FRIARS TRY-OUTS BEGIN TONIGHT IN REYNOLDSfHaroon UndergraduateCouncil reelectstomorrow.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 1927what of REVOTE TOMORROW FOR COUNCIL POSITIONSIT/ternhi the absence of George Morgen-stern, today’s “What of It?" columnhas been written by Milton S. Mayer.Morgenstem will be back on the jobtomorrow.The small-town Arabs have foldednp their tents and more or less silentlystolen away, and the Ninth AnnualWorld's Greatest Interscholastic Bas¬ketball Tournament is already a meredrift among the snows of a thousandyesteryears, and there won’t be morethan one or two of us to sit aroundthe council fires of ten years henceand tell the boys how we played bas¬ketball in ’27. How Renfro of KansasCity won the consolation championshipfrom Athens,, Texas, by dropping atree throw after the final whistle, howTom Murphy of Batesville went intodry dock on personals in the big gamecrying like a baby, how one Whitsonif the Sunflower outfit caged a heavethree-quarters of the length of* thefloor and how sawed-ofl Mike Ron-dinella won his niche in the halls ofthe undying by counting that heart¬breaking free throw and salting awaythe national chantpionshop for dear oldMorton.* * * *There's something refreshing in lastweek's racket, something naive andgenuine about a lot of tousled, home¬grown lads coming half-way roundthe world to step up and box for thehonor of school, country, and God(listed in the order of importance).It's a spirit that college, whirling usabout in a maelstrom of disillusion,superciliousness, ahd pseudo-sophisti¬cation, seems to have gouged clean outof our innards."And how can man die better,Than facing fearful odds,For the ashes of his fathersAnd the temples of his gods.”There ain’t one iota of the old gleamleft in most of us that in anotherworld and another day would havesent us yowling to the rafters over vic¬tory or, in the dust of defeat, filledour throats with tears and brought alump to our eyes. Except for the teniron men invested in the prospectsof a little excitement, we don’t givea hoot out of hell whether old Maroonflutters or droops. I feel downrightqualmy about that last statement.Maybe I’ve contracted that ill towhich all fraternity horseflesh fallsheir—the wrong attitude. Maybe Iought to exclaim, with Tom Paine, OhGod, if there be a God, save my soul,if I have a soul, from Hell, if there isa Hell.These last hours have been trying,what with a regular symphony of don-ner und blitzen, not to mention theheavenly hosts weeping in torrents.But if I read the stars aright, thehounds of spring are in the offing,and it won’t be long now before allGod’s chillun get wings, the where¬withal to escape the drool and drivel ofclasses. The cradle recedes, the cryptapproaches. The great Hobbes saidthat life is at best sordid, brutish, andshort. Well, we ain’t so young nomore. Here and there one discernsa few silver teeth among the gold.And yet, blossom time insists onspringing eternal with the old ap¬peal. Happy days!* * * *If you have tears, friends, don’tprepare to shed them nowr. Georgewent and meandered off to a lumberconvention or something, leaving col¬umn one to darkness and to us. Sosomeone had to bat for Morgenstem'n the ninth. “The news,” said Sam¬uel Hopkins Adams, “must gothrntiph l,f WISE HI-LIGHTSOF FUQUA SHOWRECEIVE TALENTWatrous and Coleman toAid in SelectingEntertainersBy Charles AllenNelson Fuqua, alumnus, financier,and author, together with Phil Wat¬rous, just plain Abbott of the Order,and Hamilton Coleman, sage and time-tried producer, will be on deck at 7:30this evening in the Reynolds club the¬atre to welcome the song and dancemen about campus who hope to be inthe limelight when Joe the janitor pullsback the Mandell hall curtains on theopening performance of “Plastered inParis.” 'Those who survive these initial try¬outs will meet later in the week forthe final casting of parts.Candidates for roles are to comeprepared to recite a short poem or to“do” a part in a play, memorized ifpossible, and further, to sing somepopular song. Three minutes will beallowed for each tryout, and two menwill be selected for each part until thefirst-string cast is selected in the finalcompetition, prior to the date of pro¬duction work, April 10.“Opportunities,” Nelson declareswith a sweeping gesture, “are limitlessas far as ‘Plastered in Paris’ is con¬cerned. Besides the leads, Joan andBingo, there are culture seekers,Frenchmen, fake counts, collegians,totthpick people and society folk.”On the chorus end of the show,Joe Barron’s boys are still drillingdaily to perfect the hot step# whichthey plan to dazzle the ideas of Black-friar audiences, w'hen there turn comesin a few weeks. Barron has been work¬ing with the dancers since the begin¬ning of the Fall quarter. ‘OLD BIRD’TO RISE IN NEWFORMPoli Sci DeputiesIn Midst Of FrayShowing a willingness to combatlawlessness. Poli Sci students whoare to patrol the polls today, appliedfor the toughest sections in the cityfirst. The twentieth and twenty-cighh wards, reputed to be the mostgarrulous in the city, were the firstto be filled. In all over 200 studentswere presented with credentialsfrom the election judges as specialelection deputies.No women were assigned toother sections than those aroundthe