Jacob Washer¬man lectures heretoday in HarperVol. 27. No. 97. Wife Batfo illaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1927WHAT Of IT?HOIICEN3T8RHFort Fairfield, the Maine represen¬tative in the meet, is combining bu¬siness with pleasure on its visit toChicago. The eastern boys trottedout onto the floor for their gamewith Roswell yesterday wearing thelegend, “Use Maine potatoes” acrosstheir backs. This one recalls the bigreal estate team, Hillsborough Highof Miami, Fla., which went into bat¬tle in the 1924 tournament carryingadvice to invest in Miami Shoresproperty on their jerseys.* * *The Phi Kappa Psi boys have hadthe most obliging team in the tour¬ney quartered on them. Muskegon,Michigan champion, was detailed tothe Phi Psis to be put up for a week,hut such was the concern of theMuskegon boys to make as littletrouble as possible for their hoststhat they went to the length of notputting in any appearance at all atthe Phi Psi house. So those hardcots that the housing committee haspassed out are going vacant thesedays, while the brothers pound itout in their usual bunks.• • *The players on the different teamsin the meet run pretty consistentlyto type. You could, sitting up in thestands, just about spot a team as tosection just by looking at the boys,if you didn’t have the easier way oflooking in your program. Alpine,Tenn., was one of the biggest argu¬ments in favor of the type theory.The southern mountaineers were allof a kind—small, thin and wiry, witha look as if all the excess poundagehad been burned out by the sun.Durant, Okla., had another set thatran to form. All the Oklahomanswere beautifully built boys, with big,muscled arms and shoulders. Thewestern “desert” schools put out alight, “bleached” type. The Chicagoteams, Morton and Englewood, havemixed man teams, predominatly offoreign origin, as one would expectfrom the sections of the two citiesthe two teams are recruited from.The eastern fives—Bristol, for in¬stance, this year, and Fitchburg last—run to a foreign personnel typicalof the New England industrial townsthe men represent.• • *Vienna, the Georgia supporter, hasthe support of the home folks, whiteAND black, to a man. Witness thisevidence—a telegram the Viennaboys received today from ClarenceNorwood, the team’s biggest support-who had to stay home becausehe didn’t have the price to comealong: “Boys give ’em all black eyesus niggers is wid you.” Clarencehas laid every penny he could get hishands on through the year on histeam, and he cleaned up around threehundred rocks this season. But it’sjust as easy go as come to a Georgiacoon, and Clarence had run throughhis fortune when the Vienna teamwas invited to the meet. The teamnearly brought him along, but thefund wasn’t quite big enough andso, tearfully pressing the last of hiswinnings—a dollar bill—into thehands of one of the players to putdown for him, he saw his boys pullout for the tourney. But he wantsthem to know he’s still back of them.• * *Morton and Englewood, the two'-hicago schools, had a nice friendlyevening of it, Morton booing the CityLeague champions when they wereon the floor, and Englewood’s crowdretaliating while the Suburban dis¬trict winners were playing. Most ofthe howling was the result of thebracketing, for the draw came outso that the teams meet today in thethird round play.* * *The jnveterate tournament houndis out .in full force again for thisyear’s meet. GlassjAeyed he sits,hour after hour, until the gym Iswims before his eyes, and phantom ,basketballs slip in monotonous sue- jcession into nothingness. VISITING CAGERSHAVING BIG TIMEAND NO_MISHAPS“Everybody Happy”; PlayersEnjoy Fraternity Lifeand ExcitementTwo days have been safely negoti¬ated by the participants in the fa¬mous W. G. I. without any drasticmishaps. First blood of the tourneywas drawn Tuesday night, the noseof Niles, running guard on the Bur¬lington, Vt. team, playing the roleof the innocent victim. Nothing moreserious than this is apparent, thoughit is yet too early to determine ac¬curately the deleterious affects thatthe notorious rough and ready cui¬sines of the eating clubs will haveon the robust constitutions of theathletes. The crisis is expected Sat¬urday.South Dakota Make* CommentLying like a gentleman, Sam Per¬rin of the Huron, S. D. team ad¬mitted the fraternity fare was ex¬cellent, and one must admit that ithasn’t slowed down this fast step¬ping outfit’s pace perceptibly. Ed.Davis of Waite High. Toledo, fullycorroborated this statement, addingthat they had received everythingthey could possibly desire at the frat¬ernity house. (God help the poor(Continued on page 2) Coleman to PickBlackfriar LyricsJudgment day has come for as¬piring Blackfriars’ lyric writers.Tonight Hamilton Coleman willselect the songs for the comingshow, “Plastered in Paris.” Thosewho submitted lyrics are request¬ed Phil Watrous, abbot of Friars,to come to the south lounge ofReynolds club at 7:30 for thetrials.Each number will be playedthrough and judgment will thenbe passed by Mr. Coleman. Theselections made at this time willbe final and within a short timethe continuity of the show willbe