Second AnnualMirror tonight.Be there! ®f)t Batfo Jflaroon British Diplo¬mat lectures inHarper today.Vol. 27. No. 80. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY II, 1927WHAT Of IT?iMOfifiE HORCENSTE^MThe annual open season for lum-Ih r conventions has started, and is do¬ing. a pood bit towards relieving thedull days of middle February. I am,vou must understand before we pro¬ms! any farther, one of those enter¬prising young boys they talk about,who is putting himeslf through school.In the course of managing this busi¬ness, 1 report now and then the do¬ings of the lumber gentry in andabout Chicago for an eminent tradepaper of the South. Hence my open¬ing reference to the conventions. Thelumber moguls have a peculiar inter¬est for me; they bring out in fullbloom those manifestations of what Iam pleased to term the Great Amer¬ican Spirit—an atfair which has asignal attraction for one of my skep¬tical outlook. When I go downamongst the lumber folk, I combinebusiness with pleasure. I observewhat I must in the line of duty (i. e.the usual convention occurences whichI report, and which bring in the paycheck, and at the same time I keepan eye cocked for choice bits of Bab¬bitry and hokum which reveal signi-ticantly the mind of this great com¬monwealth.* * *Only yesterday, at an assemblage«>f the progressive merchants of Il¬linois, while peering about with theintent of discovering any little evi¬dences which lay within my particul¬ar field of interest, I spotted a birdat my elbow who seemed a likelyprospect. I observed that as the workof the convention went upon its wayti is fellow busied himself assiduous¬ly in taking notes. “Ah,” I thought,‘‘here is a man who has come up herefrom Cairo (any other place may beuusututed if you like) to get some¬thing out of all this. He is not wast¬ing Ms time: he will take somethingbail, home with him that will makehin. at once a better man and a bet¬ter lumber merchant. His serious¬ness is commendable.” Further ob¬servation, however, convinced methat iny pleasing deductions were inerror—the simple fellow was nothingdown nothing except jokes that thespeakers tossed out in th*eir mean-derings.* * *1 he particular association whichwas having this convention draws itsmembership largely from the outly-ng boroughs of the state—from Willan ; McHenry counties, the bad landsof Egypt, and suchlike places. Itwas obviously enough in a goodm?n.” cases the one trip of the yearto the big city for the boys. Theylay around the hotel with their con¬vention badges (inscribed with thedevice, ‘‘Howdy, brother. My name’s•Me Smack of Tuscola. What’syours?”) proudly worn upon their(oat lapels—worn as a Civil War' < lt“run might carry his medals. They>hook lots of hands, they talked lots1 t talk, they puffed out continuoussmoke screens from black cigars.They were got together for a greatcause—“the good of the industry”and they sensed the greatness ofMeir cause. And when the three daysthe convention were over, they■’1 nt back to Cairo and to Tuscola,! ‘id their badges reverently away inc handkerchief drawer, consulted,llf>ir notebooks, and told the home’Ms about the fa’st one old BillTwitch pulled.* * ** he secretary of the organization,«°od old Jim Butzoff, an expansiveMiokpatter who has little opportun-ity to vent his talents during the"“st of the year, was having his bigui.\ while he could. He was every-at once shaking hands, light*‘ng cigars, whispering in ears, fumb«ng with his Elk’s tooth and lookingimportant. Once, even, while one of1 e boys was delivering a declama-tl0n on ‘‘Selling Your Prospect'* hestopped at my chair. “Voice don’tjarry well," he said. “No, it don’t,"‘ whispered, but he was off. That’sthe national life, folks ‘HERE WE ARE’ ON TONIGHTPONSONBY TALKSABOUT FOREIGNAFFAIRS TODAYFormer British CabinetMinister, Diplomat,Visits CampusArthur Ponsonby, M. P., memberof Ramsay MacDonald’s famous La¬bor government, and one-time pri¬vate secretary to Campbell-Banner¬man, England’s great Liberal primeminister, will lecture on “The Set-tement of International Disputes.”in Harper Assembly room at 3 o’clocktoday.Mr. Ponsonby has great authoritybehind his subject, for he spentmany years in the British diplomaticservices and as Under-Secretary forForeign Affairs during the Laborregimehe was entrusted with nego¬tiation of the treaties between GreatBritain and Russia which precededBritish recognition of the SovietRepublic.Mr. Ponsonby is delivery many lec¬tures in Chicago this week, chieflyon those political and diplomaticsubjects which he has spent his lifestudying. Louder Sox, Ties,And Along ComeLouder B. V.D. ’sPoor college students!Blamed for starting the coonskincoats, the blazing sox and no-gartercombination and the no-hat fads,they are now being accused of hav¬ing started the fad to make the col¬ors of B. V. D.’s louder and funnier.Their accuser is E. J. Carlson, sec¬retary of the Illinois Retail ClothiersAssociation. “I’ve been in many frat¬ernity houses and college men’sdorms and everywhei’e do I find thatthey favor underwear in which tosmoke, chat, and do their homework,” unblushingly declared Mr.Carlson. “Naturally, the more color¬ed, the more they are worn by theboys. As a result, they get louderand the pattern more varied.”Alumni Clubs ofMiddle West toHearFilbey TalkAs one phase of the plan to estab¬lish a closer relation between theuniversity and its alumni, ProfessorEmery T. Filbey, dean of the univer¬sity college, will be sent on a seriesof trips to address the alumni clubsof various cities, informing them ofwhat is now happening at their Al¬ma Mater and what it is planning todo.On Feb. 21 Mr. Filbey will speakn Grand Rapids. Feb. 22 in Detroit,Feb. 23 in Lansing, Feb. 28 in To¬ledo, March 1 in Cleveland, March2 in Dayton, and on March 3 in Cin¬cinnati. COMMISSION DIGSINTO LOCAL CRIMEBurgess Aids In Mayor’sStudy Of CityFollowing a short study of casesfrom the penitentiary at Chester, Il¬linois, Ernest W. Burgess, professorof the University of Chicago and theother members of Mayor Dever’sCrime commission have drawn up aschedule of procedure and will meetregularly to continue their survey.This work was done at the lastmeeting of the commission held onWednesday at which Dean Albert J.Harno of the University of Illinoisand Mr. Andrew A. Bruce of North-continued on page 4) PROM PROGRAMSCHANGE FORM TOBOUND VOLUMESThirty-two Page BooksReplace Old PromMaroon Paper ToDistinctive programs! This is thelatest announcement made by theleaders of the Thirty-third AnnualWashington Promenade.' There willbe no Prom Maroon this year, andin its place a thirty-two page boundvolume will be distributed.This book will contain all the us¬ual features of the Prom Maroon,the story of the dance, the program,and the list of those attending. Ac¬cording to Milton Kreines, who hand¬led the arrangements for the book,it will be an excellent example ofmodern American bookmaking. Thecover wil be of two-color St. Al¬ban’s paper, which has been import¬ed from England.The volume was designed by Mr.H. G. Bauman and Mr. RudolphFranz of the University Press. A lim¬ited edition will be issued with ev¬ery copy numbered. The pictures ofthe prom leaders have been insertedas a feature of the program. A