f #Wl)t Batlp jlaroon BEATILLINOIS!Vol. 27. No. 26. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?The Illinois boys will begin to hittown today. This is a message ad¬dressed to them, for their own wel¬fare. I know the Illinois boys willthink that no such thing is possible,coming from me, because of the maul¬ing I have recently subjected themand the dear old Greatest State Uni¬versity to in this column. Such anopinion, logical as it may seem to theIllinois boys, is nevertheless in error.For, in all my wanderings in therealm of verbiage, I have really hadthe good of the boys at heart. I havemerely wished to point out to them,impartially—as an outsider lookingin calmly,—what an outsider sees inthem and in their school that allowsroom for improvement. Somehow orother, in all my moves, the TwinCities fellows have seen somethingsinister, something that has alarmedthem. They have not taken my re¬marks as counsel, but as kicks in thepants. And in all this they have beenwrong.* * • *But my advice to the incoming II-lini for the day runs on somewhatdifferent lines than anything I havedished out here yet. I understandconditions in Champaign more trulythan they think possible. I know theshadow that the long arm of DeanThomas Arkle Clark casts overChampaign County. I know how col¬lege life, strange as this may seem, ismuffled by official tyranny at Illinois.I know the fear in which “the au¬thorities" are held down there. Iknow how the drug store clerks lookfurtively over their shoulders, as ifexpecting the Dean to pop out of thestacks of Tar Soap at any moment,before they hand over the brown pa¬per parcel. I know all this, and Ihave dread imaginings of what mayhappen today and tomorrow up herein free Chicago when the Illinoisboys, safe from the terrorism ofThomas Arkle and his band of merry-morose men, are left to do what theywill, without first thinking of theDean and the consequences. So, withWilfred Cross, I hold up a restrain¬ing finger and say, “Watch out. Easythere, easy. Careful... .careful.”Now who says I’m an Enemy of thePeople?* * * *A secret society, not quite so se¬cret, is in process of formation inthese halls. It is built around theconception that his own fraternityneed not necessarily represent thelimit of fellowship that a man bebounded by. And so, following outlogically this primary idea, the so¬ciety has organized itself aroundfourteen men, representing nine frat¬ernities, as its charter members. Itwill devote itself to the fostering ofcloser bonds of fellowship in a groupthat is already solidified throughcommon grounds of friendship andinterest. The idea represented in thefact that the membership of the newsociety is of many other differentfraternities is not an essentiallyfresh one. At Arizona University, forinstance, there is a band called “TheStray Greeks,” the body politic ofwhich is composed of members of va¬rious fraternities, initiated at otherchapters at Arizona. This same ideaschools, which do not happen to haveis the one about which such sub rosagroups as Kappa Beta Phi and T. N.E. have sprung up. It is not new,but it’s a good idea.The new organization is not aGreek letter society, but calls itselfsimply and soberly “The Tipplers”has no significance particularly. ItHas them “ties that bind” that theother fraternities pride fnemselves in.It will “tap” new members from timeto time, when they make their worthapparent. It will have its badge, thatwill shortly hit campus. It will evenhave its ritual and its robes. “Ale, ale,the gang’s all here” will be its hymn.But say, this is a secret society—andhere I am giving the secrets away. HOMECOMING LID OFF TODAYMARKS ELECTEDTO DON UNIFORMOF CADET MAJOROther Appointments ListedBy M. S. Dept.Wallie Marks finds the step fromcaptain to major very easy, particu¬larly since he can retoin both titles atthe same time, a privilege affordedonly to a chosen few. In accepting hisrecent appointment to rank of ActingCadet Major of the Military Sciencedepartment Marks enlists his servicesin a new field under football battlescan be considered good preparationfor sham battles.Appointments of cadet officers selec¬ted from the new enrollment in theUniversity’s Field Artillery unit ofR. O. T. C. have been announced asfollows: Cadet captains. Gerald N.Bench. Edwin C. Mattick. Claude L.Brignall; Cadet first lieutenants, JohnChumasero, Harold F. Sclnvede. Fran¬cis E. Wilcox, Vitalis Lewis Bassie,Louis Wulfektihler, Jack O. Stewart.Maurice Hatheway Jr., Joseph Garen;Cadet second lieutenants, Robert LeoStern, Ben S.. Patterson. Arthur Ein¬stein, Harold Koerber. Alvin W. Sin¬ger, Paul Lester Beiles, William C.Clarke. Melvin F. Abrahamson, BuellW. Scace, Bernard A. Sheehan, GilesPenstone and Alfred H. Reiser.Non - commissioned appointmentshave been announced in the followingorder: Cadet Master Sergeant, HomerD. Eubanks; Cadet first sergeants,Pliny del Valle, John H. Stambaugh,George R. Mueller; Cadet staff ser¬geants, Russell C. Whitney, CharlesA. Warner, Perry R. Thomas; cadetsergeants. John L. Rackow, EugeneW. Macoy. Philip W. Marsh, John P.Renhult, Edward D. Hagens. Rich¬ard W. Kern, Fred C. Robie, HaroldT. Parker, Frederic W. Prewett, Wal¬lace W. Mink. George P. Nardin. Dan¬iel A. Costigan. Theodore