The campus isalive with over400 prep schoolathletes. ®(je Batlp Jlaroon Walker Museumgets valuable pre¬historic fossil.Vol. 27. No. 95. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1927WHATOF EAST meets west in first cage gameny^Ge<ngeMn$nstem[ ,.nce had a back, wooley dog whohad (this is all true) floppy ears thatwere appended to his head like bigmops that had been pushed underl.eds and over dusty floors for a longtime, webbed feet, a very abbreviatedrail, some good whiskers, and a whitediamond shining out on his chest fromamidst all the surrounding blackness.\I1 these things went to make a very, ,dd dog—which mine was. Neitherhe nor 1 ever sought to deny it. Imice asked a friend of mine who hadsuccessively flunked out of Wisconsin,tried to start a bookstore in Oak Pack. and failed. because his friendswouldn’t trust their money in any ofhis visionary schemes), and finally be¬come editor of a dog journal, what-pecies of animal he thought my dogwas. He looked puzzled for a whileand then said: “I’m not at all wellacquainted with those sporting breeddogs.” My dog was a spaniel, so thatwas excusable. But. now I recall it,all this is very much beside the point. Care For Fame?Get High GradesGrades received in high schooland college form an adequate in¬dex of a man’s future accomplish¬ments according to acting chap¬lain, C. S. Patton. Those who aregood students in high school us¬ually remain so in college and pro¬fessional schools. An “A” collegeman has twenty-five times as muchchance for fame as the average“C” student, according to the re¬sults of extensive investigationamong college graduates. DINOSAUR FOSSILTAKES PLACE ONUNIVERSITY ROLLSkull of Dinosaur EarnsPlace in WalkerMuseumNINE WOMEN TOFETE PREP MENAppoint Committee ToEnlist Campus AidWell, let uk start again with theblack wooley dog. There he was/ andthere I was, and I used to amuse my¬self (fooling myself into thinking thatI was amusing the spaniel) by throw¬ing up a rubber ball, which he wouldcontinuously and unerringly leap upmd catch in the air. It was a good rangedtrick, and I used to like to see himwitch the hall. He used to like to don. too, but always after a while hewould get tired and finally refuse tolump at all. Instead, he would standup on his hack feet and nose the hallis it came down, then scurry after it.mil smother it with his big feet. Afterthat, he would grub it around withhi-- nose, chew it with a good deal ofvetness and chin motion, and thenfinally get up and shamble away,showing by the arrogant waddle ofIns hind parts his utter contempt forthe thing. Well, now, all this has itsapplication, for I see in the attitude't my dog towards that hall sonie-thing of what 1 feel every now andthen in hacking out this column busi¬ness. I feel all right about playingnice time after time lor a while, butHer a while (occasionally) 1 get the< ling that I’d like to give the thinga good grubbing, chew it into sub¬jection, and then get up and walk offami have nothnig more to do with ituntil I feel in the mood. And that s* he way I feel right now. . Nine campus women have beenchosen for the Women’s Interscholas¬tic Basketball committee by Kath¬erine Rose Rose, chairman. The com¬mittee consists of Madge Child, AliceCoy, Margaret Dee, Dorothy Hart¬ford, Florence Herzman, GertrudeHolmes, Evelyn Oakes, KatherineSandmeyer and Alice Wiles.The committee met for the firsttime yesterday to make plans for theevents of the week, in which the wom¬en of the University will participate.Although sight-seeing trips andrides through the city, have been ar-for the entertainment of the By Robert McCormackAn ancient dinosaur has invadedthe campus.Lambiosaurus has come to theUniversity and he’s here to stay!Unlike Queen Marie this famous din¬osaur of former ages, although rep¬resented only by his skull, will re¬main on campus for some time. Hisofficial residence will be Walter Mu¬seum.This dinosaur’s skull was securedfor the University by Mr, Paul Mil¬ler, preparator of Walker Museum,who traded two Oreodons for it. Dr.Parks, noted paleontologist and fos¬sil hunter of Toronto, Canada, wasthe former owner of the skull. Heunearthed it in the Province of Al¬berta in Canada.He’s a FreakLambiosaurus was a freak evenamong dinosaurs. He was herbivoruslike a rhinosaurus of today, but hewas possessed of a duck-like billcoupled with the comb of a rooster.The nearest relative to Lambio¬saurus previously to be found in Wal¬ker Museum was Grypsoaurus, whichwas only represented by a small mod¬el. Lambiosaurus was only a medi¬um sized dinosaur, his skull beingsomew'hat larger than that of a horse.Has Strange TripThe unusual features of this din- Campus Welcomes100 New FroshBrief speeches by leaders ofstudent activities, including Wen¬dell Bennett, Ken Rouse, JohnMeyer, Minott Stickney, and Dan¬iel Autry, will form one part ofthe program conducted by the Y.M. C. A. to introduce the hundredfreshmen who were admitted thisquarter to undergraduate life atthe University. The group willleave the Reynolds clubhouse at 3tomorrow afternoon for an hour’scomplete tour of the campus. FOUR BATTLES SHOW PROMISEIN FIRST ROUND OF FIREWORKSTwelve Hour Schedule, 10To 10, Keeps BartlettBusy for a While Franklin, W. H., vs. Salford,Ariz. Holds StageAt First WhistleILLNESS FORCESTUFTS VACATIONT. V. Smith To Fill PostAs Philosophy Head By Vic RoterusAt precisely 10 o’clock this morning, or when Phil Allen callsto order his Germanics class in Cobb 110, a referee’s whistle willtoot and two lanky boys from Franklin, N. H., and Salford, Ariz.,will leap for a basketball in Bartlett gym and the Ninth AnnualWGI will be, as they say, off. Games will be played every suc¬ceeding hour until 10 p. m., when Durham, N. C., and Pocatello,Idaho, will meet in the curtain clash of the twelfth game of theday. The remaining seventeen teamswho were so fortunate as to drawbye’s in the second round will see ac¬tion tomorrow.Four Games OutstandingFour games on today’s card areoutstanding. Plenty of spirit andvisitors during the week, the climaxand also the event to which all womenhave been urged especially to attend !will be a mixer Friday, from 4 to 6. ;in the Reynolds club. The two ilounges will he used for dancing and | osaur are clearly seen in his skull,will he decorated in maroon banners. The duck-like bill is represented byTwo orchestras have been engaged to greatly elongated jaw bones, whileplay and refreshments will be served. I the evidence indicating the presence“All University women have been j of a comb is found in two largeasked to attend because there will he projections on the top of his skullwhich supported,that appendage*Lambiosaurus had a most unusualtrip to campus, remaining in bondfor some weeks before a Universityrepresentative released him. He ar¬rived last week and will be on ex-hibitfbn within a few days, beingnearly mounted oy now. Owing to a severe sickness earlylast quarter, and the death of hiswife’s sister, Dr. J. H. Tufts, head ofthe department of philosophy, w?asforced to leave campus last week forthe gulf coast, near Mobile, to wardoff a physical breakdown.It is not certain witether ProfessorTufts will return before the end of thespring quarter. Until his return, Dr.Edward S. Ames will take charge ofhis course in Aesthetics, while Dr.T. V. Smith his Evolution of Morality.Because of this shift the Freshmancriemation course in reflective think¬ing will he divided into two insteadof three sections, Dr. Smith's classbeing given to Dr. Burt and Dr.Xorrs.Dr. Tufts has been in bad healthfor some time, and his physiciansstated that he should have taken arest before this. TODAY’S SCHEDULEAutomobile Tours to Various Pointsof Interest about the City- Mr.William Heitman, 5747 UniversityAvenue, in charge.Blackstone, Tivoli and Tower Thea¬ters host to players and coaches.University swimming pool open tovisiting teams for balance of theweek at the following hours, 10 to1, and 3 to 6.Practice at basketball courts of Y.M. C. A. College and Hyde ParkY. M. C. A.LORADO TAFT WILLLECTURE IN SURVEYCOURSE THIS SPRINGmany men from all parts of the coun¬try anxious to he entertained,’’ saidMiss Rose, chairman of the women’srushing committee.AMES CONDUCTS ATCOMMUNION SERVICEFollowing a long standing custom,students in the Divinity school andthe Chicago Theological Seminary,will assemble for a joint communionservice today at 5 in the Joseph BondChapel. Similar services have beenheld at the beginning of each quar¬ter. Associate Professor EdwardScribner Ames of the Philosophy de¬partment will officiate. MERRIAM PRESENTSPOLITICAL SCIENCECOURSE OVER RADIOWell, you (and the editor) will say,''tat’s just plain laziness—that's all'hat is. Well, 1 say in return, maybe' "ii are right, after all, but say—don’tu feel that way sometimes? Well,you say. Well, I point out, you’re"'nan then, and it's nice to41>e that jay. But now that L think of it. I:'v<- Had a whole week of vacation tosl "p in, and I ought to come hack1 of vigor for the job. But as it is,ll!'d 1 need anther wqek to rest1 m after my rest. It really ain'thi Here are the interscholastic1 v on the grounds, and they oughtgiven the official welcome. Here1 new quarter starting, with all the""g* that new quarters always bob’ with to do and to talk about. Andi' is the tournament over in Barttu Gym to see and write about. And1 c are classes that one is supposed" go to. 1 really ought to get into1 swing of things again. Perhaps inGy or so 1 shall. In the meantime,' 1 say, iiere is the 'interscholastic,"d there—THERE are the classes"d the new quarter and the rest of it,d 1'HHRE they will remain until’he last basket’s popped. Yes, this Berlin Professor,Editor to LectureProfessor Hugo Grossmann, Editorof the “Zeitsciirift fur die Alteesta-mentlischen Wissenschaft” and a pro¬fessor of Old Tes‘ament at the Uni¬versity of Berlin, Germany, willspeak on “The History of the Mes¬sianic Idea” at a public lecture onThursday at 4:30 in Swift 106. Thelecture is being sponsored by the Di¬vinity school. Professor Charles