MAROON DEBATERS WIN FROM SYDNEY BY 361-117 COUNTInterfratemityBall at Shorelandtonight. FirstFormal party ofyear. )t Hattp Jttaroon Maroon takesIntersectional vic¬tory at last, asDebaters win 3to 1.Vol. 27. No. 37. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?meo^oe HORCENSTERfl GREEK MEETS GREEK TONIGHTSettlement night is on the square.It was not always thus. No later thanthree or four years ago, in fact, allthe pressure of campus politics usedto be brought to bear upon the selec¬tion of those who were going to bethe guiding minds of the Settlementdrive. Jobs were bought and sold, andmany an ambitious young man look¬ed forward to spending the last twoquarters of his college career in lux¬ury and contentment. The poor or¬phans Back-of-the-Yards were toooften forgotten in the rush made bythe orphans in the third floor backsof the frat houses to alleviate theirown suffering. And so things werefor a couple of years. Lately, how¬ever, there has been a change. TheSettlement drive has been clean. No¬body has got off with anything. Onelook at the boys in charge reassuresone that no misappropriations areconceivable. So one buys his tagbut, I think, a little unsympathetical¬ly. The old feeling one had in givingcash over to the Settlement cam¬paign, when he knew that somebodyin all probability would pocket themoney before it ever got anywherenearer Forty-sixth Street and GrossAvenue than a bedroom in one of thenearby fraternity houses, is lacking.We used to admire those fellows ofthe old days who were so accomplish¬ed in their grafting that they couldeven make money on SettlementNight and get away with it. Nowa¬days, it seems, the spirit of the Lordis upon us in all our undertakings.* * * *I note that the Northwestern boyshave been running somewhat amoklately. Tying for the football cham¬pionship, the lads evidently thoughtsomething was due to them, so with¬out consulting anyone they took mat¬ters into their own hands. The tur¬moil started Sunday night. It reach¬ed its head Monday evening. The ac¬tivity of the celebrants was wide¬spread and (to them) eminently sat¬isfactory. It included: a) Puttingplaster-of-paris in»the classroom key¬holes, so that no classes could beheld; b) Forcing all not in sympathywith the demonstration—law stu¬dents, grinds, etc.— to desert classand join in; c) Snake-dancing withabandon through town; d) Break¬ing the plate-glass windows in down¬town Evanston; e) Raiding the up¬standing Mr. de Bruil’s Food Shoppe,knocking down the waitresses in thedrive, despoiling the cupboard anddistributing refreshments among thecrowd, so that it might be heartenedin its work; f) Crashing Messrs. Bal-1aban and Katz’ sumptuous Norshore;g) Trying to crash Messrs. Balabanand Katz’ Oriental, and failing be¬fore the resistance of the B. and K.imported giants stationed at thedoor; h) Forcing Pres. Walter DillScott to defend Old College, the ob¬jective of a big burning posse, withpickaxe and fire hose against themob; and, i) Compelling Vice-Presi¬dent Dawes, guardian of the Consti¬tution, to deliver harangues fromthe top of a fire truck.* m * *My only reaction to this all mightwell be Prof. Freddy Starr’s cele¬brated “La-MEN-table!” I hear it isthe purpose of the Northwesternboys to prolong their holiday throughuntil next Monday. I should counselmoderation, if the boys persist inthpir plans. I point out to them ourown laudable example when, in 1924,our great team that won three gamesand tied three more was judged firstunder the wire. There were no 4-11alarms, or calls for tear-bombs then.And I thank whatever gods there bewhen I review the activities of theNorthwestern boys that I am not ofthat section or group represented bywhat William Henry Hudson wasProbably talking about when he call¬ed it The Purple Land. Superiors Select Staff for ’27 Blackfriar ShowAPPOINT ELEVENMEN MANAGERSFOR PRODUCTIONHarris, Lockard Elected LastYear, Head WorkersIn Annual EventPhil Watrous, Abbot of Black-friars, announced after a meetingof the board of Superiors yesterdaynoon, selections for staff positionsfor the production of the 1927 Black¬friar show. The business manager,Charles Harris, and production man¬ager, Ted Lockard, were both electedlast year.These are the staff managers whowere selected at yesterday’s meeting:box office, Robert Massey and JohnRackow, assistant; chorus, PerryThomas, and Fred Robie, assistant;costume, Charles Warner, RichardHough, assistant; tights, Eugene Ma-Coy, George Mueller, assistant;Press, Deemer Lee and George Mor-genstern.Manager of Programs is WilfredHeitmann, with Robert Fisher, DanCostigan and John Allison, assist¬ants; Donald Dodd is property man¬ager and George Percy is assistant;publicity, Stan Young, assisted byRalph Stitt; scenery, Edgar Koretz,and William Solenberger, assistant;and Score, Ben Torell, with CharlesCutter and Norman Reid, assistants.Standardized SpaceRate ChampionedBy Year Book MenIn answer to criticism by someof the University students, the Capand Gown staff issued a statementshowing the advantages of the stand¬ardized space rate which was adopt¬ed with the approval of the boardof Undergraduate Publications andthe auditor of student accounts.