/Dedicate DycheStadium as Chi-cago MeetsNorthwestern To¬morrow. Jteoon Four ThousandChicago Studentsto Sit In ChicagoSection.Vol. 27. No. 31.WHAT of IT?ff/CEO*pe HORpENSTERNThe end of the football season ap¬proaches, and with it the end of theafter-game teas that are a featureof fraternity house activity duringthese autumn days. Those mixers inthe Reynolds Club, that are the de¬light of the more uncouth campus ele¬ment, will also have their terminationwith the Wisconsin game a weekfrom Saturday. Some may be in¬clined to lament the passing of thesethings, so conducive to restoring thattranquility of mind which has beenonly too regularly jarred of late bythe doings on Stagg Field. But I,in my utter simplicity of outlook, seeonly in their going the beginning ofa great peace—a 'peace that will onlybe married until next fall by suchcasual sociable gatherings as themixers in the C. and A. building, at¬tendance at which is discretionary.* * * *Never a regular attendant at thewholesome Saturday afternoon par¬ties in the Reynolds Club, I havenevertheless lent my presence to vari¬ous teas through the fall season. Atthese affairs my conduct has beenuniformly the same. After coming inand laying away my coat, I elbow myway through the seething smoketowards the tables burdened withcream cheese sandwiches, chocolateand pecan cookies, pound cake andcoffee. When I get close to the moreor less groaning board, I lower myhead, bowl over all in my path, anddrive forward until I am within rangeof the stack of plates. My next moveinvariably is to gain possesion of oneof these plates, place upon it twopickled ham sandwiches, two choco¬late and pecan cookies, one piece ofthe pound cake (weighing, on theaverage, three pounds) and a cup ofcoffee. ,* * * *Then, holding by elbows in close,lest I be jogged and the coffee spiltupon the wallpaper, I stand on tip¬toes, protrude my chin, and lookthings over. When I have caughtsight of an empty corner, I make forit with a baffling change of pace,shaking off tacklers with a throw ofmy hips the while.* * * *But sometimes my plan of pro¬cedure does not work. Last Satur¬day, for instance,, the crowd wassomewhat larger than usual, andlooking around for my quiet corner,I found every one full. No such ex¬perience had ever befallen me be¬fore; I was nonplussed. I began towander aimlessly about. I wasjarred by a hard elbow to the ribs,from some other seeker after food.Knocked temporarily off balance, Iwas postled from the other side, andmy coffee splashed over the rim ofthe cup in a mighty tidal wave, ren¬dering the pound cake even moreweighty with the added moisturepicked up. A rush from the rear nextsurprised me. It was only with theutmost difficulty that I remained incontrol of my two cookies, which be¬gan to skid for the edge of the plateat the first moment of impact. But,with an heroic effort, I restored theright balance to my plate, and, hav¬ing seen the futility of trying towithstand the mob, I made for thekitchen, and ate in peace with onlythe cat for company.* * * *When to all this turmoil is addedthe necesity of appearing at ease andconversing occasionally with theguests, you can see the difficulty ofthese tea businesses. A certain oneof the visitors with whom I stoppedfor a moment last aSturday found merather unresponsive as a conversa¬tionalist, and pointed it out. Well,what can you expect of a man afterhe has been thrown for a loss tenstraight times on his attempted runsto cover with a piece of measly poundcake, gained only after the greatestexertion in the first place, UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1926 Price Five CentsTWENTY TEAMS HOLDSETTLEMENT PURSESCharity Drive FinanceHelpers Number 200Twenty teams with ten men andten women as captains have beenchosen by Holmes Boynton andFrances Kendall, co-chairmen on thefinance committee, to manage thefinances of the Settlement Nightcampaign.Each team consists of a captainand ten members whose duty it is tosolicit money for the campaign.These teams raise more than half ofthe total money brought in by driveand about ten per cent of the annualbudget of the settlement. The teamsare to work on a competitive basisand those on the winning team are tobe the guests of the settlement at atheater party. Any group of tenwishing to participate may enter thecontest by reporting its membershipto Holmes Boynton at the Psi Uhouse. The members and captains ofthe teams are listed below:List Names of TeamsFlorence Bloom, eapt., FlorenceBudding, Kathryn Dauney, MarionMcDonald, Mary Louise Hunnell,Helen Baker, Alice Coy, MarcellaKaesher, Helen Taylor, Mary Har-roun, Hildegarde Casely.(Continued on page 6)New CommitteeFosters Chicago■Spirit On Campus“More Chicago spirit”, is to be thewatchword on the campus from nowon. In conjunction with the move¬ment for more pep at the University,a committee has been appointed bythe Interfraternity Council to act ashost to the visiting athletic teams.This committee will meet all theteams at the station, escort them totheir hotel, and help to get them lo¬cated on campus. Robert Massey hasbeen chosen as the head of this com¬mittee, with Jack Cusack and JimFlexner as his helpers.This organization is the first workwhich has resulted from the movementto show the members of the otherschools some real Chicago spirit andcourtesy. Omit Pep SessionFop NorthwesternNo pep session is scheduled to¬night on the eve of the Northwest¬ern football game. However, nextFriday night there will be a pepmeeting held in Mandel hall tocheer the players on for the lastgame of the season with Wiscon¬sin.Pledges of the various campusclubs will be on hand to sell theremainder of the “Go Chicago”buttons which are to be worn atthe game. This campaign, whichends at the close of the Wisconsin*game, has been ably supervisedunder the direction of CatherineFitzgerald.MORTAR BOARDSTOP PHOENIX LISTClaire Davis Wins IndividualSales Prizei’26 CLASS COUNCILPOSTPONES MEETINGMonday afternoon is the new dateset for the Senior Class Council meet¬ing. According to reports it was tohave been held Friday at noon butit has since been changed to Mondayafternoon at 2:30. The meeting is tobe held in Cobb 110.The purpose of the meeting is tomake out the schedule of activitiesfor the ensuing year. The things ofmost importance to be listed will be !the luncheons and parties which are jbeing planned for the Seniors. I Mortar Board was awarded firstplace and a bonus of ten dollars in thePhoenix sales campaign which washeld tor the first time yesterday. Ninesaleswomen representing the club sold265 copies.Pi Delta Phi with eight saleswomensold 166 copies of the comic publica¬tion.For individual sale of sixty-twocopies, Claire Davis, Chi Rho Sigmawas awarded a prize of five dollars.Fannie Denton, Phi Upsilon, camesecond by selling sixty copies. Illini PressmenHosts To CollegeEditors Nov. 18University publications will be rep¬resented at the second annual meet¬ing of the National Press Congress,November 18-20, at Champaign, byManaging Editor Walter G. William¬son of The Daily Maroon, BusinessManager William Stephenson of thePhoenix, and Managing Editor Rich¬ard Scholz and Business ManagerDermott McGraw of the Cap andGown.Five hundred^ invitations to par¬ticipate in the meeting have been sentto student editors and business man¬agers representing colleges of everystate. Staff heads of all regularlyorganized student publications areeligible to membership in the Con¬gress. Problems confronting studentpublications will be discussed at thismeeting and queries will be answeredby specialists in college journalismwork. A round table discussion willbe conducted for the purpose of mer¬itorious discussion.I The Illinois-Ohio football game tobe held at Champaign during thatweek-end will climax the social pro¬gram being arranged for the occasion.A. F. Priebe is president of the Con¬gress.Pep Meet FollowsAnnual CelebrationOf “Chicago Night”W. A. A. Chicago Night banquetand pep meeting will be held tonightat 6 in the main gymnasium of IdaNoyes hall. Following the banquetand the program, the guests will goto the pep session before the North¬western game at Mandel hall.Miss Gertrude Dudley, head of thedepartment of Physical Culture, andFrances Lawton, president of W. A.A., will be the principal speakers onthe program. Mrs. K. A. Graham ofthe English department will speak on“Athletic Women in Literature.”Beatrice Nesbit has been appointedtoastmistress for the evening. Cheerswill be led by Aline Grossman. Seniors EquippedWith