Military Ballbids are $4 not$3 as announcedyesterday. Campus tc bevisited by Fosdickand Connor soon.Vol. 27. No. 60. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1927WHAT OF T HEARS RALPHCONNOR AT NEXTBANQUEHTB. 15Weyman C. Huckabee MakesTwo-Day Visit HereNext Tuesday Mr. “Zoo”MoorePrefers HaskellTo Prison WorkMr. “Zoo” Moore is the appelationof the gentleman in blue who guardsthe main hall of Hackell Museum,but in spite of his soubriquet he in-An off note was tossed into thenice melody of satisfaction which Ihave composed since the authoritiesamended the lighting situation inHarper reading room, as per my sug¬gestion. Tt was injected into thescore last night by that distinguishedold grad, Nels Fuqua. We were walk¬ing towards the Coffee Shop (nowopen nights, you know) at a ratherlate hour, when suddenly Nels, look¬ing south across the campus, foundan unusual, a jarring note in thepicture. “Why,” he exclaimed, “Har¬per is lit up—with blue lights!” “Yes,”I returned modestly, “The Maroonis responsible for that.” "Then,” saidNels, “The Maroon has put its footin its once again.” “Why?" T asked.“The blue lights,” said he. “are im¬possible. They are entirely out ofplace. Doubtless they, give goodlight in the reading room, but theyspoil Harper for me. they mar itsGothic beauty. For Harper has al¬ways been a thing to be consideredfrom the outside. The old lights threwa soft, creamy glow through thenight. The window’s were haze-goldsquares in the dark in the old days.\nd now it’s all spoiled.” Well, sir,that is something else again to con¬sider.1 am in a course at present whichgoes under the name of “Survey ofthe Renaissance, Wilkins and others"in the university’s general catalogue.The “others” include a lot of theleading minds of the school. Therehardly seems a dull day in prospectall quarter. So far, certainly, therehave been none. Indeed, the -lecturersthe first couple of days caught thefancy of the mob so well that at theend of the hour there were spontan¬eous outbursts of applause. This isall right in its way. In fact, it is thenoble, the right thing to come throughwith after a lecturer has been consist¬ently arresting through an entire hourof talk. Rut what about rewardingthe speaker as he goes along, too? Tknow that at other colleges this isdone—at Columbia, to^ my certainknowledge. The applause therethrough the course of the lecture takeffthe form, not of handclapping, butof tapping lightly on the floor with"tie’s feet. Care is taken to do thisin such a manner that the lecturer isnot startled into an impulse to fleebefore the supposed oncoming thund¬ering herd. I should like to see thist°rni of applause innovated here atthe University, whenever the lecturerturns something especially neatly aswell as the less subtle outbreak at theend of the lecture.i see that Indiana University hasjust completed a survey of the meth-"ds, if any, of fraternity house stew¬ards. The boys engaged in this worldmoving research did the business rath-IT thoroughly. They compiled statis¬tics as to how many little stewards"ent to market with baskets over theirirms, and how many more stayed athome, blissfully snoring far into the'av while the brothers downstairscursed them out at the table. They: >und out how many calories weremissing upon the platters were passed■uul how many were on hand. TheyN"ind out many things. But princi¬pally they found out that the. stew¬ards, taking a general estimate of theMtuation, knew very little about theirbusiness. They found out, therefore.what most of us lay brethren haveknown for a long time. But still, goodmay grow out of the research, for theUniversity has published the resultsits investigations, and those resultsare now available to the rising gen¬eration of stewards, with the idea'bat they will b» spared the mistakestheir predecessars. It is a nice'dea. And still....I wonder. Reverend Charles W. Gordon, bet¬ter known by the non-de-plume ofRalph Connor, which he has used towrite several popular novels, will givethe inaugural speech at the initiationof the new president and officers ofthe Y. M. C. A., to be held in ChicagoFebruary 15.The speaker of the evening, besidesbeing a writer, is a minister of aPresbyterian church in Winnipeg,Canada. In being invited to addressthe meeting which opens the year forthe Y. M. C. A. the minister’s activework in this organization’s branchin Canada was taken into considera¬tion.Other plans for the coming yearhave just been disclosed by the “Y“officials, ft visit of two days is tobe made by Weyman C. Huckabee,traveling secretary, to the branch atthe University. ^On Tuesday', Jan¬uary 11, he is to give a speech atthe Divinity Chapel in the afternoon,•and that night he is to talk to thestudent volunteer group. On Wed-(Continued on page 6)Freshman BoardNames Members;Plans for PartyAt the first meeting of the Fresh¬man Board of Management this quar¬ter, it was decided to hold the secondsocial function of the class late inJanuary. The exact nature of whatwill be given is not known but it willprobably be either a dance or a mixer.Three new members have been se¬lected by the Undergraduate Councilin place of previous Board memberswho have dropped out of school. Theseare Mary Abbott, Richard Grossmanand a third who has not yet beenpicked. The Board now includes Dan¬iel Autrey, chairman; Carol Cundy,Betty Rouse, Gertrud^* Goddard,Mary Abbott, Frank Milchrist, Dex¬ter Masters, Wanzer Brunelle, Mar¬garet Newton. Rosaline Hamm, Ar--thur Abbott, and Richard Grossman.MIDWAY GARDENS TOHOLD GALA NIGHTWEEK FROM SUNDAYOne million dollars worth of dancemusic and eight and one-half suc¬cessive hours of dancing seem suffi-ning until 4:00 in the morning,cient for the most rabid dance-lover.And all of that will be in order forthe International Jazz Carnival to beheld at the Midway Gardens, Sundaynight, January 16. The entertain-ning until 4:00 in the morning.For the interested public a seriesof radio lectures will be broadcast bythe University through WMAQ thismonth. Two evenings a week will bedevoted to departmental lectures.Under the direction of the Zoologydepartment, a series of lectures cov¬ering points in general Zoology willbe given. These lectures will be onthe air for twenty minutes everyThursday evening at 8:05. "Twins’ isthe subject for Dr. H. H. Newman’slecture the 13th. Dr. Carl R. Moorewill speak on the “Biology of Sex”on the 27th.“Religious History” is the subjectof a second group to be broadcast. Thefirst of this series will be given Tues¬day at 8:10. Professor J. M. P. sists that he has never worked in azoo. He has, however, spent two yearsas a guard in the prison shops atJoliet.He declares that he never saw agun while'he was at Joliet and ex¬plains his statement by saying thatno guns are allowed within the wallsfor fear the prisoners might over¬whelm the guard. Irish are in the pre¬dominance in the prison, according toMr. Moore who claims that he cantell a criminal at a glance.FOSDIClTfo VISITUNIVERSITY SOONFamous Preacher to Speak in' Mandel HallHarry Emerson Fosdick, national¬ly famous preacher and author, willvisit the University on Sunday, Jan.30. He will speak in Leon Mandelhall at the morning service.Dr Fosdick is especially famousfor his decided stand as a moderniston all matters of church doctrine,and his generally vigorous preach¬ing. In accepting his new pastoratenear Columbia University, he says inpart, “Do not be easy with me asyour pastor—I shall preach here nodiluted Christianity, but just aspiercing and penetrating a gospel asI can compass.”Two of his books which have wonhim international renown are “TheManhood of the Master,” and“Twelve Tests of Character.”Myres Lectures toClassics Studentson ‘Greek Freedom’“Though there were plenty ofwealthy men in Greece in the fifthcentury, their wealth was never apublic danger,” declared ProfessorMyi’es—John L. Myres, of OxfordUniversity in his talk on “GreekNotions of Freedom,’4given January5.In this talk, the second and thelast of a series given in Classics 10,Professor Myres emphasized the factthat the ancient government ofGreece made use of both the serviceand the wealth of all rich men topromote the common welfare. Thebig question, therefore, in the mindsof the people was not how to acquirewealth, but how to put it to the bestuse. There was no such thing as un¬employment, because there was toomuch to do, the Professor pointedout.Smith of the Oriental Lanuguage de¬partment will speak on “Modern In¬terpretations of the Old Testament.”The “Evolution of Christianity” willbe discussed by Dr. G. B. Smithof the Divinity School the followingweek.Book reviews by Lennox Gray,Frank H. O’Hara -and Robert M.Lovett are scheduled for Tuesdaysat 4:15.Vesper Chimes services will be onthe air every Friday, beginning todayand church services under the direc¬tion of Albert Parker Fitch everySunday at 10:05.Clarence A. Barbour, president ofthe Rochester, New York, Theologicalschool, will preach the sermon on the9th.Lecture Series Broadcast UnderAuspices of Campus Departments Chamberlin Revises Hypothesis ofPlanetesimal Origin of UniverseRevision of the phanetesimal hy¬pothesis, which has been universallycredited by scientists for the pasttwenty yeaars, is now being adjustedto recent astronomical discoveriesby its author, Professor-Emeritus T.C. Chamberlin. In this work he hasbeen assisted by Professor F. R.Moulton of the department of as¬tronomy.Announcement of hypothesis for¬mulated by Professor Chamberlinwas made by him at the annualmeeting of The Geological Societyof America, held in Madison, Wis¬consin recently. This revised con¬ception of the origin of the universewill be made public in the 1923Year Book of Carnegie Institute.The original phanetesimal hypo¬thesis was based on the belief thatthat solar system evolved from spiralnebulae similar to those which areobservable in the milky way. Re¬cent discoveries have shown ttyatthese nebulae are far too large tohave been the origin of such a smallsystem as that which revolves aroundthe sun.It was these discoveries which t dProfessor Chamberlin to revise hisoriginal hypothesis and mould it intothe form in which it now stand*-Facts which have come to light inFirst RehearsalOf Mirror CastISet for MondayRehearsals for the second annualMirror production to be held February11 and 12, will start Monday andTuesday. Those chosen to dance inthe Chinese and Russian ballets andall those in Mr. Frank Parkers’ springdancing classes will report in gymclothes Monday at 3:30 in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall. Every one whohas been picked for the chorus willattend rehearsals Tuesday at 3:30.Mr. Frank Parker, dancing instruc¬tor, is assisted by Clyde Keutzer atthe piano. Additional tryouts forvoice, dancing, and dramatics will beheld today at 3:30. There will be nofinal elimination until Monday.SCIENTIFIC INTERESTFOCUSED ON VENUSIN SEARCH FOR LIFENow that the excitement concern¬ing the inhabitants of Mars is past,the world has turned its attention tothe cloud-covered planet of Venus.In the opinion of Professor W. D.MacMillan of the Astronomy depart¬ment, it is a much wiser choice, forVenus, unlike Mars, has possibilities.