copy¬right on the book has been applied {for by Williamson and Kreines. Curtain Rises OnSecond ProductionOf Mirror at 8:15Tonight at 8:15 the curtain riseson the first performance of “HereWe Are.” Fifty college women, re¬flecting phases of campus life, com¬pose the cast of the second annualMirror production.Mr. Frank H. O’Hara has trainedthe actors for the show. Danceshave been devised and directed byMr. Frank Parker, and Mr. MackEvans has supervised the singing.The production staff of sixteen isheaded by Ruth Burtis.The lyrics which have been com¬posed by campus poets and musicianswill be played in the orchestra pitby an eight-piece band undei^the di¬rection of Clyde Keutzer, who willbe at the piano. RUTH AND GERTGIVE LOW DOWNON. REHEARSALSWomen’s Eds Present ViewsBased on MirrorPreliminariesFROSH ARRANGEPLANS FOR HOPAutry To Explain Use OfClass TicketsBLAKE’S ORCHESTRAPLAYS AT C. AND A.ALL-CAMPUS MIXERKen Blake’s orchestra will play atan all-University mixer, sponsoredby the school of Commerce and Ad¬ministration today from 4 to 6 inthe C. and A. building.In keeping with the holiday Mon¬day a Valentine party with appropri¬ate decorations has been . planned.Refreshments of punch and cookieswill be served. Art Club Plans ToEncourage StudentInterest by DisplayTo encourage students to own andappreciate works of art, and art ex¬hibit will be held under the auspicesof the Art club beginning Monday,February 28 to March 2 in Ida Noyeshal..Students who wish to loan objectsfor display have been asked to sign up |in Classics 16. Import CostumesFrom East forDivinity Players•Oriental costumes, imported espe¬cially for the occasion, will make vi¬vid the play “Jephthah’s Daughter,”to be presented by the Divinity schoolon March 10 in the Reynolds clubtheater. The role of the heroine,Sheilah, will be played by HarrietVaughn, while Herman Johnson willtake the part of Nathan.Professor Davis Edwards, of thedepartment of Public Speaking ofthe Divinity school, who is directingthe production, believes the experi¬ment to be an outstanding one in thepresentation of Biblical drama. Abanquet to be given in ftutchisoncommons will precede the play. Freshman chapel next Monday willbe given over, in part, to a speech byDaniel Autry, chairman of the classBoard of Management, explainingthe exact use of the class member¬ship tickets both in voting and inadmission to the class dance Feb. 25.Immediately after chapel, the tic¬kets will be sold by members of theboard in an effort to supply everyfreshman with one before the elec¬tions to be held February 23 whenthey will be required.(Continued on page 4)Libby to Speak onAmerican Policy inCentral AmericaWestminister Club,Y. W., Tour PlantThe Industrial Committee of theY. W. C. A. will combine with theWestminister club for a trip throughthe Hart, Shaffner and Marx factorytomorrow morning. The groups willleave at 8:30 from Ida Noyes hall. W. A. A. ASKS FORBOOK DONATIONS TOPALOS PARK LODGEBlood Proves Thicker Than AlkyAnd Dean Hall Pulls an Expose'By Fithian McDuckParker Hall, Settlement drivechairman and demon water poloplayer, glanced across the heavilypopulated room in which he wastaking a freshman law examinationin Torts from his father,( Dean JamesParker Hall of the Law school. Hisglance fell on a Phi Psi alumnus,whose happy, bespectacled counten¬ance and raccoon?coated person werefamiliar, even, prominent, not solong ago, around such points as theWashington Prom, Blackfriers andIntramural offices and points west.At the Phi Psi young Hall winked,or did he smile, or did he moan?Dean Hall had just written this onthe blackboard as one ci the ques¬tions: “A, a youth of 20, goes to a par¬ty in his mother’s car, and, return¬ing, takes to their homes X and sev¬eral friends. X leaves in the car apocket flask with an ill-smelling, al-cohoic odor, which A does not dis¬cover. A’s mother finds it next day,and thereafter refuses to allow Ato use the car. She also tells the in¬cident to several friends who thinkbadly of A in consequence. What areA’s claims against X?”Parker, who had walked to schoolthat morning, looked hard at his fa¬ther, and then at the Phi Psi friend,but Dean Hall had turned to writethe next question, and the Phi Psifriend was looking straight ahead. Books, short stories and poetry,but preferably books are needed atthe W. A. A. lodge in Palos Park,according to Frances Lawton, presi¬dent of the organization. Studentshaving books at home that have beenread and are no longer wanted,have been asked to donate them.Donations may be left in the checkroom at Ida Noyes hall or broughtto the W. A. A. open meeting, onThursday, February 17 in Ida Noyeshall.Groups who wish to spend week¬ends at the lodge may sign up at theTrophy gallery in Ida Noyes hall atany time. Frederick J. Libby, Executive Sec¬retary of the National Council for thePrevention of ar, is to lecture on “OurPresent Relations with Nicaragua andMexico” at 4 30 today in Classics 10.The title of Mr. Libby’s lecture waschanged because of the present inter¬est in the Mexican situation.Mr. Libby conies at the request ofMr. T. A. Jenkins, Mr. Paul Douglas,Mr. Clyde Alice, and Mr. Garfield Cox.He spoke at the University a few yearsago, in the Theatre of Ida Noyes hall. Do women’s editors hove the sameopinions? Fes. .. .and no.Ruth G. Daniel, Women’s Editorof The Daily Maroon, and GertrudeBromberg, last year’s head of thedepartment, both watched the finalrehearsal of “Here We Are” lastnight. They sat apart; theirthoughts were not communicated.Their separate views are given be¬low—Here’s What Rath Says:“Mother—I—don’t—want to go tocollege!”Ann Port, the girl. “The Night¬mare of College Life”—football play¬ers, “hot-dog” man, “rah rah” girls,track men, automobiles. . . .Last night, sitting back in theshadows of Mandel hall, I watchedthe final dress rehearsal of The Mir-or’s second production, “Here WeAre.” I watched it from beginningto end, from the moment when BettyGraham introduces the players, downthrough the Dormitory Steps scenewith Dorothy Hartford and MiriamMcGann, the promenade across afraternity porch wherein Esther Cooktypifies perfectly the supposed stud¬ied ennui of a “college girl,” andAlice Ransom that of a “college boy,”wherein Ruth Atwell—but thatwould be telling too much, perhaps.With a company numbering morethan fifty women and a productionstaff of twenty, all under the direc¬tion of Mr. Frank H. O’Hara and Mr.Frank Parker, “Here We Are” willlong be remembered—if I don’t missmy guess—as one of “the” dramaticproductions of the University. It’sa “wow,” a “knockout”—what more?Eleanor Metzel’s a scream. Shespeaks Russian vehemently in one(Continued on page 4)FRANCE OFFERSLINGUISTS JOBSAS INSTRUCTORSTRUANT STONES HEREFOR DIVINITY CLOISTERAfter several weeks’ delay, thestones for the cloister between Swifthall and Bond chapel have arrived andworkmen have started to erect the lastlink in the Divinity school group ofbuildings. Barring further delay instone shipments, the cloister will becompleted before the end of the quar¬ter, it 19 announced. Veteran EmployeeLoses Right HandWilliam Hillard, general repair¬man at the University where he hasbeen an employee for thirty yearshad his right hand amputated abovethe wrist