Maroon debat-0i*5 are stcwninj[up as day of de¬bate approaches. ®f)e Batfo Jllaroon They face aformidable teamas yet undefeatedin America.Vol. 27. No. 32. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1926 Price Five Centshat Of IT?feoafiE mo^censternIt is obvious enough to anyonewho reads this or any column at allregularly that it is pretty inevitablethat a columnist loses what the Eng¬lish teachers call “tone” now andthen. I, from my own experience,unoW, thier to be so—but in admittingit I lay claim to having the qualityin the first place, an idea whichsome of my more lukewarm admir¬ed may be inclined to dispute. How|onjr a columnist is off key duringthese fits of dullness varies. I, itwas told me that last week by oneof my superiors, on advices receivedfrom that mystic shrine, “the Presi¬dent’s office,” so often invoked byThe Maroon chiefs in spurring thestaff on to better things, had of latebeen on the downgrade. I did notargue about it. Perhaps I thought,I have been. What of it? Such thingsoccur regularly in the lives of allcolumnists. “Shades of Hey Brounoft remind us”—* * * *It takes no words from others totell me when, as a columnist, I am“off.” I need no outside informationto arouse me to a sense of sin, noheated supplication to arise out ofthe ditch, set my teeth, and ploughoff up the road once more, my facebeaming in the light of the morningsun. All such proddings, lyrical orotherwise, from the outside are nicein their way, but they do no good,nor result in a turn for the better.When, indeed, a columnist gets in therut. he can do nothing but sit aroundand wait for the next day, with thehope that he’ll get back into stride,and turn out “good” stuff once more.But the stuff that columns are madeof is never good, as I pointed outhere once before; it is merely goodto a degree, within those limitationsthat the essential cheapness of jour¬nalism sets up. Column stuff is ‘goodinsofar as it dots for something toread when nothing better is at handor happens to strike the reader’smood, and does not bore.* * * *I suppose, however, that the crowdrelishes these bad days of mine nowand then. Unschooled in what a col¬umnist must be in order to get awayas such, the mob occasionally likes tosee the fellow who has the day be¬fore stuck his hand in the breast ofhis coat like Napoleon, struck an at¬titude like Mark Anthony, and toldsomebody or other (the footballteam, mayhap, or the Phi Beta Kap¬pa Society) just where it fails toclick,—the mob, I say, likes to seesuch a fellow shown up now andthen, shown that, after all, he is notso good. And in doing this, the mobis performing as it should, and al¬ways will, perform. For the c rowd,as a crowd, is lacking in any percep¬tion of the humor or irony of things;it is heavy with the weight of groupdumbness upon it. As individuals, itmay have, in some cases, perceptionand breadth of understanding. But asa crowd it is a loss. Look at any classof Phil Allen’s and you’ll have torecognize that fact.* * * *And so the mob, being as it is,naturally cannot get the point ofview of the columnist. It cannottake anything he says with a grainof salt, but must go crying about thestreets in utter seriousness his lat¬est heresy. It is no wonder that,mistaken always and understood butinfrequently, the columnist shouldnow and then wonder what’s the use,and let himself slip for a while. Whatdifference, he asks himself, can itmake? Good or bad, what distinc¬tion can the crowd make, or careabout, if it does. An overwhelmingsense of futility seizes him at thestimes. He loses “tone.” But soonor late, his sunn^ disposition comeslimping back, a little battered andworn, but still there. And now, forthe day, we’re done. ADD WOLVERINESTO SYNCOPATORSFOR GREEK BALLTwo Orchestras to PlayContinuously; MeekerIs PartnerThe Wolverines, direct from theBook-Cadillac Hotel ip Detroit andhere “on tour,” will furnish a littlemusic for the social demons whocome up from under a fifteen-minutedeluge of Bobby Meeker’s syncopa-tirrn at the Interfraternity Ball nextWednesday night.TJiis is the latest move of BillHarrington and his committee whohope to make the Thanksgiving affairthe most memorable “first formal” Iyet staged. The bands will be located |at opposite ends of the Shoreland *balllroom and are scheduled to al-1ternate continuously, each playing a |fifteen-minute dance.Improve AcousticsThe acoustics of the huge ball-! room are going to be markedly im¬proved by the removal of the heavyvelvet drapes that deadened the mu¬sic at the Score elub-Skull and Cres¬cent dance. Decorations have beenelaborately planned and checkingconveniences will be expanded toeliminate any possible confusion.All fraternities wishing to havetheir songs played and sung at theball are requested to hand in twocopies of a song to Stanley Fried atthe Phi Sigma Delta house. Thisshould be done immediately, accord¬ing to Fried, as the first fourteen jsubmitted will be accepted. Lost Skull Sings‘Ain’tGotNobody’“There ain’t nobody going toleave this yere room,” said theSheriff, “until I’m satisfied heain’t got this yere skull secretedupon his pusson.” Prepare for thisboys, for at any time now it’slikely to happen. The fact is thatLocker 37 of the Anatomy build¬ing reports the loss—strayed, stol¬en or mislaid—of a nice skull,which disappeared Monday