Canes ButNot With GlovesSettlement VodvilTryouts Next WeekTryouts for Settlement nightvaudeville are Tuesday, Wednesdayand Thursday afternoons at 3:30 inMandel hall. The vaudeville will bepresented Saturday, Dec. 4 in Mandelhall.An idea of each act must be pre¬sented at these tryouts to the co-chairmenFresh Arabian News Mailed to;Campus Daily Via Umm al-KurdBy Robert McCormackWhat’s on in Arabia is better knownat the University than at any otherplace in the United States. The Uni¬versity has gained this distinction bybeing the only American subscriber toUmm al-Kura, official gazette of thegovernment at Mecca.Learning of the existence of thepaper from Viscount de Tarazi andAmeen Rihani, noted authorities onthe Orient, Martin A. Sprengling, pro¬fessor of Arabic languages and litera¬ture at the University, subscribed. The name of the paper means “The Motherof Towns,” he explained yesterday.This paper is the official mouthpieceof the newly organized government ofIbn Saud. The news consists largelyof his decrees and his doings. Duringthe last Pilgrimage, he made a roadacross Arabia passable for automobilesso that his aged father, too old totravel by camel, could make the tripto Mecca.Supposedly to consult an oculist, butin reality to smooth over trouble with(Continued on page 2) Eastern technique in the use of thecane has not as yet penetrated thewest if conclusions are to be drawnfrom yesterday’s exhibition on cam¬pus.If the Seniors who are using thecanes were judged by the Easternersof the “old school” they might be in¬clined to scoff at those who lack thegloves, wear sheepskins, and go hat¬less, things considered most necessaryarticles connected with carrying acane.EMILIO DE GOGORZAGIVES PROGRAM INSOUTH SIDE SERIESEmilio de Gogorza, reputed as the‘finest baritone of our generation,”will be soloist on the third programincluded in the series of five by theSouth Side Concert Course, whichwill be held tonight at the MidwayMasonic Temple, 6115 Cottage GroveAvenue.Two more concerts will be givenin this series, one by Gita Gradova,pianist on Friday, Now. 26, and thefinal program by Anna Case, concertsoprano, on Friday, Dec. 3. Ticketsfor these concerts may be purchasedat the door for $2.20. INAUGURATE MARCHING“C” AT ANNUAL FORMALOhio Elects CowHomecoming QueenOhio State has elected a unique“Homecoming Queen.”When the alumni returned Sat¬urday for the game with Michi¬gan, Ohio Maudine Ormisby, thor¬oughbred Holstein cow, will act assovereign. On a ticket with tenpopular Ohio State Universitywomen Maudine was nominated.The election proved an over¬whelming victory for the heiferwhose vote exceeded the total castfor the other candidates. Stu¬dents received this novel idea withenthusiasm.LEE NEW FRIARSPRESS MANAGERFirst Appointment Made ForStaff of 1927 ShowDeemer Lee has been selected aspress manager for this year’s Black-friar production. He was the firstmember of the Blackfriar staff to bechosen. Lee has been a member ofThe Daily Maroon staff for threeyears and is campus representativeof the Chicago Daily Tribune. Hewas publicity manager of the Home¬coming campaign.The remainder of the staff will beannounced on November 23, accord¬ing to Phil Watrous, Abbot of the Or¬der.NEED FORTY WOMEN!At least forty women will be need¬ed to sell balloons at the Wisconsingame, Saturday, November 20. Thoseinterested have been requested tosign up on the poster in Ida Noyeshall or see Ellen Hartman, chairmanof the sales force, before Tuesday.Captains for the teams will be chosenafter the women have signed up an8will be announced later. Proceedsfrom the sale will go toward the Set¬tlement Drive fund.Marshals, Aides MeetAll the marshals and aides in theUniversity will be expected at thePresident’s office on Monday after¬noon at 3:30, to complete arrange¬ments to greet Queen Marie. Capand gowns should be worn, and thesemay be secured at any time at theBuilding and Grounds office in thePress Building. Chicago W. A. A.Gives Luncheon forWisconsin ChapterMembers of the Wisconsin W. A.A. will be guests of the Univei'sityW. A. A. at the luncheon Saturday,Nov. 20 at 12 in the sun parlors ofIda Noyes hall. The affair precedesthe game annually.All women of the campus havebeen invited, and may secure ticketsfor sixty cents from Margaret Nel¬son, Mona Flanders, Carol Hess, Hel¬en Walters or Eleanor Wilkins. Fresh¬man women who wish to earn W. A.A. points have been asked to reportto Margaret Nelson.OPERA OFFERS LOWRATES TO STUDENTSReduced rates for the Chicago CivicOpera company’s Sunday afternoonperformances will be given to Uni¬versity students if seventy-five apply,according to a notice from the execu¬tives of the company. The first per¬formance will be “Carmen” with MaryGarden, Stramd Asseau, and GiamocoRimini, while Oukrainsky, Nemeroff,Shermont, Samuels, and Chapmanwill be in the ballet. Interfratemity OfficersLead Grand MarchA “Marching C” will be inaugur¬ated at the Inter-fraternity Ball withPresident and Mrs. Mason walkingbetween the points of the giant letterwhich will be led by the officers ofthe Interfraternity Council, JamesCusack, Wiliam Harrington, TomPaul, and William Cuthbertson,, withtheir partners.This is the first time in the historyof the Interfraternity Ball, which isto be held November 24 at the Shore-land Hotel, that there has been agrand march, and officers of theNorthwestern Interfraternity Councilhave been invited to witness it.Accept Eligibility PlanAmong other matters undertakenby the council was the accepting ofthe new eligibility plan for frater¬nities proposed by Dean Boucher.Under the new plan two groups with¬in the fraternity, one made up of theactives and the other of both activesand pledges, will have to maintain anaverage of “C” in order to have therights of initiating and social privlileges. This plan puts more of theburden of keeping up the house aver¬age upon the active members.“I am glad to have this opportun¬ity to express my appreciation of thefine spirit of cooperation which thefraternities have shown in their re¬lations with the Dean of the Collegesduring the past year,” stated DeanBoucher when he was notified of theadoption of the measure.T. S. O. ReinstatedTau Sigma Qmecron was rein¬stated into good standing with theprovision that they pay their backdues and in the future cooperate moregenerously with the Council.Another decision reached by thecouncil was to send a delegate to themeeting of the National Interfrater¬nity council which will be held in thenear future at New York Sity.RED CROSS STUDENTMEMBERSHIP DRIVESTILL BELOW QUOTARed Cross membership drive at theUniversity in its second day has notreached the quota set by formeryears. Previously about $100 hasbeen collected in Ida Noyes hall alone.Up to date the total amount receivedreaches the thirty dollar mark. Stu¬dents may become members for onedollar at the desk in the foyer ofIda Noyes hall.Hold Mirror BalletTry-Out# on TuesdayPreliminary tryouts for the balletof the Second Annual Mirror will beheld Tuesday at 3:30 in the lowergymnasium of Ida Noyes hal. Allwomen who have had any sort ofdramatic experience have been urg¬ed to attend. Freshmen as well asupperclassmen are eligible.Ph. D. Holders Believed Not toBe Scholars—Professor JemegartA questionnaire attempting to as¬certain why the holders of higher de¬grees from universities fail to be¬come scholars has been sent to allholding the degree of Doctor of Phil¬osophy throughout the country by acommittee acting under Prof. MarcusW. Jernegan of the University.The work of investigation is beingcarried on through the AmericanHistorical Association, of which Prof.Jernegan is an active member. Thesurvey will embrace schools, colleges and universities all over the country.It gained its initial impetus when thequestion of why graduate work inhistory led to so little productive re¬search on the part of holders of thePh.D. degree was brought up at oneof the association meetings.Ten questions covering economic,social and moral factors entering intothe question are included in the ques¬tionnaire, a progress report on whichwill be made Nov. 29 and 30 to thecouncil of the association at its meet¬ing in New York.Page Two— i THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1926latlg HJaromtFOUNDED IN 1W1THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, daring the Aatnmn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois, March IS,ISOS. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUia AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women’s Editor•EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTWhistle Editor Advertising ManagerTom StephensonNews Editor Eldred L. Neubauer Advertising ManagerNews Editor Fred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerA1 Widdifield Burton McRoy Auditor..Junior EditorJunior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert SternVictor Roterus .Assistant Sports EditorAssistant Sports EditorDay Editor Myron Fulrath .. Sophomore AssistantDay Editor Harry E. Axon. Jr .Sophomore AssistantGeorge Morgenstern ....Assistant Day Editor Donald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantHarriett Lemon .....Kathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore EditorSophomore Editor Jack McBradyWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantSophomore AssistantTHE DANCE AND THE DANCERSIINIVERSITY MIXERS—particularly football mixers—used to be^ THE thing. We attended, fhe Cap and Gown staff attended,Phoenix staff attended, the Intramural staff attended,—every, infact, took the trek from Stagg field to the Reynolds club and trippedthe fantastic that happened to be in style.But who attends the mixers these days? We don’t, the Capand Gown staff doesn’t, the Phoenix staff doesn’t, the Intramuarlstaff doesn’t,—all of the best people, in fact, hie themselves tofraternity teas, moving picture establishments, or crap games, andthe mixers are left in the lurch. Not only that: one of the boysaround the office tells us that he blew into the last post-footballscramble and found it a veritable melting pot, with woiking goilsfrom Fifty-fifth and Sixty-third streets doing most of the melting.What, and when, are we coming to? University mixers arefor University men and women. Something, in. the words of A1Jolson, must be done.THE BIG SPLITSTHREE of the country’s oldest and best universities, institutions thatare supposed contain the very essence of our national culture,schools that boast famous names on their very long alumni rosters,are indulging in an unseemly squabble. And as usual, the cause isathletics.It seems that Harvard and Princeton are in the habit of playingvarious games with one another, among others, football. And tocelebrate the annual football contest between the two school “TheHarvard Lampoon, which seems to be a sort of sophomoric comicsheet published up at Cambridge, made a few remarks about theNew Jersey college whose charter was originally signed by a reigningking.And Princeton, remembering the charter, the names on thealumni roster, and its one-time president who was also Presidentof the United States, resented these remarks. Whereupon telegramsand letters passed between the two schools. Princeton wanted toknow what the idea was, anyway; and then, not getting enough satis¬faction, she “severed athletic relations” with Harvard, which meansthat the boys from Cambridge won’t play with the boys from NewJersey any more.Even President Lowell, the pontifice who surveys the worldfrom the top of the pile at Cambridge, was involved in the mess.He apologized on behalf of the editors of the comic sheet. Thismeans that the case was a very serious one, because rarely does acomic monthly of any sort penetrate a college president’s sanctum.There’s really but one refreshing thing about the case. Theeditors of the Lampoon didn’t have to apoligize. The Harvardauthorities refused to make them apologise, and everyone knows thata mere college editor is easily sacrificed on the altar of the greatGod, Football.Well, some day people, at least those connected with colleges,will be a little more intelligent. Five Officers TakenInto Crossed CannonFive military officers were initiatedinto the Crossed Cannon, honoraryclub of the officers of the UniversityR. O. T. C., at a meeting of the clublast Wednesday night. These men are:Harold Koerber, Ben S. Patterson, W.Buell Scace, Melvin Abramson, andAlfred H. Reiser. PH. D. HOLDERS BELIEVEDNOT TO BE SCHOLARS '(Continued from page 1)the Egyptians, a Prince of Hedjaz,Kingdom of Ibn Saud, made a trip intoEgypt. The trouble arose during thelast Pilgrimage. These trips are takenby Moslems from all over the East.During the cvne in this July, there wasconsiderable unpleasantness betweenthe Arabians and the Egyptians.Another prince is now in England,where he will spend considerable time. This visit is of great importance, be¬cause of England’s power in theOrient.The members of the royal family ofHerjaz are constantly traveling aboutArabia. They go by automobile andkeep in touch with each other by tele¬phone and telegraph.The paper which has just reachedthe University also contains an ac¬count of the recent trouble betweenHedjaz and Turkey over the Mosul.The arrival of a new Turkish counseland a quarrel between some Arabian nobles over their utterances abouteach other are also discussed. An ac¬cident which befell the deposed king,namely the absconding oi his secre¬tary with two hundred and fiftypounds in gold, is written about atlength.A large section of the paper is takenby a decree of Ibn Saud. This decreedeals with citizenship and naturaliza¬tion. The regulations of Hedjaz aresimilar to those of the United States,but there are several novel exceptions.Come to Church SundayPresbyterian ChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor toPresbyterian StudentsWhy not hear Prof. BertamNelson read“Les Miserables ?”THURSDAY, Nov. 18th7:30 P. M.Smith Lounge Reynolds ClubWestminster Club.First PresbyterianChurch• WILLIAM HENRY BODDYMinisterSunday Morning Service11 a. m.Dr. Chas. B. Swartz preachingWADSWORTH SCHOOL64th and UniversityEvening 7:4 5Dr. Wm. H. BoddyThe Church, Kimbark at 64thHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchNOV. 14.10 A. M. Student Classes in ChurchSchool.11 A. M. Morning Worship (New¬comer's Day).5:30 P. M. Young People’s Tea6:15 P. M. Young People’s Society6:15 P. M. Young People’s So¬ciety.PROF. GERALD BIRNEY SMITHon “PROTESTANTISM”I oung People’s Society Orchestra.7 :30 P. M. Evening Worship.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STACKHOUSEMinisterSunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Wood lawn Ave.MinistersCHARLES W. GILKEY,NORRIS L. TIBBETTS,Sunday will offer opportunityfor worship and discussion.Morning Worship—1 1:00.Evening Service—8:00.Discussion groups in theChurch House.College Class—9:45 a. m.Undergraduate Club forwomen—7:00 p. m.Men’s Club—7:00 p. m.Prof. F. A. Kingsburg willspeak to the Men’s Club on“The New Psychology and theConduct of Life.” THE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH%57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDEN VOQT, MinisterSunday, November 14 ,11 A. M. DR. SAMUEL A. ELIOT of Boston.6 P. M.. CHANNING CLUB.Can We Have International Peace?Hyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.SUNDAY SERVICESChurch School. . . 9:45 a . m.Church Services ..11 :00 a. m.Scrooby Club (foryoung people) . . 6:00 p. mMinistersWillis Laiten GoldsmithVictor Edward MarriottMr. Goldsmith will speakit II A. M. on “A DividedResponsibility” and to Scroolydub on “Four Wheel Brakes.” St. Paul’s on theMidway(Universalists)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister“The church that is differ¬ent.” You are invited toshare its day by day servicesin faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m .Bible Study1 1 :00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion GroupSt. Janies Methodist Episcopal ChurchELLIS AVE. AT 46th ST.KING D. BEACH, PastorFRED J. SCHNELL, Associate PastorWe invite you to hear the sermon series on the city church, its oppor-iunities, difficulties and dangers. The sermons of the group will lie preach¬ed at 11 A. M. as follows:Nov. 14. The City Church Challenged.Nov. 21. The City Church—Its Ministrations.Nov. 28. The City Church—Its Organization.Dec. 5 The ity Church—Its Possibilities.Young People’s Social Tea at 5:30 Sunday Evenings.ERLAN'GEK THEATRE — CLARK NEAR RANDOLPHSunday Afternoon, 3:15HENRY P. CHANDLER. Former President City Club of ChicaKO.ANTON J. CERMAK, President Cook County Board.VICTOR A. OLANDER, Secretary Illinois Federation of Labor.HARRIET E. VITTUM, Northwestern University Settlement.“IS POLITICS A CURABLE DISEASE?”Questions from the Audience. THE EPISCOPALCHURCHThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.D..Student ChaplainFireside talk byTHE REV. GEORGE CRAIGSTEWART, D. D.Rector of St. Luke’s Church. Evans¬ton. This Sunday evening at 7:30.All interested will In* welcomed.The Church ofTHE REDEEMER56th and RlarkstoneREV. .JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. Rector5550 Rlackstone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY. Aaaistant- 5549 Dorchester AvenueTel. Fairfax 4924Sunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. m.Children’s Service. 