Women voteThursday on thirdyear club rushing.[AT OFIT?-_ •ersity chimes are a pleas-the flight of the hours,the minute hand coniesin to the top the chimesnews. At such extra*>rdi-in the cycle of the dayid six minutes after ten,exceed themselves. Theythe usual simple bongingnumber of the hour, andstead such appealing home; “Home. Sweet Home,”iaken Bucket,” “The \ olgaTell Me the Old. Old,nnie Laurie.” and the■r.” These selections nevere. Through the still wat-night they sound, bring-ito thousands of barrene boys in Snell Hall hearUniversity psalm at nightlow through on the finalh the pre-bedtime tosth-ix, the fraters and eke thenasticators are livened byrendition dished out byhermit who officates upe loft. The present Mit-; program, indeed, consid-iund, is a general blessingof satisfaction.*****light be improved to evenint. For one thing, the fel-ills the various businessesin the chimes chiming—.paragement to him—hasited range. That is not todoesn’t know his scale, orasses for it on a chimesdoes. 1 daresay he could“Volga Boatman” in pitchone hand tied behind hishe range of which I speakhe selections of which heThey are, as 1 have point-Jt six in number, and theyle same tone. How aboutrty? A couple of us wereiver the other night, andted plans for bettering theiness. So, if, some night,: swelling strains of "Mary>v” carolling through the"Hinkey-Dinkey Parley¬ing out from the generalMitchell Tower, don’t hebout it. You can explain>asis that a couple of the) in the loft standing overt with a red-hot poker.* * * *r day in The Maroon Itide on Dartmouth, thatwith a quotation from theHymn, “Men of Dart-was a noble song, IAtomizing all that Dart-stand for:’ the still North in theirwinds in their veins,mite of New Hampshiremuscles and their brains."dug about it the other daymouth man, “Gee,” I said,ve you a swell feeling tong.” “It does,” he replied,business is over in chapelhe continued, “the se-nut up the middle aisle,bowed, the spirit of oldstrong in their souls. Theclasses stand up and sing,•artmouth” as the seniorsI used to feel so swellng ringing in my ears that,g mp: way out at the headused to sneak back downle and get in at the backnn again and march out ae- The funny part bf it isouth men really feel thatthemselves when they getiol. Well, the granite ofshire’s in their brains, alls for the hill windsin’t say.” Blue Berets TakeOberlin by StormBlue berets are the latest fad atOberlin College in Oberlin Ohio. Onebright morning the members of theOberlin Mens’ Glee club appeared wiflifunny little blue caps on their heads,that someone said were known asberets. /Each year the club returns from itsChristmas tour with something newin the way of insignia. Because east¬ern Ohio and Pennsylvania could notequip the vocalists with the desiredemblems, they had them made special¬ly in Cleveland.A few days ago something appearedon the head of a Chicago youth whichvery much resembled one of theseFrenchy affairs.Are we, too, to be besieged withberets?NOTED SPEAKERTALKS TONIGHTReverend Meyers PresentsChicago Conference ThemeAs a part of the Industrial Confer¬ence being held this week throughoutChicago, the Reverend James Meyers,Industrial secretary of the SocialService commission of the FederalCouncil of Churches, will give a pub¬lic lecture on “The Church and In¬dustrial Relations” tonight at 7:15 inSwift hall.Reverend Meyers was for a numberof years connected with the industrialpolicies of the Duchess Bleachcrv, Inc.,at Wappingers Falls, New York. Hewill bring to the students the generaltheme of the Conference week, “Has(Continued on page 4)Ida Noyes HallIs Selected forFreshman PartyThe first Freshman social activityof the winter quarter and the secondof the year, will be given Friday even¬ing, February 4 in Ida Noyes hallfrom 9 to 12 o’clock. The class boardof management at a meeting yesterdayannounced the date and place, but theorchestra has not yet been engaged.Entertainment of some sort will bepresented throughout the evening andrefreshments will he served. The partyis to be, in reality, very similar to theone last quarter which proved so suc¬cessful. *Class tickets will be put pn salesoon to enable all freshment to pro¬cure them, as they must be presentedfor the party.FROSH MEN HELPEDBY Y. M. C. A., IS SHOWNFreshmen have been especially ben¬efited by the Y. M. C. A. during thefall quarter.Besides the intangible, indirect ef¬fect of the Y. M. C. A. on the neo¬phytes’ characters it has performednumerous practical benefits. DuringFreshmen Week it conducted toursaround campus and sponsored a stagin the Reynolds Club. At the open¬ing of the quarter 350 namphlets en¬titled “Student Religious Life” weremailed to the entering freshmen. Notleast amongst its accomplishments has(Continued on page 2)Faculties Meet ToDiscuss New PlansProblems and plans of educationwill be discussed at a joint meeting ofthe faculties of the Colleges and Grad¬uate Schools of Arts, Literature andScience, today at 4 in Harper M-ll.For some time a committee has beenworking on several new educationalprojects planned for the University. CAVALCADE AT MILITARY BALLSEES PRESENTATION OF SILKMAROON STANDARDTOTROOPSDOUBLE EFFORTTO SECURE NEWMAROONREADERSWomen Work For PrizesIn Drive For 500SubscribersWith two days of the Daily Marocnsubscription drive past, the thirty-fivewomen representing the campus wom¬en’s clubs doubled their efforts todaytoward finishing first in the race forthe two prizes being offered by thecirculation department.According to Fred Kretschmer, cir¬culation manager, the campaign willclose with a net result of almost 500new readers, the mark set early lastweek. The women selling the sub¬scriptions are wearing blue ribbons tomark them as the representatives ofthe