after¬noon from 27. Thirty-nine littlemedics are crying their eyes outfor the return of their pet.DEBAT RES READYFOR AUSTRALIAShafer, Gentry and Swirenon Maroon TeamY. W. AnnouncesDate For BazaarAnnual Christmas Bazaar spon¬sored by Y. W. C. A. will be heldFriday, Dec. 10, from 10 to 5 inIda Noyes hall. Dorothy McCoy, whohas been appointed by the Y. W.cabinet to direct the bazaar, haschosen the committees. The chair¬men are as follows: luncheon, Fran¬ces Kendall; finance, Betsy Farwell;freshman grabbag, Clair Davis andMargaret Newton; publicity, EllenHartman; commissions, EdwardaWilliams; workers, Marcella Ven-nemma; and booths, Dorothy Gaf-ford.Donations to the bazaar are beinggiven by the women’s clubs and theY. W. committees. Luncheon willbe served at 12 followed by a teain the afternoon.Profits reaped on the occasion willgo into the Y. W. C. A. fund to beused for many of that organizationscharities. Among the numerous serv¬ices that the Young Woman’s Chris¬tian Association supports are a ho¬tel, a hospital, dispensaries, settle¬ment houses, and an employmentbureau.SYDNEY DEBATERSWIN OVER KANSASThe University of Sydney Debat¬ing team has just succeeded in de¬feating the University of Kansas byan audience vote of 114 to 69. TheAustralians are to meet the Univer¬sity debaters next month to discussthe question: “The World War tend¬ed toward the peace of the world,”and judging from the rating whichthey have received from various pub¬lications they represent an excellentteam.Junior Class FeeDue Next ChapelAll members of the Junior Classare requested to pay their class duestoday during chapel. The class presi¬dent has requested that everyone bepresent and have the exact changewhich is 25 cents. Collection will bemade by the class council members. Practice debates with facultymembers have completed the train¬ing of the University team for theInternational debate with the Uni¬versity of Sydney Tuesday, Novem¬ber 23, at 8, in Mandel hall. The in¬vading speakers hail from Australia.The negative of the question“Resolved that the results of thegreat war have tended toward thepeace of the world” will be support¬ed by the Maroon aggregation com¬posed of Marvin Shafer, Georgeand Max Swiren with Meyer Gold¬berg as alternate.In honor of the Australians a ban¬quet will be given before the de¬bate. Tickets are on sale from C.E. Hayes of the alumni office.The members of the Australianteam are S. H. Heathwood, J. R.Godsall and Noel D. McIntosh. Theyarrive on campus this week.WISCONSIN WOMENLUNCHEON GUESTSOF LOCAL W. A. A.Friendly rivalry and the spirit ofthe football season will prevail atthe annual Wisconsin-Chicago W. A.A. luncheon which is to be servedSaturday at 12 in the sun parlors ofIda Noyes hall.Tickets may be secured for sixtycents from Margaret Nelson, Mar¬jorie Cooper, Mona Flanders, Elea¬nor Wilkins, Carol Hess, or HelenWalter any time before Friday noon.Margaret Nelson, assisted by vari¬ous committees is in charge of theaffair.ROOMING IMPORTANTSAYS MICHIGAN HEAD“If we spend all our money sim¬ply for educational facilities andneglect the home side we are failingto reach the ultimate goal of a uni¬versity,” said President Little, of theUniversity of Michigan, in a radiotalk recently. He compared the tak¬ing of students out of perfect homeconditions and thrusting them intorooming house conditions to thebreak that occurs when someonebreaks in upon a speech by arrivinglate or leaving early.“Y” HOLDS OPEN HOUSEThe “Y” is to hold another openhous# in the South Lounge of theReynolds Club on Thursday after¬noon from 4:00 to 6:00 o’clock. Aunique musical program is promisedand the details of the program willbe announced in#tomorrow’s Maroon.Over seventy men attended lastweek’s open house. DEVER TO ASSISTIN LAYING STONEOF TAYLOR HALLTwo Halls To CompleteTheological SeminaryBuildingsMayor William E. Dever will as¬sist in laying the corner stone ofGraham Taylor hall, the last unit ofthe new Theological seminary group,tomorrow afternoon at 4. GrahamTaylor, for whom the hall is namedwill be present to take part in thededication services, being conductedby members of the seminary faculty.Taylor hall will occupy the secondand third floors in the section of thebuilding facing University avenue.This assembly hall will be used forall lectures and chapel services heldin connection with the seminary. Itcontains a choir loft and will seattwenty-five people.Library Occupies RemainderHooker Memorial library will oc¬cupy the remaining portion of thebuilding, the reading rooms beingon the second and third floors andthe stacks on the first floor and inthe basement. Offices* of the depart¬ment will be located on the firstfloor also. A tower 160 feet high willtop the new halls and the adjoiningdormitories.The reading rooms have beenplanned so as to give them a softtone, lending itself well to study, andinducing silence.Sartorial MattersHold Spotlight atReynolds TonightThe Style Show being sponsoredby Score Club at 8 this evening inReynolds Club theatre, should por¬tray the utmost perfection in a sar¬torial way, with eight more or lessexperienced models. Three of theparaders will be James Cusack, Fe¬lix Saunders and George Percy, l’ep-resenting “what the well dressedcollege man should wear,” and tolend the air of reality, the Hub willfurnish the