Settlement vod-v i 1 and theDramat premierpromises capacityhouses.Vol. 27. No. 38 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1926 Mandel hall isdue for two stren¬uous week-ends.Price Five CentsWHAT OFIT?fyGeorgeMngmstem• The Chicagoan,” if you have everlt. you know as a rather pale imi¬tation of “The New Yorker.” a pseudo--mart magazine having to do with thepeople and the foibles of the storm.Xow. according to “The Chicagoan,”jn-.,pU- who live in this city are mem¬ber' >'f the aristocracy .... a) if theyare third generation Chicagoans,” or,l,i if their families resided here “be¬fore the Fire." I quote the exactphrasing of "The Chicagoan.” Thesemore or less arbitrary standards ofcaste -et up by the magazine are not>o rigid, if, for example, you comparethem to those which determine the so¬cially elect of Boston or New York. Idaresay that you have to he somethingpretty close to a “twelfth generationNew Yorker" to amount to much ofanything there, and Boston. I supposereckons its more exclusive snobs ac¬cording to whether they date from"before the Tea Party” or not.” So, as1 say. an old family from “before theFire." or a “third generation Chica¬goan" isn't such a distinguishing markto have attached to one’s name.* * * *1 have a better system for settingup a local Who’s Who. Times, youmust admit, have changed since it wasthe thing to do to gape at the PotterPalmer castle on the Drive. The oldorder ha- changed. No member ofthe Chicago Four Hundred cracks theIxmle over anything when a FoodShow or an Elks’ Convention opens inChicago (as Mrs. Palmer did. whenthe lid blew off the World’s Fair). No,a bathing beauty selected at the Bala-ban and Katz Norshore or CentralPark (3600 W est Roosevelt Road) doestlu business instead. And so with ev¬erything. The old families don’t rateany more. It's the City Tax Assessor,the South Park Board member, thebeer king and the Cicero boss whothrow tin big parties and get invitedto place- these days. So, l ask, whynot recognize the fact? Why not re-organize the social strata of the townalong a fair line of demarcation. Mysystem would be to take the crowdsitting between the -10-yard-lines of theArmy-Navy game Saturday and ranktieni. with those exactly on the 50-}aid-line on top of the pile, and soon down. For, it is safe to say, youhad to have pretty good “connec¬tion' to get anywhere near the mid-'dc o; the field on that particularly“auspicious occasion.”* * * *W lien, the other day, a couple of ‘ni> friends asked me what I was go- jing ti do over the Christmas holi¬day'. and I replied that it was myintention to spend them in Danville,die welkin rang with the old raspber¬ry I he boys thought it was awfullydmny. I hey pointed out my scorno' tin R. F. D. districts, as set forthseveral little tracts 1 had written in"ini' past on dear old Champaign,and they asked why this sbddett changeoi heart.' I replied that there was noparticular cause for levity, that I was111 "eed oi a rest, ami Danville seemedti e place for that. “For,” I ask¬'d what else can one possibly do inDanville?" My friends had no come¬back to that one.* * *. *I be fact is that 1, like about ev-mone else 1 know in school, need alittle sleep. There is so much to dom c,'Hcge that one gets time for ev-erything but sleep. He has to en-&age himself to a reasonable extent inwriting papers, for his professors, elsed'<y object. He must put in a cou¬ple of hours of the day giving ear toli’de ’inside” aneetdotes his friendsteP i ini. He must eat at his frat house•‘"‘I rist for an hour or so after thenieai' He must fool around at noth-lnK in particular a good deal of thednie. and on top. of everything, he!n,,st more resting. So, naturally,>'■ has little time for sleep*. Hence . .Finville, I am: coming. PITCH CHARITY CIRCUS TENTPASTOR TALKS TOSTUDENTS ON LAXWORLD JNTERESTRev. Gilkey Launches AttackIn Hutchinson CafeTonightWhy aren't university students in¬terested in affairs of the outside world—prohibition, politics, war and peace,anil important legislative issues thatare of high concern to people in pub¬ic life? Rev. Charles W. Gilkev, pas¬tor of the Hyde Park Baptist churchis going to launch a discussion on thistopic of student leadership tonight at6:15 in Hutchinson cafe.He will speak before the first quar¬terly membership dinner of the y. M.C. A., which is open to every studenton the campus who is interested inthe work of the association.Tickets On SaleTickets for the dinner tonight arebeing sold by Tom Paul, KennethScot, John Meyer, Ray Murphy,George Reed, Bob Fisher, John Howe,Mynott Stickney, Stewart Kenney.Lafayette Marsh, and at the Y. M. C.A. office at the price of 75 cents.It is expected that Dr. Gilkey’sviews on student leadership will he sup¬plemented with talks by John Meyer,James Cusack, Wendell Bennett andJohn Howe, who will present the view¬point of University students.This question of the disinterest ofthe average student in regard to af¬fairs of national prominence, has be¬come a leading one throughout thecountry as a whole and this evening’sdiscussion ought to throw some lighton it.Fifty UniversitiesTeach JournalismTo Five ThousandIn fifty university departments ofjournalism. 5,532 students were en¬rolled during the academic year 1925-1,926. > They were classified as the fol¬lowing: graduate students, 122; senior,K84; junior. 