Team’s lastchance to win—your chance toyell.VoL 27. No. 35. ffltje Batlp illaroonUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926 p—=Yell like theyI fight and the sea¬son ends well.Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?Ufapage mcmvsenstehei LAST CHANCE FOR MAROONS(Above) (Right) *Captain Doyle Harmon, the Bad- Crofoot, who played a good gamegers triple threat halfback, will lead against the Maroons at quarterbackthe Cardinal assault on the Maroons, last year, now plays at half.All Photos Courtesy of the Chicago Evening American.Doyle Harmon Leads BadgersNine Maroon Players to MakeLast Bow on Stagg Field TodayWith the end of the football seasonwith us, “the melancholy days arecome, the saddest of the year.” Thatis, they are come for dyed-in-the-woolfootball fans, but some others of us,who have followed Mr. Stagg’s hoysin their forlorn quest, have no regretsthat the tumult and the shouting havedied for good and all. Aside from thelack of satisfaction the Maroons havegot for themselves and their support¬ers, we see, in reviewing the situationcertain other things. Northwestern,for instance, going into its last gamethis afternoon, has just about thebest chance it ever had to burn bon¬fires or Sigma Chi houses in Evans¬ton on legitimate grounds. It lookslike the first championship for Thistle-thwaite’s team since Potter. Van Du-zen and Bloop wore the Purple back in’96.* * * *Again, there is the possibility of Mr.Stagg’s team not meeting Mr. This-tlethwaite’s next fall. It all startedwhen somebody got hold of a letterwritten by a loyal Northwestern oldgrad to one of the Purple athleteswhen he was yet a boy in high school,saying that dear old N. U. had thebest School of Musical Appreciationin the whole country and here was acheck, so why don’t you come toEvanston. It would not have been so SEASON’S RECORDSCHICAGOChicago 12; Florida 6.Chicago 21; Maryland 0.Chicago 0; Pennsylvania 27.Chicago 0; Purdue 6.Chicago 0; Ohio State 18.Chicago 0; Illinois 7.Chicago 7; Northwestern 38.WISCONSINWis. 38; Cornell College 0.Wisconsin 13; Kansas 0.Wisconsin 0; Purdue 0.Wisconsin 27; Indiana 2.Wisconsin 10; Minnesota 16.Wisconsin 0; Michigan 37.Wisconsin 20; Iowa 10.Mr. Anderson Nine Maroons, four df them lettermen, five hoping to be, play their lastgame on Stagg field this afternoon.Captain Wallie Marks, finishing histhird year as regular on the Maroonteam, sings his swan song today whenhe leds the revamped Maroon teamagainst the Badgers in a last attemptto bring a conference victory home toChicago this year.Stan Rouse and Bert McKinney,the two boys who have worked in Ma¬roon jerseys before and are wearers ofthe “C,” will play the half positionsonce more, with Stan trying to bootthe oval for ninety yard punts andMcKinney tirelessly running up anddown the field, he hopes, for touch¬downs. Hobart Neff is the last ofthe “C” men to leave this year. Neffhas spent the year digging holes inopposing lines at the guard position.Of the five remaining lads, LaurieApitz. the long end of Wallie’s heavies,is the most certian to carry away withhim a “C”. Laurie is the boy who hasgotten under the few complete Ma¬roon passes of the season and is re¬sponsible f or some stellar runs.On the line, there is Greenebaum atough and heavy guard .who should beable to stop everything that Wisconsinsends through to his side. Greenbaumwould also like to wear a “C” duringthe rest of his sojourn at the Uni¬versity.Olwin, sub-center, and Cameronand Cochrane, sub-linemen, are othervaluable players to be lost by gradua¬tion. STAGG TEAM ISDESPERATE FORBADGER UPSETExpect Wide Open GameIn Spite OfSnowBy Milton S. MayerIn the snow at Valley Forge, GeorgeWashington, his army crippled andbowed by defeat, pulled a sneaker onthe British.In the snow of Stagg Field somecentury and a half later, Amos AlonzoStagg, his badly-bent team rolled inthe gutter on five consecutive occa¬sions, intends to pull a sneaker onWisconsin.Fight For TieAnd dope—material, circumstances,achievement—tells us that Fate, orsomebody, has saved Chicago’s dessertfor the last game of the season, thatthe Maroons have their best and onlychance to cop a conference fuss thisafternoon, that of two mediocre teamsCoach Stagg has the more determinedAnd Coach Stagg will pull a sneaker,as sneakers, go in the scheme ofthings, by holding the Cardinals to ascoreless tie, or, better yet. makingwhat the boys call a touchdown andthereby raising his conference scoringto fourteen diamond-studded points.Chicago’s ChanceEvery football team, saith the wise,wins one football game. Indeed,' Wis¬consin hung up the hides of Indiana(Continued on page 2)came the Tiny Lewis episode, whichdidn’t help matters any. And so thingsstand until the schedule making meet¬ing early next month.