* '■,f '" ' 'v ■>;- piii^i.ifpiiup «p IPW!V|HPPI9pRP*p^*|fl|Pnpn|||lf!n*nfq,^?9?pP|MB|HFP^’ ’•»HI!"r,-.wwr - •Frosh Caps andSenior Canes arealready popular -and now comeSoph Feathers. e Bail? ilaroon If the Juniorswant to be in theswim, they’ll haveto mark theirmen.Vol. 27. No. 42. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1926 Price Five CentsmHAT of IT?Snape MQRCENSTEiyj CIRCUS NETS KIDDIES $1,000This column is going to be some¬thin); in the way of a book re n • v.t a book review, but, as I any,something in the way of one. It maysurprise some of my readers to findme writing things like this I th*eat-t,n vet, 1 think, it’s a logical enoughthing for me, as for anyone who hasever been given entire freedom infilling a certain space in a newspa¬per. to drift off now and then intothe field of literary discussion. Andwhy not? Even my brother, in hisday a Sports Editor on the Maroon,u<cd to write review of books, i rue,he used to review rather heavy tonesturned out by the University of Chi-caeo press with the purpose of cul¬ture written all over them—I thinkone of his reviews was on the PolishPeasant in Europe and America, byThomas and Znarniecki. It grievesme to ihink, even while 1 am lest inadmiration for a man who could dothings like that, thnt my brother wasthat kind of (a) guy. For my re¬viewing goes no farther, for the timeat least, than to concern itself withMr. Ernest Hemingway’s The SunAlso Rises, a rather light affair, com¬pared to the Polish Peasant, turnedout recently by Scribners.I have, I must tell you before get¬ting down to the serious businessahead, got myself engaged with re¬viewing and The Sun Also Rises be¬cause of two separate and distinctreasons. Firstly (as I used to say inthe high school debating club), I hap¬pened to go into the Book Store theother day with Colonel Milt Kreines,in quest of a thing called Illini Verse,that, from from what I had seen ofit, seemed to hold out promise. TheBook Store, however, did not havethat particular book, but the man¬agement obligingly, as always, gaveme Mr. Hemingway’s book to readinstead, with the promise that it wasworth bothering with. That was thefirst reason for my reviewing. Theother is even more immediate. OakPark, my home town, as the hoyssay, has always been a peculiar phen¬omenons to me. "‘The Church Vil¬lage,” ‘The Largest Village in theWorld,” “Mecca of the Women’sClubs”—these are some of the titlesit glories in. “Oak Leaves,” the townweekly, is the voice of the village,everybody subscribes to it, athoughit never has anything in it. Possiblythe people subscribe because themagazine is so typical of the town.Anyway that’s how things are in OakPark. Now I had heard Mr. Heming¬way was from my own village. True,he lived in Paris, but once he was of(?ak Park. And he was said to writeeven write well. This was remark¬able .... it was astounding. I mustinvestigate the rumor 1 had said.And here was the chance. TRAIN MEN FORFRIAR CHORUSESINDANCINGCLASS Peter Pan WedsAtlas As CampusWhistles SurpriseGive Physical Culture CreditFor Regular PracticeIn Winter QuarterBlackfriars’ annual productionpromises to be almost professional inits quality when it is presented nextspring. The former more or less hap¬hazard way of selecting the choruseshas been abandoned and in its place,there is to be a class which will runthroughout the winter quarter andwhich purposes to fit its members forstage, chorus, and acrobatic dancing.This dancing class which will givefull Physical Culture credit, is notrestricted alone to those men wish¬ing to continue work in Blackfriars.Open To AllIt is open to anyone whether he in¬tends to Keep on or not, and countsthe same as regular physical culturecredit in either case. The class willmeet from 1:35 to 2:05 four daysa week in Reynolds club theatre, andif the idea which has never beentried before at the University, is suc¬cessful, it will be held every winterquarter from now on.Joe Barron, who has starred inprevious Blackfriars’ productionsand in Settlement Night programswith his dancing, will have complete(Continued on page 2) Atlas and Peter Pan of Whistlefame have decided to whistle theirway through life together as Manand Wife!The former who is in real lifeWilliam Solenberger, Sigma Nu ’28,disappeared from campus a week agolast Sunday. When he did not returnby Tuesday evening his fraternitybrothers became anxious and calledup the home of Pete, Virginia Weiss,’28—who stoutly denied any knowl¬edge of his whereabouts. The fact isthat they had eloped to Waukegan,where they were married by PastorHoward E. Ganster of Christ Church,Episcopalian. At the time of thetelephone calls Bill was beaming ather elbow. Mrs. Solenberger is fa¬mous for her contributions in theLine O’ Type and her husband hasalso contributed notably to campuspublications.SOPH FEATHERSOUT NEXT WEEK GREEN CAPPERSGATHER TONIGHTFOR CELEBRATIONHowe, Mulroy to AddressFrosh Honor MenAt DinnerCrimson Flare To AdornHats Each TuesdayGift For Every“Kid” On Y W.Christmas TreeA present for each and every“kid” will be the chief attractions,and everyone but Santa Claus willgather around the Christmas tree atthe annual Settlement party Satur¬day from 2 to 5 in the main gymna¬sium in Ida Noyes hall.Children from various settlementsto which the University sends work¬ers will participate in group games,singing and the consumption of re¬freshments, thus arousing the Christ¬mas spirit. About two hundredyoungsters are expected. Crimson feathers ten inches longhave been ehosen as the insignia ofthe Sophomore class and will maketheir first appearance on the cam¬pus on Tuesday of next week whenthey will be on sale at sophomorechapel. The crimson feather hasbeen officially adopted by the Soph¬omore Class council after the reportof a committee which carefully con¬sidered many devices. Three hun¬dred and fifty feathers have beenordered and will be sold for fifteencents each. Members of the Green Cap club,Freshman honorary society, will gatn-er this evening in the south roomat. Hutchinson Commons for the