Affiliation givesmillion-dollar Ly¬ing - in HospitalI to University' Campus.Vol. 27. No. 62. Novelty decor¬ations will giveglamor to comingMilitary Ball.‘Kiss For Beauty/Says Paris DoctorKissing and rolling the eyes ashealthy exercises are a great aidto beauty, according to a famousParisian specialist, quoted in theDaily Northwestern. A firmnessof flesh and a healthy silkiness ofskin, essential to the beautifulwoman, are the result of the re¬action that takes place when lipsmeet lips. During this time im¬portant mouth and cheek musclesare put into action.Kissing, however, announcesthe doctor, is but one form of sev¬eral very good facial exerciseswhich he recommends. True beau¬ty he states, may be attainedonly by the practice of all ofthem.LEADERS CONFERAT NOYES HALLCareers for the UniversityWomen ConsideredUniversity women planning ca¬reers, but uncertain as to the linethey wish to follow, will have an op¬portunity to discuss their plans withleaders in the many fields open towomen, at the vocational confer¬ence to be held in Ida Noyes hall,January 26.A partial list of those who havedefinitely agreed to attend the con¬ference announced by Miss MargaretBurns, who is arranging the confer¬ence for the University Women’scouncil, follows: Miss Mable De laMater, art editor of Compton’s Pic¬torial newspaper; Miss Alice Green-acre, well known lawyer; Miss SarahBogle of the American Library as¬sociation; Miss Clara Laughlin, au¬thor of “So You’re Going to Paris.” BLAZE OF LIGHTTO SHINE OVERMILITARY DANCEFraternities to Have Place»Of Meeting at Sideof BallroomA large seal of Crossed Cannons,illumined by various-hued electriclights and placed on the stage behindJack Chapman’s orchestra in theSouth Shore Country Club, will rep¬resent one of the new ideas in dec¬orations that the leaders of the Mil¬itary Ball are working on for thepromenade on Jan. 21.Meeting places for fraternitygroups, something that has neverbeen tried before, is also planned,according to Gerald Bench, leader ofthe right wing. On the pillars aboutthe ballroom will be placed placardsbearing the names of the variousfraternities, draped in the individualfraternity colors. Lounges and easychairs will be placed at the bases ofthe pillars.Use Spots AgainSpotlights, diffusing various col¬ored rays, will be placed in each cor¬ner as last year. In order that theymay be more effective, drapes areto be hung over the dobiway lead¬ing into the ballroom, thus shuttingout other sources of light.At the end of the foyer, on eachside of the doorway, easels contain¬ing the number of the dance thenin progress will help the guests ofthe military department keep theirprograms straight.Read from Pascoli,Italian Author, AtMeeting Tomorrow“Pascoli,” a famous modern Italian poet, will be the subject of atalk to be given by Reverend FatherCinfoletti at a meeting of the Ital¬ian club tomorrow at 4:30 in thenorth reception room of Ida Noyeshall. The reverend will give an ac->tcount of the poet’s life and read andinterpret several of his poems.An Italian puppet show has beenplanned for a meeting later in thequarter. The puppets will be loanedby Mr. Irwin ‘Escher, an instructorat the University High School, whocollected them in Italy last sum¬mer. The annual folk-tale and folk¬song meeting will also be held thisquarter.The puppets are much lute thoseof Tony Sarg whose marrionettesare to be shown at the Goodmantheatre in a few weeks, “Ali Babiand the Forty Thieves” will be shownthere. Alumnus ReturnsMoney He DrewFrom Noyes Fund—A gift of $435 to the Universitywas made yesterday as repayment ofa scholarship granted from the La-Verne Noyes scholarship in 1922-24.The Noyes scholarship, which is giv¬en to soldiers of the world war andtheir descendants, is granted out-; right, but Carl B. Nusbaum, whograduated from the law school in1924 with a J. D. degree, and isnow practicing law at 111 W. Mon¬roe St., decided that he would repaythe University.VON VOGT SPEAKSAT ART CLUB TEAON CULTURE, ARTSDr. Von Ogden Vogt, president ofthe Renaissance society, will speakat a tea given by the Art club todayfrom 4 to 6 in the Y. W. room ofIdo Noyes hall. His subject is “Na¬tional Culture and the Arts.”At the next meeting on Wednes¬day, January 26, the club will as¬semble in Haskell Museum to hearDr. T. G. Allen, secretary of theOriental institute, who will lecture onthe Egyptian exhibit which, has re¬cently been installed in the build¬ing.Federation Lauds Third Year ClubRushing; Decision by Vote Jan. 27WHAT of IT?WtfOACe MORGENSTERftThe autumn quarter financial re¬port of The Daily Maroon has goneinto the inner office. This fact initself may not interest you so muchbut it is the starting point in aseries of things that very probablywill catch your attention. Messrs.Milt Kreines and Walt Williamson,those canny fellows who are wise incouncil in the administration con¬claves of the paper, after takingone look at the profit column ofthe statement now tucked off in someobscure Ccf>b file, decided that some¬thing had to be done, and that rightsoon. The autumn statement cer¬tainly represented few shoes forbaby, and fewer miles on an hypo¬thetical steamship bound for otherclimes. “We must plug the sale ofThe Maroon,” said Mr. Kreines, af¬ter considering the situation at somelength. “We must indeed,” said Mr.Williamson. “We must secure thecampus attention forcibly,” continu¬ed Mr. Kreines. “That we must,” re¬turned Mr. Williamson. “We musthave a subscription drive,” said thebusiness