9:15 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Evening Service, 7:30 p. m.St. Paul’s Church50th and DorchesterParish Office: 4946 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMAS. RectorREV. R. B. GROBB. AssistantSunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. m.Church School Service, 9 :S0 a. m.Morning: Service. 11:00 a. m.Young People's Supper. 5:30 p. m.Evening' Service, 7:45 p. m.University ChurchofDisciples of ChristUniversity Ave. and 5th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMES,Minitser.BASIL A. WISE, Director ofMusic and Education.Sunday Morning ServicesChurch School, 9:30 A. M.Communion Services, 10:30A. M.Church Services, 1 1:00A. M.Wrangler. Professor Bower.“The Fifth Gospel.” 5 P. M. Woodlawn LutheranChurchWoodlawn Ave. at 64th St.Where You’re a StrangerOnly Once.”C. E. PAULUS, Pastor.9:45 A. M.—Special BibleClasses.1 1:00 A. M.—Worship andSermon.6:00 P. M.—Vesper Tea.This is a good fellowship hourto meet with friends. All stu¬dents are most cordially in¬vited. Eventually you willcome, why not come Sunday?7:45 P. M. — Discussion:“How to Get the Best Out ofOur Lives.” Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE 8TUDFBAKER THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY. NOV. 14th, at 11 a. m.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onTHE PHILOSOPHY OF MR. HENRYFORD.U1 seats free. Visitors cordialy welcome.THE KENWOODCHURCH(Interdenominational)4600 Greenwood AvenueDR. ALBERT J. McCART-NEY, Minister.%Sunday ServicesSunday School 9:45Morning Service II :00Christian Endeavor ... 6:30Woodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 64th StreetGILBERT S. COX, Pastor.Morning Worship, 11 o’clock—Subject, “The Christian Life—A Way of Life”.Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock—Subject, “What is Human Nature?” ,Sunday School at 9:45Fellowship Hour for Young People at 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.We take this means of extending to you a most cordial invi¬tation to attend our church. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister.We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 1:00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNTHE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1926 Page ThreeTen Years of Hard Work Between Campus and Stage GloryLlewellyn Jones Discusses Realism,Would-Be-Poets, Coffee and BooksBq Liurille Prue-BenedictLlewellyn Jones spiked his cigar onone of the numerous spindles whichbristled from the dqsk like the spearsof a Liliputian army, and growled,“As a literary editor and an instruc¬tor. speaking generally, I deny every¬thing emphatically."An office-boy interrupted our con¬versation by throwing a bundle ofbooks on the editor's lap. “Look atthis,” Mr. Jones remarked as he heldup a two volume set on the life ofsome statesman. “Don’t you feelsorry for the poor reviewer that willhave to wade through it?”Though we protested that we hadnot asked his hobbies he said: “Youshould have every good interviewerask that question. My hobbies are,criticizing the efforts of my friendsto write poetry, explaining the mech¬anism of the universe to my son, andmaking coffee.”“FIRST IMPRESSIONS”“Tell us something about your book,‘First Impressions’.”“Once I was offered a job as ex¬tension lecturer for Indiana Univer¬sity. and the gentleman in charge of such affairs asked me my qualifica¬tions. ‘None,’ said I. ‘What else?’,asked he. I have just finished ‘FirstImpressions.’ ‘Who published it?’‘Alfred A. Knopf.’ ‘Is he a* Chicagoman?’ Then and there my literaryaspirations breathed their last.”A poet, a reviewer, and a photog¬rapher entered and were dispatched.The telephone rang, and anotherbatch of books slid in the door. Theprinter demanded some reviews. Theoffice boy brought in a sheaf of let¬ters. (Mr. Jones is a busy man.)HIS VIEWS ON REALISM“What do you think of the moderntrend of realism?”“There are so many levels of real¬ism that it doesn’t mean much. Thepiling up of detail in Dreiser, for ex¬ample would be called realism bysome people, but done carelessly orfor the detail’s sake as it seems tobe with him, it is merely boring.While analytical psychology may beused rather crudely as by May Sin¬clair in the “Romantic” it is used lesscrudely in her “Life and Death ofHarriet Grean.” Two PoemsTHE MEDICAL BUILDINGSBy Janquil Stevens ,The great grey stones go leaping upto GodIn all-sufficing beauty as they rise.The towered turrets meet the skiesIn majesty.. But not for wondrousaweWas this, Thy temple, built; ratherto keep the lawOf utter selflessness to all mankind,To battle Death and give light to theblindAnd ease to pain; as in the agelessdaysThe great Physician went His ways.So may the House be built by TheeTo keep the law—“Ye do it unto Me!" CLOAK OF POEMSBy Leonore OvittDearest, l have woven you a lovelycloak of poems;Sad poems and happy ones, crim¬son poems and gray.Dearest, will you take the cloak andwrap it Wound you tight,Thus to make you beautiful, andme a little gay?Oh, so you will scorn it? Well, I donot care.Dearest, never think that yourlaughter gives me pain—I shall gather up my cloak if youthrow it from you,Tear it all to pieces, and use thepoems again!“Fooled In India’—Professor Says Employ Mice InCancer ResearchIt was just a tiny corner of India,yet was characteristic of her peoplethroughout the whole country. Longmoonlit nights, heavy, fragrant air,land of mystery—all those thingsthat one naturally associates with In¬dia, but the amusing incident is con¬nected with the ignorance of the na«tives, rather than those associations.This is the view of Dr. Horace G.Wyatt, of the psychological depart¬ment in the University of Oregon,who was for twenty years a residentof India and during that time in¬spector of schools. It was his dutyas inspector to see that every schoolkept a garden, however small. Formonths he had floated down theslowly moving river on his little raft,stopping at every village, and pass¬ing inspection. He marvelled at thethriving gardens which he saw andwas proud of the Inspiration he hadgiven his people. But the day cameivhen he pulled up a plant and foundthat it had no root; several others re¬vealed the same thing and after mucheffort he discovered, that wheneverthe inspector was due the Indianswould transplant the plants from<ome nearby place to look like a gar¬den.So India still remains to Dr. Wyatt,i land of beauty, mystery and ignor-mt people. “Mice are playing a very importantpart in the solution of the cancerproblem,” said Miss Maude Slye, whohas been doing research work withrats in her laboratory on Drexel ave¬nue.“No single disease, perhaps, has re¬ceived more intensive study than can¬cer, and in none have the resultsof diverse researches been more dif¬ficult of unification into an unassail¬able theory of etiology,” Miss Slyeadded. The causes and the cure forcancer have for years been topics ofinternational concern, and it is in thefurtherance of this cause that MissSlye is engaged in laboratory re¬search on mice.“The hereditary studies in thislaboratory are the only extensiveones made with spontaneous animalcancer,” Miss Slye continues. “Mostother studies have been made withexperimentally produced tumors. Butwhatever the type or method of de¬velopment of these experiemntal tum¬ors they have all followed the laws ofheredity in their concurrence whenany sort of extended test has beenmade, even inadvertently, by the ex-perimentor.” Statistics Show That Students InActivities Lead In Academic RatingTo one who reads for character to gain and everything to lose by?velopment and not merely for a•eathless or “snappy” story “Mar¬ia and Mary” by J. Anker Larsenlould prove interesting and valu-)le.The author portrays two scarcelyssimilar characters and tries al-ost in vain to depict differences ineir personalities. But he does thisa sensitively understanding wayhich few men can master, since items their weakness, or is it theirrtue, to 4ePict only strong char¬ters. Larsen, however is not sen-nental nor emotional. A sugges->n of Nordic temperament andyle seems to pervade the entireok.