Dan Autrey con¬tinues as head ofFreshman class.Vol. 27. No. 86. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, MARCH I, 1927what of IT?mioflOC MQ8.CEN9TERN••Thou brave comrade, frontier of iheface,Pioneer in darkness, and leader of ourrace,Forerunner of fortune, and espion ofwoe,Lead on. my nose,, I followWhere'er thou bid’st me go.”* * *Prof. T. V. Smith, the philosopher,ha> a high opinion of the functionsof the nose in this vale of tears. Heinsist^ that the nose is a much neg¬lected member, that many good menand true go through life almost obliv¬ious to the old beak. Iy doing so, Mr.Smith points out, these fellows aremissing out in the business of attain¬ing the most complete self-realizationin life. He stresses the noise not onlyin its purely functional capacity—i.e.,as an instrument for sneezing, breath¬ing. and testing out the waiter’s as¬sertion that there is no garlic in thehamburger—but also as a means of se¬curing pleasure of a very positive- na¬ture. For Mr, Smith is a hedonist,like most of the rest of ns. Now,hedonism is the philosophy (to somedegree, at least) of the senses. Taste,sight, hearing and touch are commonmeans of securing pleasure. One sat¬isfies himself in the direction of at¬taining hedonistic happiness, for in¬stance, by eating Lucullan food, byfeasting his eyes on paintings, or theglories of nature capital “N”), by lis¬tening to music, by feeling the sur¬faces of old pine chair rungs. All thesethings the hedonist does; and yet com¬monly he passes entirely by his ownnose, just as utter an instrument ofsatisfaction as anything else in thewhole scheme of things.* * *Prof. Smith seeks to remedy thisappalling oversight of the hedonistand, indeed, of the whole run of thehuman race. It is his conceptionthat people be educated to the possi¬bilities that at present arc allowed tolie pretty largely dormant in the oldsniffer. Embodied in his plan for thesalvation of the race nasally are sev¬eral things. For example, he desirestheaters of the nose to be set up—places where one may go and, sittingcomfortably in his seat, have wholesymphonies of smells wafted out tohim. Thus far, Mr. Smith is on safeground. As long as the symphoniesare composed of good, safe smells, ac¬cepted by the bulk of the crowd aspleasing, things are bound to be allright. But the instant one of these“modernist’ ’composers comes into thefield—-as he has done so much in mus¬ic—and tries out on the crowd new,revolutionary symphonies with motifsof discordant, jarring smelts, thereis going to be trouble. I can wellimagine the connoisseurs and the cri-bes <>f smells standing up for Botch-> Fifth smell poem, “Garlic andOnions,’’ while the hoi polloi jeer andhold their noses in the gallery. Stormytimes are ahead, if Mr. Smith’s ideasgo through.* * *Aside from this nose theater busi¬ness, which would appear to do forsmells what the clavilux is beginningto do for colors, Mr. Smith allows hisimagination to run farther afield along*be line of possibilities for broaden¬ing out the development of things ofthe smeller. It is his hope that somePhilanthropist may give enough moneySo that a laboratory of smells mayhe set up. In this place, the mostpleasing individual perfumes and com¬binations of smells would be workednose theaters. Well, I say it is up toMr. Smith to dedicate himself to a lifework of bringing nose into its own.T wish, while he was at it, he wouldalso work out a plan for effectuallyending colds in the head, one of whichls at present preventing me from anyolfactory enjayment whatsoever. NO RESTRICTIONSON SMOKING FORCAMPUS WOMENStir at Northwestern MakesFreedom of ChicagoWith the excitement concerningthe smoking rules for women at North¬western university comes the follow¬ing statement from Miss ElizabethWallace, head of Foster hall. “As faras I know there are no smoking rulesfor women on this campus.”Custom Only Prohibits PracticeThe policy of the University to giveas much freedom as possible to itsstudents extends even to smoking onthe first floor of the women’s halls,although custom usually prohibits thepractice.Representative women on campushave expressed the idea that it is amatter of personal opinion. Bettyand Alice Graham both stated thatthere are plenty of places to smokewithout opening Ida Noyes hall andthe Coffee shop. Hannah Johnson,hesitating to give an opinion aboutsmoking on campus emphasized thatit is a question of custom and not ofmorals.Dean Sophonisba Breckenridge, inThoughtfulness Consideredreferring to the custom in the hallssaid, “There seems to be no desire tosmoke on the first floor. The womenlive by a policy of consideration forothers."WANG BROADCASTSON “CHINA TODAY”Son of Pekin U PresidentTraces Oriental Change Jerry Kerwin toTell Them HowAssistant Professor Jerome Ker¬win, cooperating with the PoliticalScience department of Northwest¬ern university, will give a series oflectures before the Illinois Leagueof Women Voters tomorrow,Thursday and Friday evenings atEvanston. .“The Direct Primary: What ofits Future?” will be discussed byMr. Kerwin, assistant professor isthe Political Science department.Professor S. P. Breckenridge of theSocial Service Administration de¬partment will assist in presenting acourse of lectures on “Public Wel¬fare in Government.”PUBLIC SPEAKINGINSTRUCTOR DIESServices Held At Hilton forMiss NewlinHau-cheng Wang, graduate stu¬dent, tells of “China Today” overWMAQ.Mr. Wang, fellow in the Universityand son of C.C. Wang, former presi¬dent of the National Law universityat Pekin, gave his oriental lecturelast Saturday night. He is specializ¬ing in international law and diplom¬acy, and upon completing work for adoctor’s degree, plans to return toChina to take part in political affairs.In tracing the. gradual transforma¬tion of ancient China into a modernworld power and the changing psy¬chology of the Chinese people, Mr.Wang discussed the present situation,China’s cultural background, and thegrowth of the Republic, founded six¬teen years ago.Eta Sigma Phi ToPlan Grecian PlayPlans for the presentation of the an¬nual classical drama will be discussedat a meeting of Eta Sigma Phi. Thurs¬day at 4:30 in Classics 20. The play,which has not been decided upon yet,will be given in either Latin or Greeksome time during the spring quarter.The meeting will be preceded by a tea.Plan Luncheon ForFrosh CounsellorsUpper-class