“There is little doubt but whatlife is there,” Professor MacMillanstated, “for jyhen conditions havebeen favorable for a sufficient lengthof time, life is always found. Inrespect to age, atmosphere, size, anddistance from the sun this planet ispractically the Earth’s twin, and themean temperature of 125 degrees isnot sufficiently high to prohibit life.”Welcome W. A. A.Members to LodgeThe W. A. A. lodge at Palos Parkwill be opened Friday night for thefirst time to welcome W. A. A. boardmembers. A house pary has beenplanned for this week-end which MissGertrude Dudley will be hostess. Themembers will be joined on a final hikeSunday afternoon by a party of stu¬dents leaving the Englewood stationat 1:45. the past few years form the founda¬tion for this, the most recent expla¬nation of the origin of the manygalaxies of stars which are nowknown to exist. Professor Chamber¬lin’s conception endeavors to answerthe questions arising as a result ofthese discoveries. Chamberlin titleshis paper, “Working Concepts Ap¬propriate to an Earth of Planetesi¬mal Origin.”The other members of the Uni¬versity geology department also de¬livered papers relating to the parti¬cular divisions of geology in whichthey are authorities.ORGANIZE LOCALPICTUREJBUREAUHouse New Department InBillings HospitalOne of the most crying needs ofthe University has been satisfiedwith the announcement that a depart¬ment of photography has been or¬ganized under the University Press.With the opening of the new de¬partment, all of the departments ofthe University will cease to be de¬pendent upon outside photographers.Space has been provided in the newBillings hospital and the deartmentis expected to open with the hospitalabout March first.Mr. Arthur Q. Morrison, formerlycommercial photographer and nowmicro-photographer with Bausch-Lamb, has been called to head thedepartment.Photostatic work, lantern slides,enlarging, reducing, and reproduc-(Continued on page 4)Announce Officersof Newly OrganizedDebate AssociationThe members of the Executivecommittee of the recently formedDebating Association have been an¬nounced. President, Marvin Scha¬fer; vice-president, V. F. Coe; secre¬tary, Margaret Knox;business man¬ager, Hal Arden; assistant businessmanager, Donald Rosenthal.The committee was formed withprovision for representation by allthree debating organizations, theMen’s Speakers Glub, the Women’sSpeakers Club, and the FreshmanForum. The'faculty advisor andcoach is Prof. Burtt, under whosegeneral supervision the Associationworks. He has be^n coaching thedebating team for its first intersec¬tional debate on January 24.EVENING NEWSPAPERSREAD DAILY MAROONThe Daily Maroon from now onis to circulate in a new sphere. Inaddition to being read by Universitystudents and friends, the Maroonhas been subscribed to by the Athle¬tic Department for four Chicagopapers: The Daily News, ^Tie Eve¬ning Post, The Daily Journal, andThe Evening American. Reporterson these papers have asked for theMaroon in order to obtain informa¬tion on University activities andathletics. Among the men interest¬ed is George Swift of the News,TORCH MEETSThe Torch, freshman discussiongroup, announces that its first meet¬ing during the winter quarter willbe held in new quarters. The groupwill meet for lunch at 12:15, Tuesdayin the Commons and after filling theirlunch trays will convene in the littleroom on the 57th Street side. SET $4 FEE ONTICKETS; APPOINTCOMMITTEE AIDSMinature Sabres Selected AsFavors for MilitaryBallContrary to the announcementyesterday that tickets to the annualMilitary ball would be sold for threedollars, members of Crossed Cannonin charge of the dance made a state¬ment today that it was true that theprice had been reduced, but it wasto four dollars. Last year thetickets for the Army affair sold forfive dollars.Announcement of committees to¬day brought the plans for the affairnearer completion. Miniature metalsabers have been selected as favorsfor the women.The committees selected are:Program and orchestra, GeraldBench, John Chumasero, Ethel Brig-nal, Alice Wiles; Publicity, EldredNeubauer, William Lintb, MadgeChild, Ruth Burtis; Decorations, BenPatterson, Melvin Abrainson, GeorgeWilliams, Peggy Dee, Barbara Cook;Tickets and Invitations, HaroldKoerber, Betty Graham; Refresh¬ments and Entertainment, WallieMarks, Harold Schwede, DorothyLow, Francis Lawton.University WomenMeet Here forVocational AdvicePlans for (the conference on voca¬tional guidance f or university wom¬en, which will be held Jan. 26, call forpersonal interviews rather than grouplectures by the occupational experts"Who have been invited to give thebenefit of their experience. MissMargaret Burns is chairman on thecommittee which has been appointedby the Women’s University councilto conduct the conference.In order that women interested .rthe conference may obtain interviews,it will be necessary to register »at theoffice of Mrs. Flint, 207 Cobb hall.Registration will open next Wednes¬day, and may be done between thehours of 9 to 12, and 2 to 3.GHANDI BIOGRAPHERENTERS UNIVERSITYTO CONTINUE STUDYHaridas Muzumdur of Bombay,India, friend and biographer ofGhand, and author of “Ghandthe Apostle,” has registered to dograduate work in sociology thisquarter in the University.He came to the United States in1920 with a desire to bring about abetter understanding between the, Orient and the Occident, and tostudy Occidental conditions and cul¬tural attitudes.• After preparatory work in NewYork and a lecture tour through theeastern and middleern States, Mr.Muzumdur entered NorthwesternUniversity where ✓ he received hisBachelor of Arts degree in 1925, andhis Master of Arts degree in sociol¬ogy in 1926. He will probably workfor his Doctor’s degree while atChicago.Von Vogt Talk* On“Culture and Art*”“National Culture and the Arts”will be discussed by Dr. Von OgdenVogt, president of the Renaissancesociety, at a tea to be given by theArt Club next Wednesday from 4 to6 in Ida Noyes hall. The tea hasbeen planned to acquaint all newstudents in the Art department withthe organization.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1927iatlg ittarmmFOUNDED IN 1961THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Abtnmn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March IS.1S06. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material«nnearing in this paper World News' DigestBy Dexter W. MastersToday marks the inaugural of thetransatlantic telephone on somethingapproaching a practical basis. It maybe recalled that in 1926 the first two-way communication was carried on be¬tween the United States and GreatBritain over the radiophone, the in¬ tricacy of which made it decidedlyimpracticable. The present arrange¬ment, put through by the AmericanTelephone and Telegraphy Company,resembles the radiophone but slightlyand, while ft will cost $25 per min¬ute of conversation, holds every pos¬sibility of developing into a worth¬while and commonly-used instrument.The first official talk will be be¬tween Walter S. Clifford, president ofthe American Telephone and Tele¬graph Company, and Sir G. EvelynP. Murphy secretary of the British general post-office. Following thatthe patron who made the first appli¬cation yesterday and whose identityhas not been revealed by the Companywill be the privileged first user of thephone. Officials are expecting anamount in excess of $6,000 to be tak¬en in as the result of the first day’scalls which will be permitted onlyhetwcen the hours of 8:30 in themorning and 1 in the afternoon.Again from Washington comesnews of dissention in the House of Representatives. This time, vAiile thewar between Secretary Mellon and hisaccusers on the subject of poisonedalcohol is disagreeably fresh, it is con¬cerned with the naval appropriationbill. President Coolidge has announcedhis disapproval of any such bill but ap¬parently received little respect fromthe representatives, who proceeded toover-rule his budget’s demands andadopt an amendment to the navalsupply bill which provides $2C0,0()0for the construction of a dirigible t >(Continued on page 6)OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUic AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office. Midway 0800. Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the WeNtern Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson Managing EditorMilton H- Kreines Business ManagerJohn P. Howe Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones... News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus.. Assistant Sports EditorB. J. Green - Day EditorMilton Mayer....... Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern ..Day EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising Manage*Eldred L. Neubauer Advertising Managerrred Kretschmer Circulation Manage*Burton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. MgtRobert Fisher . Sophomore AssistantJoseph Klitzner Junior AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTHE OPEN DOORA N UNSEASONAL afternoon in January was approachingthe time of twilight, and the campus was engraying itselfmoment by moment. As the brisk chill and bloodish sun lulleddaylight away and the marionettes of night awakened, there hadfallen over all of us a contentment—a springtime contentment,—and a weariness born of dreams of the champaigns of flowers andblossoms of May fell over us, and the green grass beneath thebrown earth called to us.“McCheesecake/’ murmured the Chairman of the EditorialBoard, “McCheesecake—” The Chairman of the Editorial Boarddragged himself to an open window, breathed of the sweetnessof the plaintive air, smelled of the sweetness of the unborn flowers“McCheesecake, old sport, let us call it a day."“A day,” we whispered musingly.” Ah, yes, a day.”“Let us go, say, to the Coffee Shop.”‘•‘The Coffee Shop,” we idled placidly. Ah, yes, the CoffeeShop.”, ;t IOutside there was rolling cloudily the first installment ofa clear, crips night, a night such as you would paint for loverson the Ganges, or the shores of the Arden, or in Paradise. Neverhad nature mantled herself with so exotic a nightfall, never haddaggers of gray and streaks of red and hazes of brown formed sotranquil a setting, so narcotic a spell.It was 4:45 by the clock when we entered the Coffee Shopand sunk into a dfowsy corner. We needs must hurry for theCoffee Shop closed at 5. But the soporific balm took its toll, andas though we had tasted the lotus, we sunk into the pallid obli¬vion of sleep.#We awakened with the echo of the “Alma Mater” driftingfrom the campanile above. Six minutes past ten, the chimes toldus. . Six minutes past ten!“McCheesecake,” the Chairman of the Editorial Boardwheezed gropingly, “McCheesecake, we are locked in.”Locked in! We raised our heads, rubbed our eyes, and—lo!—In one corner a band of jolly campus fellows were bawling“Brave Amherst,” and the welkin of good cheer rang roundlyfrom another comer to the tune of “Drink a Highball at Night¬fall.” Through the smoke there pealed coeducational laughterfrom every side.We stole out unobserved. The glory of the night had palednot a whit.“McCheesecake,” the Chairman of the Editorial Boardhissed, “it ain’t natterel. There ain’t, antithetically speaking, nosech animal. We have won a boon for our fellow men. Victorymy friend, has laid her sweet hand upon the brow of The DailyMaroon. Victory, McCheesecake, is sweet.”“Victory, the word fairly purred. “Ah, yes, victory.” Andas the moon dropped another niche to the east, or in whateverdirection the moon drops, “We’ll demand an open door to theCoffee Shop until midnight.” Wjm 0d linrsljtpTHE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDEN VOGT. MinisterSUNDAY, JANUARY 911 A. M. “LIVELY LIVING.”6 P. M. C HANNING CLUB.Reports of The MilwaukeeStudent Meetings.ThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 5642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Office HourS: 9:30 to 12 a. m.Reynolds Club 2 to 5 P. M.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conferenceFirst PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY- BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversitySermon—The Father-GodThe Church, Kimbark at 64thSermon—The Modern Manand the BookHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchRalph Marshall DavisMinister.10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 A. M. Sermon—Differ andDefer.4 P. M. White Christmas Ser¬vice.“The Critic and the H**art”5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society7:30 P. M.—The Seat of the Scorn¬ful.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago's Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCharles W. GilkeyNorris L. Tibbetts10:00 A. M.—College Class11:00 A. M.—Morning Worship8:00 P. M.—Evening Worship.6:00—Young Peoples Church ClubTea and Social Hour7:00—Undergraduate Club forWomen.Men’s Club—“Present Happen¬ings in China.”J. M. Yard, West China UnionUniversity.8:00—Evening Service, Mr. Yard.9:00—Home Parties. A Hearty Weltome To UniversityPeople at theHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.Willis Laiten Goldsmith, Pastor10:00 A. M. Discussion Class:“Is Christianity Workable?”1 1 :0Q A. M. Worship andsermon: “The One and theMany."6:00 P. M. Scrooby Clubfor young people.University Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES.MinisterBASIL F. WISE,Director of MusicSermon. 1 1 :00 A. M. “TheQuestions We Ask.” TheFirst of a Series of Sermonson Religious Thought.5:45 P. M.—Wranglers—“AMusical Program.This Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to makereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as the jday’s work. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH ST.“Where You're a Stranger Only Once.”C. E. PAULAUS. Pwtor9:45 a. m.—Bible Sfhool.11:00 a. m.—Communion Serviceand Sermon. “What Confession oiChrist Includes.” will be lead bySiegfried Weng (student).6:00 p. m.— Vesper Tea. Thishour offers you a splendid opportun¬ity to meet with friends.6:45 p. m.—The Luther League.7:45 p. m.—Sermon and Com¬munion Service.St. Paul’s on theMidway(Universalists)l60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister“The church that is differ¬ent.” You are invited toshare its day by day servicesin faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m Bible Study1 1 :00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion Group EPISCOPALThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. PhD.,Student ChaplainServicesSundays--Holy Communion. 8:00 a. m.,at the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Days—Holy Com¬munion. 7:00 a. m.. at the Church House.* * *The Church of.The Redeemer5(th and RlaekstoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS, D. D,5550 Blarkstone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Dorchester AvenueTel. Fairfax 3924Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. m. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.* • *St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GROBBSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Young People's Supper, 5:30 p. m.Evening Service. 7:45 p. «n.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of therightTHE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Jan. 9th, at 11 a. mMR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill sgeak onIs War Ever Justifiable?Or Are the Quakers Right?All seats freeVisitors cordially welcomeERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday afternoon at 3:15SIDNEY HILLMANof New YorkPresident Amalgamated ClothingWorkers of America“Has Collective BargainingAny Substitute?”Questions from the AudienceALL STUDENTS ARE INVITEDSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schnell, Associate Pastor1 1 :00 A. M. “An Impregnable Man.”7:45 P. M. Organ Recital.8: P. M. “When God Laughs at Us.”Make This Your Church Home.Look for the Tower®}at 3s Splitting Ulnrth?tThe better things of life can not be measured in dollars andcents, but are of value in bringing man to higher thoughts andgreater achievements.Disciples of ChristWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th St. *GILBERT S. COX, PastorMorning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject, “The Mistakes ofMoses.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject, “Did The Whale Swallow Jonah?”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE. Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNPage Three THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1927Books * * * * Theatre * * *Hercules-Archibald Makes Bow In!Haskell Museum; Causes DisasterGraduate S. S. A.School Marks 25Years of WorkThis year marks the twenty-fifthveor of work of the Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration, theyoungest of the University’s profes¬sional schools.In 1901 Dr. Graham Taylor of theChicago Common established an "In¬stitute of Social Science” as part ofthe Extension Division of the Univer¬sity. In this undertaking Dr. Taylorhad the support of President Harperand Professor Henderson of the Uni¬versity, Miss Julia C. Lathrop ofHull House, and on the financial side,Victor Lawson of the Daily News.Independent of UniversityLater the Institute became indepen¬dent of the University and was knownas the “School of Civics and Philan¬thropy,’ ’but in 1920 it was moved tothe Quadrangles and its work wascombined with that of the Philan¬thropic Service Division of the Schoolof Commerce and Administration.Several important investigationshave been completed by the Schoolstaff during the past year, includinga study of the Juvenile DetentionHome for the Citizens’ Committee ap¬pointed by the President of theCounty Board, a study of the Chi¬cago Orphan Asylum, a report onPopulation Growth in the ChicagoRegion, and a study of the “Incomeand Budgets of the Families of Un¬skilled Wage Earners in Chicago.”Advantages to StudentsThe students of the School havethe advantage of supplementing theprofessional curriculum by the grad¬uate courses in the Social Science de¬partments.Among the instructors of the Schoolare Miss Edith Abbot, Dean of theGraduate