Chib womenrally, band to re¬ject proposedrushing plan. Senior Night inCoffee Shop takesCampus by stormUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 1927CLUBS VETO TWO-YEAR PLANONE DAY LEFT TORAISE $200 INY.M.C. A. CRUSADE REJECT PROJECT BY VOTE OFSEVEN TO TWO; INSUFFICIENTNUMBER DISQUALIFIES THREEVol.27. No. 72.jWHAT of IT?ffiieowpe moh.ocn9tbr^As this writer ( a neat touch pickedup from the fellows of the largerjournals downtown) usually knocksoff his column in the sunny afternoon,so that he can retire to bed with theHitchcock pigeons at an early hour,he knows nothing of how the wom¬en’s dubs have disposed of the ques¬tion of deferring rushing until therushee’s third year in college. Thepropostiion was to go to a vote at7;:i0 in the evening (Thursday), andas it is precisely 3:03 in the after¬noon (Thursday) at this particularmoment, this writer obviously has nomeans of telling for sure which waythe vote will go. He has, however,as some of you have guessed ere this,a great mind—so he has arrived atthe conclusion that the third yearrushing idea will be voted down. Hisreasons for thinking this are obvious.The clubs that are popularly acceptedat present as being on top would getall the best of it if the third yearpledging business were passed. Asit is now, the so-called “smaller” clubsnow and then sneak over a fast one,and pledge what the boys hereaboutsterm “a good girl.” Were the thirdyear idea to go into effect, the proba¬bility of this occurring would be prac¬tically nil. So, the “smaller” clubsbeing in the majority, the vote willbe against the proposed plan. Or soI figure.) .♦ * *There are, of course, other reasonsagainst the thing. Probably all Ihave said or will say here in this col¬umn were said at the meeting lastnight by Grace Coulter, Helen Pal¬mer, Mrs. Flint and Dean Wilkins.(In this mixed time sequence, you see,we are assuming at this point thatthe moment you are reading this isFriday morning, which it is). Proba¬bly the point might be made thatholding off pledging so that therewould only be two delegations in aclub most of the time where now thereare four would result in disintegra¬tion of the club. Members wouldfilter away—drop or flunk out ofschool—and by the time the two yearsbefore a new batch could be snaredwould have passed there’d hardly beany of the old guard left to give theclub any continuity. Then there’s theidea that the whole idea of deferringrushing until the third year isfounded entirely on a fallacy. For,if I don’t miss my guess, inside of thefirst month of her freshman year,the rushee would have decided whatshe wanted, and the club would havedecided what it wanted, and if thetwo desires jibed, the party of thefirst part and that of the secondwould have got together. So, evenif the rushee were not pledged infact, she would be in the sight ofGod, and would thereafter go aboutwitli the crowd she’d picked out,minus a pledge button or not. So, Idoubt if the third year idea is soawiully good after all, and I predictthat it was (that item order again!)voted down last night.* * *The Honor Commission question(we are on serious topics today) haspopped up once more. It seems thata representative of the Undergrad¬uate was sent to the big Student Gov¬ernment Conference at Michigan awhile back. Recently at a meeting ofthe Council, the delegate was askedfor his report on the meeting, whichhad featured the Honor System ques¬tion. “The report of the conference isup in the files,” he replied. “If youwant to find out about it, go up thereand read it.” Well, that’s one way°f doing it. Personally (as a humanbeing, that is) I am for the attitudetaken by the delegate. He took theposition that the Honor System ques¬tion was a bit of hokum, and thatanyone who wanted to hear a long re¬port abouv it wasn’t quite right. Butas one who has professionally to pointout campus evils, I must, of course,really deplore, the action of the dele¬gate. ENROLLMENT FORWINTER QUARTERREACHES_7,000Undergraduates OutnumberGrads By More ThanThousandMore than seven thousand stu¬dents are enrolled in the Universityfor the winter quarter, according toan announcement made yesterdayby the Recorder’s office. Men out¬number women by a few hundred ina list including campus students andthose of the University College.Undergraduates number about athousand more than do the gradu¬ates and there are over six hundredunclassified students. Not quite twothousand are enrolled in the pro¬fessional schools.,Little Increase NotedMiss L. Heath of the Recorder’sOffice stated that the numbersdid not vary greatly from those oflast year. There were increases insome departments and decreases inothers, but in general the numberswere about the same, the statementshows.The exact figures give 3,908 menand 3,567 women with a total of7,475 at the University. There are3,989 undergraduates and 2,830graduate students; 656 is the num¬ber of the unclassified.Former Editor ofMaroon ManagesTheater PublicityHerbert Rubel, '22, former editorof The Daily Maroon is now adver¬tising and publicity manager of thenew' Piccadilly theatre and all otherSchoenstadt theatres.While on campus Mr. Rubel par¬ticipated in many varied activities.In his senior year, in addition to hisw’ork on The Daily Maroon he wasa member of the Blackfriar staff andand chairman of the publicity com¬mittee for the Washington Prom. Hewas also a member of Owl and Ser¬pent and Three Quarters Club.CONGREGATIONALISTSGIVE DANCE IN IDANOYES HALL TODAYAn all-University dance is beinggiven by the Congregational club,Charles Erasmus, president, at 8:30this evening in Ida Noyes. It isplanned to give at least one suchdance a quarter.College EducationIs Worth $150,000Every college student is earn¬ing $37,500 a year while an un¬dergraduate.Statistics compiled by Dean Ev¬erett W. Lord of the Boston Uni¬versity, show that in his lifetimethe college graduate earns about$150,000, or $72,000 more thanthe high school graduate.Proving the value of a collegeeducation Dean Lord estimatesthe earning of the average un¬trained worker from fourteen tosixty at about $45,000, in con¬trast to the total earnings of ahigh school graduate from theages of eighteen to sixty which isabout $78,000. Crowds Jam CoffeeShop For InauguralSenior Night JubileeBlending the atmosphere of theShoreland, the Plantation, the DillPickle Club, the Crillon, and theBlackhawk, the opening of the Se¬nior Night Club at the Coffee Shopwas ushered in last night by morethan 150 campus men and women.Not only did they drink coffee butthey danced to hot music furnishedby Fred Von Ammon, Bill Hahn,Rainey Bennett and Parker Hall.Marvin Hintz of Blackfriar fame,sang several late song hits.Gentlement came with and with¬out women, special tables being re¬served for the ladies. Freshmen aswell as Seniors made merry. Be¬cause the Coffee Shop was jammedto the windows many were turnedaway.When the Coffee Shop managersannounced at 10:30 that it was timeto close, a roar of protest went upfrom the crowd. Sponsors of theplan declared that they would tryto obtain a later closing hour fornext week.UNIVERiW PROFDISCOVERS CUREDevelops First Cure ForCocaine PoisoningUse of barbital both as a preven¬tive and as a cure for cocaine poi¬soning resulting from the use of thedrug as a local anaesthetic, a treat¬ment developed in the laboratory ofpharmacology by Dr. Arthur L. Ta¬tum of the University, has provento be highly successful in clinicalexperience.Dr. John Leshure of New York,reporting in the current issue of theJournal of the American MedicalAssociation, states that in 100 casesthe use of barbital prevented toxiceffects from cocaine.Forum Debates OnNewspapers’ EffectAt Meeting Monday“Do newspapers exert a harmfulinfluence on the American people?”This question will be discussed at ameeting of the Freshman ForumMonday at 3:30 in Cobb 110.The freshman debating team ofthe Iowa State University will de¬bate the freshman team here onMarch 7 on the same subject. Try¬outs for the local team will be heldsoon.RELEASE RECORD BYCAMPUS MUSICIANSTomorx’ow marks the first releaseof the Victor records made by theUniversity band, which were record¬ed last quarter. The songs, all ofthem University songs, which theband played, are “Wave the Flag ofOld Chicago,” “Our Chicago,” “Flagof Maroon,” and “ ‘C’ Stands forCherished Courage.” The recordswill be on sale at the Hyde ParkMusic Shop on 53rd Street.Hold