Men of TheDaily Maroon ed¬itorial staff meettoday at 12.itPrice Five CentsWHAT OFIT?fyGeorgeMprgmtemThe dull days are undeniably here.Nothing to rel'eve their grey monot¬ony hut going to class, returning fromcla«s, and going once more. There;rc j0ng waits around the frat house,with just an occasional, desultory con¬versation flaring up palely for a mo¬ment, only to die down completely amoment later, as the talkers aeainlapse into lethargy, to relies at allthe flat tonality of the days. 1, forone, am beginning to look forward tothe visits of those stray performerswho turn up, year in and year out,along the fraternity row, to liven withtheir eccentricities or trick perform¬ances the dullness of the collegian slife. Where, right now, 1 wonder, isthat fellow who used to let himself betied up with sixty feet of tope, andthen would work free of the bonds(tor a sum collected in one of thehouse intramural trophies) within somany minutes? Some other college, Isuppose, has his presence—bleak, win¬try Dartmouth, grey ^ ale, .muddyChampaign.* * * *These wanderers through the worldof the fraternity houses have been ev¬erywhere, performing for a day or twotheir specialties, pocketing their col¬lections, and then moving on alongthe never-ending round. From Bow-doin to Southern California they areknown; everywhere they have got loosefrom their ropes, or tied themselvesin knots, to the edification of the boredcollegian. Their circle of acquaint¬ance is something to marvel at. Othergenerations of college inn) have knownthem; fellows in school now at Ore¬gon Aggies, Alma, Indiana or Ober-lin will recall their faces instantlywhen they turn up once again. Yearsfrom now, I imagine, other collegeboys will know them, and wonderwhere they are pulling their tricks, andwhen they will come again. • HASKELL OPENSWITH PRICELESS!ASIATICDISPLAYPalestine Treasures OnDisplay For FirstTime YesterdayFor the first time in history andprobably for the last time in history,treasures from the only royal tombever found in Palestine were placedon exhibit when the Oriental Instituteand Haskell Museum reopened yester¬day after being closed for almost ayear.When the Divinity school movedfrom the Museum to its new home lastfall, the Institute under the directionof Professor James Henry Breastedbegan to bring to light treasures, someof which had been stored away since1890.Adding to these their more recentpurchases, the Palestine exhibit be¬ing acquired but a few months ago,the directors finally arranged the pres¬ent display, which includes the price¬less treasures of Egypt, Arabia, West¬ern Asia, Mesopotamia and the Pales¬tine exhibit which was open for yes¬terday only. The others will remainopen permanently.Haskell Museum also shelters the] Oriental Institute and with it most ofthe Department of Oriental Lan¬guages.Going Home forHolidays? ReserveBerth On CampusChristmas holiday home-trekkerswill find the chronic problem of rail¬road reservations simplified by theinnovation of “Railroad Day,” Fri¬day, Dec. 17 in the Informationoffice in the Press building. Repre¬sentatives from all railroads will as¬semble here for the purpose of di¬vulging information about train*.These men will also make reserva¬tions upon request. Tickets cannotbe purchased as the representativeswill not be authorized to take money. Helen Walter WinsIn Comic Sell-OutThe Phoenix office closed downtoday when the last copy of the“Saint Nick” number was sold.Eight Phi Beta Deltas proved thebest saleswomen by making a rec¬ord of 245 sales, and winning theten dollar prize.The individual award of five dol¬lars was won by Helen Walter, PiDelta Phi, who sold 105 copies.Edith Johnson, Phi Beta Delta,rated second as individual sales¬woman, and will receive a rewardof $2.50. Achoth ranked secondamong the clubs, selling 160 copies.Last month’s club sales were wonby Mortar Board women who sold265 issues. This is the second of aseries of contests which will he runwith each issue this year.INDUSTRIAL ARTSMEN MEET HERE$Conference Will ContinueToday and TomorrowThe seventeenth annual ' ManualArts conference of Mississippi Valleystates, comprising officials of institu¬tions training teachers of Manualarts and industrial education, wasopened yesterday at Reynolds cluband will continue today and tomor¬row.The meeting is divided into con¬ference and business sessions duringwhich the numerous problems con¬fronting these officials will be trashedout. Among the topics to be dis¬cussed are: Objectives of the HomeMechanics shop”, and “TrainingTeachers in Service”. William T.Bawden, associate superintendent ofthe city schools of Tulsa, Okla, isgeneral chairman.Anthropology GradTalks On Art OfLes Ayzes, FranceHaving recently returned from atour with the American School ofPrehistoric Research, Miss Charlotte* * * *Only one of the troupe have ! seenthis year—a yodelling entertainer whowas also, from time to time, a chim¬ney-sweep. He appeared around thisplace earlier in the fall, with the as¬sertion that he had swept the chim¬neys of other chapters of the frat-cluh,and many more besides it, and witha scrap book of college stickers andpost-cards to back up his claim. Hegraced the house for a while, sittingagreeably on the sofa with the boysand telling them just how differentchapters of their fraternity rated com¬paratively. “Syracuse? Well.. .prettygood at Syracuse. Kenyon.. .there’s aswell chapter. No. you’re not so goodat Trinity. The Michigan chapter?Let’s see...oh, yes! That’s the bunchwho wear such nice clothes and sitaround all day and never do anything.Gentlemen.. .BUT lazy. Well, that’sno drawback.” And so he wrent on,minutes on end. Good stuff, I felt.* * * *Without ever having been near acollege as one of its members, theseitinerants know their universities farbetter than anyone I know. They arenot bothered by any false conceptionsof values. They see things as they are—a fraternity in terms of clothes, of'ood, in the number of smooth fellowswith well-cut coats sitting around thetire. They have the true angle ofthings. Their rough impressions ofcolleges and places are far more ac¬curate than, say, that of a paid edu¬cational survey expert would be. Theysee Illinois as a madhouse of the dullswarms rushing about in a Piggly-Wiggly; Chicago as a departmentstore—orderly and big and useful in auseless way. And so on. They arean interesting lot, and I look forwardto the occasional drifting in of one oranother of them. MEDICAL STUDENTTABULATES HEARTBEATS WITH RADIOApparatus for recording the actionof the heart as to the conduction ofnerve impulses with the use of theradio has been invented by Carl A.Jdhnsoti, a sophomore in the Medicalschool.The machine was first constructedat Mr. Johnson’s home in Virginia.He has been working on the projectfor the past two years. The materialfor the machine was furnished by theUniversity.Worchester ChaplainTo Discuss Insanity“Personality Disorders, and the Re¬construction Process” will be discuss¬ed by Dr. Anton T. Boisen, chaplainof the Worcester State Hospital forthe Insane of Worcester, Mass., whenthe International