Sixty - eightFreshmen receivereward for under¬going a severetraining period. Wyt 2Mp Jttaroon Last pep ses¬sion of yearscheduled for Fri¬day night in Man-del.Vol. 27/ No. 33. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 19261926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?miOROe HORGEN9TERJJMy column of yesterday has elic¬ited interest from one quarter atleast. I had hardly expected it to dothat: it had to do with the woes ofa column conductor, and so it wasmore in the way of an unburdeningof my own misery than an effort tosend the rest of the collegians backhome happy to the frat house. Nat¬urally enough, these things being asthey were, I had hardly looked foranyone to do much more than readit as a passing duty. But one man,as I say, did more than that; he feltthe justice of my remarks on th*»subject of column writing—the col¬umn struck back home, so far as hewas concerned. But then, again, Isuppose, there was no particular rea¬son why it shouldn’t. For the oneman whom it touched was a columnwriter himself, and had himself un¬dergone experiences similar to thosethrough which I had passed. The manwas my esteemed co-worker, TerribleTurk, whose duty it is to grind outthe Whistle, Maroon comic column.“Anent your comment about egg¬ing on from the superiors of the pa¬per,” said Turk, when he came up towhisper in my ear yesterday after¬noon, *‘I have this to say . . that myexperience along the same lines waseven more gruesome than yours.For,” continued Turk, “at the meet¬ing of The Maroon staff last Friday,one of the guiding minds of the pa¬per got up and said, referring to mycolumn, that word had come out ofthe office of the President of theUniversity that it was the dirtiestthing those therein had had oppor¬tunity to read in many a long day.Now,” said Turk, ‘‘were I at anyother college than this, I should haveconsidered that I had been paid thehighest of compliments. Indeed, Ishould have felt that I had reachedthe ultimate point of attainment incomic writing, and that life had noth¬ing more to offer. But, unfortunate¬ly, I was not at any other college.”And he looked ineffably sad.• * *“Now,” went on Terrible Turk(or, as he is known in the flesh, Mr.Leo Stone), “there was obviouslysomething to be done about the ac¬cusation made by ‘the president’s of¬fice’. There was no doubt that‘the president’s office' did notlook favorably upon myprogress towards what, in anyother place, would be considered theacme of college comic attainment.It is my desire,” said Mr. Stone,“that my true position be made clearto my admirers. I should like thereaders of The Maroon to understandthat 1 must do two things at once,where only one ought to be done. Imust, first, include in my strip onlysuch stuff as will meet the approvalof the chaste taste of those who com¬pose our faculty; again, I must alsohave enough stuff in it of that pecu¬liar nature which years of experiencehas demonstrated best satisfies theappetite of the collegian. So,” hesummed up, “life on the Whistle isone eternal swing of the pendulumfrom Whizz-Bang on one sideto Y. M. C- A. bulletin on the other.”I sympathize with Mr. Stone. Hisdifficulties appall me. In some as¬pects, they are even wore than thosewhich confront me. For Mr. Stonecannot, like I can in my column, behimself; he must be somebody, oranybody, else—an indefinite organthat must strike the note that thecrowd wants, although that note maybe more remote from his real nature°r inclinations than the South Pole, anote which often enough he picks upfrom somewhere else, and relays on.Yessir, it’s a tough life, this being acolumnist. If, as Mr. Stone and Iagree, a few of the boys who smileat our occasional miscarriages wouldtry writing a column just once, in¬stead of smiling at our slips, they’dfind out for themselves.m 68 EARN GREEN CAP HONORSFight, Not Victory—Battle-cry of StudentsPEP SESSION FORWISCONSIN GOFRIDAY NIGHT‘Babe’ Meigs,, Jimmy Cusack,and Jimmy Twohig Ex¬hort Team to do BestAll the pep that a Mandef hall fullof men, women, and faith can mus¬ter will show the Old Man and hisMaroons that fight, not victory, iswhat Chicago wants, when the lastpep session of the year, set for 7:15tomorrow evening, calls two thousandstudents to send their crippled heroesinto battle.Four men whose characters havebuilt Maroon teams of every kindwill address the gathering. JimmyTwohig, keeper of Stagg field, whohas seen his “byes” win and lose forthirty-five years will carry the spiritof the “old school” to the team.Babe Meigs. Maroon star of 1906 andnow publisher of the Herald-Exam¬iner is due to tell how football andspirit .worked