others.Del Olsen’s Orchestra will providethe rhythm essential to the best per¬formances of models, not to mentionthe best appreciation of spectators,with a genuine presentation of theVon Ammon-Drew accordian act. JoeBarron will illustrate pre-war clogdancing at its best, and as a final in¬ducement, everything is free.This is the second annual styleshow. “It is given to entertain themen of the campus and at the* 4ametime give them the latest informa¬tion on downtown styles,” said Rob-ert Harmon, president of ScoreClub.NOT CLASS COUNCILSAYS FROSH BOARDMore as a matter of personal prideand desire for exactitude than tosettle doubt, the Freshman Board ofManagement wishes it understoodthat it is just that and not the ClassCouncil as it is frequently and er¬roneously called. The latter is ap¬pointed by the President of the classupon his election while the formerserves until the elections are held.Seventy-five TryoutFor Mirror BalletSeventy-five women tried out yes¬terday for the ballet of the secondannual Mirror production. Thosewomen who were selected have beenrequested to meet with Mr. FrankParker, Friday at 3 :30 in the theaterof Ida Noyes hall. Faculty AuthorsRotarian GuestsTwenty-five of Chicago’s fore¬most authors including Miss Eliz¬abeth Wallace and Mr. P’rank H.O’Hara of the University facultywere the guests of a Rotaryclub luncheon held yesterday inthe Louis XVI room of the Sher¬man House.Mr. Edwin Balmer, president ofthe Midland Author’s club gave ashort talk. The guests were intro¬duced to an audience of over onethousand people. Jane Addams,Clara Luis Burham, Mary Synon,Harriet Monroe, Wallace Rice andDonald Richberg were among theauthors in attendance.SETTLEMENT TAGDRIVE TUESDAYClub Women Organize ToReach $500 QuotaSettlement Tag Day, which will of¬fer the only possible way for stu¬dents to contribute outright to theSettlement Fund, is next Tuesday.This undertaking is expected to reachto reach a quota of no less than $500,an amount which demands fifty centsfrom each student and the utmostcooperation on the part of the stu¬dent body is essential to the TagDay’s success.According to John McDonough,co-chairman with Virginia Gartsideof the Tag Day campaign, the im¬portance of the University’s part incollecting the entire Settlement fundhas been growing each year until ithas assumed gigantic proportions.Tag Daf furnishes an opportunityfor the students to show real gener¬osity in their contributions.Competition will be held amongthe various club and non-club groups(Continued on page 2) SIMPLIFY GRADEREPORT SYSTEM;WILL USE CARDSGraduates and UndergradsIncluded in NewRecorder’s PlanFINISH CONNECTINGDIVINITY CLOISTEREARLY NEXT YEARStudents coming out of Cobb Hallmay not see the completion of thecloister which is being built betweenSwift Hall and Bond Chapel untilnext year, according to reports fromthe Bureau of Buildjngs andGrounds.The cloister will provide a per¬manent, weather-proof connectionbetween the two buildings, combin¬ing beauty with utility. - At presentmost of the concrete work has beenfinished and the time of the com¬pletion of the cloister depends uponthe weather and the delivery of thestone. Beginning this quarter reportcards issued by the recorder’s officewill take the place of the undergrad¬uate course book system. The newplan aims at facilitating and sim¬plifying the reporting of grades andcredits to both undergraduate andgraduate students, according to theannouncement released yesterday bythe University Recorder.Cards will be made out for allstudents, except law students, whosegrades are issued by the dean’s of¬fice. No request for grades need bemade by students as the grades willbe announced ready for distributionearly in the quarter following thecompleted one, through The Daily]VJaroon and by bulletin. This regula¬tion applies to the Autumn andSpring quarters, while cards for theSpring and Summer quarters will bemailed to students’ homes.Flunk Notices Mailed FirstReport cards and special noticesof deficiency will be issued as soon aspossible after instructors’ reportsare received. The deficiency noticeswill be sent by mail preceding theissuing of regular report cards.Students who do not expect to re¬turn to the University after the closeof the Autumn and Winter squadsshould leave stamped, self-addressedenvelopes at the Bureau of Recordsfor the forwarding of ^reir reportcards. No reports will be given outby telephone or by personal appli¬cation, except through the prescrib¬ed routine, the Recorde’s office states.The announcement advises stud¬ents who have course books to keepthem for reference and those whohave uncalled for books to get themat once.During the last ten years the useof course books has been discardedby many of the larger universitiesand the simple method of distribut¬ing “report cards” has been adopted.This system is expected to cut thework of the Recorder’s office in twoand will further eliminate all thecomplications that the present sys¬tem involves.Y. W. SUBSCRIBERS‘PAY-UP’ THIS WEEKPledges made to Y. W. C. A. dur¬ing its recent financial drive are duethis week, and may be paid either inthe Y. W. office in Ida Noyes hall, orto the team members who took thepledges.This year both the number ofpledges and the amount of the sub¬scriptions failed to reach formerstandards. “Unless