“THREE STUDENTS”“The Three Students,” by HaldaneacFall, is a story of life in Persialong ago, as seen through the livesa scholar’s two. The setting is ineamy, yet sinister, Persia; theeech and dress are characteristicthe time. MacFall flavors his en-•e story with bits of philosophyaracteristic of the Mohammedanligion. Through the characters,assan Sabbah, Aboo Ali, and Omaraayyam, the author tells interest-g things about that religion andtroduces much practical sentimen-lity. The entire book tends towardi ancient moral: “There is nothing dishonesty.”The “Three Students” is not thesort of book which would appeal tothe reader in search of very mod¬ern, equally light reading, fiction.One must go slowly through Mac-Fall’s work for the language is farmore interesting than the plot itself.The book ends with the dying ofOmar, who as he sips his last cup ofwine to the dregs, cries: “My sing¬ing’s done. The cup is empty. Ihave drained the wire of life to thelee.”“LABELS”A. Hamilton Gibbs again proveshis ability as a novelist of wide vi¬sion and brilliant insight in his sec¬ond novel, “Labels,” which is oneof the list of “best sellers.” Like“Soundings,” his first novel, the titlegives no inkling of the text of thestory. It is a post-war novel, butunlike most of them the sex elementis practically lacking. ThoroughlyBritish, it still gives a perfect pictureof the inability of the young peoplewho “Went through it,” to comeback and understand the petty prej¬udices of their parents.The author has created characters,live, real and all influenced by thisnew unrest, or freedom from res¬traint, the aftermath of the war. Undergraduate students in campusactivities at the University have ahigher scholastic average than thegeneral University grade, accordingto statistics.A representative group of seventy-four men and women who are prom¬inent on campus because of their par¬ticipation and leadership in everybranch of activities had an averagefor all academic work done in theUniversity, of 3.376 which amountsto slightly over a grade of B—,whereas a grade of C is generalyconsidered as average. No one on%the list of prominent men and wom¬en had less than a C average in ac¬cordance with the eligibility rulings.The fraternity rating which includesthe grades of the majority of men oncampus, of which only a small per¬cent are interested in campus leader¬ship, is 2.803.For the two quarters during whichupper classmen carry on the greatestamount of extra-curricular activity,the average was 3.295, less than onetenth of a grade point below thegeneral average.Women Head MenStatistics on University gradesalso prove the theory that womenlead the men in scholastic standing,which fact has been reported true atNorthwestern and other co-educa-tional institutions. Of the seventy- jfour students under consideration,the thirty women had an averagegrade of 3.677, while the forty-fourmen averaged 3.075. Phi Beta Kappamembership was awarded to sevenwomen of this same group and tofive out of the forty-four men.As for the relative ratings of par¬ticipants in different activities, thosewho work on University publicationsstand highest with an average of3.397. Of these, the Phoenix staffleads in scholastic standing, with theDaily Maroon and The Cap and Gown following in second and thi\dplaces, respectively.DRAMATISTS SECONDThe campus dramatists followthe members of publication staffs withan average of 3.320, while the presi¬dents of the various dramatic organ¬izations averaged slightly over B—.The members of Gargoyles took firstplace among the dramatic clubs whilethe Tower Players ran second, andmembers of Mirror third.The members of athletic teamscame last in the ranking of thesethree major types of activities. .Theiraverage was high enough, however, tosurprise many who believe that goodathletes make poor students.President HighThe presidents and chairmen ofthe eleven outstanding University or¬ganizations, the UndergraduateCouncil, Y. M. C. A., Blackfriars,Daily Maroon, Interfraternity Coun¬cil, Y. W. C. A., Federation, W. A.A., Mirror, Senior Class and Juniorclass councils, maintain an averageof 3.513 which is above the generalaverage of all campus leaders.Statistics also show the correlationbetween academic and extra curricu¬lar work. The majority of memberson editorial staffs are majoring inEnglish while the business managersusually come from the C. .and A.school. “Chicago CampusIs No Place ForFreshman” — Mast“The University of Chicago is noplace for a freshman,” said “Wallie”Mast, hesitatingly ,but smilingly.“Wallie” is ex-president of the As¬sociated Students at Colorado Col¬lege ,and graduate student in theDivinity school here.“I’ve come to this conclusion afterfour years spent in a small schooland a year here . Why, the person¬ality of a freshman is absolutely ex¬tinguished here,” he said. “Instead ofwelcoming a freshman, he is madeto feel that he is in the way. Hehas to edge his way into things. Heis made to feel like an intruder.”Wallie comes from a school whereit is considered a discourtesy to passa freshman without a cordial “Hi.”“An entering student is actuallysnubbed here. In order to get intothe swing of things he has to sacri¬fice his individuality and conform tothe standards set by his upperclass¬men. And fathers send their sons tocollege for the development of char¬acter.” Wallie can get serious whenhe wants to. And he semed to wantto. Actress SaysCollege DramaIs of No ValueMencken RestatesPolitical AttacksOn the BoardsBREAK RECORD INFIRE PREVENTION“Fires in the University? Well, wemay have them in waste baskets, butour janitors and watchmen are al¬ways on the alert to prevent damag¬ing conflagration,” said Mr. L. R.Fluke, superintendent of the depart¬ment of Buildings and Grounds, whenasked how the University preventedfires.There had been only one fire in theUniversity in the last year. Thatwas when a window burned in Ryer-son and entailed a loss of fifty dol¬lars. Six years ago there was a big¬ger loss in the fire in the Power plant,which amounted to $2500.“I have one more thing to say inconnection with fires, and that is myonly lament,” Mr. Fluke continued.The students used to ridicule our oldsmoke stack at The Press building andnow that we have a brand new oneup, they don’t even know that it’sthere. These students!” Experiment in the theater was re¬newed again Wednesday night when“The Game of Love and Death” byRomain Roland was made known inthe Goodman Memorial Theater. Theexperiment in the unity of time andplace resulted in long speeches builtaround a feeble and impassioned do-ihestic triangle. Monotony and over¬tragedy are the foremost of Mr. Ro¬land’s experimental whims.I“The Game of Love and Death” isone of four completed pieces in a con¬templated cycle of twelve, which usethe French Revolution as a back¬ground. Theater three "panels” al¬ready completed are: “ Danton”,“Wolves” and “The Fourteenth ofJuly”. The treatment of the psycho¬logical effect of the Revolution on itscitizens is unquestionably the mostnotable feature of the piece. Theacting is fair, with Jack Daniels’presentation of Yalee as the most out¬standing. He carries the extremelyheavy part beyond expectations anddoes much to make it presentable forthe modern theater-goer.Roland’s introduction of music ispleasantly accomplished for he is asound and sane student of that art.The part that light peasant musicplayed placed the play on a more solidfoundation of realism and relieved theheaviness of the plot. Twenty years ago the “Bad Boyof Baltimore” was engaged in alengthy and fierce wordy battle withthe Methodist Divines of that city.The Devil coming to his aid, heemerged from the fray victorious andwith the added reputation of beingthe foremost polemical writer of histime. This reputation he has addedto and maintained until he is nowwithout a peer in the polemical field.Today the man, H. L. Mencken, isperhaps the most picturesque andmost hated man in the United States.He is fierce an(P uncompromising inall his attacks, and it is indeed a curi¬ous note that he has done more to re¬vitalize American literature than allthe studious harangues of More,Brownell, and the late Pi'ofessorSherman.The latest Mencken book “Noteson Democracy,” is as vigorous anddevastating an attack on AmericanDemocracy as anything he has everwritten. It is fierce and it is terrific.Mencken in this book holds backnothing. He lets out all his keenintellectual disgust of democracy inone full blast. To the Mencken de¬votee the book is enjoyable, and tothe Mencken foe it is only anotherindication of the man’s grouchy andailing nature. By Roselle F. Moss“After