together twenty yearsago. Fritz Crisler, all-American endand assistant coach, has a short mes¬sage for the team, as has Jim Cusack,form captain of the track squad.Stags Carrie* MessageAmos Alonzo Stagg, with five con-sective defeats to mar his record asa coach, has the task of telling hisschool and his team that a green,(Continued on page 4) Bugs? TelephoneInformation OfficeClerk May KnowFrantic ringing of the telephone,with a busy clerk rushing to answerthe summons. A sweet feminine voiceover the ’phone “Would you pleasetell me what kind of bugs are crawl¬ing around in the coal pile in backof the power house?” A moment ofdistraction, and the Information Of¬fice transfers the call to the Biol¬ogy department.Such intelligent questions are apart of the requirements to be metby the nimble brained clerks of theoffice. Fast thinking is required totell at a moment’s notice the birth¬place of Vernon McPeanut Brittle/ orthe last name and telephone numberof a man named Charlie who lives onFifty-Seventh Street.“No rest,” says the head clerk,“for the wicket.”FIRST TEA DANCEAT I SI U. HOUSESettlement Holds First OFSeries Friday at 4Local Publisher Psi Upsilon will be host at the firstSettlement Drive tea dance on Fridayafternoon at 4. Tickets are alreadyon sale by various, campus women un¬der the leadership of Catherine Fitz¬gerald. George Jones furnishing theTalks to ClassIn NewswritingMr. Frank K. Reilly, friend ofmany Chicago writers from the daysof Eugene Field and George Ade,has been invited to speak to mem¬bers of Mr. Frank H. O’Hara’s News¬writing class tomorrow at 11 inCobb 109.Mr. Reilly is the president of theReilly and Lee Publishing companyof Chicago and president of theWhite Paper club. Each quarter aprominent speaker is asked to ad¬dress the class.REQUEST CLUBS TOENUMERATE ITEMSFOR Y. W. BAZAARClub donations for the Y. W*Christmas Bazaar must be enumer¬ated to Rebeccah Green, chairman ofthe committee, before Monday. Theclubs should state whether or not,they wish any changes made in theirassignment of articles.Miss Green has requested that onerepresentative from each club meetwith her this afternoon at 3 in theY. W. office of Ida Noyes hall. Clubdonations for the bazaar includehandkerchiefs, shoe trees, garters,kitchen aprons, towels, bridge sets,place cards, tally cards, candy andcakes.Ken Blake PlaysFor Badger MixerKen Blake will furnish the musicfor the mixer at the Reynolds Clubafter the Wisconsin game. There willbe dancing in both lounges and themusic will broadcasted into the southlounge.The members of the Deltho Clubwill have charge of the refreshments. music.Holmes Boynton, co-chairman ofthe finance committee, announces sub¬stitution in the cases of five teamcaptains: Margaret Pringle for Flor¬ence Bloom, Stewart McMullen forMaturin Bay, Charles Cutter for Ed.Woolf. Perry Thomas for Virgil Gist,and Henry Losch for Fred Hack. Allteam captains are to attend a meet¬ing in Cobb 206, Friday at twelve.Frosh Board DecidesClass Dinner To BeHeld in Near FutureFor the purpose of further ac¬quainting the Freshman with eachother, the Freshman Board of Man¬agement which held its first meetingTuesday night, has decided to hold aclass dinner or mixer in the near fu¬ture. The opinion of the class as towhich it desires most will be invitedat Chapel next Monday.The advisability of P’reshman weekwas also discussed and, by arousingclass expression on it, the Boardhopes to determine just what its ad¬vantages and disadvantages were.False Alarm! BellAwakens GreenwoodAlarm clocks created a stir atGreenwood hall yesterday morn¬ing.As a practical joke, membersof the hall set alarms which wereto ring at different intervals dur¬ing the night in the room of oneof the stqdents. When the firstalarm rang it was taken for thefire bell, and everyone rusheddownstairs for fire drill.Assured that it was a false call,the women returned to bed, onlyto be re-atvakened in a short time.At 6:50 a bell summoned themagain from their sleep. It wasa real fire drill. PRESS EXPERTSDESIGN PROGRAMFOR GREEK BALLComplete Plans For AnnualFormal at ShorelandWednesdayNovel programs have been addedto the innovations to be introducedat the Interfraternity ball on Novem¬ber 23- The University Press design¬ed a new program which will makeits debut at the affair at the Shore-land when Greek meets Greek.Credit for this novelty is dividedbetween Mr. Bauman and R. C.Franz. The program will be printedon a Japanese paper in three tonesand will contain the names of theleaders and members of the Inter¬fraternity council who have plannedthe ball.Decorate With ShieldsDecorations for this