WHAT OFIT?^xetngeMp^nstmi liave always been one who, fromhis proper distance, naturally, heldthe Continental educational systemut> as something pretty close to theideal state. All my life the thingsthat 1 heard about Berlin, Leipzig,Bonne, Heidelburg, the Sorbonne,Oxford and Cambridge have tendedto make me discontented with thiscollege, good as it undeniahly is.Here something is lacking. The at¬mosphere, perhaps, is off key. I havetead Mr. Stephen Leacock (who, in¬cidentally, went here) on the Ox¬ford idea, and I have joined withhim in a wholehearted approval ofthat idea. I have heard of sleek,young Englishmen (in fiction, ofcourse) wearing blazers “on wliichwas the crest of an ancient Oxfordcollege,” and I have been takenwith the romance that seemed some¬how to be in the idea. I have heardProf. Phil Allen give his celebrateddiscourse on the University of Ber¬lin—where Vine could sit, withoutknowing a word of what was beingsaid in the cloesroom, and still feelthat there was something moving andvital in the very air of the place.All this, and a good deal more, have1 heard.* * »1 have tried here at Chicago tofeel something of the same sort ofthing that I felt one must if hewere sitting at the same moment,but three thousand miles away, ina room at Oxford or Berlin or theSorbonne, and someone were upthere in front talking about some¬thing or other. But always I-havefailed—or most of the time, at anyrate. The conclusion that somethingwas missing here has encroachedupon my consciousness, vaguely andindefinitely, and slowly. 1 havewondered what it was that was lack¬ing; wondered why so rarely peoplecame out of a classroom with noshining light in their eyes. If theydid, I know, their friends would setthem down as odd ducks. I am not,you understand, advocating wild-eved fanaticism, for, like all colleget>oys, I feel that that’s in bad taste.But even to be quietly moved, stim¬ulated, pulled for a moment out ofthe slough of intellectual com¬placence and lethargy—why was itthat this was so infrequently accom¬plished here? <* * *The other night, sitting over atBartlett Gym with a friend of minewatching, along with a handful ofpeople, the University fencing teamhaving it out with another team, thedifference between any American col¬lege and those of the Continentseemed even more heavy than usual.The formal etiquette of the swords¬man—the very idea that fencing wasthe customary athletic diversion ofthe colleges of Europe—seemed tocarry me off to the older world. Idark of the eveneing and chatting inrooms, of old stone buildings andivy, of groups of students sitting attavern tables drinking beer, of stopcut and parry and nicked cheeks, ofprophets talking through the gloomof those classrooms, of minorprophets smoking big pipes in thedark of the eevning and chatting inmonotones, of old books that onecould peer over, in old libraries,without having to think of gettingthem outlined in time to hand in toa ^our teacher in the morning. Itwas all in my dream—and with itfloating moons in blue-black skies,winds blowing up from vineyards onthe river terraces. It was my ideaof the ideal university—of the Con¬tinental university. To us who haveno background other than tlie drab, ,Kray walls of this place it may seem jto have been an impossible concep- •(Continued on page 6) LIST FOR JUNIORCOUNCIL OFFICESCLOSES MARCH 2Campus Study Reports ToDetermine Worth ofCandidatesJuniors seeking positions on theUndergraduate council must havetheir reports in to the council byMarch 2 in order to have their namesconsidered for the election scheduledfor March 9.Whether a chapel or poll vote willbe used depends on the success ofthe Freshman election which tookplace yesterday, according to WendellBennett, president of the council.Thirteen men and nine women areseeking nomination to the Junior posi¬tions open on the council, two formen and two for women. Nomina¬tions are secured only by serving asix-week period in studying campusactivities and writing reports on theresults noted.Report Due March 2It is these reports which are dueMarch 2, and the council accepts orrejects the candidate’s petition to havehis name placed on the ballot, ac¬cording to the qualifications he hasdisplayed during the preparatorywork.The new system of having candi¬dates work for their positions wasinaugurated this quarter and is ex¬pected by the council to produce val¬uable effects. As yet the system isonly on trial, but if it proves satis¬factory it will become a permanentinstitution.U. S. Colonel toTalk on MexicanConditions TodayColonel F. Le J. Parker, InspectorGeneral's department of the UnitedStates Army, will give an address onconditions in Mexico today at 7:30, inthe Reynolds Club theater.During 1921, 1922 and 1923Colonel Parker traveled throughtwenty-seven of the twenty-eightstates of the Mexican Republic andwas in close touch with conditionsat that time. Since then, he has kepthimself informed as to the situationthrough various reports. ColonelParker represents only his own per¬sonal views and not those of anydepartment of the government.The Great EderleTeaches Two CampusWomen How to SwimTwo University women, HelenBjanskas and Marjorie Tolman, wereamong the hundred lucky Chicagoanswho recently were chosen to receiveswimming instructions from the fa¬mous channel victor, Gertrude Ederle.Miss Ederle gave the lessons fourmornings last week to the representa¬tives of the various community cen¬ters and high schools.W. A. A. InvitesWomen To LodgeMembers of W. A. A. have ex¬tended an invitation to all Univer¬sity women to attend a house¬warming at the W .A .A. lodgeSunday in Palos Park.Road directions for students ex¬pecting to drive ,or tickets for theWabash railroad may be procuredat Greenwood hall from BeatriceNesbit. A train leaves the stationat 36th St. and Wallace Ave. Sun¬day afternoon at 1:45. Old hikingclothes have been suggested assuitable for the outing. Feathered Folk OutdoUniversity; Hear LectureWithout Paying TuitionTo gain mental amelioration,two pigeons flew into Dr. WalterDorn’s history class yesterday,perched themselves most graceful¬ly on the arc-light, and listenedfor a whole period to Dr. Dornlecture on the subject of why theSpanish Armads was defeated.At first the visitors were quitedisturbing, flying about the roomand cooing at every statementmade. So loud did their carousinggrow, that for the first time thisquarter, Dr. Dorn found his equal.In fact, the competition becameso great that he was forced tostop his lecture for a few minutes.After a time the pigeons dis¬banded their rudeness, remainingpensive for the rest of the period.Just before the period ended, theyflew out of the window to telltheir brothers and sisters whatthey had learned.GIVE NOMINATIONTEAS TOMORROWThree Women’s OrganizationsIntroduce CandidatesThe three women’s organizations ofthe University, Y. W. C. A., Federa¬tion and W. A. A., will give teas to¬morrow at 3:30 on the second floor ofIda Noyes hall, to introduce thenominees for next year’s offices to themembers.Members of the nominating com¬mittees of the three organizations arc:for Y. W. C. A.—Mona Flanders,Myrtle Olson, Margaret Nelson, MissMargaret Clark, Allis Graham, Kath¬leen Stewart; for Federation—Han¬nah Johnson, Virginia Gartslde,Helen Palmer, Marjories Cooper,Elva Brown, Frances Lawton, Kath¬leen Stewart; for W. A. A.—FrancesLawton, Beatrice Nesbit, AdeleWhitefield and Miss Gertrude Dud¬ley, head of the woman’s departmentof Physical Culture.OLD DICTA OF DANCEFASHION PUBUSHEDANEW IN HARPERFashions from 1847 to 1907 are dis-played in a series of pictures done byComa Searcy Hanlin and displayed inVV31 and on the bridge between Har¬per and the Law school. For thepast five years Miss Little .of therental library has made it a pointto exhibit the latest styles of yearsago, about the time of the Washing¬ton Prom. The pictures are copiedfrom such magazines as Gody’s Book.FIRST FROSH TEAMDEBATES MARCH 8Tuesday, March 8, has been set asthe date for the debate between theFreshmen team of the University ofIowa and the campus first year team.The local squad of freshmen willargue the negative side of the ques¬tion “Resolved: That the Press ofthe United States Exerts, on theWhole, a Harmful Influence on theCommunity.” Tickets will be soldfor fifteen cents by members of theFreshmen Forum and the Woman’sSpeakers’ Club.WEATHER MAN SAYSMORE FINE DAYSDisgruntled by its recent failures towish bad weather onto the campus,the weather bureau here has an¬nounced that the weather will con¬tinue moderate, with gentle westerlywinds. The bureau admitted that thewarm weather was a little unusual. JOHNSON FILLSCARNIVAL POSTLEFT BY LEWISOnly Eight Days RemainTo Night of GiganticAthletic JubileeI he managership of the Fraternitiescommitee of the Third Annual Ath¬letic Carnival, left vacant by the sud¬den and serious illness of Paul Lewis,who was to have had charge of thatcommittee, has been filled by ArnoldJohnson. Johnson was appointed yes¬terday by John Howe, student-man¬ager of the entire Carnival, and willassume his duties immediately.With the Carnival on March 4, onlyeight days away, Johnson will attemptto appoint his committee, consistingof one mkn from each fraternity inthe University, early enough to enableI it to act as a medium between thedirectors of the Carnival and the stu¬dent body. It is upon the work ofthis committee upon which the spiritand attendance at the Carnival de¬pends.Dates in VogueAccording to the directors, it is ofthe greatest importance that the menwho come to the Carnival should real¬ize that it is a date affair and thatthey be urged to bring girls. Thosein charge have arranged the programso as to include features of interestfor everyone and wish the fact em¬phasized that it is to be an All-Uni¬versity event.The Carnival will start at 7:30 inthe evening at Bartlett Gymnasiumand will be given over for the firstpart to athletic events of all sorts,(Continued on page 8)Art ContributionsOf Students OnExhibition At IdaArt objects owned by Universitystudents will be on exhibition fromSunday to Wednesday in the Y. W.C. A. room of Ida Noye shall. Con¬tributions of etchings, engravings,jewelry, pottery, sculpture, textiles,and unusual books have been sug¬gested as being of interest to campusstudents.Each contribution must be labeledwith the owner’s name, address, anda short explanatory note, and placedin the Art office of Classics 16 