Bring your Promstubs to the DailyMaroon office to¬day. ®f)e Bail? Jfllaroon Twenty-two havetossed their hatsin the ring forCouncil jobs.Vol. 27. No. 77. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1927WHAT of IT?WSBQS&, MORGENSTEfyNProspects for a winning water poloteam, if anybody cares to know, arebright this year. The boys have peltedthemselves to victory over Wisconsinr..d Indiana in the two battles so far.The Indiana game Saturday marked anew epoch in the history of waterpolo, always up till then a game char¬acterized by strict decorum all around.It seems that Indiana (the game wasdown at Bloomington) didn’t have aregulation goal for the boys to slugthe ball at. It was too big—extendedtoo far above the surface of the waterto be strictly Marquis of Queensbury(the code under which the noble gameis played). So, to right matters, theboys got together before the conflictand nailed a wooden bar across thegoal at the point where the top of itshould legally have been in the firstplace. The boys then proceeded withthe business in hand. The Maroons,with a remarkable conservation of en¬ergy, soon took a lead of six goals orso. The half ended with the countvery much in favor of Chicago, andthe boys went in to rest. Cominghack refreshed after the breathingspell, one Rittenhouse of the Maroonscut loose with a terrific peg at theIndiana goal. The soggy polo ballhit the wavering bar that had beennailed up squarely, and down it came.There being nothing in the rules tocover the point, the boys agreed tohave an end to things, and went am¬icably down to the Greek’s at thecorner after the battle to bolt down asteak or so after the night’s work.Even water polo has its romance.* * * *It used to be a principle of TheMaroon to print the names of the boyswho had distinguished themselves inthe field of scholastic efideavor at theend of every quarter. The list neverran very great length, but when it didcome out one was able to tell if theboys who carried the big black briefcases and wore big rubber-tired spec¬tacles aqd sat down in the first rowgot anything out of life to compen¬sate them for figurative hair shirtsthey had on. The 3-A men becameknown when the list was out, andserved as objects of observation fordays to come. If one got into a classwith too many of them, he engagedin the politic procedure of droppingthe course. The practice of The Ma¬roon was, as you can see, a benefit allaround. It at once decked the grindsout with wreaths of bay leaves, amimarked the men for the average col¬legian to avoid when he picked hisclasses. But the idea of printing theintellectuals’ names came upon badtimes. It was attacked by fellowswho had had difficulty in getting theirnecessary six grade points, on theground that it served to bring undueand undemocratic notice upon the un¬shorn few, while leaving the rest ofthe mob out in the cold—or some in¬ane argument like that. I point outthe fact that there never was any ade¬quate case against printing the 3-Amen. It’s time the ancient custom isrevived. But then—some of us boyswho are agitating the reinstitution ofthe thing may never come throughagain....* * * *This column has considered theHonor Commission before. It has ar¬rived at the conclusion that, in itspresent capacity, the commission isn’tone of honor at all, but rather is apunitive body. The honor schemepracticed at the University of Vir¬ginia seems to us (we are editorialtoday) to be a bit closer to the realspirit that the commission should seekto instill in the student body here. AtVirginia, if a student sees someonecribbing in exams, he stops work,taps thrice on his desk, and everyonedrops whatever he is doing. Then ev¬erybody sits about while the guiltyparty walks out of the room. A good■dea, but—what if the whole roomwalks out, or, worse yet, nobody does?I here’s always a snag somewhere inthese honor schemes. MIRROR LYRICSGO ON AIR OVERWMAQ TONIGHTLow, McGann, HartfordFeature Song Hitsof ProductionTuneful lyrics from the repertoireof The Mirror production “Here WeAre,” to be presented Friday and Sat¬urday evenings in Leon Mandel hallwill be broadcast tonight between9:30 and 10 from station WMAQ.Songs BroadcastRehearsals of songs from the pro¬duction have been going on under thedirection of Mack Evans, choir lead¬er and organist. Those to be broad¬cast consist of a duet, Fred Von Am¬mon’s composition, “Nothing To BeBlue About Blues,” words by Mar¬garet Carr, sung by Marian McGannand Dorothy Hartford. Dorothy Lowwill sing a waltz solo, “Chimes,” byRuth McNeil and Edith Heal.“Helen of Troy”A satirical lyric from one of thescenes, “Helen of Troy,” composed byMrs. Henry D. Sulzer, alumna, withwords by Sterling North of local fame,will be sung by Dorothy Hartford.The finale of the first act, "The Slick¬er” chorus by the whole company willcomplete the broadcasting program.A nine piece orchestra consisting ofcampus and off-campus members is atpresent rehearsing the lyricsof the production under the directionof Clyde Keutzer. So They BlameIt All On UsSock!