University ofCalifornia debat¬ers meet ChicagoMonday, Jan. 24. aroon Grand Marchof Military . Ballstarts promptly at10:15.Vol. 27. No. 68.WHAT of IT?MOUCENSTEtyjIt was Aldous Huxley, the fellowgoes in for sophistication, I believewho said that “bulling (or a wordto that effect) is the prime curseof the American people.” Bulling,as you know, is the technical termfor that procedure which consists insetting around leisurely and talkingover whatever happens to come up.It may result in mental activity of asort, but it results on the other handin complete lassitude of body. Asone who is an expert in the processof bulling, I am interested in thequestion of whether, as Mr. Huxleycontends, it is a curse, or not. As Isee it, it all comes down to whetherin the ultimate evaluation, it is morebeneficial to shun congenial com¬pany and amusing and interestingtalk in favor of “dooty”—represent¬ed by the solitary loneliness of one’sroom, the coming day’s lessons, anddoing right by one’s self by gettingthe proper amount of sleep. Theselast items are. of course, out of thequestion if one goes in for bullingon any scale at all extensive.If one likes these sessions whichare familiarly known as “throwing itabout”, one has to pay the price. Hewill shortly become pallid from lackof sleep. He will be dangerouslyclose to the ragged edge in hisgrades a good part of the time. Hewill earn himself a reputation forbeing a shiftless loafer, more contentto sit idly before the fire than to be¬stir himself to activity and do any¬thing. He will find himself in thegrip of a hopeless lethargy. He willget little accomplished In any way,and will resort to makeshifts of themost loose sort. All this I know forthe actual truth—being one of thebrotherhood who engage themselvesin t e life-work of bulling. From asuperficial viewpoint, it would seemthat bulling WAS a curse, and avery real one. And yet, I don’t know.I know nothing particularly that Ihave got out of this college, or everexpect to, that I would, if I got thechance, trade for those golden hourswhen pile upon pile of talk wasthrown up into a tremendous moun¬tain of bulling that finally obscuredthe sun—or moon.* * * *An indignant champion has ap¬peared to take up the cause of theMitchell Tower chimes organist,whose limited scale of selectionswas touched upon this this space acouple of days back. It was pointedout at that time that the cbinneswere in the habit of bonging out onlyabout six numbers—none of themparticularly charged with that qualitywhich the boys call “heat.” The ideaof working in a couple of new mem¬bers was proposed, numbers thatwere “hot.” “Well,” says this cham¬pion who has come upon the scene,“once more you don’t know whatyou’re talking about. The reasonthat the chimes play but six selec¬tions is because there are not enoughdifferent tones or keys, or whateveryou’d call them, to play more. ThePlaying is done by pulling ropeswhich dangle down from the chimesup above. Well, there are only aboutton of those ropes, and with onlyton tones to play, it is obvious thatyou cannot go in for a very widerange of pieces. They must all bepretty much the same in tone, andbecause the range is, as I say, sobmited, most of the numbers nowPlayed on the Mitchell Tower chimeshave had to be written over to meettbe conditions—rearranged, youmight say.” This is new light onthe subject. It explains many things.Why, for instance, there are onlymx numbers—why it is so hard toidentify the chimes version of “TheVolga Boatman” as “The Volga Boat¬man.” Perhaps some philanthropist|vili donate twenty-five thousanducks yet, and we’ll be able to geta couple more ropes up in the to->erand a couple new numbers to glad-den our hearts. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927ARMY OFF TO SOUTH SHOREHighlights DefendPolitical SituationOn Local CampusWhile the controversy in politicalcircles on the Northwestern campusworked toward its climax yesterday,University men and women here, af¬firmed the integrity of local campuspolitics.James Cusack, president of the In¬terfraternity council, declared that thepolitical situation in the fraternitiestoday on campus is better than everbefore and that it has been especiallygood in the last year.“The fraternities have almost freedthemselves from corrupt politics,” hesaid. “The women’s clubs, however,are in pretty bad shape and do a greatdeal of jockeying for jobs in classelections.”Betty Graham, vice-president of theSenior class, denied the accusations ofCusack and supported the women’sclubs, claiming that they had elimi¬nated any political evils that may haveexisted. She pointed out that the(Continued on page 7)tOpen DiscussionFollows Y. W.Tea for Board DEBATERS CLASHWITH CALIFORNIAON MONDAY NIGHTLocal Men Defend NegativeSide of Democratic ‘Ideal QuestionAn informal discussion on the“Value of the Milwaukee StudentConference" will follow a tea Mon¬day at 3:30 in the Y. W. room of IdaNoyes hall. The cabinet of the or¬ganization is sponsoring the tea inhonor of the advisory board members.Mrs. Charles Gilkey, chairman of theY. W. C. A. advisory board will pre¬side.Delegates who attended the con¬ference will be entertained at a din¬ner on Tuesday at 6 in Ida Noyeshall.‘Y’ GROUP HEARS OFCRIMINALS IN TALKBY CLIFFORD SHAW' “Is the democratic ideal a mistakensentiment?” The University of Cali¬fornia is to attempt to prove theaffirmative of this question in its de¬bate with the University team Mon¬day at 8, in Leon Mandel Hall.Philip S. Broughton and Louis H.Heilbron are to represent Californiain this debate, while Martha V. Mc¬Lendon and Mayer Goldberg are totake the negative of the question forthe University. Dean Chauncey S.Boucher is to be chairman.As usual, the audience will vote be¬fore and after the debate, and thewinning team will be determined bythe change in opinion shown by acomparison of ,the second vote withthe first. The ballots arc to becounted by the Men Speaker’s club,while the ushering is to be handledby the Women’s Speakers c|ub.A dinner in honor of the two teamsis to be given in Ida Noyes Hall im¬mediately preceding the debate by theUniversity of California Alumni As¬sociation.Debate With IowaThe team’s next important debateis to be March 8 with the Universityof Iowa at Iowa. At the same timeIowa freshmen will come here to meetthe freshman team. Both debates willbe on “Resolved: That the Press ofthe United States Exerts on theWhole a Harmful Influence on theComunity.”Fifteen students engaged in settle¬ment work under the auspices of theY. M. C. A. met Wednesday night ata dinner in Hutchinson Commons todiscuss their mutual problems andinterests. They were 'addressed byMr. Clifford Shaw, a representativeof the American Institute of Juven¬ile Research. The effect of environ¬ment and group ljfe upon the devel¬opment of criminals was the generalsubject of his talk.BIBLE CHAPTER PERDAY IS PAPER’S RULEOne chapter of the Bible a day isbeing printed by .the Missourian,Columbia, Missouri, in compliancewith the request of the MinisterialAlliance of Columbia. This is in con¬junction with the nation-wide effortto get people to read the Bible.Philosophers CloseDispute With FistsAn argument caused by a differ¬ence of philosophical opinions re¬cently culminated in a fight inwhich one philosopher was soseverely beaten with a rflilk bottle,broomsticks, shoes, and fists wield¬ed by a fellow philosopher that hewas carried to the hospital. Thedispute was augmented by thedrinking of grain alcohol andwater, during the discussion. Thirty VocationalBooks on ReserveIn Ida Noyes HallThirty books on “Choosing a Vo¬cation” have been assembled in theAlumnae room of Ida Noyes hall.They were selected by Miss WinifredVer Nooy, reference librarian in Har¬per library, and may be read by wom¬en interested in the Vocational con¬ference scheduled for Wednesday.The majority of these books dis¬cuss the relation of college coursesto the future vocation of the stu¬dents. They may not be taken fromthe Alumnae room.CONLEY PLAYS ATSOPHOMORE MIXERJerry Conley’s orchestra directfrom the grill room, of the ShorelandHotel has been scheduled tb play atthe Sophomore mixer this afternoonfrom 5:30 to 6 in the theater of IdaNoyes hall. The insignia of theSophomore class, the red feather, isrequired for admission to the dance.Three Days RemainFor Senior PhotosPictures of senior’s club and frat¬ernity groups must be taken withinthe next three days if they are toappear in the Cap and Gown. Ac¬cording to the Cap and Gown thisrule is ironclad and no exceptionswill be made. The Morrison Studioin the Garrick theater building, 62W. Randolph Street will be open Fri¬day, Saturday and Sunday to finishup the work. Beckwith LeavesPost After 50Years of WorkProfessor Clarence A. Beckwith,of Chicago Theological Seminary, af¬ter fifty years of active service aspastor, teacher and author, in thefield of Christian Theology, has re¬tired. Dr. and Mrs. Beckwith willspend the winter months at Tryon,North Carolina, and will make per¬manent summer headquarters attheir island home at Eggemoggin,Maine. They leave behind them awide circle of devoted friend? atthe University and in Oak Park.Dr. Beckwith has had responsibil¬ity for twenty-two years for the de¬velopment of the department ofChristian Theology in all its branches.He has written two books, “The Re¬alities of Christian Theology,” and“The Idea of God.” According toProf. Arthur C. McGiffert, who con¬tinues the work in this field, “The(Continued on page 4)COMBINE LIBERALCLUB WJTHFORUMProminent Men To AddressNew OrganizationLiberal Forum, as the name sug¬gests is a merging together of twocampus organizations, Liberal Cluband University Forum. During thepast ten years the Liberal Club hasbrought scores of prominent speak¬ers to the campus for discussion ofcurrent problems. The Forum soughtthe same end through debate anddiscussion.Virginius F. Coe, head of the or¬ganization says: “Thas campus mer¬ger is only part of a general move¬ment marking the realization byAmericans that groups where peoplecan discuss their world and them¬selves are not only necessary, but alsogood fun. “The new venture will bebacked by the Debate Association.LIEGE PHYSIOLOGISTTO GIVE SERIES OF3 LECTURES HEREHenry Fredricq, Professor of Phy¬siology in the University of Liege, andvisiting professor to the United Statesunder the auspices of the C. R. B.Educational Foundation, is to presenta series of publis lectures at the Uni¬versity. They w’ill be delivered inroom 113 of the new PhysiologyBuilding at Fifty-eight and Ingleside(Continued on page 7)Allison and SquadTrimmed by MaroonTearing through, over, andaround all obstacles, the stellarquintet sent out The Daily Ma¬roon triumphed over the best ThePhoenix could produce last nightby a score of 10-4. The Maroonbasketeers had sharp eyes andgood wind; hence, their victoryover the conscientious humorists.As John Allison, captain ofthe losers and editor of The Phoe¬nix left the floor, he said: “Con¬trary to the report in last night’sMaroon extra we are neither dirtynor ineligible. I don’t think that’sthe real opinion of the Maroonstaff. Despite an occasional wrest¬ling bout, they’re good sports.”Allison announced that ThePhoenix was about to challengeMirror, The Forge, and The Jour¬nal of Religion. NEUBAUER, BURTIS, BENCH ANDCHILD AT HEAD OF BIG PARADE;GRAND MARCH SET FOR 10:15IJack Chapman and Band Play From Nine To One;Refreshments Served to Guests InBreakfast Rooms of ClubProm FactsLeaders, Eldred Neubauer, RuthBurtis, Gerald Bench, Madge Child.Place, South Shore Country Club.Time, 9 to 1.Grand March, 10:15.Orchestra, Jack Chapman’s Band.Decorations, Military.Souvenirs, Miniature sabres.Refreshments, Special breakfast-room service.Science Struggles/With Environment,Heredity ProblemTo determine w’hether environmentor heredity play the greatest influencein the development of man is th age-old enigma which Dr. HoratioHackett Newman, head of the De¬partment of Zoology, Dr. Karl J. Hol-zinger, associate professor in theSchool of Education and noted statis¬tician, and Dr. Frank N. Freeman,professor in the School of Education,are in a joint study now attemptingto solve.Twins of the same sex are beingused for the experiment since theyonly have identical heredity. It wDr. Newman’s job to determinewhether these twins come from one ortwo eggs. Then Dr. Freeman ana¬lyzes these twins as tothevariousas-pects of their mental reaction by giv¬ing them intelligence tests, manualskill tests, and action examinations.After sufficient statistics have beencollected, Dr. Holzinger will compilethe data, and results will be published.While the team has already exa¬mined thirty-six pairs, they will notmake any generalizations until theyhave examined about one hundred.