Fireside TeaFor Frosh WomenA fireside party will be given bythe Freshman Women’s club Sundayat 5:30 hi the Y. W. C. A. room ofIda Noyes hall. Informal entertain¬ment by various freshman womenand group singing around the firehave been planned.Muriel Parker, president of theorganization, has urged all freshmanwomen to attend. List Names of Donors;Anonymous Gift HeadsContributionsThe last day!Over two hundred dollars to go!The Y drive to date has nettedonly about one hundred and fiftydollars cash and a hundred dollarsin pledges. Students do not need tomake their financial contributionsright now, Milton D. McLean, sec¬retary, stated yesterday. Pledgesmay be made covering a period oftime for their payment.A determined effort to reach thefiv»e. hundred dollar goal will bemade today. Groups as well as indi¬viduals are asked to make theirpledges. The Y is still confident ofreaching their goal, for/ the campushas exhibited marked interest andsupport of the drive.Name DonorsThere are a number of facultypledges and small student pledges,but the leading contributors to dateare as follows: first, an anonymouspledge of $25, and secondly onefrom Tom Paul for $20. Third placegoes to the Phoenix with $12.50,closely pursued by the Maroon’spledge of $10. Five dollar contribu-(Continued on page 4)Artie Scott OffTo Get ElephantsIn Asiatic Wilds?P '“Artie” Scott, associate professorof history, is not quite sure wheth¬er in his travels this time he willhave'4 the chance to deal with solidivory outside the class room” as hetold about in his story, “The Pro¬fessors at the Battle of Bull Run,”published in the magazine section ofthe Christmas Maroon.He is, however, planning to be offcampus from the Spring quarter un¬til next Christmas, and during thattime Mr. Scott says that he mightview the sights that Japan and Asiahave to offer.KAPPA PI, HONORARYART CLUB INITIATESAT DINNER TONIGHTKappa Pi, a national honorary so¬ciety for students who have Phi BetaKappa grades in art, will initiateeleven men and women at a banquettonight at 6:30 in the sunparlor ofIda Noyes hall.List Requisites forCouncil CandidatesFour requirements, accordingto Wendell Bennett, president ofthe Undergraduate Council, havebeen set forth for all all Juniorsdesiring to run for Undergradu¬ate Council.1. Any Junior planning to runUndergraduate Council must turnin his name to Wendell Bennett,Box 61, Faculty Exchange, be¬fore Friday, February 4.2. All candidates must riportat a meeting to be held, Febru¬ary 4 at 3:30 in Classics 20.3. Anyone whose name is notin by that date will not be placedupon the ballot.4. Two men and two wbmetiare to be elected to office^ Prom Tickets GoingFast; Fraternities toCall for AllotmentOnly a few fi'aternities havefailed to send representatives tosecure their prom ticket allot¬ments. The tardy Greeks are ChiPsi, Delta Sigma Phi, Delta Up-silon, Sigma Nu and the Romans.Prom tickets are being soldvery rapidly, but there are stilla few available at the Universitybookstore for non-fraternity men.Those purchasing tickets are tofill out the stub on the left of theticket with the names of the cou¬ple and deposit it as soon as pos¬sible in the box in The Daily Ma¬roon office, so that a completelist of those attending may ap¬pear in the prom program.ANNOUNCE YEARBOOK ART STAFFChoose Associate EditorsFrom ContestantsAssociate art editors of the Capand Gown will be selected nextmonth from the present department,according to Victoria Smith, art edi¬tor. Students competing for thepositions are Helen Scott, IrmaSelz, Adrian Klassen, Frank Milch-rist, Ann Van Nice, Jeanette Smith,William Dutton, Theodore Young,Harriett Smith, Jane Bruening andJoseph Waske.Selection will be based on thequality and amount of work done,according to Miss Smith.College AuthorsGiven Chance ByHarper’s MagazineAn offer attractive to all aspiringand ambitious writers of the young¬er class has been recently made byHarpers’ Magazine. It is in the na¬ture of a literary contest open toall undergraduates in any Americancollege, provided only that the writ¬er has not had his manuscript pub-(Continued on page 4)WISCONSIN SUICIDEHAS COUSIN HEREWalter Cassels Noe, a student atthe University of Wisconsin, whocommitted suicide last Sunday, wasa cousin of John Bartlett, a PhiGamma Delta.Noe was a junior in the pre-med¬ics school. He was a member of theDelta Kappa Epsilon fraternity.Tickets for KennedyReading Not IssuedTickets for Charles Rann Kenne¬dy’s reading from his new play willnot be available at the President’soffice, until Monday, February 28, itwas announced today. No orders willbe taken by mail or telephone—allapplicants must call in person at thewest end of Harper. Results Of Popular BallotShow 132 Against PlanAnd 70 In FavorThird year rushing plan for Wom¬en’s clubs was defeated last night inthe theatre of Ida Noyes hall by avote of seven clubs to two. The voteof three clubs, Phi Beta Delta, PiDelta Phi and Delta Sigma werecast out because they failed to havea quorum of their voting memberspresent.Votes were cast by clubs, and un¬less two-thirds of the quorum pres¬ent voted in favor of the plan, thevote of the club went in as againstit. Out of 251 possible ballots, 202were cast, with 132 against and 70in favor of the plan.Individual Club ReturnsThe stand of the individual clubswas: The Mortar Board, twenty-fourto one against;. The Esoteric, elevento six against; Quadrangle, fourteento five against; SigVna twelve for,seven against, vote counted against;The Wyvern, twelte to four against;Chi Rho Sigma, twenty-two to twoagainst; Deltho, eight to seven infavor; Achoth, ten against; Phi Del¬ta Upsilon, nineteen to one in fav-(Continued on page 4)Political ScienceClub Reorganizes;Plan Mixer, TeaIn the reorganization of the Poli¬tical Science club members of theadvisory council will hold office forone quarter only; according to Jer¬ome G. Kerwin, faculty advisor.Plans are being made for a mixerand a tea at which the club hopesWilliam Hale Thompson and .EdwardLitsinger, republican candidates formayor, will speak. The president,Paul HJagland; secretary, RichardChadwell; and treasured, StanleyFried will hold office until the springelection. .‘DOWN WITH BERETS,’DETROIT COEDS CRY;‘PROTECT OUR EARS’* .i- ’ f JBecause they think them too com¬mon at other universities, the co-edsat the University of Detroit have de¬cided not to wear berets. The girlsalso state that the berets fail tokeep the ears warm,Seek Workers ForSettlement Groups“Classes or groups to suit yourindividual tastes or talents, ar¬ranged for your own conveni¬ence”; such is the promise given •to all volunteers for social serv¬ice work. As a result of thisweek’s chapel program sometwenty students have volunteeredfor the settlemertt \vork, only sixof which are girls. All of the fourspeakers, in presenting the needsof the community, pointed outthat workers in any social fieldwhatsoever were desired. Evenpart time work by the students isof some benefit.! ‘Other namesmay still be given tio Mr. McLean.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 1927Utt?? iailg iHarmmFOUNDED IN 1901• HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPnlillthed morning*, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Antnmn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. 8abacrlptk>n ratea:It.ftO per year: by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eachEntered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Ilnuoia. March IS.WO. under the act of March S, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia)4i>nearlng in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones* Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; liuiinetn Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of tbe Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines . . . Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women's EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stonet^orge Gruskin ...Alice KinsmanTom Stephenson..George Jones Sports EditorAl WiddifieldMadge ChildRoselle F. MossBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day Editor•suthrvn Sandmerer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris- Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubaaer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmet Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorRalph Stitt Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher.. .. Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein. Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack Me Brady Sophomore AaaistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantBUT IT DOESN’T DIE In BriefBy Dexter W. Master*The name: of William Gladstone,England’s celebrated statesman offive decades ago, and of Lily Lang¬try, the equally celebrated actress,were linked by Captain PeterWright in his libel suit against theson of the * great statesman. Theson, Lord Gladstone, objected sometime ago to certain phrases in Cap¬ tain Wright’s book “Portraits andCriticisms” which attacked the mor¬al character of the elder Gladstone,but, unfortunately, flung accusa¬tions at Wright which are almostmore derogatory than those in thebook.Captain Wright deserves commen¬dation for one thing at least. Hedid not hint in his statements re¬garding Mr. Gladstone, that theymight be rumors; he was emphaticin declaring them to be true. Nor didhe mask Mr. Gladstone’s identitywith fictitious names or circumstanc¬ es ; he was, in short, outspoken tothe nth degree. Mr. Gladstone wascharacterized by Wright as onewho “in public spoke the languageof the highest and strictest princi¬ples and in private pursued and pos¬sessed every sort of woman.” LordGladstone, in turn, was no less em¬phatic in his statements to Wright,whom he termed a “liar,” a “cow¬ard,” and a “fool.”The real butt of the whole affairis the elder Gladstone despite thefact that his son has assumed the offended attitude.* * *. Judge Kenesaw Mountain Landisthe high commissioner of baseballfinished up the last of the outstand¬ing scandals yesterday and as a re¬sult, Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker havean undefiled status in the baseballworld.Judge Landis’ decision, which ex¬onerated Cobb and Speaker from allsuspicions of dishonesty, not onlvclears their names of any stigma ofdisgrace but returns them to their(Continued on page 4)/^VNCE OR TWICE in any academic age, somebody with more^imagination than vision foresees the end of religion. General¬ly the end which he foresees is near and definite. But it nevermateralizes. Just about the time when religion ought to be fold¬ing its metaphorical hands for the last long sleep, somebody comesalong with a new program, or a new idea, or a new dream, or anew angle on the old problem, and behold—the dry bones clothethemselves in living tissue, garb themselves in clean, new gar¬ments, and start a new crusade.So within the memory of most of us, there have been count¬ess prophecies of the end of all things religious. The church wastottering to its fall. Religion was mostly bunk and superstition.And so on, ad nauseam. And we listen for the crash, and be¬hold—three thousand students, of every shade of belief andcreed and custom and tradition gather at Milwaukee during theholidays of 1926-7 to eat, talk, worship, pray, and think together.We decide to read only cultural literature, and to avoid everythingreligious—and behold, all our favorite cultural journals begin topublish religious articles; in fact, to feature them. We decide notto go to church any more—and then Fosdick comes to the cam¬pus, and all available tickets for the services which he conductsare gone before we can wedge ourselves into line to get ours.It is possible, of course, that religion will die, and soon. Inthis day we are hesitant to cry, “Impossible!” But so many prop¬hets of destruction have been wrong so many times that at leastwe may be pardoned a doubt or two as to the accuracy of theirforecasts. And the longer we look at the situation in wihch wearfe, and the more we understand of it, the less apt we are to lookfor the end of religion.The explanation is perhaps simple enough: we are reachingany adjustment between our higher and lower selves, in all phasesof life, just as all ages have done before us. We have not ceasedto aspire, and dream, and plan, and hope, and work, and worship;only we are asking that all these attributes of ourselves be givenmodern settings in harmony with our modern culture and civiliza¬tion. When this is done—when religion ceases to be theory andbecomes practise, and experiment, and challenge—then we shallsee the dead bones of our religious habits clothe themselves withthe living tissue of power, and we shall find ourselves in a newcrusade. Religion never is dead to anybody who lives it.DRIVEANEW Young Men’s Christian Association, rising like a phoe¬nix out of the ruins ot the past few years, has come to thecampus with a new interpretation of religion, and a new idealof service and inspiration.Its drive for funds to carry on the very real work which the“Y” has been accomplishing from the autumn quarter, and willaccomplish this quarter and for many quarters, is almost realized.Here is a good cause And here are good men.Contribute. bftT ®0 nrshtjjThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 5642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to |2 a.m.Office Hours: 2 to 5 p. m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning ServiceWADS WORTH” SCHOOL64th and UniversitySermon by Dr. Norman S.Coleman, Portland, OregonEvening Service—7:45 p. m.The Church, Kimbark at 64thSermon by Dr. S. S. Daugherty,Ashville, North CarolinaHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Qasses in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—Sermon: “A Man’sFoes.”‘‘The Critic and the Heart”5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society7:30 P. M.—Sermon: “One In¬creasing Purpose.”FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School. 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship. 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYoung Peoples Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour7:0ff p. m.—Discussion Groups—Undergraduate Club for WomenMen’s Club—Prof. W. W. ChartersSubject: “The Relation of Per¬sonality to Effectiveness inWork”8:00 p. m.—Evening Service8 :45 p. m.—Home Party <tyt$ivpt 3imtamn (SJjuprf)®loo6laton‘&tenur ant) 57th StreetUon Ogden Oocft - ministerSUNDAY, JANUARY 3011 A. M. "RELIGION AS SOCIETAL COHESION.”6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB. “Mexico.”You Are Invited to AttendHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.Willis Laiten Goldsmith, Pastor10:00 a. m.—Discussion Class.11:00 a. m.—Worship and ser¬mon: “Anchors That Hold”6:00 p. m.—Scrooby Club foryoung people. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 54TH ST."Whrrr You're t Stranger Only On**.”C. E. Paulus, Paator9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea. Thatfellowship hour so fnany youngpeople are appreciating.6:45 p. m.—Luther League. For¬um discussion.7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.ALL STUDENTS ARE INVITEDSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, Jan 16, 19271 1 :00 A. M. “The Layman and the Preacher.”7:45 P. M. Organ Recital.8:00 P. M. “The Man He Might Have Been.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerCrnii A Helping Hanb!You can always do the little things that make other peoplehappy. Many little helpful, thoughtful acts are better thanonly a few.Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES,MinisterBASIL F. WISE,Director of MusicSermon—11:00 a. m.—“Man’sPlace and Importance.”Fourth of a Series of Sermonson Religious Thought.5:45 p. m.—Wranglers—Mr.Ellsworth Faris of the Universitywill speak on some phase of Afri¬can life.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday's work. St. Paul’s on theMidway(UniversaKsts)i60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister' Young People’s Services Sun¬day and week-days. You are in¬vited to share in our fellowshipprogram.9:45 a. m.—Church School11:00 a. m.—Worship6:30 p. m.—Young People’s sup¬per1 7:00 p. m.—Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House8759 Kimbark AveaaeTel. Fairfax 79SSREV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D.,Student ChaplainServicesSundays—Holy Communion, 9:00 a. mat tbe Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Daya—Holy Com¬munion, 7:00 a m., at the Church House.The Chorch ofThe RedeemerStth and Btaekatoa#REV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..555# Blaekaten* Are.