completed.GERMAN AUTHORLECTURES TODAYLIST Y. W. SECONDCABINET MEMBERS Wassermann on Trip StopsOff at UniversityInstall Governing Bodies atFriendship DinherAppointments to the second cab¬inet of Y. W. were announced yes¬terday by the first cabinet members.The women appointed are EthelBrignall, Frances Brooks, FrancesCarr, Susie Connor, Mable Eulette,Betty Galt, Caroll Hess, Naomi Mar-kee, Eleanor Metheny, Muriel Par¬ker, Margaret Pringle, EleanorRhodes, Emily Rowle, JeanetteSmith, Ida Snider, Evelyn Stock-dales, Betty Taylor, Herberta VanPelt.Members of the second cabinetwill be installed with members ofthe first cabinet at the annual Y.W. C. A. friendship dinner Thurs¬day, April 7, at 6:30 in Ida Noyeshall. Jacob Wassermann, German nov¬elist, who has recently come to theUnited States to superintend thefilming of one of his novels, willlecture in German on “Das Erlebuisund der Roman AutobiographischGesehen’’ today at 3 in Harper Mil.On his way to Hollywood a fewweeks ago, Mr. Wassermann paid hisfirst visit to Chicago and was enter¬tained by Professor William A. Nitze,head of the Romance department.To counteract the impressions manyGermans have heard that every onein the United States is rich andowns at least one car, the authorwas escorted through the slums andnegro quarters of the city by Pro¬fessor Nitze.Mr. Wassermann’s most recentbook, “Wedlock,” has been translat¬ed into English, and has-been oneof the best sellers in this country.Federation CouncilTo Receive Fro*hThe seven members of the Federa¬tion council will act as hostesses tothe incoming freshmen at a tea thisafternoon at 3:30 in the north re¬ception room of Ida Noyes hall.The affair will be informal as itspurpose is to give the Freshmen wom¬en a chance to get acquainted.Gressman LecturesOn Messianic Idea“The History of the MessianicIdea” will be discussed by Dr. HugoGressman, professor of Old Testa¬ment Literature of the Universityof Berlin, Germany, today at 4:30in Swift 106.Dt. Gressman, who is the editor ofa German paper, the Journal of OldTestament Science, is on a lecturetour.Cars Replaced bySkates Down -StateSince the abolition of student carsat the University of Illinois, rollerskating has reached such tremend¬ous proportions that officials wererecently compelled to ask studentsto refrain from skating on certainstreets until after the funeral of anold lady. Urbana has seen the dis¬placing of tiie cat bj( the skate. Burton MemorialDesigner DonatesBooks to CampusThrough the kindness of Mr. Chas.Hodgdon, the architect of WieboldtHall, the University has receivedfrom Wr. W. Francklyn Paris twoworks of which he is the author,“Decorative Elements in Architec¬ture” and “The House that LoveBuilt,” both volumes being excellentexamples of printing and book illus¬tration.Mr. Paris is a member of the firmof Paris & Wiley, which is now de¬signing and installing in the southwall of the reading room of HarperMemorial Library the memorial win¬dow to President Ernest DeWittBurton, the gift of Mrs. Mary F.Burton.Wieboldt Hall was recently dedi¬cated by Prof. Phil S. Allen, headof the Germanics department. It isnow under construction between theClassics building and Harper Mem¬orial library.A DAY’S WORKFeeding the five thousand pvep-sters daily if? the momentous tasksuccessfully being carried on by vol¬unteer workers of the W. A. A.The wild basketball throngs partedwith some two hundred dollars onthe first day of the tournament, inan attempt to satisy their hungerwithout leaving the gymnasium. Thegirls have been putting in twelvehours a day with no intermissions inthe service. Nickel “Hersheys,”“Copys;” Bunte’s peppermints, anddime hot dogs, cooked in the Rey¬nolds club kitchen, compose the billOf faro SMOKEBy F. J. GurneyThis is a portion of an open letterto the student body by F. J. Gurney,Assistant Recorder of the University.I have recently noticed in theDaily Maroon for March 1, the edi¬torial entitled “The Smoke Exit.”Two sentences call for a remark.“The Daily Maroon has no opinionon the advisability of smoking. Butit has a decided opinion that if wom¬en care to they should be allowedto smoke when and where theyplease.Who should give them such per¬mission and why? Why should anyperson be allowed to smoke whenand where they please? There hasbeen a lot of nonsense written aboutsmoking by women, and not over¬much sense about smoking by men.Habit Is DullingIt is to be said that any habitwhich consists in the indulgence ofan appetite tends to dull one’s senseof propriety. Smoking is not a vicebut it easily degenerates into one.I have been told that a quiet smokeafter a strenuous day tends to calmthe nerves. But this is not the rea¬son why most people do it. Still fur¬ther, no person has a right to soakhimself with nicotine so completelythat his very presence is a stench.Finally, as to smoking by women.If the finer traits conduct are notexemplified in the manners of ourwomen, where shall we find them?It is in their hands to establish andmaintain here the finest spirit ofmanliness and womanliness in per¬sonal conduct.POU SCI STUDENTSTO EXAMINE POLLSExpect Irregularities In April5 VoteIn