Wear an OrangeTag today; it’*for the SettlementFund. Wt)t Batfo jHaroon Sydney D e-baters are heretonight at 8 inMandel Hall.Vol. 27. No. 36. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1926 Price Five Cent!AUSTRALIANS INVADE MANDELWomen Tag Today For Yards KiddiesREQUIRE “C” AVERAGE OF CLUB ACTIVES, PLEDGESWHAT of IT?Westwee horgenstermThe Wisconsin game is now pasthistory, and, as the boys sing, “An¬other busy season’s past, swee de lawe dum bum.” Just why there shouldbe any singing about the season issomething else again. Still, Saturdaynight at Mr. Bloom’s and Mr. Tear-ney’s and the College Inn and theThirty-fifth street taverns, one couldprobably have spotted a good lot 'floyal Chicago men making more orless merry alongside their Wisconsinbrothers. Why, after their teamshad been bumped off, they saw fitto celebrate is cause for debate. Itseemed logical at the time to go outand make sounds of revelry by night,I am told; the night after each Wis¬consin game, it appears is the bigone of the year. This may be so.Still grieving over the Pass ThatFailed down on the four-yard line, Ihastened home to Oak Park soon af¬ter the game and while the rest ofthe school was out loyally StandingUp For Old Chicago, I was sleepingpeacefully. I hope that we at leastheld Wisconsin even at the CollegeInn.• • • •I cannot recall having seen theMaroons really keyed up' once thisseason. Possibly several times theywere; still, they failed to show ex¬ternal evidences of it. There was norunning fifty yards up the field atinsane speed after coming out of thedressing room. No, the boys seemedentirely in control of themselves. Norampant spirit of Do or Die for theOld School ever shook their souls.Their self-possession was remarkableto anyone who had ever read one ofMr. Wadsworth Camp’s epics of theGridiron—The Fourth Down, As theGun Went Off, A Yard to Go, or anynumber of others that held me en¬tranced as a child.* • * *Possibly Mr. Stagg did not applythe right psychology. I wish to sug¬gest for his future use the methodMr. Knute Rockne of South Bend isaccustomed to employ to get his No¬tre Dame team on edge. But beforestarting, you must understand thatof all football players, those of No¬tre Dame are by far the cockiest.They know they are good, and gloryin it. So, naturally, enough, everyMonday when a full column, writtenby a certain unknown “Observer,”comes out in the South Bed Timespanning the boys for fair for whatas individuals and as a team they didor didn’t do in the game Saturdaythe Notre Dame boys go into a ragethat lasts all week. And then againFriday there appears another one ofthese libels, making light of the boysand what they’ll probably do in thegame the next day. This time theeffect upon the boys is even worse -they froth at the mouth. Naturallythey go into the game Saturday anddo those things that Notre Dameteams are celebrated for doing. Well.... Rockne writes that column.* * * *Communications to this columnare so few and far between thatwhenever its conductor gets one, nomatter what its nature, he lets out ashriek and prints it. So infrequent¬ly, indeed, does he get one that heoccasionally descends to writing acontribution purporting to be fromsomebody else himself. But this sub¬terfuge rarely works: the boys al¬ways see through the dodge. Theother day, however, he did get a let¬ter, from a certain Mr. A. H. Tol-man, calling him to account for us¬ing “like” instead of “as” as a con¬junction. “The use of ‘like’ as aconjunction is common,” concludedMr. Tolman, “but not among goodwriters. Mr. H. W. Fowler, in his re¬cent book, ‘A Dictionary of ModernEnglish Usage,’ says: ‘Every illiter¬ate person uses this constructiondaily’.” Let me congratulate Mr. Tol-man. That blast at the end is thebeet of its kind I have ever received—and that takes in a lot of ground. SEEK $500 FORCHARITY FUND INALL DAY_CANVASSeventeen Teams Stationedat Points of VantageAround CampusOrange tags are on sale today foia nickel or a dime or what haveyou. A quota of five hundred dol¬lars has been set for this annualfeature of the month-long drive forthe Settlement kiddies.Students are being held up at thepoint of a collection box as they goto their classes.The women’s teams will try toplace a tag on everyone who crossesthe campus or enters the Universitydistrict during the day.A cent a second will have to betaken in by the seventeen women’steams if the day is to be a successand the $500 mark set by last year’sworkers exceeded.Team CaptainsCaptains of the women’s teamsare Harriet Lemon, Edythe Mariani,Katherine Rose, Marion Plimpton,Herberta Van Pelt, Edwarda Wil¬liams, Violet Holmes, Melba Schu-maker, Carol Hess, Florence Herz-man, Ruth Holmes, Sylvesta Searles,Polly Gardner, Adele Whitfield, Mar¬jorie Cooper, Elva Brown and Cath¬erine Crowley.Announce CastOf First PlayAt Drama TeaIt will be revealed tomorrow at theDramatic association