college comes at least tenyears of hard work in stock com¬panies before success can be achiev¬ed before the footlights.”Mrs. Samuel Insull, Chicago socialleader and producer-star of “TheRunaway Road” does not believethat college dramatics prepare onefor the professional stage. “Dramaticschools and amateur acting are onlya beginning,” she said. “The personi must learn how to use his voice and1 his body and it is only through ex-| perience that he can gain this knowl-| edge.”Intelligence Important“Brains are one of the main req¬uisites for an actor although theAmerican stage recognizes beautyj and personality.” The little womanbecame interested. “You know,” shewent on to say, “the French makeit far more difficult for one to be¬come artistically great, but once ac-I claimed by the public one is always[ appreciated. In the state’s beauty islauded for possibly a period of twoyears and then is forgotten.”Acting is of interest to Mrs. In¬sull because she feels that the actoris the creative artist. “A good actressis as much the creator as is the sculp¬tor or the painter,” she continued,“for she is creating a new person.One must be capable of subjugatingherself to the role she is playing.”School For Scandal“My choice of play?” she ques¬tioned. “Because I had played therole of Lady Teazle in “The Schoolfor Scandal” I desired somethingmodern and therefore chose “TheRunaway Road.’ For my next char¬acter I have selected the role of avampire in order to illustrate morej plainly how one must change herselfin acting before the public.”ent in the democratic state. Havinggiven his opinion of democracyMencken makes the statement thatthere may not be any remedy fordemocracy, or as he puts it, “Sucha system, for all I know, may lieoutside the farthest soarings of thehuman mind, though that mind canweigh the stai’s and know God. Untilthe end of the chapter the ants andbees may flutter their sardonic an¬tennae at us in that department—the last joke upon man may be thathe never learned how to governhimself in a rational and competentmanner.”The week-end comes round againand with a sigh of relief the campusturns to the business of forgettingthat classes and mid-terms are partof a college education. Achoth startsearly by entertaining the pledges ofthe clubs and fraternities at a teadance Friday afternoon. W. A. A.is giving a dance at Ida Noyes inthe evening.The Friday night dating begins,with a Deltho informal for theirpledges at the College Club and aDelta Upsilon house dance as cam¬pus events. The Drake will probablydraw its usual crowd of campuselite and the other places of amuse¬ment will get what is left.D. U. Tea DanceNothing daunted by the fact thatthe game is at Evanston Saturday,the D. U.’s are having a tea dance inthe afternoon and the Tau DeltaPhi’s are having a house dance inthe evening.Northwestern seems bent on show¬ing that it can entertain as well asplay football and advance noticesindicate an excellent day. The Al¬pha Phi’s have invited the frater¬nities and clubs to a football teadance after the ^ame and most ofthe fraternities are providing somesort of entertainment for their visit¬ing brothers. The evening promise?to be equally good with the NorthShore hotels and country clubs get¬ ting most of the Chicago crowd.Sunday afternoon .i Sigma tea andone given by the Graduate C. & A.Club conclude the festivities for thisweek-end.AWAKENINGBy George Lee GrushinThere was a park 1 played in whena child—A lovely place, with tiny lakes,And trees that twined with twistingvines run wildAcross the bark like sinewedsnakes.Amongst this loveliness I sojournedlong—feeling nought,—Until, one day, a friend remarkedin passing by,“What ivonder-work hath Naturewrought!”Leaving me jealous that the beautywas by others sought;And since, that park has been asource of constant pleasure tomy eye.So, too, I knew you long—as hut apleasant friend—When, once I heard another praisethe fairness of your lace,And in a trice there were no otherthoughts could dare transcendMy thoughts of you—or even hopeto take their place.Page Fourt THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1926The St. James Methodist ChurchTHE CHICAGO & NORTHWESTERN RAILROADSIX SPECIAL NON-STOP TRAINSCHICAGO-NORTHWESTERN FOOTBALLGAMENovember 13thFirst train leaves Chicago and Northwestern Terminal at12:10 P. M., last train at 1 :20 P. M.23 Minute Service.ROUND TRIP 50cThanks, ChicagoThe gang was out in a body at theNEW PERSHING PALACE last Fridaynight for College Night and everybodyhad a “wow” of a time.It’s the treat of a life-time to dance tothe scintillating syncopation of LOUISPANICO and his orchestra. But weoffer you more than Louis’ laughingcornet—there is high grade talent to en¬tertain you and we’re giving one ofMadame Elizabeth’s beautiful Frenchdolls to the best couple on the floor.Let’s all be here for a merry good time.The cover charge is only fifty cents.New PershingPalace CafeCottage Grove at 64thSam & Dave Wolf—ownersFor your reservation phone DORchester 2255-6688Friday Nite Is College NightP. S.—Our Wisconsin party is just aweek away—BE THERE! WHAT’S ON TODAYDie Deutsche Gesellschaft at 4 inIda Noves hall.* * * *Y. W. C. A. will give a tea for allUniversity women at 4 in Ida Noyeshall. Miss Emily Taft, field secre¬ tary of the Illinois League of WomenVoters, will speak.* * * *Radio Vespers Chimes Service willbe broadcast at 6 from Mitchell Tow¬er through WMAQ.* * * *Women’s meeting of the NewmanSociety at 4 in the student’s office onTHE INTERSTATE CO.wishes to announce the opening ofTHE GEM RESTAURANT(Formerly Wheel & Whistle, Inc.)THE INTERSTATE COMPANY is‘one of the largest corpora¬tions of its kind in America, operating restaurants and hotels in everystate of the Union, and thus through quantity buying, you are assuredof the finest in quality at the lowest cost.SOME OF OUR SPECIALSCRISP CREAM WAFFLES THAT JUST SIMPLY MELTIN YOUR MOUTHCLUB BREAKFASTNo. 1— 25c.Two Wheat Cakes, Brookfield Sausage and Piping HotLa Touraine CoffeeSPECIAL PLATE LUNCHEON, 50c.Served from 1 1:30 A. M. to'2:30 P. M.TABLE D'HOTE DINNER, 85c.Served from 5 to 8:30 P. M.SPECIAL PLATE DINNER, 50c.Served from 5 to 8:30 P. M.A SECOND CUP OF OUR DELICIOUS COFFEEFOR THE ASKINGTHE INTERSTATE COMPANYTHE GEM RESTAURANT1590 East 53rd Street(Under East End I. C. R. R. Elevation)Open 6:30 to 1 A. M. Saturday and Sunday Until 3 A- M. CAP and GOWN1927- - announces - -November 15AS FINAL DAYFOR YOUR PHOTOGRAPHMorrison StudiosOFFICIAL PHOTOGRAPHER64 Weil Randolph Street(One and One-Half Blocks West ofState St.)□ □OPEN EVENINGS TO 9 P. M.SUNDAYS. 10-4.□ □Central 2719The St. James Methodist Church,pictured above, has a new buildingat 46th stret and Ellis avenue. Anew pastor, the Rev. Mr. King Beachhas taken charge of the church andannounces a group of sermons whichwill be given on Sunday morning asfollows Nov. 14—“The City Church Chal¬lenged.”Nov. 21—“The City Church—ItsMinistrations.”Nov. 28—“The City Church—ItsOrganizations.”Dec. 5—“The City Church—ItsPossibilities.”v- " v —"" V--Charming Innovation.^ Dining Delight ^A new and pleasurable addition toChicago select late hour attractionin the spirit of the smart suPPerclub.Entertainment and dancing to themost enchanting music—the tin-kling tune, soothing syncopation,Perfect rhythm ofSAM WAMBYand his Golden Lily orchestra.^GOLDEN LILY30Q E. Garfield Blvd.at tiSouth Side’Xbest Liked Cafe^the 3rd floor of Ida Noyes hall. MissBronsette will speak. All Catholicwomen of the University have beeninvited.* * * *Freshman Forum, Monday, at 3:30in Cobb 110. The meeting is open toall Freshmen men and women. THE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTComer 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women.Maroons to helpdedicate Purple Sta¬dium. The Daily SPORTS MaroonFriday Morning November 1 2, 1926 Just like Purduehelped to dedicate ]theirs.STAGG TRADITION VS. PURPLE REVENGESWIM MEET HEADS I-M BILLMICH.