* * * *For the rest, Minnesota ought tohave a crushing team next year, withthe whole hackfield and practically allthe line back again. Ohio ought to bea great offensive combination in 1927,and Mr. Stagg’s b ovs (coming backto them once more) won’t be so bad,if present indications mean anything.Illinois will have its Peters, its Lanumand its Timm, who certainly will beall right next season, with Bob Zup-pke to talk about Greek myths andthe Nordic complex between plays.All in all, it should be “the greatestseason yet." And now if you will,to the business in hand....a certainfootball team named Wisconsin. Crofoot Cuts Capers Today •Stagg Interviewed; Gives RealDope on Football Letter AwardsBy Victor RoterusThat this fall’s Maroon footballplayers would not be awarded the tra-dit onal major “C” owing to their dis¬astrous season has been current talkfor the last two weeks and since theNorthwestern game has been acceptedas gospel truth.Coach A. A. Stagg dispelled thisrumor for the most part when ap¬proached by the writer last night.“Mostly idle talk,” Stagg said. “But Idid tell the boys before the North¬western game that the playing of someof them did not warrant a letter.” Mr.Stagg insisted, however, that he andthe team were primarily concernedwith tJie Badger game. Asked if to¬day’s game had any bearing on letterawards he answered with an emphat¬ic “yes.”So there’s the answer to the letterquestion. Just how much bearing to¬day’s game will have on the situationwe must “wait and see.”Wally’s Last GamePROBABLE LINE-UPWisconsin ChicagoCameron LE ApitzLeitl LT LewisSchuette LG GreenebaumWilke C K. RouseVon Bremer RG WolffStraubel RT WeislowBurrus RE SpenceCrofoot QB FultonHarmon, c LHB AndersonRose RH.B S. RouseKresky FB Marks, cOFFICIALS •Referee—F. E. Birch (Earlham)Umpire—R. C. Haston (Parsons.)Field Judge—H. B. Hackett (WestPoint.)Head Linesman—E. H. Young (Il¬linois' Wesleyan.)-Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926(Hi?? Satlg iflarmmFOUNDKD IN 1001THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturdax, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:M.60 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March IS,IS06. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris ..Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer ..Advertising ManagerTom Stephenson Tied ICr tscl niGeorge JonesA1 Widdjfield Robert Massey .. Classified Adv. Mgr.Madge Child Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRoselle F. Moss Edward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein .Sophomore AssistantRobert SternVictor Roterus ..Assistant Sports Editor..Assistant Sports Editor Myron FulrathHarry E. Axon. Jr ..Sophomore Assistant.Sophomore AssistantDonald GallagherJack McBrady ..Sophomore Assistant...Sophomore AssistantKathryn Sandmeyer.... Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon /....Sophomore Editor Wallace Nelson ..Sophomore AssistantA CREDITABLE SEASONDIG TEN football teams play their last Conference games today.^ This is usually the time that we take stock of the season andlook back upon our record to see what we can see. Big Ten coacheswill meet next week to juggle schedules for 1927 and before long thescribes will be selecting the teams that never play, the all-everythingbunch.Chicago has had a creditable season. True we have not won aconference game to date, and this afternoon is our last chance to liftthe stigma of not having won a conference game in 1926. Still Chi¬cago has had a creditable season.The University of Chicago is the only school that has success¬fully supported the decision of conference schools to discourage longfootball excursions. The team went to Pennsylvania virtually alone.Other schools reported large excursions with two and three sectionspecial trains carrying the rooters.Chicago is the only school in the confeence that has stood bythe decision to admit free to games only 100 band musicians. Forthis Chicago has been ridiculed and berated, but