open tea at4:30 in Reynolds club theatre whowill be members of the cast that willpresent the first play of the season,on Friday, Dec. 10. These final selec¬tions will be published tomorrow inThe Daily Maroon.John van Druten, author of“Young Woodley,” which made sucha hit in New York and Glenn Hunt¬er, who carried the lead in the playare to be present at the tea. Johnvan Druten will talk on “Young Peo¬ple in Modern Plays.”All members of the University areinvited to the tea and to meet thedistinguished guests of the Dramaticassociation.PROF. ALLEN TALKSON GOETHE TONIGHTAT ART INSTITUTE“Goethe and Modern Thought” willbe discussed by Prof. PhilipSchuyler Allen of the departmentof Germanic Languages and Liter¬ature tonight at 6:30 in the clubroom of the Art Institute.Three series of public lectures havebeen sponsored by the Universitythis year. Talks on “Creative Per¬sonality,” “Problems of the AverageInvestor,” and “The Nature of theWorld and Man” have been given bymembers of the various departments.Tonight’s lecture is the eighth of aseries of eleven lectures on CreativePersonality. Other interesting his¬torical figures have been discussed at jprevious lectures. Stage Stars areGuests at Ball;List ChaperonesThe first formal of the year, theInterfraternity Ball, will be featuredby the presence of two stars of thestage, Berna and Vera Dean, whoplay leading roles in “The VagabondKing,” playing at the Great North¬ern theatre. Their attendance wasassured by Wakefield Burke, trackstar, and Harold Triechal, who madetheir acquaintance before they en¬tered upon their stage career.The patrons and patronesses forthe ball, which will be held at theShoreland Wednesday night, are:Mr. and Mrs. Max Mason, Mr. andMrs. Chauncey S. Boucher, Mr. andrs. Herbert O. Crisler, Mr. and Mrs.D. Jerome Fisher, Mrs. Edith FosterFlint, Mr. and Mrs. Robert V. Mer¬rill and Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara.PHI KARS HOSTSTO TEA DANCERSMusic for Second SettlementDrive Mixer by Ken BlakeKen Blake’s orchestra will enter¬tain at the second of the series ofSettlement Drive tea dances to beheld tomorrow afternoon from 4 to 6at the Phi Kappa Sigma house. Mrs.David H. Stevens will act as hostess.All women are reminded of thecampus tradition of attending thesetea dances unescorted, as it is usualfor the fraternities to assemble enmasse without indivdual dates. Kath¬erine Fitzgerald, who is in charge ofthe tea dances, has appointed sev¬eral girls on campus to sell these tic¬kets which may be procured fortwenty-five cents. They may be se¬cured from Marion Bloom, VioletHolmes, Claire Davis, RosalindHamm, Florence Herzman, MargaretNewton and Eleanor Scully.Y. W. Sewing RoomCommittee To HoldBi-Weekly MeetingsSewing Room committee of Y. W.C. A. will meet on Wednesdays andFridays from 2:30 to 4:30 in thesewing room on the third floor ofIda Noyes hall. The Baby’s FriendlySociety receives the layettes whichare worked upon during these even¬ings.This committee whicl^was former¬ly sponsored by Federation has beentaken over by the Y. W. C. A. IdaSnyder, a member of the committee,has been appointed to take chargeof the meetings. All those who areinterested in sewing have been in¬vited to attend the meetings.Settlement VodvilTryouts Today at 4Settlement vaudeville tryoutswill be held Tuesday and Wednes¬day at 4 in Mandel hall. All thosewho have tried out before mustbe able to present their acts to¬morrow. APPLY RULING ONFRATERNITIES TOWOMEN'S^ CLU3SActive Members Must Main¬tain Average Alone, andWith Pledges to beEligibleWomen’s club will be, beginningthis quarter, under the same scholas¬tic average system as now applies tofraternities on the University cam¬pus, according to the decision an¬nounced yesterday by the Inter-clubcouncil.Adopting the suggestion of DeanChauncey Boucher, the twelve wom¬en’s organizations on campus will beforced to maintain “C” averages tobe able to initiate and to retain so¬cial privileges.Conmaib WomenAs in the case of fraternities theaverage must be retained by the ac¬tives alone as a group, and by thepledges and actives together as agroup.Dean Boucher commended thewomen for voluntarily placing them¬selves under the restrictive measuresand remarked that the comparisonbetween men and women would beinteresting. At Big Ten schoolswhere sororities exist, they consist¬ently top fraternities in scholasticaverages.K. Rose ResignsPlace On MirrorExecutive BoardKathryn Rose has resigned as sec¬retary of Mirror. Because of otherduties whcih have become too cum¬bersome, Miss Rose has decided togive up the position. Zoe May Suth¬erland has been appointed by theExecutive Board to fill the positionin recognition of her work in or-ganzing Mirror.Manuscripts for the coming Mirrorproduction are due at noon today.They should be sent to Betty Gra¬ham at 5831 Kenwood avenue. Pro¬fessor Frank H. O’Hara, director ofundergraduate