Students’ Associationmeets tonight at 7:30 in Reynolds club.Dr. Boisen is affiliated with the Uni¬versity during the fall quarter whenhe teaches in the Theological Semin¬ary.A social hour is slated to followthe meetings.FROSH WOMEN MEETPermanent officers will be electedat a business meeting of the FreshmanWomen’s club to be held Monday from3:30 to 5, in the library of Ida Noyeshall. All freshman women have beenasked to attend the meeting longenough to cast their votes. Tea willbe served following the business ses¬sion. Gower, graduate student in Anthro¬pology, will discuss her travels beforethe Art club Wednesday at 4 inClassics 10.The research party which Miss Govv-f*r accompanied was headed by GeorgeMacCurbv. Most of the time wasspent in visiting museums and artsights in Southern and Central partsof France.PLACE EXHIBITION OFREMEBRANDT IN W31Various stages of Rembrandt’s* etch¬ings, contained in three folios and acatalogue, have been placed on exhibi¬tion in the cases in W31 and on thelaw bridge. Mr. Dimitri Rovinski, a•Russian, produced this series about1892 and sent an autographed copy tothe University at the time it wasfounded. This copy is interesting be¬cause it is one of the earliest smallgifts to the University. Freshman LosesSex Appeal; FurBenny Is Stolen“Hey fellows, my sex appeal isgone!”Early last night Aaron Heimbach,a Kappa Nu pledge, aroused thehouse at 5629 Uuniversity Ave. withthe announcement that thugs hadencountered him in front of theDelta Sig house as he was returningfrom an errand on Fifty-fifth st.,and after tapping him on the headin acknowledgment, had fled withhis raccoon coat.Heimbach, who says that his as-sailents were quite youthful in ap¬pearance, was not given an oppor¬tunity to defend himself or to makean outcry. As the thieves leaped onhim from behind, he joked with themat first under the impression thatthey were playful fraternity broth¬ers.Meanwhile the despoiled freshmanis not in particularly deep mourning,for he finds that the insurance com¬pany which was covering his coat hadgratuitously extended his policy,which had elapsed the day beforethe robbery, for another week.Women's TeamsSell ChristmasIssue On CampusThe Christmas issue of The DailyMaroon which will appear on campusnext Friday, will be sold by sixtyclub and non-club sales-womendivided into groups of four each.Letters have been sent to thevarious clubs announcing the salessystem. The names of the womenselected to sell should be sent toFred Kretchmer, circulation man¬ager, before Wednesday. Non-clubwomen have been urged to volunteerby leaving their names at the Maroonoffice. A ten dollar prize will beawarded to the team selling thelargest number of copies. The issuewill be free to subscribers and pricedat ten cents each to non-subscribers.FROSH TICKETS NET$110 TO DATE; DRIVECONTINUES TO PARTYThe sale of Freshman class ticketswhich was begun last Monday, hasthus far netted $110 with probablyforty or fifty dollars as yet uncollect¬ed. The actual sale will last untilDecember 17, the night of the firstclass party, to which the tickets willserve as admittances. The orchestrafor this party has not yet been select¬ed but will be announced within thenext few days. 1Legion Drill TeaftiPerforms at TowerAll nationality week will be culmin¬ated at the Tower theater tonight bythe appearance of Woodlawn Post No.175, American Legion, in the drillwhich won them the title of NationalChampions at the Philadelphia con¬vention. The display of the- skill whichwon them this honor will be made at9 o’clock only, under the commandof Major Hamelet C. Ridgeway.REGISTER BEFORE FIVE!Regular registration end* today,states the Deans’ Office. All changesof registration as well as late registra¬tion must be cared for before this eve¬ning.As early as the mdidle of the weekmost of the classes had been filledand students were unable to registerfor the* courses they desired. WHO IS “THE YOUNGEST”?MAYBE A BOY, MAYBE AGIRL; FIND OUT TONIGHTSeniors Dine at 6:15;See “The Youngest”Program, menu and speeches haveall been prepared for the Seniorsas they gather at 6:15 tonight inIda Noyes hall for their first classbanquet. Judge Walter Steffen, fa¬mous Maroon football star, andDean Dorn will address them.Following the banquet, the classwill attend “The Youngest” atMandel hall.Y. W. BAZAAR INPROGRESS TODAYGrab-Bag, Booths InciteInterest of Women“Come early—Do your shopping—Stay for lunch.” This is the sloganof the Y. W. Christmas Bazaar inprogress today from 10 to 6 on thesecond floor of Ida Noyes hall.Dorothy McCoy is in charge of thesale.Soldier’s handcraft, Japanese ar¬ticles, all sorts of linens, householdarticles, and other suitable purchasesfor Christmas gifts and personal usemay be obtained at the booths. Do¬nations have been made by the wo¬men’s clubs and Y. W. committees.Luncheon will e served from 12 to1:30, tea from 3 to 5. A quick serv¬ice luncheon can be had in the southreception room, a more formal lun-(Continued on page 2)Greeks Adopt LocalMid-term Grade CardSystem at ConventionThe scholarship card system, where¬by cards are sent to the professors byfraternity men for the recording ofgrades at mid-term was adopted bythe National Interfraternity Confer¬ence at the recent gathering in NewYork on the suggestion of James Cu¬sack, president of the local Interfrat¬ernity council and delegate, sIn addition to his report on theconvention the questions of scholar¬ship ratings and cooperative buying byfraternities was discussed at the meet¬ing last Wednesday , night.STIEGLITZ CONCLUDESCHEMISTRY LECTURESDr. Julius Steiglitz, chairman ofthe Department of Chemistry, willgive two talks on “The Nature ofChemical Processes”, one tonight at6:45 in Fullerton hall of the ArtInstitute, and the other next Fridaynight. The last will close a seriesof public lectures presentd by theUniversity college.You'll BeInterestedIn the page devoted to graduatework and activities it will be justone of many interesting pages ofthe Christmas edition of the DailyMaroon.This issue will not only be the larg¬est in the history of your newspaperbut it will be the best.Read this column every day andsee why! We’re not bragging.THE DAILY MAROON Dramatic Association ToOffer Barry’s ComedyThis EveningWho, it is asked, is the Youngest?Perhaps a boy. Maybe a girl. Butthere is an answer, and the answer isto be revealed tonight.It is to be answered under the di¬rection of Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara.By a cast of the Dramatic association.Tonight at 8:30 on the Mandel hallstage. *Successful In EastPhilip Barry once wrote a play thathe entitled “The Youngest,” and thatplay was produced in New York city.It was a success and had a long run.Then someone suggested that the playbe brought to Chicago.New Yorkers now know “TheYoungest,” and Chicagoans do not.But tonight against a set of scenerythat was built with'years of savingsof the Dramatic association, garbed ina wardrobe fashioned at an expenseof $800, and with a cast that is bothtalented and eminent, the UniversityDramatic association will tonight