:t --• n. K.-TM.-viitiTl.B"-:,- - '•■"’■ v\ •Is the Venusde Milo brand ofbeauty obsoleteon campus? mt ailp jHaroon Sculptor andprof declare clas¬sic beauty existsin quadrangles.Vol. 28. No. 24. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1926 Price Five Centowhat of IT?Itj/flEOHPE MORGENSTE^NIT grieves me to see the nice argu¬ments that I have gotten up with va¬rious fellows in this column invari¬ably blow off in smoke after a coupleof exchanges of compliments. Lastyear, for instance. Terrible Turk and Istuck knives in each other’s backsthrough an enjoyable two weeks, butone fine morning 1 awoke to find thatthere wasn’t any argument in progressany more. Early this fall, one of theboys who has a key to fumble tookoffense at some slighting remarks Ihad made about Phi Beta Kappa, androse up in righteous wrath and talkedback. But he, too, popped out shortly.Recently, the irritation of The Dailylllini over my remarks on their Home¬coming helped me to pass along thedull days. It was great sport for awhile, but The Daily lllini got tiredof playing after a week or so, and wentback to the home-ground sand box.And so I am left up in the air. It was,as Jurgen 'says, hardly fair of TheDaily lllini.A columnist has to have somethingto occupy him. He can usually, if hehas nothing better to do, get up a nicefight with someone. This was preciselywhat I thought I had under way withThe Daily lllini. And now, figurative¬ly speaking, The Daily lllini has“lammed” on me. The argument, too,had begun to get interesting. Witness,indeed, its development:Round 1 (.Oct. 14)-*-Two AnnieOakleys (what they call ’em) to thelowa-Illinois football game for Sat¬urday placed in my hand. Morgen-stern’s round.Round 2 (Oct. 161—Arrived inChampaign, visited local brothers, sawin passing Clown Parade, “collegelife" manifestations (detailed on re¬quest,) ate at Homecoming banquets,saw ball game. etc. Morgenstern allthe way. *Round 3 (Oct. 18)—Wrote the sim¬ple truth of my impressions of theTwin Boroughs in this column. Mor-genstern’s round.Round 4 (Oct. 21)—The Daily lllinicame out of its corner fast, and plant¬ed a grazing editorial to my chin. Hittwice below the water line. The fight¬ing was even.Round 5 Oct. 22)—Daily lllini, notcontent with cracking your correspon¬dent. kicks shins of his brother, oneof the guiding lights of that greatHearst journal, the Herald and Ex¬aminer. Illinois boys begin huntingfor his aged mother, with intent tokick her shins, too. Round was even.Round 6 (Oct. 23)—Bleat receivedfrom Mr. Mike Tobin, Director of II-liniLs sports pumicity, to effect thatit wasn’t so much the kidding of Il¬linois that hurt as it was the fact thatit was being done on free tickets, pass¬ed out by the Illinois boys themselves.( heck despatched by return mail. Ev¬erything back to status quo ante¬bellum.Round 7 (Oct.25) —Came backstrong with column pointing outweaknesses of DLily lllini attack.Plastered punches all over landscapeof Champaign County. Greatest StateUniversity sent to knees twice. Endappeared not to be far off. All Mor¬genstern.Round 8 (Oct. 26-Nov. 2)—Dailylllini failed to respond to bell; ThomasArkle Clark scouring countryside torsponge. Everything, apparently, quietalong the Potomac, or whatever thename of that creek that runs throughUrbana is.And that’s the way things are hang¬ing at present. Women Should HaveThree Dimensions, BoyishFigufe For Boys TaftChicago Sculptor and Campus Art Professor SupportContention of Noted ItalianDoctor Phoenix BecomesPhilanthropic InNew Sales PlanBy Bee Jay Green“I do not like the flat chested boy¬ish figure. Every geometrical objectshould have three dimensions but somemodern women have only two or evenone.”That was Lorado Taft’s comment onthe statement of Dr. Bruno Roselli,Italian savant of Vassar College, thatno more Venus de Milos would be pro¬duced in future generations if the mod¬ern women persisted in her seventy-five pound ideal.Campus Prof Comments"I haven’t noticed any aenemic look¬ing women on the University campus,”Edward F. Rothschild of the art de¬partment said, when asked if hethought that campus women had adop-Ohio Prexy Sitson Law EvadersIn the controversy raging overthe question of allowing students tohave cars while at their respectivecenters of learning. Ohio State Uni¬versity seems to have promulgatedthe best measure of the day. It doesnot forbid cars, but it does regulatethe use of them to the extent ofholding a traffic court once week,At this court, presided over byPresident Righttnire, all