E. Merriam,head of the department of PoliticalScience, will broadcast a course inAmerican Political Theories Tues¬day, Wednesday, Thursday morn¬ings at 8, Political Science 357, overstation WMAQ during the Springquarter.The class meets four days a weekin Harper E 10. A quiz every-Fri¬day cuts the broadcasting scheduleto three lectures a week. The firstlecture was given this morning.This is not the first Universityclass to have its lecture broadcastedover the radio. The day has beenanticipated, by many comfort-lovingstudents, when they can lay in bedand enjoy the class room wisdom ab¬sorbing their education a la mode. Celibacy Spurned inFavor of Marriageby Syracuse Profs.Matrimonial bliss appeals to pro¬fessors more strongly than does singleblessedness.Statistics show that of the 713 mem¬bers of the faculty of Syracuse univer¬sity. 373 are married, while 322 stillcling to the joys of celibacy.Among the deans and directors, theproportion of those wTho succomb tomatrimony is much greater. Fourteenare married, while only four have re¬mained bachelors.Further investigation reveals thefact that matrimony denies a careerto neither husband nor wife, for thereare six marired couples teaching atSyracuse.WOMEN INTRODUCEFROSH TO CAMPUS Among the many leaders in the va¬rious fields of art who are to lectureto the general survey 106 class thisquarter will he Lorado Taft, famoussculptor and creator of the “Fountainof Time" on the Midway.Mr. Taft is to give a series of talkson sculpture, at least one of whicli willbe given at his studio across the Mid¬way. Architecture, music, painting,and literature will he the other sub¬jects dealt with in this course.MILTON C. WORKGIVES POINTERS ONBRIDGE TO CAMPUS basketball lore will be exhibited inthe following contests: London, Ky.,vs. Muscatine, la., at 11; Huron, S.D. vs. Greenville, S. C. at 1; Waite,Toledo, vs. Grand Forks, N. D., at2; and Winfield, Kans. vs. Aberdeen,S. D. at 5. Durant, Okla., Vienna,Ga., Colorado Springs, and North¬eastern High of Kansas City shouldwin their games with comparativeease.The above mentioned teams arethe class of today’s field. Of theWednesday group Muskegon, Mich.,South High of Minneapolis, . EauClaire, Wis., Ridgefield Park, N. J.,Athens, Texas, seem to possess quitereliable outfits.Although the dope on some of theteams entered is as yet comparative¬ly obscure certain teams are favoredto pull through the opening roundwith victories. In the opener Frank¬lin, N. H., although not consideredas a strong team, is given the edgeover Safford, Ariz. London, Ky.,who beat out the Lexington BlueDevils in the state tourney, shouldbeat Muscatine, la. The Kentuckyquintet is a well balanced, fast pass¬ing outfit. What edge there is inI the Lincoln, Neb.-Alpine, Tenn.game rests with the boys from SamMcGee’s state.S. Dak. vs. S. Car.Two light, fast teams will openthe afternoon festivities when Hur¬on, S. D., and Greenville, S. C., meetSouth Dakota teams have alwaysbeen popular in Stagg’s Tourney,and this one seems like it should(Continued on sports page)WEATHERMEN PUT UPNEW CAMPUS CHARTChamberlain, McClintock Rewrite TwoTextbooks For Younger Geologists Incoming freshman women whohave not been assigned to upperclass counsellors or who desire anyinformation may apply at the desk inthe foyer of Ida Noyes hall. Mem¬bers of the organization will be onduty for several days to assist thewomen who are strangefs on cam¬pus.All entering freshman womenhave been invited to a tea Thursdayfrom 3:30 to 6 in the north recep¬tion room of Ida Noyes hall. Fed¬eration is entertaining in this wa\to sponsor friendliness and goodwill. Milton C. Work, America’s leadingauthority on bridge and one of themost widely known experts in theworld, has consented to come to theUniversity in connection with the In¬terfraternity Bridge tournament. Mr.Work .will be at the D. K. E. houseMonday afternoon to instruct andcriticize as many players or would-beplayers as can be accommodated, ac¬cording to George Dygert, tournamentmanager.The leaders in the various leagueshave not yet been decided, due to in¬terruption by spring vacation, butseveral teams stand out as potential I Several positions as freshman re-champions and league winners. The ; porters in the Women’s departmentD. K. E. team has the best record of The Daily Maroon are open to en-thus far, with two victories and no j tering women or to those who havedefeats, and the Phi Psis are close , been on campus throughout the year.Do you want to know if the sunis shining in Kansas? The newweather chart in Rosenwald hall tellsyou at a glance. Installed by theWeather Bureau, the chart is a largesize map of the United States whichindicates by symbols the forecast atthe various stations of the bureauthroughout the country.Positions Open ToWomen Reportersbehind. Some of the deciding gameswill be played this week with the hopeof finishing the tournament as soonas possible. Women desiring to apply have beenasked to see Ruth Daniel, Women’sEditor after 2:30 today in the Ma¬roon office, room l. Ellis hall.Professor R. T. Chamberlin andAssistant Professor Paul Mact lintock,of the geology department, are re¬writing the “College Geology ofT. C. Chamberlin and R. D. Salisbury,which is now in use in the geologyclases. The new edition is to he intwo volumes, one to be used by'urnament was made just to order for | Geology 101, and one by 104.mood this week. Some other timeu' 0 get down to business. Only the first volume has beencompleted, and it is expected to ap¬ pear in May. The new' edition is saidto he considerably more than merelya revision. It is a complete rewTritingin a much simpler manner than theoriginal. There are a number of newillustrations. Henry Holt and Com¬pany of New York is the publisher ofboth the new and the old edition.Professor Chamberlin is the son ofT. C. Chamberlin, one of the originaleditors and now professor emeritus ofgeology. FAR WEST ARRIVESIf it is true that “the early birdgets the worm,” then the teams fromMinersville, Utah, and Bothell,Washington, should succeed in last¬ing through many rounds of thepresent tournament. The formercame in early yesterday morning,and was followed soon afterwards bythe Bothell team. Student Archaelogists ExcavateFor Prehistoric Relics In IllinoisFifteen student archaeologists willdo .actual excavating during this quar¬ter upon old Indian mounds at theCoghill Golf Course at 111th Streetand Archer Avenue, announced Dr.Fay-Cooper Cole of the Departmentof Anthropology. Seven Indianmounds have been procured by thedepartment for the use of the stu¬dents in anthropology 493. Membersof the class will begin digging in about two weeks, and wil work everySaturday and Monday. The work inexcavating w'ill give the students anopportunity to put into practice thetheories expounded in the course.The excavating should be interest¬ing work for the students, accordingto Dr. Cole, and it is hoped that byopening these Indian mounds severalmysteries of the life of the prehistoricpeople of Illinois will be solved.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29. 1927Site latlg iKarmrnFOUNDED IN 1901OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rhtes:per year: by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eachEntered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13tend, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material«»,'»nring In this paper In BriefOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Westers Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women s Editor By Dexter W. MastersMayor Dever, who is seeking- waysand means of retaining his title af¬ter April 5 when Willie Thompsonand Johnnie Robertson will try tobring it their way, is not doing sowell on the straw votes being takenaround about the city. For, whileMr. Robertson is not cutting anygreat swath in the straw system, Mr.Thompson is and he’s doing it toquite an extent.Yesterday, the bricklayers cameout for Thompson and their reasonfor that move is most simple, andobvious and simple in another senseof the word. Mayor Dever said they,upon entering the mayor’s seat, castaside a time-honored custom of build¬ing sewers with brick, which, as ev¬eryone knows, is the accepted meth- iod in sewer building circles and com¬menced constructing them with con¬crete. Such an act is not conduciveto helping the bricklayers grow richand, perforce, something must bedone about it. And there is where“Great Bill” Thompson gets thevotes. Mayor Dever, may, however, )seek consolation in the fact that theconcrete-layers, if any, should votefor him. , ed from Nanking to Shanghai wherethe American and British citizens are| concentrated and which is the lastpoint of safety, what there is of it,for them. According to latest re¬port yesterday, the United Stateswarships are centering on Shaighai,and last-minute rushes are beingmade to get the foreigners out ofthe zones of danger.The British cabinet in an earnestendeavor to alleviate the situation,is in session to consider things. Andi that’s about all that’s been done soI far. WHEREIN A GROUPOF COLLEGE MENCONDEMN THE COEDATHEISM STRIKESWISCONSIN AS NEWCIRCLE ORGANIZESCardinal Editor Laughs AtMovement; Not Alarm¬ing, He SaysEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTDeo Stone Whistle EditorDeor»e Gruskin AxxMUnttom Stephenson .._ Sports EditorGccrer Jones ..News Editor Fred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerGeoree L. Koehn New* EditorAi Widdifield News Editor Hurbert Lovewell Junior AssistantMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorSetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert &ern „ Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports Editor Joseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Fisher. .. Sophomore AssistantB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgens tern —Day Editor-mthrvn Sandmeyer Sophoiaor. EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore Editor Robert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack Me