1.454: sophomore, 1,636;and freshmen, 1.357.There were approximately 450 per¬sons teaching this course in the vari¬ous universities and colleges, out ofwhich 2(H) were professional.MARGARET JOSEPH,JUNE ’26, MARRIESThe marriage of Margaret Joseph,graduate in the class of June, 26, toHenry David Hirsch was recently an¬nounced. \\ bile on campus, Mrs.Hirsch was prominent in dramatics.Besides taking part in various produc¬tions, she was president of Gargoylesand secretary of the joint board of theDramatic assaioction during her senioryear.Political StudentLectures on ChinaMr. Grover Clark, a student of thepolitical situation in China, will speakon “The Nationalist Movement inChina” at a public lecture today at 4:30in Harper M-ll. Mr. Clark is editorof the “Pekin China Leader" and aninstructor in the National Universityof Pekin.Seniors Meet Todayto Discuss DinnerMembers of the Senior Class coun¬cil will meet at 2:30 today in Cobb 110to discuss plans for the class dinnersentertainment, and for the next quar¬ter. “Kaydets” - MiddiesTeach New LinesTo Campus GirlsThanks to the middies and "kay¬dets,” campus women who attendedthe Army-Navy ball last Friday nightat the Drake have now acquired anentirely new line.Annapolis is referred to as “crab-town,’ and the native women are“crabs.” Any date is a "drag,’ but anundesirable date is a "brick.’ All cig-arets are the same under the term of"skags” and anything that can’t beexpressed is “gadge’t.”ASK VOLUNTEERSFOR Y.WJBAZAARSixty-five Women Will AidAt BoothsSixty-five women will be needed tosell at booths for the Y. W. C. A.Christmas Bazaar. Dec. 10, from 10 to6 at Ida Noyes hall. Thirty of thesewomen have been asked to assist withthe preparation and service of luncheonand tea.Buffet luncheon will be served from11:30 in the south leccption room, anda formal luncheon will be served from12 to 1 in the north reception room.Volunteers have been requested tosign up in the V. \V. office or to seeMarcella Vennema, chairman of theWorker’s committee as soon as pos¬sible.Best Sellers Don’tRate With Students,Campus Sales Show"Best Sellers” don’t rate at the Uni¬versity bookstore. The one desk at thebookstore which receives the most pa¬tronage is the bargain stand. Here onecan buy the popular books of yester¬day at about 40 per cent of their orig¬inal sale price. In this heterogeneouscollection one can find anything fromRing Lardner to Aristotle.Collegiates do not seem interestedin the supposedly “hot” literature,"Fraternity Row,” “The Co-ed.”However "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”did meet with an enthusiastic recep¬tion. Those who have read EdnaFerber, Anita Loos, Milt Gross anda dozen other popular writers havedone so at the expense of the PublicLibraries.Pan University AtSpeakers’ MeetingHigh price of tuition, inflated pricesof the University Bookstore, incon¬siderate assignments of professors,and the short Christmas vacation willbe some of the criticisms of the Uni¬versity to be made and elaborated |at the meeting of the Men Speaker’sclub tonight at 7 in the Reynolds thea¬ter. These remarks of dissatisfactionwill come under the general head of“What’s wrong with the University?”PURPLE STUDENTSHOSTS TO HOBOESWth that benevolence that alwaysaccompanies victory. Northwesternparticipated in entertaining four hun¬dred hoboes at a dinner Wednesdaynight, Nov. 4. Twenty-five studentsacted as hosts and writers for the oc¬casion and at the same time attemptedto gain psychological information atthis opportunity to study the hoboamong his kino. BARRYMORES OFCAMPUS TO PLAYTO PACKED HOUSENew York Comedy SuccessIn Chicago forFirst TimePhilip Barry’s New York comedysuccess. “The Youngest,” has neverplayed in Chicago but Friday night,Dec. 10, this play will be producedon the Mandel hall stage and if yes¬terday’s box office sales are an indi¬cation the house will be sold out.The box office opened yesterdaymorning and though the ticket com¬pany had not delivered the paste-boardsthere was a constant demand for reser¬vations. Charles Cowan, treasurer ofthe Dramatic association, urges frater¬nities and clubs who expect to attendin groups to make their reservationsimmediately as it will be impossible toset aside large blocks of seats later inthe week if the seats sell at the pres¬ent rate.The box office in Mandel hall clois¬ter is open every day from 11 to 5.Tickets sell for 75c and $100.Bring StockyardsIn Colors to W31 Morals Is Morals:They Don’t MeanMaybe, In KansasOut in Kansas they have adoptedthe prize moral code. Here are therules the faculty posted for the regula¬tion of the “boys and girls.”“No dresses shall be worn which areshorter than six inches below theknee. No slang language, immodestphrases, lip-stick, or rouge shall beemployed. Boys must wear belts in¬stead of suspenders.” But that’s out inKansas.