the role of non-partisan deni¬zens of the law, students enrolledin Political Science 101 will patrolthe polls throughout the city on mor¬ality election day, Tuesday, April 5.An express duty will be to see thatevery vote is counted and to reportany irregularities to the judges. Asthe approaching election is said to bethe hottest mayorality election inthe history of Chicago the novicesare certain to find plenty to warrantthis deviation from classwork.Credentials will be given to eachof the amateur politicians so thatthey may be admitted without trou¬ble at the polls. Due to the reputedpugnacity of certain sections of thecity, special arrangements have been ,made to send only the men of theclasses to these districts. The womenwill be sent to the more peacefulpolling posts unless they expreslydesire otherwise, and will be sent tothe other sections only if they areproperly escorted.PLAN BANQUET TOHONOR DR. SOARESIn honor of Dr. Theodore G.Soares as he takes up his work ashead of the Department of PracticalTheology, the Religious EducationSociety of the Divinity School willhold a banquet, Wednesday, at 6:30in Htuchinson Commons. Dr. Soaresand Dean Shailer Matthews willspeak. Eighty guests from the facul¬ty and the department of ReligiousEducation will be present.Applications OpenFor Palos LodgeApplications for the use of theW. A. A. Palos Park Lodge have notbeen received for this week-end.Arrangements for the use of thelodge may be made between 12:00and 12:30 Thursday or Friday In theTrophy gallery in Ida Noyes hall.The cost of the lodge will be threedollars for members and five dol¬lars for non-members. Indians Sprint ToAcquire EducationThree Indian girls and threemen of the Tarahumara tribe inMexico ran exhibition races inthe Texas relays held in Austin,Texas, last week because Presi¬dent Calles promised to buildschools in their primitive villagesas a reward.The Indians were so frightenedby the strange automobiles andthe white men, the plan for hav¬ing them in the races was almostabandoned.Life in the mountains of Mex¬ico, where a journey of thirtymiles is regarded as a mere stroll,has made these Indians famousfor their endurance runs.BRITISHER TALKSONWORDSWORTHEditor and Critic on CampusThursday, April 7Dr .Ernest de Selincourt, M. A.D. Litt., and professor of Englishlanguage and literature at the Uni¬versity of Birmingham, England, isto lecture on “Dorothy Wordsworth”on Thursday, April 7th, in Harperassembly room at 4:30.Unpublished material regardingWordsworth, which is said to furnisha new light on Wordsworth’s lifeand opinions, is to be used by Pro¬fessor de Selincourt in his lecture.He is an editor and critic whosework has been mostly concerned withthe romantic poets of the nineteenthdentury.One of his recently publishedbooks, an edition of “The Prelude”of Wordsworth, is said to be unusual¬ly interesting and valuable becauseit brings together for the first timesuch ipaterials as enable a Words¬worth student to trace accuratelychanges in his life which find a rec¬ord in that biographical poem. Newtopics for further study of Words¬worth are promised in the lecture.iProf. Passes OutPennies to Boys;Can’t Waste TimeNo one in Dean Eyeler NewtonSimpson’s class in the Introductionto the Study of Society can say thathe didn’t get anything out of it. Nosir, Dean Simpson fixed that.Bribery, some might call it, andperhaps it was. At least when theclass assembled Monday for the firstmeeting of the quarter Dean Simp¬son gently but firmly passed out onepenny to each student, with the ex¬press injunction that they shouldnever reproach him with having losttheir time in taking the course.“Most of you think that thiscourse is a waste of time—that youwill get nothing out of it. I am go¬ing to prove to you that you aremistaken,” he is quoted as saying.KOEHN ILLAn attack of pleurisy forcedGeorge Koehn, a prominent Juniorand chairman of the program com¬mittee of the Interscholastic, to re- :turn to his home in Rockford, Illi¬nois, Tuesday morning.Koehn had just arrived from Rock¬ford, where he had spent the vaca¬tion, for the opening of the Springquarter when he became ill. He is aJunior editor of the Maroon and isa member of Iron Mask, the Juniorhonor society. Until his return hisplace on the Maroon is being takenby A1 Widdifield and George Jones,Junior editors. TWO HOME FIVESMOVE CLOSER TOTOURNEYCROWNMorton and EnglewoodSurvive SecondBracketToday's Gaines12 o’clock — Bothell, Wash, vs.*Pocatello, Ida.; 1 p. m.—London, Ky.vs.* Huron, S. D.; 2 p. m.—*GrandForks, N. D. vs. Eau Claire, Wis.;3 p. m.—Roswell, N. M. vs.* Bates-ville, Ark.; 6 p. m.—Eugene, Ore.vs.* Norfolk, W. Va.7 p. m.—* Bristol, Conn. vs. Flor¬ence, Miss.; 8 p. m.—Engelwood v*.*Morton; 9 p. m.—Vienna*, Ga. vs.Colorado Springs.