“It is a great task for the Capand Gown staff to bring this year’sbook to the level maintained by theother Big Ten annuals. This is entire¬ly due to the lack of funds which(Continued on page 4)FROSH CLASS PLANSPARTY DECEMBER 17The Freshman class will inaugur¬ate its social activities this year witha class party to be held the eveningof Dec. 17, probably at Ida Noyeshall. Definite arrangements have notyet been completed by the FreshmanBoard of Management in charge ofthe affair, but will be as soon aspossible.The next meeting of the Boardwill be this afternoon at 3:45 inClassics 10. Final plans will be madeand will be announced within thenext few days.Winter RegistrationOpen Dec. 1 to 10All appointments for registrationwith deans should be made as soonas possible in order to secure thebest choice of courses. Dec. 10 hasbeen set as the last day for appoint¬ments.Today and Friday have been setaside for confirmation of tentativeregistration. If one or more coursesare to be changed, it is compulsorythat new registrations be made. 86 WOMEN DANCE WITH CADETS, MIDDIESAppoint FifteenCampus Men toUsher at BallEighty-six women have been in¬vited from the University as part¬ners for the cadets and mid-shipmenat the Army-Navy ball to be givenFriday at the Drake hotel. Fifteenmen from the University have beenchosen as ushers.The women who have been invitedare Laura Billingsslea, Sarah Billing-slea, Gertrude Brenneman, DorothyBosler, Jean Britton, Florence Bloom,Elva Brown, Ruth Burtis, JeanetteButler, Elizabeth Bryan, Amy Brad¬shaw.Julia Carpenter, Madge Child, Rob¬erta Connell, Barbara Cook, MarjorieCreighton, Esther Cook, Laura Cush¬ing, Alice Connor, Margaret Davis,Marianne Dean, Ruth DeWitt.(Continued on page 2)TAGS BRING $455FOR SETTLEMENTAward Prize to WinningTeam at VodvilSeventeen women’s teams collect¬ed $425 for the University Settle¬ment Drive yesterday as a result ofselling 3,000 tags. This amount fallsshort of last year’s total by a sum offifty dollars.The names of the members of thewinning team will not be announceduntil Settlement Night Vaudevillewhen the captain of the team will bepresented with a prize by John Mc-donough, chairman of the tag sales.POWER IN WINDSMAY RUN NATIONWOOLARD CLAIMSAstonishing calculations were re¬cently made by Edgar Woolard ofthe U. S. weather bureau here, whoannounced that there is enough en¬ergy created by the winds every sec¬ond to run all of the factories of theUnited States for more than 400years. Existant motors would beantiquated if one using 1-100 of oneper cent of wind power could be de¬vised.Hobscheid Stilla Eclipses ApolloMr. Fred Hobscheid, ’26, whoin addition to his other undergrad¬uate activities, will be remember¬ed by an admiring campus publicas the winner in the Daily Marooncontest last spring “to determinethe handsomest man on cam¬pus,’’ has found a profitable rec¬ognition of his pulchritudinousqualities.Readers of Collier’s magazine,November 20, were thrilled to rec¬ognize Hobscheid as the sternfaced gentleman who advocatedhis preference for Ide Collar Ta¬vistock, and Ide shirts, Blencourt23 and Surrett Street 5. Followersof Fred will rememPer his ardentadvice to those with foot trouble,by photographs of himself in foot¬ball regalia, to use Jung’s ArchBraces. FIND WORLD WARHAS NOT LEDTO WORLD PEACELevity Prevails as ChicagoDefeats AustraliaIn MandelThe University of Chicago withrepeated references to the city’s gangwars, was successful last night inupholding the negative side of thequestion, “Resolved that the resultsof the great war have tended towardsworld peace.” The opposing team,which represented the University ofSydney, Australia, was not so fortun¬ate in its field of references and asa result was defeated decisively.The debaters used a modified Ox¬ford system, which proved so disas¬trous on the last foreign invasionwhen Oxford overwhelmed Chicago,and were anything but serious intheir presentation of the subject. Aspirit of levity seemed to prevail overthe entire debate, with the full ap¬proval of Vice-president Woodwardwho presided, and drew forth repeat¬ed laughter from the audience whichnumbered wrell over six hundred.The principal theme of the affirma-(Continued on page 4)Second Drive TeaDance Held Todayat Phi Kap HousePhi Kappa Sigma will open itshouse this afternoon from 4 to 6 inthe second of the series of three Set¬tlement Drive tea dances planned forthis year.Expenses of the dance will be metby the Donations Committee consist¬ing of eight fraternities. They arethe following: Delta Kappa Epsilon,Sigma Chi, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Del¬ta Chi, Alpha Tau Omega, LambdaChi Alpha, Phi Delta Theta and ZetaBeta Tau Tickets may be purchasedfrom several campus women or atthe door for twenty-five cents.GOODSPEED REVIEWSRECENT PUBLICATION“A New Approach to Later NewTestament Literature” is the subjectof the talk to be given by ProfessorEdgar Johnson Goodspeed, chairmanof the Department of New Testa¬ment and Early Christian Literaturebefore the New Testament club to¬night at 7 in Swift hall.Chapters from “The Formation ofthe New Testament,” a book recentlypublished by Professor Goodspeed,will be reviewed and discussed.No Issues of MaroonTomorrow or FridayBecause of the Thanksgiving holi¬day there will be no issues of TheDaily Maroon either tomorrow orFriday.With the close of the football sea¬son, the Saturday issues will also bediscontinued for the rest of the year.They will be started up again nextyear, however, when football againholds the interest of its fans. Theregular issues will be continued asusual. Women Taxi toDrake Hotel inPrivate GroupsUniversity women have beenurged to form their own groups ingoing to the Army-Navy Ball at theDrake Friday night. At a meetingheld last night at Ida Noyes hall,Mrs. Edith Foster Flint, who is incharge of the women, explainedthat plans were being formed where¬by three groups consisting of collegesociety, and business women wouldbe formed during the evening. Shealso gave the women practical adviceabout checking their wraps, meetingtheir