“DRINKING IS ANEVIL,” SAY FROSHStudents Indulge Because“He-Man Drinks”“Whiskey is drunk by the smartaleck. The person who drinks doesso because there is a law againstit,” was asserted by the majority ofstudents present at the FreshmanForum meeting yesterday.Directly every speaker admitted thatdrinking is wrong, either from anethical standpoint, or a standpoint ofhealth. It is done because "every he-man drinks and smokes.” OUTDO RINGLINGSIN SETTLEMENTNIGHT SAWDUSTRingmaster Hall PromisesPeanuts, Clowns, ToysFor the KiddiesWhat’s a circus without SettlementNight?There won’t be any polar bears ormean-eating lions allowed in the tent,says Parker Hall, the ringmaster, butthere will be no lack of dancing, vaude¬ville, peanuts and red lemonade. ThisBarnum and Bailey party Saturdaynight in Mandel hall and corridors isall for the benefit of the unfortunatekids behinds the yards.The Beasts Will Be ThereClowns and animals will grin andglare, in true circus style, from theirperches on. the walls of the annualcampus peacock alley. And JohnCampus and Molly Co-ed will allowfirst glimpses of their Christmasclothes. John Gerhart and IsabelBates are chairmen of decorations.The major sine shows arc going tobe the vaudeville, with campus stars.A group of paintings by ComaSearcy Hanlin illustrate for the firsttime the stockyards painted in colors.These paintings will be on exhibitionin W31 until Thursday nght.“Sunshine on the Runways at theStockyards,” “Man Driving Cattle inthe Yards” and the ‘Old Watertower”are the titles of the pictures. The lastpainting shows the tower which wasbuilt in 1871. lt was originally usedin case of fire, but is to be torn downin the near future. In addition to sev¬eral exhibitions held in Chicago, MissSearcy, who is one of the youngerartists of the South Side, has exhibitedin Buffalo and Cleveland.Murderer of DrakeHotel Cashier NowActive On CampusNo fooling!Resident characters of noteworthyimportance were given a new memberlast night when it was learned thatthe famous hold-up man who shot thecashier of the Drake hotel in coldblood was among our number—in thebottom of the “stiff" tank in the An¬atomy building.Cook county justice will mingle withbiological survey and out of it all willmerge new information to the steel-nerved medics.CONSIDER BENEFITSOF IDA NOYES HALL“The Ins and Outs of Ida Noyeshall” will be discussed at an informalmeeting of Federation tonight at 7 inthe library of Ida Noyes hall. TheUniversity women on the advisorycouncil will gladly receive any sugges¬tions to further the use of I(da hj’oyeshall for University functions.' Accord¬ing to Hanna Johnston, chairitian ofFederation. t “Nine out of ten young people drinkmoderately,” maintained one of thespeakers, while another declared, “Notmore than three people in this roomhave ever tasted liquor.”Home Lot UshersWin Fame AgainstOne-Eyed ConnellyOne-eyed Connelly believes "it paysto advertise”. At the Wisconsin gamthe favored Blair Plimpton, a freshmanand special messenger of Plead Gate-man Shafer, with his calling card. Themodest Irishman has had his official Jtitle, “One-eyed Connelly, World’sChampion Gate Crasher,” delicatelyengraved in 24 point type on a brilliantpink card. On the opposite side onefinds sundry information as to whyan Irishman resembles a monkey, aparrot, a whiskey keg, and a cow yard.One-eyed Connelly has crashed hisway into world’s champion boxingmatches, baseball matches and whatnot, but he failed to throw the ef¬ficient Chicago gate system for a loss.However, he made the Oriental thatnight by fair means or foul. Battingaverage for the day, 500.Frosh Women HoldLuncheon ThursdayFreshman Womens club will hold aluncheon Thursday, at noon, in thesun parlor of Ida Noyes hall for allfreshman women. Tickets may be ob¬tained from any member of the Fresh¬man Women's club council.Muriel Parker has been elected toact as temporary chairman of the Fresh¬man Woman’s club and May Friend,as secretary. They will conduct thebusiness of the club until the formalelections later in the quarter.NAME NEW TOWERFOR VICTOR LAWSON and the dancing to Sammy Stewart’snine-piece orchestra. Hutchinsoncommons, Mandel hal.l the Reynoldsclub lounge and Mandel promenadewill be turned over to circus festivities.Sixteen Acts of VodvilTwo shows of eight acts each willbe given by campus vaudeville starson Mandel stage during the evening,the bills to be made up out of theacts trying out every day this week.The two shows will be obsolutely dif¬ferent, the first, starting at 8:30 andthe second at 9:30. Boxes are nowon sale from Mrs. Albert Sherer andMrs. William Nitze. Clyde Keutzerand Margaret Carr are co-chairmen.Peanuts for the elephant and hot-dogs, ice-cream and flowers for therevelers will he on sale on the prom¬enade in booths runs by major cam¬pus organizations. John Meyer andBarbara Cook are in charge.A twelve page program, the largestin Settlement Night history, is beingput out !)}• Bill Heitman and ChuckWarner.Fifteen hundred dollars lias beenraised for the settlement kiddies so far.This amount includes the moneyrasied from the. first two tea danceswhich were held* at the Psi U houseand the Kappa Sigma house, respec¬tively: the total obtained from the TagDay held last Tuesday, and variousother personal or public contributions.The last tea dance will be held nextFriday afternoon at the Phi Psi house.Missourians Take ToHoudini; Paint BrunoThey painted the Washington hearyellow.In the middle of the night the Mis¬souri undergraduates cajoled theWashington university bear from hiscrate in a box car and revamped himinto a Missouri tiger. That was theway the victorious Missourians con¬firmed their victory in the intersection¬al game with St. Louis.L C. R. R.Must BeContributions for thesay Contest of theway systemL. A. Downs,at Chicago. Victor Fremont Lawson Tower,great central tower of the new Theol¬ogical Seminary buildings, is namedafter the the former editor of the Chi¬cago Daily News. The new WestDormitories are to be known as FiskHall, in memory of Franklin Wood¬bury Fisk, first president of the Sem¬inary; and the East Dormitories, lastof the group, is called Davis Hall Dance and Reduce,McGill Prof. SaysModern dancing is one of the bestmethods of reducing; a professor atMcGill has recently determinedthrough hi? observations. He foundthe Mazurka 'to he the most strenuousof all the dances.—Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1926She iatly fMaroonFOUNDED IN 1961 SOCIALLY-SPEAKINGHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:*8.00 per year; by mail. $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•onearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s Editor The apex of the fall season at theuniversity has passed in a hectic week¬end of balls and parties. It was veryappropriate that all these important af¬fairs should come just before we hadto realize that exams and term paperswere not things of an indefinite fu¬ture.Interfraternity more than fulfilledall expectations. After all, there issomething about the spectacle of manygirls in brilliant colors and men informal black and white which invari¬ably adds to the gayety of any dance.In spite of the groans this will drawfrom the men, we are all for formalparties. And they do help uphold rep¬utation, so dear to our souls, of beingthe most sophisticated of the westernuniversities.The Army and Navy Ball was ahuge success, according to all reports.The midshipmen and cadets seem tohave made a great impression, themidshipmen having a slight edge inthe opinion of most- of the girls. W ehave yet to hear an usher’s version ofthe affair, however. But there is arumor that after a few hours, severalof them sought the more accustomedatmosphere of the Frolics. BRITISHER TALKS ON“COPEC” MOVEMENT WHAT’S ON TODAYMiss Lucy Gardner, secretary ofthe London conference of ChristianPolitics, Economics and Citizenship ofwhich “Copec” is the colloquial name,will lecture in Swift 106 on “TheCopec Movement in England.”Miss Gardner came to the UnitedStates at the invitation of the WorldAlliance for the International Friend¬ship of Churches. During her stayin America she will speak at Vassarand Mt. Holyoke Colleges and inPittsburg, Minneapolis, Boston, Phil¬adelphia, Washington and Cleveland.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorAl Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee— Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern... Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorGeorge Morgenstern Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant The Three Way party shared honorswith the Ball that night, some of thegirls even managed to attend both.This year, they danced at the Psi Uhouse, the main course of the supperwas served at the Deke house, and thedessert at the Alpha Delt house. Thefavors were leather address books witha gold corner. Excellent food andmusic made it one of the best dancesof the quarter.This weeK the calendar is a Blankuntil Friday. Evidently, the more ser¬ious side of university life is chainingevery one’s attenton for a change.A “SOUND” BASISTHE GENIAL CAPTAIN of the University of Sydney debating* team remarked on last Tuesday evening that one of our de¬baters had laid a “sound” basis for his argument. “It was verysound,” said he, “in fact, all sound.” But behind this good-naturedbanter there lies a profound truth. When university men travel half¬way round the globe to debate with us whether the results of theGreat War have tended toward the peace of the world or not, they,together with our own debaters, are laying a “sound” foundation forinternational understanding, friendship, and hence for peace. Itmatters little just what arguments are brought forth pro and conthe question at issue. It matters hardly at all which side wins. Whatdoes matter, and matter tremendously, is that university studentsfrom the ends of the earth should meet, exchange viewpoints,share ideas, and part friends.And the fact that we happen to speak the same tongue and en¬joy the same cultural heritage as our visitors from “down under”increases rather than dimishes the significance of such an interchange.For Leagues and World Courts notwithstanding, it is the English-speaking nations after all which have the peace of the world largelyin their own hands. Let us by all means have more “sound” basisfor that peace. OXFORD ACCUSEDOF BUYING PREPSCHOOL ATHLETESEven Oxford furtively raises abeckoning finger to the promisingprep school athlete. The famouspractice of enticing embryo athleteswith scholarships and lowered en¬trance requirements can no longerhe charged up to American schoolsalone.MICHIGAN AGAINHACK IN 1920 we played our last game of football with the Uni-versity of Michigan. During the last six years we have playedno football with Michigan, and we have had little enough of anyathletic competition with the Ann Arbor men. Now again we re¬sume relations. Mr. Stagg has signed a four year football contractwith the Michigan Director of Athletics.The reason for the six year lapse is probably one which is in¬herent in the difficult task of schedule making. There has beenmuch discussion of “why we don’t play Michigan,” and there havebeen theories, many of them hinging on the idea of bad feelingbetween the two schools. And there have been many theories, ad¬vanced by those who have “inside information,” about