year’s ballwill center around the shields of thecampus fraternities which will behung around the walls of the ball¬room.Refreshments consisting of punchand cakes will be served during theevening and at the conclusion ofthe dancing, the revelers will go tothe Louis XVI room for an earlybreakfast while Walter Ford’s synco-pators play taps to the evening’smerry-making.Parisian ActressSpeaks On FrenchCinema and StarsMadame Adrienne Ambricourt, amember of the cast of Mrs. SamuelInsull’s Repertoire company nowplaying “The Runaway Road,” willtalk at a meeting of Le Cercle Fran-cais today at 4:30 in the MaisonFrancais, 5810 Woodlawn Avenue.The subject of her lecture will be“Le Cinema en France,” in whichshe will tell about moving picturesand movie stars in France.Besides taking part in “The Run¬away Road,” Madame Ambricourtplayed with Sarah Bernhardt in NewYork.DEADLINE ON PHOTOSFOR ANNUAL PASSES,WARNING TO SENIORS British DiplomatTo Hear SydneyMen Debate HereThe debate to be held betweenthe University of Sydney, Australia,and the University of Chicago willhave added interest in the presenceof the British Vice-Consul Lennoxand his wife at the banquet to pre¬cede the debate. Delta Sigma Rhodebating society in cooperation withthe English-Speaking Union, is giv¬ing the banquet, which will be heldin Hutchinson Refectory.During the debate, the Women’sSpeaking club will act as ushers andthe Men’s Speaking club will havecharge of counting the ballots. Tic¬kets are on sale at the UniversityBook Store and at Woodworth’s.PAY CLASS DUESIN SENIOR CHAPELCarry Canes for SecondTime TodayFollowing an address by PresidentMax Mason in senior chapel today,class dues will be collected. All mem¬bers of the senior class are requestedto have the exact change, twenty-fivecents, ready so that there will be noconfusion.Senior canes make their secondappearance on campus today. TheUniversity bookstore has been doinga rushing business in these articles,but there are still a number of se¬niors who have not heeded the warn¬ing of their president and do not pos¬sess swagger-sticks.Groups have been organized by theloyal senior men and they are deter¬mined to subdue the insurgents evenif drastic measures are found to benecessary.Men Uphold DorisBlake’s Advice InProblems Of LoveThe deadline for Cap and Gownpictures is passed and as usual thereare plenty of seniors, club women andfraternity men who have not yet beenshot by the camera.The editor forcibly states that therewill be no second deadline but theprocrastinating few may still see thephotographer if they do so immedi¬ately.Proofs have already commenced topour in and it is generally concededthat Morrison is no mean photog¬rapher.Publications BoardMeets Today at 3:30Members of the Board of StudentPublications will hold a meeting to¬day at 3:30 o’clock in the offices ofFrank H. O’Hara in Cobb hall.It is imperative that all the mem¬bers be present according to WalterWilliamson, chairman, as importantmatters will be discussed. With the men upholding DorisBlake, and the women firmly arguingthat her column should be abolished,members of the Women Speakers*club and the Men Speakers’ club willstage a debate tonight at 7 in IdaNoyes hall.Formally stated, the question fordebate is “Resolved: That the DorisBlake column should be abolishedfrom the Chicago Daily Tribune.”The affirmative side will be upheld byIda Rubenstein, Margaret Knox, andEvelyn Starling, V. Frank Coe, HalArden, and Leonard W. Stearns aremembers of the negative team.Maroon BalloonsRise at Kick-OffSeven hundred maroon balloonswill darken the skies at the open¬ing kick-off of the final game ofthe season with Wisconsin Satur¬day.This plan was announced by BillWeddell, head cheer leader, aftera consideration of the success ofpast “balloon cheers.” Forty wom¬en will sell seven hundred maroon,and three hundred red balloons.Proceeds will go to the UniversitySettlement fund.All saleswomen have been re¬quested to meet Saturday, at 12, inthe Reynolds club, with boxes formoney and $1.50 in change. EXAM, ATTITUDEAND ACTIVITIESBASES OF CHOICEAttendance Likewise EarnsMembership ForYearlingsSixty-eight Freshmen were electedto membership in the Green Cap clubyesterday.Membership was awarded on fourqualifications: the mark given on theexamination, the amount of extracurricular activities which candidatesassumed in addition to the Green Capclub, the general attitude of the can¬didates, and the regularity of attend¬ance, according to John Howe, chair¬man of the Board of Directors.Limit Extended“The original plan was to limit themembership in the organization toforty men so that the