activities, Mr. FrankParker, director of dancing for theproduction, and the Executive Boardof Mirror will judge the manuscripts.PROMINENT SWEDISHSCULPTRESS TO GIVEILLUSTRATED iTALK“Scandinavian Sculpture” will bediscussed by Miss Eva Froemmen,prominent sculptress, at a tneeting ofthe Scandinavian club to be held to¬morrow evening at 7:45 in the NorthReception room of Ida Noyes hallMiss Frommen is a Swedish artistwho has studied Scandinavian art ex¬tensively and is at present workingwith Lorado Taft, non-resident Pro¬fessor of the Art department. Sculp¬tured figures by Miss Froemmen formpart of the decorations of the Quad¬rangle club.Miss Gunhild Karlsson, a visitor atthe University will conclude the pro¬gram by reading excerpts from“Froding” in Swedish, Meet Maroons at 8University of Australia DebatingTeam: Left to right—S. H. Heath-wood, J. R. Godsall, N. D. McIntosh.SCHEDULE OF EVENTSSydney debaters arrive about noontoday.Banquet, Hutchinson Commons,6:15, tonight.Debate immediately after. About8 in Mandel hall.Reception, 10:30, Reynolds, fol¬lowing debate.RAISE RATES FORYEARBOOKSPACEScholz Plans ImprovementsWith Added IncomeTwenty dollars for a page is theprice that organizations will pay forspace in the 1927 Cap and Gown.This is an increase of five dollarsover last year’s rate. The same price,five dollars per page, will be charg¬ed for additional space.Richard Scholz, editor of thisyear’s book, defends the increasedprice. He says that the revenue willbe used to better the book. The staffconsidered this to be the fairest wayof raising additional funds. A uni¬versity ruling has established a max-I imum rate of compensation, so thatit will be impossible for the staff toprofit personally by the increasedrevenue.Advise Seniors ToCheck Bulletin ForList Of GraduatesAll Seniors expecting to graduatethis quarter are asked to inspect theprovisional lists of candidates for theBachelor’s degree acording to theUniversity Recorder. Those who donot find their name on any list souldconsult the officials specified not la¬ter than Dec. 1.The lists are as follows: Collegesof A. L. & S., on the bulletin boardof the north corridor of Cobb—MissWalker; Colleges of C. & A., C. & A.building, Miss Burns; College of Ed¬ucation, on Blaine hall bulletin, MissJohnson; School of Social ServiceAdministration, Cobb 112, Miss Gam¬ble.WJAZ BroadcastsTurner, Von AmmonBen Turner and Fred Von Am¬mon, campus musicians, havemade an engagement to broadcastfrom Station WJAZ, the Shore-land hotel. Th,ey will performthree nights a week for the bene¬fit of the radio audience. PRIME DEBATERSFOR ORAL CLASHON WORLD PEACEBanquet Precedes Debate;Plan Reception ToFollow BattleBy Dexter Master*Today the University plays hostto its guests from the other side ofthe world, the debaters from SydneyUniversity of Australia. And tonightwith a banquet preceding and a re¬ception following the debate, a spiritof friendly rivalry will be added tothat of hospitality when the twoteams clash in Mandel hall.The subject, which will find Chi¬cago on the negative side of thequestion, is “Resolved that the re¬sults of the great war have tendedtowards world peace.”Reception Follows. Immediately after the debate, areception open to the public, is to beheld in Reynolds club with Mrs. Ed¬ward Goodspeed and Mrs. TheodoreTieken of the English Speaking Un¬ion as hostesses, and, judging fromadvance reports, it ought to be wellattended. At the banquet before thedebate, the British Vice-consul, J.Garnett Lomax, will speak. This alsois open to the public.All in all, it promises to be an ex¬cellent debate. The team from Syd¬ney is peculiarly well fitted to or¬atory and self-expression, with onemember, Mr. Noel McIntosh, a bar¬rister of the Supreme Court in Aus¬tralia. The leader, Mr. SydneyHeathwood, has captained his teamfor the past two years and, as a freelance writer, has contributed to theleading Australian journals. Uponthe completion of the present tour,Mr. Heathwood plans to remain inAmerica and make a brief study ofthe finance and business methods ofthis country. The third member ofthe invading team, Mr. John Godsall,although deeply engaged in the studyof medicine, has become a brilliantand practised debater and has repre¬sented Sydney for the last two years.Gentry Captains LocalsSo much for the opponents. Theteam which will oppose them, rep¬resenting the University of Chicago,presents an equally formidable as¬pect with three men of wide forensicexperience. George Gentry captainedthe University of Arizona debatingteam in 1926 and competed againstOxford two years previous to that.(Continued on page 2)OFFER SPECIAL LOWRATES TO STUDENTSFOR SUNDAY OPERASSpecial concession of the main floorand box seats for the Sunday after¬noon performances of the CivicGrand Opera has been granted tothe students and faculty of the Uni¬versity by the Civic Opera Co. Thetickets will sell for three dollarsapiece providing there is sufficientdemand for them.