Pep meet inMandel tonightstirs team for lastchance againstBadgers.Vol. 27. No. 34 GHje ^atlp jHaroon Campus wom¬en sit tight asArmy - Navy ballbids delay in ap¬pearing.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1926 Price Five CentoWHAT of IT?meow MORpENSTEf^NIf, one of these crisp days, you seea gaunt figure standing on the streetcorner amidst the Hurries of snow,tinkling a tamborine and singing:“Put a nickel in the drum.And you’ll be saved."don't be startled if, on closer inspec¬tion, that figure should turn out to|,e none other than your correspon¬dent. For, the fact is, I have, if natactually come to Jesus, at least tak¬en a couple of steps in His directionsince you last heard from me. It alli> the work of the University “Y”over at the Reynolds Club. They maynick another notch in the binding ofthe family Bible; another soul hasbeen saved, another convert claimed.And it all happened because of a pieceof pumpkin pie, a cup of coffee and adoughnut! Strange, indeed, arc theways of the Lord.* * *Now, you must understand, in timesprevious to this miraculous reclama¬tion, ‘‘the Y" had, if anything sufferedat my hands at such times that I gaveit any consideration at all. I had beenpuzzled »about just what this ‘workth' Y is doing," of which I had oftenheard, was. There were, of course, thedi-cussion groups fostered by the or¬ganization. But these I dismissed per¬functorily a? bands of simple souls get¬ting together and (in the words ofDr. Johnson) ‘‘having a good talk”about such elevating things as the re¬spective opportunities of amassingwhat Clarence Harrow calls “units ofpleasure” in Heaven and Hell. Then,again, there were the first and secondCabinets, the othcerships, etc.—open¬ings through which many a smoothboy who later attained eminence incampus affairs got his start. And so,“th* Y” was, for long years, a dud asa spiritual haven, and its functionswere chiefly, as has been indicated, theproviding of nice, warm rooms forbunches of not-too-smart young fel¬lows to get together in, and a placefor the campus slickers to polish them¬selves up into finished politicians. So,naturally, my respect for the ghostlysociety over on the second floor of theReynolds Club was limited.* * * *But, as I say, all this is changednow. I see the “great work th’ Y isdoing” clearly. I am cognizant of “theheling hand it is extending to tnestudent, plodding up life’s highway."I am all for the Y. M. C. A. It hap¬pened this way. Yesterday afternoonone of my friends and l were hasten¬ing back through the sweeping snowto the Maroon office. Our path laythrough the corridor outside the Rey¬nolds Club, since we took the oppor¬tunity to get out of the cold by goingthat way. On our way up this hall,we looked for a moment into the cof¬fee shop, our faces pressed against thepanes. Never did the left-over pie fromthe Commons and the coffee steamingin its storage vat look better thanthen. But, as is the way with thosewho unselfishly devote themselves to1 he Maroon, we had no money. Witha sigh, we were about to pass on,when all at once, looking through thewindows across the hall, we saw &gladening sight.* * * *1 here was pie—and even betterlooking pie than in the Coffee Shop—and coffee, too, and more—doughnuts.They were being freely dispensed. Afriendly hand beckoned to' us. Wewent within. Pumpkin pie, coffee, andthose doughnuts which we saw werepressed upon us. With them came that"good word” that we ask for with ourham in the B. & G. sandwich shops•••.and so infrequently get. Our spir¬its revived. The cold thawed from us.Ouf hearts were warm for our fellow-tnan. They still are, when we recollectthe happy moment. It was the Yopen house. We were sorry we couldnot stay for the discussion meeting af¬terwards. But still, I feel we are bet¬ter men for our experience with thespiritual arm of the university, slightas it may have been. PEP ROOTERS FOR BADGERSPSI UPSILONS TOOPEN HOUSE FORFIRST TEA DANCEMusic Provided By Jones’Cooper - CarltonOrchestraGeorge Jones’ Cooper-Carlton or¬chestra will furnish the music for thefirst of a series of Settlement Nighttea dances to be given today from4 to 6 at the Psi Upsilon house. Prom¬inent alumnae of the University willact as hostesses.Three hundred tickets have beenprinted to be sold at 25 cents apiece.Six prominent campus women, MarionBloom, Claire Davis, Rosalind Hamm,Florence Herzman, Margaret Newton,and Kleanor Scully, have been chosento take charge of the distribution oftickets.Punch and cookies will be served asrefreshments. Proceeds from the saleof tickets will be clear profit, madepossible by donations of the clubs andfraternities. The expense of the or¬chestra, refreshments and the printingof tickets for this week’s dance willbe defrayed by donations from AlphaDelta Phi, Alpha Sigma Phi, BetaTheta Pi, Chi Psi, Delta Sigma Phi,Delta Tau Delta, Delta Upsilon, Kap¬pa Nu, Phi Gamma Delta, and PsiUpsilon fraternities.Following in this series of teadances, will be one next Wednesdayfrom 4 to 6 at the Phi Kappa Sigmahouse. 1These dances have been annual af- jfairs and hav ebeen a large contribut¬ing item to the Settlement driveswhich have been held at the L niver-sity in previous years. Sell Orange TagsTuesday to SwellSettlement FundSettlement Tag Day is next Tues¬day.Bright, orange tags will designatethose students who have establishedthemselves as philanthropists in no mat¬ter how small a way, and all moneycollected will go to the betterment ofthe conditions "back of the yards.”The leaders of the groups which areto sell the tags, will meet Monday noonin Cobb 206 where all details will be ex¬plained and tags will be given out. (Itis absolutely necessary that every onebe there, they claim.The various groups are captained bythe following: Sigma, Harriett Lemon;(Juadrangler, Kdythe Mariani; Esoteric,Katherine Rose; Chi Ro Sigma, Mar¬ion Plimpton; Pi Delta Phi, Herberta(Continued on page 2)LAWYERS BATTLEFOR CLASS JOBSMax Swiren Chosen HeadOf Senior ArbitersLawyers OrganizeBridge TourneyAs Books PallEmerging intact from an epidemicof precampaign hot air, the Law schoolwill attempt some diversive excitementin the way of a bridge tournament.Entrance fee for all who wish to en¬ter is fifty cents, and contestants mustsee Sidney Podolsky or Marty Solo¬mon. A meeting to determine finaldetails will be held when the entry listis complete. Teams of two are pre¬ferred.Some sort of prize for the winnersof the play is expected to be put up.according to those in charge of thetournament. The leading team mayalso enter in the intramural tourna¬ment later in the year.ROOT HEADS SAINTNICHOLAS PHOENIXThe St. Nick number of the Phoe¬nix will be the staff’s Christmas pres¬ent to the student body. This issuewill be edited by James Root, the as¬sistant editor. The St. Nick numberwill be the feature number of thisquarter.. An increase of eight pagesis to be one of the attractions of thisissue.Dinner Or Mixer?Frosh Vote MondayFreshman chapel Monday will bepartly given over to a vote for thepurpose of deciding which is most de¬sired, a class dinner or a class mixer.The Board will hold its second meet¬ing of the quarter next Monday Close races with but one exceptionfeatured the annual Law school elec¬tions yesterday. Officers were chosenfrom the senior, junior and freshmanclasses.Max Swiren, the one exception tothe close ballotting was unanimouslychosen to guide the Senior law arbitersfor the coming year. Walter A. Chev-erot was selected as vice-president andH. Marjorie Carrol was unapposedfor the office of secretary. The Coun¬cil members are: Robert L. Hunter,Henry J. Scarry and Joseph R. Har¬mon.The Junior class decided upon G. B.Patterson as president; C. M. Mur¬phy, vice-president; B. W. Friedman,secretary; Leopold H. Arnstei n,treasurer; and Stewart Mulvihill, PaulC. Matthews, and Henry Wiehofen ascouncillors.For the Freshmen, F. W. Andersonis president; H. Sackett is vice-presi¬dent; George R. Holbrook is secretary,Tom Mulroy is treasurer; tuul Chris(Continued on page 2)PHI BETES TO HEARGEOLOGY AUTHORITYLECTURE ON JAPAN 2,000 STUDENTSTO JAM MANDELAT LASTJIESSIONThree Coaches, Nine MenTo Lead Meetingfor Last GameNine football men playing their lastgame for Old Maroon, two Chicagomakers of football history of daysgone by, one wizened caretaker thir¬ty-five years of Stagg teams haven’trobbed of his Irish, one bronzed andgrey coach whose name is a part of allthat is fine and fair in athletics, thesemen will tell twro thousand studentsa few things about their team at thefinal pep session of the year, at 7:15this evening.Team To SpeakCaptain Marks, Apitz, Cochran,Greenebaum, McKipney, Neff, Ohvin,and Stan Rouse make their final ap¬pearance in intercollegiate athleticstomorrow afternoon, and will carryout the tradition of speaking at thisgathering dedicated to them. Jim Cu¬sack, captain of the track squad, is tosupplement his classmates’ farewellswith a few words from the studentbody to the team.