School of Service Schooland professor of Social Economy;Miss Sophonisba Breckinridge, pro¬fessor of Social Economy; Miss Eliza¬beth Dixon, supervisor of field workand instructor in case work, and MissLou-Eva Longan, head of the Univer¬sity of Chicago settlement and assist¬ant in Social Economy.SOCIALLYSPEAKINGWinter quarter, the season of frat¬ernity formats, Military Ball andWashington Prom has begun, and al¬ready the campus is buzzing withplans.The time-honored struggle for ball¬rooms and orchestras is facing thefraternity world. The cautious andforesighted have even made theirdates, some times weeks and monthsahead. Girls are beginning to askeach other “Have you a date forProm yet?” and to worry over theawful problem of whom to ask to theirclub party.This week-end is not very popu¬lar, however. Everyone seems to betrying to recover from the effects ofholiday festivities and strenuous NewYear’s celebrations, so there is onlyone big party scheduled. That is theMortar Board dinner dance given bythe pledges for the active members. Itis to be held tonight in Glencoe at thehome of Barriet McNeille. Tonightalso, the Achoth alumnae are givinga bridge party in Ida Noyes.Saturday night, there will be nocampus parties, but the Drake andSouth Shore will probably have largenumbers of our more serious pleasureseekers, with the Blackhawk not farbehind them.Columbus U. GivesExam Records of ’42To the modern University stu¬dents the exams and quizzes of 35years ago recorded at ColumbusMissouri seem strange.Such annuoncements as the fol¬lowing appeared in the daily, “Theexamination of the Columbia Femaleacademy will take place at theUnion church on the last Thursdayand Friday of March. Patrons andfriends are invited to attend."On exam day frightenen youngladies of the acadeemy would shylyifive their views on life. Ten CommandmentsBy E. W. MacNAIR1 Thou shalt have no otherthoughts before thy exact pur¬pose considering thy audienceand they occasion.2 Thou shalt not commit a dullspeech. Color in thy verbs, con¬creteness and dramatic situa¬tions thou shalt seek with all thystrength and all thy mind, andthy humor as thy wealth.3 Thou shalt not kill thy audiencewith longwindedness.4 Honor thy rule of three that thythought may be clear and struc¬tural.5 Thou shalt not steal off with¬out leaving a sentiment.6 Thou shalt not take the thoughtof thy speech in vain tor thyaudience will not hold himguiltless who wanders from histheme.7 Remember thy final point tokeep it wholly above the rest.8 Thou shalt not hear false poly¬syllables. v9 Thou shalt not covet thy neigh¬bor's style, or Ms jokes, or hisbrass, or any idea that is thyneighbor’s.10 Thou shalt not make thee acraven image in thy first im¬pression.ON THE BOARDSAnother play has come to town toraise our eye-brows and to maintainour parents’ belief irt the evils ofthe stage.At the Adelphi Theater, A. H.Woods is presenting Florence Reedin “The Shanghai Gesture," the playin four acts by John Colton, co¬author of “Rain," which has startedthe Gothamites for a solid year, dur¬ing its New York run.In “The Shanghai Gesture" Mr.Colton has achieved what many havecalled the modern masterpieces ofmelodrama. Considered from thestandpoint of drama that will pro¬duce finer lives and character “TheShanghai Gesture" is nil. But as ashow that pulls you out of yourseat, makes you wring your hands,and wipe the sweat from your face“The Shanghai Gesture” is “allthere”.Technically the show’ is unique fora Chicago audience. It contains fouracts and three climaxes. All theaction takes place in Shanghai, inthe house of convenience of astrange and magnificeant womanwhose fame is as wide as the Orient,and whose power is felt and dreadedthrough all the great secret that isChina. The central role, that ofMother Goddam, promises to becomethe n.ost memorable portrait in MissReed’s glittering career.Kansas StudentDefends MoralsMinds at CollegeBy CHARLES F. SCOTT, Jr.(Student at the University of Kansas)The University of Kansas, situatedas it is, atop the highest apex ofMount Oread, offers a somewhatdreaded problem to the thousands ofperplexed parents who every yearwonder about the place of higherlearning to which they should sendtheir equally perplexed offspring.The most important question whichthey seek to solve is the one "da¬tive to the evils, sins and temptationswhich constantly surround the easilybeguiled students at the state's largestschool. The supposed drinking infraternities and smoking and pettingin sororities form subjects for consid¬erable discussion.“They are so close to that naughtyKansas City that 1 just know my Johnwill spend all his time there,’’ wailsMrs. Mother-of-a-Prospect ive-Futurc-K.-U.-Alumnius.Ignorance, that enemy of all truth,should be hedl responsible for much.The anxious mother does not knowthat classes are held each day in thebuildings provided for that pirp »s;at Lawrence, rather than at the Ho¬tel Muelbach in Kansas City. By Ruth G. DanielMost people, women in particular, iplace all mice and rats in a certainparticular category; they think ofthem as beasts or curs or vermin orbrutes, in a word—terrifying crea¬tures!I hate mice. I love all people whohate mice. I understand why somewomen scream in frenzy and scam¬per for the nearest chair when a jok¬ing friend shouts “There’s a mouse!"I understand why some men drawback involuntarily for a second whena mouse pokes his head through acrack in the wall.As I say, I hate mice—I hate allmice. But one small, pick-nosedtribe in particular. They are slink¬ing, inveracious devils; they are myenemies.The Mouse AppearsHercules-Archibald came to me inthe library. I have dubbed himthus, for I thoroughly dislike bothnames. I was slumped down, sittingalmost on the nape of my neck, in ahardwood straight-backed chair, withno rests for my arms, with no rungsfor my feet. My coat hung cape-fashion across my shoulders; a sheafof loose papers lay across my knees.I was alone; I was uncomfortable, Iwas unhappy, and I was endeavor¬ing to take notes from Wells’ ‘Out¬line of History,’ first edition. Sud¬denly I heard a noise behind me—an irksome, grating, scuffing sound.Curious, I glanced back. There, buttwo feet away, stood a mouse, glar¬ing ferociously at me, ready to advance.I screamed, it was the conventionalthing to do; I flung my arms wide.The chair, but I was no longer in it,fell with a crash; my precious notes,two pages of them, (I never did findthe second page) were scatteredabout; the top of my fountain-penwas gone. There I sat on the floor—alone; Hercules-Ai*chibald, thecoward, had fled. And, unlike whatwould have happened in one of Mr.Grimm’s fairy tales, no one came toassist me, for I was alone in an al¬cove of Haskell library, and it wassix o’clock.I swore, Yes. I used ail the wordsI know—two. Oh how I swore withboth of them! You can see how an¬gry I was.Remains to WatchBut I was no coward; I was de¬termined to remain. I picked up allthat I found on the floor—my book,an old eraser, my coat, a last week’sMaroon, two rubber bands, and awad of gum—and again settled my¬self to re-read page two. Afterwaiting a few’ minutes, I lookedagain at the book on the bottomshelf around whose musty coverHercules-Archibald had poked hishead.And there he stook once more—asmall, gray mouse, with a pink noseand two shining yellow eyes. Hewore a dove-green tuxedo with apurple vest, and carried a red Prince-of-Wales hat. He stared at me. But,as I have said, I was no coward; Istared back. He winked his lefteye. I stared. He winked his righteye. Still, I stared. Then he wink¬ed both his eyes. As before, I star¬ed, entranced. Then Hercules-Arch¬ibald did a most peculiar thing. Hestood up on one little foot; he pir¬ouetted; he waltzed; he pointed histoes; he horn-piped; he jigged; heCharlestonned; he hung by his tailfrom a nail on the wall; he stood onhis head.The Mouse SpeaksThen, as precipitantly as he hadstarted, Hercules-Archibald stopped.He walked back to his musty volumeof Hopkins. He stood erect as ageneral; he placed one hand on hiship, the other he pointed directly atme. Then he spoke:“Young lady," he said in a voiceclear and strong, a radio-announcervoice, “This is the night of the Pink-Nosed Mice Tribe’s Annual Ball.You are intruding, for it is to takeplace in this alcove, the ’Bal Tabarinof Haskell library. Did you not seethe announcement in today’s issue ofthe Daily Maroon? It was the ban- Sociologists StepInto Limelight InNew Non-FictionAmong the new non-fiction booksreleased recently by the Uni**rsityPress, appear a list of eight workswhich should be of special interestto the sociologist and the social sci¬entists. The books represent first¬hand investigations, and pioneerwork which is valuable and forwhich there has been a definite needfelt for some time.Important among this group ofbooks is “Historical Aspects of theImmigration Problem” by Edith Ab¬bott, dean of the school of SocialService and Administration. It isa collection of source material forstudents of immigration, and relatesto the history of immigration before1882.E. W. Burgess’ “The Urban Com¬munity” together with the earlierpublication “The City” are the near¬est to approaches to a textbook inurban sociological achievement thusfar.The list also includes the newquarterly magazine, “The SocialService Review" edited by Edith Ab¬bott and Sophonisba P. Brecken-ridge, “The Gang” by Frederick M.Thrasher, and “The Consumers’ Co¬operative Movement in Illinois” byColston E. Warne form anothergroup of sociological reading matter.Mowrer’s “Family Disorganization,”Margold’s “Sex Freedom and SocialControl” and “Intelligent Parent¬hood” by a group of contributors.ner story. Ah—young lady, youshould read campus publications. Un¬derstand me, I do not intend to berude. I have