Brady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assista»»AMERICA FIRSTTHE game of basketball, when it is played hard and foughthard by a team of experts, is a beautiful thing to watch. Thecrowds who can’t tear themselves away from Bartlett gymnasiumduring the Interscholastic will testify to that. But the Inter¬scholastic tournament itself is fraught with much more signif¬icance than the sight of a series of basketball games.Forty-three groups of athletes, representative young Amer¬icans, each group the tested survivor of grueling preliminarycompetition, have come to the University of Chicago to meet andbattle for the highest high school basketball honor in the nation.Four hundred of them have traveled a team aggregate of thirty-five thousand miles to get to Chicago. They have come fromthirty-nine states.Such a tournament as this is a symbol of a new unity in theUnited States and it is an agent for the promotion of a greaterunity. Twenty years ago it would have been impossible. Now itis looked upon complacently by the average American, who hascome to take such things for granted. Oregon is brought into anew appreciation of Florida. Sombreros are brought into theken of heavy overcoats.The tournament is a symbol of a new nationalism. And it isalso the symbol of and incentive to a new and greater athleticism.The value of such an athleticism, as a field of interest, as a builderof health, as an infuser of steel in the nation’s morale, and as amoral equivalent for war, is not to be taken lightly.This basketball tournament is an event of historic importance. Counters Alice de «>Tanze, who wasonce Alive Silverthorne of Chicago,has steadfastly refused te disclosewhy she shot Raymond Vincent deTrafford, a prominent Englishman,last Saturday. Mr. Trafford was yhotwhile in the act. or rather just beforethe act, of kissing Countess Alicegood-bye from a train in Paris whichproper or not, does not seem suf¬ficient reason for being shot.Police officials who tried to learnfrom the Countess just why she per¬formed the act, were dismissed witha curt, “that’s my secret” and so itstands now. Both are in the-hospitalas the Countess turned the secondbullet on herself, but de Trafford isnot expected to live. The Countess’condition is not so serious.The scene of excitement has shift- All may be well on earth, butGod’s no longer in His heaven ac¬cording to the latest fad in Univer-siy of Wisconsin organization. Stu¬dents there have organized a “Circleof the Godless,” an atheistic organ¬ization, and have applied for a char¬ter in the American Association forthe Advancement of Atheism.Richard J. Credicott of Freeport,Ill., a sophomore, and John C. Pow¬ers of Milwaukee, Wis.. a freshman,are the leaders of the new organiza¬tion which was launched by studentshoused in the new dormitories.Announcement of the organizationwas made today in the Triad, week¬ly dormitory publication. The circlestarted with ten charter members,and its boosters claim that it isgrowing rapidly.An editorial in Daily Cardinal de¬clared : “The thinking person will notbecome alarmed over the atheistsnor any of their actions. He willnot fear for the future of civiliza¬tion because a small group of youngboys brazenly announce they areatheists and proud of it. Claim “Modem Girl” IsAlways Out for aWild Time0Modern gills are condemnable be¬cause they are “out for a wild time.”At least that is what they believedown at Notre Dame. A symposiumof seventy-two answers made by“Irish’1 students to the question“What’s wrong with the moderngirl?” revealed the above mentionedfact.Fifty-eight of °eventy-twoquestioned condemned the moderncoed as , “always out for a wildtime,” and that is, trying to keepnace with her men friends, andbringing herself down to man’s lev¬els instead of raising them to high¬er levels. Ten of the voters “stuckup” for the co-ed, and four wereneutral.“The modern girl needs certainthings, a beating a week for instance,and the impressing of the realizationthat she isn’t so nice after all,” wasone student’s reply. “Modern girlsare all bluff. They want a wild time,and usually don’t know how to haveit,” was another answer.“Not a thing is the matter withthe modern girl. It is the blue¬nosed reformer who is wrong. Sheis wholly normal, and as sweet asa woman should be.” “The moderngirl is perfect. She wants to actwild, but I think she is good at heart”reply her champions.The survey has created much in¬terest and has brought forth repliesfrom modern girls which were pub¬lished in a defense article. Somegirls blame the opposite sex for what¬ever wrongs are attributed to thegirls, all of them defend their sis¬ters, and a few, with almost moth¬erly charity, uphold the modern boy.“Most men today want a girl tobe a good sport,” one girl said, “and it has always been the weakness ofwomen to become whatever the menthey love want them to be.”“Men say they want innocentwives,” another girl wrote, “but younever hear of a woman wanting aninnocent husband. It wouldn’t do anygood. There aren’t any.” Two girlscollaborated in saying “men givethemselves away by the girl they goaround with.”“The trouble with the modern boyis that he believes what others havewritten about the modern girl,” a girlwrote “Modernness is only skin-deep,” says another. “Modern boysare O. K. underneath.”Rogers Permanent.Wave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN’S STEAM OIL $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing.COWHEY’SBILLIARD ROOM55th St. at Ellis Ave.□ DA Place of Recreation, With aComplete Line for theSmoker.□ □PIPES — TOBACCO — CIGARETTESMAGAZINES — ICE CREAM□ □The Best You Can Do Is TieOur Malted Milks.4AMERICA FIRST**THREE men are candidates for mayor of Chicago: a large, fatgentleman, twice mayor already, who flaunts his patriotismand defies those whom he considers his country’s enemies; aphysician, one-time lieutenant of the Patriot, who damns both hisrivals and Calls Down Heaven on the strong and sinful interestsbehind them; and the present mayor, a gentleman who objectsto personalities in politics, and who has spent his time during thelast four years clearing up the city’s financial confusion (broughtabout by the Patriot), and in similarly essential and thoroughlynon-political work.Those of us who do not think that Chicago is about to fallunder the influence of the King of England, and who rememberthe events the Patriot’s eight years of supremacy (and of thephysician who was then a loyal supporter of the Patriot, thereforeconcurring in all the major acts of his government), and whobelieve that the motto, “America First,” while very nice, is notparticularly relevant to a municipal election, will vote for thepresent mayor. 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A Handy Placeto Meet, Chat and Browse Around.University of Chicago bookstore5802 ELLIS HALLTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1927 Page ThreeJacob Wasserman to Give Lecture on CampusAUTHOR OF “COLTWILL LECTURE HEREWHILE TOURING U. S.Edgeworthis everypipe’sloverOn sale atUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 395 Broadway, New York CityNew style of Knit-Athletic Underwear, de¬signed by the Style Director of the Knit Un¬derwear Industry. •A new suit with a distinct style appeal forcollege men. Built for comfort, easy to get stead of eight down the front. The *'V”neck is edged with blue, buff or grey.Very light weight mercerized Jtnitted fabricthat is especially comfortable for sports orcampus wear. Elastic, absorbent, durable.into — just two buttons on the shoulder in- Stretches without tearing.SPECIAL OFFERTo introduce this suit to University of Chicago men, a special price has been made ex¬clusively to The Daily Maroon. Made to sell at $1.25 to $1.50, the suit can be bought atthe introductory price of $1.00.“Y” CHAIRMEN POSTERS PRINTEDOat John Monroe’s Print ShopTHE PALOS PRESS909 East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Hours: 10>12 a m.; 2-4 p. m.ForUniversity of Chicago Menlacob Wasserman, acknowledged asthe most important figure among mod¬ern German novelists, is to lecture inr assembly. fSl-?,V,1 farper assembly room Thursday at 3.Mr. Wassermann is touring thecountry in an effort to gain an im¬pression of American life today, andhe ha> just come from the Pacificcoast. While in Hollywood he sawone of his works made into a picture.Author of “Wedlock”"Wedlock” is the most recent ofMr. Wassermann's novels to be trans¬lated into English. It achieved con¬siderable success in this country andwas for some time one of the bestsellers; it is considered his best."World’s Illusion” is another of hisbetter-known books which has beentranslated, as has “The Goose Man.”“Das Erlebuis und der Roman Auto-biographisch Gesehen” is the title ofthe lecture, which will be delivered inGerman. The announced time hasbeen changed from 4:30 to 3 o’clock. “Kay” Rose has promised to have ;the University women assist in enter¬taining our guests. Wait for themixer Friday!The Women’s Interscholastic chair¬man and her committee plan the so¬cial functions for the tournamentparticipants. This is the second yearthat the Interscholastic has invitedthe cooperation of campus women. Ken Rouse, member of the Inter¬scholastic rushing committee andcaptain of the football team. Kenwill greet the entering Freshmen ofthis quarter.“Johnny” McDonough, a formerInterscholastic star from Yankton,S. D., is the student manager of themeet this year. John is a “C” man,participating in football, basketball,and baseball."V” chairmen who with WendellBennett, Ken Rouse, and John Mey¬er will greet entering freshmen this auarter. They are. left to right:George Reed, Bert McKinney, Myn-ott Stickney.7Zair of distinction-tmparted by a smart,becoming bat remains n~long time.. - - - if the hatis Stetson.'made.Cight toForty IbllarsWrite for Interesting Booklet•The STETSON HAT in LITERATURE"John B Stetson Company, PbiludtlpbtaSTETSON HATSdtijled for IJouticjMetiMaking Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden's Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN'SFarm Products Co. of Ill. 