fii’stsocial function sponsored this yearby the club members. Dinner will beserved at 6:15, and will be followedby addresses from John Howe, 1926sponsor for the club and ThomasMulroy, 1925 sponsor.The club was founded last year,succeeding the old Freshman organ¬ization, the Three Quarters club.During the fall this year the tryoutsfor the club were extended over aperiod of several weeks. At the endof this time an examination was held,and sixty-eight men were admittedto membership.Get Pins TonightInitiations will not be held tonight,as was expected. This year the coun¬cil for the club has been picked bythe upperelass sponsors, and themembers of the council will be an¬nounced tonight. Pins will be givenout to those present.Invitations to the dinner have beensent to all members with the possibleeC\£eption of one. Campus HighlightsTo Be Stage MobIn “The Youngest”It is to be a mob more eminentthan the usual run of mobs that willappear on Mandel hall stage in thesecond act of “The Youngest,” acomedy hit by Philip Barry to be giv¬en by the Dramatic association Fri¬day night at 8:30.The captain of the football team,another varsity football player, thebasketball captain^ and editor, a col¬umnist, a class president, the headcheerleader, president of the Under¬graduate council, and the Abbott ofBlackfriars will, with the exceptionof the columnist, make their firststage appearances Friday night.Wallie Marks, John McDonough,Henry Sackett, Walter Williamson,Leo Stone, John Meyer, William Wed¬dell, Wendell Bennett and Philip Wa-trous are the mob leaders who havebeen selected to assist the cast. PROCEEDS MISSQUOTA OF LASTYEAR'S BY $100Chairmen Extend Thanks ToAssistants, Donors, andBox HoldersPhoenix ExposesSanta Claus InChristmas Issue MAKE DONATIONSTO Y. W. BAZAARList Contributions Sent byClubs and CommitteesPierce, PublicityManager, Leaves;Now AdvertiserWell, Oak Park is, after all, not inv<'iin. Mr. Hemingway can write..."ell. He is, possibly, the first Ameri-'"ui who ever lived who has writtena book about life in Paris, and haslived there to know what he was writ¬ing about. Certainly, at least, thef|rst Oak Parker who has done it. Hewrites simply, casually, just as youand I might tell something, afterstarting out with a. . .“Say, a funnything happened to me yesterday,”and then going on, without flourish,to tell what it was. Three-quarters‘I the book is dialogue... and gooddialogue, almost brilliant in spots.I he rest is simply, short declarativeentences. And the book, in its 250Pages, gets on. . .as its drifting, Pariscafe crowd does not. As modern nov-* Is go, it’s good stuff, and you coulddo a great deal worse than occupyyourself with it, as I did, for anevening. But, of course, for methere was the question of whethertlak Park was to be vindicated or notAtu1, unfortunately, not everyone istiom Oak Park—although most are. WOMEN OF FACULTYDISCUSS CLUBHOUSEAT LAST LUNCHEONPossibilities of establishing a Fac¬ulty Woman’s clubhouse will be dis¬cussed at a luncheon to be given bythe women of the faculty today at12 in Ida Noyes hall. This is the lastof a series of luncheons which, ac¬cording *to a custom established lastyear, have been held every two weeks.Miss Ann Elizabeth Brewington,head of the department of Secretar¬ial work and Miss Lydia J. Roberts,instructor in the department of HomeEconomics, have been in charge ofthe series of luncheons for this quar¬ter. At these affairs the board or“standing list” of the faculty womentransacts its business. The resignation of “Russ” Pierce,former director of public relationsand assistant to the President, tookeffect Saturday at noon, when hedefinitely severad all relations withhis former work. Monday “Russ”started *work with the J. ArthurThompson Advertising Agency. Nosuccessor to Pierce has been de¬cided upon as yet. “There ain’t no Santa Claus.”Startling disclosures made by theeditor of the Phoenix, plus a few hotexposes prove that the gentlemanj with the red flannels who lives at the! pole is not Santa Claus. Details andj descriptions of paramount interestconcerning the investigation may befound in the Christmas number ofthe Phoenix.,George Morgenstern, of “What ofIt?” fame, also has a few secrets todisclose concerning "Santa Claus andHis Great Big Bag.” Women’s clubs and various com¬mittees have donated gifts for theY. W. C. A. Christmas Bazaar, whichis being held Friday, Dec. 10 from10 to 6 at Ida Noyes hall. The pro¬ceeds will be used for the Y. W. C.A. budget. Club contributions are:Achoth, radiator covers and tiebacks, Chi Rho Sigma, tea towels andbridge sets, Deltho, garters, DeltaSigma, two dozen Christmas cards,Esoteric, handkerchiefs, Phi BetaDelta, hand painted cards, Phi Delt?(Continued an page 2)National FederationAttempts to SolveEnigmas of CollegeKerwin Speaks OnElection ProblemsMr. Jerome G. Kerwin of the Po¬litical Science department will lec¬ture on “Results and Significance ofthe Recent Illinois Elections” at ameeting of the Citizenship committeeof the Y. W. C. A. Wednesday at4:30 in Harper M-ll.Members of the committee are in¬terested in elections because of thecommittee’s affiliation with the Wom¬an’s Voter’s League. “Russ” took an exceptionally ac¬tive part in campus activities whilehe was here. He edited The DailyMaroon in 1924. He was a collegemarshall and vice-president of theHonor Commission. Besides beingpress manager for the 1923 Inter¬scholastic has was a member of theCap and Gown and Phoenix staffs..