Dunning Brownis elected Presi¬dent of GreenCap Club. Bail? jfflaroon Nine otherFreshman chosento form ClassCouncil.Vol. 27. No. 43.what of IT?mEOK.ee MOUCENSTEl^I turn once more to debating. Youwill recall that shortly before theUniversity debating team took thefloor at Mandel against the Univer¬sity of Sydney, I issued some goodadvice to the three orators who wereout to spout to the death for the dearold Maroon. It developed, thingswould seem, that my counsel was justabout as good as anything Poloniusever turned out, for didn’t our boysgo out and tulk the Australians underthe table to win by a very wide mar¬gin? The question is rhetorical, youunderstand, and the answer, “yes-,the boys did.” The day when theUniversity of California’s teamconies to the Midway, and tonguesof fire will once more hang overMandel, is not so far in the offing.So, feeling my duty as a loyal Chi¬cago supporter of the teams fofwhatsoever kind they be), I starttalking once more—to what end Ihave, this far along in my column,not decided yet. I just hope thatwhatever I say will act as much forthe general good as the other stuffdid.* * * *Well, I might start off by reassur¬ing our debaters that they are good,to remind them of it so that when theimpending conflict arrives, the boyswill not go into the fray with any in¬feriority complex, that might workagainst their chances of bringingwhat the football team didn’t to theold school. For, you know, the Ma¬roon debaters ARE good. They allhad previous experience before com¬ing here to school. They are old andtried hands at their art. All of them,I suspect, were Four-Minute Men dur¬ing the war. I have some doubtswhether, because of this or someother such thing, their amateurstanding is any better than it mightbe. I wonder whether the defeatedAustralians ever had any suspicionsabout Coach Burtt of the Maroonsproselyting his men. Things might,I must admit after lookfng thingsover impartially, lead to doubt amongsome as to whether old Chicago wasnot in the pungent idiom of Confer¬ence football circles “going out andbuying them” for its debating team.* • * *This is a horrible doubt, and no•luestion about it. But look at theevidence. Capt. George Gentry ofthe Maroons was captain of the Uni¬versity of' Arizona last year. MaxSwiren, No. 2 man, was director ofLaFollette’s Cook County campaigntwo years ago, andf I hear, spokefor the Crowe-Barrett faction in thelast primaries. If he received moneyfor these services, there can be nodoubt that Chicago is debating a pro¬fessional, who, under Roberts’ Rulesand the Laws and Regulations of theLittle 19, ought to be ineligible. Mar¬vin Schaefer, the third Maroon, was,I discover upon investigation, “onthe state championship team of Ne¬braska for two years.” Bad. bad...very bad. All this looks ominous. Ihope California doesn’t protest anyof our men.* * * *1 had occasion a couple of weekshark to spend part of an eveningwith the Australian team, just afterit had been defeated here. The Syd¬ney men were as good as they come,and showed no disposition to standon formality. It was a good eveningall around. I was interested in whatMr. Noel McIntosh of the Sydneyteam had to say that night aboutenergy and debating. “What youneed here,” he said, “is more lazymen on your teams.” This was asentiment after my own heart."And,” continued McIntosh, “morelazy men in everything.” That waseven better. And Mr. McIntoshhimself was the best of all, for‘lirough the course of the eveninghe showed even more astoundingpropensities to laziness thap I wascapable of. And when a man doesthat, he is a GOOD man. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1926 Price Five CenUSPLASH PAINT FOR PLAY SETSPLAN ELABORATE STEFFEN TALKS TO SENIORSSTAGE SET FOR“THE YOUNGEST”Professional Company DoesWork For Sceneryof Play“The Youngest” will be playedFriday night against an expensivescenery set in Mandel hall that out¬does anything ever used at the Uni¬versity. The new unit set will bedelivered on the campus this after¬noon. tUnder the direction of GeorgeDowning, instructor of Art at theUniversity the scenery was studied,but tfhe set has been produced by aprofessional company which doeswork for several of the largest thea¬tres in Chicago.May Convert SetThe unit set is convertible intoany scene desired and is by far themost elaborate of any ever used onthe Mandel hall stage. The set willbe used for the first time Fridaynight when the Dramatic