notonly reveal who is the youngest butwill supply comedy, produce thrills—Do its best to interest Philip Bar¬ry’s great hit.Campu* Stars PresentWallie Marks, Jack Stambaugh,Marion McGann, Wendell Bennett,Russell Whitney, Eleanor Metzel,Dorothy Simpson, William Weddell,Hadley Kerr, Alan Irwin, Sylvia Rab-inowitz, Arthur Ernstein and GilbertHayes.Ruth Holmes, Walter Williamson,Mollie Krom, Philip Watrous, Flor¬ence Stewart, Leila Whitney, JohnMcDonough, Leo Stone, Henry Sack-ett and John Meyer. They are in theplay.The box office in Mandel cloisteris open today from 11 till 8:30. Seatsare 75 cents and $1.00.JONES’ COLLEGE SIXPLAYS DINNER DANCEAT COOPER-CARLTONGeorge Jones and'his College Sixare being featured in a special “Col¬lege Night” dinner-dance field this eve¬ning at the Cooper-Carlton Hotel.The band is well known on cam¬pus, having played at various foot¬ball .mixers and settlement teas. Forthis special occasion, the managementhas arranged a dollar and a half din¬ner. There is no cover charge.Distribute Green CapClub Pins TomorrowDunning Brown, chairman of theGreen Cap Council, announces the dis¬tribution of the pins to the membersof the organization tomorrow morn¬ing at ten. Each fraternity represent¬ed in the club should send one manto the D. K. E. house at 5725 Wood-lawn to receive the Green Cap pins forthe successful candidates. Non-frat¬ernity men must call for their pinsindividually.DRIVE FOR KIDS ENDSSettlement drive rdoses Saturday.Holmes Boynton w»Il be in Cobb 206between 4:30 and 5 or Saturday toreceive the late contributions. Finalaccountings must be made at this timeor by appointment.Results of the drive will be announc¬ed in the Christmas issue of TheDaily Maroon.Page Two ■C THE DAILY MARObN, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1926iatlg iHarounFOUNDED IN 1961THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates•8.00 per year; by mall, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eachEntered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March 13ISO®, under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800. Local 245; Business OfficeFairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings Y. W. BAZAAR INPROGRESS TODAY(Continued from* page 1)cheon will be served in the north re¬ception room.One attraction of the bazaar, ac¬cording to Miss McCoy, is a grab-bag in the form of a huge red chim¬ney. Mysterious novelties of allnovelties of all sorts await curiousparticipants. For only twenty-five Coulter DeploresAcademic Standard“The present low standard of scholastic achievement which is requiredof students desiring participation incents one may have the opportunityof a grab.Marcella Venemma requests thatall women who have signed up tohelp appear at the appointed time. undergraduate activities, should beraised.”Merle C. Coulter, assistant dean ofthe colleges bcii 'ves that the presentrequirement of a ‘C’ average for par¬ticipation in an activity, acts as atemptation toward “slumping,” and of¬fers no incentive for the exertion ofthe student's best efforts.“The raised standard will act as aninducement toward greater effort,”Coulter continued. “Actual experimen¬tation in higher scholastic standing, 1 believe, will reveal to both the stu¬dent sand faculty ,the beneficial resultsof a higher requirement.”Coulter has formed his opinions onthe question after active contact withthe students in the official capacity asdean, and also as an undergraduatein the clss of 1014. The students inhis class, according to Coulter, al¬though active in student organiza¬tions, were as content with a scholas¬tic average of ‘C’ as are the presentundergraduates.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTAssistant... Sports EditorNews EditorNews EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorJunior EditorBetty McGeeRobert Stern...Victor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports Editor..^.Assistant Sports EditorDay EditorDay EditorDay EditorKathryn Sandmeyer.Harriett Harris Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising Manage*Eldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation Manage*Burton McRoy Audito*Robert Massey Classified Adv. MgrRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore Assitan*Robert Klein. Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr ....Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantSENIORS!WE REALIZE that the question of financial support of the variousactivities has been overdone, because the same few peoplehave supported the many activities. The Senior Class each yearfinds it hard to get the members of the class interested in theirown affairs. Tonight, fcJr example, there is to be held at IdaNoyes the first class affair of the year in the form of a dinner, withspeakers who warrant a full table. Yet, out of a class of 430 ormore, there are about 60 tickets for the affair actually sold. Seniors,we realize that Christmas is coming and that dollars are few andfar between; but let’s support this our first attempt.NEW AND OLD AND SECOND-HANDIN THESE DAY of commercialization, when the world rolls on inits frenzied rush and passes by the poor belated university pro¬fessors, we stop to wonder how some of them exist on their meagrepittances. • With Hank Mencken constantly running their trade tothe ground, and H. G. Wells and William Randolph Hearst con¬demning their schools the poor lads have a truly tough time of it.4Now to add to their weighty cares, comes the university studentwith a new scheme to deprive some enterprising profs of the chanceto become plutocrats. Campus jest and jollity has always jibedat the fact that with every change in department heads comes achange in three-and-a-half-buck and five-case-note books: Or whentheir is really no possible excuse for changing the text, a nice littlerevised edition will do the trick very nicely.These indiscretions we bear in silence. University profs mustlive and our paters must expect to support them if they want us tobe nicely educated college men. We rise to protest or whatever itis that one does in protest, when we purchase a neatly bound volumewith a nice red cover or a pretty green tint and then stride to aclass at the beginning of a quarter, with the said volume tucked un¬der our arm. Then on .the second day we stride to class with thesame book under our arm. But after we have been striding for aweek or more and the little red book has not been the object of anassignment we store it carefully away, uncracked, until another daywhen in need of a cup of coffee, we will turn to the book store forhelp. And for the little red book, uncracked as yet, we can easilyget the price of a cup of coffee.This quarter we were fortunate in owning but one text bookwhich was useless. In English 103 two assignments have been madein “Progressive Readings in Prose.’’ In English 101, we are in¬formed, some equally useless book has been totally unused. Ru¬mors reach our ears of other courses which require useless texts.If the books were even worth owning we would not object, but theyare invariably tiresome dogmas, or incomplete collective works.But now to come to our scheme, which we mentioned before.By the simple process of waiting until a number of assignments havebeen made before purchasing books, we beat the system. Of coursewe lose out on the opening shots of the instructors, but the openingshots are usually wide of the mark anyhow. here 0o oraljiuThePresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor to%Presbyterian StudentsResidence, 5642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Office Hours: 9:30 to 12 A. M.Reynolds Club 2 to 6 P. M.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conference.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversityHoly Communion ServiceEvening 7:45The Church, Kimbark at 64thDr. Frederick F. Shannon willpreach.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian Church10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 A. M. Holy Communion Ser¬vice.5J0P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s SocietyEvening service in charge of theYoung People.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.r- v*Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.MinistersCHARLES W. GILKEY,NORRIS L. TIBBETTS,11:00 A. M.—Morning Worship8:00 P. M.—Evening Service.8:45 P. M.—Home Parties.0H8CUSSION GROUPSAf|M.—College Class.—Dis¬cussion:7:00 P. M.—Undergraduate Clubfor iwomen.7:00 P. .M-—Men’s Club.—Discus¬sion.*T in ,,"■- >■ ■?»-’ THE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterSUNDAY, DECEMBER 12I 1 A. M. The HOPES OF JESUS.Religion and Personal Defeat6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 5$th St.Willis Laiten Goldsmith, PastorYour Sunday OpportunitiesYOU ARE INVITED SUNDAY9:45 a. m.—Prof. McGiffert’s LTp-per Room Class for both youngwomen and young men.J11:00—Morning sermon: “NotYou But Yours” by Mr. Gold¬smith. ^6:00 p. m.—Scrooby Club forYoung People. Discussion periodon “Hymns” followed by socialhour and refreshments. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT «4TH ST."Where You’re a Stranger Only Once.”C. E. PAULAUS. Pastor9:45 a. m.—Bible School.11:00 a. m.—Worship and Ser¬mon.6:00 p. m.— Y'esper Tea. Thishour offers you a splendid opportun¬ity to meet with friends.6:45 p. m.—The other Wise Manwill be presented.7:45 p. m.—Worship with ser¬mon.ALL STUDENTS ARE INVITEDSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.King D. Beach, PastorFred J. Schivell, Associate PastorI 1 :00 A. M. “The City Church - Its Possibilities.’’7:45 P. M. Organ Recital.8:00 P. M. "The Hypocrite. \Social and Tea at 5:30 each Sunday Evening.Make This Your Church Home.Look for the TowerThe Churches of the South Side Invite You to Come toChurch Sunday.Get the most out of your college life by taking advan¬tage of the religious opportunities offered you.Disciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES,MinisterBASIL F. WISE,Director of MusicMorning Sermon, December 12th,“Nuances.”Wranglers: Supper 5:45. Mr. A.C. Bro, will speakThis Church practices ChristianUnion; has no creed; seeks to mokereligion as intelligent as science, asappealing as art, and as vital as theday’s work. St. Paul’s on theMidway(Universalists)i60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister"The church that is differ¬ent. You are invited toshare its day by day servicesin faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m Bible Study1 1:00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion GroupnidfffhRitii• IIU* *f|l NWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th StreetGILBERT S. COX, Pastor.Moriunc Worship, 11 o’clock—Evenmf’ Service, 7:45 o’clock—Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.t#. Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while.A nil If. slh* EPISCOPALThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph D..Student ChaplainServicesSundays — Holy Communion. 8:00 a. m.,at the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Days- Holy Com¬munion. 7:00 a. m., at the Church House.The Church ofThe Redeemer56th and RlackatoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..5559 Blaekstone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY5549 Dorchester AvenueTel. Fairfax 3924Sunday—8, 9:15, 11 a. in. and7:30 p. m.Daily—Matins, Eucharist andEvensong as announced.St. Paul’s ChurchS9th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 1185REV. GEORGE H. THOMASREV. R. B. GRQBBSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9:30 a. m.Morning Servicer'll :00 a. m.Young People's Supper, 5:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSunday, Dec. 12th, at 11 a. m.Mr. Percival Chubbwill speak onOur Moral Chaos and the Way Out(With special reference to the ar¬ticle, “Our Moral Anarchy”in the October “Century”)til seats free. Viaitora cordialy welcome.^SSr®ERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday Afternoon, 3:15Mordecai W. Johnson of Washing¬ton, First Negro President ofHoward University, the larg¬est institution of its kindin America“Progress and Problems of theColored People”Questions from the AudienceHyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlaekstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNhtti ■vV* v ** ’W' ■', pMpppnHpil ^lllP«PPJMfl|VJI ”PPW^Sf5pppi*I»PV^PT’W9P9PfPIPWTHE DAILY- MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1926 Page ThreeExhibitions Trace Ancient Civilizations In Earliest StagesConductor WeberTalks On Duty ofOperatic Leaders••\V1 at is a conductor, is a ques¬tion which is asked every day of theweek by people of musical understand¬ing,” according to Henry G. Weberof the Chicago Civic Opera Company,youngest musical conductor in GrandOpera, the only American opera con¬ductor and a native of Chicago.Conductor Is Leader“The common understanding is thatthe conductor’s function is to regulatethe time of the orchestra. That is amistake. He is the great co-relatingmedium between the efforts of the en¬tire artistic personnel unifying themin a complete and balanced whole,”said Mr. Weber.