manager. “A Maroon week,”observed the editor. “A mixer,” saidthe former. “A basketball game be¬tween the Maroon staff and the Phoe¬nix.” said Mr. Williamson*• * * *Silence followed Mr. Williamson’sstartling idea. Why had no oneever thought of this before? It wasthe very thing needed to draw theeye of everyone in the univrsity toThe Maroon. Later, when news ofthe projected fray spread about, en¬thusiasm was rampant. Everybodywas for the idea. Only there wassome doubt that the game would takeplace. I am here to dispel anysuch lingering fears. Tlje battle ofthe ages will occur. It will be a def¬inite part of the activities of theperiod which shall be Maroon week.Teams have already been selectedfrom the personnel of the two staffs.The iron men who compose - themhave already begun training for thearduous battle ahead. It will befight to the death, if we are to be¬lieve the words of Mr. John Alli¬son, chief of the Phoenix forces, orof Mr. Kreines, head operative inthe ranks of The Maroon. Each ofthese gentlemen assured me of thefact between clenched teeth.* 4 * *Who (you ask, your eyes shiningwith interest) will compose the twoteams concerned? Well, it need beno secret; indeed, it is the idea ofthose who are promoting the drivefor increased interest in The Ma¬roon that there will be no secretsabout anything. As for the Marooncombination, it will be composed of:forwards, Kreines and Widdifield;center, Williamson; guards, Harrisand Howe. You know them all.Kreines is the boy from Ogden, U.,who made good. Widdifield is theCharlevoix wonder: that sets himdown. Williamson has taken Prof.I’runtz’s course in voice throwing.Chuck Harris is a Podsnap, JohnHowe a Delta Chi and the sour Owlin the senior society. That lets thisgang out. Oh, yes—there is alsobattling Joe Klitzner, the man withthe menacing eyes, who is first sub¬stitute. That’s all.* * * *The Phoenix team will line upwith Allison, the intellectual from•^outh Chicago, and Ray Murphy, theh°y ’vho left Terre Haute under acloud, at a forward. Modesty I admitI will engage Mr. Williamson atwhat we laughingly call “the tip-offposition.” “West Side Leo” Stonethe Whistle fellow, will play oneguard, and Singular Will Stephensonthe other. It’s a great team. I trustthis fact will make itself clearershortly. I forgot that Dirty Lockardthe noted Hall boy, will do the offici-ating in a plug hat and knickefs.Don’t miss it all, folks—mark mywords. PHOENIX BURSTSFORTH REVEALINGSINS OFCAMPUSTrue Story Number Put*Shameless UnderworldBefore ReadersSoul-racking stories, tales of thecampus underworld will fill the pagesof the “True Story Number” of thePhoenix which is to appear tomor¬row. The cover will have an exactreproduction of the “True StoryMagazine” cover design, according tothe announcement of John Allison,the editor. Rainey Bennett laid outthe four-color cover, with an originaldrawing by John Plummer Ludlum.“Campus Publications” is the titleof the principle article, an, expose,and “Soul’s Desire” is another. Therewill also be what is said to be a thrill¬ing first announcement of the twolectures by Yogi Wasan, the Hinduspiritualist. “Puppy Love” and“Light Fines and Sneers—A truestory” are two other contributions.Selling of the issue will be con¬ducted as has that of previous ones,through volunteer saleswomen whoshould report to the Phoenix officein Ellis Hall at 7:30 Thursday. Con¬tributors to the issue are JosephWhite, George Gruskin and IrvingFisher. Milchrist, Wasko, Root andBennett are represented by theirdrawings.Leaders ChangedAs Torch StartsSecond QuarterNew officers and a profitable pro¬gram were decided upon at the firstmeeting held by the Torch, fresh¬man discussion group, during thewinter quarter.Richard M. Parker was electedpresident, Ashburn Koch, vice-presi¬dent, and Leonard Burtiss remainsthe secretary-treasurer.Dr. Fitch will open the discussionon science and religion, next Tues¬day noon. On Thursday meetingsare held for general discussion.FROSH BOARD WILLANNOUNCE SCHEMEFOR CLASS DANCEThe Freshman Board of Manage¬ment yesterday decided to hold aclass dance either February 4 or theweek preceeding. Admission will beby class ticket only and, to enablethose freshmen who did not obtaintickets last quarter to procure them,they will be put on sale within aweek or two.Plans to obtain a representativeopinion of the class concerningfreshman week, which was institutedthis year, are being discussed bythe Undergraduate Council andshould, within the week, be present¬ed to the class. The UndergraduateCouncil, with the Freshman Board,are hoping to get some constructiveideas for the betterment of theweek’s activities and to this end areseeking class opinion.Bob Fisher’s FatherDies; Rushes HomeRobert Fisher, sophomore assist¬ant in the business department ofThe Daily Maroon and well knownman-about-campus, was called to hishome in Salt Lake City, U., last nightby the news of the death of his fathera physician of that city. Fisher hasdropped all his courses for the quar¬ter, as he is not certain when hewill return to school.The Daily Maroon wishes to ex¬tend its sympathy to Bob in this try¬ing situation. “The Senior College Third YearRushing Plan” was favored in the dis¬cussion at the Federation meetinglast night in Ida Noyes hall. A finalvote will be taken at a meeting onJanuary 27 when all club womenwill be asked to cast a ballot.“You can’t fool anybody for twoyears, and you can’t be fooled fortwo years,” was the sentiment ex¬pressed by one of the club women.