the reasonfor the bad feeling.Mr. Stagg has definitely spiked the bad feeling rumor. TheUniversity of Chicago, impeccable in athletic reputation, has alwayshad rather an easy time arranging its schedule, because everyonewants a game with Chicago. Mr. Stagg is a wise and courageousschedule maker. If he has not chosen to play Michigan during thelast six years it is because there was no place for Michigan in thewell-rounded seasons which he anticipated.The alumni and the student body of the University are glad thatMichigan is again on our schedule. The Michigan game in the pasthas always been one of the high points of the football season. Ithas always been a hard-played, clean, fighting game. There hasalways been a full stadium.We are much pleased. Brazenos, one of the colleges atOxford, after a long period of ath¬letic supremacy, is in line for aslump due to the exposing of under-hand methods. The college has re¬sponded vigorously to the thrustsof the newspapers but the news hasswept over London and Oxfordseems to be losing her place of hon¬or.The Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761_Orirner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.When.ATI 7TTTake her around in aSaunders System Car. Two’scompany—drive it yourself.Costs from Vi to Vi as muchas taxi. Use it as your ownas long as you like. Rent anew 8edant Coach, Coupe orTouring car any time.SAUNDKIUI SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.SAUNDERS CAGE TEAM SHOWSPASSING ABILITYIN PRACTICE TILTBsketball is well started on a suc¬cessful season as was evidenced yes¬terday afternoon in Bartlett Gym.Two teams, the Greens and the Ma¬roons, composed of Capt. Sackett.Macklind. Gist. Kaplan, Cooper, Mur¬phy and other men entered into an in¬tensive scrimmage. It seems asthough Coach Norgren is stressing apassing attack insted of dribbling thisyear. Capt. Sackett showed up es¬pecially well, making most of thepoints for his team.Engraving and Printed Professor Lam Peete C ross of theEnglish department will speak on"Sir W alter Scott and the RomanticHighlands” this evening at 6:45 inFullerton hall of ti e Art Institute.’’Readings from Modern Literature”will be given by Assistant ProfessorDavis Edwards of Public Speaking ata radio lecture, broadcast through Sta¬tion WrLS today at 7. Current eventswill he broadcast through StationWMAQ at 8:10.Professor A. E. Havdon of the de¬partment of Theology will lead themeeting of the History of Religiousclub tonight at 7:30 in Swift hall, 300.Christian Science society will meettoday at 7:30 in the Thorndike HiltonMemorial chapel.Extension lectures in religion willbe given this evening at 7:45 in JosephBond chapel. Dean Shailer Mathewsof the Divinity school and ProfessorGerald Birnev Smith of the Theologydepartment will speak on "ChristianDoctrine in Modern Thought."Professor F. R. Lillie of the Physi¬ology department will speak before the Botany club this evening at 8 in Botany 13. His subject is "The Effectsof Ovariotomv in Fowl.”Rachel L. Sargent. Ph. D.. of X’orthCentral,College, Naperville, will speakbefore the Graduate Council at 8 jnClassics 20 on “The Use of Slaves bvAthens in Land and Naval Warfare”William R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South Wabashtonight:HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”& His Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand th« Bobs' Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE HAR. s.>20Xmas Cards ■rasr-Rcoiuv■5609-HnRPER-AVE:-• mOND JiyDDPftRtV<3262-■flKnsr-pnoioGRflpncRHYDE PARK PRINTING CO.1177 E. 55th StreetFRESH FLORIDAORANGESFresh sweet Florida Oranges $7per box of three hundred largesize. Sound fruit and satisfac¬tion guaranteed or money hack.We pay express charges. A box ofthese makes an appreciated Christ¬mas gift. Remit with order.ACME FARMSGainesville, Florida. COOT S NOWMATS. WED. AND SAT.PHOMe CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF AU COLLEGEELUOTT NUGENTiSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTS ASCHER S FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, Nov. 30Dorothy Mackaill in“SUBWAY SADIE”Mable Norman in“Raggedy Rose”Wednesday, Dec. 1stConrad Nagel in“THERE YOU ARE”Non Professional RevueThursday and Friday, Dec. 2-3Big College PictureRichard Dix in“THE QUARTERBACKLloyd Hamilton in“Teacher Teacher”Saturday, Dec. 4 ....Irene Rich and Conway Tearlein “MY OFFICIAL WIFE”Sunday, Dec. 5Betty Bronson and FordSterling in“EVERYBODY’S ACTING”ComingThe Dance Sensation of the YearDECEMBER FOURTHPAUL WHITEMANAND HIS ORCHESTRAof 32 ArtistsMain Dining Room and Avenue of PalmsTHE DRAKEalso BOBBY MEEKER’S DRAKE ORCHESTRACover Charge—$6.60 Per Person(Including Tax)Formal at Ten Direction of Gladys AndesMake Reservations NOW! Phone Superior 2200As this zvill be Mr. Whiteman’s only appearance in Chicago for dancing it is imperativethat early reservations be made. Program arranged by Courtesy of Benson of Chicago, Inc.XPsi U looks like anhonest to gosh touch-ball outfit. The DailyTuesday Morning SPORTS MaroonNovember 30, 1926 Fifteen new sweat¬ers make their debut 1on of these days.KEN ROUSE LEADS 1927 GRID SQUADPsi U, Phi Sig, Delta Upsilon, and Macs Cop Semi-FinalsHOLD OPPONENTSSCOREESS WITHSTELLAR PLAYINGEliminate Alpha Delt, TauDelt, Sigma Nu andKappa SigPsi Upsilon, . last year’s pigskinchampions moved one step nearer arepetition