the students raisetheir pledges it will be necessary toreduce the budget,” said Betsey Far-well, chairman.FETE NEW WOMENDean Leila Houghteling of the De¬partment of Social Service Adminis¬tration, and Miss Elsa Chapin, Eng¬lish instructor at the University, willbe guests at a tea sponsored by theCampus Community committee of Y.W. C. A. today at 4 in the Y. W.room of Ida Noyes hall. This is thefourth of a series of teas which thecommittee is giving for new mem¬bers and for freshman women. Kappa Nu HostsAt HousewarmingFriday AfternoonKappa Nu has invited all studentsand faculty of the University to at¬tend a house warming Friday, Nov.19, from 4 to 6 at 5629 UniversityAvenue to celebrate the opening ofits new home which was purchasedin the spring and has now been com¬pletely altered and refurnished. En¬tertainment and refreshments will beprovided for the guests.Law Classes ElectOfficers TomorrowClass elections in the Law Schooloccur tomorrow. In the Senior classMax Swiren, renowned member, ofthe proletariat, is being backed bythree legal fraternities. Rufus Poole,has the backing of Phi Delta Phi.In the Junior class G. D. Patter¬son heads a ticket backed by threelegal fraternities. Bruce Brown leadsan opposing ticket supported byHerb De Young and his Phi DeltaPhi machine.New York Leads InCollege EnrollmentThe largest collegiate enrollmentin any one state during the year1923-24 was in New York where 60,-623 men and 28,370 women wereattending colleges, universities, andprofessional schools. Illinois standsnext with a total of 60,462.Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1926 fulhr lattg ffflarmnt WHATS ON TODAYFOUND1D IN 1M1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublltaed mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter aLd Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates;18.00 per year; by mail, 81.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March 13,ISOO. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserve* all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth G. Daniel, Women’s Editor Board of Women’s "Organizationsmeets today at 12:45 in the alumnaeroom of Ida Noyes hall.Professor Charles W. Gilkey willlecture at 11:50 in the Joseph Bondchapel.Dr. Orrin Firnk, Jr., will speak on“The Four Color Problem” at theJunior Mathematical club meeting at4 :30 in Ryerson 37.Romance club will meet at 8 inClassics 10. Professor Ernest HateWilkins will give an illustratedspeech on “Dan.e and the Mosaicsof the Florentine Baptistry.” Profes¬ sor George Northup will review Cas¬tro’s “Pensamiento de Cervantes.”Sign of Sickle will give a tea forlast year’s members at 4:30 in thehalumni room of Ida Noyes hall.Dr. Elias Lowe will speak on “Howthe Bible came to us” at 4:30 inHarper M-ll.Zoology Club will meet at 4 :30 inZoology 29. Dr. Hyman will lectureon “An Account of the U. S. Fish¬eries at Beaufort, North Carolina,and of some of the Work Carried onThere.”ROMANS MEETEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorAlice Kinsman Literary EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifteld News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee— Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stem Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern._ Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer. Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher... Sophomore AssistantEdward D. Hagens Sophomore AssitantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantWHAT PRICE THANKSGIVING?MOST of the undergraduate body will “cut” school November 26.Class will be dismissed Wednesday afternoon andresumed Friday. Everyone who possesses even an iota of theold Puritan spirit is going to fill to the brim at the big turkey dinnerand recuperate the following day. Students living out of town willreturn to the home lot to show mother and father how they’vechanged. And they won t come back until Monday or Tuesdaymorning. And who shall say them nay? Who shall say us nay ifwe neglect to appear at classes Friday?We pay, and pay willingly, ninety dollars a quarter for theprivilege of becoming educated. We don’t want to becoipe edu¬cated next Friday. We want to prop our dogs against the fire¬place and read “Christmas Carol,” or the magazine section of theSunday Tribune, or “Pilgrim’s Progress,” or whatever it wa$ wemeant to read the day before. We want to play a little poker, mahjong, or football. We want to see a show, make snow men, or knitwool socks. We do not, to put it blasphemously, want to becomeeducated.The undergraduates will cut whether or not The Daily Ma- ^roon advocates insubordination. What we are doing is voicing theplaint of the students through their official publication. If the ad¬ministration has erred in calling classes for the day after the daybefore, we feel not a sense of martyrdom but a sense of pride invoicing the general student feeling that there is somthing wrongin this picture.We shall attend classes Friday, November 26. But we cryunto a listening or indifferent world that we come not with a shoutand song but with many muttered maledictions against “that's theway it’s always been.”EFFICIENCY!FFFICIENCY! The byword of every business, whether large orsmall, has again penetrated the University campus and has cometo lodge in the