to¬morrow.Dames Club PlansDinner For FridayIn Ida Noyes HallDames club will hold its annualget-together dinner Friday at 7, inthe refectory of Ida Noyes hall. Acommittee composed of husbands ofthe members has been appointed totake charge of the evening’s enter¬tainment.The club’s membership list in¬cludes all wives of new students ofthe University. Associate membersare the wives of faculty men.Coleman Will SeeWould-be Songsters)Mr. Hamilton Coleman, pro¬ducer of Blackfriars’ shows, willmeet all prospective lyricists thisevening in the Reynolds club, at7:30, to instruct them as to whatis and is not wanted. All thoseconsidering writing lyrics for thisyear’s production, “Plastered inParis,” by Nelson Fuqua, arestrongly urged to attend the meet¬ing. or, if they are unable to come,to see Phil Watrous, Abbot ofBlackfriars . Campus Women ReceiveSpare Tire Hosiery IdeaAs Economical NecessityIf women are seen on thecampus these days changing one oftheir stockings ,do not be alarmedor report them to Mrs. Edith Fos¬ter Flint, for they have merelyadopted the latest fad—that ofcarrying in one corner of theircompacts an extra stocking foremergency sake.If there appears a run in one ofher stockings, or even if one ofher gunmetals is splashed by apassing car, she now slips on theextra hose, and all her worries areover.Three stocking to a pair are justas necessary, the college womanbelieves, as a spare tire or a baker’sdozen. By carrying a thirdEcstacy she finds that her hosierybill at the end of the month is notas prodigious. The fad has al¬ready created quite a sensation inNew York.KENNEDY STAGESOWN PLAY HEREPresent “The Admiral” NextThursday“The Admiral,” one of CharlesRand Kennedy’s best productions, willbe staged by the playwright and asmall company of actors in Mandelhall next Thursday night at 8:15.Free tickets may be obtained fromthe president’s office. The cast isbeing brought here at the expenseof the Y. M. C. A., Y. W. C. A.,Westminster Clubs and St. Mary’sSociety, co-operating with the Wil¬liam Vaughn Moody fund.The play has the endorsement ofProf. Percy M. Boynton of the En¬glish department. The Kennedyplays have always met with an en¬thusiastic reception wherever theyhave been presented.Mr. Kennedy is also the author of“The Servant in the House,” a dramaapproaching the comedy, but retainingsomething of the classical.PHOTOGRAPH FIRSTOF ORGANIZATIONSTODAY FOR ANNUALPictures of seven club groups areto be taken for the Cap and Gownin Lexington Hall, Room 5 today.It is imperative that the followingwho have appointments appear at thetime market:Comad Club, 2:30; Chinese Stu¬dents Club, 3:00; Westminister Club,3:15; Southern Club, 3:45; FellowsClub, 4:30; Japanese Students XtianAssn., 4:45; Y. W. C. A., 5:00.HOLD MUSICALE ATBOND CHAPEL TODAYMr. Harris Rockwell Vail, Divin¬ity school organist will accompanyMrs. Ruth, Emery Riddle, wife ofMr. Donald Riddle of the Divinityschool at a vesper musicale today at5 in Joseph Bond chapel. Mrs. Rid¬dle will sing two groups of songs.The first group contains “In Foun¬tain Court” by Lemont, two Russiansongs and “Auf dem Wasser zu sing-en” by Schubert. The second groupis composed of “The Cross” by Ware,“0 Rest in the Lord” by Mendel¬ssohn and “Halleluja’’ by Hummel.NEW FLAG HOISTEDAS SPRING ARRIVESThe Buildings and Grounds de¬partment welcomes Spring with a newflag. The average life of “OldGlory” on our campus is about threemonths. At the end of that timeit usually succumbs to Chicago’s dirtand Lake Michigan’s winds. PROM PASSES TOETERNITY WITHTRAIL OF^ GLORYCritic Wants Three EachYear If ImprovementsContinue March5By Roger ConleyThe Thirty-Third Annual Wash¬ington Prom went off, as Proms will,in no mean style. In fact, if thingswere actually as rosy as they lookedfrom the stag line, and within thestag line, the Thirty-Third AnnualProm set a standard of dignity su¬perimposed by conviviality that willshine like a beacon star for years tocome.To begin with, God gave us, outof the goodness of His heart or re¬spect for Mr. George Washington,as languid and romantic a night asthe month of February is ever like¬ly to see. Indeed, some of the ladsand lassies slipped through the timehonored rear entrance of the Cluband around the horse ring and riflerange and crooned, possibly, suchstuff as dreams are made of. But af¬fairs in the ball room and nearbydiggings were not by any manner ormeans to be sneezed at, what withDon Bestor furnishing musical com¬edy together with oh, such music,and the Chicago Blue Blowers livingup to their reputation of grindingout a bedlam of notes that spells syn¬copation deluxe. The music was sim¬ply devine.Food Really GoodThe unavoidable confusion atmess call seemed less confused on(Continued on page 8)German GianniniTo Sing TuesdayIn Mandel HallDusolina Giannini, the first Amer¬ican singer since the World War towin operatic laurels in Germany, willsing Tuesday, at 4:15, in Leon Man-del hall, under the auspices of theUniversity Orchestra Association.In her fourth season now, MissGiannini is esteemed in America andEurope, according to The BostonTranscript, as “a soprano whosediversity and sustained evenness ofability cannot be surpassed.” Duringthe surrent season Miss Giannini willappear in an extensive tour of Ger¬many.Students of ItalianStage Puppet Play“L ’Amante Miope”“L’Amante Miope,” a puppet showbased on the Spanish story, “ElAmante Corto de Vista” will be en¬acted at a meeting of the Italian clubtoday at 4:30 in the sunparlor ofIda Noyes hall.The puppets were made by Mr.Erwin Esher of the French depart¬ment at the University high school.The play originally in Italian wastranslated by the members of theclub from the English version.Anti-Suicide GangFormed in BaltimoreAt last, a counter drive againstsuicide has been begun!The “counter-suicideation” move¬ment, as it were, takes the form ofan anti-suicide club, with an in¬itial membership of thirteen, whosemembers pledge themselves to takespecial courses in psychology, ,study student habits of thought,and discourage suicide.The membership of the club,started at the University of Balti¬more, includes both men and wom¬en students.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927ttty* Bailg iRarmmFOUNDED IN 1901fHF OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOI’ublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Aatamn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rites;11.00 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois. March IS.»soo. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialtooearing in this paperOFFICE-ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax C977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember ot the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe 1 Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo StoneGeorge GruskinTom StephensonGeorge JonesGeorge L. KoehnA1 Width heldMadge ChildRoselle F. MossBetty McGeeRobert SternVictor RoterusLeonard BridgesB. J. GreenMilton MayerGeorge MorgensteraKatnryn ftandmeyerHarriett Harris Whistle EditorAssistantSports EditorNews EditorNews EditorNews EditorJunior Editor..Junior Editor.Assistant Sports Editor.Assistant Sports Editor.Assistant Sports EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorSophomore EditorSophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris, Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey — AuditorRalph Stitt Classified Adv. I'Jgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein — Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady, Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantSANCTITY AND SUFFRAGEWASHINGTON’S birthday was celebrated Tuesday. Primaryelections occurred on the same day. What a fitting rememb¬rance to the Father of our country was the action at the polls!Reports from only a few of the many students who were watch¬ers for the various factions provide a dramatic and disconcert¬ing paradox. Some returned with blackened eyes and with otherparts of their bodies in sore conditions. Other fattened theirpocketbooks by watching for both sides at the same time. Allbrought stories concerning crooked voting, crooked counting ofballots and gueses made by judges too tired to take the time forcompiling an accurate account. Bribery and other more subtlemeans were used by faction leaders in a mad effort to secure theselection of their candidates.Yes, both Washington’s birthday and the primary electionoccurred last Tuesday.THE REVEREND WARREN G. JONES of the Wisconsin Anti-Saloon League charged The Daily Cardinal, the sheet thestudents publish at the University of Wisconsin, with receivingmoney from ‘powerful wet interests” in a recent Madison speech.Some days later The Cardinal editors countered by saying thatthey had never received a cent from the “wets,’ and that theonly propaganda sent them had come from “dry” sources. Itseems that the cause of all the trouble was the Cardinals “wet”editorial policy, and their assertion that “drys” had attemptedthe expulsion of the editors.This is indicative of the progress of college journalism. Afew years ago undergraduate editors the country over were con¬tent to chronicle glee club metings, initiation announcements, andbasketball games. If the senior who wrote the editorials differedwith a professor he was at least temporarily disgraced.Rut now things are different. Apeing the style of the big citydailies, college papers print the dispatches of their news services,recording the latest developments in those divorce cases whichrec/ularly agitate the nation. Washington disclosures occupy thecolumns formerly reserved for senior election announcements.And young editors fling the gauntlet before the pontificos of thecollege town with all the gusto of aldermanic candidates attack¬ing traction barons.We dislike this tendency which is so well exhibited in thecase of The Daily Cardnal. Doubtless the Wisconsin preacher’scharge was absurd. We don’t deny that for a moment. But shoulda college paper engage in such a mess when other agencies serveso well? The four years of undergraduate life are supposed toinclude a considerable degree of semi-monastic calm and seclu¬sion from the outer world. But the Associated Press and ambiti¬ous college editors are changing all this and they find eager as¬sistants in gentlemen of the Reverend Jones' type. In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersThe last lap of the local mayoraltyrace is now under way. Mayor Dever,William Hala Thompson and Dr.John Dill Robertson constitute thecontending trio. The latter is an in¬dependent candidate, supported byLundin. He is Dreaching fqr peo¬ple’s ownership of the traction linesand the destruction of the crimerings. Thompson promises “an ad¬ministration of friendship and con¬structive action for the bettermentof civic conditions.” Mayor Deverstates that he intends to conduct a“decent” campaign.Another expeditionary force ofmarines, numbering about 1,000,sailed yesterday for Nicaragua to re¬inforce the 900 marines and sailorsalready there. Fighting between theconservatives and liberals within2,000 yards of the United States posthas been interdicted by the com¬mander in charge of the navalsquadron in Nicaraguan water? Aone-sheet, mimeographed newspaper,protesting against the presence ofthe United States forces, is beingwidely distributed by the liberals.Marshal Sun Chuan-Fang is losingforce in China. In an attempt tosave Shanghai and the Kiangsuprovince from falling into the handsof the Cantonese, he was forced tosurrender Nanking, the capital of hislast remaining state. Shanghai wasconsiderably disturbed by bombard¬ment from a .Chinese gunbaot, whichdeserted the cause of Marshal Sunand attempted fo shell his arsenal, jThe shells missed their mark and jlanded in the French and Chinesesections, killing several natives anddestroying some property.Senator James A. Reed of Missouri 'has announced his candidacy for theDemocratic nomination for President.The announcement was made at abanquet given in Jefferson City by(500 of his supporters.Commander Francesco de Penedo,the transatlantic aviator, has be-become the hero of Italy and the“messenger of Italianity throughoutthe world.” Penedo took off fromthe Cape Verde Islands and, aftera twelve-hour flight, landed in Far-nando Noronha, off the Braziliancoast. Only unfavorable weatherprevented his reaching the mainlandof Brazil. This is the second sue- Vox PopThere is constant talk on campusabout what the Honor Commissioncould or should do about examina¬tions, yet not many satisfactorysuggestions are ever made. As theCommission surely has some goodrules, the trouble does not lie there.It seems absurd to suggest suchan obvious statement that rules madeshould be enforced. Yet that is justthe trouble with our rules here.Sending copies of the rules with sug¬gestions that they be followed shouldbe replaced by compulsory 'enforce¬ment. Why should certain insti’uc-tors get special permission from theHonor Commission to leave the classthe entire two hours of an examina¬tion to sit in their offices, go out TWO MORE N. U.FRATERNITIES ONPOLICE RECORDPhi Epsilon Pi And TauDelt Make FroshDo TricksWith the addition of Phi EpsilonPi and Tau Delta Phi, the Evanstonpolice record book begins to look likea roll call of Northwestern fratern¬ities.Indeed, rumor has it that certainfrats have publicity hqreaus, whosemembers must be in the papers andto lunch, or go” down to wn' if’they 1 behind the bars at least once a woek;please? Why should others pass the I'ast Thursday night certain Phitime talking loudly to a colleague EPS had a saving for fried chicken,out in the hall? Why should some ^ be*n^ hell week, the means-where-stand at the window smoking a cig- | uas a mat*er of course, and sevenarette, and dreamily watch the men were dispatched into northpile up blocks for the new hospital Evanston, with instructions to return ifor two hours? Why should others efuh bearing a chicken. Neitherbring in such engrossing work that j pledges nor fowls returned,they are oblivious to anything else jin the room? . beach about 10 a. m. Thursday. Un¬able to explain, Mark Greenhousespent one hour at the police stationuntil rescued by frat brothers.About he same time Harold Gold¬stein, another Tau Delt pledge, prom¬enaded Oakton street, clad in a bar¬rel, a corset, gloves, a derby, andcarrying a suitcase. Residents of theneighborhood considered this insuffi¬cient attire, and Goldstein joinedGreenhouse.It is not understood at presenthow the university rule barring out¬side initiation will affect the partiesconcerned.I About 6 a. m. Friday, the housetelephone rang, and AI Schwartz, oneIf an instructor cannot bear to sit i 0f the seven, announced that theythrough an examination himself, heshould hire someone to do it for him.The rules are simple, practical andeasy to carry out for those who will.And all should be made to will?Submitted by,—An Observer were resting comfortably in theEvanston jail. According to the offi¬cer who made the arrest, they werefound near Central street forcing ahenhouse door with a baseball bat.It being a fowl ball, the umpire re¬called the batter, and seven men wereretired at the plate.cessful non-stop flight across the At-1 Besides Schwart*’ there wercHoward Aaron, Isador Goldstein, Do Students Overeat?Dr. Rothert Says “No”“Students overeat,” says Dr. K. 1>Lyons, dean of the Minnesota med¬ical school.Dr. Frances Rothert, assistantUniversity physician, differs withhim. Students do not overeat, butthey do not have enough variety intheir food, she says. As a rule theydo not care for fruits and vegetablesThey have to be taught to eat them.Statistics compiled last year byDr. Rothert show that the averagegirl spends $6 a week for food, in¬cluding an average of 43 cents aweek for candy and sugar foods.lantic by lighter-than-air craft.The Ford tax case has revealedanother tremendous-offer for Fordstock. The price was named at $13,-•">00 a share but the deal was notcompleted.Samuel Insull, having just re¬turned from Washington is prepar¬ing to go hack aagin to answer fur-,ther questions for the Reed slushfund committee. Mr. Insull and hisattorneys defied the senate last Mon¬day and refused to answer certainquestions regarding the Frank L.Smith campaign fund, as a result ofwhich they may lie cited for con¬tempt of senate. Senator Reed hasgiven Insull until Saturday to tes¬tify.The house rules committee yester¬day gave legislative right away totwo bills authorizing appropriationsof about $30,000,000 for variousnaval activities. One item providedfor more than $13,000,000 for mod¬ernization of two battleships. Adam Elson, Sam Feuerlicht, EarlEdison and Herbert Solomon.The Tau Delts conducted hell weekwith less appetite but more in¬genuity. A Rogers Park policemanwa$ amazed to see a lonely vigilante,armed with a pop gun, patrolling the Wabash CollegeGets ConstitutionCRAWFORDSVILLE, Ind. — \new constitution providing for acouncil of seniors to take the placeof the old student council has beenapproved by the students at WabashCollege. The new constitution in anattempt to rid the Wabash campusof politics and organize more efficientcontrol of activities.autointoxicationjLES POU DRIESCOTY P«w tiersgive to the fleshthe charm of cling¬ing fragrance. Usedin the same COTYodeur, the FacePowder and theTalcum togetherachieve an effect ofcomplete and exqui¬site individuality.EACHONE DOLLAR No use trying to rise and shinewhile you’re keeping yourselfhalf - dead from self - generatedpoisons.Put your system on a paying basis.Keep your digestive organs func¬tioning properly. Make an attemptto balance your daily diet.eatThe compacte in theCoty shades andfragrances, containsan unusual quantityof powder in compactform.AT DRUG AND DEPARTMENT STORES DDEDBRAN, SALTS, VITAMINS, PROTEINS and CARBO¬HYDRATES are all contained in Shredded Wheatin appetizing and digestible form. Crisp, deliciousshreds of vital body-building nutriments. Twodaily biscuits of Shredded Wheat eaten regu¬larly will make you fit and keep you fit. Beginnow and see!-Make it a daily habit____=================^ THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927 Page Three* . „ '/*'■' - ’• !1;' l"'*Crusaders Must Sacrifice Popularity—Says DeanRadio Will Not Triumph OverPhonograph—Campus SociologistCONFERENCE FAVORSSLIGHT SUPERVISIONIN CAMPUS AFFAIRSUniversities Close SessionLeaving Illinois WithBill to FootBy John AllisonThat the student who desires achange on his campus must do so atthe extent of assuming responsibil¬ities and in many cases making him¬self unpopular was the keynote ofDean Thomas Arkle Clark’s speechat the opening of the Mid-West Con¬ference at the University of Illinoislast Thursday, Friday and Saturday.Dean Clark brought out the factthat the average student governingbody was afraid of criticism if theywere to, deal out the punishmentsthat were often due. Honor and itsproblems were brought up and it wasfinally agreed that the idea of com¬missions was somewhat antiquatedand the best solution was to appealto the incoming students and placethe matter before them and explainto them that it was their money thatwas being expended and that if the^were out to rob themselves it wasup to them.Friday morning the discussion wasled by Mr. Reader of Penn State andcollege publications came up for anairing. The question of faculty su¬pervision was presented and the Con¬ference went on record with a voteto the effect that faculty supervisionshould be restricted as far as pos¬sible. Finances and the distributionof profits were discussed with alengthy tajk about publicationboards.Friday afternoon the Conferencewas honored with a talk by CoachZuppke, who spent a great deal oftime on the Student Migration andProselyting situations in the Univer¬sities. He casually remarked that inhis opinion Mr. Henry Ford was theman responsible for Student Migra¬tions and that cheering at a gamewas of great aid to the boys. CoachZuppke paid tribute to Mr. Stagg formany of the rules that the Big TenConference inaugurated and rulesthat made for a better game. Thetwo team idea as proposed by Mich¬igan at the Big Ten meeting in Chi¬cago was brought up and the Coachand the conference seemed to thinkthat there would always be a firstteam and that this in no way wouldalleviate the present situation.Saturday morning witnessed ex¬citement never before seen at a Stu¬dent Conference. First of all Illi¬nois was left holding “the sack” asthe saying goes. The Conferencevoted that in as much as Illinois wasthe host that all expenses for enter¬tainment should be borne by them.It seems that their Couneil has aboutas much financial backing as ours andthey had no way of meeting the ex¬pense. Let it be known that foronce our schools agreed and thatChicago went on record for the as¬sumption of debt by the Mid-WestConference.Then a Red Blooded American•Tom somewhere brought up the fact'hat this Conference should do thePOSTERS PRINTEDDat John Monroe’s Print ShopTHE PALOS PRESS909 East 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Hours: 10-12 a m.; 2-4 p. m.UNIVERSITY LUNCH570S Ellis Ac.