Fraternity andClub scholasticstanding havebeen announced. Bad? fttaroon Prominent cam¬pus men and wo¬men wax wrothover the latestten dollars.Vol. 27. No. 76. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1927WHAT OF DON BESTOR BRINGS TWELVE PIECE BAND TO PROMIT?fyGew&Mngmstmli strikes me that something in theway of an innovation of considerablevalue in the theory of education cameabout the other day in the course thatgoes under the title of “Survey of theRenaissance (Wilkins and others).” Thecourse, in the first place, is probably thebest in school. It is given every twoyears, and limited to a group which has-I,own something, at least, in the way ofintelligence before its members are everallowed in the class. Then, embracingas it does so wide and diversified a fieldof knowledge, the course is not handledin the usual way, under but one profes¬sor who does alt the lecturing. Mr.Wilkins has general charge of the wholething, but specialists in the various fieldsand manifestations of Renaissance activ¬ity lecture on the different subjects, eachman usually having a particular andmarked interest in the thing he talksaliout. Thus, Prof. Thompson lecturesmi social, economic and political anglesof the period. Prof. Sargent on art,I'rof. Wilkins on the humanists andl.eonardo da Vinci, and so on. Conse¬quently, the course is intensely interest¬ing every day.* * *Hut the innovation consists of none ofthese things. Wednesday and Thursdayof this week Prof. Ward of OberlinC ollege came up from Ohio to lecture onhis chosen specialty, architecture. Justas when downtown in the Civic Operaa visiting star from some other companyi- drafted into the Chicago staff in thecapacity of a “guest artist’’ for a per¬formance or two, so Prof. Ward was in¬duced by Mr. Wilkins to come up forthe two days when the subject on which,of all men in the country, he was pos¬sibly best qualified to speak was to bepresented. The idea is not entirely anew one here. Professors from otherschools who are recognized to be mark¬edly stimulating have been secured tolecture in the summer school in timepast. Prof. Cory, of the University ofWashington, for instance, came to theMidway last Summer to give a remark-thlc course in Aesthetic Theory and Lit¬erary Criticism. The plan of havingvisiting professors of outstanding abilityand interest here, whether it l>e .for ayear or for only a day, is a good one.I would like to see a more general prac-mc of it. I wish that the great men of"tlier schools would every now and thensecure leave for a quarter or so andhe brought here to teach, and that simi¬larly our best men would go to theother schools in place of them. It isuiv idea that there would be a broadeningeffect upon education in the institutionsof the whole country, and that the uni¬versity would then come closer to the'deal state of being brilliantly interest¬ing and stimulating a far greater pro-I'orlion of the time than is now the case.* * *Survey of the Renaissance,” by the"ay, comes about as close (to my way"f thinking) as any course in school towhat a real one should be. Two others"ow given here—“Aspects of AmericanI ife,” the senior survey, and “Surveyof the World and Men,” freshman gen¬ial course—are modeled after the Re¬naissance course. The way is open formore classes of a similar nature, some"f which may shortly come. Mr. Wil-kms has long nursed the idea of pre¬senting a course on the brilliant andmany-sided Leonardo da Vinci— a course>" be handled, as are the others, by agroup of specialists, each of whom ish> consider Leonardo from a differentangle. I hope Mr. Wilkins’ idea goesthrough* and more of them along thes1me line. For if they do, I think, a 1—g f—t w—t will be filled, and things’llbe better all around. A. E. PI AND PHIDELTA UPSILON,GRADE LEADERSTwo Fraternities AndClub Placed OnIneligible List OneAlpha Epsilbn Pi leads the frater¬nities in the fall quarter scholarshiprace with an average of B-, the re¬maining fraternities avcragingC. Allbut two fraternities are eligible.Phi Delta Upsilon heads the Clubswith an average of B-, three otherclubs have averages of B-. The re¬maining eight have averages of C,only one club being ineligible.Fraternity RatingsThe fraternities according to theirratings are 1. Alpha Epsilon Pi, 2.Alpha Delta Phi, 3. Tau Kappa Ep¬silon, 4. Zeta Beta Tau, 5. Beta ThetaPi, 6. Tau Sigma Omicron, 7. DeltaPhi, 8. Psi Upsilon, 9. Kappa Sigma,10. Kappa Alpha Psi, 11.Tau Delta Phi, 12. Lambda Chi Al¬pha, 13. Sigma Alpha Epsilon, 14.Pi Lambda Phi, 15. Delta Tau Delta,16. Phi Delta Theta, 17. Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon, 18. Delta Upsilon, 19. PhiKappa Sigma, 20. Phi Pi Phi, 21.Kappa Xu, 22. Sigma Nu, 23. ChiPsi, 24. Phi Kappa Psi, 25. Phi BetaDelta, 26. Phi Gamma Delta, 27. Al¬pha Tau Omega, 28. Acacia, 29. Sig¬ma Chi, 30. Delta Chi, 31. Phi SigmaDelta, 32. Alpha Sigma Phi.List Standings of ClubsThe clubs are: 1. Phi Delta Up¬silon, 2. Deltlio, 3. Phi Beta Delta,4. Pi Delta Phi, 5. Quadrangler, 6.Sigma, 7. Chi Rho Sigma, 8. DeltaSigma, 9. Mortar Board. 19. Esoteric,11. Wyvern, 12, Achoth. Von Ammon Is RoofedFor Acting NaughtyAt Fiji Lunch TableFraternity table etiquette may notconform to the ideas of Lord Chester¬field, but there are certain standardswhich must be maintained. .The lawsof physics must not be illustrated atlunch. Fred Von Ammon, well knownmember of Phi Gamma Delta, foundthis out much to his regret yesterdaynoon. *Fred came to fully apprt|*iate thisfact when, after lunch, he found him¬self on the roof of the Phi Gam housein a dangerous position surrounded bybrother Fijis. When they close in.despite his brave resistance, he wasforced from the roof and given theGreek water-cure. Etiquette, such asit is, must be enforced.Good Girls andBoys Organize\ toOvercome ‘Heat1“Has the recent, continuous talkabopt “Flaming Youth” turned thetide?It would seem so, judging from therecent organization of “Slow clubs”designed against necking, by hundredsof young people in Pennsylvania andNew Jersey.The name oj[ the club signifies thatit is a haven for all those young men(and women) who are against the“wild parties of the jazz age.” The or¬ganization was founded by a 19 yearold stenographer with the pretty nameof Rose Marie Carney.DR. EDWARDS READSBALLADS, LYRICS OFTENNYSON TONIGHT“Readings from Tennyson,” secondof the series of lectures on "Readingsin Literature” by Assistant ProfessorDavis Edwards, of the English de¬partment will be broadcast tonight at8:30 over station WMAQ.The program will include a numberof lyrics and’ ballads, among whichDr. Edwards will read “The Lady ofSlttlott” and the famous ballad, “TheRevenge,” which pictures the Englishfleet at the time of Queen Elizabeth.SOC. CLUB MEMBERSTAKE MUSEUM TOURDr. Ellsworth Faris’s class in Anthro¬pology will have members of the Socio¬logy Club as their guests on a field trip,tomorrow morning at 11, in the Anthro¬pological hall of the Field Museum ofNatural History. *“The tour of inspection and discus¬sion will last only one hour, after whichthe students may either have lunch atthe cafeteria or wander at their will,”said Dr. Fans. PRESENT ROSE TOFAIREST SENORAPlan Spanish Entertainmentfor Fiesta TonightTossing a rose at the feet of thewoman chosen as the most charmingof senoritas. Miss Catherine King, ofthe Spanish department, will bringto a climax the annual Spanish Fiestato be held tonight frOni 9 to 1 in thetheater of Ida Noyes hall.In a similar maimer, the judges,Senor Carlos Castillo, Professor Pe¬ter F. Smith, and Professor ClarenceE. Parmenter. will