of the same feat when theydowned the Alpha Delts to the timeof 12-0 in a fast semi-final touchballi;ame yesterday. Gordon and Libbystarred, as usual, for the winners,while Armstrong and Kell* proved thehighlights from Alpha Delta Phi.Phi Sigma Delta mowed down TauDelta Phi by the lopsided count of1,^-0. At tl e start of the game shortpasses by the winners put the hall onthe 5 yard line hu they were unable topush it over. The first tally camewhen Berles intercepted a pass and ranJO yards for a touchdown. Six morepoints were added on a twenty yardpass, and the final score was turpedin by Kdelstein after a series of shortpasses. SIX BIG TEN GRID OPPONENTS FOR NEXT YEARMore Semi-FinalGames For TodayI ouchhall competition is narrow¬ing down ami tile best games of theyear are expected this week assemi-final will he played every af¬ternoon. Games scheduled for playthis afternoon are:3:00 O’clockKappa Nu vs. Psi U.Phi Gams vs. Macs.Phi Sigs vs. Dekes.3:45 O’clockDelta l psilon vs. Cardinals.Clark StarsDelta Upsilon overwhelmed SigmaXu, 30-0. Clarke of the winners wasall over the field, making 18 of histeam’s points.He intercepted a pass and galloped50 yards for the first touchdown, andafter receiving a pass .dove across theline for the second one. The winnersshowed a marked superiority allthrough the game.In the slowest of the day’s elimina¬tion games the Macs overcame KappaSigma, 6-0, Cody was the day’s herofor the Macs, while the game's lone.'Core was made b> H. Hoffman aftera march down the field of short passes. SELECT HOCKEYALL-STAR TEAMWrestling Entries Close /In order to stimulate interest inwrestling a meet will he sponsored hvthe intramural department and Coach(Continued on page 4)MERMAIDS PRACTICEFOR SWIM EXHIBITEvery Tarpon member who wishesto take part in this quarter’s exhibitmust come to the pool in Ida Xoveshall during Open Hour—from 4:30 to5—today.' 1 his i' a very important meeting,and I'arpon members must he present,”•'•'fid Miss Harriet Ray, president of theorganization. ‘‘Each girl will he as¬signed certain stunts in which she willappear in the exhibit. Practice will be¬gin at once.” Women have been selected to com¬pose the hockey Honor team whichwill meet the Alumni in the annualgame between the old grads and theundergraduates. This year’s contestwill he staged on the Midway at 10Saturday morning.Members of women’s UniversityHonor teams arc chosen from the fourclass teams and are selected on a three¬fold basis. They are graded as tosportsmanship, ability in the sport,and knowledge of the sport.The 1026 Honor hockey squad is asfollows:1.. W.—Ann Port, Frosh.R. W.—Clair Davis,* Frosh.C. F.—Madi Bacon. Senior.R. I.—Letitia Ide, Frosh.L. I.—Polly Ames. Junior.C. H.—Alice Wiles, Soph1.. H.—Helene Eckstein. Frosh.R. H. Helen Lamhorn, Soph.L. F.—Blanche Hedeen, Senior.R. F.—Gudrun Fggeberg, Junior.Goal—Fmmorette Dawson, Soph. YOST AND PACETEAMS PLAY HEREIntersectional Battle WithPenn Here OnOct. 22ndCoach A. A. Stagg again emergedfrom the annual Big Ten Schedulemaking conference with a prize assign¬ment for his next year’s grid warriorswhen he met the Coaches and officialsof other Big Ten schools last Friday.The schedule for 1D27 is a knockout.So far it includes conference gameswith six teams and an important inter¬sectional struggle with The Universityof Pennsylvania: one more contest isto he scheduled soon for the open dateof October 1st. the initial Saturdayof the. official season. The scheduleis as follows: Two Track StarsGo Under KnifeCaptain Bert McKinney, starsprinter on Chicago’s Track Teamand Dick Williams, mile and twomiler were successfully operated onto remove their tonsils. Both menhave been under a handicap thisFall. • particularly Bert McKinney,who came out for the football team.McKinney was bothered with sick¬ness all Fall and was preventedfrom having a successful year byalmost continuous sickness. Bothmen should be completely recover¬ed and he able to participate in theindoor season which opens with In¬diana at Chicago, January 23rd.Announce WinnersIn Captain BallCaptain-hall season ended Nov. 23rdA dinner was held that night for theteams and the women’s athletic departmeut. After the dinner the finatournament took place, in which fit"teen teams entered.‘More people attended this affairthan have turned out—for any sportevent so far, a hundred and seventyplayers being present,” said MissAlma Wiley, instructor in physicaleducation.The winning teams were: first, th’eCrack-shots; second, the Quakers;third, the Galloping Guses; and fourth,the Red Hots. Everyone on theseteams received points toward W. A.A. membership, while those on thefirst team received their numerals, inaddition to W. A. A. points.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0960 Beverly 5009THE SHANTYA popular gathering placefor students on Sunday nightwhen fluffy waffes, delicioussandwiches, large juicy oystersand many other delightfulfoods are served.Both ala carte and tabled’hote service from 7:30 a. m.to 8 p. m.