“We would like,” states Dr. Freeman,“to get ahold of a pair of.twins who(Continued on page 4)FRIARS DANCE CLASSMAKES THIRD MOVEFrom “pillor to post” goes theBlackfriar’s dancing class. Theyhave moved again, this time fromthe Randall courts in the west standto the fencing room in the basementof Bartlett gym. This change wasvoluntary, however, for it wasdeemed better to take the smallerquarters than the daily trip.Viner Talks TodayOn Smith’s TheoryIn commemoration of the sesqui-centennial of the publication ofAdam Smith’s “The Wealth of Na¬tions, Professor Jacob Viner of theEconomics department, will speakon “Smith’s Theory of Laissez-Faire,”today at 4:30 in Harper M-ll. Thisdiscussion will be the fifth of aseries of seven lectures being givenunder the auspices of the Businessand Economics Group. Everyone in¬terested in the subject has been in¬vited to attend the lecture. By Roger ConleySounding th? call to “attack,” abugle will start the third Militarypromenade at the South ShoreCountry club this evening.A grand march, right wing led byEldred Neubauer and Ruth Burtis, theleft by Gerald Bench and MadgeChild, is scheduled for 10:15. Theleaders were elected by Crossed Can¬non, honorary military fraternity andsponsor of the ball, on the basis ofactivities.Chapman PlaysFor music, the artillery unit, hassecured the services of Jack Chapman,who will appear personally as the di¬rector of a ten piece band. He iswell known about Chicago as a dis-pensor of the latest in dance music,having played extended engagementsat the Drake, La Salle, Congress, andSherman hotels. One of the noveltieshe is introducing to the campus willbe his orchestration of the CaissonSong to be played during the grandmarch. The words of the song are tobe printed on the back of the danceprograms.President and Mrs. Max Mason,Vice-President and Mrs. F. C. Woodward, Dean and Mrs. C. S. Boucher,Dean Edith Foster Flint, Mr. FrankH. O’Hara, Mr. and Mrs. Robert V.Merrill. Brigadier-General and Mrs.Michael J. Lenihan, Colonel and Mrs.George M. Weeks, Major and Mrs,Frederick M. Barrows, and CaptainMathews will act as patrons andpatronesses.Sabre FavorsNine-inch miniature sabres will he(Continued on page 4)Arrange Series ofExtension LecturesFor Divinity SchoolThe Divinity School of the Uni¬versity has arranged an unusual pro¬gram of Extension Lectures in Re¬ligion and Leadership Training class¬es which will be given in JosephBond Chapel weekly during the win¬ter quarter beginning with January25 and ending March 1. The lec¬tures are significant in that theydiscuss problems of great modernimportance. In view of the import¬ance of the problems to be discussedmuch care has been exercised in se¬lecting the lecturers according to(Continued on page 4)ANNOUNCE MIRRORSCHEDULE CHANGEThe schedule for Mirror rehearsalas printed in yesterday’s Maroon hasbeen changed. Chorus rehearsals willbe held today at 3:30 in the lowergymnasium of Ida -Noyes hall, insteadof in the Reynolds club theater.Exam Week DatesBanned at ArkansasTwenty-one dateless days pre¬cede mid-terms at the Universityof Arkansas. Instituted by theuniversity dignitaries, this rulingputs a ban on all social gaietyduring the time students are sup¬posed to be brushing up for mid¬term exams. The rule has alwaysmet with student support.THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927Page TwoGtyp Sailg iilannmFOUNDED IN 1901(HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPEK OF THE UNIVBK8ITT OF CHICAGOr a hits bed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during tb* Auttunn,Winter and Spring Quartets by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates.Ct.Oo per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five centa eacb.Entered as second-class mail at tbe Chicago Poatottlce, Chicago, Illinois, March 11ISM, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; Bustnoaa Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Womens EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTSf° Su»“e Whistle EditorGeorge Grnskin — AssEtnntAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorNewt Editor£ JW,dd'?e'd News Editor— Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss -.Junior EditorBetty McGee...- -..Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges _„Day EditorR J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern ..Day EditorKathryn Sandmever. Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris— Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubaaer Advertising Managerrred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerRobert Massey AuditorRalph Stitt Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher..—— Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantRobert Klein.- Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantBEFORE THE BALL BEGINSA FTER the ball is over, tonight’s Military Ball at the SouthShore Country Club, the people who were there are going tohave high-sounding things to say about it.The Daily Maroon makes a beat. Before the ball begins TheDaily Maroon announces the superlative quality of the dance andall that goes with it. The Daily Maroon has watched with inter¬est the growth of Ball idea. The men who have been steeringthe project have wrought most excellently.POST OFFICE'"pHERE should be a post-office on the campus. The post-officeat Woodworth’s Bookstore is too far from the center of thingsto perform its function with perfect fitness. There should be apost-office on the campus—at the University bookstore.The Daily Maroon has seen fit to pass over without comment,as unimportant, the more incidental and immediate needs of theuniversity, and to discuss subjects of some sweep and significance.It has neglected, for instance, to point out that there should bemore clothes-hooks in the classrooms, or to remark that the park¬ing situation is bad. It has even refrained from giving voice tothe complaints of its constituents about the basketball ticket sit¬uation. It has forgotten the fraternity snowball fracas, which drewcomment in nearly all the Big Ten college newspapers.But when a clear and long standing need presents itself, suchas the need for a more convenient post-office, The Daily Maroonwill give its voice. A true servant of the people could do no less.MILWAUKEE TO THE MIDWAY NEW PLAN STARTEDFOR STIMULATINGALUMNI INTERESTSpeakers to Address AlumniClubs in VariousCitiesSOMETHING like 3,000 students gathered at Milwaukee forfour days before the Christmas holidays for a conference onthe general theme “What Resources Has Jesus for Life in OurWorld ?” The delegation from Chicago numbered over forty. TheStudents took part in discussions and listened to addresses byworld-famous speakers, including Dr. G. A. Studdert-Kennedy,England’s cigaret-dealing, war-time padre. The subjects were notrestricted, seemingly, to religious questions, in the narrow sense,since the three whch emerged into greater prominence were War,Industry and Sx. These are, or should be, three of the most-discussed questions on the campus, since it is the present genera¬tion of students who will be called upon to grapple with, if not tosolve, at least the first twTo.What we wrould like to know is this: What are the 3,000 stu¬dents who went to Milwaukee going to do about it? Whether theywent as officially-appointed delegates or “on their own,” they havea responsibility, it seems to us, commensurate with the big oppor¬tunity which they enjoyed. If the whole thing is to end with justan emotional glow stirred in 3,000 indivdual breasts for a fewhours, wthout any visible effect “back home” on the campuses,the benefits of such conferences as this seem to us pretty dubi¬ous. We need the stimulus of campus discussion of just suchthemes as these returned delegates to Milwaukee heard discussed,is going to do to bring the stimulus of Milwaukee to the Midway..We are anxious to see what the Chicago delegation in particular, A new plan for the purpose of sus¬ taining the interest of the Chicagoalumni clubs throughout the countryand keeping them supplied with in¬formation of the work in the differentdepartments in the University hasbeen formed and is to be put in opera¬tion soon, according to Allen Heald,alumni secretary.According to the scheme originatedby Paul H. Davis of the Alumniprofessors from various departmentsare to address alumni clubs in differ¬ent cities and to inform them aboutthe activities of their departments, as well as the general progress of theUniversity’s development.Council to CooperateThe Alumni Council is to cooperatewith the Board of Alumni Relationsof the University ia carrying out theschedule of talk; Mr. Davis, whois chairman of tin “club committee”of the council, is ic be assisted in hiswork by Emery T. Philby. Mr. Phil-by, who is the head of the Board ofAlumni Relations, is writing the vari¬ous letters to the professors.This plan has been tried before, but on a much smaller scale. The sche¬dule, if carried out as fully as is in¬tended, will include talks to clubs asfar away as the Pacific coast.Prominent Men TalkA few of the men to talk are al¬ready known. Professor Charles HJudd, head of the school of educationis to talk at Dallas Texas, on March2. Prof. Henry C. Cowles of the de¬partment of Botany will address theTwin Cities Club at Minneapolis onFebruary 4.hm ®o oratratThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence. 6642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Reynolds Club: 9:30 to 12 a.m.Office Hours: 2 to 5 p. m.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning ServiceWADSWORTH*1 SCHOOL64th and UniversitySermon—Heavea—Where ?Evening Service—7:46 p. m.The Church. Kimbark at 64thSermon—The Modern Man andthe Divine Saviour.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 A. M.—Sermon—A Sum in Ad¬dition.“The Critic and the Heart"5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society7:30 P. M.