“A plan like this, that forbids pledg¬ing until the seventh week of thelast quarter of the sophomore year,does away with superficial friend¬ships.”Esther Cook, a representative woman of the senior ciass, maintain¬ed that “Girls lose all sense of hon¬or when it comes to rushing rules,making enemies their first year thatwHl last throughout their collegelife. Such a plan that has no rush¬ing rules will eliminate this difficul¬ty.”Objections to the plan Were voicedby Carol Hurd, and others who say itis good idealistically, but Will notwork out practically.Meetings to discuss the questionwill be held Monday at 4:30 andWednesday at 7 in Mi^i GertrudeDudley’s office on the second floor ofIda Noyes hall. Phi Gam’s Dread ofDiphtheria DepartsAll fear of diphtheria has gonefrom the Phi Gam house. Healthdepartment authorities reportedthat cultures show that none ofthe brothers contracted the dis¬ease from Jack Kinsey, who be¬came ill over the week-end withthis contagious affliction. Kinseywas removed to the Hospital forContagious Diseases on Sundaynight, and the house was tempor¬arily quarantined..The unfortunate men who werein the Phi Gam house over theweek-end are required by thehealth department to remain insolitary confinement for a fewmore days, or until there can beno doubt but what the disease hasbeen stamped out. The rest ofthe chapter are free to roam atwill. 'FIVE CHOSEN FORBALLET READERSTry-Outs Continued for theRemaining RolesFive leaders of the ballet for thesecond annual production of Mirrorhave been announced by FrancesKendall, stage manager. Try-outsfor the remaining parts will continue.The five selected are Letitia Ide,Elva Brown, Elizabeth Galt, MarianFitzpatrick and Harriet McNeille.The Moffett studio will take thepictures of all members of the Mirrorcompany, and also of the productionstaff, for the Mirror billboard. Tues¬day, January 25, has been set as thedeadline for appointments.Rehearsals ror the ballet and jazzchorus under the direction of Mr.Frank Parker have been going onand will continue on the same sched¬ule.W. A. A. Lodge atPalos Park OpenedTo Campus GroupsW. A. A. lodge at Palos Park hasbeen officially opened to campusgroups. Applications for its use anynight or week-end may be made byfilling out and leaving the printedforms at the W. A. A. desk in thetrophy gallery of Ida Noyes hall.The lodge, which can accommo¬date ten women, has six rooms isheated by three stoves, and is wiredelectrically. “We found it entirelycomfortable,” said Frances Lawton,president of the organization afterspending last week-end at the lodge.BLACKFRIAR STAR TOLIVE IN MANHATTANDon McGinnis, who was a lead¬ing lady in Blackfriars last year andin several earlier shows, is now inNew York. He thinks that he willmake his home in that city, althoughhe does not know as yet just whathe will do. He is a Kappa Sigma andis rooming in New York with an¬other University graduate of lastyear, Bud Woods, a Beta. McGinnisarrived in New York last Monday.E-ll Staff EndsWorst Week So FarThe librarians of E 11 have com-leted one of the busiest weeks ofthe year, according to the head , ofthe department. The past week,however was merely a repetition offormer years and was due to NewYear’s resolutions to make bettergrades. When asked how long therush will continue, the pessimisticforecast was that the students willbe back to normal in a very fewdays. UNITE LYING-INHOSPITAL, CLINICWITH UNIVERSITYMillion-Dollar Building ToBe Erected InMedical GroupAffiliation of the Chicago Lying-in-Hospital and Dispensary with theUniversity was jointly announcedyesterday afternoon by Mrs. KelloggFairbank, president of the board ofdirectors of the Hospital, and Presi¬dent Max Mason of the University.The contract of affiliation has beensigned by the boards of directors ofboth institutions.Under the terms of the contract,the Hospital is to be known as theChicago Lying-In Hospital in affilia¬tion with the University. The Hos¬pital has agreed to erect a newbuilding on Fifty-ninth Street, im¬mediately west of the new AlbertBillings Hospital of the University’snew medical school, at an estimatedcost of one million dollars. The landis to be provided by the University.Separate Isolation PavilionThe new building will provide 140beds for obstetrical cases, includinga separate isolation pavilion for 20septic cases. This separate pavilionis to be built by the Mothers’ Aidclub, an organization of 1,500 wom¬en which provided similar facilitiesat the present hospitals.Staff of the hospital will consist ofmembers of the University’s depart¬ment of obstetrics and gynecology.Million Dollar CampaignA campaign to raise the milliondollars necessary for the building ofthe new hospital will be initiatedimmediately under the leadership ofMrs. Fairbank and the board of di¬rectors. The present hospital build¬ing, located at 426 East Fifty-firststreet, built in 1916, will be sold, themoney received to be used for anendowment fund.To Mutual AdvantageUnion of the Lying-in-Hhospitaland the University, is stated in thecontract as being for the purpose of“promoting the common purpose ofthe hospital and the University inimprovement of the teaching andpractise of obstetrics and gynecologyand advancing knowledge in thesefields.”President Mason’s statement con¬cerning the affiliation was that “The, (Continued on page 2)ROBERTS NAMED ASHOME EC. CHAIRMANIN BLUNTS ABSENCEMiss Lydia Roberts, AssistantProfessor of Home Economics, willreplace Professor Catharine Blunt,in the position of chairman of theDepartment! of Household Adminis¬tration, during the winter quarter.Miss Blunt is vacationing in Florida.Miss Roberts has recently writtena book on “Nutrition Work WithChildren,” which is being publishedby the University press.Whistle SecondtThe Wistle was votedthe second most interestingsection of The Daily Ma¬roon by 125 campus lead¬ers. And it well deservesthat position.Started in 1917 by Har¬ry R. Swanson, managingeditor, it has increased insize and scope, ever since.It is now edited by oneLeo Stone, acknowledgedby Big Ten column conduc¬tors, to be one of the bestin the trade.This column of local hu¬mor, satire and sarcasm isa daily feature of yournewspaper.