escorts, and going to the per¬formance of local stars at the Bala¬ban and Katz Oriental and Chicagotheatres.Because: of the large number, wom¬en have been invited in three differ¬ent groups, the first ai'riving at 6:45,the second at 7 and the third at 7:15.DRAMATS NAMECAST FOR PLAYSStage “The Youngest” Dec.10 In MandelFinal selections for the cast of thefirst production to be staged by theUniversity Dramatic association wereannounced yesterday at an open teagiven by the association when it wasalso revealed what this play wouldbe.The play is to be “The Youngest,”a comedy success from New York,written by Philip Barry. By an ex-(Continued on page 4)BASIL MILLSPAUGH,ALUMNUS, SINGS INCOOP MUSICAL SHOWBasil Spaulding Millspaugh, betterknown as Basil Ruysdael in musicalcircles, was at one time a Universitystudent.Mr. Ruysdael is an opeuu singerand at the present time is singing in“The Coconuts,” here in Chicago.He was a student in the Universityin 1900 and was here only threequarters. During that time he was in¬itiated into Sigma Chi.Sigma Nus Sleep;Frosh Play Tricks‘Crabs, crabs, everywhere andnot one fit to eat,” aptly describesthe situation at the Sigma Nuhouse last night.The insubordinate pledges,smarting under the humiliation oftheir recently enforced forty-eighthours silence, determined to eventhe count with their fraters at thefirst opportunity. So, with rem¬iniscences of their recent tri¬umphs still strongly impressedupon their memories, teh malcon¬tents descended upon a nearbyFfty-Fifth Street sea food em¬porium and purchased a half doz¬en malicious crabs. These mem¬bers of the genus Crustacea wereaccordingly set in the beds of theSigs. When the hour of reposeensued, the desired attack occur-ed, and the pledges came out oneto the good. INITIAL BALL OFYEAR CALLS 700TO SHORELANDBobby Meeker’s Band andWolverines AlternateFrom Nine to One, One joyous maize of syncopationand song will mark the opening ofthe Interfraternity Ball at the Shore-land Hotel tonight. Arrangementsfor the ball have now been complet¬ed and the scene is set for this im¬portant social occasion of the fallquarter. The Interfraternity Ballwhich is the first formal of the sea¬son will be at once the most digni¬fied and the most typically collegiategathering of the year.One merry mad jazz band, onedreamy orchestra, fraternity songsand a grand march will be only asmall part of the program of theevening. The grand march whichwill take the form of a large “C” isto be followed by the singing of theAlma Mater. Additional entertain¬ment and refreshments will not bethe least of the many features of theevening—such is the program for theInterfraternity Ball.Leaders for the grand march havebeen seected. There are to be fourcouples, James Cusack and ElizabethGraham, William Harrington andCaryl Francis, William Cuthbersonand Esmee Flack, Tom Paul and Syl¬via Sack. Among others of the fac¬ulty to be present will be presidentMax Mason.“All tickets have been sold and agood crowd is assured,” says BillHarrington, general chairman of theball. According to the ticket salesthere will be about seven hundredattending. Music will be furnishedby Boby Mooker’s Drake Hotel or¬chestra and the Wolverines, directfpom the Cadillac Hotel on tour fromDetroit. Decorations for the ballhave been designed so as to lend acollege atmosphere.Tickets were distributed amongfraternities according to a new planworked out by President Cusack andSecretary Harrington of the Inter¬fraternity Council. Each fraternityunder the plan, agreed to dispose of$40 worth of tickets, or make up thebalance to the Council.BALLOON SALES NET$55 AT LAST GAMEFifty-five dollars was earned forthe Settlement Drive by the sale ofballoons at the Wisconsin game lastSaturday.Cora May Ellsworth’s team headedthe list with a total of twenty-onedollars. The nine teams captainedby Margaret Newton, Helen Walter,Miriam Gordon, Muriel Parker, Har¬riett Lemon, Edith Mariani, ClaraDavis, Alta Christensen, and CoraMay Ellsworth totalled $140. Sub¬tracting the price of the balloons, theprofit for the campaign is fifty-fivedollars.Contribs For St.Nick Phoenix DueContributions for the St. Nicknumber of the Phoenix should bein the hands of the staff by Monday,November 29, according to John Al¬lison, editor.Drawings, poems and jokes are de¬sired for this number. All campusstudents are invited to contribute tothis number.The issue will appear Dec. 9.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1926-Stye Satty iflarnmtF0UND8D IN 1901THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOSunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring Quartern by The Daily Maroon Company. Subecrlptlon rates:18.00 per year; by mall, 81.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Published mornings, except Saturday,- - - “ DalEntered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 18,isOfl. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•ooearlng in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; BusinessFairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings Office,Mean her of the Western Conference Frees AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women's EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo StoneGeorge GrtukinAlice KinsmanTom StephensonGeorge JonesGeorge L. KoehnA1 Widdi fieldMadge ChildRoselle F. MossBetty McGeeRobert SternVictor RoterusGeorge Morgenstern ....Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorDay EditorKathryn Sandmeyer. Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr .Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantFOR A RESPECTABLE YEARBOOKJIT A MEETING of the Board of Student Publications last weekit was decided that the editors of the Cap and Gown shouldraise the space rates for this year’s book from fifteen dollars a pageto twenty dollars a page. Yesterday’s edition of The Daily Maroonannounced the increase, and immediately there were low rumbles ofdisapproval audible, and cynical smiles about the profits the editorswould rake in.The truth is that the editors hope to make a really good bookof the 1927 Cap and Gown. The Annual of University of Chicagohas never been able to compare favorably with the annuals ofschools which are its inferiors in prestige. The reason is that theinitial cost of publishing such a work necessitates a large circulationin order to offset expenses. Our University does not suberibe heav¬ily to the Cap and Gown. Last year’s Cap and Gown, which wasthe best yet published, in our opinion, cost seven dollars a volumeto produce. It sold for five dollars, and the editors were left hold¬ing the sack, with nothing but two bad accounts receivable to showfor profit. The Cap and Gown can never truly represent the Uni¬versity until it has a large circulation or until it charges a higherprice per copy or per page of space.As for the cynical smile about profits# it is entirely too cynical.This year’s editors are strictly limited by the student Auditor, inboth expenses and profits. The decision to raise the price of spacewas the result of an admirable ambition on the part of the editorsto make the 1927 Cap and Gown the best which has ever beenconstructed. The five dollar increase will be used to secure betterengraving. /THE FRATERNITIES DANCETONIGHT at nine o’clock representative members from thirty-onefraternities will repair to the Shoreland hotel fof one of the uni¬versity’s most brilliant social affairs: the Interfraternity Ball.Twelve members from the faculty, including Mr. and Mrs. MaxMason, will act as patrons and patronesses. Officers of the Inter¬fraternity council will lead the grand march. This will be the firstgrand march in the history of the Ball, an institution introduced bythis year’s council. The Interfraternity ball is the only strictly Greek-letter society funciton on the social calendar.True to the form of the last two years prominent stars from adowntown theatrical production will appear at the ball. The pres¬ence of people from the footlight seems to have become characteris¬tic of campus parties. There is a question in the minds of manyas to whether or not these ‘‘foreign touches’’ add or detract fromthe general atmosphere of the party. It is possible that it is gettingto be “old stuff.”\\ APPOINT FIFTEENCAMPUS MEN TOUSHER AT BALL(Continued from page 1)Charlotte Eckhart, Dorothy Em¬bry, Catherine Fitzgerald, DorothyFreund, Dorothy French, RachelFort, Betsey Farwell, Hortense Fu¬qua.Elizabeth Garrison, Elizabeth Gra¬ham, Alice Graham, Rebeccah Green,Florence Gosch, Esther Warding, Vir¬ginia Hardt, Frances Holt, EllenHartman, Katheryn Homan.Carol Hurd, Gertrude TIolmes, Vio¬let Holmes, Eunice Hill, HannahJohnson, Alice Kinsman, HelenKing, Frances Kendall, Eloise Kresse,Jane Linn, Dorothy Low, AnnetteLotz, Harriet Lemon, Helen Lam-born.Elizabeth Murvai, Pauline Mead,Louise Mann, Edythe Marianni, RuthMills, Lois Mitchell, Charlotte Mil-lis, Ethel Moulton, Ruth Normpn,Margaret Nelson, Beatrice Nesbit.Evelyn Oakes, Marian Plimpton,Dorothea Phillips, Helen Palmer,Margaret Pringle, Katherine Rose,Louise Shuttles, Carol Simons, Dor¬othy Simpson.Bertha Tepler, Dartnell Trine,Marcella Vennemma, Joy Veazey,Edwarda Williams, Louise Wardell,Alice Wiles, Jane Wilson, Alice Wetterlund, Leila Whitney, ElizabethWyant, Mary Washburn.The men who will serve as ushersare Holmes Boynton, Paul Cullom,James Cusack, W’illiam Cuthbertson,John Gerhardt, Clyde Keutzer, PaulLeffman, Herbert Mayer, WalterMarks, John Meyer, Thomas Mulroy,Henry Sackett, Robert Spence,. Jas.Webster and Russell Whitney.WHAT’S ON TODAYEl Circulo Espanol will meet4:30 in Ida Noyes hall. atFaculty of the Graduate Schoolof Social Service Administration willmeet at 4:30 in Cobb 216.Emil Witschi, University of Basle,will speak at a meeting of the Zo¬ology Club at 4:30 in Zoology 29 on“Grafting and Parabiosis in Amphi¬bians.”University of Chicago Choir willgive a Radio concert at 8 from sta¬tion WLS. room of Ida Noyes hall.Scandinavian club will meet at7:45 in Ida Noyes hall. Miss Eva • Frommen, sculptress, will speak on“Scandinavian Sculpture.” MissGunhild Karlsson will give some read¬ings from Froding in Swedish.Captains ofteams will meetin Cobb 206. Settlement Drivetomorrow at noonBoard of Women’swill meet at 12:45 in Organizationthe AlumnaeGRACE IN EVERY STEPProfessionalDancing In our Dancing: Academy we make afeature of instruction in professionaldancing:. We are constantly forming newclasses for group instruction and we alsogive individual and private lessons. In¬struction in professional dancing gives onea graceful carriage and an athletic figure.See us now regarding lesson hours andterms for instruction.Sat. Evngs. and Sun. Aft. 2:30-6:00Private lessons anytime day or evening.TERESA DOLAN—BEN SMITZDORFSCHOOL OF DANCING1208 E. 63rd 8T. (Near Woodlawn Ar.)Phone Hyde Park 3080Ideal RestaurantBREAKFAST—DINNNERHome Cooking, Excellent ServiceSpecial Lunch, 40c1352 East 61st St.SAY IT WITH FLOWERSAn excellent idea, if youhave the wherewithal. Andyou can have it, easily andsurely, by taking advantageof our liberal subscriptionplans.Write for agents’ terms toTHE NEWSTUDENT2929 BroadwayNew YorkYon can score big—andenjoy every minute of thegame in a cosy SaundersSystem coupe or sedan.A party of five can driveto out-of-town gamescheaper than rail fare —an-* on your own schedule.Come in and figure it outSAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St. ••v V' y >** f#,(.'» L A X# I' 'J* J.; IX t l !