Tieken, Jr.,Chester B. Thrift, and Alfred B.Schmidt.Lynn Harold Hough,Former N. U. PrexyPreaches In MandelLynn Harold Hough, former presi¬dent of Northwestern University willconduct the Sunday chapel servicesfor the next two weeks in Leon Man-del hall.The services of I)r. Hough are indemand in England wliere he lecturedduring the summer. During the recenttrouble with the American Federationof Labor in Detroit Dr. Hough spokein favor of church and labor organiza¬tions cooperating to settle such trou¬ble.Dean Shailer Matthews states thatthe Joseph Bond Chapel is open allday to anyone.BRETZ SPEAKS ON“EARTH’S HISTORY” Open SettlementDrive With BigIda Noyes MixerThe Settlement Drive opens today.A mixer in Ida Noyes at 4 has beenplanned to mark the opening of thisyear’s campaign. The music is to befurnished by Ken Blake and his Trou¬badours, who will also play after theIllinois game.The team captains, who were an¬nounced yesterday, have begun theirwork and will assemble their organ¬izations for their first official meet¬ing on Tuesday at 2:30. The per¬sonnel of these teams will be an¬nounced in The Daily Maroon earlynext week.Four thousand printed letters ask¬ing for support for the Settlementhave been prepared for distribution.The Settlement night vaudeville isbeing planned and it is expected thatit will rival last year’s entertainment,which was directed by Donald Mc¬Ginnis and Alta Cundv.This year’s campaign is to be or¬ganized according to much the sameplan as was employed successfullylast year. Those in charge of the drivehope to pass the mark set in the cam¬paign last fall.Harvard ReviewerSpeaks CynicallyOf Chicago Book“To the fat lady in the side showa steam piano may seem to be music,and to the middle-western professorhis college may seem to he intellec¬tual.” declares Mark Howe, studentbook reviewer of the Harvard Advo¬cate, in ‘an article on the latest Uni¬versity of Chicago book, Chimes, byRobert Herrick.From a Harvard viewpoint bothMr. Herrick and Mr. Howe say thatthe life of middle western universitiesis petty, shallow and even tragic. Inconclusion the Harvard reviewerwrites, "The outcome of all this isthat the great novel of American edu¬cation has not yet been written.”SIR FREDERICK WHITEDELIVERS LECTURESON EASTERN WORLD Record Crowd AtTomorrow’s GameIf statistics mean anything, sev¬eral people want to see the Chi¬cago-Illinois game.This fact manifested itself todaywhen the football tickets office an¬nounced that at least 50,000 personswill witness the Illini fuss and atleast 10,000 persons will be disap¬pointed at the gate. Every possibleticket was sold almost a week priorto the closing date for applications,Oct. 18, according to Lester F.Blair, head of the tickets office.Of the 50,000 rooters, 12,500 willwear the Orange and Blue. Strag¬gling in today and tomorrow morn¬ing they will invade the campus andtake the trek to the south, east andwest stands of Stagg field, all ofwhich they will occupy.Tomorrow will witness a recordcrowd on the Maroon battlefield.WOMEN TO PUSHSALE OF BUTTONS“Go Chicago!” Emblems ToBe Sold TonightAs an added feature of the pep ses¬sion scheduled for this evening inMandel hall, fourteen of the most at¬tractive club pledges will assist Kath¬erine Fitzgerald in the annual saleof “Go Chicago!” buttons.The women appointed by MissFitzgerald are as follows: MarionBloom, Florence Buddig, EleanorCampbell, Carol Cundy, Claire Davis,Catherine Downing, Helene Eck¬stein, Gertrude Goddard, AlbertaHarkness, Edith Kritzer, CatherineMadison, Margaret Newton, JaneSims and Florence Stewart.The pledges will meet Miss Fitz¬gerald to complete plans for the salescampaign today at 2:30 in Cobb 210.Between intermissions at the pepmeeting, the women will canvass theentire gathering, urging students andalumni to wear the maroon and whiteduring the game Saturday. FROSH TEAM’S STARSCLASH IN AFTERNOON;PEP SESSION TONIGHTFive Hundred StudentsAid Team AgainstInvading IlliniHomecoming ScheduleTODAY3:30—Harvard vs. Yale, 56thand Greenwood; touchball be¬tween halves.4:00—Mixer in Ida Noyes hall.6:00—Alumni dinner in Hutchin¬son commons.7:30—Start of snake dance.8:00—Pep Session in Mandel hall.9:00—Dance in Reynolds club.SATURDAY .1:30—Start of student snakedance.2:00—Illinois vs. Chicago.5:00—Mixer in Reynolds club.RICHBERG COMPOSES“FLAG OF MAROON,”NEW CHICAGO SONG“Geological Problems of the Earth’sHistory” is the general title as theseries of public lectures to be given byAssociate Professor J. Harlan Bretzof the Geology department in Fuller¬ton Hall in the Art Institute. Pro¬fessor Bretz will discuss in the firstlecture of the series, which is beinggiven tonight at 6:45, “The Outlineof the Great Geological Processes ofthe Present and the Past and theMethod of Reading the Earth’s His¬tory.”His second lecture on “The Philos¬ophy of the Earth’s History” will begiven at a later date. These lecturesare being conducted under the au¬spices of the University College. Sir Fredrick Whyte, M. A.. L. L. I)..and first president of the Legislativeassembly of India will deliver fourpublic lectures next week under thejoint auspices of the William VaughnMoody and Norman Wait HarrisFoundations.Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdayafternoons at four-thirty the Waitlectures will be given in Harper As¬sembly Room with the general subject“Contemporary India.” On Tuesdayat eight .in Leon Mandel assembly hallthe subject will be “Asia and the Wes¬tern World in the Twentieth Cen¬tury.”The Moody lecture will offer ageneral view* of Asiatic problems, andthe Harris lectures will give a moredetailed account of recent Indian gov¬ernment and politics.Only Seniors MustPay For PicturesGraduating Seniors are the onlyones who will have to pay for theirpictures in the Cap and Gown, accord¬ing to an announcement made yester¬day by the editors. Seniors will paytwo dollars for their pictures, but allclub, fraternity and feature pictureswill be free. When the University band played"Flag of Maroon” last Saturday, theyannounced it as a revival of an oldsong. Donald P. Ricliberg, composerof the song, states that the song writ¬ten by him, made its initial appear¬ance last spring at the twenty-fifth an¬niversary of the class of 1901.Mr. Richlx^rg has written “For Chi¬cago Alma Mater” (1902), the firstmarching song of the University, andthe “Song of the ‘C’ ”, besides a doz¬en more or less famous football songs. |He announces the “Flag of Maroon”as the last of ms contributions. Five hundred students will marchagainst the Illini tomorrow.Starting at 1:30 from Mandel halla snake dance will begin on the fieldjust before the game. The band willlead :)id the Green Cap men will formthe nucleus.Tipplers RevivedThe Tipplers club has been revivedand equipped with a new yell. LeoStone is at the head of this organiza¬tion of twelve campus seniors who willyell with megaphones at the game to¬morrow.Green Cap practice at the circle to¬day demonstrated the worth of thenew yell. Stamping of the feet seventimes in a stacatto manner, and clap¬ping seven times with a final CHI¬CAGO accompanied by waving ofhats and hands has been hailed as arival for the Chicago skyrocket. Snake Dance To MandelStarts At Tonight’sSessionLineupYALEAbbott, RiddleFroberg, JirsoldCooper, DubskisBrown, DuskinHagens HARVARDLE McCurryLT BartnowskiLG A- HaywoodC MayRG McNairSanderby, Reeves RT MeigsDaniels, Priess RE HedeenHolohan QB WrightsmanGreer, Onufrock LH Knowles, BestBluhm, Hoffert RH Wattenberg,G. HaywoodBurgess, Gray FB Campbell,WakelandSPECIAL ROOMS,TWO BANDS FORMIXER SATURDAYLAY STONE OF NEWSEMINARY NOV. 14Plans have been made for the lay¬ing of the corner stone of the NewChicago Theological Seminary forNovember 14, at 4 in the afternoon.This new addition to the University'sbuildings, located on the corner of58th and University, will be knownas the Graham Taylor hall, in honorof Graham Taylpr, a prominent lead¬er of political and social reforms. Mr.Taylor was a former instructor of theUniversity and has taken an acfMfHfo-terest in its growth for many years. Both lounges of the Reynolds cluband the little theatre on the third floorwill be called into service for the mix¬er tomorrow afternoon after thegame.Two orchestras have been securedto furnish the music for this Home¬coming feature. Ken Blake and hisTroubadours will play in the theatreand Carl Lillie will furnish the musicin the South lounge.Coach A. A. Stagg and Mrs. Masonand Vice-President Woodward andMrs. Woodward will attend.Y. W. C. A. is serving refreshments.The refreshments, cider and dough¬nuts, will be served in the corridorleading to Mandel hall by the womenwho are members of the organization.The largest crowd ever to attend aUniversity mixer is expected tomor¬row. Harvard clashes with Yale today.Two star Freshman football elevenscoached all season for this annual bat¬tle, meet at 3:30 on the gridiron at56th and Greenwood, north of the sta¬dium.The freshmen players have beenpracticing Illinois and Northwesternplays this week and have eighteenplays ready for use in this afternoon’stilt. Earlier in the season they learnedthe plays of Penn, Maryland, Purdueand Ohio.William King will be head official.The field is marked and waiting forthe kick-off that will set off the firstspark of the annual celebration for thereturn of the grads.Touchball Between HalvesA touchball game between pickedteams will be run off between thehalves of the Frosh classic. The line¬up is on the sports page.In preparation for the traditionalyearling scrap sight has not been lostof the Illini. The returning alumni arethe nucleus of a monster audiencewhich has been gathered to hurl defi¬ance at the Illini, with Art Cody asguest cheerleader to egg them on. BillWeddell and his committee are mak¬ing preparations to handle a recordcrowd. • v . . JSS3WOK BroadcastsWOK will broadcast the rally.The snake dance that starts at 7:30*will reach Mandel hall at 8. Alumniwill already be in possession for theGrad dinner at 6 in Hutchinson Com¬mons breaks up at 7:50. Two hundredplates have been reserved.Both lounges of the Reynolds clubwill be thrown open to a dance from9 to 11:30. Two orchestras have beenarranged for and undergraduates havebeen invited by William Lyman, headof the Homecoming committee.ISSUE NEW EDITIONOF “OUR CHICAGO”Sophs Make PlansAt Meeting TodayPlans for the sophomore class mix¬er are to he made today at noon inCobb 208. Business concerning classaffairs will be discussed and arrange¬ments made for future