“Deserving, buthitherto unrecog¬nized” » c t i vi t ymen and womenhead Class Hop. Bail? JWaroon Great Cap Clubto pledge activeFreshmen missedfirst time inVol. 27. No. 93. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1927WHAT of IT?IMOWI HOUPENSTERH1 saw an editorial in the North¬western Daily the other day concern¬ing the place, if any, of the long armof faculty supervision in student ac¬tivities. It presented pretty muchof what there was to be said, and itgave as its opinion what is comingto be the general idea of what thefaculty’s place ought to be. Indeed,it put out everything adequatelyenough for me to believe that itmight almost be worth, while to re¬print the thing. So here, below theline of asterisks, it is:* * * * <instead of hauling its editors ofstudent publications before a commit¬tee in order to explain policies, theUniversity of Wisconsin wisely advo¬cates and holds to a strict ‘hands off’doctrine. For the university author¬ities hold that students have a rightto express their own opinions. .“When rumor and gossip concern¬ing liquor and prohibition at the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin was at full tiltlast fall, the Daily Cardinal ran aseries of frank editorials dealingwith the problem. The result wascolumns of publicity in all the news¬papers of the country."The critics began to cry for thescalps of the ‘yellow’ editors. Theyhad caused their university unfavor¬able publicity; they had disgracedthe American student; they had per¬haps prevented gifts of millions tothe university. They were, in short,heretics.“The reply made these critics bythe president of the university andby the dean of men is significant, forit represents exactly what North¬western University has believed fora good many years. It is a reply oftoleration and an answer which givesstudent editors the right to expresswhat they sincerely believe to be hon¬est and right.“ ‘The Cardinal is edited by indi¬viduals who have a right to expresstheir own opinions,’ said PresidentGlenn Frank, former head of theCentury magazine, now in his secondyear as head of the university.‘Whether these opinions are correct1 cannot say’.”* * * *The idea propounded by the North¬western Daily represent what is com¬ing, more and more, to be the opinionheld not only by students engaged incampus activities, but by the facultymembers who were originally placed,as student activity supervisors, tohold the threat of intervention overthe heads of their watches. Peopleare looking at things from the rightpoint of view. If activities are STU¬DENT activities, they should be such,and students should have the sole su¬pervision of them—whether it is inpolicies, finances, or what not. Whenstudent activities begin to be run byfaculty members, it is high time forsomebody to go back and lay down.It may be the faculty members, and(if they won’t) it may be boys in onthe cramped activities. Harvard, likeNorthwestern and Wisconsin andmany other schools, lets its activitiesseverely alone in conducting theirown affairs. Witness The Lampoonaffair last autumn. Here at Chicagothe faculty administration has, byand large, been reasonably wise. Letus hope that it will always be so,tor I feel, along with the delegatesto the recent Midwest Student Con¬ference who unanimously votedagainst faculty restriction in campusactivities, that the moment it beginsto cramp students in student doingsthe end of healthy life in activitieshas been reached.* * * *Well, as everybody has noticed,spring looks like it might be here.^ o will now have a chance of seeingwhether the Coffee Shop, in responseto the request of The Maroon, willput its tables out on the sidewalk ofMitchel Court. After all The Ma¬roon has done for the Coffee Shop, it’sreally coming. Of course, it mightbe well to wait three weeks until it isdefinitely discovered that there willbe fffi ;no»e snow. Then we shall see. NAME EIGHT LEADERS FOR INTERCLASS HOPKathryn Rose Heads Tourney Rushing GroupCAMPUS WOMENHELP ENTERTAINVISITINGTEAMSPlans for Tournament WeekInclude Mixers, Shows,and DancesKathryn Rose was appointed chair¬man of the women’s Rushing commit¬tee of the Ninth Annual National Bas¬ketball Interscholastic, John McDon¬ough. student manager of the tourna¬ment, announced yesterday. Miss Roseundertakes, in this capacity, the re¬sponsibility of helping entertain thevisiting teams, and. by securing sup¬port of the campus women, of makingthe tournament a success socially.The position was introduced firstby Tom Mulroy in the 1925 Inter¬scholastic Track Meet and proven sohelpful in running off the Meet andmaking the visitors feel at home dur¬ing their stay, that it has since beencontinued both for the Basketball andTrack Interscholastics. Miss Rose isvice-president of the Junior class,president of the Federation, and is amember of Esoteric.Extensive EntertainmentThis year there is to be a more, ex¬tensive entertainment program thrti-out the week of the tournament forall of the visiting teams than ever be-| fore and, according to McDonough,there will be an absolute need for thefull-fledged aid of the campus womenin carrying it out. Plans have beenstarted to entertain the players by aseries of smokers and mixers, outsideof the usual run of visits to downtownstores and to the Tivoli, the Piccadil¬ly, and the Tower theatre. It is forthis part of the entertaoinment espe¬cially that the aid of the women willbe needed.The tournament starts the first dayof the next quarter, March 29, andthe students are urged by McDon¬ough to come back from vacation withthe idea of making it a success andof giving the visiting teams a goodenough impression of the Universityto make them want to return. Frosh Drink Up All TheLikker, Says W. C. T. U.Lady; Cites Statistics“Blame it on the Freshmen!”The popular indictment has nowbeen applied in the matter of drink¬ing to the innocent first-year man.Mrs. Ella A. Boole, national headof the YV. C. T. U., has compiledstatistics which prove to her sat¬isfaction that it is the freshmenwho does all the drinking.Of course she doesn’t claim thatthe worthy upper classmen are en¬tirely free of the vice, but she doesassert “That among seniors drink¬ing has been reduced to minimum.” SAVANTS REPLYTO WATSON INNEW INTERVIEWSSix University Scientists FindEnvironment of LittleImportanceENROLL THREEDIVINITY PROFSSweet, McBeill, WiemanEnter in FallAppointment of three professors tothe faculty of the University divinityschool was announced yesterday byDean Shailer Mathews.Dr. William Sweet, professor ofhistory and dean at DePauw univer¬sity, will become professor of modernand especially American church his¬tory.Dr. J. T. McBeill of Knox college, ,Toronto, has been elected professorof mediaeval and reformation churchhistory. Contrary to the opinions advancedby leaders of the new behavioristicschool of psychology at the Child Wel¬fare conference held at the PalmerHouse last Saturday, six professorsof the Upiversity all agree that anyattempt to name environment as amore important factor in the life ofa human being than heredity is er¬roneous and unscientific.It was the opinion of the men in theconference that the acts of every in¬dividual are the direct results of theenvironmental or conditioning process¬es to which the individual has beensubjected to from birth—perhaps, fromthe moment of life. Dr. John B. Wat¬son, one of the foremost promotersof behaviorism, declared that “if he(Continued on page 4) College Women MarryCollege Men?