Thursday when his coatsleeve was caught by a saw in thekey-making- machine with which hewas working.His arm was drawn into the ma¬chine and almost severed by thesaw. Mr. Connely, chief electricianat the University gave him first aidanjd saved him from bleeding todeath and rushed him to the Jack-son Park hospital. Mr. Hillard is do¬ing well. Through the Instiute of Internation¬al Education the French Governmenteach year offers to American men tenpositions as assistant instructors inEnglish at the French Lycees.A candidate must be an Americancitizen; must have received a bache¬lor’s degree or its equivalent; andmust possess a good knowledge ofFrench. No salary is paid but theAmerican receives room and board,and is given the privilege of attend¬ing courses at Lycees or at any uni¬versity within commuting distance.Boston ClergymanSpeaks at MandelMr. Frank Bell, C. S. B. member oftheiBoard of Lectureship of the FirstChurch of Christ Scientist, Boston,Massachusetts will lecture on ChristianScience, on Thursday, February 17, at4:30 in Leon Mandel hall. Mr. Bellis from Philadelphia, Pa. COUNCIL MEETS TOPLAN FOR LUNCHEONFinal plans for the Junior classluncheon will be discussed at a meet¬ing of the Junior class council todayat 1 in Cobb 206.Tickets for the luncheon are sell¬ing fast and may be obtained for six¬ty-five cents from the following stu¬dents: Madge Child, Marion Plimp¬ton, Frances Kendall, Eleanor Wil¬kins, Marjorie Creighton, GertrudeHolmes, Eloise Kresse, Marian Gar¬ber, Katherine Rose, John McDon¬ough, Robert Massey, Tom Arm¬strong, Fred Von Ammon, JamesFlexner, Charles Harris, RussellHarkness, Ken Rouse, Togo Dygert,Kyle Anderson, James Gerard andDermott McGraw.A campus orchestra will play fordancing during the luncheon.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1927uty? Satlg iHarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rhtes:14.00 per year: by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS■■sod. un.ier the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves al' rights of publication of any material...wearing In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avesuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women's EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone . Whistle EditorMurge or us kin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson _ Sports Editorlieorge Jones News EditorAi Widditieid News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day Editor». J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day Editorueorge Morgens tern... Day Editor■\ainryn aanumeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris. Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris. Advertising Manage*Eldred L. Neubauer Advertising Managerr red Kretschmer Circulation Manage*Robert Massey AuditorRalph Stit. . Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack Me Brady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE CARNIVAL'XVHUE INTRAMURAL DIVISION of the Athletic Department,A ambitious up to the hilt, has planned an event to culminatethe Winter Quarter’s activities which will surpass anything everattempted anywhere by an Intramural Department. The WinterCarnival will complete the final rounds of Intramural competitionfor the quarter and at the same time will present a cross- sectionof the Division’s activities.Intramural athletics have taken solid root in the nation’suniversities and faculties everywhere are beginning to see the tre¬mendous future of the whole Intramural theory. The Universityof Chicago is a leader in the Intramural field.The Winter Carnival will be an effort to demonstrate to theUniversity the growing importance of Intramural athletics. TheDaily Maroon scrupulously avoids the pressure of the local pressagents but where there is indubitable virtue The Daily Maroonwill not hesitate to point the editorial finger.The Intramural Department and the Winter Carnival deserveto be so pointed out.AN INTERCLUB SINGWHY not an Interclub sing?For the past twenty-six years the fraternities have metfor the Interfraternity sing in Hutchinson court. The “dear oldeating clubs” have been hymned in high verse each spring and thecampus has turned out to hear their praise.We’ve heard, “We Come, We Come, We Come with a shoutand song,” “Strong and steady, Bold and ready,” “So sing we allto D. K. E.” and the Beta drinking song vibrating in noble voices.Would not “White Rose of Esoteric,” or Mortar Board’s “When Ientered the varsity,” ‘‘Quadrangler Girls,” or “Sigma Toast”sound well interspersed between Sigma Chi’s “Sweetheart Song,”“The Fiji Honeymoon,” or “to wit, to woo, oh fair Psi U?”Time might be given over at Monday night club meetings topracticing for an initial spring program.“HERE WE ARE” #TONIGHT, men and women of the campus go to Mirror. Thepulse of the great Unversity should, and probably will, beatfaster.The attraction of Mirror is not in the quality of the acting,the gracefulness of the dancers, the beauty of costumes and scen-try; for while that is all there is, it is subordinate to the desireto see a production of, by, and for University students. And be¬cause of that, the real and very hard work that goes into the pro¬ducts is often forgotten by the audience. Mr. O’Hara and hischarming cohorts may labor far into the night to perfect theirpresentation but it’s more or less in vain, when it comes times fora recognition of the work.So, while we do not urge stamping of feet and frenzied cheer¬ing, we do ask a more than superficial appreciation, and we canalmost guarantee that it will not be misplaced. In BriefBy Dexter W. MattersPresident Coolidge who has beendoing a little work in private, yester¬day threw a mild bombshell into thesenate and the house when he sent amessage to congress announcing thathe had been negotiating with the otherpowers in an effort to cut down navalarmament. His own cabinet knew lit¬tle about the undertaking and very few of the congressmen had suspectedit.The message conies in the very mid¬st of a controversy in the senate asto the advisability of constructingthree new cruisers, but it is doubtfulif the measures advocated by the Pres¬ident would affect any naval construc¬tion United States might attempt fora year or two, For America is notknown far and wide at present as thelion of the seas, especially since theChinese situation has tapped the fewforces the country does possess.President Coolidge’s proposition is. in the main, a plea that the great pow¬ers, Great Britain, France, Italy, Japanand America, negotiate treaties with¬out delay at the Geneva conferencewhich will effect a paVing down ofnaval armaments. The proposal wouldmake the limits imposed on the first-class vessel applicable to the smallestwarship and would strengthen the lim¬itations to begin with. At the Wash¬ington conference, the same proposi¬tion or one practically similar to it,was brought forth by the UnitedStates but was strongly refused.In referring to that conference here in 1921, the President stated that theregulations laid down and agreed to byall the nations at that time, have be¬come forgotten by some of the na¬tions in what appears to be a race uoutbuilding one another. SenatorReed, upon hearing the President'splea, predicted a like fate for it, sav_ing it would not be effective. But thegeneral opinion seemed to he thateffective or not, it is a step i,; t)le’right direction.