—the college students.They are partly responsible forthe physical and mental deterio¬ration of the human stock, accord¬ing to Dr. Elliott R. Downing. .If one grants that the collegegraduates represent the “cream ofsociety” their failure to reproduceand perpetuate their kind is alarm¬ing. Graduates of Smith and BrynMawr have only an average of 7-10of a child per graduate, while Yaleand Harvard men have one and ahalf children per graduate. Lowetstratas of society reproduce at amuch higher rate.MILCHRIST DIES;ILL THREE DAYSHurried Acute AppendicitisOperation ResponsibleFRITZ PANETH GIVESRADIOACTIVITY TALKBerlin Chemist Lectures InKent Friday at 8Professor Fritz Paneth of the Chem¬ical Institute of the University ofBerlin will lecture on “The Radio¬active Elements as Indicators,” inKent ampitheatre on Friday evening,February 11.Mr. Paneth, who is also a visitingprofessor at Cornell University duringthe current year is widely known inall phases of radioactivity. One of hismost interesting recent experimentsconcerns the possible transformationof hydrogen into helium, in the pres¬ence of the metal palladium.Studets in chemistry and physics aswell as any other students or visitorsinterested in Dr. Paneth’s theory ofradioactivity have been invited to at¬tend.WHAT’S WRONG WITHMODERN EDUCATION?In an open meeting of Federation,tonight at 7, women students will tryto discover, “What Is Wrong WithOur Education?”Minor questions on this topic to bediscussed are "Present Day Suicidesas a Result of Education,” “Is Edu¬cation Too Cut and Dried?” and ‘ DoStudents Need More Inspiration andLess Prosaic Work?”SUICIDE LIST GROWSAnother suicide has increased thetotal to six with the announcementof the self-imposed death of J. Mor¬gan Derr, Jr., Rochester, New York.Derr, a sophomore at the Universityof Rochester and student at the East¬man School of Music, was a classmate,fraternity brother, and chum of Rig¬by Wile, 16, who killed himself at hishome in New York on January 2,while on his Christmas vacation.Unlike Wile, however, who foundlife “futile and barren,” illness wasgiven as the cause of Derr’s action. After a three days’ illness, follow¬ing a hurried operation for appendici¬tis, Frank Milchrist, one of the bestknown members of the freshman class,died suddenly Sunday night.The death came as a great shock tothe members -of the Psi Upsilon frat¬ernity, who had visited him that af¬ternoon and found him feeling muchimproved. Although, Milchrist hadjust entered the pre-initiation periodwhen he was stricken, he had not beensubjected to any physical strain ofany kind which might have brought onthe attack. The fraternity brothershad visited him Sunday to confer thepin and membership upon him.His parents, Mr. and Mrs. FrankMilchrist, reside at 4746 KenwoodAvenue. Services will be held at 2:30today at St. Paul’s Church at 50thand Dorchester Avenue. PROM CHAIRMENDEMAND TICKETS,MONEY' NAMESSet Wednesday AfternoonAs Deadline ForProgram StubsAll unsold tickets, money and pro¬gram stubs for the Washington Prom¬enade must be brought to The DailyMaroon office by tomorrow evening,the Prom committee announced to¬day. This action was taken in con¬sequence of the unprecedented sale oftickets.The Prom Program goes to presstomorrow night and unless all stubsare placed in the Maroon office boxinscribed with the names of the cou¬ples, the list of those attending willnot be complete.Unsold tickets and the money forthe other bids must be turned in bytomorrow afternoon to permit re-dis¬tribution and sale of the remainingtickets. Many organizations have ap¬plied for additional tickets and so it isnecessary to call in all tickets that arenot paid for by tomorrow.Announcement of the second or-chestia for the dance will be madeFriday.The majority of the fraternitieshave reported that all their ticketsare sold and many have applied formore. The supply of tickets for non¬fraternity men was exhausted shortlyafter the opening of the sale.Invite Faculty toArt Club DinnerEighty-five tickets for the annualArt club dinner, given in honor ofthe faculty of the Art department willgo on sale today.The dinner will be held Wednesday,February 16 at 6 in the sun parlor ofIda Noyes hall, and will be attendedby members of the club and theirfriends.Tickets may be obtained from HelenScott, chairman of tfie committee,Katherine McCabe, Anne Van Nice,Elizabeth Bryan, Jeannette Smith,Priscille Kellogg or from AntoinetteForrester in Classics 16.Frosh Forum GetsBack To Old Speed“Newspapers today are salaciousand spread murder and crime,” ac¬cording to Harriet Hathaway, whopresented statistics to prove herstatements when she spoke to theFreshman Forum yesterday duringdebate team tryouts.