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey Folko” Oct. 1st—Open date, at Chicago.Oct. 8th—Indiana, at Chicago.Oct. 15th—-Purdue, at Chicago.Oct. 22nd—Pennsylvania, at Chi¬cago.Oct. 29th—Ohio State, at Columbus.Nov. 5th—Michigan, at Chicago.Nov. 12th—Illinois, at Urbana.Nov. 19th—Wisconsin, at Chicago.The above arrangement speaks foritself. An outstanding item is the gamewith Michigan scheduled for November5th. This is the first of a four gameseries and will usher in the revival ofan old rivalry as strong as any tradi¬tional struggle on the Maroon sched¬ule.Breaking off relations with North¬western in order to place Pat Pageand his Indiana eleven on the sched |tale is another feature of the 1927menu. The game between- Stagg, theold teacher, and Page, his. former pu¬pil, will rival the one between Staggand Yost, the Grand Old Man ofWestern Football, in interest. SCRIMMAGE FORMIDWAY CAGERSSix conference games, more thanany other school scheduled, is a thirdfactor which makes this schedule agood one. Most of the schools havefive games, while Minnesota had it'usual difficulty in getting the fourwhich are required, as did Indiana.AWARD C. C. LETTERS As a preliminary to the strenuousworkouts that will be inauguratedduring the coming weeks, Coach Nor-gren put his squad of 25 aspirants forbasketball honors through a hardscrimmage, last night in Bartlett gym.The Maroons will meet the Oak ParkY. M. C. A., in a practice game, onDec. 11th.The squad now consists of the fol¬lowing men, forwards: Zimmerman,Kaplan, Gist, Cooper, Macklind andMeskimon; centers, Capt. Sackett,Koerber, Youug and Black, guards;Hoerger, McDonough, Farwell, Laver-ty, K. Rouse. Murphy Mudge and Cut¬ter. Of the new material Gist andKaplan are showing exceptionally fineform, and are sure to provide stiff com¬petition for the regulars who are backfrom last year.The Maroon cagers are in for somehard work as only a short time re¬mains until the opening of the con¬ference season which will take placeon Jan. 8th with the University ofIowa, here.Many of the other conferencecoaches have been drilling their squadssince school started, and Coach, Nor-gren must work hard to overcome thishandicap. He is bent on instilling thenecessary fundamental plays into theplayers, before he puts them throughthe gruelling drill in preparation forthe coming season. HONOR FIFTEEN MAROON PLAYERSWITH MAJOR T”S;SEYEN MINOR,SEVENTEEN OLD ENGLISH AWARDS“No Letters” RumorCrashed YesterdayAfternoon I New Captain Has EnviableRecord; A ChicagoProductThe ugly rumors which have beencurrent around campus concerning thepaucity of major ‘C’s’ to be awardedwere all quelched yesterday when thelogical announcement of fifteen majorawards was made. Coach A. A. Staggand the Board of Athletic Controlmade the final decisions early in theafternoon.Major AwardsThe men <» who were honored withthe big ‘C’ are: W. Marks of Lind-blom. K. Rouse of Lindblom, A. Mc-kinney of Phoenix, Arizona. StanRouse of Chicago. K Anderson ofTerre Haute, Indiana, John McDonough of Yankton, S. D., Rudolph Lev¬ers of Chicago, Laurence Apitz of Bes¬semer, Mich., R.'Spence of Oak Park,Paul Lewis of Oak Park, Saul Weis-low of Chicago, Robert Wolff of LakeForest, Hobart Neff of Taylorville, In¬diana, Ben Greenebaum of Chicago,Bob Cameron of Hibbing, Montana. Ken Rouse will be the captain of the1927 Chicago football team He waselected yesterday noon at a meetingattended by every football player whoplayed in any of the Maroon gamesof the past season. On the prelimin¬ary ballots the votes were split be¬tween Rouse, McDonough, Andersonand Wolff, with Rouse slightly in thelead, hut on the final ballots every votewas cast for him.The 1926 cross country team awardsannounced yesterday are as follows:Old English C’s: G. Hitz. W. Burke.S. Hegovic, J. Jackson and R. Wil¬liams. One Old English with C. C.letters to E. B. Berndtson. THE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTCorner 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women. Seven Minor C’sSeven players were recipients of theOld English ‘C’: S. Borden, W. Heit-man, E. Fulton, K. Krogh, D. Coch¬ran, J. Olwin and J. W» Clark. Anunusual number of Old English C’swith F. T. letters was awarded withsixteen men receiving them. Theywere given to G. D. Dygert, A. Rays-son, K. Small, W. F. Klein. M. T.Libby, C. W. Freeman, P. Pratt. J. F.Garen, M. J\‘.f Proudfoot, C. E. J.Fouche, G. N. Reed Jr., W. G. Burns,Y. M. Stickney/ C. S. Gleason, C. W.Hoerger, R. D. Hancock.OFFICIAL NOTICEFreshman Forum members whosigned up for the debate are to meettoday at 3:30 in Cobh hall 110. Is OptomisticWhen he was told that the honorof piloting the next year’s team hadbeen conferred upon him. Ken madethe following statement: “I certainlyam very, proud of the trust which theboys have placed with me. I’ve beenlooking forward to coming to the Uni¬versity of Chicago and playing on Mr.Stagg’s team ever since my freshmandays in high school. Even though wehave a stiff schedule we are going tohave a strong team that will win all ofour games next year and Im elated atthe opportunity to lead it.”List HonorsRouse has an enviable record of foot¬ball honors. This year he has beensharing the center position on practi¬cally every ‘All-Conference’ team withReitsch of Illinois and Klein of OhioState. During his senior year at Lind¬blom High, he was captain ol his teamand when he entered the universityand played on the freshman team of1924 his teammates again awarded himthe same responsibility. He was theonly sophomore on last year’s teamto win his major C.He is a member of Iron Mask, Skulland Crescent, and so far has a PhiBeta Kappa average in his scholastics.He is the second member of SigmaNu fraternity to receive the captaincyin the last two years.UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University AvenueVNIVERJITY5725 Kenwood Ave. TEA*HOVJE~Hyde Park 6199LUNCHEON 45c and A La Carte DINNER 60c and 75c The NewHeavyweight Championfrom Coast to Coast'T^HIS new Winterweight Oxford is a recognized< X r • - -Champion in the Heavyweight Class.It has Speed, Strength and Style for any kind offoot work in all kinds of Weather.The upper leather i? Ten Norwegian Calfskinwith heavy harness stitching. 