trafficviolators are made to report andadequately explain their misdeeds;and if the alibis fail, penalties aremeted out in proportion to the of¬fense. Thus the debate is settled. ted the current fashion. “They all seempretty healthy and are not at all flatchested.”Mr. Taft continued, “However I be¬lieve that the long slender figure isonly a temporary inclination, a fad,and we will return to the true typesof beauty represented by Venus deMilo.”Pointing to a statute of the famousAphrodite, he said, “There is the idealtype of matronly beauty, but of coursewe cannot expect young girls to equalthat physical development.”Mr. Rothschild objected to the lackof art in the angular figure, claimingthat if the human bod' was to be con¬sidered a work of art. curves andcontours would be the basis of itsbeauty'.REVEAL LIFE OFANATOLEFRANCEPublisher Tells of Author InTalk Today While “The Phoenix” increases itscirculation, the various wromen’s clubsand organizations on campus will in¬crease their charity funds.Too few women in the past werewilling to sell “Phoenixes.” Upon in¬vestigation of the reason for their re¬fusal, it was learned that the threecent commission embarrassed them.According to the new plan which hasbeen inaugurated, members of Y. W.,Federation, W. A. A., and the socialclubs will act as saleswomen, and thecommissions will be sent to the organ¬izations which they represent. Eachmonth a check for ten dollars will besent to the group that turns in thelargest number of sales, and for thehighest individual saleswoman therewill be a bonus of five dollars, whichshe may, or may' not, turn into her or¬ganization. ,Practically every woman’s activity inthe university has a charity fund, andall the social clubs have scholarshipfunds or university developmentpledges. Mrs. Edith Foster Flint givesher sanction to the plan since it willhelp the organizations to meet theirobligations.If a sufficient increase in circulationis recorded at the end pf the year, theclub or organization which has thehighest sales record will be awardeda scholarship for the next three quar¬ters. Grads and Sons HurlDefiance At Invadinglllini At Rally FridayPeteHail Weaker SexAs Healthy Sex“Women of today are healthierthan ever before, far healthier thanmen,” declared Dr. John Richards ofthe Rush Medical college yesterday.Dr. Richards gave his statement in re¬ply to the discussion of flat-chestedwomen which has led to the beliefthat women are becoming subject totuberculosis to a greater degree thanbefore.“Of course if chest expansion is re¬duced. tuberculosis has a better chanceand if women develop flat chests theyprovoke tuberculosis,” he added.The general good health of women,he attributed to the lightness of cloth¬ing, frequently weighing under twopounds. He accused men of coddlingthemselves and of wearing clothes asheavy as their bodies.”“I don’t see how they can stand itwith so little on in these cold days,but if they can so much the better andgood for them,” Dr. Richards stated. M. Edouard Champion will revealthe intimate life of Anatole France ata lecture to be delivered at 4:30 todayin Harper Assembly room. The lec¬ture will be given entirely in French.M. Campion is a Parisian publisherand bibliophile on his first tour ofthe United States, and it is expectedthat his lecture will in part be an at¬tack on the book “Anatole France enPantouffles” written by an ex-secre¬tary of M. France.In an interview M. Champion de¬clared the statements in this book,which is written in a sketchy, note¬book style rather than as a formalbiography, were mostly false, and thatit w'as written out of spite when thesecretary was discharged. He claimedthat the biography, with a companionvolume as yet unpublished, was writ¬ten before France’s death and helduntil the master should be unable todefend himself from the charges made.M. Champion also avers that the mostinsulting portions did not appear inthe English translation.M. Champion is the head of one ofthe most important French publishinghouses, one w’hich his father boughtfrom the father of Anatole France. Hespeaks almost no English, and hiswife, an American, acts as his inter¬preter. While in the West lie witness¬ed his first game of football and wasgreatly impressed by it.Today’s lecture is the second M. iChampion has delivered on campus: jTuesday he talked on Marcel Proust.He will speak at Northwestern be¬fore leaving the city Saturday. He haswritten eighteen volumes of biographyand criticism. Former Dean TalbotWelcomes TransfersAt Dinner ThursdayMarion