watched for an hour,hoping that you would leave. I at¬tempted to scare you away, but youseemed determined to remain. I donot pretend to flatter, but I tell youfrom experience that she is indeed astudious young lady who will not befrightened away from her studies bya mouse. Why not leave your textbooks for one evening? You willpass the test tomorrow even if youdo not cram tonight. Go home now;read the new’ Cosmopolitan. Takemy advice, young lady, I mean itkindly, for our tribe has advisedthousands of university studentswho have been graduated with PhiBeta Kappa honors. Go home.”Hercules-Archibald bowed low,and then turned back to his home,the front wall of which was ‘Hop-kin’s History of Religions.’The Advisor DisappearsA book dropped. I shuddered. Istrained my eyes in an endeavor tosee my self-appointed advisor; butthe bottom shelf was empty, save formoldy biblical volumes. I laughedover what had ostensibly been but afantasy. Nevertheless, I took mydream-mouse at his word, and leftHaskell for home and a hot chickendinner. That evening I read onestory in the new “Hearst’s Interna¬tional and Cosmopolitan” magazine,and then fell asleep.Three days later I went hastilyand determinedly to the ’Bal Tabar¬in of Haskell. I placed my chairdirectly in front of the first shelf,south wall, in front of the valume byHopkins. I waited. I cut two class¬es in order to sit in that alcove inHaskell library resolutely at a pointthree inches above the ground. Butfinally, my stalwai’t heart was re¬warded ; a small pink nose was thrustaround the corner of the book. StillI waited. One small foot appeared,then another. As before, I waited.At last, Hercules-Archibald, or oneof his tribe, stood before me in fullform. He winked; I smirked. Then,dexterously, I threw a huge Encyclo¬pedia at him. Of course, I missedhim; but my ire was somewhat ap¬peased. You see, I had flunked theexam.Terrifying creatures, you say?Bah! Sneaking swine! CARICATURESBy George Leo GruskinI would draw caricatures in NatureOf moods that live and die beneathmy masque;Assigning to a set nomenclatureEach fancy varying with my earth¬ly task.Now, seething with rage I wouldproduceA knotted Oak, its branches twinedin pain....Grizzled and scarred.. with acornsfluttered loose...Its roots tangled in darkness....thirsting for rain...And then again, when happy inconceitI would grow a tall poplar on a hillA solitary figure at whose feetThe woods in reverence were everstill.So, too, if sometime l should wantto dieI’d paint myself a cloud that fromthe world had fled...Floating to nowhere out across theskyUntil at last its earthly life wasdead.iOFF THE SHELFTwo new novels, neither of whichis superior, but both if which arewell worth the reading have attract¬ed the attention of our reviewers thisweek.“King In Nomanie”“Kings in Nomanie” is an insouci¬ant little play whose five short actstell an unimportant tale of a king anda bootblack, a sort of rewrite of MarkTwain’s story of Tom Canty. Themost human characters encounteredare those definitely labeled as “Outof the Play”, they are the herald andthe stage hands.Mr. Wilde seems to have a knackfor providing a background for hisaction in a very few’ words, while hisdialogue is wrell constructed.“The Last Day”The eternal triangle—the subjectfor plots of numerous books—hasagain been employed. This time it isby Beatrice Kean* Seymour in “TheLast Day.”The author has cleverly broughtinto the book a history of severalyears within the limited setting of oneday. She accomplishes the purpose ofher story very skillfully by the use ofwell handled narration. Possibly thestrong point of the book lies in thefact that it is an interpretation of mod¬ern life.“Galahad”Another reviewer had said in com¬paring “Galahad” and “Helen ofTroy,” “it is the same trick with newcards.” Nevertheless it is as interest¬ing as its famous predecessor.The two important women in thestory, Guinivere and Elaine, arechangeable, rather flighty creatures.Likewise Galahad loses some of theglamour that has surrounded him sincehe first made his arrearance. Despiteits faults the book is interesting, andwe shall still continue to look forwardto Mr. Erskine's future offerings.Michigan StudentsHave Few RulesThere always have been and therealways will be few rules against Uni¬versity of Michigan students if thepresent laissez-faire policy is con¬tinued.Forty years ago the absence ofgovernment was so striking that anarticle by one of the students ap¬peared in the Sun, campus daily tothe effect that the University ofMichigan seemed to have but tworules; first, that no student shall setfire to any of the college buildings,and second, that under no circum¬stance shall any student kill a mem¬ber of the faculty.NOTICEThere will be band practice nextTuesday, January 11. « Social“Cinema Has NotAffected SpokenStage ’’-ProducerBy Edward Corrigan” I he motion-picture has remainedcomparatively disconnected from theother branches of the theatre, and sohas not and probably will not destroythe popularity of the legitimate stage,”said Mr. H. J. Powers, owner of theIllinois and Blackstone theatres, ina recent interview.Long Theatrical ExperienceMr. Powers’ theatrical experiencecovers about forty years, so that heshould know about these things. Hecan still remember what happenedway back when the old Powers theatrethan called Hooly's, was consideredmodern. Actors and plays which mostpeople either never heard of, or for¬got years ago remain prominent fig¬ures with him. He has hanc'led ev¬ery type of production, including themoving picture.“Yes,” the producer asserted. “Ibelieve that the spoken stage, if any¬thing, is more popular today than iiever was, Artistically, the cinemahasn’t had even the slightest effectupon the other branches of the thea¬tre. The stage now may be more sen¬sational than it was twenty yearsago, and the musical comedy is muchmore popular than formerly, but Iam unwilling to say that the movieshave caused this condition either byeducating people to the sensational| or in any other way. All sorts ofthings, have caused it, and especiallythe increased theatre-going amongless educated people.”Cinema's Financial EffectFinancially, however, Mr. Powersbelieves that the cinema really hasaffected the other forms. It has pop¬ularized the theatres, and broughtthem within the ken of the bourgoise.In the nineties play-going was eitherregarded as something soft and rath¬er intellectual or something so wick¬ed that self respective people neverattended. This opinion no longerholds. Now the theatre going publicis legion. Now every one attendsshows.“This,” concluded Mr. Powers, “ifyou ask me, is about the only realinfluence that the movies have hadupon the legitimate stage, and it sure¬ly isn’t in any way a destructive iivfluence.”Student “Supe” InOpera Tells AboutBack Stage TurmoilBy LOLA VOLKOFFMany people enjoy going to seeand hear the opera and afterwardsexclaim, “How beautiful it was!Everything in its place and nothingextra! But they do not realize howmuch confusion and *oustle there isbehind scenes in order to make thespectator enjoy himself. From thestars down to the last “supe” excite¬ment is felt in the air.The stage is not without its un¬expectedly humorous occurances. Forinstance, on the opening night of thepresent season, Groldo Lindi, whilesinging his impassioned aria “Ce¬lestes Aida,” happened to strike aslippery place on the floor and slidforward almost landing on his noseand narrowly escaping injuries.Several years ago in the ,last actof “Tosca,” Rosa Raisa was lean¬ing over Mario who had been shot,when by some luckless accident shestruck her elbow into the tenor’sstomach. Mario, shocked by thesuddenness of the occurrence liftedhis feet up in the air. Thinking hecould keep the audience from realiz¬ing what had happened, he movedhis legs as though he were havingpre-death convulsions.ENTERTAIN DAMESCLUB AT MEETINGDames club will meet Saturday «;3:00 in Ida Noyes hall for a businessand social meeting. Entertainmentwill be furnished by Abram Mozur,violinist of the Girvin School ofMusic, and Mrs. Chester Gould, vo-I calist.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1927FIND NOTED POETCOMPOSER ON CAMPUSIN PHYSIOLOGY DEPT. Vox PopBy Thomas ParkNot all of the poets and song¬writers of this world live abroad oreven in other parts of the country,for we have in our midst a very tal¬ented poet in the personage of Mr.John B. Breen, supply keeper in theDepartment of Physiology. This manhas been working at the Universitybetween 14 and 15 years, and cameto this country when he was 15 yearsold from his home in Liverpool, Eng¬land.The story of Mr. Breen’s poeticalcareer is interesting for he seems tohave had experiences which are far;different from those of the averageprson. Unlike many poets he didnot begin to write until he was 51years of age, when his first piece, j“The Raw-food Man” was publish- jed.He claims that he never knew thathe could write until he heard a manlecture on “Raw’ Foods” which soimpressed him that he was successfulin writing his first composition aboutthis subject. One thing lead intoanother, and although he has noknowledge of rythm or meter, by hisowrn admission, he is today mi au¬thor of a number of very creditablepoems and songs.Organize LocalPicture Bureau The EditorThe Daily MaroonMy Dear Sir:In a recent editorial you calledattention to the space limitations ofthe Cashier’s Office and offered sug¬gestions for improvement.Unfortunately, one means bywhich most students could avoid de¬lay payment of fees was overlooked,as there is no necessity for a largeproportion of the students to spendany time at all in the Cashier’s officeduring the opening week of theQuarter. A check, draft or moneyorder for fees may be sent by mail—in fact