“The newspaper is parent, school,pulpit, theatre, example, counsellor, allin one,” countered Don Rosenthal indefense of the modern journal.He pointed to statements of Wen¬dell Phillips, W. T. Stead and Aleusde Toqueville, all of whom stronglysupported the press and its principles.Annual Sets GroupPhotograph DeadlineCamp"s organizations who intendto have their cuts in the 1927 Cap andGown must have their pictures takenduring the last week of February,according to Robert Scholz, editor.The photographer will be on campusonly this cue week. Organizationsmust make appointments immediatelyby calling the Cap and Gown offices. FIESTA PRIZES TOBROWN AND HORNFlower Wristlet and Gay’Kerchief, PrizesFlowers entwined in a wristlet anda handkerchief of gaily-colored silkwere the tokens of honor presented toElva Brown and John Horn, chosenas the most charming Senorita andthe most handsome Senor at the Span¬ish Fiesta held last Friday evening inthe theatre of Ida Noyes hall.The Senorita is a student at theUniversity, the Caballero an art stu¬dent. They both wore the native Cas¬tilian costume. The somber black at¬tire of Miss Brown was contrastedby the bright sash and handkerchiefhead dress worn by Mr. Horn.The fiesta is an annual affair of theSpanish Club. The costumery is al¬ways Spanish in theme. This year’sparty was one of the most success-flu in years, according to its leaders,and was attended by a record crowd.The idea was used in the gala nightin the Settlement campaign two yearsago. Waste SleeplessNights On ExamsExaminations are a waste oftime.That 27,000 sleepless nights and$442.50 were spent during exam¬ination week, is the discovery of areporter in the George Washingtondaily. Professors spend incalcu-able time in thinking up questionsand the total mileage in writingwas discovered to be 3,928 4-7miles. The faculty indicates that ifall the foolish answers, bluffs andstalls were added and placed in astraight line, they would reachfrom the earth to the moon. UNPRECEDENTEDNUMBER TO SEEKCOUNCIL POSTSBennett Expects New Selec¬tion System To AidCouncilGLEE MEN MEETFOR INITIAL TRIALMack Evans To Direct MaleSong BirdsUnder the direction of choir-direc¬tor Mack Evans, the reorganizedmen’s glee club will meet today forthe first time. Mr. Evans has consent¬ed to direct the organization which isto meet twice weekly and for wh'chhigh hopes are held by the new foun¬ders.Such a singing group as that of Har¬vard is the ambition of the new club.It has been defunct for over a yearand has only recently been revivedthrough the efforts of a group of stu¬dents.The Glee Club was recently de¬clared officially dead by Universityauthorities, when they passed deci¬sions on seven inactive clubs. Campussentiment pointed to a desire for areorganization of the songsters andMr. Evans readily agreed to sponsorits rebirth.GRAD JOURNALISTTELLS OF TRAVELS\Showing the “women’s life and thefamily life” in Japan, China. Hawaiii,and the Philippine Islands. Miss Eliz¬abeth Walker ’20, will tell of her re¬ceipt travels in these countries at ameeting of the Young Women’s clubof Bryn Mawr community house, to¬morrow at 3 at 7000 Jeffery Avenue.Miss Walker, a Press Representa¬tive will also describe the present poli¬tical situation in the Philippines.HAIL! WEARY WILLIESTo those who contemplate suicide.“Come and get a few consoling lastwords from me,” advised Dr. J. Har¬lan Bretz, associate professor of geol¬ogy.“I know that college men and wom¬en just love to be in style and with therecent orgy of student suicides, everycaution possible must be taken,” an¬nounced Dr. Bretz. Conduct VespersIn Bond ChapelStudent Vesper Services will be in¬troduced to the University for thefirst time at 4:30 on Wednesday, Feb.9. In response to a long felt need thereligious organizations are co-operat¬ing to conduct a weekly service in thenew Joseph Bond Chapel. Dp. FredEastman has been procured to leadthe weekly devotional services aschaplain and Miss Emma Fleer willact as organist. Dr. Eastman willspeak Wednesday on “A Student’sReligious Needs.”Settlement FounderSpeaks On CampusMiss Mary McDowell, founder ofthe University Settlement will be thespeaker at the Westminster club’s firstmeeting of the Winter quarter. A so¬cial hour will follow the talk. Thenew members who joined at the an¬nual banquet are especially asked tobe present.Miss McDowell recalls the dayswhen the Settlement was conceived.She tells of the dance given in Bart¬lett gym to raise money to pay a coalbill, and the later developments, clu-minating in the week of campaigningwhich characterized the charity activ¬ity of 1927. Miss McDowell has beenan important factor in the brighten¬ing of social life “back of the yards.” The unprecedented number of twen¬ty-two names have been handed toWendell Bennett, president of the Un¬dergraduate council, as candidates forthe four Junior positions on the coun¬cil. The number is laid to the stim¬ulus afforded by the new system inau¬gurated this quarter by the council.The following thirteen have an¬nounced themselves as candidates forthe two positions open to the men:Kyle Anderson, Holmes Boynton,John Cusack, Henry Dunham, JamesFlexner, Wilfred Heitman, Carl Hen-rikson, Arnold Johnson Edgar KoretzRobert Madison, Robert Massey, An¬drew and Frederick Von Ammon.Nine Women Enter RaceThe nine women who are to com¬pete for the other two positions areRuth • Geisman, Gertrude Holmes,Helen King, Eloise Kresse, DorothyLow, Marion Plimpton, DartnelTrine, Eleanor Wilkins and MarjorieVan Seuten.The candidates must serve a sixweek term of preparation before theircandidacy will be recognized. Thepreparation consists of attendance attwo Council meetings and service onthe various committees which carry •forward the Council’s projects. At theend of the term, the Council acceptsor rejects the candidate’s petition thathe be placed on the ballot, accordingto the qualifications he has displayedduring the preparatory Work.List BenefitsOne result of the system has alreadybeen shown an unusual number ofcandidates. Other reasons have beengiven for its adoption. Some of themost prominent of these are:1—A better Council will be giventhe campus by weeding out the medi¬ocre and unfit.