| f L >•!. I ■ J1 lit', j' - l W~ ^ mi Vmi iComingThe Dance Sensation of the YearDECEMBER FOURTHPAUL WHITEMANAND HIS ORCHESTRAof 32 ArtistsMain Dining Room and Avenue of PalmsTHE DRAKEalso BOBBY MEEKER’S DRAKE ORCHESTRACover Charge—$6.60 Per Person(Including Tax)Formal at Ten Direction of Gladys AndesMake Reservations NOW! Phone Superior 2200As this will be Mr. Whiteman’s only appearance in Chicago for dancing it is imperativethat early rcsen’ations be made. Program arranged by Courtesy of Benson of Chicago, Inc.,......... .. iTHE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1926 Page Three—Paul Whiteman—Paul Whiteman, who is to appearat the Drake supper dance of De¬cember 4 for this one and only eve¬ning in Chicago this season, used todrive a taxi in the city of Denverbefore taking up the study of mu¬sic.Denver is his home town, and itis there that his father is a profes¬sor of music, although he has taughtin nearly every big city in the world.Paul played the viola under Hertz, inSan Francisco for seven years, and a little later with the old Los An¬geles symphony.Whiteman’s is the only band ofsyncopators that has ever invaded thesacred precincts of the “world’smost perfect theatre”—Reinhardt’sGroseschauspiel Haus Theatre, thescene of the “Miracle,” and the lastplays of Eleanor Duse. According toReinhardt’s custom, all the numberswere played without scenery, withonly myriads of lights for atmo¬sphere.Two Piano*Two pianos in the orchestra elim¬ inates the rhythm-spoiling afterbeat,and also reduces the number of menneeded. Larger salaries are thuspossible, and the earnings rangefrom 200 to 550 dollars a week.“Touching up of the emotions andthe subsequent appreciation of theintellect,” says Mr. Whiteman, “isthe reason for the popularity ofmodern American music.”Greek ConferenceBrings FraternityMen to New York“More than 200 delegates fromnearly all the fraternities of theUnited States and Canada are meet¬ing in New York, Friday and Satur¬day of this week under the auspicesof the Interfraternity Conference fora discussion of educational and socialproblems. The University is repre¬sented by James Cusack, president of the University InterfraternityCouncil.With the fraternity officials willmeet two score educators, collegepresidents and deans from all sec¬tions of the country. They have beeninvited to the conference by its ed¬ucational advisor, Dean ThomasClark of the University of Illinois.While institutions from every sec¬tion of the country will be represent¬ed among the delegates to the con¬ference, Cornell leads the list witha representation of twenty-two.Pennsylvania representatives are sec¬ond in number with nineteen. Colum¬bia will have eighteen representa¬tives present, Illinois sixteen, andNew York University twelve. Eachfraternity will have five representa¬tives.College men, many of whom haveattained prominence in variouswalks of life since their undergrad¬uated days, will constitute a largepercentage of the delegations.MAY POWERS MILLERTeacher of Piano1352 E. 55th Street STUDIOS 1810 W. 103rd St.Hyde Park 0950 Beverly 5009MEN'S SHIRTSai fine white wovenlong point softattached, suitablefar wear with a pin.*;2-30AStarrBest THE SHANTYA popular gathering placefor students on Sunday nightwhen fluffy waffes, delicioussandwiches, large juicy oystersand many other delightfulfoods are served.Both ala carte and tabled’hote service from 7:30 a. m.to 8 p. m.THE SHANTY EAT SHOP1309 East 57th Street"A Homey Place for Homey Folks” NO SHORT CUTS TOSUCCESS’—DR. PETTYASSERTS IN CHAPEL“There are no short cuts to suc¬cess,” was the message brought tothe sophomores by Dr. Wallace Pet¬ty, of the First Baptist Church ofPittsburg, at the chapel services yes¬terday in Mandel hall. The speakeris a member of the Alpha Tau Omegafraternity, and is staying at his frat¬ernity house during his visit in Chi¬cago.Dr. Pettv’s theme for the fresh¬ men was based on the statement ofan old woman who said, “I haven’tmade up my mind yet, but when I doI’m going to be better.” He urgedhis audience not to assume such anattitude.Football is one of Dr. Petty’s maininterests. More than once he hasbeen called upon to pep up a teambefore it went onto the field. Hischurch, which is located in the mid¬dle of the University of Pittsburgcampus, is attended by every mem¬ber of the university football team.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110AUTO STORAGEGREASING OILINGWASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 East 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 43997ksir#We serve the good things of life to the folks who appreciatethem. We cook our foods in a manner that appeals to menand women who know how to get real food-enjoyment out ofa mealtime occasion.THE SIGN OF GOOD FOOD&rIjaU’0 Skatmmmt5500 Harper Ave. Open All NightCLUB BREAKFAST LUNCHEON DINNER— ORCHESTRASCONTINUOUS DANCINGEVERY MIGHT 7 P.M -2 A.MFUGAR NIPPRESENTSSAM WAMBYAND HIS SINGING SYNCOPATORSiDEWEY SEIDELAND HIS HARMONY ARTISTSTHESE TWO ORCHESTRASARE CREATING A THRILL¬ING SENSATION AMONGMUSIC AND DANCE-L0VER5THE GOLDEN LILY CAFEESTABLISHEDM-ONG NOTED FOR GOOD FOOD AND GOOD MUSIC^309 E. GARFIELD BLVD.AT THE V» TJ"Page b our THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1926FIND WORLD WARHAS NOT LED TOWORLD PEACE(Continued from page 1)tive group, composed of Mr. NoelMcIntosh, Mr. Sydney Heathwoodand Mr. John Godsall, was that awill