paper privileged to receive sub¬scriptions.No checkup has been made as yetregarding the club race, but theclaims of the girls late last night, in¬dicated that the prizes would be close¬ly contested. The first prize is fif¬teen dollars and the second ten dol¬lars, both to be contributed to theclub scholarship funds.filbeyTo leadVOCATION TALKSFormer Dean to DiscussEducation ProblemMr. E. T. Filbey. former dean inthe School of Education and now amember of the University College staffwill open the Vocational Conferenceof the Women’s University Councilat a dinner to be given on Jan. 26 inIda Noyes hall. His title w ill be “Re¬lating One’s Education to One’s Vo¬cation.”One more woman recognized as aleader in her profession will tell ofpossibilities for college women in herline of work. She is Miss Maron Steinof the Joseph Ryerson company, whowill talk on women’s chances in busi¬ness.The list of well known authorities(Continued on page 4)DR. FITCH ATTACKSFUNDAMENTALISTSAT TORCH MEETING“Fundamentalists think they are incharge of God,” commented Dr. Fitchin the informal discussion of the rela¬tion between science and religionheld by the Torch in their Tuesdaymeeting. He went on to explain howthey believe that we inherit in theOld Testament irrefutable ideas ofGod and that it is their part to pre¬serve the ideas unpolluted with mod¬ern reason for the future generations.Numerous questions were asked himduring the discussion. Many sidelinesw-ere opened up on the issue which theclub will take at on their regular dis¬cussion meeting Thursday at 3:30.Pierce-Arrow GodfatherOf Chi Psi Ford No. 21The universal demand of the cam¬pus to know what kind of a pull“that Chi Psi” has to obtain licensenumber 21 for his Ford has beenanswered. To begin with, “that ChiPsi’ ’is really two Chi Psis, Ed¬ward Lawler and Henry Paulman.Paulman is the one responsiblefor the license. For many years hisfather was a Pierce-Arrow dealerand had license 21 for his own car.His son has inherited this number,and it is for this reason that ablack 21 stares forth from theorange background of the Ford’slicense plates. Milt Mayer FallsOn Lost GillappieIt may be recalled that the auto¬mobile belong to Mr. Milton S. Mayersuffered the fate of a great many auto¬mobiles the other day or in short wasstolen. However, through the untir¬ing efforts of no one in particular,said automobile was discovered yes¬terday, resting easily at a distance ofless than a block from the scene ofits departure. Spotlight and hornwere not among those present, but,on the other hand, seven copies ofThe Daily Maroon were, which may ormay not be symbolic.Mr. Milton S. Mayer, when inform¬ed of the discovery of the lost auto¬mobile, remarked characteristically,“Some of my best friend find auto¬mobiles.”WOMEN VOTE ONNEW CLUB PLANVote of Eight Clubs NeededTo Pass ProjectThe vote of eight clubs out of twelvewill be necessary in order to put intoeffect the third year rushing plan forwomen's clubs. Plans have been madeby the council in charge, for a meet¬ing Thursday, January 27, in the the¬ater of Ida Noyes hall for final voting.A quorum representation from eachclub will be required.An open meeting to which allpledges have been invited will be heldtomorrow night at 7:30 in Miss Ger¬trude Dudley’s office in Ida Noyeshall. Three pledges from each clubwill meet Monday at 4:30 in the cor¬rective gymnasium.Lackland, MinisterAnd Industrialist,Speaks at Y.M. C.A.Dr. George S. Lackland, one ofAmerica’s most famous industrialistsand ministers will speak at the “Y”open house tomorrow . From 2 till 4he will conduct private conferenceswith any students interested in presentindustrial and economic situations. Hewill mdbf the Y. M. C. A. his head¬quarters.Dr. Lackland will discuss with stu¬dents the choice of courses which willtend to develop a practical knowledgeof existing conditions. He will alsoadvise students about the choice ofsummer work which will best yield afinancial return and worthwhile indus¬trial education.WRIGHT TO ANSWERQUESTIONS AT TALKProfessor Quincy Wright of thePolitical Science department, in hislecture on the situation in Nicaragua,today at 4:30 in Classics 10, will an¬swer questions concerning this sub¬ject presented by members of the au¬dience.Besides his work at the UniversityProfessor Wright is conducting a ser¬ies of lectures in Fullerton hall, in theArt Institute. A year ago he returnedfrom a nine months’ study abroad ofthe mandates of the league of nations.Since then he has written articles forseveral leading periodicals.Scandinavian Club toHear Prof. Craitfie“A Quiet Corner of Iceland in 1910”will be presented in discussion byProfessor William A. Craigie of theEnglish department, at a meeting ofthe Scandinavian club tonight at 7:45in Ida Noyes hall. He will tell ofsome of the incidets which occurredduring his travels in Iceland. Scandi¬navian songs led by members of theclub will conclude the program. Reach Climax In PlansFor Gigantic BasketballFestival for JournalistsThursday has been set as the ten¬tative date of the premier contestbetween the Maroon and Phoenixbasketball stars. Both teams arewilling to take the field at 9:30 onthat date, but the management ofBartlett gym has not yet consentedto lease them floor space, the In¬tramural department having an op¬tion on the basketball courts forthat Aight.The lineup will be the same asannounced in “What of It?” a fewdays ago. Milt Mayer, Len Bridgesand assistants will lead cheers forthe Maroon. At a late hour thePhoenix staff was downcast, hav¬ing no yell leaders, but it is rumor¬ed that they are endeavoring topersuade Mr. and Mrs. WilliamSolenberger to act in that capacity. \PARIS PROFESSORTALKS THURSDAYTo Discuss Evolution ofMedieval PhilosophyProfessor