group mightnot be so unwieldly as to prevent itsfunctioning after the upper-class-men step out. The sixty-eight menhowever, were so regular in attend¬ance, and so admirable in attitudethat we could not rightfully keepthem out,” Howe stated.Successful CandidatesArthur Abbott, Clifford Alger,Herbert Beardsley, William Belt,Herbert Beech', Joseph Bonnem, Dun¬ning Brown, Joseph Brady.William F. Calohan, Louis Engel,Gilbert Daniels, William Davenport,Jack Diamond, Jack Dowding, Hen¬ry Fischer, Ernest Fickel, JohnFreeman, Elmer Friedman, LeslieGardiner William Gartside, ThomasGibbs, Eugene Gelbspan, RichardGrossman, Samuel Goldberg, HaroldGoldstein.William Hadfield, Thomas Hair,William Harshe, Harold Haydon, Hu¬bert Hoffert, George Heppe, LeonardHirsch, Jack Holt, Maurice Halohan,Floyd Huenergardt, Howard Jersild,Charles Kendall, Burks Kinney, JohnKnox.Edward Lawler, Dexter Masters,John McCarthy, Robert McCormack,John McNeil, Frank Milchrist, CarlMeadows, Irving Naiburg, JamesPaddock, Ernest Payne, George Ray,John Reed, John Ridge, Hugh Riddle,Norman Root, James Rutter.James Sheldon, Dick Simpson, Er¬nest Stevens, Earl Stocker, RichardSwigart, Fred Test, Leland Tolman,Thomas Vinson, Lloyd Wechsler,Howard Willett, Lloyd Wilson, Gay¬lord Wine, Charles Yager.WOMEN INTRIGUEDBY SWEDISH WORK;NOW TAKE LESSONSBright colored mittens, whose pat¬terns represent the different sectionsof Sweden, have invaded the campus.Women have asked Mrs. Anna Pe¬terson Berg, the Swedish instructorwho brought the mittens to IdaNoyes hall with her exhibition ofSwedish needlework, to teach themher novel stitches. Accordingly Mrs.Berg has arranged to extend her visitso that beginning next week she willgive lessons in Swedish handicraftfrom 9 to 12 in the Sewing room onthe third floor of Ida Noyes hall.Set Last Date forMirror ManuscriptsFinal deadline for Mirror manu¬scripts has been set for Tuesday at12. They may be submitted to Bet¬ty Graham, president of Mirror at5831 Kenwood Avenue.Women selected at the recent try¬outs should meet with Mr. FrankParker tomorrow at 3:30. Furtherballet try-outs will be held at 4:30.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1926Sathj IKaroonFOUNDED IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL 8TUDBNT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:IS.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postofflce, Chicago, Illinois, March IS.1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any material■DDearlng In this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office.Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings •Member of the Western Cenference Press Association WHAT’S ON TODAYY. M. C. A. Open House will beheld at 4:00 in Reynolds clubhouse.All University men are invited.Dr. Elias Lowe, Oxford University,will give a public lecture on “TheOrigin of Our Handwriting and Print¬ing Types,” at 4:30 in Harper As¬sembly room.Bacteriology club will meet at 4:30in Ricketts North 7. Miss Branhamwill speak on “Some Interesting An¬aerobes from the Respiratory Tract.”The StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorGeorge Gruskin AssistantAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield. News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore Assistant Mrs. P. A. Constantanides willspeak on “Electrical Properties andthe Nature of Active Nitrogen,” atRES NON MUTANTIT was bitter cold as we buttoned our great coats and edged intothe blizzard just outside the east campus entrance of Harper at9:50 the other evening. Verily, the driving snow and dull sleethurled us on into the thick of the storm. And then the wind died,the snow floated eerily, the sleet pattered down, and Joe, Oscar,Hennery, and we took stock of the whereabouts.The campus was a glistening symphony of purest white. Inback of us the Gothic of Harper silhouetted itself bulkily againstthe blackness. Leering over us like the teeth of the Pebeco ladywere the halls—Foster, and the others. And law, a blind, hoarygiant. And there were the quadrangles, dream-castles of diamonds,breathing the very essence of beauty, holiness, paradise. And overall, freezing all, hung the cold, piercing, relentless.“Holy cockeye!" in a tremulous voice from the depths of Hennery's red and blue muffler, “it’s cold."And it was. To us it was colder than it was beautiful. To usthe coldness was the most imminent thing in all the world. To usa cup of coffee would mean more than everything life had to offer.