—Those who eventually get electedwill have had six weeks of valuableexperience in handling the work forwhich they later will be solely re¬sponsible.3—The Council itself will get morework done, since the candidates willbe expected to add their own origin¬ality to the work.This is the first year the Under¬graduate Council have attempted touse a “merit” system for elections.“We have inaugurated this system tofurther the activities of the council.We will be in a position to recom¬mend those candidates who have theability and the ambition to carry onthe functions of the undergraduatecouncil,” said Wendell Bennett.If the “merit” system is thoroughlysatisfactory it shall become a perman¬ent order of the Council.Move To EliminateCompulsory ChapelA movement against compulsorychurch attendance has been started bystudents of Amherst college.At present the faculty is consider¬ing the matter. If the decision is infavor of the students, it will markanother victory for college petitions inthe last year. INDIANAPOLIS RABBITALKS ON JUDAISM. “Judaism in the Light of CurrentPhilosophers” is the ^ title of a talkto be given by Rabbi Morris M.Feuerlicht, from Indianapolis, Indi¬ana, tomorrow night at 7:30 in Har¬per Assembly room. Members of theclub for Jewish students who are incharge of the meeting ,urge the stu¬dents and faculty to attend the lecture.FROSH TO DEBATEHarriet Hathaway, Don Rosenthaland Gene Weafer were selected to rep¬resent the Freshman class in debating,following a competitive speaking trial,yesterday afternoon at a meeting ofthe Freshman Forum in Cobb hall.Eight Freshmen discussed the ques¬tion “Resolved: that the Americannewspapers on the whole exert aharmful influence on the community.”The subject is to be debated by thenewly selected team, when they meetIowa Freshmen, March 7.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1927Saflg UtarmmFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,fflnter and Spring Quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:U.GO per year; by mail. {1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.ISOfl. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Frees AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe . . .Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTWhistle EditorLiterary EditorTom Stephenson.— Sports EditorAl Widdi field— . .News EditorMadge Child .. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moas.—Betty McGeeRobert SternVictor Rote rue Junior EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports Editor..Day EditorH J, Green Day EditorMilton Mayer....— Day Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTGeorge Morgens tern.Kathryn Sandmerer—Harriett Harris .. Sophomore Editor. .Sophomore Editor Charles J. Harris_...Eldred L. Nett baserFred Kretschmer.Robert MasseyRalph Stitt . „.Robert Fiwhee _Joseph Klitzner ....Robert KleinMyron Fill rathJack McBrady.Wallace Nelson Advertising ManagerAdvertising ManagerCirculation Manage*--AuditorClassified Adv. Mgr.Sophomore Assistant— Junior Assistant-....Sophomore AssistantSophomore Assistant— Sophomore Assistant—Sophomore AssistantALMOST HEREMIRROR'S SECOND ANNUAL SHOW is scheduled for this™ week’s amusement calendar. So farther only thing that wehaven’t been able to eulogize about is the title of the women’sproduction. Otherwise it bears the bud of a truly enterprisingproduction.The women are a representative University group; the manu¬script has been written by several generally acknowledged literaryhighlights in these circles;—or quadrangles; the singing anddancing is being coached by a man of skill.Friday night, we shall occupy our seat with a bit of satisfac¬tion. Before the show we shall be satisfied because we have beenable to secure a ticket and after the show we shall have the satis¬faction of having seen a capable production.Our experience with the directors encourages us to believethat these productions will soon approach the quality of the famedBlackfriar fests. After the week end is over, the second showwill be over, and Mirror will have secured its new place in Uni¬versity life.NAUGHTYPEELING IN NEED of an education, and consequently desiring* money to pay tuition fees, a young lady of South Dakota re¬cently attempted to rob a bank in the hours of the morning.Truly, this girl had a worthy motive, although we hope thather example will not be followed. For to desire an education sobadly that one will steal to get it is an approach to the spirit whichhas given the human race all its knowledge. Mind you, we don’tsay that it is the