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SnecialtyTelephone Midway 9628Ladies and Children’s Hair Bobbing andShinglingJACK WITTESANITARY BARBER SHOP1165 East 53rd Street. Nr. Woodlawn Ave.WILL CALL AT RESIDENCEj BY A PPOINTMENT Daily Cardinal IsGoverned by WetsPreacher AssertsThe Daily Cardinal, official Uni¬versity of Wisconsin student pub¬lication, is now having its troub¬les attempting to prove that itis not controlled by “wet” inter¬ests.The Reverend Warren G. Jonesof the Wisconsin Ar.t’-SaloonLeague charged in a speech atMadison that wet interests —“themoney and efforts of the nation’sbrewers”—were behind the Car¬dinal’s wet campaign and wet edi¬torials. In its editorials on Feb¬ruary 22, the publication chargedthat the drys have attempted tohave the editors expelled from theuniversity, and have interviewedmembers of the faculty in an at¬tempt to have the sheet censored.In an emphatic denial of thecharge, the Cardinal asserted thatthe only propaganda it had receiv¬ed had come from prohibition¬ists.” This paper has not receivedone cent from the wets—not evena free beer,” the denial went onto say.unusual and go on record as beingin favor of R. O. T. C. and opposedto the Pacificism as expressed byother student conferences. Thisnearly broke up the meeting and onlyended by a roll call and the selectionof Colorado as the scene of nextyear’s Conference. Radio will exert no greater influ¬ence on the people of the countrythan the phonograph has, in theopinion of Marshall D. Beuick, aneastern radio editor who writes on“The Limited Social Effect of RadioBroadcasting” in the current issueof the American Journal of Sociology,published by the University.Failure of radio to administer tothe gregarious instinct of mankindis the reason it will not cause anysocial revolution, in Mr. Beuick’sopinion. Broadcasting will servicemost effectively the sightless, thebed-ridden, the farmer, and thosehard of hearing, he says.“It has been claimed for radiothat it wll bring greater religiousconsciousness, enlarged interest in'politics, decrease apathy for educa¬tion, and cause us all to wake upsome bright morning with an inter¬national consciousness, the result ofworld-wide broadcast programs, andthe dawn of mutual understandingand world peace will have come,” theuniversity article said.i“Startling predictions similar tothese were made soon after printingpresses came into commercial use.Of course, the printing press did al¬ter our lives, just as broadcastingwill, to some degree.“There are certain fundamentalthings in man’s nature that tend toshow us that broadcasting cannotby any conceivable chance super¬ sede the theater, the concert, thevariety show, or the lecture hall. Itis the novelty in broadcasting thathas given it impetus and that ac¬counts for the tremendous strides thebusiness has made.“Man, as we have been told by theancient political economists, is agregarious animal, just as the ma¬jority of animals are. In the crowdthe individual feels a fundamentalresemblance with his fellows thatgives him the same comfort that hisprehistoric forbears felt in the roam¬ing human hordes. Broadcastinghas hardly any gregarious or asso¬ciation appeals.“The only way in which broad¬casting can appeal to man’s desire tocongregate is seen in crowds listen¬ing before a loud speaker to reportsof baseball and football games, toprize fight reports, political speeches,and similar events that draw crowdsin busy city streets, at summer re¬sorts and in clubs.”Mr. Beuick’s conclusion is thatradio can never really stimulate aconsciousness of kind. “It will re¬main with us if it can be properlyfinanced and if the programs are ofa high grade. But it will performits greatest service to isolated per¬sons like fanners, the sightless andthose who are nearly deaf.*“But men must go among men,(Continued on page 6) Women Barred fromCollegians’ SecondCruise ’Round WorldThey didn’t want to go any¬way!Girls will be barred from thesecond college cruise around theworld, it was announced recent¬ly. The first “floating univers¬ity,” offering college and pre-col¬lege courses, left New York lastSeptember for an eight months’world’s cruise with five hundredmen and women students. Itssponsors said today that the“floating university” now is a per¬manent institution, but no ex¬planation was given for the bar¬ring of girls from the secondcruise.The second cruise is to startnext September 20th, the firstgroup of college passengers onthe Ryndam, is now at Naples. FRESHMAN WOMENENTERTAIN COUNSELAIDS AT LUNCHEONSecure Tickets From MembersOf Frosh Women’s ClubCouncilFreshman women will entertaintheir upper-class counsellors at aluncheon Wednesday at 12 at theUniversity tea house, 5725 KenwoodAvenue. Tickets may be secured forfifty cents from members of theFreshman Women’s club council.Muriel Parker, president, asks thatadvantage be taken of this opportun¬ity to return the kindness shown bycounsellors during Freshman week.iIF YOU ARE HUNGRYCall at5650 ELLIS AVE.Home Cooking 35c“Athletics” for the Athlete!KNIT ATHLETICA newly designed garment that was specially selected for University of Chicagomen.“V'’ neck with edging of blue, tan or grey.2 buttons at shoulder.Athletic cut, — no sleeves,,— loose knee.Light weight mercerized fabric — elastic, absorbent, durable.This model was designed by the Style Director of the Knit Underwear Industryfor Underwear Expositions at Palm Beach, Miami and other style center. 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The “outside story ” is this:Granger’s pocket-package is a practical foil-pouch (no cqstly tins), and so, it sells at aprice never equalled on tobacco of suchquality... Not on this planet, anyway!GRANGER.Rough CutWhat our chemists call “an almostperfect seal for tobacco condition”—a heav^, soft-foil package with anextra outside wrapper of glassine."fjXgk'p ro costlyV,ns,VsES*/ ht:.cc ten centsGranger Rough Cut is made by the Liggett £* Myers Tobacco CompanyPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927START WORK ONGREAT BIG CAGEINTERSCHOLASTICExpect 42 Teams to FightFor Gold TrophyThis YearThe University of Chicago’s goldbasketball, emblematic of the na¬tional basketball championship, willagain be up for competition soon inthe ninth annual tournament at theMidway, March 29-April 2. Eighttimes already has the gold ball boun¬ced—one to the South, once to theWest, once to the East, and fivetimes, m shorter hops, to states ofthe Middle West,In the first tournament back in1917, Illinois schools largely com¬prised the field, and Evanston Acad¬emy and Freeport met in the finals.Evanston, with Chuck Carney, laterall-time All-Conference center at Il¬linois, leading the attack, took thefirst national title.Hoosies FinalistThe next year the meet was held1920—two fives from “the basketballstate.” Indiana, met in the final roundWingate, headed by Goldberry, latera great star at Wabash College, de¬feating the Tri-State tournamentwinner. Crawfordsville, for the goldball.In ’21 Cedar Rapids, Iowa, witha swarm of players who later wrerebig college stars playing on its team,swamped West Lafayette. Indiana,for the championship. Jensen andSwenson of Iowa, and Barnes andBarnes and Barta of Chicago plavedon the Hawkeve high school machine.Lexineton VictorsThe colorful, soeedv LexingtonKv.. “Blue Devils” wTer*> the 1922tournament winners. Tbp entireteam later plaved for the Universityof Kentuekv. wbilp Mt. Vomon. O..the runner-up. had “Cookie” Cun¬ningham. recent All-Conference cen¬ter at Ohio State nlavin** backoniord.Kansas Citv. Kas.. the "reatestpassing team that ever won the meettook the national title the followingvear from Rockford. Til., in a run¬away game. Zuher. Schmidt andProudfit. now plavjng on -the cham¬pion Kansas five in the Missouri Val¬ley league, were on Kansas Citv.while Baker and Gleichman of North¬western were on the unsuccessfulRockford team.Windsor Cans In ’24In 1924 the Windsor. Col.. “Wiz¬ards” went through their bracketand then disposed of Yankton. S.D., in the final game. John McDon¬ough, manager of this year’s Chi¬cago tournament, played for Yank¬ ton in the 1924 tournament whileLetich, Steinbach and Weiger of theDakotans later won places on theUniversity of South Dakota.The ’25 tournament championshipwent to the powerful and big Wich¬ita, Kas., team, which defeated ElReno, Okla., in the finals. Wichita’svictory represented the second na¬tional title that Kansas had won—the only state to ever wm two tour¬neys.Ball Goes EastLast year Fitchburg, Mass., andFargo, N. D., met in the final roundFitchburg taking the gold ball to theEast for the first victory won bythat section. Zanesville, O., won theconsolation tourney from Latter DaySaints High of Salt Lake City in thesecond minor meet in the history ofthe tournament, St. George, Utah,having won the first consolationtrophy from Detroit Southeastern theyear before.Forty-two teams from almost asmany states will fight for the na¬tional championship trophy this year.Chairman McDonough and ManagerH. O. Crisler are considering seasonrecords of teams already and withina few weeks the first bids to thenational classic will be sent out. In¬terest is running high to see whichsection will win the tourney thisyear.French GovernmentOffers Assistants’Jobs to StudentsThrough the Institute of Interna¬tional Education, the French Govern¬ment each year offers to Americanmen ten positions known as “postesd’assistant.”An Assistant is required to giveinstruction in English for two hoursa day. No salary is paid, but theAssistant receives room, board, lightand heat, and is under the privilegeof attending courses at the school inwhich he is teaching or at a univer¬sity if there is one within commut¬ing distance.Traveling and all incidental ex¬penses must be met by the Assistanthimself. The French Governmentallows thirty per cent reduction onsteamship fare if passage is takenon the French line.A candidate must be an Americancitizen, have received a Bachelor’sdegree or its equivalent and have agood knowledge of French.The Assistant must be in Franceby October 1. In accepting a