counsellors will be en¬tertained by the freshmen women at aluncheon Thursday noon, instead ofWednesday as previously announced,at the University tea house, 5725 Ken¬wood avenue. Members of the Fresh¬men Women’s club council are sellingtickets for fifty cents each.Eight More GroupsPose For PicturesEight more group pictures will hetaken today for the Cap and Gown.The schedule runs as follows:Newman club at 2:30.Alpha Si:rma Delta at 2:45.Comad club at 3:30.Astratro club at 3:45.Mirror at 4:00.Blackfriars at 4:30.Home Economics at 5:00.Divinity school council at 5:30. Miss Jessie Nowlin, instructor at theUniversity College, downtown, diedSunday mornirg at the Presbyterianhospital from career. The funeral ser¬vices were held yesurday from theHilton Memorial Chapel.Miss Newlin, who was formerly As¬sistant to Professor S. H. Clark, re¬tired head of the Public Speaking De¬partment of the University, was agraduate of Earlham College in In¬diana. She had taught classes in ex¬pression for twenty-five years. Theprincipal course which she conductedat the University College was the vocalinterpretation of the drama.The body will be sent to Carthage,Indiana, for burial.No announcement of a successorto Miss Newlin has as yet beenmade. It is thought that some cam¬pus instructor will take her place.Install W. A. A.Heads At BanquetInstallation of newly elected officersinto W. A. A. will take place at abanquet to be held Thursday at 5:45in the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall.The five women who will sell tic¬kets at sixty cents apiece for the din¬ner arc: Bessy Vecans, Honora Lilly-beck, Edna Gross, Dorothy Cunning¬ham and Sylvia Rutkin. They may hepurchased Tuesday and Wednesdaynoon in the foyer of Ida Noyes hall.The balloting for officers of W. A.A., Federation, and Y. W. C. A. willtake place tomorrow in the foyer ofIda Noyes hall.STAGE TWO PLAYSAT CERCLE FRANCAISTwo plays, “Bavardage" by Lu-cien Puech, and “Rosalie,’ by MaxMaurev, will be presented at the lastmeeting of Le Cerclc Francais for thisquarter Thursday at 4:35 at MaisonFrancais, 5810 Woodlawn Ave.Nelley Triplet and Miss Schenckwill present "Bavardage,” Janet Wal¬lace, Frances Granger, and Leon De-spres will play the roles in “Rosalie.”VESPERS WEDNESDAYThe fourth Student Vespy Serv¬ice, a new and significant campus in¬stitution, will be held at 4:30 tomor¬row in Joseph Bond Chapel.Dr. Arthur E. Holt of the Univer¬sity will speak on “What We Expectof God.” A vocal trio will also fea¬ture the service. Miss Emma Fleer,organist, and Dr. Willoughby will aidin the devotionals.The impressive evening ceremoniesare conducted by the religious organ¬izations on campus. CREAM OF 3,000TO BE SELECTEDFOR PREP MEETInvite Forty SquadsCompete In NinthInterscholastic ToLetters were sent last Friday tomore than 3,000 high schools through¬out the country giving details and in¬formation concerning the University’sNinth Annual Basketball Interscholas-tic March 20 to April 2, and present¬ing the qualifications for entrance tothe tournament—the season’s greatestclimax. It is from this 3,000 that theforty or so that are permitted to enterwill be chosen and from that fortythat the National championship willbe determinecl. .The letters give a brief history ofthe tournament since its beginning in1916, list the previous winners and run¬ners-up, and present the educationalvalues of the trip to Chicago. Theystress especially the fact that thetournament offers a chance to develophigh qualities of sportsmanship, toexchange ideas concerning basketball,and outside of the tournament itself,to visit the great commercial centersof the city.State Winners To PlayThe actual entrants will not be de¬termined until the various state tourna-(Continued on page 4)REBUILD TOPPLINGWALL OF SEMINARYFifteen-Year-Old Facade Be¬ing Torn DownThe leaning tower of Pisa willhave no rival in the Fifty-eighthstreet wall surrounding the ChicagoTheological Seminary, officials of theorganization decided yesteday.That is why a construction ganghas appeared at the Seminary’s homeon the southeast corner of Woodlawnavenue and Fifty-eighth street andthe dismantling of the offending fac¬ade has begun. The leaning sectionof the wall is being partially torndown.For fifteen years the unique andstoried ship-like residence has attract¬ed the attention of passers by. Theproperty passed last year from pri¬vate ownership itno the hands of theChicago Theological Seminary, thepresent owners.President Mason toReceive WednesdayThe next of the monthly receptionsheld at the President’s house will beon March 2. from 4 to 6. Mrs. L. R.Steere, Mrs. Edward Rverson, MissElizabeth Wallace, Mr. Harold R.Swift, and Vice-President Frederic C.Woodward will form the receivingline.Trib Sets ChapelModel on DisplayAn electrically lighted model of thenew million dollar University chapel,one of the group of buildings in theChicago Theological Seminary is nowon display in the lobby of the TribuneTower. The original is being son-structed at fifty-eighth street and Uni¬versity avenue.Methodists DiscussChinese ProblemsWesley Foundation will discuss “TheChinese Question and Its Relations toChristianity,” at a meeting tonight at8 in the Y. W. room in Ida Noyeshall. The foundation which is a Meth¬odist organization invites all studentsof that denomination to attend itsmeetings. Refreshments will beserved. Prof Foxes ClassIn Official SroozeAnaesthetics exert a most unus¬ual influence over the patient.Dr. A. B. Luckhardt of the Phy¬siology department will undoubted¬ly bear witness to the foregoingstatement. He twice permitted him¬self to become completely anesthet¬ized before the General Surveyclass yesterday by an attendant inorder to show the influence of thegas.While the awed class watchedhim come out of his second coma,Dr. Luckhardt indulged in num¬erous wild gestures and a few ex¬pressions that one hesitates to be¬lieve lie learned in Sunday School.He suffered no ill effects from histwo nervy attempts.FIND RARE BOOKIN OLD PURCHASEVolume Printed In ParisIn Year 1509“A copy of the excessively rare is¬sue of the ‘Dialogues’- of LucianusSamosatensis is the latest find in thelibrary,” according to Mr. Janies Han¬son, associate director. This is theonly copy of the book in America,and it is so rare that there is not evena copy in the British Museum at Lon¬don.The “Dialogues” was discovered inthe so-called Berlin Collection pur¬chased in 1891 by President Harper.He obtained the collection from a Ber¬lin dealer named Calvary and it isvariously estimated from 150,000 to175,0000 volumes.The present find was printed atParis by Gourmont about 1509. Gour-rftont was the first printer in Paristo employ Greek type, such as is usedin this book. Mr. Hanson regards thetype as rather poor and says that aboutthirty years after the printing of thisvolume a second man came to Paris(Continued on page 4) FROSH ELECTIONWON BY AUTREY;CUNDYJS MATEBrunelle, Treasurer; MaryAbbot Takes Office ofSecretaryBroyde Victor InChess TournamentThe finals of the chess tournamenthave been finished with the follow¬ing standing of th<' entrants: Broyde,the winner, 1.000; Lorinczi. 