Recorder’s office.An announcement made today by that office assures us thatthe time-honored custom of working with cumbersome course bookshas been done away with and hereafter report cards similar to thoseused in high schools and grade schools will be issued after everyquarter to students.The innovation promises to be a great time-saver, both onthe part of the students and on the part of the clerks in the Re¬corder’s office. Formerly students turned in their books to theoffice at a time designated by the Recorder. The grades were en¬tered by the clerks and a definite date set at which lime the booksmight be called for. Students then waited in line for long inter¬vals while the clerks sought for the correct book. If the studentsdid not have books, there was the usual red tape about grade cards.Those who did not possess enough initiative to fill out the cardstroubled the clerks at inopportune times with queries aboutgrades, losing valuable time for both parties.With the grade cards substituted, space will be saved in theoffice, red tape will be eliminated, and all grades will be availablewithout inconvenience. It would help if other offices on campuswould look around, see wherein inefficiency is rampant, and followthe example set by the Recorder’s staff. FROM NEWSBOYTO MILLIONAIREYou can’t manage allthat on agents’ com¬missions, but you canreap an appreciable re¬turn on a small invest¬ment of energy andtime.Write for agents’ terms toTHE NEWSTUDENT2929 BroadwayNew York The Romans will meet at 3:30 inReynolds A on Tuesday, November23 to hear a talk by Dr. Dorn ofthe History department.-^Jhe largest sellingquality pencilin the •worldSuperlative in quality,the world-famousViENUSPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per doz. $1.00Rubber ends, per doz. i.20cAt all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave., N. Y. SETTLEMENT TAG DRIVETUESDAY(Continued from page 1)which will have entire charge of theactual sale of the tags, to deter¬mine which collects the most money.“And a prize,” to quote VirginiaGartside* “will be offered to the win¬ning group.” The leaders will beannounced in Friday’s issue of TheDaily Maroon. THE LEADINGSTUDENTS TOURSTO EUROPEEscorted ToursAll Expenses, Afloat and Ashore.$290.00 upTravel Student fashion with usOver 100 Colleges represented onour 1925 and 1926 Tours. Teachersand student organizers wanted.Telephone State 7336Students’ Travel Club140 N. Dearborn St., Chicago. Ill.The Slickes t Co at on the Campus!<Sfamcta/uilPfud&ifcMO U tMT ^No well dressed college man iswithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s noth¬ing as smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water¬proof oiled fabric. Has ali-’ round strap on collar and elas¬tic at wrist-bands.Clasp-dosing styleButton-closing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemory, and buy no other.The “Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co., N. Y. C.Slip one on atALL GOOD DEALERS•ERNST RMIV•5S09-HARPER AVE-•PHONE ■ MyDE-PARK-8282-•fiRTH-PflOTOGRAPtmThe Frolic Theatre •DRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.Drive There!“Getting on” in schoolor in life is snapping intothings. Get there—“classy-like”—for that date, gameor any engagement in nnew Saunders car.For parties, out-of-towngames, etc., it’s cheaperthan rail. Come and go onyour own schedule. Newcars! Choose your model!SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St. FREE!FREE!FREE!Burr #tulim234 E. 61st St.Englewood 9832Open 9 A. M. to 9 P. M.Beautiful framed pic¬ture given FREE withevery dozen cabinetsupon presentation ofthis coupon before De-«cember 1st. GenuineBUCKSKINA real man’s glove,sturdy and practicalfor cold days. An un¬usual value,*->.95JAUTO STORAGEGREASING OILINGWASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 Blast 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 4599THl COCA COLA COMPANY ATLANTA. OAA Cut-InBoth Can EnjoyA Coca-Cola cut-in isalways good tasteSo shines a good drinkin a thirsty world.IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS - 7 MILLION A DAYThe Midway willsee some game on Sat¬urday. The Daily SPORTS Marooni Wedensday Morning November 17, 1926 For Stag? and Littleboth are resolved towin by passing.MAROONS PIN LAST HOPE ON PASSINGAlpha Delts Surprise Psi U In 0-0 Tie; Sigma Nu’s Swamp Pi LamGRIDDERS SPEND*ENTIRE PRACTICEIN AERIAL WORK WHEATON AGAIN — ASGUSTAFSON’S HOMEStagg To Meet BadgersWith BadgerGameBy Victor Roteru*The Badger-Maroon game will bea battle in the air*—so the doings inboth camps indicate. The Maroons de¬voted last night’s drill exclusively tostrengthening their passing attack.With Marks and Anderson doing themajor share of the propelling .aerialshots constituted the bill of activityfor the afternoon.Badger* Also PassReports have it that the Badgerswhose aerial game was so successfulagainst the Maroons last year, andagainst Iowa last week, are also pol¬ishing their heave ’em and catch ’emattack. Against the Hawks the Wis¬consin tern completed 10 out of 12throws which is about as good anaverage as anyone can hope for. TheBadgers have depended on theiraerial offense for most of theirground-gaining this season; theirrunning attack being nil, especiallyso against Minnesota and Michigan.Rose, sophomore halfback, does