-OHIO GAME IMPORTANTWILDCATS WILLDEDICATE DYCHESTADIUM IN GAME14,000 Maroons Fans JourneyTo Evanston For FirstTime Since 1918About 14,000 Maroon football fanswill prather in Evanston tomorrow towitness the dedication of the newDyche stadium and the annual battlebetween Chicago and Northwestern.That number of tickets has been soldby the University ticket office and alarge block of the 50,00 Oseats will befilled with Chicago’s “rooters.” Thelast Maroon journey to Evanston wasin 1918.The dedication of the stadium at atime when the Purple team is mak¬ing such a strong bid for the Big Tenchampionship is fortunate for them.Elaborate ceremonies have beenplanned for the event and a numberof local celebrities have signified in¬tentions of being on hand.A new idea in stadium construc¬tion, the curved stand, was the basisfor the construction of the new bowl.The curved stand, it is claimed, givesthe maymum amount of seats be¬tween the goal posts with the great¬est possible number on the fifty yardline, and since all of the seats arecurved inwards all of the spectatorsare faced towards the center of thefield where most of the actual playtakes place.The Big Three, for several decadesthe standard of athletics and a tra¬dition made firm by means of the im¬petus which football gave it, was rentasunder when Princeton severed allrelations with its ancient enemy,Harvard, at a meeting of the boardof athletic control Wednesday. Thisdiplomatic break was brewing forseveral seasons, previously having re¬sulted in temporary disruptions. Theculmination of this perrenial contro¬versy was brought about because ofPrinceton’s taking offense at a slurcast upon them by the Harvard Lam¬poon, a monthly periodical of thatinstituion. The Lampoon intimatedthat the undergraduate body was longsince in favor of dropping Princetonfrom their schedule. Princeton hasbeen also made the butt of many cam¬pus quips.The break, the fourth between theuniversities, similar occurences beingin 1885 and in 1890, when mutual Next Big EventIs Third AnnualSwim CarnivalBy Bill WeddellAn affair which is at once “all wet”and yet a success is the latest offerof the Intramural department. Theparticular event in question is thethird annual Swimming Carnivalwhich will take place in the Bartlettgymnasium pool on December 2ndand third.The meet, which according to “Doc”Molander, Intramural advisor, willbe staged on an elaborate scale evensurpassing that of last year, will cul¬minate the activities of the Intra¬mural department for the quarterand will provide a fitting climax to aseason replete with athletic thrills.Many FeaturesRalph McCormick, undergraduatemanager of the carnival, announcedtoday that in adition to the regularswimming events there will be a re¬lay race between the city high schoolsfor the Chicago championship, a nov¬elty duck catching contest, and anexhibtion by Johnny Weismuller,world’s champion swimmer.Canty Announces“We are doing everything in ourpower to make it a gala night and anall-university affair,” said McCor¬mack, “Ted Canty, famous I. A. C.(Continued on page 8)charges of professionalism incitedboth schools to enmity. In 1897 un¬necessary roughness was anothercause for a break. They resumed re¬lations in 1910 and have played everyyear since except for the two waryears.There have been numerous andvarious reactions to this infraction.The undergraduate body at Harvardwere pleased at the turn of eventsand were of the opinion that the ex¬isting situation between the two col¬leges was impossible, while the offi¬cials of Harvard claim surprise. Yale,the third member of the triumviratelooks upon the incident as a tragedy.Last fall after all hope seemed tobe despaired, it was Yale who steppedin and healed the breach.Thus is ended what was perhapsthe greatest of early athletic alli¬ances. Since 1877 these ancient riv¬als have drawn the eye of the foot¬ball world in their historic combats. Weislow YoungestBig Ten GridderSaul Weislow, stellar tackle ofthe football team, is said to be theyoungest player on the roster ofany Big Ten team. Weislow isjust a few months over eighteenyears in age. However he weighsover 190 pounds and has playedfootball ever since his grade schooldays. His playing this season hasbeen exceptional and with twoyears of competition still ahead ofhim, he should develop into anAll-Conference selection.PREDICTIONS ONCOMING BATTLESTomorrow’* Prediction*Chicago 9, Northwestern 7Michigan 10, Ohio 6Wisconsin 7, Iowa 6Indiana 21, Miss. Aggies 6Illinois 26, Wabash 7Minnesota 33, Butler 0Purdue 28, Franklin 0Our record to date is 28 right, 5wrong as follows:Game—Score—PredictionChi.-Maryland, 21-0, 10-7Chi.-Penn., 0-27, 7-7Vhi.-Purdue, 0-6, 6-3Chi.-Ohio, 0-18, 0-13Chi.-Illinois, 0-7, 0-6Ill.-Butler, 38-7, 21-7Ill.-Iowa, 13-6, 14-0Ill.-Michigan, 0-13, 7-21Ill.-Penn., 3-0, 6-7Ind.-Kentucky, 14-6, 21-0Ind.-N. W., 0-20, 7-14Ind.-Wis., 2-27, 7-13Ind.-N. W., 0-21, 0-7Ind.-N. D., 0-26, 0-21Iowa-N. Dakota, 40-7, 27-0Iowa-Ohio, G-23, 7-10Iowa-Carroll, 21-0, 30-0Iowa-Minn., 0-41, 0-21Mich.-Mich. State, 55-3, 34-0Mich%Minn., 0-41, 0-21Mich.-Navy, 0-10, 19-0Mich.-Wis., 37-0, 20-0Minn.-N. D., 7-20, 7-13Minn.-Wahasb, 67-7, 32-0Minn.-Wis., 16-10, 13-6N. W.-Carleton, 31-3, 20-0N. W.-N. D., 0-6, 0-13N. W.-Purdue, 22-0, 7-0Ohio State-O. Wesleyan, 47-0, 20-0Purdue-Wabash, 21-14, 14-6Purdue-Wis., 0-0, 7-13 Title Hopes AreAt Stake; HawksPlay at MadisonBy far the most important of Satur¬day’s contests is the battle betweenMichigan and Ohio, for at its con¬clusion, (unless it’s a tie) one of theundefeated eleven of the Big Ten willhave had its titular hopes dimmed.Little light can be shed on the pro¬bable winner. Neither team has met* a mutual opponent against whom theirwork might be compared. Lines offairly equal strength will oppose eachother, while both teams boast of stel¬lar backtields, the Buckeyes perhapsexcelling in the running end, whilethe Wolverines have developed an un¬excelled ariel attack.Homecoming at Madison^Madison’s home coming game willbring the Wisconsin outfit againstIowa. Neither team has won a con¬test of which it boasts and a victorywill go for either team. If any ad¬vantage is to be assigned it will goto Wisconsin. It, however, is veryslight.There, will be little opposition of¬fered to the down-state school forIllinois hitches up with Wabash. In¬diana, likewise, has a non conferencegame scheduled, for it meets the Mis¬sissippi Aggies in what should be avictory for the conference school.Both Purdue and Minnesota shouldhave easy times in their games withj Franklin and Butler colleges.MUDDY FIELD STOPSHOCKEY DEMONSTRA¬TION GAME AT HALFDue to the muddy condition of thehockey field only one-half of thedemonstration game, scheduled foryesterday noon, was played.The team composed of sophomoreand junior players had the advantageover the senior-frosh team in a 1 to 0score when the half ended. The sen¬ior-freshman squad was on the de-! fensive most of the time. Demon-! stration of correct hockey was ham¬pered by the slipperiness of the field.Northwestern - ChicogoHaroard-Princeton Break In BigThree Follows Long ControversyKEEP UP WITH THE STEPSIt is the up-to-date dancer who is themost popular. It is this efficiency thatenables one to have a aood time at everydance that fortunate one attends. If youare not up on all the latest steps makearranKements with us to take a few les¬sons and become proficient in the mostdeliKhtful and healthful of all exercises.Classes-nightly at 8:00 and Sun. Aft.2:30 to 6:00Private lessons anytime day or evening.TERESA DOLAN—DANCINGSCHOOLBEN SMITZDORF1208 E. 63rd ST. (Near Woodlawn At.)Phone Hyde Park 304*0Students, Eat at theMANILA LUNCH845 E. 55th Phone Midway 7988HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD FOODCourteous Attention Given to StudentsCome and Try Our Daily Special Luncheon and SupperAlso Special Chop Suey DailyLowest Prices in the university neighborhoodQuick Service—Home Cooking—Ladies Invited FOOTBALL LUNCHEON BEFORE THE GAMEFOOTBALL DINNER AFTER THE GAMEAvoid traffic congestion—meet your friends—talk overthe football prospects of the day—enjoy a delightfulmeal. Then drive over to Dyche Field in plenty oftime for the kick-off. After the game — returnto the Windermere for the special football dinner.Make it a real football day.