Etienne Gibson, memberbf the faculty of the Sorbonne in Par¬is, will lecture on the “Evolution ofMedieval Philosophy,” Thursday at 3in Harper assembly.Professor Gibson came to Americathis September to attend the Interna¬tional Congress of Philosophers atHarvard. He spoke on “The Role ofPhilosophy in the Development ofCivilization.” Since the congress Pro¬fessor Gibson has been lecturing atHarvard and is now on a tour of themiddle West and Canada.FITCH, WELL KNOWNAUTHOR, IS CHAPELSPEAKER THIS WEEKAlbert Parker Fitch, well known re¬ligious educator and student of religionamong university undergraduates isspeaking at chapel this week. He re¬ceived his A. B. from Harvard andhis B. D. from the Union TheologicalSeminary. Mr. Fitch is the author of“The College Course and Preparationfor Life,” “Religion and the Under¬graduate,” and other works. He is anhonorary Phi Beta Kappa from Har¬vard.Dean Chauncey Boucher reportshaving as a graduate student at Har¬vard, heard Dr. Fitch speak, andclaims he is “one of the best.”“No Spurs, Sabres,” EdictGiven for Friday Festivity“Park spurs, sabres, rifles andchewing gum outside.”This figurative sign will appearin the ballroom of the South ShoreCountry Club Friday evening im¬mediately following a grand marchof the Miltary Ball, it was announc¬ed by the leaders last night. Thefirst Military Ball found the spur¬red (not spurned) gentlemen wit¬tingly or unwittingly tearingchunks out of their neighbors’ an¬kles during the light fantastic, andso last year’s leaders relegated thespurs and sabres (although no onehad ever jabbed a fellow dancerwith the latter) to the cloak room.Officers will display their regaliaonly during the grand march. Sell Coupons For FoodIn Breakfast Rooms;Mirror EntertainsThe University military corps willvaunt its newly-acquired standard tothe skies Friday evening at the SouthShore Country club when the hugesilken emblem of maroon with the Uni¬versity shield in blue and gold israised before the seven hundred danc¬ers at the Military Ball. The stand¬ard is being presented by the ChicagoDaily News.A representative of the Daily Newswill present the standard to PresidentMax Mason who will in turn give itto Cadet Major Walter Marks. Dur¬ing the second presentation cadet of¬ficers, standing at attention, will pre¬sent sabres to the standard.Announce Inscription“Presented to the University of Chi¬cago Field Artillery Unit of ReserveOfficers Training Corps, January 19,1927, by the Chicago Daily News.Cadet Walter E. Marks, Major. MajorFred. Monroe Barrows, P. M. S. andT.,” reads the inscription on the sil¬ver plate on the pole of the standard.The News ic offering it as a means ofshowing its approval of the patrioticwork being done by the R. O. T. C.Arrangements have been made withthe management of the South Shoreto have the breakfast rooms open tothe dancers, who have in previousyears crowded them. Coupons to beused in the breakfast rooms will besold at the cigar counter for a dollareach. Prices are to be made reason¬able for the occasion, and anythingmay be had from a supper to a lem¬onade. Unused portions of the coup¬ons may be redeemed at the cigarcounter at the end of the evening.Provide EntertainmentEntertainment is to be provided be¬tween the dances by Mirror. BettyGraham is in charge and promisesthat the sketch which it is planned topresent will be a good one composedof campus stars.Unsold fraternity tickets have beenwithdrawn from the fraternities, andall the remaining tickets have beenplaced on sale in the first floor cor¬ridor of Cobb from 2:30 to 4:30. Re¬ports of the ticket committee are thatthe tickets are selling well and thatonly a few are left. Among othernotables invited to attend is Vice-President Charles G. Dawes.ENTERTAIN ZOOLOGYCLUB WITH MOVIESMoving pictures of “Nature Study”“Microphotography” will be shown atthe meeting of the Zoology club todayat 4:30 in Zoology 14.These pictures will be the first pre¬sented under the direction of the new-photographic division of the Univer¬sity Press. Arthur Q. Morrison, spe¬cialist in micro-photography, formerlyat the Baulch-Lamb Equipment com¬pany, head of the department, willproject the pictures at the meeting to¬day.International Pictures company fur¬nished the Nature Study pictures,while the Pathe News company sub¬mitted for those on Micro-photog-raphv.Announce RehearsalSchedule for MirrorMembers of the cast for The Mir¬ror production are required to reportfor rehearsal according to the follow¬ing schedule issued by R.nh Burtis,production manager. Toe and balletgroups meet today at 3:30 in the Rey¬nolds club. The new chorus will meettomorrow at 3:30 in the theater ofIda Noyes hall. Members of the jazzchorus w-ill meet Friday at 3:30 in thelower gymnasium of the hall.P!*'*l!* UK yn» 9 gW!|g|pE^!»lf^ }Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 19, 1927 \cFIip latlg fRarmntFOUNDED IN 1901i’HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSunday and Monday, during the Autnmn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subacrlptlon ratea:per year: by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eacb.Published mornings, except Saturday,— DalEntered as second-class mall at the Chicago Poetofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March 18-under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material■ooearlng in this papertelephones: OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueEditorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s Editor In BriefEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. HarrisGeorge Gruakin AssistantAlice Kinsman —... Literary JMiitorlorn Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorAJ Widdifield News FMit^r Eldred L. Neubaeerfred