University unless they couldbe properly escorted.ANNOUNCETALKSON NEW CHAPELSchevill Lectures Tonight OnMedieval CathedralDecree Arrangementfor Profits DivisionOn Campus JournalsThe Board of Student Publicationsand Organizations have decreed a stip¬ulation arrangement for the division ofprofits on the campus and publications.This arrangement acts in behalf ofThe Daily Maroon, the Cap and Gownand the heads of the New Phoenix.In accordance with this plan thebusiness manager and managing edi¬tor of the said publications will receivetwelve and one-half per cent of theprofits, plus tuition in full. The Renaissance Society of the Uni¬versity, whose members are people ofthe University and of Chicago inter¬ested in the offering of lectures andexhibitions on artistic subjects, is pro¬posing for this ear’s program a seriesof exhibit lectures connected with theMemorial Chapel now in its secondyear of construction. The Chapel isnot merely a brilliant work of artamong the University buildings, butrepresents a current revival in religiousart which is spreading through Amer¬ica. The historical, architectural anddecorative aspects of the Chapel areto be presented in three illustrated lec¬tures this spring. The lectures areopen to all who are interested.Professor Ferdinand Schevill of theDepartment of History, will lecture on“The Cathedral and Commune in theMiddle Age,” displaying the back¬ground of civic and ecclesiastical lifein the great age of Gothic building.The lecture will take place tonight inIda Noyes theatre.Vogt Lectures“The Structural Character of theUniversity Chapel” will be the sub¬ject of the Reverend Von OgdenVogt’s lecture in Ida Noyes Theatreon the evening of Tuesday, Aprilnineteenth. The model of the Chapel,with detailed plans of its structure.(Continued on page 4) Phoenix To BeReorganized ByDecree of BoardTICKETS FOR Y. W.BANQUET ON SALETickets for the annual Y. W. C. A.Friendship dinner to be given Thurs¬day at 6:30 in the refrectory of IdaNoyes hall have been placed on salefor seventy-five cents and may be se¬cured from the retiring and new mem¬bers of the first and second cabinets.The dinner will be followed by theinstallation of the new officers, withKathleen Stewart, the retiring chair¬man, presiding.Give Final LectureIn Oriental Series“Islam and Modern Life” will bediscussed by Associate Professor Mar¬tin Sprengling at a meeting of theNear-East club today at 4:30 in Har¬per Assembly hall. This is the last ofa series of five lectures on the Orientsponsored by the club, the first ofwhirh was sriven in December. ACACIAS VISITED BYUNEXPECTED GUESTS;$139 TAKES FLIGHTThieves, patronizing the Acaciafraternity house at 5525 WoodlawnAvenue, for the third time within sixmonths, carried booty totaling $139away with them, when they broke intothe house early Monday morning. Po¬lice thought the job an inside one andare taking fingerprints of the Acaciaboys, but the boys felt certain thatthe burglar was an outside man whohad acquainted himself with the planof the house. The Old Bird is to rise from theashes of 26-27 completely revamped.An act passed by the Faculty-stu¬dent board of Student organizationsand publications provides for the in¬validation of the present constitutionof The Phoenix on June 15 of thisyear. This act provides for a newStudent magazine whose charactershall be determined by a Faculty-Stu¬dent Guiding Committee.The “Committee of Six”The Guiding Committee of the newPhoenix consists of six individuals,three of whom are faculty members,and three, students. These membersare: The 27-28 Managing editor ofThe Daily Maroon; The Chairman ofthe Board of Women’s Organizations;The 27-28 Editor of The Forge; Prof.Robert Morse Lovett; Mrs. Edith Fos¬ter Flint; and Mr. Frank HurburtO’Hara.May Revert BackAccording to Mr. Frank O’Hara thisboard may suggest some new plan ofofficiating members in the runningof the new Student Magazine. It istheir present intention to revert backto, perhaps, the old organization planof competition as soon as they havestruck and determined the desired tonefor the new magazine.An Original ToneIt is their present opinion that al¬though the present Phoenix ra^kshigh in the racket of college comicpublications it does not strike a tonethat is in harmony with the Univer¬sity. The present day type of wise¬cracking college comic has passed thepeak of its popularit. The old-tuneliterary magazine is dead. The NewMagazine to be attempted will en¬deavor to strike an original note.Phoenix editors late yesterday de¬clined to comment on the situationuntil more developments in the affairhad culminated. It was supected thathowever that an attempt will be madeto induce the board to reconsider thenew ruling, which places the Univer¬sity humor magazine on a wholly newbasis.Publication of the Phoenix, accord¬ing to the ruling will continue withoutchange under the present managementthrough April, May and June. The ed¬itors announced that there will be noI change in policy in the last issues dfthe current year and that the rulingwill be in effect until 1927-28 admin¬istration is installed.Plimpton ExplainsIncrease In Tuition.