-The Old Man, at the close of histhirty-fifth year as builder of Maroonelevens, will make the final address ofthe-meeting, “Babe” Meigs and “Fritz"Crisler, the former a Chicago star in1906 and the latter all-American endin 1922, are due for a few words, andJimmie Twohig promises to donate aword or two.Bill Weddell is leading the cheeringgalleries in making just enough noiseto burst the walls of Mandel.John Van DrutenWill be DramaticAssociation GuestDr. J. Paul Goode of the Depart¬ment of Geology will address the Un¬dergraduate Phi Beta Kappa societytoday at 4:15'in Classics, room 20.Dr. Goode has chosen “Japan” as hissubject, and lie will illustrate his talkwith stereoptican slides. He is widelyrecognized as an authority on geol¬ogy and has published several bqpkson it. John van Druten, a young Englishplaywright whose first play. ‘YoungWoodley,” made a hit in/New York,and Glenn Hunter, who carried theleading role in that play, are to beguests at an open tea given by theDramatic association next Tuesdayafternoon at 4:30 in the Reynolds clubtheatre.For a long time it was a mysteryis to who could be the author of“Young Woodley” hut not long agoJohn van Druten was discovered asthe father of this tremendously popu-(Continued on page 4)MAROON’ TRAVELSACROSS ATLANTICCopies of The Daily Maroon arepenetrating the remote corners ofthe earth.To Germany it is simply onemore newspaper, but to Clif Utley,University alumni, it is The DailyMaroon, official publication of theUniversity. One time sports editorof the Maroon and campus corre¬spondent for the Associated Prfess,Clif is naturally interested in thepresent publication.A letter bearing a German post¬mark reached the staff recently.When opened it was found to con¬tain Clif’s regards to the staff andthe price of a subscription. BADGERS GUESTS OFUNIVERSITY W. A. A.Twenty members of the WisconsinW. A. A. will be guests of the Chicagoorganization at the annual luncheon,Saturday at noon in the sun parlors ofIda Noyes hall.Miss Gertrude Dudley, associateprofessor of physical culture, will beamong the Chicago guests. Badgersongs, and popular University tuneswill be sung to promote a friendlyspirit and heighten enthusiasm.Tickets which are sixty cents, maybe purdhased until noon today frommembers of the organization stationedin the foyer of Ida Noyes hall.Cold Winds, SnowIn Sight for GameCold today with probable snow to¬night; strong west to north-west windis the latest report of the weather bu¬reau. The bureau refused to make astatement as to the weather for thegame Saturday. ‘Athletes StudyToo Much, ” SaysCoach at CornellCan a student be an athlete and ascholar?Opinions differ. “Gloomy Gil” Do-bie, football coach at Cornell univer¬sity complains, “The time given bystudents to their academic work makesa successful football team impossible.”Centre college has the more usualtrouble of too much football, accord¬ing to the Kentucky Synod of thePresbyterian church.Dean Chauncey Boucher recom¬mends a wholesome degree of cooper¬ation of athletic and academic work.“The University does not suffer asmuch as other institutions from anover emphasis on football,” he stated.President Max Mason at Senior chapelurged the students to work equallyhard at football and studies.P EPARE CRACKDEBATING TEAMPrime Maroon SpeakersFor SydneyWarned by the debate fiasco of 1925when Cambridge men completely out¬classed the University team, facultymembers of the University are work¬ing towards developing a crack teamto meet the Sydney representativesnext Tuesday evening in Mandel hall.George Gentry, Marvin R. Schae¬fer and Max Swiren, the three veter¬an debaters who will meet the Aus¬tralians, have been working underProf. E. A. Burt on the negative sideof the question, “Resolved that thgresults of the great war have tendedtoward the peace of the world.”All three members of the Maroonteam have had wide experience in or¬atory. Swiren was director of theCook County Speaker’s LaFollette or¬ganization and a member of the speak¬er’s bureau of 1920, national Republi¬can committee.Schaefer was member of the statechampionship team of Cotner CollegeNebraska, for two years and in 1921won an extemporaneous speaking con-(Continued on page 2)RAILROAD BUSINESSWOMEN MAKE TOUROF CAMPUS SUNDAYSeventy-five women from all partsof the middle west will turn thecampus and have tea at Ida Noyes hallSunday afternoon the guests of theRailway Business Women’s Associa¬tion of Chicago.Besides Miss Cora Nelson, former¬ly of Woodlawn house, who is con¬ducting the tour, many other membersof the association are alumnae of theUniversity.JIMMY CUSACK GETSTRIP TO NEW YORKJimmy Cusack, president of theInterfraternity council and a PhiKappa Psi, is to be the University’srepresentative at the meeting ofthe National Undergraduate Inter¬fraternity council which is to beheld Nov. 25 and 26 in New YorkCity. Convention headquarters willbe at the Pennsylvania Hotel. Thedecision to send a representativewas reached last week by the coun¬cil at the meeting at which it com¬pleted plans for the InterfraternityBall. ARMY-NAVY BALLINVITATIONS NOTBEEN SENT YETGirls Receive Personal BidsBut Engraver HoldsOthersRumors that invitations to theArmy-Navy Ball next Friday at theDrake Hotel had been received bytwo campus women were disprovedlast night when announcement wasmade by Dean Edith Foster Flint thatthe invitations had not yet arrivedfrom the engravers.One hundred and thirty campuswomen will be mailed invitations assoon as they come from the engrav¬ers.Fifteen campus men will act as ush¬ers at this classic affair to introducethe University women to a middie ora cadet.Leaving the campus Friday nighttogether the women will be taken incabs to the Drake where their escortswill be presented to them. Plates forfour thousand persons have been laidon the banquet tables. Sixteen hun¬dred couples will attend. Eight hun¬dred will be guests.Full dress suits will be worn by themen.Special productions by theatricalstars will be presented by Balaban &Katz at 11:30 at the Chicago andOriental theatres. One hundred buss¬es will transport the couples.Twenty-five hundred Yellow cabswill carry the girls away from theirescorts at 2:30. University womenwill be returned to the campus, wherethe ushers will see that they are es¬corted home.Frank Bering SaysHotel ManagementIs College Subject‘Hotel management should be addedto vocational education in mid-west¬ern universities,” asserted Mr. FrankBering, manager of the Sherman Ho¬tel and graduate of Cornell universitywhich has recently included a courseof this type in its curriculum.At Cornell, hotel students have beendrafted to handle practically all bigsocial fuifctions of the university in¬cluding the Junior Prom and theSpring Day Hop.STUDENTS OF MANYNATIONALITIES MEETSecond of a series of InternationalFriendship suppers will be given Sun¬day evening at 5:30 in the home ofMr. B. W. Dickson, Advisor to For¬eign students. Dr. * J. P. Goode ofthe Geography department will speak,and representatives of at least twelveerent nationalities are expected toje present. The purpose of this planis to promote a friendly relationshipbetween Foreign and American stu¬dents.International Students Associationwill meet tonight at 8 in the Reynoldsclub for the election of officers anddiscussion of future plans.Kappa Nu HoldsOpen House TodayKappa Nu w’ill hold open house to¬day in their new home at 5629 Uni¬versity avenue from 4 to 6.They have occupied the home sincethe beginning of the autumn quar¬ter. Refreshments will be served.MTVPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1926(Utf? laxly iUaromtFOUNDED IN 1901CHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished morning*, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Autumn,printer and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, 11.