750, Ma-•kela .500, Dobins .250, and Zeligz .000.Broyde, the chess wizard who tied agame with Capablanca, the world'schampion, recently, will be in posses¬sion of the Y. M. C. A. cup for oneyear. Mr. Czaichowski, secretary ofthe City Chess League, will addressthe Chess Circle at lunch, 12:00, to¬day in Roptn A of the Reynolds Club¬house.NORWEGIAN EUGENIST 'TALKS HERE TODAYDr. John Alfred Mjoen, a widely-known Norwegian Eugenist. will lec¬ture on “Criminality and Genius asBiological Problems,” today at 4:30 inRosenwald 2. Dr. Mjoen was a dele¬gate for the Norwegian governmentto the second International Congressof Eugenics in New York in 1921, andis the Norwegian representative at theInternational Federation of EugenicOrganizations.MISS GIANNINI SINGSDusolina Giannini, noted soprano,who recently returned from a Euro¬pean tour, will give a recital today at4:15 in Mandel Hall. Miss Gianniniwill sing four groups of songs. Amongthem are “Die Ehre” by Beethoven,“Ah Spietato” by Hamdel, and a groupof Italian folk-songs arranged by Vit¬torio Giannini. Mr. Mack Evans,organist and choir master will give alecture recital preceding the programat 3:15 in the music room of Mit¬chell Tower. ELECTION RESULTSPresident—Daniel AutreyVice-president—Carol CundyTreasurer—Wanzer BrunelleSecretary—Mary Abbott.After two weeks of intense elec¬tioneering and campaigning, officersof the Freshman class of 1930 as list¬ed above were annouced last Fridaynight at the Frosh party.A new system of voting, underwhich the voter must present a classticket as proof that he has paid hisdues and is a member of the class,was inaugurated this year by theFreshman Board of Management. TheHare system of preferential votingused for the last two years, was againadopted for this year’s balloting.Autrey Gets Mayor JobAutrey won on the third ballot, poll¬ing 113 votes, while his nearest com¬petitor, Dexter Masters, received fif¬ty-seven tallies. Carol Cunday gaineda victory over Helen Walters by 117to eighty-seven counters. For theposition of treasurer, Wanzer Brun¬elle received one hundred votes toeighty-eight for George Barnard. Theoffice of secretary was not contested,Mary Abbott being the only onenominated.When informed of his election, Dan¬iel Autrey announced that as presidentof the class of 1930 he would supportall worthy enterprises of the univer¬sity. ‘ T will strive to keep the nameof the Freshman class constantly be¬fore the school, and do my part inmaking it one of the active groups ofthe University,” declared Autrey. Aut¬rey is a Phi Kappa Psi and has serv¬ed as president of the Freshman Boardof Management since last September.Officers All Board MembersThe other three officers have alsobeen on the board of management.Wanzer Brunelle, a Delta Upsilon,won his numerals in football last fall.Both Carol Cundy and Mary Abbottare Mortar Boards, the latter appear¬ing in Mirror.The elections were conducted bythe Undergraduate council under thedirect supervision of James Flexnerand Robert Massey. The candidatesspoke at chapel a week ago last Mon¬day and the voting took place the fol¬lowing Wednesday.Choose Groups ToAssist In CarnivalSign of the Sickle and W. A. A. willbe in charge of the punch and candybooths respectively at the Annual In¬door Athletic Carnival to be held Fri¬day night at 7 in Bartlett gymnasium.Ruth Norman has been chosen to of¬ficiate at the punch booth while NanGriswold will take care of the candysales.Pres. Little GivesOil-Can Away SoonPresident Little of Michigan in con¬sequence of having received the “oil¬can” last year has the honor of pass¬ing it on. Each year the traditional“oil-can” is passed to some person oncampus, with appropriate remarksand razzing, at the Annual “Razz-fest” that is given by the Sigma Del¬ta Chi, honorary journalistic society.Cleveland Rabbi toLecture Tomorrow“Guidance for the Religiously Per¬plexed,” or “What Can We BelieveAbout God. Prayer and Immortality?”will be discussed by Rabbi Barnet B.Brinkner of the Euclid Avenue Tem¬ple of Cleveland. Ohio, tomorrow at7:30 in Harper M-ll. All those in¬terested have been invited.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1927atyr iatlg iUaromtFOUNDED IN 1961TH0 OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Iflnter and Spring Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rites:IS.00 per year; by mail, fl.00 per year extra. Single copies. Are cents each.Entered aa second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1S00, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia]appearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellia Avenue'Telephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P, Howe .Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo StoneTom Stephenson Sport* EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorAJ Widdifieid.Madge Child. _...Roselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGeeRobert SternVictor Roterua._ ...Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports Editor...Assistant Sports EditorGeorge Morgen*tern...Kathryn Sandmexer...Harriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubaner Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer. Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorRalph Stitt . -mm-. .....Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fi«he» Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantURBANA?RECENTLY there was a conference down at Champaign. Forthe present the subject of the conference is unimportant.They hold a lot of them down there.The point is that some of the boys (and possibly the girls)went down to Champaign as delegates to this conference. Andwhen they came back they complained of a rather poor reception.Of course, we have no right to talk. Gentlemen visit thiscampus now and then, leaving to complain of being poorly re¬ceived. Since Chicago is a big town we are not able adequatelyto identify guests. Campus folk here are easily lost in the bigcity mob. Most of us leave the campus as soon as our classesfor the day are over and vanish until the next morning.We all know that at Champaign (or Urbana, which by theway, is an unfortunate name), there is really little to do butentertain guests. The natives are all in the habit of watching thetrain from the city arrive, and as strangers in the district areeasily identified, the entertainment of guests is easily undertaken.Among most agrarian peoples hospitality is a rite. Why not soat Urbana? In BriefBy Dexter W. MattersThe mutual agreement to disagreehas commenced in the local mayoral¬ty campaign, with a few stray shotsfrom "Big Bill” Thompson’s campopening up the performance. Yester¬day “Our William” returned fromWashington where he has been con¬fiding iiv and with Senator Deneenarid let drop the casual remark that“Dever is the worst mayor Chicagohas had in a quarter of a century.”Dover had evidently anticipated thisseeming lack of friendship and respect,however, for several days ago he re¬ferred to Thompson as the one whohas soiled the virgin purity of thecity. And so it goes.Mr. Thompson pointed out the patri¬cian demands of Mr. Dever in the samebreath, saying that he required $100a minute more to run the city thandid Thompson, himself. “But,” con¬tinued Mr. Thompson gently, “hejust doesn’t understand.”Meanwhile, Dr. John Dill Robert¬son, who is playing, for the moment,a somewhat subordinate part, is warn¬ing the voters of the city to bewareconsequences of catastrophic magni¬tude should they be foolish enough toplace their destinies in cither Mr.Thompson’s or Mr. Dever’s willingbut awkward hands.The last czar of Russia, whose roy¬al tastes differed but slightly fromthose of his less bedecked brethren,received, though long since past car¬ing, a stunning blow yesterday whensix cases of vodka from his cellarsand incidentally the last of their kindon earth, were destroyed by fire. Theliquor had been purchased from sovietofficials in Leningrad last year to pro¬vide it safe storage, but little defensecan be maintained against providen¬tial prohibition.There appears to be some chanceof a conference, after all, between Uni¬ted States and the rest of the world,or at least part of it, on the questionof naval armament limitation. Italyand France have indicated that theidea is odious to them, and they willhave none of it. Japan accepted, onconditions and yesterday Great Bri¬tain announced that “His Majesty isprepared to consider.”And so a three-cornered consulta¬tion appears immiment. And severalyears hence when it’s all over, if itever is held, the status of everyoneconcerned will revert to what it is nowunless war interrupts the whole affair.THE SMOKE EXITSHOULD COLLEGE WOMEN SMOKE? A few years agothat was a problem. Matrons of dormitories were worriedabout just how far they could enforce rules against smoking.People wrote letters to the Voice of the People about femininesmoking, and the editors of the beauty columns in the down¬town papers composed at length on the sallow, cadaverous physi¬ognomy which the woman smoker might expect to accrue. Butthe rules and the wrriting failed t(\keep the dormitory atmosphereany clearer. College women, more and more “emancipated,”continued to acquire the habit.Now there is no problem. College women do smoke, andthat is all there is to say. It is true that here at the Universitythe womens’ dormitories are still formally opposed to smoking andthe house rules forbid it, but everyone knows that any womanwho chooses can smoke in her room. Anyone can smoke in anypart of Ida Noyes hall. And a great many women do smoke.The illogical thing, part custom and part rule, is that womendo not smoke on the campus in mixed company. It is a strictrule that no woman shall smoke on the first floors of the dormi-tries. In the classroom buildings and on the campus proper nogirl would think of smoking — except at night. But that is part¬ly due t the inherent inertia in the folkways of crowds; changein public manners is always slower than change in personal man¬ners.The most reactionary and stiff-necked move yet made inthe matter of smoking is the recent rule of the stern and righte¬ous overseers of the Coffee Shop. Women are not to smoke in theCoffee Shop.The Daily Maroon has no opinion on the advisibility of smok¬ing. But it has a decided opinion that if women care to theyshould be allowed to smoke when and where they please. Rules,written and unwritten, against smoking by women should andwill go the way of all outworn repressions. PHI PI PHI PLEDGESPhi Pi Phi announces the pledgingof Theodore Bradley of Chicago andWalter Purcell of Chicago. CLASSIFIEDFOR RENT—Apt. $100. 6 rooms,2 baths, very light and attractive,screened porch. 6100 Kimbark Ave.2nd.FOR RENT—Large light roomwith two single beds, also single room,$6 per week at 5611 Blackstone. PhoneH. P. 7260. NFOR RENT—7859 B. South ShoreDr., Apt. 4th west, 5 rooms in Rain¬bow Park. Fireproof co-op on lake.Best terms. See Apt. or tel. Normal3928.WANTED—Young men to sell ourwonderful line of made-to-measureclothes in their spare time. Chance toearn $20 to $50 week. S. S. BranchReliable Tailoring Co. 108 E. Gar¬field Blvd. Rm. 4.FURNISHED cooperative apart¬ment for sale. Four rooms, all light.Sleeping porch. Near the University.Nicely furnished. Reasonably easyterms. Phone Kenwood 0668.WANTED — Man or woman whocan address groups one or two hoursdaily. Phone Plaza 1929 for appoint¬ment.FOR SALE — Packard twin-sixUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyWhen .Comes/Take her around in aSaunders System Car. Two’scompany—drive it yxmrself.Costs from Vfc to Vi as muchas taxi. Use it as your ownas long as you Hke. Rent snew Sedan, Coach, Coupe orTouring car any time.