* * *Arkansas and New Hampshire both(Continued on page 4)MHfm ®o liirrshtpUnitarian (EI}uprf)®tooi)laton?toemu’ anti 57th StreetUon Ogden Ucxft — ministerSUNDAY, FEBRUARY 1311 A. M. “PIONEER AMERICA.”6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB. Discussion group. ShallWe Have a Catholic President?” R. M. Cagg, leader.ThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 5642 Kimbxrk. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 m.m.Office Hours: 2 to 5 p. m.Students welcome any time to onr homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning ServiceWADSWORTH^ SCHOOL64th and UniversityMorning Sermon—“TheHallowed Name”Evening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64thHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Qasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M. — Sermon: Dr. . Wm.Baird—“Korea.”5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society7:30 P. M.—Sermon: Dr. RalphM. Davis.. 4FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A, M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M,B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Wood lawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYoung Peoples Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups—Young Women’s Club.Undergraduate Club for woi-men.Men’s Club.Subject: Race Friendliness.Leader: Alexander L. Jackson.President Board of Trustees.Provident Hospital.8:00 p. m.—Evening Service8:45 p. m.—Home Parties. Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.WILLIS LA1TEN GOLDSMITH,Minister10:00 a. m.—Discussion Class.11:00 a. ra.—Worship and ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Scrooby Club foryoung people.Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVF. AT 64TH 8T."Where You’re * Emitter Only Once.”C. E. Paulus, Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea. Thatfellowship hour so many youngpeople are appreciating.6:45 p. m.—Luther League. For-umn Discussion.7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.ALL STUDENTS ARE INVITED Church of St. Thomasthe ApostleRt. Rev. T. V. Shannon, Pastor5472 Kimbark AvenueA- Course of Lectures on the DOC¬TRINES OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCHwill be given by the Fathers of the NewYork Apoetolate, in the Church of St.t Thomas the Apostle, beginning Monday’Evening, Feb. 14, at 8 o'clock, and ending| Sunday evening. Feb. 20, 192".The method will be explanatory and notcontroversial. Questions of a religiouscharacter placed in the Question Box atthe door will be answered each evening.Non-Catholics are cordially invited toattend.Monday. Feb. 14, 8 P. M."The Catholic Church and Chriat”Tuesday. Feb. 15. 8 P. M."The Catholic Church and Free Thought ’Wednesday. Feb. 1C, 8 P. M."The Catholic Church and Woman"Thursday, Feb. 17. 8 P. M."The Catholic Church and Authority"Friday. Feb. 18. 8 P. M.“The Catholic Church and Marriage"Saturday, Feb. 19No LectureSunday, Feb. 20, II A. M."The Mass"Sundy. Feb. 20. 8 P. M."One Fold. One Shepherd" EPISCOPALThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7k««REV. C. L. STREET, PhD..Student ChaplainService*Sundays Holy Communion, 9:00 a mat the Hilton Memorial Chapel.* * *The Church ofThe Redeemer56th and RlaekatoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D,5550 Blarkstone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Dorchester AvenueTel. Kairfar 3924Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.* * aSt. Paul's Church50tn and OtxkNtcrParish Office: 4945 Dorchester Avenu*Tel. Oakland 3155REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServietuHoly Communion. 8:00 a. mChurch School Service, 9 :S0 a. m.Morning Service. 11:00 a. mYoung People s Supper,’ 6:80 p. mEvening Service. 7:46 p. tn.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 8. Michigan AvenueSunday, Feb. 13th at 11 a. m.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“BEHAVIORISM” and“PERSONALITY”All seats freeVisitors cordially welcomeERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15ARTHUR PONSONBY, of Eng¬land, former Secretary of Statefor Foreign Affairs.“Do the People Demand. NoMore War?Questions from the AudienceSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, Jan 16, 1927I 1 :00 A. M. “The Best Rest Cure.”Mr. Verne Jay and players.8:00 P. M. “How To Be a Nobody. ’Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerDisciples of Christ«University Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES. MiniaterBASIL F. WISE, Director of MusicSermon—11:00 a. m.—“Companions of the Way."Sixth of a Series of Sermons on Religious Thought.5:46 p. m.—Wranglers—Discussion and supper.This Church practices Christian Union; has no creed; seeks to make religionas intelligent as science, as appealing as art, and as vital as the day’s werk.%Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—Subject, “God and Mammon.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject, “The Greatness of Lincoln.”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY II, 1927RUTH AMD CERTGIVE LOW DOWNON REHEARSALS(Continued from page 1)scene—maybe fluently, who knows?- then criticizes with the air of avirtuosa as she watches a musicalshow in another. Ann Part’s a borncomic. Enough. Mr. Parker seemsto have done wonders with a bevyof chorus and ballet girls. (For,though we hate to admit it, all girlsaren’t born dancers). There’s a weirdbeauty and splendor in the settingthey form for the Russian Art Thea¬tre; there’s classic distinction inter¬spersed with a good deal of humor¬ous interpretation in a Chinese scene.The scenery—which, by the way,was concocted and painted over inIsabel Bate’s basement—togetherwith costumes and carefully studiedlighting effects add to that whole¬hearted genuiness which seems tocharacterize the entire production inwhich the shows girls takes the partsproperty men and actors and audi¬ence.Here’* What Gertrude Say#—“Ann, You’re going to college!”COLLEGE!college? collEGE. COLLEGE?COLLEGE?What is it, this conglomeration ofterror and happiness, of joy and sor¬row, of toil and play—college?“Little did I know what mothermeant when she said, ’Ann, you’regoing to college’.”A tired little freshman dropswearily on a lounge and gazesthrough the Mirror. Her vision isblurred—one week of college lifehas made her dizzy. She rubs hereyes_that terrible buzzing in herhead—The Nightmare!“Sign here! Sign here!” Threehorrible spectres are twirling hermadly around.Dancing College Girls, Greek Let¬ters, Green Caps, Professors, a Hot-Dog Vendor—why won’t they let heralone? College? It’s a whirlwindblowing her from one place to an¬other. No rest, no peace, no quiet—is this college?Spring on campus!Couples sauntering to and fro ona fraternity house porch, dancing,gazing into each other’s eyes, quarel-ling.Spring!Two girls sitting on dormitorysteps—alone and blue.A freshman crosses campus.