in theresidential districts of the North andSouth sides, Thompson in the dis¬tricts from the stockyards back. Andboth men declare they are perfectlycontented with the turn of events.The hardest working man in Chi¬cago, Chief of Police Collins, is suchno more. Yesterday he resigned fromhis position in anticipation of dismis¬sal due to the new regime, and,though he will serve the ten remain¬ing days of Dever’s mayorship, hewill retire on pension immediatelyafterwards. We can’t blame him evenif he were to be retained whenThompson’s slash of present officialsis over. High lord of the Chicagopolice department is no bed of rosesand is not conducive to a long nora healthy life.The brothers Carrington, who arenot fraternally inclined to the extentof sharing one wife between them,are hard at it in their one milliondollar divorce suit. Colonel Carring¬ton had first claim on the wife inquestion, since he is her husband,but such a triviality did not evident¬ly deter Campbell Carrington andthe day of judgment has now camewhen all three must account for thevarious intrigues and clandestinemeetings that proved to be the ruina¬tion of what started out as a ratheragreeable marriage. Campbell hasbeen named co-respondent in the di-vorse suit and defendant in a milliondollar alienation suit, the otherbrother is being charged with cruel¬ty by his wife in her counter-suitfor divorce, while the wife ranksthird in importance with only onedivorce suit taking her time. Hap¬py little family reunion!Once again the question arises ofwhether Mr. Coolidge will run forpresident next* year or whether hewill not. As it stood a week or twoago, I seem to remember that thecount was about even, with as manydedaring the affirmative as the nega¬tive and no one very sure. This an¬nouncement yesterday puts the neg¬ative side one up and enrolls a newdiscipline in the person of SenatorMoses of New Hampshire. Said thesenator, “Mr. Coolidge’s psychologyis such that he does not wish to beconfronted with four years of dimin¬uendo.’’ That means that Mr. Cool¬idge scents the diminuendo now andfears the election might result in itsnot confronting him.SMOOTH ARKANSASLAD PROVES TO BEROUGH BOOTLEGGERPat Murphy is persona non grataat the University of Arkansas. Infact there are rumors that the frat¬ernity brother who introduced him tothe society of the campus elect hassuffered mightily from swinging bar¬rel staves....Pat Murphy registered at the Uni¬versity in February. His Cadillac,golf sticks and pet bulldog soon wonhim seductive advancements fromthe “big” fraternities. They flound¬ered after Pat, a local correspondentto the Kansas City Star wrote, “likedepot taxi drivers after a lame manwith heavy grips.” And of course ad¬dresses of local bootleggers wereshowered upon him.A few days ago twenty-five strang¬ers arrived in Fayettsville and pounc¬ed ypon eighteen bootleggers. Theywer^, taken before a United StatesCommissioner. A crew of abashedyoung collegians were also present.‘What do we do with these pa¬pers?” the students asked.“Those are witness subpoena. Thatmeans you testify against those fel¬lows who have been selling liquor tocollege boys. A bad gang they are. Eighteen of ’em. We missed some.The university authorities sanctionedour investigation and —”Here one of the students interrupt¬ed with: “Look, there’s ol’ Murphover there writing on a typewriter.Hey, Murphy! Hey, Pat! Wonderwhat he’s doing here?”“Mruphy, eh? Pat Murphy?” oneof the prohibition agents drawled.“Boys, that’s Wallace from Louis¬ville—prohibition agent de luxe. DeLuxe with a capital ‘D’ is what Imean.”0^Ql* Society's Pfv favorite music\\Harrisor OlC5AN EUROPEAN TRIP IS NOTNECESSARILY. ENJOYABLE—PARTICULARLY IF YOU HAVENEVER BEEN THERE BEFOREYou would probably decide togo now if you could be assured ofcongenial companions and thatyou were going to the right places.To those who plan ahead, a tripoff the beaten path that includesthe high spots, both historicallyand fashionably speaking, this isVagobondage de luxe—with com¬fort and economy considered. Be¬cause it is all by motor, the partyis limited to nine girls.References exchanged.LOUISE HALL THOMPSON,913 Forest Ave., Evanston, IllinoisUniversity 5894 or Harrison 7425 •ERNST • ROEltiV•5609 • HARPER'AVE-• PHONE ‘ HyOC-PflRK-6262-■flKnsr-FnoroGRflpncR *it it4>BK Official CottageFBATERNITYcJewelryWARREN PIPER 40031 N. STATE ST.WE SERVEA Student’s Luncheonfor 40cAlso A DeliciousSupper for 65cThe Last Word in Good EatsUNIVERSITY TEA HOUSEVN1VERJITY5725 Kenwood Ave. TEA*HOVJIrStudent ManagedA New Style of UnderwearThis good looking Knit-Athle&c suit is presented for the first time to University otChicago men. Designed for college men by the Style Director of the Knit Under¬wear Industry.The light weight mercerized knitted fabric gives just the right protection, is ab¬sorbent, elastic and durable. You 11 like this suit because it’s easy to get into—onlytwo buttons at the left shoulder. Has distinctive style, “V” neck edged with blue,buff or grey. And it costs only$ 1.00See it this week at University of Chicago Bookstore where it is on sale at this spe¬cial price to The Daily Maroon readers. It’s designed to sell at $1.25 to $1.50 andcan be bought for one dollar only whik this introductory stock lasts.On sale atUniversity o f Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 395 Broadway, New York CityI-M playground jj ' ,squads start spring iseason now. | The Daily SPORTS ... . ... ;j.. ....Maroonj j... .... Thursday Morning April 7, 1927 Crisler progresses asMaroon baseball coach.AGGREGATIONS BATTLE TODAYBALL SCHEDULEFAVORABLE TOCRISLER’S TEAMWisconsin, Illinois SeemTo Be StrongestFoesBy Tom StephensonHome and home sanies with Illi¬nois, Wisconsin, Northwestern, Pur¬due, Indiana, and Ohio State consti¬tute the bill-of-fare for the local ballmen this spring. On this line-up ofopponents will depend the win andloss standing; of the Maroon ninewhich is being touted as one of thefavorites for the coming Big Tenrace.This schedule appears to be ahopeful one for the Maroons. Itshould not throw any undue scareinto the local camp, but on the otherhand, with a title in the offing shouldencourage them to play the good ballthat they are capable of.Fire Purdue Veteran*l’urdue opens the season here oneweek from this coming Saturdaywith fire veterans who helped theBoilermakers win third place lastyear in the line-up. Although theyare the only one of the Maroon op¬ponents who have no spring practicetour this year, good baseball weatherhas prevailed down in Lafayettesince early mid-March and CoachLambert, aided by Art Tragressor ofthe Boston Braves, has things prettywell in hand by now.On Spring Trip*Indiana and Wisconsin on theirspring journeys now, and Illinoiswho leaves next week for the South,are expected to put up the toughestopposition for the Maroons. Theyalways do. Purdue Will PlayMaroons In OpenerChicago and Purdue will openthe Big Ten ball season here Sat¬urday, April 16. The following isthe Maroon schedule:Purdue here—April 16.Ohio here—April 23.Illinois there—April 27Northwestern here—May 4.Wisconsin here—May 7.Indiana here—May 11.Ohio there—May 14.Illinois here—May 18.Purdue there—May 21.#Northwestern—there May 25.Indiana—here May 28.Indiana—here May 28.Wisconsin there—June 4. NOTRE DAME NINETACEES PURDUENEXT SATURDAYFuture Maroon OpponentTo Take AnIrishMICHIGAN HOGSBIG TEN TITLESSix Other Schools TakeHigh Honors Too Lafayette, Ind., April 6.—Despitethe fact that rain and wet groundshave slowed up the outdoor practiceperiods and several of the early sea¬son games of the Purdue baseballsquad, the men are coming aroundinto shape nicely and much interestis being exhibited here in the gamewith Notre Dame here next Satur¬day afternoon. A record early sea¬son crowd is expected to be on handprovided the weather man will sayit with something else besides show-With six veterans returning, Wis¬consin has a good outlook providingthe doubtful eligibility of Stoll, lan¬ky pitcher, is cleared up and Larsonrecovers from a leg injury of longstanding. Barnum, three-sports man,is acting captain in Stoll’s absence.Coach Lundgren at Illinois hasthree veterans in Captain Kusinskiand Finn and right now there is ahig rivalry going on to land positionson the spring trip to start next week.Eight Back At IndianaIndiana has eight “I” men backand Coach Dean is looking at thesituation with memories of his teamof two years back which copped theConference flag. The only weakspot on the team is a reserve