“The High Cost of Education” willbe discussed by Mr. Nathan C. Plimp¬ton, University auditor at the Feder¬ation meeting tonight at 7 in IdaNoyes hall.Mr. Plimpton will present facts injustification of the raise in tuition, ex¬plaining how the University fees areused, using as demonstration the factthat last year’s laboratory and libraryexpenses were almost equal, althoughstudents paid only for laboratory priv¬ileges. PLAY SYMPHONY INMEMORY OF JUDSONIn memory of Dr. Harry Pratt Jud-son, Dr. Nathaniel Butler and Mr.Wallace Heckman, the largo move¬ment from Symphony No. 5, E Minor,“From the New World” by Dvorakwill be played as the opening numberof the concert b the Chicago Sym¬phony Orchestra today at 4:15 in Man-del hall. Reger’s “Romantic Suite”and selections from Wagner’s “Sieg¬fried” complete the program.Nyoall Talks ToScandinavian ClubProfessor David Nyoall of NorthPark College will be the chief speak¬er at a meeting of the Scandinavianclub tomorrow at 7:45 in the Northreception room of Ida Noyes hall.The meeting will be in the form of a“Tegner evening.” Professor Nyoallwill speak in Swedish.\ fi Star Quits Stageto Wed Dean DoraDean Walter L. Dorn, instructorin the department of History, andMiss Margaret Barnstead, star of“One-Man’s Woman,” have an¬nounced their betrothal. They planto be married June 17.Miss Barnstead who has acted inseveral Shakesperian plays oppositeWalter Hampden, is at presentwith the company of “One Man’sWoman” in Detroit.Following the wedding which willtake place in New' York, Mr. andMrs. Dorn will sail for Europe,where they will spend a year.DR. FISKE, RUSHINSTRUCTOR,DIESDeath Comes After IllnessOf Two WeeksDr. David Fiske, assistant profes¬sor of Otology and Laryngology atRush Medical College died last Thurs¬day after a severe illness of two weeks.The funeral was held Saturday atthe First Congregational Church ofEvanston. His body was taken toSherbourne Falls, Massachusetts, hisformer home, where he was buried yes¬terday. Dr. Fiske is survived by hiswife, Mrs. Mar Fiske and a daughter,Isabel.Two w'eeks preceding his death, Dr.Fiske suffered from an attack of hearttrouble which came as a resulte of aseige of influenza.He graduated from Rush Medicalcollege in 7900. Since then, besides hiswork there, he was on the operationstaff of the Marine hospital, and thestaff of the Childrens’ Memorial hos¬pital. He carried on a private practiseas an eye, ear and nose specialist. GOVERNING BODYCITES ERRORS INRECENTELECTIONIncorrect Spelling, Misnamingof Time, ReasonsFor ReballotCANDIDATES RENAMEDMenFred von AmmonJames CusackJames FlexnerWilliam HeitmannCarl HenricksonArnold JohnsonEdgar KoretzRobert MadisonRobert MasseyWomenRuth GeismanGertrude HolmesHelen KingEloise Kresse. Dorothy LowDartnell Trine».Dever For MayorAccording to DailyMaroon’s BallotsDever has the backing of the stu¬dents and faculty of the University.In a straw vote conducted yesterdayafternoon by The Daily Maroon, thepresent mayor polled eighty-threevotes to Thompson’s nineteen andRobertson’s twelve. Three studentswho were approached said that theywere unwilling to vote for any of thecandidates. The overwhelming major¬ity awarded to Dever is reflected bythe campaign photographs of the Dem¬ocratic candidate to be found in thewindows of many of the Universityhalls and dormitories.Profs Build Co-opApartment BuildingUniversity professors will, within ayear, take possession of a cooperativeapartment to be erected at 5814 Dor¬chester avenue.The architects declared that thebuilding will probably be sold to pro¬fessors and parents of children attend¬ing the University school of Educa¬tion. According to the builders theapartment will rival the “Gold-coastsky-scrapers” in beauty and comfort.The co-op which is of Romanesquearchitecture will be erected by the58th and Dorchester trust, most of themembers of which are alumni of theUniversity. Members to the Undergradu¬ate council for 1927-28 are to bere-elected.The ballot will be cast tomor¬row at chapel. Non-chapel voterswill meet at the foot of Cobbstairway between 10 and 12 tocast their ballots.The recommendation for there-election was made by theBoard of Student Organizationsand Publications in view of twoerrors which had been protestedby one of the defeated candi¬dates.Causes For Re-electionThe two errors are: 1. The misspell¬ing of Edgar Koretz’s name on theballot, a printer’s mistake. 2. An er¬ror in The Daily Maroon in the formof an announcement for non-chapelvoters which directed them to meetat the foot of Cobb stairway betweenthe hours of 10 and 12 instead of 12and 12:30. This time the 10 to 12 hourwill be observed. Thus many voteswere not cast which should havebeen, so the protesting candidateclaims.Robert Massey, James Flexner andGertrude Holmes have expressed a de¬sire to withdraw from the race, butas a matter of form the ballot will in¬clude the names of all former candi¬dates for election to Junior seats onthe Undergraduate Council.WESLEY FOUNDATIONMEETS THIS EVENINGAt the first meeting of the springquarter of the Wesley Foundation to¬night at 8:00 o’clock in the Y. M. C.A. room of Ida Noyes, a series ofslides will be shown of scenes takenin Palestine. Members and all othersinterested in Methodism are urged toattend the meeting at which the quar¬ter’s program of activities will bediscussed.Plan Spanish ClubDinner At MeetingPlans for the annual dintur of theSpanish club will be discussed by themembers of El Circulo Espanol at ameeting tomorrow at 4:30 in IdaNoyes hall. At that time it will bedecided whether the Onner will be heldon campus or at some Spanish res¬taurant downtown. The first week inMay has been set as the tentative date.i#aiMiiffif . in-11 iiiiliiriiiM itfiiiiTiililiiilPage Twolatlg iiaroimFOUNDED IN 1901fHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,sinter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:•-.09 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Hanoi*. March 18.