(Asteriks denote selections inDaily Maroon forecast).By Tom StephensonPlaying to a packed house thatsaw about as much real basketball ascould be played in one evening’s ses¬sion, the eight teams which droppedthe curtain on the second round ofplay at Bartlett Gym last night putforth four of the best exhibitions tobe witnessed thus far in the NationalInterscholastic Tourney. The appear¬ance of two local teams who heroic¬ally won their games, and thematches between other outstandingearly-tourney favorites added greatlyto the excitement.Englewood, 35, Cheyenne, Wyo. 28The fans got more than theirmoney’s worth in the very first gamewhen Englewood High, Champions ofChicago, gradually pulled away fromthe fast tiring Wyoming outfit in thelast quarter to win 35 to 28.It was the uncanny shooting ofthe local boys coupled with theirfighting game under the basket thatturned the trick after their oppon¬ents had come back in the last halfto take the lead for the first timeat 20 to 19. The Cheyenne quintetsoon fell behind but came back againto tie at 26 all. From this point onthe South siders, led by the stellarDzuibaniuk and Levanston partner¬ship, cooly fought to victory.Morton High 24, Fairmont, W. Va. 22In the second game of the even¬ing, Morton High of Cicero made it100 per cent for the local enthusiastsby duplicating Englewood’s feat andannexing a bloody battle. Fairmont,West Virginia, the losers startedwith a 5 to 4 advantage, but were(Continued on sports page)Entertain ReligiousEducation LeadersHonoring the distinguished mem¬bers of the Cirriculum Committee ofthe International Council of Religi¬ous Education, the Divinity Schoolwill give a tea this afternoon from4 to 5 in the Commons room of Swifthall. All students have been invitedto come and meet the men and wom¬en who are leaders in the field ofreligious education.“Penny-Ante” WinsA. T. O. Coppers“Penny-ante” Bradley, reputedpenny matching champ of Wyomingupheld the prestige of his team(Cheyenne, Wyoming) in the W. G.I. by cleaning out the men at theA. T. O. house of every copper inthe house. A persistent rumor hasbeen set afloat to the effect thatBradley uses a two-headed penny.Two UniversitiesTry Honor PlanA reverberation of the old ques¬tion of honor versus proctor systemis sounded with a modified proctorsystem being advocated at the Uni¬versity of Michigan and a modifiedhonor system lauded at the Univer¬sity of Tulsa, Okla. Both deplorepresent examination systems and seethe need of an immediate change.Page TwoUty? Sathj JftarmmFOUNDED IN 1901fHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVBR8ITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during tbe Autumn,Elnter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription ratea:*1.80 per year; by jnaiL $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, live cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Post office, Chicago, Utuioia. March IS.tsofl. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialaooearlng In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue «telephone*: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssoclntlonThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorUeorge Ciruskin Assistanttom Stephenson.— Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koebn News EditorA1 Widdifteid News EditorMadge Child. ..-Junior EditorKoselle F. Moss Junior EditorJetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges — Day EditorU. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgens tern Day EditorMargaret Dean Sophomore DeanHarriet Harris Sophomore EditorEllen Hartman Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey Audita*Hubart Lovewell Office ManagerRalph Stitt . Classified Adv. Mgr.Joseph Klitnser National Adv. ManagerRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein...... Sophomore AssistantMynm Fulrath Sopheawre AaaMtantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assists**THE POST-OFFICE AGAINSPRING WEATHER is blamed for a multitude of sins that thehuman race could easily attribute to laziness with as much jus¬tice. Probably it is laziness that prompts us to mention again thebelated campus post office.We are still a community of 7,000 people, as large as we wereat the last writing, increased only by the advent of one hundrednew freshmen. But our persuasive editorials seem to have reach¬ed no official ear and we continue to walk several blocks to mailpackages and despatch communications of particular import.The long walks in the Spring air may be healthy and therecan be no doubt that we will not suffer unduly from the extra ex¬posure to the elements. But cold as were the walks in the winterand warm as they will be in the Summer the important element toconsider is that even students are occasionally in a hurry and evencollegians have obligations to fulfill at times.On campus we have two ideal locations for a postoffice. Onewhich suggests itself immediately is the Information Office, thesecond the University Bookstore. Both are centrally located andare managed by the University. The arrangement could be ef¬fected easily and quickly and can still be introduced this quarter.THE UNIVERSITY MEMBER IN POLITICSWE of the universities are supposed to be enlightened, to act asthe enemies of ignorance, to be the soldiers of culture, andto believe in very little but the possibilities of human progress,if in that. Although uncertain of our knowledge, those of us whohave any particularly strong and good influence have