associationpresents Philip Barry’s New Yorkcomedy hit, “The Youngest.” Thiswill be the first showing of the playin Chicago.The Dramatic association has pur¬chased the set with a view of mak-ig a definite contribution to the Uni¬versity. Among other features theset comprises a ceiling, which willmake possible the presentation of aplay in the setting which the author(Continued on page 2) Religion Finds WayInto Dill PicklersDill Pickle club atheists andfree thinkers will be privileged torefute points in the lecture,“What is the Christian Church?”to be delivered by Dr. WilhelmPauk of the Chicago TheologicalSeminary, Sunday at 8:30 at theclub, 8 Tooker Place. Jack Jones,proprietor and foifnder of the DillPickle club, gives all who wouldhe interested the directions, “downthe alley to the green light.”The club is a rendezvous for allartists and sponsors of the arts.Its motto, which greets one atthe threshold, is, “Step high, stooplow, and leave your dignity out¬side.”WINTER DEBATETRIALS TUESDAYConduct Art ClubStudents On TourOf Taft’s StudioTouring through Lorado Taft’sstudio at 60th street and Ellis av¬enue Saturday afternoon, membersof the Art Club will observe someof the sculptor’s latest work. Stu¬dents intending to go have been re¬quested by Victoria Smith, presidentof the club, to meet at 3 at 6016Ellis avenue, the entrance to thestudio.Siegfried Weng, a non-residentmember of the Club and worker, atMr. Taft’s studio, assisted by MissMary Webster, Mr. Taft’s secretary,will conduct the tour. The next meet¬ing of the Art club will be Wednes¬day at 4 in Classics 10.FOREIGN STUDENTSSELL NATIVE GOODS Select Men To AppearAgainst CaliforniaTryouts for the University debat¬ing team will be conducted by Pro¬fessor E. A. Burtt on Tuesday, Dec.14. Only those who did not partici¬pate in the fall debating will be eli¬gible. Members will be selected ?r >>nthe candidates for the winter debat¬ing team which meets the Universityof California on Jan. 24.Candidates snouiu send theirnames to Prof. Burtt by noon ofMonday, Dec. 13, stating which sideof the question, “Resolved: That theDemocratic Ideal is a Mistaken Sen¬timent,” they would prefer. Six min¬ute talks should be prepared on thissubject, which will also be the ques¬tion at the University of Californiadebate. Next Tuesday’s Maroon willbear the names of the eligible can¬didates and the times for their try¬outs. ALUMNUS GUESTOF SENIORS ATDINNER FRIDAYAthlete, Judge, CoachRecall Old Days atUniversity toWalter Steffen, judge in the circuitcourt of Cook county, football coachof the Carnegie Tech team, the teamthat upset the dope by defeating thevaunted Rockne aggregation, formerMaroon football captain, an all-starhalfback in his day and a Universityalumnus will recall the days of yorewhen he addresses the Senior classat their annual banquet next Fridayevening at 6:15 in Ida Noyes hall.Preparations for more than 150guests are being made by the Seniorclass council, which is sponsoring theaffair. John Meyer, Senior presidentclaims that it will be one of the firstclass dinners that is capable of beingenjoyed.In addition to the great Steffen,Clyde Keutaer with an ensemble anda speaker from campus yet to be se¬lected, will add to the dinner pro¬gram.For seventy-five cents any seniorcan equip himself with one bona fide yesterday. These tickets, inaugurat-ticket, carrying with it the privileges | ed by the Fishman Board of Man¬agement and backed by the Under-Betas Miss ThreeCups! Cuspidors?Some one must be hard up forcuspidors, judging by the wail setup by the Betas.About a week ago there disap¬peared from the Beta mantelpiece, the place where all the bestpeople set trophies, three cups.One was a Daily Maroon advertis¬ing award and the other two weretennis trophies.No trace has been found of thethree evidence of Beta prowess.And the boys begin to fear thatanother rushing season will beupon them before they have timeto scout around to replace theageing heirlooms.USE CLASS BIDSAT FROSH PARTYBoard On Management SellsMembership TicketsWith the first Freshman class par¬ty set for Dec. 17, the class tickets,which will be required for admit¬tance to the party, were put on saleof a perfectly good meal withan accompaniment tofurnished by the speakers,will be sold in chapel. anbeTicketsAnnounce LuncheonMenus For Y. W.Christmas BazaarHOLD CLASSES ONMONDAY PRECEDINGFIRST EXAMINATIONOriental Christmas gifts have beensuggested, in order that campusshoppers may avoid the downtown“rush.”Foreign students with goods from(Continued on page 2) In answer to many inquries, class¬es will be held Monday, Dec. 20, theday before examinations, accordingto an announcement made by theRecorder’s office. The following isthe schedule for final exams:8:00 classes Wednesday, Dec. 22—8:00-10:00.9:00 classes Thursday, Dec.8:00-10:00.10:00 classes Tuesday, Dec.8:00-10:00.11:00 classes Tuesday, Dec.1:30-3:00.