for peace is prevalent through¬out the world. This the negativeteam, composed of Mr. Marvin Scha¬fer, Mr. George Gentry, and Mr.Max Swiren, refuted with a formid¬able array of facts, ably supportedby an equally formidable array ofsarcastic sallies. And so it wasthrough the entire debate. The Aus¬tralian team seemed superior in onlyone department, their delivery, large¬ly due to their decided British ac¬cent and more composed attitude.In accordance with the form ofthe debate, a decision was reachedthrough popular vote. Thisresulted in 361 favoring the negativeteam, 117 favoring the affirmativeteam, 58 being undecided. DRAMATS NAMECAST FOR PLAYWOODRUFF RIDICULESAMERICAN CUSTOMS“Barbarian” customs as viewed bySocrates forms the basis of thfe book“Plato’s American Republic” recent¬ly written by J. D. Woodruff. MrWoodruff is an Englishman who tour¬ed America last year with the Oxford debating team which met withthe University. His wit, which wasso effective in tie’oating finds outletin this book in wisecracking at Amer¬ican and English customs in generalWilliam R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabashTONIGHT!HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”& His Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boss’ Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE HAR. 8220 (Continued from page 1)elusive arrangement with the Dra¬matic association this play will makeits first showing in the city of Chi¬cago on Dec. 10 in Mandel hall. Tick¬ets for the play will go on saleMonday, Nov. 29 in Mandel hall cloi¬ster at the prices of 75c and $1.00.Here are the members of the cast,Marion McGann, Dorothy Simpson,Jack Stambaugh, Russell Whitney,Eleanor Metzel, Hadley Kerr, AlanIrwin, Florence Stewart, SylviaRabinowitz, Ruth Holmes, LeilaWhitney, Arthur Ernstein, MollieKrom, and Gilbert Hayes. STANDARDIZED SPACERATE CHAMPIONED BYYEAR BOOK STAFF MEN(Continued from page 1)has confronted the staff each year,as the space rates and the sale priceof the Cap and Gown are ridicul¬ously low in comparison with thoseof other books,” was the statementof the staff.COOT^NOW■THEmCHICAGOAlATS. WED. AND SAT.PHONE CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF ALL COLLEGEpflSlT The staff has already made plansto spend the additional funds whichthey expect to raise under the newrspace rate system. These expendi¬tures are to be made for engraving and art work tc better the appear¬ance of the book. 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InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarDraw today fortouchball semi - finalpairings.= The Daily SPORTSWednesday Morning MaroonNovember 24, 1926 To rAay joff cham¬pionship at first weath¬er break.VARSITY SUBS SUBMERGE FROSH, 13-0FOOTBALL letter PICK ALL-CONFERENCE TEAMDECISIONS TO BEGIVEN SATURDAY “Moon” Baker RingsUp Football RecordBoard of Physical CultureMeets To Vote On“C” AwardsSaturday morning will tell the taleof whether or not the rumor thatStagg’s Maroons, remaining non-vic-torious, would not receive their ma¬jor letters was well founded, for onthat important forenoon the all pow¬erful Board of Physical Culturemeets to vote on those players whohave been recommended by the “OldMan” as deserving that peak of anathletes desire, the major “C.”All EligibleAll the pigskin warriors who haveweltered in the mud during a con¬ference game are eligible. No predic¬tions as to whom this honor will beawarded can be made with any cer¬tainty, but some of the Maroons whohave seen the most action during thecourse of the season are: Capt. Wal¬ly Marks, Ken and Stan Rouse, SaulWeislow, Apitz, Leyers, Anderson,McDonough, Spence, Lewis, Wolffand Neff.It has been rumored around thecampus that the captaincy of nextyear’s eleven may rest between KenRouse and Kyle Anderson. The votewill be held at the time of thesquad’s having their pictures takenwhich occasion is scheduled for thebeginning of next week.ASSAULTS FAIL TOSHAKE LOCKE’S BIGTEN SCORING MARK One of the features of the foot¬ball season, just past, which hasbeen brought to light by post-sea¬son statistics, was the generalshipused by Capt. Baker, in the re¬cent Chicago-Northwestern game.In the first quarter Baker, playingquarterack, called for an assort¬ment of twenty-six different for¬mations which baffled the Maroonsenough, so that it was possiblefor the Wildcats to score seven¬teen points in this period.Baker’s feat was regarded asone of the finest bits of general¬ship ever displayed in a Northwes¬tern game. The s*ar Purple play¬er, who until this season has beenperforming at halfback, has donea splendid job at quarterback,which was climaxed with his per¬fect generalship against CoachStagg’s eleven.Iowa City, la., Nov. 22.—Assaultsby the finest Western Conferencescorers of the last four seasons havefailed to dislodge the mark oftwelve touchdowns in five Big Tengames set by Gordon Locke of Iowaback in 1922.In 1924 Harold Grange of Illi¬nois accounted for thirteen touch¬downs in eight games but his totalincluded those made against non¬conference elevens. During the sea¬son which closed Saturday, HerbertJoesting, the great Minnesota full¬back, made thirteen touchdowns ineight games. But only five of theGopher’s touchdowns were registeredagainst Big Ten Teams.Locke, who in 1922 was picked byWalter Camp as all-American quar¬terback, made his touchdownsagainst Illinois, Ohio State, Minne¬sota, Purdue and Northwestern.Karow of Ohio State scored eleventouchdowns in eight games this fall,Gustafson of Northwestern, nine,Nydahl of Minnesota, Molenda ofMichigan and Crofoot, of Wisconsin,seven. Return of ManyVeterans