•fS. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialicaring in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenueurionei. Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; ttusinei.a Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWaiter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines .Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle Editororeorge Gruskin Assistantlorn Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones... News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorAi Wlddifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorHetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorV letor Roterus.. Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day Editor8. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day Editor<«eorge Morgenstem Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTFred Kretschmei_ AuditorHubart Lovewell Office ManagerJoseph Kiitnzer .National Adv. ManagerMyron FulrathJack McBrmdyWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantPOST-BELLUMI AST SATURDAY NIGHT when Mr. Stagg awarded the gold" and silver and bronze basketballs to the team which had stuckthe tournament through six games he climaxed the best basketballInterscholastic the University has seen. The thing is over now,for another year, and all that remains is the post-bellum award¬ing of prizes—the comment of the campus.The actual conduct of the tournament itself, the stupendoustask of bringing the teams to Chicago, making them as comfort¬able as possible, arranging the schedule and running off the gamessmoothly and fairly, was handled masterfully by Fritz Crisler.John McDonough, as student manager, did a creditable piece ofwork, and most of his committee chairman functioned well. Pub¬licity, under George Morgenstern and Dexter Masters, was good.Erie Baker and Fred Von Ammon. Housing and Vaudeville headsrespectively, did as well as their resources permitted. The Pro¬gram. managed by George Koehn and Stnaley Young, was espe-cilly good. The Arrangements committee and the Entertainmentcommittee were fair.The very important committee headed by Ken Rouse, how¬ever, was not good. The place of such a committee is in the lock¬er room and in the fraternity house, making itself useful andserviceable and interesting. Its place is not in the radio announc¬ing booth.With the exception of this committee the Interscholastic com¬mission can pride itself on its 1927 achievement.VOTE FOR DEVERWILLIAM HALE THOMPSON’S ballyhoo methods of campaign-" ing meet the acid test of the voters today with slightly lesschance of being successful than the outlook forecasted a week ortwo weeks ago. The inference is that he is defeating his ownpurpose, to put it mildly, in advertising himself as the only sal¬vation of a country about to be brought to its knees before theking of England, and in pointing to his former term in office asthe epitome of all that is fine and righteous. For he may foolsome of the people all of the time and all of the people some ofthe time but he cannot, fortunately, fool all of the people all ofthe time. ,A short while ago, with much thundering of voice and withfeverish • George . Cohan flag-waving antics, Thompson accusedthe University and the Daily News of being co-conspirators in an/ enormous plot to dethrone the United States from what pre-emin¬ence it may possesss and humble it before the gleaming sceptre ofKing George. He charged thousands of innocent souls with beingin league with the drab British and called them guilty when theylooked bewildered. But now the sideshow is over and we enter thebig tent. Thompson was as good as Ringling Brothers while thepreliminaries were going on, but there is work to be done nowthat’s out of Thompson line. Any voter can recommend him as aballyhoo artist, but for mayor—vote for Dever. THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 1927■■ - —— - " •; : -%. ■The Favored Book at Yale—• -1 Hi1 . -Y vA representative ^committee of Yale under¬graduates has declared that the current bookwhich has the widest appeal to college men isTHE SUN ALSO RISES% •By Ernest Hemingway“A truly gripping story,” says the NewYork Times, “told in lean, hard, athleticnarrative prose that puts more literaryEnglish to shame. It is magnificentwriting.”i Because of its originality, its compellinginterest, its startling individuality,THE SUN ALSO RISES has become \a literary sensation. It is now in its "sixth large printing.