choose the Cabal¬lero, or handsomest man.Between dances, Senores Roger andSouza of South America, will entertainwith seguidillas and songs to guitaraccompaniment, while Senor Rogerand Senorita Florez will dance a Tan¬go followed by the Spanish Jota andthe Mexican Jarabe.A genuine Spanish atmosphere willhe created by the decorations of thehall and foyer and by the appropri¬ate costumes. The costumes whichwill be worn are said to he extremelyelaborate in color, design and material. VICTOR PLAYERSFURNISH MUSICFROM 9 UNTIL 2Name Second Orchestra NextWeek; All Tickets InStudent Hands Women Put One OverOn Men; Show MoreIntelligence In GradesStickney, Mack toRun for Y. M. C. A.Headship in ElectionNominees for offices in the 1927 V.M. C. A. cabinet have been selected.They are: for president, Minott Stick¬ney and Don Mack; for vice president,Kenneth Rouse and George Reed; forsecretary, Clark Matthews, LouisEngel, and Richard Parker. Pollswill be open in the Y. offee from 9till 5, Tuesday, Feb. 8. All men whohave signed membership cards areeligible. All the nominees have show'nmarked activity on the campus.South Side CursChange HeadquartersFrom now on the Hitchcock boyswill be able to sleep. No longer willtheir midnight slumbers be disturbedby tlie noise of barking, for the dogpond has been moved from the oldPhysiological building to the base¬ment of the north building of the newmedical group.Campus curs will have a difficulttime of it these days trying to findtheir new headquarters.Mrs. Goodspeed OpensIda To Roman Dept.Mrs. George Goodspeed will be host¬ess at an open house tea in honor of thefaculty and graduate students of themodern Language departmentSunday from 3:30 to 6:30 in Ida Noyeshat Members of the faculty and grad¬uate students in the Modem Languagedeparime'' have been invited. Hijacking Next?Kidnap Sophs atRutgers College Women are no longer the wreakersex!The clubs lead the fraternities inscholarship. The entire Universityaverage for the autumn quarter was2.89 grade points. Only one frater¬nity came up to that average whilefour clubs reached that rating. In the12 clubs, 85 of the 139 pledges areeligible, 208 of the 330 fraternitypledges are able to be initiated now.Most marked among the fraternitiesthat raised their ratings is Alpha Ep¬silon Pi, who has moved from theninth to first place. Psi Upsilon, whowas twenty-seventh last year andmoved up to eighth place this year.Tau Delta Phi lowered its averagefrom first place last year to eleventhplace this year. CAMPUS LEADERSATTACK NEWESTTUITIONINCREASEClass Officers, AthletesCall Raise Unwise,InexpedientSETS, COSTUMESProm ticket stubs must be de¬posited in the .box just inside ^hedoor of The Daily Maroon officebefore Wedn^gday, if the namesof the purchaser and his compan¬ion are to appear in the Prom pro¬gram.Don Bestor and his twelve pieceVictor recording orchestra will playfrom 9 to 2 at the Washington Prom.Arrangements between the Bestororganization and the Prom managers,completed yesterday, provide that thethirteen men who have recorded forVictor, and filled engagements inthe east, in vaudeville, and in promin- AAJMTTFft I MUj f}| AVent Chicago hotels will appear in per- WlVll I I fcl# IIV TLH Ison.Bestor’s orchestra is scheduled todo most of the work on the evening ofthe twenty-first, with a second band,not yet selected, playing from 9 tomidnight. Last year’s precedent ofcontinuous music will he followed. Be¬sides his dance melodies, Bestor holdsleading position in the ranks of spe¬cialty orchestras featuring the latestinnovations in musical hokum, comiccapers, and boasting of a male trio.“Fraternities are expected to turn inthe money for bids at -once, and to .re¬turn all unsold tickets, since everyavailable ticket is now sold or in thehands of the fraternities,” Williamson,directing ticket sales requests. Medieval Farce StagedTower Players byHijacking may soon be added to theevents of college life, kidnapping beingapparently well established. A coupof unusual magnitude was staged bythe Freshmen at Rutgers on Jan. 31.Four hundred freshmen from the NewJersey school fell upon 200 sopho¬mores, hound fifty of them and carriedthem away in trucks and taxicabs.The freshmen had planned to holdthe second year men captives over¬night, hut at the last minute changedtheir plans and carted them to distantpoints to find their way hack as bestthey might.CHASE HOWE AROUNDCITY TO LOCATE ONE *PAGE OF EDITORIALReaders of The Daily Maroon camewithin an hour or so of missing the dis¬sertation on raised tuition offered yes¬terday in the editorial columns.The story is that John P. Howe in de¬livering his editorial to the copy boymissed out on the first page. About 4o’clock in the morning, proof readersbegan to dash around the south sidelooking for Mr. Howe. They found himwalking home from the Cocoanut Grove,with the missing first page safe at theDelta Chi house. “Pierre Patelin” a fifteenth centuryfarce, written anonymously and firstpublished in France, will be presentedtoday by the Tower Players at 3:30in the Reynolds Club Theater.“The amount of pleasure derived bythe audience from its production,” an¬nounced Hadley Kerr, director, “de¬pends on the imagination of each in¬dividual, as the play is presented Sn‘Playhouse Form’, that is, as an actingrehearsal.” The audience will have topaint their own scenery and imaginetheir own costumes, as no sets willbe used and the costumes are strictlymodern."Pierre Patelin” is also one of theplays now being read in the new Eng¬lish course, Introduction to Drama.These clashes, known offcially as Eng¬lish 131, are under the direction ofMr. Franch O’Hara and Mr. Crocker.Divinity StudentsAnnounce Cast OfPlay of AncientsThe following cast has been an¬nounced for the play, “Jephthah’sDaughter.” which divinity students willpresent on the evening of March 10:Jephthah, Thomas Wylie; Elad. Hen¬ry Allen; Amara, Albert Walker; Jo-siah, Frank Ward; Nathan, HermanJohnson; Zebul, Robert Kemper; Rich-man, Harold Janes; SheilaV HarrietVaughan; Companions of Sheilah.Martha Barwick, Ann ‘Lester andAzuta Searer; Dinah, Laura Epple;and Woman, EMith Fisher.KER WIN’S CLASS ISCITY COURT ROOM-.1Temporarily turned into a statecourt, Mr. Jerome Kerwin’s class in“Municipal government” met today inReynolds theatre to decide the caseof “John Peters vs. the city of Ath¬ens.”The class was divided into sectionsfor the city, and for the plaintiff, andeach was represented by fire attor¬neys. There were five judges whoheard the arguments of the attorneysand rendered the decision. Stars Get in TrimFor Chess BattleThe masters of the wooden armiesmaneuver their knights and bishops in¬to position for the semi-final round ofthe University 'Chess Tournament forthe Y. M. C. A. cup today. Makela,Zeligs, McFarland, Dobbins, Broyde,and Larincze are the probable contest¬ants. Broyde drew a match with Capa-blanca, the wot Id’s champion, the lasttime be was in the city. Broyda wasone of three to accomplish this.Band Recording SentBack for New LabelsSupporters of the University bandwere disappointed last Saturday whenthey sought the Victor records repro¬ducing the University’s music. Therecords were sent back to the factorybecause they were incorrectly label¬ed. That the increase in tuition is in¬expedient, unecessary and an unwisemove on the part of the board oftrustees was indicated today in opin¬ions expressed by leading campus menand women.