Jawn and Will’sSt. Nick Phoenixis out today. Wi)t Baftp jltaroon Work has start¬ed on the thirdMilitary Ball Jan.21.Vol. 27. No. 44. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1926 Price Five Cents^SABRES TO CLASH JANUARY 21My advices of the other day, em¬anating from an indignant Maroonfootb^Jl player, in regard to an all-star team picked by the “Daily Illini”were, I am informed by that augustsheet, all wrong. When the otherday the athlete in question camerushing uptto me with the informa¬tion that the Daily Illini had cast agrave affront at Mr. Stagg’s merrymen, and went on to demand thatI, in the cause of truth and justice,right the wrong, I went about thejob without further ado, just as oneof King Arthur’s boys would buckleon his mask, chest protector and shinguards in the old days, get on hishigh horse, and go out to pop offsomebody or other with his lance. Idid not attempt to verify the ath¬lete’s story at the time. I acceptedit—it seemed so probable. “Mine notto question why,” etc. I just did thejob and took up the white man’sburden in defense of Mr. Stagg andthe boys.* * * *In the Sunday “Illini” I am toldI am in utter error about things.The journal of the Greatest .StateUniversity did not print that all-Conference team after all. TheChampaign “News-Gazette,” if I re¬member rightly, did the dirty work.“The Illini” stands with clean hands.It pointed this out Sunday. More, itsaid that it did not put much stockin my “malicious” remarks about itand Illinois. In doing this, of course,•‘The Illini” once more falls into theerror of its old ways: it takes meseriously again. This I have severaltimes asked “The Illini” to refrainfrom doing. Still, I do not feelgreatly affected by the bitterness of •“The Illini” against me. I feel that jthat bitterness is, at bottom, founded ;on just as much good will towardsme and Chicago as my “bitterness”and “maliciousness” for the “The Il¬lini” and Illinois is. For I really holdnothing against the one or the other.I take the Illinois boys, if not asbrothers, at least as very distant re¬lations, and even bear for them something like a homely affection in allof my vitriolic attacks. That, the Il¬linois boys must admit, is a conces¬sion. It must make their hearts(beating steadily beneath their blue■shirts) feel better. After all, kid^dingcan be good-natured, even if, to theIllinois boys, it seems neither to bekidding or to have anything good-natured about it. All’s well in thestate of Illinois and it’s only sixteendays ’till Christmas. Ring them bells!* * * *There has recently been Consider¬able agitation for that haven of thethirsty, the weak and the forlorn—the Coffee Shop—to remain open un¬til the hour of 10 p. m., very latewhen you consider that the placecloses at 5 now. The movement forCheese Sandwiches at Later Hourshas gained heavy hacking among thediscerning classes of the campus. Ithas been shouted for in the streets,demanded in “The Maroon”—torch-'ight processions even are an emin-°nt possibility. All this is niceenough but I think nobody has goneto the bottom of the matter.* * * *For who wants to eat or drink par¬ticularly between 5 and 10 p. m? Not1. certainly. I am eating at the frathouse, lying around at the frat house,and doing other things (not at thefrat house) at this time of the'eve¬ning. No; the Coffee Shop oughtrather to be open between the hoursof midnight and, 5 a. m. Then is thetune that the boys, coming homefrom their diversions, or restless af¬ter writing their term papers, wantfood. So I call on the authorities tonnstop the oak at the Spa betweenthese hours. And I suggest a couple°f the Midnight Grinds (graduateschool species) of Gates Hall as min-istrants of mercy (i eM waiters)during these sessions of the wee Ihours. I “The Youngest” Can’tSay “I’ve Nothing toWear;” $800 WardrobeMore than $800 has been expended for afternoon games, din¬ner gowns, and sport clothes to be worn by members of the cast thatwill present “The Youngest” tomorrow night at 8:30 in Mandel hall.The dresses have been furnished by one of the most exclusive storesin Chicago.The new scenery which was recently purchased by the Dram¬atic association and which will be used for the first **me tomorrownight was set up in Mandel hall yesterday afternoon. It was used inrehearsal later in the afternoon.It is the first time in the history of the University that Mandelhall is equipped with a modern setJosh SantaThe Phoenix is out!Once more Jawn and Will havegone and done it. This time theymade dear old Santa Claus the goat.