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Theymay use as an excuse that glossifiedbromide of “idealism.” They maysay “I don’t vote because I do notbelieve in a democracy” and gopeacefully on their way. But thatidealism is only a sham that formsa downy mitigation for their con¬science.I should like to see the Daily Ma¬roon take some active stand on the political issues of the day. I shouldlike to see it either broadcast a spasmof “Dever and Decency” or “BigBill the Builder—America First.” Ofcourse my personal opinion is thatthey should supply there aforemen¬tioned candidate, but that is an aside.This undergraduate apathy, as it hasbeen called and condemned by TheDaily Maroon, is nothing particularlythreatening, nor is it unsavory, it isonly an excuse for a phlegmatic dis¬interest which prevents the Univer¬sities of America from playing animportant role in the affairs and con¬ditions of the city, state, country,and world.—A Graduate StudentPage FourENGLISH PROFESSORCOMMENTS ON NEWWORLD’S COLLEGESDe Selincourt of BirminghamUniversity Says AmericanStudents Lack FreedomOne of the foremost educationalproblems of the present Americancollege is the lack of early discrim¬ination between the ordinary studentand the superior student, declaredProf. Ernest de Selincourt. Englishdean and professor at the Universityof Birmingham, in an interviewyesterday. According to the limitedobservation that his short stay inthis country has allowed him, Pro¬fessor de Sellincourt, believes thatthe student is not placed in his prop¬er class early enough.In English colleges the underclass¬men are sized up very soon aftermatriculation and are assigned stu¬dies accordingly upon the basis ofthe ability of the student, eliminat¬ing in this manner the two prevalentcondition among American studentsof not knowing the studies fromwhich they may derive most benefit.A natural result of this method isthe taking on of more advanced >work.More advanced work is done by thejuniors in an English school than 'by the corresponding juniors of theAmerican college, oftentimes ex¬ceeding the type of work which is Iundertaken in the senior year, Pro- ;fessor de Selincourt further stated.Smaller classes allow more personalcontact with professors in England. !and the students are advised throughthis contact as to the special linesthey may study which will be in ac¬cordance with work they intend tofollow after graduation.In this manner much of the cur- jricula which would be useless to cer¬tain students is avoided, and the Eng¬lish scholar may devote his time to !research from an early date in some ;line who will develop his intellect tothe best extent. Professor deSelin-court continued. Seminars, limited inthe average American college to spe¬cial students and graduates in most jcases, are common in the Englishschool, and open to the underclass- jmen. In general, students in Eng- iland have a greater opportunity to go iahead by themselves, and pursuestudies not required for the pre¬scribed work of day to day classesthan their American colleagues. PREP CAGE WINNERTO RECEIVE BRONZESTATUE FROM SOPHSSkull and Crescent, SophomoreHonor societ\% will present a beau¬tiful bronze statue to the winningteam of the ninth annual Inter¬scholastic Basketball Tournament.The statue, which is abouteighteen inches high, depicts a bas¬ketball player, poised in the act ofshooting a basket. This valuabletrophy will be presented in additionto the gold basketball trophy givenby -the University to the nationalchampions.According to Ray Murphy, presi¬dent of the club, it will be a rotat¬ing prize, awarded annually to thecontest winners for one years. Ateach succeeding meet it will be re¬turned and re-awarded by the club.If any high school can accomplishthe almost super-human feat ofproducing a team which can win or'place in this national contest forthree consecutive years, the trophy,which is also engraved with theclub's name, will be their perma¬nent possession.VOLUNTARY CHAPELUPHELD BY PROFS.Now that two college students haverobbed a Gary theater, a flock ofopinions on the evil influences ofeducational institutions may be ex¬pected. That there is some justificationfor the local protests against com¬pulsory chapel at the University isevidenced by statements of profes¬sors from the University of South¬ern California, who claim that thestudent is naturally religious, andthat the system of voluntary chapelhas proven successful.The modern college youth is byno means adverse to religion. Hemerely desires that it be presenteda little more sympathetically, toler¬antly and intelligently than his an¬cestors did, according to Dr. BruceBaxter, chaplain of the University ofSouthern California.“If a distinctly religious appeal,without camouflage or adulterationis made to the present student gen¬eration the response is sure,” Dr.Baxter said.Voluntary chapel has proven asuccess, Dr. Baxter believes. Out¬side attractions, such as musical pro-grams do not bring the students tochapel, according to his opinions onthe subject.“Students must know before en¬tering the chapel that they are go¬ing to get religion in undilutedform,” he said. “Modern studentshave no desire for special featuresas a drawing card for religion.”170190TO $Round TripTourist Third Cabin► The Best Time► To Qo—► ^’ Before Mid-June► or after Mid-July DANCING feet keeping time to syn¬copating, crooning, mooningmelody—an appreciative audienceresting languidly in their steamer chairs— a delightful breeze blowing overthe broad Atlantic!•This is the life—something doing everymoment — a vacation of continuouspleasure from beginning to end !This summer, take advantage ofCunard’s low rates and see London,Paris, the Continent!See Your Local Cunard CollegeRepresentative or writeCUNARD & ANCHOR LINES140 N. 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Importance of the command¬ments, according to the students, wasgraded as follows:Honor thy father and thy mother.Thou shalt have no other gods before me.Thou shalt not commit adultery.Thou shalt not steal.They shalt not bear false testi¬mony.Thou shalt not take the name ofthe Lord, thy God in vain.Thou shalt not worship any gra¬ven image.Thou shalt not covet.Remember the Sabbath day tokeep it holy.“IF for no other reason, theconsciousness of a trust im¬posed impels a desire toexcel.”THE UNIVERSITYMARKET5700 Kenwood Ave.5 Phones H. P. 0293 menComes/Take her around in aSaunders System Car. Two’scompany—drive it yourselt.Costs from Vt to V4 as muchas taxi. Use it as your ownas long as you like. Rent •new Sedan, Coach, Coupe orTouring car any time.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.Drive It YourselSYSTEM\LWheme/rifou The MightyWaterBoulevard toOnly ^ DaysOpen Sea Luxurious liners sailregularly from Montrealand Quebec. 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ATKINS. rmsT vicfrSftniocNrSend the following message, -ubiect to the terms on back hereof, which are hereby agreed to•JOHN MC D0N0TJGHPfiES JUNI0B CLASSUNIT OP CHICAGO CHICAGO ILLYOU HAVE PROBABLY HOTXCn) THE GREAT POPULARITY OP ONEFAMOUS BRAND OF TOBACCO AMONG YOUR FRIENDS WHO DEMANDPERFECTION IN PIPE SMOKING THE REASON IS THAT FORTWENTY YEARS BLUE BOAR HAS BEEN SKILFULLY BLENDED TOPROVIDE MEN OF TASTE WITH A QUALITY THAT IS BEYONDOR QUESTIONCRT'[TICISWTHERE IS LITaiu—.BETTER TOBACCO MADETHE AMERICAN TOBACCO COOne man tells anotherMake Yourselves atHome.You Are Guests forthe Week. atto Jttaroon Don’t Be Bashful.Ask for What YouWant and You’llGet It.SPORTS PAGE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, MARCH 29, 1927 PAGE FIVEFORTY-THREE TEAMS IN OPENING PLAYLARGEST NUMBEROF ENTRIES INHISTORY OF MEET BALLMEN SHOW WELL ON TRIP northeastern high, Kansas cityAND DURANT, OKLAHOMA ARE BIGATTRACTIONS ON TODAY’S CARDMore Teams, States,Champions ThanEver Before andBy Tom StephensonThis year’s Interscholastic gather¬ing of the nation’s best prep basket¬ball players, teams, and coaches is byfar the most successful in the historyof the tournament, now in its ninthyear. Herbert O. (Fritz) Crisler,now in his sixth year as the success¬ful faculty manager of this great an¬nual aflfair is the authority for theabove statement.Record Entry ListAccording to Fritz, “there are morestates represented, more state cham¬pions entered, and more teams com¬peting than in any previous meet.Last year there were forty teamsentered. This year there are forty-three. There are thirty-eight differentstates represented as compared tothirty-three last year. Last yearthirty-two state championship hold¬ers were included in the openingrounds. This year there are thirty-five. This large and very representa¬tive gathering assures the success ofthe tournament.”Many New StatesEleven states are represented inthis year’s meet who made no bidfor the national title last year. Theyare Vermont, represented bylington; Washington, Veteran OfficialsRule In TourneyMr. Oswald Tower, chief of of¬ficials for the ninth annual Inter¬scholastic Basketball Meet, has of¬ficiated in this position for fiveyears, and at the same time is nmember of and editor for theJoint Basketball Rules committee.Assisting him will be John B.Travnicek, C. P. Smidl, P. G.Reinke, A. F. Hammesfahr, J. B.Kelley and R. W. Longstreet. Themen have had years of experiencein the conduct of individual gamesand tournaments throughout thecountry .and enjoy the trust oficaches and athletic directors fromthe various sections. JOURNEY LEAVESTEAM OPTIMISTICSchedule Pre-SeasonWith Hoosiers TiltsAWARD THIRTEENMAT NUMERALSYearling Grapplers Prove ToBe Powerful SquadFor marked proficiency in grap¬pling thirteen freshman wrestlershave been awarded sweaters and1930 numerals by Coach Vorres,wrestling coach. With the exceptionof the 118 pounders and the twogur. | heavyweight divisions, two numeralswho sent Both- I have been awarded in each class.New Hampshire, represented by | Three were given to lightweights, andFranklin; New Jersey, who is