spirit, but it may easily be a manifestation of it.In the Middle Ages many scholars were supported by charity.Nowadays well-intentioned relatives support them or else theydo it themselves. This North Dakota girl apparently contemplat¬ed a reversion to the medieval system, and being, it seems, anardent individual, she took the lead in the new movement.We like the sort of intellectual enthusiasm which this girldisplayed; we wish for more of it. But the movement which shemight start can hardly hope for our favor . The methods itsleader took can hardly be praised. If she had confined herself tothe press and the platform preaching public support of students,things would have been different, but “direct action” is inexcus¬able. In fact, full consideration leads us to believe that the girlin question was foolish, misguided, or in ordii.ary parlance,naughty. :; ;h, In BriefBy Dexter W. Masters*The house of bishops in Englandpublished the results of twenty yearslabor yesterday when it presented itsproposals for revision of the commonprayer book. The bishops made itclear at the outset that their proposalswere purely permissive and dependedon the good will of the people as towhether they should be used or not.And if they should be accepted, boththe old forms and the new will beavailable and allowable.One of the proposed revisions wasthe striking of the word “obey” fromthe Church of England marriageservice, and to balance the ceremony,the word “endow” is to be eliminatedfrom the man’s side with the word“share” substituted.All of the proposals advanced, andthey were all remonstrated againstby Protestants a few' weeks ago, areto be considered and debated untilFebruary 22 when final judgment willbe passed on them. At their facevalue, they are at least indicative ofthe trend of the times and, if recentagitation over the “obey” part of thewedding ceremony means anything,that one proposition ought to carrythem all. CLASSIFIEDA new, live Hyde Park publicationwants a college student to solicit adson a part time liberal commissionbasis. Territory in University neigh¬borhood. Call Miss Evans, Wabash5936.LOST—A white patent knife withscissors, in the Daily Maroon officeThursday last. Return to BusinessDepartment. Reward.GRADUATE Student—Native Ger¬man gives Private German instruction.5659 Woodlawn Ave., C. Rautzen-berg. Phone Midway 6215.LOST —Sunday, between Kimbarkand University Avenue, on 57th St.Small black note book. Very import¬ant. ’Reward. Phone Dor. 9897, eve¬nings.20% FLUNK!20 per cent of students were droppedlast year because of poor scholarship. N.Y. U. had the highest mortality with 30per cent—Yale the lowest with 12 per cent.Misdirected effort is responsible for thiscondition. Overcome it I Don’t wasteso many hours taking notes in longhand.Use the A. B. C. shorthand system, basedon Prof. E. L. Thorndike's FoundationVocabularly.Easy to learn, written with A. B. C’s.not a strange symbol, mastered in aboutone week—enables you to take notes 3times as fast—a great asset for scholasticsuccess. 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Just Received!MORE BOOKSfor theSpecial Febuary SaleFictionandBooks of General InterestNo — you’re not through buying yetat theThe U. of C.Bookstore5802 Ellb HallIf you know any old dodo who still doteson the idea that mastering a pipe meansweeks of rough wrestlin’... a bitter strug'gle and not much sport after all... playhim this record—it’ll be melodious musicto his eardrums:Licking a pipe into shape is today themost popular of all pastimes. GrangerRough Cut is making pipe'smokirtg thegreat American sport. 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The Daily SPORTS Maroon Chicago takes a steptoward the head of thecage list.| Tuesday Morning February 8, 1927MAROON TEAMS FACE BUSY SATURDAYbadgers playIRISH TONIGHT;MAROONS NEXTNotre Dame Out For Mid-West HonorsAgainNotre Dame who last year emergedfrom basketball competition as prob¬ably the best team in the mid-westand who is striving successfully toretain that distinction again this sea¬son. will pay Wisconsin her annualvisit there Tuesday night and attemptto drop the Badgers on their ownfloor.Coach George Keegan’s South Bendbasketeers have only felt the sting ofdefeat once this season, and that atthe hands of Franklin College, thesame team that played havoc withWisconsin when the Cardinal inaugur¬ated her season.During the past week Coach Mean-well has been- driving his pupils attop speed for the Notre Dame clash,and from present indications the Hoo-sier quintet will be forced to play itstrump cards against the Badgers Tues¬day night.Andrews and Behr, the Rockfordtwins, arc performing in the samestartling fashion at the forward postsas in past games this season. HankKowalcyzk “Doc” Meanwell’s starcenter, has sharpened his eye for thehoop, and can be relied upon to dohis share for Wisconsin in the fieldof defense.Capt. Rollie Barnum will occupy hisregular position under the NotreDame basket, but instead of being ac¬companied by Ralph Merkle, whograduated this month, he is likely tobe pitted with Hotchkiss to thwart theterrific Hoosier