—Sermon—What IsImportant? WgtS&pk (Suitapian drupel)SttooWaton'SHEDur ant) 57 th StreetUotl Ogden Oocft — ministerSUNDAY, JANUARY 2311 A. M. “RELIGION as PERSONAL INTEGRITY.’6 P. M. CHAINING CLUB. “Problems of China,"by Mr. Samuel Hocking.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts10:00 A. M.—College Class11:00 A. M.—Morning WorshipYoung Peoples Church Club6:00 p. m.—Tea and Social Hour.7:00 p. m.—Discussion Groups—The Undergraduate Clubfor WomenThe Men’s Club—Speaker—Henry P. Chand¬ler.Subject—Toward a BetterCity.8:00 p. m.—Evening Service.8:45 p. m.—Home Party. You Are Invited to AttendHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.Willis Laiten Goldsmith, Pastor10:00 a. m.—Discussion Class.11:00 a. ,n.—Worship and ser¬mon :“A Road Warning—MenWorking.”r6:00 p. m.—Scrooby Club foryoung people. Elizabeth Davis,speaker—“Work at a Child Guid¬ance Center.” Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH 8T.“Where You’re a Stranger Only Once.”C. E. Paulua, Paator\9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship with Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.—Vesper Tea. Thatfellowship hour so many youngpeople are appreciating.6:45 p. m.—Lutbor League. For¬um discussion.7:45 p. m.—Evening Worship.ALL STUDENTS ARE INVITEDSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at <*6th St.King D. Beach. PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate PastorSunday Services, Jan 16, 192711:00 A. M. "The Unseducible Man."P. M. Organ Recital.P. M. “Woman Debt to Christianity.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the Tower7:458:00IGetth A Helping Hand!You can always do the little things that make other peoplehappy. Many little helpful, thoughtful acts are better thanonly a few.Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES.MinisterBASIL F. WISE,Director of MusicSermon, 11:00 a.m.—“The Kindof a World We Are In.”Third of a Series of Sermonson Religious Thought.5:45 p. m.—Wranglers—YoungPeoples Discussion.This Church practices ChristumUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday's work. St. Paul’s on theMidway(UniversaUsts)i60th and DorchesterL. WARD BR1GAM,Minister“The church that is differ¬ent.” You are invited toshare its day by day service*in faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m Bible Study11:00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House5756 Kimbark Atmm 'Tel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. PhD..Student ChaplainSunday. Jan. 23d. 4:88 P. M.Bishop Griawald“The Bishops’ Crusade"The Church ofThe Redeemer58th and BlackatanoREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D.5558 Blacks tone AtolREV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Dorchester Arena*Tel. Fairfax 3924Sunday—8, 9:15', 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.St. Paul’s Church59th and DorchesterPariah Office: 4946 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 8185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:38 a. as.Morning Service. 11:00 a. m.Young People's Supper. 6:89 p. mEvening Service, 7:46 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE 8TUDEBAKER THEATRE418 8. Michigan Aveaa#Sunday, Jan. 23rd, at 11 a. m.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onThe Prodigal Son’s Father andBrotherAll seats freeVisitors cordially welcome^ISSfeERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15‘Union: Management Cooperation"(The B & O Plan)Speakers:Otto S. Beyer of Washington,Bert M. Jewell of A. F. of L.Prof. Paul H. Douglas, U. of C.Questions from the AudienceWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St.GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o'clock—Subject, “Changing the Moodsof Men.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject, “The Vices of the Virtuous.”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE. Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWN1 ■ r ^iupbpfpmh>^ rm.i. -'i*1- Miyiyi^mu .,■ J'i»mppMwwwwTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927 Page ThreeTHE DAILY FEATURE PAGE MAROONCONSTITUTIONALITYOF DIAZ REPUBLICPOSSIBLE - WRIGHTInstructor of PoliticalScience IndicatesReasons WORDSBy George Leo GruskinWords are poor futilities, bom out ofthought—Like beams of light cast into shadowson the groundj That flicker with the shade of mean¬ing soughtBy mind, or sun,—until their eve-''ning’s rest is found.“There is a possibly that the Diazgovernment of Nicaragua, which theUnited States is now supporting, mayhave a constitutional origin,” believesProfessor Quincy Wright of thePolitical Science department. Mr.Wright teaches courses in interna¬tional law and American diplomacy.He received his Pr. D. at the Univer¬sity of Illinois in 1913."Regardless of the question as towhether the Diaz government is con¬stitutional, there are very good anddefinite reasons why the United Statesshould interfere. The imperialisticpolicy adopted in this interference issaid to be necessary by President( oofidge. *England Threaten“He declares that the ambassadorsof Great Britain and Italy have senthim word that unless the UnitedStates took steps in this matter tlreirgovernments would feel called uponto protect the interests of their citi¬zens in Nicaragua.”The interpretation of the MonroeDoctrine under which the UnitedStates can interfere in this affair wasoriginated by Roosevelt and carriedout by Wilson during his tenure ofoffice.Find Possible FlawThe possible flaw which might besaid to make the Diaz administrationother than revolutionary may befound in the Nicaraguan constitution.It provides that the vice-presidentshall succeed the president, and onthese grounds Sacasa claims he is therightful president, but it also providesfor the election of a new president incase both president and vice-presidentare out of the country.Librarian Tells ofUnusual Resourcesof Harper Library“The college students of the Uni¬versity of Chicago have the privilegeof using a university library which isoutranked in size by less than a halfdozen other libraries in America. Ourlibraries have many more than a mil¬lion books and pamphlets, but it isthe unusual which I wish to describe.Among the treasures of the libraryare a considerable collection of Incu¬nabula (books printed before Decem¬ber 31, 1500) which are shelved inlocked cases in the main readingroom; several hundred other manu¬scripts and the several thousand booksin the Rare Book Room. Amongthese treasures are many very earlyeditions of such authors as Milton,Shakespeare, Chaucer and so forth.Here are also many very beautiful ex¬pensive modern books, such as repro¬ductions of manuscripts, highly il¬lustrated volumes on art and like sub¬jects and many other such works, allavailable to the students.” The memoi'y of a pleasant momentl ingersAnd words are called to bring it backto sight;But they are hopeless as a baby'sfingers.LETTER WRITINGABILITY DOES PAYIs some pledge playing Cinderella?Hanging from the fence that sur¬rounds the new Wiebolt building isa size twelve shoe with big brass eye¬lets. The function it plays as a deco¬rative object on campus is ratherdoubtful.The question arises, is some youngfrater looking for a princess charm¬ing? Club women don’t usually pickup stray shoes and search the campusfor their owners, but then, queerthings do happen.Cinderella wore a tiny gold slipper,and this is a huge tan clod hopper,so perhaps, little pledge, your charmwon’t work.OFF THE SHELFBy Janet VossThe modern field of reading ma¬terial has become so crowded withpublications that the difference be¬tween the sheep and the goats isbarely discernible."Summer Storm” by Frank Swin-nerton may not be art, but it wouldadd to one’s enjoyment of an even-lr>g at home. He presents his inevit¬able theme of two girls, of varyingtemperament and character, strug¬gling for the same man. The theme ismediocre, but the treatment is good.Swinnerton’s style is charming andreadable.Old Story AgainCharles B. Cochran has proved thattruth is as interesting as fiction in‘The Secrets of a Showman.” Hehas crowded life into his book of thestage—everything from animal acts to musical revues. The real beautyof the book, and he tries to keep ita secret to the last, is that the trueshowman loves his show, not wisely,but too well. Probably the value ofthe book lies in the intimate glimpsesit gives of personalities of the stageof the past generation, but its charmis in the personality of the author.Ian Hay Beith reappears behindliterary footlights in “Half a Sov¬ereign : An Improbable Romance.”He describes it aptly, the novel isimprobable. The first part is a pleas¬antly farcial narrative of a Mediter¬ranean cruise in a private yacht. Thesecond part, still farcial, is a tale ofreincarnation and spiritism. Theparts are entirely separate as to plot,there is no reason why they shouldbe written together except, perhaps,for the purpose of resuscitating theplot by preposterous novelty.Is Opinion of Former MaroonStudent“It took me eight years after Ileft school to find out that a businesspaid anybody to write a letter,” saidMr. Streeter Blair of the Havens-Blair-Carlich company, former stu¬dent of the University, in a letterto John P. Howe in answer to an ed¬itorial.Mr. Blair writes that when hisEnglish instructors asked him to writeletters, he was never told that someday “at least some one in the classmight be well paid for being able toexpress a thought concisely, clearly,and in an interesting style, with orig¬inality.” To remedy the situation,Mr. Blair suggests that the staffopen a new department in which onephase of student interest which isthat of the outside world would bediscussed. In this way, the under¬graduate would be getting an in¬sight as to what he might expectafter he leaves school. Continuing,he says that these articles should tellthe student how he can earn moneywhen he gets out of school and stilldo the very thing he likes best, espe¬cially appealing to those who are notstudying for a specific profession.Mr. Blair was a member of theUniversity band while attending theUniversity during the summer of1913.WANTED! MASCULINECINDERELLA TO FITSIZE TWELVE SHOE Gowns for BallRange In Color,Black to BrightDresses following the straight linemode or those with the bouffanteffect, bright colors or sombre black,in fact any variety of styles and colorschemes one might wish will be wornat the Military ball this evening.Ruth Burtis, who is leading the leftwing of the grand march with EldredNeubauer, is one of the women whohas chosen pale blue taffeta. Herdress is made after the bouffant style,set off by tulle ruffles combined withorchid and silver. Silver hose andshoes complete her outfit.Madge Child, leading the rightwing with Gerald Bench, has chosena very different model. Her frock isof block georgette, brightened byflame colored feathers. The dress isa straight lined model, with the trim¬ming entirely on the skirt. MissChild will wear black hose and shoesin keeping with her dress. DEATHBy Marcia MastersI lie exhausted from my tramps,A weary traveler of the snows,The chills of death creep through mybones,And o’er my fa-ce the cold wind blows.I sleep that sweet untroubled sleep,Though know I not the warmth offire,The love of home, of hearth, of peace,The happiness that friends inspire.The distant cry of life beyond,The