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 1927Utyp iatlg ftarnonFOUNDED IN 1961i HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates;*3.00 per year; by mail, 11.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at tbc Chicago Postofflee, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.i»0«. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•ooearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue* elephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson . ..*> Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTGeorge GruakinAlice KinsmanTom StephensonGeorge Jones Sports EditorGeorge L. KoehnAI WiddifieldMadge ChildRoselle F. MossSetty McGeeRobert SternVictor Roterus ....Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorStewart McMullenGeorge Morgenstem.Kathryn Sandmeyer..Harriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditoRobert Massey Classified Adv. MgrRobert Fisher.. „ Sophomore Ass is tan’Joseph Klitzner Junior AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein—.— Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady— Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE EVERLASTING MINORITYf\UT IN COLORADO there is a prominent Dean in the facultyof the State University who blames the bad impressionthat people get of colleges on the existence of the everlastingminority. It is the minority who drink; it is the minority whoviolate rules and regulations; it is the minority who drive carsabout campus when the faculty request that this be avoided. Inevery way he boils the “college-rah-rah-threat” to a problem ofeliminating the unsavory few.“But Mr. Worchester (for that is his name), we interruptinsistently, “is it not the minority who also make the university?Is it not the existence of a few ‘A’ students who support thescholarship complexion? Is it not this flagrant few who keepthe cnain of live campus activities in motion?”Yes, we agree, it is the everlasting minority who drink andmake college all that it appears in such campus blackmail as thecollege humor magazines. It is the minority who scar and deface.But it is the great yokel element—the passive populace of a uni¬versity who really drag at its heels and warrant the appearanceof the gaunt-faced caricatures in the professionl college-mirrorpublictions.No, Mr. Worchester, it is not the Everlasting Minority butthe Passive Populace that threaten the American University.TJIE FOUR-YEAR LOAFSOME TIME AGO, or perhaps it was recenty, a person ofno mean repute declared that “college bred” had come tomean a four-year loaf. Whether the gentleman spoke derogator-ily or not is problematical. But upon -second reading of thefirst sentence of this editorial, we glean that the college man is,in the words of our friend McCheesecake, no rose.We approve of the four-year loaf—with moderations. Toomany men and women have come to college under the illusionthat a Phi Bete average and what the poets call a parchmentindicate that they are educated, that the road to success lays un¬obstructed at their feet. Too many men and women_ come tocollege under the illusion that a string of activities with, as ourfriend McCharlevoix says, the proportions of a laundry list,speels certain and lordly success in what some of the nineteenthcentury poets called life. The first type loses its way and diesof neglect; the second drops dead as it passes the exit sign onthe front gate of the Alma Mater.Phil Allen tells the story of the lad who upon receivinghis bacheloriate at some distinguished center of erudition, wiredthis to his father: EDUCATED. WHAT NEXT? We can notlearn to become human beings by reading books or achievinghonor. We can learn to become human beings by saving sometime for doing nothing, by browzing around, by being intelli¬gently lazy, by playing the game with plenty of gameness—andplenty of play. In BriefBy Dexter W. MastersConditions in Mexico have reacheda state where they are more than aninteresting topic for conversationand, not only that, but they seemto be steadily becoming more serious.The latest, and most startling infor¬mation is the report of twenty-onepersons being killed in a clash be¬tween Catholics and authorities ofCocula, a town in the state of Ja¬lisco.Dispatches, which are rather mea¬ger in regard to any accurate detailslay the cause of the fighting to aninterference on the part of th^ townauthorities in a Catholic religiousdemonstration. Whatever the cause, jthough the results are sufficient towarrant a closer observation of Mex¬ican affairs with a view to bringingthem, or having them brought to asomewhat conclusive end.A Mexican bishop, who claims tohave bona fide information on thesubject, has come forth with the re¬port that news has been suppressedin regard to most of the