“The raise from\$90 to $100 a quar¬ter in the undergraduate colleges isway out of proportion with the in¬struction given,” said John Meyer,president of the Senior class. “If thisincrease is applied to improve the in¬structors, it is undoubtedly a goodthing, but if not, it is uncalled for.”Alice Graham SpeaksAlice Graham, president of the Y.W. C. A., believes that the universitywill lose some students who are com¬pelled to work their way throughschool and as a result Chicago will geta richer class. “This means,” com¬mented Alice Graham, “that studentswith a much lower scholastic stand¬ard will be attracted to Chicago. Tobe sure this is not in accordance withthe university’s program. Of coursethe university is entitled to as muchtuition as an eastern school.”“Personally, I am vigorously op¬posed to the increase in tuition,” as¬serted Wally Marks, 1926 foptball cap¬tain. “The worst aspect of the raiseis that it is going to hurt the schoolathletically. Fellows who are goodathletes won’t come to a school wherethe tuition is as large as ours. I havean inkling of an idea that the univer¬sity is trying to do away with anundergraduate school. This, of course,would be out of the question.”Rouse Agrees With MarksKen Rouse, ^ptain of next year’seleven, agrees with “Wallie” Marksin that it will be much harder forathletes to get through school now,and even more, in getting athletes tocome to Chicago.” You will find thatit is the boy in athletics who has themost difficult time in working hisway through college. Now with theincrease in tuition it will be evenharder for him. I confess that I failto' see any good reason for it.”Miriam Walker is of the opinion thatsince the graduates get the better in¬structors for less money, the under¬graduate body will gradually decrease(Continued on page 4)IRONS AND BOYNTONDINNER GUESTS OFMILWAUKEE ALUMNIThe Chicago Alumni club of Mil¬waukee will meet tonight at the Univer¬sity club of Milwaukee and among itsguests will be Dean Ernest E. Ironsof Rush Medical School and Prof.'PercyHolmes Boynton of the English Depart¬ment at the University. Dean Irons andProf. Boynton are to be the guests ofDonald Bradford of the Milwaukee Uni¬versity club. Special provisions havebeen made for the accomodation ofRush men.SIESTA THEORY WINSFAVOR AT STEPHENSGirls of Stephens College, Missouri,are experimenting with the Spanishsiesta system of relaxation and will stayin their rooms from one to two. o’clockdaily of the school week for a rest orsleep period.Student sentiment favored the plan,and it was adopted at a mass meetingrecently. The college authorities believeit to be a helpful means of maintainingvigor and energy among the students intheir class work.H I II>p.. ,f^v,-;v,i.,. < -Piir .• :JA(ils Hi |p j::r 1 ^:-/r ‘A' ■••’ f>'m&a*:.1T A'^)MBRUi?siV;l«j>27,:rU■* v ifill y® ’?* S.jhpjsSJSL .,,,*h«&;■fsgByyj i ■ *.4 * iS ■jBKf'mmsm.k-'‘e. wjjM: rmmufmWnm & m II■»?**$ S >f/»MN|; sr*s--- r -' a)Fr'elv^R^iiWv«®v--.mte Mfe,-. ” • !,^ ’'8^'- #’ “j/^'^''' . 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JL • *-v^* %; il;x;.e•M•life «nvI9mM!* :-xfe . a4wtsapf w* S#fldk®|.|L. 4| »» ;X? ^ >“ *-• WRJWJWP1 «*-. ^FOipyr 6 -«t^i'T-- e . ■# Kf; •feM wwswms:Mmm'f ' sS-$MW5^ai4%»pir^ ; , /S, ...trrtv Ippipm me4.;; mbs m m00'm 1. IWtier**. V-. ‘I Emj&F&WW* si-.■VVJ' ...**<■•1®:•#':l^?e.4>■"'?■. -r-■fe1-Wool&waPartofMwsici H-,hfftei fl*.,v^-*.: ^£0/ f-ty -il •; ' •'>••.,* r •>’o..-V''V:vv„i, - /:4Vi?1 /. ..•■,- '.fejN‘ Ff -j :. .A .'t j> :fcS•PI'H’S'■■iv;*• v'YU % ■Ui . ' :th mm- 'Vi;a. .. 4'J-hx ft?*}. : :^2 ;5g ZK M M‘/y:A;, 4 v ■ yy M- iMt-iTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1927THE DAILY FEATURE PAGE MAROONOPINIONS CLASH OVER CHINESE SITUATION‘DUMDEEDLEDUM’SING DANCERS ASREVUEAPPROACHES‘Here We Are' Choruses ofMirror ProductionKick in Unison"One-two, point your toe, one-two,twirl and kick. Now. ev-er-y-bo-dy-all-to-gether, ONCE ACiAIN. Dum-de-de-dum-dum, dum-de-dutn. Nowfrom the beginning once more.”From the dim recesses of MamlelHall with only a ray of sunshinestriking across the stage come thesesounds to break the stillness of lateafternoon. The light reveals figuresdancing to the ryhthmieal directionsof another spectre who is reading.Over and again the direc¬tions are repeated, and over and overagain the figures gaily dance. 1 hen themusic changes. Only the beating ofa drum is heard, darkness begins toshroud the stage as each foot comesdown with the sound of the drum,chaos ensues. It is the “Nightmare"scene and Green Caps, Greek Letters,The Black Bottom, Physical Exam¬inations, appear in person to shout at,tear at, grab at, a small figure whichfearfully evades them by dodging inand out.“Here We Are,” the second reflec¬tion of The Mirror to be presentedFebruary 11 and 12 in Mandell hallis being rehearsed and the voice of thedirectors, we arc told, is Mr. FrankBarker’s who is in charge of the danc¬ing. But our infdrmer tears awayfrom us only to return to the"One-two, point your toe, one-two,twirl and kick. Now ev-er-y-bo-dy-all-to-ge-ther, ONCE AGAIN.”GREEK HOUSES ATU. OF WISCONSINLACK OCCUPANTSAccording to the report of the an¬nual fall inspections recently issuedfrom the office of the dean of menof the University of Wisconsin, 20per cent of the rooms in fraternityhouses at the University of Wiscon¬sin are unoccupied.The sorority houses are better filledthan those of the men, the inspectorsfound. In 63 fraternity houses with acombined capacity of 1,631 men, therewere living when the inspection wasmade 1,318 men. In 26 sorority houseswith a capacity of 544 women stu¬dents there were 504 occupants.“There is apparently a tendency to¬ward overbuilding at present,” DeanGoodnight notes. “Several fraternitieswith exceptionally large houses find itdifficult to keep them filled and theresult is an unduly heavy expenseupon the individuals in order that thechapter may keep up its overhead.1 he university very properly assumesno responsibility for the business af¬fairs of its student groups, but itmight he timely to consider whethermeans might he found to discouragegroups from undertaking building en¬terprises that are beyond their reach.” WAVES THE BATONA1 ShortA Spanish PatioProvides Setting. For Stage RevueBy Herbert RubelStarting its third week of enter¬tainment, The Piccadilly Theatrefeatures a brilliant stage extravagan¬za Monday, February 7, continuinguntil Friday. Albert E. ■'Short, theproducer, has called this .colorfulstage specialty “In a Spanish Patio,”for it brings with it the gayety andmystery of Seville.The seductive charm of gypsies;gay, melodious toreadors clad in galaattire; the dash and dazzle of a mirth¬ful Spanish group after a bull fightwill lie depicted in a distinctive way.The Oriole Orchestra with Russoand Fiorito will take part in this spe¬cialty as will Hazel Eden, the Chi¬cago Opera star; Dorothy Stevens,Spanish dancer; Flavio Plasencia, apicturesque Mexican baritone; and thegraceful Abbott dancers.For the end of the week, Feb. 11,12, 13, the Piccadilly offers anothergreat program. W. C. Fields, ownerof the world’s most ridiculous mus¬tache, will star in the photoplay thefend of the week “The Potters.” 