thechucking for Wisconsin, and Welch,Cameron, and Burrus, ends, are alladmirable receivers.Although Iowa made 18 firstdowns, the Badgers managed to winby a comfortable margin with 15first downs most of which resultedfrom long passes.Prestige At StakeThe Maroons will be fighting formore than one thing when CoachLittle unlooses his Badgers on thefield. They will be playing for awin over a traditional rival, for theirfirst conference victory and the re¬stored prestige that will go with it,and for their major letters, forStagg has hinted on numerous occa¬sions that a reversal of form andscore is essentially necessary if theteam members are to be honored withmajor “C’s”.The squad weathered the mid-se¬mester eligibility bans in fine style al¬though Raysson, substitute halfback,was declared ineligible. So as faras e/gibility and injuries are con¬cerned the Maroons are on the sunnyside of things. Vic Gustafson, who played havocwith the Maroons in last Saturday’sgame, would probably have been theboy to have placed Wheaton in thelime light had not Grange precededhim. His all around ability has beenan outstanding feature in all ofNorthwestern’s games. He duely in¬troduced hemself in last Saturdays’game by running back the kick offj for a touchdown and was Moon Bak¬er’s big rival for the afternoon’shonors.His home town is Wheaton and heis reputed to have played footballon Grange’s high school team. Hjswork on the gridiron places him asa leading candidate for the 1927captaincy as he has another year toplay.BADCERS BOASTANOTHER ‘ROLLIE’Madison, Wis., Nov. 1926.—Backin 1922 “Rollie” Williams, one ofWisconsin’s greatest athletes, set therecord for the number of “W’s” earn¬ed by any one man. He collected| nine major "W’s” during his brilliantI athletic career. This record is seri¬ously threatened by another “Rollie”' one Rolland A. Barnu, star half¬back on the cardinal football team.Six Letter ManThis fall it appears that the pqssi-bility of Barnum’s equaling the rec¬ord of Rollie Williams and garner¬ing the three letters necessary tobring his total to nine is almost acertainty. Barnum is distinguishinghimself again and again as a capableball carrier and a punter of no keenability.An important cog in Wisconsin’sfootball machine, Rollie is earninghis seventh letter. When the grid¬iron season comes to a close at Chi¬cago this Saturday, he will doff hismoleskins only to replace them withbasketball trunks and will report forduty to “Doc” Meanwell, Wisconsinbasketball mentor. Barnum has wontwo letters at guard in varsity bas¬ketball and is one of the dual cap¬tains this year.In Baseball TooSpring will find him in a baseballuniform receiving the offerings ofthe hurling staff. On the diamondeven as on the basketball court andthe football field, Barnum has wontwo letters and will no doubt againhold down his old position behind thebat.CLOTHES 1Ready-madeAnd Cut to OrderESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.[(Iharttfv louseSuits and Overcoats‘40, *45, *50 Six Veterans To Report For OfficialOpening basketball Practice MondayWith the football season official¬ly ending next Saturday, the stu¬dent eyes of sportdom will next fo¬cus their attention on basketball.No definite statement can be madeabout this year’s Maroon prospectsbut with four letter men back fromlast year’s squad and a l-elativelygood percentage of new materialfrom last year’s squad at Coach Nor-gren’s disposal the outlook for a suc¬cessful season is fairly promising.Three Practice GamesThe official practice will start nextMonday, when the following menare expected to report; Captain Sac-kett, Hoerger, McDonough, Zimmer¬man, Farwell, and Macklind. Thesemen of the last year’s squad will beassisted by Gist, Caplan, Cooper,Murphy and Kerber. While the sea¬son hasn’t officially opened, a largenumber of the boys have been work¬ing out in the afternoons on drib¬bling and passing so that the roughspots will be smoothed out by thetime the first call is issued.The following practise games havebeen scheduled; Michigan Aggies,Butler and Ames on December 18,30, and January 3rd, respectively.OHIO NEWSPAPERPLACE FOUR STATERSAS ALL-AMERICANSOhio State despite its defeat byMichigan feels that it has a veryfine team this year. They are evengoing so far around the Buckeyeschool as to start counting their AllAmerican chances in numbers aboveone.The Toledo Times has namedOhio State football players as possi¬bilities for this year’s mythical hon¬or eleven. Their sport writers haveseen all of the important nationalgames but even so they are still firmin their convictions.The paper listed its town represen¬tative, Fred, Grim, for a halfbackposition, Marty Karow at full-back,Alex Kleinat center and Ed. Hess,recipient of national honors lastyear, at guard.NestlesMilk ChocolateCroquettesRichest in Cream5$ Badgers AllottedBig Cheering BlockTwelve thousand five hundr loy¬al Badgers will be on hand Saturdayafternoon to cheer Wisconsin on inthe game which spells “final” to theseason s’program.The same number of tickets havebeen allotted to the visiting schoolas were given to Illinois, but it istwo hhousand eight hundred morethan were allowed them last year.Bring “All Americans”Accompanying the team will bethe prize band of one hundred pieceswhose inspiring songs are expected todo much toward a