count¬ing on Ridgefield Park; Wisconsin,represented by Eau Claire; Maine,represented by Ft. Fairefield; Ore¬gon, who is counting on Eugene;Florida, represented by Duval Highof Jacksonville; Virginia, representedby Maury High of Norfolk; and Ala¬bama, who has sent Tallahassee. In one in each of the latter groups.Chances Very Strong By Bob SternBack from the more or less sun¬ny south into the less sunny northafter their epoch making first south¬ern spring training trip, the Maroonbaseball men looked rather good yes¬terday afternoon in their first homeworkout in spite of the fact that anepidemic of southern memoriescoupled with some severe shiveringrather messed up the works.If all of the batting, error, hits,etc., figures are taken into considera¬tion the Maroon team had a strictlysuccessful trip. Otherwise accordingto scores the record with one gamelost to two won, it is somewhat smud¬gy. However the team outhit andmade less errors than the U. of Ar¬kansas in the game that was lost 2to 1 in 11 innings and only the scat¬tered condition of the Maroon hitsand the bunching of the Razorbackbamboozles allowed the Southernersto eke out their victory.McConnell OptomisticCaptain McConnell of the batsmenin addition to confessing enjoymentin the trip is of the opinion that theteam got just the needed polishingon the tour and his enumeration ofthe results is convincing. All of thepitchers showed up well, with Marks,Kaplan and Macklin, pegging realstingers in each of the three games.The base work was satisfying toeven the veteran and discriminating Today’s Games InScheduled OrderH. Safford, Ariz. vs. Franklin, N.London, Ky. vs. Muscatine, la.Lincoln, Neb. vs. Alpine, Tenn.Huron, S. C. vs. Greenville, S.C.Waite, Toledo, vs. Grand Forks,N. D.Durant, Okla. vs. Morton, Ci¬cero.Winfield, Kan. vs. Aberdeen, S.D. •Vienna, Ga. vs. Minersville, U.N. E. of Kan. City vs. Dover, O.Deerfield-Shields vs. ColoradoSprings.Burlington, Vt. vs. Bothell,Wash.Durham, N. C. vs. Pocatello, I. Greenville, S. C. EngagesHuron, S. D. inP. M. Opener—(Continued from page 1)j make quite a bit of headway beforeI it is eliminated. Waite High of To¬ledo and Grand Forks, N. D., willhook up in what should be an inter¬esting game. Waite, noted for itsfootball teams, has some tall fellowsin its lineup who should worry GrandTalk ofThe TournamentBy Dex Masters Winfield, Kansas Also Ap¬pears To Be AnEarly Favoriteyear’s tourney. Northeastern featuresa short pass, short shot style of playwhich seems good enough to elimin¬ate Dover, Ohio.In the other games of the dayColorado Springs is dope to winover Deerfield-Shields, hut thestrength of the other teams is notwell enough known to make predic-Forks not a little bit. Fairmont, W.V., and Tallahassee, Ala., are only ! tions.mediocre and Durant, Okla., should \ New Jersey Team Herenot only win their game with Mor- On Wednesday fans will get aton but also the bracket and the taste of New Jersey basketball forright to enter the eights. Potts and j the first time when Ridgefield Park, ! Crisler, while the batting, after thev ances or a strong team in \ar battinpr order was changed broughts.ty competition next year loom up tQ tfce hearts of cxceptinKan exceptionally itood. The yearlmE : the opposjnf, „inc The stick workof McConnell. Anderson, Marks andsquad has proven much more pow¬erful than usual, and with another’syear’s tournament experience, Vor-addition, Englewood High, champions res should have a group of title con-of Chicago, will carry local hopes tenders,itno the meet. Last year, Hyde Park,city champs, failed to enter.Many of these states have beenrepresented in former years but hadno teams in last year’s affair. Theirreturn to the meet and the additionof those states here for the firsttime this year will aid greatly thesuccess of the tournament.FIVE GYM RECORDSTOPPLE IN OPENTRACK CARNIVAL Those awarded sweaters are; 118lb., C. Winfry, Somerville, Tenn.; R.Zimmerman, Whitney, Indiana; A.Landes, Chicago. 128 lb., E. Maizel,Buffalo, N. Y.; H. Eisenstein, Chi¬cago. 138 lb., W. Mikesh, Chicago;J. Nordin, Chicago. 148 lb., J. Mil¬ler, Hammond, Ind.; H. Zornow,Chicago. 158 lb., F. Kalodozig, Chi¬cago; A. B. Hapodekli, Chicago. 175lb., W. Gifford, Michigan City. Heav-yyweight—W. Rogens, Chicago. (Continue in column six)SNAP PREPSTERSPictures of the competing inter- ;scholastic, teams were taken yester- jday at 1 o’clock. This is considered |a good omen as, it will be remember- .ed, last year the picture committee jtried for the six days of the tourna- jment to arrange for the click of thecamera but were unsuccessful asthey found that they were unable tocompete with the unusual, unexpect¬ed, and undesired three-foot fall ofspring snow.Home Tankers Take One Third andThree Fourths In Conference MeetThe breaking of five Bartlett Gymrecords featured the University ofChicago’s first annual invitation trackmeet held last Saturday night. Bothhurdle marks and the old standardsfor the pole vault and mile and twimile runs were lowered.Old Record FallsLaddy Meyers, sporting the colors yard relays failed to win a first placeof the C. A. A. cleared the bar in the | in the seventeenth annual Big Tenpole vault an inch and a half higher water meet, in the new pool of thethan the 12 foot 3 inch record held j Universit of Illinois, March 26. Theby Jacobs, Maroon in 1909. Sivak, one bright spot in the meet was thatL A. C., won the mile in 4:21.3, shat¬tering the mark held by Dick Wil¬liams, conference half-mile champ,of 4:25.5.Harold Phelps, C. A. A., trottedtwo miles in 9:37.7. Dugan, Maroon,holder of the old record of 4:41.6.trailed by half a lap.Dan Kinsey, Olympic champion,carrying the I. A. C. banner, wonthe low hurdles in .06.2, a newmark, and then pressed ClarenceP»rickman, C. A. A., to a new markof :06.4 in the high hurdles.Maroon athletes who placed wereBurg who won the high jump witha leap of 6’4”; J. Gerhardt who tiedfor third in the pole vault; Klein,(Continued on page 8) Chicago after qualifying in the , and the dive won by Groh of Illinois,fifty, hundred and hundred and fif- j It was the first time in history thatty yard free style, fancy diving, and I Michigan ever took the championshipthetwo hundred and three hundred in swimming.Claim Water Polo TitleIn Water Polo, Chicago may right¬ly consider herself conference cham¬pions. Their nearest competitor,Northwestern, finished the seasonwith a record of five wins and nolosses and the Maroons finished withsix wins and no losses. This mav bealso proven by comparative scores.Northwestern in an over-time periodbeat Iowa 6-4 and Chicago beat Iowa9-1. N. U. defeated Wisconsin 7-6and the Maroons out-swam them 9-4.Northwestern beat Purdue (at theEvanston tank) 7-0 and Chicago beatPurdue (at Purdue) 10-0. Accord¬ing to athletic etiquette it was North-western’s place to challenge Chicagoto a tilt, and this they didn’t do. TheMaroon swimmers wanted to chal¬lenge Noi'thwestern but A. A. Stagg,always the polite athletic represen¬tative, would not permit this as itwas against Chicago’s policy. With 38 states represented in theInterscholastic this year as against33 last year, Fritz Crisler seems tobe well on the way towards ropingin the few holdouts left. And thename of World’s Greatest Interscho¬lastic is becoming true in fact aswell as in name.Gilbert, Arizona, is the claimant ofthe title of having travelled the great¬est distance, and, win or lose, theteam must have the confidence tocome as far as they did, 2200 miles.According to the coach, it took themthree nights and two days to get hereand, according to the same coach,they will stay equally that long ifnot longer./The Gilbert team was picked froma high school of only thirty-fivemen and, although it has had ex¬cellent records for the past five orsix years, have never before won thestate championship or been repre¬sented here.The team from Duval High Schoolat Jacksonville, Florida, has aboutas good-looking a bunch of playersas any team on the floor judgingfrom the early practice sessions yes¬terday. Most of them are tall andrangy and all of them have a goodeye for the basket. This is the sec¬ond state championship for them andtheir first trip to Chicago. Roberts of the Oklahoma outfit madethe all-state team. Oklahoma teams,notably El Reno, have showed unus¬ual strength in the past.Kansas Team ShinesThe largest crowd of the after¬noon is expected to be on hand whenWinfield, Kans., takes the flooragainst Aberdeen, S. D. The Win¬field team is a typical Kansas outfit—rangy, fast, and clever. They drewa stiff opponent in the fast Aberdeenquintet and a lot of good basketball plays the winner of the Waite High-Grand Forks game. Ridgefield beatPassaic High this year. The latteroutfit, which has repeatedly declinedinvitations to the national meet, hasreigned supreme in New Jersey bas¬ketball circles for a number of yearsand has hung up some marvelousrecords. So Ridgefield feat of beat¬ing this team is quite a recommenda¬tion.Four Teams ReturnOnly four of the teams entered inshould be in evidence when these this year’s tourney were here last_ two teams hook up at 5.Vienna Has RecordVienna, Ga., should have no trou¬ble in disposing of Minersville, Utah.Vienna won the Cotton States cham¬pionship—a title which embraces theteams of six states. But they willhave thefr hands full when theypneetthe winner of Winfield-^b er-deen game Wednesday. Northeast- y-fGontinued from column three)flrr UirrF at‘ ITancna Pifst vaixLwai-. ± ' ■ _ern High of Kansas City replaces theweli known Westport team in thisCONSOLATION GAMESSTART WEDNESDAY year. They are Cheyenne, Wyo.,Roswell, N. M., Oak Ridge, La., andDurham, N. C. With the possibleexception of Durham none of themare very strong.BALLMEN SHOWWELL ON TRIPThe Annual Interscholastic Con¬solation Tournament will begin onWednesday, March 30, at 1 o’clockat the Y. M. C. A. College under thedirection of Coach Crysler. Gameswill be held every hour, all importantgames will be played in Bartlett Gym¬nasium. A schedule of the gamesmay be obtained