“DON’T walk there! DON’T standon that bench! DON’T step on that"!DON’T DON’T DON’T!”Girls from Charlemagne to Cool-idge. Helen of Troy, the “much in¬hibited, exhibited” lady of the cam¬pus novel.College life, the world’s enigma.Two girls are jabbering:“Llanqhg klompggllangr rrang-ghitttxyz—”All of which translated, means"Here We Are.”AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETUNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyGREEKLETTER/PINS/College and Localfraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledu"rktnen in our own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro?rams and Stationery on displavYou'll Find the Best at;SPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jeweler#' E**t Monroe Street, Chicago. II! FROSH ARRANGE PLANSFOR HOP IN BRIEF(Continued from page 1)Final arrangements for the Fresh¬man dance have been completed,with Edith Johnson, Henry Paulman,and Mary Abbott, assured to fur¬nish entertainment. The orchestra,as previously announced, will beGeorge Jones’. (Continued from page 2)saved themselves from the stigma tha'has attached itself to Tennessee, bykilling anti-evolution bills yesterday.In Arkansas, the bill prohibited teach¬ing the theory of evolution in state- supported schools and had passed thehouse the day before by a margin ofthree votes; it was defeated over¬whelmingly by the senate. In NewHampshire, the bill did not get as faras the house, being rejected after anunfavorable report by the committeeon education was accepted as sufficient.COMMISSION DIGSINTO LOCAL CRIME(Continued from page 1)western the other committee men,were present. Work is being doneevery day from now on, and the con¬ditions from the “pens” are to beconsidered.KERWIN’S STUDENTSCAMPAIGN IN CLASSNo decision bouts are held everyFriday in Mr. Jerome Kerwin’s classin Political Parties where the honorof the different parties is upheld bymembers of the class.The various factions into whichthey divide are the Republicans, theDemocrats, Independents, and theparty of Humanity. To lead eachgroup there is a boss and a steer¬ing committee. In discussing thequestions of the day, the policies ofthe different parties are defended. WALLY’S COLLEGE SHOPExpert Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing(The Campus for High Class Toggery)1519 E. 60th St. Phone Fairfax 5400COLLEGE VALET SERVICE We Call for and DeliverCOWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.Everything in thelatest collegehaberdasheryand smokers’articles. After the dance, after the show,When you’re hungry, looking for some place to go,Come in and see us, our waffles are great,You’ll like our place and we’re open real late.CRISP CREAMWAFFLESTRY OURSpecial Plate Luncheons 50cTable d’Hote Dinner 85cSpecial Plate Dinner 50cSPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER, $1.00A la Carte All Day.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKING; THE GEM RESTAURANT(Formerly Wheel & Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation)SALE!Men’s SuitsOvercoatsTo further emphasize the valuesrepresented in our 25th Anni¬versary Sale we are offeringa limited number of Men’sSuits and Overcoats atradical reductions.Values to $60•39 •75RANDOLPH AND WABASHFine Clothes for MEN and BOYS COME ANY EVENING(Sundays excepted), but don’t fail to attend the specialSorority Nightsevery WednesdayDRAKE HOTEL GRILLMusic byBOBBY MEEKERAnd the orchestra thatPaul Whiteman praised so highlyInformal week nightsFormal Saturdays ModerateCover and MenuDirection: GLAD ANDESHurry and phone in your Reservation for the Paul AshParty on February 12th — Superior 22001 Let old Squire Pipe bethe judge...His honor, old Squire Pipe is unques'tionably the world’s ablest judge of pipetobaccos. Who else is by nature, trainingand experience so welbqualified to try atobacco and hand down a decision onit?. . So, in the case of Granger RoughCut, the plea is that Judge Pipe’s verdictbe accepted as final!To make a long brief brief: Characterwitnesses everywhere have sworn toGranger’s sterling quality. Experts havevouched for the superiority of its roughcut. Chemists have testified that the new“glassine'sealed” foibpouch keeps thetobacco in perfect condition.Finally, it has been shown that byusing this foihpouch (instead of a costlytin) it is possible to sell Granger at justten cents. On these arguments Grangerrests its case! A couple of pipefuls willconvince Squire Pipe that it is the world’sgreatest pipe tobacco... and any goodjudge of tobaccos will confirm the decision!GRANGERRough CutThe half-pound vac¬uum tin is forty-fivecent#, the foil-pouchpackage, sealed inglassine, is ten cents.Madefor pipes only!Granger Rough Cui Lis made by the Liggett & Myers Tobacco CompanyPage Three THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1927THE DAILY FEATURE PAGE MAROONNOTED SCIENTISTTO EXPERIMENTON TRACK TEAM FOR SOMEONEEnglish Professor TimesCornell Men byNew DeviceA novel and striking series of ex¬periments, involving Prof. A. V. Hill,distinguished English scientist, Nob¬el Prize winner in 1922, and non¬resident lecturer in chemistry atCornell university, as the experimen¬ter and the entire Cornell track teamas the experimental subjects will beperformed on Schoellkopf field dur¬ing the months of the second term.Professor Hill has designed anelectrical apparatus which sonsists ofa series of wire coils placed at meas¬ured intervals along the track, andthe use of which requires no efforton the part of the runner except thewearing of a thin steel magnet onhis jersey. The passage of the mag¬net past the coil causes an inducedcurrent in a galvanometer which isrecorded on moving photographic pa¬per. Such a method will enable himto measure times down to the near¬est five-hundredth of a second, adegree of accuracy never before at¬tain in athletic events, although dur¬ing the war, the velocity of shells wasmeasured by a similar method of aten-thousandth of a second.Runners to be ComparedBy these experiments ProfessorHill hopes to discover the initial ac¬celeration of a runner for the firsttwenty yards, the horsepower de¬veloped in starting, the maximumspeed during a race, the onset offatigue and the gradual loss of speedthe velocity just before and afterthe take-off in the broad jump and tomake a careful comparison of thecharacteristics of different runnersby means of a«graph which will showthe speed and acceleration at everymoment throughout the entire race.OFFICIAL NOTICEThe Lutheran club will meet tonightat 8 in the north reception room ofIda Noyes hall. All Lutheran stu¬dents are invited to attend the meet-ein g. By Lconore OvittI might say, dear, that you are veryfair,And beautiful to look upon, ’tis true;1 might say that there never wasgold hairMore gold than yours, nor eyes moresteely blue.I might compare you, dear, unto abright,Cold star, unnoticiug, yet blinding me.Your poise is torturing, but oh, /mightSay that 1 rather like this agony!But think you once that I, who amso vain,Would tell these things to you as toa star?.Vo, though l suffer, still l shall reremainAs distant and indifferent as you areAnd silent, dear, until you give thesignThat you would like to be my Valen¬tine.Socially SpeakingAt last! “Here We Are.” The mystery which surrounds the nightmareof college life will be revealed inthe Mirror production this eveningand tomorrow evening at