—Not SoSays N. D. Student“A college girl is a mighty poorideal, is only a “Date”—“Hot” or"Wet,” and is not the acceptedmate of the college man.” Such isthe flaming indictment of a fieryyoung student at Notre Dame.Four Chicago women: LetitiaIde, Alta Cundy, Betty Farwell andJanet Good, undertook *to refutethe assertions in the Chicago Eve¬ning American Wednesday evening.They resented the criticism andproved that the college girl wasboth the ideal girl and wife, claim¬ing that the college man was proudto win a college woman for hismate. MEN TO ESCORTBURTIS,HARTMANKENDALL, PARKER‘Old Bird’PrizeGoes to Delthoin March Sales GREEN CAPPERSANNOUNCE PUNSInterscholastic and DanceOn Spring ProgramMembers of Deltho won the Phoe¬nix sales contest this month selling223 copies of the literary number ofthe campus magazine. Marjorie Wil-Dr. Henry Nelson W ieman, protes- j liamson, a member of the club, receiv-sor at Occidental college, will becomeprofessor of Christian theology.BLUNT RETURNS TOUNIVERSITY AFTERWINTER IN FLORIDAProfessor Katherine Blunt, chairmanof the department of Home Economicsand Household Administration, whohas been vacationing in Florida thepast quarter, will return to Chicagoduring the spring vacation.Professor Blunt will resume herclasses in Nutrition in Spring quarter.Miss Lydia Jane Roberts, assistantprofessor of Home Economics, hashad charge of Miss Blunt’s clashesduring her absence.CENTURY OLD MEDICIS CAMPUS PIONEERGraduating from Rush Medicalcollege in the days when one of hisclassmates caipe up on the plat¬form to receive his diploma—bare¬foot. Dr. Thomas Winston of Law¬rence, Kansas, qow in his ninety-?ighth year, continues to take a live¬ly interest in affairs and claims tobe the second oldest graduate of aninstitution connected with the Uni¬versity. This is the informationcontained in an artcle in the nextissue of the University Magazine,devoted to the history of Dr. Wins¬ton, Rush ’58.YY’hen the University opened in1892 Dr. Winston moved to Chi¬cago, at the early age of sixtv-three, that he might send his chil¬dren to it. Mrs. Henry MartinDonates 300 Booksto Art DepartmentMore than 300 volumes have beendonated this week to the art depart¬ment of the University by Mrs. HenryMartin.The collection originally belonged toher father, C. J. Jilson, wealthy rail¬road man, at whose death Mrs. Martin decided to make the donation. Mr.Jilson was a great reader and hadgathered a large and an extraordinar¬ily well selected library.The books are to be placed in thelibrary of Classics. ed the first prize for highest individualsalesman. Her sales totaled 108copies.Suzanne Kern, Chi Rho Sigma, soldseventy-five, taking second place forindividual sales. Mortar Board ratedsecond in club standings with a rec¬ord of 180 numbers of the magazine^The February club record is heldby Chi Rho Sigma whose memberssold two copies more than Delthosold this month.POL ECON, HYGIENE,SCIENCE IS ESSENCEOF LECTURE SERIESCap and Gown WillBe Five DollarsThe Cap and Gown is to be soldon a cash basis for $4.50 during thefirst part of a period beginning April4 and ending the last of May, and thenas a penalty to late buyers, the pricewill be raised to five dollars, accord¬ing to John Crowell,^circulation man¬ager.Final payments on all credit ac¬counts should be turned in to the of¬fice some time today. Crowell willbe in the Cap and Gown office thisafternoon to take them.' Political Economy, hygiene andnatural science will be discussed in anew series of Public lectures sponsor¬ed by University college.“Democracy and Its Competitors”and “The Nature of the YY’orld and ofMan” will be discussed on Tuesdayand Friday evenings, respectively inFullerton hall of the Art Institute,and “Health and Medical Science” onThursday evenings in the Club room.The lectures will begin on March25 and extend through June 2. .Von Ammon, McGannAre Vodvil HeadsFrederic von Ammon and MarianMcGann have been appointed co-chairmen of the vaudeville committeeof the annual prep school basketballInterscholastic to be run off the firstweek of the Spring quarter. Thevaudeville will be held the first nightof Interscholastic Week, under thedirection of von Ammon and MissMcGann. GOOD NIGHT LADIES!N. U. MEN GO SLOWNorthwestern men aren’t so dumbafter all! ..They are now organizing theirown “slow club,” giving, however,a new reason for “going slow” intheir recreational activities, namelythat they need the money. The clubhas taken as a name for itself the“high sounding” title of Sigma PhiDelta Tau. •With the girls of the universitythreatening to make smoking anapproved part of their universityrecreation curriculum, the boys, ito join the Slow club movement,and ostracize all girls who do notis said, decided the time had come;onform to their motto: Smoking,>etting, drinking taboo. Green Cap council after a series ofseveral meetings has completed a pro¬gram of greater spring activity for theGreen Cappers.The Club has offered its servicesto the management of the great bas¬ketball Interscholastic. It will assistin entertainment and program. Ameeting of the entire club will be heldearly in the quarter, and plans willbe completed for a membership dance.About ten more Freshmen who haveshown marked activity on campus willalso be elected to membership nextquarter. Interclass Dance DateTentatively Set ForMay 6 IsNew ‘Y’ OfficersStart Work WithBusiness MeetingMinott Stickney, Ken Roufce andClark Matthews—recently elected of¬ficers of the Y. M. C.A.—have chosenseven of the ten members of their new-cabinet. These men are Ray Murphy,William Heitmann, Don Mack, S. M.Kurrie and Richard Parker. GeorgeReed and Milton Peterson, the othertwo men, will act as editor and busi¬ness manager respectively of the 1928student handbook.All of these men who head variousdepartments of the ‘Y’ work will meetfor a conference and retreat March 24and 25 at the new Dole Hall’ in theY. M. C. A. college. Clyde Keutzer and Ruth Harris,Charles Harris and Frances Kendall,Robert Spence and Ellen Hartman,and Dexter Masters and Muriel Par¬ker were selected by the Undergrad¬uate council to lead the Interclass Hopwhich will probably be held May 6.They will represent the senior, junior,sophomore, and freshmen classes inthe order given.All Are PopularAll of the leaders are prominent incampus life. Three are members ofThe Daily Maroon staff. Clyde Keut¬zer has had the lead in Blackfriars fortwo years, was chairman of the Fa¬ther’s Day committee this fall, andvodvil chairman of Settlement Night.He is a member of Beta Theta Pi.Ruth Burtis was manager of Mirror,is secretary of the Undergraduatecouncil, a member of the senior classcouncil, and of Quadrangler. She wasone of the Military ball leaders.Harris Is Active(. harles Harris is advertising man-ager of The Daily Maroon, businessmanager of Blackfriars. secretary ofthe Joint Board of Music and Dra¬matics, a member of the Junior classcouncil, of Iron Mask and of Phi Kap¬pa Psi.Frances Kendall is one of the re¬cently selected general chairmen ofnext year’s Settlement Drive. Shewas stage manager of the last Mirrorproduction and is a member of Wy-vern.Spence Is AthleteRobert Spence is the athlete’s rep¬resentative, being both a football anda track man. He is sub-chairman ofthe rushing committee for the Basket¬ball Interscholastic, a member ofSkull and Crescent, and of Alpha Del¬ta Phi.(Continued on page 4)Dames Club HearsSargent, Talk OnEnjoyment of ArtProfessor Walter S. Sargent, headof the Art department, will talk on“The Enjoyment of Art” at a meetingof the Dames club Saturday at 3 inIda Noyes hall. Mrs. Dudley Reed,wife of Dr. Reed of the University,will also entertain the members by agroup of vocal solos.Husbands of the members of theclub will be entertained at a tea thefollow-ing Sunday from 4 to 6 in IdaNoves hall. PROF. FROM U. OFCAUFORNIA VISITSCAMPUS INCOGNITOProfessor W. W. Kemp, dean ofthe college of Education of the Uni¬versity of California, visited the cam¬pus incognito Tuesday. Inquiring his'way to Harper library he was pilotedto many of the halls by a member ofthe freshman class.