KretschmerRobert MasseyMadge Child .. Junior Editor Ralph StittBetty McGee Assistant Sports Editor Robert FisherVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day EditorB. J. Green Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorGeorge Morgenstera n»v RHitn. Joseph KlitznerRobert Kleintvatnryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor]Harriett Harris Sophomore Editor Jack McBrady1 Wallace Nelson Auditorixied Adv. Mgr...Sophomore Assistantunior Assistant.Sophomore AssistantLARGE CLASSESTHERE HAS BEEN adverse criticsm, of late, of the admini¬stration policy of allowing classes of over one hundred toconvene. The objections have been phrased in terms of “massproduction,” and “no personal contacts with the instructors.” Noone more deplores the bad effects of ma^s production, or seeksmore to encourage personal contacts than the editors of The DailyMaroon.But there are other things to be considered. In the first placethe number of such courses is small, and the objectors are tooapt to generalize without thorough observation. In the secondplace the particular courses are lecture courses, and the studentknows in advance what he must expect; lecture courses have ajustifiable place in university curricula. In the third place menwho draw big classes have either inspiration, or particular abilityor unusual laxity of requirements to offer the students. And ifthey seek any of these things, the individual students should beallowed to choose any instructor who has the most to offer.LARGE UNIVERSITIESAMONG THE REAMS of useless statistics which well-meaning“ gentlemen delight in compiling is the information about thecomparative attendance at the nation’s universities. The Uni¬versity of California has the bulkiest roll call. The Universityof Chicago is thirteenth, with something over five and a halfthousands of names on its roster.Mere size means running. A- large attendance record maymean that the entrance requirements are practically zero, as inthe case of the state schools. It may mean that “getting by” iseasy. It may mean that tuition or living expenses are cheap, orthat the particular school is the only recognized university in aparticular geographical district. Rarely is attendance a trueindex of quality in a college.The U niversity of Chicgo is not seeking to add more namesto its students lists or its alumni directory. It is seeking ratherto make the names which are on its records mean something. Lastquarter when President Mason talked to the Green Cap Club hesaid he hoped to make the University of Chicago undergraduateschool not the biggest but the best in the country.MORE ABOUT FOODCEATED IN THE COFFEE SHOP with Mr. Milton Mayer and^ the Maroon’s political expert recently, the political expertremarked that his malted milk reminded him of paste. Now theCoffee Shop is a very fine place; we are sure that the politicalexpert’s statement had no foundation in fact, we’re sure that hesaid it in a vague effort to be funny.But all the ioou served around the campus is not of CoffeeShop quality. Talk to a member of almost any fraternity andif you catch him at the right moment he wi!1 swear at his stewardand say perfectly unprintable things about the cook. It seemsthat this very grave problem has been handled in good style atIndiana. There the ‘Home Economics’ department made an in¬vestigation, and, judging by the stir the under-nourished editorsof The Indiana Daily Student have been making, further develop¬ments are in order. There is a ‘Home Economics’ department onthis campus, too. Why can’t they attempt the education of ourcooks and stewards? The job may not be as difficult as it appearsat first blush. By Dexter W. MattersThe British lion and the Americaneagle are, judging from the commotionwhich comes from across the sea, al¬most ready to move from their Chin¬ese environs. The more or less reg¬ular series of revolts, uprisings, orwhat have you, culminating in themost abusive treatment ever accordedto the supposed masters of the realm,have brought about a change of con¬ditions undreamed of a year ago, andChina is gradually becoming theproperty of the Chinese, strange as itmay seem.Chinese agitators are apparently atthe bottom of the whole business.Stories of unheard of barbarisms com¬mitted by foreigners have been circu¬lated throughout most of southernChina and have succeeded in arousingChinese nationalism to an immensepitch. Foreign representatives of bothEngland and America consider the sit¬uation serious and safe evacuation pos¬sible only if the greatest diplomacyis used with the Cantonese govern¬ment.Dispatches yesterday reported theanti-Christian feeling to be growing inleaps and bounds. Missionaries ofAmerica, England, and Spain have suf¬fered most from the violence of the‘mobs, as most of' the agitation hasbeen directed against them, but theyhave been steadily streaming out ofthe provinces and have endured littleactual bodily harm.Th serious problem at present is notconcerned with past movements ofbut with where it’s all going to end.The Japanese Premier has announcedJapan’s status in regard to the matterby saying she would assume a positionas mediator but would emphaticallycontinue to he friendly with China,and north and south China have shownevidences of burying the hatchet. Allof which looks suspiciously like anorganized lining-up of the far east anddoes not bode well for American andBritish interests in the land of thedragon.Col. Frank L. Smith, apparently im¬pervious to whether he is wanted ornot, as quit his waiting game andtoday presents his credentials and rea¬sons for his firm belief in himself. Inother words, Mr. Smith is trying tobecome a United States senator andintends to tell them all why, when