at the office in theGymnasium. Price was exceptionally powerful.When the above four take the platein that coming season’s games someof the old time fence clearing ballswill most assuredly be in order.The whole regular nine, with theaddition of Zimmerman and Kaplanmade the trip, with Webster, McCon¬nell, Macklin, Marks, Price, Brignall,Anderson, Gordon, Hoerger, and Mc¬Donough taking the title roles. An¬nouncement was also made yester¬day of the scheduling of the twomore pre-season games with the In¬diana State Teachers College to beplayed April 8 and 9 at Terre Haute.W. G. I. Guests Travel Thirty-Five Thousand Miles To Meetthe Maroon 200 yard relay team wontheir feat and broke the conferencerecord with a time of 1:39 1-5. Inthe finals, however, they slipped upand Michigan won with the sametime and gol the credit for breakingthe record, although Chicago reallydid it first.In a brief summary of events Okertook third in the 50 yard free style,Baumrucker fourth in the 200 yardbreast stroke, Noyes (capt.) fourthin the 100 yard free style, and Chi¬cago fourth in the 200 yard relay.Michigan scored 49 points, thelargest team total ever amassed inthe competition. They won all theevents except two the breast stroke,which went to Kratz of Wisconsin, Bartlett gym is the gauge for sar¬torial preferences during this week,besides basketball. The Gilbert teamis advertising handsome squirrelhats with wide brims and equallyhigh crowns and, whatever theirdrawbacks, they should be warm.During the process of taking pic¬tures of all the visiting players andcoaches, and about a hundred Univer¬sity dare-devils, one boy appearedlate, probably on purpose, wearinga derby and flashing a cane as longas he was. All of which is fine andexcellent.Minersville, Utah, is representedby nine players, one coach, the su¬perintendent of schools, the princi¬pal of the High School and sevencitizens of the town. And the HighSchool has a total enrollment offourteen boys above the ninth grade.Pretty good, getting 19 representa¬tives from a school of 14. Once more with the prep schoolcage-teams arriving in Chicago forthe tournament, mathematicians take! in hand their pencils, make hazy cal¬culations, and then confidently givethe mileage figures of the variousi outfits. Approximately 35,000 miles: were covered by all the tourney en¬tries in their journeys to Chicago.This figure compares quite favorablyto that of last year, for it is approx¬imately the same.2500 Is RecordBothwell, Washington and EugeneOregon with 2400 and 2500 miles re¬spectively, followed by Safford, Ari¬zona with 2200 miles and Fort Fair-field, Maine with 1500 miles, possessthe honor of having traveled fartherthan any of their opponents in searchfor the National Prep Title. The firsttwo are the only West Coast repre¬sentatives while the Eastern andSouthern Coasts have about tenteams in the tournament.Englewood High of Chicago, Deer¬field-Shields of Highland Park andMorton of Cicero are the only Il¬linois teams who will compete thisweek. These aggregations do theleast travelling of any entry andMuskegon, Michigan, is the next clos¬ est team to Chicago.I The rule in the past seems to havebeen that teams that are between| 400 and 800 miles from Chicago gen¬erally cop the Gold Basket Ball. Onlyonce has an Illinois entrant won andthat was in the first National Inter-srholastic in 1917 when the Evans¬ton Academy was victor. Since thattime teams from the Middle Westhave generally been victorious. Fitch¬burg, Massachusetts, 1926 championborsts of carrying the trophy symbol¬ic of the title farther away fromChicago than any other outfit sincethe start of the tournament.The total mileage of the teamsI this year, is rather large. Nine tripsacross the United States, one andone-half trips ai’ound the world wouldcomprise the territory covered bythe various aggregations in theirjourneys to the University. The tripswill be repeated after the tourna¬ment ends and, as a result, the rail-, roads will again carry the 430 indi¬viduals who make up the competingoutfits 35,000 miles. The Universityof Chicago should receive recogni¬tions from the railroads of the Unit¬ed States for its share in stimulatingthe business during the early Spring.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1927World Famous Graduate Gives Recital SundayHEAR MULFINGER INDOWNTOWN RECITALSUNDAY AFTERNOONAlumnus Gives Last PianoConcert on ChicagoTour This Year No Bare Knees, ” Warns KansasDean As Spring Weather Arrives'George Mulfinger, a graduate of theUniversity in the class of 1923, andwidely acclaimed in Europe andAmerica as a pianist, will give a con¬cert at the Studebaker frleatre Sun¬day afternoon, April 3, at 3:30 o’clock.After graduating from the Univer¬sity he studies music here and inDresden and Vienna. He studied with jFranz Schmidt and Emil von Sauer, jand accompanied the latter on con- jcert tours through Spain and Austria,Successful AbroadMulfinger himself gave successfulrecitals in Berlin and Vienna, and the“Boersen Zeitung” said of him: "Itmeans something when a novice canassert himself with honor by the sideof the wel-known members of hiscraft. The young Chicagoan, GeorgeMulfinger. is such a one.”Edward C. Moore, after hearingUNIVERSITY LUNCH5 t> x 4Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suev & Chow MeinOur Specialty Spring styles won't mean much inKansas this year, ami the coming ofsummer doesn’t look much morepromising, for the sunflower statebids well to become known as the leand"out where the hose and bloomersmeet," if an edict delivered today toco-eds of the Kansas State Agricul¬tural College by Mrs. Mary P. VanZile, dean of women, is enforced.Short skirts, which seemingly havehim, wrote in the “Chicago Tribune”:"He does not merely show promise;he is fulfilling it.”Last AppearanceThe April 3 concert will be Mul-finger’s last in Chicago this season.This young pianist is a native ofChicago and a member of an old localfamilv. His father is also an alumnus a tendency to become shorter, broughtforth a letter in which the dean ofwomen warns that exposure of barelimbs will not be countenanced.When the weather warms enoughto permit swimming, the womenshould wear raincoats over their swim¬ming suits, Mrs. Van Zile said, andif en route from the pools they desirerefreshments, the bathing suits mustbe covered while they sip their sodas.of the University, having received aPh. I), degree in 1904.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON'S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET50c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408IT HAPPENED IN THE SECOND ACT! A TRAGICSCENE . . . BUT IT HAD A HAPPY ENDINGl.It was the “big moment”in the play. The suspensewas terrific. “At last, myproud beauty, I have youin my power” . . . the vil¬lain snarled. “I am goingto ... ”The curses of the villainwere drowned by the“cussing” of Clarence.But what could the poorfellow do! When a man’sthroat tickles . . . he’sgotta cough! Just then Clarence startedto cough. Great Guns!How he coughed. Hecouldn’t stop; his throattickled so.The next morning Clar¬ence switched to OldGold Cigarettes. “Nomore sandpaper smokesfor me,” he said. “Fromnow on, I’ll smoke theblend that soothes thethroat while it thrills thetaste.” “Put him out’' . . . some¬one yelled. If looks couldkill, Clarence would havebeen murdered by fiftypeople around him.OLD GOLD44 ITS THE SMOOTHEST CIGARETTENOT A COUGH IN A CARLOAD 99 ‘TLL NOT FIGHT!”DECLARES COE INPACIFIST MEETINGBy Gene Weafer"If this country goes to "waragain, I will refuse to fight regard¬less of the consequence!”Such is the defy from VirginusCoe, president of the Liberal club,who is leading his organization in theanti-war movement which is takingthe country by storm."I think that most of this uselessslaughter of men can be avoided byof a general conference of diplo-** *OBK Official CollegeFE4TERNITYJewelryBadges-Rings-NctieltiesWARREN PIPER ACX)t31 N. STATE ST. mats. At present, since the states¬men cannot be convinced that thatcan be done, it is up to the youthof this country to reform the ideaswhich would lead people into war.There are too many tricks used bythe Hearst tvpe of papers, the Cool-idge sentamentalists. and the inter¬national bankers, it is up to theyouth of this country to enlightenpublic opinion.”This group of pacifists is not alto¬gether one of talk. When a war withMexico was threatened during thelast internation controversy, a massmeeting of 250 members, inspired bya talk from Herbert C. Helling onthe true conditions, drew up a un¬animous resolution that no declara¬tion of war be made against that I country, and sent on March 9 to the! President Coolidge. According toCoe, this has shown the executivethat there is a strong sentiment hereagainst war.Further action toward peace res¬ervation for the world will be seenwhen Harold Binge of London ad¬dresses the club on “The YouthMovement in Europe as a Factor inWorld Peace” on Thursday at 4 :30.j This fiery step on the part of thislocal group is a part of the plan ofthe Fellowship of Youth for Peacewhich is represented on this campusby Ira C. Jenkins, a medical student.He is being assisted in his work byHoward Steiger of the Chicago The¬ological Seminary.The Training School ForJewish Social WorkOffers a fifteen months’ courseof study in Jewish Family CaseWork, Child Care, CommunityCenters, Federations and HealthCenters.Several scholarships and fellow¬ships ranging from $250 to $1500are available for especially quali¬fied students.For information, addr«aaThe DirectorThe Training School forJewish Sonal Worktit w. flat St.. New York City. There *sLasting SatisfactionIn wearing Clothes that re¬tain their shape and continueto bear an unmistakable airof quality as they grow old.Spring ImportationsBannockburn* Martin Worsted*Scotch-Irish Tweed* Top Coat*Flannels140-142 South Clark St.(Near Adam*)7 N. La Salle St.71 E. Monroe St. Wo rum bo Camel Wool Top CoatsAt 324 S. Michigan Ave. Stare324 S. Michigan Are.225 N. Wabash atWACKER DRIVE(2d Floor Fisk Bide.)