“Although our campus is large andbeautiful, your buildings show magnifi-cance and age,” Dean Kemp remark¬ed during the course of the tour.Dean Kemp was on his way to Cali¬fornia and was in Chicago just a shorttime.Woodward to Act atWinter ConvocationIn the absence of President MaxMason, Vice-President Frederic C.Woodward will officiate at the onehundred and forty-fifth convocationof the University to be held Tuesday,YLarch 15, at 3:30 in Mandel hall, atwhich twro hundred and eighty-six de¬grees will be awarded. There will besix Ph.D.’s given and two L.L.D.’s. WEAR BLACK EYESIS LONDON DECREEThey’re wearing black eyes now,which look very much like the kindmother used to treat with hot wa¬ter and sermons on the evils offighting. In reality they are noth¬ing but a new fad brought back,not from an alley argument butfrom London.The Daily Northwestern, in arecent editorial, printed four guar¬anteed methods of acquiring orft* ofthese works of art, as long asAmerican’s beauty specialits havenot yet mixed’their blue, black andyellowish green paints. “Dirtydigs” to cops, fat men, and theaterushers were among them.Page Twoaftj* Sathj UfontmtFOUNDBD IN 1M1TUB OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NBW8PAPER OF THE UNIYBB8ITT OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Antonin,fvlnte* end Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Compahy. Subscription rites:t.Ofl per yenr; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 13-under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves alt rights of publication of any material• n tearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue7- irphor.r*: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle Editoriieorge Gruskin Assistanttom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorAl Widdiiield Neva EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day Editortf. J. Green .... Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern™ Day Editori\ainryn Satuimeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris ......Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising Managerr red Kretschmei Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorRalph Stitt . Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher..—— Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath..— Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantW. G. I.THE ROLL OF THE YEARS has brought us to the end of an-* other quarter and, slightly subsequent, the beginning of an¬other. And while we are personally most concerned at presentwith the events related to this ending, namely, final examinations,let us not forget the biggest event connected with the next, theNinth National Basketball Interscholastic Tournament.This Interscholastic is the University’s biggest relation, inthe Undergraduate list, with the United States. Teams from theEast, the West, the North, the South come here, look over the Uni¬versity and judge accordingly. Newspapers throughout the coun¬try follow the games with intense interest. For it is big, it is im¬portant, it is the greatest basketball interscholastic tournamentheld by any University. And it has made its reputation notthrough idle wishing and waiting but through the most difficultlabor on the part of the managers, H. 0. Crisler, and this year,John McDonough,t he student manager. Mr. Crisler has led thetournament through almost ten years, pitching upward to perfec¬tion, and he has it there now. The University students must keepit there.The tournament obviously won’t die out if the students neg¬lect it. It is too well known and is too well managed. But it canslip and it’s up to the students to prevent that. Mr. Crisler andthe student managers each year have brought things to an al¬most perfect status but, not being immortal, it requires supportand interest to keep the tournament nourished.WE JUST DON’T RATEYESTERDAY officially opened the spring season as far as theUniversity of Chicago was concerned. University classeswere sparsely attended and the warm breezes from the southbrought into full bloom last spring’s suits and this year’s firstspring ties.The Law school, traditionally sedate or at least immobile,staged a coup d’ etat early in the afternoon when more than a hundred embryonic lawyers left their afternoon classes to the inter¬ests of profs and gamboled in front of Rosenwald hall for a fullhour. Exhibition dancing by theen thusiasts in the crowd raisedeveryone’s spirits and the concluding act featured cheers andsongs.At the University here we have never felt the urge to travelabout the city crashing street lamps and breaking into the localcinema palaces at the first signs of spring. Some of our contem-porariesc onsider it a noble and august tradition to commit deedsworthy of rating the front pages of the American dailies. On theChicago campus, at least we are too lazy to develop such energetictendencies.Last year we experienced one of the spring celebrations inUrbana. In fact we were a part of it—our task being to compilea list of the injured for the downstate paper. Today we loungedaround the campus, stayed away from the Maroon office most ofthe afternoon, imbibed the usual cup of coffee—and felt peculiarlycomplacent when we reminiscently spoke of the hectic night thatwe spent just one year ago. THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. MARCH 11, 1927In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersAlfred Frick, the 22 year old boywhose body is paralyzed so that hecan neither move nor breathe, was, at5 o’clock yesterday afternoon, alivein spirit only. The paralysis, knownas Landry’s paralysis, seemed to begaining slightly and the artificial res¬piration which has been carried onfor over 100 hours was weakening him. Frick, whose position is justabout as unenviable as any conditioncould be, tried to retain some meas¬ure of his good spirits and despitethe fact that death stared him in theface, succeeded remarkably. His at¬tending physicians ststed that it wasbarely possible for him to livethrough the night.♦ * *William Hale Thompson, the jovial,devilish Repub) war. candidate formayor of Chicago, returned fromGeorgia yesterday accompanied by afew well put remarks concerning Dever, Brennan, et al. William sug¬gested that a good campaign sloganfor the pride and hope of the Demo¬crats (for they do * have campaignslogans) would be “Dever Didn’t,”the insinuation being, of course, thatthe record of Mr. Dever during histerm in office was not quite compar¬able to the record Dr. Dever claimsto have made. But then, the candi¬dates are just passing a few remarksin a jesting manner before warmingup to the long grind, and no one real¬ly means anything he says. If hedid, Chicago’s future, in re mayors, would be rather dark whoever wereto be elected.