“But what are goats among friends,”asks Jawn.And how generous he is with themembers of the faculty. This fact isrevealed in Georgie’s story of “SantaClaus and his Great Big Bag.” Thissoul-stirring epic is a work of artin itself.Then ‘here is the retinue of his¬torical characters: Joe Twirp, FredFeeble, Little Eva and Barbara Friet-sehe. A1 Widdifield, the wise man that meets the requirements of theassociation and permits a play to bestaged properly. The set, which wasTy. TyK * produced by one of the largest com-Xli. X IIvUIIIA panies in Chicago, can be convertedinto any kind of scene desired andicludes a ceiling.It was by special arrangement withthe University Dramatic associationthat Philip Barry’s great comedy suc¬cess from New York will be producedon the campus as the play has neverbefore appeared in Chicago. Theplay is one of the big hits of theyear.Charles Cowan, treasurer of theassociation, announced yesterdaythat it is still possible for fraternitiesand clubs to secure blocks of seatsfor tomorrow night’s performance,but such reservations must be madeearly as the house is rapidly sellingout.The box office in Mandel cloiser Brown New GreenCap Head; NamedCouncil ChairmanSeven men were chosen by theGreen Cap board of directors toform the council for the club, ata dinner Tuesday night in Hutch¬inson Commons.Dunning Brown, chairman,Maurice Holahan, William Had-field, Floyd Wilson, Hugh Riddleand James Sheldon were selectedby the Freshman from a tentativelist of twelve men to guide theaffairs of the sixty-eight Freshmenwho succeeded in winning a placeon the roll call of the honoraryorganization.Preceding the election, TomMulroy and John Howe, the guid¬ing spirits of the yearling organ¬ization explained the purpose ofthe group and briefly recalled itshistory. The newly appointedcouncil will begin working imme¬diately to produce work for theirclassmates, it was announced.of Hitchcock Hall, tells how they got i will be open from 11 to 5 both todaythat way—how Joe was able to get' and tomorrow. The seats are 75into a frat-club, how Barbara would j cents and $1.00.sit by her well and why Farmer;Brown’s Boy left off chasing cotton¬tails. Jawn and Will anticipate an¬other 11 o’clock sellout.Former Presidents,Federation’s Guestsat Banquet TuesdayThree former presidents of Fed¬eration will speak at the banquet tobe given Tuesday from 6 to 8 inthe sun parlors of Ida Noyes hall.The dinner is held in celebration ofthe one hundredth open councilmeeting of the organization.Presidents who have accepted theinvitation are: Helen Thompson, FayMillard, and Mrs. Lenox Rey. Musicwill be furnished by Muriel Parker,pianist; Edwarda Williams, violinist,and Evangeline Williams, eellst.STUDENTS TRY TOSEE JACK WOODSSince a recent article in the DailyMaroon brought to light the factthat the body of Jack Woods, execut¬ed Drake Hotel bandit, was in the“cold storage” department of theUniversity many students have clam¬ored for permission to view the body.Hordes have attempted to gain ad¬mission to this sanctum.These attem'pts have all been invain as it is a University regulationthat only medical students have ac¬cess to this department.Open Meeting EndsW. A. A. QuarterLast of a series of W. A. A. openhouse teas given during the quarterwill be held tomorrow at 3:30 In thecorrective gym of Ida Noyes hall.The program will include dancing,hridire. and refreshments. PHIL ALLEN TALKSAS WIEBOLDT LAYSNEW CORNERSTONEThe cornerstone of Wieboldt hall,modern language building now underconstruction on campus, will be plac¬ed with appropriate ceremonies nextTuesday, it was announced last night.Dr. Phillip Schuyler Allen, headof the Germanics department, willopen the ceremonies with an address.The building itself cost $500,000 andis a gift of W. A. Wieboldt, fromthe Foundation established by Mr.and Mrs. W. A. Wieboldt. It willclose in the breach in the Universitywall flanking the Midway. Prof. Milliken toSpeak at Y.M.C. A.Conference Dec. 28Robert A. Milliken, Universityprofessor, world renowned scientistand lecturer, is one of the principalspeakers of the Y. M. C. A. confer¬ence Dec. 28 and Jan. 1. ProfessorMilliken is to discuss the relation ofscience and religion