SendsTrack Hopes UpThe official start of track practice,last night opens a season which looksexceedingly promising for the Ma¬roons. Men- back, who last yearwon their letter are: Capt. McKin¬ney, Burg, Cusack, Dugan, Hegovic,Morrison, Olwin, S. Rouse, Smith,Armstrong, Cody, Dystrup, Metzen-berg, and Hitz. Then there are thefollowing Sophomores from lastyear’s Freshmen team: Burke, S.Spence, Bennett, R. Spence, Ault,Williams, Frey, Novak and Garon.Capt. McKinney is, perhaps, a bet¬ter indoor track man than on theoutdoor track He is a very gooddash man and does well in the hur¬dles. Last year he won the greaterpercentage of his events in the dualmeets. K. ROUSE IS ONLYMAROON TO WINBERTH ON ELEVENMichigan, N. U., Illinoisand Ohio PlaceTwo MenALL-CONFERENCE TEAlvfsFirst Team Second TeamOoosterbaan, M LERaskowski, 0 LTLGCRGRTREQBR(HLHFB -Honorable mention—Ends: Flora,Michigan; Apitz, Chicago; Burrus,Wisconsin; Bovik, Northwestern.Tackles—Nelson, Iowa; Gary, Minne¬sota; Straubel, Wisconsin; Marriner,Illinois. Guard s—Seibenmann,Northwestern. Centers—Truskowski,Michigan; Reitsch, Illinois. Backs—Gustafson, Northwestern; Daugher-ity, Illinois; Gilbert, Michigan; RoseWisconsin; Almquist and Nydahl,Minnesota; Anderson, Chicago; Grim,Ohio; Molenda, Michigan.Shively, IK. Rouse, CHess, OJohnson, NKassel, IIFriedman, MBaker, NKutsch, IJoesting, M Wheeler, MBaer, MHanson, MKlein, OLovette, MHyde, MFisher, NWilcox, PEby, OLewis, NKarow, 0MAROON SPLASHES By Victor RoterusIn the selection of all-conferenceteams the team is the thing, and adiscussion for the most part is un¬necessary. There are, however, somethings that must be said concerningthe above selections.The placing of Baker and Kutsch(Continued on page 6)HURRAH, WE’RE WRONG—APITZ PLAYS AGAINMaroon swimmers will lead a water polo attack on the Illinois Ath¬letic Club Thursday, December 2.The game will be one of the fea¬tures of the Cook County Interscho¬lastic meet which will be held De¬cember 1st and 2nd.The Illinois Athletic Club havebeen Cook County champions in wa¬ter polo for so long that Coach Mac-Gillivray, with a green team, doesnot hope to beat them. “This is mere¬ly a practice and exhibition game,he stated.Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC. A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Fres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER, AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust Officer Through a mistake it was announc¬ed on the sport page of yesterday’sDaily Maroon that Lawrence Apitz,star end on the football team hadplayed his last game for Chicago Sat¬urday. Apitz has four more quar¬ters in school and is eligible for an¬other year of football. The mistakearose from the fact that he is a uni¬versity marshall, an honor usuallyawarded to seniors only. The sameerror was also made by several downtown papers. To Draw Today ForTouchball PairingsDrawings for semi-finals in thetouchball games of the depart¬ment will be held in the office to¬day at 1 o’clock. The games havebeen very intensively fought sofar this year and if predictionscome true there are going to besome tough battles in the next fewdays. The winners in the respec¬tive leagues are: Kappa Sig’s, PsiUpsilon, Sigma Nu, Phi SigmaDelta, Delta Kappa Epsilon andthe Cardinals. These teams andthe next highest in each leaguewill engage in the semi-finals forthe championship. The winnerswill receive a silver football, andsecond and third place cups, themembers of the first, second andthird teams will receive respec¬tively; gold, silver and bronzemedallets. FROSH BATTLE ON EVEN TERMSAFTER VETERANS SCORE TWICEIN FIRST HALF WITH FAST ATTACKRaysson Goes Over For First TouchdownMarch Down Field; Reed, Pratt StarIn Second Score AfterI; M.S wimming FestTo Embody SeveralNew Feature RacesWith the coming of winter, andthe near closing of the touchball andhorseshoe seasons for the I-M de¬partment, those interested in minorsports are turning toward the AnnualSwimming Carnival. The finals forthis event will be held on Friday, De¬cember 3, from 7:15 to 9:30. Manynovelty races and contests have beenplanned and any man, varsity orotherwise, is permitted to enter.The officials will be the coachesfrom Hyde Park, Englewood, Tilden,Senn, and Lindblom high school.These coaches are each to bring asix man relay team with them.There will be a life saving exhibitionby the Red Cross Life Savers fromthe Illinois Athletic Club. Varsity Subs (13) Frosh (0)Burns LE KoeslerGaren LT SanderbyMudge LG BrunellSmall C DustinProudfoot RG HagensHancock RT SeidnerFreeman RE McCurryDygert QB MendenhallPratt LH HolohanRaysson RH CampbellToigo FB BurgessSUBSTITUTIONS —Varsity; Fox,Cusack, Reed.Frosh—Kelly, Wakeland, Watten-berg, Priess, Haywood, Graves.I-M INKLINGSIn connection with the I-M Swim'ming Carnival the I-M Division an¬nounces one of the most interestingraces ever held at this university.Five of the best known high schoolsin the city, Hyde Park, Englewood,Lindblom, Senn and Tilden, aresending the cream of their swimmingsquads for a six-man team race. By Tom StephensonThat’s all there is, there isn’t anymore. Two touchdowns and a lotof fight, some end runs and somefierce tackles, a few fumbles andsome forward passes helped bringthis hectic grid season to a success¬ful close yesterday afternoon. Any¬way, Coach Stagg smiled on as hewatched his faithful reserves playbrilliantly in the first half of theirpost-season game with the Frosheleven to score those two touch¬downs. And he continued to smilewhen his next year’s sophomorescame back strong in the second halfto carry the battle to the veteransand make