meetings. It isimportant that all members of thesophomore class council attend thismeeting and present their plans fordiscussion amongst the other membersof this group. "Our Chicago,” the song whichmade its first football appearance atthe Maryland game, has reached itssecond edition. Norman Reid, whohas written the music for Blackfriarsfor the last two years, wrote both thewords and music for this song, thefirst edition of 1,000 copies was soldout in a few weeks. The new editionhas a white cover with maroon letter¬ing and may be obtained at the book¬store for fifteen cents. This song wona contest conducted by W. A. A. andwas sung as a finale to the la*t Black-friars’ show.V \Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1926ullip Sathj MaroonFOUNDED IN 1901(HE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autnmn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois. March 13.>000. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialtopearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorTom Stephenson .Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss.. Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy —.AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein. Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore Assistant,' Donald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AsaistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantWELLS, HEARST AND COLLEGEHG. WELLS, eminent English writer, recently attacked univer-• sities and colleges in England and America, claiming thatthey represented three or four year holidays in the lives of youngmen.Mr. Wells himself is not a college graduate and has achieveda remarkable success in the field of literature. His Outline ofHistory” probably created more comment tha nany other book ofthe year in which it appeared.The Hearst papers taking up the cue for a good story support¬ed Mr. Wells editorially last night in the Chicago Evening Amer¬ican. With the English writer they point to Henry Ford, Ben Frank¬lin and Abraham Lincoln who startled the world without the aid ofa college education.Neither Mr. Wells nor the Hearst papers are capable of takingthe attitude that these great men made their successes not becausethey had no college training, but in spite of that handicap. Anotherconsideration which Mr. Wells and the Hearst papers thoughtfullychoose to overlook, is the fact that these great men (Abraham Lin¬coln for example) spent more time in hard study than most collegestudents spend today. And their study lacked a systematic organ¬ization and was necessarily based on a trial and error method of de¬velopment.Today a young man, even a poor one, can earn his way throughschool with but little effort. For four years he can systematicallytrain his mind under the guidance of the greatest thinkers in theworld. For four years he has the advantages of a cultural environ¬ment, of pleasant surroundings and intelligent companionship. Mr.Wells and the Hearst papers would like to see young men deprived ofthese opportunities.Perhaps Mr. Wells plans to provide an education with his ‘‘Out¬line of History” and the Hearst papers with their magazine pagecomic strips.STILL PAYING TO ADVERTISEN the inside pages of this issue of the Daily Maroon there is agreat deal of Chifrcl? advertising. We are glad to see that thistrue, because it shows that the church, that vital element in the>iritual life of the people of the United States, has been put on aLisiness basis.The aphorism “it pays to advertise” has encroached on theisolation of the church, and the old fashioned idea that its value isuniversally appreciated and that consequent publicity is unnecessary.We are in an era of efficiency and if the church is to surviveit must model its administration on modern business methods. Wethink that when the church adapts new ways its workers will be bet¬ter able to appreciate and to more intelligently work on the prob¬lems within its range.Once more we renew our faith in the church not only as a re¬ligious teacher, but as an organization for social service. UNIVERSITY SENDSFIFTEEN STUDENTSTO “Y” MEETINGStudent Conference BeginsIn Milwaukee OnDecember 28Three thousand students gather ata national student conference Milwau¬ kee December 28 to January 1. Thereare to be representatives from all thecolleges and universities in the UnitedStates. The University of Chicagowill be permitted to have a delegationof ten undergraduates and five gradu¬ates. These are to be chosen throughthe two Christian Associations andthe denominational groups. A num¬ber of applications have been made al¬ready. Any students interested maysend in their names before Novemberlt> to Miss Kathleen Stewart of theV. W. C. A. or Mr. Andrew Steiger of the Y . M. C. A. A special invi¬tation has been extended by the con¬ference to students of other landsA pamphlet entitled “Students andLife” is to he used for a series of dis¬cussion groups Dy the Y. M. C. A. andV. W. C. A.Outstanding loaders in Universityand religious circles have been ob¬tained. Dr. Charles Gilkey, StuddertKennedy, Henry Sloane Coffin, KirbyPage, Harrison Elliott. RheinholdXeibuhr are among these scheduled. NO MORE ILLINOIS,WISCONSIN TICKETSAs has previously been announcedall tickets for the remaining homegames have been sold. Applications forthe Wisconsin game, the contestwhich spelts finis to the season'sgrid encounters, far exceed possiblefulfillment. The ticket office requeststhat all students who have applicationsin for the Illinois game call for themat once, while Northwestern ducatswill be ready nex* week.Come to Church SundayT h PresbyterianChurchTHEODORE M. CARLISLEAdvisor and Councilor to' Presbyterian StudentsHome 5642 Kimbark Ave.Tel. Dorchester 1186. Welcome to Students Alwavs!Office hours—Revnolds Club. 2ndfloor: 9-12 a. m.; 2-4 p. m.The oldest Protestant church inHyde ParkHyde Park Presbyter¬ian ChurchBlackstone Avenue and 63rd StreetMinistersRALPH MARSHALL DAVISELIOT PORTERHours of Worship ffiffi9:45 A. M.