“The Jewels of the Madonna” withRaisa, Leuska, Lamont, and Rimini,and a ballet composed of Miles. Ouk-rainsky, Nemeroff and Shermont willbe presented Sunday at 2:15 in theAuditorium. Requests for ticketsmay be registered at the Informationdesk, room B of the Press building.—Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 20, 1926latlg fSarmmFOUNDED IN INITHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OP THE UNIVBBSITT OP CHICAOOPublished mornings, except Batonfflnter sod SpringU.M per year; by ma:tga. except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,quarters by Tbs Dolly Maroon Company. Subscription ratesill. fl.00 per year extra. 81ngle copies. Ore cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13.taOfl. under the act of March 3, 1878.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights ofaooearing in this paper publication of any materialOFFICE—ROOM ONE. ELLIS HALL5S04 Ellis AtobuoTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local SO, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWaller G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P, Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s Editor SOCIALLY-SPEAKINGThis week we have the big eventof the fall season, InterfraternityBall. The quarter has gone so rap¬idly that we can hardly believe it,but tomorrow night is the night. Tous, at least, the beginning of schoolseems only a week or so ago—exceptfor the weather and term papers. Itmust be that that we are getting oldfor time passes more quickly everyquarter. As to Interfraternity, thecommittee promises that in music,decorations, location and everythingelse, it will be the best ever put on.The Shoreland has an especially at¬tractive ballroom and it is close whichmeans less taxi far** for the poor col¬lege boy. WHATS ON TODAYRomans at 3:30, in the Reynoldsclub, Mr. Walter L. Dorn will speak.Y. M. C. A. cabinet meeting at 4in the Y. M. C. A. office, Reynoldsclub.Eta Sigma Phi at 4 in Classics 20.EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTWhistle EditorAssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorS[torts EditorNews EditorA1 Widdifield. News EditorMadge Child. .... Junior EditorRoselle F. MomBetty McGeeRobert Stem...Victor RoteniaMilton Meyer... ....Stewart McMullen Junior EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorDay EditorDay EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer....™ Circulation ManagerBurton Me Roy AuditoiRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher.. Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath _ Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr -..Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack Me Brady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant By the way, did the advantage wehave of being able to hold our partiesat a big hotel ever occur to you?Imagine Interfraternity or Washing¬ton Prom in Bartlett Gym, if youcan. Someday we are going to try todemonstrate our social superiorityover the other mid-western univer¬sities and lay to rest forever that oldbelief “that there is no social life atthe University of Chicago.”Thursday being Thanksgiving,those who are fortunate enough tolive nearby will spend at home,while we other pour souls will enjoythe doubtful blessings of a dormitory or restaurant dinner and a prob¬able attack of the blues.By Friday, they should disappear,however, for that night there is theArmy and Navy Ball, to which themost prominent campus women havebeen invited, and the annual Deke.Psi P, Alpha Delt, three way party.The fact that both events take placeon the same night has caused somegrief and a few misunderstandings incampus society. Just what many ofthe girls are going to do about it isstill and unsolved problem.With the closing of the footballseason, the Saturday teas come to an Social Service club at 4:30 in theY. W. C. A. room in Ida Noyes hall.Elizabeth Von Hamack will speakon “Social Work in Germany.”Radio lecture through StationWLS “Readings from Modern Liter¬ature” by Professor Davis EdwardsGraduate Political Science club at7:30 in Harper E 41. Professor EMerriam will speak onin Political Research.” ‘PossibilitiesExtension lectures in religion,“Christian Doctrine in ModemThought’ by Dean Shailer Mathewsand Professor Gerald Birney Smithat 7:45 in Joseph Bond chapel.Renaissance society at 8 in Kenttheater. Professor Walter Sargentwill give an easel demonstration ofhistoric modes of using paint.end—which we deeply regret. ButSaturday night retains its glory asthe gay night of the week. And thisSaturday we have an S. A. E. housedance and a Sigma. Chi house danceto bring the week’s festivities to afitting close.PROGRESS•A NNOUNCEMENT has come from the office of the University ex¬aminer that the practice of giving double cuts on the Friday fol¬lowing