“Singers arc prone to be selfish.They cannot help it. for their thoughtsvery naturally centers upon personalsuccess, whereas the conductor divorces himself from every personalequation and is concerned only andtotally in the perfection of the • erformance as a whole, stated Mr.Weber.Conductor Abstract“The singer typifies personality—the conductor is the spirit and essenceof the abstract. Were the singers al¬lowed to do so, they would make ofopera no mosiac, each doing his or hcibest and distorting the performanceto that end, whereas the conductor, un¬mindful of personal ambitions or idio-syncracics, struggles for a well round¬ed. perfect performance. The units inthat performance mean nothing tohim; the complete result means ev¬erything.” Machia Carves Bohemian Wood-CutsPEM6R.A* EVEfcYTHUS< F U AN& foT tqffgSTUDENT EXPRESSESOPINIONS ON ETHICSOF THOUGHTFULNESSBy N. E. Sinninger“I did not think.” What a multitudeof inconsiderate actions this phrasecovers! University life is not exempt,from “profs” to “freshie.”Mr. Grimpe, your studiousness maybe commendable. But you “did notthink” that your next room neighborhad not yet learned to go to sleepto the lullaby of an all-night typewrit-stairs that you could practice the Gold¬en Rule with the janitor’s mop.er. And you, Mr. Trackemup, “didnot think” when you went up theAnd you, Professor Keepatum,when you “bawled out” your class theother day “did not think” that the stu¬dent who had worked hardest toplease you, took your words most seri-usly. And yciu, Professor Kosms,when you made that remark about"people who take their science fromthe Bible,’ ’“did not think” that youbrought a young freshman to the pointof spiritual tragedy.Is the bniverse for these people toosmall to make room for considerate¬ness?Perseverance KeyTo Shaw’s SuccessBernard Shaw owed much of hissuccess to perseverance and work,according to Dr. Archibald Hender¬son of the University of NorthCarolina, who spoke at a WilliamVaughn Moody Foundation lecturerecently.It seems impossible to think oftiiat biting satire, those sparklingepigrams of his or anything butthe spontaneous and effortless over¬flow of a naturally brilliant mind.W ork and Bernard Shaw. Thatlooks like a "finer inaccuracy ofhigher mathematics.”Said the famous dramatist, “Iwant to be quite used up when Idie, for the harder I work the moreI live.” Strange as it seems, wehave to admit that Shaw has reach-common beaten path of hard work,cd the place where he is by theW ithout it he would have remainedall his life at the level of his firstnovels—the worst novels ever writ¬ten, as Dr. Henderson informedhis audience. At the left the wood cut is a typicalpanel by Arthur Machia, Bohemianwood-carver. The panel was made fora poster advertising a recent produc¬tion of “King Agrimenes and the Un¬known Warrior,” a play by Lord Dun-sany which was given at one of thecolony’s little theatres. These playsare of the crudest sort. Aften they arelittle more than public rehearsals.The second wood cut by Arthur Machia, at the right is of the famous“hole-in-the-wall” doorway to the DiflPickle Club, a well known rendezvouson the near north side for modernartists.Mr. Machia is a protege of KingJones of the Dill Pickle Club. Beforemaking wood cuts, Mr. Machia’s spe¬cialty was carving wooden ship mod¬els. ' Disinterest In Women s AthleticsDue to Clubs and Men—DudleyCornell Grads SayIthaca Is Too DryIthaca is too dry for a collegetown.This is the opinion of the Cornellgraduates who return to visit theirAlma Mater. “There ain’t the fel¬lows here now that there used tobe. You see, there’s too manymovies in this town now and theytake all the boy’s time and money;the boys don’t drink like they usedto—it’s slow.” "The things we didand the parties we had will we everforget them?” “Dry except for themedical profession’ and “No oneshould ever visit a dry town.”These are typical impressionswhich the alumni have recorded ina “Register of Old Grads, Would-Be Grads, and Busts to be HandedDown to Posterity,” which is kept?.t Cornell.SOCIALLY-SPEAKINGAs the Christmas holidays ap¬proach and we hear the cry forsomething new in the line of giftswe are moved to suggest a few ofthe newer books which will help thebook-lover to a complete enjoymentof the Yuletide season.Book* A* GiftsOne should be interested, in thecollection of thought-carvings whichLouise Jordan Miln offers us in herdelightful novel, “It Happened InPeking”. Then R. L. Megroz haspublished a friendly little book on“A Talk With Joseph Conrad and aCriticism of His Mind and Method.”Henry Green is a young Oxford manbut his first novel, “Blindness” is at¬tracting much attention among thecritics. “Paris”, by Sidney Dark,and “With Eastern Eyes” by ErnestPoole are both well worth the givingand receiving.“Ninth Avenue”Maxwell Bodenheim seems to de¬serve a little more attention because of his new novel “Ninth Avenue”,not so much for its excellence as forits uniqueness. He has taken up inthis book the modern refrain of strip¬ping a character until it has only afrugal cloak of sexual impulses leftto cover its bareness.Every resident of Ninth Avenue isa nonentity staggering under a bur¬den of sensuality. But out of thismael6torm of evil the author createsone character just a little bit differ¬ent from the rest.“The Dark Dawn”A very realistic and powerful pieceof literature is “The Dark Dawn”the result of Martha Ostenso’s secondsuccessful attempt to make knownto the world the homely lives of areal peasant class in America, theScandinavians of North Dakota andMinnesota. Hattie Murker, the in¬domitable personality, resemblesCaleb Gare of “Wild Geese” but herrelentless power over people ismental rather than physical. The Dramatic Association’s produc¬tion “The Youngest” is to be given to¬night with many campus notables inthe cast, including Ruth DeWitt, JackStambaugh, and Russell Whitney inthe leading roles and participants inother activities as the leaders of themob. The clubs and fraternities havetaken blocks of seats or boxes andplan to attend “en masse.” Judgingfrom the advance notices, the playshould be very amusing and well at¬tended.Quadrangler PartyThe same evening the Quadranglersare giving a “Black and White” par¬ty at the home of Mary Roberts inOak Park. This unique idea shouldmake an extremely effective dance andsomething quite different besides.Ail day today, the annual Y. W.C. A. bazaar is being held in IdaNoyes. All kinds of novelties forChristmas gifts are for sale; and al¬though it is hard to realize that vaca¬tion is nearly upon us, this opportun¬ity for buying presents is a god-sendfor the harassed studenAchoth Formal DanceSaturday night the Achoth fall for¬mal is to be held at the Drake andthe Sigma formal is to be given at theCountry Club Apartments. The lasthouse dances of the quarter are beinggiven the same night by the PhiGam’s and by the Sigma Chi’s.This week ends the social' activitiesof the fall quarter, for whether webelieve it or not an intellectual atmo¬sphere will pervade the campus nextweek. The fall social season for theUniversity has closed.CONTRIBUTORS ANDREPORTERS NEEDEDThere are a few openings on TheDaily Maroon for students wishingto write for the feature section.Freshmen and Upper-classmen whoare interested, have been asked toreport to Alice Kinsman, featureeditor, in the Maroon office.Contributions of literary news,book reviews, feature stories, inter¬views, poems and short stories maybe sent through the Faculty Ex¬change, to the Feature Editor. “Women’s athletics are not in adeplorable condition,” said MissGertrude Dudley, head of the wo¬men’s physical education departmentat the University. “Women’s clubsand the notion that men do not ap¬prove of the athletic type of girl,however, are two underlying causesfor the apparent lack of interest inwomen’s athletics here at the Uni¬versity.”