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St. touring car in first-tlass condition:tires nearly new, many extras. Idealcar for fraternity use. $200 for imme¬diate cash sale. Call Dorchester 1144between 6 and 7 p. m.TO RENT—Nicely furnished frontroom. Very light. Near bath. 1719East 54th St. Between HydePark Blvd. and lake. Graduate stu¬dent or instructor preferred. Besttrans., bus and I. C. Two in family.Apply 202, Cobb Hall or phone Mid¬way 0800, Local 182.LOST—Platinum and diamondAN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON'S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET bar pin, one diamond missing, 0ncampus Monday, February 21. 4avoat Lost and Found Office, Press Bid-,or* Call FAIRFAX 7448.FOR SALE—Coonskin Coat, $300Size 42. 52 inches long. 5x gradecoat. Worn 3 months,at Lambda Chi House!Hyde Park 8133, between 6 and 7skin, $750Call YatesFAIR EXCHANGE: Will borrow-er of trumpet from Alpha Sig Houseplease return at least the mouth¬piece. In exchange I will gjVe himone as yet unused.POSTERS PRINTEDat John Monroe’s Print ShopTHE PALOS PRESS909 East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Hours: 10-12 a m.; 2-4 p. m./Kmmm(Drivett Yourself) Paul & WilleyAnnounce the openingof a New Men’s Shop specialiizng inCollegiate Haberdasheryconveniently located at1203 E. 55th St.-Near Wood lawn Ave.Drop In and Say “Hello 99Oyez! Oyez !CALLING ATTENTIONto ourENLARGED TYPEWRITER SECTIONt » r/ i I, Any Make for Sale or Rent\ You can now rent a brand new portable very reasonablySpecial Service on Repairing and Rebuildingat theUNIVERSITY of CHICAGO BOOK STORE5802 Ellis HalltTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH I, 1927 Page ThreeEarth Evolved As Solid Mass, Says ChamberlinSCIENTIST LEADERTELLS PHENOMENAOF PLANET GROWTHMysteries of Interior of WorldExplained In RecentResultsResults of application of the prin¬ciples of the planetesimal hypothe¬sis to the growth of the earth andt0 the explanation of its peculiaritieshave been announced by ProfessorEmeritus Thomas Chrowder Cham¬berlin of the University, who formu¬lated the theory in 1904. Prof. Cham¬berlin concludes that the earth wasnever in a molten condition, but grewup slowly in a solid state, with acore composed of metallic and stonymaterial.Prof. Chamberlin’s study of morethan twenty years has been con¬cerned with the explanation of thepeculiarities of the earth structureon the basis of the principles of histheory. He tested a long list of thesepeculiarities, but two groups in par¬ticular received most attention.Compares HemispheresThe first group concerns the dif¬ferences between the lighter and moreprotrusive “I^and Hemisphere” ascompared with the denser “WaterHemisphere,” which is disposed torecede into basins. The^center of theearth’s gravity is adjusteiffTto thesedifferences. Even a mow* strikingfact is that these hemisphere do notcoincide with the rotational hemi¬spheres which have an equatorialbulde and polar flattening . Theiraxis lies in the ecliptic, the plane ofthe earth’s revolution, at an angle ofabout sixty degrees to the presentaxis of rotation.The second group of important pe¬culiarities are equally singular, hutare very different from the firsttroup, as though there were a changein the mode of growth in the midstof the growing process. These em¬bossments and basins are arranged in JAWN ALMOST GETSGAINS STRENGTH ATURBANA BROTHERSThe Old Bird had its wingsclipped.Act 1, 12:15 at the A. T. O.house in Champaign. Telephonecall from the housing bureau ofthe National Student Conference,asking worthy brotherhoods toshelter homeless delegates. Illinoischapter of A. T. 0. regrets beingunable to cope with the situation.Act II, 12:30 (same setting)“Our Jawn” appears on the prem¬ises. Casts cherubic smile at thebrothers and announces self ashomeless delegate to the big meet¬ing. Icy stares. Ejection threaten¬ed.Act III, 12:25 and the Old Birdcomes to. Goes through necessaryrigmarole. Brother Allison of theU. of C. warmly received.north-south pairs and alternate withone another, as the North and SouthPacific, North and South America.As a whole, the pairing is quitemarked and the alternation of pairsgives the earth a north-south ribbedaspect.Basis of HypothesisProf. Chamberlin’s planetesimal hy¬pothesis started with the assumptionthat a star approached our sun nearenough to stimulate by tidal actionthe» solar eruptivity sufficiently tocause it to project small masses ofsun-substance so far toward the pass¬ing star that it drew them in the di¬rection of its own motion and gavethem revolutional motion about thesun.His recent studies have made itclear that these projections would ro¬tate on their own axes much as doesa shell fired from a rifled cannon.This rotatrion would aid in the dis¬persion of the bolts into scatteredlittle bodies revolving about the sunlike planets, leaving only a smallresidue of the heaviest and slowestof the bolt-material still under thecontrol of its own gravity.The scattering not only involved the cooling of the dispersed matter,but gave it an orbital state. Practical¬ly all gases were dispersed becausetheir molecults would be too light andtoo swift to bt held under control bythe bolt or its residue. Prof. Cham¬berlin’s conclusion is that the recollec¬tion of these small bodies in orbitswould be too slow to heat the earthto a molten condition. The earthwould therefore grow up slowly in asolid state and so the effects of thegrowth would be permanent except assuch solid structures would modifythemselves as they grew.Nucleus of TheoryThis conclusion of Prof. Chamber¬lin’s is the key point to his theory,for if the globe were liquid the dif¬ference would disappear and thewhole globe would be symmetricaland free from peculiarities.The way in which the earth-boltwas shot out gave it a rotation inthe plane of its own revolution, theecliptic, and explains why the exisof the first stage of growth thatformed the oblique structural Landand Water hemisphere lay in theecliptic. Explanation as to why theearly growth was composed of heavymaterial at one end of the exis and■ERNST ROftILtV•S609■ t-lflRPER-flVE-■ PHONE ’ HyDE-PfTRtV32S2--nraisr-moroGRfimcR-IF YOU ARE HUNGRYCall at5650 ELLIS AVE.Home Cooking 35cSEE EUROPEfor one-half tourist agencyprice. PRIVATE studentparty is now being formed.Plan of Itinerary includes 12countries. Trip to last 90 days,starting June 25th.SEE: R. A. Kuenzig, Room76 Hitchcock Hall, U. of C.Hours: 5 P.M. to 6 P.M.ROBERT H. WHITLATCH stockroom to home officeGriduatlns from Western ReierveUniversity in 1921 I began businesslife with an idea