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Derclieator Arena*Tel. Fairfax $914Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist aidEvensong as announced.St. Paul’s Church59th and DorchesterPariah Office: 4945 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland SIMREV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday gsrsleeaHoly Communion, 8:0# a. m.Church School Service, 9:90 a. m.Morning Service, 11:09 a. m.Young Paople’a Sapper, 5:19 p. mEvening Service, 7:45 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE 8TUDEBAKBR THEATRE418 8. Michigan A venaeSunday, Jan. 30th nt 11 a. m.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onCount Keyserling's “Book ofMarriage”All seats freeVisitors cordially welcomeERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15Debate: “The Open vs. theClosed Shop”John L. Lovett, General ManagerMichigan ManufacturersAssociationJohn P. Frey, President Ohio Fed¬eration of LaborQuestions from the Audience«1U4|Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—Subject, “Alpha and Omega."Evening Service, 7:45 o'clock—Subject, *'1$ Life Worth the Living”?Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNV . i... . ..THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 1927THE DAILY FEATURE PAGE MAROONTREVOR ARNETTLIKE HEROES OFALGER’S NOVELS ‘College Humor’ In New Light;Assumes Rple of Big BrotherFrom Office Boy to OilKing's Assistant Is HisExperienceWith a friendly greeting for un¬dergraduate and faculty memberalike, one of the University’s bestloved men came back recently tospeak at a dinner given by the Trus¬tees to the Faculty. This man wasTrevor Arnett, a man who in thirtyyears rose from an English immi¬grant undergraduate here, to thepersonal assistant of John D. Rocke¬feller, Jr.The whole career of Mr. Arnettis marked by a series of triumphswhich have never spoiled the kindlymodest nature of this brilliant man.Working first as an office boy he wasable in 1890 to enter the Univer¬sity of Minnesota. Two years laterhe held the position of accountantand chief clerk for the ChicagoGreat Western Railroad which hegave up in 1896 to finish his uni¬versity work at Chicago. It is herethat his remarkable ability for figur¬ing came under the notice of Dr.Harper, and from then until he tookhis A. B. in 1898 he helped Dr.Harper with the University account¬ing.Install* New SystemAt graduation he became auditorof the university and did graduatework at the same time on a fellow¬ship granted him in accounting. Inthis capacity he organized and car¬ried out his wonderful system ofchecks and balances which has madethe University of Chicago a modelfor all other financial systems. Heremained in this position until 1920and then jvecame secretary of theBoard of Education, which is oneof the three boards through whichJohn D. Rockefeller gives endow¬ments to schools.During this time he establishedthe financial reputation of the Uni¬versity of Chicago by using theschool as an example to all thosewho came to him as a recognizedauthority on college finance. Grad¬ually there was worked up a seriesof summer sessions or conferenceson campus to which men came fromall parts of the country by invita¬tion to study Dr. Arnett’s systems.Returns to CampusHis Alma Mater again reclaimedhim in 1924 and he returned as VicePresident and Business Managerwhich offices he held until last yearwhen he accepted the offer to beJohn D. Rockefeller Jr’s, personalAssistant.Another interesting thing abouthim is the fact that he was a fullprofessor of educational administra¬tion at Chicago without any previ¬ous teaching experience. Mr. Ar¬nett also was a member of the Boardof Trustees from 1916 to 1922 andagain last year. “ ‘College Humor’ is trying to bebig brother to all the rest of thecollege humor magazines,” HaroldN. Swanson, editor of the famouscollegiate magazine.In carrying out this “big brother”theory, “College Humor” has acquir¬ed the right to use any college pub¬lication that allows its jokes to bereprinted in any magazine with abad reputation. It encourages good,clever jokes by reprinting the bestof them in its own sheets, Mi*. Swan¬son maintains.“Our object,” the editor says, “isto give the public a clean idea ofcollege. It is one of the finest in¬stitutions in American and we wantto know it. With the interest of thepublic attracted to the college cam¬pus by fooball games front pagenews stories, and numerous movingpictures featuring college life, it iseasy to sell a magazine of this type.Such a large audience makes itworth the attempt to give a correctimpression.”An effort is also being made toshow that recognized authors do notlook down on humor. Arnold Ben¬nett is writing for the March issue.Other noted authors have contribu¬ted ,and many are on the future list.Booth Tarkington served his appren¬ticeship on the staff of his collegehumor sheet.That it takes brains and youth tobe witty is the policy of the publish¬ers. In keeping with this theory,everyone connected with the maga¬zine is young, and has a first handLibrarian Produces1545 German BibleRevised by LutherNorthwestern is not alone in hav¬ing one of the 1546 Bibles, accordingto Theodore A. Miller, cataloguer andclassifier in the University libraries.An incomplete copy of the same vol¬ume that was recently rediscovered atNorthwestern is possessed by theUniversity.The University copy is well pre¬served and covers the books fromGenesis to Ecclesiastes. It came intothe possession of the Universitythrough the divinity school, formerlythe Morgan Park Baptist Seminaryto which the Bible was donated bythe American Bible Union collection.The 1645 edition was the last to bepersonally revised and edited by Mar¬tin Luther. There are very fewcopies of it now extant, and all are ofenormous value. The Luther Bibleoccupies the same position in Ger¬many that the King James versionholds in this country.OFF THE SHELFBy Janet Vo»*New books are flooding the marketcompete with those fairly recentstandbys, “Nigger Heaven” and “ThePrivate Life of Helen of Troy.” Butnow we progress to Ruekin College,Oxford, where Philip Gibbs lays the»cene of his new book, “YoungAnarchy.” A young miner, a stu-iient at the college, is injured andtaken to the home of the omnipres¬ent wealthy girl to recuperate. Re¬sentment grows into love and the!foung man marries the wealthy girl,fcnd, since this is England, goes in-Politics. The plot is mediocre,out vivid descriptions of London res¬cue the reader from utter boredom.In “This Believing World” LewisBrowne has written a brief, veryreadable history of the comparativeReligions of the world. The book ispot revolutionary from an agnostict>o»nt of view. Browne has simplycollected the most important factsthe gr^at religions of the world, cleared them of their theological rub¬bish, and then set them down in aclear, engaging manner. The bookis every bit as interesting and asdefinitely charming as many a greatwork of fiction.“Goodbye, Stranger” by StellaBenson is a book worth one’s whileto read; it is witty and searching, ifnot finding. It is a bit hysterical, per¬haps although a strain of bitternessruns through it. The argument pre¬sented is “kindness is a symptom ofvulgarity.”Although the leading characters of“The Red Pavillion” by John Gun¬ther ’22, are not connected with theUniversity of Chicago, in the back¬ground of the plot are a Universityprofessor, a professor’s widow, anda co-ed. A sculptress, a product ofthe Chicago Art Institute and Paris,plays the part of the heroine. Hermarriage with an ambitious chemistis the main thread of the plot. impression of college life. Concern¬ing himself, Mr. Swanson said, “Ihave authentic information that Iam the youngest editor in the Unit¬ed States, and I guess I’m a littleproud of it.”PATRONS AMAZEDBY NEW THEATERPiccadilly Opens Doors ForInitial PerformanceBy Roger ConnellyThat Schoenstadt’s new $2,000,-OOOPiccadilly Theatre at Hyde ParkBoulevard and Blackstone Avenuemet with instantaneous success whenit opened its doors last Monday wasevidenced by the fact that the thou¬sands who came from all parts of thecity were unanimous in their praiseof the new theatrical palace. Theymarveled at the beauty of the build¬ing, at its architectural splendor andits many innovations. And they de¬lighted in the spectacular perform¬ance that harmonized perfectly withthe magnificence of the treatre.An entire change of program startsMonday, January 31 and continuesfor four days. Again featured onthis performance are Albert E. Shortand the Piccadilly