details andmany of the most important actionsall over Mexico. He states that im¬portant cities have either been cap¬tured or are in the hands of therebels and their situation has beenkept quiet. True or not, and it seemsslightly too sensational to be takenat its face value, the reports shouldbe investigated. The whole affairseems rather shady, but what’s tobe done?The transportation committee ofthe city council has been more or.less nonplussed by the inception ofone Mr. Blair’s, proposition in theirmidst. TWeir course in solving thecity’s traction problems seemed clearand they had, indeed, narrowed downtheir choice of solutions to two alter¬natives. And then came Mr. Blair’splan.The above-mentioned proposal isso vast as to, apparently, overwhelmthe comprehension of the astutemembers of the committee, since itwould incorporate every type oftransportation in the city into onegreat unit and since it forecasts itsown status as far as thirty yearshence.Mr. Blair’s plan provides for re¬moval of all loop elevated tracks andthe clearing away of all surface carsin the main business sections. Nec¬essarily, it provides for a comprehen¬sive subway system. The outstand¬ing feature of Mr. Blair’s propositionoutside of its abnormal stipulations,is the fact that, were his plan carriedthrough, a population in excess of5,000,000 could be readily taken andhandled, which is looking to the fu¬ture. And that is exactly what isneeded.This column is practically obligat¬ed to at least mention the currentdisruption of the Chaplin household,for, judging from its apparent mag¬nitude in the eyes of the metropoli¬tan dailies, it is important. At anyrate, the comedian is realizing hisdream of playing tragedian and an¬other one of the moving-picture col¬ony’s tenuous marriages is endingin failure.Mrs. Chaplin was unduly severe inher charges, branding Mr. Chaplin ascruel and faithless and continuingwith a stream of unprintable exple¬tives.HOSPITAL MOVES SOUTH(Continued from page 1)affiliation of the Chicago Lying-in-Hospital with the University makespossible the formation of anotherunit in the medical program of theUniversity. The high standardswhich have made the Hospital an out¬standing institution will be preservedand the wotk will be strengthenedin its new location, by close cooper¬ation with the clinical and preclinicalmedical science departments of theUniversity.”Mr>. Fairbank QuotedMrs. Fairbank, speaking for theHospital board, said: “The affiliationof the Chicago Lying-in-Hospitalwith the University of Chicago is amatter of great importance. It meansan extension of the superb workdone by the hospital during the pastthirty years and a guarantee of thepresent high standards of its medicaldirectors being continued indefin¬itely.” At alldealersBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famous\7ENUSVpenqlsgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per dot. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. 1-20American Pencil Co., 215 Filth Ave.,N.Y.MakersofUNIQUEThm LeadColored Pencils in 12 colors—$1.00 per doz.PARR"ARROWShirtuiMt anArrowCOLLARon it. This shirt hasthe long point collar.It is made of a genu¬ine imported EnglishBroadcloth—the bestin collars and in shirtsthat you can buy.Ask Tour Dealer UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 Ellis Ave.Try Our Minute Service Lunch35cChop Suey & Chow MeinOur Specialty AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREETWhat would Hermes have doneon a Basket-ball floor?Ditched his winged sandals,of course, and donned a pair ofGRIP-SURE BALSCan’t SlipGet these and otherGym Equipmentat the 1The U. of C.Bookstore5802 Ellis HallIt's up to you /As you turn aside from college days toenter the world of business, every avenueshould be thoughtfully considered.With your eye upon success—experience,progress, recognition, financial indepen¬dence—the S. S. Kresge Company canlead the way. It is not a short road.It is no smooth path. But it is a sureway for those who have the necessaryqualifications and the determination tosucceed.It a mercantile career appeals to you, webelieve you will be interested in oppor¬tunities in the Kresge chain of stores.If you are interested in such a career,write today to our Personnel Depart¬ment for a formal application biank.We will then arrange to have one of ourrepresentatives, who has earned a respon¬sible position in the Kresge organization,meet you. He will tell you all about ourbusiness and will discuss the propositionwith you from every angle.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE CO5* 10* 03* STORES 25* h STOMJ FRANKLIN P. WILLIAMSfrom farmer, miner andcollege man toDistrict Superintendent 18 Stores“While I realized that I had somehard work ahead of me when I beganaa a stockman in the Kresge store atLouisville, it appealed to me verymuch.“1 learned that promotions weregiven only on merit and that therewere always better positions for thefellow who could qualify.“My first few months work broughtenthusiastic letters home regardingmy progress and very aoon those whohad advised me against it became asinterested as I was. This was elevenyears ago. Now I am Just as inter¬ested and fully convinced that Imade a very wise choice. In thattime, 1 have managed two stores andfor the past six years have been dis¬trict superintendent of several stores."Promotions have come fug as fastas 1 have been able to handle them.