—Church School.11:00 A. M.—Moirning Worship.3:30 P. M.—Young People's Tea.6:15 P. M.—Young People’s Meet¬ing.7:30 P. M.—Evening Worship.First PresbyterianChurch6400 Kimbark AvenueWILLIAM HENRY BODD>MinisterServices at 11 and 7:45.Yroung People's Vesper tea at5:30, followed by discussion.A church with an open heart andan open mind.FIRST BAPTISTCHURCH“Chicago’s Gem of Gothic Art”935 E. 50th StreetPERRY J. STOCKHOUSEMinister *, Sunday ServicesBible School, 9:30 A. M.Morning Worship, 11 A. M.Popular Evening Service, 8 P. M.B. Y. P. U. invites you to tea,social hour, devotional service from6:15 to 7:45 P. M.Hyde Park BaptistChurch5600 Woodlawn Ave.CHARLES W. GILKEY,NORRIS L. TIBBETTS,* MinistersAppointments of value tostudents:Morning Worship, II a. m.Undergraduate Club forWomen, 7 p. m.Men’s Club, 7 p. m.Evening Service, 8 p. m.Home Parties follow theevening service.Men! Mr. A. B. Cody, aprominent Chicago businessman, will speak to the Men’sClub, Sunday, on “The Re¬ligious Experience of a Busi¬ness Man.” THE FIRST UNITARIAN CHURCH57th Street and Woodlawn AvenueVON OGDEN VOGT, MinisterII A. M.6 P. M. SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 7Life as a Spectacle- - Channing Club—Professor SapirHyde Park Congrega¬tional ChurchDorchester Ave. and 56th St.SUNDAY SERVICESChurch School... 9:45 a . m.Church Services ..II :00 a. m.Scrooby Club (foryoung people) . . 6:00 p. m THE KENWOODCHURCH(Interdenominational)4600 Greenwood AvenueMinistersWillis Laiten GoldsmithVictor Edward MarriottSunday, November 7, willbe Mr. Goldsmith's first Sun¬day with the Hyde ParkChurch. Topic. “Religion asOne’s Life.” DR. ALBERT J. McCART-NEY, Minister.Sunday ServicesSunday School 9:45Morning Service II :00Christian Endeavor ... 6:30St. James MethodistEpiscopal Church CHICAGO FORUMINVITES YOUThe Rev. King D. Beach,D.D., preaches both morningand evening.1 l :00 — ‘‘Harboring NoShameful Hope." (Commun¬ion Service).8:00—“Solving the Prob¬lem of Hampering Habit."Young People’s social tea at5:30, to which youvited. ERLANGER THEATREClark near RandolphSUNDAY ATFERNOON,3:15are in- Hon. Philip LaFollette, Dis¬trict Attorney of Wisconsin,younger son of the late Sen¬ator—LOOK FOR THE TOWER46th and Ellis Avenue “A PROGRESSIVE LOOKSAT HIS COUNTRY”University ChurchofDisciples of Christ Woodlawn LutheranChurch THE EPISCOPALCHURCHThe Church House5756 Kimbark AvenueTel. Fairfax 7988REV. C. L. STREET. Ph.Dr,Student ChaplainService#Sundays—Holy Communion, 8:00 a. m„at the Hilton Memorial Chapel.Thursdays and Holy Days—Holy Com¬munion, 7 :00 a. m., at the Church House.ConferencesDr. Street will be available for confer¬ence at the Y. M. C. A. office daily exceptSaturday from 10-11, and at any othertime at the Church House.THE CHURCH OFTHE REDEEMER56th and BlackstoneREV. JOHN HENRY HOPKINS. Rector5550 Blackstone Ave.REV. ALFRED NEWBERY. Assistant5549 Dorchester AvenueTel. Fairfax 4924Sunday ServicesHoly Communion. 8:00 a. m.Children's Service, 9:15 a. m.Morning Service, 11:00 a. m.Holy Communion, first and third Sun¬days.Evening Service, 7:80 p. m.ST. PAUL'SCHURCH59th and DorchesterParish Office: 4945 Dorchester AvenueTel. Oakland 3185REV. GEORGE H. THOMAS. RectorREV. R. B. GKOBB, AssistantSunday ServicesHoly Communion, 8:00 a. m.Church School Service. 9:30 a. m.Morning Service. 11 :00 a. m.Young People's Supper, 5:30 p. m.Evening Service, 7:45 p. m.Speaker next Sunday evening - Mr. LewisB. Franklin, of New York. Treasurer ofthe National Council.Chicago EthicalSocietyA non-sectarian religious society to fosterthe knowledge, love and practice of theright.THE STUDKBAKKR THEATRE418 S. Michigan AvenueSUNDAY. NOV. 7. at >J A. M.MR. HORACE J. BRIDGESwill speak onTHE DEBT PROBLEM, AND THE EURO¬PEAN KEELING TOWARD AMERICA,i ARMISTICE DAY ADDRESS.>til seats free. Visitors cordialy welcome.Woodlawn Ave. at 64th St.University Ave. and 5th St.EDWARD SCRIBNER AMF.S,Minitser.BASIL A. WISE, Director ofMusic and Education.Sunday Morning ServicesChurch School, 9:30 A. M.Communion Services, 10:30A. M.Church Services, 1 1 :00A. M.Wrangler, 5 P. M.Sermon Topic: “In Spiritand in Truth.” “Where You’re a StrangerOnly Once.”C. E. PAULUS, Pastor.9:45 A. M.— Special BibleClasses.1 1 :00 A. M.—Worship andSermon.6:00 P. M.