*Jjotelsindermere"CHICAGO'S MOST HOMBLIKB HOTBlf*Head rooms £75 to £176 a moadk--£3.50 to £8.50 oAqr;sad apartments, two to eight ms^ £130 so £1,055 m aooB56th Street at Hyde Park Boulevard—Phone Fairfax 600000 feet of verandas and terraces fronting south on Jackson ParkOFFICIAL HOTEL INTERCOLLEGIATE ALUMNIEXTENSION SERVICE MAROONS FACE TITLE CONTENDERSIN TRY FOR EEVENTH STRAIGHTWIN OVER NORTHERN ELEVENNeff Out of Maroon Lineup; Stagg Uses New Plays; StrongDefense Needed To Stop Baker, Lewisand Wildcat PassesProbable Line-upsChicago Northwestern\pitz LF. BovikLewis LT ShulerWolff LG DartK. Rouse C RosieGreenebaum R G SeibenmannWeislow RT JohnsonSpence R E FisherMcDonough QB Baker (c)S. Rouse LH LevinsonMarks (c) RH GustafsonLeyers FB LewisBy Victor RoterusNorthwestern is looking forward tokilling a couple of birds with one rockwhen they will hump heads with the-Maroon gridders in the new Dychestadium at Evanston tomorrow after¬noon.In the first place the Purple expectsto retain its perfect record after thesession is over, and thus remain inline for the conference championship.In the second place the school on thenorth shore, and nearly every else, pro¬foundly believes that the Northwesternfootball team is, after ten year of bit¬ter disappointment, about to register awin over the Maroons, and a lopsidedone at that, which Vill go a long wayin atoning for past grievances.Strong Defense NeededAlthough it seems that a Purple vic¬tory is inevitable, it is doubtful ifNorthwestern, 'even with backfieldmeit like Baker, Gustafson and Lewis,who was supposed to be ineligible thisyear, can do more damage thanZuppke’s mules. And if the Maroonsare to come anywhere near winningthey must put forward thqir best de¬fensive front, for the offensive strengthof Stagg’s men is well-kn'own.Stagg, himself, is aware of the factthat his team has not performed asthey should on the attack. Conse¬quently the Maroons will go into to¬morrow’s game with some new playswhich they will try for better or worse. Throughout the week the drill hasbeen concentrated on offensive tactics,and some results should be forth¬coming.Must Watch PassesNorthwestern, too, has devoted mostof its practice time to polishing theirattack, as they doubt if Stagg will re¬veal anything too tricky. The Purpleis fond of gaining its ground throughthe air and by sharp off-tackle thrusts.Baker, Gustafson and Lewis do allthe ball-toting while Levinson has hisjob because of his blocking ability.Both elevens are intact physically,except for Neff, Maroon linesman, whowill not play. The Northwestern linehas been troubled with numerous in¬juries, hut the return of Rosie, 216pound center, and Shuler, tackle, in¬sures it its full strength. Siebenmann.guard, and Johnson, tackle, who are intheir third year of conference football,are the stellar linesman. They withFisher, veteran end, constitute the(Continued on page 8)I-M GOLF TROPHYWON BY STRONG PILAMBDA PHI TEAMWhen the last little ball dropped; in the cup after leaving its trail be¬hind it in the snow the Intramuraldepartment officially called the an¬nual golf tournament to a close andstarted energetically to work to fig¬ure out the final scores. After muchtearing of hair they came to the con¬clusion that Pi Lambda Phi took firstplace with a score of 155; Sigma Chiputted their way to second; and Sig¬ma Nu attached themselves to third.Jerome Debs took individual upperclassman honors with a 75. PaulEngberg won first in the freshmandivision with a score of 79. 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InformalNO COVER CHARGEMidnight Supper One DollarPage Eight THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 1926X >VhisdeHEE!HEE!One cannot tell the difference’Tween the Senior and the Frosh;Same clothes, same cars, same lines,same booze—They’re not revered, by gosh!Four years have brought them lit¬tle gain;So now they’re gonna wear a cane.The Frosh take %’way the Seniors’girls—We know this isn’t right—The Senior, stung and choked withrage,Sometimes are moved to light.Moral support—to keep them sane;So now they’re gonna wear a cane.Envoi:No more brain, and no more gain,Kiddish, vain, and they're insane;And so—they’re gonna decided to carry canes as their in¬signia, I suggest that we seniorwomen should carry rolling-pins toshow them who are the real bosses! !—June-1927THE heights of our senior wrathwere aroused yesterday when abeautiful little freshman woman, ap¬proaching us as we stood—cane inhand—under the clock in Cobb, ex¬claimed, “My Dear! How DID yousprain your ankle?wear a cane!—SiiTHESE SENIOR canes seem toemphasize some of the in-grownhabits of the boys. For example, Joh-ny Meyer held his cane from thewrong end, using it as a golf-club,and swung at every stone or pieceof paper that he could find. WendellBennett, on the other hand, keptpractising backhand and forehandstrokes, in anticipation of the Springtennis season. But Bill Stephenson—shame on him—just couldn’t getaway from crooking his finger andshoving his cane through it—as if hewere going to shoot the eigfyfc-ballinto the end pocket!We have a suspicion that Col. MiltKrienes and Walt Williamson usedthe top end of their canes to rakein some sort of a commission fromthe cane manufacturer. Didn’t theirpaper put the idea over? AMERTUME—(To B. W. T.)It is done—that farce of oursEntitled Love—a gilded sceneThe curtain’s down—the time hascomeTo wash the paint with tears thatcleanFrom off the face that seemed tosmileAt me—for such a little whileUpon that flimsy little stageWhich we had set to last an age!—Astoniphronque enson threw down their senior canesand shouted gleefully, “Hurray, wecan see Europe in style next sum¬mer!”—Lord LloydTERRIBLE TURK was walkingalong, swinging his cane, yesterdayafternoon, whfn he noticed a Christ¬mas ad in the window of the U.put the senior cane into his mouth,of C. bookstore. “Ah,” he thought,“Christmas is coming,” land histhoughts ovent back to his happychildhood Christmases, with theirstockings full of gayly colored toysand sugarcanes. Absent mindedly hesucking on it as he had often done*o sugarcanes, in the innocence ofchildhood. But alas! Varnish andshellac are not nearly so nourishingas the pure sugar of the actual sug¬ar-cane, and Terrible Turk is nowlaid up with what he proudly claimsto be the first case of Christmasindigestion of the year! Which iswhy we wrote the column today.—GEOGQUEEN MARIE, Princess Illeana,and the whole royal entourage aregoing to visit our campus next Mon¬day. The fraternity men have decid¬ed that, upon being introduced tothem, one should kiss Queen Marie’shand. The boys, however, after tak¬ing a look at Princess Illeana’s pic¬ture, can not agree upon a suitableform of greeting for her. “This kiss-ing-the-hand-business is all right forthe Queen,” confides one prominentmember of the undergraduate coun¬cil, “But gee whiz, it’s too tame forPrincess Illeana. We must give hera warmer welcome!” awards and prizes for the fall quar¬ter will be distributed by E. C. Dela-porte, superintendent of Chicago highschool athletics. In adition to Mr.Delaporfe, Nelson Norgren, A. A.Stagg, Jr., William Crooks, and FritzCrisler will act as officials.STAGG TRADITION VS. PURPLEREVENGE(Continued from sports page)strong right side of the Purple line.Fisher is a vital factor in North¬western's aerial game, being quiteadepf at snagging the throws ofBaker and Lewis.Last night the Maroons put in theirlongest drill of the season workinguntil 7 o’clock, despite the conferenceruling. A defense against North¬western plays was outlined, and thevarsity used their own plays in adummy scrimmage. Gleason and Lib¬by were used, so it is very probablethat the backs will see action on Satur¬day.NEXT BIG EVENT IS THIRDANNUAL SWIM £ARNIVAL CLASSIFIEDREPORT ON THE DOINGS IN THEPHOENIX OFFICE YESTERDAYNix! You Get All Our Dough A*It Is!GeoG:Since the men of our class have Dear GeoG:During the Phoenix sales: Said Al¬lison to Stephenson, “The women ofParis are gold-diggers.” (Five sales¬women were immediately sent toeast Cobb) Sard Stephenson to Al¬lison, “We can’t swim so we’ll haveto pay to get across the channel.”(More saleswomen then sent to Har¬per.) At this point, the circulationmanager came in with news of acomplete sell-out. Allison and Steph- (Continued from sports page)announcer, will be on hand to keepthe crowd both amused and informedand the University band and a danceorchestra will entertain the studentsbetween events.”Varsity swimming coach McGilli-vary, who is cooperating with theIntramural force, urged every under¬graduate who can swim a stroke tocommence practice for the Carnival.“I will be glad to help any of theaspirants who plan to enter themeet,” Mr. McGillivary said. “Thecarnival always brings out futurevarsity material and it is a fittingsend-off to the annual swimming sea¬son.”The regular events on the programare as follows:Organization relays.40 yard swim.60-yard back stroke.100-yard swim.220-yard free style.100-yard breast stroke.Fancy diving.At the conclusion of the meet the COLLEGE MEN AND WOMENMake money in your spare timeselling our 7 per cent “Safety” Firstmortgages. These mortgages are ab¬ solutely the safest investment on themarket today. You need have no ex¬perience in this line. 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