heappears on the senate floor this morn¬ing.The Illinois senator-designate, ap¬pointed by Governor Small to fulfillthe vacancy made by Senator McKin¬ley’s death, will meet no noticeablequantity of welcome signs on the Cap¬itol’s doors, for leaders of the senatewho are fully cognizant of the situa¬tion facing Smith, see practically nochance for his admission to that body.A conservative, and withal rather un¬animous, estimate, returns twenty-three republican and all hut three orfour democratic votes against him.Mr. Smith aroused all this animos¬ity in the first place by the rather .du¬bious method he employed in the re¬cent campaign for election to the sen¬ate the coming term. He was electedbut he spent too much money and thegovernment doesn’t approve of suchthings.The dove-devouring hawk which iscausing more argument among the al¬dermen of the city as to whether itshould live or whether it should notthan among the devourees, was cap¬tured last night in the best of healthand with its life, for the moment,spared. The cause of the furor hasbeen removed frorti the doves, so thealdermen now have the field-to them¬selves. FRANKSTEIN FINDSJEWEL NOTE AMDSTSTUPID SETTINGHorn Call In “Don Juan”Is Silver Note ofTone PoemBy Alfred V. FrankensteinTwo weeks ago, dozing through aperformance at Orchestra hall of oneof the stupidest pieces of music everwritten, Richard Strauss’ tone poem“A Hero’s Life,” I suddenly becameaware of a magnificent nugget of soundthat stuck out of the surroundingdrool like a roofing nail in a mouthfulof oatmeal. Strauss had been quotinghis earlier works, and the nail wasthe horn call in “Don Juan.”That tone poem “Don Juan" wasplayed at Mandel hall yesterday by theChicago Symphony orchestra underEric DeLamarter. Again it was prov¬en to be the best of Strauss’ worksfor orchestra. The reason for this isobvious. Its program is taken froma passage in Nicholas Lenau’s “DonJuan” which deals with the Circum¬ambient Woman or something equallyhigh sounding and difficult to realizeparticularly in sound.When Strauss tells, by means of or¬chestral instruments how Till Owl-glass pulled a horse’s tail, one isamused at how nearly by docs tell justthat, hut realize at the same time thatthe action of tail tweaking can betterhe described in words, for music isnot meant to be put through suchpaces. But applying himself to the ex¬pression of an idea that is particularlyabstruse, the result is application tomore musical values.Even so. the contrast betweenStrauss’ achievement and that of Mo¬zart, whose “Jupiter” symphony pre¬ceded “Don Juan,” and who appar¬ently never in his life had anotherthought than to create tunes, wouldhave been terrifying ten years ago,when all composers seemed to be fol¬lowing Strauss. Today they followMozart—but that line has been airedhere before.The Young Men’s Christian Assoc¬iation cooperates with "Doc” Molan-der in the Intra-Mural Department indeveloping clubs for university men.I he Intra-Mural Department in theirextensive program this fall organizeda number of new clubs to increase thenumber of men participating in athlet-•tics. A wide-spread interest has beenshown by men in these clubs. “Doc”Vlolader has asked Mr. McLean toold Schwede to develop a well-rounded“Group Life” which is headed by Har-act as Social Advisor to these neworganizations. The Y. M. C. A. hasorganized a special committee onsocial and athletic program for eachclub. Prof. Praises MaroonEditorial Page PolicyPraise has been bestowed upon TheDaily Maroon by R. L. Lyman of theSchool of Education. Mr. Lyman es¬pecially commends the editorial onJan. 14 on the Y. M. C. A.He says, “The excellence of theeditorial page seems to me to be en¬tirely in keeping with the general high*standing of the entire paper. Rarely,if ever, have I known a college dailyto keep up to your standard this year.” FROSH MEN HELPED BY Y. M(Continued from page 1)been the co-operatich rendered to theboard of governors of the Green CapClub and the formation of the Freshman Torch, an earnest discussion-fel¬lowship group of some thirty menAN INVITATION■ is extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETLLgood resolutionsstart, and often end,“.... beginning tomor¬row”. But commencethe Shredded Wheathabit tomorrow andthe chances are yourgrandson will still he car¬rying on. For ShreddedWheat is that kind ofa food; rich in all thebody-building, mind-stimulating whole wheatelements you need —and rich in captivatingflavor, too.McLEAN TO ADVISEINTRA-MURAL CLUBS Try Shredded Wheat today with hot in ilk or cold, orenjoy it with your favorite fruit for a real cereal feast.SHREDDEDWHEATm AKE DAILY HA ■}S3Round one in the Chaplin-Chaplin(nee Grey) divorce suit, resulted inthe awarding to Mrs. Chaplin of $14,-500. The comedian is reported to havea fortune slightly in excess of $16,-000,000 and, outside of the fact thatit can’t be found, it is all in the handsof the receivers, who are, in turn, in}he hands of Mrs. Chaplin, figurative¬ly speaking. So the real enigma of thecase is whether Mrs. Chaplin has $16,-000,000 or $14,500 and where it all is,whichever she has.'Pni» - RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarI-M Cage GamesClose. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Frosh Basket SquadIn Final Cut.Wednesday Morning January 19, 1927 | . ....THIS ARE CLOSEIN FOURTH ROUNDOF I-M TOURNEYDekes, Kappa Nu, SigmaChi Are Only LargeMargin WinnersAn abundance of close games mark¬ed the cage play in the fourth roundof the I-M tourney held at BartlettkrVm last evening. All but three of theten contests were won by small mar¬gins of five points or under. 