enlighten¬ment of some sort and fill the role assigned to the university mem¬ber adequately.This role necessitates continued activity in the larger societyof which any university is a part, thus causing a conflict betweenthe duties forced on us by the modern world and the other uni¬versity ideal of semi-monastic seclusion, study, and meditation.Our newer duties are splendid and necessary; the other ideal withwhich it conflicts is high, fine and also essential.One of the chief problems of the modern American universityis the minimization of this unavoidable conflict; to go to eitherextreme means disaster; we would then be compelled to choosebetween medievalism and the business college.But any adequate solution of this difficulty (if one is everdiscovered), will permit the university man and woman to inter¬vene in politics, industrial, relations* and those other fields mostdirectly touched by the social sciences. And in the meantime, allthose in and out of the universities who hate humbuggery willdo their best to fight it wherever it is encountered. As we pointedout a few days ago, those of us who are of age get a chance onApril 5. THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1927BIG TIMESVISITING TEAMS HAVING(Continued from page 1)brothers who shivered through thenights in sweat suits and bathrobes).Dick White of Durham, N. C., findseverything O. K., but then he’s hard¬ened to the grind, having gonethrough it twice before D. G. Mor¬ris of Athens, Texas, is still goingstrong, thanks to the rigorous lifeof the wide open space, “where men are men, and women are governors.”The cowboys from Cheyenne, Wyo.,are still riding ’em ragged.Coach vOwen W. 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Nomedium so effectively builds South American trade for NorthAmerican exporters as does the Exporters & Importers CreditGuide.A representative of the GUIDE will be in Chicago nextweek to interview applicants for the position of advertising solici¬tor in the Chicago territory. This is an opportunity especiallyattractive to the right kind of college man, preferably one withsome advertising experience. The GUIDE is published semi¬annually and solicitor not only will be paid an extremely liberalcommission but will have the renewal privilege on all his busi¬ness indefinitely. As a large percentage of advertising in apublicaoitn of this type sticks, the renewal privilege is as goodas interest coupons on bonds.Write fully about yourself with our guarantee that yourletter will be treated in strict confidence. Give telephone num¬ber that our representative on arrival in Chicago can arrangeinterview at once.Exporters & Importers Credit Guide321 Broadway, New York, N. Y.SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friends •Table D’Hote DinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALBall Room for All Occasions at Attractive RatesPaul & WilleyAnnounceNew CollegiateNeckwear ForSpringn .5055th St. at Woodlawn„ ) ■ ... \One door east of Finnigan’s Drug Store■‘Consolation games Hwill fill the morning billat Bartlett Gymnasium.Thursdriy MorningThe Daily SPORTS Maroon Third round of ma¬jor division in after¬noon and evening.March 31, 1927LEADS COUNTRY IN THIRD ROUNDTalk ofThe TournamentBy Dex MattersWith two days’ worth out of the„uy, the natural reaction to selectall-tou^nsment teams has set in and,despite the fact that first roundsanies aren’t as a rule enough togive an accurate line on the players,the games played thus far havebrought forth enough stars to meritmention if nothing else. As far asthe ultimate winner is concerned itis a toss-up, with Huron, South Da¬kota, looking good enough to get tothe top of its bracket. BatesviTle,Arkansas, by virtue of its 28-20 vic¬tory over Muskegon, will probablyfight it out with Grand Forks in thesecond bracket and the other halfof the draw offers Vienna, Ga., as itsleading contender after its win overWinfield, Kan., last night. If ap¬pearances count for anything thechampion Should be one of thesethree.This man Fisher of Lincoln, Neb.,which lost to Huron after beatingAlpine, Tenn., 71-9 in the first round,is good enough for any all-star teamon the strength of his first perform¬ance when he made twenty-five ofhis team’s points. Yesterday the Hur¬on defense smothered him, keepinghim from getting a basket but hewas fouled nine times and made fiveof his throws. The Huron boys usedtheir heads in playing as they did.Fouls or not, free throws count halfas much as field goals and the resultwas due to the fact that Fisher waskept out of range of the basket.Collin of Huron was high man inthe Lincoln game with seven bas¬kets, just two more than he madein the Greenville game Tuesday. Andoutside of his shooting eye, he starr¬ed on defense in both games. Heand Fisher are about as good a pairof forwards as any in the tourna¬ment. Campbell of Vienna, Bunt ofAberdeen, and Goodman of Saffordare three other good men.The center position hasn’t pro¬duced any uncanny players as yet,but Kimball of Nebraska looked pret¬ty good in his two games. Kawalskiof Morton flashed for a while in theDurant game and Whitson of