post,a man binds himself to keep it dur¬ing the entire scholastic year, bar¬ring illness or some unavoidable cir¬cumstance that might prevent hisremaining.For further information and appli¬cation blanks, address the Instituteof International Education, 2 West45th Street, New York, N. Y.ICelL dressed gentlemen,acknowledge, the,preeminence,of Ste/so/L smartness -and appreciate, the^economies of Stetson,qualityEight toFortyThllarsWrite for Interesting BookletPie STETSON HAT in LITERATURE’John B Stetson Company. PhiladelphiaSTETSON HATSStyledJoryounyDsCen CAMPUS ACQUIRESBALZAC PROOFS OFNOVEL, SEE METHODProofs of “Sur Catherinede Medicis” Purchasedfrom CollectorIllustrative of Balzac’s method ofpractically rewriting his work afterit had been set in type, a 'practicethat helped impoverish his printersand himself, is the valuable collec¬tion of the novelist’s proof sheets ofparts of “Sur Catherine de Medicis,”which has just been obtained bythe University.The volume, which is as large asan atlas, was presented by Balzac toa former schoolmate, Albert March-and, of Tours. It seems to have re¬mained in that city until 1920, whenit was sold to a Parisian editor. Re¬cently purchased by Gabriel Wells,well known American dealer andconnoisseur, it was acquired for theUniversity largely through the gener¬osity of Miss Shirley Farr, of theclass of 1904, by Prof. John M. Man-ley and William A. Nitze of the mod¬ern language group. The collectionof proof sheets is a rare one, formost of Balzac’s proofs have beendestroyed.In the University’s collection,there are three sets of proofs forthe second chapter, and four sets ofthe third chapter, every sheet ofwhich is covered with a painstakingand bewildering, scarcely legible, ar¬ray of marks in Balzac’s handwrit¬ing. He made not only typographicalcorrections, but erasures, substitu tions and additions with a lavishnessthat no printer would permit today.In one instance he wove four freshmanuscript pages into the work.The manuscript is the best proofof the fact that Balzac wrote hisfirst drafts with the full expectationof rewriting his manuscript in theI proof stage. Students of his meth-I ods say that the printed version act-| ed as a spur to his imagination, andi that his conception of his story be-| came complete only after proofs hadbeen “pulled.” In many of the fifty-| two pages of mingled proof andmanuscript, the corrections bulk1 larger than the original page.“On each set of proofs,” saidProf. E. Preston Dargan of the uni¬versity’s romance department, “itwould seem that Balzac began againhis labor of Sisyphys. He is eternal¬ly rolling uphill a heavy and recal¬citrant stone; every slip, every freshstart is noted in these marginal rec¬ords. At least one third of the story,as finally printed, was added in theseries of proofs. The volume inter¬ests the collector because of the au¬thor’s bold characteristic scrawl, butit interests the student becausethe light it throws on Balzac’s habitsand processes of composition.”The University of Chicago has pos¬sessed for several years the “CroueCollection” of Balzac, consisting ofnearly sixty stories of the “ComedieHumaine” in very early editions. Afirst edition of the noted work,“Scenes de la Vie Prives” has alsobeen added recently. The collectionoffers exceptional opportunities forstudying Balzac’s methods from man¬uscript to final edition. This Balzaccollection is but one of many col¬lections with which research work inthe humanities is being conducted. SavesRazor BladesTHE softer your beard when shaving, the lesswork for your razor. Williams Shaving Creamsoftens the beard bristles so completely that therazor just glides through them. This eliminates‘‘pull” and lengthens the life of your blades. 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BYADOPTING BLUE BOAS NOW AS YOUR FAVORITE AND REGULAR PIPE TOBACCOAND THEN HAVE MORE TIME FOR ALL YOUR OTHER PROBLEMSWHAT IS THE USE OF CHANGING AND EXPERIMENTING WHEN BLUE BOARIS SO VASTLY SUPERIOR TO OTHERBRANDS THAT NO ARGUMENT ISPOSSIBLE ONE PIPEFUL WILL*sThe DailyThursday Morning SPORTS MaroonFebruary 24, 1927NORGRENHES PREPARE FOR FINAL SPURT\ILLINOIS RELAYSWEEK-END GOALOF TRACK SQUADBurg I* Only MaroonExpected To StandOutIn the medley of stars which willassemble at Urbana next Saturday,Rav Conger of Iowa State looms asthe most versatile. Member of a fa¬mous quartette, coached by a famoustrack-star, he is the great threat ofthe Ames squad. He is the holderof four Missouri track records, andwas the chief factor in Iowa state’sdouble win at Kansas last Saturday.He will be the anchor man on thetwo mile relay.Michigan and Illinois have eachwon two legs on the Mason trophyfor the four mile relay, and a win inthat event by either team will de¬cide the permanent possession. SinceRevan. Wikoff, and Kennedy are fastmilers, Ohio will be a strong con¬tender in the four mile event.The Illini are favored to win themile relay, although Iowa, four timeswinner, is expected to push themhard. Cuhel, Iowa anchor man is afast quarter-miler.Chicago, crippled by the loss ofCusack, will not enter the relays. Al¬though the lineup is problematicalCoach Stagg is sure to take Burg,Rurke, and Williams for the otherevents.Sportology Soph Mermaids Wend Way ToVictory; Sophs-Frosh Win Cage TiltsWomen Exhibit SkillStrokes at First ofSeries InThe Wolverine BluetAfter seeing the W'olverine teamin action against the Maroons Tues¬day evening, one can readily see whyit was Yost who recently proposedthat each Big Ten school be repre¬sented by two basketball teams, oneto play at home, the other away.Judging from the other night, Mich¬igan could put three teams on thefield, and then have enough left¬overs to make a title-contendingquintet.* * *Michigan has a “heavy, heavybangs over thy head” outfit com¬posed of real heavweights who arefar from deadweights. So huge arethey that in Tuesday’s game JohnMcDonough, MaroQn husky, remind-ASCHER’S FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly Program Sophomore w o m e n swimmerssplashed to an eleven point lead i:ithe first meet of the tournamentseries, swum last night in Ida Noyespool. Results in points follow:Sophs, -43; Frosh, 32; Juniors, 18;Seniors, 4.The 40 yard dash, won by Brignall,Soph, was the most closely contestedspeed event of the meet. Byanskas,Junior captain, missed first place inthis event by a fraction of a second.Sophomores swam into seven firstand two second places to win themeet. Freshmen got three firsts. Nopool records were broken, but promiseas shown by many of the mermaidswould indicate that some of the markswill be lowered in the meet nextTuesday.The third game of the basketballseries was also played yesterday aft¬ernoon. Seniors downed the Fresh¬men, 16-8, and the Sophomores wonby a score of 21-16 over the Juniors.The Seniors played a fast game,marked by good guarding, especiallyin the second quarter. The Fresh¬man team showed ability for goodconsecutive passing. In the secondgame the Sophomores led throughout.The new timing system, cutting thequarter periods to five minutes in¬stead of eight, was used in thesegames.By TomStephensoned one of Gulliver in his visit to thegiants of Brobdingnag.* * *No wonder the score,was. . . .whatit was.* * *But that’s what the boys get forplaying on a holiday. After makingthat Lincoln’s Birthday trip to Mad¬ison and coming out like they did,(Continued on page 7)TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONEO'VjtfvcAjjnrv. (JUajCajuJcVAUDEVILLE«^4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday fit ThursdayThursday & Friday. Feb. 24th and 25thJackie Cooitan inIOHNNY (JET YOUR HAIR CUT”Big Non Professional Revue BARGAINMATINEES DAILY To1”JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING Purdue PlanningCountry’s FirstPrep Gym MeetLAFAYETTE, Ind.—The coun¬try’s first high school gymnasticmeet, sponsored by Purdue Univer¬sity, will be held here on April 2.Sanctioned by the Indiana State HighSchool Athletic Association, the me^twill bring together high school gym¬nasts from all parts of the state, andit is expected to prove a great boostto an athletic activity which hasreached great i>opularity in theWestern conference.Five events will be included on theday’s program, horizontal bar, sidehorse, parallel bars, tumbling and.club swinging. Five men from eachschool will he eligible to compete!While no gymnastic teams exist assuch in the high schools of the state,practically all of the schools havephysical education departments whichare developing some crack athletes inthis activity.FIELD OF TOURNEYBOXERS, WRESTLERSSTILL VERY MEAGERMen to enter the wrestling andboxing events o fthe jfl-M \WinterCarnival are desired by the in¬tramural department, boxers being es¬pecially needed in the 158, 175 andheavyweight events. The deadlinefor the entries in the wrestling tour¬ney has been set for tomorrow after¬noon.If these ‘two tourneys are to re¬main. as annual events, it is necessarythat there be a good turnout, as thusfar they are only experiments, andtheir continuance depends on the suc¬cess of this meet.Entries for the track events willclose on Monday, February 28, atnoon. Five places count for pointsand five awards will be given in eachevent. Parlor Track StarsGet “Loving Cups 99Chicago’s I-M department at leasthas lots of company in the cry formore fraternity participation. TheUniversity of Nebraska seems to behaving the same difficulty and thelatest move of the comhusker officialswas to facetiously present loving cupsin the form of dainty teacups to eachof the 18 fraternities which failed toenter the anual intramural track meet.The badges of valor were deliveredby the track coach. The followingnote was tied to each cup: “Herewithplease accept trophy won by yourprowess in the recent interfraternitytrack meet.”TALL FROSH TEAMHITS HOOP WELLFrosh Basket shooters are busyevery day getting into good trim. Todate they have scrimmaged the Var¬sity four times and although theyhave not downed the regulars theyhave put up a good fight. The squadas a whole is not anything excep¬tional this year.Plenty of weight, height and bas¬ket-shooting ability is the outstand¬ing feature of the Freshman team.They have a fairly fast deceptivepassing attack, in which they varythe short and long pass plan of of¬fense. Their chief difficulty at pres¬ent is in deceiving good guards onopposing teams.The First Team is as follows:Crawford, Waukegan; Mahan, Wa¬bash, and Whitney, Toledo, forwards;Changon, Donovan, Ill., center;Wrightsman, Morgan Park and Mu-lich, Toledo, guards. Second teammen are: Shaffer, Englewood; Holli-gan, U. Hi.; Sheldon, New Trier;Bloom, Hyde Park; Best, Carlinville,Ill.; Haywohd, Donovan, Ill.; Hedeen,Lindblom; Gray, Frankfort, Ind.;Gray, U. Hi., and Marshal, U. Hi.Saturday. Feb. 26thTom Mix inTHE LAST TRAIL”Zane Grey’s StorieNews & ComedySunday, Feb. 27thIrene Rich & Huntley Gordon in• DON’T TELL THE WIFE”News & ComedyMonday and Tuesday, F'eb. 28th & Mar. 1stMae Murray and Conway Tearle in‘‘ALTARS OF DESIRE"Wednesday, March 2ndAll Star Cast in“UPSTREAM”Thursday and Friday, March 3rd and 4thRichard Barthelemess in’WHITE BLACK SHEEP”Rii! Non Professional RevueSaturday, March 5thSpecial Production of the World WarAuthentic Pictures of the World War•ahen on the Battle Fields, also Wn.Fairbanks in“FLYING HIGH” MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People on the Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. TIYDE PARK, BLVD?af 8LACKSTONSALL THIS WEEK$10,000 Stage Show — 60 StarsSo lavish, pretentious and costly is the stage specialty thatit was decided to present it the entire week.