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 111900. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material•Dnearlng in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Ringsiber ef the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalker G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s Editor> EDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones— ...News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMsdge Child ...Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorKathryn Sandmeyer... Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein.... Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantTONIGHT, TOMORROW, AND FOOTBALL“Name me not with the defeated:For tomorrow again I begin!”Tomorrow again, with an unbroken record of conference de¬feats, Coach Amos Alonzo Stagg, and his bloody, battered footballteam begin. And they can t find inspiration in “Opponents 110;Chicago 40." They can’t find inspiration in the thought that to¬morrow’s showing means major, minor, or no letters. But they canfind inspiration in knowing that their school isn’t a fair-weatherfriend; we are with them even though they’ve lost four out of fiveconference games and are doped to lose the fifth tomorrow, that weare with them not because they have done better or worse but be¬cause they have done their best. *Tonight we have our last chance to demonstrate the greatestfaith in the world—faith in the losers. On the eve of its dying swansong the University of Chicago football team of 1926 doesn’t ex¬pect an ovation. It expects its bored classmates to drift into whatis called a pep session, to leer in a dismal, supercilious manner atthe efforts of professional enthusiasts. Tonight we must give theman ovation.Enthusiasm will reign tonight in Ann Arbor and Northwestern.Loyalty will reign in Chicago.THE IMPORTANCE OF FOOTBALLHEADLINES in the Madison Times—“University a Total Loss on** Account of Football and Advertising.” They were speakingof colleges in general and the University of Wisconsin in particular.Well, this head may, in fact probably is, an adequate illustrationof the newspaper man s attitude toward colleges. The sport writersof the country probably gauge the college by the football teams theyproduce. Thus Nore Dame is a first rate school and until recentlyNorthwestern was a terrible one. This may be the natural attitudeof one whose life is spent describing the athletic activities of thenation’s colleges, but it is no mistaken one.So far we haven’t won a conference football game this year,and we probably won’t win any. And yet most of ils would saythat the University is in better shape than it was a few years agowhen our football team had the Conference championship.After all, for most of the students, football occupies but twohours a week for two months of the college year, and to them it isfar less important than to the non-college public. And when sportwriters find this out they’ll be better off. If they come to this campusand ask the first few students they meet who the real undergraduateleaders are they’ll find out in short order.It may be true that a few minor universities use their footballteams as advertisements, but we would never place such a chargeagainst any member of the Big Ten.A college cannot be interested in education if it finds adver¬tisements of this sort useful. And in spite of everything, most ofthe universities are still interested in education. SELL ORANGE TAGSTHURSDAY FORSETTLEMENT FUND(Continued from page 1)Van Pelt; DeltJjo, Edwarda Williams;Wyvern, VioTet Holmes; Achoth, Mel¬ba Schumaker; Phi Beta Delta, CarolHess; Mortar Board. Ruth Holmes andPolly Gardner; Delta Sigma, ElvaBrown; Phi Delta Upsilon, CatherineCrowley, Florence Herzman, SycestaSearles, Adele Whitfield, MarjorieCooper. LAWYERS BATTLEFOR CLASS JOBS(Continued from page 1)Devantenos, Jim Cusack and RobynWilcox are Councillors.“The unusual interest shown in thisyear's election indicates a greater de¬gree of cooperation to be accorded tothe elected bodies in administration,”said Walter Schaefer, chairman of theelections. PREPARE CRACKDEBATING TEAM(Continued from page 1)test in that state. Gentry, a memberof Delta Sigma Rho debating society,won the state oratory championshipof New Mexico in 1919 and of Ari¬zona in 1926. He captained the Uni¬versity of Arizona debating team in1926 and competed against Oxford in1924.J. R. Godsall, S. H. Heath wood andNoel D. McIntosh, the Sydney de¬ baters are expected to arrive on cam¬pus before the end of this weekWHAT’S ON TODAYFaculty of the -Graduate School ofSocial Service Administration \Vj]]meet today at 4:30 in Cobb 216.Radio Vesper service will be bioad-cast from Mitchell Tower throughstation WMAQ this evening at 6.International Student Associationwill meet tonight at 8 in the Reynoldsclubhouse.Mjm ®nPresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsResidence, 6642 Kimbark. Phone Dor. 1186Office Hours: 9:30 to 12 A. M.Reynolds Club 2 to 6 P. M.Students welcome any time to our homefor fellowship or conference.Smith Lounge Reynolds ClubWestminster Club.First PresbyterianChurchWILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.WADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversitySermon Theme: The Unknown God.Evening 7:45The Church, Kimbark at 64thSermon Theme: Some Familiar Hymns.Hyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchNOV. 14.10 A. M. {student Gasses in GiurchSchool.11 A. M. Sermon Theme—An In¬ventory of Gratitude.5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society6:15 P. M. Young People’s So¬ciety.Young People’s Society Orchestra.JUDGE JOHN T. McGOORTYon “CATHOLICISM”7:30 P. M. Evening Theme—TheConservative Heart.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Wood lawn Ave.MinistersCHARLES W. GILKEY,NORRIS L. TIBBETTS,9:45—College Class.1 1 :00—Morning Worship.Young Peoples Church Club7:00—Discussion Groups.8:00—Evening Service.8:45—Home Parties.The Undergrauate Club forcollege women and the Men’sClub are especially for stu¬dents. THE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH„ 57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDEN VOGT. MinisterTHANKSGIVING SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 2111 A. M. “IN PRAISE OF LIFE."6 P. M. CHANNING CLUB.Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.Your Sunday OpportunitiesYoung People’s Class at 9:45a. m.Teacher: Prof. A. C. McGif-fert, Jr.Morning Worship at I 1:00 a.m.Sermon: “The Larger House¬hold” by Rev. Willis L.Goldsmith, the pastor.Scrooby Club at 6:00 p. m.Social Hour following. St. Paul’s on theMidway(UniversaKsts)i60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister“The church that is differ¬ent.” You are invited toshare its day by day servicesin faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m Bible Study1 1:00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion GroupSt. James Methodist Episcopal ChurchEllis Ave. at 46th St.KING D. BEACH, PastorFRED J. SCHNELL, Associate PastorWe invite you to hear the sermon series on the city church, its oppor-lunities, difficulties and dangers. The sermons of the group will be preach¬ed at 11 A. M. as follows:Nov. 21. The Gty Church—Its Ministrations.Nov. 28. The City Church—Its Organization.Dec. 5. The ity Church—Its Possibilities. *Young People’s Social Tea at 6:30 Sunday Evenings.LOOK FOR THE TOWERIn Hr Neei> iJeltgimt?Education should include not only intellectual developmentbut also moral improvement. These Churches are anxiousto help you with any and all of your problems.University ChurchofDisciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 57th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES,Minitser.BASIL A. WISE, Director ofMusic and Education.Sunday Morning ServicesChurch School, 9:30 A. M.Communion Services, 10:30A. M.Church Services, The Inter¬national Convention of theDisciples at Memphis. 