the “Old Man” haskept the agreement he made with other schools, even where theyhave failed to keep it.Every man on the Maroon squad has a legitimate right to be play¬ing football for Chicago. No favors, no unreasonable inducements,no stretching of scholarship grades to meet eligibility rules have al¬lowed men to play against other schools.In spite of the fact that Chicago has steadily lost its games, theMaroons have played to huge crowds all through the season. Purdue,Ohio, Illinois, Northwestern and the Badger game today have alldrawn crowds above 40,000. Three of the games, Illinois, North¬western and Wisconsin played to full stadiums._Pep sessions have been great successes for every game. Cheer¬ing at the games has steadily grown in volume. The second annualHomecoming at the University imbibed the spirit raised for the Il¬linois game and went over big. And above all, the team has putout all it had.So to the nine men who play their last game here this afternoonwe say, “It was a creditable season." To the student body, the fac¬ulty and the rest of the Big Ten, we say “It was a creditable season."Requiscat in pace.STAGG TEAM ISDESPERATE FORBADGER UPSET(Continued from page 1)and Iowa—two more or less weak ag¬gregations. Jimmy Phelan’soutfit failed to make the one counteragainst the Madison lads that theyshoved across the home lot. Minne¬sota outplayed Coach Little by morethan a 16-10 score, and Michigan, anhonest-to-God football team, had touse an adding machine. Everybody(now this hurts me worse than itdoes you) cleaned up, more or less, onour own sturdy chappies.Captain Marks, Anderson (the triplethreat man who is back in the gamein perfect condition and doped to dosome heavy work), McKinney, and Stan Rouse are going to do better atexecuting Father Stagg’s plays thanthey have done this season. This sea¬son is one of the worst we Chicagoanshave ever seen. Though the green linehas developed rapidly, the attack hasfailed to come through. It may dothat today, whei%in lies the sneaker.Coach Little’s Badgers got off to afair start this season hut reboundedwith a terrific squeal when they hitthe conference. The line, while pow¬erful. falls far short of the stonewallcondition, and the offense, like Chi¬cago’s never did materialize. Rosedoes the passing, and oh! how well.He and Kresky, both sophomores, aregood for plenty ground, while Cap¬tain Harmon, Crofoot, and Barnum,the latter a three-sport man, carry theball with results. A man named Welch seemed to be in the line-up againstIowa. Harmon and Barnum do thebooting, and not much better thanMcDonough or Rouse.The game will be wide open, if thisand that mean anything. Wisconsin,principally Rose, completed ten oftwelve attempts at passing againstIowa. The Staggmem’s only scorewas made on a pass, and pass, pass,pass, has been the byword aroundthese parts all week. And the re¬juvenated formations that didn’t suc¬ceed against Northwestern, are anoth¬er reason for giving Chicago the break-on dope.If Maroon oats victorious, hooray—we didn’t think they could do it. IfMaroon droops in defeat—oh well, itisn’t “the fact that you’re dead thatcounts, but only how did you die?”THE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTComer 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women.College and Loca>Fraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in our own factoryA wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on displavYou’ll Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSManufacturing Jeweler*27 East Monroe Street, Chicago. Ill — BATTLING BADGERy OUR PREDICTIONSChicago 0; Wisconsin 0.’Northwester^ 6; Iowa 0.Michigan 14; Minn. 7.Purdue 6; Indiana 0.Ohio State 0; Illinois 3.Jeff Burrus, All-Conference end,also Captains theWisconsin crew.ORCHESTRASCONTINUOUS DANCINGEVERY NIGHT 7 PM -2 A.MFUGAR NIPPRESENTSSAM WAMBYAND HIS SINGING SYNCOPATORSDEWEY SEIDELAND HIS HARMONY ARTISTSTHESE TWO ORCHESTRASARE CREATING A THRILL¬ING SENSATION AMONGM0SIC AND DANCE-LOVERSTHE GOLDEN LILY CAFEESTABLISHED 19F5*LONG NOTED FOR GOOD FOOD AND GOOD MUSIC^E. GARFIELD BLVD.309AT THE V» Te"THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926 Page ThreeFRATERNITIES ARE THE BUNK—U. ofN. PROFESSOR-MEMBERWolverines,N. U. RaceFor TitleMinnesota and Iowa F aceTeams Determined toWin Last GameTwo games, the outcome of whichwill decide the conference title, occu¬py