sighs, the laughs, the moans, thetears,Are powerless to call me back,A spirit now for many years.FOLSTOY HUMAN;FLUNKS SUBJECTSON THE BOARDS“Juno and the Paycock” was un¬fortunate in that the great moral truthwhich it was doomed to present, be¬came evident before the first act waswell under way. It was fortunate inthat it did not dogmatically state thegreat moral truth but was successfulin getting it across all the same.Which might lead us to believe thatit was subtle, which it was not; itwould be nearer the truth to call itsugar-coated, with a sufficient amountof the sugar left off to allow us to seethe frailties of man, the omnipotenceof God, and the pugnacity of thehonest Irish soul.The plot, whictf was entirely sub-ordinant to the quality of acting, con¬cerned itself with civil warfare be¬tween that part of Ireland demandingcomplete separation from England andthat part satisfied with home-rule.Specifically, it dealt with one familyinvolved in the struggle to the extentof the only son’s death, the ruin ofthe only daughter, and the absolutedisintegration of the entire family.With such a theme, Sean O’Casey,the author, saw fit to interwine thehumorous element with the tragic norwas he overly cautious with his tran¬sitions. As a result, the pathos cameand went in gales of laughter and thehumor was suffused in tragedy. Per¬haps the kaleidoscopic effect producedwas meant to be significant of life atthe time, but, even so, the play wasless powerful than it could have beenhad more regard been paid to theslow-working mind of the averagetheatre-goer.Whitford Kane might use his per¬formance as the lead to good advant¬age in the attainment of bigger andbetter roles; he was excellent. MaryAgnes Doyle, as his wife, was entire¬ly sufficient to the lead thereof andwould have been even more so hadnot her part been so stereotyped. Author Very MeticulousAbout Mistakes“My father never graduated fromany university. He never could. Isaw his grades once—they were thelowest the university gave. It wasnot because he was not brilliant, butbecause he never would do what theprofessors wanted him to do,” saidCount Ilya Tolstoy.”Leo Tolstoy had a habit of writ¬ing on a piece of paper until it wasblack and almost unreadable. Hewould scribble on the sheet, turn itupside down, write between the lines,and then on the sides and corners.When his wife had spent hours re¬copying it, he would it over. Againthe blacking process was in order.“Please, just one little mistake letme correct,” he would beg—and thesame thing would take place. In thisway the entire book “Anna Kare¬nina” was re-written eight times, andsome chapters were re-copied asmany as a hundred times. Finallythe manuscript was sent off to thepublisher. Suddenly, out of the clearsky, another correction would occurto the author. Post haste he wouldrush off to the station and send thefollowing telegram: “Please, on page39 change word so and so to wordsuch and such.”Count Tolstoy told of the period inhis father’s life when he became verydepressed with the fear of death. Hevisited churches, monks and religiouslibraries, but none showed him theGod whom he sought. The churchwas, he found, only a mouthpiece forthe Czar. In his diary he said ofhis days and nights, “I feel asthough I were hanging to a roof.White mice are gnawing at the rope;black mice take their place whenthey leave. In vain I hope for peace,always it is the same. I feel surethat my time is drawing to a cl<|se.”So keenly had it affected the authorthat he was afraid to trust himselfwith a gun.“In the end,” Count Tolstoy con¬tinued, “my father found the faithhe sought from the peasants.”Whittier College Dean OutlinesTheory of Synchronized EducationThe theory of synchronized educa¬tion, a new type of a correlated col¬lege education designed to developin the student enough of the righttype of mental motive power togenerate a balanced thinking anat¬omy that will carry him forwardthrough life, was expounded recentlyby its originator, Dean J. HershelCoffin of Whittier College, WhittierCalifornia.Dean Coffin’s theories, which heexplained to the council of churchboards of education, in session Mon¬day, January 10, are not by anymeans new, but his achievements liesin the fact that he has conceived apractical working model with whichto experiment with the applicationof those theories, while his col¬leagues, many of whom have arrivedat identical conclusions, grope fu-tiMy for such a vehicle.The purpose of the “correlatedcourse,” Dean Coffin refers to it,is to provide the student with the knowledge with which he may mostsuccessfully cope with at least fiveof the greatest problems and indiv¬idual facts throughout life—mar¬riage, vocations, leisure time, itspossibilities and opportunities andcommunity life, or citizenship and re¬ligion.It is essentially a “problem rais¬ing” course, Dr. Coffin explained,and the thread of the study is carriedunbroken through the entire fouryears. No attempt is made to mapout procedure or to answer the prob¬lem for any student or group of stu¬dents. Individuality is the basis ofthe course of study. Each freshman,upon entering Whittier, is given aseries of mental and phychologicaltests, and is encouraged to study him¬self as well as the problems pre¬sented. The object of the course isaccomplished, according to Dr. Cof¬fin, if at the end of four years thestudent has acquired a system ofemotionalized attitudes, rather thana body of organized knowledge. Religion Trails ModemThought as Tricycles toFords—Common AttitudeStudents ProtestU. S. InterventionIn Latin AmericaOrganizations of students inBrazil and Chili have protestedagainst the sending of United Statesmarines into Nicaragua to bolster upthe Conservative Diaz regime.In Santiago, Chili, a public man¬ifestation was launched “against theattitude of violence adopted by theUnited States in Nicaragua.”Labor uinons appoint delegatesto the committee in chargeand the Student’s Club has sent amessage to a professors’ conventionasking the professors to join in themovement.A students’ organization of BuenosAires sent a telegram of congratula¬tion to Senator Borah expressinggratitude at his “defense of Nicar¬agua,” and for showing the peoplein the United States the “true sit¬uation.”In Mexico City an association ofCentral Americans to boycott Amer¬ican goods until the marines arewithdrawn from Nicaragua is beingled by Juan Mella, a Cuban student.The association has already sent tel¬egrams to American political lead¬ers demanding the withdrawal ofAmerican troops. Theological Student DefendsReligious Beliefs AgainstWidespread Ideas“Religion was good for our grand¬mothers but it is of no use to us,”is a statement that characterizes avery widespread attitude. In theminds of many students religion be¬longs with long skirts, long hair andtricycles back in the nineties; andjust as these have been replaced tosuch great advantage by the moderninstitutions of short skirts, bobbedhair and the Ford, so, these stu¬dents say, modern thought and sci¬ence have taken the place of out¬grown supersititions.The Federation of Mexican Stu¬dents and the International Commit¬tee of Students, the latter now con¬vening in Oaxaco, State of Oaxaco,assailed the Nicaragua intervention,declaring that the attitude of UnitedStates government threatened thespiritual unity of Latin-America.Invent InfallibleCritic of MusicAt Iowa School Now the only trouble with thatstatement is, that when you come tothink of it, modern thought and sci¬ence have not quite replaced religionafter all. True, they have changedpeople’s ideas about it, and we nolonger believe that man was createdone fine morning in the year 4004B. C. But in doing that science hasno more changed religion itself thana fresh coat of paint would changea house, or a new suit would changeyou; and religion as a vital faithin God and as a dynamic force inhuman life (for that is what re¬ligion is) remains essentially un¬changed, so that any talk about mod¬ern thought and science having re¬placed it is really meaningless.Outgrown It?But even so, one may say that re¬ligion does not need to be replacedat all; we have outgrown it and weare quite all right without it. AreH00T Ll\ ^noqiiAY „3q3u a^inb,,around you for a moment, or betterstill at yourself. Do you think youare “quite all right?” Are you quitesatisfied with yourself, with the lifeyou are now leading, with your re¬lations to the people around you?Are you quite sure there is no roomfor improvement anywhere?A mechanical music critic, infalliblyand unbiased, exists in the phonopho-tograph, an apparatus devised at theUniversity of Iowa for photographingsound waves.“Modern phonophotography opensto us an enormous field for investiga¬tion and for the laying of foundationsfor the sciences, the aesthetics and thepedagogy of music and speech,” de¬clares Dr. Carl E. Seashore, head ofthe department of psychology. Doc¬tor Seashore collarborated wifh Mil-ton Metfessel, research assistant, inthe development of the sound photo¬graphing and recording instrument.Pictures of “Annie Laurie” as sungby twelve artists were shown and agraph indicated exactly how eachsinger rendered one certain tone inpitch and duration. The notes werenot always attacked and sustained intrue pitch, the photograph shows.But, Doctor Seashore points out,variation for artistic effect often en¬ters into the proposition and the in¬dividuality of the singer must betaken into account. A man may have never read asingle beautiful poem in his life andnever hear a single piece of greatmusic and still, in his own judgment,(Continued on page 7)TRICK EXAMS HARMSCHOLARSHIP, SAYSEDUCATION EXPERTSchool children who despair overrigid examinations covering relative¬ly unimportant points and who aresubject to surprise examinationshave the sympathy of Doctor ErnestHorn, professor of Education at theUniversity of Iowa.Doctor Horn went on record todayas violently opposed to examinationsof the trick variety, covering detailson what the children ought not to beexpected to learn.The Iowa educator who is much indemand as a speaker at teachers’meetings in all sections of the coun¬try, made the startling statementthat points to be covered in examina¬tions should be revealed to the pupilsbeforehand.SOCIALLY SPEAKINGBy Mary BowenMilitary Ball, the most picturesqueof the winter parties, is the big eventof the week, socially speaking atleast. The uniforms do add such agala air to any crowd and so much tothe appearance of the men who wearthem. Tonight the whole cadet corpsand many envious civilians will get aglimpse of the pleasant side of thearmy life when the dancing begins atSouth Shore. The plans all prophesya gay and unusual affair, from thesabres as favors to the promise ofJack Chapman’s well know orchestra.The climax of the evening will be thegrand march, ending with the pre¬sentation of the new flag to CaptainMarks by the Daily News representa¬tive. The success of the Ball, howeverwill not be affected by the fact thatthe Sophomore class is giving a mixerin the afternoon at Ida Noyes. Forwe are forced to take our pleasuresin gulps during the all to short week¬ends after absorbing knowledge ineven larger quantities during theweek.Tomorrow night the Esoterics aregiving a masked ball at Ida Noyes.They have invited a pledge and anactive from each of other clubs aswell. It should prove one of the mostdelightful parties of the quarter, formasked balls are only too rare on thiscampus.The Kappa Nu’s are also giving ahouse dance that evening for whichvery attractive plans have been made.smm .a . HMN { JL _ . —-L-,, iul .. -■ ' —Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927O&eX IVfaisdeAFTERTHOUGHTHow odd! That we should quarrel,one day,Because I would no do, or say,What you desired of me.Now you have gone,How vainly I longFor one more chance to do,What, long ago, I should have doneFor you....