Thanksgiving will be discontinued this year. This officialchange in attitude may presage a change in the policy of the Uni¬versity in regard to class attendance. It has always seemed that theEuropean system of voluntary attendance at classes is highly de¬sirable in an insitution of higher learning. University training is thefinal step in the formal education of a vast number of men andwomen. It s advisable during the course of one s education, to pre¬pare oneself for the independence of action which will be thrust up¬on one when engaging in the larger world outside the university.In Europe, the plan of having the students secure their knowl¬edge in the manner which they desire and receive official credit fortheir work by taking examinations at the end of the term has oper¬ated very satisfactorily for many years. This method trains thestudent in making the best use of his time under the conditions metin most of life. If the announcement by the examiner indicates aleaning toward a voluntary attendance system, the University hasmade a progressive step and is to be commended.AFTER WATERLOOTHE FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER.For the University of Chicago it has been disastrous — theworst in our history, we are told. The whole football world hasfound choice food for comment in our 1926 football slump. Fourteams have experienced the delights of long-awaited revenge. Theyhave celebrated, snake danced, put on a general field day, and allat our expense. We have been forced to quietly drown our sorrows.It was a wearisome job to give voice to the “alma mater” forthe fifth time after the Wisconsin game. We would have muchrather been singing “Wave the Flag.” Yet, now that it is all over,we do not know that there is any deep, black abyss in our scholasticyear. Would we really be, at the present time, a great deal happierif we had defeated Wisconsin, Northwestern, or Illinois?The only real bad taste we experience after an unfortunate seasonis our personal contacts with men from the other universities. IfChicago had defeated them the football subject would not arise.Now that we are the losers we are forced to listen to long appraisalsof such and such a State’s great “line-bucking, hone-crushing ma¬chine,” and so on far into the night.r This column has frequently commented on the non-import¬ance of football in the whole economy of student life. We herebylay ourselves open to loud guffaws and shouts of “sour grapes” onthe part of our erstwhile opponents: we do not believe that fothallhas any lasting effect on the student life in general or on the livesof many individual students. William R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabashTONIGHT!HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”A HU Box Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boos’ Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. Till ClosingFor Reservations PHONE HAR. 8228 THE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTComer 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women.TOWER63 RD AND BLACKSTONE(9^ht^2AJjnru(5uvojat.VAUDEVILLEw4ND THE BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program EverySunday & ThursdayBARGAINMATINEES DAILY APUITS3(VJUST THE PUCE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENIN6VNIVERJITY TEA*HOVJE~5725 Kenwood Ave. Hyde Park 6199LUNCHEON 45c and A La Carte DINNER 60c and 75c CHAFFEUR BESTOF BADGER FROSHMadison, Wis., Nov., 1920—Ex¬cept for being a good forward pass¬er, a receiver of merit, an able drop-kicker and punter, a speedy manrunning the ends, and a splendid lineplunger and a sure tackier and block¬er, he isn’t much good for anythingelse in the football line. That’s JohnCavosie of the University of Wis¬consin freshmen football team, andin the role of a chauffeur bids fair totake a position along side of the fa¬mous iceman, firemen and cowboysof the gridiron.Cavosie comes from Ironwood,Michigan, where hie displayed his‘jack-of-all trades” ability on theIronwood High School eleven. Hewon a fullback place for himself onthe all-state eleven last year. He hasconsistently been punting 65 yards inpractice games here, while a 45-yard drop kick in also a routine dis¬tance so far as he is concerned.Having clinched a place on thefreshman squad, he is assured of hisnumerals this year and is countedupon to fill a backfield berth on the 1927 Varsity.John is also a basketball player ofsome note, although is not certainthat he will report this winter due tothe fact that football is holding himover well into the cage season.PRIME DEBATERSFOR ORAL CLASHON WORLD PEACE(Continued from page 1)Mr. Max Swiren, the second memberof the team, has been politically ac-tive the past few years in additionto his debating work, notably as di¬rector of the Cook County’s LaFol-lette organization. The third mem¬ber of the team, Mr. Marvin Schaefer, was on the state championshipteam of Nebraska for two years.The Slickest Coat on the Campus!