pitch¬ing staff, the veteran Vojteck bear¬ing the brunt of that department todate.Ohio State has just returned froma successful training tour of theSouth, while Northwestern, Lie re¬maining Maroon opponent, leavesfor the first tour in Purple baseballhistory on Friday. The Wildcats havefive very good veterans from lastyear’s team which broke even withthe Midway nine. Palmer and Mills,dependable hurlers who rate with thebest in the Conference, Solheim,•Johnson, and Janetz are the return¬ing stars. Conference Champions 1926-27Football ...Tie,Northwestern and MichiganBasketball MichiganIndoor Track WisconsinCross Country WisconsinSwimming MichiganWater Polo TieChicago and NorthwesternWrestling > IllinoisGymnastics ChicagoFencing Ohio J?tateHockey TieMichigan and MinnesotaConference titles, in spite of theseeming superiority of Michiganover the rest of the pack have beenrather evenly divided up and sharedthis year, for according to the lastcompendium no less than sevenscrools have taken unto themselvesBig Ten titles of one sort or anotherduring the 1926-27 season. Michigan jof course leads the omnipotent tenwith a tie for the football title, thebasketball and swimming supremacy,as well as a tie for the hockey cham¬pionship. Thus they loom large inthree of the most important of thesix major titles of the year, two ofwhich have not yet been decided.Chicago to date has had rather aslow year taking only on tie, forthe water polo title, and one straightclaim to the gymnastic cup. Ofcourse there is yet the baseball race,in which the going will be wide open.Then there is the golf championshipwhich Chicago won last year. In addition of two men to thesquad, Charles Maxton pitcher and"Cotton” Wilcox, second baseman,would help things considerably justat this time. Maxton sprained hisback several weeks ago in practicingin the armory and it is not back inshape yet. He may be able to twirlagainst the Irish, however. Maxtonis apparently the ace of Coach Lam¬bert’s rather slim squad of pitchers.Wilcox spent over three weeks inthe narrow confines of a hospitalroom healing a basketball injury,and it may be several weeks beforehe will be permitted to don a base¬ball suit. “Cotton” starred last yearas a second sacker. Lyle, a sopho¬more, peppery and hard hitting, isdoing the chores around second atthe present time, with Wise, catch¬er and captain, Rabe, first, Kemmersecond and Sindelar third making upthe rest of the infield. Will Enter ThreeMaroon SwimmersIn National MeetThree Maroon natators will prob¬ably accompany McGillivray to thefourth annual National individualswimming meet to be held at the Uni¬versity of Iowa on April 16. Felin-ger and Wilder will perform at thedives and Baumrucker will attemptto stroke his way to a national titlein the breast stroke. The relay teamhas been disbanded so it will not goalong, and as neither the east northe west is able to send a worthwhilepolo team, the Conference championsare forced to remain at home.No team championship will be atstake but there will be two relays.The events on the program are the50, 100, 220, and 440 yard sprints,150 yard back stroke, 200 yardbreast stroke, and fancy diving. Theevents will be held in the pool in thenew Hawkeye field house, which hasa fifty yard straightaway and is wideenough to allow all men competing inan event to swim in the final with¬out heats unless the entiry listsshould be considerably larger thanexpected.At the recent Big Ten Conferenceswimming meet at Champaign thecoaches voted by a unanimous voteto recommend to the National Col¬legiate Association that for 1928 themeet be made a team championshipaffair, with points to count, believ¬ing that this would add greater in¬terest to the meet.EVANSTON COEDSGIVEN NUMERALSCardinals WinMadison, Wis., April 6.—The Car¬dinal baseball nine, now saunteringthrough the south on its annualspring training trip, will clash withIndiana this week down in Dixie.Wisconsin scored a 4 to 0 shut-outagainst Union University of Tennes¬see in their first game last Saturday.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5»0t> fc-llis A\e.