grand orchestraand the’Oriole Orchestra in sparklingrenditions of the latest in syncopa¬tion. The soul-stirring scene “In thePrison Cell of Marguerite” from thefamous opera Faust will be perform¬ed by a trio of grand opera stars,whose golden voices are knownthroughout the country. They areHazel Eden, well known Chicago andBoston opera soprano and HerbertGould, basso and William Mitchell,tenor, noted for their opera singingon the west coast. At the organ, LeoTerry wil loffer in his inimitable waythe delightful “In a Little SpanishTown.” Orville Rennie, noted forhis crystal-clear voice, and the Three(Continued on page 4) If—The CollegeStudent ReallySet the StylesBy Harriet HathawayCollege men and the Prince ofWales set the styles, asserts Prof.F. A. Russell of the University ofIllinois. A literal interpretation ofthe statement, however, leads to com¬plications.With college men setting the stylesthe fashion world is about to undergoa sudden change. We may expect tosee dark blue berets on the silveryheads of dignified bank officials. Gen¬tlemen of the law court will appearto plead for their clients with 1898flashing in brilliant.colors across col¬legiate sweaters. Sheepskin coatswill cover swallow-tails at the opera.Best of all, however, some of ourwell-dressed professors will soon beflying streamers from the tops of lit¬tle green caps.May college men set the styles!FEET OF CLAYBy Aldean GibboneyLittle rainbow verses....A little sorry song....Bits of fairy gladness....A prayer to right the ivrong..These songs you sang.2.If thought I knew you then,Whom 1 had never seen....An elfin-angel child....Ah, thus you should have been.To sing those songs.3.I wish I had not seenYour strange unloveliness,Your cigarette in lipsToo red, your too-tight dress,Not like your songs.A.But sometimes still I’ll dream,(And wish that it were true)And see again the girl I lovedBefore I had met you....Such are your songs.I Ain’t Nobody’s BabyBY LEO L. STONED’ye know? Despite the poignantmusings of Edgar Guest, and the ser¬ious avowals of William Wordsworth,I have decided that I wouldn’t care tobe a baby again. They can arguetill the freshmen come home aboutthe advantages of being innocentlyunaware of the trials of life or com¬fortably secure from the disillusion-ments of love, or the stock market,but I am going to remain stubborn¬ly loyal to my conviction. Lastweek I was over to inspect my re¬cently arrived baby cousin. Sur¬rounded as the infant was by dotingparents, enthusiastic clansmen, andexpensive nurses, I saw the poor kidexposed to treatment that, for thetime, made my warm blood run coldand almost drove me, even while theproud father was handing out cigars,to the indignant smoking of myown cigarettes. My little cousinwill testify that being a baby isn’ta simple matter of lying in a softcradle and howling periodically forwarm milk or fresh flannels. He’shaving a terrible time. I’m glad thatI’m not a baby—yes, sir! I’d cer¬tainly hate to be in his perambulator.My objections to infancy as a per¬sonal state are not to be confusedwith my distinct enthusiasm for adultprivileges. But it isn’t becausebabies cannot go out on dates, orshoot pool, or drink gin that I crit¬icise their status; my disdain forthe cradle is based on stronger mat¬ters.My Poor CousinConsider the case of my youngcousin—the horrible sensation thatdoubtless comes to him with thewearing of a cap that comes downover his ears and is tied togetherunder his chin. 'Consider, if youwere in his place, the insult of be¬ing presented with a celluloid rattleas something interesting wi^i whichto amuse yourself. Ponder on the QUESTBy Leanore Ovittindignity of having your mouth pull¬ed open for molar exhibition pur¬poses. What individual, endowedwith a human soul, could remainhappy while perfect strangers insistthat he looks like that fat, silly¬looking guy in the corner. Whatgentleman likes to overhear ladies towhom he has not been personally in¬troduced remark, while he lies help¬less on his back, that they would liketo come over and help give him abath?It Ain’t RightConsider, too, how bored a babymust become with people who peerinto his face, point a finger at him,gurgle idiotic words, and look pain¬fully disappointed if he doesn’t gooff into spasms of laughter. “Smile,baby, smile”—“Come on, tootsums,make patsies with the itty-bitty fin¬gers”—all day long; hell! don’t theythink a fellow ever has any seriousthoughts?And then, this business of beingpicked up, hurled through the air,somersaulted, tickled, pinched, hand¬led, manhandled, woman-handled—is it any wonder that babies can’ttalk for the first two years of theirlife? If they treated you that way,you’d be scared speechless, too!Something Should Be DoneWe must remember that, aftersleeping and playing in the samemonotonous position all day long, ayoung fellow is really entitled to achange of scenery at night. But doeshe get sympathy or service? NoInstead, his- friendly announce¬ment that he is ready for a littlesocial life is answered by a sleep¬looking, unkempt* fellow who cursescruelly at him and tries, by sing¬ing inanely of some damn fool in¬fant who slept on top of a tree andencountered many inconveniencesfrom the wind, to make him forget(Continued on page 4) These things I seek:Beauty, aiui love, and you.Beauty is far and rare....Love is too hard to bear....Still, I will always seek.(These things must be somewhere,These things, and you.)START SERIES OFCOURSE REVIEWSSixteen Professors CollaborateIn Freshman CourseEditor’s Note—Six minutes’conversation with a dean once ev¬ery thi?'» months and a twenty-five word description in the coursehook scarcely offers to the stu¬dent an adequate knowledge ofthe various courses given at theUniversity.Therefore the Maroons will un¬dertake to describe on its featurepage a number of the most inter¬esting, popular and original cour¬ses offered in the various colleges.Perhaps, the most coveted, unus¬ual, and generally informationalcourse given at the University is theNature of the World and Man. It isa survey course of all the naturalsciences, presented in three quartersto a selected group of first year stu¬dents. The course has gained prom¬inence for more than the mereknowledge it imparts; it is likewisean experiment attracting the atten¬tion of nationally famous educators.Sixteen professors, each a special¬ist in his individual field, presenttheir various aspects of the naturalsciences. After each lecturer finisheshis discussion the class meets inthree discussion groups under thedirection of Drs. Newman, Bretz andCoulter where the material is morecarefully tabulated and digested. Atvarious times each group conducts(Continued on page 4)Not Only StudentsAcquire Polish At ,College—New TheoryWhy are the lamp posts in frontof Swift ftall? Some intellectualsmaintain that they are “lamps untothe feet” of the theology students.They are wrong.At seven fifty-nine and . three-quarters this morning a masculineindividual, heavily laden with a briefcase, approached Swift hall portalsrunning from the west. Seizing themost convenient lamp post with hisright hand he swung the corner intriumph. Reports saw there was notardiness in Swift that morning.If, in years to come, the hall stillkeeps that speedy name, and stu¬dents approach it on the run, insteadof dull black lamp posts they will behighly polished structures in lastingevidence and memory of 8 o’clockclasses. JANE ADDAMS INRECEPTIVE MOOD,YET SAYS LITTLENoted Welfare WorkerCordial But DeclinesTo TalkBy Roselle F. Mot*The busy woman assumed a morecomfortable position on the end ofa large divan, toyed with a pair oftortoise-shell glasses, wished that themaid would serve the tea and didn’tsay a word about college women inpolitics, college women in social serv¬ice, or any one of a hundred topicsabout which she might have said abookful.Instead she asked about The DailyMaroon and smoking among women,and talked about Queen Marie andDublin, Ireland.Jane Addams isn’t the kind of aperson that one interviews in thetraditional pen and paper manner.And even though she is an author¬ity on every phase of woman’s en¬deavor she doesn’t pretend to knowanything but just think things.“I wonder if we can classifywomen in politics as to whether ornot they are college women. Itseems to me that there is no distinc¬tion in the political world. I couldname any number of prominentwomen who are college graduatesand also who aren’t.”