“At present the opportunities arabetter than at any time in the past.The reason for this ia the rapid ex-sion of the company in newpansic _____ .fields. My ambition today it just aagreat as it was the day 1 left college.Every man wants to get ahead andKresge BuilDetroit OAici succeed.'1MAROON CAGERS OFF TO WILDCAT LAIRSECOND ROUND I-M TILTS FURIOUSLY CONTES TED \ two teams areEVEEY MATCHEDKappa Sig, PsiU, Delta Chi’s,Look FormidableNine Intramural games were play¬ed at Bartlett last night. The biggestupset of the evening occurred whenthe Phi Delts defeated the Phi Sig’sin a very interesting game. Anotherpood tilt was the close battle betweenthe Dekes and Kappa Sig’s fromwhich the Kappa Sig’s emerged vic¬tors 12-10. The scores were: Psi U.19, Phi Psi 5; Delta Upsilon 22;Tau Sigma Omicron 20; Sigma Nu27; Acacia 4; Lambda Chi Alpha 20;Alpha Sig 11; Delta Kappa Epsilon10; Kap Sigma 12; Phi Delts 14; PhiSigs 12; Phi Sigs, B, 13; Chi PsiB. 7; Delta Chi 17; Kappa Nu 14;Phi Gams 11; A. E. Pi 7.P.i U 19; Phi P»i 5The Psi U’s overwhelmed the PhiPsi’s 19 to 5 in a game featured bythe tight guarding of Lewis, Burgessand Merriam and the excellent floorwork of Alger and Maclay for thevictors. Cusack played a fairly goodgame for the losers.Delta U7*ilon 22; Tau Sig Omi 20In a poorly-played game featuredby frequent fowling and uninterest¬ing play, the D. U.’s B team defeatedthe Tau Sigma Omicron B team.Delta Kappa Epsilon 10; Kap Sig 12Trailing at the half by a scose of10 to 4, the Dt|<es came back witha great rally and with about threeminutes to play tied the score 10 to10. In the last minute of play, Hokeof the Kappa Sigs made a prettybasket from the middle of the floorand finished the scoring. The gamewas well played, interesting and hardfought. Hoke and Williams perform¬ed exceptionally well for the winnerswhile Black was by far the best ofthe Deke players.Phi Delta Theta 14; Phi Sig Delt 12Something of an upset occurredwhen the Phi Delts overcame thePhi Sigs in the most exciting gameof the evening. With the score 12to 4 against them in the last threeminutes, the losers staged a furiousrally and tied up matters 12 to 12.In the overtime the Phi Delts madetwo freethrows, Allison and Bick-ley starred for the victors and Cap-low and Rosenfield played well forthe losers.Phi Sigma Delta 13; Chi P»i 7Phi Sigma Delta “B” team de¬feated Chi Psi 13 to 7 in an unevenbut hard fought match. Shure starr¬ed for Phi Sigma by making fivepoints and Goble was the star ofChi Psi.Delta Chi 17; Kappa Nu 14delta Chi continued its winningstreak by beating Kappa Nu 17-14.Roterus with ten points starred forDelta Chi.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONEAW^VCAJinv(SAAjCAJuJCVAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BEST. FEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program Every_ Sunday & Thursdaybargainmatinees DAILY APUITS30 CJU5T THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING Iowa Ball Players1877 Get AwardsBare-handed catches of pitchers’offering and fast ground balls, featsperformed on the University of Iowadiamond fifty years ago this spring,are being recounted with pride by agroup of the oldest Hawkeye ath¬letes.These meager facts of baseballfrom 1877 to 1880 are sketched inletters received from Hawkeye dia¬mond stars who will be awarded theregulation varsity “I” January 14at the field house dedication cere¬monies.SportologyBy Tom StephensonCONSOLATION, and lots of it,came sailing into the Maroon campalong with the news dispatches fromLafayette telling of the Iowa victoryover the Boilermakers last Mondayevening. The Hawks, who openedthe conference season here last Sat¬urday with a bare 19-13 win overthe Norgrenites, managed to ring upa 39 to 25 victory over the Purdueoutfit. Further proof of the defen¬sive prowess exhibited by the localsin their opening battle. Michigan PlayersBetter PhysicallyAfter Grid YearAND the 19-13 score registeredin that game continues to lead theconference in low scores. In thethree games played Monday eveningonly one team had a score below the20 mark. The “stress and strain’Lof footballcited by critics of the great intercol¬legiate game is not so serious afterall, if figures compiled at the Uni¬versity of Michigan are to be reliedupon. The loss of sleep and weightthroughout the “prolonged mentalstrain” of a football campaign seemsto be a myth.Only one man out of the forty oddplayers composing the Michigangridiron squad suffered any weightlosses through the past season. Thiswas Walter Weber, fullback, of Mt.Clemens, Mich. Weber lost regular¬ly a day before the games, only topick up his weight by the followingTuesday. His weight then remainedconstant until the following Friday,figures show.In spite of the fact thftt men inrigid training usually undergo weightlosses, four of Michigan’s regularsgained regularly through the season.Gilbert, back, of Kalamazoo, put onthree pounds. Molenda picked up apound during the season, making hisweight an even 220. Truskowski,Detroit, center, gained a pound.Flora, who carried one of the stif-fest scholastic programs as an under¬graduate in the medical school andwho played in every game, addedover 10 pounds during the season.Irish Unbeaten AtHome For 21 YearsTHE I’s have it! Illinois, Indiana,and Iowa (the original Three I’sleague), with two wins each and nolosses are now leading the confer¬ence race. But it’s a long ways tothe Championships, it’s a long ways.Women To AttendCity Swim MeetsInformation concerning swimmingmeets to be held in and around Chi¬cago will be furnished