1 hosewho know their comic supplementswill immediately recognize this as thename of J. P. McKvoy’s weekly howlproducer.Select Members OfWomen’s Cage TeamsMembers of the women’s basketballteams have been selected and the firstgames of the season will be played offMonday at 3:45 when the seniors meetthe sophomores, and juniors play thefrosh.The line-ups by classes are: Seniors,Bacon, Hamilton, Bloom, Jacobson,(Continued on page 4)OFF THE SHELFSince "The Short Story’s ' Muta¬tions" it has mattered far less whatFrances Newman should write thanthat she should write. For her work's not, like de Maupassant’s “Neck¬lace," structurally the cynosure of all(,yes; the reason for her popularity islar style and the tremendous knowl¬edge of everything and anything thatfairly drenches her books."The Hard-Boiled Virgin” takes upthe torch most ably and, in this tale°f the ugly duckling of an aristocraticSouthern family, Miss Newman hastreated, if not an absolute innova-tion in American prose, at least adistinct advance. It is sophisticated,ironical, and above all erudite; conver¬ sation is lacking, as the book repre¬sents the thoughts of Katharine Fara¬day refracted through the prism ofMiss Newman’s mind. And though thestory leaves the heroine in the verymidst of her life with little intima¬tion as to her future, it does it so cas¬ually and so easily that any other end¬ing would seem peculiar.“The Hard-Boiled Virgin” is diffi¬cult to describe since the review can¬not possibly equal the reviewed andwhatever the former says of the lattermust necessarily he unworthy. It is,though, as good as any book of recentseasons for the book’s sake alone andfar superior to its contempraries inpoint of style. HALF MILLION OF‘GOD-FORGOTTEN’WOMEN IN U. S.Census Uncovers LocationOf Multitude ofIlliteratesForgotten Women—almost a half-million of them live in the UnitedStates, three fourths of them east ofthe Mississippi River, and more thanhalf of them in the South Atlanticand East South Ventral states. Nearly1,200 of these forgotten women are inAroostook County, Maine, nearly 1,400[ in Clinton and Franklin counties, Newi York and more than 2,000 in Berks,I Lancaster and York counties, Penn¬sylvania.Forty-four thousand of them are ini North Carolina. Nearly forty-threej thousand are in Kentucky—more than| 2.200 in Pike County alone. Twenty-four thousand in Virginia, almost ex¬actly half of them massed in twentysouthwestern counties of the state,more than a thousand each in Pitts-sylvania, Wise and Buchanan, nearlythree thousand and more over the linein Wilkes and Surry counties, NorthCarolina and fiVe thousand in the fourborder counties of Kentucky. Thirty-i nine thousand are in Tennessee andmore than half of these are in the east¬ern part of Tennessee.They are not negra women or wom¬en of foreign birth. They are native-born white women twenty-one yearsold and over, who cannot write theirnames or read a letter or a newspa¬per. In round numbers, 477 thousandof them! So read the dull figures ofilliteracy in the 1920 Census. This inAmerica, whose other name is said tohe Opportunity!They are the women God forgot—"thin and wrinkled in youth from illprepared food, clad without warmth orgrace living in untidy houses, workingfrom daylight to bedtime at the dullround of weary duties, the mothers ofjoyless children, worn out by exces¬sive child-bearing and encrusted in ashell of dull content with their lot inlife.” They are the forgotten women. AU REVOIRBY GEORGE LEO GRUSKINChild . . . for every wave that rollsout with the tideAnd yanks its undertow ayainst theocean's floor.'There is another sparkling line be¬sideOf dancing white caps breaking in¬ward for the shore ....Nights are born because the yellow¬beating sunIs vanished for an instant with theday.Then light returns, and loneliness isdoneWhile shadows, cringing shamefacedslink away . . . .Thus, friends who say goodbye arcreassured to feelfThey’ll meet once more .... norneed they ivonder ivhen ....Tor life is but a slozv, revolving'wheelThat, any place wc start, will bringus back again ....CHICAGO TRIBUNEPRAISES SINGERSRadio Critic Lauds LocalChoir In Write-upFavorable comment on the singingof the university choir was mad$ byElmer Douglas of the Chicago Tri¬bune in his column of criticism on thedaily road broadcasts. He said, “TheUniversity of Chicago choir programat Mandel Hall, W’LS, 9 to 9:30, con¬tained some of the finest examples ofshort choral music.. Next concerttwo weeks from tonight.”Mack Evans, leader of the choir,stated that lie felt honored by thenote, and added that he consideredthe statement of the next broadcastof the choir quite as much of a com¬pliment as the direct comment. Thenote appeared in the Thursday, Feb.3, issue of the Tribune. The choirhas been broadcasting regularlythrough station WLS.Visitor Writes at Length UponAttractions of Leland StanfordBy J. J. StfeinCan you imagine yourself going tocollege amid golden sunshine that per¬vades the atmosphere for at leastthree-quarters of the school year? Orcan you picture yourself attendingclasses every day in the week attiredin corduroy trousers and sweat shirt?Naturally, if YOU are of the femalesex, you can not. But when I say“you,” I am referring to the male stu¬dents. for whom Leland Stanford, Un¬iversity of California, offers so manyattractions, that are not usually foundfurther east.Campus Appears SmallI’ll never forget the impressionmade on me when I first entered theuniversity grounds. After leaving thelong highway connecting the schooland San Francisco, thirty miles away,one travels down a beautiful, road lin¬ed with eucalyptus and palm trees.The campus itself does not appearto he of very large dimensions, owingto the fact that nearly all of the build¬ings are of one story, though verywide. The biggest attraction, as faras architecture goes, is the chapel,contributed by the founders. Thoughsmall, this jewel has no rival in anyof the university chapels in any partof the world. On the outside is a re¬production of the “Last Supper,” donein beautiful colors that may he seenmany blocks away.Women OutnumberedThough a co-educational school, thegreater part of' the students are men.It certainly is an amusing scene tothe easterners to see the latter parad¬ing around in their many-hued cordu-ories, which up to recently, when aregulation was made forbidding thi wear of dirty pants of this type, hadnever seen the light of a wash tub.These students enjoy their sunshine,and the result is seen in the healthytan of their faces. Stanford may berightly called the “tennis player’sheaven," for here they play nearly allthe year ’round.Climate Great AttractionIn sharp contrast to the steel beamsof the sombre-appearing Stagg Fieldstadium is the natural, grass coveredslopes of the outside of the famousStanford Bowl. Here, the annual con¬tests between the University of Cali¬fornia and Stanford are held while themercury hovers around80, and thespectators sit under the streaming sun,in their shirt sleeves.Of course, among the other minormatters, there are some very goodprofs and courses at . the “U. of C.”but the main attraction is “Climate.”And in case there are still some whoare skeptical as to the advantages ofStanford, 1 might add that the tuitionfee is only $75 a quarter.Offer FellowshipsIn Foreign SchoolsOpporunities for securing fellowshipsin foreign universities for the year 1927-28 are being given by the Institute ofInternational Education and The Amer-ican-Scandinaviati Foundation.The American German Student Ex¬change announces that a limited num¬ber of fellowships for study in Germanywill be awarded to American students,both men and women, between the agesof twenty and thirty, and particularly to(Continued on page 4) Professor GivesTwo Versions ofAsiatic Question“Opinions clash as to whether theChinese will come to terms in the pres¬ent situation,” according to ProfessorRobert Ezra Parks of the Sociologydepartment in an interview in whichhe gave the views of twro men whohave recently come from China."The Chinese by habit and tradi¬tion know how to deal with humansituations, and will doubtless come toterms