Wisconsin victory.Others traveling at the expense ofthe school is Madison’s team of “AllAmericans.” This team, composedof men who would be good varsitymaterial but who are ineligible, wasorganized at the beginning of theseason. They have been working hardacting as scrubs and it is as a rewardfor their work that they are grantedthis trip.Students are warned to be carefulthat nothing they do with their tic¬kets have the slightest semblance toscalping. Seven people were arrest¬ed before the Ilinois game for re¬selling their tickets at higher • thanface value. “SEAT BUSTER” NEWNAME FOR SHIVLEYBernie Shively, University of Il¬linois guard, who is believed byCoach Bob Zuppke to be All-Ameri¬can timber, is affectionately knownto his team-mates as “seat buster.”Zuppke as a post-victory celebrationafter the game with the Maroons,took his douty band of warriors toa Chicago theater,. Bernie who tipsthe sprin^less scales at 208 pounds,gently eased down into the seat, butnot used to such a tonnage, the seatneatly broke down. Since all thewealth and chivalry of the great Met¬ropolis were looking on the incidentcaused the husky guard much em¬barrassment while affording the restof the group a great deal of satis¬faction.I-M INKLINGSEntry lists for the big Intramuralwinter swimming carnival went outyesterday. The sheets included thenecessary forms for entering a fullteam is all*of the events or for spe¬cifying individual entrants in scat¬tered events. Entries must be inearly.The semi-final round of the horse¬shoe pitching contest will start nextnext Friday, November ninth. Themost skillful players have comethrough and the round is sure to behot. SENIORS LEAD INHOCKEY CONTEST FOUR OUT OF SIXGAMES TURN OUTTO BE FORFEITSClose Guarding and LongPassing DetermineVictorsInclement weather slowed up thetournament hockey games whichwere played yesterday afternoon onthe Midway. Seniors beat freshmenwith a score of 4 to 2 and sopho¬mores dowed juniors 3 to 1, whilemuddy fields and a sleet storm ham¬pered the playing of all four teams.The freshman-senior game was anupset, putting the seniors in firstplace in the championship race. Thefreshman keep the sophs from oc¬cupying second place by a half-gamemargin. Juniors trail wit hone tiedcontest. Today’s game should decidethe winner of first place in the tour¬nament, but the winners of secondand third places can not be deter¬mined until the finish of the lastgame.As the score in games won andlost by the senior, sophomore, andfreshman teams now stands any oneof the three may capture the cham¬pionship. Experience and superiorteam work have offset the senior dis¬advantage of insufficient players. Alph Delta Phi threw a bad scareinto the camp of Psi Upsilon yester¬day afternoon. For the Alpha Deltacame near wrecking the championshiphopes of the Psi U machine, theworks for a while with the 6 to 0 tiethat they held the ex-champions to.In the only other game of the daySigma Nu played beautifully to a16 to 0 victory over Pi Lambda Phi.The other four games were all heldto be forfeited.The Alpha Delt-Psi U fray wasreally a battle of close guarding, bothteams shining in that department ofthe game. Psi U lost two chances toscore by passes over the goal line,so that Psi U really had a slight edge.Armstrong and Macrae starred forthe Alpha Delts both on offense anddefense and Gordon and Libby re¬ceived the Psi U honors. 'In the Pi Lam-Sigma Nu fray theSigma Nus by a series of long passeshad their opponents at their mercy.Hoy scored first at the end of a beau¬tiful march. Then Barker and Cur¬tin, in order, scored twice again forthe victory.(Continued on page 4)TODAY’S GAMES3:00Tau Delta Phi vs. Delta Chi.Phi Delta Theta vs. Tau KappaEpsilon.Lambda Chi Alpha vS. Zeta BetaTau.3:45Tau Sigma Omicron vs. Kappa Nu.Delta Tau* Delta vs. Alpha Epsil¬on Pi.Delta Kappa Eps vs. Beta ThetaPi.LOUIS PANICOand his orchestra— jv. i t h - -Amusing Frivolitiesfor your entertainment.(The O’Neal Sister are among those present.)- - AT THE - -Beautifully RedecoratedNew Pershing PalaceCottage Grove at 64thFRIDAY NIGHT IS COLLEGE NIGHTCover ChargeFifty Cents Phone Dorchester2255,6688SAM and DAVE WOLF, Owners.iteS)s•; ftPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1926£ IVhisfleMad iad. . . the pace that I havesetMyself to go . . . .and yet. . . .and yet,It matters not how gay the place,No sooner has the last sweet note ofviolin,The last harsh sob of saxophoneDied ’way. . . . no sooner am I leftalone,Than my dark thoughts begin,And. to my keeping comes an imageof your face.Many the lovers I have hadSince last we met,But they are like a scene that evenas it charmsLeaves one with some dim feeling ofregret.And when I have sought forgetful¬ness in other arms,Seeking to stir my bruised heart innew passion,Even upon our kiss your shadowfalls.And always. . . .always. . .your voicecalls,Telling me I cannot forgetIn such mad fashion.—Peter PanSAID Prince Nicholas, accordingto the Daily Maroon, “You have agreat undergraduate body here. Iwish I could stay and be one of you.”Sorry, old man, but you’ve got tohave a high school average of 85!Not Original, But Quite PlausibleDear Turk:Wouldn’t it be funny, now, if theyfound out after all that this QueenMarie was none other than LonChaney? —Otto..PROUDLY he stalked throughHarper. “Who is he?” they asked inhushed tones.