—The OutcastPROF. Michelson is building a newhouse on 58th and Woodlawn. Wewarn him, from our own bitter ex¬perience, that when he begins tomake arrangements for mortgages,building bonds, etc. that his under¬standing of the Einstein theory willbe as “the gizzard of a trifle, thefourth of a cipher—the epitome ofnothing!”GeoG rises to comment: “Sixty percent of the Frosh class come fromChicago, according to the Univers¬ity’s statistics. And the remainingforty per cent are from Oak Park.”PORTRAIT OF A YOUNG LADYThe owl is often toutedBy the patriarchs of learningAs the symbol of all hidden loreFor which we should be yearning.“Be wise as owls,” we hear themsay.My girl friend certainly provesthey’re right—For (like an owl) she’s dumb all dayBut, oh, the thoughts she has atnight!—GeoGThere Is No Justice!Turk:Isn’t it bad enough that the Froshhave to sing all this week—“Thereis a hell for Freshman,” without theY. M. C. A. coming out with book¬lets on “Students Religious Life” im¬plying an attitude of neglect, andour probable difficulties in the here¬after?—lord lloydTHE always-to-be-particularly-ob¬served Daily Maroon editorial col¬umn persists in its attack on theCoffee Shop. Y’ve always suspectedthat look on John Howe’s face. Wehave our doubts of this McCheese-cake-Milt Mayer person. We know!They are trying to get us to migrateto Fifty-fifth street during fhis dark,dangerous nights. Probably, they’regetting a commission from these thugpeople!INVITATION“If you’re good you’ll be lonesome.’—Mark TwainI don’t want to be good!I want to be wicked and bad;I’m always misunderstood.Damn! It makes me mad!I’m tired of Having folks thinkI’m a perfect angel-child;I want to learn bow to drinkAnd swear; I want to be wild.I’ve learned to smoke and pet—Stay out sometimes all night.I try doggone hard and yetThey hail me—“the shining light.”I like men, and I like them hot;Cavemen, with lots of spice;! want to live and love a lotI want to be naughty but nicel—TOMMY ROTADD potent statements of greatmen: “The fraternities have almostfreed themselves from corrupt poli¬tics,” said James Cusack, presidentof the Interfraternity Council, “Thepolitical situation on campus is bet¬ter than ever before.”“Oh, It’s Terrible,” He SaysDear Turk:So they sent George Morgensternsome new pajamas. Do you supposeit could have been the neighbors?—The CatfishWE have discovered that a poemprinted in the Whistle this week was.originally a Line 0’ Type contribu¬tion.—TERRIBLE TURK In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersCol. Frank L. Smith came, saw,and v:as conquered. Late yesterdayafternoon, the senate rejected by a48 to 33 vote the resolution to ad¬minister the oath of office to the Illi¬nois senator-designate. Col. Smith’sone. consolation was the adoption ofSenator Reed’s motionv to give hima hearing before the senate committeeat which time his credentials andcertificates will be considered again.Strangely enough, it was a Demo¬crat, Senator Overman of North Caro¬lina, who made the motion to seatSmith. Such is not the normal pro¬cedure and I cannot help but admirethe North Carolinan V his attitude,granting that it bespoke his actualfeelings and true belief. For, in large,his speech was directed at petty anta¬gonisms and took up the cudgel inbehalf of fair play. He cited, too, theconstitutionality of the senate’s bar¬ring Smith, but his appeal was mademstly to the common sense and judge¬ment of the senators. And to whatavail? Smith remains outside thesenate doors.Whether or not Senator Frazier ofNorth Dakota was alone in his re¬cognition of the peculiar attitudes andchange of attitudes of a great manyof the senators, he was alone in ob¬servance of them. He called atten¬tion to Senator Watson’s change froman anti-Smith feeling to one rabidlyfor him, to the suddent reversal ofopinions of several other senator’sand to Smith’s delay in appearing be¬fore the senate. None of them wereanswered, so the string-pullers maycontinue safely with their game,whatever it might be. ARRANGE SERIES FOREXTENTION LECTURESFOR DIVINITY SCHOOL(Continued from page 1)their fitness to discuss the topicsassigned.Dean Mathews will give the firstlecture, “What Right Have Chris¬tians To Discuss Social Problems?”on Tuesday, Jan. 25. The followingTuesday Professor Merriam will lec¬ture on “What Stake Have theChurches in Politics’' ’ The other lec¬tures of the series by no means sub¬ordinate to the first are, “WhatOught Christians to Do About theProhibition Situation?” by ProfessorHolt; “What Can Christians Do toHelp Solve the Industrial Problem?”by Mr. Mullenbach; “What Respon¬sibilities Have Christians With Re¬gard to Race Relationships?” byDean Mathews, and “What OughtChristians to Do About War?” byProfessor Gilkey.The registration fee for the Ex¬tension Lectures is two dollars perperson or groups of ten from theneighboring churches may registerfor a fee of ten dollars, Universitystudents may register without fee.Advance registration may be madeby check direct to the DivinitySchool The University of Chicago.ARMY OFF TO SOUTHSHORE(Continued from page 1)presented to the guests as favors, in¬cluded in a unique program. Most ofthe dances will have appropriate mili¬tary names and started with a cor¬responding bugle call.By means of flood-lights automati¬cally controlled, the ballroom properwill have no more light than is neces¬sary. Sabres and United States flagsare to convey a military atmosphere, along with several artillery imple¬ments, placed in conspicuous places.A huge seal of Crossed Cannon abovethe heads of the orchestra on the stageis to add to the appearance of theballroom.Arrangements have been made withthe managers of the club that refresh¬ments will be obtained by the guestsin. the breakfast room. Tickets forsuch refreshments will be on sale atthe cigar counter and will enable 'thedancers to secure reduced rates.Mirror Presents ShowAs an added attractions, Mirror willpresent a sketch between dances anda banner will be presented to thecorps by a representative of the Chi¬cago Daily News after the rose andsabre bower has been formed at theconclusion of the grand march.BECKWITH LEAVESPOST AFTER 50YEARS OF WORK(Continued from page 1)Idea of God” is a very valuablebook, embodying the best of Pro¬fessor Beckwith’s constructive work,and furnishing a strong basis for fu¬ture work.Born in 1849, Dr. Beckwith stud¬ied at Olivet College, Yale, BangorTheological Seminary and the Uni¬versity of Berlin. At Bangor he wasfriend and classmate of Dr. GeorgeA. Gordon, long pastor of the fa¬mous Old South Church of Boston.For fifteen years Dr. Beckwithserved as pastor at Brewer, Maine,and at West Roxbury, Boston.GOOD JOB PRINTINGat John Monroe’* PaintShop THE PALOSPRB88.909 Eut 57th StreetTelephone Fairfax 10071Hours: 10-12 A. M.;2-4 P. M. 0This isone wayof goingtoEUROPESTCA is anotherAnd the generally accepted way of crossing by the smallclass of people for whom the STCA service is maintained.$170 $185 Round Tripon Holland-America Line ships(Sailings, going and returningevery week)Application blanks and further information may be had from:John MeyerPsi U HouseEarly booking is essentiaLSuggestions for Land Tours will be sent upon request.STUDSnTTWRD*6ABIRASSOQIATIORHOLLAND-AMERICA LINE * 24 State Street, N. Y-. SCIENCE STRUGGLESWITH ENVIRONMENT;HEREDITY PROBLEM(Continued from page 1)have been separated when very youngand are now about thirty years old,so that although their heredity isidentical, their environment will havebeen quite diverse.”“When we take their mental testsand compare it with results we haveobtained from examinations of identi¬cal twins that have lived together, wemay be able to make some definitestatement as to whether environmentor heredity are of the most im¬portance,” continued Dr. Freeman.According to Dr. Newman, it is es¬sential that one egged be distinguishedfrom two egged twin because of thefact that the herdity of the one will beas similar as that of the other, andtherefore their environments will havea different influence upon their lives.Dr. Newman has been working for along time with twins from a biologi¬cal viewpint and has written a bookupon this subject.Investigation has been reserved totwins from the third grade of gradeschool and up. A pair is examinedevery Saturday in the offices of theprofessors. CLASSIFIED. FOR RENT—3 large front rooms.Apt. So., front, part, furn., stm. heath. w., elec, lg., bath, range, near LC. on 55th Street. $45. Call 933 g55th St., 2nd fl., MORTON, after6:30 p. m., wk. day or all day Satur¬day and Sunday.WANTED—Radio Salesman. Ex¬perience not essential but must beconvincing talker. Liberal commis¬sion. Leads furnished. Apply 8127Cott|ge Grove Ave. Triangle 7786,after 6 p. m.FOR SALE—Conn Saxophone, al¬most new $65. E-flat, alto. Leathercase. Excellent condition. Was $105.Fairfax 6406.FOR SALE—Two apartment-build¬ing. Six rooms. A beautiful home.5642 Kimbark Avenue. Pays for it¬self. Owner just spent $5,000 on topflat making it his home. Three baths,open fireplace, built in bookshelves,frigidaire. Modern throughout. Own¬er leaving university; must sacrifice.Hyde Park 2780.