with the western world,” wasMr. Park’s comment on the statementof Grover Clark, the editor of the Pe¬king Leader a paper published inEnglish, who recently spoke at ameeting of the Council of ForeignRelations.i Sarvis Differs »“Mr. Sarvis, ex-president of theUnion Missionary College at Nan¬king and now connected with the Uni¬versity of Pennsylvaia, holds that it isnot so certain the Chinese will cometo terms. He declares they are muchexcited and are apt to go far.”Mr. Sarvis thinks that America aswell as the other Western countriesis wrong in the attitude it has assum¬ed. The sending of English troops heregards as a very serious mistakewhich may lead to even more seriousresults.Develops RapidlyChina has in recent year developedits industries to such an extent that itnow feels the necessity of a protec¬tive tariff. The tariff cannot be es¬tablished under the existing treaties,and China believes the treaties shouldbe revised. Whatever were th justifica¬tions at the time these treaties weremade, conditions have changed.Extra-territorial courts are anothercause of friction in the east, and theChinese want them abolished, claim¬ing they can not administer their ownlaws because of foreign interference.Mr. Parks added that Mr. Sarvis be¬lieved if China did not come to termswith the’ west a break would resultwhich would make peaceful relationswith the east impossible for manyye^rs.Quotes WrightProfessor Qincy Wright of thepolitical science department says in anarticle in the February number ofCurrent History that the British gov¬ernment has made public a memor¬andum advocating elimination of for¬eign control in China. Great Britainalso declared itself in favor of recog¬nizing the Southern Government, andof negotiating a revision of the trea¬ties.An anti-British boycott has beenurged by the Chinese under the lead¬ership of the widow and son of SunYet-sen, according to the article. TheCantonese suspect a manoeuvre of Bri¬tish imperialism in the memorandumoffered, and demand for complete cus¬toms an autonomy and immediate abo¬lition of unequal treaties.Mr. Wright does not think the pow¬ers will unite on the memorandum. ] SURVEY REVEALSSTUDENT STANDON TRIAL WEDLOCKMiddle Course PreferredBy Majority ofCollegiansThe idea of trail marriage is neitherpleasing nor replusive to most Uni¬versity students, as is shown by a re¬cent canvass of the campus. Most opin¬ions take a middle course, neither foror against the proposition.The canvass was taken as the resultof the wide reading and discussion ofJudge Ben Lindsey’s article on thesubject, and the more recent presenta¬tion of Judge Joseph Sabbath’s play,“Trial Divorce.”Faculty Hoots OpinionsFaculty opinion, as expressed byProfessor George W. Sherburn of theEnglish department is that The DailyMaroon would do better to get morenews and leave such startling prob¬lems to the outside world. Remarkswere also made concerning the inabil¬ity of students, even seniors, of pass¬ing an opinion on the matter.Leo Stone, editor of the Whistlecolumn declared that such an institu¬tion would be foolish. Terrible Turkwants women protected, as he believesthat trial marriage would be appre¬ciated by men but not by women.Girls Not InterestedVictoria Smith, member of Mirror,and Carol Hurd of the SophomoreCouncil, declared that they were notinterested in the question.Hadley Kerr, president of the Tow¬er Players Dramatic Association be¬lieves that trial marriage would dofor only exceptional people.John Howe, Intramural manager,said that the only way to make trialmarriage practicable would be for thestate to take over the rearing of chil¬dren.COURSE REVIEWSNew Course Presented ToRadio ListenersA liberal education by radio broad¬casting is one of the newest featuresof university life presented to the popu¬lace at large. English 370, better knownas “Aspects of American Life” enjoysthe distinction of being chosen to per¬form this innovation.The survey course has been organ¬ized under Prof. Percy H. Boynton ofthe English Department and presentedto thirty-five chosen students who pro¬pose to do graduate work related to someAmerican theme in philosophy, religion,art, sociology, history or any of theso-called “social sciences.”A cross-section view of American lifeas it began, consoldated, and expandedis presented to the students in a rapidhistorical survey. It purposes to pre¬sent the definite progress of Americanthought and culture and the correla¬tion of various movements and institu¬tions as they exist today.SOCIALLY SPEAKINGThe week-ends grow7 more crowd¬ed as the quarter goes on. At pres¬ent we are in the midst of the hecticwinter season, with an ever increas¬ing number of parties. This time, itis ten campus social events that arescheduled.Tonight the Phi Gam’s are havingtheir winter formal. It is to be adinner dance at the Illinois Women’sAthletic Club. Elaborate plans for anunusually good party have been made.Accacia also is giving a dinner danceat the Sisson Hotel. El Circulo Es-panol have arranged for a novel partyat Ida Noyes tonight. It is to be aSpanish Fiesta with appropriate cos¬tumes and there are promises of areal tango and Spanish food. Phi Delta Theta will have a housedance and Greenwood Hall is givingits winter party.Tomorrow night, there is the Wy-vern dinner dance. It is to be heldat the Evanston Women’s Club inhonor of the newly initiated members.Ken Ward’s orchestra has been se¬cured for the occasion. Pi Delta Phiis having a dinner dance, too, forwhich most inviting plans have beenlaid. It is to be at South Shore.Kappa Sigma and Sigma Nu arehaving house dances Saturday night.A social evening, sponsored by theWesley Foundation, in Reynold’sClub concludes the campus events ofthe week-end.Page Four 1#c¥?®S' ( E«KMKTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1927OFFER FELLOWSHIPSIN FOREIGN SCHOOLS(Continued from page 3)those who are potenial leaders in publiclife. The fellowships cover tifition,board and lodging during the academicterm, and are tenable for one year.Ten In FranceThrough the Institute of Internation¬al Education, the French Governmenteach year offers to American men, tenpositions known as “postes d’assistant”in French lycees. An assistant is requir¬ed to give instruction in English fortwo hours a day. No salary is paidbut he receives room, board, light andheat and is given the privilege of attend¬ing courses at the school in which he isteaching.The Czechoslovak Ministry of Educa¬tion offers five scholarships of five hun¬dred dollars to American men or womenwho wish to study in Czechoslovakia.New Summer SchoolsThe American-Scandinavian Founda¬tion announce an award of traveling fel¬lowships of at least $1,000 each for grad¬uate study in Sweden, Denmark, or Nor¬way.Each year new summer schools areerected in foreign centers, to which theInstitute of International Education areoffering fellowships. SchooU of thissort will be opened in England, France,Germany, Italy, and Syain.Additional information regarding thesefellowships may be secured at the grad¬uate office in Cobb 116.IN BRIEFt(Continued from page 2)on in China, but it should not be dom¬ineered either.Yesterday afternoon shortly after 1o’clock a transport set out from SanDiego towards Guam and incidentallyChina herself, with 1200 men aboard;today 250 marines leave the Philli-pines for Shanghai, and there are al¬ready several hundred men over in theregion of the struggle. And whetherChina’s much-discussed and highly-vaunted wave of nationalism is basedprimarily on foreign animosity or not,there should be no hesitation on thepart of the foreign powers in decidingwhiph is the case and once decided, insettling it.CLASSIFIEDWANTEO—Mechanical Drawingset of eleven pieces, “T” square andother implements. Call Fairfax 5953.WANTED—Young men appear¬ance for Saturday and Sunday work.Apply Charles Ringer Co., 2926 East79th St, Mr. S. V. Ronkslay.FOR SALE — Fur coat. Size 36.Seal and leopard combination. Veryreasonable. Call Drexel 1149, Friday.A new, live Hyde Park publicationwants a college student to solicit adson a part time liberal commissionbasis. Territory in University neigh¬borhood. Call Miss Evans, Wabash5986.ROOM highly recommended bystudent who is leaving university forthe present. 