(Continued on page 2) In addition to the booths and thegrab-bag, a luncheon will be servedfrom 11:30 to 1:30 and a tea from3 to 5:30 to raise money, at thej Y. W. C. A. Christmas bazaar Fri-I day in Ida Noyes hall.The menu for the luncheon to beserved in the north reception roomis as follows: the choice of escallop-ed tuna fish, wafers and potatochips, of fruit salad and wafers, icecream and cake, and tea or coffee.A quick service lunch is to be servedin the south reception room and willconsist of sandwiches, cake, coffeeand tea. Frances Kendail is in chargeof the luncheon.23-21-21—College Should Inspire Intellect,Mason Tells National Phi Betes“It is the business of schools, uni¬versities and leaders of education toproduce a desire for intellectualityin the mind of the student,” saidPresident Max Mason at the PhiBeta Kappa Sesqui-Centennial meet¬ing at the Union League Club yes¬terday noon. While President Masonwas traveling in Europe recently, heobserved that many of the leaders invarious nations were not intellectual-ists, but a gradual change is comingover the foreign lands, and the iritel-lectualists were becoming the presentleaders.“It is the business of colleges tochange . the average and unthinking youth to a high ideal of intellectual-ism. The scholar will come into hisown in the very near future. Univer¬sities should fan the spark of intelli¬gence which is in every human being,and the Phi Beta Kappa enterprise,which is now being launched by thePhi Beta Kappa society to secure onemillion dollars of endowment, theinterest of which is to be used tostimulate scholarship, is one of thesplendid contemporary efforts tobring about this change.”“There is a real danger,” saidPresident Walter Dill Scott of North¬western university, “that the best(Continued an page 2) FRESHMEN DEBATEON HONOR SYSTEM“Resolved: that the honor systemis better than the proctor system ofconducting exams” is the subject fordebate at the next meeting of theFreshman Forum, Monday at. 3:30,in Cobb 110.The debaters will be: affirmative,Maurice Kahn, Hai’riet Hathaway,and Donald Rosenthal; negative,Jean Weafer, Margaret Goodman andCharles Shapiro.Methods of cribbing which havebeen used in the classrdoms, will beexplained in the debite.Donald Gallagher toReturn Next Springa 'Donald Gallagher) sophomore as¬sistant in the business departmentof The Daily Maroon; is now at hishome at 5642 Ellis Avenue, wherehe is recovering from an operationinvolving the amputation of his leg.He plans to return to the Universityin the spring quarter. An infectiondeveloped in one of his legs whichnecessitated its amputation. graduate council, serve as class duesand entitle the holder to all classprivileges and social functions.Selling for one dollar, the ticketsreduce to a minimum the red tapeassociated with the former methodsof separate collections and are great¬ly instrumental in binding the classtogether. Voting, privilege to holdclass offices, and to hold appointativepositions are all included in the tic¬kets, on sale at the Reynolds cluband Ida Noyes hall. More than fiftymembers of the class are acting assalesmen, and tickets may also be ob¬tained from them. SOARES RESIGNSPOSITION AFTER10 YEARS’ WORKUniversity Chaplain Retires;To Return To TheologySchool In SpringDr. Theodore G. Soares, actingchaplain of the Uftiversity since 1916has resigned that post, having re¬quested to be relieved cf the dutiesinvolved at the end of the quarter.His successor will be selected beforethe beginning of the Winter quarter.