—Vesper Tea.This is a good fellowship hourto meet with friends. All stu¬dents are most cordially in¬vited. Eventually you willcome, why not come Sunday?7:45 P. M. — Discussion:“How to Bring World Peace.” St. Paul’s on theMidway(Universalists)60th and DorchesterL. WARD BRIGAM,Minister‘‘The church that is differ¬ent.” You aFe invited toshare its day by day servicesin faith, fellowship and free¬dom.SUNDAY SERVICES9:45 a. m Bible Study1 1 :00 a. m Worship7:00 p. m.. . Discussion GroupWoodlawn Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchWoodlawn Avenue at 65th StreetGILBERT S. COX, Pastor.Morning Worship Service, 11 o’clock. Subject, “War, a De¬nial of the Christian Way of Life.”Evening Service, 7:45 o’clock. Subject, “Proposed Roadsto Peace,”Supday School at 9:45—Fellowship Hour for Young Peopleat 5:30 P. M.Special Music by Chorus Choir.We take this means of extending to you a most cordial invi¬tation to attend our church. Hyde Park Methodist Episcopal ChurchBlackstone Avenue and Fifty-fourth StreetCHARLES A. GAGE, Minister,We Urge You to Come and Enjoy:—A Worshipful Morning Service at 1 I :00 A. M.A Most Wholesome Young People’s Hour at 5:30.A Helpful, Short, Snappy Night Service at 7:45.A Sunday School for Everybody at 9:45.THE BEST SINGING IN TOWNu.hi Th'ifr-tf’t'ffiliffifr ■'Htohf 'rfr rVj irvr-%BEATILLINOIS! The Daily SPORTS Maroon BEATILLINOIS!Friday Morning November 5, 1926MAROONS TO TRY STRATEGY OF ’24PICK TEAMS FOR ALL-STAR TOUCHBALL GAMESTELLAR PLAYERS IN HOMECOMINGBATTLE THIS AFTERNOON; CLOSESCORES IN YESTERDAY’S GAMES Seniors Win, SophsTie Frosh In HockeyPsi Upsilon Lands FourMen on HonorTeamLineupGordon, Psi U (C); Bartlett, PhiGam,Lott, Psi U; Armstrong, AlphaDelt.Knuteson, Phi Kap; Gist, Phi Psi.Libby, Psi U; Sherubel, Kappa Sig.Pollard, Psi U; Hoke, Kappa Sig.Curtain, Sigma Nu; Cody, Macs.Hoey, Sigma Nu; Szold, Tau DeltAs a part of the Homecoming pro¬gram, the Intranuiral Department isstaging a new affair this afternoon.They are conducting a touchhall gamebetween two all-star teams composedof the best players in the Inter-frat-crnity and Club leagues. The gamewill be held during the half-time per¬iod of the Yale-Harvard game onCrisler Field.Reasons For SelectionsThe men who compose the teamswere picked for their superb playingin their Intramural games. Gist ofPhi Kappa Psi, Swede Gordon andLibby of Psi Upsilon are the bestopen field runners of this year. Knut¬eson of Phi Kappa Sigma is noted forhis long and accurate passes. Pollardand Curtain are the star receivers ofboth long and short passes. Arm¬strong is an extremely fast man andprobably will be used a great deal onlong end runs. Bartlett is a verydangerous player on the defensive, es¬pecially in intercepting passes.MATS. WED. AND SAT.PHONC CENTRAL 0019[ FUNNIEST OF AIL COLLEGEtoitswK I CHICAGO llUWWITHELLIOTT NUGENTSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTSYou can score big—andenjoy every minute of thegame in a cosy SaundersSystem coupe or sedan.A party of five can driveto out-of-town gamescheaper than rail fare —an4 on your own schedule.Come in and figure it out.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St. Alpha Delt, Sigma Nu, D. U.,Beta, Z. B. T. Win; A.T. O., Kappa Sig TieLow scores chacterized yesterday’splay in touchhall. The Alpha Delt’swon from the Phi Kap’s by 12 to 6;Sigma Nu heat Chi Psi IK to 0; ZetaBeta Tau triumphed over Phi GammaDelta 6 to 0; the D. U.’s heat the PhiPi’s 6 to 0; Kappa Sigma and AlphaTau Omega tied 6 to 6; Beta Theta Piforfeited to Delta Sigma Phi.Both the Alpha Delt’s and PhiKap’s showed class in their game,short running passes finally winningout for the Alpha Delts. The SigmaNu’s and Chi Psi’s were evenly match¬ed during the first half of their game.Curtin was the star of the day catch¬ing long passes and making twoscores. Zeta Beta Tau and Phi Gam¬ma Delta were evenly matched. Theirgame was featured by rough playingand arguments.Phi Sigma Delta and Phi Pi Phiwere unable to score in the first half.In the second half the Phi Sig's madetwo touchdowns. At one time theywere on their opponents one yard lmeand failed to put the all over.During the first half of the KappaSig and Alpha Tau Omega game thetwo teams were evenly matched. Inthe second period Hoke made a beau¬tiful run from the kick off and passedto Harris for a score Improved playing of all four teamsmarked yesterday’s hockey games onthe Midway. The senioi team heatthe sophomore women with a score of2 to 1; and Juniors and Freshmen tied2 to 2, in the second round of thetournament series.Helen Lamborn, at center .halfstarred for the Sophs; while Madi Ba¬con, playing the same position for theSeniors, was an outstanding player.Senior defense was strong and the for¬ward line frequently outdistanced theopposing backs, only to lose their ad¬vantage when the Sophomore center-half broke up the passing attack with¬in the striking circle.Freshman wings, Ann Port and ClairDavis, view with each other for hon¬ors in their tilt with the Juniors. MissSylvia Dow refereed this game andMiss Marjorie Camp the Senior-Soph¬omore. Better team w'ork and im¬proved passing attacks made thesegames more interesting than the firstones.EX-CHEER LEADERSRETURN TO ASSISTWEDDELL AT GAMEThrough the activity of Bill Wed¬dell the cheer leading at the Illinoisgame will assisted by former membersof the Maroon cheering staff. RufusPike, who returns from a six year stayin the tropics, Fran Tovvnley, T7, ArtCody, who led cheers when