“Let’s shivered Oscar in a numb voice, “let’s get a cup ofcoffee at - -at - - the coffee shop!”Surely the powers that be had read that sweeping plaint of TheDaily Maroon and had decided to keep the coffee shop open until10 P. M. Surely they had done that.But the coffee shop was closed. Our blue Angers and ice-encrusted boots pounded in vain. Joe dropped dead on the Seal,Hennery froze stiff crossing the street a moment later, Oscar movedan eyelid after three hours of boiling, and we - - - we wondered ifthe coffee shop people actually missed that editorial.THE COUP D’ETAT OF BRAWNIS the debate regaining consciousness?For more than a decade now this iron-souled old institutionhas been slowly falling into lethargy. It has not only been treatedlightly but it has been almost completely ignored. Athletics haveswept over the realm of collegiate interest like an Ohio river at flood¬time. They are responsible in a large part for the swamping of theonly existing fom of mental competition between institutions oflearning.This belated position of the debate is a distinct Americanism.In pre-football, times—as in England now—intercollegiate struggleswere won or lost from the rostrum. Victory came to a silver-tonguedoator and to the man with the nimble wit. It was brains versusbrains. But that was before the coup d’etat of brawn.The University of Sydney-Maroon debate approaches. Lastweek the Australians out-witted and out-argued the University ofKansas by forty points.Over in Harper library a record-breaking number of aspiantsto the trio tried out this year. They showed renewed interest. Re¬port has it that they are a leaher-lunged lot, that they have been welltrained and are well prepared. Is this rejuvenated interest in debat¬ing a result of an unsuccessful football team? Does mental competi¬tion revive when the battle of brawn declines? We wonder. Henry C.Lytton § SonsSTATE and JACKSON—Chicago ORRINGTON and CHURCH—Evanstonm * *Clothes for After 6 P. M.CLOTHES and things for evening wear must be un¬questionably correct. Of. that you may be certainabout any of our assortments—whatever the price youchoose to pay. And you will find here selections that rangefrom the very finest to the most moderately priced.Tuxedo SetsgLACK enamelwith pearl in¬lay. Cuff links,and studs,. $5.Set with vest but¬tons, $8 and up.ff »After SixDinner Suits'J'HAT’S the time you’llwant your Dinner Suitand that’s the name of thenew one Society Brand hasstyled for us. In a new ex¬clusive fabric with shadowsilk lapels and buttons, $60. Dress Shirts'T'HE pleated bosom was im¬ported from Austria, thebody is of self striped madras—made up in this country toour rigid standards. $5.Others $3.50 and $4.Tuxedo BatsII7ITH many varia-* tions of self fig¬ures and stripes. $1to $2.50. Stiff HatsOTETSON Derbies,° $8, $9 and $10.Tuxedo soft Hats, $9lSilk MufflersgEAUTIFUL im-ported black andwhite silk Mufflers insmart crossbar pat¬terns, $15 to $18.WaistcoatsJ^LACK silk with selllapel, sketched$13.50. Plain figuredsilk, $7 and up. * Whitepique Waistcoats.$7 to $22.50HandkerchiefsP'INE sheer linenHandkerchiefs withjacquard borders, $1,$1.50 to $2.50. Dress OxfordsP'INE patent leather Ox¬fords with tip or plaintoe. A feature value at $7.Others $6 to $13.Complete Selections of All Merchandise Advertised in Our Evanston ShoprrrTrrrr 4■ iStaggmen honor vetsat Stagg dinner. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Littlemen set for big Itime here Saturday./. ;Thursday Morning November 18, 1926 — 1STAGGMEN CONTINUE LIGHT DRILL; BADGERS CONFIDENTharriers travelTO GOPHER CAMPFOR TITLE MEETBurke, Williams, Hegovic,Jackson, Berndtson, andHitz Make TripAfter an absence of two years,Chicago will again enter a cross¬country team to compete for the BigTen Championship in this annualevent This year’s meet will be heldnext Saturday at Minneapolis whereeach school in the conference will berepresented by a teatn of not morethan ten men.Difficult CourseThe following runners, Burke, Wil¬liams, Hegovic, Hitz, Jackson andBerndtson will leave next Fridaynight. The Maroon entries will beseriously handicapped by the natureof the five mile course. This courseadjoins the banks of the Mississippiriver, has two hills, over a hundredfeet high, which are the obstacle tothe Chicago team, since they havebeen unable to train on anything buta level track.Wisconsin FavoredThe favorites to cop the topplaces are, Wisconsin, Iowa, and Ohiostate. I^ast year’s victor, Chapman,of Wisconsin, will receive some stiffcompetition from Hunn, who placedsecond last year and Capt. Spears, ofIowa. Chicago’s best bet is Wake¬field Burke, who has been showinggood form in practice runs.WOMEN BOWL NOW;GOLF SEASON OVERBowling is now the fad in women’ssports. Since the cold