that I was fitted formanagerial work. Two years foundme in a good position, but one withonly a limited future.Start out Right A nthe Business world»>From S. L. Kresge, of Cleveland. Ilearned of the wonderful opportuni-’ties offered by the Kresge Company,of their provision that managers■hare in the earnings of their stores.I saw the opportunity for a life workwherein the individual and his per¬sonal ability were of paramount im¬portance. Friends tried to discourageme from making any change, but I had caught an enthusiasm that car¬ried me over discouragement.I left my comfortable desk work andstarted in the stockroom. Then Iworked successively as floor manager,asaistant manager, and manager of astore at Rome, New Yotk. Recently1 have been transferred to a newlycreated work in the general office ofthe company.The financial return that has cometo me exceeds all that I had expected.The future is before me with oppor¬tunities open in proportion to theability I may have to take advantage“ ‘ " Wkitlacchof them.” Robert H.Two men graduate from college. One may takea position where the immediate earnings arehigh. The other may start for less, but in aposition with future possibilities. In a fewyears the second itian will probably pass thefirst in earning power—with unlimited pos¬sibilities ahead of him.It’s the difference between a “blind alley” joband a position with a future.Start out right, college menl The Kresge Com¬pany offers ambitious college men positionswith a future. You start at a modest salary.You’re trained in every phase of our business.And as soon as you’re ready you are placed incharge of one of our stores,—a position thatpays well.If you have the foresight to look beyond im¬mediate salary, and the ambition to reach theheights in the business field, write at once toour Personnel Department and we will arrangea meeting with a graduate of your own collegewho has already found success in the Kresgeorganization.Personnel Dept'SS KRESGE COIQ* 33* STORES • * * • ♦ 25*11**14* STORESKRESGE BUILDING, DETROIT, MICHIGAN\ FORMER HALL HEADREQUIRES STRENGTHHOME IN CALIFORNIAMiss Myra Reynolds, who servedas professor of English at the Un¬iversity for many years and alsowas head of Foster hall, is nowconvalescing near Santa Monica,Calif., where she had been seri-‘ously ill.In a letter to Mr. J. S. Dick¬erson, secretary to the President,she described her pesent home inglowing terns, but lamented thefact that she was no longer ableto keep in touch with her formerfriends at the University.lighter material at the other is foundin the drag effect, similar to the out-rolling-inrolling motions in volcaniceruptions, between the escaping earthbelt and the adjacent matter of thesun.This drag effect caused the outerpart of the bolt to fall into the rearand run in toward the core forming within the bolt and favor its growthThe outrunning movement at thefront end was less favorable togrowth, and the converging currentswere likely to cause the heavy, lesselastic constitutents, particularly themetallic ones, to weld and takecourses more directly toward thecore. 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Last year,out of forty participants, thirty-twowere state champions and thirty-threestates were represented. Invitationswill be sent to other than state cham¬pions on the basis of the records whichthey submit.With the tournament less than amonth away, the time has not beenset as to when the invitations will beissued. Manager Crisler and StudentManager John McDonough are plan¬ning to entertain more teams thanever before, however, including a pro¬portionate number of state champions.Women's Head Tivoli AnnouncesHeadliner ProgramA generous portion of New York’snight life, that complex, vibrant, col¬orful portion of the Gay White Way,which acts like a flame to humanmoths nightly, will be transplanted tothe Tivoli stage by Bennie Kruegernext Monday when he opens his lateststage production, “Nite Life.”Miss Ellen Hartman, who heads theWomen’s Committee of the Intra-Mural Carnival.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. 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Disney, Mgr., 127 So. State St., Chicago, or any authorizsteamship agent.Brilliant perform¬ance* by Dugan andWilliams feature trackmeet. The Daily s PORTS Maroon Otterness, the Gop¬her cage star, provedhimself a track artistas well.Tuesday Morning March 1, 1927 1STAGGMEN LOSE TO GOPHERS, 43 TO 38DEL TA U, SIGMA NU ARE I-M BASKET FA VORITES ddcan sets newMEET SIGMA CHI,LAMBDA CIO ALPHAIN SEMI-FINALSPsi U and Sigma Nu Are“B” League Favorites;Record Carnival EntryInterest in tonight’s intramuralpanics has been displayed to an un¬rivaled degree. Due to the unusuallyhiph ability of the teams, and the ab¬sence of the usual “dope,” the tilts ap¬proach the importance of the long ex¬pected finals. At the present timethere are four teams Jeft in eachleague, and at the conclusion of thisevening’s games only the finalists willbe left in the two leagues.The DopeIn the A division, the Sigma Nu’splay the Lambda Chi's, and the D.I’.'s take on the Sig Chi’s in the mostimportant game of the evening. DeltaUpsilon after their upset of the ex-champion ATO’s, seems due to takethe Sigma Chi team into camp. SigmaNu, in the other bracket, should dis¬pose of the Lambda Chi outfit. TheSig Nu B team is a favorite to heatthe Burtons, while the Phi Delt-Psi lstruggle is a tossup, the Psi U’s hav¬ing a slight edge due to their star.Freeman.Entries Pour InDoc Molander reports that the Car¬nival should he a huge success, asthere is an unprecedented number ofentries. The finals in all events willhe held Friday night.Seniors, Frosh WinFast Cage GamesThe seniors played their usual goodgame Saturday when they won by22-12 over the sophomores. Bothteams were handicapped by the ab¬sence of some of their players, someof the sophomore forwards substitut¬ing as guards. The game was a fastone, however, on both sides.The frosh defeated the juniors, 18-7,in an easy* game. The next games willhe decisive ones, when the seniorsand freshman contend. 