Talbot, former dean of wom¬en at the University, will be the speak¬er of the evening at the dinner to begiven by the Intercollegiate Committee jof the Y. W. C. A. for all transfers [from other colleges, tomorrow’ at 6, in ^the sunparlor of Ida Noyes hall. Miss!Talbot will tell of interesting people ofthe past and present of the Univer¬sity. All transfers are cordially in¬vited to attend, and the tickets whichare 60 cents, must be purchased beforetonight.The second of a series of Campusand Community Committee teas willbe given today from 3:30 to 5 in IdaNoyes hall, for Freshman women.Dean Elizabeth Wallace will be pres¬ent to meet the women informally. Russell, Captain in 16, Master of Ceremonies,Aided By Four Football Stars;Cody Leads YellsBy Stewart McMullenWhen new and old students meet Friday at 8 in Mandel hallto make Chicago’s defiance heard in the Twin cities, a former Ma¬roon captain, Pete Russell, ’ 1 6, will be master of ceremonies.The band will start its march at 7:30 to collect the students inthe snake dance held annually before this clash between the rivals.At 8, Russell will open the session that must send eleven Maroonsout to the game of their year or down to overwhelming defeat.Four “C” Men Aid RussellFour wearers of the "C” will support him in this attempt torepeat the performance of 1924 when the Maroons, popularly con¬sidered the underdogs, battled the lllini to a tie with three touch¬downs apiece. One is the “Old Man”Of national fame as a football andTear Bombs NipFreshmen Spiritto supressIt takes tear-bombscollege spirit.At variance with the’opinion gen¬erally harbored by psychologiststhat “mob spirit is supreme” comesthis account of a freshman riot atthe University of Michigan. Dur¬ing a pre-game rally, the yearlingsevidently heated by their enthusi¬asm, attempted to rush several ofthe theatres in Ann Arbor; onehouse gave a riot call when thethrong tried to force its doors, andthe police threw tear gas bombsinto the midst of the mob whichnot only effectively dispersed thefreshmen, but resulted in the injuryof one. Four were jailed.Poll Sci. ClassesInvestigate VotingPROMINENT MENADDRESS NEWMANITESI wish The Daily Ulini’s get backinto the ring again. Come on ... .nice lllini.... I was only fooling. Social Swirl in Front of' CobbMisses Opportunities in Bulletins Prominent Catholics have been in¬vited to speak at the meetings of theNewman society held during thjs year.Rev. Father McGuire, dean of St.Viator’s college, will deliver a seriesof lectures on “Church and State.”Professor Phillips of Notre Dame uni¬versity will talk on “Church and Statein Mexico.”Other talks are one by Rev. FatherSheehan of the Catholic University ofAmerica who will speak on “Philos¬ophy and Art in the Middle Ages” andone by Father Ryan, of the sameschool, who will talk on “Church andLabor.”Other prominent Catholics to ad¬dress the club are Mgr. Shannop whowill talk on “Church Liturgy,” andMichael Williams, editor of the ?‘Com-I monweal.” Political science students at theUniversity spent a large part of yes¬terday gaining first hand informationconcerning the present day votingsystem. Led by the professors of po¬litical science, they invaded the pollingplaces and spent the day as watchers.Some of them stayed at their postslate into the night and helped to guardthe rights of the voters when the bal¬lots were being, tallied.By their work yesterday, they ex¬pect to learn a great deal more aboutthe method of balloting now in usethan they could gain by reading books.They saw the various operations in¬volved in casting a ballot and tallyingit and the}' will probably learn theways in which many voters dis-en-franchise themselves by marking theirballots incorrectlv. baseball player in the early days ofYale athletics, Coach A. A. Stagg isnow one of the best known coachesbetween the coasts.One ^is Babe Meigs, star tackle ofthe 1905" eleven and of campus fame asan extemporaneous speaker. The thirdis Wally Marks, captain of the eleventhat last Saturday forced the OhioState machine, x favorites by heavyodds, back against their own goal postsand failed by inches to make the firsttouchdown of the game.Cody Leads Yells AgainArt Cody is coming back as guestcheerleader to enable the alumni toshow the Maroon warriors how theysupported the teams in past years. AndBill Weddell and his staff will be onhand to let the students howl a fittingreply.Both wings of the Reynolds clublounge will be thrown open after theRally for an alumni dance. There willbe an orchestra in each