“I have enjoyed a very pleasantrelationship with the undergraduatebody and have come to know them ina very happy way. However, sincethe duties of this position have in¬volved a heavy responsibility in myten years of tenure, I feel that 1would like to be relieved of this of¬fice. I shall carry away a strongmemory of “Touches of Realism” ofour noon chapel services,” was themanner in which Dr Soares commit¬ted hirpself.Looks For Few Changes“Though I look for no radicalchanges in the chapel precedure ofmy successors, the new chapel willnecessitate some readjustments inthe matter of class assemblies. As thenew edifice is not fitted for suchmeeting the question of a permanentchapel has not been settled,” he con¬tinued.Dr. Soares will leave the Uiversityat the end of the quarter, and hasbeen engaged to deliver the Earleseries of lectures at the Pacific(Continued on page 2)HENDERSON LECTUREGIVES INSIGHT INTOSHAW’S CHARACTERDr. Archibald Henderson of theUniversity of North Carolina, Bern¬ard Shaw’s most intimate Americanfriend, will give an insight into thecharacter of the famous dramatistiin his lecture “The Real BernardShaw” tonight at 8:15 in Leon Man-del assembly hall.Dr. Henderson, himself an authorhas received international recogni¬tion for his books on opera and onAmerican history with reference tothe South. Tickets may be obtainedwithout charge at the President’soffice. Phoenix ContinuesSales CompetitionIn Christmas IssueThe second Phoenix sales contestwill be held tomorrow when theChristmas issue of the humor mag¬azine appears. Phoenix saleswomenhave been requested to report to thePhoenix office today after 2:30 tobe assigned places to sell. Thewomen will report tomorrow morn¬ing at 7:30 for the magazines.The December Phoenix will includefour features of paramount interest,and true to form a multitude ofjokes. According to the editor of thePhoenix, the cover of this Christmasissue is to be the most expensiveever used.INTERFRATERNITYCOUNCIL MEETINGThe Interfraternity Council willhold a meeting at 6:15 today at theSigma Nu house. Regular membersshould come at 6:15 while alternatesreport at 6:45. It is important thatall members be present.Breasted Declares Priceless GemsOf Egypt Entrusted to IgnoranceWithin half a mile of the oldeststanding school building in the worldthe people can neither read norwrite yet after Jan. 1, 1927, controlof the Cairo Museum will be turnedover to native born Egyptians.Professor James Henry Breasted,celebrated Egyptologist, who yester¬day spoke on “The Near East” point¬ed out the danger of losing valuableinformation through the carelesshandling of antiquities by these ig¬norant natives. At Luxor, which is asort of graduate outpost of the University .students of the Semitic lan¬guages may aid in preserving the in¬ dent inscriptions that are fast be¬coming obliterated. At present thereis a staff of twelve there: most ofof whom are engaged in cory ngthe coffin texts, the forerunners ofthe Books of the Dead.Almost the only institutions ofhigher learning in the Near E->st arethose conducted by Americans, suchas Roberts College just north of Con¬stantinople and the American Uni¬versity of Beyruth. To the averageAmerican this district means “TheShiek” and “The Son of the Shiek,”he said, but it is strateg;oally thegateway of the western world intothe Pacific.«Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1926 . tulb? iathj fiJarmntFOUNDED IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPnhltshed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,vinter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:■8 00 i»er year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.'*n«. under the act of March 3, 1873.Toe Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materia)•oitearing In this paper ^ 'OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuer*icDhoiiet: Editorial Office. Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMUton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women's EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone .1 Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorOeorge Jones News Editor'leorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising Manager(•'red Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. MgrRobert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore Assitantftonert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant COLLEGE SHOULD IN¬SPIRE INTELLECT-MASON PLAN ELABORATESTAGE SET FOR‘ THE YOUNGEST” FOREIGN STUDENTSi * SELL NATIVE GOODS(Continued from page 1)students in colleges and universitieswill fail to recognize the value oftrue intellectual education. Manystudents look upon a college as four jyears of fun, as a society, and oth¬ers look upon college as four yearsof athletics. These ideas of an edu¬cation are false. Colleges are estab¬lished definitely for one thing, theclass room and the study being thesupreme. I endorse