6030 Kenwood Ave.,Apt. 1, Hyde Park 6097.LOST—A white patent knife withscissors, in the Daily Maroon officeThursday last. Return to BusinessDepartment. Reward.COWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.Everything in thelatest collegehaberdasheryand smokers’articles. CAMPUS LEADERSATTACK NEWESTTUITION INCREASE(Continued from page 1)in size. .Miriam Walker is businessmanager of Mirror.McKinley Opposes RaiseRobert Todd McKinlay, presidentof the Sophomore class, w hen askedwhat he thought about the change,replied: "The general sentiment seemsto be that the raise in tuition is go¬ing to send people to other schools.Certainly the raises are coming soclose t- gether and with such appar¬ent lack of excuse that it is hard tounderstand. Personally, 1 am opposedto the raise.”“I think it is rather hard on thepeople who are earning their waythrough. That seems to be the onlything against it,” said Harriet Keen¬ey, Washington Prom leader.Soph Vetoes Increase‘‘Under this plan,” commented El¬len Hartman, vice-president of theSophomore class, “all students willbe paying lab fees and a majorityare not taking lab courses.”Contrary to the concensus of opin¬ion, John McDonough, president ofthe Junior class, believes that theraise in tuition is a good thing. “Thiswill do away with undesirables, andwill attract only those bent on get¬ting an education.”SELECT MEMBERS OFWOMEN CAGE TEAMS(Continued from page 3)Hedeen, Lillibeck, Covington, Chelsea,Burrell and Mueller. Juniors, Bailey,Caver, Gross, Heindl, Mojonnier,Shrodes, Turner, Vecans and Wilkins. Sophomores, Wiles, Bibas, Kirscheini-er, Moulton, Wilhartz, Nemick andLevin. Freshmen, Barton, Cunnihg- ham, Downey, Eastes, Hacker, Heim-rdinger, Koerber, Kostka, Roggeveenand Sellner.xy^' 1CA&rtmti^Mnotfatiotitft JDetf&ilA fieW djid ple&siir--piia,ble addition toCHtca.§o select UJtehour ottmctiofL inthe spirit of thesm&irl /upper club.and dancing to.Ikemart mnchdnttrtf. rntts/c. —.sooininti Jy.Kcperfect rhythm, ofSAM WAMBYand. A<> „So/detts XtlTorchestraCjoldeft Lily"Joutfi Ji'de>!r J%ert Xtfcett Cafe "309 <5: 9&rfte7d %ivd.• atfheFor Dance at Chicago’s Favorite Dancing PlaceSIlfFIrakr iSjotri drillto he music of the famousBOBBY MEEKER- - AND HISORCHESTRAEvery eveningexcept Sundays Informal week nightsFormal SaturdaysModerate Cover and MenuSpecial Fraternity PartiesEvery FridayDirection, GLAD ANDESDon’t Forget the Special Paul Ash Party on February 12Phone Superior 2200 for ReservationsUniversity of Chicago MenNew style of Knit-Athletic Underwear, de¬signed by the Style Director of the Knit Un¬derwear Industry.A new suit with a distinct style appeal forcollege men. Built for comfort, easy to getinto — just two buttons on the shoulder in¬ stead of eight down the front. The “V”neck is edged with blue, buff or grey.Very light weight mercerized knitted fabricthat is especially comfortable for sports orcampus wear. Elastic, absorbent, durable.Stretches without tearing.SPECIAL OFFERTo introduce this suit to University of Chicago men, a special price has been made exclus¬ively to The Daily Maroon. Made to sell at $1.25 to $1.50, the suit can be bought at theintroductory price of $1.00.*1.00On sale atUniversity of Chicago Bookstore5802 ELLIS AVE.KNIT UNDERWEAR INDUSTRY 395 Broadway, New York City Once upon a time there was a man whoselife’s ambition was to take unto himself apipe. Time and again his heart was set onsome particular pipe—but poor fellow, hisdreams never came true. . .Until one day a friend, experienced insuch affairs, gave him a few pointers. Hetook his friend’s advice; he got someGranger Rough Cut... It worked! In a fewweeks' time he was^ solidly wedded to awonderful pipe... sitting pretty, fixed for life!Indeed, but for Granger many a manwould never know the joy and comfort ofa pipe! Granger is so mild, so mellow, socool! Ripe old Burley tobacco, mellowedWellman’s way. And cut in rough flakesthat bum slow and smoke cool...Granger’s mission in life is to see thatno man ever experiences a pipe disappoint'ment.. . Just stick to Granger and yourold pipe’ll be a perfect pal—right throughthe years. Forever!GRANGERRough CutThe half-pound vac¬uum tin is forty-fivecents, the foil-pouchpackage, sealed inglassine, is ten cents.And they lived happily ever *afterwards!.gig turnout of fansexpected at Bartlett to¬morrow nite. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Hoosiers with smooth-team in Conference toprovide incitement.Friday Morning February 4, 1927MAROONS SET FOR REVENGE ON HOOSIERSSTAGGMEN OFF TO MEET BOILERMAKERS Indiana game should be bestOF CURRENT SEASON WITH BOTHSIGMA CHI WINSLEAGUE TROPHYMany ‘B’ DivisionIn Action Teamsrite Sig Chi’s clinched the cham¬pionship of the Sigma League in the\ division last night when they de¬bated the< Phi Pi’s in a walkawaytjlt. The standing of the A divisionchampionship teams is as follows: Al¬pha League, Sigma Nu and Delta Up-„jlon tied; Sigma League, Sigma Chi;Delta League, Alpha Tau Omega;Gamma League, Kappa Sigma; BetaLeague, Delta Chi.Sig Chi 34; Phi Pi 3Hie Sig Chi’s overwhelmed the PhiPi Phi quintet in a slow, uninterestingcontest. The losing aggregation didnot have a chance from the start of thegame and took things easy. McCartyand Denton starred for the victors,garnering 32 of the Sig Chi markersbetween them.Chi Psi 22; Phi Delt 2In a slow easy game, Chi Psi de¬feated Phi Delta Theta 22 to 2. TheChi Psi’s had the best of the going allthe way and were at no time in dan¬ger of defeat. Menzies and Daniels'tarred for the victors, scoring re-'pectively six and nine points. Dav¬enport marked up the lone tally ofthe losers.Alpha Sig 16; Phi Psi 13The Alpha Sigs downed the PhiPsis in a fast, furious tilt by threepoints. The game was closely con¬tested all the time and neither teamhad much of an advantage of its op¬ponent. King starred for the winnersi>y scoring three field goals.. He wasassisted by Wakeland and Reich, whoeach made two baskets. Perry Thom¬as was the luminary of the losers andmarked up five points for this team.B League LeadersGames in the B League were fre¬quent. The Phi Kappa Sigma aggre¬gation ran up a score of 58 pointsupon the Delta Sigma Phi quintet,who made 11 markers. Hanson wentout for the individual scoring cham-pionship of the league when he made27 points for the victors. Th A. T. O.’scontinued their drive toward the cham¬pionship by easily conquering the Kap¬pa Sig s 29 to 2. Other B scores wereburton 16 Phi Psi 4; Psi Upsilon 14,Kappa Nu 13; Macs 19, Phi Pi Phi 16;Chi Psi 12, Phi Gamma Delta 8.ERNST1 R0^-flLtV•5eO9•mRPER■flVE:•PtIONC ■ W0C-PflRtV8262-MIST-PflOTOGRftPnCftMIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDYK) - People o* the Stage - 40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock Musical Three-Legged RaceAnd Sack Race ToBe Carnival EventsAn added feature to the Intra¬mural Division’s far-famed WinterAthletic Carnival is a three-leggedrace and a sack race. The three-legged race is attempted by twolen. Tied leg to leg they are sup¬posed to run and the first pair tomanipulate the required distincewin the race. The sack race is runby one man. He places a “Gnny”sack over both his legs and tiYs itaround his waist. When the appli¬cant has advanced this far, if hiscourage does not leave him, he isgiven a shove and told “ot getgoin'.” If by any chance he cov¬ers the right distance first, he jsclaimed winner.FENCERS GET OFFTO TITLE START INCONFERENCE RACEMaroon fencers are out to regain theconference championship they lost toOhiA State last year after two seasonsof victories. Coach R. V. Norrill, whohas worked with the team for severalyears is now being assisted by a profes¬sional instructor, Mr. Hermanson, of theCentral Tnstitue of Physical Culture ofStockholm.'Phis year’s team is considered a bet¬ter one than that of last season. C. L.Graves, is the leading member of theMaroon outfit. 