that procedure not only savesthe student trouble, but is muchmore acceptable to this office. In¬formation helpful to those who wishto pay by mail may be found on thebulletin boards.Other foresighted students paytheir fees and secure laboratorytickets and other supplies prior tothe opening of the Quarter. Stillothers have noted that the peak loadin the office comes at the close of theclass hour and they make it a pointto transact their business here inthe middle of a vacant period.The Cashier’s Office occupies thesame space as that assigned to it in1912. By 1916 it was taxed at the opening of each quarter. Experi¬ments were made along the line ofdistributing tellers in various build¬ings—Blaine Hall and at the ticketbooths in the West Grand Stand.These were unsuccessful because ofmany difficulties arising from de¬centralization and limitations of thekind of space available. In 1925some relief came from the arrange¬ment for central registration atBartlett Gymnasium where tempo¬rary quarters were available fortellers. Unfortunately, this spacecan be used only in the Summer andAutumn Quarters. There remainthe periods at the beginning of theWinter and Spring Quarters whenthe Cashier’s activities are still con¬fined to the space provided in thePress Building.It seems pro'oable that Further re¬lief in the matter of space will be.deferred until the University has anAdministration Building. In spiteof space limitations, however, thereare not the long lines or long waitsof two years ago or even last yearand to this extent your article ismisleading.Constant effort is made for im¬provement in equipment and(Continued from page 1)ing, micro-photographic, and generalphotography are representative ofthe types of work that will be done.Services of draughtsmen will be em¬ployed in making of charts.Rollin D. Hemens of the press de¬partment, under whom this branchhas been organized, states, “Thestudio is instituted for the use of alldepartments of the University. Thisfact will be especially appreciatedby the science divisions.”HAWKS HAVE NEATHOME COURT RECORDIowa City, la., Jan. 7.—No West¬ern Conference baskeball games havebeen lost by the University of Iowateams on their own court since March3, 1925. Seven consecutive victoriesare on the records. Michigan willmenace this winning streak here Jan¬uary 14.OFFICIAL NOTICEMrs. Goodspeed announces an openhouse tea Sunday from 3:30 until 7at Ida Noyes hall for the facultymembers and graduate students of themedical school. POMFRETis anAllOWIRTwith anARROWCD O JL. JLon it. It is made of a finegenuine English Broad¬cloth that retains itsnice, silk-like finish.It pays to insist onArrows, because by sodoing, you get the bestthat there is in shirts,collars and materialsASK YOUR DEALER methods. Mechanical devices forwriting receipts have been devisedand installed and as a result thetime required for each transactionhas been cut in half. Other improve¬ments have been introduced with theresult that during the present weekthere have been few' occasions in¬deed on which any considerable linehas waited before any fee windowand the average waiting time forany individual has been less than hewould encounter at his bank. Oneexception to the above will withoutdoubt occur on the afternoon of thelast day for payment, at which timethe office will be crowded by thosewho have left the matter until theeleventh hom*.At many intervals there are nostudents at the windows. For in¬stance between 12:00 and 12:30,which constitutes a portion of thelunch hour to which you refer, thereare few transactions. Last year wetried out the plan of remaining openthroughout the lunch period, but theamount of business done was incon¬sequential and did not justify con¬tinuance.It seems reasonable to believe thatthe situation described in your edi¬ torial would be materially improvedif the students resorted to the simpleexpedient of paying fees by mail orof timing their visits here to avoidthe rush at the close of a class pe¬riod.Very truly yours,William J. Mather bark Avenue and Hyde Park BaptistChurch, 5600 Woodlawn Avenue,New Years Eve. Return to 5733Kimbark Avenue and receive reward.Phone Midw’ay 7243.classifiedWill furnish front room for two.Private porch. Suite of three roomsfurnished for housekeeping. Can ac¬commodate two or four persons. 5491Greenwood Avenue, 1st apt. Fairfax3712.FOR RENT—Large comfortableroom or adjoining room. All conven¬iences. No children or other roomers.$4.00 up. 1st apt., 5713 Drexel. Mrs.Donaldson, H. P. 3876.INGLES1DE APARTMENTS6026 IngletideLarge,* well furnished room, ad¬joining bath, suitable for three, $8.Rooms for two, $5. Housekeepingsuites, $.T up.LOST—Gold wreath brooch, setwith pearls. Lost between 57.33 Kim- FOR RENT—An unusually desir¬able room for one or two; men orwomen. R. H. Engle, 5527 University.ROOM FOR RENT—A very de¬sirable furnished room. Suitable forone or two; adjacent bath; privatefamily. Mrs. King, 6033 Kimbark.FOR RENT—Attractive frontroom on Midway. Ideal for student.Call afternoon. 1009 E. 60th, 3rd.FOR CHANGE, Two-apt. Bldg.—A Beautiful Home—Two blocksfrom campus. Pays itself Secondapartment. Owner just spent $5000in top flat, making it his home; sixrooms, three baths; large open fire¬place, built in bookshelves, frigi-diare. Modern throughout. Ownerleaving University. Must sacnfice.Hyde Park 7515.FOR RENT—Room for two, (girlsonly). Will give breakfast and din¬ner. Midway 8546. 5438 WoodlawnAvenue, Mrs. Molloy.THE INTERSTATE COMPANYwishes to announce the opening ofTHE GEM RESTAURANT(Formerly Wheel & Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY is one of the largest cor¬porations of its kind in America, operating restaurants and ho¬tels in every state in the Union, and thus through quantity buy¬ing, you are assured of the finest in quality at the lowest cost.SOME OF OUR SPECIALSCRISP CREAM WAFFLES THAT JUST SIMPLY MELTIN YOUR MOUTHCLUB BREAKFASTNo. 1—25c.Two Wheat Cakes, Brookfield Sausage and Piping HotCoffeeSPECIAL PLATE LUNCHEON, 50c.Served from 2 2 :30 A. M. to 2:30 P. M.TABLE D’HOTE DINNER, 85cServed from 5 to 8:30 P. M.SPECIAL PLATE DINNER, 50cServed from 5 to 8:30 P. M.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKINGTHE INTERSTATE COMPANY| THE GEM RESTAURANT1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation)Open 6:30 to 1 A. M. 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LA SALLE ST. 324 S. MICHIGAN AVE. 71 E. MONROE ST.140-142 S. CLARK ST. (Near Adams)223 N. WABASH at Wacker Drive (2nd Floor Fisk Bldg.)7 ^TTV'T'IT'?" ■'Initial In ramuralCage Tilt* exhibitSpeed, Claw. .The Daily SP ORTS Maroon Maroon SwimmersOpen Season WithAlumni Tonight.Friday Morning January 7, 1927 •I-M GETS UNDER WAYMAROON NATATORS IN OPENING MEETalumni swimmersTO TEST VARSITYIN PRACTICE TILTTonight’s Meet Important InForming Team; BadgersHere Next WeekThe Maroon swim team is in shapefor the opening meet with the Alum¬ni which takes place at BartlettNatorium this evening. Pre-seasondope rates it as one of the best inthe Conference accbrding to CoachMcGillivray, who refused to an¬nounce even a tentative lineup be¬cause of the sharp fight for positionson the squad.“Competition is exceptionallykeen this year not only at Chicago,but in all other Big Ten schools,’’said MsGillivray, who predicts thatthe conference championship will bewon only after a hard battle.No ChargeTonight’s meet is expected to in¬fluence greatly the selection of themen for the various events. Therewill be no charge for the meet, asit is merely a stiff practice sessionfor the varsity.A bright spot in practice has beenthe performance of the relay team.It’s time has been exceptionally fastand it’s possibilities for breaking arecord are good according to thecoach.One week from tonight the firstConference meet will take place atChicago when the local Tankers willswim against Wisconsin.BEECHER VS. FOSTERIN INITIAL INTER¬HALL CAGE CONTESTBeecher will play Foster in thefirst game of the inter-hall basketball-tries next Wednesday at 7:15 in themain gym of Ida Noyes hall. Organ¬ization of teams began last night ata meeting last night at Ida N'oyesball when all women interested inplaying on teams signed up.Miss Alma Wylie, instructor inphysical education, is in charge ofpractice which has now begun. Mem¬bership on a team requires the pay¬ing of a locker fee of one dollar. Theregular gym eosjunie will be the re-quired costume for plav according toMiss Wylie.Green hall has won the cup for*thelast two years.UNIVERSITY LUNCH5706 ELLIS AVE.Try Our Minute Service Lunch 35cGHOP SUEY & CHOW MEINOUR SPECIALTYasmTOWER63RD AND BIACKSTONE(SaajcaxxJcVAUDEVILLE-XND THE BEST„ FEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChargeOf Program EverySunday fit Thursdaybargainmatinees DAILY‘S?JUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6 W. L. S. BroadcastsBasketball GameA Maroon basketball game will bebroadcast for the first time, when theMaroon-Hawkeye tilt is put on theair Saturday night at 9:00 over radiostation WLS.The man responsible for giving theradio public this opportunity is Al.Miller, the University radio man. Ac¬cording to Mr. Miller an experiencedbasketball broadcaster will be at themicrophone in the person of HarryH. Clark. Mr. Clark hails from Pur¬due. of which institution he is agraduate. For some time past he hasbeen connected with the MemorialStudent University at Lafayette, andhe has also achieved marked successin the radio world through his broad¬casting of the Purdue basketballgames over station W’BHH.For the first game only the lasthalf of the conflict will be put onthe air, and only when the officialsin charge of the undertaking are as¬sured of the radio public’ss 'approvaland interest will this project be or¬ganized as a permanent institution.Mr. Miller therefore suggests that thelisteners send in applause cards inorder that he will know whether ornot the public considers this broad¬casting worth while. VETERAN HAWKS,MAROONS TANGLETOMORROW NIGHTNorgren’s Team Out ToSurprise ToutedVisitorsChicagoKaplanZimmermanSackett (c)McDonoughHoerger LFRFCLGRG IowaVan DeusenTwogoodWilcoxMcConnellHogan (clTARPON MEMBERSTO PROVE SKILLIn furtherance of Tarpon club’sefforts to increase the swimmingability of its members in particularand of University women in general,a combined, membership and ad¬vancement drive is being made.From nowr until Feb. 1 the regu¬lar Tarpon hour, 12 to 1 Friday,—will be devoted to the passing of ad¬vanced tests by the old members.