♦ * *General Lincoln C. Andrews willremain high mogul of prohibition, thetreasury reported yesterday after¬noon. Although no one knew thatthere was any chance of his not re¬maining said high mogul, there wasevidently appointed recently a prohi¬bition commission whose existencejeopardized General Andrew’s posi¬tion. And I am inclined to think that(Continued on page 4)Whm ®o UnrHljta(EljrJf&pt rntfait (KjoudjMooWatonUbenur an& 57th StreetUon Ocjden Oocjt — ministerSUNDAY, MARCH 13, 19271 I A. M. Mr. Daniel Evans of Harvard.6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB. “Mental Hygiene of Child¬hood.” Katherine Haskell and Marie Linder.ThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdyi?or and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 5642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 a.m.Office Hours: 2 to 6 p. m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversityJews and a Superiority ComplexEvening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64thBook Series: “Harmer John”A Cathedral City and CathedralSoulHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Qasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—Dr. Pavis preaching.6 P. M.—Young People’s Service.7 P. M.—Young People’s Tea.8 P. M.—Dr. Davis preaching.' FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School. 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYeung Peoples Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups—Young Women’s Club.Undergraduate Club for wo-men.Men’s Club.Subject: “American Interestsin Mexico.”Leader: Paul Hutchinson, Man¬aging Editor, Christian Cen¬tury.8:00 p. m.—Evening Service8:45 p. m.—Home party. STUDENTS AND FACULTYARE WELCOMEat theHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LAITEN GOLDSMITH,Minister11 A. M. Sermon:“If I Had Only One Sermon toPreach”7:30 P. M. Illustrated program:“The Stream of Life,” in motionpictures as produced by James K.Shields. Comment by the pastor.6 P. M., Scrooby Club Social Hourwith RefreshmentsDisciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MinisterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon March 13, “Sin and theDivided Self”Second sermon of the Lenten serieson “Religion and the NewPsychology.”Wranglers: Supper 5:45. “Re¬ligion and Mathematics,” by Ade¬laide Ames and Archie Blake.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST."Where You’re a Stranger Only Once."C. E. Paulus, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea.6:45 p. m.—Luther League, ledby Mr. W. Finger: “How to Over¬come Obstacles.”7 :45 p. m.—Evening Worship.YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOMESt. Paul’s On TheMidway(Universalista)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGHAMMinisterYoung People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’ssupper7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House5766 Kimbark AvanuaTel. Fairfax 7*88REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Stuuent ChaplainServicesSundays—Holy Communion, 9:00 a. mat the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Days—Holy Com¬munion. 7:00 a. m.. at the Chureh House.» a aThe Church ofThe Redeemer• 56th and RlarkatonsREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D.,5550 Blarkstonc Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY554* Dorchester AvenueTal. Fairfax 3924Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.a a •St. Paul’s Church50th and OavrhnttrParish Office: 4945 Dorchester Avenu«Tel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:80 a. m.Morning Service, 11 :©0 a. m.Young People's Supper, 6:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:46 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDERAKER THEATRE418 8. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY, MARCH 13, 11 A. .\1.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onTHE DIFFERENCE BETWEENBUDDHISM AND CHRIS¬TIANITYAll seats freeVisitors cordially welcomeERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15FREDERICH STARR,Foremost Authority onChina and Japan“Is the New China a Menace tothe World?”Questions from the AudienceSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, March 13, 1927I 1 :00 A M W. H. M. S. & W. F. M. S. Societies Thank-offering. Mrs. Robt. Stevenson, speaking.8:00 P M “The Ideal Wife” King D. Beach, Pastor.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerUnnrstiiThe trouble with the average man is that he isn’t honest withhimself.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Rev. Edward G. Schultz, D.D.Evening Service, 7:45 o'clock—Subject—“The Narrowness of the Way.”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1 :00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH I I, 1927STRONGER Page ThreeHowdy King’ IsTerrible, StateCampus CriticsBy S. Lesser and Iris GoodmanIris GoodmanIf “Howdy King” is real Americanhumor we should continue to contentourselves with Oscar Wilde and(,corge Bernard Shaw. Despite nobleand commendable efforts by MinorWatson as the swashbuckling Yankeehero the play tags and drags lament¬ably.Minor is really good. And his boyfriend Frank Otto who showed hiswares in "Is Zat So?” takes advantageof whatever good lines fall to him.As for the rest of the cast it is bestperhaps to say nothing.The plot is unbelievably flimsy andflacid. It tells how a Rotarian Ameri¬can from the cow country turns ina gcxxt job at ruling a “theater state”in Europe; how he curbs a revolution,brings order out of chaos and with allthat finds a dear little U. S. womanto marry him. It might conceivablyserve for a musical comedy theme andthat is intended to be a very nastyremark. Then again if one is stupidthe play might conceivably be enjoy¬able. Surely it is clean and if you goyou can take the children. From thatpoint of view it is worth considering.< *r if there were only more light youmight l»ring along a good book.The night I saw* “Howdy King"one of the patrons became rowdy andstopped the performance. Possiblythis was going to unnecessary lengthsbut anyway one can sympathize withhim. I hope he got his money hack.Where Mystery LurksThe Auditorium is the ideal placeto see ‘Beau Grate” for innumerablereasons, chiefly because it is possibleto see the picture without an hour’spreliminary waiting in the lobby orwithout being turned away in vainefforts to secure last-minute tickets."Beau Geste" is the type of picturethat makes one feel the futility ofwords in moments of deepest rever¬ence, for it is impossible to feel any¬thing else but this toward this produc¬tion. The plot is perfect. It containsall the suspense and glowing thrillsthat the most critical reader of detec¬tive yarns could desire. It satisfiesyour love of beauty in the portrayalof glorious settings of the great openspaces—where walking a mile for aCamel finds you with only the starsfor a light.I he acting is handled superbly bythe entire cast notable among themAlice Joyce, Neil Hamilton. Ralphl orhes and Ronald Coleman. If youare an ethics student you will be af¬forded the rare opportunity of phil¬osophizing upon the theme “brotherlylove” which is treated from a rathernice slant.Most obviously the reason for thepopularity of “Beau Geste” is its ver¬satility, it appeals from so many pointsof view. At any rate it is the bestniovie we have encountered for manya month. Off the Shelf 1By Virginia HydeRhapeody—A Dream Novel, SchnitzlerA Robert Louis Stevenson sort ofadventure, told in the Continentalmanner, and having a back-ground ofFreudian forces, makes Schnitzler’snovelette, “Rhapsody,” somtfhing un-usuaj and altogether fascinating. Themain occurrence of the book, the hero'smystery-shrouded visit to an esotericsoh of orgy—is doubtless a dream, orillusionary experience of some sort,but there are none of the annoyingmechanics of his waking up at homein bed, vowing to lead a better life.The illusion of reality is maintainedthroughout, and the reader easilyloses himself in the amazing story ofFridolin’s bizarre adventures.The happenings in the hook arebrought about by a talk between Frid-olin and his wife, in which the twodisclose to each other unfaithfulnessto which they have been tempted atvarious times, and from which theyhave escaped through no fault of theirown. To each of the pair then comehigh!y| symbolical experiences whichin the end tend to cement their union.Queer ExperiencesFridolin’s experience leads him intothe presence of several different wom¬en, then into fantastic and secret nightresort where beautiful veiled womenjoin in erotic celebration, into a mor¬gue, and finally home again. Hiswife's dream is les6 coherent, but itterminates in the crucifixion of herhusband, which she witnesses withmixed sensations.It is a book of consistently onemood. The reader feels as if he wereactually moving through it as oneof the characters, experiencing thebeautiful agony of the mental experi¬ences. The gemlike prose and subtleconception of the book join to make itreally distinguished and remove it bya whole world of art and sophistica¬tion from the usual new book.Go She Must!