wing and pro¬vision for as many as it is possibleWilliam Lyman, ’16. chairman, saysto squeeze into the two rooms, forthe grads are coming home in force.Original plans provided that the pepsession be held in Bartlett Gymnasiumbut because of the traditional valueand the ease of arrangement of Man-del hall the location was changed andthe team will take its old place on thestage Friday night.MORTAR BOARD CLUBPLEDGES ENTERTAINFollowing the annual custom of en¬tertaining the pledges of the otherclubs, the Mortar Board pledges willgive a buffet supper this evening at 6,at the home of Katherine Brawley,4830 Woodlawn Avenue. During thesupper Chancellor Dougall, accom¬panied by Dudley Linden* will sing.Mortar Board is the third club thisyear to entertain the pledges. Thefourth will be Chi Rho Sigma, whichis giving a tea dance on Nov.. 9 atIda Noyes theatre.“students are not aware of the op¬portunities that confront them in frontof Cobb hall at regular intervals,”said Dean Laing, of the GraduateSchool of Arts and Literature, throughhis secretary. This statement comesabout on account of the valuable no¬tices of scholarships and allied sub¬jects which are posted but are notmade use of because they are not seenby the students. “Hardly a week goesby without some notice of importancebeing posted for inspection,” he de¬clared.As a single example: Wellesley Col¬lege is offering a scholarship for graduate women of any reliable Ameri¬can college. This fellowship, knownas the Alice F'reeman Palmer fellow¬ship, yields around $1000 and is knownto be one of the best of its type giventhroughout the country. The fellow¬ship may be used for study abroad, forstudy in any American institution, orfor private independent research. Theconditions of the scholarship are thatthe women be not more than 26 yearsof age, in good physical condition, un¬married, and as free as possible fromall responsibilities. Here is just one ofthe bulletined opportunities open tothe students of the University. Englishman Talks toPhysics Club TodayProfessor R. Whiddington of theUniversity of Leeds, England, willlecture before the Physics club todayat 4:30 in R 32 Rvfrson. His sub¬ject will be “The Luminous Dis¬charge Through Rare Gases.”Prof. Widdington is a physicist ofmuch repute having acquired greatdistinction for himself in his work atthe University of Leeds. The Physicsdepartment urges all interested to at¬tend. International House of ColumbiaCited as Model by Mr. Dickson"The spirit of International Houseat New York is wonderful,” said Mr.Bruce W. Dickson, Advisor of For¬eign Students, who has just returnedfrom a week’s visit there, “it is theonly one of its kind in the world.”The purpose of International Houseis to promote a feeling of friendlinessbetween students in New York byuniting them as one big family. Aboutsixty different nationalities are repre¬sented although one fourth are Ameri¬cans. Professor Walker, who hasbeen taking a leave of absence fromthe Chicago Theological Seminary, is living at International House whilepursuing his studies at Columbia.There are two wings to the build¬ing, the men occupy one wing and thewomen the other. The main floor isopen for social activities where themen and women may intermingle andhave club meetings. A refectory withcafeteria or restaurant service is avail¬able. Mr. and Mrs. Dickson weremuch impressed by the success of theHouse as it has been in operationonly three years. Mr. Dickson re¬marked in closing. “It is a unique sit¬uation, and a friendly attitude in workand social intermingling prevails.”Page Two THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1926drtje latitj itlarnimFOUNDED IN 1901CHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:18.00 per year; by mail, $1,00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialtppearing in this paper'OFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Proas AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women’s EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone — Whistle EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer Circulation ManagerBurton Me Roy ....... AuditorRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein. Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon. Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantWallace Nelson Sophomore AssistantSCHOOL AND CITYONE of our spies at the Meat Packers Convention last week has re¬ported to us a casual conversation which we hold to be ofparticular significance. While loitering in the Reynolds club ouragent noted the entrance of two distinguished looking confereesfrom the convention. He immediately assumed his most nonchal¬ant manner, sauntered after the packers, and dropped into a seatnear theirs, pretending to read the Literary Digest.Extacts from the conversation include such lines as, fine ideaof Mason's to draw the business men closer to the University,’ and“the ramifications of the President’s introductory talk were veryapt.’’ The whole purport of the talk was one of satisfaction withthe proceedings and the results of the Conference.The attitude of these men, and we think their attitude is rep¬resentative of a growing sentiment among Chicago’s civic and in¬dustrial leaders, is one of interest and friendliness toward the Uni¬versity. President Mason has sought to build just such an attitude,to bring the University into closer contact with the practical life ofthe city, to effect a rapproachement between the citizens of Chicagoand the University of Chicago.President Mason is evidently succeeding in this most laudableof undertakings.THE OPEN DOORJHE PLEA of collegians the campus over has poured forth in afruitless chant: “Coffee shop open until 10! Coffee shop openuntil 10!” And The Daily Marocr. nas supported this plea. Toothand nail, hoof and mouth, we have gone into the battle for an opendoor to the coffee shop. And we shall fight until the last gedunkerhas fallen.Word comes one of these past days from the Interfraternitycouncil that such things as informal council meetings be held weekly,or semi-weekly, or bi-weekly. Now by informal meetings the inter¬fraternity council means very informal meetings. That is to say, abig happy family gathering. And everyone knows that the fratern¬ity house, apotheosis of decorum and quietude, is no place for in¬formality.In other words—but we shall not beat around the bush. Wewant these informal council meetings to be held in the coffee shop.Not that we care a great deal where the council meets, eats, or heats.But we do want the coffee shop to be open in the evenings. Openlate in the evenings. Open as late as oh!—say ten o’clock.Other schools have rendezvous of one sort or another, where'the boys and girls get together at ungodly hours with a “vive lacompagnie!” and that sort of thing. Why not Chicago? Othercollegians have their wailing places. Why not Chicagoans?Must we defy the management of the coffee shop? Must weshow the world that collegians will be collegians? Must we enterinto the brass-railed dens of iniquity on Princeton, Halsted, andShields, and quaff bad beer because our own Alma Mater has closedits doors in our simple, honest faces? We are afraid we must. Yale Men SupportSelves, Says Headof Eastern SchoolYale men work! The common fal¬lacy that college men loaf four yearsin preparation for becoming bondsalesihen is disproved in a report ofAlbert Beecher Crawford, director ofthe bureau of appointments at Yaleuniversity. According to the report,one-third of the students have becomeself-supporting, either wholly or inpart, earning $590,359.70 during theyear.The occupations are not only uniqueand diversified hut highly munificentas well. Such features as sellingclothing, working on automobiles,playing in orchestras, serving as chauf¬feurs, acting as donors of blood trans¬fusions, performing as artists’s mod¬els and shoveling snow.in ^7/(Eh aV\M risbnas©reelingsHave you ordered yourGreeting Cards yet?You can select formalcards, dignified andchaste, or gay, color¬ful ones, ablaze withChristmas cheer. Andby ordering now youwill escape the hurryand confusion of last-minute orders.WOODWORTH’S1311 E. 57th St. What’s On Today “Henry Adams and New North.’Junior Mathematical Club at 4:30 inIda Noyes Hall, Dr. J. S. Georges will.speak on “Pythagorean Theorem andPythagorean Triads.”Public lecture at 4:30 in Harper M-11. M. Edouard Champion, Publisherand Bibliophile, Paris, France, willspeak on “Anatole France Intime.”Zoology Club at 4:30 in Zoology 29.Dr. Florence B. Siebert of the SpagueInstitute will speak on “Tuberculin.”Student Yolunteer Club at 4:30 inIda Noyes hall.Mr. R. Clinton Platt will speak be¬fore the Graduate History Club at 7:45in Ida Noyes hall. The subject isOpened August 5thTHE UTMOST SATISFACTIONof home life with hotel servicecan be had as reasonably as$10-15 per week. No extrascharge for 2 persons. Everyroom with private bath tub andshower.