the Phi Beta Kap¬pa campaign, because it stands fora high attainment of scholarship.”Mr. Lyman H. Thompson, repre¬sentative from Phi Beta Kappa head¬quarters in NeW York explained thetwo-fold purpose of the campaignwhich the organization is sponsoring.It is endeavoring to secure one mil¬lion dollars $100,000 of which is tobe used for the completion of thememorial building at the college ofWilliam and Mary; the other $900,-000 • is to be used for a variety ofscholarships which will be distributedannually.Mr. George Dixon, the chairman,announced that $20,000 had beensubscribed toward the endowmentand that the campaign would con¬tinue for several months.SETTLEMENT NIGHTIN an all too hasty writing, The Daily Maroon editorially condemnedthe recent Settlement Night as a poor example of campus man¬agement and a poor manifestation of campus talent. Secondthought, and the comment that arose immediately after the print¬ing of yesterday’s editorial, indicate that The Daily Maroon hadjudged too off-handedly and too individually.It is a good critic who can quench the sneer that he feels uponviewing anything for which he is not responsible. The Daily Ma¬roon failed to quench that uncouth and unseeing sneer. The Daily IMaroon failed to consider that the Settlement Night circus was notsupposed to equal a professional show, and that the managementnot only did its best but did it well.We wish to retract a flying first impression and to thank theSettlement drive committees giving the bulk of their time and thebest of their ability to a purely altruistic cause.EXTRAMURALSPEAKING to the Y. M. C. A. the other night Reverend CharlesW. Gilkey remarked that college students are not interested inworld affairs. To a certain extent this is true. It is natural for mento devote most of their attention to the things which surround them.And insofar as the Universiy is different from the famous “Outsideworld’’ it is natural for students to save their interest in this worldagainst the time they are fully degreed, prepared to embrace thewhole world in their attention.The campus should jje more aware of the significant thingswhich are happening outside the University community. The DailyMaroon proposes to take editorial cognizance of those things in thefuture.SOARES RESIGNSPOSITION AFTER10 YEARS WORK(Continued from page 1)School of Religion, Berkely, Califor¬nia. He is also under appointmentto preach three Sundays at LelandStanford University. He will returnhis post as head of the departmentof Practical Theology and will con¬tinue his classes in the DivinitySchool in the Spring quarter.Educated In LondonAfter an early education in Lon-lon, Dr. Soares came to Minneapolisin 1880. He graduated from theUniversity of Minnesota in 1901 tak-his Master’s degree in 1892. He camehere to the University in 1892 as Fel¬low in Old Testament History andtook his doctor’s degree in 1894. Hewas ordained to the Baptist ministryand help pastorates in Rockford,Galesburg and Oak Park. While atRockford, Dr. Soares acquired his D.B. degree amidst his theologicalstudies. After serving as a lectureron the Bible at Knox College he was given an honorary D. D. degree bythat institution. In 1906 he wascalled back to the University Divin¬ity School as Professor of Homiletics.He subsequently developed the workin Religious Education and is headof the department of Practical The¬ology.Is Literary LightDr. Soares has asserted himself inliterary works as well as his lec¬tures. His authorship embraces abook of sermons: Heroes of Israel;The Social Institution and Ideals ofthe Bible; a college text book in theAbingdon Series; A Study of AdultLife; A Baptist Manual; His Lifeseries; and numerous encyclopediaand magazine articles.The chapel service has been in theUniversity since it was founded in1893. Charles R. Henderson servingas first chaplain, from then till 1915.Since then there were no regularchaplains several occupying that posttemporarily till 1916. Dr. Soares waschosen temporary chaplain in thatyear and has been serving in thatcapacity since. William R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabuhT O N I G H T 1HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”& Hit Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boss’ Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE^ HAR. 8226Opened August 5thTHE UTMOST SATISFACTIONof home life with hotel servicecan be had as reasonably as$10-15 per week. No extrascharge for 2 persons. Everyroom with private bath tflb andshower.