11. H. Kerr, who usesthe foils and sabres, is also in his sec¬ond year of intercollegiate competition,J. Steere is showing promise, but lacksexperience, and M. Peterson a novice,has done well enough to make the teamin foils.Femine MarathonSwimmers WeakeningLatest reports on university wom¬en's Lake Michigan Marathon whichis being swum, via chart, in the poolat Ida Noyes hall, indicate that thecontestants are tiring.The majority of the seventy entriesare still treading water at Washingtonboulevard. Louise Bloom and DotFox are sculling along at Thirty-sev¬enth street; while Nan Griswold, whohas set the pace throughout, is nowfloating comfortably about a mile off¬shore near Kensington.A Daily Maroon representativerowed out to Nan today. She report¬ed, “I am in fine physical condition;the temperature is ideal, and I antnot tired.”The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.eo'Vo-t&'GQ/TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9i!^V\cajliyv$aAjcajuJcVAUDEVILLE^>4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayFAkGAlNMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30cJUST THE PLACE TOSPOtDAM AFTERMOON OR IBM O’CONNOR MAKESFINAL SELECTIONPurdue Team StrongestIn Years*The strongest Purdue track team inylears will meet the University ofChicago at Lafayette in a dual trackmeet next Saturday evening. Judg¬ing by. the times in the final elimin¬ations, the wearers of the GoldenBlack will be ready for the invadingMaroon track aggregation.Relay Team FastThe work of the candidates for theregular berths on the relay team wasexceptionally noteworthy. The twolaps stepped by each man tvere downunder 29 4-10 sec. while the best timewas 28/-10. Spencer, Harmon andGates all paced the difference under29 seconds.To See Action SaturdayCoach O’Connor’s final selectionsfor the meet are as follows: .The 40yd. dash, Holtman, Gates, Spencer,Harmon and Huber; 40 yd. high hur¬dles, Hutton, Work, Riddle, Kirk¬patrick and Michaels; quarter mile,Spencer, Huber, Yancy, Stillwell; halfmile, Captain Little Jacoby and Spei-del; the one mile, Capt. Little, Cham¬berlain, Speidel; the two mile, Tenny,Wagner and Curtis; the pole vault,Fox and Michaels; the shot, Prentice,Teek and’Johnson; high jump, Nel-(Continued on page 6)Varsity And FroshMake Fast Time InAnnual Cup RacesChicago’s Twenty-second Annual1000 yard Cup Race was held in Bart¬lett Gymnasium Wednesday afternoonat 4 p. m.Weiner, Ingweison and Vaughanfinished first in the respective gymclass race. In the green shirt race at947 yards. Schultz, Mason and Holtfinshed in the order named, the win¬ner’s time being 2:24 4-10. Burke andWilliams tied for first in the Sopho¬more-Varsity race, their time being2:31 1-0. Bernadtsson, Zeigler, andStickney followed them in. Hegovicwon the Junior-Varsity race with atime of 2:24 1-0, while the other fin¬ishers were Dugan, Cusack, Hitz andBoynton. A curious coincidence wasthe fact that the first, second andthird place winners finished just one-tenth of a second apart. Now Weil Tell It—As Told To BigTen Weekly By NelsNels Norgren ha.^ one of his yarnsprinted in the last Big Ten Week¬ly. While coaching football at theUniversity of Utah in 1915 he hadon his team a big tackle w'ho hadperfect eyesight, never “impaired bylooking at a book.”I "tali played Southern Califor¬nia on a field covered with shav¬ings. At a crucial point in thegame, the tackle took time out andstarted to look through the shav¬ings as if he had lost something.The S. C. team helped him hunt,but the Utah team broke out withlaughter. The tackle was huntinglasses, an article u'hich he hadnever owned in his life. He hadgot a hard bump on the head andwas mentally “out.”WRESTLERS DRILLHARD IN EFFORT TOPREPARE FOR IOWAWith the odds against them the Ma¬roon grapplers are drilling under CoachVorres in preparation for a valiant effortto turn back the Iowa tide which willstrike Bartlett this Saturday.Vorres ventured the opinion that theywill display much better form than thatwhich characterized their last meet.The Hawkeyes bring to Chicago twoconference title holders; Pfeffers, 118lb. champion, and a 158 lb. class manwho took a medal last year.For the Maroons Fishman is the en¬trant in the 118 lb. tourney, Sacher andBly will wrestle at 125 lbs. Green at135 lbs., Simmerling at 147 lbs., Pen-stone at 158 lbs., Krogh at 175 lbs. andProudfoot will represent the heavies.High Run Of TenMarks Billiard MeetContestants in I. M. Billiards whoare unable to play on Saturday shouldleave a note to that effect on the Bul¬letin Board in Reynolds club. Up toThursday night the high point man,who also holds the best average runwas Roy Heibach. Marks are ex¬pected to be shattered in the comingsecond round.tHYDE PARK, BLYdTo^ BLACKSTONEHyde Park’s Wonder Show tThousands from all over the city have marveled t|t themagnificence of the new Piccadilly. They have beenthrilled and delighted by the sensational performances.By reguarly attending the Piccadn»>, you can form ajoyous habit. . i. always a brilliant show!ALBERT SHORT and his orchestraTHE FAMOUS ORIOLE orchestraFEATURE PHOTOPLAYS *SUPER STAGE SHOWSContinuous from 2 daily1:30 Saturdays andSundays. Change of ProgramMondays andFridays..'UK, TEAMS AT FORMIDABLE HEIGHTSSportologyBy Tom StephensonLuck To ’EmDon’t give the gym team all of thecredit for victory records.The Maroon track team has h rec¬ord to uphold tomorrow when theymeet the Boilermakers. Chicago hasnot lost an indoor dual track meetsince 1923.I-M Scoring StarsJimmy Webster, Delta Kappa Ep¬silon, and Denton, Sigma Chi are bat¬tling it out for high point honors inthe Intramural Cage Tourney thisyear. The 'following standings donot include points made in last night’sgames:5 195 1715 43373735323 333229G B FT TPWebster, Deke 5 24 8 56Denton, Sigma Chi 3 27 1 54Roterus, Delta Chi .Wyandt, Delta T. D.Norberg, Lamb. Chi A. 4Bonnem, A. T. 0 3 17 1Elliott, Sigma Nu 4 16 1Koerber, Sigma Nu ... 3Bartlett, Phi Gam 4 14 4McCarthy, Sigma Chi . 3 14 1From the Files—20 Years Ago TodayThe Maroon basketball team Satur¬day1 evening (Feb. 2, 1907) set a newseason’s record for Western collegequintets by running up 53 points onthe Illinois five, which secured 20....“Th star of the game was “LongJohn” Schommer who established arecord for the floor with ten fieldbaskets and one free throw ”Them were the days.