•em-ram•5009 1-lflRPER-m;•P110NC. ^ My0E.?nRR-82S2-■m-momnpffftNo use handling any pipewith gloves on!i Nobody hates a fight more than old manpipe- Easygoing and easy to please, he’sa born peace^maker. And if life with himisn’t always rosy, it’s certainly no fault ofhis...Now keeping a pipe at peace is partlya matter of slow'burning,smootlvsmokingtobacco. And mellowness. But above allit’s what you call staying power. Pipetobacco must taste good and sweet . . .morning, noon and night.The secret of such a tobacco lies in theway it’s mellowed and the way it’s cut.That’s the secret of Granger Rough Cut.No tobacco was ever mellowed in quitethe same way. No tobacco was ever sosure to sweeten a pipe and keep it sweet.Being rough cut, too, it burns slow andsmokes smooth and cool. Smoke it all daylong, it’s so mild and mellow. Everysmoke a peace-pipe smoke. -GRANGER.Rough CutThe half-pound vac¬uum tin is forty-fivecents, the foil-pouchpackage, sealed inglassine, is ten cents.Madefor pipes only!Granger Rough Cut is made by the Liggett & Myers Tobacco CompanyDon’t miss the Pur*due game tomorrownight. The Daily SPORTS 'Maroon 1Gym, Fencing and jWrestling teams to |combat.Friday Morning January 21, 1927* ■ J January 21, 1927 .CRACK PURDUE FIVE HERE FOR GAMEGYM, WRESTLING,FENCING TEAMSTO SEE ACTONNorthwestern, Milwaukee“Y” Will FurnishOppositionThe gym team, wrestling and fenc¬ing teams are to see plenty of ac¬tion over this week-end. A gym andfencing meet with the Milwaukee Yis to take place Saturday evening.The wrestling team is to show itswares for the first time this seasonat home tonight immediately afterthe Purdue game.Milwaukee StrongCoach Hoffer has a pretty stiffproposition on his hands when hismen hook up with the Milwaukee Y.The gymnasts have been working outvery regularly in order to get intotrim for Saturday’s match. The acro¬bats are out for another nationalchampionship this year and theyshould win it if they perform as theycan with the present personnel ofthe team and Coach Hoffer to han¬dle them. Milwaukee has had agroups of stars on its aggregation forthe last five years and has been work¬ing steadily to beat Chicago.The fencing team is at present anunknown quantity. .Several of lastyear’s men and a flock of green men|flocked to practice at the call ofCoach Merrill, who has been workingvery hard to produce a formidableoutfit. Saturday will tell the resultof the effects of the work. The ad¬mission for the meet will be free.Take On WildcatsCoach Vorres has had his grap-plers working at top speed for thelast few days in an effort to polishoff many of the defects shown inthe match with the Michigan Aggies.Chicago will be greatly handicappedby lack of experience this seasonand will have a tough job on theirhands when they take on the North¬western aggregation. Great im¬provement has been shown by thewrestling aspirants in the last fewweeks and Coach Voores has hopesof a fairly successful season ratherthan a very poor one as he firstthought this would be. The meet willtake place Friday night immediatelyafter the Purdue game in Bartlett.GOPHER PUCK TEAMLOSES TO MANITOBAMinnesota’s hockey team, cham¬pions of the Big Ten for the past fiveyears, lost a hard-fought internationalcontest w’ith the crack Manitoba sex¬tet in an overtime period by a 2-0score. The Minnesota defense star¬red throughout the regular period butweakened during the overtime to letthe winning goals slip through.None of the Minnesota offensiveplayers were able to get good clearshots at the goal, as the Canadianteam exhibited great skill, and whenthe Canuks did not have the puck,the defense split up the Gopher at¬tack, rendering them futile.Telephone Mid^-ny 8628Ladies and Children’* Hair Bobbin* andShinglingJACK WITTESANITARY BARBER SHOP1165 East 63rd Street, Nr. Woodlawn Ave.WILL CALL AT RESIDENCEBY APPOINTMENTAN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.^ 1449 E. 57th STREET Award Varsity “O” toStar of “Poor Nut”Elliot Nugent, star of the “PoorNut’’ which had such an extendedstay in Chicago, has been awardeda varsity “O” by the Ohio Stateathletic board. This honoraryaward has been given to him be¬cause of his work in the playwhich was written by him andwhich is based on his AlmaMater, Ohio.This honor is one of the veryfew of its kind ever made by theboard. It was presented toNugent last Monday at the firstperformance of the “Poor Nut”in Columbus, the presentation be¬ing made by Professor ThomasE. French, chairman of the athle¬tic board.8,500 Jam YostField House ToSee Illini TiltStarting with a handball of enthu¬siasts in 1919 basketball at Michiganhas now developed to such a degreehere that 8,500 g^rsons jammed Yostfield house Monday night to see theIllinois game.In a like manner, the box-office re¬ceipts have grown to a figure ap¬proximating $860 for home. Confer¬ence games. This figure will not en¬tirely maintain the sport, because, inaddition to equipment and travelingexpenses, basketball must pay itsshare of the operating expenses ofthe field house. I-M CAGE FIVESBATTLE BEFORELARGEST CROWD“B” Teams Play VigorouslyIn HecticStrugglesBefore the largest and most en¬thusiastic audience in the history ofIntramural athletics 24 teams com¬peted nobly for places in the Divi¬sion’s roster. While the spectatorscheered wildly Alpha Epsilon Pi,Sigma Nu, Tau Delta Phi, LambdaChi Alpha, Phi Delta Theta, Phi PiPhi, Delta Upsilon, Chi Psi, Phi Sig¬ma Delta, Phi Kappa Sigma, Kap¬pa Nu, and Psi Upsilon won extreme¬ly interesting and hotly contestedgames.Sigma Nu defeated Phi KappaSigma 16 to 14. They were tied atthe half eight all, the Sigma Nu out¬fit piled up a 7 point lead at the be¬ginning of the second period whichthe Phi Kap’s found impossible toovercome. Hansen and Barker play¬ed well for their respective teamseach scoring 9 points.Lambda Chi Alpha overcame TauSigma Omicron 24 to 21. Comingout from an 8 point handicap theTau Sig’s were leading their oppon¬ents 21 to 20, but Froberg crashedthrough with two baskets and so se¬curing 24 points for his team and 14for himself.(Continued on page 7)SP0RT0L0GYBy Tom StephensonIn order to make “an evening ofit” in the true sense of the word, theNorgrenites must win tonight. A vic¬tory over Purdue will mean “an eve¬ning of it" as far as the Conferencestanding of the two teams is con¬cerned. Said victory would make ittwo won. two lost for each team, soit’s up to the Maroons to “do theevening up.”* * *The Maroons may not be so highup it, the individual points scored forthe Big Ten season to date, but theycan count grade points with any ofthem. Sackett. McDonough, Zimmer¬man, and K.'plan could all boast bet¬ter than B averages if they needed to.* * *Not All-Tin'e, But Any TimeSportology: Query — What couldhe more idiotic, csinine, stupid, sense¬less, inane, brainless, imbecilic, fatu¬ous, feeble-minded than the selectionof an annual All American footballteam?Answer—The selection of an All-Time All-American football team. \If any one can satisfactorily explainto me the method whereby a playerwho starred along the Atlantic Coastin 1890 can be compared to anothercollege player of the far West 35GREEKSLETTER/PINS >. College and Loc«.Fraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in our own factorvA wide range of Dance Programs and Stationery on displavYou’ll Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jeweitr*27 East Moaroe Street. Chicago. HI years later, I will unhesitantly presentto him an excellent term paper whichcan equally well be used in six ormore courses here at the University.I. N. Cohen.P. S.—Enclosed please find my All-Time All-American football team. 1am positive that it cannot be ^mprovedupon. You may publish it in yotircolumn.* * *Although I would heartily welcomethe acquision of the manuscript whichMr. Cohen offers, I must admit thetruth of his charges. No intelligentindividual would even dream of select¬ing an All-American team, let alonean All-Time All-American team.Mr. Cohen’s selections were terribleand I discarded them into the wastebasket. Some day I will pick a realAll-Time All-American team. Watchfor it in this column. Indiana, MichiganIn Fight For LeadThis week’s prize game will comeoff Saturday night when Michiganand Indiana, the two undefeatedoutfits of the Big Ten, meet atBloomington to determine the titleleader.Indiana employs a “fire depart¬ment” offense with four playersdribbling and shooting at 4-11 speedall the time. Capt. Krueger, Beck-ner, Sibley and Correll are the Hoos-ier Aces.Michigan wil have a weight, height,power and better defensive advant¬age, but do not equal Indiana’sspeed and shooting ability. But Capt.Chambers, Oosterbaan, McCoy, Pe¬trie, Harrington and Molenda are noslouches at hooping baskets.Sport Record ofAverage StudentTaken By Prof.Professor Frank Kleeberger, headof the men’s physical education de¬partment, University of California,has spent over ten years gatheringdata on the physical prowess of the“average” college man.If you are just average you shouldbe five feet, nine inches in your stock¬ing feet, and be able to do all of thefollowing events.Run the 100-yard dash in tennisshoes in 12.5 seconds.Broad jump in tennis shoes 196 in.Defend self creditably in boxingand wrestling.Hand or fence vault 56 inches.Scale a 12 foot wall in 11 seconds.Dive head first over an obstacle 41inches high.Swim 25 yards frep style in 16 andone-half seconds.Swim at least 125 yards withoutstopping to float.Carry a person through the waterfor 12 and one-half yards.Have command of at leaat fourswiming strokes.Make at least one good dive.HANDBALL STARSThere are many strong handballteams entered in the Intramural tour¬nament this year. Tau Sigma Omi¬cron has two good men in Watkow-ski and Finkle, while Hendricksonand Ehrlich are another favoriteteam.SHE’LL SAY YESDo not call you,r sweetheart and askher to accompany you to our dancingacademy tonight unless you really mean it.She is sure to say yes without the slight--st hesitation. All right! Phone her.,rou toOj will spend a delightful evening.Jn our smooth floor, to our soul stirringmusic you cannot fail to enjoy yourself.Private lessons any time. Classes nightlyat 8:00.TERESA DOLAN—BEN SMITZDORFSCHOOL OF DANCING1208 E. 63rd ST. (Near Woodlawn At.)Phone Hyde Park 3060TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONE^v)p$vflAutL GUacauLVAUDEVILLEs»JND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Prc^mm EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY ADULTS30cJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING VISITORS HEADED BY WILCOX ANDCUMMINS POINTED FOR CONFERENCEHONORS; HAVE WON ONE, LOST TWOCummins, Purdue Center, As Formidable As Spradling;Work of Maroon Forward Wall WillDecide GameChicago — Purdue-Zimmerman LF WheelerKaplan .. RF WilsonSackett (c) C CumminsMcDonohgh LG WilcoxHoerger RG KemmerBy Vic Roteru*Purdue, fortified with some gen¬uine Indiana brand of basketballplayers, will hfelp the Maroons furn¬ish entertainment for the Bartlettpatrons beginning sometime around8 o’clock tonight.Both Need WinBoth teams need the victory rath¬er badly, Purdue needs it as it ispointing seriously toward thechampionship, while the Maroons withonly hazy hopes of top honors couldstand a win or two before complet¬ing this season’s schedule—one of |the toughest a Maroon basketballteam has had to contend with.So far Purdue has defeated OhioState and Minnesota, and has beenswamped by Iowa, Chicago has de¬feated Northwestern, while Iowa andWisconsin have left Bartlett on thelong end of the score.As a team Purdue seems to be themore polished outfit. The callingcard of Chester “Cotton” Wilcox,tow-headed, amiable guard of the vis¬itors, is familiar around these parts.Last fall on a particular Saturdayafternoon he was very much in evi¬dence on Stagg Field. He plays theguard position on the basketballplankings and is right smart theretoo. He is one of the best of Pur¬due’s long range guns.Watch CumminsCummins has the pivot job whichwas left open by the graduation ofCramer last year. He comes fromFrankfort, which is THE basketballtown of A basketball state. Althoughthis is his first year as a varsity manhe already knows the tricks of thegame. He can shoot, dribble, feint and use a change of pace with con¬siderable skill and nimbleness. Heleads conference scoring just now.In the Minnesota game Cummins,with 7 field baskets and 8 freethrows, scored 22 of Purdue’s 32points. All seven goals were scoredfrom directly beneath the basketwhich speaks well of Purdue’s pass-ig and Cummins’ dribbling.The rest of the visitors are justgood players. Wilson and Wheelerplay about the same grade of ball,being best on floor work. Kemmer,a new guard, is an able-bodied fel¬low who is getting better with age.Purdue has no regular captain.Wright who was elected last springleft school before the basketball sea¬son and Coach Lambert appoints anj acting captain before each game.The Maroons’ chances lie with theinclinations of the two forwards,Zimmerman and Kaplan, neither of(Continued on page 7)Tarpon Club WillInitiate Next MonthWomen wishing to become initiatesof Tarpon club at the next initiationhave been urged to try out for mem¬bership at their earliest opportunity.Eligibility depends upon the passingof tl)» various tests which may becompleted at any open' hour. The ap¬plicants have been asked to informthe instructor of their presence atopen hour and of their desire to com¬plete the tests.Initiation has been planned for theearly part of February. It will be amore elaborate ceremoney than inprevious quarters and will be execut¬ed in the form of a large c arnival.Both initiates and old members willtake part in the carnival. This is theonly initiation until the one held inthe middle of the Spring quarter.After the dance, after the show,When you re hungry, looking for some place to go,Come in and see us, our waffles are great,You’ll like our place and we’re open real late.CRISP CREAMWAFFLESTRY OURSpecial Plate Luncheons .50cTable d’Hote Dinner 85cSpecial Plate Dinner 5QcSPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER, $1.00A la Carte All Day.