weather hasdriven away the golfers every dayfrom 2:30 to 3:30 women enthusiastsbowl in the lower gym of Ida Noyeshall.Women find the game complicatedas well as fascinating. The difficultrules are hard to learn, and the six¬teen pound balls are causes of com¬plaint. All muscles are exercised,but it is enjoyable sport, and there ispromise of many husky players be¬fore the season is over. CARDINALS WIN TOUCHBALL TITLEFirst Cage InjuryLalon Farwell, guard on thebasketball squad, earned the dis¬tinction of having suffered thefirst injury of the cage season,when, during last night’s scrim¬mage his upper lip was badly torn.Two stitches had to be taken toclose the wound and Farwell willbe out of practice for about aweek. Curiously, his lip was tornin almost the same place duringthe 1925 season.MAROON SPLASHESThe following men because theyare members of the university swimsquad, are ineligible to compete inthe 3rd annual Intramural Swim¬ming Carnival: Baumrucker, G. 0.,M. Bay, G. Campbell, Ed. Fellinger,J. M. Getzov, B. Gordon, J. Green¬berg, J. P. Hall, R. Hough, J. P.Howe, M. Jelinek, A. Krogh, R. F.Markley, K. Mygdal, Ed. Noyes, Geo.Percy, H. Rittenhouse, J. H. White,T. Wilder. All other men are eligible.Entries may be made individuallyor in teams.INDOOR TRACK WILLSTART NEXT WEEK;MATERIAL IS GOODThe Indoor Track season will of¬ficially open next week, following theConference cross country meet,which is to be held Saturday overMinnesota’s course.According to the coaches’ opinionthe season’s outlook for the Maroonsquad is exceedingly bright. CoachStagg is concentrating on buildingup a tw'o mile relay team. It will beheaded by Ex. Capt. Cusack and willbe filled out by three phenomenalfreshman from last season, namely:Burke, Williams, and Gist. Each oneof these men is able to trot the one-half distance in under two minutes.Many of the football men are ex¬pected to change their moleskins fortrack togs and help bolster the squadespecially in the field and weightevents. Capt. Bert McKinney is themost valuable of these men. MACS, BURTONSARE RUNNERS - UPDeke, Psi U, Alpha Delt,Phi Gam, Sig Nu, D. U.,Phi Sig Lead GreeksThe club touchball championshipstruggle came to an end last nightwith the announcement of the Car¬dinal outfit as league winners by theIntramural office. The Cardinalsswept through the season a bit aheadof the Macs and Burtons in the per¬centage column and the final tallygives them the winners cup with thelatter clubs taking second and thirdrespectively.The results in the fraternityleagues are still enshrouded in mys¬terious figures but in each league sev¬eral teams are far in the lead. SigmaNu with four wins and one tie leadsthe Gamma section. Chi Psi havingwon three and lost two is second.Kappa Nu is third with one win, onetie, one defeat and two to play.Phi Gams AheadIn Alpha league Phi Gamma Deltawith four wins and one tie areahead while Kappa Sig, with twowins and two losses trail. Delta Up-silon and Phi Sigma Delta of Epsilondivision are running a neck and neckrace, both having a record of threewins and one tie apiece.ROUSE BADGER PEPIN ANNUAL BANQUETSimmering Wisconsin spirit inChicago will be heated to the boilingpot Friday evening at the AnnualFootball Dinner of the University ofWisconsin Club of Chicago, \vhich isto be given this year in the HotelLaSalle. All Wisconsin alumni andtheir guests have been notified andthe re-union will be one of the bestever staged by the Badgers. The Car¬dinal Band and a squad of cheerlead¬ers will be on hand to work up thepep. Coach George Little and Presi¬dent Glen Frank will speak to theteam and the guests.BOY, HOWDY!Every Friday Night IsCollege Night- - AT THE - -Beautifully| New Pershing Palace iCottage Grove at 64th j| under the personal direction of JSAM & DAVE WOLF \| featuring jS LOUIS PANICO Il <i and his orchestra |A good show, a perfect floor, and a Madame Elizabeth French ^^ doll to the best couple on the floor. J\ COVER CHARGE FIFTY CENTS jililllilillllillllliiliifliliiilliililllfilillliilli To Honor VetsThe football squad will honorits veterans tonight at a privatedinner at which six of the varsityseniors who are to play their lastgame of intercollegiate footballSaturday will be guests. CaptainMarks, Stan Rouse, Apitz, Mc¬Kinney, Neff, and Gjreenebaumare the graduating players and thesquad will be host to them.I-M INKLINGSAll touchball games for yesterdaywere postponed because of the rainand snow. If the weather permits thefollowing games will be played to¬day.3:00Phi Beta Delta vs: Tau Kappa Ep¬silon.Lambda Chi Alpha vs. Alpha TauOmega.3:45Alpha Sigma Phi vs. Kappa Nu.Delta Upsilon vs. Phi Sigma Delta.