'DeltaChi. Kappa Sigma, and Delta Upsiloncontinued the favorites in their re¬spective leagues.S. A. E. 17, Delta Sigs 13In a game rough with frequentfouls but close all the way through,Sigma Alpha Epsilon, led by Ander¬son, nosed out the fighting Delta Sig¬ma Phi outfit 17 to 13. Paris playedwell for the losers.Delta Upsilon 15, Phi Sigs 13Brockman and Schneberger starredfo, D. U. in a close and excitingwin over the dangerous Phi SigmaDelta quintet, led by.Fingold. It wasthe second straight loss for the PhiSigs by a two point margin. The finalcount was 15 to 13.Kappa Nu 20, Alpha Epsilon Pi 3Kappa Nu copped a hard fought hat-tie from Alpha Epsilon Pi, 20 to 3,with Leo Stone whistling the cage-strings for 8 points and high scorehonors. Heimbach was second toStone in scoring.Deke 36, Phi Psi 6Jimmie Black and James Webster“jimmied” the Phi Psi works to thetune of 36 to 6, every player on theDeke outfit showing to advantage inthe walkaway. Webster alone sankten buckets.Kappa Sig 24, Psi U 21Playing through a fiercely contestedbattle without making a substitution,Kappa Sigma took the game in thelast few seconds of play on baskets andfree throws by Arnold Johnson. Mac-lav and Freeman starred for Psi U,Hoke, Shiley and Williams for thewinners.T. K. E. 21, Alpha Sig 16Hebert donated twelve valuablepoints to the Teke total, and his teammanaged to stay one jump ahead ofthe Alpha’ Sig outfit to finally annexthe tilt 21 to 16. A threatened AlphaSig rally near the end added excite¬ment to the close game.Phi Kappa Sig 16, Phi Beta Delt 11Gordon Wallace was high point manlor the Phi Kap five in their 16 to 11victory over the Phi Beta Delta quin¬tet. As the score indicates, it was aclose game featured bv effective guard¬ing. Zavotsky led the losing scorers.A. T. O. 1, Betas 0Beta Theta Pi failed to show up fortheir game with A. T. O. and it wentto the latter on a forfeit.Sigma Chi 23, Delta Tau Delta 7Opening up in the second half aftera 5 to 5 deadlock in the opening periodSigma Chi downed the Delt five 23 to7. mainly through stellar work byTOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(SaaouuJoVAUDEVILLE~4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program Even*Sunday & Thursdaybargain nAll V adult?matinees I/AILT 30cAPULTSJUST the place t° spendAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING Ten Games To OpenHandball Race TodayAnother winter sport opens itsschedule under the auspices of theintramural department when thefirst handball games are played to¬day on the courts under the westfootball stands.The games today are Zeta BetaTau vs. Acacia; Pi Lambda Phi vs.Burtons; Sigma Nu vs. Phi KappaPsi; Kappa Sigma vs. Phi.KappaSigma; Psi Upsilon vs. Phi DeltaTheta; Ratner-Greiman vs. DeltaSigma Phi; Lambda Chi Alpha vs.Alpha Epsilon Pi; Phi Gamma Del¬ta vs. Saltzman-Rabichow; Phi Sig¬ma Delta vs. Delta Chi; and Del¬ta Upsilon vs. Macs.SportologyBy Tom StephensonIt is usually the rule that the great¬er part of the Boilermaker squad,which comes to Bartlett next Friday,is composed of native Hoosiers. Thisyear the one exception that proves therule is Seymor Hamby, a promisingsophomore from Dayton, Ohio. Allother members of the squad of eight¬een are Hoosiers, representing everysection of Indiana.* * *Captain Bert McKinney may notbe able to compete for the MaroonTrack Team this winter and there iseven doubt as to availability in thespring. McKinney was heavily count¬ed on in the sprint and hurdle eventsand his loss will he keenly felt by theteam.Bert was injured in the Marylandgrid game last fall after brilliant play¬ing. The injury bothered himthroughout the season, and his tonsilswere removed soon afterwards as theywere thought to he a counter-causeto his trouble.Early in January he again went tothe hospital, where it was found thathis kidney had been injured in theMaryland game and an infection hadset in. He is recovering slowly andit is hoped that he will be able tocompete by the time of the indoorconference meet.* * *Q and A DepartmentQuestion: Last year the Maroonslost to Iowa 19 to .13, this year 18 to13. What’s the matter — don’t theNorgrenites know about that unluckynumber, or aren’t they superstitious?A Puzzled Fan.Answer; To he answered later.(After the next Iowa game.)Denten, who scored 15 tallies for theSig Chis.Delta Chi 25, Phi Gam 24^In the best game of the evening,Ddta Chi took an overtime encoun¬ter from the scrapping Phi Gam five.Vic Roterus accumulated ten pointsfor the winners before being ejectedon the foul limit, while Schuler andBartlett starred for the losers. Chen-isek sank the winning buckets for Del¬ta Chi. CRISLER MAKESFINAL CUT INYEARLING SQUADNow Numbers Twenty; ToScrimmage VarsitySoonAlthough the Freshman Basketballteam is not of as high a caliber as thatof last year it show’s real signs of de¬velopment says Coach Fritz Crisler,who expects to have it in shape forscrimmage With the Varsity withina week or so. Out of a squad of aboutsixty at the beginning of the seasonthey have been reduced through twocuts to twenty and according to Fritzthe squad will stay about this size forthe rest of the season. Most of themen are in poor condition and need in¬tensive training to put them in condi¬tion for endurance speed and accuracy.List Prep RecordsThe squad, however, is representa¬tive of many parts of the country, andhas some noted high school stars.Among these are Changnon of Don¬ovan picked for two all-star teams inKankakee county; Wrightsman ofMorgan P^rk Military Academy, run¬ners-up for championship of the all¬country league; Sheldon, former cap¬tain of New’ Trier Lights; Burgess,Oak Park High’s star player two yearsago; Marshall, former captain of New’Trier lights.Budd of Hyde Park,. Mahan of An¬derson, Ind., Holohan of U. High, He-deen of Lindblom, Shafer of Engle-wfood, L. Gray of Frankfort, Ind., J.Gray of U. High, Crawford of Wau¬kegan, Best of Taylorville, Ill., Whit¬ney and Meullich of Waite High, To¬ledo Ohio, Haywood of Oshkosh, Mc-Curry of Englewood, Crooks of Calu¬met, and Basche comprise the rest ofthe squad which Crisler is trying toround into shape for practice with theVarsity.NEW GYMNASTS ONBOILERMAKER TEAMLa Fayette, Ind.