(Continued an page 2) SHORELAND OFFERSCHEAP EVENING TOTWO HUNDRED MENChristmas Seals standfokhealth and happiness. Two hundred free passes to theLouis XVI room of the Shorelandhotel will be given out in the officeof the Daily Maroon between 10 and12 today. The passes will be givenout as long as they last.The cover charge of $2.20 will bewaived on any night but Saturday onpresentation of one of these, slips.There is dancing every evening toWalter Ford’s Shoreland Orchestra.Dinner may be obtained at two dol¬lars a cover.The Shoreland is located on -theshore of Lake Michigan, just northof 55th Street.Dean Flint TalksTo WestminsteriansDean Edith Foster Flint will dis¬cuss “The Adjustment of a Student’sInterests” at an open meeting of theWestminster club in Ida Noyes hallat 4 :30 today.The winter rally of the club isfeatured by such talks by prominentcampus personages, and plans arebeing completed for more extensivesocial activity. A solution of the problems con¬fronting the American college stu¬dent, including the fraternity, facul¬ty, student government and curri¬cula questions, was initiated at thefirst meeting of the National StudentFederation, held Dec. 2, 3 and 4 atthe University of Michigan.Gifford Hitz was the official repre¬sentative of the University of Chi¬cago, sent by the Undergraduatecouncil and Dean Boucher. He willsubmit his report to the faculty onWednesday of this week.Almost three hundred representa¬tives from more than two hundredAmerican and foreign universitieswere addressed by world famous edu¬cators occasionally in the French andGerman tongues. The Council willeventually resolve itself into an in¬ternational organization. In spite of the unprosperous finan¬cial conditions alleged to be existingin the city of Chicago, Settlementnight brought forth as its quota ofthe Drive approximately $1013, fall¬ing short of last year’s record by ascant $100. From the attendance, itwas estimated that the averageamount spent per person was $1.50.The following figures, prpceeds ofthe individual projects, are unofficialand approximate only gate receipts$160, vodvil $216, dance floor $35,booths $16, ticket girls $315, check¬rooms 40, program sales $30, pro¬gram ads 108, box sales $135, flow¬ers $23.Chairmen Extend ThanksThe chairmen wish to express theirappreciation for the help and co-op¬eration given, by the ticket, programand flower saleswomen, boothsales-men and coat checkers.Thanks are also extended to themany friends of Settlement outsidethe University, the box holders: Mes-dames Coleman, Freund, Goodspeed,Hall, Koessler, McLaughlin, Nitze,Sherer, Swift, Wiles, Wilson andGorrel, and to the kind donors oftime and products: Mrs. W. A. Nitze,Mrs. AV W. Sherer, Ward Baking Co.,Schulze Baking Co., MickleberrySausage Co., F. A. Weber Co.,Oberg’s Flower Shop, Chase and San-burn Co., University Commons, Har¬ris Grocery and Market, AtwellPrinting Co., and John Sexton Co.Drive Ends SaturdayThe Settlement drive will continueuntil Saturday, Dec. 11, upon whichdate the teams will match totals.Any contributions coming in afterthat date will be gladly accepted,although they cannot be credited tothe team.SHAW ASSOCIATE TOTELL OF REAL MANIN CAMPUS LECTUREYou’ll BeInterestedIn the head of the 23rd StaggTrack Interscholastic. His pic¬ture and the details of his appoint¬ment will be carried in the Christ¬mas issue of The Daily Maroon.This issue will not only be the larg¬est in the history of your newspaperbut it will be the best.Read this column every day andsee why! We’re not bragging.THE DAILY MAROON Professor Archibald Henderson ofthe University of North Carolina atChapel Hill, North Carolina will givea lecture tomorrow night at 8:15 inMandel hall under the auspices of theWilliam Vaughn Moody LectureFund. His subject will be “The RealBernard Shaw.”Dr. Henderson is well equipped totalk upon this subject since he isan intimate personal friend of Shawand has written a sketch of his life,upon which book he spent five or sixyears. Dr. Henderson has also writ¬ten a book more recently bearing thetitle “Table Talks of George BernardShaw.”Admission will be by tickets whichmay be secured an opplication at thePresident’s Office without charge.Greek Council DinesWed. With Sigma NuMembers of the InterfraternityCouncil will hold a meeting Wednes¬day evening at 6:15 at the SigmaNu house to discuss plans for thewinter quarter.James Cusack will give a detaileddescription of his recent trip to theConvention of the InterfraternityCouncil held at the Hotel Pennsyl¬vania at New York City November27-28. V%I■WilPJlJlJI. lt I, III II ."IWjpilWIi) , '■ 1^1*1I! iPaj?e Twoiatlg iHarmmFOUNDBD IN 1961THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, 8unday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:n.00 I>er Tear: by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 18.!°0« under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•onesring in this paperOFFICE— ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTLeo StoneGeorge GruskinAlice Kinsman Whistle EditorAssistantLiterary EditorSports EditorNews EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorJunior EditorBetty McGee ...Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus.* Assistant Sports EditorDay EditorMilton MayerStewart McMullenKathryn Sandmeyer.Harriett HarrisHarriett Lemon Day EditorDay Editor.Sophomore Editor Charles J. HarrisEldred L. NeubauerFred KretschmerBurton McRoyRobert MasseyRobert FisherEdward D. HagensRobert Klein,Myron FulrathHarry E. Axon. Jr....Donald GallagherJack McBradyWallace Nelson ..Advertising Manage*Advertising Manager...Circulation ManagerAuditor. Classified Adv. MgrSophomore Assistant.Sophomore Assitant. Sophomore Assistant.Sophomore Assistant.Sophomore Assistant..Sophomore Assistant...Sophomore Assistant..Sophomore AssistantSETTLEMENT NIGHTSINCE figures don't lie, Settlement night, known to days of yoreas one of the grandest official brawls around these parts, was amoderate financial success. But since seeing is believing, it was adistinct social failure. Not that everybody in the swim wasn’t there.Not that, indeed, for all the committee heads were there, and all thesalesmen and saleswomen were there, and a few roundabouts withnothing better to do were there. And that was_ all. The halls ofdear old Mandel were virtually empty.In the first place the Settlement night committee undertook aproject which they were not able to, or did no bother o carry out.The only evidences of a circus were the barkers in the booths, whoin their noble intentions made a continuous gust of raucous noises inorder to sell their none