in regards to thegeneral theme of the conference: “IsChristianity the way out for the lifeof today?”Representatives of all parts :of theworld will attend. ,The Milwaukee conference is to bethe first national joint- student affairthat has ever been attempted by thetwo Christian associations! Studentsare coming from universities and| colleges all over the country, and in;each case they are thoroughly pre-. pared to carry on an intelligent dis-| cussion about the subject at hand.The University alone is sending 33delegates to the coun<p|. ^ ,These delegates have been Coachedby Dean Bowen in ojfct^tl^t theycan participate in the discussionswith the rest of the delegates fromother universities. * inEDUCATION SCHOOLFROLICS AT PARTY Kathleen Stewart apd MinottStickney have been rrttnaed as co-chairmen of the team: Harry Hageyand Frances Holt a#B risking ar¬rangements for the transportation.Dancing and cards will furnish theentertainment- at a party to be givenby the School of Education tomor¬row evening from 8 to 12 in thetheater and sun parlor of Ida Noyeshall. Various novelties to be givenbetween dances have been arranged jbv Martha Hall. FIFTY-FIFTY BASISAS DATERS’ DECREEDates on a 50-50 basis are de¬manded by the men of the Univer¬sity of Redlands, California. In thefuture the women will have fifty per¬cent of the fun and pa^ her shareof the cost. f '.I 'Most college womei^ have moremoney than college men. Women en¬joy the companionship *>* men just asmuch as men enjoy the companion¬ship of women. Why cannot thewoman meet the man halfway andpay her share of the* party?Hollander Talks on“Dawn of Science”Jacob H. Hollander, head of thedepartment of Economics at*JohnHopkins university, will speak on“The Dawn of Science” tomorrow at4:30 in Harper Assembly room. Thisis the first of a series of seven lec¬tures. Military Ball, FirstWinter Formal, Opens1927 Social SeasonThe date of the third annual Military Ball, set and reset byCrossed Cannon, has been officially announced as Friday, January•21.The scene of this first formal of the winter quarter, which is twoyears has grown to a place among the University traditions, has notyet been selected. The Blackstone, Shoreland and Drake Hotelsand the South Shore Country Club are submitting bids. Last yearthe ball was held at the Country Club.Cadets Wear UniformsUniforms will be worn by the University cadets and dinnercoats will be in vogue for the otherLaw GreeksChoose MenThirty-nine men will be initiatedby the legal fraternities of the Uni¬versity of Chicago Law School.The “pledges are as follows:Phi Delta Phi: William H. Abbott,Oak Park.; Fred M. Henderson,Butte, Mont.; Winfield Morrisey,Chilton, Wis.; Marshall A. Pippin,Blue Island, Ill.; Henry Sackett,Gary, Ind.; Wasson Wilson, Ham¬mond, Ind.; and John Griffiths, Ruf¬fin Johnston, Fred McManus, RobertMcDougal and Roger White, all ofChicago.Phi Alpha Delta: W. H. Alexander,Rockford, 111.; O. I. Bingaman, In-dianola, la.; H. E. Christensen, Price,Utah; F. A. Hodges, Pleasantvile,la.; G. R. Holbrook, Ashland, Ky.;P. H. Kaus, Spencer, la.; R. L. Law¬yer, Beloit, Wis., L..P? Oakes, Laura,Ill.; A. L. Stevenson, Holland, Mich.;L. H. Shurmeicr, Elgin, Ill.; and J(Continued on page 3) bid holders as at Miltary balls inprevious years.The charge last year was five dol¬lars but Crossed Cannon has sub¬mitted a budget to the student audi¬tor providing for a lower tax.The leaders of the annual promare to be elected by Crossed Can¬non. The names will be announcedon page 5 of the Christmas numberof The Daily Maroon which appearso campus Friday, December 17.“It is the hope of tlfe Military Ballcommittee to make this year’s partythe largest of the three. Each yearhas shown a marked increase of in¬terest in the affair,” said GeraldBench, president of Crossed Can¬nons.