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOui Snecialtv50c WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 ‘Numerals to deserving coeds’seems to be the new Northwesterncry, and soon no doubt there willbe a women’s Auxiliary to the ‘Or¬der of the N’ or whatever they havein Evanston. For the latest from theNorth side is the announcement ofthe awarding of seven numerals toNorthwestern women for proficiencyon the women’s gym team.The teams are divided into varsityand frosh in much the usual mascu¬line manner. SIXTY-SEVEN GETAWARDS AT MADISONMadison, Wis., April 7th.—Sixty-seven Wisconsin athletes were grant¬ed awards at the recent meeting ofthe Badger Athletic Council, ten ofthe emblems granted being major“W’s” to the members of the 1926-27 basketball squad. Twelve minorletters were voted in water polo, andfive sets of class numerals.Thirty-four freshmen cagers areto receive their % numerals, twenty-one being particularly fortunate inearning their sweaters also. Fivemembers of the varsity basketballsquad will be awarded the “AWA,”signifying participation in confer¬ence games. But not for a sufficienttime to warrant a major letter.Lee Larson, Wauesha, was rec¬ommended by Dr. W. E. Meanwell asbasketball manager for next year,and was duly appointed to the postby action of the Council.SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive RatestSI Six Women MakeHonor Swim TeamMembers of the Universitywomen’s honor swimming team forthe year have been announced.They are: Ethel Brignall, NanGriswold, and Caroline Teetzel,star mermaids on the champion¬ship team; Helen Byanskas, ju¬nior team captain; ElizabethBrown and Marjorie Tolman.The Alumnae Honor meet willbe held the latter part of themonth. No definite date has beenset. Mrs. K. W. Curtis of thewomen’s athletic department, asksthat all graduate students whowish to enter the meet report toher in Ida Noyes hall.Nominees for treasurer of Tar¬pon, the swimming club, are IreneRudnick and Harriet Smith. Theelection will be held Friday.TWENTY-SIX HEEDCALL FOR FROSH SIXTEEN TEAMSBEGIN PLAY ONGREENWOOD LOTExpect High Enthusiasm ToBe Displayed InGamesThe Intramural Playground BallTournament will start today withthe following contests:At 3:30—Dekes vs. Lambda Chi.Alpha Delts vs. Betas.T. S. O. vs. A. E. Pi.Delta Sig vs. Tau Delts.At 4:30—See Good Material InYearling SquadTwenty-six men responded to thecall of Coach Norgren for Freshmanbaseball players last Monday after¬noon. The squad has been workingout at top speed with the Varsity onthe field across the Midway. This isthe first year that Frosh practice onthe Varstiy diamond.The squad is unusually large thisyear and boasts a group of big, ran¬gy players. Although little can act¬ually be said about the amount of fu¬ture Varsity material in the aspir¬ants to the Frosh Nine, the menlooked exceptionally good and inpractice and should be very valuablenext year. D. U. vs. Phi Beta Delta.Delta Chi vs. S. A. E.’s.Phi Lambda Phi vs. Delta Tau Del¬ta.A. T. O. vs. Phi Pi Phi.Hollohan, a pitcher, Reitzmeyer, afielder, Knoles, a first baseman, andCrawford, another first baseman, areoutstanding, at present, and shoulddevelop very much during the com¬ing season. The teams will meet in the largefield at 59th Street and CottageGrove Avenue where each game willbe assigned to one of the four dia¬monds.The tournament will continue withgames on Monday, Tuesday andThursday afternoons at the hours of3:00 and 4:30. Playground Ball isthe major I-M sport of the Springquarter and there will be keen ri¬valry for the many trophies.WANT FOUR HUNDREDGROUP IN TENNISIntramural officials are trying tosecure a record entry of 400 in thetennis singles to be played thisspring. This does not seem at allimpossible as 275 completed last yearwhen Bob Place went through un¬defeated. The point of the thing is,I-M heads announced, to get thestudents into competition regardlesswhether they are likely winners ornot.The Gem Restaurant1590 East 53rd StreetTHE INTERSTATE COMPANYWE SERVE:Club Breakfasts6:30 to 11:30 A. M.Noon Day Lunch11:30 A. M. to 4:00 P. M. 40cEvening Dinners - - -BitSpecial Sunday Dinners - 75c & $1- - $1.001:00 to 8:00 P. M.French Cream WafflesAla Carte Service At All HoursIfW V i| |Hf || ijin-. -•■•.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1927i jyhisfle I My life is yours, but this you know;i I only ask, why treat it so?