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Avenue - ChicagoDorchester 4100Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD ^STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trusteeor in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL. President V. R. ANDERSON, CashierWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres. ERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierC. A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres. HOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierB. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. D. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust Officerstudent is comptetewithout a RemingtonPortable^pHE student who uses a Reming-X ton Portable Typewriter will tellyou he couldn’t get along without it,because it takes the drudgery out ofwriting up his lectures and preparinghis reports and theses. Besides thetime it saves, the Portable providesneater work than could possibly beturned out by hand. Profs are human,you know, and they appreciate andreward neat and legible work.You'll find Remington Portable thehandiest, fastest, and simplest to oper¬ate of all portables. It is the lightest(8j^ pounds, net) and mostcompact portable (carryingcase only 4 inches high) withfour-row standard keyboard.Can be purchased for $10down end $5 monthly.The Recognized leader inSales and PopularityUNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO BOOK STOREREMINGTON TYPEWRITER COMPANY .Consumers Bldg., 220 S. State St. Chicago Southern club will meet at 4:30 inIda Noyes hall. Dean William H.Spencer is lecturing.Le Cercle Francais will meet at4:30 at French house, 5810 WoodlawnAvenue. Mile. Mauricet{e Ducret willspeak on “Some Examples of FrenchPoetry.”SOONCURFEW EATSSandwiches at Houses ofResidence9:30 P. M. - 11:30 P. M. SETTLEMENT MEETINGCo-chairmen cf the SettlementDrive will meet today at 2:30 in room207 at Cobh Hall.COOTS NOWMATS. WED. AND SAT.pHONe CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF AIL COLLEGEELLIOTT NUGENTSPECIAL THEATRE PARTYCONCESSIONS TO STUDENTSSISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote Lunches andDinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALMleamMATERIALOpnortunity and inclination to excel inathletics may have never been yours.Yet every man or woman demands atleast self-consideration as first team ma¬terial—during college and in after years.this systemMake just one whole meal of whole wheat everyday. SHREDDED whole WHEAT contains all thePROTEINS, SALTS, CARBOHYDRATES and VITAMINSyour body craves, properly balanced for completedigestibility and assimilation. Also BRAN—all thatyou need to regulate your digestion for the dayand to throw off the poison of less healthful foods.Have your Shredded Wheat served with milk orcream and sugar, with fruits and berries or in manyother appetizing ways. Start now to get fit and keepfit. If interested, write for our booklet—“Fifty Waysof Serving Shredded Wheat.” THE SHREDDED WHEATCOMPANY, Niagara Falls, N. Y.MAKE A DAILY* ’« itL'O W L -jtJL HAS I TSTAGGS TWO STELLAR HALFBACKS READY TO MEET ILLIN1Illinois and Maroons to ClashIn Intercollegeate Bowling MeetPHI PIS WIN, PHIGAM-KAPPA SICPLAY DEADLOCKTolm&n and Jones StarPlaying Long PassGameOnly two touchball games wereplayed yesterday but both of themproved hard fought.Phi Gamma Delta and the KappaSigma fought a fierce battle to atwelve to twelve tie. Jones, Shaller,Shuler and Harris were the big starsof the g ame. During the early partof the game T olman passed to Jonesfor a sixty yard gain. Shortly afterthis the ball was put over. Schafferthen proceeded to catch a pass frontthe kick off and ran for a touchdown.Bartlett passed to Shuler for forty-five yards and a touchdown.During the second half Tolman pass¬ed thirty yards to Harris who ranthirty-five yards for a score. Nearthe end of the game Jones took theball on an end run for another touch¬down. The game was exceedingly in¬teresting and the spectators vouchedthat they received as many thrills asif it were one of the most importantof the Big Ten Games.Delts Lose To Phi PsiThe Delta Tau Delta’s were de¬feated six to twelve by the Phi PiPhi’s. From the way the Delt’s lefttheir house today it seemed as theycouldn’t help winning. All the boyshad football shoes with honest-to-goodness elects. Some were arrayedin brand new spick and span sweatshirts and pants while others woretheir knickers which were stuffed withpaper to protect them i rom the ter¬rific blows which they were to receivewhen tagged.During the first half the Delt’s in¬vaded the Phi Phi’s territory to theten yard line. Then the Phi Ph’sgained