“There is also the element of awk¬ward schedule. The lack of juniorsand seniors on the hockey teams thisquarter is due to the fact that theyhave classes conflicting with hockeypractice. Since this is a non-resi*dent school it is practically impos¬sible for anyone to stay over longenough to take part in extra athle¬tics.” ',Women’s athletics are rapidly de¬veloping and gaining in prominence,Miss Dudley believes but she dreadsthe day of women’s intercollegiatesports. However, as the feeling forthis new action in athletics is grow¬ing, there is also a reaction againstthem which is lead by the Confer¬ence of American College Women,and the National Amateur AthleticFederation. “There is a feeling”,Miss Dudley concluded, “that womenare too nervously constituted forparticipation in intercollegiatesports.”On the BoardsBy Willi* P. DrewJohn Van Druten has made the universal problem confronting the boyof seventeen, who for the first timeis conscious of his sex instincts, thebasis for his “Young Woodley,” pre¬sented at the Blackstone theater.The play holds one’s attention soclosely during the performance thatit is only during the slow processionup the aisle to the exit that one be¬gins to realize Mr. Van Druten hasreally tried to put over a construc¬tive idea in his absorbing littledrama.The play is something of an at¬tack on the disciplinary methods em¬ployed in the English schools in theireffort to avert serious trouble dur¬ing the period of adolescence, andoffers as a better plan the “under¬standing and sympathy” method. Itis not at all surprising that the Eng¬lish play-censors refused Van Drutentheir permission to produce the playin London. When a country likeEngland has an educational systemupon which it has long prided itself,a twenty-four old playwright mustnot be allowed to reveal its discrep¬ancies.Glenn Hunter approaches perfec¬tion in his portrayal of Young Wood-ley. His love affair is dignified andpathetic, his awkwardness is neveroverdone. Helen Gahagan made alittle too much work of her role asthe professor’s wife, but she playedit earnestly and the audience likedher.Is Censorship CureOr Cause of Evil?“It is the purveyor of filth whogets liberty when there is no cen¬sorship,” declared Rev. Elmer L.Williams, the ‘‘Fighting Parson,”defending the censorship of booksand plays in a recent debate withT. V. SMITH, assistant dean ofcolleges at the University.“I have never in my life read acensored book without enjoying itthoroughly,” Professor Smith saidin return. "Opinions on books, dif¬fer too widely for efficient censor¬ship. If I were a censor and hadto cut out some books, the first onesI would choose would be the Songsof Solomon, and “Don Juan.”“Modesty and tolerance remaingreat human virtues,” ProfessorSmith continued. “The scheme ofcensorship is undemocratic since itpresupposes a distrust of both peo¬ple and knowledge. It is a cause,not a cure of human wrong.” Haskell MuseumOpens With NewOriental DisplaysfHaskell Oriental Museum reopenedits doors at a formal reception lastnight, after being remodeled and re¬arranged.Both ends of the first floor weremade over into exhibition halls, wherethe Museum’s finest Egyptian piecesare now installed. The north room of¬fers exhibits which trace Egyptiancivilization from prehistoric times toRoman days. The central figure inthis room is a so-called “mummy”which is really a naturally preservedbody buried a thousand years beforemummifying was invented. In thewall cases round this “mummy” arerelics from the tombs of Egypt’s firstand second dynasties, together withhand-wrought pottery and stone vases.Limestone FiguresIn the middle of the north roomstands the largest single group of lime¬stone figures yet found in one tomb.Its original owner who lived about2500 B. C. wished to maintain his do¬mestic establishment unimpaired inthe next world. According to Egyp¬tian belief the souls of himself andfamily had need of bodies after, aswell as before death. If their mummieswere destroyed, substitute bodies likethese little limestone figures might re¬place them. So this ancient gentlemanhas taken four such extra bodies forhimself, two for his wife, and a wholeseries for sons, daughters and ser¬vants.Egyptian ArtsIn the south room, Egyptian sculp¬ture, writing weapons, furniture andwork in various materials are exhibitedas units. One case is filled with flow¬ers from funeral wreaths of Egyptianpharoahs. The vanity case of theEgyptians is shown as a bronze mirrorin a wooden case, but unfortunatelythe powder-puff is missing.The third floor is given to WesternAsia with exhibitions which testifyto the artistic and cultural civiliza¬tions of the ancient Babylonians.Scientists PredictNew Glacial Era“Complete submersion of Chicagoby Lake Michigan is to be expectedin a very short time ,and the elementwhich once rose to the level of thethird story of Cobb Hall and wouldhave floated ice burgs in its windows,had it stood then, will again come intoits own.”However, Professor J. Harlen Bretz,of the department of geology whomade this statement, adds that thereis no need to desert the city, for itwill take at least 3,000 years for thisto happen. Nevertheless the basin ofstaid old Lake Michigan is graduallytipping southward, and less Chicagocontinues to divert water through thedrainage canal such a result is prob¬able.Former Inundation“To be covered with water wouldbe no novelty to this region,” saidProfessor Bretz, “for the bed-rock oflimestone on which such buildings asthe new chapel are built, bears a rec¬ord of several inundations. The lime¬stone itself originated in a sea *of sub¬tropical temperature and now lies witha fifty foot covering of glacial sands.The recent excavations for WeiboldtHall showed stratified sand with theimprint of wave motion upon it.”Chicago is built on a plane whichwas in turn built under forty feet ofglacial water.CELEBRATE 27TH YEAROF DELTA SIGMA PHIMembers of Delta Sigma Phi fraternity will attend a banquet at thiCity C|ub tonight to celebrate th<twenty-seventh anniversary of their organization. However, for the firstime in Mu chapter’s history the parents and sisters of the pledges, actives and alumni have been invited tcattend.Dr. LeRoy Sloan, well knowrWoodlawn physician and vice-presi¬dent of the National order of DeltaSigs, will sketch the history of thefraternityPage f our THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1926 fDEBATE OF THE CENTURY!“IS CAPITALISM A MENACE TO DEMOCRACY?”Yes!—SCOTT NEARING - Enough Said!No! — J. E. LeROSSIGNOL - Professor of Economics inUniversity of Nebraska; well-known author of anti¬socialist books,CHICAGO FORUMSunday Afternoon, December 19, at 3 o’clockORCHESTRA HALL — for this debate only.All seats reserved Tickets on sale at Box Office$1.10 - 75c - 50cContinuous£)anein£from 7 till 2featuring2 0rehe$fra$An OrientalSettingfor a PerfectLuncheon,Dinner orSupper DanceThe GOLDEN LILY309 E. Garfield Blvd.at the 55th St. Sta.Long Noted for Good Food and Music Pride of PossessionBuy skates that are worthy of the kind of skating you wantto do. 