********A meeting of the rules committeewas held yesterday. Importantchanges to be announced later weremade. RAIN PUTS RISK IN SCRIMMAGE SOTEAM RUNS SIGNALS; WIN OYERIOWA PEPS UP WISCONSIN HOPESCoach Little Drives MenIn Practice; BadgerTeam IntactMadison, Wis., Nov. 18, 1926.—The Cardinal mentors are on theirtoes this week, smoothing out therough spots in the new Wisconsinoffensive combination. Little realizesthat the Maroons are always difficultto dispose of in the closing game atStagg Field and will not permit hisboys to ease up at all after the Iowavictory.None of the outstanding playerson the Badger roster were seriouslyinjured in last Saturday’s affair.Jeff Burrus, who was held on thebench due to an injury, will surelybe a starter at the Midway, his lastgame for the Cardinal. Leitl, veterantackle, was not in shape to play theentire game against Iowa, but istaking his play regularly this weekon the first eleven.The 20 to 10 win over Burt Ing-werson's Hawks Saturday was grati¬fying to the 40,000 Homecoming(Continued on page 4) Versatile Midway AttackWill IncludeEverything“Let it rain, let it pour.” So voicedthe Old Man last evening as he tookhis gridders under the shelter of thenew North Stand and again put themthrough signal drill.Although the first hard session ofthe week was expected for last night,it turned out to be another lightwork-out. If it hadn’t been for thesteady downpour which lead up toand continued through practicehours there would have been scrim¬mage, no doubt, and plenty of it.Save TeamWith the slippery playing condi¬tions it was too dangerous a task torisk the team in injuries. With allthe players in good shape for thefirst time this year Coach Staggwants to keep them that way forthe Badger fray.If any light was cast on the com¬ing game by the easy drill last eve¬ning it surely was that the Maroonsare to take the field ready to openup with forward passes, trick plays.anOld GradoftheClass of’07PRINCE ALBERT stepped out into the worldnearly twenty years ago. Success was immediate• . . and outstanding. Because P. A. measuresup to the first and greatest rule for success: It hasthe goods! The school of experience has pro¬duced no finer tobacco than this.w -ijUT j|sJust buy yourself a tidy red tin of P. A. andtamp a load flush with the muzzle of your oldjimmy-pipe. Connect with a match, and letthat first wonderful drag tell you that no othertobacco can come within a mile of this for sheerpipe-quality.Cool as a dormitory radiator. Sweet as anextra cut. Fragrant as a peach-orchard. P. A.can’t bite your tongue or parch your throat—another important detail. 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C. —_ jverywher ...tidy red tins, pound and half,pound tin humidors, andpound crystal-glass humidorswith sponge-moistener top.And. always with every bitof bite and parch removed bythe Prince Albert process.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 1926^Ae ' -A “WhistleFIRST SNOW FLAKESFirst flakes of snow slip stealthilydownThrough an unknown realm of air—Frightened to yield to the uncleantownTheir virgin bodies bare.Slipping, rising, a sudden plunge,Then smirched on the eager mudThey give themselves with a quick*ened lunge—Scare feel the leathery thud.Faster and eagerly fall new flakesIn a passion gripped, reckless throngLeaving their souls in their vanishedwakes,Singing a soundless song.—AtlasOH SHADES OF DEPARTEDWHISTLE EDITORS, Hearken!With a tear smiling from each ofour deep violet eyes, we tremblinglyinscribe for the fi rst time in Whistlehistory— A Contributed’s Day! !At the Windermere Gone WestDear Whistle:The Anatomy bulletin board overat the Medical school announces that“The Bone room will be open everyThursday from five to six.” We wishyou would find out the cover chargeand whose orchestra is playing.—Nelson’s NephewYOU SEE?I think perhaps you wondered whyAs we stood idly laughing there,I said so suddenly, “Kiss me good¬bye.”You see it was a little prayerThat kiss.... to guard me wellWhen I went out with him. I couldnot tellHow I might feel, but dear, I knewThe little kiss would see me throughFor I could never. . . . never careFor him. . . .remembering you.—Peter PanOnly Over Atlas’s Dead BodyTurk:You are very fortunate in havinga contributor like Peter Pan. Hervarying moods intrigue me. The gaynonchalance of that risidculous end¬ing in “Real Life Pictures”—thewistfulness of “There are a Thou¬sand Little Strings”—the delightfulfantasy of “Mood”—the bitternessof “Remembrance” and oh, a thou¬sand other things I haven’t time tomention. I should like to meet her.