1 1 :00A. M.Wrangler, “Discussion ofJewish Religion” led by aJewish student. 5 P. M. Woodlawn LutheranChurchKENWOOD AVE. AT 64TH 8T.“Where You’re a Stranger Only Once.”C. E. PAULAUS, Pastor9:45 A. M.—Special BibleClasses.1 1:00 A. M.—Worship andSermon.6:00 P. M.—Vesper Tea.This is purely a social hour foryou to meet with friends.6:45 P. M.—The LutherLeague will be led by Mr.Harold Schwede, the presidentof the Lutheran Club. Subject:Giving Thanks, How?”7:45 P. M.—A Thanksgiv¬ing Pageant by the young peo¬ple of the church.ALL STUDENTS ARE INVITED THE EPISCOPALCHURCHThe Church House6766 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D.,Student ChaplainService*Sundays—Holy Communion, 8:00 a. m .at the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Days—Holy Com-munion, 7:00 a. m.. at the Church Hou»<>CenfereneeeDr. Street will be available for confer¬ence at the Y. M. C. A. office daily exceptSaturday from 10-11, and at any othertime at the Church House.The Church ofThe Redeemer56th and RlackatoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. D. D..Rector.6669 Blarkatene Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY. Assistant6649 Dorchester AvenueTel. Fairfax 3942Sunday Services—8. 9:16, 11 a. m. and7 :30 p. m.Daily Servicea— Matins, Eucharist andEvening as announcedSt. Paul’s Church59th and Derr hast orPariah Office: 4946 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 3196REV. GEORGE H. THOMAS. RectorREV. R. B. GROBB. AssistantSunday Service#Holy Communion. 8:00 a. ut.Church School Service. 9:30 a. m.Morning Service. 11:00 a. m.Young People’s Supper, 6:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:46 p. m.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE STUDEBAKER THEATRE418 8. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY. NOV. 21st, at 11 a. m.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak on“JESUS A MYTH’-: DR. GEORGBRANDESS NEW MYTH.ill seata free. Viaitors cordialy welcome.ERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSunday Afternoon 3:15John Haynes Holmes ofNew York“THE PASSAIC STRIKE—Darkness Before Dawn”Questions from the Audience.Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th StreetGILBERT S. COX, Pastor.Morning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject, “The Religions of Thanksgiving."Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject, “Who Are Lost.”Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.An increasing number of University Students are finding ourservices worth while. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:——A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNr ■THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1926 Page ThreeYounger Generation Proves Itself Not Altogether AtheisticTIME OF MAN”WINS PRAISE FORALUMNA AUTHORElizabeth Madox Roberts, who re¬ceived her degree of Ph. B. at theUniversity in 1921, has recently pub¬lished a novel, “The Time of Man,”which is receiving favorable re¬ception at the Tianits of the critics.This is the second of Miss Roberts’published works, the first being “Un¬der the Tree," a book of poems.“The Time or luan'* *»s a story ofthe illiterate squalid people of thetobacco plantation. It centers aboutthe life of a sensitive girl, who, inspite of humiliating toil and ignor¬ance, is keenly responsive to thebeauty of nature around her. In itsentirety the story is poetic in mood,and the lives of the individuals whichfigure therein are depicted with in¬sight and sympathy. We can expectnothing less when a poet writes anovel. Miss Roberts is familiar withher subject, she herself being a na¬tive of Kentucky.The author's ability to write wasmanifested early in her life, for as astudent at the University she was amember of several literary organiza¬tions. Poor health which preventedher from taking part in other activ¬ities on campus persisted throughout,the writing of her latest book.Miss Roberts is a member of PhiBeta Kappa, and in 1917 received theDavid Blair McLaughlin prize forexcelence in writing English prose.She was awarded honorable mentionfor work in the Junior Colleges, wasgranted a scholarship in English andwas graduated with special honors inthat subject.Miss Roberts went to Californiaafter the publication of “The Timeof Man,” to regain her health and towork on another novel. GREY TOWERSBy Jonquil StevensAthwart the stormy, wind-swept skiesGrey Towers upward, heavenward riseSymbols of great and mighty powerFor common good and high endeavor.And stone bn stone they stand, thy wallsSteadfast and true, till thy standardfalls.The dead dank leaves lie scattered allaroundBlown by the wind's wild mil upon thegroundThe storm birds circling cry and callAnd a grey mist rises over all.O Grey Towers! Grey Towers! loomingthrough the rain *Can my heart forget its bitterness andpainRemembering those grey towers afaracross the seaWhich once meant home and joyousnessto me!Forgetting these I can but turn to thee.In loyalty. Grey Towers, eternally.Football Player*Find New ThrillIt has been rumored that membersof the football squad have been slip¬ping off to see the latest college movie,"The Quarterback," in spite of thereport that they refused an invitationto view it at the Tivoli as the guestsof Messrs. Balaban and Katz. It maybe that they want pointers, for thegame in the picture coached by Yostof Michigan, is popularly claimed to bethe best ever produced on the screen.Or they may just want to find outhow it feels to watch a game.If any of Coach Yost's plays aretransmuted to them from the screen,Wisconsin may rue the day whenRichard Dix aspired to become afootball hero. Man ’s Quest forGod Described ByOxford Authority“The story of man’s quest for God,”is accepted as a fitting synonym for theBible, yet few people ever think of theintricate history and antiquity such aquest must have. Dr. Elias Lowe, notedpaleographist from Oxford, who re¬cently lectured here, used this as thetheme of his lecture on, “How the BibleCame to Us.”“The Bible," he stated, “is not justone book, but a collection of books,”and he picturesquely described them as"torches in a dark forest.” For generation after gencartion of Hebrews it washanded down orally and not until 100B. C. was it put into writing. The oldest manuscript known is written in Hebrew, dating back to the fourth or fifthcentury, and from the Hebrew it wastranslated into Greek, though theGreek manuscript, Sinaiticus, was notdiscovered until 1844. Forty-three leaveswere found in the waste basket of anold monasterj- and given to their discoverer, but later when their value waslearned the remaining eighty-six leaveswere closely guarded by the monks.There were many translations afterthat, the lecturer explained, in Latin andother ancient languages but these gradually decayed due to the changes of thetimes. In the year 382, the Pope askedSt. Jerome to make a new translation;an almost superhuman task, which liefinally accomplished by going back tothe ancient Greek and Hebrew transla¬tions. This is really the translationupon which our present version is based.To illustrate his lecture Mr. Loweshowed slide pictures of well-knownmanuscripts, with their initialed pageand illustrations.The “Spite of Heaven,” by OliverOnions, is a rather unconvincing bookof modern stamp. Somewhat like “Va¬riety,” this lacks the emotion and hu¬man nature of the German play. Per¬haps the author meant the story to bethat of some blase, but, in any case,the story is dull for those who havenot had similar experiences. Such athought would indicate that Onionshas not adequately placed his facts be¬fore the reader.But in its restraint of description yetpoetical atmosphere the story is com¬mendable. With a total submission tofate, the “Spite of Heaven” ends itstale of woe.