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKING; THE GEM RESTAURANT. (Formerly Wheel & Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation)Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927Dan and Ted opened, rain fell dismally. But finallythe sun shone—then—.Success followed success. TheAshland Theatre was transformedfrom failure to success when HermanSchoenstadt took hold of it. Thenthe Archer, and then he built the At¬lantic, for its day extremely hand¬some. But the big idea was j'ustdeveloping.That was to erect in the heart ofexclusive Hyde Park the finest theatrein the world, and it has been done.Hyde Park had many fine buildings,especially those of the UniversityHyde Park has long been a synonymfor culture, and for the ability to ap¬preciate fine things.So Herman Schoentadt knew thathis contributions to Hyde Park’sstructures would have to be the finest ithat brains and money could produce.That was his dream. So he retainedRapp & Rapp to design a buildingthat would be a credit alike to builderand community.Byzantine is the dominating influ¬ence, with here and there a touch of1old Madrid displaying the Moorish in¬fluence. The net result is a superbbuilding erected so strongly thatgenerations to come will enjoy it,interior and exterior. Experts pro¬nounce the Piccadilly an authenticmasterpiece, and the world wascombed to make it so.Since the interior is the part that must play the biggest part in thefuture, recital of its major details arehere apropos.Immediately upon entering the Pic¬cadilly one is impressed by the sheerbeauty and grandeur of the scene inthe lobby, seven stories high. Sus¬pended from the middle of the domewhich terminates in a Maltese cross,is a seven and one-half foot chande¬lier, a replica of the famous lightingfixture in the palace of Versailles,containing 1,000 electric lights.Four smaller chandeliers, of thesame design, are suspended from thesides of the dome, and the walls areequipped with exquisite candelabracontaining amber lights that mellowthe dazzling white light from the mainfixtures.Each of the four corners of thelobby contains an heroic statue of agreat American, of which the fore¬most is George Washington, and spe¬cial lighting fixtures illuminate eachof these.Stretching upward on a sweepingincline 75 feet long is the great stair¬case carpeted with material of designand texture superb. Stretching alongthe wall are panels of crystal mir¬rors, like those of the famous galleryof Versailles.Under foot is mosaic, designed andfabricated like that which felt thestately tread of the Emperor Con¬ stantine, of Bysantium, before thefamous Church of St. Sophia becomea Mohammedan Mosque.Inviting relaxation and providingeverything that the ladies may requirein maintaining their beauty and a-plomb, are the lounging and cosmeticrooms, designed and equipped by Mrs.Bertha Lindcnthal, daughter of Her¬man Schoentadt.Oriental is the atmosphere, withdivans, cushions and rugs against abackground of red and aantique gold.Perfect dressing tables have beenbuilt for the cosmetic room, and inthe lounging room are red and goldtables with coral glass tops, that re¬flect like a mirror.Hyde Park mothers no longer needdeprive themselves of a visit to thetheatre because of small children.Here at the Piccadilly they can checkthem; leave them in charge of a com¬petent matron and nurse, in a play¬room equipped with everything thatyoung Americans desire.Built into the theatre is a $75,000Kilgen Wonder Organ, with fivecompression pedals and 325 tablets.Three sets of vox human stops with a20 inch air pipe leading from the motor, thus to simulate any humanvoice in any pitch or volume.Lee Terry, celebrated organist, willbe at the console which is raised andlowered by electric equipment Thbstands in an alcove at the right of th«prescenium arch, while at the left ina similar alcove is a marvellous xylo¬phone, controlled by the same consoletablets.COWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Aye.Everything in thelatest collegehaberdasheryand smokers’articles.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd StHyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009When the $3,000,000 PicadillyTheatre opens its doors to the publicMonday evening, January 24, it willmark the fulfillment of a twenty-yeardream of Norman Schoentadt, presi¬dent of H. Schoentadt and Sons, thebuilders,—and in the heart of HydePark, at Hyde Park and BlackstoncAvenue, another architectural triumphhas risen.Twenty years ago “Dad” Schoen¬ tadt, with a capital of $2,000 openedhis first theatre in a remodeled store,a frame building, at Forty-ninth St.,and Ashland Avenue. Those werethe days when a moving picture wascalled a “Nickleodon.”That venture had follow’ed a seriesof disasters in the world of commercethat would have broken the heart ofa less courageous man. And fortwenty days after the first theatreJanuary PricesSuit and Extra Trousers$65 $75 $85AND UPWARDSTailored to Your Individual Measure,JJEDIUM-WEIGHT Fabrics — Suitable forYear-Round Wear—also Beautiful- SpringGoods for those going South or to California—as well as Heavy-Weight Materials—atthese ADVANTAGEOUS Prices.Overcoats, Too, Readyto Wear and to Order—at Bottom Prices( $55 Specials at the New Clark StreetStore, Including Suit and Extra Trousersor KnickersFAMOUS FOR SERGES )NewShade."Bronxe-Bnr*“ Tarpon-Gray” Jerrems “QUIETLYCORRECT”EveningClothe* andCutawayFrocks forWeddingsandReceptionsFormal, Business and Sport Clothes7 N. La Salle St. 324 S. Michigan Ave. 71 E. Monroe St.140-142 S. Clark St (near Adams)225 N. Wabash (at Wacker Drive) SCHOENSTADT'SMAGNIFICENT $2,000,0003500 SeatsLuxurious andc omf or table. Aperfect view fromany location.ROOM FORALL WENS12=00 O’CLOCK NOONMONDAYJAN. 24Thousands of UniqueAchievements of Splendorand Beauty WillGreet YoutA STUPENDOUS PROGRAMTo match the magnificence of the theatre, a galaperformance awaits you.You’ll enjoy and revel inALBERT E. SHORT and his thirtySYMPHONIC ARTISTSTHE ORIOLE ORCHESTRADirected by Russo FioritoThe famous virtuso, LEO TERRY at the$75,000 Kilgen OrganA delightful STAGE PRESENTATION75 PRE-EMINENT STARS ON THE STAGEThe premier showing ofREGINALD in“THE CHEERFUL FRAUD”1Page SevenS¥B CHAPLIN TELLSBETTER OLE’ TRIALSWITH WILD ANIMALSBeasts Run In Streets ofBoucaret, Scene ofPhotoplayThrough the streets of Boucaret,the French village where most ofthe action of “The Better Ole,” nowshowing at the Woods, takes piace,animals literally run wild. If “ani¬mals running wild” may be interpre¬ted as “wild animals,” the title ofthis story is well within the boundsof truth. The set for the village ofBoucaret covers , four acres and wasdesigned by the French artist, BenCarre.When I was billeted at Boucaret—as Old Bill of “The Better Ole” itwas in my line of duty to meet allthose feathered and four-footed crea¬tures, and in this way I learned muchabout animals, about their almosthuman perversity, their more thanhuman cleverness. When my mas¬cot, a huge grinning terrier, sat onhis hunkers, head tipped, ears cock¬ed, taking my military commandswith twinkling gravity, he seemed tome more capable of concentrationthan many a soldier I have met.I shall not soon forget a certainstaid and pugnacious matron of thecoop, who, not without reason,fought my efforts to filch her egg,guarding the treasure with true ma¬ternal ferocity. Snatching the egg Islipped it into my pocket, only tofeel an odd thumping and to discov¬er that the egg had hatched. See¬ing nae take it from my pocket ourrough-guy corporal accused me ofchicken theft. I was put on fatigueduty—but finally reached the innwhere the lovely Joan was feeding alitter of kittens. Old Bull, my dog,had preceded me, upsetting the milk.Joan had little left to feed the me¬owing brood and the newly-bornchick which I had added to her care.I must do my best for them. I spieda cow across the way!She was a disagreeable cow. Aglum, tail swishing, pawing cow, andit was with extreme reluctance thatshe allowed me to proceed. A pairof rubber milking-gloves had beentossed down nearby. One of theseI had milked full, tieing it shut, andpricking each finger end, to make asort of dimple for the hungry mouthsof the young cats and my chick. Ilaid the tremulously bulging gloveaside and sat down to milk the otherfull.It was at this moment that a dis¬reputable small pig made an appear¬ance, snatched the full glove andscuttled away with such speed that1 could not catch him.Suddenly a surprise attack by the THE DAILY MAROON. FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927enemy! The General, to save his menorders retreat; the opera house isemptied as if by magic; a cannonshell explodes; the great curtainfalls, smothering Black Beauty un¬derneath! What experiences we wentthrough in the body of that old steed,before we were finally recued! Wildanimals in Boucaret? I'll tell theworld!There were times when the ani-mas made me “wild.” I am not har¬boring this against them, however,for there were other times wrhen theymade me laugh.HIGHLIGHTS DEFENDPOUTICAL SITUATIONON LOCAL CAMPUS(Continued from page 1)Undergraduate council has workedindustriously toward cleaner paliticson campus. The victors in the lastelection, according to Miss Graham,represented the popular selection ofthe class."Campus elections are spontaneousand truly represent campus sentiment,affirmed Esther Cook. "The Under¬graduate council has made a steadyeffort to improve the local situationand has marked success."Walter G. Williamson, editor ofThe Daily Maroon was of a differentopinion. "The last two elections havebeen engineered entirely by politicalmachines,” he said, “but as for poli¬tics, I’m all for them so long as theyare legitimate and above board. It’sa great game.”LIEGE PHYSIOLOGISTTO GIVE SERIES OF3 LECTURES HERE(Continued from page 1)Avenue on 4:30 on the days desig¬nated.