$2.00On sale atTHE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOKSTORE5802 Ellis Avenue, Chicago, Illinois UNIVERSITY LUNCHrv OTry Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SnecialtySpecialBrief$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather poods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.Tel. H. P. 0980WE DO REP A l RISCAN EUROPEAN TRIP IS NOTNECESSARILY. ENJOYABLE—PARTICULARLY IF YOU HAVENEVER BEEN THERE BEFOREYou would probably decide togo now if you could be assured ofcongenial companions and thatyou were going to the right places.To those who plan ahead, a tripoff the beaten path that includesthe high spots, both historicallyand fashionably speaking, this isVagobondage de luxe—with com¬fort and economy considered. Be¬cause it is all by motor, the partyis limited to nine girls.References exchanged.LOUISE HALL THOMPSON.913 Forest Ave., Evanston, IllinoisUniversity 5894 or Harrison 7425Form 1128 ACharge to the account of.CLASS OF SERVICE DESIREDTELEGRAMDAY LETTERWIGHT MESSAGEMIGHT LETTERPatrons should mark en X oppo¬site the ci3ss of sendee desired;OTHERWISE THE MESSAGEWILL BE TRANSMITTED AS AFULL RATE TELEGRAM WESTSTEL UNIONAMNcweokcj Carlton, president george w. c. atkin*. nnsr vicb pnesioent NO. CASH Off CHOCHECKTIME FILEDSend the following message, subiect to the terms on back hereof, which are hereby agreed tof'livi.illi One man tells anotherAKENNETH HOUSECAPT ■ FOOTBALL NINETEEN TWENTY SEVEN EIGHTUNIV OF CHICAGO CHICAGO ILL v '• 11THE 'WHOLE QUESTION OF PERFECTION IN PIPE TOBACCO IS SETTLEDFOR LIFE WHEN YOU ADOPT BLUE BOAR THERE IS SOMETHINGABOUT ITS SUPREME QUALITY THAT IS FINAL AND CONCLUSIVE W2BARE TOLD BY PIPE SMOKERS IF YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTESTDOUBT OF THIS ONE DELIGHTFULPIPEFUL iVILL CONVINCE YOUTHE AMERICAN TOBACCO COt'i run“Wallie” Marks in¬eligible to play on baseball team. The DailyTuesda Morning MaroonApril 5, 1927 Track squad willdedicate Ross-Ade sta¬dium at Purdue.BALLMEN MAKE SECOND PRACTICE TRIPONE REGULAR OUTFOR GRID DRILL;MORE TO REPORT Big Ten Baseball Nines PreferBlonde Infielders for CaptainsWeislow, Lewis, Are NotIn Togs ThisQuarterAlthough Capt.-Elect Rouse andabout thirty freshmen are the onlyones to turn out for the first week of'Pring^football. Coach Stagg expectsthe remainder of the regulars to he onhand within a few days, and statesthat stringent measures will he used toinsure the immediate presence of theplayers who should have made an ap¬pearance last Monday.Of last year’s regulars, Marks, Cam¬eron, McKinney, Stan Rouse, andXeff are lost by graduation. Their po¬sitions will he hard to fill as they weregood in their own lines. Two morei men, Weislow and Lewis are noton the field yet. McDonough andKnderson on the baseball squad andSpence with the trackmen, will answerStagg’s role-call as soon as their re¬spective sports will allow.Competing against the unruly ele¬ments as well as a hectic Interschol-.istic. the squad has managed to getin a lot of practice on fundamentals,striding in particular, in accordancewith Stagg’s new system, a variedpassing attack. While no potentialstars were uncovered on last year’sirehman team, and the present playis pretty ragged, the Old Man is fa¬mous for his ability to groom raw re¬cruits into great players .and the squadshould be in vastly better condition bynext fall. The field, muddy front astead drizzle has slowed down theplay to a marked extent.Chicago To DedicateFast Purdue TrackPurdue’s Ross-Ade stadium will beused for the first time this year fortrack meets. One of the best outdoortracks in the middle west has resultedfrom two years’ of preparation. It is440 yards around, with a 220 yardstraightaway.The new track will drain fast andeasily and should soon develop a repu¬tation as being one of the fastest inthe Big Ten. To speed up the holding"i meets. Director of Athletics X. A.Kellogg is having constructed separatepits for broad jumping, high jumpingui1 pole vaulting, so that all three ofASM’S FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, April 5thJoan Crawford & Owen Moore, in"THE TAXI DANCER"Also 2 Darrels of Fun 2Wednesday. April 6thOlive Borden, in“THE MONKEY TAEKS”News & ComedyHiursday and Friday, April 7th and 8thGene Stratton Porter'sGreatest Love Story"THE MAGIC GARDEN"Big Non-Professional RevueSaturday, April 9thTom Mix, in"THE BRONCHO TWISTER"News & ComedySunday, April 10thHelene Chadwick, in"STOLEN PLEASURES"Lloyd Hamilton, in"SOMEBODY'S FAULT”Monday and Tuesday. April 11th and 12'.hLewis Stone, in"THE NOTORIOUS LADY”2 Barrels of Fun 2 Infielders are this season’s popularchoice for captains—at least in theBig Ten where only one outfielders ishonored with the pilot job. Catcher isthe most popular captain's position,there being three of them. Every posi¬tion on the team is represented out¬side of left and right fields.Capt. William Puckelwartz, Mich¬igan’s hard hitting center fielder, isthe only captain who plays in the outfield while Stoll of Wisconsin isa pitcher. Mackey of Ohio State. Kus-inski of Illinois and Wise of Purdueare the leaders who occupy the posi¬tion behind the bat.McConhell. Chicago’s leader playsshortstop, as does Stark of Minnesotawhile Hoben, Iowa captain, occupiesfirst base. Northwestern’s leader, Sol-heim. plays second and Captain Davisof Indiana is a third sacker.LEADER DROPS OUTOF MARATHON SWIMRACE IN IDA NOYESWith the withdrawal from the Uni¬versity women's marathon of its lead¬ing swimmer. Nan Griswold, secondand third place holders are fightingfor the