“DRAGON’S BLOOD”Miss Romer Wilson, who will beremembered as the winner of theHawthorndon Prize and an unusuallypromising young author, has againproduced a remarkable story in her“Dragon's Blood,” which was publish¬ed Monday. It does not often fallto a reviewer to offer nothing butpraise for a contemporary work, butin the case of “Dragon’s Blood,” wehave nothing else to offer. The char¬acters are well drawn and convincing,the plot carefully constructed, and thestyle eloquently poetic.The scene is laid in post war Ger¬many. Friedrich Storm, a peasant ris¬ en to the rank of professor in the Uni¬versity of Berlin, meets a young aristocrat, Walther von Markheim, andthey become close friends. Markheitn,who seems to hold the secret of life,becomes Storm’s idol. The idol, how¬ever, as Friedrich finds, has the usualfeet of clay.“HARMER JOHN”“Harmer John,” by Hugh Walpoleis a mediocre bit of fiction, and decid¬edly so. Hjalmar Johanson, or Har¬mer John as the inhabitants of Pol-chester, England, have contracted theyoung Swede’s name, is an idealist,pure and simple, who tried to ma¬terialize his ideals of beauty in every¬thing about him. The author tries toweave a web of mysticism about himby attributing to him almost super¬human power and force, but this islargely destroyed by too minute andoften tiresome description and narra¬tive.Mr. Walpole differs from most mod¬ern authors in that he tries to imbibemany little sermons, especially in therecounting of the thoughts and idealsof Harmer John. Some are very blunt¬ly put, and sound rather “preachy,”but some few can be unearthed onlyin the mind of the reader. For onewho desires a light story which re¬quires practically no effort on the Anna Morgan, Amid Her HeirloomsTalks of Ibsen and MaeterlinckBy Ruth G. DanielThe first prompt book ever used inAmerica, a little black spinet chair nowtwo hundred and ten years old, a fadedblue sofa from the court of King Georgethe Third—these things and more Igazed at with intense interest as I sattalking with Miss Anna Mogan in herapartment over on East Delaware Place.Proud of Antiques“This scarf” Miss Morgan told me,and she pointed to a large black shawl,with huge roses embroidered in red, “mymother made it, and so it’s almost ahundred years old. The painting onthe east wall, that one of the court lady-in-waiting, it’s the work of a grand¬uncle, and so it’s old too, very old. Infact everything in this little “Grimm’sfairy-tale’ home of mine is aged, evenI, I’m not so young any more.” Andshe smiled, a quaint smile, the studiedsmile of an aristocrat—this woman whoback in the eighties was already knownas the famous dramatic reader, and hassince won repute as dramatist, author,critic.Production of Ibsen“But my work, the work I’m so tre¬mendously interested in, I’ll tell yousomething of that. Recently, you re¬member, the play, ‘The Master Builder”was again produced in Chicago. Thirtyyears ago, on March 21, I gave in thePowers theatre the first English pre¬sentation in America of an Ibsen play-^-and it was ‘The Master Builder.’ Theproduction of this piece was an eventof great dramatic importance in Qiicago,and, I might add, in America, for it wasone of the earliest efforts to produce1the literary drama which later becameknown as the New Theatre Movementand The Little Theatre. I was greatly interested in it at the time; I am stillmore interested in it today.Meets Maeterlinck"Just at the time of the productionof the Isben plays,” Miss Morgan con¬tinued in her charming way, “Maeter¬linck appeared on the literary-dramatichorizon. At tl\e time when I decidedto produce his one-act play I visited inEurope. A friend and I went to Ghentto seek out the great author. But noone in Ghent had ever heard of Maeter¬linck, the man about whom all literaryAmerica was talking. Vtfe finally foundhim in Oostacker. From the nature ofhis writings I had expected to findMaeterlinck a thin, pale, aesthetic look¬ing man. Instead, I found a man thepicture of health, with ruddy complex¬ion, and eyes—‘ too expressive to be blue,too lovely to be gray ’He was cordial but reticent, spokeFrench only, and asked many questionsabout art and literature in America.“After my return to America I re¬ceived a charming letter from him inwhich he referred to my brief visit, ad¬ding tharhe had found in me ‘one notat all a stranger.’ I prize these wordshighly, from such a man as Maeter¬linck.iEstablishes Studios <“Twenty-nine years ago, when I wentinto the Fine Arts building and estab¬lished the Anna Morgan Studios, I de¬termined to abandon altogether the giv¬ing of plays, and to confine my effortswholly to educational and cultural work,the development of the speaking voice,interpretative readings, and the study ofliterature. I have striven to accom¬plish my purpose. Whether I have ornot is in the hands of my critics, in thehands of the vast public.”ON THE BOARDSBy William Jost, Jr.There conies an epoch to every man—and we beg to include collegianswhen we view upon our hustle-bustlewith the complacent aspect erf industry.Such an epoch permits little or no su¬perfluous divertisement — excludingthose of dominant desire and duty—and the theater has been made to suf¬fer; if we may so term filling two seatswith critical collegiate guests. Inshort, we have not lately attended thetheatre. However, family points ofview, those of paid critics and thoseof paid “public contact” agents areloaned for what we offer as second¬hand evaluations.THE RUNAWAY ROADThe attempt to launch on the Chi¬cago Rialto something “arty,” and yetcommercially independent, somethingsubject, sums up in short measure theunderlying purpose of the activity atthe Studebaker.The Repertoire Company under thedirection of Mrs. Insull plans to pro¬duce plays of significant thesis, playsof drama-turgical perfection. The se¬lections shall include—on the mostpart—pieces of contemporary authors,pieces of new treatment and if pos¬sible of new theme. Mrs. Insull’s sea-part of the reader, “Harmer John” iscommendable, for there is surely nointricacy of plot or thought anywhere.“THE PIPER’S FEE”“The Piper’s Fee” by Samuel Hop¬kins Adams deals with the head of anarrogant and intrenched anachronism,Augusta Ruyland, who had no ambi¬tion but for the Ruyland family andno progeny but the Ruyland mills. Inher monarchy she reigned supreme, in¬spiring fear and demanding respect.Not only was her influence felt m herown family, but others who crossedher path were bended to her will andoften broken. At last, however, somewere strong enough to break awayfrom her influence and live their livesto their own satisfaction. That iswhere Dorrie Selover played her part.She stood for motives when sheknew that they were right and re¬fused to do Mrs. Ruylands bidding,consequently she eventually com¬manded her respect and revealed toher a new conception of thingsthrough her unbroken spirit. It is astrong book, and, we feel, well writ¬ten. son will be marked with good drama,good rendition and is worthy of rec¬ognition and approval by even themost pragmatic, yet play-loving col¬legians.The Goodman Theatre effort hasbeen received with too little enthusi¬asm and it may be despairingly hopedfor that this larger specie of the samegerm may generate into avalanches ofapproval. We look to Mrs. Insull withsomething of the same that residentmanagers must have looked to the la¬ter Ibsen.LOOP-BOUNDGlen Hunter opens In the Black-stone following Mr. Skinner’s unex¬pected short stay, in “Young Wooley.”Mr. Skinner always attracts a largeUniversity group and so—“we’ll seeyou at the Blackstone.”Gregory Kelly opens at the Selwynon Monday with “The Butter andEgg Man.” Mr. Kelly you first sawin that excellent musical comedy atthe old Colonial in whichyou first heard “I Love You.” NewYork has been viewing “The Butterand Egg Man” with seemingly prodi¬gious acclamations for the past twelvemonths. Mr. George E. Kaufmanwrote the piece and if his past offer¬ings may go for criteria, we look toviewing “The Butter and Egg Man”for a howling good evening. Tower Offer* Newand Varied ProgramThe Tower theatre is presenting avery atractive program this week endwith five acts of good vaudevile andthe photoplay “Midnight Lovers.”Lewis Stone as Bill Ridgeweii, aBritish air ace and Apna Q. Nillsonas Diana Fathergill make a good pairas man and wife in this light lovedrama.The beginning of the play portraysBill Ridgewell who is a nationallyknown hero as a shaking groom andhis future wife as a nervous Circe.