Win¬field is good on offense. He seemsto be the nucleus of the Kansas out¬fit and he gets the call, if any, overKimball and Kawalski. Kirchman ofFairmont, West Virginia, is anothergood center.It’s hard to pick the guards notbecause of any scarcity of good oneshut because there are so many goodones. Ridgefield Park, New Jersey,had a beauty in Ollifans althoughthey lost to Grand Forks, North Da¬kota. Cochran of Winfield was an¬other good one, and Wichter of Vi¬enna, and Fencl of Morton are aboutthe same. Of the four, Wichter ofVienna and Fencl of Morton seem tobe the best at an all-around game.This is a dangerous business, pick¬ing all-star teams, as witness the fateof Hughie Fullerton, but it’s an en¬joyable occupation, and they don’tmean anything one way or the otherafter they’re picked.They Are SayingIt With TelegramsThe Information Desk at theTrophy Room in Bartlett has be¬come a miniature post office forthe visiting quintets. Tuesdaymorning at 8:30 there were 200telegrams which had arrived dur¬ing the night and during the daywires were coming at an averageof about one every two minutes. Prep Men To “Stag It” TonightTO GET TOGETHERAT STAG PARTIESMeet In Groups At GreekAbodesEvery visiting interscholastic teamand its coach will be feted tonightat four stag parties being given bythe Fraternity Promotion Committeeheaded by Stanley Fried. The pur¬pose is two-fold, as the parties willgive the players a chance to meettheir opponents informally and willgive them an excellent chance tomeet University men and see the so¬cial side of the University.Meet After DinnerThe stags will be held at the Dekehouse, the Phi Psi house, the Psi Uhouse, and the Delta Upsilon houseimmediately after dinner. Teamsstaying at the Chi Psi, Sigma Chi,Delta Sig, Zeta Beta Tau, Delta Up¬silon, or Deke houses will go to theDeke house. Teams staying at theDelta Chi, Lambda Chi Alpha, PhiDelt, Teke, Phi Pi Phi, or Pi LambdaPhi houses will go to the D. U. house.Teams staying at the Phi Gam, PhiPsi, S. A. E., Sigma Nu, A. T. O., orKappa Sig houses will go to the PhiPsi house, and teams staying at theAlpha Delt, Alpha Sig, Beta ThetaPi, Delta Tau Delta, or Kappa Nuhouses will go to the Psi U house.Each house is to see that its teamgets to the proper stag immediatelyafter dinner, Fried said yesterday. WESTERN TEAMSWIN TILTS EVENIN CONSOLATIONMinersville from Utah was defeat¬ed by the Aberdeen boys fromSouth Dakota in the most excitingof the first round consolation games..After the score was tied three times,Aberdeen won, 25-21. Nearly as closeand fully as exciting, was the Mis¬souri Deerfield struggle. With Brew¬er the individual star, the winnersovercame a big lead to cop, 28-24.Iowa 37, N. H. 23Displaying a steady if not brilliantbrand of basketball, Muscatine, la.,piled up an early lead and' came outon the long end of a 37-23 score,after staving off a belated rally.Their victims hail from New Hamp¬shire.S. Car. 36 Tenn.Although outscoring their oppon¬ents in the last half, the Alpine,Tenn., team failed to dent the earlylead of the South Carolina quintetand lost, (36-15. Spectacular longshots featured the game between Ok¬lahoma and Alabama, and the form¬er’s ability in that line won for themto the tune of 36-23. GYM CHAMPS GETMAJOR LETTERS;MANY MINOR ‘C”SCaptain Krogh HonoredAgain For MatSupremacyGIVE JHEM A YELLOrganized cheering for eachteam that plays will start today.Bill Weddell asks that all Fresh¬man aspirants for positions onthe cheer-leading staff report atMitchel Tower this morning at 11o’clock. Anyone who is unable to Because they were undefeated indual meets, because they are Con¬ference Champions, and because theylook as if they would continue intheir present status of National TitleHolders, four members of the gym¬nastic team have been awarded ma¬jor “C’s.”. The men whohave been recommended by CoachHoffer and approved by the boardof control as eligible to the covetedhonor are Capt. Flexner, Ex-Capt.Davidson, Nelson and Quinn. The re¬maining men on the squad, Benson,Collins, McRoy and Weaver havebeen given Old English “C’s.”Award Thirteen GrapplersBut one man, Capt. Red Krogh,has been given a major award inwrestling. Krogh is also an old “C”man, being 175 lb. champion lastyear and only losing his title in thefinal round this season. Kurtz, Pen-stone, Raysson, Sachar and Semmer-ling have been awarded the Old Eng¬lish letter, while Erasmus, Fishman,Jones, Leverde, Marsh, Stuchr andProudfoot have won the Old Eng¬lish “C” W. T.Huron Upsets Lincoln Team In Feature A. M. BattleWith all the score ranging in thetwenties or under and all of thegames closely played, the morninground proved an exciting one. Ken¬tucky, South Dakota, North Dakotaand Wisconsin teams were victorious.London, Ky., 29; Safford, Ari., 20Always in the lead, but danger¬ously threatened throughout the sec¬ond half, London, Kentucky, annex¬ed the first game of the day, elim¬inating Safford, Arizona, 29 to 20.With the score at 16 to 9 at half¬time the Western quintet came backwith a succession of pretty shots tobring the score to 21 to 18 at thebeginning of the last quarter. TheColonels worked their