advance.A quartet of forwards has been as¬signed by Coach Keogan to keep theNotre Dame score column rotating—Jachym, Crowe, McNally and Bray.Nyjkos and Coleric are cited to getthe tip-offs against Wisconsin andConroy and Dahnian are to have sen¬try duty for the Fighting Irish heroTuesday night.Frosh, Seniors WinFirst Cage GamesSenior and freshman teams camenut ahead in the first games of thewomen’s basketball series. The senior-sophomore game was characterizedbv slow dazed work during most ofthe game. Most of the scoring tookplace in the first half when the scorewas 14-9, the seniors leading. Towardthe end of the second half the gamepicked up speed and the result was a20-10 victory for the upperclassmen.Che freshmen, playing with goodteam work in their first competitivegame, scored a 16-10 lead over thejuniors. Short passes marked the ju¬niors’ play. Anna Kostka was theoutstanding player for the frosh, con¬sistently feeding the forwards for theirscoring.AN INVITATIONis extended to ml] Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON'S TEA SHOPdelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET•ERNST-R0□1LfV•5aO9•!-1flRPER•/WE•PHQND w>E:-pmK 62a2••flKffi^Pf1ar()GRflPf1H\•Ludt Gopher Puck StarsRehearse At 7 A. M.In an effort to find suitable icefor their work-outs, the Minne¬sota hockeyists under the ordersof Coach Iverson inaugurated anew' plan of practicing at 7 o’clockin the mornings. Regular practiceis necessary as the Notre Damestick-handlers are to play a two-game series with the Gophers.SportologyBy Tom StephensonGame TalkReferee Feezle, imthe dressing roomafter the game, said that thf Maroonteam as it played Saturday looked tohim the best in the conference. Ofcourse, that’s no news to us, but wehaven't seen all of the other teamsplay. Mr. Feezle has.May the team continue to play as Itplayed Saturday, for as Mr. Feezleadded, “It’s a good team that hasno off nights."* * *If the Maroons have another “onnight” this Saturday they should showwell against the Badgers at Madison.Since that hectic overtime battleplayed here and dropped by a 33 to30 score, the Wisconsin team has losta valuable player in Captain Merkle,graduated. It is believed by many thatthe similar fate met by Indiana, whichalso lost a star player (Jack Winston)between games played with the locals,was the cause for the “upset” lastSaturday evening. Merkle was an im¬portant factor in the Badger gamehere and should he missed as muchas Winston was by the Hoosiers.* * *Captain Sackett of the Maroons, andFrank Sibley, center on the Indianateam, met in the showers after thegame to congratulate and he congrat¬ulated. Hank and Frank were form¬er team-mates at Emerson HighSchool, Gary, Indiana, where ElmerLampe, ex-Maroon grid star is now-coaching. ,“Sorry to do it,” said Hank, “butit had to be done.”“I understand,” said Frank, “nicegame, Hank, and it’s going to go hardon our conference standing. If youreally are sorry, Hank, about the bestthing you can do to make up for it isto go out and trim Wisconsin, Mich¬igan and Purdue and thereby helpIndiana in the title race.”“We’ll do it,” said Hank. Hank’sDad is a graduate of Indiana.* * *You have probably noted the proand con comments appearing in Har¬vey Woodruff’s “Wake" column in theChicago Tribune concerning stallingin basketball. I don’t know yet howthe majority of falls stand on the sub¬ject, but personally I can see no de-)merits, no real objectional phasesc tothis much used process of stalling.The Maroons used it Saturday n^Jonly as a defensive trick hut as a vitalpart of their offense.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - People on the Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago. Maroon Squads Get Win Streak;“4 Out of 5”Had It Last WeekTrack, Swimming, PoloOutfits Do Expected;Cagers, UnexpectedBy Tom StephensonChicago 25, Indiana 21; Chicago50 1-2, Purdue 35 1-2; /Chicago 41, In¬diana 28; Chicago 5; Indiana 0. Thesewere the scores rung up by the vic¬torious Maroon teams in basketball,track, swimming and water-polo, re¬spectively, last Saturday evening.These scores ushered in a most en¬joyable athletic week end for Maroonsport enthusiasts who have long beenpulling for a “comeback” to restoreChicago to her former high-rankingposition in the Big Ten. Coach Vor-res’ wrestlers, the remaining local out¬fit to see action, tried hard to makeunaimous for the Maroons, butwent down before the aggressiveHawkeye squad, 23 to 6.Stalling Game WorksComing somewhat as an upset, thecage victory over the title-toutedHoosier quintet was the outstandingevent of the week-end, not only inlocal circles, hut for the entire BigTen. Playing a deliberate style of gamesimilar to the one which “almost won”at Indiana the week previous, Nor-gren’s men gained slowly but surelyon the Deanmen during the last halfand finally stalled their way to a clear-cut victory.New Combination StartsThe new combination of Gist andFarwell at forwards, Sackett at center,and Hoerger and McDonough atguards proved effective with the tan¬talizing game of stalling though trail¬ing the visitors at half-time, 15 to 11.The Indiana five, used to a fast rush¬ing “give and take” style of play wasbewildered by the easy going Maroonattack.Get Lead—Hold ItIn the second half, with Zimmer¬man at forward in place of Farwell,the locals continued the same style ofplay, keeping the hall in their posses¬sion—holding the visitors to one fieldgoal—scoring frequently and thenstalling.Hoerger and Gist led the Maroonsin points, every man except CaptainSackett counting from the floor.