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MONROE ST.140-142 South Clark Street(Near Adams)225 North Wabash at Wacker Drive(Second Floor, Fisk Building)Maroon Baseballplayers will be “Stayat Home, Play *tHome” boys. The DailyFriday Morning SPORTS MaroonDecember 10, 1926 The Southern triprumors were wrong.CLOSE I-M TOURNAMENT SEASON WITH WRESTLING TODA YNo Southern Trip Planned forMaroon Ball Team—Coach CrislerMAROON CAGERSTO MAKE STRONGRID FOR HONORSEarly Reports IndicateClose Struggle InTitle RaceIndications point toward a strugglethis year between Chicago. Wisconsin.Purdue and Michigan for the Basket¬ball Championship. Chicago seems tohe developing an unusually good teamand will undoubtedy make a strong bidfor Conference title honors.Reporlts from Wisconsin prove thatschool to have a fast, heavy aggrega¬tion. With many of last year's vet¬erans including Behr. all-Conferencecenter, in uniform, Coach Meanwcllhas a wealth of material from whichto build a team.Michigan, with Molenda. Ooster-baan, and Friedman back, will remainthroughout the season a continualthreat. Purdue lost Spradling andCramer by graduation, but rumors in¬dicate a formidable team in the mak¬ing. Minnesota as usual an unknownquantity, may upset the dope bucketand produce a championship aggrega¬tion.Northwestern and Illinois have fairteams but do not look like title con¬tenders. Little is known at the pres¬ent time about Ohio and Iowa, againstwhom Chicago opens its Big Ten-chedule on January 8th. Either ofthese schools, however, may spring asurprise and capture honors. Indiana,all probability, will have a capableteam and will be a source of trouble toall of its opponents. With Captain Ju- jlitis Kreuger as a nucleus, Coach Dean !i> busy developing a formidable outfit.Jacob H. Hollander, John HopkinsUniversity, will speak on ‘‘The Found¬er of a School" at 4:30 in Harper M-li. ;Radio vesper chimes service at Mit¬chell tower will be broadcast by Sta¬tion .WMAQ at 6. Rumors were rampant around thecampus yesterday that the Maroonbaseball team was to tour the Southduring the spring furlough for thepurpose of engaging divers Southerncolleges in pre-season baseball tilts.The reason given was that Frit2Crisler, coach, desired to have hismen engage in baseball practice be¬fore the conference games, a thingwhich had been made impossible lastyear by the inclement weather. Lastseason's first game that played withNorthwestern, was fought out in ablinding blizzard and before the teatnhad engaged in a single day of outdoor 1practice.I hese rumors, as, set forth in yester¬day’s morning papers were branded asutterly false by Crisler, who statedthat they had absolutely no back¬ground. Not only had there been noconsideration of such a project (whichhas never been undertake by a Ma¬roon nine), but had there been such |a possibility it could not be carried outas Fritz must be at the school all ofthat period, it being Interscholasticweek.UNIVERSITY RIFLECLUB CHALLENGEDBY MANY SCHOOLSAccording to reports from the RifleClub, the scores for both men andwomen are improving rapidly. Twenty-five men and twenty women haveturned out so far.Northwestern called yesterday, andis anxious for a match between thewomen's teams the first of next quar¬ter and another to follow later. Inthe first match all women of the clubmay compete but in the second onlyundergraduates may enter.The following schools have sentchallenges*to the men: University olMaryland, University of Illinois, Uni¬versity of Minnesota and Culver Acad¬emy. Challenges for the women havel>een received from NorthwesternUniversity, University of Marylandand the University of Illinois. Invite MichiganStars To Play InEast-West GameTwo of Michigan’s graduating foot¬ball stars, (apt. Benny Friedman, all-American qurterback. and William‘Flop Flora, right end for threeyears, have been invited to play in theannual Last vs. \\ est game New Year’sDay at San Francisco for the benefitof the Shriner's Children hospital.This contest was instituted two yearsago and since that time has grownto a place of great popularity on thePacific coast.Flora has accepted the invitation tojoin the estern team which will be or¬ganized by Lieutenant Beckett, assist¬ant .to Coach “Navy Bill'’ Tngram,whose duties make it impossible forhim to take charge this year.Friedman has found it impossibleto make the trip.The teams are made up of the col¬lege stars of the country but are lim¬ited in their personnel to men whohave played their last year.BASKET TEAM DOWNSCAPPER AND CAPPERCoach Norgren’s basketmen under¬went their first tough scrimmagelast evening when they met the Car>-per & Capper team in a practicetilt. The Maroons won by a largemargin but were given real competi¬tion by the Capperites. Hoerger andKaplan played especially well forthe Maroons, Coach Norgren tryingall of his likely players, Weiss andDugan, ex-Midway stars, were in th°Capper line-up.CHRISTMASDEC. 25thRemember DadTake him borne a Pipe or a giftof some kind fromCOWHEY’SMEN’S SHOP55th St. at Ellis Ave.Fine Assortment of Holiday Gifts.TWO STORES:BATH ROBES PIPESDRESS SHIRTS CIGARSMUFFLERS CIGARETTESStudents, Eat at theMANILA LUNCH845 E. 55th Phone Midway 7988HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD FOODCourteous Attention Given to StudentsCome and Try Our Daily Special Luncheon and SupperAlso Special Chop Suey DailyLowest Prices in the university neighborhoodQuick Service—Home Cooking—Ladies InvitedRUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One Dollar Hold Two Day Coaching SessionAt Badger School; Starts TodayGRAPPLERS MEETIN FINALS FOR- TOURNEY HONORSProudfoot and SemmerlingMeet For HeavyweightTitleIt was “the survial of the fit” thatmarked the ferociousness of Intra¬mural wrestlers yesterday afternoonas they fought through the prelim¬inary rounds of the Annual FallTournament. Today it will be “thesurvial of the fittest” when the finalsare held at 3:30 o’clock at BartlettGym.In the finals of the 188 lb. classLandis and Winfrey are matched forfirst place and Fuchs and Yaeger forthird. In the semifinals for the 128pounders Burkard and Fishman willmeet as will Laverde and Ridge. Inthe 138 lb. semifinals, Marsh andRabachoiis, and Ray and Mikesh willcontend. The 114 parings will beHaywood and Gray, and Jones andWilson. In the 160 lb. class, Chang-non and Rayson will contend for thetitle and the loser will meet Erasmusto decide second place. Zablen andStuenkeo will contend in the finalsfor the 177 pounders. In the heavyweight class Proudfoot meets Sem¬merling, the loser to meet Eikenberryfor second place.Complete SchedulesEmpty dates on all Maroon athleticschedules have been filled, it was an¬nounced yesterday. The completeschedules will appear in later editionsof The Daily Maroon. Madison, Wis., Dec. 10, 1926.—Allpreparations have been completed forthe Second Annual Coaching Clinicof the University of Wisconsin, andGeorge Little and the members ofhis department stand ready to wel¬come the multitude of college andhigh school mentors who will arrivehere today for the two day session.Responses to the invitations mailedby George Berg, manager of theClinic, indicate that last season’s aat-tendance of 150 will be greatly sur¬passed. This idea of entertainingthe coaches of Wisconsin schools andinstitutions of the neighboring stateswas instituted a year ago, and metwith great approval of those whowere present to hear the instructive-presentations of such prominentathletic tutors as George Little, Dr.Walter Meanwell, Tom Jones, GuyLowman, Joe Steinauer, and theother Badger coaches.Starting at ten o’clock this morn¬ing a busy program will be followeduntil Saturday evening, when themeeting will close with Mr. Little’stalk on the forward pass.