—TommyAW!Feller that’s alius yellin’ adviceabout not cryin’ over spilt milk mostgenerally hain’t spilt none himself.A man would rather pick up a lem¬on than have a peach thrown athim.No matter how free he is with hismopey, a man can’t drop a nickelwithout slapping his foot on it.—SisECSTASYGreat God, who ruleth the heavensabove,Why hast thou sent me this cursecalled love?I had but meant to ply my books,And ne’er to respond to amorouslooks,Or rest my head on someone’s breastWtih face upturned in unholy questOf kisses warmed, by passion’s fire.But now my heart burns with desire,And my eyes gleam with an emotionInspired, thou knowest, against myvolition.My lips are parted, and fast mybreath,God grant I expire in this littledeath!—LuciaSENIOR CANES, SENIORCANES! Thursday is the day! !—TERRIBLE TURK HUNDRED SIXTYTHOUSAND AREAUTO VICTIMSCommittee Predicts 520,000Fatalities In NextTwo DecadesApproximately 165,000 personslost their lives during the pasttwenty years as a result of automo¬bile accidents, according to a state¬ment issued by the Committee onTraffic Accident Statistics of the Na¬tional Conference on Street andHighway Safety. This number isequivalent to the total population insuch towns as Ft. Worth, Tex., GrandRapids, Mich., or Youngstown, 0.The Committee estimates that ifthe death rate f rom automobile ac¬cidents in 1925 should continue un¬changed for the next twenty years,and if the population of the UnitedStates at the same time should re¬main stationary, the total number offatilities due to automobile accidentsin that period will be approximately440,000 persons.If adequate steps are not taken tocurb the growing menance of auto¬mobile accidents, the results will bean increasing number of deaths fromthis cause year after year.Should the population of the Unit¬ed States increase during the nexttwenty years at the same rate that ithas increased annually since 1920,and if the automobile death rateshould remain the same as in 1925,the total number of deaths during thenext two decades would be about520,000 persons, or a number equiv¬alent to the total population of citieslike Milwaukee, Wis., or Washing¬ton, D. C.The number of deaths from auto¬mobile accidents has increased yearby year from a total of 412 in 1906to a total of 21,627 in 1925.PEP SESSION FOR WISCONSINGO TOMORROW NIGHT(Continued from page 1)badly bent machine with a heart canwin football games.“We’re going to be long oncheers and short on talk tomorrownight,” said Bill Weddell, head cheerleader. “If all the team needs is oursupport, there shouldn’t be anythingto keep them from licking Wiscon-ATTENTIONSTUDENTS!We cater especially to studenttrade at most reasonable prices.Cleaning - Pressing - RepairingM. SHINDERMAN1114 E. 55th StreetTel. Midway 6958Work called for and delivered.NestlesMilkChocolateCroquettesRichest in Cream STAGGMEN CONTINUELIGHT DRILL(Continued from page 3)grads, who, stuck with their teamthrough the two recent reverses. Lit¬tle, and his staff, deserve unlimitedcredit for revamping their attack infive days after the Michigan encoun¬ter. It was a perfectly functioningoverhead attack, a series of smashingline plays and some clever cut backsthat resulted in the three touchdownsthat sent the Hawkeyes back to IowaCity the losers.Gene Rose and Joe Kresky, sopho¬more backs, playing their first fullgames for Coach Little, coveredthemselves with glory. The first men¬tioned turned in as fine an exhibitionof forward passing seen on Randallfield for years, and in addition was apower on the defense and a threatwhen toting the ball off the tackles.Kresky was making more than hisshare of tackles in the secondarydefense, and gained regularly whencalled upin to hit the Hawk’s line.Crofoot was a splendid field gen¬eral, mixing them up withsuch deception that the opposi¬tion were taken off their guards onnumerous occasions. Capt. Harmonplayed his best game of the year athalfback, going into the fray shirtlyafter the starting whistle. Welchand Cameron were great at the ends,especially in the art of pass receiv¬ing.The game was unusual in thatthere was very little punting all after¬noon. Both elevens displayed strongoffensive power, and slightly weakerdefensive strength. Schuette andStraubel were the shining lights inthe Cardinal forward wall.There will be but one strenuousscrimmage for the regulars this weekwhich will be held Wednesday. Thesquad will journey to Chicago Fridaymorning.One Cut for MissingClasses November 26No drastic measures are to be tak¬en this year in dealing with cuttingclasses the Friday after Thanksgiv¬ing. 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