<Jfon<&WJVu<As«ttS&cjien.No well dressed college matt tewithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s notb-ing as smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water*proof oiled fabric. Has all-’round strap on collar and ela*tic at wrist-bands.Clasp-dosing styleButton-dosing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemory, and buy no other.The “Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co.,N. Y. GSlip one on atALL GOOD DEALERS G0RTSH■ jnAra.wep.Awo salPHONE CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST Of ALL COLLEGEELLIOTT NUGENTSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTS ASCHEirS FROLICTHEATRE55th and Ellis Ave.Weekly ProgramTuesday, Nov. 22Eddie Cantor in“KID BOOTS”Wednesday, Nov. 2420th Century Non Professional RevueBuck Jones in“30 BELOW ZERO”Thursday, Friday, Nov. 25-26Continuous Performance Thanksgiving DayMilton Sills in“MEN OF STEEL”Saturday, Nov. 27Doable Feature ProgramGeorge Sidney in“ULUONAIRES”and Peter B. Kyne’s Story“WAR PAINT”Sunday, Nov. 28May Allison in‘THE CITY”COMING THURSDAY * FRI/JAY. Dee.2nd and 3rd. RICHARD DIX iu"THE QUARTERBACK"Opportunity and inclination to excel inathletics may have never been yours.Yet every man or woman demands atleast self-consideration as first team ma¬terial—during college and in after years.^Jry this'systemMake just one whole meal of whole wheat everyday. SHREDDED whole WHEAT contains all thePROTEINS, SALTS, CARBOHYDRATES and VITAMINSyour body craves, properly balanced for completedigestibility and assimilation. Also BRAN—all thatyou need to regulate your digestion for the dayand to throw off the poison of less healthful foods.Have your Shredded Wheat served with milk orcream and sugar, with fruits and berries or in manyother appetizing ways. Start now to get fit and keepfit. If interested, write for our booklet—“Fifty Waysof Serving Shredded Wheat.” THE SHREDDED WHEATCOMPANY', Niagara Falls, N. Y.SHREDDEDWHEATMAKE IT A DAILY HABITTHE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1926 PtC* ThraoFro*h-Var*ity Re¬serve game postponed. The Daily SPORTS MaroonPSI ITS BEATALPHA DELTA PHIC. T. S. Clinches Grad LeagueTide With EaseSome exceptionally fast touchballgames were played amid snowflakesyesterday afternoon. The Psi U.’swon their play-off with the AlphaDelts 6-0; Kappa Sigs shoved overtwo touchdowns to nose out the PhiGams 12-6; and Phi Sigma Deltagave the D. U.’s a 12-0 beating.The only score of the Psi U-AlphaDelt game, which decided the 0-0 tie iof last week, was made in the firstminute of the second half whenGeorge Lott intercepted an AlphaDelt pass and threw it to Sheldonwho scored. Although Lott and Gor¬don broke away repeatedly for longruns they were unable to cross thegoal line. Alpha Delts seemed headedfor a certain touchdown at one timebut a fumble broke the march. PatKelly performed best for the losers.Sherubel opened the scoring forKappa Sig by taking a lateral passon the kickoff and running it for atouchdown. Crooks scored the sec¬ond touchdown for the Kappa Sigsby receiving a short pass. The PhiGams made their scores after work¬ing it down the field; Schaffer finallyrunning it over the line. Both teamsthreatened repeatedly.The D. U. offensive was too ef¬fectively squelched by the Phi Sigsto make the result of the gamedoubtful. The Phi Sigs scored first•by receiving a punt in mid-field andreturning it with a series of shortpasses for a score. Beiles scored thesecond touchdown.The Chicago Theological Semin¬ary won the graduate touchballchampionship by running wild overthe Gamma Eta Gamma to the ex¬tent of 18-0. Carpenter with a runof 40 yards; Wilcox with a 50 yardjaunt, and a short gallop by Hall ac¬counted for the C. T. S. scoring. TheC. T. S. won all their league gameswith ease. Tuesday MorningEnds Grid Career With Credit November 23, 1926 Maroon All - Con¬ference teams to¬morrow.Finals of Women’sHockey On TodayToday’s hockey games will decidethe winner in the women’s champion¬ship tournament. Seniors had a hardtime beating sophomores yesterdayby a score of 1 to 0 while freshmendefeated juniors 2 to 1. Seniors willface freshman in the play-off today.The icy condition of the field slow¬ed up the playing. It was too slip¬pery for the forward lines to makepassing attacks really effective.You can score big—andenjoy every minute of thegame in a cosy SaundersSystem coupe or sedan.A party of five can driveto out-of-town gamescheaper than rail fare —an4 on your own schedule.Come in and figure it out.