—-jI-M Cage TeamsIn Early PracticePreparations for Intramural bask¬etball competition are well under wayat the present time. Dr. Molanderhas announced that Bartlett Gym isopen from seven to ten o’clock everyevening for practice during the re¬mainder of the quarter. All of thefraternities are now gathering theirteams and starting drill. Non-frat¬ernity organizatios are being formedand also are getting into good trim. CLASS MEET RICHIN TRACK ‘FINDS’Freshman Runners MakeFast TimeHopeful joy beams forth once againon Lonnie Stagg’s countenance as hesurveys his freshman track team eachnight. F'or the interclass meet heldon Wednesday night was rich in ‘finus’from among hitherto unknown year¬ling track athletes.Schulz, the sprinter from HydePark High, who dashed off the 440in 53 seconds flat, made the most out¬standing time of any of his class¬mates. Fifty-three is near top formfor indoor men and according to therecords it is the best time ever madeby a first year man at Chicago.Meadows, a 50 yard man from LakeView also caused much comment whenhe tied for first in his specialty. Thecomment was all the more favorabklwhen it was learned that the meetmarked his first time out this year.Whitney of Toledo, with a 11 footeffort in the pole vault, Weaver ofJonesboro, Ark., who placed secondin the shot, and Hayden of U. High,who led his team-mates to a slam inthe hurdles also turned in perform¬ances worthy of note.The Chicago Track coaches are onceagain laying plans to ensare the elu¬sive Big Ten Conference track title.“I Devastated, I Destroyed”One In Babylonia, long before the era of Caesar, thewar lords were fond of extolling their militaryprowess * * * * ' • i ♦Two In Assyria the royal artists created wondrousmurals for the fortress walls, many generationsbefore such art was known in Constantinople andthe great cities of the old world * * * *Three; In the Vale of Kashmir, two thousand years beforeUncle Remus told the B’rer Rabbit stories, the oldHindu* were recounting fabulous folktales, wittyfirsts cqppins of the Arabian Nights * * * * \/OneTwpThree 1 uji ulr i, And in Chicago, for over thirty years, the Uni-versijljy, pf Chicago Press published (and is stillpublishing) good b -oks, books that contain muchwi^pm-rpamong t.iem, (One) Luckenbill’s “An¬cient Records of Assyria and Babylonia,” (Two)Bre^tfd’s “Oriental Forerunners of ByzantinePainting,” and (Three) Ryder’s translation of“The P^nchatantra.” * * * *Cl ’I.*"*-\H^V- 1 > Hit\.\ J:< •U- * ■<j What the advertising manager of theu j* j University of Chicago Press might havewritten in his diary if he had one.it \VTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 10, 1926£ M^hisdeON BEING A SENIORGee, it’s no fun being a Senior—All this dignityOf carrying a cane,All this respectOf the upperclassmen.All this friendlinessFrom the faculty membersAh, they know what we'll be losingIn a few short months.And they’re just being sorry for us OVER FIVE THOUSANDTAKE JOURNALISM INFIFTY INSTITUTIONSTHE Daily Maroon continues itsagitation for an arrangement whichwould keep the coffee shop open dur¬ing the evening. With something ofsuspicion we are beginning to wonderwhat it is that they do sell there!(THIS IS AWFULLY CYNICAL)Part OneOutside the closed door the youngman strode back and forth nervously.The murmuring of voices as a faintgroan reached his hearing set him toincreased agitation. With clenchedfists, he prayed. Suddenly the dooropened, a whiff of chloroform stoleout from the now quiet room. Then heheard wreak, tiny cries. The white-garbed attendant stepped out andnodded the good news. “Nurse.” hecried happily, “what is it—boy or girl ?”Part TwoOutside the closed door the old manstrode back and forth restlessly. The.murmuring of voices as the clinkingof glasses and gurgling of bottlesreached his hearing set him to increas¬ed agitation. Suddenly the door bang¬ed open, a whiff of Turkish cigarettesstole out with the strains of a blaringjazz tune. A slim waisted, knickeredperson slipped by him with a toss ofa sleek, close-cropped head. “Damn,”it murmured as it encountered a pro¬truding table. And then, whistlingshrilling of “Hinky Dinky ParlezVous,” it disappeared. “My god,’’cried the old man, as he thought of acertain scene many years before,“what is it—boy or girl!”RELIGION(In the Modern Sense)Down through the clouds comes rainand sleet....Denting the earth with deep puddlesOf mud and slush ..Lightning strikes...Filling my heartWith terrible fears.Timidly I tread the rough, unevenground...Slush... and mud ..Lord ISave my Soles! !—GeoGInitial Track Meet of Year Uncov¬ers Promising Men”—Daily Maroon.Well, what to they want ’em to do-run in their fur coats?AT Niles Center they have estab-i9hed a military academy which willrain feminine cadets. But can one>ne imagine the successful execution>f the command, “Present Arms!”AT THREE A. M.'fight time is fright time?or then I am alone—\nd bed time is dread timeFor then my doubt* are pronero writhe inside me as I toss, withrhreats of coming years...Pillows are billowsrhat wash up sorry sights—rhe clock tick like magicProphetic-like invitesA gaze at future failure, and soAggravates my fears...—TERRIBLE TURK Fifty university and collegeschools and departments of journal¬ism of professional rank in theUnited States gave instruction to532 students during the academicyear 1925-26, according to the Jour¬nalism Bulletin, publication of jour¬nalism teachers’ association. Journal¬ism graduates from the 50 schools inJune, 1926, numbered 884, as com¬pared with approximately 500 for theprevious year.College and university students oflast year were classified as follows:graduate students, 122; seniors 884;juniors, 1,454. sophomores, 1,636;freshmen, 1,357. The number ofwomen studying journalism was 2,-106, almost the same as in 1924-25.The increase of 500 in enrollmentrepresented almost entirely a gainin men students.The University of WisconsinCourse in Journalism enrolled 305students and granted the bachelor’sdegree to 58 during the year.\Jhe largest sellingquality pencilin the worldBuyadozen Superlative in quality,the world-famous\/EVpeNUSPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per dor. 1.20cAt all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N.Y. WHAT’S ON TODAYInternational Students Associationwill meet at 7:30 in the Reynoldsclubhouse.CLASSIFIEDFOR SALE—Hammond, A1 condi¬tion. English and French type. Price$50 cash. Call Fairfax 9700, Room103.FOR RENT—Single and doublerooms. Large front bedroom for two$6; housekeeping if desired. 6434 Kim-bark Avenue. Fairfax 5221.5715 DREXEL—Elegant front roomdouble $7; single $4. Second floor, alsokitchenette. 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