“Go She Must!” is an amusing sa¬tire on the feminist novel. Mr. Gar¬nett relates the story of a young coun¬try girl who, seized with a passion fora bigger, if not a better life, fleesfrom her father’s rectory, goes to Lon¬don. and there has adventures worthyof the Young Visitors. Her transi¬tion from the girl of “Dry Coulter,”(the next town along the line is WetCoulter) whose heart is set on thepurchase of a bicycle, to the suavewife of the debonair Grandison—allin a period of three months—is de¬lightful. The book as a whole is alight, clever take-off of that prolificschool of modern novels of which H.G. Wells’ “Ann Veronica” is a typi¬cal example.NOTICEJohn Dill Robertson, Independentcandidate for mayor will speak beforethe Polysct club this afternoon at 4:30in Harper M-ll.Profs as the Students See Them;Good Boys; Queer, and OtherwiseBy Harriet Hathaway“It college professors aren't screams<e’d like to hear some. They makevery bit as funny impressions on uss we seem to make on them.” Thusie Black Diamond expresses somet the thoughts certain campus peo-le have held a long time.College students may be dumb, butre there any equal to the dear oldrof who believes everything the stu-vnts tell him, and takes it for grantediat they can’t help hut be interestedi the subject?Are Typical Casa*The instructor who gives the stu¬nts credit for a little human intel-sence is the most popular, and it isound him (hat students cluster afterass hours, asking questions, andlatting in a friendly manner.I he bitingly sarcastic prof is thete who succeeds in making frail->uled creatures tremble. The strong-inded could probably bite him backith some of hi* own medicine. The suspicious prof never thinksyou have done your lesson, is sure youhate the course, and wonders howyour parents ever persuaded you tocome to college.The RepeaterAnother goes over and over hisgems of wisdom on the suppositionthat a student must be told a facteighteen times before he can or willremember it.The solid, plodding phlegmaticprof is the one who probably gets theleast reaction. One finds oneself won¬dering what it is all about.And th* WitThe man who gets hold of a singlephrase and works it to death addsmuch to our general amusement.There is the instructor who thinkshe is witty, and bores class after class,year after year, with the same line ofjokes.And these are just a few of the ec¬centricities found amotng members ofthe faculties of America’s great insti¬tutions of learning. Alnders Zorn, Prominent SwedishArtist, Versatile; AccomplishedAs Painter, Sculpturor, and EtcherBy Betty GrahamWhy has AndersBorn attained suchsuch popularity? Thereasons are simpleenough after a studyof the man. He wasa veritable artist, apainter in water colorand oils, a sculptor,and an etcher. Instudying his works wefind his greatest inter¬est lay in portraitpainting and in nudecompositions. He be¬came a very prominentportrait painter bothin Europe and Amer¬ica, vecause of his un¬usual power of select¬ing a1 ,rst glance themost outstanding char¬acteristics of his sub¬jects, and presentingthem realistically invery little time andspace.Zorn was also a mas¬ter technician and areal visionary. Hewould attack his can¬vas with brush andpaint without any pre¬liminary s k e t c,h e s,guided only by the "mental vision of the thing he wantedto do. This was indeed a mark ofgenius. In his etching he solved theproblem of light and shade, in his useof the slashing stroke and masses oflight and dark. One cannot help be¬ing impressed by the individuality ofhis etchings: the vigorous stroke, therapid, yet stable, movement, and therich contrasts of shadows and lights.Great Swedish ArtistZorn was probably the greatestartist Sweden ever produced. He wasbom in 1860, and spent the first halfof his life studying and working inFrance and England, and travelinga great deal. After 1890, however,he returned to his native country,and his paintings from that time on Two Cousins,” by Anders Zornportray for the most part, Dalecar-lian peasant life. By his sympatheticand realistic treatment of this coun¬try and its people, he has made adefinite contribution to art.As an etcher, a sculptor, a watercolor artist, his work is all effected,and its completeness is the result.The delicate lights and shades to¬gether with the great mass work arethe etcher. The vision, the roughmodeling, the sharp chiseled strokes,and the rounded completeness are thesculptor. The delicate color, althoughmore evident in his nudes, is thewater color artist, while the combina¬tion plus the personality and geniusof a great artist is Zorn, the oilpainter of portraits.| COURSE REVIEWSEnglish 131 Offered ForAspiring PlaywrightsFor the aspiring playwright andproducer at least two worthwhilecourses in the composition and stag¬ing of dramas are offered.Introduction to the study of Drama, i English 131. is offered without prere¬quisites. It is the purpose of thiscourse to present the fundamentals ofdrama; composition, interpretationand staging.The advanced course in dramaticcomposition is> only open to seniorcollege students with the permissionof the instructor. The students in thisclass meet in a very informal fashionand are required to write three one-Wben. smart Style, is combinedwith, quality * * -as it is in. aStetson. • * * there, can. be. noqueSiion. as to the. hat yoilShoulcL wearWrite for Interesting BookletThe STETSON HAT in LITERATUREJohn B. Stetson company. 'PlnlodelphiSTETSON HATSStyled jorljouny 3\(en Socially SpeakingWith the approach of exams, the so¬cial life of the campus lapses to al¬most nothing. But with great temer¬ity, three organizations are giving par¬ties. The Sigma’s are giving a dinnerdance at the Windeniere East. TheKappa Sigma’s have scheduled a housedance and so have the Acacia’s. Theseaffairs mark the end of winter quar¬ter, but the election of the leaders forInter-class Hop remind us that springquarter and its gayeties are upon us.The leaders chosen are Clyde Keut-zer and Ruth Burtis for the seniors,Chuck Harris and Frances Kendal forthe juniors, Robert Spense and EllenHartman for the sophomores, andDexter Masters and Muriel Baker forthe Freshmen. The date set for theaffair is May sixth. Of course no def¬inite plans have yet been made, butmemories of former Inter-class Hopsgive us great expectations. It is Promof Spring quarter with all the advant¬ages that warm weather and a roman¬tic moon, if possible, can give. Withsufch leaders as have been chosen, wehave every right to expect a Hop thatexcels all previous Hops as this year’sprom surpassed its predecessors.Plan