too delectable wares. The rest of the set¬ting was so badly done that it failed to produce any atmosphere atall, much less that of a circus.The music was eminently second or third rate. Almost everyact of the vaudeville deserved and won a shower of pennies. Grant¬ed that to round up twenty good bits of amateur talent is well nighimpossible on this, our campus. Then why not reduce the number toten? Further divertisements were lacking in toto.The spirit of Settlement night was not at any time vividly inflictedon the consciousness of the campus. Few persons even thought toattend.Perhaps time will erase the memory of last Saturday night, aftdperhaps the welkin of good fellowship will ring roundly onceagain when the big time comes around next year.A NOTE TO THE NEW STUDENT AjUDITORTHIRTY-TWO fraternity chapters at the University of Chicago* operate chapter houses on the campus. Each of these housesrequires a certain amount of provisions weekly to run the table andthe house itself. At the present time each chapter does is own buy¬ing, and usually this function falls to the lot of a chapter member,who may not have Had any previous experience in buying.The price advantage of buying in large quantities is one of thecardinal points in economics. If the weekly purchases of all thechapter houses on the campus were compiled the result would pre¬sent an astonishing total, and the lower prices which could easily beobtained if the buying were done through one agent would effecttremendous savings to the fraternities.Many plans for co-operative fraternity buying have been workedout by private concerns, interested only in their private gain at theexpense of the fraternity men. These plans help not at all. How¬ever, the university could perform a great service for the frat¬ernities by working out a sensible system of buying, keeping inmind the benefit to the fraternities, and not the possibilities of profit.The expenses for the development of the plan could easily be paidout of the savings to the groups. The university is depending moreand more on the fraternity groups to support the school’s campaignsand uphold its policies and ideals. The men, in turn, have beenincreasingly willing to actively carry out their share of theseobligations, and we believe that such a scheme of co-operative buy¬ing would be an excellent example of a large university’s practicalassistance to the fraternities. ******THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7. 1926SOCIALLYQPF A KTMC Hui £//lAIiYU |Settlement Night came off at lastwith much shouting and excitement.The real circus atmosphere was allthere, except for one detail. Therewere no animals to pervade the placewith a pungent reminder of thestockyards. Not that this was a de¬fect—quite the contrary. But thebarkers calling their wares in yourear, the milling crowd inevitablypushing you in the direction you didnot want to go, tne noise of a danceorchestra above all the din, and thebig show inside, were there. Andthese are the best part of any circus.The crowd that turned out for it fellin with the spirit of the affair andshouted and pushed with gusto. Bothshows were very funny—in fact theaudience appreciated some of theacts so much that they threw giftsonto the stage in true college style.The house dances kept many oncampus Friday night; the Dekefreshman party, the Chi Psi partyand the A. T. 0. party were themain attractions Saturday nightPaul Whiteman drew a larger crowdfrom school than we had thoughtpossible. But he was worth every¬thing one had to pay. His orchestracan never be equaled in spite ofthose who say he is slipping.The real social scoop of the weekhas been stolen by the front page—the marriage of Peter Pan and Atlas,alias Virginia Weiss and William Sol-enberger on last Tuesday, so all wecan do is offer them our heartiestcongratulations and best wishes.CLASSIFIEDTYPING by expert typist—Willcall for and deliver. Phone Fairfax9755, Leone King.EXPERT TYPING done reason¬ably. Will call for and deliver. At¬lantic 3270, C. Martin.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 IngletideLarge, well furnished room, ad¬joining bath, suitable for three, $8.Rooms for two, $5. Housekeepingsuites, $5 up.FOR RENT—Maryland 5738, 3rdfloor. Front parlor $20. Side rooms$15. For appointment, telephone En¬glewood 4708.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle-side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ed. In a small private family. CallDorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lintof new cloth and fur coats and evening gowns. Excellent values. Price:from $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.KIMBARK APARTMENTS6115 Kimbark AvenueLarge front room with kitchenettesuitable for tw- >!n00. Two roomside suite at $8.50. Single roomshousekeeping $5.00.TYPING by Expert Typist—Rea¬sonable rates. 407 E. 112th St., EW. Jamison, Pullman 7792.TUTORING IN FRENCH—$1.00an hour. Call Stewart 5247.Exquisitely embroidered linensfrom Wuchang, China, make distinc¬tive gifts, $2.00 up. Telephone Fair¬fax 8467 for appointment.CANADIAN RACCOON COAT—Large size, in good condition, $175.Phone J. Rice, Superior 1500.LOS, T—Schaeffer pen between11:50-12 o’clock Friday, Dec. 3. Re¬turn 63 Green Hall, Joyce E. Snepp.Reward.PIANOIST and CELLIST WANT¬ED for String Trio ensemble. Writeor call Bernard Fischer, 1433 N.Rockwell St., Humboldt 8296.BARGAIN IN BOOKS3 sets 10 volumes each, beauti¬fully illustrated and bound. GoodRS 116 W.THE world best ora¬tions. De-lux edition. CROWN¬ED MASTERPIECES OF LITER¬ATURE, University Edition.Both these sets contain worksfrom the earliest period to thepresent.Story of the greatest nations.From the dawn of history to pres-3nt time.Phone Normal 2853 TRAIN MEN FORFRAIRS’ CHORUSESIN DANCING CLASS(Continued from page 1)charge of the class. Barron hastaught gymnastic classes in the Westparks for the last five years and, inaddition to this, has gone on the Or-pheum Circuit with his own acts forthe past few summers, so he shouldbe adequately experienced to act inthis capacity.While the class offers an excellentopportunity for practical training, atthe same time satisfying the require¬ments for credit, it is invaluable tothose men intending to try out forBlackfriars choruses, Most of thespecial groups will come from thisclass and all who are desirous of hav¬ing first call when they are pickedare picked are strongly urged to signup.PIERCE, PUBLICITYMANAGER LEAVES(Continued from page 1)“Kaiti from Haiti,” the 1925 Black¬friars show, came from the pen ofPierce. He was the author of severalcampus sidelights, besides being amember of Score Club, Iron Mask,Owl and Serpent, Chi Psi fraternity,and the Qudrangle Club.Drive There!