(It was evidently the first time theywere ever married). However, Billhas to return to the front and leaveshis wife at home. The incidentswhich happen while he is away makethis love skit very interesting.SOCIALLY-SPEAKINGMUSIC\By George Leo GruskinThere is music that makes me laughhappilyOr sometimes almost cry....Now, gripping me in miseryAnd then joy, zvhile IBut listen—poiverlcss to understandStrange moods that carry me along—Feeling only the handOf full-passioned song.I have heard notes from violinsThat pierced into the lining of my heartLike needles—crucifying my sins—And symphonies that tore my mind apart,Setting all thought in tempestuous zohirlsof emotionBut nothing has stirred me soAs the music in a girl's voice, unfath¬omable potion!....Though she does not knozv. The social season this fall is aston¬ishingly busy, for us. It is well knownthat campus society at Chicago nas al¬ways been a more or less minor af¬fair. Just now, however, everyoneseems to be blossoming forth withnew houses and house dances, teas andreceptions until the position of socialeditor is more than merely honorary.The calendar for this week-end bearsme out—and adds confirmation to thesuspicion which the faculty is develop¬ing that maybe we don’t spend all ofour time studying.Today, we have the first settlementtea dance at the Psi U house, a PiDelta Phi tea dance for their pledgesat Ida Noyes, and a Kappa Nu house¬warming tea at their new house, tokeep the afternoon from boredom.Kappa Sigma is giving a house dancein the evening. Hitchcock Hall isopening their fall activities with adance, and Mortar Board is giving aparty for their pledges in a north sidestudio.The list of tea dances after thegame lobks like a fraternity directoryIt is—Phi Psi, Phi Gam, Alpha Sig,Delta Sig, Sigma Nu Kappa Nu, PsiU, Beta, Delta Chi, and Sigma Chi,according to the latest returns.Saturday night, an unusual night forcampus parties, is also filled up, PhiBeta Delta’s dance will be held atthe Drake and Chi Rho Sigma’s atthe home of one of the members inOak Park. Pi Lambda Phi, LambdaChi Alpha, Acacia, and Zeta Beta Tauare having house dances. And so theweek-end closes.Next week the great event of theautumn quarter takes place—Inter¬fraternity Ball. It is to be at theShoreland, which brings it much near¬er to the University and makes it evenmore popular than in former years. Goodspeed LaudsReligious InterestAt U. of MichiganBy Lucille Price-BenedictThe youngest generation is ont com¬posed entirely of atheists and agnostics.This is the conclusion which Dr. Ed¬gar J. Goodspeed, professor in the de¬partment of theology, has reached froma study of the School of Religion atthe University of Michigan. Theschool was founded by students, themajority of whom were undergrad¬uates, as an expression of their inter¬est in religion.Professor Goodspeed makes the tripto Ann Arbor each week to give twocourses in the school on Monday after¬noons. “I am extremely pleased withthe deep interest which the students haveshown in biblical matters, and with thewarm reception which they have ex¬tended to me,” said Dr. Goodspeed.Last year Professor S. J. Case, ofthe theology department, lectured at theSchool of Religion. “It is hoped,” saidDr. Goodspeed, “that Dr. Campbell Bon¬ner will visit us for a quarter.”“I am trying to awaken people to arealization of the Bible,” Dr. Good-continued. “The book ought to be readas units of coherent thought or as amodern narrative. It is to fascilitatethis as much as to translate the spiritas well as the word of the Bible thatmodern writers are translating it intocolloquial speech.“The language employed in the orig¬inal text was, as has been proven bycountless papyri, colloquial, not classicalGreek. The King James version is alofty work, but it does not represent theoriginal, nor can it be comprehended bythe average man.”Professor Goodspeed’s version of “TheNew Testament—An American Transla¬tion" is not only colloquial in tone, butit even employs all the modern tricks ofspacing and print and punctuation.“Most readers,” said Pro. Goodspeed,“are surprised at the frequency withwhich conversational passages occur, incomparison to the few in The KingJames version, but this also is due tothe translation of the spirit of theBible.”Average of ActivityLeader* Decrease*Statistics for this quarter showthat students in activities do not leadin academic rating.Latest reports for this quarter showa general fraternity average of 2.464.B— is a general average for the un¬dergraduates of the University, whichis over half a grade point more thanthat maintained by activity leaders.Ether, Barking Dogs and Supplies!Form Background of Campus PoetWorking among the supplies neces¬sary to be psychology department*amid an odor of ether and to an ac¬companiment of barking dogs, JohnB. Breen, supply chairman, composespoems.Mr. Breen left school and went towork after completing the fourth grade,“quiting school in the 4th grade wasthe usual thing at that time,” the poetsaid, “but I was interested in studiesand read considerable.” Poetry has beenand still remains his favorite form ofreading matter, lie, however, iiadnever thought of writing poetry untilsome six years ago, when at the ageof fifty-one he began to write verse.Publishes PoemsUp to the present year he wrotepoetry simply because he enjoyed it, butsensing a field for his talent, he has hadhis poems published under the title of“Poems.” These poems are printed ina small pamphlet dedicated to LadyAstor. Among the collection are: “ToNancy Astor,” “Ambition,'” ‘(V’atiety”and “John Barleycorn.” In addition tothis he has had two of his poems setto music. One of them, “That OldHighway,” is a waltz, and the other, “Inthe Days of the Chimpanzees,” is a foxtrot song.Aside from the fact that he writespoetry and takes care of the suppliesin the Physiology building, Mr. Breen has also raised a family of four boys.This, he explained, was one of the rea¬sons why he has had his poems pub¬lished or set to music.“Shipwrecked Dreams”M. Breen’s latest poem, “The Isle ofShipwrecked Dreams,” is as follows:I sailed my bark, she was wondrousfairWith a cargo of wonderful dreamsBuilt from castles in the airHer spars of rainbow beams.Youth and speed were in her stride,She cared not for wind or tideThis beautiful bark of mine. >I sailed my bark to an unknown isleWhere beauty and riches were every¬where,They say that fortune saves her smileFor those with courage to do anddare,But I know not of the breaker’s roarThe sunken reef, the storm tossed shoreOf that isle of shipwrecked dreams.On that jeweled isle of pleasure supremeMy bark does shattered lie, ,Crushed by the sunken reefsAs we tried to pass them by.Gone is my cargo, my rainbow sparThat I had labored to bring so farTo that Isle of ShipwreckedDreams.