To PurchaseLast Residence OfGreat PhilosopherPlans are afoot to purchase thehouse in which Baruch Spinoza died,at the Hague, a two storied buildinglocated in the Paviljoensgragt (whichis merely Dutch for Pavilion street).In the top rooms of that small house,the great Spinoza spent the last sixyears of his beautiful life, expiringthere on February 21, 1677, at theage of forty-four.These plans call to mind the herit¬age of inspiration which humanityowes to him. What was the philos¬ophy of Spinoza? Professor Wolf inhis Journal of Philosophical Studies,declares that it was the “great wis¬dom” which sees God in all things,and all things in God. It is a visionthat brings peace and inspires effort.Not only poets like Goethe, but evenpessimists like Schopenhauer have feltthe spirit of religious peace that movesover the pages of Spinoza.act plays or one three-act playthroughout the quarter. Occasional¬ly various composers are invited tolead the round table discussions ofthe class.Another course, English 220 givesinstruction in the actual staging of theshow, initiating one into the mysteriesof ‘’behind the screens.” Dim AuditoriumsSubject AudienceTo Eye Fatigue"Motion picture theatres are toodark,” Guy A. Henry, of New York,General-Director of the Eye SightConservation Council of America, de¬clared in a statement made public yes¬terday. “People are unnecessarilysubjected to eye strain,” he asserted,“in poorly lighted auditoriums.”Investigations reveal that managersof motion picture theatres have nomethod of determining the effective¬ness of the lighting, said Mr. Henry,who urged the framing of a specialcode of illumination for motion pictureauditoriums, following a scientificstudy of the problem.Eye Needs Light“The human eye does not functionto its best advantage in the dark or inlooking at a fairly well illuminatedobject when the eye itself is surround¬ed by darkness,” according to Mr.Henry. “There should prevail as higha degree of general illumination asmay be consistent with securing clearand easy vision of the picture.“Too- low illumination causes dila¬tion of the pupil to an abnormal de¬gree and provides a coreal area whichdoes not permit of focal accuracy andwhich tends to distortion of outline.To partially overcome this, segmentalaction of the ciliary muscle govern¬ing the focusing of the eye is induced.Such muscular action can be attainedonly by great effort.Strains Muscles“There is also strain of the iris mus¬cles resulting from the prolonged di¬lation of the pupil and another objec¬tion is that the varying intensity ofthe light reflected from the screen re¬quires constant iris action more diffi¬cult of accomplishment than undernormal dilation.“There is constant conflict betweenthe extreme darkness surroundingthe eye and the eye and the light re¬flected from the scene. Under such acondition the eye is not only moresusceptible to the natural varying in¬tensity of the light from the screen,but the adaptability of the eye is low¬ered and the slightest flicker or move¬ment is more noticeable and detrimen¬tal.“The illumination of the auditoriumshould be gradually reduced from therear to the front and all light sourcesso modified as to prevent glare, espe¬cially those which may fall within thespectator’s range of vision. A faultyshade leaking a little light in the or¬chestra or pver the* organ will be asource of annoying glare,innovation.A fieW djud plea/ur-a,bte addition toCHtc&.$o /elect latehoar Attraction, {ti¬the spirit of thejmtLtl jupper club.<£>* r'te.ifi-men.tand darccirte to ifve•mart encHdnr/rtg■music. —ikf tiaJct inf tune,roothirtff Syncopation.,perfect rAyl%m ofSAM WAMBYand farGolden. iCtLyo rchesinat-CioIdeS Lily^Jouih- Jide-lrdHert dtk&a Cafe "309 e. Sar/teTd ZliSt.ai Vie*<C'.m BRIEFthough a more favorable environmentmay help Win progress farther: thanbis parent, It does not change the na¬ture of the germ plasm.“However,” added Dr. Downing,“I would not care to be so dogmaticas to say that one of these factors ismore important than the other. 1 donot think there is an answer to thisquestion as yet, nor will there he onefor a long timed’According to Dr. Frank N. Freemanprofessor iii the school of educationwhd has been making a study erf thisproblem, ; Dr. Watson and his col¬leagues lay far too much stress on theinfluence of environment and disregardthat of heredity.WILSON FOUNDATIONOFFERS FORTUNE TONATION’S NEOPHYTES Dean Evict- N. Simpson, both erf theSociology department, were of thesame opinion as Dr. Newman, in. mfar as they too believed that no gen¬eralization on the subject can bemade. “The sociologists handle thisticklish situation,” Mr. Simpson ^de-;dared, “by saying that ‘what a personcan do is determined by heredity, andwhat he may do, by environment’.”“To say that one factor such asenvironment exerts a greater influencethan any other factor in the, develop-,ment of the human being is about as?foolish as to make the assertion thatone of the legs of a three-legged stoolis the most important,” commented■ Dr.. -Merle. Crowe Coulter, assistantprofessor of botany., “Heredit v and cm rvtmirm arecomplementary factors,” continued Dr.Coulter.- “They are hand-maidens; torItherr is not .a single character thatdoes: not‘requtre-a^giyentoenvironment;-i«d:Dtt’n-dtf y, ■:For example, a person, is mtelh-eent a- a icmi!! >>i heredity plus en¬vironment. A 'htmhi lacking the In redity necessary for intelligence is- <. isequently feeble minded. , Likewise aperson who has bad no training,: tliat?is training being an environmental,• factor, w ill appear-.: to be , unintelli¬gent," says Dr. Coulter.Dr. Elliot R. Downing, assistantprofessor in the School of Education,believes that father and son are chipsoff'. the same block.- the- .son starting"1where his father started, and that >1- ' fCoMtmwd tmm p*g» ‘2)' 'such a case would not have been without its good points, .The Woodrow Wilson Foundationannounces an ~ award of twenty-fivethousand dollars each for the two best,articles on the subject “What Wood-row Wilson Mo - D' Vie1 In- artnlf vs to hi -tnctly o-n-fiiud to ,0. imposition ot M- W il-ou -ideals and principles and what theymean to tin write r I he purpose otthis contest i» to gjyy tin young peopie of \merica a better knowledge ot The ease of Harold Croat-kin goeson apace with whatever advantagethere is to either side shifting hackand forth with almost every witness’testimony. The defense rested itscase yesterday and the prosecutionnow holds forth in its attempt toprove that CmarMn was sane whenhe killed Walter Schmitt last Decem¬ber. ' ■*“ than hand-written work. The profs, Wm every one else,appreciate dearly legible work, and uocjonscfously « creates •better impression.The Remington Portable is always ready to help you get thebest marks you can. It ts the simplest, feelMI, and easiest tooperate of ah portables, Weighs hut IH pounds, net* and thecarrying case is only 4 inches high, so that the «s«e&to* canbe put away in a drawer Whan not to use. All these featuresplus me four-row standard keyboard.The Recognized header to Saks emd PopularityWoodrow Wilson We all knoA ,h«nas the president, but few know himas a human beir g. - Nevertheless, theFswaa MEN TO ESCOBT '> • r (Continued from page 1}Ellen Hartman has alsw been se¬lected as one of the co-chairmen in.charge of Settlement Night this year.1She was ■ chairman of the women’scommittee for the last Intramural In-dopr carnival and is a sophomore inthe women’s department of The DailyMaroon! She -is a member of Esoteric!.Dexter'Masters-started as a memberof the Freshman Board of Manage-rrriit ami D m>w a member of the cla>-council. He is chairman of the cam¬pus publicity committee for this year’sID-ketball Interscholastic, a reporterfor The Daily Maroon.