| Why do your scorn and cast aside! My love and add to injured pride?Oh, prove untrue the mien you show!MEN’S FASHIONSFashions for men-folKs assume a newposeWith .style-notes . .hat .seem. a .lotbrighter.Blonde-headed men must wear dark-colored clothes—Brunettes must wear suits that arelighter.And so, with a flutter, we venture toask(With hope against hope we’re notcalled)If men, in Nature’s own clothing mustbask,When, by some poor luck, they’reentirely bald!—GeoG“PILL" Thompson elected mayor ofChicago, Len Small retained as gov-ernoi* of Illinois, the Board of Wom¬en’s organizations helping to run thePhoenix—what nation does the dumb¬est things? America First! !The First National Pictures cor-l>oration is sending reoresentativesaround the University in a search forcollegiate movie stars. This! To acampus which prides itself on jts badactors!“The French They Are a Funny, Race.... ”Terrible Turk:Said our instructor the other day,“The French are a rank-loving peo¬ple.” Humm-m. “rank-loving.” Real¬ly we didn’t believe you were French.However, we’re not either and wealso read Boccaccio, Bodenheim, etc.—Atropos FOLLOWING his successful satireon the Cross-word puzzle books, F.P. Adams has written an amusing listof questions and answers as his re¬action to the current parlor page,“Ask Me Another.” We quote a fewtypical lines—What is Scotland Yard? Ans.—Two feet, eleven inches.How does a kangaroo carry heryoung? Ans.—Very vtll.What was the Diet of Worms? Ans.—Dirt.What is a pogrom? Ans.—Some¬thing you can’t tell the players with¬out.DAVIDA PLEAI, mortal, could not hope to seemImmune to your transcendent gleamOf loveliness—I could not hopeIn your sheer radiance to gropeAnd grant to you a constant theme. They called that far mythical David“A man after the heart of God.”And you, following in his footsptesLift your eyes from the sod.You strive for far idealsNot realizing that you aloneSupreme within yourself—are anideal. . .An idol of shining white stone.And yet you are human also,You smile with those eyes so blue,And that smile goes right to ‘myheartStraight from the soul of you. . .“A man after the heart of God.”From your peak, higher you see.It is this greatness that makes youA man after the heart of me.—The OutcastTHE ideal European travel itiner¬ary—London, 2 days; Paris, 2 weeks,Venice, 1 day; Rome, 1-2 day; Par¬is, 5 weeks; Berlin, 2 days; Paris, 9weeks—TERRIBLE TURKYour beauty’s thought has made meswayTo passioned reveries each day;Your every thought, your everyword,Has here its answer long occurred,So to your beauty I am prey. PRESS CELEBRATESAT DINNER TONIGHT(Continued front page 1)o’clock at the Hyde Park Baptistchurch, 57th and Woodlawn. The 160guests at the dinner include Presi¬dent Max Mason, speaker, Dean Gor¬don J. Laing, toastmaster and thebookstore employees.our skin needsthis after-shaving comfortT'HE skin’s natural moisture must beconserved if the face is to be com¬fortable. Aqua Velva applied after shavinghelps the skin retain this moisture—keepsit flexible and comfortable all day long.This remarkable after-shaving liquid wasperfected by the makers of Williams Shav¬ing Cream to keep the face as comfortableas a Williams shave leaves it. In big 5-oZe ? 1bottles—50c.Williams Aqua Velva COLLEGIANS MEETNEW WAVES WITHNOVEL GROUP CLUBSWabash Students Bandin Anti-SuicideClubDiscussing the proposed formationof an anti-suicide club at WabashCollege, the Bachelor, student organ,gives a pretty sane presentation ofthe whole situation in these words:“Bringing incessantly before thepublic, such morbid tales can pro¬duce automatically the effect uponthe minds of young people which isapparent from the pages of news¬papers. Some newspapers have takena decided stand against giving suchevents any publicity whatsoever andhave absolutely refused to force thepublic to read such stories day afterday.