“As for the field of social servicework, college women are coming tothe foreground there. The UnitedCharities is oue of the first organ¬izations to prefer and choose onlycollege graduates.”Smoking among university womendoes not worry Miss Addams. Al¬though she doesn’t smoke Miss Ad¬dams credits her stand on the ques¬tion to her life abroad where she be¬came accustomed to seeing womensmoke. Queen Marie, according tothe social worker, was delightful andgraciously interested in Hull Housewhich continues to remain Miss Ad-dam’s chief pleasure.Visiting the social settlementwhich she founded in 1889 with MissEllen Gates Starr this busy womanfinds time to be interested in thenew kiln which the house is purchas¬ing because of the unusual amountof attention being centered on pot¬tery, and in the various new duhsbeing formed for the representednationalities. Miss Addatps is notliving at Hull House this year but isthere each day to know that the six¬ty residents of the house continueto cater in their own way to some ofthe 9000 persons who come for work,aid, or entertainment of some sort.Beside her work at Hull HouseMiss Addams was one of the twen¬ty representatives sent by the Unit¬ed States to the International Wom¬en’s Peace Conference in Dudblin,Ireland, last summer. Twenty-twocountries were represented at theconvention which met at the Univer¬sity of Dublin. “Although the con-continued on page 4)SOCIALLY SPEAKINGWinter quarter; the season for din¬ner dances, fraternity formals andwhat not. We cannot easily forgetthe Military Ball just one week ago,the files of slowly moving couplesmarching to the tune of the “CaissonSong” as harmonized by Jack Chap¬man’s orchestra. But it is past andour souvenir sabres are laid awaywith other remembranoes.Beta Theta Pi is giving its winterformal tonight at the Congress hotel.If numbers spell success there will benothing to provent the party frombeing okay since several alumni willbe present and some invited guestsfrom the Northwestern chapter. PsiUpsilon is giving an informal housedance tonight from 9 to 1. “The beetcolored orchestra in the city of Chi¬cago,” admits one of the brothers, “avaudeville troupe, and scrambled eggsand bacon, are our guarantee of awonderful party.” Congregational Club is holding adance tonight from 8:80 to 12:30 inIda Noyes hall. George Jones’ or¬chestra, better known as the campusMaroons, will render some peppy jazzmusic.Sigma Alpha Epsilon will warm uptheir house with one of their char¬acteristic good dances tonight from9 to 1. Mrs. James Crierger will actas hostess.Club Is SponsorAnd last of all for tonight’s enter¬tainment is the Phi Beta Delta partyat .South Shore Country .Club from9 to 1. Mr.« and Mrs. James McKen¬zie will be chaperones.Tomorrow night there will be onlytwo dances. Tau Delta Phi are hav¬ing an alumni dance at the Belmonthotel. Pi Phi Pi are celebrating atthe Illinois Women’s Athletic clubwith a winter formal. Mr. and Mrs.John Dinsmore are the hosts and hos¬tesses.... i 111 ' ‘ ''ill iiifa mhiiiiii iiiiiimliii iin'mi n''n iii ii i ■am ■■ tjtiitk'-tPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 28, 1927Jane Addams InReceptive MoodYet Says .Little IN BRIEF(Continued from page 3)ference lasted only one week, I vis¬ited in Ireland for three weeks asthe people and country were so de¬lightful. It was educational to seeIjhe Irish Free State in its infancy,”sard Miss Addams in telling of herjourney.And this busy woman solving noproblems, and making no definitestatements continued to gossip of acold, the University and its people,the value of the School of SocialService Administration, and theweather.I AIN’T NOBODY’SBABY•(Continued from page 3)about his desire for night life.I rejoice that I am no longer ababy—in the technical sense, atleast. My little cousin will be allthe more bitter in his position whenhe realizes later that they havechristened him Clarence. I warnthe parents of America that therewill be a day of reckoning. Doesnot the Bible, itself, sound a threat¬ening note—‘‘And a little child shalllead them”?Patrons AmazedBy New Theater(Continued from page 3)White Kuhns will sing some popularsongs in conjunction with the OrioleOrchestra. Adolph Menjou takes thelead in the screen presentation“Blond or Brunette.” He is assistedby Greta Nissen and Arlette Marchalin a smart and sophisticated comedy.Doors open daily at 1:30, Sundaysat 1 and the performance is contin¬uous until midnight. Popular pricesprevail. (Coninued from page 2)clubs, Detroit and Cleveland and, iffor any reason neither club shouldwish to retain them, stipulates thatthey are eligible for any team ineither the American or the Nation¬al league. Thus far no successor hasbeen discovered to fill the void cre¬ated by the clearing up of thisscandal. C~Jlege Authors GivenChance by Harper’sMagazineThe long-awaited statement ofSecretary Kellogg concerning the at¬titude of America toward Chinawhich was issued yesterday morn¬ing, was amplified last night by thestate department. The most recentstatements give assurance that thegovernment is ready and willing toenter into negotiations with both thenorthern and southern factions, butavoid any mention of possible co¬operation with England.Senator Borah, chairman of thesenate foreign relations committee,also broke his long silence and ex¬pressed his opinion of what Ameri¬ca’s policy in the Orient ought tobe. He said, in part, that sendingmilitary forces to China would un¬doubtedly end disastrously an woulddismiss any desire on the part ofthe Chinese to protect foreigners.Senator Borah avocated a “preven¬tion instead of cure” policy andtermed the struggle going on inChina as “magnificent.”The city council, not trusting tosnap judgment, yesterday extendedthe present surface lines franchise,which expires February 1, for sixmonths longer on a day-to-day ba¬sis. The ordinance- was dqly passedand signed by Federal Juge Wil-kerson, by Leonard Busby, presidentof the south side branches, and byMayor Dever, and now the councilmay meditate for six months on thetwo or three propositions confront¬ing it, any one of which is superiorto the present slip-shod method. (Continued from page 1)lished elsewhere than in a collegemagazine or paper.The contest, which includes anykind of prose, closes March 5. Allmanuscripts should be addressed toIntercollegiate Literary Contest,Harper’s Magazine, 49 East 33rd St.,New York City. The prizes are $500for first place, $300 for second and$200 for third.Baylor Speaks OfField In Home Ec.Miss Adelaide Baylor, chief of theHome Economics Division of theFederal Board for Vocational Educa¬tion, will speak at 3:30 in Blaine 117.The subject of her talk will be “Op¬portunities for Leadership in theField of Vocational Home Econom¬ics.” Miss Baylor has spoken oncampus several times before.ONE DAY LEFT TO RAISE$200(Continued from page 1)tions were made by John Meyer,Minott Stickney, LaFayette Marsh,Kenneth Stott, Herbert Beardsley,Harold Schwede, Edgar Burtis, Ash-burn Koch, Ernest Stoehr, StuartKenney,, and Milton Peterson. CarlErickson and Donald Bickley con¬tributed three dollars apiece. Con¬tributions may be taken to the Yoffices in the Reynolds clubhouse.Clubs Veto Two-YearPlan(Continued from page 1)or of third year rushing.Talks Precede BallotingPreceding the baUoting, talkswere given by Mrs. Edith FosterFlint, Professor Ernest H. Wilkins,Helen Palmer, chairman of the com¬mittee, and Miss Grace Coulter,head of the Eleanor clubs of Chi¬cago.TheUniversity of Chicago Bandon 'Victor RecordsNo. 20427A—Our Chicago.—Wave the flag.B—Flag of Maroon.