Mandellhal.Tonight the Deke “alums” are giv¬ing a ball for the “brothers” at theBlackstone hotel. Cope Harvey’s andBobby Meeker’s orchestras, re¬spectively, w'ill provide the musicDeltho is having a dinner dance atthe Winderemer hotel. Mr. and MrsMerle Coulter are the patrons.Pi Lam Phi is giving a hardtimes party. Carl Lillie and his or¬chestra, cider and doughnuts, andthe festive costumes spell a successful informal party. PTii Kappa Sig¬ma are having one of their characteristic good house dances. IdaNoyes sunparlor and foyer will bethe scene of ap4informal dance given by the members of Astroto.Tomorrow' night the new ZetaBeta Tau house will reecho the music of Walter Ford and his Shoreland crew in a formal Valentinedance. The brothers of Z. B. T. maintain that some Balaban and Katz entertainers are going to be there andof course we don’t doubt their wordsAnd Sunday! The Tau Kappa Ep¬silon men are having a dinner attheir fraternity at 1. Fat? Stout? Lean? Light? CureFor All Ills Found On Campus PERFECTIONA?C/nnot)aiio?vtn Jdmttvg JDeZttyitA fteW <utd pleasur¬able Addition toC1ixca$o /"elect l&Xe'hour Attraction inthe spirit of thesmart supper club.6-n.ieand darve-htm tomart enc/td-n-rrft-grnits*"c —itr? £ Z tfitf tSoo Ik In if .?ynreojo ta-Sion*.perStec* >kythrrvofSAM WAMBYand. ft-irS? o Idero Xity~ofehestret.Goldeh Lil^r'Jouffi Ji'de>yj%ert jCtfceH C&fe "309 £ Sdirftetciat fhe Should one w'ish to reduce or gainweight, four departments in the Uni¬versity have signified their willing¬ness to cooperate.Overweight and underweight class¬es have been conducted by theWomen’s Medical department for fiveyears. Women who are 10 per centor more under the average for theirage and height, and those who are20 per cent and more above the aver¬age, according to insurance weighttables, are considered dangerouslyfar from normal. Considering thatinsurance statistics prove that theexcessively underweight and over¬weight have a smaller expectation oflife than those nearer normai aver¬ages, nutrition classes have been or¬ganized in the University.A unique feature of the projectis the cooperation lent by four de¬partment. This year the GraduateSchool has given two scholarships tofurther the work. The Medical de¬partment is supervising and organ¬izing the classes. The instructor, MissGladys Vail, comes from the HomeEconomics department, and MissGertrude Dudley, head of the Wom¬an’s Physical Education department,accepts attendance in these classesfor credit in physical education.Of 621 new students examined inthe Fall and Winter quarters, 114are underweights and 41 are over¬weights. There are 83 underweightsand 22 overweights enrolled in thenutrition classes' which meet for one-hall’ hour a week. In addition to thisnumber the Medical office has underits special supervision 31 under¬weights and 12 overweights.“Weight can be largely controlledby diet, when no serious disease ispresent in an individual. In her sixclasse s Miss Vail is teaching the val¬ue of quantitative and qualitativediets,” Dr. Marie Ortmayer, MedicalAdviser to women, asserts. “Theimmediate individual and practicalobject of the classes, augmented bythe conferences these students holdw’ith the Medical Advisers of Wom¬en, is that the students gain or loseweight as desired. The social objectof the nutrition work is that thewomen gain a* scientific knowledgeof diet, which can be of use to themin their contacts with others afterleaving college.” COURSE REVIEWSProf. Nelson’s Classes Popu¬lar; Develope “Line”“Are you a convincing talker?“Do you fear a public appearance?“Can you stand on your hind legsand talk and think at the same time?Setid for our .... etc. ..”But Prof. B. G. Nelson’s PublicSpeaking classes need no such pub¬licity or advertising to draw the stu¬dents. Students with priority regis¬tration are about the only ones everadmitted to the select group of fortythat compose the public speakingclass, English 116.The modern age demands that thewould-be polished man have a “line.”This is the day of effective speech.Whether you intend to deliver phil-lipics in the Senate House or sellsafety pins in a house-to-house can¬vas, you’ve got to know* how toexpress yourself if you intend tostay in the running at all. PublicSpeaking 116 aims to give you theseprinciples of forceful address with¬out the grandiloquent gestures ofa soap-box orator. It teaches oneto think, act, and speak at the sametime.Prof. Nelson, who is in charge ofthe course, is a speaker of greatnote. His public readings are alwayswell attended and often in the sum¬mer quarter he instructs other teach¬ers in the rudiments of effectivespeech.It’s a wonderfully instructivecourse, but its privileges are enjoy¬ed by only a few. An extension ofthis course is certainly in demand. By George Leo GruskinIt's strange how things are neverpure....Each blackness has its spot of white,And sorrows must with joys endureThe wrong that’s found in everyright.For even oranges have their rind,The sour part we throw aside. . . ..4 garden beautifully designedIs but a nook where insects hide.Perfection is a hopeless goal...Our dreams in life will never be;.4 part, perhaps, but not the whole. .The rest is an infinity.Off the ShelfBy Janet Voss“The Kays” by Margaret Delandmay be a popular success. It is ofthe stuff of which popular successesare made in its presentation of a fa¬miliar plot, that of marital relations.But surely Margaret Deland is tooshrewd a woman to expect us to takethis moralized novel seriously.Scotland Yard still figures largelyin the life of the detective story. Itcertainly plays its part in “FalseFaces” by Sydney Harler. It is thestory of an American inventive gen-ious who has business with the Brit¬ish government, and it is dear oldScotland Yard who protects our stur¬dy young hero from a heterogenouscollection of scoundrelly Bolshevists.Everybody uses all the devices of sci¬ence and moves around a great dealto a more or less purposeless end.But, at least, again deah England issaved. FUNDAMENTALISTSBAND TO SUPPORT‘BIBLE’UNIVERSITYSeek $5,000,000 For SchoolTo Honor BryanFightTo uphold the Bible!Biology, geology, and economics,absolutely free from any theories con¬flicting with the Bible, will he thestandard of the new Bryan Univer¬sity to be opened next fall at Dayton,Tennessee. Founded in memory ofWilliam Jennings Bryan, in the citymade famous by his struggle againstGodless science, the new institution ofhigher learning will exact fromfaculty a pledge that nothing so,Hir¬ing of anti-Christianity will he taughtwithin its walls.Mr. Malcom M. Lockart is at thehead of a campaign for an endow¬ment of $5,000,000. He says that thefundamentalists are backing this pro¬ject in resistenec to the science whichteaches that because certain virgin-born insects are not divine, neitheris Christ divine.They’re Looking forGibson Girls HereOld-fashioned girl, don’t you cry.You’ll be a w'ife bye and bye.Statistics compiled from question¬naires distributed at the University; of Santa Clara show that 64 percent of the gentlemn at that insti¬tution prefer the “old-fashioned girl’’. to a flapper wife.“If there’s an old-fashioned girlto be found, I’ll marry her,” statedone of the students. Another, wax¬ing warm declared, “Love knows notype. I am waiting for love.”TheUniversity of Chicago BandonVictor RecordsNo. 