“SWEETHEARTS”abounding with pretty girls and tunesfeaturing ORVILLE RENNIE, LORETTA SHERIDANTHE ORIOLE ORCHESTRAALBERT E. SHORT and his 30 SymphonyArtists- - on the screen - -“NOBODY’S WINDOW” with Leatrice Joyand Charles RayGet Here bv 3:30 and See The Entire Shorv at aBargain Price50c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 CAGERS, WITH ONLY THREE GAMESLEFT ON SCHEDULE, POINT FORDETHRONED HAWKEYE QUINTETl JTeam Travels To Iowa City To Meet Barry’s Team InReturn Game; Only One More HomeGame To Be PlayedPrevious to last Tuesday evening,the Michigan basketball forces haddropped three games in a row doPittsburg, Purdue and Indiana—theonly games they had lost during theseason. Then on Tuesday evening8,500 men, women, children and stu¬dents left their homes, firesides andfraternity houses to seek the cause ofthis lethargy into which the Wolv¬erines, the popular favorites, hadslumped. They went home more puz¬zled than ever, for Michigan, witheasy grace, sent Norgren’s Maroonsto the cleaners with a 51-25 humilia¬tion.FREE THROW SKILLGIVES IOWA PLACEIN UPPER STRATUMIOWA CITY, Feb. 16.—Skill inscoring free throws is keeping theUniversity of Iowa basketball team inthe upper stratum of the Big Ten, asurvey of the point table for six gamesshows.With the schedule half completedand with the Hawkeyes winner offour contests, the men have registered52 free throws against 32 by oppon¬ents. dOutscored in field goals, theIowans made eight of twelve freethrows to win the Illinois gd'nie. Increases PuzzleSuch a top-heavy win is all the morepuzzling when, it is considered thatthe Maroons had deefated Indianaquite handily a few Saturdays ago,and that same Indiana team hadplucked Michigan just a few eve¬nings previous. But such is life inthe Big Ten league this season.. Game in AirJust now the Maroons are pointingtheir noses in the direction of IowaCity, where they will take on Barry’sHawks Saturday. Iowa scored -anearly victory on the Bartlett plankingsby a 19-11 margin, but that indicatesnothing in this day and age of con¬ference h. b. Iowa, although it issomewhere near the top, practicallybade adieu to the conference titlewhen they let Wisconsin beat them,24-21.A week from Saturday local citizenswill have a chance to view the anticsof this Oosterbann fellow, and a fewother lads like Harrigan and Cham¬bers, who, the newspapers and box-scores say, are pretty good. On thisgame will depend, more or less, Mich¬igan's chances for the gonfalon.Then in the season’s finale Chicagowill pierce the wilds of Lafayette totake on Purdue—and this also mayhe a championship struggle forPurdue .mt 7I* Socieiys Vl^ favorite music\\Harrison 01C5t&x Cnnard isvCollege Specials toEurope and Return170190TO $Round TripTourist Thiid Cabinr-T’T'T TTTTTTTT T'T► The Best Time ■► To Qo— *■■ > <* Before Mid-June ’, or after Mid-July , “‘(T’D dive for dear old Rutgers’”, andC-' before the words had left his smilinglips, Ralph Raritan found himself plung¬ing head foremost from his lofty pinnacle.Sounds like a dime novel, but no,dear readers, it is merely an episodein the .cruise of a Cunard CollegeSpecial to Europe.Good fellows all! Edch day aboardship abounding in sport and fun andthen London, Paris, the Continent!See your localCunard College Representativeor writeMiss Marjorie Miller, Beecher HallCUNARD & ANCHOR LINES*140 NO. DEARBORN ST.. CHICAGO JPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927FINANCIAL MAN SAYSCOLLEGES NEGLECTTWO GREAT SPHERES Dumbbells Best, andHigh School Phi BetesMake Poor StudentsCites University as PotentialLeader of Move toRemedy DefeatsC. W. Barron, editor of Barron'sFinancial Weekly and publisher ofseveral other financial papers, saidin a recent issue of The BostonNews Bureau that the American uni¬versity neglected two important as¬pects of education—it neglected totrain young men and women thecare of their health and it left themin semi-complete ignorance of fin¬ancial matters, thus preventing in¬telligent and safe investment. Thestatement was published in reply tothe question of a reader who ex¬pressed substantially the same views.Borrow From AbroadMr. Barron said that Americanuniversities had borrowed so largelyfrom foreign sources that they hadhad but little chance to develop theirindividuality and that their value tothe community was checked by theirlack of suitability to American con¬ditions.Granting the intellectual value ofthe American university, Mr. Bar¬ron said that its two primr defects—neglect of the business or financialand physical sides of life—mightwell be remedied first at the Uni¬versity of Chicago—a progressiceschool located far from those for¬eign institutions whose unsuitabilityto American conditions is so mark¬ed.Suggests ChicagoSaid Mr. Barron: “Why should notthe great Chicago University,.. . setin the great untrammeled West,and far removed from the influencesof Greece and Rome, set up newrstandards and declare it will teachthe young of the land how to liveand how to prosper—at least physi¬cally and financially, and possiblysometimes spiritually, when theprinciples of the spirit in right livingare better or more generally under¬stood?” “Dumbbells make the best stu¬dents,” says Dr. David S. White,j dean of the College of VeterinaryMedicine. Dr. White compares adumbbell entering the University toan empty wagon.“The dumbbell,” he remarked,“does not have his head crammedwith a lot of pseudo intelligence andlike the empty wagon, he is readyto fill up without unloading. Butthe student with his head full offalse ideas must spend a Ibng timegetting rid of them before he canabsoi-b new facts.”Dr. White accounts for this withthe fact that the human brain canonly hold so much.POLITICAL STUDENTSSEE CROOKS TWISTBALLOTS AT POLLSGangsters1 Guns ForceWatchers to Get“Breakfast”To observe the workings of theballot thieves, gun toters, politicalcrooks and their gangster cohorts,more than three hundred students inpolitical science courses visited thepolls last Tuesday, as deputies of thecounty court and the election boards.A majority of the irregularitiesdetected, according to their reportswere caused by ignorance on thepart of the election judges andclerks.This is the third year that the stu¬dents of the University have madethese observations. The reports willbe compiled and included in a surveynow beingmade by the political sci¬ence department, which will not bepublished for more than five years.In one ward a student was givena dollar to get coffee at a certainrestaurant and he was followed bytwo gunmen to make sure that hewas not near the polling place whilethe ballot box was being stuffed. Inanother, the ballots were weighedinstead of counted. CAMPUS AND TRIBAGREE ON COLLEGEEDUCATION VALUECultural, Social ContactsOn Campus CalledInvaluableAroused and interested by the re¬cent efforts of the questionnaire ofthe Chicago Daily Tribune in deter¬mining whether people desire a col¬lege education rather than a sum offive thousand dollars, campus lead¬ers yesterday commented on thequestion.Where the Tribune found one per¬son who declared in favor of themoney and five for the college edu¬cation, the answers given the Ma¬roon were all unanimously in favorof the latter.Walter Williamson, WashingtonProm leader said, “The social con¬tacts as well as the business con¬tacts, one makes in college, are worthmuch more than any sum such asfive thousand dollars.”John Anderson, Clyde Keutzerand Wendell Bennett, all well-known on campus, were of the sameopinion as Williamson and supported their opinions with similar reasons.They concluded that college educa¬tion could not be measured in dollarsor cents, but that the contacts withthe great minds of the schools wereof inestimable worth.Leo Stone, editor of the Whistle,declared: “The good time one hasand the effects of the education onone’s later life are worth far morethan $5,000, “To hell with themoney!”John Howe, intra-mural manager.Edgar E. Koretz, candidate for Un¬dergraduate Council position andJohn Allison, editor of the Phoenix,were others who favored the educa¬tion instead of the money for thesame reasons as those already giv¬en by the others. WHAT OF IT?HARPER’S MAGAZINEOFFERS $1000 INPRIZES TO WRITERSIn continuance of the policy ofthe House of Harper to offer en¬couragement of every sort to theyounger American writers and withpurpose of stimulating undergradu¬ates in American colleges to creativewriting of high quality, Harper’smagazine offers a first prize of $o00,a second $300 and a third for $200for the best piece of English prosewritten by undergraduates in Amer-,ican colleges and universities. (Continued from page 1)tion. Yet, from what I have heard,my conception came pretty close towhat a European university is.