“The Military Ball is one of thecampus’ most brilliant affairs andshould be a real event in the livesof undergraduates,” said Major Bar-rows, head of the R. O. T. C., ofthe ball last year.Katherine H. GoodeTo Address GradsAt Fall ConventionConvocation for the one hundredforty-fourth graduation will be heldat ■3:30 on Tuesday, December 21, inLeon Mandel Assembly hall.The Convocation Address, “Wom¬an’s Stake In Government” will bedelivered by Katherie Hancock Goodemember of the Illinois General As¬sembly, and wife of J. Paul Goode,of the Department of Geography. JANE ADDAMS GIVESTALK TO STUDENTSOF SOCIAL SERVICEMISS SWAIN TALKSTO HOME EC. CLUBMiss Frances Swain, president ofthe Home Economics association ofIllinois, will speak on “Progress ofHome Economics in Chicago HighSchools and the Work of the As¬sociation” at a tea sponsored by theHome Economics club today from 4to 6 in the library of Ida Noyes hall.You’ll BeInterestedIn the title and authors of themanuscript around which the Mir¬ror production for 1927 will bestaged. Details about the newshow will be published in theChristmas Issue of The Daily Ma¬roon.This issue wiil not only be the larg¬est in the history of your newspaperbut it will be the best.Read this column every day andsee why! We’re not bragging.THE DAILY MAROON “Some Recent National Confer¬ences at Social Workers” will be thesubject of a talk by Miss Jane Ad-dams, guest of honor at the SocialService club dinner tonight at 6:30in the sun parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The dinner which was scheduled forDec. 2 was postponed until tonightbecause of Miss Addam’s illness.Members of the Social Service clubstudents from the Social ServiceSchool, their friends and alumni havebeen urged to attend the dinner.Miss Addams is the founder of HullHouse^ and a prominet settlementworker. Ninety tickets have beensold by members of the club.FEMININE CADETS TOINVADE ARMY RANKSThe co-educational military acad¬emy has come into existence. From’Niles Center comes the announce¬ment that the North Shore Militaryacademy will open its doors to fem¬inine cadets, with the possibilitythat a naval academy may be addedin the near future.- Not satisfied with her achieve¬ments, the modern women has deter¬mined to invade the battlefield andball room on an equal footing withmen. •Directors of the school comparetheir new step to the first co-educa¬tional movement in 1896.Cotyege Six PepsDance At CooperSyncopation furnished by the Col¬lege Six, a campus orchestra, willlend pep and sparkle to a CollegeNight dance which will be given atthe Cooper-Carlton Hotel tomorrowevening.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1926Sailg iflarmmFOUNDED IN 1961THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday. Sunday and Monday, during the Antonin,Winter and Spring quarter* by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rate*:18.00 per year: by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March 13.1806. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in thla paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTWhistle EditorAssistantSports EditorGeorge Jones .News EditorNews EditorA1 Widdi fieldBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus .Assistant Sports EditorDay EditorDay EditorKathryn Sandmeyer...Harriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy — AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. MgrRobert Fisher. Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr ..Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantIS IT A FEAST?PAYS DEAN FLINT: “Chronic indigestion of the bountiful scholas-^ tic feast, spread in sumptuous, bewildering fashion for us here atthe University, finds painful expression in the unhappy faces of agreat many college students.”We take two exceptions to this statement. In the first place,we re not sure that i tis a feast, and in the second, we are certain thatthe matter of it isnt' spread before us.Not being an expert at definitions, we approach the first pointwith hestitation. It’s hardly fair o call a forced-feeding process a1feast. And that’s what collegiate instruction, here and elsewhere,usually resolves itself into. Due dates are set for papers, a cut “sys¬tem” is installed, and we are informed that unexcued absence fromchapel will be tolerated hut three times during? our undergraduatecareer.In other words, we are note invited to partake of the feast; weare ordered to. And naturally this results in indigestion. We allknow that something quite serious may happen to the physique ofone who is forced to eat when he is already satisfied. May we notfind an accurate analogy in our American educational system?What’s the good of tempting men and women to eat when theyknow that they’ll have to? A psychologist would probably say thatcompulsion in such cases is bound to result in distaste.After all, the matter finally resolves itself into an