20427A—Our Chicago.—Wave the flag.B—Flag of Maroon.—“C” Stands for Cherised Courage.Many Other College Songs On RecordCome in and listentothe latest popular dance hits onthe new PORTABLE ORTHOPHONIC V1CTROLAHyde Park Music Shop1525 E. 53rd Street (near Lake Park)OPEN EVENINGS Fairfax 5000• Interscholastic andmermen provide Bart¬lett week-end entertain¬ment. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Cage men leave toplay second “BadgerGame.”Friday Morning February 11, 1927TEAMS OFF FOR FOREIGN FIELDSTRACK, TANKMEN STA Y FORSWIMMERS MEETSECOND BEST OFBIG TEN TEAMS f iPostpone Intra-mural Games toMake Drawings for Final PlayInterscholastic FinalsFill Afternoon’sProgram ToOver the week end two importantswimming events are scheduled forthe Maroon tank in Bartlett, Saturdayafternoon at 2:30 the finals in the An¬nual Interscholastic will be ushered in.Friday evening Chicago will be hoststo the Michigan tankmen in a contestfrom which the visitors arc predictedto emerge heavy victors. However inthe Water Polo mixup the Maroonsare practically conceded ^ victory.In the Interscholastic affair TiJdenlooks to be probable winner. How¬ever, any school with a well-roundedoutfit has a very good chance to cop,for the Conference rules will be abid¬ed by and a man will only be allowedto compete in three events. The other>chools entered are: Harrison, Senn,Oak Park, Lindblom. I.ane, Schurz,Maine, Township, Tuley, Lake View,Deerfield, Waller, Englewood, Town-ship, and Morgan Park. Lamba Chi’s Best DeltaSigs In OnlyGame SportologyBy Tom Stephenson INVADERS GYMNASTS, FENCERS, WRESTLERS,LEAVE FOR URBANA; BASKETEERSPup I SET FOR REVENGE ON BADGERSMeets ScheduledTo Be At HomeALL PURDUE INDOORSQUADS IN ACTIONLaFayette, Ind.—Purdue’s sevenindoor sports squads will all engagein Western conference competitionnext Saturday, three of them travel¬ing to foreign engagements and theremainder performing in Memorialgymnasium. Indoor fans will havean opportunity to watch the Boiler¬maker gymnasts and fencers meetOhio’s two teams in this sport, andPoach Miller’s wrestlers engageMichigan Saturday afternoon and atnight an indoor track meet will bestaged between Purdue and Indiana. ■ But one I-M basketball game wasplayed last night, for both contestingteams and officials were resting upfor the final stretch of play whichstarts Tuesday, February 15, and willend in a flash of speed March 4 atthe I-M Winter Carnival, where theUniversity champion will be chosen.The drawing for the final playis to be held Monday at 1 o’clockin the intramural office. One repre¬sentative from each team contestingin the finals will be present for hisschedule. At the same time an eli¬gibility protest between A. T. O. andPhi Kappa Sigma is to be decided,and representatives from those twoteams are to be on hand. Following ]are the teams to have representa¬tives. A tournament —Sigma Nu,Delta Upsilon, Delta Chi, Phi Gam¬ma Delta, Kappa Sigma, Delta Kap-0pa Epsilon, Alpha Thu Omega, Sig¬ma Chi, and Delta Tau Delta; Btournament—Psi Upsilon, Burtons,Phi Delta Theta, Tau Delta Phi, PhiSigma Delta and Delta Upsilon. TheMaes have already cinched the chain-«pionship of the A club league.In the only game of the eveninglambda Chi Alpha downed DeltaSigma Phi 23-11. Little basketballwas shown by either team. Mowerof the winners scored 8 points forthe winners, while Gray starred forthe losers. Lambda Chi’s win placesthem in the finals. Oh, You Must Come OverCoach McGillivray wants it knownthat local cage fans may find a verysubstitute for basketball if they willdrop around to Bartlett Tank thisevening for the Chicago-MichiganWater-Polo game. This affair is ex¬pected to be a hang-over from lastyear’s blood-battle which the Wol¬verines annexed by a small margin,followed by a protest from Chicagoconcerning the referring of the game.The protest went unheeded, and asa result some heavy rivalry existsfor tonight’s contest.* * *A* PredictedMr. Myron R. Bone,dopester forThe Big Ten Weekly, who figures outhis scores on a scientific basis pre¬dicts tomorrow’s game to be Wiscon¬sin 29, Chicago 21.He protects himself, however, withthe following: “Chicago has returnedto its upsetting ways of last seasonin basketball. The Maroons were re¬sponsible for more reversals of thestatistical dope during the 1925-26season than any other team andwere the first to disregard it thisyear.”4 0 *Crazy Over Stalling, Stalling, StallingThe brilliant slow-motion gamesput out by the Maroons last Satur¬day to upset the Hoosiers has drawnmuch comment from the sports ex¬perts.George Swift, in The Daily News,calls the style of attack used by thelocals the new “lawful” game.—Youknow—Possession is nine points ofthe law. , Next Saturday will usher in twotrack meets at Bartlett Gym of greatimportance to the parties concerned.The first and most important in theeyes of the campus is the Varsitymeet with Ohio State Saturday night.The second which is of extreme im¬portance to thirty-six competinghigh schools is the last of a seriesof three Annual InterscholasticMeets.In the latter affair there are twostrong contendei’s for the title. It ispractically impossible for any otherhigh school besides Oak Park orHyde Park to win the meet. At pres¬ent, Hyde Park is slightly in thelead but with just a little more pulland a little luck it is not by anymeans impossible that Oak Parkcannot overcome their opponentslead and beat them by li few points.The Junior meet will be held in themorning and the Senior affair in theafternoon.In the evening the Maroons willmeet Ohio state in an exchange ofathletic /prowress the outcome ofwhich is extremely doubtful. Wisconsin Means NotMuch To This Week’sMaroons So (Tumblers Due For One MoreBy Rob SternWith a whole weeks set of newbasketlors securely tucked away un¬der their bonnets and a three weeks’accumulation of the lust for revengetucked away not so securely undertheir Maroon shirts, Coach Norgren’slads take the trek to Wisconsin to¬night to take another -wallop at thefamous Badger game.In the said three weeks Wisconsinhas taken a gentle slide down into the‘fair’ run of teams while in the sametime the Maroons have had certainexperience that put them up at the topof that level. And only one efforthas been made to sand the fatal Wis¬consin slide — that effort resultingonly in the changing of Kowalcyzkfrom a mediocre center into just arather competent guard.Norgren’s revamped team will un¬doubtedly puzzle Barnum and his co¬guard considerably for Gist, Sackett,and Farwcll have well been called thetree wild-eyed basketeers, while Mc¬Donough and Hoerger are increasinglyefficient on their center floor bom¬bardment. Win OthersIt Out FightIn the triple invasion of Urbananext Saturday, Chicago seems due towin one meet, lose another, with thethird a tossup. The Illini have butan outside chance to defeat the power¬ful Chicago gym squad which has acovetous eye on the championship.Such men as Capt. Davidson, Flexner,Nelson, and McRoy are going to behard to beat.Illinois is justly proud of its wrestl¬ing team which has championshippossibilities. Against the Maroonlineup of Capt. Krogh, Fishman, Sack-er, Greene, Semmerling, Stone, andProudfoot, the Illini will present aformidible array. Geis, last year’scaptain, Fumes, and Shively, All-American guard, are practically cer¬tain of firsts. The ineligibility ofKurtz, last year’s luminary, is a blowto Chicago’s hopes.The relative strength of the twofencing teams is unknown though Illi¬nois is expected to present its usual 4strong team. The meet will not affectthe Conference title.