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BURG AND BURKE WINRELAY MEET HONORSCaptain Burg of the Maroon TrackSquad continued lfis career of break¬ing records when he topped the oldhigh jump mark of 6 feet 3 inches atthe Illinois Relay Carnival by a leapof 6 feet 5 1-2 inches. Burg almostmade 6 feet 6, but his elbow touchedthe bar in going over. His achieve¬ment was the outstanding work of anyChicago man in the meet.Wakefield Burke ran a beautifulrace to capture third place in the 1,000yard run. Hr lost by only five yardsto the winner, Phillips of Butler. BothBurke and Burg are going to attemptto break Bartlett Gym records in fu¬ture meets.ALL COMMITTEESAT WORK ON W.G.LInitial Bids To Go Out NextWeekEvery committee of the World’sGreatest Basketball ‘Inter scholastichas started work in preparation for thefast approaching championships, to heheld here the end of this month.This week the first of the sectionalchampionships of the country arc be¬ing started, with the. initial tourna¬ment sponsored by the University ofArizona. This competition started yes¬terday, and Wednesday is scheduledfor the crowning of the state cham¬pionships. As soon as thfc sectionalwinners are decided, and teams havegiven evidence of enough strength to.warrant entering a national tourna¬ment the invitations will he sent out.John McDonough, at the head of thetournament} expects to put the firsthatch of these in the mails next week.SWIM BANQUET TONITEAll university women interested inswimming are invited to attend the an¬nual swimming banquet which will beheld at 6:30 this evening in Ida Noyeshall.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONEOrJpAfiAUTV (SaaojuJcVAUDEVILLEv>4NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30dJUST THE PUCE TO 5PEN0AN AFTERNOON OR EVEMINOMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - People on the Stage - 40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinfee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. Stay-At-Home Boys Keep “TheBacon Cagers Almost Get ItBy Vic RoterusOur athletic representatives be¬haved rather nicely during the week;end. The deportment of the stay-at-home hoys was especially above re¬proach. They—the gymnasts, fencers,swimmers, and water poloists—show¬ed a lot of vim, vigor and vitamines,and crashed through with victories intheir respective branches of exercise.But Those “Away”Our representatives abroad, thoughthey won nothing, acquitted them¬selves “avec gloire,” or words to thateffect—that is, outside of this fellowBurg who is always winning or break¬ing something or other. The b. b.boys saw victory come and go intheir game against Iowa; the track-sters, excepting Burg, and Burke wereforced to observe how it’s done at theIllinois Relays; and at Evanston toomany, of Voorees’ grapplers commit¬ted that wrestling blunder of eti¬quette of rubbing both shoulder-blades on the mat at the same time.Maroon Divers ShineThe diving of Feliinger and Wilder,who are about as good as divers g%inthe conference this year, turned thetrick for the swim team in their meetwith Iowa in t le Bartlett pond. Whenthe mist cleared the score was 35 to34. Contrary to the words of Wagonthe polo team did not win or clinchthe Big Ten title when they beat theHawks 10-1. They merely remainedin the running; for Illinois, whom Chi¬cago meets Saturday, and Northwes¬tern still have unclouded reputations.The winning streak of the gymnastswhich with Tennyson’s brook andAbie's Irish Rose will run forever wasintact after their meeting with Wis¬consin, who has defeated Purdue, Chi¬cago’s opponent Wednesday. Thesmall crowd that attended were roy¬ally entertained by the expert antics ofDavidson, Flexner and Quinn. CoachMerrill’s fencers showed the results(Continued on page 6) Winter Teams ToEnd Dual SeasonWith Tough MeetsBy Bob SternWhen the respective Marooncoaches drew up their schedules forthis year’s winter sports they ratherreversed the old maxim and savedthe worst and not the best for thelast. For all of this week’s games,which close the dual season for allexcept the cagers, are with the hard¬est and most formidable of the con¬ference opponents.Not much can be said about Satur¬day’s basketball game; it suffices tosay that the Maroons meet Michigan.Of course there are always miraclesand a few complete reversals of formhave been known, but considering thefact that Michigan is leading the con¬ference, the only probability for aMaroon win is one of the aforesaidmiracles.The gymnasts, out to finish up theirseries of preliminary wins with a finalimpressive victory, have rather moreof a chance with Purdue as their op¬ponents Wednesday eve. Still theBoilermaker whirlers have only beenbeaten thrice in the last five yearsand since they actually beat the hometeam once last year Hoffer’s men willhave to mix quite a hit of skill in withtheir revengeful determination if theyreally want the laurels. At the sametime Coach Merril’s officers, of whomlittle is known, take on the Purdueblades, of whom even.less is known.The ultimate Big Ten water polotitle question, which has been muchin the athletic conversation of theseparts lately, will be virtually deciddat Champaign Saturday, when theswim team and its stellar satellite, thewater polo team, take the wkteragainst the University of Illinois. Thedoxvnstaters have a rather powerful(Continued on page .6)ALL THIS WEEK“R O C O C O”an exquisite stage specialty portraying the Franceof Henry IVGEORGE GIVOTthe collegiate wise-crackerTHE ORIOLE ORCHESTRAALBERT E. SHORT and his 30 SymphonyArtists- - on the screen - -“SENSATION SEEKERS”an exciting romance"with BILLY DOVE - HUNTLEY GORDONGet Here bv 3:30 and See The Entire Shoiv at aBargain Price50c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St.Dorcheste 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 MICHIGAN, ILLINIWIN CAGE BATTLESMichigan and Illinois boosted theirrespective positions in the Big Tentitle scramble last evening, the form¬er downing the Boilermakers 42 to20 at Ann Arbor while the Illini beatWisconsin 32 to 28 at Urbana.The Michigan-Purdue outcome wasthe more important as the winner offirst place. The runaway score wasthat game automatically moved intoa complete surprise, even in thisyear of hectic upsets.HUDLIN RECEIVESHIGH NET RATINGLast Year’s MaroonRanks Seventh StarRatings of the American Tennis As¬sociation just released show RichardHudlin, member of the 1925 and 1926Maroon tennis teams, holding sev-enth place in the list of leading col¬ored tennis players of national rank,Hudlin in his career at Chicago wasone of the leading players in the BigTen and won many important meetsfor