Chicagofirst beat Princeton, and Rudy Ma¬thews, M3 all will make their initialappearance as graduate cheer-leaders.Students, Eat at theMANILA LUNCH845 E. 55th Phone Midway 7988HEADQUARTERS FOR GOOD FOODCourteous Attention Given to StudentsCome and Try Our Daily Special Luncheon and SupperAlso Special Chop Suey DailyLowest Prices in the university neighborhoodQuick Service—Home Cooking—Ladies InvitedFootballTeasAT THE SHORELANDafter the gameAfter each Football Game, in the Castillian GrillRoom from 5 to 7 P. M. Tea and Dancing $1.50per person. Snappy dance music byWALTER FORD and hisShoreland OrchestraDancing every evening - informal - in the Louis XVIRoom from 9 P. M. to 1 A. M. - at $1.10 per person.Come over and bring your gang along. Tell us ifyou want special tunes.The ShorelandOn the Lake at 55th StreetTelephone Plaza 1000 Stagg Gets into Game; Added toLong List of Maroon “CripplesALL UNIVERSITYCROSS-COUNTRYWON BY JACKSON Practice for the big game is veryintensive. So hard was the scrimmagelast Wednesday night that, in additionto putting most of the freshmen omwith injuries, the varsity got roughand almost put the “Old Man’’ out forthe rest of the season.Runs Washington ParkCourse In StellarTimeJackson of the cross-country teamfinished first in an all University racewhich w’as held yesterday morning at11:15 over the Washington Parkcourse. Those running were membersof the varsity team and students in themorning track class. The Park courseis the same as was used in the Quad¬rangular Meet held here two weeksago.•Hie winning time was exceptionallyfast as Jacksom trotted the distance in12 minutes and 54 seconds which isjust 9 seconds slower than the winningtime in the Quadrangular meet.Following is the order of the finish:Jackson, Hitz, Hegovic, Ault, Burke.Zeigler, Novak, Pinter, Cbole andBrandt. The running of Zeigler wasthe feature of the meet. It all happened something like this:Varsity and Frosh were having theirusual evening set to under the direc¬tions of Coach A. A. Stagg. As prac¬tice progressed the coach grew moreinterested, and the team became moreintent on a ferocious slaughter of thefreshmen. Of a sudden a fumbled hallhall bounced high from the piled up,line of scrimmage aud rolled towardthe Maroon Mentor. Four flying fig¬ures leaped in mid air, one of themrecovering the pill, the other threelanding on Stagg.Now there are three stellar crippleson the Maroon bench with A. A. Staggcrowding Anderson and Rouse forroom. Stagg emerged from the scram¬ble with a bad ‘charley-horse.’But ‘The Old Man’ has much toconsole him. Pat Page met with thesame circumstances one football eve-ing in 1918 and emrged not with a‘charley-horse’, but with a broken leg! STAGG AGAINDRILLS TEAMON OFFENSEMaroons Out For FirstScore PracticeIndicatesThat Stagg will send the Marooneleven into the annual struggle withIllinois with the intentions of win¬ning rather than holding the scoredown is evident from the practiceprogram the Maroons have been fol¬lowing this week. The Old Man hasbeen emphasizing offensive measuresall week, and he probably intends tohave his men follow the example ofthe ’24 team which swept the over¬confident Illinois team off its feet be¬fore it knew that there was a game inprogress.Both teams will hold their finaldrills this afternoon on Stagg fieldwith Illinois going through its pacesfirst. Zuppke’s regular flankmen,Capt. Kassel and D’Ambrosio, willnot start. Kassel, whose both kneesare in had shape, might play for ashort while with the aid of braces.The Maroons again spent the ma¬jor part of the time drilling on theirattack last night. With the regularhalf-backs. Rouse, Anderson and Mc¬Kinney, looking on the second stringbacks gained consistently through thefresh on line smashes and off-tackledrives.(Sty? SlarkbattikANNOUNCES“COLLEGE NIGHT”Every FridayPep Sessions on the Ballroom floor to the snappy music of thoseeminent Magicians of Cyncopation.COON SANDERSOriginalNIGHT HAWKSNo Cover Charges at Dinner - After 9:3Q P. M.Fifty Cents Week Days - One Dollar Saturdaysand SundaysiW V tUarkhamk iRratauraut“Opposite Fields”On Wabash at Randolph St.For Reservation - Telephone DEARBORN 6260-6262.• > • ... • : -v’m JL i■Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, FRIDAY. NOVEMBER 5, 1926^ AYhisdeDAISY PETALSMy thoughts are like plucked daisypetals—falling from the fingers of my mind.Fluttering,they seek to know her heart—"She loves—she loves not”—Petal thoughts are blind.—AtlasAXYHOW, if we don’t win a Con¬ference game this season, we’ve gotour reasons. Do you know there wasnot a single member of the Varsitysquad who carried ice this summer! !‘The Tipplers” will be scatteredthrough the stands Saturday to exhortthe Chicago mob to greater volume.We must cheer to beat the Illinoisband!ANIMISTMy room is a mistress who waits myreturn—Warm familiar air, and an intimacywhich is comfort and under¬standing.My pipe, my chair, and my books arephysical parts of my mistress,and these—She holds safe for my pleasure andmine alone.Pipe, • books, chair—these are thecharms of her body—Sensual satiation that does not palldie taste;Books are ever new to me—thrill ofrefilled pipe is continuous, andthe feel of the chair never tires.My room is a safe mistress who givesme the key to her heart.She has no other lovers.