examinationof the status of the individual student. If undergraduaes are men andwomen they ought to be treated as such. And if they’re not, im¬pose all the restrictions on them that may he necessary to bring themto order. The supposition the universities now work under is thatundergraduates are men and women. Does anyone notice an in¬consistency?If the idea that undergraduates are men and women was ac¬cepted, shall we say, a little more wholeheartedly, the probable re¬sult would be the spreading of a feast, not the contemporary in¬jection of food. For man has an innate good sense that tells himhim how much he must eat and when he must eat it. The care of aman’s stomach is usually left to the man.GLASS DOORS AND MEDITATION|T ISN'T that we do not appreciate the Hilton Chapel. Most of usare fully aware of its beauty and peacefulness. We enjoy going toits stillness and silence. Every worldly thing seems to leave us—a feeling of absolute peace and calm enters us.And we use it often, even though some of us scarcely admitthat we do. But we rebel at the glass doors. We want to get awayfrom the crowds, and we object to having those crowds see us at¬tempting escape. “Open for prayer and meditation,” the sign says—invitingly? We object that also. Who wants to go in for prayerand meditation witlj passers-by and workmen drawing conclusionsfrom our presence and the sign?Is there any possibility of having those glass doors changed tostare-proof wood? 50c WAVESSaturday 75cLICENSED OPERATORSKENNEDY SHOPS1455 E. 63rd St.Dorchester 3755 6351 Cottage Grove Ave.Plaza 1060-10615226 Harper Ave.Hyde Park 2408 University studentsFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University Avenuefflljratmaa §>JaluntmjGift Cabinets $1.00-$2.50 — Leather Portfolios Write-A-Line $5.00 — Very attractive boxes $1.00New U. of C. Tavern Sign and many otherStyles acceptable as gifts.AT THEThe U. of C.0Bookstore5802 Ellis Avenue L.t. Jt JLJL-O N campus or off campus, rainor shine, night or day, a Stetson isthe smartest hat and the longest lived.STETSON HATSStyled for young men kk!►kVkkkk►►rikkkkkkI*k!»I*k|»kkbkyk<*kkkVj»kykkkkkkkkVvwWilliam R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabashT O N I G H T tHALHIXONLATE of the "ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”A His Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boss’ Own OrchestraDoers Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE HAR. 8220FRESH FLORIDAORANGESFresh sweet Florida Oranges $3per box of three hundred largesize. Sound fruit and satisfac¬tion guaranteed or money back.We pay express charges. A box ofthese makes an appreciated Christ¬mas gift. Remit with order.ACME FARMSGainesville, Florida.COME TOORNELL HOTEL5&10 Cornell Ave.Homelike SurroundingsRewppable RatesExcellent Dining Service7 A. M. to 8 P. M.Rogers PermanentWave Shop1120 E. 55th St.Price ListLANOIL $10CIRCULINE $10KEEN’S STEAM OIL.$10EUGENE OIL $12Marcelling, Shampooing,Facials, Specialists in HairDyeing. rn onsunshineWHEN Greek or calculus gets you into a tightcorner, tie a tin to trouble—a tidy red tin ofPrince Albert! Tamp a load of this reallyfriendly tobacco into the bowl of your jimmy-pipe and light up. Watch the sun crash throughthe clouds with every puff!P. A. can’t bite your tongue or parch yourthroat, no matter how fast you feed it, becausethe Prince Albert process gave Bite and Parchthe air at the start. Cool as a Laplander’s lap.Sweet as apple cider. Fragrant as spring blos¬soms. That’s Prince Albert!One pipe-load invites another. And . • •you can hit P. A. from morning till midnightand it won’t hit back. Don’t put off to tomorrowwhat you can smoke today. Get a tidy red tinof P. A. and turn on the sunshine . . . now!Fringe albert—no other tobacco is like it! P. A. it toll everywhere imtidy red tint, pound end helf-pound tin humidon, endpound cryitel-gleti humidortwith iponge*moiitener lop.And elweyt with every Hiof bite end perch removed byihe Prince Albert proceti.