the spotlight in the final settingof the Big Ten grid contests, today.Michigan and Northwestern, bothhave clean conference slates, andtheir respective games with Minne¬sota and Iowa will determine who the1926 title holder will be. In cas;both Michigan and Northwesternare defeated there will then be atriple tie between them and the win¬ner of the Ohio-Illinois game.Michigan Meets GophersMichigan, with one of the mostversatile teams in its history, willmeet a much more improved Minne¬sota team than the ojie w’hich it vie-feated. earlier in the season. CoachSpears, one of the Gophers has suc¬ceeded in rounding out -a powerfulteam, well fortified in every depart¬ment of football. Michigan is not inthe best of condition becase of theirhard fought victory, last Saturday,over Ohio state, and they must exerttheir greatest efforts to withstandthe powerful smashes of Herb Joest-ing, the Maroon and Gold ace. Nev¬ertheless Michigan is given the edgeby virtue of their season’s showing,and a powerful team, built arounda galaxy of stars. Capt. Friedman.Osterbaan, Molenda and Gilbert aremen who will keep the Northners ontheir toes at all times.The fightng Wldcats of Northwest¬ern, wll meet Iowa, at Iowa Cty,whch game Northwestern should wnand brng home the fi rst conferenceehampionshp in the history of theEvanston institution. x It hardlyseems possible, that the Hawkeyescan upset the dope and defeat sucha strong team as Northwestern.Iowa Paiiet WeekTheir decisive victory over theMaroons, showed that they are wellnigh a perfect team, co-ordinatingas a unit, in their hlockng and charg¬ing, and executing their plays withamazing accuracy. Against Wiscon¬sin,* Iowa demonstrated that theywere weak in breaking up forw’ardpasses. The overhead route is theWildcats chief offensive wreapon, andthis attack will undoubtedly be em¬ployed to down the Haw’k.sOhio State meets Illinois at Cham¬paign, n ther iannual clash. Whilethis game has no direct bearing onthe conference title, junless Michi¬gan and Northwestern should be de- MAX MASON HEADS GREEK BALL PATRONSBAND GODFATHER’SSON JOINS RANKSHarvey Greenleaf, son of theUniversity band benefactor, isevidently a chip off the old blockwhere music is concerned. Heplayed a saxophone in his HighSchool band and in the Conn In¬strument Company band and isnow playing in the Universityband.Mr. Greenleaf, president of theConn Intsrument Company in Eik-hart, Indiana, hgs in the past beenthe University Band’s benefactor.While Harvey’s older brother,Leland, was in the University,Mr. Greenleaf presented the bandwith all of their new instruments.With the new instruments, includ¬ing the world’s largest drum, toaid them the band has growTn toit’s present size. Quartette SingsFraternity Songs'President and Mrs. Max Masonwill head the patrons and patrones¬ses at the Interfraternity ball to begiven at the Shoreland next Wednes¬day. The others are: Mr. and Mrs.Chauncey Boucher, Mrs. Editn Fos-ler Flint, Mr. and Mrs. Robert V.Merrill, Mr. Frank Hurburt O’Hara,l and Mr. and Mrs. Herbert O. Crisler.“World and Man”Frosh Given FirstChance at Courses Two orchestraes, Bobby Meeker’sDrake Hotel band and the Wolver¬ines from the Book-Cadillac hotel inDetroit, will play for the ball. Therewill be a male quartette which plansto sing the various fraternity songs;and besides these animate factors,the ballroom will be decorated tocarry out college atmosphere to thenth’ degree.Freshmen, taking the course, “AGeneral Survey of the Nature of theWorld and Man,” were given prior¬ity registration. These students weregiven the opportunity to make theirappointments on November 18 and19, and other freshmen not beingallowed to make appointments tillMonday, November 22.It is of unusual significance be¬cause priority registration is usual¬ly accorded only those upperclass¬men maintaining a B average orbetter.1 Perhaps the most significant factabout the entire ball, though, is thepromise of President Mason and hiswife to be there. It all goes to showthat the University’s heads are bend¬ing every effort to instill a real re¬lationship between student body andfaculty. More than this, however,” itshows that the President, by mixingwith the campus group in its ownsurroundings and in its own atmo¬sphere, are attempting to make ofthe Undergraduate Body somethingmore in every way than it is at pres¬ent; to make it a more real, andtangible