long pass andunder-the-basket-shot work with bet¬ter success in the final period toagain acquire a comfortable lead.Wickenham, scoring seven bucketsand two gift tosses for the winnerswas high point man.London, Ky., (29) B F PCaine, f 2 0 1Wickenham, f 7 2 0Shcell, c 3 0 1Baldwin, g 0 10Green, g 0 2 0Safford, Ariz., (20)Stimson, fGoodman, fTidwell, cRidgeway, gMillenaux, gBrown, g9Lincoln Loses to Huron, S. D.Huron, S. D., with a fast, easypassing game put out Lincoln, Neb.,25 to 16 in the ten o’clock battleyesterday.Lincoln, which beat the Alpine,Tenn., outfit 71 to 9 Tuesday, start¬ed with a whirlwind attack andwere leading at the end of the firstquarter 5 to 3. A freethrow and abasket by Collin, deadly South Da¬kota forward, put his team in the lead which they retained until clos¬ing time.Lincoln, Neb., (16)Morrison, fFisher, fKimball, cSuter g,Koster, gMoore B FHuron, S. D., (25)Campbell, fCollin, fPerrin, cHoppel, gSheridan, g B F10Grand. Forks Wins With Long ShotsA barrage of long baskets fromevery angle of the floor in the lastquarter gave Grand Forks, N. D. a28 to 20 victory over Ridegfield Pk.,N. J. in the second round game at11 yesterday.Ridgeland Park, conquerors of thehighly touted Passaic team, lookedlike sure winners at the end of thefirst half at which time they led14 to 9. During the last half NorthDakota quit trying to pierce the NewJersey defense and started with aseries of long range baskets whichwon the game.Grand Forks, N. D., (28) B F' PShave, f 5 0 2Jarrett, f 3 2 0Gorder, c 3 11Clinton, g 10 1Duchene, rg, g 0 1212 4 6Ridgefield Park, N. J.,« (20) B F PBell,f 110Gallivant, f 6 0 3Field, c 2 0 1Ollerman, g 0 11Friedman, g 0 0 19 Athens, Tex., 17; Eau Claire, Wis. 19Starting a brilliant rally late inthe third quarter Eau Claire, Wis.,overcame a 15 to 5 handicap andturned a rather dull tilt into an ex¬citing basketball game. The Badgertitle-holders triumphed over Athens,Texas, 19 to 17. The losers held a9 to 5 lead at the half and increasedit by a rally at the start of the thirdquarter. Both teams missed manytries at the hoop while the Texascowboys were unable to make goodat numerous free throws. Boylestarred for the winners with 5 ring¬ers, while Reynolds made 11 pointsfor Athens.Eau Claire, Wis., (19) B F PHugdahl, f 0 0 0Engbretson, f 2 11McQueen, f 111Gibson, c 004Dahl, g 0 0 3Boyle, g 5 0 0Kohlke, c .012Athens, Tex., (17)Sumner, f 2 0 0Tompkins, f 10 3Reynolds, c 4 3 1Moss, g 0 0 1McLaughlin, g 0 0 1Huggins, g - 0 0 0^f'-CAGO/TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9^pKfiAmvG\AOjjJcVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSChargeProgram EverySunday fit ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTSJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING1 .. ■ .. I Bristol RalliesTo Bring LoneWin For EastScores of Afternoon Games:Roswell, N. M .20; Fort Fairfield,Me. 13.Batesville, Ark. 28; MuskegonMich. 20.Eugene, Ore. 13; Jacksonville,Fla. 12.Norfolk, Va. 21; Oak Rid-ge, La.15.Bristol, Conn. 19; Gilbert, Ariz.16.Florence, Miss. 22; Minneapolis,Minn. 17.The long string of Western vic¬tories was finally broken at Bartlettgymnasium yesterday afternoonwhen Bristol, Conn., crashed throughto a 19 to 16 win over Gilbert, Ari.Bristol is the only eastern team tocome past the initial round.Another title favorite was uncov¬ered when Batesville, Ark., with abunch of rangy six footers won fromMuskegon, Mich., 28 to 20. The Ra-zorbacks showed exceedingly prettyshort pass work and with the endur¬ance that they seem to possess theyshould go far in the gruelling longrounds to come.Eugene High of Oregon, skimmedthrough to a one point win over theJacksonville, Florida, quintet in agame which though it was the clo-est of the day was a draggy, poor,exhibition of as basketball.Roswell,! N. M. though off to a poorstart, got going in the second halfand finally defeated the Fort Fair-field, Maine, team by a 20-13 count.The efforts of Gross, winning centerwere the high points of the game andthe whole attack centared about him.Maury High of Norfolk, Va., con¬tributed one more of the close gamesof the day when they pushed OakRidge, La., out of the tourney onthe end of a 21-15 score. Williamsof the winners was out for blood andcaged five buckets for the further¬ance of the cause.Florence, Miss., carried the farsouth’s colors deeper into the ever¬lasting brackets by a clean 22-17victory over Smith High of Minneap¬olis. GEORGIA, HOPE OFSOUTH, WINS OYERWINFIELD, KANSASColorado Springs SurpriseTo Down Dover In LastMinutes(Continued from page 1)overtaken early never to get the leadagain.Cicero led 13 to 11 at the halfbut could not get enough in thefront to take things comfortablyduring the final period although asemi-stalling game mixed with someflashy floor work which centeredaround Mike Haner, dimuitive drib¬bler, worked to their advantage.Satterfield led Fairmont in a lastminute rally which fell short by twopoints.Vienna, Ga. 32, Winfield, Kan. 26The easy-going Georgia delegationcontinued with the same stride thatenabled them to score fifty-threepoints in their previous engagement,and eliminated thfe