“Oh,” came the reply, impressive¬ly, “He’s the guy who opened hislocker in Bartlett gymnasium at thefirst attempt!”AU REVOIRThere are words that chill with ter¬ror:There are words that thrill with joy,But those which are an error,These that some fool men employ. .Are “Goodbye, dear, see you later,”As we part there at the gate,Hoping, with such silly patter,To escape another date!* , —The SageCome what may, Wisconsin gameor no Wisconsin game, we are stillchampions of the South Side!WINTER—AND THE TROUBLEIT CAUSESCold is the winter, but colder stillThe calm disdain with which youpass me by * « .Love was a smug, complacent thing. . . .until *This wintry mood of yours....norknow I why,For I have been as staunch as anyman could be....trueWith a faith surpassed by none. . . .And yet, you treat me as you do—A miscreant entrapped, whose day isdone. FOUR OUT OF SIXGAMES TURN OUT• TO BE FORFEITS(Continued from page 3)Horseshoe results were as fol¬low:Cardinals and Manors double for¬feit.Tau Delta Phi won from Phi Sig¬ma Delta.Macs won from Campus Terrors.Macs won from Cardinals.Burtons won from Manors forfeit.Burtons won from Cardinals byforfeit.Chi Psi forfeited to Kappa Nu.CLASSIFIED Name on back. Please return to in¬formation office. Reward.WANTED—Garage for day timeuse only, 9:00-3:30. Student’s car.Call Beverly 3733.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 InglesideLarge, well furnished room, adjoining bath, suitable for three, $8.Rooms for two, $5. Housekeepingsuites, $5 up. side . suite at $8.50. Single roomshousekeeping $5.00.TYPING by expert typist—Willcall for and deliver. Reasonable rates.Leone King, Fairfax 9755.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle¬side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ed. In a small private family. CallLOST—Lady’s Parker Duofoldpen with silver band. Please returnto information office. Reward.PRIVATE MEALS—Lunch anddinner, 40c each. Mrs. Leone Green¬wood, 5513 Dorchester.TheNo.I am to blame? You say that whenwe metother day I looked at you asthough to scoff?. .’Twas not a sneer that on myface was set,But just a rash attempt to smothershort the makings of a beast¬ly cough!—GeoGSPECIAL TO WHISTLE**TURK: FIFTEEN HANDSOMECAMPUS MEN TO ATTEND ARMY-NAVY DANCE STOP SHOULD WELEAVE JOE BRADY HOME?—Sigma Nu, class of ’30Ma GooseA brother in the study room wascounting out his money—Some brothers in the dining room Iwere trying gin with honey;Others in the sitting room were read¬ing books obscene—Now won’t they have some prettygrades to set before the Dean?INTER-FRAT BALL draws near.As of old the complaint rings out,“Why don’t they give an affair wecan attend in our own clothes?”—TERRIBLE TURK LOS T—Deltho pin. Thursday. KIMBARK APARTMENTS6115 Kimbark AvenueLarge front room with kitchenettesuitable for two, $10.00. Two room«MMFTHEATREWKI CHICAGO liUWMATS. WED. AND SAT.PHONe CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF AIL COLLEGEA COMEDIES*w -ELLIOTT NUGENTSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTS TOWER63RD AND BLACKSTONEVAUDEVILLEv>4ND TH6 BESTFEATUREPHOTOPLAYSComplete ChangeOf Program Even}Sunday & ThursdayDAILYBARGAINMATINEESJUST THE PLACE TO SPENDAN AFTERNOON OR EVENING Dorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af- of new cloth and fur coats and eve-ter 7 p. m. ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El-Wearing apparel. For sale. Line; lis, call Oakland 4981., NOTICE!All people holding Maroon subscriptionbooks please turn them in at once to DailyMaroon Office so commissions can be paid.Opened August 5thTHE UTMOST SATISFACTIONof home life with hotel servicecan be had as reasonably as$10-15 per week. No extrascharge for 2 persons. Everyroom with private bath tub andshower.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Avenue - ChicagoDorchester 4 1 00 AFTER THE DAY'S STUDY- - VISIT THE - -WITCH KITCH INN“Where The Witchery of Good Cooking Lures”6325 Woodlawn AvenueGOOD FOOD MAKES GOOD GRADESFlapper WitchHumpty Dumpty - Tom Piper - WitchSand - WitchesWITCH’S SPECIAL WAFFLESBlack Walnut Butterscotch PieOPEN EVENINGS Toast BOBBY MEEKER- - AND HIS - -ORCHESTRA(A Benson Organization)(Chosen by the University to play at the Interfraternity Ball)Plays for Dancing Every Evening(Sundays excepted) atIrak?Coming December 4th One Night OnlyPAUL WHITEMANMake Reservations Now.POPULAR PRICED MENUInformal FormalWeek Nights SaturdaysDirection - GLADYS ANDESReservations Superior 2200Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL. President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC. A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust OfficerFootballAT THE SHORELANDafter the gameAfter each Football Game, in the Castillian GrillRoom from 5 to 7 P. M. Tea and Dancing $1.50per person. Snappy dance music byWALTER FORD and hisShoreland OrchestraDancing every evening - informal - in the Louis XVIRoom from 9 P. M. to 1 A. M. - at $ 1.10 per person.Come over and bring your “gang” along. Tell us ifyou want special tunes.The ShorelandOn the Lake at 55th StreetTelephone Plaza 1000 RUBBER BANDNight at theChicago Beach HotelEvery Saturday NightSnappy Music by the Famous Rubber BandDancing From 8:30 P:M.To 1:00 A. M. InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One Dollar