the Maroons by his timely vic¬tories.Tarpon Club NominatesNominees for election to offices inTarpon Club, university women’sswimming organization, Have beenannounced. They are: Ethel Brignaland Ruth Moore for president; thesame for vice-president; CarolynTeetzel, Helen Byanskas for secre¬tary; Mildred Heindl and CarolynTeetzel for treasurer. Elections willbe held Thursday. BARTLETT RECORDIN TWO MILE RUNWilliams Runs Half-Mile in1:59; Maroons AheadTill EndChicago barely lost a dual trackmeet to Minnesota last night, 43 to38. Trailing by a 37 to 35 score withthe pole vault to go, the Gophersplaced first and second in that eventto take the lead.Dugan of Chicago lowered theBartlett record by 8 seconds’ when heran a beautiful race in the two mileaffair. Klein, in the shot put, andWilliams in the half-mile also turnedin brilliant performances for the Ma¬roons.The Summaries50 yd. dash—O’Shields, Minn.,first; Rhea, Minn., second; Cody,Chicago, third; Time, 5 7-10 seconds.One Mile Run—Wesman, Minn., first;Williams, Chicago, second; Gordon,Mjnn., third; Time, 4:25 3-i min¬utes. Quarter Mile Run—Burke,Chicago, first; Bemhagen, Minn.,second; Catlin, Minn., third; Time,52 4-5 seconds. 50 yd. High Hurdles—Otterness, Minn., first; Smith, Chi¬cago, second; Jacobs, Minn., third;Time 6 4-5 seconds. 16 pound shotput—Klein, Chicago, first; Drill,Minn., second; Laemmle, Minn., third;Distance 44 ft., 1 inch.Running High Jump—Burg, Chi¬cago, first; Bennett, Chicago, second;Cody, Chicago, third; Height, 6 feet.Two Mile Run—Dugan, Chicago,first; Hubbard, Minn., second; An¬derson, Minn., third; Time, 9:413-5minutes. Half Mile Run—Williams,Chicago, first; Binger, Minn., second;Burke, Chicago, third; Time 1:59.Pole Vault—Crowley and Otterness,Minn., tied for first;R & KFull Fashioned Hose%The Patternsare in blazer stripes and diamond weaves.The Weightsuitable for all year wear.Rexford & Kelder25 Jackson Blvd. East7th FloorMAY POWERS MILLER• " •, | / Teacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beveily 5009>£% ; - jp-v T™ ™s, ■' ' .-1’. >*^T • ■ * - * ‘v:>^ ••* - W^CFW^VNW.-,'*■ ■ '. -v f '■ ■■« J$£ i 'Sm- . '$[;•'■•>; v /VV-T ’ ’*•"" -W-;V ->•' '"\; ’ ••''".• ' ..,.vi* “THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 1927Page Six '; -H^ffie^ }yhisdeMy heart is like a bell,Always ringingAnd reverberating ....The silv’ry chimes clingAnd reecho:Sometimes with joy,Sometimes with pain.The crystal-clear notes lingerThenFaintly die ... .And life is the same:Like bells.Thousands of notes are struck.They reverberate, they echo,High notes, low notesSometimes the chimes last longer,But they always die ... .—The Aesthete.ISN’T it peculiar about customs?Somebody will produce cigarettes anc:we will proceed to light up. Twcof us will use the same match, whilethe third smoker will blow it out witlthe comment “I’m not superstitiousbut why take a chance when matchesare so cheap?” The other night somebody produced one of these automaticalky lighters. Two of us lit up, buias the third fag was pointed to theflame the lid was snapped down anda new light was kindled. Huh!A CLASSICAL ODE TO THETIMESHail, lovely Spring! that is if thou’rtdone snowing—The awakening Earth from her deeptrance arising,Her mantle green an ermine robe dis¬guising,Finding the mirror-streams throughdim woods stealing,Drest in the livery of the stem IceKing,Instead of roses, nought but nosesblowing.Vexed that the hours no fairer tributesbring,No wild-wood flower its rich perfumediffusing,No banks of violets but snow banksgreetingHer sweet eyes opened, no wreathsbut snow-wreath meeting—She, solmnolently sinking, snuglysnoozes.—Mary Jane...A bunch of us boys were whoopingit up at Hitchcock SO, the well-knowncampus haunt of athiests, renegades,and Joe White. ‘.‘Yep,” says one ofthe Giandular Aberrations, we owesomething to the old grey towers.When I get out and make enoughcash, I’m going to give some to myAlma Mater. Probably I’ll dedicatethe funds to the college activity inwhich I was most interested.”But, you must understand, people,that the kind of person who comes up to Hitchcock 50 is very cynical, andoh so quick on the retort. “Ah,” saidone of the other Literati, “You’regoing to endow a Dormitory.”PROM MEDITATIONSYou may determine the "loaned”from the "owned” by the amount oftie displacement.—B.B.»“ANOTHER SIDE OF IT”or“GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT”She told her club-sisterAnd everybody else—That I was slow—And din’t have any nerve—It never occurred to her—That I didn’t WANT to pet HER!—Lachesis.Turk:This is the first time I have everventured an opinion on Marjolaine.Like everybody else, I am at a lossas to her identity, but she certainlysounds like a School or Ed sopho¬more with suppressed desires and aside-tracked biological urge. I hopeshe turns out cross-eyed, mentally in¬hibited, and strongly conscienced.That is, Turk, I hope your rushingplans are a flat failure!—GeoG.SAY Margie, do you see what thewolves are starting to do? They arebecoming bitter. You’d better breakdown and confess it all to UncleTurkie before we let Lord Lloyd looseon you.—TERRIBLE TURK.WINTER TEAMS TO ENDDUAL SEASON WITHTOUGH MEETS(Continued from sport page)squad at the tank game but MacGil-livray’s players were generally con¬ceded to be about the smoothest in therace quite a long while ago. The swim¬mers on the regular teams will,it seems be about evenly pitted andvictory for either side is far from be¬ing assured.To bring the home activities to aMEN’SShirts - MuffersBathrobes andSweatersOn SaleAtCOWHEY’S55th St at Ellis Ave.15 to 25% Off Thu Week close, the wrestlers meet Northwest¬ern Saturday in what is termed a ‘placemeet', meaning it seems an engage¬ment to decide which of the teamsshall have the honor of ninth placeinstead of tenth. For the conferenceis divided into two wrestling sections,A and B, and thus in order to decideplaces outfits from the one must meetthe other. And so with Northwesternthe last ‘B’ team and Chicago the last‘A’ outfit a grappling test is neces¬sary for a decision. .4STAY-AT HOME BOYSKEEP “THE BACON,”CAGERS ALMOST GET IT(Continued from sports page)of some intensive drilling when theyclashed their way to a 7-4 victory overthe Cardinal sword-toters.The Maroons started playing bas¬ketball too late at Iowa City. 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