“Simultaneously with this effort tocurb, by psychological means, theso-called ‘wave’ of suicides, comesalong a group of supposedly well-meaning students and offers a- solu¬tion of the problem by organizinga club with the word ‘suicide’ incor¬porated in its title and whose mem¬ bers are asked to devote their timeto studying the situation and, inci-dently giving it some publicity.I hey are defeating their purposeeven before the organization is ableto function toward the accomplish¬ment of the goal. They are uncon¬sciously offering a half-witted solu¬tion to undergraduate despondencyIf the germ of student suicide is tobe exterminated, the newspapersmust cease to publish such unsavoryaccounts, which have ceased to benews, and give the student mind ofAmerica a greater chance to workin other channels.”DE SELINCOURT TOVIEW WORDSWORTHFROM NEW ANGLE(Continued from page 1)Literature at the University of Bir¬mingham, England, are a criticaledition of Wordsworth's “Guide tothe Lakes” and “Walt Whitman.”The Frolic Theatre IDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic Theatre 'Cigarettes Fountain Service •Tel H. Park 0761Corn**- Phis \ venue and 5^th St.DRESS SUITRENTAL CO.TUXEDOS(Collegiate Models)Perfect Fit GuaranteedRoom 310 CapitolBldg.,3rd Floor.Randolph 3776State & RandolphThe Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For Information, addraaaThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Social WorkSIS W. Slat St.. New York City.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1510 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0960 Beverly S009 GO!Get out in the openl After¬noons or evenings—rent a newcar to drive as your own.Costs less than the theatre.You can go anywhere, any¬time, in open or closed cars.n21 E 63rd St.W. P. 210J TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONE(SawcuaJcVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOr Program Even)Sunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATISEfS DAILY Arams30cJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR CVENIN6 RE-ELECTION FOR COUNCILUNSEATS TWO' (Continued from page 1)Kresse collected 29 votes making hertotal 135.Forty-six ballots had to be voidedbecause they hacl been marked in¬correctly, eleven were disqualifiedbecause the voters had been in thewrong chapel seat, and nine ballotswere used as samples. There were366 votes cast and 134 ballots re¬mained of the 566 printed. en cabinet, kitchen ware; other goods.Excellent Reasonable. Address 142(1E. 57th St., Midway 0613.FOR SALE—Typewriter. Reason¬able. J. M Allman, 5415 UniversityAve, Midway 5177.CLASSIFIED ADSFOR SALE —Household goods:Simmons twin beds, antique chest ofdrawers, couch, dining room set, kitch- WANTED— Woman student parttime to care for four year old childand light housework in exchange forroom and board. Phone Mrs. Ken¬nedy, Stewart 5263FOR RENT—-Single or double room.6051 Ellis Avenue. Dorchester 1751$6.WANTED—A wife or mother ofstudent to care for 3-year-old girlduring the day. Phone Fairfax 7634,after 4 p. m.AN INVITATIONit extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 67th STREETRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN'S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling> Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing. THE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 East 57th StreetNEWLY DECORATEDOnen from 7:15 a. m. to 8 p. m.Both a la carte and table d’hoteservice.*A Homey Place for Homey Folk*'and withNew Ventilating System andother Equipment for the bet¬terment of our service andvour comfort.and the joy-friend...Prince AlbertWHEN my father was in college, "Put that inyour pipe and smoke it!” was considered snappyconversation. I’m ready to take this old lineliterally when the talk centers around PrinceAlbert. Because P. A. makes two of what Ilike in a pipe.All wise-cracking aside, P. A. is the moneywhen it comes to deep-down satisfaction in asmoke. It’s got everything! Cool as the trailof the ice-man across the kitchen. Sweet asvacation. Fragrant as a pine forest.Think up your own similes. You’ll write themall in the column headed "Superlative Degree”when you learn the joys of a jimmy-pipe andPrince Albert. If you don’t know this grand oldsmoke, come around to my room and I’ll giveyou a load. r. A. It told everywhere Imtidy red tint, pound end half-pound lin humidort, endpound erytlel-glett humidoriwith iponge-moittener lop.And elweyi with every hitof bite end perch removed bythe Prince Albert procett.Fringe albert—no other tobacco is like itt© 1927, L I. Reynolds TobaccoCompany, Wiiv install-Salem, N. C.■ J