“Tadpoles” will be transformed into“Frogs” and “Frogs” will sw'im tobecome proficient “Fish.” Tarpontests are arranged in degrees ofdifficulty: the Tadpole, or beginningtest, then the Frog, and last the Fishtest.Candidates for membership maytry out any Open Hour in the poolat Ida Noyes hall. That date forInitiation has been set at Feb. 4 andall tests must be passed by Feb. 1. By Victor RoterusNot exactly effervescing with con¬fidence the Maroons will file out onthe Bartlett plankings tomorrownight to shoot baskets with the floorartists that Coach Sam Barry isbringing with ihm from Iowa, thestate where corn, men and storiesgrow tall.The Maroons haven’t done muchto feel jaunty about, and so theydon’t. So far they have beat a Y.M. C. A. team, a college located in! Appleton, and the Michigan Agri-| cultural school; while they have lostIowa State and Butler and noneof these outfits travels inselect circles. Iowa,'although it hasthe benedictions of the critics, hasnot- done itself up proud in its prej conference conduct either, but theirI competition has been of a somewhathigher grade. Notre Dame andWabash have both had the pleasureof stepping on the Hawks.But in spite of this Iowa remainsa good team—that is, in the eyes ofthe critics. The visitors has thestuff, it is merely a question of timewhen it will ouf,1 is the sport pagesentiment. For Hogan, Van Deusen,Phillips and Harrison are all lettermen from last year; while the sopho¬mores, Twogood and Wilcox, are sogood that they have crowded thelast named veterans out of first team| jobs.THEY BEG PARDON SP0RT0L0GYBy Tom StephensonIf practice does make perfectthere should be two almost uniqueteams out on Bartlett floor tomor¬row eve when the Hawkeyes cagerscome here to take part in the BigTen opener. Coach Barry has beenputting his Iowans through two ses¬sions per day during the past week,while Norgren has dealt the localsone of the stiffest practice programsin Maroon basketball history. It isdoubtful if Nels could have made hisdrills much harder even had he goneBarry one better and sent the Mid¬way basketmen through a morning,afternoon and evening session.Three intersectional hardwoodbattles of the past week made BigTen Basketball look pretty good inits pre-season stages. The gamesreferred to are Wisconsin 31, Syra¬cuse 24, Ohio State 48, Pittsburgh23, and Michigan 31, Maryland 24. FIRST GAMES OF YEAR ARE FASTAND FURIOUS WITH UPSETS; PHIGAM, D.U., A. T.O. TEAMS STAND OUTLambda Chi Alpha, Sigma Chi, Deke, Kappa Sigma, DeltaChi, Phi Sig, Chi Psi, and Tau Delta Are OtherVictors; Betas Win On ForfeitSome low-down jokester rushedinto the office yesterday and an¬nounced that he had a big “scoop”for me. When I sent a reporterover to the locality of 56th and(Continued on page 6)MADISON GREETSNEW GRID COACHThe University Press wishes to an¬nounce a mistake in their weekly bul¬letin which stated that the Chicago-Iowa basketball game would begin at9 o’clock. It should have said 8o’clock. Madison, \Yis., Jan. 1927.—GlennF. Thistlethwaite, newly signed asHead Football Coach at the Univer¬sity of Wisconsin, will assume his du¬ties at the Badger institution at suchtime as the Northwestern authoritiesdeem advisable to ‘release him, accord¬ing to the statement of George Little,Wisconsin Athletic Director.The announcement by Director Lit¬tle of Thistlethwaite’s decision to jointhe Wisconsin staff as chief grid men¬tor, has been accepted by the Alumniand student bodies with great enthu¬siasm* Knowing that Little has beentoo heavily burdened with the respon¬sibilities of two man-sized jobs, thefriends of the Director has been con¬tinually urging him to secure a foot¬ball coach to relieve him of the wor-(Continued on page 6)RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber Band.Dancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One Dollar Last night Bartlett gym began totake on new, yet familiar aspects. Wildshouts filled its cool spaces and. ahorde of Intra-mural basketball play¬ers overflowed its aged floors. Inshort the 1927 I. M. basket seasonwas officially born. And it was onehusky infant for before the evening’splay was done four dope buckets hadbeen kicked over. Delta Chi startedthe wholesale series of upsets with avigorous win over Alpha Delta Phi.last year’s fourth place holders, PhiSig kept the ball rolling with a sur¬prise victory over the strong SigmaNu five and from then on upsets be¬came the style of the day.D. U. 20; Phi Delt « ,Delt Upsilon was one of the fewtraditionally strong teams that tookhome a victory. Their victims werethe Phi Delts and the score was 20 to8. Both teams showed lots of speed.Schneberger and Brachman of the D.U.’s starred ringing in sixteen pointsbetween them.Lambda Chi 22; S. A. E. 12Lambda Chi Alpha turned in onemore upset when they took in theS. A. E. quintet by an easy marginof 22 to 12. The whole Lambda Chiteam assisted in the scoring while theS. A. E.’s were handicapped by thefrequent fouls called on them.Kappa Sig 21; Phi Psi 16Kappa Sigma took a fast game fromPhi Kappa Psi, 21 to 16, to spill a littlemore of the pre-season dope. In spiteof the fact that both teams had superbguarding the scoring was hot andheavy with Williams starring for thewdnners and Stephenson and Yageroutstanding for Phi Psi.Sigma Chi 12; Z. B. T. 5Sigma Chi took the measure of ZetaBeta Tau in the early moments oftheir game and won 12 to 5. The SigChi’s outclassed the Zetes in the firsthalf but the Zetes came back with astrong defense in the second periodand outscored the winners by onepoint, failing however to go fa*- withtheir rally.Phi Gam 18; Kappa Nu 13Phi Gamma Delta bested Kappa Nu’8 to 13, in the most exciting game of the evening. In spite oi tightgu/rding by the Kappa Nu’s, Bartlettof the Phi Cams managed to slipthrough with six baskets and togetherw’ith Shuler accounted for the PhiGam win.Delta Chi 22; Alpha Delt 16Delta Chi defeated Alpha Delta Phi22 to 6.. They completely outclassedthe Alpha Delts. The defense of Bro-man and Johnson limited the AlphaDelts to a few long shots. Thiedawas the star of Delta Chi closely fol¬lowed by Roterus and Chenisek.D. K. E. 16; Alpha Sigs 9Delta Kappa Epsilon defeated Al¬pha Sigma Phi 16 to 9 in an entertain¬ing game featured by tumbles. Web¬ster’s all around playing made himthe star. Dvgert worked hard hutfailed to outclass Webster.A. T. O. 22; Delta Sig 17Alpha Tau Omega defeated DeltaSigma Phi in a close game which end¬ed with a score of 22 to 17. Menden¬hall was high point man for the win¬ners. Cray starred for the losers. Per¬sonal fouls spoiled other wise goodgame.Beta Theta Pi won the match whichwas scheduled with Tau Sigma Omi-cron by a forfeit because of Tau Sig¬ma Omicron’s failure to appear.Phi Sig 19; Sigma Nu 11Phi Sigma Delta defeated Sigma Nuto the tune of 19 to 11. Finegold washigh point man for the winners witheleven points to his credit. Clarkeplayed a good game for the losersgaining five points for the team.Tau Delt 17; A. E. P. 10Tau Delta Phi defeated Alpha Ep¬silon Pi 17 to 10. The game was fastand clean. Sides were about equai.Th* Tau Delts were way in the leadbut Alpha Epsilon Pi gradually creptup on them in <he last half of thegame.Chi Psi 12; Acacia 2Chi Psi defeated Acacia in a onesided game which ended with a scoreof twelve to two. Daniels was highpoint man for the winners with fivemarkers while HetheVington upheldthe honor of Acacia by gaining theironly basket.r C nDinner Dancing7 P. M. to 1 A. M.Nightly except SundaysWalter Ford , and hisShoreland Orchestra$2.00 Table d Hote Dinner - Also a la Carte ServiceNo Cover Charge to Dinner GuestsAdmission After 9:30, $1.10INFORMALTHE SHORELANDOn Lake Michigan at 55th StreetTelephone Plaza 1000IPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, JANUARY 7, 1A NEW YEAR’S WISHI bade the New Year bring yourhealthAnd all the gcod that heaven knew;A host of friends, a store of wealth—All this and more I asked for you.I bade it bring your happiness,Your every dream and wish fulfill—Yet for myself, I must confessI bade a richer blessing stillFor when again it calls to meTo bid me then a last adieu,My greatest wish of all will beThat it shall still have left me you.—Alice in WonderlandThe poem, “Wall of Past” which ap¬peared at the head of yesterday’s col¬umn was written by “Lenore,” al¬though the printer neglected to makethe proper acknowledgment. Truly,we are so sorry for these omissions,although we wish to lay special em¬phasis on the fact that the Whistledepartment peases to have any cjntrolover the final contents of the columnwhen once we have handed in ourcopy to the editor.Down With the Dance!Say, Turk:Poppa Barron and his beskirteddancing class are carrying on a moststrenuous program. The boys thatwere frustrated in football and r • <are now concentrating on dancing astheir pffering of perspiration for thedear old Alma Mater. But, you knowTurk, that’s lets us out—WE SPEAKBASS.