■Ni«,v „:. v---,-Muriel I’.ukir i- a member of theFre-hman da-- emmeil anl is president of the Freshmen Women’s ClubAA;.D-.V' ' A POSTERS PRINTEDJohn Pxbrt StepTHE PALOS PRESSMS East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Stows: IMS » ta.: 3-4 v>. m.appreciation or bu*r mhv .• -* sent his precepts and- prmcspba>. set.forth m ii1- L, ok- ‘ \ i 1 M -u r“When a Ma'i I Auk - to If m-vlt.’ .rs.l;v;,i,rr,r:ss-A.-; . " A:iM'ie.l tui nt> the hundred words., thru limit -it F October Dt. D>27vr.:SAVANTS REPLY TO WATSONIN NEW INTERVIEWS; - ;M.e>- D< hundred bits of squirm¬ing human protoplasm, called babies,he could make out ot them any pat-l,t arlers Drive There i“Getting on” to schoolor to life la wsutpptog intothings. 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ENJOYABLEPARTICULARLY IF YOU HAVENEVER BEEN THERE BEFORE■robably decide toould be assured of•anions and thatthe right places.T.. those who plan ahead, a 'trip:,off the beaten path that includesthe , high spots, both historicallyand fashionably , speaking, this isVagobondage de luxe—with com-fort and economy considered. Be- mm■ -World and7■■■. ^ J.f;aaaaf-'-V- ';^ FORMAL-BUSINESSAND SPORT CLOTHES324 South Michigan Avenue7 North La Salle Street 71 East Mo140-142 South Clark Street(Near Adatm)22S North Wabash at Waeker Drive{Second .floor, Fish dAccurately made by skilledwmdernm m oar ' amn :"factory.A wide twe of Dance Pro■AA^AAAT^TaF, ^ *• JCREEKLETTERPINS/List schedule -ofevents in conferencemeet here. The DailyFriday MorningWRESTLING ENTRYNUMBERS EIGHTYSTELLAR MATMENChicago Enters Full GrapplingTeam To Compete InAll EventsIndividual wrestling championshipsof the Big Ten will be the prizes inthe conference meet at Bartlett Gym¬nasium of the University of ChicagoFriday and Saturday. Eighty menhave been entered by the ten schools,all but Ohio State having full teams.Preliminaries will he held Friday af¬ternoon and evening, and the finalsSaturday afternoon.175 Pounders GoodSome of the best competition willcome in the 175 pound class, wherethere is an unusual number of goodmen. Krogh, Chicago wrestler, whowon the title last year, will have greatdifficulty in disposing of Wilson ofIndiana and Voltnier of Iowa. Wilsonwas champion two years ago, and thisseason has won all his bouts by fallsunder three minutes. Rich of Michi¬gan and Ritz of Illinois are also strongcontenders.Weir Loses TitleTWO HUNDRED BIG TEN ATHLETES HEREBURG OUTTO SET NEW RECORDBadgers Bright BoysUp at Madison making the basket¬ball outfit and maintaining a highscholastic average go hand in hand,for the members of Meanwell’s quin¬tet have marks well above the generalaverage of university students. Theaverage of the entire squad of 13 is83, approximately two points higherthan the rating of the male studentbody. Louis Behr, star forward, leadswith a percentage of 90.At Chicago the same rule seems tobe in effect, for Sackett, McDonoughand Kaplan have well over B aver¬ages.Lafayette, In.d, Mar. 9.—Fatiguedby a long week-end trip, during whichtime it vanquished Minnesota andNorthwestern within three days, thePurdue basketball squad rested yes¬terday and today, but tomorrow andIn the 115 pound division, Weir of ! Friday will devote to preparing forIowa, who was winner last year, has | the b'Tal contest of the 1927 Westernhad to abandon his title, and is now PURDUE FIGHTS UPTO SECOND PLACEBoilermakers Win Will CinchConference Berthin the 125 pound division. Thackerof Illinois, second in 1926; Pfeffer,who won two seasons hack, and Smitz,of W isconsin, are the class. Weir will(Continued on page 6)ANNOUNCE WOMEN’SHONOR CAGE TEAMMembers of the women’s honorbasketball team were posted after thegame Wednesday. The team is cont¬inued of women who have exhibitedmore than ordinary skill on one of theclass teams. The team consists of:guards, Geraldine Hacker, BlancheHcdeen. Louise Mojonnier; forwards,Madi Bacon, Catherine Beebas, BerthaHeimerdinger; substitutes, Frieda Ja¬cobson, Louise Bloom and AliceW ih v Following a basketball dinnerlast night at Ida Noyes hall the honorteam was scheduled to play the alum¬ni in the annual game. conference basketball season, withChicago, in Memorial gymnasium nextSaturday night.The Chicago game is being givenevery consideration this week, for avictory in it will mean a certain sec-! ond place berth for the Boilermakers,I maintaining a record set by previousLambert-coached fives, only one of\ which ever finished outside of the firstdivision. Last year the Maroons putover a one point victory on Purduewhich kept the Old Gold and Blackfrom a clear championship claim andCoach Norgren’s team is very anxiousto even up for a sizeable trimming itreceived early in the year. In thefirst game Cummins was held down,hut the Maroons overlooked Wheelerand he scored enough points by him¬self to achieve a Purdue victory.Saturday’s game will start at 7 p. m..instead of 7:30 because of the LittleTheater play, "The Poor Nut." sched-•\ ,tiled the same night. Concentrate TrackStrength In HalfMile, High JumpmYDE park, blvdTo^ blackstoneRonald Colman — Vilma BankyIn a Beautiful Love Story!“The WINNING of BARBARA WORTH”See this tremendous, awe-inspiring picturization of HaroldBell Wright’s book that has thrilled millions.—On the stage—An Albert E. Short lavish spectacle of galley slaves,vibrant music, and stirring songs. In the‘‘THE VIKING SHIP”- - Other Stars on the Stage - -LINDA SOOL, ViolinistCAROLINE LA RUE, DaneuseREO and HELMARALBERT E. SHORT and HisSYMPHONIC ARTISTSMaking Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110 With practically no chance to finishin the first four at the ConferenceTrack Meet, Chicago is concentratingits efforts on the high jump and thehalf mile, for the Conference Indoormeet though the Maroon team is giv¬en an outside chance to place in therelay and the shot put.With Capt. Burg, the individual star,and an expert high jumper, will goBurke and Williams in the half mile;Cody, Brand and Gleason in thesprints; Smith and Spence in the hur¬dles; Apitz and Armstrong in the 440;Duggan and Hitz in the mile; Ger-hardt in the pole vault, and Klein,shot put. Hegovic, Burke, Williams,and Apitz will also riui the relay.Burg. Williams and Burke will bearthe brunt of the struggle.SportologyChicago’s Title HopesChampionships which, may comeMidway ward in the Conference eventsbeing held today and tomorrow are theteam, individual and all-around titlesin Gymnastics; the high-jump, mile,and half-mile individual honors intrack; and 175 pound class crown inwrestling.With Davidson, Flexner, Quin, Nel¬son, McRoy and Benson up to formin the Gym meet, and Captain Burgknowing his calculus in the high-jump,Chicago is practically assured of thesetitles.Dick Williams has made the besttimes turned in by Conference milersand half-milers in the dual indoortrack season and for this reason is con¬sidered a real contender for first-placehonors in these events at the Evans¬ton meet.Captain Krogh, in defending hisBig Ten title in the 175 pound class ofwrestling, lias some unusually stiffcompetition to down this year, Wil¬son of Indiana, who won this divisiontwo years ago, and Voltmer of Iowathreaten Red’s crown. STAGG DECLINES TRIPEvidence of the increasing interestof Germany in competitive athletics isseen is an invitation received by D-rector A. A. Stagg to be one of threeAmerican coaches who will go to Ger¬many this summer to instruct teachersin the methods and spirit of