“Getting on” in schoolor in life is snapping intothings. Get there—“classy-like”—for that date, gameor any engagement in inew Saunders car.For parties, out-of-towngames, etc., it’s cheaperthan rail. Come and go onyour own schedule. Newcars! Choose your model!SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 F. 63rH St MUSIC MASTERWalter Ford directs the syncopationin the Louis XVI room of the Shore-laud hotel, and has charge of enter¬tainment. Mr. Ford has some reputehimself as a pianist. DONATE PRESENTSTO Y. W. BAZAAR(Continued from page 1)Upsilon, aprons, Pi Delta Phi, tallvcards, Quadranglar, laundry bagsand wash cloths, Sigma,, shoe bagsand aprons, and Wyvern, cakes andcandy.Membership committee of Y. WC. A. will donate towels, World Fel-lowship, notions, Church Coopera¬tion, pan holders and aprons, Indus¬trial, pan holds and aprons. Campusand Community, food, Intercollegi-ate, wax flowers and candle holders.Citizenship, handkerchiefs and lunch¬eon sets and the social committee willhave charge of luncheon.Special donations are Japanese ar¬ticles from Mrs. Yasui of New York,art pictures of the campus from Mof.fetts, articles and leather work madeby the wounded soldiers in hospitals.SIGMA NU PLEDGESSigma Nu announces the pledgingof John Fricke and Arvard Johnsonof Chicago.MAGAZINESAS GIFTSMany a gift problem can bemet by a year’s subscriptionto some good magazine. Wewill take your orders andsupply free gift cards to bepresented to the recipient.Be prompt for it takes timeto enter a new name onmany lists.The U. of C.Bookstore5802 Ellis AvenueYou’re Always Sureof a Good Time at. udi? llarkhamk--FEATURING--COON SANDERSOriginalNIGHT HAWKSfor Dinner Music and Evening Dancing.Dancing from 6 p. m. to 1 :30 a. m. (2:30 a. m. Saturdays)No Cover Charge at Dinner.After 9:30 p. m. 50c week days$1.00 Saturdays and Sundays.Don’t Forget that Every Friday is\College NightWith a Special College - Music ProgramOn Wabash at Randolph St“Opposite Fields"The Intramural Sea¬son ends Friday withCoach Vorres’ Wrest- The Daily SPORTS Maroon Unless the trackmenhit their books, OldMaroon will look rath¬er slow this season.ling Meet. Tuesday Morning December 7, 1926PSI U DEFENDS GRID TITLE TODAYBURTON NATATORSTAKE HONORS INI-M SWIM MEETChi Psi, Led By Hough,Take Second; Ph'Psi ThirdFor the first time in Intramural his¬tory a non-Greek aggregation won theWinter Swimming Carnival when theBurtons walked off with first honorsin the meet held last Friday night inBartlett pool. When the final pointswere tallied it was found that ChiPsi was second. Phi Kappa Psi third.Delta Sigmfi Phi fourth and AlphaDelta Phi fifth.Fast TimesThe times were exceptionally good,Dick Hough of Chi Psi who was highpoint man of the meet clipped fourseconds off the meet record in the 220yard race while Ettleson of the Bur¬tons knocked off 3 2-5 seconds fromthe old 100 yard mark.In the special high school relay Til-den came in the cup winning position,being closely followed by Englewood.Hyde Park and Lindblom.Summary of Events120 yard relay—Won by Burtons: PhiKappa Psi second; Chi Psi third. Time1:31.2.40 yard free style—Won by Hough,Chi Psi; Weddell. Phi Kappa Psi. 2nd,F.ttleson, Burtons, 3rd. Time 20.4.100 yard breast stroke—Won bySpence. Alpha Delt; May. unattached.2nd; Bauer, T. K. E. 3rd. Time 1:22.220 yard free style—Won by Hough,Chi Psi; Crandall, Burtons. 2nd. Vee-der. Burtons, 3rd. Time 2:40.8.60 yard back stroke—Won by Ste¬phenson, Burtons. Boy, Phi Gams, 2nd,King, Sigma Chi, 3rd. Time'39.9.Fancy Diving— Won by Weddell,Phi Kappa Psi; Griffin, Delta Sig, 2nd;Best, Sigma Chi, 3rd.100 yard free style—Won by F.ttle¬son, Conrad, Burtons, 2nd, Griffen,Delta Sig, 3rd. Time 1:04.8.Although 445 men sent in theirnames as competitors, the total num¬ber of participants was cut down to180 by the numerous scratches.,LAMBERT SPEEDS UPPURDUE CAGE DRILLLafayette, Ind., Dec. 7.—Presence offive men from the football team hasserved to pep up Purdue’s basketballpractice considerably, and Coach WardLambert is now drilling his courtsquad in hard scrimmages nightly inpreparation for the opening of theseason, with State Normal in Mem¬orial gymnasium here December 14.The football performers who have re¬cently been added to the squad areWilcox, Wilson, Ramby, Speidel andF.ibel.Lambert is directing all of his en¬ergies at the present time toward de¬veloping a center to succeed Cramerand a forward to take the place of theGreat George Spradling, two of thebiggest stars lost by graduation lastyear. Bob Wilson, who last year play¬ed at floor guard, has been shifted toforward, but has worked only a littlebecause of a football injury. Cummins,a former Frankfort star, looks to be'*bout the best of the pivot candidates.Wheeler, the diminutive forward whocame to the front at the close of lastseason by his excellent basket shoot-’ng. is showing improved form thisyear, and has also taken on weight, afact which should help his general playgreatly. Purdues’ Big Ten season willopen with Ohio State in the Memorialgymnasium on January 8.