© 1926, R. J. Reynolds TobaccoCompany, Winston-Salem, N. C.FROSH RUN AWAY WITH TRACK HONORSDELTA UPSILON DEFEATS MIDWAYATHLETIC CLUB FOR THIRD PUCEINI-M TOUCHBALL TOURNEYClose Beetle In PlayOf Tuesday’s TieGame OffPlaying the last touchball gameof the season yesterday afternoonDelta Upsilon defeated the Macs 6to 0 and won third place in the intra¬mural departments touchball tourna¬ment.Score LateThe touchdown came at the endof the first half. Both the D U’s andthe Macs previously had a chanceto score but each time an incomplet-ed pass went over the goal line andthe ball was brought out twentyyards in the hands of the opponents.These same two teams played Tues¬day afternoon and the score resultedin a tie even after three oyertimeperiods were played. The D U’s bysecret practice and the perfecting ofa few trick plays managed to get theedge on the Macs and win today’sgame.Tobey Star*Tobey of Delta Upsilon, who madethe only touchdown, played an ex¬cellent game and was conspicuousbecause of his running and passing.T. and J. Budlong, Changnon andSchneeberger, also of Delta Upsilon,played good games gaining betweenthem approximately 180 yards. Codyof the Macs again starred for histeam and was instrumental in gain¬ing a total of 133 yards.ofLaw Greeks ChooseMen(Continued from page 1)R. Christenson and R. B. MackChicago, Ill.Gamma Eta Gamma: Fred Ander¬son, Donald Berchem, Walter Halver¬son, Clarence Luwerenze, ClementSpringer, Henry Weihofen, and Pres¬ton Zimmerman, all of Chicago, Ill.;Henry de Baske, Orange City, la.,and Paul Willard, Rushville, Ill.Delta Theta Phi: Gordon W. Bed¬ford, Joliet, Ill.; Oscar Grey, Salt.Lake City, Utah; Harold A. Hughes,Cleveland, Ohio; Arne W. Makela,Waukegan, Ill.; Raymond C. Nelson,Chicago, Ill.; Harry L. Schank, Jo¬liet, Ill.; Robyn Wilcox, Phoenix,Ariz.SloansYour whole orchestra cantravel cheaper and keepmore engagements withless lost time by rentingSaunders System cars. Qoand come when you please.No waits—no delays. Costless than rail fare for fiveor more. •SAUNDERS SYSTEMSAUNDERS■ v J t * 'J n[DHveltYourself] Delta Sigs, A. T. O., PhiKappa Sigma StrongIn WrestlingDope #points toward either DeltaSigma Phi, Phi Kappa Sigma, or Al¬pha Tau Omega possessing anothersilver loving cup next Friday even¬ing. These organizations have enter¬ed the strongest teams in the Intra¬mural Wrestling Meet and a hardstruggle is expected. There havebeen many other entries from frat¬ernities, but few groups have quali¬fied enough men to be considered asas possible victors.The number of men competing thisyear is larger than that of last year.Many interesting bouts are promisedin the preliminaries which are to beheld Thursday afternoon at 3:30o’clock. There is still opportunity forentry, especially in the hundredseventeen pound class, for only fourmen have entered this division. Anyone, wishing to compete, should ap¬ply to the Intramural Office beforetw'o o’oclock Thursday afternoon.All men are urged to be presentat the preliminaries. Gold, silver andbronze medals are to be presentedin every division and a silver lovingcup is to be given to the winningorgaizaton.W anted—HeavyweightsAll wrestlers, particularly heavy¬weights, who wish to try out for theUniversity team should report, assoon as possible, to Coach Vorres inthe Varsity room of the old stadium. Thomas Brothers TheOriginal 4 HorsemenNot so long ago the cry was“John and Harry’’ on the Marooncampus, particularly ai’ound oldStagg Field where the two Thom¬as brothers made football historyfor the stellar Maroon squads of’21, ’22, ’23, and ’24. This yeardown on the campus at the Uni¬versity of Southern California itis “Max and Lloyd,’’ the twoyounger brothers of “John andHarry.” Max and Lloyd are cut¬ting the same capers in Coast gridcircles that the Maroon stars didin Conference circles.MADISON CENTEROF WINTER SPORTMadison, Wis., Dec. 9, 1926.—Tak¬ing advantage of her strategic situa¬tion on the hills bordering LakeMendota, the University of Wiscon¬sin has developed during the wintermoths an outdoor athletic programas intensive and far-reaching as thatof any other college in the country,and has unquestionably become therecognized leader of the Middle Westin winter sports. King Winter haslooked with favor upon the Badgernorthmen this year, as the lake hasalready frozen over, the earliest clos¬ing of the waters in the past thirtyyears.With Lake Mendota a solid sheetof ice, and her sloping shores blank¬eted with a heavy sqow, Wisconsin’sWinter Sport program bids fair toassume greater proportions than everbefore. Hockey has become the mostpopular of the cold weather activitiesdue chiefly to the three*cornered re¬lationship between Wisconsin, Min¬nesota and Michigan.THE SAMEORCHESTRAAs Full of Pep as Ever!THE SAMEGOOD FOODAs Daintily Served as Ever! &THE SAMEREAL FUNAnd What A Real Good ,Time We Do Have!BUTBy popular request of the YoungerPeople the price of our regular Fridaynight dinner dance has been changed to$1.50Cflttjm (Earltmt53rd and Hyde ParkAND THERE'S NO COVER CHARGE We Ask You,—What Becomes ofOur Prep Stars?