_ FORMAL - BUSINESSand sport clothesUNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueComplimentary PassToThe NEW VENETIAN ROOM will be given all college men uponpresentation of this ad any Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thurs¬day (Holidays excepted). This pass will admit your party, regard¬less of the number of persons.Art Kassel and His Hotel Southmoor Orchestra—Chicago’s newestand—“we’ll leave it to you”—best dance band.Come and get it—Free Pass—good any Monday, Tuesday, Wednes¬day or Thursday, Holidays expected.Admission 50c. 67 th and Stony IslandSOUTHMOOR HOTELNew ManagementG. E. CARER, Mgr.THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 1927 Page SevenName Ten To Act As Rushing Aides For MeetGET - TOGETHER TOFEATURE PROGRAMFOR PREP CAGEMEN KANSAS MINISTERSCALL LEWIS DEADAS GREAT ARTISTFried Appointed Chairmanof Committee ForPlayersStanley Fried was appointed chair¬man of a new rushing committee yes¬terday, which is to act as medium be¬tween i* c visiting basketball players,the fraternities and the women of theUniversity. Ten juniors were ap¬pointed by rFied to assist hint: EmilSchmidt, Jack Cusack. William Lenth,Harold Priess, Walcott Allison, JakePratt, Tom Armstrong. HerbertWahl, S. Kurrie and Russ Harkness.There will he a meeting of this com¬mittee tomorrow at 2:30 in the trophyroom.The committee, headed by Fried,has planned a series of get-togethersor mixers at several fraternity housesaround the campus, with the intent ofmaking the teams present at the Inter-scholastic during fhe week feel athome. Entertainment will he pro¬vided by the committee and by cam¬pus women, probably at the DKEhouse, the l’si U house, the Phi Psihouse and the Phi Delt house.Although complete plans have nothern definitely decided yet. the firstget-together will probably be Thurs¬day night. More detailed particularswill be announced later.FRIARS PROGRAM WORKERSCALLEDAll men interesting in working onBlackfriars program meet in Rey¬nolds Club theatre at 2:30 today. Kansas City.—“Sinclair Lewis, the| artist, is dead.” At least, that is thej almost unanimous opinion of ministersI of this city, following publication of| Lewis' latest novel, “Elmer Gantry,”j published in New’ York today.Lewis has issued adefv to the min¬isters in his novel.He had previously challenged theresidents of Gopher Prairie, the deal¬ers in' real estate of all cities, and themedical profession in “Main Street,”“Babbitt,” and “Arrowsmith” respec¬tively.The has survived.Gantry, the minister who is followedby Lewis from early seminary days,through small pastorates, and carriedwith awoman evangelist to success asa high-pow’ered, go-getting preacher,is pictured as a lying, alcoholic liber¬tine, who loves just two things, a pret¬ty woman and his liberty.For 432 pages, Gantry passes thereader’s eyes in one unsavory situa¬tion after another, and in picturinghis character, Lewis takes time out topay his respects to Catholic priests,Christian Scientist healers, rabbis,Baptists, Episcopalians and Meth¬odists.Lew’is has but one champion amonglocal pastors. He is the Rev. L. M.Birkhcad of the All Souls’ Unitarianchurch, the author’s technical adviser.The Rev. Mr. Birkhead expressedhimself as believing Lewis' book will j“smart so irritatingly as to induce aremedy for the self-delusion of min- iisters that everybody loves them.”“ ‘Gantry* will come to mean, I be¬lieve, an insincere, dogmatic preacher,”Birkhead said. “I think ‘ElmerGantry’ will reform much that is falsein religious practice.” UNIVERSITIES BEGINBATTLE AGAINSTSUICIDES IN COLLEGENine First Rank SchoolsAdjust MentalConditionsThe large number of student sui¬cides during the last month has at¬tracted widespread attention to thequestion of sympathetically treatingthe minds of aodlescent students insecondary schools and college. Dr.Frankwood Earle Williams, directorof the National Committee of MentalHygiene, has shown that a large num¬ber of universities have begun to copewith the problem and that encourag¬ing results are being obtained.It has been shown that suicide isthe most sensational aspect of a largebiological problem that arises in at¬tempting to make satisfactory adjust¬ments in living. Many student diffi¬culties can be traced to the fact thatthe adolescent has no way of success¬fully solving his mental troubles andthat, on coming to colege, the com¬plete change of life has intensifiedthem acutey.Among the universities, at least nineof the first rank maintain bureaus forGO:63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(SK^V\J2AUTl(®UUjUuJC.VAUDEVILLE^4NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30^JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR IVENIN6 i TERESA DOLANDANCING SCHOOL120* K. 63rd St. Tel. Hyde Park 3080Learn to dance correctly. Take a fewprivate lessons, day or evening. Privatelessons given in a closed room.I.ady or Gentleman Instructors. AN EUROPEAN TRIP IS NOTNECESSARILY. ENJOYABLE—PARTICULARLY IF YOU HAVENEVER BEEN THERE BEFOREYou would probably decide togo now if you could be assured ofcongenial companions and thatyou were going to the right places.To those who plan ahead, a tripoff the beaten path that includesthe high spots, both historicallyand fashionably speaking, this isVagobondage de luxe—with com¬fort and economy considered. Be¬cause it is all by motor, the partyis limited to nine girls.References exchanged.LOUISE HALL THOMPSON,913 Forest Ave., Evanston, IllinoisUniversity 5894 or Harrison 7425MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009 •MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-Peopie on tbe Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.DRESS SUITRENTAL CO.TUXEDOS(Collegiate Models)Perfect Fit GuaranteedRoom 310 CapitolBldg.3rd Floor.Randolph 3776State & RandolphTelephone Midway 9528Ladies \nd Children’s Hair Bobbing andShinglingJACK WITTESANITARY BARBER SHOP1IG5 East 53rd Street, Nr. Woodlawn Ave.WILL CALL AT RESIDENCEBY APPOINTMENT tr outstandingTourist C.„,| 'THIRD CABIN SCIV1CCtoUTMOST OdiM XITVKCsjSB7 EUROPEatf ROUND TRIP$170 (up)In our fleets you hnve the choice of1.4.5. The only snips in the world devoted exclusivelyto this type of travel [no other passengers carried].Minnekahda, Minnesota, Winifredian, Devoni¬an. You have the freedom cf all decks, publicrooms, etc.The world’s largest ship. Majestic, and the world’sl irgest twin-screw steamer Homeric.The largest ships carrying Tourist Third Cabin pas¬sengers to the ports of England, Ireland, France orBelgium.The largest ships carrying this class from and toMontreal.The largest numbs: of*"Tourist” sail.ngs offeredby any line or gron. o', lines.These are but the tangible evidences of the merit of a servicewhich has delighted thousands of college men and womenin recent years.Early reservation of space is recommended.WHITE STAR LINERED STAR LINE LEYLAND LINEATLANTIC TRANSPORT LINEINTBNNATIONAt MSBCANTItS MANINB COMPANYA. E. Disney, Mgr., 127 So. Slate St., Chicago, or anyauthorized steamship agent. I the purpose of ameliorating mental: maladjustments in undergraduates.These bureaus, entirely informal andconfidential, attempt to gain personalI contact with the students through so-j cial and religious channels and aidthem by consultation and advice.The work is frequently carried onthrough the college department ofhealth or in co-operation with the fac¬ulty of psychology and psychiatry.In several cases consultation with par¬ents, when the root of the student’sdifficulties lay in family matters, wereproductive of mutual understandings.It is hoped. Dr. Williams explained,that when the value of this work willbe better realized it will he extendedto incude not only institutions ofhigher education, hut primary andsecondary schools as well.FRIAR STAFF MEETSThe entire Blackfriar staff, in¬cluding managers and assistant man¬agers, will hold their first meeting ofthe season today at 2:30 in the Black¬friar office in Reynolds theatre.O/ur largest sellingquality pencilin the wocld17blackdegrees3copyingAt alldealersBuy~ adozen Rubber ends, per doz. 1.20American Pencil Co., 215 Fifth Ave.,N.Y.Malters of UNIQ UE Th in LeadColored Pencils in 12 colors—$1.00 per dor.Superlative in quality,the world-famous\/ENUSVFENPLSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. UrS POUDRfSjj^XQUISITE—incompara-U j ble. In the velvety, ideal¬izing delicacy of COTY FACEPOWDERS, women havefound tbe quality which givesthe greatest loveliness to theircomplexions. Accept no sub¬stitutes for Coty Face Powder.Price One DollarfZGLTrXsp.ARTBLANC NATUREL ROSE No. 1 ROSE No. 2RACHEL No. 1 RACHEL No. 2 OCREOCRE-ROSE MAUVEAT DRUG AND DEPARTMENT STORESSECOND HAND AND NEWLaw, MedicalGeneral TEXT BOOKS For All U. of C.CoursesComplete Line of Students Supplies of All KindsStationery, Fountain Pens, Brief Cases, Laundry Mailing Cases,tTennis and Sporting Goods, University Stationery,Jewelry and SouvenirsPortable and Large TYPEWRITERS Sold, Rented, RepairedOPEN EVENINGS * OPEN EVENINGS1311 East 57th Street, Near Kim bark Avenue2 Blocks North of School of Education 2 Blocks East of the TowerLPage Eight THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 29, 19274 3Vhisfle • FINANCIAL TROUBLE 'IS CHIEF CAUSE FORLEAVING UNIVERSITYTO MY LITTLE LADY As a result of an investigation con¬ducted by Edmund B. Fox, assistantregistrar, and Edith M. Achilles ofthe Home Sutdy Division at the re-I played with you—Became the delicious danger of your j quest of Dean Herbert E. Hawkes,dreamswhile I rhymed a mask of idealsto tantalize your desires,and sang a song of other affairsto mock your sighs of love.Today, in self-inflicted pain I brood .and hunger for intimate perfumes • nn,,)11 c ° tSethat waft up from some warm secrecy.For I, too, had dreams.