Universitywomen according to a new planadopted at Tarpon hoard meetingyesterday.Notices of the various meets willbe posted on the swimming bulletinboax-d in the basement of Ida Noyeshall. Newspaper clippings pertain¬ing to swimming will also be postedthere. Tarpon members propose at¬tending various meets in a group. Not since 1905 has an alien boottrod victoriously over the greenswai’dof Cartier Field, bailiwick of NotreDame’s football aggregation. Twen¬ty-one years ago Wabash College ofCrawsfordsville, Ind., won from theIrish, 5 to 0, on Cartier Field. Sincethen Notre Dame has won more than100 games on its own field withoutsuffering defeat. Several times inrecent years Notre Dame has trailedits opponents into the final periodsof home games. In 1921 a flashyfinish gave Notre Dame a victoryover Nebraska before a home crowd,and in 1925, the second half of thehomecoming game opened withNorthwestern leading the Irish 10 to0. A touchdown in each of the lasttwo periods saved the Cartier record.OFFICIAL NOTICEBoard of Women’s Organizationswill meet today at 12:45 in the Alum¬nae room of Ida Noyes hall.AUTO STORAGEGREASING OILINGWASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 Ea*t 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 4599 INDIANA FAVOREDFOR CAGE TITLEWith the Conference basketballrace under way a few teams can bepointed out as being the real titlecontenders for the 1927 season.Indiana appears to be the season’sstandout. They have had two con¬ference games so far and their vic¬tims have been Wisconsin and Min¬nesota. Both of these teams havefairly strong outfits, which augerswell for the ability of the Hoosierhoopsters. In Capt. Krueger andBeckner Coach Dean has a pair offorwards who are as good as any¬thing to be displayed in the confer¬ence. The only stumbling block theyare likely to find is their defensewhich never quite measures up totheir offense.Iowa thus far has been showingrare form and pulled the unexpectedlast Monday night by turning the ta¬bles on the strong Purdue quintet.As their first game resulted in a vic¬tory over the Maroons their percent¬age column still reads 1000. McCon¬nell is the team’s star and he is ablysupported by Hogan and Wilcox.Illinois also boasts of an unblem¬ished record, having downed Minne¬sota and Northwestern in quick suc¬cession. In Dorn and Daugheritythe Illini have a pair of forwardswho ring the basket with encourag¬ing regularity.Wisconsin, as usual, is a slow teamin getting started and so a hardone for which predictions can bemade. They have lost to Indianaand defeated Ohio St&te. Michiganis another favorite. Purdue is start¬ing slowly, but may be having one ofits rare off years. Neither Minneso¬ta, Ohio State or Northwestern haveshown sufficient strength to be class¬ed as title contenders, but they arestrong enough to cause trouble inthe ranks of-the leaders.COUNCIL MEETSMembers of the InterfraternityCouncil will meet today at 6 at theD. U. house. Important matterswill be discussed so all members areurged to attend according to BillHarrington, secretary. Meanwell’s RecordIncludes 9 TitlesDr. Walter E. Meanwell, truthful¬ly termed the “Miracle-man of Bas¬ketball,” has established a remark¬able record during his experience oftutoring the cage game at the Uni¬versities of Wisconsin and Missouri,whose teams are the only collegiategroups ever coached by the diminu¬tive mentor.Nine conference titles have beenwon by the little Doctor during hiscoaching career, and only five sea¬sons have been completed withoutannexing championships. In realiz¬ing this unusual record, Meanwellhas won a total of 196 games, andlost but 48, which is an average of14 victories annually.MAROON GYM TEAMPREPARES TO WINANOTHER TITLE CUP“Early practice seems to point foranother strong Maroon gym team,and any team that beats us will bea first-rate outfit,” declared CoachDan Hoffer, yesterday when question¬ed as to the possibilities of anotherchampionship for Chicago.Captain Davidson, Quinn and Nel¬son have been showing exceptionalform in the events which broughtthem fame last year and seem due forheavy honors when the season getsunder way. Benson, Collins, andMcRoy. also veterans from last year’stitle team, and Weaver, a new com¬er, are fast hitting their, stride andwill soon present a combination hardto beat, according to Coach Hoffer.During the last ten years Chicagohas won the conference title seventimes and the national crown twice.This year the Maroons will find stiffcompetition from Minnesota andWisconsin, both of whom threatenedthe locals last year, and are report¬ed to have improved feince then. Fisher, NorthwesternHoerger’s Man AceBy Bob SternJust how the so-called “break inathletic relations” between Chicagoand Northwestern has affected therelations between the athletes of the»two schools will be very easy to dis¬cern tonight at the basketball frayat Evanston in which Norgren’s Ma¬roons will associate intimately withthe boys in purple.Although the two teams have ex¬actly alike one defeat conference rec¬ords the styles that they use in theirplay are almost exactly opposite.Northwestern is more or less of an“off and on” team; Kent’s lads havea woeful habit of putting up a strongoffense in the first of a game to pile-up a topheavy score and then justkeeping the scoring simmering whilethe opposing team crashes throughthe weak Purple defense to win bypoint or so. Chicago’s defense is us¬ually reliable throughout any gamewhile the offense wobbles.Fisher, the