—We Tell You“The interest of the nation’s ath¬letes must be drawn to the Univer¬sity of Chicago.”This is necessary for the athleticpresige of the school is one of thepurposes of the National Interscho¬lastic Basketball Tournament whichis held annually in Bartlett. So far agreat many prep stars have been un¬covered at this tourney, and manyhave followed up a brilliant high-school career with a notable col¬lege one, but few, alas have migratedto jthe Midway.Lou Behr, playing on the Rockfordquintet, drew much favorable com¬ment when seen in action on the Ma¬roon floor. He has since justified bybeing last year’s All-Conferenceguard and the bright light of theMadison five. Molenda and Ooster-baan of Michigan, Buzz Hogan ofIowa who hails from Osage, ForrestTwogood, Sam Barry’s crack sopho¬more who performed here with SiouxCity two years ago, and Zuber ofKansas, greatest prep center seenin action on Bartlett floor, are allproducts of Stagg’s Interscholastic.Something of condolence is gainedthis year from the appearance ofCapt. Warden who led the Yankton,S. D., team to the finals in 1923. Thissame town sent the valuable JohnMcDonough to the Maroon squad twoyears ago and he has proved hisprowess for the Midway.VAN DRUTEN SPEAKSJohn Van Drut en, author of“Young Woodley,” will speak beforethe Chicago Woman’s Club on Wed¬nesday, Dec. 15, at 2 o’clock on“Modern English Dramatists.” List Mat IneligiblesThe list of meft ineligible tocompete in the Intramural Wrest¬ling Meet, to be held tomorrowand Friday is unusually small thisyear. Those unable to enter arePenstone, K r o g h, Sternfield,Kurtz, Stoehr, Massey, Shapinsky,and Johnson. This fact has re¬sulted in many entries and willhelp toward making the Meet asuccess.AQUA - POLOISTSDOWN CLUB TEAMIn a close battle, last evening, Chi¬cago defeated the Covenant ClubWater Polo Team at the BartlettGym. The practice tilt was hardfought and the final score was Chi¬cago 7, Covenant Club 4. The gamewas the first of the season for bothteams. Nevertheless, despite raggedHowe starred for the winners withplaying in the tense moments, severalmen stood out over the rest. Johnfour goals. For the losers Lee Slottsand Bill Wallace did well.The Covenant Club outfit is an ag¬gregation of young men who havefinished their college careers andmany former university stars are in¬cluded in their lineup. Among themare J. Miller, former breast strokeron the Illini squad, and Slotts, ex¬captain of Northwestern team. Chi¬cago men who broke into the line-upare: Howe, Krogh, Gordon. White,Hall, Rittenhaus, Olson, and Cuth-bertson. INITIAL MEET OFYEAR UNCOVERSPROMISING MENBurg and Shultze ShowWell In TheirEventsLonnie Stagg’s freshman trackathletes put over their second suc¬cessive victory in the Annual FallInterclass Track Meet last night,when by force of numbers they gath¬ered six and a half more points thanthe sophomore aggregation. Thefinal tallies gave the Frosh 32 points,the Sophs 26 1-2, the Seniors *19, andthe Juniors 9. Burg in the highjump, and Shultze in the 440 turnedin the best performances of the eve¬ning.Summary of Events50 yard dash—Libby (So), andMeadows (F) tied, Cody (Jr), Time5 7-10; 1 mile run—Burke (So),Hegovic (Sr), Berndston (So), Time4:38.440 yard dash—Shultze (Jr), Arm¬strong (Jr), Van Pelt (Sr), Time 53;Shot Put—Libby (So), Weaver (Fr),Frey (So).High Jump, Burg (Sr), Frey (So),Cody (Jr), and Simpson (Fr) tied,Height 6 ft.; Pole Vault (Fr), Burg(Sr), Simpson (Fr).Two mile run—Jackson (So), Far-is (Sr), Ault (So), Time 10:15 3-10;Half mile run—Cusack (Sr), Hego¬vic (Sr), Wolf (Fr), Time 2:03 1-10;Low Hurdles—Hayden (Fr), Fresler(Fr), Kennedy (Fr), Time 6 7-10.Builders of aNational businessOperating more than three hundredstores, throughout the East and middleWest, the Kresge chain constitutes a greatnational merchandising institution.The remarkable success of the S. S.Kresge Company will be surpassed by stillgreater growth, New stores are frequendybeing added. These require experiencedmanagers— competen tmen, Kresge trained.There are now a