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1926“Block and Tackle”Phoenix Was SoldOut In Three HoursSold out at 10 o’clock was the re¬port on the “Block and Tackle" num¬ber of the Phoenix; the staff even hadto give up its free copies to meet thedemand. There were numerous sales¬women at work, according to the staffmembers, in spite of the bad weather.One woman arrived outside the officeat 7:15, a quarter of an hour beforethe door was opened.JOHN VAN DRUTENWILL BE DRAMATICASSOCIATION GUEST(Continued from page 1)lar play. He is to speak Tuesday atthe tea on “Young People in ModernPlays.”After the talk those attending willCOWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.Everything in> thelatest collegehaberdasheryWhen^ _Cones/Tales her around in aSaunders System Car. Two’scompany—’drive it yourself.Costs from Vft to Vi as muchas taxi Use it as your ownas long as you like. Rent anew Sedan, Coach, Coupe orTouring car any time.SAUNDUUI SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd StSUNDERSIt Yoursel^WhwmThat smoothrich flavorNestlesMILK CHOCOLATE'Rjchestin Cream!3e— 10*— P LA>N AND ALMOND be given an opportunity to meet Johnvan Druten and Glenn Hunter, who, itwill be remembered, played in “Mer¬ton of the Movies.” It was hinted bythe Dramatic association staff thatthe final selection of the cast for thefirst production of the year, to bestaged Dec. 12. would be announced atthe tea.Assistant Professor H. B. Lemonwill lecture on “The Message of aBeam of Light” tonight at 6:45 inFullerton hall at the Art Institute. CHI RHO SIGMA PLEDGESChi Rho Sigma announces thepledging of Clarice McDougall, Chi¬cago. day’s Daily Maroon. This team con¬sists of Dorothy Sylvester, captain;Hazel Niggers, Harriet Hathaway,BEG YOUR PARDONOne of the teams helping to putover the annual Settlement drive ofthe LTniversity was accidently omittedfrom the list of teams in last Tues-D istmctionWHO among us does not se¬cretly aim to be distinguished—to be different from others?John Shannon’sEnglish Coatsadd just that touch of distinc¬tion which all well-dressed men j ,seek. They are "Incontestably ■ 1Correct”.Illustrated Booklet, showing threeFall Models, sent on requestCauoidisli JtaglanMAGNUS IMPORTS, Ltd.Sole Selling Agents208 Fifth Avenue, New York CityWholesale Only(johmj (§Jia/n/non’A' (Snqlibfv tj/otAefr' FREE!FREE!FREE!Harr £ttti»ro234 E. 61st St.Engiewood 9832Open 9 A. M. to 9 P. M.Beautiful framed pic¬ture given FREE withevery dozen cabinetsupon presentation ofthis coupon before De¬cember 1st. Florence SeyMaure, Anna Thompson, | Newton, Peggy Husband, Ruth by.Mildred Nest. 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MONROE ST.140-142 South Clark Street(Near Adams)225 North Wabash at Wacker Drive(Second Floor, Fisk Building)BEATWISCONSIN The Daily SPORTSFriday Morning MaroonNovember 19, 1926 BEATTHEBADGERSVARSITY BATTLES FROSH TO STOPWISCONSIN ATTACK; WORK PASSESUNDER BAD WEATHER CONDITIONSFirst Scrimmage of WeekGoes Well ForMaroonsCoach Stagg turned weather manlast night and decided that since thestormy weather was going to continueall through the week he might as wellstart getting the men used to playingin the snow. So the long delayedscrimmage was started early and theteam kept at it till the falling flakesobscured the hall.Using the proverbial ounce of pre¬vention the coaches sent the wholeteam through fifteen minutes of warm¬ing up exercises and calisthenics tolessen the danger of pulled tendonsin the cold. Then the frosh were turn¬ed loose against them with a wholestring of Wisconsin plays. The var¬sity line managed to break up practi¬cally every one.During the entire session The OldMan kept all of the players continual¬ly jumping in and out of the scrim¬mage. When it became evident thatthe linemen were stopping every playthe tables were turned and the varsitywas given the ball for the last halfof the afternoon. With Marks throw¬ing to several sets of receivers outeach time the frosh were showeredwith passes. Once in a while a lineplunge slipped in and worked for tenor twenty yards surprising the de¬fensive line considerably. The back-field of Marks, McDonough, Kleinand McKinney worked the plays es¬pecially well.Luck continues to be with the Ma¬roons in the way of injuries. In spiteof the slippery footing the gridderscame through the stiff workout withthe no-injury rule still holding. Withthe exception of several muscles stif¬fened by the cold the team is all setand judging from their work againstthe frosh are ready to spring a sur¬prise attack on the Badgers. Badgers Arrive at Noon;Have Rousing SendOff .It All DependsA victory in Saturday’s game wouldgive the Badgers a .600 percentage forthe year and place them above bothMinnesota and Illinois, should the lat¬ter pair lose their games with Michi¬gan and Ohio, respectively, which isnot unlikely. Madison, Wis., Nov. 19, 1926.—TheBadgers left Madison at an early hourfor Chicago where they ring down thecurtain on the 1926 grid season tomor¬row at Stagg Field. A rousing send-off was given the squad by the stu¬dent body, both at the station and atan open practice held last eveningat Camp Randell Stadium for that pur¬pose.The Wisconsin party will arrive inthe Windy City shortly before noonand establish headquarters at a southside hotel, the name of which is beingwithheld by Coach Little in an ef¬fort to keep his boys in seclusion. Abrief workout is slated for this after¬noon prior to the Maroons’ practice atthe field.Many VetsTen senior Badgers will strip theirgrid togs for the last time after theMaroon game tomorrow. Those menwho complete their football careersunder George Little are Captain Har¬mon. Burrus, Wilke. Kreuz, Barnum.Kasiska, Lcitl, Straubel, McGfivern,and I.arson. There is a possibilitythat many of these veterans will notstart the game, hut all of them, ex¬cepting Larson, will undoubtedly seeaction. Larson was lost to the squadsome time ago due to a serious kneeinjury.Have “Drive”The Badgers have exhibited thesame drive all week that was shownin the Iowa victory last Saturday andpractically no shifts have been madein the lineup. Little is well pleasedwith the work of Rose and Kreskyin the backfield and this pair of sopho¬mores are certain to start tomorrow.Burrus, whose injury has healed, willbe at his old right end berth.Tom Lieb has spent considerabletime this week correcting the timing ofhis line’s charge to prevent a recur¬rence of the frequent off-side penaltiesinflicted upon Wisconsin in recentgames. The Cardinal mentors qre nottaking the Chicago encounter lightly,even though Stagg has yet to win hisfirst Conference battle this fall. N. Y. U. Work* OutOn Stagg FieldNew York University, one of theundefeated eastern universitiesworked out yesterday afternoon onStagg Field, on their way to Lin¬coln, Nebraska, where they willplay the University of Nebraska.They greatly resembled the Wild¬cats of Northwestern, in their uni¬forms of purple and white, andtheir well balanced team work.While New York’s schedule, forthe past season, has not includedthe hardest teams in the east, nev¬ertheless, their showing, of no de¬feats, is creditable enough to war¬rant a hard fought contest whenthey meet the leaders of the Mis¬souri Valley Conference. Yo Ho, Ah Ha, Me Too—Madison,Has “Lasalle St. Coach StaffWEATHER SLOWSFROSH PRACTICEChicago’s first Army-Navy gameWill take place Monday afternoonwhen two Frosh teams representingthe two branches fight it out for theChampionship of the service. Tuesdayafternoon the football season at theUniversity will be officially closed bya game between a third Freshmangroup and the varsity reserves.Last week twenty men were pick¬ed from the freshman squad to forma team which was to battle the varsitysubs. The remaining verlitigs weredivided into two teams, which are be¬ing coached by Jimmy Pyott and BillAbbott.Because of the inclement weatherit has been impossible for the teamsto get in much practice. As soon asthe plan was devised “Old Man Win¬ter” set in and since then it has beenpractically useless to try and get thewhole team together. Because of thisfact and that the teams wfiich havebeen working together all season havebeen broken up, no special system ofplay will be used. All plays will bestarted from a punt formation.Badgers Hold EdgeThirteen victories, a dozen defeatsand a quartette of tie games constitutethe record hung up by Wisconsin’sfootball team in their thirty-two yearsof grid relations with Chicago. It re¬mains to he proven at Stagg FieldSaturday whether or not the thirteenjinx will be a stumbling block toGeorge Little’s boys. Chicago is not the only Big Tenschool that has tolerated a grumblingand a muttered rumbling from theoutside element because of the losingtendencies of its football team. Theteam the Maroons play Saturday, Wis¬consin, has had exactly the samething io struggle against. In factsuch interruption has been so bother¬some that the Daily Cardinal wasmoved to write an editorial about it,following the Badger win over Iowa.Excerpts from the editorial are asfollow:“Probably Roundy and others%of hiscult in the world of sport scrivenerswill stop pounding on the anvil, nowthat Wisconsin has won a game. Poolroom enthusiasts will be all for Littlenow. The experts who haunt the bar¬ber shops and gambling joints willnow start singing the praises of Geo.Little and Co. If we win the Chicagogame this coming Saturday, the sea¬son will be a “success” in the eyes ofthe sporting world. Then businessmen out in the hinterland will decidethat Wisconsin is a pretty good schoolto send their sons to.