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Avenue - ChicagoDorchester 4100is an,HIRT1th anCOLLARon it. It is made of a finegenuirie English Broad¬cloth that retains itsnipc, silk-like finish.It pays to insist onArrows, because by sodoing, you get the bestthat there is in shirts,collars and materialsASK YOUR DEALERI \ \ #|POMFRET (Continued \from page 1)intended. “The Youngest,” CharlesCowan, treasurer of the association,said yesterday “will be produced in asetting that cannot be outdone onthe professional stage.”Tickets for “The Youngest” arenow on sale at the box office in Man-del cloister from 11 to 5 at 75 centsand $1.00. (Continued from page 1)their native lands, will display and sell them from 1 to 9 tomorrow, atthe home of Mr. and Mrs. B. wDickson, 5644 Kimbark Avenue. Chinese, Japanese and Indian wareswill be exhibited.HOLD CLASSES ONMONDAY PRECEDINGFIRST EXAMINATION(Continued from page 1)12:30 classes Thursday, Dec. 23—1:30-3:00.1:30 classes Wednesday, Dec. 22-10:30-12:30.2:30 classes Thursday, Dec. 23—10:30-12:30.3:30 classes Wednesday, Dec. 22-1:30-3:30.PhoneHARrison0103“HUSK” 0‘HARE PARrUMSL ORIGAN—loved by-women of exquisitesophistication and delicatefinished worldly charm—C IIY PR IC—expressingromance and mystery, theenchantment of the east.PARIS — chosen bywomen of gay vivacity,of sparkling joy in life— m^WE HAVE WHAT YOU NEED1 KSHEEPSKIN COATSLUMBERJACK BLOUSESSHOES £ BOOTSSWEATERSLEATHER JACKETSSPORTING GOODSand everything for outdoor wear at lessATTHE NATIONALARMY GOODS STORE815 E. 63rd St..... StlA AM&Ut; .. ,'.i J1. iiW ... iJtoJYii-ttElect I-M Soph SportManagers. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Put up three cups forFrosh Championships.- - Wednesday Morning December 8, 1926PSI U. WINS SECOND TOUCHBALL TITLEFROSH TRACKMENTO BATTLE FORHIGH POINT CUPSSeries Of Indoor MeetsWill Decide Year’sAwardsAs an added inducement for year¬ling tracksters to work hard andfaithfully during the coming indoortrack season, three silver loving cupsare to be awarded by the AthleticDepartment.These awards will go to the threehigh point men of the year, individ¬ual score being worked out on thefollowing basis: Each man receivespoints for the five events in whichhe excels, his best record in eachevent for the entire year being ysedin the final compilation of points. Along series of meets will be run dur¬ing the winter quarter to determinethe records of each man.These points are awarded underthe following system:50 yard. da«h—1000 points foreach 1-5 second under 5 4-5 seconds.220 yard dash—400 points foreach second under 26 seconds.440 yard dash—200 points foreach second under 58 seconds.880 yard run—50 points for eachsecond under 2:22 minutes.One mile run—25 points for eachsecond under 5:20 minutes.Two mile run—10 points for eachsecond under 12 minutes.High Jump—100 points for eachinch over 4 ft. 10 inches.Pole Vault—40 points for eachinch over 8 ft. 8 inches.Shot Put—125 points for eachfoot over 30 feet.Low and High Hurdles—to be an¬nounced later.UNIVERSITY EDERLESTEST SKILL IN TANKFour o’clock class beginning swim¬mers and the 11:30 section of sec¬ond quarter swimmers raced to vic¬tory in their respective meets whichwere splashed in the pool at IdaNoyes hall, yesterday.For the 11 o’clock beginninggroup, the women piled up 121 1-2points to their opponents’ 67 1-2.Eleven-thirty o’clock second quarterswimmers had 49 points to their ri¬vals’ 13. Intermediate swimmers tal¬lied 38 points.I. M. FROSH MEETThere will be a meeting of Fresh¬men men working on Intramuralsthis afternoon at one o’clock in theI-M office. Honor Molander,Norgren, CrislerNew Ass’t ProfsThe athletic department has beenhonored by the awarding of threenew assistant professorships in Phy¬sical Education. The three men re¬ceiving the appointments are: Dr.Charles O. Molander who has beenwith the athletic department sincethe fall of 1923; Herbert O. Crisler,here since April of ’22, and NelsonH. Norgren, who has been on thecoaching staff from the fall of 1921on. •The awards place the two coachesand Dr. Molander, who heads the In¬tra-mural department on a par inposition with most of their fellowfaculty members. The athletic de¬partment is thus brought closer intothe scope of the university’s interest.Alonzo A. Stagg Sr., head coach andhead of the athletic department isthe only full professor on the athleticstaff.I. M. DepartmentElects