thing. BREASTED RATESPARKS ON CAMPUSProfessor Breasted, the famousEgyptologist, is the only man oncampus who rates well enough topark his car within the quadran¬gle and not receive a ticket. Ev¬ery day the maroon-colored (Pro¬fessor Breasted is loyal to hisschool) Lincoln stands outside theentrance to Haskell Oriental Mu¬seum where the professor is per¬sonally supervising the comple¬tion of the arrangement of hisdiscoveries.President Mason docc r.ct needto park in the quadrangle sincehis home is only a block from hisoffice, and Vice-President Wood¬ward may be seen arriving in achauffeur-driven Pierce Arrowlimousin which he can send homeand have call for him later.Will Prof. SargentReveal Artifices ofPrimitive Coquettes?Will Prof. Walter Sargent revealthe artifices of primitive coquettesin his lecture on ‘‘Historic Modes ofUsing Paint” next Tuesday in Kenttheater at 8? He announces that hewill demonstrate his lecture with theeasel.PIGEONS APPEAL FORFOOD; CRAVE PEANUTS‘Peanuts! We must have pea¬nuts!” Such is the heart rendingdesperate appeal made to all cam¬pus inhabitants—male and femalealike—by the pigeons passing thefeated, it will, nevertheless, be abitter struggle.Teams Evenly MatchedThere is little to choose betweenthe two teams, the Illinj boasting awin over the strong University ofPennsylvania outfit, and Ohio Statewith a record of wins over all teamsexcept Michigan. The Orange andBlue “Four Mules”: Bud Stewart,Lanum, Peters and Daugherty, willbe opposed by the Buckeye star’,Capt. Karow', Eby, Marek andGrimm.Purdue and Indiana meet at I.-t-fayette, in a game that is alwayshard fought.WISCONSIN - CHICAGOFootball Luncheon Beyond the features mentionevland the fact that the Masons willbe present, the Interfraternity coun¬cil has been rather secretive concorn-ing the definite plans. However, asit is unquestionably the social eventof the season and as the interestshown in it has been more appprent,than ever this quarter, its successseems assured.winter in the nooks and crannies ofold Ryerson. They’re brave, cour¬ageous creatures, but even theircollege educations can’t supply foodthat’s buried beneath the snow.Hence the Sally Joy Brown appealto help a friend in need.The situation has already reacheda disastrous crisis in the University“L” station where the vending r> achine was broken and the winter sup¬ply scattered to the four winds. It is rumored that he will sketchbarbaric mesdames in ape-skin jer¬kins daubing red mulberry juice ontheir cheeks, but of course that isonly idle conjecture.Prof. Sargent, head of the univer¬sity Art department, is an authorityon the history of Art. This lectureand is open to the public.COMMITTEE GREETSWISCONSIN ELEVENBoard Meets MondayThe Freshman Board of Manage¬ment will hold its second meetingof the quarter Monday in Classi s10 at 4:80. Two hours from the time theywere met at the station, one of theWisconsin team walked up to Mr.Stagg to thank him and tell him howmuch the team appreciated the con¬sideration shown them from the timethey descended the steps of thetrain until they were comfortablyinstalled in their rooms. It appearsthat, for the first time, a receptioncommittee, consisting of Prof. Mas¬sey, Jim Flexner and Jack Cusack',was sent to greet an incoming team.Whatever inconvenience was incurr¬ed has been many times repaid inresulting good feeling and appre¬ciation.Saturday noon come out to the special football luncheonat the Windermere. Avoid traffic congestion—meetyour friends—enjoy a delightful meal. Then walkleisurely over to Stagg Field for the game. After thegame—return to the Windermere for the special foot¬ball dinner.If you are coiping from out of town—a quiet comfort¬able room awaits you at the Windermere. 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Heis a fraternity man himself.In his address before the Nebras¬ka student body he classified the“bid-getting” possibilities of a Fresh¬ man on the following scale; a bigautomobile is good for at least frat¬ernity bids; other irrelevancies suchas clothing, family, looks also countbig on the scale. Psychology alsoplays a role as pointed out by thefact that if other fraternities showindications of desiring the freshmanon the auction block his stock goesup with leaps and bounds.Prof. Rice bases his opposition toinitiation on the grounds of the un¬necessary humiliation brought uponfreshman. He classifies it as merechild’s play.If Wisconsin beats Chicago thisafternoon, it will be nothing new tothe statistician whose data showsthat in the twenty-nine years of com¬petition Wisconsin has won thirteengames amassing, the sum of tli ^ehundred and fifty-three points, whileit gives Chicago credit for tweivevictories totaling up only two hun¬dred and ten points.Year Wisconsin Chicago1894 CO o 01895 12 221896 24 01897 25 81898 0 61899 0 171900 39 51901 35 . 