—“C" Stands for Cherised Cour age.Many Other College Songs On RecordCome in and listentothe latest popular dance hits onthe new PORTABLE ORTHOPHON1C VICTROLAHyde Park Music Shop1525 E. 53rd Street (near Lake Park)OPEN EVENINGS Fairfax 5000 Start Series ofCourse Reviews(Continued from page 3)their own discussions without the di¬rector being present.The text book by the same namehas attracted national attention.These sixteen noted professors metone evening a week throughout aperiod of four months to criticizethe various completed manuscriptsof their colleagues and to compilethe book under the editorship of Dr.H. H. Newman. The book tends topresent well-defined conceptions ofthe Cosmos and man’s relation to it.In treating the respective sciencesthe fundamental theories, hypothesesand results are stated but the tech¬nical scaffoldings on which they areerected are largely omitted.The course gives a wide and basicknowledge of science as a whole.Under the direction of anothergroup of lecturers the course is ex¬tended in the second year to thoseproblems that concern the relationsof men with one another—the socialsciences—and, according to presentplans, a second volume coveringthese fields will appear soon.NOTICEPolitical science class delegatesare to bring collected dues to Stan¬ley Freed in Harper E 47 at 1:15today. Inquiries regarding activ¬ities of the Political Science club willbe answered at the same time by Mr.Freed. CLASSIFIEDLOST—Jan. 3, a Chinese silverring with a blue stone. Reward. H.P. 0882.TYPING—Neatly done at reason¬able rates. Master’s and Doctor’stheses a specialty. 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Franklin 3MO( $55 Specials at the New Clark StreetStore, Including Suit and Extra Trousersor Knickers )FAMOUS FOR SERGESJerrems’ SaleSuits, Including ExtraTrousers or Knickers$65 $75 $85AND UPWARDSTailored to Your Individual Measure,HUNDREDS of beautiful new Wool¬ens for your selection — MediumWeights for year-round wear andNew Spring Woolens for those WHOWISH TO ANTICIPATE FUTUREREQUIREMENTS AT ADVAN¬TAGEOUS PRICES.\rAx ear ’Round Wear English Slip-ons—Idealfor Travel—at Our Michigan Avenue StoreNew Shades“Bronze-Buff”“Tarpon-Grey FamousforSergesformal • ‘Business and Sport Clothes324 S. Michigan Ave7 N La Salle St. (McCormick 'Building) 71 E Monroe StCrack Minnesotatankers in action heretonight The Daily SPORTS Maroon Basket eers, Gym¬nasts, Fencers off forforeign conquestsFriday Morning seas - a -■ | tkm 1 1— ■——— —January 28, 1927 -GOPHERS, NATION’S BEST SWIMMERS, HERECagers Have Underdog Chance Vs. HoosiersCREEKS EXCITEDAS FINALS NEARA. T. O., Acacia, Tau Delta,Phi Psi, Pai U., SigmaNu VictoraOut of a volly of frenzied cheer¬ing everyonee and a while a ref¬eree’s whistle could be heard lastnight in Bartlett Gym while twen¬ty-four teams fought their waythrough the evening in an attemptto win their games and be closer tothe finals in the Intramural AnnualBasketball Tournament. Enthusiasmhas been gradually gaining headwayand last evening’s exhibition pre¬dicts a tumultous finish of the big¬gest I-M event of the Winter quar¬ter.A. T. O. 37-S. A. E. 10Alpha Tau Omega, had an excit¬ing tilt with Sigma Alpha Epsilonfrom which the A. T. O.’s emergedthe victor by a score of 37 to 10.Bonnem garnered a total of 18points for the winners and w-as thestar of the game.Acacia 18-Phi Delt 8Acacia defeated Phi Delta Theta18 to 8 in a fairly fast game inwhich Bennett, played the hero forAcacia garnering 7 markers for histeam.Sigma Nu 17-A. T. O. 8Sigma Nu outplayed Alpha TauOmega during the second half oftheir game. During this period theyheld their opponents to three pointswhile they collected 12. The scorewas 5 all at the half and 17 to 8at the final whistle.Phi Kappa Pai 26-11Phi Kappa Psi playing the mostspectacular game of the eveningovercame their opponents 26 to 11.Forkle garnered 14 points for thewinners and played a magnificentirame.Tau Delt 22-Kappa Nu 20In another good but close gameTau Delta Phi defeated Kappa Nu22 to 20. It was a very good tilt inwhich the Kappa Nu’s led by 6points at the half.Psi U.-N. Burtons 7Psi Upsilon overcame the Burtons17 to 7 in a slow game in which bothsides were weak in basket shooting.The game was characterized by hardfighting but little good basketball.Tau Dolts 11-Macs 9Tau Delta Phi defeated the Maci11 to 9 in another slow game inwhich Niiburg starred for the win¬ners.All SummariesIn the last five games Sigma Nuoutplayed their opponents to thetune of 16 to 12, Phi Kappa Sigmalost to Delta Tau Delta 17 to 24,Kappa Sigma copped from Tau Kap¬pa Epsilon 19 to 13, Lambda Chi Al¬pha Phi forfeited to Phi GammaDelta. ‘Ham’ and ‘Bacon’ GoHot On Cage TeamHam and bacon is an excellentcombination in basketball as wellas on table according to Miss Al¬ma Wylie, woman’s basket ballcoach. The peculiar combinationconsists of two senior forwardswho work so well together that,in a certain way of speaking, theycould be said to bring home the'bacon. In short these two accom¬plished forwards go by the nameof “Ham” and “Bacon.” Theirreal names are Evelyn Hamiltonand Madi Bacon.COWHEY’S55th St. at ElHs Ave.Everything in thelatest collegehaberdasheryand smokers’* *articles. Gym Team OffTo Annual StartFor ChampionshipsChicago’s fencers and gymnaststravel to Ohio today to meet the bestthe Buckeye schools can offer: thecompetition being in the form ofOhio State and Ohio Wesleyan ontwo week-end dates.Double DatesTonight the competition will takeplace at Wesleyan. This school,though not in the conference, hashad good teams for the last fifteenyears, and Coach Hoffer expects realopposition.Saturday afternoon the boys willhook up with the State institution.Ohio has been constantly preparingfor the championship for the lastfour years. They have a team ofveterans, the leader of which isSchmidt, the 1926 Conference all-around champion. Against them Hof¬fer will employ his strongest lineup.Making the trip are Capt. Davidson,Flexner, Quinn, Wilson, Benson, Col¬lins and McRoy.The fencers too, expect to meetteams worthy of their steel. OhioState has always been one of thebig threats of the conference.Accompanying Coach R. V. Mer¬rill will be Graves, Kerr, Steere andPeterson.MICHIGAN SCHEDULESNEW HOCKEY GAMESAnn Arbor, Jan. 28.—Pinal ar¬rangements have been completed tohold two hockey matches with Wis¬consin and two with Minnesota atWindsor, Ont., which lies across theriver from Detroit, as a special treatto Michigan alumni residing in themotor city. The matches will be heldin the Border Cities Arena, a struc¬ture which seats more than 8,000 icefans. ENGAGE STRONGINDIANA OUTFITIt’i ‘Nothing - To - Lose -Everything - To -Chicago-— Win”Indiana—Zimmerman LF KreugerGist RF BecknerSackett C SibleyHo*>rger LG CorrellMcDonough RG WellsBy Vic Roteru*Psychologically the Maroors willhave an advantage over Indianawhen the two cage teams meet atBloomington tomorrow night. Psy¬chologically because no one in theworld concedes the Maroons an out¬side chance unless it may be the U.S. consul at Bengal, an old patrioticChicago alumnus, who has not heardof the doings of the Bartlett per¬formers for the last years. But thepoint is, no*one expects them to doanything, and the nothing-to-lose-everything-to-win attitude that theMaroons will carry into the gamewith them is to their advantage.Dim HopesBut outside of that advantage,and it is a subtle one—too subtle,we fear, to win a basketball game—the Maroons “ain’t got a chance.”Kreuger, Beckner and Correll areabout as foxy and clever as theycome in basketball suits. They de¬light mostly in scoring and they doit even if the other team might, asa result, get more than a few bas¬kets themselves. So the game willprobably be characterized by a lotof scoring with Indiana the heavyfavorites.Senior, SophomoreWomen Choose CageCaptains, ManagersCaptains and managers of the sen¬ior and sophomore women’s basket¬ball teams have been chosen. MadiBacon was chosen senior captain andAlma Mueller, manager, for the se¬niors. Sophomores elected EdnaWilharts, captain, and Sylvia Molen-sky, manager. The captains havepreviousy been chosen after fur¬ther practice, but according to MissAlma Wylie, coach, the captains needthe additional experiehce in arrang¬ing the line-up and taking completecharge.The first game of the series, inwhich seniors play sophomores, isscheduled for 3:45 Feb. 7. Teamsand their line-ups will be announcedin the near future.1I W?I*s£ Ex U. of C. CadetMakes Army TeamAn official report from the In¬telligence and Publicity Office ofthe United States Military Acad¬emy yesterday stated that JamesL. Beynon of Rockford and a for¬mer University of Chicago stu¬dent is playing left forward onthe West Point basketball team.Beynon has a very creditable rec¬ord at the service school, being amember of the 1926 baseballsquad, 1925-26 basketball squad,and the 1926 football squad. Thecadet has also added to his accom¬plishments by qualifying as a riflemarksman in 1926. MINNESOTANS, WITH STRONGTEAM READY FOR MEET WITHMACGILUVRAY’S SQUAD TONIGHTSportologyBy Tom StephensonTrack Squad HasSlim Chance ForWin Over IndianaA sharp struggle will undoubtedlytake place tomorrow night when theMaroon track team meets with In¬diana. Dope is scarce at present be¬cause neither of the schools havehad any meets of importance. Lastyear the Hoosiers lost to Chicago inindoor track but captured the out¬door meet.Team FairDespite the fact that the Maroonsquad contains few veterans, a fair¬ly strong team is expected to be de¬veloped by virtue of the good under¬classmen who are working for trackhonors. From outward appearancesChicago will have great difficulty incounting points in the dashes, forCaptain Bert McKinney is out indef¬initely because of a football injury.Chicago is favored in the follow¬ing events: Half mile run withBurke; 1 mile run with Williams;shot put with Klein; high jump withBurg; pole vault with Bui*g. Indianais exceptionally strong in the dashesand the 440.Saturday’s meet should be closeand interesting all the way. Manyupsets will probably occur and to pickthe winner is almost’impossible.