lead. The Marathon is beingswum, via chart, in the pool at IdaNoyes hall.Nan. who was paddling along nearCudahy, the two-mile mark, when shewas suddently summoned to NewYork, had swum to a fourteen milelead in the race. Geraldine Fitzgerald,near Kensington, has a three mile startover Louise Bloom in the dash forfirst place.It is expected, however, that HelenByanskas, junior team captain andHirsch Center aquatic star, will steala swim on them shortly. The mar¬athon ends with the close of this quar¬ter. Michigan City, the fifty-sixth milepost, is the goal.SPORT SCRIBES PICKALL TOURNEY TEAMFour Southerners of which two wereBatesville, Ark., basketball men, wereplaced on the All-American basketballteam picked by the sports writers ofthe downtown papers. W. Carpenter,Batesville, and Campbell. Vienna, Ga.,were placed at the forward positions,Rogers, Florence, Miss., at center, andKowalski, Morton, and Murphy, Bates¬ville, were placed as guards on themythical five.these field events may he held at thesame time.A dual meet with the University ofChicago squad, on May 7, will dedicatethe new track. The meet was origin¬ally scheduled for the Midway, hutowing-to construction which the Ma¬roons have underway on their playingfield, it was deemed advisable to holdthe meeting here.You can put on a corn roastbarbecue, weiner party, etc,,anytime, anywhere with Saun-ders System cars. A car forfive costs less than rail fare.Glad to serve your bunch.Coupes, Sedans or Touring./ SAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.Drive It Yours elij'<3 Iowa Teams PlayIn Ten States InApril And JuneIowa City, la., April 4. — Tenstates will he visited by the four Uni¬versity of Iowa spring sports teamswhich will compete in thirty-eiight con¬tests between April and June, theschedules show. Swimmers oversteptheir normal season to compete in Na¬tional Collegiate championships.Every other Western Conferenceteam except Purdue and Ohio Statewill be met before the twenty-threedual Big Ten contests are completed.Illinois, Wisconsin, Northwestern andMinnesota each will he met four times,while three of the contests are withMichigan teams and two each with In¬diana and Chicago.Hawkeye athletes will qualify asexperienced travelers after they havecompeted in six contests in Mississip¬pi, five in Illinois, three in Wisconsin,two each in Minnesota, Missouri, andMichigan, and one in Ohio, Kansas,Pennsylvania and Indiana.Onlv thirteen of the thirtv-eight con¬tests are home affairs and all exceptfour are two-team combats. Champion¬ship meets include the National Col¬legiate swimming meet at Iowa City,the National Collegiate track meet atChicago, the Western Conferencetrack champions at Madison, and. theBig Ten tournament- at Chicago l-M PLAYGROUNDBALL GAMES TO Meet Indiana State Normal NineIn Double Bill At Terre HauteRFPIN THIIRQnAV Leave Thursday Night Handicapped By Ineligibility ofDLUili illUItul/rll j Marks; Work Through Rain In Short DrillOffer Number Of AwardsTo Winners InTourneyThe Intramural Playground BallTournament will get under way Thurs¬day, April 7, I-M officials announcedyesterday. Entries positively close to¬day at 1:30. The games will be playedon the Intramural diamonds at 59thand Cottage Grove Avenue at thehours of 3:00 and 4:30 on Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday afternoons.7’he schedules are in the making.There will be a gold trophy and tengold medalettes presented to the Uni¬versity Champions; a silver trophy tothe runners-up, and a bronze trophyto the third place winner. A silver cupwill be presented to each league win¬ner; medallettes will be awarded to thegraduate league champions.Last years’ tournament was won bySigma Nu. Kappa Nu was runner-up.An early spring has given the teamstime to practice and they should he infine shape for the tournament.All those interested in umpiringshould leave their names and phonenumbers with Bill King at the AlphaSig House or in the Intramural office.* SPORT BULLETINCandidates for The Varsity TennisTeam meet at Dr. Reed’s Office inBartlett Gymnasium this afternoon atthree o’clock.0/TOWER6JRD AND BLACKSTONE(9^I[^aiLAJjrYL(SAAjCUjJcVAUDEVILLE~4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete Change .Of Program EvenjSunday & ThursdayDAILY *3?BARGAINMATINEESJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING Only Two Ohio U.Cagers Get AwardsOnly two Ohio University basket¬ball players will receive their lettersthis year according to an announce¬ment from the faculty committee onathletics. Walton and Burkholder arethe only regulars to. receive the “O”while the remaining four members ofthe team were placed on probation be¬cause of alleged irregularities in train¬ing rules. The accused players frank¬ly admitted their guilt in not holdingto the rules and will be awarded the“O” next year providing their recordis satisfactory.to theMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63-d & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - People on the Stage - 40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. Special Service forOriental StudentsCanadian Pacific’s White Em¬press fleet offers you the largestand fastest liners to the Orient,all at low cost, and the highstandard of service everywheremaintained by the “World’sGreatest Travel System.’’ Fre¬quent sailings from Vancouverand Victoria. To Japan 10 days,then China and Manila.Always carry Canadian PacificExpress Company’s Travellers’Cheques, negotiable everywhere.Full information, sailing dates andl>lans oftkitu from local steamship agents, orR. E. Elsworthy, steamship gen¬eral agent, 7l E."Jackson, TelephoneWabash 1934, Chicago, Ill. ForFreight, apply to W. A. Kittermaster, Gen. Agt. Freight Dept., 940,The Rookery, Chicago, Ill.World’sGreatestTravelSystem By Tom StephensonWith the initial April shower ofthe years putting in its unwelcomeappearance along about practice-timeyesterday afternoon. Coach Fritz Cris-ler’s ball aspirants had an easy after¬noon of it. Half of the time was spentunder the sheltering frame of StaggStadium, practicing base-sliding andsuch things to do a little warming-up.The remainder of the abbreviated ses¬sion was spent mainly in going to andcoming from the diamond across theMidway with a little mud-an-ball sling¬ing between times.Nothing new was uncovered in thisrainy drill of yesterday so it behoovesme to go back to the happenings oflast week since any baseball news orany kind of news other than that ofthe national cage tournament has notfound space on the sports page forthe last ten days.Play FridayIn the first place, the Maroon Nineis to have a post-journey added ontotheir spring training trip in the formof a three-day jaunt to the vicinity ofTerre Haut, Indiana, where they willclash hats with the Indiana State Nor¬mal team in games scheduled for Fri¬day and Saturday of this week. The team will leave for Hoosierdom 1 hurs-day evening minus the presence ofWallie Marks, which by the way, isthe second news items of importanceto he broadcast from the local ballcamp during the past ten days.Kaplan New ManThe scholastic ineligibility of Markshas set Crisler working over time insearch of a man or some men to fillthe vacancy left by the veteran hurler.Bob Kaplan of basketball fame seemsthe only likely candidate from lastyear’s frosh outfit who might fill Wal¬ly’s cleat-prints and do a respectablejob of it and he is getting the callnow along with Snapper Macklind andTed Zimmerman, veterans.THREE DAY DOINGSAT MADISON IN MAYMadison, Wis., Apr. 4.—Big Tenathletic directors, officials and coachesj will gather here on May 26, 27 and28 for a series of conferences. Thethree day convention will culminatewith the 27th annual outdoor trackand field meet of the Western con¬ference, which will be conducted atCamp Randall Stadium.outstandingTouristTHIRD CABIN SCIVICCto L i J* ‘IfW sz-ms. «*£»g&i Iff4PEmr ,* vwIn our fleets you have the choice of ROUND TRIPnjo (up)m<1 h ii<)i hip,,’ill l -ii fi•I Mill M lt 1. The only ships in the world devoted exclusivelyto this type cf travel [no other passengers carried].Minnekahda, Minnesota, Winifredian, Devoni¬an. You have the freedom cf all decks, publicrooms, etc.2. The world’s largest ship. Majestic, and the world’slargest twin-screw stean.cr Homeric.3> The largest ships carrying Tourist Third Cabin pas¬sengers to the ports ol England, Ireland, France orBelgium.zj, The largest ships carrying this class from and toMontreal.5- The largest mnnb : "Tourist” sail.ngs offeredby any line or group o. lines.1! These are but the tangible evidences of the merit of a servicewhigji has delighted thousands of college men and womeninJiikat years.tarly reservation of space is recommended.WHITE STAR LINERED STAR. LINE LEYLAHD LINS'• G/j,- ATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINEi *•**■"' co-»ah»Au E.g Disney, Mgr., 127 So. State St., Chicago, or any< rj-tff*• ,fnl iImw authorized steamship agent.50c WAVESLICENSED OPERATORSNNEDY SHOPSd St.ester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 1927Page FourrX ^VhisdeA-BLACKBEKRIEDI met my beloved in a blackberrypatch.There were no brambles, snakes, norstink bugs;No bogs, rocks, or tramps;I don’t think there were any black¬berries ....GOOD-MORNING! No. we arenot copying Mae Tinee or running outof stuff to fill up space. Instead wewant our introductory conventionalityto make you say, “Lord, but TerribleTurk is deteriorating this quarter’’—which brings us to the matter that weare not Terrible Turk. Rather we area lot of little dots that the pseudo¬moderns use to fill up spaces left bythe words their inhibitions prohibitthem from using. And what is stillmore discouraging we are not inanswer to Turk’s call for column con¬ductors. And what is worse—we arefeminine.KNOWING that the Turk has aneight o’clock class, and that he is wast¬ing away from the strain of huntinga future Mencken who can hand outepigrammatic capsules of cynicism toyou each morning, and that he needsrest after saving the boys from Bris¬tol, Conn, from the foul rushing linesof the University of Illinois represen¬tatives—-knowing all this—we haveeasily disposed of him for the time be¬ing, to assert ourselves as proper andfitting aspirants for the job of doing....Heavens! We almost forgot theWhistle part of all this.You were saying “Is this rebellion?”Of course it’s rebellion. For haven’twe manfully snatched this journalisticinstitution from the hands of its maleconductor? And is this not typical ofour other powers—if we so desired?Of course not We are not rallying thefemininists. Getting so many womentogether in a crowd, like xHat, wouldANNOUNCE TALKS ONNEW CHAPEL be insufferable. For we are not ourbest in a crowd of females, and well,a man would be sure to see us then.He must remember, though, before herelegates us from his beer and pret¬zels (coffee and crescents, in reality)that we were made from his funny-bone instead of his rib. And if wewere still feeling suppressed we couldmake caustic epigrams about our hav¬ing what he has lost. But we won’tfor we have asserted ourselves and wefeel much better. Sublimation is agreat thing, n’est-ce-pas? For the nexttime any man offers us cigarettes wewill be able to look up blithely andserenely and say, “No, thank you, Idon’t smoke.”