01902 - 0 111903 6 151904 11 18 190519061907190819091910191119121913191419151916191719181919192019211922192319241926 1261003000133018 18605121901470103306020 30001307Students, Eat at theMANILA LUNCH845 E. 55th Phone Midway 7988HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD FOODCourteous Attention Given to StudentsCome and Try Our Daily Special Luncheon and SupperAlso Special Chop Suey DailyLowest Prices in the university neighborhoodQuick Service—Home Cooking—Ladies InvitedA Stevens & BkosDAYLIGHT BASEMENTJust in Time forThe Thanksgiving DanceNew EveningFrocks ft$25Frocks with snug fittingbodice ad bouffant, circul-lar or frilly skirt, in colorsthat will delight the eye andbrighten any festivity.The materials are: Taffeta,Georgette, Satin, Velvetand combinations.All the new pastel and highshades.Women’s and Misses SizesON SALE — DAYLIGHT BASEMENTV ...V ,.4, iwfci. ■ •*-r'age Foot THE DAILY MAROON, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1926A TVhistliREPENTANCEHe read my silly, scribbled rimesAnd thought that he had read myheart.He loved me truly for one day,And then said, “It is time to part.”This is the plaintive tune I singNow, that he’s gone beyond recall—“Why didn’t I wait till he’d called meupFor a date to the Interfraternity Ball?”—Marjorlaine earnings from her professional tenniscareer “net profit?”—PookyAS we have mentioned before, thereare eleven football players in Arty’sScott's History 242 class. We earnest¬ly hope that the numerals on the backof their jerseys do not represent theirgrades for the quarter!Talking of football—wonder if thegirl who sat next to us at the Floridafracas has finally learned that Mr.Stagg does not substitute two quartersand a halback for every fullbck hetakes out of the game.PROFESSOR John Rice of theUniversity of Nebraska says, “Frater¬nities are stupid and worthless. Menare not rushed according to their in¬dividual calibres, buf according to ma¬terial possessions* For example, abig automobile is good for at least five'fraternity bids ” Well, well ....and the Greek directory shows theprofessor to be a full-fledged Deke. Wealways wondered about the basis forsome of their rushing. IN REPLYYou ask that I remember youAnd fear I may forget. I cannot tell—nor understandMy friend, why you should setSuch value on rememberingThat you should sigh and yet...If so you must remembered beA secret I’ll betray....Sometimes one’s mood is different inNovember than in May.—Sis they say, “Look, balloons are goingup!”—PookyTHERE is no doubt but that theteam should have sung as they splash¬ed across the wet swamp that was theNorthwestern field last Saturday. Justthink how appropriate the “Song ofthe C” would have been!, Yes, But Think of the PrettyGirls Who Sell Them!Dear GeoG:Balloons at today’s game are selling Jat a quarter apiece instead of the cus¬tomary fifteen cent tax. After the firsttouchdown when the sky is cloudedwith these Maroon symbols of tri¬umph, will the people outside of Staggfield be speaking ambiguously when | University have been chosen as^'hosts’’ for the Army-Navy ball. Sincethere are going to be one h nudredand lift campus \vomen at the affair,the duty of the hosts will be tri seethat all of the &irls get home all right.That means ten girls to a man. Ohwell, now we’ll see what kind of atraining these football mixers, Psi Utea dances, etc., give a fellow!—GeoGWE rise in indignation, though,when the Professor goes on to say,“Initiations are mere child’s play.” De¬spite everything that the poets say, anaching HEART is not the only thingthat a person can bitterly remember.No! Merely Her PyleGeoG: »Would you call Suzanne Lenglen’sWilliam R. Rothstein’sNEW MOULINROUGE CAFE416 South WabashTONIGHT!HALHIXONLATE of the “ZIEGFELD FOLLIES”& His Boy Friend HARRY HARTHeading a NewCOLOSSAL REVUEFRED HAMMand the Boss’ Own OrchestraDoors Open 8 P. M. 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