—Astoniphronque. there in person last night. And someof the boys, with steady attendance,can’t even make the Trianon Topics!Marjolaine, You’re Crazy!Say Terrible,Tell Marjolaine for me that she’scrazy. Just wTait until someone offersher this “love for a day” stuff! !—Eleanor M.PETITIONIf Illinois is winningBy a score of points or more—Although our team is fightingLike the supermen of yore—Oh, please it’s not be sinking,“As we roll up the score. . i”—Jack Hall classifiedROOM FOR RENT—1300 E. 56thcorner Kimbark. Cheerful front room,well furnished, newly decorated. Pleasecall Midway 2201.LOST—Wedding ring, white gold,five chipped diamonds. Initials: To V.B.-P. L. W. near Kent Laboratory.Return to Lost and Found Informa¬tion Office.TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE—Underwood No. 3. Bargain $27.50.Good condition. Call Irving Davis.6032 Woodlawn. Evening, Plaza 03137.YALE-HARVARD football gamethis afternoon—HOMECOMING allday and tomorrow—PpP SESSIONt o n i g h t—ILLINOIS tomorrow—FRATERNITY teas—REYNOLDSmixer. “Gee. this is a dead old place,no college life, nothing but studying,blah, blah, blah.”—TERRIBLE TURKCLASSIFIEDLOST—Barrel of small gold foun¬tain pen bearing initials M. D. 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Call Apt. 3, 1377 E.57th Street.INGLES1DE APARTMENTS6026 InglesideLarge room adjacent bath, twin beds,two windows, large comfortable chairs,study tables and lamps, $7.50. Frontroom, wall bed, $6.00; single sleepingrooms $4.00 up; single housekeepingrooms $5.00 up.WANTED—Student to assist lighthousework, mornings. 50c an hour.Call Midway 9174, from 12 to 1.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle¬side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ed. In a small private family. CallDorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m. call for and deliver. Reasonable rates.Leone King, Fairfax 9755.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 8964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.CHEVROLET COUPE, 1924. Exc.cond. Bargain. Must sell. Call ownerHyde Park 8094.FOR RENT— A very desirable room for a young lady at 5731 Dor¬chester. Will sublet cheap. Call Ger¬trude Goddard at Foster Hall.LOST—Barrel of small gold foun¬tain pen bearing initials M. D. Find¬er please return to Lost and Founddepartment.TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE-Underwood No. 3. Bargain $27.50.Good condition. Call Irving Davis,6032 Woodlawn. Evenings, Plaza02137.D 0 0TYPING by expert typist—WillSAVE15% on Pipes and Smoker’sArticles.ATCOWHEY’S55th St. at Ellis Ave.With This CouponGood Until Nov. 18, 1926NameAddress istinctionWHO among us does not se¬cretly aim to be distinguished—to be different from others?John Shannon’sEnglish Coatsadd just that touch of distinc¬tion which all well-dressed menseek. They are “IncontestablyCorrect”.Illustrated Booklet, shotting threeFall Models, sent on requestGauendisB JtaglanMAGNUS IMPORTS, Ltd.Sole Setting Agemti208 Fifth Avenue, New York CityWhole tale Only(joiwj SJianncm'A <S>nqhblv OjL&tiueb'DON’T ENVY A GOOD DANCER.BE ONE!There’s no secret about it;—it’s not amatter of chance;—just a few lessons withan expert instructor, a little class prac¬tice, and you can be one too. 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(Near Woodlawn Av.)Phone Hyde Park 3080THE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTComer 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women. tt For An “A” Grade InWhere To EatTake Her To The 99WITCH KITCH INNNow Open Evenings Until OneSPECIALTenderloin Steak with French Fries - - - 65cWaffles - Witch Toast Sand-Witches-Homemade Cakes and PiesFancy Ice Cream Dishes\Private Dining Rooms A Charming Rendez-for club and committee vous for those whose hun-meeting and exclusive af- &er nee<^s t^ie temptingter theatre parties. touch ofsphere.” unique “atmo-WITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn Ave.Fairfax 9153GREEKLETTER/PINS ACollege and LocalFraternity and SororityBadgesAccurately made by skilledworkmen in our own factory. \A wide range of Dance Pro¬grams and Stationery on display.You’ll Find the Best atSPIES BROTHERSMaaufnctariag Jtvalan27 Em( Intm WmL ffciraga, ■- ■ A 4 Cooper-Carlton HotelHyde Park Blvd/at 53rd St.A.? - FEATURINGJ/yA/* “The College Six”(A Red-Hot College Band from your own Campus)DINE AND DANCE WHERE THE SCHOOL CROWD GOES; INFORMAL DINNER DANCINGEvery EveningNo Cover Charge 6:30 to 8:30» amm>i •«-*>»» > We’re All New, ChicagoSam and Dave Wolf are waiting for you with theirNEW PERSHING PALACE CAFE. They’ve com¬pletely remodeled it after the pattern of their PlantationCafe out in Los Angeles.Chicago will flock to the NEW PERSHING PAL¬ACE on Friday nights—it’s College Nite, with real col-legiate atmosphere. LOUIS PANICO and his orchestrawill provide the hottest kind of music—there’s enter¬tainment galore that we know you’ll like.The food is excellent, the dance floor perfect—and the cover charge is only fifty cents. Another in¬novation for you will be our Dancing Contest. A beau¬tiful Parisian Doll to the best couple on the floor.NEW PERSHINGPALACE CAFECOTTAGE GROVE AT 64thFriday Night Is College Night