* * *As we walked up the street frcmthe fencing meet, my friend and Italked it all over. We visualizedcombat with the foils at Heidelburg.We spoke of hove one of the judges—an old gentleman wtih a pronouncedTeutonic look and a swishing mous¬tache—was adapted to fuse into thepicture of a Continental university.We though of him hurrying alongthe streets after conducting theimaginary Heidelburg duel, we athis elbow, up to the inn, and therewe saw his impossible, almostlegendary moustache dipping to meetthe swelling line of the foam of hisbeer mug, and finally fusing withthat 'foam. We bunded our ownnoses in other mugs. And as weconjured up this pleasing picture,we found ourselves at the CoffeeShop, towards which we had beendirecting our steps. We wanderedin. The radio was blaring an Irishjig. Blantant talk jarred us fromour beer-and-pretzel college world.Our dream began to break intosmall pieces and flat away in thinair. It disappeared entirely when we f-waited.ordered ham sandwiches.We were not at Heidelburg, not"atBerlin or Leipzig. My friend mad>to turn off the discordant radio andsomeone asked: Please, would hemind leaving it on? He shuffledback and sat down. We looked dis-couragedly at each other. \\\,buried our noses in a glass of maltedmilk. Ah, welladay!AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETRogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN’S STEAM OIL. $10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling, Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing.RADIO WILL NOT TRIUMPHOVER PHONOGRAPH(Continued from page 3)and when they require this associa¬tion they will seek the theater, thecinema, the church, the concert, thepolitical meeting and the lodge.These things radio telephony can¬not injure, because they have thesocial, psychological appeals ofwhich broadcasting is almost entirelydevoid.” t ^Jke Largest sellingquality pencilin the wovldThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St. At alldealersBuy_ adozen Superlative in quality,the world-famou9PENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per dos. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. 1.20American Pencil Co., 215 Fifth Ave.,N.Y.Makers of UNIQ UE Th in LeadColored Pencils in 12 colors—$1.00 per doz.Danceat theDRAKE HOTEL GRILLto the wonderful rhythm ofBOBBY MEEKER’SORCHESTRAThe feature attraction every evening except SundaysMODERATE PRICESFormalSaturdays, informalother evenings.Direction: GLAD ANDES t JZHenry GLytton £ SonsState and Jcakson—Chicago Orrington and Church—EvanstonAN ADVANCE SALEThat Far Supasses Any Previous Event!>45, ’50, >55 - *60SOCIETY BRANDTOPCOATSIn the Correct Styles, Colors and Patterns forSpring — Priced for the Rest of This Month Onlyat $2A5oNew Coats that have never been in stock before — the manu¬facturers’ surplus — in these four leading models for Spring.All are silk lined—all are of fine fabrics—all are tailored and styled as only So-ciety Brand Clothes are fashioned. Truly this is a buying opportunitythat must make you wonder. But the facts are just as we have stated themcertainly you should shake it appoint to at least see them in our windows. Ifyou do, you will buy ont. T 1• JTHE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927WISCONSIN TEAMSHOW CLASS INWINTER SPORTSMADISON, Wis., Feb. 23.—Whilethe Badger gymnasts were amassinga victorious tally against Purdue andihe Cardinal grapplers were pinningthe Chicago wrestlers, the Wisconsintrack squad was entrenching itselfin second place at the quadrangularnieet at Evanston and the Badgerpucksters were fighting desperatelyto ward off a 1 to 0 defeat at thehands of Michigan last week-end.Purdue was unable to outclass theever-improving gymnasts of Coach\. I„ Masley, and the Badger tum¬blers romped off for a 1211.5-1162victory over the Boilermaker gymteam Saturday afternoon. TheBadgers garnered sufficient points onthe horizontal bars, the rings, andparallel bars to capture the meet bya 49.5 margin. Tn the fencing eventsWisconsin won the foils, 5 to 4, tookthe honors with the epees, but bowedto Purdue in the saber dual.Capt. “Chuck” McGinnis, register¬ing first in the 40-yard high hurdlesand the 40-yard low hurdles, andplacing second in the pole vaut andhigh jump, laid claim to high-pointhonors at the quadrangular tracktrack meet at Evanston last Satur¬day. in which Wisconsin carried offsecond place with 45 points.That the meet was heatedly con¬tested is shown by the numerousstanding marks which crumbled be¬neath the spiked shoes of the cinder ;pather>. Wisconsin lost the mile re- jlay to Ohio by the proverbial “frog’s jhair.” The exhibition of the Car- ,dinal runners adds weight to theirchances in the Illinois relays Satur- ;day.Taking advantage of a momen- |tan break in the Wisconsin defense,the University of Michigan hockeyteam defeated the Badger puckstersSaturday night by a lone tally; thescore was 1 to 0. Michigan scoredin the second period.Both squads played at a rapidpace; spirit was at a high pitch, andthe puck kept moving without anysigns of let-up. Wisconsin forcedMichigan to 22 stops, while the Girls’ Winning WaysTriumph in Scramblefor Grades - Cogshall“Men don’t pick the easy coursesas a rule,” said Prof. W. A. Cogs¬hall of the astronomy department,yesterday, in giving his reasons whymen get lower grades than girls.Prof. Cogshall has been compilingstatistics on grade averages on thecampus.“There are two reasons why girlsare always higher in their grades,”said Prof. Cogshall.* “First, becauseof their winning ways with the pro¬fessors, and second, because theystudy harder. I notice that all stu¬dents like high grades, but I don’tthink the general average changesvery much from year to year.“The average grade of students,according to the faculty, has de¬creased about two-tenths of a creditpoint in the last four years, whichshows that either students are lessintelligent or the faculty is morestrict. New organizations have ahigh grade average for the first twoyears and then drop toward thebottom.”Sportology(Continued from page 5)they should have known better thanto try it on George, by George.* * *I’m crazy about that Michigan out¬fit, and I can’t wait till /they comehere to play. I can’t wait because Iexpect Chicago to beat them there.There’s only one way to dope thisyear’s b. b. scramble and that isto dope out what you think will bethe result and then take the opposite.* * *Besides Michigan, there’s Iowa andPurdue left. If the Norgrenites winall three they will finish even up, sixwon, six lost. This would not be sobad—just half bad.* ★ *Lack of space prevented the print¬ing of an All-Conference-All PhiDelt team which I have received, buttomorrow—you may see.Wolverines were able to come withinstriking distance of the Cardinalcage only 13 times. EDUCATION COSTSTHOUSAND YEARLY,SURVEY SHOWSWhether or not history reepats it¬self is a question to be debated whenone takes into account student livingexpenses. According to statisics col¬lected early in the history of thisUniversity a student could manageon anywhere from $80 to $100 ayear, and now the amount necessaryto comfortable living is, on the aver¬age ,ten times as large, and showsno signs of dwindling. According tothe Oharletonian, the official studentpublication of ’Carleton college,Northfield, Minn., conditions are thesame in smaller colleges. A budgetclass of the college recently made asurvey of the expenses of the womenstudents and discovered that theaverage individual required $1,000 ayear to attend college.The data which was taken fromthe expense accounts of 104 women,divided among the four classes in thefollowing order: Seniors, . 31;juniors, 27; sophomores, 20. andfreshmen, 26. The intention at thetime of the survey was made was toinclude all items that could not bedefinitely determined before comingto Carleton and to this end the itemsincluded were: clothing, other thanthat furnished at home; travel, ex¬cept vacation trips; books and sup¬plies, dues, contributions and gifts,recreation, health and sundries.Clothing was not included in thetabulation o»f the returns, however,since it was found that several hadmade large additions to their ward¬robes since coming to college. Theitem of week-end travel varied from$4 to $100, the latter item being forthose who made the trip to theNorthwestern and Coe footballgames.The reports turned in indicatedthat the 104 represented in fair dis¬tribution the various income levels.Not more than 10 per cent of thematerial was taken from carefullykept accounts but it was interestingto note that thet estimates did notdeviate markedly from the actualaccounts. The results, however, areLEWIS A. EATON from chemist to manager“In 19201 graduated from BucknellUniversity with the degrees of B. S.and M. A. 1 was then offered teach¬ing and laboratory positions. Chem¬istry had been my special study.I wished to entet the business world,preferably with some mercantileorganization, hut owing to the busi¬ness depression in 1920, took a posi¬tion as instructor in a college until Ifound an opportunity elsewhere.Two years later I became acquaintedwith an enthusiastic KtesgeManager,who explained to me their system oftraining men to become store man¬agers. It sounded like the veryopportunity 1 had wanted. Thismanager told me of a vacancy in the stock room in one of the Kresge storesnearby. I losr no time applying torthe position which 1 luckily received.My family and friends could not seethe connection between my formertraining and experience and myhumble duties as a beginner. Todaythey are sold on the Kresge systemand have persuaded others to entertraining.For a man who has a natural taste forthe business world combined with ahealthy ambition and no fear of hardwork, I know of no other organiza¬tion where his efforts will be betterrepaid than with the Kresge Co.Nothing but a man’s ability limitshis success." Lewis A EatonWe train College Mento manage toresWith our volume of business now running wellover $120,000,000 a year, and with new storesopening all the time, we are looking amongcollege men for future store managers.Our managerships are positions of responsi¬bility. They pay extremely well. They offer adignified future, one that will satisfy any man’sambitions.If we accept you, we will train you in thepractical work. We will lead you step by stepthrough the various positions in our stores,until you are thoroughly familiar with everyphase of our business, and are fitted to beplaced in charge of one of our stores.Here is a real opportunity for men who arewilling to work their way to the top. Write atonce to our Personnel Department and weshall arrange a meeting with a graduate of yourown college who has already found success inthe Kresge organization.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE CO3* io* 15* rronEi • • •KRESGE BUILDING, DETROITAt 15*/c‘l- 5TOIVE5MICHIGAN Page Seven:.