“We hope that the garfie yesterdaywill have accomplished one thingabove all else. We hope that it willhave silenced the rumblings of dis¬content with the present regimeamong certain alumni bodies. Thesealumni should realize that we have agood coach, a good team and plentyof school spirit. Wherever they go,they need not he ashamed of theirAlma Mater. k“Wisconsin is not headed for thebow-wows. She has reversals, likeany other school, but she is ever pro¬gressing, under capable leadership.” Again The Name OfMeigs—Frosh StarThe proud accomplishment ofplaying regular freshman footballfor two seasons, and of trundlingaround hundred pound blocks of iceduring the summer to get into con¬dition belongs to George (Scoop)Meigs, cousin to the famous “Babe”Meigs, All-Conference tackle of theMaroons years ago who is to speakat the pep session tonight. George,though good varsity material,, hasthus far found it impossible to hur¬dle his scholastic difficulties.HOCKEY GAMESARE POSTPONEDFinal hockey games which will de¬cide the championship team of thewomen’s tournament series have beendelayed due to the snow and ice cov¬ered condition of the field. Gamesscheduled for Wednesday and Thurs¬day of this week will, permitting adry field, be played the first of nextweek.The remaining games to be playedare. for the first day, senior vs. soph-more and junior vs. freshman. On thesecond day seniors play juniors andfreshmen play sophomores. The se¬nior team, lacking the full quota ofplayers, holds the lead to date. Fresh¬men previously held the lead and feeJthey have a chance at the champion¬ship. DETA UPSILONAND PHI SIGMADETA PLAY TIETeams Brave Storm and GetSnowed Under In0-0 DeadlockFighting for their dear old “FratClubs” through the thick of a blindingstorm, two teams, yesterday afternoonwere snowed under 0 to 0. It wasa real white wash. John Howe, gen¬eral manager of Intramurals, is quot¬ed as saying that it was one of thebest games of the year. The spiritthat motivated the players to brave theweather and take the field was echoedin the intensity of play, the stonewalldefense exhibited by each team andthe fight until the last whistle.The contest was between the U.U.’s and the Phi Sig’s. It was grant¬ed that the D. U.’s held a slight edgewith Clark starring.Re-Schedule GamesThe weather has been very detri¬mental, lately, to the Intramuralsports and has caused many postpone¬ments. Any teams that were sched¬uled to play and then were notified bythe Intramural Department that theirgame was called off because of theweather are to call at the I-M office tosee when these games will he playedoff.Honor Walter CampThe L’niversity of Illinois will ob¬serve Walter Camp Day Saturday atthe Ohio State game, in honor of the“Father of American Football.” Abrief tribute to Mr. Camp will be giv¬en through the loudspeaker and “taps”will be blown.HEY FELLA!Get Your Dame and Hot-Foot over forCollege NightTonight- - AT THE - -New Pershing PalaceCottage Grove at 64thCOVER CHARGE FIFTY CENTSDANCING CONTESTfor a Madame Elizabeth French DollEntertainmentLOUIS PANICOand his orchestra Now; 25c at All First Class StoresMhde byThe Fitger Co., Duluth, U. S. A.Page Six THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1926 1^ "WhistleHEARTBREAKHeartbreak is such a little thing,It only means that I shall never flingOut to the skies, songs that I used tosing.It only means that I shall never careFor loveliness in any lovely thing.It only means that I shall never dareTo pause at dusk in this still room,Lest I should turn and find you thereGhost-like before me in the gloom—Ah, yes—it is a little thing—Days shrouded in stark emptiness.Nights weary with remembering . . .Why, that is all that heartbreak is.—Peter PanFROM our Daily Maroon—“WomenIntrigued By Swedish Work; NowTake Lessons.” Oh, you Kyle Ander-ison!THE good Mr. Scholz. who editsthe Cap and Gown, warns the cam¬pus public that fraternity and clubphotos can be taken at Morrison Stu¬dios only within the stipulated time.Oh well, what’s the difference—blankspaces or faces!Bill Stephenson Denies It AllDear Turk:What do you think, one of the girlsat the dorm tried to explain walkingin her sleep on the grounds that shedreamed she was out riding with aBeta.—LolitaABATTEMENTAll the bitter irony of life tricklesdown like drops of acid on an openwound which is the soul.Life—a tragedy by an excellentpoet—a worthless play with no curtainto lower—I must play the role.Believe in nothing—hope for every¬thing—get it—and then the utter de¬spair of ever having, from brutal gods,the things we ask for—things desired—unwanted.The cruel fulfillment of all wishes—the strains of tender music lashingthe heart with hopes and dreams un¬realized—never understood—and al¬ways granted .... Curious arrangement of mercilesslogic for a futile purpose—Life’s loveis a word to justify, by the rottenestkind of deceit, the filthy instinctswhich master us—instincts of hate—selfishness—loathesome cruelty . . . .There is no love, no honor, no pur¬ity—these are but names of tilingsdangled before us—glimpsed in thehalf light of dreams and flickeringaway like the smile of a harlot, turneddown in the street—things—things—things—ideals—whose very nonexist¬ence is a challenge to inextinguishablelonging—Something beautiful held be¬fore a suffering horde of men, afraidto face themselves—revolting at thereality they wallow in ... .Delectable ideals thrust down theirthroats with a vengeful fulfillment toproduce nausea . . .There is nothing true but self, self,self, self.... seeking.... j^aming forits gain cheating.. paying falsecoin... .snickering off in the darkness..believing it is deceiving others..de¬ceiving others... being deceived... itall means nothing.... and it does notmatter—Atlas CLASSIFIEDK1MBARK APARTMENTS6115 Kimbark AvenueLarge front room with kitchenettesuitable for two, $10.00. Two roomCHICAGO is entering a Conferencecross-country track team to travel afive mile course over the banks ofthe Mississippi and the other roughroads about Minneapolis. “The PoorNuts!"theRUSTY TRADITIONS“Make appearances count” saidsages of old,And for years people followed thisstatement;But the young generation has left theold foldAnd it follows this plan with abate¬ment.They don’t care a whoop what a fel¬low pretends..His appearance cuts no ice at all—It’s on Disappearances that there de¬pendsThe success of the Inter-frat ball!—GeoG side suite at $8.50. Single roomshousekeeping $5.00.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle-side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ed. In a small private family. CallDorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m. first class-. Phone Midway 1126, to¬day.LOST—A lady’s Duofold Pen.Name, Roselle F. Moss. Reward.Please return to Maroon office.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 InglesideLarge, well furnished room, ad¬ joining bath, suitable for three, $8.Rooms for two, $5. 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