SophomoreSports AssistantsSophomore managers for the winter quarter season of IntramuralSports were selected at a meeting,of I-M Board yesterSay afternoon.They are to assist Gordon Wallace,Junior Manager of Winter Sports inthe following divisions: Basketball,Ralph McCormack; Bowling, DonaldBell; Wrestling, Boxing and Fenc¬ing, Harry Ingwerson; Foul Shoot¬ing, Winfred Marx; Indoor Carnival,Harry Hagey, assisted by HarryAult.Two Junior Managers were select¬ed to aid Wallace in the carrying outan extensive plan for Graduate Ath¬letics during the coming season.These were Arnold Johnson and andLalon Farwell.Freshman assistants will be selected at a meeting today.GRAPPLERS ENTEREDIN INTRA MURAL MEETASKED TO WEIGH INContestants, entered in the Intra¬mural Wrestling tournament onThursday and Friday of this week,have been asked to weigh in startingat 9 o’clock on Thursday morning.December 9, and to weigh in up tothree o’clock in the afternoon. En¬trants should report to the lockerroom in Bartlett gym where theywill be weighed by Mr. McCarthy,the attendant in the Office cage.There are many good wrestlers onthe campus, not inclding those whoturn out for the team and thematches should be close and interest¬ing.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009WITCH KITCH INNthr ®itrhrr)i of Sonft (Honking turrn6325 Woodlawn AvenueTHEY COME BACK FOR OURWITCH’S NUT WAFFLESiHumpty Dumpty - Tom Piper - Witch - ToastSand - WitchesBlack Walnut Butterscotch PieOPEN EVENINGS CAGE PROSPECTSAROUSE DEBATEAMONG EXPERTSFive Letter Men BackTo Positions OnSquadWinter sports are booming at Chi¬cago. Basketball, track and swim¬ming holds major interests althoughthe outlook for wrestling, gymnas¬tics and fencing are unusually prom¬ising. Coach Norgren’s basketballsquad is a particular source of de¬bate for Maroon dopesters. Withfive lette men back, f(|ir of whichare six footers, Coach Norgren canhave a letter man for each positionon the floor.Captain Sackett, in preliminarypractice has been moved to the cen¬ter position, while John McDonough,Hoerger and Marks have been play¬ing guards. In addition to these let¬ter men, three other promising can¬didates are trying out for positions.John Black who starred at HydePark High School in 1924, J. Far-well substitute last year and WooLaverty, who played on the FrenklinHigh School Indiana championshipteam in 1924. The forward Theo¬dore Zimmerman, a regular fromlast year should again hold down hisposition. A number of candidates aretrying for left forward. Chief ofthese is Virgil Gist who starred atHyde Park in 1925 when they wonthe city championship. Kaplan fromEnglewood is another outstandingman. Both Gist and Kaplan have un¬usual speed and cleverness on thefloor. Other candidates include BillMacklind and Bo McConnell, substi¬tutes from last year.SOPHOMORE CAGERSBOOST ILLINI HOPEJSUrbana, Ill., Dec. 8.—Illinois’ bas¬ketball hopes depend upon sopho¬mores of extraordinary brilliance.But this does not mean that CoachRuby and the Illini fans are dispir¬ited as they look to Saturday nightwhen Illinois opens the preliminaryseason against Robertson’s LittleNineteen champs from Bradley.Championships some times have beenwon by just such a combination ofveterans and recruits as Illinois pre¬sents. iCapt. Pug Daugherity, forward,and Mike Reynolds, guard, are theonly letter men. Last season Daugh¬erity did not play entirely up to hispossibilities and it is believed thathis uninterrupted transition fromfoQtball to basketball was to blame. Track ScheduleFor 1927 SeasonTo Start EarlyWhile basketball is claiming theattention of a large portion of theUniversity sport followers, the in¬door track team li diligently prepar¬ing for their impending meet withthe representatives from Indiana.The Maroon runners have had butlittle time for practice sessions andtheir first meet of the season willprove a real test of their worth. Theschedule, to date, is as follows:Alumni Freshman Varsity Meet,Wednesday, January 19th.Indiana at Chicago, Saturday, Jan¬uary 29th.Purdue at Lafayette, Saturday,February 5th.Ohio at Chicago, Saturday, Febru¬ary 12th.Quadrangler Meet, Chicago,Northwestern, Ohio and Wisconsinat Evanston, Saturday, Feruary 19th.Illinois Relays at Urbana, Satur¬day, February 26th,Annual Intramural Carnival, Fri¬day, March 4th.Western Intercollegiate Confer¬ence Track Meet at Evanston, Fridayand Saturday, March 11th and 12th.Three-Way TicketsNew Season