“Hank,” however, contributed heavilywith four valuable free shots.Swim, Track Teams ShineAlthough the track and swim winsw-ere more looked for than was thecage victory, the showings made bythese fast coming squads in their in¬itial away from home engagementswere gratifying. The Staggmen tooksix firsts to the three of Purdue,thanks to Burke in the high hurdleand 440 events, Klein in the shot put,Burg in the high jump, Cusack in thehalf, and Williams in the two-mil.;.Oker was the luminary of the swimmeet, winning the 50 yd. free style,placing second in the 150 yd. back-stroke and swimming on the winningrelay team.^fl-CAGOATOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONE(S'vJphfiAmv, (Suvajudc.VAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSChaiseProgram EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEF.S DAILY A1ULTS30cJUST THE SlACt TO WNDAN AFTERNOON OR EVEWN6 SIGMA NU TO MEETDELTA UPSILON INLEAGUE TITLE GAME Wolverines To PlayAit Inter-Sectional WEEK-END WINSIn tonight’s intramural games, theB leagues will command most of theinterest. With the exception of theclass A Alpha league, the champion¬ships are already decided. Sigma Nuand D. U. will fight it out for thattitle. Several class B championshipswill be decided tonight and several ofthem should furnish plenty of excite¬ment.“B” GamesTwo of the most important, as wellas two of the closest of the gameswill be fought out by Delta Upsilonand Phi Sigma Delta on the southcourt, and Phi Delta Theta and TauDelta Phi on the center court. D. U.with an imposing string of victories isthe favorite to win their game, whichshould clinch the championship. IfD. U. wins their class B tilt, it is quitepossible that both of their teams willreach the finals.Phi De.lt and Tau Delt each havean unbroken succession of wins, andthe game will decide the title of theGamma league. Phi Delt is a slightfavorite, as they have a, succession ofimpressive wins.Another interesting game will bethe A. T. O.-Phi Kap struggle. Al¬though A. T. O. ha9 been beaten bythe Sigma Nu B team it has the edgeover Phi Kap and should win. Theother B games are Kappa Sig vs.Sigma Nu, Psi U. vs. Delta Chi, theBurtons play the Kappa Nu’s and theBetas the Plii Pis. Ann Arbor, Feb. 8.—WhileMichigan is still engaged in mid¬year examinations, the champion¬ship-pointed basketball squad re¬commenced session yesterday. Allbut two of the squad membershad completed exams by then.The Wolverines’ next set-to isan inter-sectional one with Pitts¬burgh, there, on Feb. 12.BURG EECTEDTRACK CAPTAINReplaces Burt McKinney;Is Mainstay ofSquadCOMPLETE PLANS FORU. OF M. WOMEN’S GYMAnn Arbor, Feb. 7.—Definite plansare taking shape for the new athleticbuilding for University of Michiganwomen students to he built here onPalmer field. The architects’ approvedsketches are now’ in the hands of Dr.Margaret Bell, of the women’s physi¬cal education department, for final re¬vision. This structure marks a newera in physical training for women. Itwill be constructed and paid for out offootball earnings.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SpecialtyASCHER’S FROLIC55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, Feb. 8thColleen Moore in“TWINKLETOES”Mable Normand inANYTHING ONCE’-sWednesVirginia Vain in“STAGE MADNESSNews & Comedy10th-llthAdoreeST”ofessionalThursday, Friday,Antonio Morenoin “FLABThursday NigRevueFriday Night. Big Dance RevueSaturday, Peb. 12thDouble Feature Matinee Only,George Sidney in“THE AUCTIONEER”Rin Tin Tin in■ “The Lighthouse By the Sea”Sunday, Feb. J3thMonte Blue & Patsy Ruth Millerii “WOLF’S CLOTHING”Billy Bevan in“Should Sleepwalkers Marry”Monday & Tuesday*, Feb. 14-15Mary Pickft“SPARROW Anton Burg, western conferencechampion in the high jump came intoa new honor Saturday when he waselected to the post of Captain of theUniversity track team to take theplace of Bert McKinney who resignedlast week after he had been advised byhis physician not to compete this year.Burg was last season’s most out¬standing high jumper in national com¬petition and was the most prominentfigure on the Chicago team. Comingto the university from Senn HighSchool where he had starred he devel¬oped slowly and it was not until lastyear that he cleared six feet consist¬ently. His record is impressive.In the 1926 season he won the In¬door Big Ten title, won the outdoortitle, tied for first place in the Nation¬al intercollegiate meet, and won hisevent at the Iowa and Pennsylvaniarelay carnivals. In all of these meetshe was in competition with the na¬tion’s best performers.Spring Was ThereWhen the Maroon tankmen steppedoff the train at Bloomington last Sat¬urday, they were assailed by a waveof