title-touted Win¬field, Kansas five in the third at¬traction of the evening, 32 to 26.Even the Kansans looked helplessagainst these Southerners after Cap¬tain Campbell got his mates organ¬ized and led them to victory with hissix buckets, all from a close range.The heavy Kansas outfit was un¬able to cope with the short passgame which the victors backed upwith frenzied follow-up shots, andnever obtained the lead. The halfscore was 14 to’6.Colorado Springs 22, Dover, O. 18Although the last game of the eve¬ning was slightly below the highstandard set in the other three bat¬tles, it was probably the most ex¬citing of all in its hectic last quar¬ter which was a see-saw period ifthere ever was one. Dover held thelead up to this point and was ahead17-14 when C. Burton’s goal andtwo free shots put the Springersahead. Low’s free toss a minute la¬ter knotted the score at 18 all, andthen a gift shot by Bowen followedwith a side shot by H. Burton cinch¬ed the fray with only a minute toplay.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueSENSATIONAL NEW JAZZ POLICYOn the StageAL SHORTand his Jazz Mad Boys, inStarting Monday, April 4RAZZLE DAZZLEThe Aurora Borealis of Jazz Saturday & Sunday, Apr. 2 & 3ZIG ZAGOn the Screen“The Mystery Club”Thuns., Fri., Satur. & Sun.On the ScreenAmerica’s Greatest LaughMakerBuster Keaton, in A Blistering Jazz Spectacle,with Ted Leary.On the ScreenExclusive South Side ShowingJules Vernes’ Mighty DramaMichael Strogoffilii ill j* .! , - m> 4THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, MARCH 31, 1927^JVVbistleAFTERWARDSCruel dawncoldly bares the revels of the night.Then, like a song that unsings itselfand sickens the air—a ditty of fools,like an eternal question that is solvedand drains the soul of happiness;like a bad sheep that leaves in itswakea dull and aching thought, a bittertaste,our love is passed. Alas for allyour silken deceitsI have seen you in your bathing suit.—Gene W.THIS is the time of the year whenthe small, thin fellows who havegazed jealously at the antics of theirlarger classmates on the gridironand dance floors smile triumphantlyand seat themselves on the six inchseats at the Interscholastic games! ..You Know Your Potatoes!Dear Turk:This has been my exhortation toPocatello, Idaho: “Shoot, Cowboys,shoot. I’m getting a little hoarsefor yon.”—HaraldINDECISIONIndecision is my curse,I never order beans in a restaurantWithout wishing immediately after*wardThat I had made it ham and eggs.The shoes that I don’t buy are al¬waysThe ones I wish I had.Will it—O, appalling thought!Will it be that way about wives?—La Derniere RoseINCIDENTALLY when Idaho beatout N. Carolina last night by a scoreof 26 to 24 many people insinuatedthat the one team was superior tothe other by a long shot.More Comets and Less CommentsSir:Overheard a freshman telling hiscoed friend that teams which losein the championship tourney get achance to play in the “constellationtournament.” What could we ex¬pect in an all-star series of basket¬ball games?—The MonsterELLIOT H. PAUL wrote “Imper-turbe.” To this Interscholastic cam¬pus of strange beds and restlessnights we quote a characteristic pas-age:“Everybody was sleeping. All theworld. Beds, beds, beds. The frathouse was full of beds. The hotelwas a nest of beds. Villages, towns,cities. Oblong maps with oblongThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel H. Park 0761Cnm#»r P115« fventte and St.UNIVERSITY LUNCH0 • illis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChon cnev ^ Chow Meinr*«* c'-'®c"altv houses, oblong rooms with beds,—beds and men and women sleeping,mouths half open, breathing in andout, in and out, all under differentfaces of the moon. Chinese cooliespacked three deep into holds of junk.Hens standing asleep in rows withheads under their wings and fleasasleep under the feathers. Fat cookswith their bellies let out of corsets.Raw-boned niggers, staring in russetbrown from the sheets. Thin, shrew¬ish women with large great toesbulging out from under patchworkquits. Cabbies wrapped in horseblankets, professors in flannel nightcaps, two dyspepsia tablets. Negroes,Jews, Polacks, Gypsies, undertakers.Snoring, drooling, swelling in, puff¬ing out without volition. Thousandstens of thousands, millions, all underdifferent faces of the noon. . . .”GREENWICH VILLAGEIt’s “Village” this and “Village” thatAnd “Three Steps Down” and old“Black Cat,”And smokes and smocks—la vie Bo-heme:All that’s the Greenwich Villagetheqie.“My spirit’s free!” they loudly shoutAnd wag their wild bobbed headsabout;But it broke me, and so it looksIt’s only true in story books.—Sub DebSOME of the less cultured gentle¬men attending the Interscholastic in¬dulge in such vulgar expressions as“You bet your life.” And others ac¬tually do that very thing!—TERRIBLE TURKCLASSIFIED ADSWANTED— Woman student parttime to care for four year old child1 and light housework in exchange forroom and board. Phone Mrs. Ken¬nedy, Stewart 5263GREAT CABLES TEA ROOM atHarry Elmer Barneswill speak at Lincoln Center,Friday morning, April 1, at10:30 A. 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