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Mensing* aJcrairmaAttniMSYSTEMVARSITY SIX-TENWith Smart Clover-leaf LapelPage hour THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1926r>.WhistleWINTER SUNSETSunset—and the city is smothered ina grey atmosphere.Grey mist—steam and smoke from thesunset fires—Grey blotches of buildings, phantonvlike spires —Slip into new forms.Some angry God has been breakingglass on the Midway.Patches of ice are the fragments.Some God’s filled the air with sootand gas fumes—Barrage of grey.Sparks glow in the ruins.Now he’s tucked his sun under hisarm and gone away.—Atlas on the hook, and by the aid of the line,lowered them down to a clever frat¬ernity brother on the floor below, whocopied the answers out of the text¬book and sent them back up to thepride and glory of the football team.Without a single qualm of consciencebothering him, this worthy immedi¬ately handed them in—the professorfound them quite correct—and GeorgiaTech won its banner football game.The point of the story is that the full¬back had written the following state¬ment across the face of his examina¬tion book: "I got all this on my ownhook!”NOW that examinations are draw¬ing near we are put in mind of a storytold to us by a math professor a fewyears ago. It seems that this profes¬sor was teaching down at GeorgiaTech at the time of the story and oneof his brother profs had a footballplayer in his class. The man was avaluable fullback but he had been in¬eligible all season. Just before thebanner game of the year the otherfullback broke his leg,and it was ab¬solutely necessary that this ineligibleplayer regain his status. The prof,being an ardent football fan, finallypromised to give him an examinationwhich, if lie passed it, would leave himeligible to play for dear old GeorgiaTech.. The day of examination ar¬rived, and our heroic fullback went toclass with a fishing-line, hook andpencil in his pocket. Since they con¬ducted all tests down there on thehonor system, the prof gave him thequestions and then left the room. Thefootball player put the examination Moods » . . .II.(At a tea dance)I rock a small cup to and fro,And answer yes... and answer no,And munch on tiny cakes and thingsAnd you who see me, do not knowHow my heart sings ....I love him... so—Peter PanKEN ROUSE was elected footballcaptain for 1926. Congratulations, oldboy! Many’s the time Ken argued thereferee out of five and ten yards hereand there, just when the other teamsthought they were getting away withsomething. And the U. of C. debat¬ing coach doesn’t realize what he'soverlooking in Ken!From the BossDear GeoC?:You’ve got to carry the Whistlecross today. This person has justreceived a message from the sacredheadquarters of The Family Chieftainrequiring my miserable presence fora conference. Seriously. I don’t thinkhe yet believes that the cork comingout of his favorite bottle from Can¬ada caused all that evaporation and'evacuation. 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In order to promote it has beenannounced that all freshman who winfirst places and then come out for thefreshman squad will be awarded num¬erals at the end of the season.A cup will be given to the winningorganization, and gold, silver andbronze medals to the winners in eachclass. The field will be divided intoweights of 117. 127. 137. 147. 160. 177.and heavywVight.parking it in the garage with 1400showing. Maybe, too. he wants toknow more about that noble agree¬ment I have entered into with Mr.Shinderman of Fifty-fifth street, (Tai¬loring a Specialty—Pressing a Joy toBehold, adv.) whereby 1 have all mystuff creased gratis by ordering thefrosh in the house to send out alltheir pants in his care and by implor¬ing the brothers to likewise oblige.Perhaps he doesn't believe that- I amMr. Shinderman’s Press Agent! Butwell. I must twinkle my way down¬town. Pip pip.—Terrible TurkTwo inmates of Dunning were over¬heard talking on one of the warm¬er days of the summer season just past.“Gee, this is a swell day,” said thefirst goof. “Wouldn’t it he great tohave a lot of beer, a beautiful girland a shady place to picnic?" “Youbetter shut up.” cautioned the secondloon, “or they'll put you out of here.Youre talking sense."—The ScreamSETTLEMENT night is December Your who>« orchestra cantravel cheapar and keepmore engagements withless lost tinaa by rentingSaunders System cars. Goand coma when you please.No waits—no delays. Costless than rail far# for fivaor more. wBA UN DIRS SYSTEMBARGAIN IN BOOKS3 sets 10 volumes each, beauti¬fully illustrated and bound. Goodas new.THE WORLD BEST ORA¬TIONS. De-lux edition. CROWN¬ED MASTERPIECES OF LITER¬ATURE, University Edition.Both these sets contain worksfrom the earliest period to thepresent.Story of the greatest nations.From the dawn of history to pres-?nt time.Phone Normal 28534th. 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