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40 - People on the Stage - 40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONEGW|plvCJUtm,(SAAjCAjJdCVAUDEVILLEv4NO THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILYJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EYtMNS B Double DatesIndiana and Minnesota occupydouble places on the Maroon athleticmenu for tonight and tomorrow.This evening the Gopher swim teamis here while the Maroon matmenare at Minneapolis. Tomorrow even¬ing the Indiana tracksters performat Bartlett while the Norgrenites en¬gage the Hoosiers at Bloomington.Nothing like a friendly interchangeof visits to keep up old athletic re¬lationships!* * *The Injury List“Sportology:Maroon injuries have cast some¬what of a damper over the week-endprospects. Kaplan, of the basketballteam, has a bad shoulder, CaptainKrogh of the wrestlers has a sprain¬ed ankle, Oker, the swim star, has asprained wist and Jackson, 2-mil-er on the track team, is in bed withthe flu. Guess I’ve spread enoughpessimism.—J. G. F.One On the Sport Page“Sportology: 1 •“I-M ANNOUNCES BILL¬BOARDS AS NEW WINTER AC¬TIVITY”-—Daily Maroon! Headline.Does this mean they are to makean I-M sport out of this “advertis¬ing game” which I have heard somuch about?—S. V. R.* * *From the File*TWENTY YEARS ago today theannouncement was made of a “BigFour” combine inside the ranks ofthe Big Nine (now the Big Ten).This combine included Chicago,Michigin, Wisconsin and Minnesota,and four year grid schedules, simi¬lar to those just adopted by the BigTen, were drawn up between thefour schools. Coach Stagg was quo¬ted, “The Big Four agreement willstrengthen and not weaken, theConference.” National Individual ChampsRace In Events AtBartlettMaroon swim fans will have anopportunity to see what is hailedas the greatest swimming team thiscountry has even seen, when thecrack Minnesota tank aggregationcomes to perform at the Midwaythis evening. Containing veterans,who have seen at least one year ofintercollegiate competition, in everyevent, the stellar Gopher mermenare sweeping through all their op¬ponents this year with little diffi¬culty.Although the names of the Minne¬sota water dogs are not very wellknown about this part of the coun¬try, they are as commonly used bythe inhabitants of St. Paul and Min¬neapolis as the name of JohnnyWeissmuller is by the people of Chi¬cago. That fact should prove be¬yond doubt that those men who areto display their wares here are starsin, the true sense of the word.The flashy Gopher aggregation isled by speedy Jim Hill, inter-collegi¬ate champion in the 150 yard back-stroke. This veteran is performing aswell if not better than he has donein the past and will undoubtedly winhis event in the coming contest. Hewill be ably assisted in piling up thescore by his brother Sam Hill, aspeed merchant, who in the confer¬ence meet last year captured secondplace in the 100 yard free style.The scintillating Max Moody, BigTen champion in the 50 yard dash,is another Gopher tanker, who willundoubtedly cause the Maroons agreat deal of trouble. Morris, an¬other dash man, is so fast that of¬ficial opinion as to whether Moodyis better, than his team mate is di¬vided.In the breaststroke, Minnesota hasa luminary in Purdy. This tanker,although he only captured thirdplace in last year’s conference meet,has equaled the time set by the Big(Continued on page 6)After the dance, after the show,When you’re hungry, looking for some place to go,Come in and see us, our waffles are great,You 11 like our place and we’re open real late.CRISP CREAMWAFFLESTRY OURSpecial Plate Luncheons 50clable d’Hote Dinner ........ 85cSpecial Plate Dinner 50cSPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER, $1.00A la Carte AH Day.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKING! THE GEM RESTAURANT(Formerly Wheel 4k Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY1590 East 53rd Street(Under Eut End I. C. R. R. Elevation)Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. JANUARY 28, 1927^ MfoisfleA FELINE THOUGHTI wish the fogThat creeps on downy cat-feetWould wait just onceTo lay its soft, warm pawAgainst her sweet, young cheek. . . And thendraw out its claws!RECENT developments in theproblems of youth seem to point toa new explanation which may beoffered by prospective students inanswer to the query of the Board ofAdmissions—“I want to go to col¬lege because I am tried of life, andbesides I need the publicity.”They Meant “Billiards”; But Any¬how Don’t The Frosh Get “Pasted”?Turk—From the Maroon—“I-M Announc¬es Billboards As New Winter Activ¬ity.” I protest, Turk, I protest! Tellme, what chance has a mere fresh¬man against upperclassmen who have been getting “plastered” foryears?—Frederique the Grate,A3:30 LAMENTThe lonely tree beside the windowpane—How happy it must be outsidePlaying gaily with the breeze andsun,Knowing not the dreayness of lec¬turesAt noon.I wonder if it sympathizes,As it peers into this dull, wide room,With fifty weary peopleWaiting for a bell that cannot ringToo soon.The Outcast.Get the “El” Outta Here!Dear Turk:Your daily announcement thatyour office is open at all afternoonhours for personal interviews withnew contribbers seems suspiciouslysubtle. May anyone come?—El.Hunger1 have not known the sinking painthat comesTo the bereaved mourner _ afterdeath:1 have no more concern than werethey crumbs,Of anguish and despair that haltsWhat a dog’s life somepipes lead! the breathOf lovers who have been parted byFate.To be the helpless toy of a madhateMust rack with agony the humansoul,And yet 1 have not tasted from thatcupWhich takes from Life its own ap¬palling tollOf human weaklings all impelled tosup. I'd tsill be Spending $270 a YearOn Tuition?—Marjolaine.“Crime Belt Hits U. of C. Dis¬trict”—Yeh, some of these sopho¬mores would use anything on apledge during Hell week.—TERRIBLE TURK.Yeah, from these miseries I h*vebeen spared,But think you that 1 have escapedHell’s fire?Ah no, my heart, my mind, my soulare baredAgainst the sharp spikes of hopelessdesire!—Lachesis.THE University, not to be out¬done by Northwestern in the acquis¬ition of an original Luther Bible, announces, by the Daily Maroon, “theacquisition of a work dating from1582.” And so another fraternityhouse sociology term paper is re¬tired to its well-earned rest!THE-BEST WAY TO WIN A MANListen, my dear; If I knew, Do YouSuppose Gophers, Nation’s BestSwimmers, Here(Continued from Sport page)Ten winner. In last year’s prelimin¬aries, he beat out Pratt, who won theconference title. Bennett, a dashman, the only new member of theteam, is said to be much better thanex-captain Richter, whom he has re¬placed.Bjornberg, who recently brokethe conference record in the 440, isconfined to his bed by an attack offlu and according to latest reportswill be unable to compete Friday.Although Coach MacGillivraywaxed eloquent in his praise of theMinnesota team, he is working hismen hard and will undoubtedly givethe Gophers much trouble. Every¬one, who can possibly do so, shouldattend the meet to see some marve¬lous swimmers, despite the fact tl.at■ Chicago will probably be sunk by alop-sided score. Ben Lyon FeaturesTower Screen PlayFor the week-end, the Tower the¬atre is offering “The Perfect Sap,”co-starring Ben Yyon and PaulineStarck. The picture is in the natureof a detective play with, however,the comic element strongest. 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