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic Theatre( igarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761( orner Ellis Avenue and 55th St. QUAKER SCORE “O K”;MR. GHEE PROVES ITPHOTOGRAPHICALLY(Taken from editorial page of cur¬rent issue of Big Ten Weekly):..Once more that first Pennsylvaniatouchdown in the Chicago game bobsup. The score, if you remember dis¬cussions of it. was made when a Pennrunner who tackled on, near or overthe goal line, depending upon howaccurately the eyes of the spectatorswere watching the play. He fumbled,and the ball rolled over the exten¬sion of the side line in the end zone.Now Mr. Milton Ghee, who was oneof the four officials in that gamewrites to the BIG TEN WEEKLYto say that the ball clearly was carried |over the goal line and sends a photo¬graph which demonstrates that factbeyond a doubt.Had the ball been fumbled in thefield of play it could not have been atouchdown, for the rule involving themomentum of the ball would havemade it a touchback.We hope that Mr. Gfiee’s statementwill satiate any who may have thoughtthat Pennsylvani got a touchdown thatit didn’t exactly deserve, or need, asfar as that goes.But the play is still interesting be¬cause it shows how a runner beingtackled near the side line might inten¬tionally tumble and allow the ball toroll out of bounds two or three yardsin advance of where he was falling.A bit far fetched, perhaps, hut per¬fectly possible.VvHonor Team WinsFast Hockey GameFrom Grads, 3 to 2University women’s Honor hockeyteam won in the annual game againstthe Alumni team with a score of 3 to2, Saturday on the Midway.The Undergrads made all three oftheir points during the first half, theAlums coming back strong second halfto score two goals. Except for a shorttime during the latter part of the game TRACK CHANCESDEALT HARD BLOWBY INELIGIBILITIESMorrison, Strong, Duval,Ault and OthersLost To TeamThe hopes that were afloat lastspring concerning a championship in¬door track team for 1927 received twodeath blows recently in quick succes¬sion. The two sad occurrences werecaused by the issuance of the ineligi¬bility and dropped-out-of-school lists.Many of the most consistent of lastyear’s performers will be unavailablefor the team this year, because of thosetwo well known bugbears.The pole vaulting section is hit thehardest. McDonald and Strong, bothof whom were clearing the bar at overeleven feet have definitely dropped outof school. Strong is also a shot put¬ter of note. Vincent Libby and ChuckDuval, both boys who throw theweights with the same ease that theythrew footballs are out of the runningwith scholastic difficulties.The runners are also weakened by.the loss of men. Hathaway and Wil¬kins, both bears at the 440 are snowedunder piles of low grades and will notbe able to compete. Ault, who runsa sweet half mile, and Morrison, oneof Chicago’s best bets in the hurdleslast year have also run afoul of scho¬lastic obstacles.However, the team is definitely bet¬ter than last year’s outfit and theyshould show well in the conferencemeet.the Honor team exhibited superiorityover the Alums both offensively anddefensively.The Alumni team lineup follows:Alumni: L. W. Beringer; L. I. Novak;C. F. Thompson; R. I. Lakin; R. YV.Brennhasser; L. H. Curtis; L. F. Gor-gas; C. H. Ames; R F. Burke; R.H. Byrne; Goal, Ortmayer.Is Try for Point Important? We 'llSay It Is—And So Will U. S. C.By Bob SternThe very best of football circleshave been very shaken to the verycore this year and all by a very smallthing—that extra point after touch¬down. The controversy over its im¬portance was raised to white heat asthe football season progressed and lastSaturday’s victory of Notre Dame overSouthern California by the rather closescore of 13 to 12 gave the climatic em¬phasis to the argument.That same thing has happened twiceto U. S. C. One afternoon, earlier inthe season, ‘Pop’ Warner’s Stanfordteam managed to beat U. S. C. out ofthe Pacific Coast Championship by afinal score of 13 to 12. Stanford’s goalkicker managed to boot one of his tries over for the extra point. South¬ern California’s man missed both ofhis chances.Michigan went into a tie for theconference championship on two one-point victories. Ohio State sufferedthe loss at their hands once but theBuckeyes won compensation in theirvery next bame, when they escapeda tie game with Illinois by the singlepoint.As Warren Brown says, the PacificCoast conference is won by one pointafter a touchdown, and the westernConference has two title claimants be¬cause of the point after touchdown.And so it really seems that it’s a veryimportant part of the game, that tryfor the point.5725 Kenwood Ave. Hyde Park 6199LUNCHEON 45c and A La Carte DINNER 60c and 75c STATISTICS SHOWMARKED DECREASEIN GRID FATALITIESThis year’s football fatality listshows a marked decrease from the1925 records according to the Colum¬bian Missourian, which adds that onlynine persons were killed as a resultof injuries sustained in the game ascompared to twenty-five last year.As in the past years the players whowere killed were mainly members ofsecondary school elevens- and of pro¬fessional' teams.Football is dangerous to life onlywhen players are not well coached andconditioned was proved by the factthat no fatalities occurred on the col¬lege elevens or the big private schoolteams.Where football men are taught howto fall, how to protect themselves,in all situations, and when they arephysically fit for the game, it is nomore dangerous than any other sportinvolving physical contact.Only one demand tor abolition offootball as a result if a death, washeard. The demand came from a mem¬ber of the Buffalo Board of Educationfollowing the death of a high schoolboy from fotball injuries. This demandwas quickly withdrawn, the boardmember being convinced after moredeliberation that it was not the gamethat was at fault.The lesson to be drawn from thisyear’s football fatalities is that onlywell-trained and well-conditioned stu¬dents should be permitted to competein the gridiron sport.ANNOUNCES MAROONS’BASEBALL SCHEDULEOne more schedule, fans, then you’llhave them all. W'e printed the sched¬ules for' basketball, wrestling, fencing,swimming and gymnastics last week,but omitted the diamond dates. Here isthe menu which the Maroons underi their new tutor, Fritz Crisler, will face! this spring:April 16—Purdue at Chicago.April 23—Ohio State at Chicago.