“Interpretation of the PhysiologicalElectrocardiogram" will be the sub¬ject on January 26: "Humoral Trans¬mission of Nervous Action,” January27; and “The Chronaxy, a ModernMethod of Testing Excitability ofLiving Tissue,” January 28. The lec¬tures are to be given under the jointauspices of the University and the In¬stitute of Medicine of Chicago. CAMPUS PRESS TURNSOUT IMPORTANTTRANSLATIONSBiology, Mexico, Old HinduFolk Lore All CoveredIn New BooksBy Charles KendallAmong the most outstanding ofthe new books released by the Uni¬versity Press during the past twomonths is “The Outlook for Ameri¬can Prose,” by Joseph Warren Beach.The author in this critical barometerof the literary storm centers, dis¬cusses fully the rising types of Amer¬ican prose, declaring that the mod¬ern writers are stylists. “Old fash¬ioned or new fashioned what we wantis something first rate,” says Beach,preceding form, culminating withHe charges present day writers withthe over use of sentimental violence.The comment of the author is wel¬comed in the field of criticism byreaders who do not fully understandthe recent trend of American prose.The present day problems of Mex¬ico, with a correction of Americanmisconceptions, are ably presentedin “Some Mexican Problems,” bySaenz and Priestley. The authorshave a first hand knowledge of thetrue state of affairs in Mexico andhave explained the intrigue and poli¬tical situations that have resultedfrom the United States and Mexicotrying to educate each other.“The Panchatantra,” a translationfrom the Sanskrit, presents in a re¬freshing, almost racy manner thestories of India, written 200 B. C.Arthur M. Ryder offers here a col¬lection of stories that may be calledfairy-tales but there is always pres¬ent that hitter wisdom that makesthe book one of the outstandingtypes of the year.C. Judson Herrick’s “Brains ofRats and Men,” according to H. I.Mencken, “Is perhaps, the best sum¬mary of the known facts about men¬tal processes yet put into English.”Mr. Herrick reverses the usual orderof reading the history of manthrough biological methods and be¬Why not make ita “double date”?Of course you’ll enjoy every minute of the ball to¬night. You’ll like the decorations. You’ll think themusic is great. And you’ll be crazy about ?But think it over! The ball can’t last forever. Andwhen it is over you’ll be wondering when you’ll get yournext chance to see ?Settle that tonight! Tonight, while you’re dancingaround to some soft lilting melody, just pop the ques¬tion—“How about dinner at the Windermere this Sun¬day”. No girl can answer a negative to that.Certainly you’ll like your date with ? to night.So why not make it a ‘ double date”—with ?^{otelsindermere“CHICAGO'S MOST HOMELIKE HOTEL**Hotel room* $73 to $176 a moteb $3.30 to ^S.50«Afi mmammad qn—two to eight toot, $130 to $M35 a aaaatkOfficial Hotels Intercollegiate Alumni Extension Service ing the various relationships to thepreceeding form, culminating withthe development of man. In consid¬ering the transition from brute toman the fact that man’s brain is morethan twice as heavy as the brain ofan ape is cited. Mr. Herrick sim¬plifies the explanation of the mod¬ern schools of philosophy and psy¬chology and presents the material insuch a manner that it is united toany intelligent reader.COLLEGE STUDENTSFILL JOBS IN EVERYFIELD OF ENDEAVORFrom the universities come mentrained for selling real estate inFlorida and sewing machines inPatagonia; men who have taken thecourse in motor vehicle salesman¬ship, and men who are well equippedto detect scrub cattle. Even cap¬tains of the walnut industry, inCalifornia, have succeeded in havinga course offered at the State Univer¬sity for walnut growers.And now a film school is beingplanned. With the financial reviewsreporting the film industry is thirdin the country, there is a move afootto include film production in the cur¬riculum. President Nicholas MurrayButler announces that a faculty com¬mittee at Columbia University is con¬sidering the matter.At a luncheon of the Motion Pic¬ture Distributors of America, Pres¬ident Butler broached the subject.He declared that he would make adefinite announcement as soon thethe faculty committee completes itsreports.Crack Purdue FiveHere For Game(Continued from Sports page)whom have been playing up to theconference standard. Kaplan, sopho¬more, should be getting his bearingsabout this time and begin to connectconsistently.Notwithstanding, it would be apretty safe guess to say that to¬night's game should have some thrillin store. I-M CAGE FIVES BATTLEBEFORE LARGESTCROWD(Continued from Sports page)Phi Delta Theta ran over Phi PiPhi to the tune of 17 to 2. The firsthalf of the game was very slow andloose. The Phi Delt’s scored 2 fieldgoals and a free throw during thesecond period and Rice scored theonly point for Phi Pi Phi.Phi Pi Phi came back in the nextand defeated Phi Beta Delta 16^ to10. This was a rather slow game.The teams were pretty evenly match¬ed although the Phi Pi’s seemed tohave the edge. The score was prettyeven throughout the game.Delta Upsilon romped over ChiPsi in a fast game, which was char¬acterized by many long shots andmisses, 15 to 4. Haas and Schne-berger were the outstanding playersof Delta Upsilon both making fourmarkers for their team.Chi Psi was defeated by D. U. inanother game, following directly onthe heals of the first, by a score of12 to 11. There was a slow gamein the first half. Chi Psi picked upin the second half and nearly wonbut D. U. made a basket as timewas called.Phi Sigma Delta defeated PhiGamma Delta 14 to 6 in an in¬teresting and well played game. Lin-gold was the big star of the Phi Sig’smaking a total of 8 points.Phi Kappa Sigma defeated ZetaBeta Tau 19 to 2 in A hard foughtbattle. Wallace was the big star forPhi Kappa Sigma chalking up 8markers.Kappa Nu romped over Delta Chi’Bs 8 to 4. Balch, Gettelman, Levi,and Levy each making two points forKappa Nu.Delta Sigma Phi smeared KappaSigma 22 to 6 in a very slow gamein which neither team could hit theloop. Faris was the outstanding play-UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey &. Chow MeinOur Specialty er for Delta Sigma by making anunusua^y high number of points, 16.Medalie starred for Kappa Sigma.Delta Sigma improved after the sec¬ond half and the game became moreinteresting.RELIGION TRAILSMODERN THOUGHTAS TRICYCLES TO FORDS(Continued from page 3)be “quite all right.” Yes, “all right”in a certain sense, but at the sametime he is missing more than heknows. It is possible that you canmanage to get along fairly well with¬out religion. But do you know howmuch you are missing?It is very easy for a man in thesafety of the lecture room to mini¬mize the importance of ever learningto swim. But let that man find him¬self on a sinking ship in mid-ocean,and he will not be quite so sureabout it. If you have never yet beenin a tight corner and have neverknown the feeling of standing withyour back against the wall, do notbe too sure about the worthlessnessof religion.And finally there are a great manypeople today, more than ever in fact,who believe heart and soul in re¬ligion. These people are not all foolsand not all hypocrites. They hav&tried religion and found it worth¬while. Do not brush aside their opin¬ion too easily.MIDWAY FOLLIESTHEATRE63rd & Cottage GroveMUSICAL COMEDY40-People on the Stage-40Mostly GirlsMoving Pictures with everyshow.Bargain Matinee Daily.Adults 30cThe Only Stock MusicalComedy Show in Chicago.KNOW THAT(Hhr iBlarkbauikHas Set Aside EveryFriday Night especiallyFor College Men andWomen—And Provided Speciali Program and MusicThru the Worlds’ GreatesSyncopatorsCOON-SANDERSoriginalNIGHT-HAWKSAnd All This at a CoverCharge of 50c perPerson—and No CoverCharge at DinnerWe invite you to come tonight toUlarkljMukOn Wabash at RandolphOne Block West of Randolph Street Stationof the Illinois Central %Page Eight THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 21, 1927RANDOLPH AND WABASH1902-192725 Years of Fine Merchandisingnot built in a day. Nor is reputation,on sound merchandising, established inRome wasfoundeda year. Twenty-five years have gone into the building ofthe A. STARR BEST name—a name now a byword forexcellence among well-dressed men everywhere.Our success gives us a certain satisfaction in looking backon the work accomplished, and in looking ahead at services yet to be performed. The policy so firmly ad¬hered to—that of offering exceptionally fine merchandiseat prices which any man would reasonably expect to pay—have been rewarded in the passing years by a steadilyincreasing number of patrons and friends. To celebrateour 25th anniversary we are inaugurating this Semi-An¬nual Sale with greater values than ever before.Men’s Wool HoseOur Entire Stock REDUCEDIncluded in one group are 679 dozen wool importedfancy Hose and full fashioned English ribbed Hose;j .plain black, brown or oxford.Values to $2.5095c & $1 .35Also finest quality hand-finished Scotch Hose, in brightplaids, checks and diamonds. Of soft lamb’s wool.Values to $5.00All our finest quality Allen Solly ribbed wool Hose,plain or clocked.& *3^Men’s Golf HoseAll broken lines of domestic and imported Golf Hose.Values to $6.00$1 95 &Finest quality imported Golf Hose.Values to $10.00$X95 &Motor ScarfsFor men and women. Made in Scotland from finestquality Cashmere and Vicuna, in stripes, plaids andchecks.Formerly priced to $10.00' *1j|Men’s MufflersIn pure silk, silk mixtures and pure wool.Values to $6.00*lJj> & *2—Men’s GlovesAll Men’s Gloves REDUCEDAssembled in one great group are all broken lots offinest buckskins, suedes and capes.Formerly priced to $4.50*2^Men’s HandkerchiefsFine French Handkerchiefs of pure linen; plain whiteor colored.$2.50 Values85c6 for $4.50 12 for $8.50 Men's ClothingOvercoats & UlstersEvery Overcoat in stock REDUCEDOne group consisting of 198 Overcoats; broken lotsand sizes, but all sizes from 34 to 42.Former prices to $85.00, now$49,75Men’s SuitsEvery Suit in stock REDUCEDOne group consisting of 273 Men’s Suits, fine fabricsand handsomely tailored.Values ranging from $65.00 to $75.00$49.75Top CoatsBuy NOW for Your Future Needs167 Men's Topcoats, in a wide assortment of colorsand fabrics. Sizes 34 to 42.Former prices to $75.00, now$49,75Dress Clothes89 Tuxedo and Dress Suits and CutawayCoats and Vests.Values to $75.00$39,75Golf Suits & Top CoatsLondon-made.68 London-made GOLF SUITS and TOP COATS,from the finest quality hand-woven Harris Tweeds.Regular price $75.00*59=Sport Clothes79 pure wool GOLF KNICKERS.Values to $15.00$Q75Imported LEATHER VESTS and JACKETS,Values to $18.00$ 12d£Owing to unprecedented reductions a small chargewill be made for all alterations. Men’s NeckwearEvery Tie has been REDUCED367 dozen have been assembled in one gToup. Includ¬ing English creps and foulards.Values from $2.00 to $3.00$1,35Cut silk. Knitted and Crocheted Ties.Values from $3.00 to $5.00$1^5Finest quality hand-framed Knitted Ties.Values to $6.00Dress ShirtsEvery Shirt in stock REDUCEDOne large group of collar-attached or collar-to-matchstyles, plain negligee or plaited bosoms.Formerly priced to $5.00, now$^>.65Dress ShirtsFor the first time in our history we include Dress andTuxedo Shirts in this Sale. All broken lots have beenassembled in one group—sizes !3*/2 to l8*/2-& *2^PajamasAll Men’s Pajamas REDUCEDOne special lot consists of 1 3 dozen pure silk Pajamas,formerly selling from $15 to $25.$»95Fine quality plain white or fancy madras.Values to $5S'?.95Dressing GownsAll Men’s Robes and Dressing GownsGreatly REbUCEDWe have assembled in one group all broken lines offine imported Wool and Silk Robes.Formerly priced to $40.00*21 .95