Americansports. The invitation was sent by theDeutsche Studentenschaft. Stagg con¬sidered the matter for more than amonth, but yesterday decided to de¬cline because he felt it would entailtoo great a personal sacrifice to makethe trip this coming summer.CAGERS EXPECTSTALLING GAMEWill Meet StrategyMore Strategy WithProbable LineupsChicago—ZimmermanGistSackettHoergerMcDonough FFCGG —PurdueWheelerHodgesCumminsWilcoxKemmerBy Vic RoterusChicago’s, Purdue’s and the BigTen’s b. b. season will officially closewhen the 9:30 whistle blows in La¬fayette’s only gymnasium tomorrownight.Outside of that the event will notbe an auspicious one. Michigan al¬ready has the title packed away in themoth balls, the game is not a grudgeone, and only a fair brand of ball w’illprobably be played—in fact, even theAmerican should be hard put to finda colorful headline for the story.Expect Stalling GamePurdue will probably play the slowtype of offensive that was so success¬ful against the Maroons here. Nor¬gren’s boys have been using thisthemselves with more or less successsince. Should both team employ thegame we feel very sorry indeed forthe spectators.Edgeworthmakes ladiespreferpipe-smokersco'VtWGQ/TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONEVAUDEVILLE^ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOr Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY‘S?JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People on die Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. COMPEnnON STARTS TODAYIN TITLE ROUND; KEEN RIVALRYWILL MARK INDIVIDUAL EVENTSAll Conference Schools Represented In Three Way Meet;Prelims To Be Run OffTodayFriday9:00 a. m.—Wrestlers weigh in.10:00 a. m.—Wrestling coaches holdmeeting Trophy Room.2:00 p. m.—Preliminaries in Wrest¬ling.7:30 p. m.—Preliminaries in Wrest¬ling.Saturday9:00 a. m.—Wrestlers weigh in.12:30 p. m.—Luncheon for coachesand officials.2:00 p. m.—Wrestling for third andfourth places, and FINALS.2:00 p. m.—Preliminaries in fencing.7:45 p. m.—Finals in gymnasticsand fencing.With all conference schools repre¬sented in one division or other, theBig Ten Gymnastic, Wrestling, andFencing Meet will occupy all of F’ri-day and Saturday. All the conferencemembers, except Indiana, Michigan,and Northwestern, have representa¬tives in gymnastics. Ohio is the onlyschool who has not a full team enteredin wrestling, for only individual cham¬pionships are to be decided for thegrapplers. Indiana, Michigan, andMinnesota have not fencing aggrega¬tions.Acrobats In MajorityThere are about 200 who will com¬pete in the coming meet. The grap-plng division of the contest has abouteighty men entered, while the acrobatshave a great majority of the remaind¬er.Schedule InterestingAn interesting schedule has been drawn up. This morning at 1 o’clockthe wrestling coaches will hold a meet¬ing in the Trophy Room of Bartlett.At 12:30 a. m. Saturday there will bea luncheon for all coaches and offi¬cials. The wrestling finals, which areto take place at 2:00 p. m. Saturday,will undoubtedly bring many fast, in¬teresting bouts. Fencing prelims willbe run off at the same time. The finalsin gymnastic and fencing in which theMaroon aggregations are among thefavorites, will come off at 7:45 Satur¬day evening.SOPHS SMASH TWOOLD TANK RECORDSTO WIN TOURNAMENTSophomore women swimmers clinch¬ed their race for the title yesterdaywhen they - won the final meet bybreaking two Ida Noyes pool records.Nan Griswold swimming the fortyyard back in 34.6 broke the formerrecord, 36.5 and the sophomore teamwon the eighty yard relay. MargaretHanna, freshman, finished the backstroke race only a fraction of a sec¬ond behind the winner, coming verynear to breaking the record herself.Helen Byanskas, junior captain,pushed up from her previous place atsecond in the fancy diving, and placedfirst. Ethel Brignall was one pointfreshmen, 100, juniors, 49.5, and se-classes stand: sophomores, 121 points,from first place. The final scores byniors 19.5.R & K• MKeep your Shirt onWe have the Neck¬wear to go with it.Rexford & Kelder25 Jackson Blvd. East7th FloorMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 6009...... . . , . , . . if •.. . .... iKUMMi I Ti'IiV 1 . ...... , •. * -Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 19274 iVhisfleWINTERYou think it strange I hate the iceand snowThat conies with every bitter winter. day,And shiver when the cold, raw North-winds blow.And look not at the restless skies stonegrey.For you the days are never cold anddark.The whole of every year for you isspring;You have not learned that sometimeslives are st^rk—That even the lightest hearts don’talways sing.Don’t laugh at me now that MY Win¬ter’s come;Last Winter-time was blithest Springfor me:Have sympathy with hearts that havegrown numb;The nearing Spring-time may YOURWinter be!—LachesisDR. GEORGE Kirchewey, ex-deanof Columbia Law School and ex-war-den of Sing-Sing prison, in an addressthe other day, declared that “institu¬tions develop criminals.” We hope heis not referring to the recently ob¬served undergraduate practice of steal¬ing memorandum pads from the deskat the Information Office, for use asindex cards for term-papers.It’ll Be Harder To Swallow, EvenThan a Fraternity Meal!Dear GeoG:Even dear old Swift HaH Library,that famed campus “sleepy Hollow,”isn’t conducive to study these days.The picture of the “Last Supper” hasa sinister meaning that hints of Fri¬day the 18th. The angels on the raf¬ters look like people who have diedfrom overwork—and shucks! I don’tfeel so good myself.—Lord LloydTHE TURK EMERGESGeoG:You’ve heard about Bill Stephenson?He handed in his term paper to PhilAllen with five complimentary copiesof the Phoenix. Which, while it is notdirectly applicable (I suppose,) re¬minds me of the well known parableof the Ant and the Grasshopper:“It seems an Ant and a Grasshop¬per sat next to each other in a class.“How are you coming on your term-paper?” the Ant would ask.“Heh, heh,” the Grasshopper wouldlaugh, “I ain’t started yet.”All through the quarter the Ant slav¬ed to collect notes for his paper. Hefloundered through French transla¬tions and obscure German volumes, hepiled up mounds of closely writtenyellow paper and cock-eyed facts. Andmeanwhile he cast sorrowing glancesat the Grasshopper who played mer¬rily about Harper library.The day for the term-papers arrived.The Ant staggered in with his paperfinally completed after an all-nightvigil. Unshaven. ' weary he watchedthe Grasshopper step lightly to thedesk and hand in a neatly typed paperwhich he had prevailed uuon one ofcourse, the Grasshopper got the A,his girl friends to do for him. 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Two youngwomen in front of us were talking—rather loudly, of course. “Why,” ask¬ed the first, “did she marry him?’*“Because,” replied the second, “Hill¬man's offered him a position in theirmeat department.” “But how,” ques¬tioned the first young woman, “Wouldthat be an incentive for her?” “Well,”responded the second, “They wentthrough college together and she fig¬ured, on the basis of observation, thathe’d make a sure success at any jobwhere all he had to do was pile upcuts!”—Geo-G Two Hundred Big TenAthletes Here(Continued from sports page) ibe formidable in the 125 pound di¬vision, with Solomon of Michigan.Wheeler of Iowa, and Hesmer of Il¬linois as his most dangerous foes. Eas- {ter of Minnesota, champion in the 135 {pound class, returns again, and lookslike a probable winner.The 145 pound class brings Scottof Iowa, Pederson of Minnesota.Hummel of Ohio. 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