PlanAt Badger GamesWisconsin has adopted a very fea¬sible season ticket plan this year.This winter’s schedule has beendivided into three series of threegames each, similar to last year’splan, to permit all students to seetheir favorites in action in at leasttwo conference games and one non¬conference.This plan will grant 7,750 specta¬tors admission to see the Wisconsinteam in action three times this year,as the Armory will accommodate 2,-250 at each game. The scheduling atthe Marquette game at Milwaukeeon Dec. 22nd will also afford manyan opportunity of watching Mean-well’s latest cage machine in action.FRESHMAN TAKESTURKEY IN ANNUALWISCONSIN NOVELTYMadison, Wis., Nov. 1926,—Theannual Wisconsin Turkey Race, across country run over the short twomile course and open to all runnersexcept members of the Varsity CrossCountry Team, was won this year bya freshman, M. Thompson, in therecord time of 12 minutes and .05seconds. CHAMPIONS DOWN PHI SIGMADETAIN HARD FOUGHT GAMEON SLIPPERY, SNOW-SWEPT FIELDBoth Teams Make Touchdowns In First Period;Delta Upsilon and Midway AthleticClub Tie For ThirdFighting fiercely over a field cov¬ered with snow and sleet, two strongteams struggled for the Universitytouchball championship yesterday af¬ternoon and the strongest, Psi Up¬silon, emerged victorious by a scoreof 12 to 6. The scores for both teamswere made in the first half.Pass ScoresFirst half: Psi U kicked oc. PhiSig’s unable to gain and had to punt.Libby returned punt 50 yards andpassed to Watrous for touchdown.Psi U’s kicked off. Phi Sig’s lostball on downs on 50 yard line. PsiU forced to punt and the ball .wasdowned on 20 yard line. Phi Sig’spunt. Psi U’s pass was intercepted.Bieles made long run and passed toGelbspan for touchdown. Phi Sig’skicked off. Another long run by Lib¬by carried ball to 1 yard line fromkick off. Lott ran ball over for arf-other touchdown. Psi U’s kicked off.Phi Sig’s lost ten yards then punted.Second Half: Phi Sig’s kicked off.Psi U’s punt. Pass to Prockter netted30 yards. Ball lost on downs. Runby Gprdon took ball to Phi Sig’s 30yard line. Psi U’s punted to 15 yardline. Phi Sig’s held punt. Psi U’sreturned, punt and passed over line.Phi Sig’s ball on 20 yard line. Libbyintercepted pass and returned ball to10 yard line. Lott lost ground. Passfailed. Lott lost ground. Pass overline failed. Phi Sig’s ball on 20 yardline when the final whistle blew.Phi Sigs DefensiveDuring practically the whole gamethe Psi U’s kept the Phi Sig’s on thedefensive. At the end of the last half the Psi U’s had a chance toscore but their final pass over thegoal line failed and the trail was re¬turned to the 20 yard line in posses¬sion of the Phi Sig’s whea the finalwhistle blew. Libby of Psi Upsilonwas the star of the game, consist¬ently making beautiful runs, andpasses and received and interceptedpasses in good form as well.The game between Delta Upsilonand the Macs for third place resultedin a tie, 18 to 18, after three overtime periods. The tie will be playedoff this afternoon on field one at3:45. The game was charterised byrough playing and Cody “the pant¬less wonder” starred for the Macs.W. Clark played a fine game for D.U. The afternoon was enjoyed byall, even Manager Harry Hagey, whomanaged to freeze his toes beforereturning to the I M office.TWO HAWKEYE SWIMDEMONS PLACED ON. ALL-AMERICAN TEAMIowa City, la., Dec. 8.—All-Amer¬ican honors have been awarded to apair of University of Iowa swim¬mers by Frank J. Sullivan of Prince¬ton University, who annually picksthe best swimmers in the nation.The Hawkeye stars named areMerlin I. Carter‘of Des Moines, Wes¬tern Conference champion in the 200yard breast stroke, who is rated thirdand Standish J. Lambert of IowaCity, ranked as the eighth best 440-yard swimmer in the country.THE COCA-COLA COMPANY , ATLANTA. CA.Me for You —and You for MeCoca-Cola is theshortest distancebetween thirstand refreshmentrT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS - 7 MILLION A DAYI’age hou THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1926^ ^WhistleBIOLOGICAL CONFESSIONSI’ve never heard of purple snakesI never hope to be one—But once, it’s true,When I came to . .Damned if I didn’t see one! CLASSIFIEDINGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 InglesideLarge, well furnished room, ad¬joining bath, suitable for three, $8.Rooms for two, $5. Housekeepingsuites, $5 up. 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