these two touchdowns theonly ones of the game.Score EarlyIt didn’t take long for the veteransto get going. Their early march tothe goal line is best told by thisplay-by-play version: The Frosh wonthe toss and chose to kick off, boot¬ing the ball to Togo Dygert, varsityquarterback, who returned to his 25-yard line. A surprise pass on thefirst play was grounded by a wide¬awake Frosh, but on the second play,Pratt, speedy varsity half-back, dash¬ed off tackle for 10 yards and mades' r~Dinner Dancing7 P. M. to 1 A. M.Nightly except SundaysWalter Ford and hisShoreland Orchestra$2.00 Table d’Hote Dinner - Also a la Carte ServiceNo Cover Charge to Dinner GuestsAdmission After 9:30, $1.10INFORMALTHE SHORELANDOn Lake Michigan at 55th StreetTelephone Plaza 1000 it first down on his 35 yard line.Raysson slid through center forthree yards, the yearlings were off¬side on the next play, and Prattplunged through center for the shortremaining distance to a first downon his 45 yard line. From hereToigo was stopped with a two yardgain off right tackle, but on the nextplay a side-line pass from Rayssonto Freeman was good for 40 yards.Toigo hit center for four and righttackle for one yard on the next twoplays. Then, with five yards re¬maining Raysson went over for thefirst score on a beautiful off-tackledrive and a cut-back to the center.Pratt place-kicked and the score was:Varsity 7, Frosh 0.Score Again tThe second touchdown came in themiddle of the second quarter follow¬ing a frosh fumble by Burgess on hisown 30 yard line, which was recov¬ered by Hancack, giant varsity tack¬le. Georgie Reed, the miget star,(Continued on page 6)RIFLE CLUB PLANSFOR YEAR INCLUDECampus women are again receiv-inig training in shooting. There isno particular need for alarm, how¬ever, as the men are also receivinglike training under the organizationof the Rifle Club. The men meettwice a week, Tuesday and Thurs¬day evenings from 7 to 9 with rangemaster, R. D. Bensley. Rifle rangeis in the stadium, north door of mid¬dle entrance, on Ellis Avenue.Women meet for rifle drill at thesame place on Wednesday night. Ri¬fles and instruction are free and am¬munition may be obtained at whole¬sale price. (5lub dues for the periodfrom November to April are one dol¬lar.STETSON looks smart everyday of its unusually long life— inhats the best is real economy.STETSON HATSStyled for young men' ' ■ ii i»u,^pfip<. ma. «!,.i!' jK'iu n iwPage Six THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1926’VOte^ ^WhistleHOW DO I KNOW ....How do I 'mow that love must die?Because 1 Have seen a iade-wingedmothHovering in expectancyAbove a fl&me, quiver pitifully...And flutter downward. . . .lifelessly.Because I have seen a scarlet poppygleamAn instant in a sunny field . .Have seen the wind that chillsSteal over it, and watchedIts radiant promise fadeAs fades a crushed and brokendream.Because I have seen a glowing starThat seemed so safe...so farFrom human cry,In one swift second, pauseAnd hurtle. .. dimly ... through thesky.Ah, that is how I knowThat love must die.—Peter PanWELL, the college boys at North¬western seem to be whooping it up.Why, we bet it won’t be long beforethey’ll be taking men away from Il¬linois.The reason, as we understand it,for the Wildcats becoming so kit¬tenish is because of the victory overChicago, and President Scott’s assur¬ance to the multitude that despiteMichigan’s record he “knows a cham¬pionship team when he sees one.”What with their descent on the loopyesterday, their pillage of Evanston,and the raid on the elevated trains,perhaps we at Chicago are fortunatethat our school is on the South Side.They might even have gone into theDaily Maroon office and taken paperswithout paying for them!And Maybe Some of the StokersWill Be Fired!Dear Turk:If Northwestern burns up the oldCollege building in celebration of theBig Ten title I hope some of thesparks fall on their new Dyche stad¬ium.Jo boAUTUMN RAINA Little Boy’s IdeaRain falls like an icy bathWhich spurts from my shower in thetubTrees shiver wet and naked—It’s cold, and they’d like a rub.God is trying to wash the earth,Clean from a summer’s dust;Trying to polish Nature—Scrub off the autumn rust.By and by, when He sees He can’t,He’ll cover it under white snow,And hide away all the dirtSo that no one will ever know.And then, tired of pretending,He’ll start with things all new;And we’ll call the season Spring¬time—That’s what God’s gonna do!—AtlasSay, “Dirty”And there are three things I hatemyself—Campus women, women oncampus, and University girls!—The Campus SewerGEOG referring to the new eligi¬bility system for the Women’s Clubswhich requires the maintenance of aC average before initiation, stops toask if this has anything to do withthe number of football, basketballand baseball players devoted to theirinterests?Seniors won’t be on Campus towave their canes this Thursday.We’ll have to content ourselves withdrum-sticks.—TERRIBLE-TURK K. ROUSE IS ONLYMAROON TO WINBERTH ON ELEVEN(Continued from sports page)at the halfback jobs may elicit somecriticism. Eby of Ohio State thougha fine runner does not come up tothe all-around form of these twomen. They are rugged players, goodat blocking and tackling as well asrunning. Both were marked men,but they played a consistently goodgame throughout the season.The writer cannot see how anyonecan leave Joesting, Friedman, Ooost-erbaan, and Hess off their all-confer¬ence elevens. Shively of Illinois hasthe edge over Hanson who starred onthe powerful Gopher line. K. Rouseand Klein were the class of the cen¬ters in the conference. 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