—Gene W. it has been found that a lack of moneyis the principal cause of students leav¬ing college. Scholarship is listed asthe second reason. The period cov¬ered is from 1924-1925 and includesthe entire student enrollment of Co-THE great Interscholastic Tourneyis upon us. Cowboy hats, yellowshoes, shaggy hair—but at least noneof ’em run about the house howling“Ve do di o do do do”!SUGGESTF.R SONG FORSPRING FRATERNITY ANDCLUB RUSHING—“Cut Yourself aPiece of Throat.”But the Boys’ Lines Will Get Rusty!Dear Turk:We have hit upon a great a methodfor saving on incidental house ex¬penses. One of the boys has intro¬duced telephone slugs made of ice.—Jurgen. Fifteen per cent of the 2,016 stu¬dents recorded did not return to col¬lege. Of this number, ^linety-four,or 25.9 per cent, withdrew because of“finance.” Seventy-seven dropped outon account of scholarship. Forty-nine transferred to other institutions,forty-two gave health as a cause fordiscontinuance, twelve left school forthe business world and nineteen werethe recipients of academic discipline.The Freshmen had the greatest"morality,” one hundred quitting be¬fore graduation. Sophomores listninety-two. Juniors sixty-two andSeniors forty withdrawals, while theremainder is from the non-matriculatedstudents.hTe greatest number of studentsleaving school resides in New YorkCity: New York State ranks secondand Jew Jersey is third. Thirteen ofthe students come from Pennsylvania, and Connecticut, while the rest num¬ ber nineteen states and several foreigncountries as their homes.“About forty per cent of thoseleaving college were poor students.”the report stated, “while scarcely tenper cent were students of averageability. Attention shoud be called tothe large number who could not con¬tinue because of financial difficulties tand to the higher percentage of fatali-!ties of those who come to Columbia Jfrom a distance. Columbia has, it isbelieved, about the lowest freshmanmortality of any large college in thecountry.”A similar report was made at Bar¬nard over a period of three yearsfrom 1°18 to 1921. Statistics werecarefully kept of entering freshmenand transferred students, but no ac¬curate record was made of reasons forwithdrawing. The report explanis theurgent need for compiling data in re¬gard to this phase of student informa¬tion, and announcement was madethat such a report is now being madefor the past academic year in Colum-bia.College. Oxford Attacks Its Own CreationIn Effort to Kill Famous “Bags 99WE watch the Chicago mayoralty jcampaign with great interest. From | Plangington and the Michigan Union,the fuss and mud-slinging involvedone would almost think that they aretaking the matter as seriously as anUndergraduate council election. 4. No classes on Sundays.5. Lonnie Stagg.FROM OUR LOVE BIRDSGentlemen and Scholars, all:The king’s high-road has travelersFrom every land and clime—And some have Fords and CadillacsAnd some have not a dime.Some go to deal in real estateWhile others seek for health—And some are mad adventuresWho search for love or wealth.But I am on the king’s high roadFor better things than those—For I have found a shady pathAnd near it grew a rose....—Atlas-on-the-king’s-high-road. THE four hundred athletes whoj are here as our guests will have tobe in school for a few years beforethey will be able to appreciate the sac¬rifices an undergraduate body is mak¬ing when it sponsors a “colegiatevodvil”! FIVE GYM RECORDSTOPPLE IN OPENTRACK CARNIVAL Oxford's student newspaper, the“Isis,” has started a campaign againstthat unique creation of a few yearsago, “the Oxford bags.” The “anti¬flop” campaign proposes that the stu¬dents give up the "disgusting greytrousers” in favor of complete suits,and pleads that, since the modern aim is to become metropolitan in intellec¬tual. it behoves us to do the same inother fashions. The campaign is alsosupported by the official tailor of theUniversity, who denounces the “uglybags that flop about,” and the tend¬ency to bar from the collegiate ward¬robes anything stylish which as arisensince their introduction. si«y and elementary school. 5642Kimbark Avenue, Fairfax 8194.\FOR RENT—Reasonable furnish¬ed five room English basement apart¬ment. 59th St. near I. C., bus, andsurface lines, near Jackson Park,women or family. H. P. 8559.CLASSIFIED ADSGREAT CABLES TEA ROOM at6030 Harper with rooms in connec¬tion. Weekly rates. Reasonable, forstudents and instructors. A la carteand table d’ hote. Plaza 3775, Wheatstone Bridge, cost $200 for$35. Phone Oakland 4204.ELEGANT FRONT ROOM —Double $7.00, single $5.00. PhoneHyde Park 2222, 1221 East 57th St.FOP. RENT—7859 South ShoreDrive, Apt. 4th, west: 5 rooms inRainbow Park. Fireproof coop., onlake. Best trans. See Apt. or tele¬phone Normal 3928.WANTED—A student to devotepart time securing clients for wellestablished travel organization withoffices and correspondents through¬out the world. Write Enroute Serv¬ice, 175 N. Mich., tel. Central 2016. FOR SALE—Two apt. building.Three garages, large yard, upperapt. beautifully furnished, threebaths. Good rental for lawer apt. andgarages. Ideal location for univer-FOR SALE—Cortina SpanishCourse, cost$55. Twelve records, 5books for $12. Thomson-Levering1(Continued from sports page)who took a first in the shot put witha heave of 42’1” and Weaver, thirdin the same event; Burke, winner ofthe half-mile in 2:01 and Hegovic,who copped second in the same event,Cody finished up the list of Maroonmedal winners by placing fourth inthe 50 yard dash.The meet was strictly an individualaffair, no team points being countedor trophies given.j WITH something of something else,we of the Senior class are realizingThat this begins our last quarter inscTiooL Time enough for tears lateron, but even now we are beginningto wonder about the benefits and ad¬vantages of a Higher Erudition. Asit is, we piont to an acquired attitudeof disrespect for the law, Tennyson,the arm of labour, and the A. & C.Turk, GeoG—vou know we are tak- I sch°o1- We have developed a reason¬ing a walking trip through the south, j a,)le capacity and an awful financialSpent a couple of weeks in the French | rat,n«- We have ]earned about in¬quarter at New Orleans during the j fer«onty complexes and the perils ofMardi Gras. Great old affair—the j Patent medicines. And through it allMardi Gras. A tight time for all. we have become 80 lazy that we mustCould hardly handle the Cuban oil even graduate by degrees.trade. Go into any saloon down hereand the girls behind the bar will callyou “sweetheart” if vour’e alone, and“honey” if you have someonewith you.Fete., etc.Warmest regards to the gang.Yours.Peter Pan, Atlas. — TERRIBLE TURK. Richest inCream!J UST full of creamy flavor IFresh milk with all its creamgoes into it until Nestle’s isrichest in cream of all! Lookfor the clean, silvery wrapper.lain and anno > ’Why Come to Chicago(Inside stuff for the InterscholasticBoys)1. The University of Chicago book¬store offers a complete line of athleticknit underwear with colored stripedneckbands at $1.00.2. Three suits for $3.00.3. Luxurious affairs are often to beattended at Oak Park Arms Hotel,Moraine Hotel, the Orrington, theASCHER’S FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTu'^ilay, Marih 29thDouble FeatureJoan Crawford, inTHE UN ERSTANDING TIE ' KT"n* •• ey Ttinney Filtht PicturesWednesday. Warrh 30thB -liamv, in“AN FEES URKFER RED’*News ar.d Com dyThursday & Friday. Mareb 31st & A ril 1stCorinne Griff th, in“THE LMJY IN ERMINE”Bi# Non-Professional R vueSaturday. April 2ndWilliam Fairbanks, inONE CHANCE IN A MILLION”News and ComedySunday. April 3rdKen Maynard, in“SOMEWHEBF. IN SONORA ’News and ComedvMonday and Tuesday. Aoril 4th and 5thJoan Crawford, in• THE TAXI DANCER’Also somethin# New and NovelTwo Barrels of Fun. Come and join ourBarrel of Fun Party. in cash prizesojtle.5!» in®11Watch for Coca-Cola advertising, presenting the$30,000 Coca-Cola orize contest—beginning thefirst week in May and continuing for three months.In a number of leading national magazines, inmany newspapers, in posters, outdoor signs, sodafountain and refreshment stand decorations.You’li find this contest simple and interesting.1st prize . . $10,0002nd prize 5,0003rd prize . . . 2,5004th prize 1,0005 th prize 50010 sixth prizes (each) 10020 seventh prizes (each) . . 50200 eighth prizes (each) . . 25400 ninth prizes (each) ... 10A total of 635 prizes, $30,000The Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta, Ga. AN EXCELLENT PLACE TO LIVESERVICE SATISFACTIONModern hotel service at reasonable prices of $ 10-$ I 5 aweek. No extra charge for 2 persons. All rooms areequipped with bath tubs and showers.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Ave. — ChicagoDorchester 4100 REGAL DirectUniversity Servicefrom Coast to CoastCome in and look over thenew Regal line of specialcollege models. They arerecognized as the standardof style and value fromcoast to coast.The Shoe illustrated is theEli—an English Drogue inGenuine Imported TanHeather Grain. The singlehole perforations are a newstyle Feature — also inBlack.The new **RBSCO” FittingService used exclusively.REGALSHOESOn DisplayAt Fraternities—By M. Loemkorand Reiral Storeat 118 S. Dearborn St.CAMELModern smoking pleasurethat never failsTHE smokers of this age are the mostindependent ever known. Acceptingno hearsay, they have smoked out thefacts. They have learned that thechoicest Turkish and Domestic to¬baccos grown are rolled into Camels,that here is the incomparable blend¬ing for goodness, that Camels simplynevec tire, die taste.Camel is the cigarette that neverfails to please the modern age. Re¬gardless of how often you want thecomfort of a smoke, of how steadilyyou light one after another. Camel will never fail you, never give youany but the finest thrill of smokingpleasure. This is why Camel's popu¬larity, by far the largest in the modernworld, keeps overwhelmingly in thelead. As modern taste becomes moreinsistent upon choice tobaccos, in¬creasing millions discover Camel’s in¬comparable mildness, smoothness andmellowness.If you want the cigarette that'sgood to live with from morn to mid¬night, the one that is the choice of themodern age, “Hare a Camel!1R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, WINSTON-SALEM. N. C.© 1927