—Coach Mert Clev-ett, with only four letter-men hackof the Purdue university gymnasticteam which last year was nosed outfor the Big Ten championship by Chi¬cago, this season is going over a batchof sophomores and some upperclass¬men in very close fashion seeking mento replace a number of stars. The let-termen who are holding daily work¬outs are Captain Rier, McRadden,Searles and Silvey. The sophomoreswho up to the present time have ex¬hibited the most agility on the manypieces of equipment are Esuey on therings and bars; Jacobi, on the sidehorse; Hesseman, also a horse per¬former; Coulter a tumbler of promise.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur SnecialtyAUTO STORAGEGREASING OILINGWASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 East 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 4599 Norgrenites In TieFor Seventh PlaceThe Big Ten standing to date is:tMichigan 3 0Indiana 3 0Wisconsin ....!.. 3 1Purdue 2 1Iowa 2 1Illinois ...>.. 2 2Chicago 1 2iOhio State 1 2Minnesota 0 4Northwestern 0 4GYM TEAM STARTSSEASON SATURDAYMeet Strong Milwaukee ‘Y*AggregationBy Bob SternCome Saturday and off will go thegym team; off to another season ofalmost but not quite certain champion¬ships for championships are never cer¬tain. The occasion will be the firstmeet of the season wdth the Milwau¬kee ‘Y’ team and the immediate re¬sults of the event will be, perhaps,very important in the settlement ofthe all-important question now pend¬ing concerning whether this year’steam is really as good as last year'schampions.Milwaukee *Y’ sounds somewhat un¬important in itself; but the combina¬tion of ‘Y’ and its coach, an old handby name of Apple, is important andalso formidable. This Coach Apple,a boy somewheres in the neighborhoodof past middle age, has retained hisname of all star gymnast ever sincethe score and a half years ago thathe competed and he can still take onany gymnast in the Big Ten and showhim just how. There also happens tobe plenty of husky material in Mil¬waukee so that the ‘Y’ team has rea¬son to he strong.Coach Hoffer, D. L. more natural¬ly, is, however, something of a gunin matters gymnastic himself ,andChicago’s student material goes farto help him in his gunning. It maybe true that not all of the Maroonveterans will be on deck for the meet.Nelson may, perhaps, be ineligible and STRONG HOOSIER QUINTETS NEXTMAROON FOES; FIRST DIVISIONTEAMS ON REMAINING SCHEDULEDouble Bills Remaining WithMichigan, Illini, Indiana,PurdueStarting with the Purdue game Fri¬day the Maroon basketball forces havepretty much of a rocky road to followfor the rest of the season. Purdue isand always has been strong in basket¬ball. Then on Jan. 29 the Maroonswill penetrate into Bloomington, Ind.,to play the University there, and ex¬actly a week later will take on thesame team in Bartlett. Indiana withmen like Kreuger, Beckner, Winston,and Sibley is the Daily Maroon’sguess for the title winners—and wedon’t think we are guessing.Chance To Even UpOn Feb. 12 the Maroons will havea chance to even up with Wiscon¬sin when they play in “the littlered house on Langdon St.” The Ma¬roon’s win there last season is oneconsolation. Northwestern comes hereFeb. 19 and with someone to watchFisher, Norgren’s team should ex¬perience little difficulty from thisquarter.The Maroons journey to Ann Ar¬bor Feb. 22, and this trip will prob¬ably result like the Bloomingtonjaunt. Michigan, if it did not have aconsiderably stiffer schedule than In¬diana, would be given equal chancesto come through the season with fly¬ing colors. As it is, the Wolverinesplay Iow’a and Illinois, both first di¬vision teams, while Indiana’s oppon¬ents are not so tough.Finish StrongIowa there, Feb. 26, Michigan here,March 5, and Purdue there, Mar. 12,concludes the uncheerful propositionthat the Maroons have before them.Jimmy Flexner may he eligible Satur¬day morning and then again he mayhave to wait until Monday morning.Having both or either of the men eli¬gible will help.But there are still Captain David¬son, and Jerry Quinn, and Benson, andMcRoy, and Weaver and Collins, andBaker left to swing and twdrl for theold Maroon. Davidsou will be an all-around man in several of the events,Quinn, will work on the horizontalbars, the horse and the parallels, Ben¬son will work on the horse and will Boilermakers Here Friday;Have EnviableRecordLaFayette, Ind. — The reason forCoach Ward Lambert’s outstandingposition as a basketball coach in theUnited States has been revealed by the“victory record” of the Purdue Uni¬versity mentor during the eight yearshe has coached here. 1919 through1926. Out of 135 games played, Lam¬bert’s teams have won 95 or 70.03 percent and of 90 games played with BigTen teams, Purdue has won 57 or63.3 per cent. Purdue at the present isengaged in the thick of another BigTen campaign.Always HighOnly once in the eight years Lam¬bert has coached here has Purdue fal¬len below fourth place in the confer¬ence standing and that in the chaotic1919 season after the war when theBoilermakers stood seventh. Purduehas finished in the Big Ten as followssince 1919: 1920, second; 1921, tie forfirst; 1922, won championship; 1923,fourths 1924, tie for second; 1925,fourth; 1926, tie for championship,making two titles ’for which Purduehas tied and one championship ineight years.Many of Lambert’s players havebeen unanimous choices for all-con¬ference honor teams, the last beingGeorge Spradling, so chosen for threeconsecutive years, one of the greatestforwards of all time in the Big Ten.Maroons One Game AheadThe records show that Chicago andMichigan hold one game edges onLambert’s teams and that Purdue istied with Minnesota and Illinois ingames played. With other schoolsPurdue has an edge, running as highas eleven games won out of fourteenplayed.also tumble, but not from the horse.McRoy and Collins will perform onthe paralels and Weaver and Bakerwill he on the rings And the tumbingssquad respectively.Thus the meet will work up plentyof enthusiasm and will he good forthe boys. 