-April 27—Illinois at Illinois.May 4—Northwestern at Chicago.May 7—Wisconsin at Chicago.My 11—Indiana at Chicago.May 14—Ohio State at Ohio State.May 18—Illinois at Chicago.May 21—Purdue at Purdue.May 25—Northwestern at North¬western.May 28—Indiana at Indiana.June 8—Wisconsin at Wisconsin. PID SIGMA DELTA WINS WAY TOFINAL GAME BY EASY VICTORYOVER MACS; MEET PSI U TODAYLast Year’s Winners MustWatch Pness, PhiSig StarProbable Lineup:Psi Upsilon— Phi Sigma Delta—LibbySheldonLottCraneElwoodGordonWatrous, orPollard PriessFingoldProcterGelsbspanCaplowBielesFriedPhi Sigma Delta, by defeating theMacs in a fast and furious semi-finalgame of touchball yesterday afternoonwon the right to engage in the finalchampionship game of the Universitywith the Psi U’s, winners over the D.U.’s last Friday afternoon. The PsiU’s, who won the championship lastyear, are all primed for a like feat thisafternoon when they meet the Phi Sigsat 3 o’clock in the big game of theyear.Both StrongPsi Upsilon has a formidable rivalin the Phi Sigma outfit if the dopefrom yesterdays’ game proves any¬thing. The game was featured by theairtight defense and spectacular pass¬ing of the Phi Sig’s. They rompedover the Macs to the tune of 42 to0. Seemingly every player was a starwhen it came to team play and theyexhibited a clock-like unison.Priess StarsPriess, however, of Phi Sigma Delta,played an excellent running and pass¬ing game. This is orre man the PsiU’s will have to watch as statisticsfrom }resterday’s game show that hewas instrumental in making six out ofthe eight touchdowns and throughpassing, running and receiving madea total of 264 yards. The Macs werecontinually held and kept from mak¬ing downs and forced to punt. The PhiSig’s would then run the ball backpast midfield and gradually work itover the line. The one time the Macshad a chance of scoring their pass wasintercepted under the Phi Sig’s goaland taken back thirty-five yards andout of danger.At three forty-five the D. U.’s willmeet the Macs to decide the winnerof third place. Close I-M Season WithAnnual WrestlingMeet FridayThe Third Annual Fall WrestlingMeet, under the direction of CoachVorres and the Intramural Division,will be held Thursday and Friday, at.:.() p. m. in Bartlett gym. This meetis an annual affair designed to stimul¬ate an interest in wrestling and to dis¬cover new material for the Varsityteam.The contestants will be grouped ac¬cording to the following weights: 117,127, 137, 147, 160, 177, and heavy¬weight. All contestants must weigh infive hours before the meet. Entriesclose Tuesday.Prelims ThursdayPrelims will be held Thursday at3:30, and the winners of these matcheswill meet in the finals on Friday, at3:30 p. m. No two men representingthe same organization will meet untilthe finals.A sliver loving cup will be presentedto the winning organization. Individ¬ual prizes will consist of gold medal-ettes to winners of first places in thevarious classes, silver medalettes forsecond and bronze for third.Organizations may enter as manymen in the meet as they wish. Allundergraduates who have not beenmembers of any collegiate wrestlingteam or who have not placed first inany intramural wrestling meet are eli¬gible to compete. The contest is gov¬erned by Western IntercollegiateWrestling rules.STAGG MEET STARON BADGER SQUADThose who remember the stellarwork of Jimmie O’Connor, center onthe Fargo, N. D. High School teamwhich went to the finals of the StaggInterscholastic Basketball Meet lastspring, will undoubtedly get a chance,in the future, to see this star cavort¬ing with the cage teams of the Uni¬versity of Wisconsin.O’Connor is one of the thirty-fiveplayers who are striving for recognitionon the Freshman Basketball squad atthe Badger institution.Guy M. Sundt is coaching this squadof future varsity luminaries, so thatthey may provide suitable scrimmageagainst the regular team. *RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarPage hou THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1926 . i.»" *Vn -TO ATLAS AND PETER PANSomehow, the world has always runalong in pairs. . .Even Noah took two of everythinginto the Ark...Man is miserable and weighted downwith caresUnless he has one staunch friend tostay with him through lightand dark...Through fair weather and foul. . .which ever way his fortunefares.And when 1 think of Pete and At¬las . . . two . ..Sipping from one sweet cup the wineof Life,My heart goes out with hope thathappiness will be their due. . .Untouched by miseries or strife. . .Blessed with the mystery of humanlove. ..intangible to any hu¬man clue!—GeoGPETER PAN AND ATLAS havegone and done it! At last the Whis¬tle can throw out its chest and tellthe world about its success as a mat¬rimonial bureau. Last year Billwrote poetry about Chicago’s resemb¬lance to “a great big pancake” andhow he wanted to ‘‘drown it in sy¬rup.” Then he was introduced toPete this year. . .and his style chang¬ed. Immediately he composed some¬thing about petals on a daisy andhow she loved him and loved him not.We suspected something all the time,but holy Moses. . .they’ve gone anddone it!How Abcut Some Mother GooseBooks ?Dear GeoG:I was searching around yesterdayfor a gift to Altas and Pete andcouldn’t find a single thing thatseemed appropriate. What can yousuggest? Of course ,it must be in¬destructible .. .don’t ask me why...besides being in good taste.—Eee : into bright patternsTo delight your ear.my lips are mute.Only my heart knowsWhat a glorious songIt holds. . .unsung. . .Listen a moment,Do you hear-Peter PanIT used to be that Pete wrotecynical things about “Heartbreak”and such. Then all of a sudden thisyear her style changed and shewrote:MOODS(At a'tea-dance)I rock a small cup to and froAnd answer yes. . .and answer no,And munch on tiny cakes and thingsAnd you who see me, do not knowHow my heart sings. . .I love him . . .so.. .Thus, she has been “rocking smallcups to and fro” in the past, butnow she’ll have to change from rock¬ing the small cuns to drying them! I’ve little concern with the ivory gullsOr the sky as blue as the sea. . .For the morning light is flashingbrightIn eyes upturned to me. . .