-s5.t;- - ■ai.-SEsar.■ i xxvM.-iaA.siXiiaujij1 ■TT-ia.'*z:aiis;r-:--,x-''=3to be considered as suggestive ratherthan authoritative.The freshman expenses were givenfor only one semester. In estimatingthem for the year it was rememberedthat subscriptions and similar itemspaid the first semester were for theyear. The most marked differencedetween the expenses of the fresh¬men and upper class girls is in dues,since the freshmen are not membersof the societies. AWARD RED CROSSSERVICE MEDALS TOSWIMMING COACHESAt a meeting of the ChicagoChapter Red Cross Life Saving Ex¬aminers at the Covenant Club on0Wednesday, February 16. Mrs. Cath¬erine Whitney Curtis and Mr. Ed¬ward MacGillivray, Jr., swimmingThe average expenditures for thebooks and supplies, $40; for dues,$18 for upper classmen and $5 forfreshmen: for recreation, $65 for up¬per classmen and $41 freshmen.This brings the total of expendituresoutside of necessary college fees to$140 for seniors, $145 for juniors,$146 for sophomores, and $131 forfreshmen.It appears from the results of theCarleton College questionnaire that$1,000 a year is the normal amountnecessary. Some spend more thanothers ,as the minimums in everycase indicates, but the average ex¬clusive of wardrobe, is $1,000.PHI KAPS PLEDGEPhi Kappa Sigma announces thepledging iof John 'Huling of NewYork.DRESS SUITRENTAL CO.TUXEDOS(Collegiate Models)Perfect Fit GuaranteedRoom 310 CapitolBldg.3rd Floor.Randolph 3776State & Randolph coaches at the University, wereWhat!—a date and no carfRent a Saunders Coupe. Yourawhile you drive it. Coete leesthan taxi. Go anywhere—stayas long as you like. For Con¬certs, Parties, Picnics or Out-of-Town Tripe* Open orClosed Cere)SAUNDERS SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd St.Phone H. P. 210J awarded Red Cross service medals.These medals represent recognitionby the Red Cross for 200 hours ofvolwnteer service given to teachingand examining candidates in lifesaving work. These medals are rarein the Chicago territory.& PARRswilfajCtfion it. This shirt hasthe long point collar.It is made of a genu¬ine imported EnglishBroadcloth—the bestin collars and in shirtsthat you can buy.Ask Tour DealerAT THE night sessions, when class philosophersvie with class Merry Andrews in deciding theheavy problems of the world—or burlesquingthem — notice the royal guest, Prince Albert.Chiming in with the spirit of the occasion. Fill¬ing the air with the finest tobacco-aroma ever.Do you smoke Prince Albert? It will bringyou more pleasure and satisfaction than youever thought a pipe could give. The instantyou throw back the hinged lid and release thatwonderful P. A. fragrance, you suspect you arein for some grand smoke-sessions.The very first pipe-load confirms your sus¬picions. Cool as a gate-tender. Sweet as theweek-end reprieve. Mild as the coffee in Com¬mons—mild, yet with a full body that satisfiesyour smoke-taste completely. Get yourself atidy red tin this very day.Fringe albert—no other tobacco is like it! P. A. is told everywhere hrtidy red tint, pound and halt•pound tin humidors, andpound crystal-glass humidorswith sponge-moistener top.And' always with every bitof bite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert process.I. Reynolds TobaccoPage Eight THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1927 (\4 Whistle’TIS TRUEAmong the throng of carefree youthYou, I met by merest chance,Felt the thrill that swept between usWhen we first began to dance.Who am I to quell the feelingsWhose arms now hold us in theirsway— •Why should I refuse my kissesTo you, if met but yesterday?Life is short and love is fleetingGossamer and fine and bright.Why should we the web untangleThat holds us tightly, just tonight?With the daylight we’ll be wiser.You’ll laugh and whistle down thestreet,And there will be but casual greet*lags,If perchance we ever meet.So when the moon fades way, pleaseleave me—But now—oh—hold me fiercely—soTime enough for tears tomorrow,You’ll not be coming back—1 know.—PaddyTHIS Marjolaine business is pet¬ting us dizzy. From all sides we areoffered advice—“Don’t run any moreof her stuff”—“Ignore her”—“Traceher writing with library slips.” Butshe seems to be weakening. In themail we have this:Dear Turk:Why weren’t you in the Maroon of¬fice Friday p. m.?CONFESSIONI think the time has come for meto admit everything. As to my iden¬tity, I am the girl at the top of thelast Phoenix cover. Moreover I, sin¬gle-handed, accomplished the Bill¬ings payroll robbery. I was the onewho lowered the tone of Reynolds toan extent that they permitted thesale of the noxious weed within itsportals. I gave the University trus¬tees the idea of raising tuition fees.It was at my suggestion that theProm leaders boosted the tickets to$7.75. I bribed the Phoenix team into losing the recent Phoenix-Maroonbasketball game. I am.. . but enoughfor this installment.—MarjolaineTROPNo, bo, Adonic, go away!No kisses shall you have today,While from your cheek so brazenlyTwo lip stick marks look back at me.—WendyShush! Speak Easy! !Turk:“Plastered In Paris” is what NelsFuqua is calling his Blackfriar showthis year. Well, I’m strong for it—nothing like knowing how the otherhalf does it!—Lord LloydYou Bet We WouldstMr. Turk:Rash man! Wouldst thou destroythe thing that fascinates thee? Knowyou not that “The secret of thecharm of the lotus is that none cansay its beauty lies; for some say thisand some say that, but all agree thatit is beautiful.” And so indeed it iswith woman. Her influence is mys¬tery; her power is concealment. “Forthat which men have uncovered andexplained, whether right or wrongly,they despise.”—Scarlet MadonnaSOME ANNOUNCEMENTS JOHNSON FILLSCARNIVAL POSTLEFT BY LEWIS(Continued from page 1)vaudeville, inter-fraternity sings, ex¬hibitions, and other feature entertain- TARPONERS TO GOON LODGE OUTINGtoik:youse guys makes me sick! leavedat goil marjolaine alone, me andme bunko knows her; shes me goiland youse better ’n lay offen her.besides dat skirt’s a loidy.—nortodetrax ment, followed afterwards by a dance.Tickets on SaleJohnson and Ellen Hartman, whoare in charge of all arrangements forthe dance and the selling of tickets,announce that tickets may be pur¬chased for twenty-five cents apiece atReynolds club, University BookstoreIda Noyes, Maroon office, BartlettGymnasium office, and the Intramuraloffice. The ticket sale opened thismorning and will continue up to thedate of the Carnival,CLASSIFIEDTO RENT—Nicely furnished frontroom. Light and comfortable. Nearbath and entrance. Between HydePark Blvd. and lake. Graduate stu¬dent or instructor preferred. Besttrans., bus and I. C. Two in family.Apply 202, Cobb Hall or phone Mid¬way 0800, Local 182. Tarpon Club members and hopingfor snow before the week-end, whenthey are planning to go to the W.A. A. lodge at Palos Park. If theweather man favors them with snowand freezing weather the girls willspend Saturday and Sunday tobog-anning, skiing and skating withmarshmallow roasts before the lodgefireplace.If the present premature springweather holds out long country hikeswill be the principal feature.Mrs. Katherine Whitney Curtis,physical culture instructor, is spon¬sor of the trip and will act as chap¬eron.DELTA SIG PLEDGESDelta -Sigma Phi announces thepledging of Homer Field of BlueIsland, Ill., and of Edward Tatumof Chicago.ESOTERIC PLEDGESThe Esoteric announces the pledg¬ing of Marcella Homire and BerniceJones of Chicago. PROM PASSES TOETERNITY WITHTRAIL OF GLORY(Continued from page 1)this auspicious occasion and we man¬aged to down la poule a la roi with¬out any extraordinary number of el¬bows in the chest and bats in theeye. And the food, unlike most ofthe mush one absorbs at formalevents, was eminently satisfactory.High tide on the dance floor mark¬ed 405 couples, tend they lookedplenty nice, not jaded or roue inaccordance with college story tradi¬tion, but happy and youthful. Thehuge number of stags, who becauseof an air-tight guard system weretheoretically absent, added color, ifnothing elsy, danced with theirfraternity brother’s femmes and hadmore darn fun generally.Want More Prom*Following the example set by JohnAshenhurst, leader of the 1919Prom, there was no drinking. Thislast statement proves the integrityof the writer, exonerates his ac¬ quaintances, and leaves no room forargument.If the Washington Prom continueto improve, we’ll demand one perquarter.NORTHWESTERN WANTS$50,000Evanston— Fifty thousand dollarsby June is set as the goal for thisyear of the ne wannual alumni funddrive to be known as the foundation.Pres. Walter Dill Scott of Northwes¬tern university sees in the launchingof this drive a new epoch in thegrowth of the university.PHI DELTA UPSILON PLEDGESPhi Delta Upsilon announces thepledging of Annabelle Nichol ofPittsburgh, Pa., and Lillian Merron,of Chicago. HAT a wonderful vel¬vety creaminess!” That’swhat people say of Nestle’s!Pure milk with every bit of itscream goes into Nestle’s un¬til it is richest in cream of all.5c & 10c—plain or almondNestlesMILK CHOCOLATEMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1610 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009LOST—Platinum and diamondbar pin, one diamond missing, oncampus Monday, February 21. Leaveat Lost and Found Office, Press Bldg,or Call FAIRFAX 7448.TWO young men selling articleevery man and boy needs, every wifeand mother wants; not sold in anystore. Earn $5 to $10 in few hours.524 Republic Bldg. Phone Wab.1553.FOR SALE—Coonskin Coat, $300.Size 42. 52 inches long. 5x gradeskin, $750 coat. Worn 3 months.Call Yates at Lambda Chi House.Hyde Park 8133, between 6 and 7.FOR RENT—Apt. 105, 6 roomsand 2 baths. Very light and attrac¬tive; screened porch. 6100 KimbarkAve., 2nd.Dear Turk: The Majolaine mysteryis solved—Jimmy Twohig has con¬fessed to everything.—DeclasseTHE PROM was a notable affair.Everybody held his own quite suc¬cessfully. Huh, Ted?—TERRIBLE TURK Final ClearanceMens ClothingTo Close Out in a Few Days(to make room for new merchandise arriving daily)All broken lines and odd lotsmen’s fine suits and overcoats atmore drastic reductions than atany time during our twenty-fiveyears of merchandising.During this sale a small chargewill be made for all alterations.2 Great GroupsMen’s Suits and Men’s Suits andOvercoats OvercoatsValues to $70 Values to $85siO-Ii *49^5Randolph and Wabash : CHICAGO.FINE CLOTHE^MEN and BOYS— L iiM -