limited number ofopenings in the Kresge organization foryoung men—college men—to learn everyphaze of this gregf national merchandis¬ing business, from the ground up. Themen who start now will be in line forfuture managerships with excellent oppor¬tunities to make money for themselves.This is an opportunity well worth con¬sidering. If you are interested, send todayfor an application blank. We will thenarrange for a personal interview with oneof our representatives who has alreadyfound success in the Kresge organization.Personnel DeptS S KRESGE CO3« io« Z5* rrorvES • • . • as*/o*12s stoivesKresge BuildingtDetroit OA.icn & G. O. DRISCOLLfrom lawyer to districtsuperintendenti gradua. (1912) with the degree L.L.B.and practiced law for a period oftwo year, upon he natives of theHoosier State."Through the m.inagcr of the Kresgestore in Muncie, I learned the historyof the Compare, ita rapid growth,its prospects for futute growth andthe possibilities it offered to youngmen with ambition, energy and anearnest desire to succeed."I joined the K-rsge Company be¬cause 1 found that a mercantile lifeappealed to me, that the prospectsfor financial remuneration weremuch greater tha’. in the field I hadpreviously chosen, that the oppor¬tunities tor advancement would belimited only by the efforts put forth.I have never regretted the step madeat that time.“I am thoroughly sold on my com¬pany today. The opportunities noware greater than ever Before, the fieldfor advancement unlimited to thosewho earnestly apply themselves."riPage L our THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1926Q&> -££^ ^WfoisfleHe spoke of evolution,Of ethics, creeds and such;He ranted of philosophy—While I longed for his touch. shall Field and Company for Hell iscertainly going to freeze over.He told me of his travelsIn the East, West, North and. SouthAnd, while he spoke of far-off isles,1 thought—“a lovely mouth.”. . .—Sis TO THE TIPPLERSWhy does the world roll on and onand on?How can the sun and moon keepgivig light?Do they not know my world hasceased, to be?The idol of my heart was stewed lastnight.JUDGE WALTER STEFFEN isgoing to talk to the seniors at theirannual banquet tomorrow night. Thejudge, it is to be remembered, is theman who coached the Carnegie Techfootball team that beat Notre Damethis year. And here, some of theboys are saying that a lawyer can’tmake a success in life! That god now from his pedestal hascrashed,Whom once I worshipped with alove rose-hued,NO DOUBT the judge will quotefrom experience when he tells ushow to overcome the rough andRockne roads that stand in the wayof our future happiness.The Phoenix which comes out to¬day is supposed to have the most ex¬pensive frontispiece in Phoenix his¬tory. High-class cabarets are not theonly luxuries of present-day civiliza¬tion that have their cover charges!There’s Many a Slip ’Twixt the Cup.... Etc., Etc.Dear GeoG:Notice the Betas are braggingagain. Everybody knows they neverhad three cups.—Lord LloydMETHODS of cribbing in theclassroom will be explained at thenext meeting of the Freshman For¬um,” says a report in that spread¬er of culture, The Daily Maroon. Nota bad idea at that. There’s nothinglike getting the youngsters off to agood start.AN OFFICE-BOY’S PHILOSOPHYLonelinessI’m feelin’ sorta lonely in my heart.Can’t tellya why... I only knowThat all the girls and fellas that uset’ goAround with me have broke apart.Sounds funny, doesn’t it...hard, torealize it’s so. . .’N yet, there’s only me that’s leftfrom all that bunch . . .That’s why I’m feelin’ low.It’s bad enough havin’ t’ be alone. . .Lord knows, I miss the jokes andnoise of company...But that’s not all that worries me . . .It’s watchin’ all the fellas with theirgirls, smilin’ at ’em an’ call¬in’ ’em their own,While I’ve gotta stand by patientlyand think of all I’m missin’. geeirish I had someone t’ whisper inmy ear and smile at me'. . .Attention. President Mason!GeoG:Have you seen this advertisement:SEND YOUR SON TO COLLEGE —4SK THE MAN WHO DISOWNSONE——Eee.THE DILL PICKLE CLUB has in¬vited Dr. Wilhelm Pauk of the Chi¬cago Theological Seminary to lecturethem on the subject of “What Is theChristian Church?” They promise tolisten to Dr. Pauk like perfect ladiesand gentlemen, and not even boowhen he tells them about the errorin thei rwayward lives. 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