—CHLORIS tion. Weekly rates. Reasonable, forstudents and instructors. A la carteand table d’ hote. Plaza 3775.CLASSIFIED ADSWANTED—Second or third yearlady student to tutor young girl onhigh school entrance exam, six hoursa week. Apply at Maroon Office.WANTED— Woman student parttime to care for four year old childand light housework in exchange forroom and board. Phone Mrs. Ken¬nedy, Stewart 5263,FOR RENT—Single or double room.6051 Ellis Avenue. Dorchester 1751,$5.(Continued from page 1)will be compared with famous exam¬ples of Gothic both in medieval andin modern times. The Reverend Mr.Vogt is the president of the Renais¬sance Society.On Thursday evening, May fifth,Professor Edgar Goodspeed of the De¬partment of New Testament and Ear- |ly Christian Literature will lecture inIda Noyes Theatre on “The Decora¬tive Plastics of the Chapel.” Mr.Goodspeed is chairman of the com¬mittee to determine the type and placeof sculptured work in the new struc¬ture. He will explain the symbolism ofsome of the carving processes, as wellthe figures selected; it is hoped thatas models and executed works in stonemay be viewed at closet range.Plan Further LecturesFurther lecture exhibits are plannedon the textiles, on the glass, on thewood-carving and on the organs to beinstalled in the new buildings; if pos¬sible, craftsmen at their work will bepart of the attraction. Some of thewood-carving is to be executed by afamous artisan from Oberammergau,a brother of Anton Lang who, himselfa wood-carver, is famous for his play¬ing the part of Christus in the Pas¬sion Play.Y,ou can fairly taste thecream in Nestle’s.Mild and mellow—richestin creamy flavor. Made by afamous Swiss blend, Nestle’sis a delicious confection—anourishing sustaining food.5c & 10c—plain and almondhfESTLE'sMILK CHOCOLATE GREAT CABLES TEA ROOM at6030 Harper with rooms in connec- WANTED—A student to devotepart time securing clients for wellestablished travel organization withoffices and correspondents through¬out the world. Write Enroute Serv¬ice, 175 N. Mich., tel. Central 2016.•ERNST-ROfflLfV•5609-HflRPER-AVE-■ PHONE=WDE-PfiRKS2S2-•fiRM-fflOmPflCftCOWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at Ellis Ave.□ □A Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TieOur Malted Milks. **★<DBKT* Official CollegeFBATERNITYcJewelryBadffps-Rinffs-NovettiesWAPREN PIPER &OQ31 U. STATE ST.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0960 Beverly 5009 THE SHANTY EATSHOP1309 East 57th StreetNEWLY DECORATEDOpen from 7:15 a. m. to 8 p. m.Both a la carte and table d’hoteservice.‘A Homey Place for Homey Folks'and withNew Ventilating System andother Equipment for the bet¬terment of our service andyour comfort.THERE ARE NO FEATHERS IN OLD GOLD CIGARETTESSO THEY CAN’T TICKLE YOUR THROATHi Spy, the HumanFerret y crawled out of thehaystack, a beaten andbaffled man. “I’ll tell thecockeyed world that youcan’t find a needle in thishaystadk,” he declared.“There’s 8,932,158 cig¬arettes in that heap ofsmoking enjoyment,” heannounced. “But not thesign of a cough in one ofthem.” &“I’m going to look forsomething easy now,” headded, “a cough in anOld Gold cigarette.”5.“I’m going back to thehaystack,” he continued.“I may have overlookedthe needle, but I’m con¬vinced you can’t find acough in a carload of OldGolds.” 3.Eight days later, hecrawled,out of anotherpile ... a pile of OldGold cigarettes.OLD GOLDu ITS THE SMOOTHEST CIGARETTENOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD 55* MARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYSome Suggestions ForSpring ApparelYou Should GetYour SpringCoat EarlyAs soon as the warm dayscome you will want to ap¬pear on campus in a smartsports coat. For styleand quality a coat on theorder of the importedtweed at the right is bestsuited to your needs. Abrown leather flower andunique trimming distin¬guish this coat at $50.Misses’ Sports ApparelSixth floor. South, State Sport Frocks InBright ColorsAre PopularBright and colorful dress¬es like the two-piececardigan Jersey a tthe left are an essentialpart of your spring outfit.This is one of an assort¬ment at $16.50. Thesmart one-piece dress is awash crepe. It comes inlight colors — rose, blue,beige, and tan, — and isideal for spring and sum¬mer wear.Misses’ Sports ApparelSixth floor. South, StateThe VeryNames of TheseHats AreIntriguingBut they only give one abare idea of their charmand originality. The“Tea for Two" comes inbright straws and felts,priced from $7.50 up.TT»e “Chatter box” alsoof felt in varied colors.Sports MillineryFifth floor. Middle, State.v+