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9'\h*v2um. GaacauL.VAUDEVILLE^tND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday fit ThursdayBARGAIN |\ A 11 \/MATINEES UAI LT ADULTS30^JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR IVENIN6 BLACKSTONEMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People on the Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cFhe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. De Luxe MatineesAt a Bargain PriceThe same brilliant performance shown nightlyat The Piccadilly can be seen week day after¬noons at a special bargain matinee price until 6P. M. Children under 12 only 15c. Doors openat 1:30 week days; show continuous from 2.Feature PhotoplaysGala Stage SpecialtiesAlbert Short’s Symphony OrchestraThe Oriole Orchestra With Russo and Fiorito Bring Your Valentineto Dance attEift SllarkljamkThERE is no more fitting way to celebrateSt. Valentine’s Day than to Dine and Dance atSlarkljauik. Our regular weekday cover chargeof 50 cents will be retained and there will be beau¬tiful Souvenirs for the ladies. For a real good timecome and dance to the rollicking music of thosesyncopating wonders—COON-SANDERSORIGINALNIGHT-HAWKSDancing from 6:00 p. m. to 1:30 a. m.Saturdays ’till 2:30Souvenirs to Ladies every Sunday after 9:30MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009Calls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden e Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co, of Ill. „ Franklin 3110 K; •.VS&ViV. • A.’M’No Cover Charge at DinnerAfter 9:30 p. m. 50c Week Days$1.00 Saturdays and Sundays VV v*-► :; V-; <9(She SUatkhmukOn Wa.Da.sli at I^andolpTiPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY II, 1927VdiisflePASSIONThat smeary stain across my heart?I picked a bunch of purple grapesFull ripe and heavy with sweet wine,And over-eager to taste of the fruit,I crushed them greedily against myheartSo that the red liquid oozed, out,And trickled down my trobbingbreast.—LachesisPROF. Luckenbill of the OrientalInstitute is compiling an Assyriandictionary, “We Have,” he says“about 4,500 cards dealing with theword ‘in’, so that shall be familiarwith all of its uses in the languages.”But say, Prof. Luckenbill, just waituntil you get to that word, ‘be¬cause’ !What! Another?Terrible Turk:Heh! Heh! And who am I? .—The Black Knight displayed in Mandel cloister, lookmore like women than ever before.—GyneolartristsREALLY1 am not lying—I do love you.What? You thought I smiled on Lew,Sure, I wear Gene’s pinAnd I drink Stan’s gin?And 1 date with Ted and Jimmy, too.But I’m not lying—I do love you.You don’t believe me, for though it’strue1 write to Hank,And dream of Frank;I’m not lying—I love you, too.—SisUh Huh, Some Dates!Turk:I’m on a diet and yon can’t eatsweet stuffs. Aren’t there any oth- jer packages for me at the office? |—Marjolaine And we’ve got cigarettes and we canget telephone calls free by monkey¬ing with the box. You ought to dropin some time.—TERRIBLE TURKCHANGE OPEN HOUROF IDA NOYES POOLTarpon club members and allwomen swimmers have been inform¬ed that Open Hour has been changedfrom the noon hour to 4 to 5 onFriday. The change was made as amatter of convenience.CABARETFour fools dancing . .The other fools are too drunk todance..Ice clinking in glasses. .Four Fools drinking white death inpale dry. .Then the traveling man whispers aLady Fool.“Shush! Shush 1 Shush! Shush!”It is the evening sea murmuring alullaby to the sleepy sandsNo, only a drummer’s trick.More ale . . more ice....Heavy lidsVeiled eyesHands On silk stockings“Tut, tut, Papa, tut, tut!”Four Fools sitting at a table.—TeedoWell, Strike Me Blind!Turk:So I sez to the gy that gimmeetha stuff: lissen yu dern bootleggeri don mind drinkin the dam junk-i-sez-but ya shur ez hell gotta pay ferfixin my hunka tin. Waddyo meen(he tellz me) i ain payin fer no carthat i didn bust personal, well danjyer ornery carrcus dincha tell meit was good fer warmin-up. wat uv ithe sez? well I tryd it wen that thur-mometer was twenty beelow andnow i gotta get me a new carbrater-i sez.Omars Khayyam“Kill Frosh Board”—announce¬ment in Maroon. Well, it’s a nicestart. «Like They Were Born To the PartsDear Turk:Gosh, these actors who are to per¬form Friday and Saturday nights,and whose pictures are now being And Marjie, we’ve got the nicestboys in the Maroon office for you tomeet. There’s handsome Walt, anddainty Milt, and haughty George,and smiling Al, and dimpled Len. CLASSIFIEDFOR SALE—Tuxedo. Size 38.Good condition. Reasonable. CallNormal 0226.FOR SALE—Tuxedo, size 36 or37, $25. Apt. 104, 5728 BlackstoneAve., after 4:30 p. m.TO RENT—Beautifully furnished3-room apt. on Blackstone Ave., fce-Wbatl—a data and do car?Rant • Saunders Coupe. Yourswhlls you drive It. Costs lessthan tasi. Go any whers—stayas long as you like. Fer Con¬certs, Parties, Picnics sr Owt-ef-Town Trips' Open erClosed CaretSAUNDERS SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd StPhone H. P. 210C[Drive It YourselSYSTEM ML dtvssecL gentlemen^acknowledge, the preeminence.I oj Stetsoil smartnessand. appreciate theeconomies of Stetson,qualitySight to„ oForty DollarsWrite for Initresting BookletPie STETSON HAT in LITERATURE'John B Stetson Company. VhilaJetptnaSTETSON HATSStyledJoryoung JtCen tween 57th and the Midway. Silver,linen, dishes, etc. $75 if taken im¬mediately. Phone Dorchester 9161,after 1 p. m., today.FOR SALE—Tuxedo. Size 36 or37. $25. Apt. 104, 5728 BlackstoneAve., after 4:30 p. m.TO RENT—Beautifully furnished3-room apt. on Blackstone Ave., between 57th St. and the Midway. Sil¬ver, linen, dishes, etc., $75, if takenimmediately. Phone Dor. 9161, after6 p. m. today or after 1 p. m. Fri¬day.WANTED: Young men. neat ap¬pearance for Saturday and Sundaywork. Apply Charles Ringer and Co. 2926 East 79th St. Mr. S. V. Rank-slay.WANTED—University student toaccompany small boy to school from8149 Eberhart Ave. at 8:15 A. M. toarrive at school, 5449 Hyde Park Blvd.at 9 A. M. every day except Saturdayand Sunday. Call Mrs. Kennedy atPLEASE RETURN—Trumpet bor¬rowed from Alpha Sig House withoutpermission. G. K. Koehn.LOST—A white patent knife withscissors, in the Daily Maroon officeThursday last. Return to Business| Department. Reward.A new, live Hyde Park publication\ wants a college student to solicit adson a part time liberal commissionbasis. Territory in University neigh¬borhood. Call Miss Evans, Wabash5936.GRADUATE Student—Native Ger¬man gives Private German instruction5659 Woodlawn Ave., C. Rautzen-berg. Phone Midway 6215.LOST—Small black notebook. Re¬ward. L. Kramer, 5749 Woodlawn AvStewart 5263.LOST —Sunday, between Kinibarkand University Avenue, on 57th StSmall black note book. Very import¬ant. Reward. Phone Dor. 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