—lord lloydHoeret Lateri Lethalis ArundoThese youths who cry of brokenheartsAnd bleat of broken hearts:These men who moan of businesstrialsAnd see a future stark;These people all who whine theirwoesGet not my sympathy—My head is bowed with darker grief.For if I’d only drawn4 one cardon that hand last night I would havefilled a middle straight, and that fat¬head from the Pennsylvania chapterwouldn’t have walked off with every¬thing but our horseshoe cups!EVERY once in a while some com-plexed croaker bursts out with theagonized, stricken realization that thegirl of sweet sixteen who has neverbeen kissed has disappeared into thesame shadows that have swallowedthe popular beliefs in the bestialityof the Boche, or the veracity of GeorgeWashington. The latest evidenceseems to come from the front pageof yesterday’s Daily Maroon whichfeatured two articles on the subjectof student morality, its pros and oil's! trepid activities shall have put swing¬ing doors on Cobb hall, and silkhose on our English 101 instructors.-TERRIBLE- TURKPERSONALMy dear Terrible Turk:It may be sad, but -still ’tis true.There’s one thing all us humans do.And that is, blame the printer.He does his best, without our help.For all we do is stand and yelp.Then cuss .and blame the printer.We write our manuscript by pen.To read it is beyond our ken.Yet we expect the printerTo dope it out and get it right.We think not of his time or sight;If wrong—we blame the printer.He shoots it through, the proof WEget,—Hell’s bells! the job is not right yet.We chop that proof to splinters.It takes two da3rs before he knowsJust what each hieroglyphic shows—A dumb lot are those printers.—Mickey, (That Printer)(Apologies to Edson S. Dunbar)SPORTOLOGY(Continued from page 5)Greenwood to get a story on theopening work in the construction ofthe new field house, we (the repor¬ter and I) learned that was a ten¬nis courts, not field houses, whichwere under construction. It surewill be a “scoop” when the actualwork on that long proposed athleticstructure does begin.Speaking of field houses, we don’tneed a field house nearly as bad aswe did before the recent remodellingwork was maneuvered in the varsitytraining quarters of Bartlett base¬ment to make that place one of thebest of its kind in the country.Dropping Northwestern from thegrid schedule (or rather the failureto re-schedule them) for next yearisn’t going to be so bad after all.Now that Thistlewaite has left theWildcat school to go to Madison,Stagg can even up with him, maybe,at the same time he evens up withWisconsin, maybe, in the annualBadger game next fall.Among those considered for thevacancy left on the Purple CoacliStaff, is Hugo Bezdec, formerMaroon star and now head GridCoach at Penn State. With Page atIndiana and Bezdec at North¬western, Stagg would be hearingoften and in many ways from hisformer pupils.ILLINI PROF. DOPESOUT NEW MEGAPHONEWhile we find it difficult to remain in accord with the current in-)itimations that youth of today is notworth the powder to blow it to theperdition which awaits ft as an ulti¬mate fate, we do feel that perhapsall this argument existing betweenthe students and the spinsters is basedon the fact that they are viewing usin a totally unsympathetic and unap¬preciative light Do they recognize,we wonder, our bravery and pluck.• • • 9in continuing to pet when modernscience has warned us that no endof bacteria are exchanged with eachseparate display of affection? Do theyknew the finesse and finances it takesto acquire favourable necking privi¬leges these days against a field ofastute and active competitors? Dothey understand the cost of gasoline,or the crowded parking conditions' ofthe town? Do they realize the dif¬ficulty of obtaining the confidence ofthe neighborhood druggist? Do theycomprehend the effort of keeping upon the latest dance contortions andstyle horrors? Do they fathom thedreary drudgery of devising fresh andconvincing explanations to satisfy thepaternal cross-examinations? No! Andagain, No!! Maybe, No!!, once more. An Illini professor has bent hisefforts to develop a new type ofmegaphone. He is Prof. F. R. Wat¬son of the physics department at Il¬linois, and the megaphone is unusualin several details. It is small andqueerly shaped in order that it maythrow sound to each side as well asdirectly forward.The usepf such loudspeakers atbasketball games with an expert an¬nouncer explaining the plays hasgrown in recent years. World News Digest(Continued from 2)replace the lost Shenandoah. Repre¬sentative Bcgg of Ohio, a republican,who proposed the amendment, fortifiedhis rather ticklish position by refer-ing to the president as having ex¬pressed in 1925 the need of an airshipto replace the Shenandoah. That hasthe appearance of being very suscep¬tible to close investigation but oughtto suffice for a while.At this seemingly unpropritioustime. Representative Tilson, the Re¬publican leader, is expressing him¬self as desirous of putting through a$400,000 appropriation for the con¬struction of three cruisers. Mr. T ilson makes this proposition immediate¬ly after discussing the matter withthe president and quotes the latter asapproving of it as long as it does notdisturb the budget total. And so theentire matter rests with the house.Mr. Tilson in particular.The United States, acting more inthe role of a protector to her citizens'life and property than a mediator, yts-terdav ordered six additional war¬ships to war-torn Nicaragua. * Theseships carry a force of 400 fnarines andare to be used as Admiral Latimer,who is in command of the Americanforces there, sees fit. The peculiaroart of the entire affair is that, ontop of this dispatch, departmentalheads say every indication points to¬wards a rapid settlement of difficul¬ties. President Diaz, whose party isin power, has just received permissionto import rifles, machine guns, andammunition hut at the same timestates the probability of early peaceand prosperity. The surface ofevents in Nicaragua and the partAmerica is playing are none too con¬sistent with each other.Phi Kappa Psi announces thepledging of Daniel Autry of LittleRock, Arkansas.’OME TO* ORNELL HOTEL5510 Cornell Ave.Homelike SurroundingsReasonable RatesExcellent Dining Service7 A. M. to 8 P. M.GREEKLETTERPINS/College and LocalFraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in our own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on displav.You’ll Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jewelers27 East Monroe Street, Chicago, IIIBut they, of course, are in power.Let them criticize and belittle! Wewill wait, meekly and patiently, thatfuture time of glory when our in- Students, Eat at theMANILA LUNCH845 E. 55th Phone Midway 7988HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD FOODCourteous Attention Given to StudentsCome and Try Our Daily Special Luncheon and SupperAlso Special Chop Suey DailyLowest Prices in the university neighborhoodQuick Service—Home Cooking—Ladies InvitedMAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of III. Franklin 3110 Tarpon MembersTo Prove Skill(Continued from page 5)ries of tutoring the Badger foo-squads.Mr. Thistlethwaite, one of the vensuccessful younger coaches in the Bi"Ten Conference, comes to Madisonwith an enviable record. He is agraduate of Earlham College, the classof 1908, and while an undergraduatethere captained the football eleven,and participated in both baseball andtrack. He *vas also elected to the PhiBeta Kappa Society.In the fall of. 1913 Oak Park Highschool signed Thistlethwaite as Physi¬cal director and for nine years he pros¬pered at the Chicago suburban prepschool. During this time he amasseda total of 78 football victories anddropped only 9 contests. In hangingup this exceptional rifcord, Thistleth¬waite annexed a half dozen champion-ships, three of which were Inter¬state titles and one a National HighSchool honor.Northwestern University, in 1922,secured the signature of the OakPark Loach to a five year contract asHead Football tutor. Thistlethwaitehas ushered a new era into Evanstongri(F circles by pulling the Purpleeleven out of the cellar into two unof¬ficial Big Ten Championships the past two years. The Northwestern Univer¬sity team during the years 1924-25-26, has undoubtedly made the bestshowing of any eleven in the coun¬try against the powerful Notre Dameoutfit. Although they have sufferedthree defeats the scores were alwaysvery close, namely, 13 to 6, 13 to 10,and 6 to 0.The following table presents in aconcise manner the grid achievementsof the new Wisconsin coach:Team coached—Games won—GamesLost—TiedIllinois College . 3 3 1Earlham College . 22 7 1Oak Park High school. . 78 9 0Northwestern University. . 23 16 1Total .126 35 3“Y” Hears RalphConnor At NextInitiation Dinner(Continued from page 1)nesday, he will meet the student lead¬ers at lunch and discuss various ques¬ tions with them. In Connection withthe coming program, Mr. McLeanwants the Y. M. C. A. cabinet to meetat his office 4:30 on Tuesday.COWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.Everything in thelatest collegehaberdasheryand smokers’articles.AN INVITATIONis extended to all Universitystudents to dine atANNA LYON’S TEA SHOPDelicious Homecooking at reason¬able prices.1449 E. 57th STREET DANCING GIVER CONFIDENCENo matter where you fro, no matterwhat you do if you are a good danceryou will stand out amonir your fellows asbeinft wortft while and you enter into any8r >le confident of being ableto hold your own. Don't be simply anordinary dancer. Come to our DancingAcademy retrularly for a while and makeyourself perfect. Private lessons any¬time. Classes nightly at 8:00 and Sun.afternoon 2:30-6:00.TERESA DOLAN-BEN SMITZDOKFSchool of Dancing1208 E. 63d St. (Near Woodlawn)Phone Hyde Park 3080TERESA DOLAN—BEN SMITZDORFSCHOOL OF DANCING1208 E. 63rd ST. 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