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty Visitors Considered TopNotch In ConferenceRaceProbable Line-UpsChicago— —IndianaGist RF KreugerFarwell L F WellsSackett C SibleyHoerger RG CorrellMcDonough LG BecknerBy Vic RoterusWithout meaning to shout the bal-ly-hoo the Maroon-Indiana basketballgame tomorrow night should, for anumber of reasons, prove to be aboutthe best thing Bartlett patrons canhope to see this season, outside of theInterscholastic.It should, for one thing furnishsome good basketball. The visitors,although they have lost to Michigan,are given an equal chance with thatteam to end the season with a cham¬pionship, and they are known to beabout the smoothest and oiliest play¬ers playing in this Big Ten league.The Maroons themselves will pre¬sent a most formidable front. Thecombination named above is, to thewriter at least, the strongest the Ma¬roons have. With Gist and Sackettboth in the game the team will haveunusual strength under the basket,for these men excel at playing reboundshots, and as yet no one has been un¬covered who can shoot long shotswith respectable accuracy. Farwell isa good floor man, and heavier andrangier than either Zimmerman andKaplan who do not seem able to over¬come their size handicap. The threeplayers mentioned, along with Hoerg-er and McDonough, will be strongeroffensively and defensively than anyMaroon combination that has playedin Bartlett this season.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETComings-The biggest party of the yearTHE DRAKE presentsA Valentine Party onFEBRUARY 12th, featuringPAUL ASHand hisMerry Mad GangBy Special Arrangement with Benson of Chicago, Inc.withBOBBY MEEKERand hisDrake Hotel Orchestra“Let the Rajah of Jazz be Your Valentine”Direction, GLAD ANDESMake reservations nowPhone Superior 2200Admission $4.40 per personService A la Carte Formal at TenTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1927Page SixMe —■X TVbisfleWHEN WE METWhen we would meet again—I thought how it would be,He would pause, and I would smile.Perhaps he’d plead with meTo take him back, but IWould hold aloof—coldly.When we would meet again—I knew what I would do,I’d laugh, and show him I could beQuite cold, and cruel too,I’d laugh at his avowalsWhen we would meet—I knew.And when today we met—The things I’d planned to sayWere silenced—he but laughed “hel¬lo*'And swung right on his way.—Sis.THE University promises freemedical attention with the new rates.That new Nurses’ home?Add: Glories of Harper LibraryDear Turk:The Maroon announces that onlytwelve couples have filed Prom stubs.Well, do they expect a fellow to stayon good terms with the same girl fora whole month? At present I’m noteven speaking to the girl I really ex¬pect to go with.—Scotty.SEARCHI crossed the bridge last nightOn Michigan,And saw about me towers of strengthThat guided me aboveAnd left me there inInspiration.I crossed beneath it thenAnd saw belowDark streets of filth and grime anddirt.Forsaken but for oneWhose face unwreathed a sneerAnd spoke a curse ....1Leave me, dear.Whilst yet thy towers of mightAre rooted in my heart;I would not search below.—Alice-in-Wonder land.Proud Beauty, I’ll Have You in MyPowa—ah. Yet!Dear Turk:It’s a wise conductor who knowshis contribbers.—Marjolaine.QUOTE from Mr. MaynardKrueger, graduate student who stud¬ied last year in German universities:“A few members of the clubs couldbe found almost any evening sitting atgreat tables, draining huge tankardsof beer, and raising their voices to therough, unhewn rafters.” A-ooh, Mr.Coffee Shop-man, please bring me an¬other piece of pie a la mode!CONFECTIONSweet bits of femininityWith sugary smile.From whose lips dropsiciansYour whole orchestra cantravel cheaper and keepmore engagements withless lost tiare by rentingSaunders System cars. Goand come when you please.No waits— no delays. Costless than rail fare for fiveor more. •SAUNDERS SYSTEM1121 E. 63rd St.Phcr.c Hyde Park 2100It YotirsiSYSTEM\Wwtmfyou ffy/Jc Words like pure golden honey.How delectable you are!It’s sad to think, cherie,That deep at heartYou are a little nut.—Wendy.Peace! I Lied, I Lied!!Turk:So you had to tell about me. . I’llfix you, I’m going to hand in nineteenpoems about spring, and love, love,love, love!—Lord Lloyd.FRAT averages out today. Work,for the Spring is coming.—TERRIBLE TURK.O’CONNOR MAKESFINAL SELECTION(Continued from sports page)son, Work, Simpson and Hutton.Chicago defeated Purdue, 50 to 36,Indoors, last winter, and 79 to 56, Out¬doors, at Lafayette last spring. TheBoiler Makers, however, have had twolosses from graduation and have beenstrengthened considerably by sopho¬more stars, .who are expected to cut heavily into Chicago Saturday. Pur¬due will rely on Capt. Little in themile, half and relay. Little, last year,won the mile from Jimmie Cusack ofChicago, 4:27 1-2, again defeating Cu¬sack in the half, in the fast time of2:01 3-5 sec. The Boiler Makers arecounting on Spencer to win the quar¬ter mile, Gates the 40 yard dash, Foxand Michaels the pole vault, and Nel¬son to push Burg in the high jump.Nelson last year jumped 5 ft. 11 1-2 in.Take Twenty MenCoach A. A. Stagg’s Windy CityThin Clads promise to make thingsmore than interesting for the O'Con¬nor men, having trample^ the strongIndiana track team by t‘v enc sidedscore of 52 to 34. The Maroons show¬ed last Saturday that they had a wellbalanced aggregation, with unusualstrength in the half and high jump.Chicago’s two star half milers, JimmieCusack and Wakefield Burke, willmake it hot for Capt. Little, while Wil¬liams and Dugan, the Maroon aces inthe mile, ar eexpected to make himrun his best in that event. Anton BingWill endeavor to break the PurdueGymnasium record in the high jumpMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0960 Beverly 5009Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’^ Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110College Valet ServiceOne day service — we call for and deliver.WALLY’S COLLEGE SHOPS. E. Cor. Midway and Harper Hyde Park 8521Over the Rim ofGrand Canyoillif. Trad* MartU. 8. PM. Office% He Threw This Ten andIt Struck Unharmed onthe Jagged Tpcks a HalfSMile cBelowNon-breakable Pen Barrel? Dr.F. C. Morse of the National Park-to-Park Highway Association wasunconvinced.So recently to test the new ParkerDuofold barrel, he stood on therim of Grand Canyon and threwthis pen into the rock-lined chasm.When the pen was recoveredamid the fagged rocks a half milebelow the canyon’s edge, it wasscratched a bit, but quite unbroken.When the cap was removed thepoint was as good as ever—a pointguaranteed for 25 years, not onlyfor mechanical perfection but forwear!You cannot get Duofold qualityin any pen save that stamped“Geo. S. Parker.” Look carefullyfor this. Any good pen counterwould like you to try this classic.Duofold Jr. orLady Duofold *3Parker Duofold Pencils tomatch the Pens: Lady Duo-fold, $3; Oversize Jr., $3.50;“Big Brother" Over-size, $4Pen found unharmedamid the sharp rocks«THE PARKER PEN COMPANY, JANESVILLE. WISCONSINFOR SALE ATU. OF C. BOOKSTO5802 Ellis Ave.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St. of 6 ft. 2 in. set by Justin Russell in1925.Coach Stagg’s men will endeavor tokeep up their record of wins. Chicagohas not been defeated in an Indoordual meet since 1923. The Maroonshave two more dual meets on the pro¬gram, with Ohio Feb. 12 and withMinnesota, Feb. 28, both meets atChicago.20% FLUNK!20 per cent of students were droppedlast year because of poor scholarship. N.Y. U. had the highest mortality with 30per cent—Yale the lowest with 12 per cent.Misdirected effort is responsible for thiscondition. Overcome it 1 Don’t wasteso many hours taking notes in longhand.Use the A. B. C. shorthand system, basedon Prof. E. L. 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