heat that amazed them. For thelast three days, it has been 70 in theshade in the Hoosier college town. INFUSE ATHLETESWITH NEW SPIRITCagers To Madison; GymTeam, Fencers ToChampaign• Away SaturdayBasketball at Wisconsin.Gymnastics, Fencing and Wrestlingat Illinois.At Home SaturdayTrack vs. Ohio State.Track Final meet of Indoor Inter¬scholastic series.Swimming-Interscholastic.Next Saturday Feb. 12, every Ma¬roon team with the exception of theswimming squad will meet a con¬ference opponent, either here or onforeign fields. In addition to the var¬sity contests the final high-schooltrack meet and the high-school inter¬scholastic swimming meet will be heldin Bartlett.Enheartened by their victory overIndiana the basketball five journeysto Madison to try and repeat the samestunt, that of 'defeating a team whichpreviously in the season sent themdown in defeat. They go into the frayat least with an even break for at thelast meeting of the teams Doc Mean-well’s proteges only managed to pullthe game out in an overtime period,the final score being 33/-30.The gymnasts should have littletrouble in adding the scalp of thefighting Illini to their belts, as thedownstate school has never been not¬ed for a group of strong turners. Thefencers and wrestlers, however, meetteams of practically their own caliber,and interesting contests should re¬sult. Both teams will be smarting un¬der the sting of last year’s defeat, andthe desire for revenge will help a longway. Ohio has formidable, veteranteams in these sports.'HYDE PARK. BLVD? at BLACKSTONEAnother Brilliant Performance!Now PlayingRaymond Hithcock, Marjorie Daw“Redheads Preferred”A Sparkling Hilarious Comedy- ON THE STAGE -In a Spanish PatioGorogeous Stage ShowBig CastThe Oriole OrchestraHazel Eden - Don SebastianThe Abbott Dancers CHANGE OFPROGRAMFRIDAYATTENDTHE BARGAINMATINEESDoor Open DailyAt 1:30 P. M.Show ContinuousFrom 250c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd StDorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408WMJHBNtiBllMl i.i .» m&k -Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1927Oh —xX ^VhisfleDOUBT(From the Japanese)Will he be true to me?That I do not know—But since the dawnI have had as much disorder in mythoughtsAs in my black hair.—Hari-KawaCONTRIBUTOR'S day today. IfMarjolaine will just come where wecan lay our hands on her, we will en¬deavor to convince her that we notat all resemble the caricatures she hasbeen sending in with her daily tantal-izers.Here She Is!Dear Turk:The recent increase in tuition wasnecessary partly because the Univer¬sity has neglected one possible sourceof revenue. I refer to the time sched¬ules. At present this little literarygems contain this type of informationabout each course: “Botany 208, Gen¬eral Morphology, Mr.—; Bot. 10...etc. Instead, I think, this type of in¬formation should be published abouteach course: “English 192, Highlightsof Decadent Poetry, Mr. Smilax (Apipe course, no term paper, only 10pages of required reading a week;weekly quizzes but awfully simpleand easy to blux. Mr. Smilax is good-looking, young, single, prefers themdark and peppy, believes in eligibilityof football players)” or “Sociology110, Mr. Carbolic, etc. (Stay awayfrom this course. It looks simple, butit will kill you from over-work. Term-papers and exams almost paralze you.Mr. C. believes in flunking 23 per centof the class and likes to better hisquota.”D’ye think we’d care then about three dollars more for a course?—MarjolaineThe Girl Who Wouldn’t Go RidingQuoth she:I’ve saved my kisses all so wellI have them still to giveAnd I’ll be eighty-one next JuneIf I that long shall live.—WendyPigs Is Pigs!It’s easy tellin’ that that there Mir¬ror is a women’s organization. Canyou imagine them Black Flyers bein’so nice as to put a swell beveled look¬in’ glass in the very best place inCobb for a girl to see how her hat’ssettin’ and if her skirts hanging’ highenough as she comes down the stairs?—MarieSOME MORE GOLDENDear Turk:The dear old University has justannounced the receipt of $250,000 ingifts. The graduate archeology stu¬dents will now be bigger n’ better train¬ed; the Oriental dept, at Luxor, Egyptis all set for new furnishings; we'vechapels; and Lorado Taft is knockingoflf another statuem. And the restof us? Well, the dogs and cats weremoved out of their old quarters sothe only ones ignored are the Maroonoffice mice and the undergraduates.Maybe we can save money by takingthree Chem courses next quarter.—Lord LloydWhy Not Go Wading?Dear Turk:None of this fol-de-rol about loveand long walks on the Midway forme. Down with Spring! If the ice hadnot melted, I could have kept a per¬ fectly potent ice-skating date,tonight!-Half-PintSINQUAIN FOR MYSELFThe poemOf a lover, is a v .tFor ridicule exposed toAll the public, writtenBy a fooL—LenoreHI THERE, TERRIBLE—Don’t you bother Marjolaine, or I'llsic my Furies on you. Don’t fear, lit¬tle girl, I’ll protect you—LachesisBy the way, WHO IS Marjolaine?—TERRIBLE TURKYcOU can fairly taste thecream in Nestle’s.Mild and mellow—richestin creamy flavor. 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