—AtlasNOW Bill and Pete are eligible toact as chaperones!EEE. and GEOG.STEVENS LECTURESON “MILTON—POETOF CHANGING AGE”CHANSON NEUFHiding high on the crest of a wave. .Astride of a tangle of foam. . .Sunlight plays on the glisteningspraysOf a breaker coasting home. . . Keeping up with the extensive socialj reason mapped out for the University,j Delta Sigma, scholarship alumnae as-j sociation. will stage its third annualI “Scholarship Dance” Saturday. Dec. 11at 8:30 in the Louis XVI room of theSherman Hotel. Benson's Victor Rec¬ording Orchestra will officiate at thefestivities. Reservations have beenbeen made for 1000 according to Lil¬lian Garrison, president of the club.A novelty in the way of decorationswill be a huge plaque reproduction otthe insignia of the organization.Delta Sigma is a local organizationhaving its entire membership recruit¬ed from alumnae of this institution. Ithas twenty-six active members at pres¬ent.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hvde Park 0950 Beverly 5009TERRIBLE TURK is missing fromthe Maroon Office today. We sincere¬ly hope that he is not following inthe footsteps of Pete and Atlas!VERS LIBRE(For Atlas)I should like to singA thousand songs for you to hear. . .Weave a thousand melodies™sr-ROffi[iv■5609-mRPER-AVC-■ PHONE •• HyDE-PmtV6262-■flKnsr-moroGRnpncRFRESH FLORIDAORANGESFresh sweet Florida Oranges $3per box of three hundred largesize. Sound fruit and satisfac¬tion guaranteed or money back.We pay express charges. A box ofthese makes an appreciated Christ¬mas gift. Remit with order.ACME FARMSGainesville, Florida.ASMS FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, Dec. 7thAlice Terry in“THE MAGICIAN”A1 St. John. Comedy “FlamingRomance”Wednesday, Dec. 8thHuntley Gordon & Mae Buschin “THE TRUTHFUL SEX”Non Professional RevueThursday, Friday, Dec. 9-10Viola Dana, Vera Gordon &Nat Carr in“KOSHER KITTY KELLY”Saturday, Dec. 11thLewis Stone & Anna Q. Nilssonin “MIDNIGHT LOVERS”News & ComedySunday, Dec. 12thReginald Denny in“TAKE IT FROM ME”News & Comedy UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueIdeal Restaurant1 BREAKFAST—DINNNERHome Cooking, Excellent ServiceSpecial Lunch, 40c1352 East 61>t St.William R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabashTONIGHT!HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELDi FOLLIES’’& His Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boss' Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE HAR. 8220 TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONF(S'UphgAjuntv. GuvjcaiuJoVAUDEVILLE_4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChaiseOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY’S?JUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6THE NEWSUBMARINEChicago’s Most Beautiful Sea F°od Restaurant6330 Cottage Grove Ave.(Opposite Tivoli Theatre)GEO. D. POLITES, Pres. HYDE PARK 7404Intelligence Test ^Instructor — "Life Insurance ? ”The Gass (as one man, 'without hesitationJ—‘'John Hancock”Instructor (beaming with joy)—"Class dismissed. Your I. Q. is 130.’Life Insurance Company*0 Boston. MassachusittsTHE SHANTYOne of our specialties is REALMEXICAN CHILI CONCARNE served every day.Everything good to eat atTHE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folks” “SCHOLARSHIP DANCE”SPONSORED BY DELTASIGMA ON SATURDAYDavid H. Stevens, assistant to thepresident, will reveal some new viewson Milton in his lecture entitled “Mil-ton. Poet of a Changing Age” tonightat 6:45 in Fullerton hall at the Art In¬stitute.Mr. Stevens believes that “in scan¬ning all three phases of Milton’s na¬ture. the poetic, political and religious,we discover the pressure of currentevents upon a nature that was happilystarted upon a likework of solitarypoetic endeavor.”FROSH DEBATERSTRYOUTS AT 3:30Members of tbe Freshman Forumwho signified their willingness to de¬bate next Monday will meet in Cobb110 promptly at 3:30 this afternoon.Of the number present six will beelected to debate on tbe question ofthe honor versus the proctor system.It was decided by the officers and spon¬sor that one week of preparationwould be sufficient inasmuch as the speeches are to be of only five min¬utes’ duration.Those prospective debaters who wishto gain a few viewpoints on the sub¬ject are cordially invited to a ineetin >of the Freshman Torrh ic the Y. M.C. A. offices at 12:30 this noon, wlie.vthe honor system will be discussed b\the group.WHAT’S ON TODAYFreshman Forum debaters will meetat 3:30 in Cobb 110 to determine thedebating teams for the next meeting.Luncheon will be served at 12 inIda Noyes ball for tbe women of tbefaculty.The Romans will meet at 3 in theReynolds club to discuss “The Placeof Campus Activities in Undergradu¬ate’s Life.”“The Near East and Modern Life"will be discussed by Dr. James Har-vev Breasted at . 30 in Harper M-ll.in the V. M. C. A. office.Y. M. C. A. cabinet meeting at 4:30Dean Edith Foster Flint will speak-on “Tbe Adjustment of a Student's Interests” before the Westministerclub at 4:30 in Ida Noyes hall.A radio lecture entitled “Readingsfrom Modern Literature” will be deliv¬ered by Assistant Professor Davis Ed¬wards of the Public Speaking depart¬ment at 7 through station WLS.Religious Education club will meetat 7:30 in the Commons room ofSwift ha(l. The Reverend R. E. H.Darkness will speak on “Social Orig¬ins of the Millerite Movement.”Extension lectures in religion willbe delivered by Dean Shailer Mathewsand Professor Gerald Birnev on“Christian Doctrine in ModernThought” at 7:45 in Joseph Bondchapel.C0RTSN0WA\ATS. WED. AND SAT.PHONE CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF ALL COLLEGEi C0MEDIE5*&S$T^ELLIOTT NUGENTSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTSHere’s a Tuxedo that’s hand- $tailored and priced at only 50 «MARSHALL FIELD& COMPANYTHE STORE FOR MEMTHIRD FLOORfHiiimiiiimiiiniiuiimiinuimmiiuninimmiuuiimu