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St Standing out in the Maroon’s bril¬liant overhead game against the Bad¬gers last Saturday was Lorrie Apitz, pictured above, who was on the re¬ceiving end of numerous long passes.It was his last game.Captain Ball TeamsTo Eat, Then PlayCaptain-ball players will hold adinner tonight at 6:15 in the maingymnasium of Ida Noyes hall to cele¬brate the final game of the tourna¬ment which will be played later inthe evening. Tickets may be pur¬chased from team captains and Jose¬phine Sibbold, representative ofwomen’s minor sports, who is incharge of the affair. BEST BOWLER TOBE AWARDED CUPAnother incentive to the Univer¬sity bowlers comes in the form ofsilver loving cups one of which is tobe offered each month to the manwith the high individual score. Thecup will be kept by the winner as apermanent trophy. According toBill King who is in charge of the al¬leys, this month is still open to any¬one who desires to compete for thefirst of this series of awards. THIRTY-THREEYEARLINGS GETGRID NUMERALSFourteen Reserve Awards;Grades To DetermineSweatersAs a fitting close to the FreshmanFootball season yesterday evening abanquet was held for the entire squad.After the dinner, through an inter¬view with A. A. Stagg Jr., it waslearned that thirty-three numerateand fourteen reserve numerals wereawarded. The garments will not beawarded until January. Those whoreceive a “C” or better will win aheavy sweater and those under “C”get a jersey.The following men received num¬erals: A. Abbott, Oak Park; C. Al¬ger, U. High; D. Bartnofsky, Emer¬son High; H. Bloom, Hyde Park; D.Brown, Hyde Park; W. Burgess,Oak Park; C. Best, Taylorville, Ill.;H. Campbell, Kalamazoo, Mich.; D,B. Daniels, Terre Haute; H. Duskin;W. Eickenberry, Peru, Ind.; F. Froe-berg, Lindblom; R. Graves, East Chi¬cago: R. Gray, U. High; M. Greer,Danville, Ill.; W. Hagens, H. Hedeen,Lindblom; A. Haywood, Oshkosh,Wis.; G. Haywood, Oshkosh, Wis.;H. Hoffert, Downers Grove; M. Hola-han, U. High; H. Jersild, Neenah,(Continued on page 4) ‘NAVY’ SINKS ‘ARMY’, IN FROSHGRID BATTLE; SUPS AND FUMBLESBRING SCORE, THRILLS FOR FANSresorted to a kicking duel with theNavy holding the edge.Close BattleIt looked like a 0 to 0 game, untillate in the fourth quarter when the“breaks” started to come. Little slipshere and there had characterized the(Continued on page 4)Army (0) Navy (7)Daniels LE VinsonJersill LT StewartG. Haywood LG CooperMay C BrownEickenberry RG McNareGraves RT BartonskiHedeen RE FroebergAlgiers Q3 KnowlesL. Haywood LH HofferCampbell RH BluhmWatrous FB BestSubstitutions—(Army): Marshall,Meigs, Morrison, Wakeland.(Navy)—Dubski, Duskin, Eddy,Eisenstein, Gray, Novak, Malcheoki,Wrightsman.By Tom StephensonThe “Navy” slipped one over onthe “Army” yesterday and mon ahard-fought post-season battle 7 to 0when two Frosh elevens staged a lit¬tle warfare on the ice-covered grid¬iron of Stagg Field.Fumbles paved the way to the lonescore. Both teams had tough sled¬ding in the heavy snow-storm andfound their early attempts in openrunning plays of no avail against theslip-shod conditions. The lines putup a stonewall defense to smother at¬tempts at line-bucking and the game Thundering HerdLoses Seven MenThe Maroon and Gold footballteam will enter their 1927 seasonwithout the services of seven regularmembers of this year’s team. In otherwords, Minnesota students and alum¬ni had their last chance to seeCaptain Roger Wheeler, Eob Pep-law, Neil Hyde, George Tuttle, DocMatchan, Jack O’Brien and Joe Gor-dn perform on the gridiron lastSaturday in the Memorial stadium inthe traditional Michigan-Minnesotaclash.Captain Wheeler, stellar-end,Hyde, tackle, and Peplaw, one of thespeedest backs that Minnesota everhad, are three men who have beenconsistent starters on the Gophereleven. Matchan, O’Brien, Tuttle andGordon have seen in action in mostof the games this season.Ghristmas &ve’tropicalcratersA Delightful 15 Day ChristmasVacation Beginning Dec. 22Cunard and Anchor Lines haveyf) arranged a special 15-day Christmasvacation cruise to the warmth of the WestIndies abc ard the S.S. FRANCONIA, sailingfrom New York December 22, returningJanuary 6. Itinerary includes Porto Rico,Jamaica, Havana, Bahamas. Make yourreservations early. Rates from $200 up.No Passports RequiredSee your college agent or apply140 North Dearborn St., Chicago, 111.C9 RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandIDancing From 8:30 P.M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarPage f our THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 1926Jfie ~ ; >^ WhistleFORTUNATELYTHE WISCONSIN GAME COMESBUT ONCE A YEAR,and we're not referring to footballeither! ! Dickinson RatingGives WolverinesBig Ten TitleTHE Inter-fraternity Ball will begraced by the presence, direct fromthe cast of The Vagabond King ofMisses Vera Dean and Bema Dean.Of course all this is quite acceptable,but wouldn’t it seem very muchmore logical to have a college affairof this sort atetnded by a Woman’sDean?FROM the University of Cincinnatidaily comes the definition:“An Agnostic is a person who says‘I don’t believe in anything, thankGod!”IDEALISTReality hangs as a tattered veilOver things I know to be.Soiled facts, like tawdry drapings,hideIdeals I cannot see.But now and then the rag of factIs rent by a careless stroke —Though Fortune’s Gods resent theact,Fire glimers through the smoke.That is why, my love, I gaze at youWith hard and intent eyes—To catch a glimpse of your IdealWhich cannot tell me lies.