Evanston center, seemsto be out for all-conference scoringhonors and his efforts to give hisaverage the necessary boost will bedangerous. But Hoerger has beenpicking up lots of speed in his guard¬ing lately and he may furnish thebushel* to put over Fisher’s light.'lOME TOCORNELL HOTEL5510 Cornell Ave.Homelike SurroundingsReasonable RatesExcellent Dining Service7 A. M. to 8 P. M.WALLY’S COLLEGE SHOP(The Campus for High Class Toggery)5510 Cornell Ave. Phone Fairfax 5400COLLEGE VALET SERVICE We Call for and DeliverRUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P. M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarAt the Sign of the BluePage Four / THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 12, 1927^JWhisfleSwan SongNo more shall I chant when the moodis upon meOf kisses exchanged ’neath the lightof the moon,Of laughing and living, of lovingand learningI’ve sung for the last time my love-stricken tune— had a favourable I. Q., I cease tohave it; if I have ever smiled hap¬pily in contemplation of my intellec¬tual powers, I cease to smile. One ofmy English comp papers has beenreturned, with characteristic critic¬isms, by Teddy Linn!Yours, Terrible TurkYEA FOR SIS—now here’s a girlworth meeting and knowing allabout. I doh’t know who she is—or what she looks like—or why shelikes to spout. But any girl withsuch a logic—gets my mighty shout.—The King’s GangsterAw, Turk, 1 can’t go on, I feel sodarn bad about it. 1 officially joinedthe Going Generation last night;was asked to chaperone a h. s. sleighride party!—MarjolaineTHE Prince of Wale is comingback to visit the University again.What? Has he, too, recollected thathe has been keeping a book out ofE 11!Oh, Oh, Woe, Woe—Me Too!Dear Terrible Turk;Oh, I’m feeling low. My self-re¬spect has sneaked back about four¬teen miles, my hat size has dwindledto skull cap proportions If I ever NEWS about the banner Christ¬mas edition of the Daily Maroonwas carried by the Associated Pressto all parts of the United States.Local optimists have it that the storyeven found its way into the Lawschool.Some of ’Em Jes’ GrowedDear Little Turk:If class room jokes don’t bore youtoo much, consider this gem: Oneof the eminent doctors in the Psy¬chology department was holding forthduring our 1:30 siesta on the factthat stupidity was hereditary in somecases, at which one collegian arousedhimself from his slumber to mutterhoarsely, “That’s a hell of a way for him to talk about his parents!”—WillyA FEW WORDSGirl.?Blonde.,Titian.,Brunette.,And You!Girl. ?Gi'al!—JockoIT is wonderful to be cultured. Aswe lay crumpled up in a corner ofthe Maroon office debating the tra¬ditional Lucky Strike-Camel contro¬versy with the accomplished Mr.Robert Bender, we were approachedby the estimable Mr. B. J. Green,one of our journalistic contempor¬aries. “What,” asked Mr. Green,with a beautiful confidence in ouromniscience among the campus liter¬ati, “are those lovely lines from L’Al¬legro which deal with ‘tripping thelight fantastic toe’? Nobody aroundhere seems to know the quotation.”We thought. We pondered. EvenMr. Bender attempted the innocenttrust which had been placed in us. “My boy,” we said, with that famil¬iarity with the classics which hasearned for us our hosts of friends,“worry no mox*e. The. lines are ina poem by Milton. They may befound in any edition of his works.”Even at this late hour, the exult¬ant Mr. Green returns with the newsthat our literary savoir faire haswon the day. “Yeh,” he says, “notonly did I find what I wanted in thebook you told me, but I saw a lotof other quotations there too!”—TERRIBLE TURKCLASSIFIEDWill furnish front room for two.Private porch. Suite of three roomsfurnished for housekeeping. Can ac¬commodate two or four persons. 5491Greenwood Avenue, 1st apt. Fairfax3712.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009TTSTr ■' ■ ■ "I " ■■■>>>■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ .TTTT-.LASTING THROUGHOUT JANUARYA CLEARANCE SALELWJ 111 IUUU miniii MinimimuMrtMYoung Men’s SuitsAnd OvercoatsTo be well dressed economically isto take advantage of the substan¬tial savings made possible for youby the price reductions in thisJanuary Clearance of \ oung Men’sOvercoats and Suits. If you arealready acquainted with the stand¬ard of workmanship, material andstyling that is characteristicallyMarshall Field & Company’s, youknow what to expect of thesevalues. If you don’t know, an in¬spection of this month’s offeringswill surely settle your “where,what and when to buy” problem.THE OVERCOATSSingle and double-breasted, fly-front and but¬ton through models. Many ot them madeby us. The majority are of imported materials.The Fourth FlootTHE SUITSSingle and double-breasted models, made toour exacting directions. Cheviots, unfinishedworsteds and tweeds included in this group.The Ihira FloutA rimrr rrrr rrrMARSHALL FIELD & COMPANYTHE §TORE FOR MEN ]i his home. Three baths, open fireplace,built in book shelves, frigidaire. Mod¬ ern throughout. Owner leaving;must sacrifice. Hyde Park 2780FOR SALE—Two apt. building.Six-rooms. A beautiful home, 6542Kimbark Ave. Pays for itself. 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For ShreddedWheat is that kind ofa food; rich in all thebody-building, mind-stimulating whole wheatelements you need —and rich in captivatingflavor, too.Try Shredded Wheat today with hot milk or cold, orenjoy it with your favorite fruit for a real cereal feast.SHREDDEDWHEATMAKE IT A DAILY HABSl/ _,L. mm