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All of which maybeproves that it is a punk practise tokeep library books overtime, and thatall college students should eat soup! FILBEY TO LEADVOCATION TALKS—SisWOODROW WILSON has beenrevealed as the coach of the 1878Princeton eleven which won the P»igThree championship. Before, howeverany of our campus hero-worshippersseek to set him up as a Friend of theCollege People, we must point an ac¬cusing finger at his textbooks whichare now being used in our historycourses. And They Read a Lot ’Cause TheyHave Headaches!Dear Turk:It’s all a lot of raucous fol-de-rol,these stories about the debauched col¬lege students. At my fraternity house,for example, I know damn well thatthe seniors don’t drink when they goout on Saturday nights ’cause theydrink so much the morning after!-Half-PintWITH fraternity Hell Week in fullswing, the only objects that remainfree from the fertile designs of theInitiation chieftains is as usual theWrigley building, the Link boule¬vard bridge, and sundry hot stoves.—TERRIBLE TURK (Continued from page 1)who have now agreed to attend theconference includes: Miss Mable Dela Mater, assistant editor of Compton’sNewspaper; Miss Alice Greenacre, wellknown lawyer; Miss Sarah Bogle of%the American Library Association;Miss Clara Laughlin, author and di¬rector of the Clara Laughlin TravelBureau: Miss Mary Murphy, directorof the McCormick fund; Earl Read,landscape Gardener; Johns HopkinsIII. interior decorator for Holabirdand Rochd*; Miss Maude Slye of theUniversity cancer research staff; andMiss Rose McHugh, secretary of theNational Catholic Welfare Council andactive in the placement work of theCentral Council of Social Agencies. NOTED SPEAKERTALKS TONIGHT CLASSIFIED(Continued from page 1)the Church a Message for Industry?”amalgamated with the general prin¬ciple of “Americanism” as essential tobusiness. He will also present a briefsketch of the significant democraticmovements of American industry oftoday. " LOST—Sorority Pin. JeweledKappa Kappa' Gamma key. Owner’sname on back. Return to Kelly halLReward.DELTA SIGMA PLEDGES FOR SALE— Nearly new tuxedo,also full dress suit. English walkingsuit, sack suit; all bargains. 5345 LakePark Ave. H. P. 5251. Reasonable.Donaldson. 5713 Drexel, 1st apt.,FOR RENT—Furnished rooms. FOR SALE—Two apartment-build¬ing. Six rooms. A beautiful home.5642 Kimbark Avenue. Pays for it¬self. Owner just spent $5,000 on topflat making it his home. Three baths,open fireplace, built in bookshelves,frigidaire. Modern throughout. Own¬er leaving university; must sacrifice.Hyde Park 2780.Delta Sigma announces the pledg¬ing of Margaret Carlson, of Rock Is¬land, Ill.THE WYVERN PLEDGESThe Wyvern announces the pledgingof Dorothy Byrnes of Chicago.That’s Their Story, And T. S. T. I.!Turk:Have you hunted hawks yet? Greatstuff this metropolitan barnstormingof the feathered folk. Why, just theother night two masked and heavilyarmed bandits were stumbled upon byan unsuspecting cop as they lay inwait for some midnight-lunching col¬lege student. When accosted, theseworthies replied, “Believe it or not,but we are Hawk Hunting!”—lord lloydTHE UNIVERSITY of Chicago isthe thirteenth in size among the Amer¬ican universities. But we’ll countchapels with any of ’em!From our never-to-be-sufficiently-razzed Daily Maroon—"Prexy AsksFor Balanced Frosh.” Implying, ofcourse, that most of them are dizzy!And from a contemporary paper,with rival proof-readers—“The examinations, which will behell under the supervision of Mr. Mur¬ray, will begin promptly at 10 o'clock.A FABLE OUT OF FIFTY-SEVENTH STREETA college student sat mournfullygazing at a library fine notice as hewaited to order his lunch. “Will youhave soup?” asked the waiter..“No,” he said, “Times are tootough, cash is too expensive.”The proprietor of the restaurantoverheard this, and realizing the col¬lege man’s familiarity with economicconditions, called up his wife, “Anas¬tasia,” he said, “things are slowingup, you cannot have your new furcoat.”And so, when the furrier was toldthat her order was cancelled, hephoned the theatre and called off thebox-party that he intended to give thatSaturday nightThe ticket agent announced the can¬cellation to the show manager, andhe called a meeting of the girls andwarned them that it looked like theshow would soon be on the rocks.That night as the college studentwaited at the stage door for his lady- Women’s MedicalAdvisor Talks onWalking, Smoking“Walking between classes is aboutas helpful an exercise as playing tid- idlie winks,” declared Dr. Marie Ort-mayer, Medical Advisor to women atthe University. When women tell herthey “exercise a lot,” she has foundthat “a lot,” means a ten minute runbetween classes. Walking is an ex¬cellent form of exrcise, but it takestwo hours of brisk walking in theopen country to equal a half hourof hockey,” she emphasized.Turning from exercise, Dr. Ort-mayer discussed women and smoking.“It does them no good,” she said.“The majority of men and womenof college age who smoke do it to ex¬cess. 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