—AstoniphronqueNOW that the McKinlock campus,has been completed the entire North¬western Law school will march, fromthe old building m the loop, to theirnew home. The faculty membersare confident, if they can get thegroup safely past the State and Lake,that the parade will be a success!TO AN OLD LOVERTonight I have seen within your eyesAll of the old desire,All the old love and fire,But I am calmer now. . . and wise.Tonight I have heard your ancientvows retold,With dear persuasiveness,And well feigned tenderness,But though I listened I remainedquite cold.And even when you pressed your lipsupon my fingers,It did not matter much.How could you thrill me with yourtouch,When on my lips another’s swift kisslingers.)h, you have come too late. . too late£ven as sunshine dries the dew,Another’s smile has dried my tearsfor you,^nd what was love is almost. . hate .—Peter PanNow You’ll Get ItDear Turk:These be three things I hate—freshmen, athletes, and campus wom¬en !—DirtyCLASSES after Thanksgiving day.Was it for this that our founder-father got gasoline up to twentycents a gallon?FRED HOBSCHEID posed for anIde collar ad in a recent Collier’s!This, it will be seen, is a fatal after-math to the Maroon Beauty Contestwhich was engineered last year insuch a manner that Hobbie was elect¬ed as the “Handsomest Man OnCampus.” The joke, we admit, is onus.... but anyhow, th&t darn stiffcollar is on Hobscheid.—TERRIBLE TURK Conference StandingMichigan 5 0 24.00Northwestern 5 0 22.00Purdue 2 1 19.38Ohio 3 1 18.75Minnesota 2 2 17.50Wisconsin 3 2 17.08Illinois 2 2 15.00Indiana 0 4 10.00Iowa 0 5 10.00Chicago 0 5 10.00Michigan wins the Big Ten cham¬pionship according to the Dickinsonrating standing that was issued lastnight by Frank C. Dickinson, orig¬inator of the system.Northwestern won four gamesfrom opponents who did not win aconference game, whereas Michiganwon from four of the strongestteams in the Big Ten circuit, namely,Illinois, Minnesota, Ohio and Wis¬consin.Wisconsin, which stands sixth inrank, has a strong team and has re¬corded victories over three of thesame opponents that Northwesterndid, but when it met Purdue it play¬ed a tie game, whereas the Wildcatsdefeated the Boilermakers.“NAVY” SINKS “ARMY”7-0 IN GRID BATTLE tempted drop kick by Haywood ofthe cadets. Eddy, Navy wingmanpicked up the ball and ran down theside line, to the Army 15 yard linebefore being tackled. Line-bucksbrought four yards in two downs anda forward pass on the next one wasintercepted by Campbell five yardsfrom the goal. In an attempt tokick out of danger, a wide pass fromthe Army center was fumbled byWake land and Vinson and Stewart,both of the Navy, fell on the ball be¬hind the goal line for the lone score jof the game. Bluhm kicked goal.With two minutes left to play, theArmy used a lateral pass trick playon receiving the kick-off and almcoCmade it good, Algiers running theball back to the Navy 30 yard line.More passes were used in the lastminute attempt but proved unsuc¬cessful.Statistics for the game show thatthe victors made only one first downall afternoon, while the Army garner¬ed three The former team tried ninepasses, of which two were complete,four incomplete, and three intercept¬ed. The losers completed three outof eight attempted passes. H. Riddell, U. High; C. Stewart, Lo-gansport, Ind.; T. Vinson, HydePark; V. Watrous, Hyde Park; B.Wattenburg, HarrisonDELTHO PLEDGES side suite at $8.50. Single rooms. eges. S. Michael, 5406 Michigan. Ken-housekeeping $5.00.TO RENT—Large room with clos¬et. With or without light housekeep¬ing. In private family. $5.00 week.5727 Maryland.Deltho announces the pledging ofMarjorie Williamson and GeraldineHaecker of Chicago.CLASSIFIED33 YEARLINGS GET GRIDNUMERALS(Continued from page 3)play for three long quarters, butnear the middle of the last period the“big slips” came along and providedthe scoring and most of the thrillsfor the day.Breaks HelpThe slight advantage which thegobs commanded in the punting duelhad worked the cadets back to their20 yard line. A punt to mid-fieldwas dropped by the Navy receiverand Hedeen, Army end, scooped itup but was brought down from be¬hind. A few minutes later “thegobs” got the break when two line¬men broke through to block an at- (Continued from page 3)Wis.; W. Knowles, Fargo, N. D.; H.Malchski, Pittsburg; A. May, Harri¬son Tech; R. McNare, Muskegon; C.McCurry, Englewood; H. Menden¬hall, Terre Haute; J. Morris, Ft. Ben¬ton, Mont.; F. Seidner, Marshall; M.Sanderby, Lindblom; B. Wakeland,Moline, Ill.; E. 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