their second wind, summonedup their determination and bravelyinarched ninety yards down the fieldfor a touchdown. Wyandt, then ranback a punt making the only scorethe Delt’s received.Second Half ScorelessDuring the second half the effectsof Monday nights studying began toshow on the boys and they decidedto rest. No one score in this period.This necessitated an over time peri¬od in which Scott made the winningpoints for Phi Phi. Unplayed HorseshoeTilts RescheduledWord comes from the Intramuraloffice that those horseshoe gameswhich were postponed on Mondaybecause of bad weather are being re¬scheduled. Announcements as tojust when their teams will play willbe sent out to the various organ¬izations so as to leave ample timefor the notifying of the variouscontestants.Much interest is centered inthese games due to the fact thatthey are the last on the participa¬tion schedule and the winners willeventually play for the champion¬ship of the University. A full turn¬out of the contesting teams is ex¬pected as many close matches be¬tween this season’s bitterest rivalsare scheduled.“HARVARD-YALE”GAME ON FRIDAYMaroon followers will have a chanceto size up the freshman squad Fri¬day when two picked teams of theyearlings put on a game as a featureof the homecoming program. The gamewill be the annual “Vale-Harvard”clash which hitherto has been playedafter the last game of the season.The game is played with the .regula¬tion periods and under the regulationrulings and each year the frosh put onexhibitions that are comparable to thevarsity contests in the speed and goodfootball shown. During the last fewyears the games have been more orless even in score and the well matchedability of the teams contributes to theclose playing.Large Crowd ExpectedEach year much interest is arousedby the contest and the stands are us¬ually well filled. 1 his year a largercrowd than usual is expected for thebattle will be run in conjunction withthe rest of the Homecoming Celebra¬tion program and many Alumni andvisitors will undoubtedly witness it.The yearling team is full of goodmaterial this year and the divisioninto the two teams has been fair sothatneither side has the advantage. A.A. &agg, Jr., is tutoring the ‘Harvard-frosh and ‘Doc’ Huntington the ‘Yale.’ Rivalry between those traditionalenemies, the Illini and the Maroonswill soon be taken up in another form,bowling. A challenge sent by theUniversity of Illinois has excited in¬tense interest, coming as it does onthe eve of the football game with thatinstitution.Bill, King, who is in charge of theUniversity bowling allies has acceptedthe challenge and predicts the matchesto be held in the near future. DonStokes is in charge of the Illinois al¬leys and proposes a match in whichfive men representatives from eachschool will participate. The scores ofthe matches will be telegraphed.Tryouts Next WeekIn order that the squad have ampletime to practise it is desirable that allaspirants for positions on the teamturn in their name to King before theend of this week.Beginning next Monday and bowlingat his own convenience each prospec¬tive pin smasher will bowl five games.The five men whose scores for thesefive games are highest will constitutethe team.This is the first opportunity for allpin sharks to show their- wares, andall men who are interested in thispopular winter sport are urged to turnin their name immediately to King andto start practising so that they willbe in best possible condition for thetryouts.Stage Annual LakeMichigan MarathonFifty-six miles from Randolph Streetto Michigan City, Indiana, will be thelength of the Lake Michigan Mara¬thon race this.year.The unique annual contest is takingplace in Ida Noyes swimming pool,and is open to any woman. A chartof Lake Michigan, with all stops hasbeen made, on which the progress ofeach contestant will be recorded. Eachwoman records the date and numberof lengths in her own note-book, us¬ing the Honor system. Eleven lengthsof the pool equal one city block or one-eighth of a mile and when a swimmercompletes eighty-eight lengths she willbe given credit for one mile’s distancein the race. Seven Local MenOn Badger RosterSeven members of Wisconsin’s1926 football squad, residing in Chi¬cago, have succeeded in makinggood their bids for berths on theBadger roster and are scamperingover the turf at Camp Randall sta¬dium daily.• George Von Bremer is a letterman from last year and his com¬mendable work at right guard hasearned him the honor of starting inevery game thus far this yetir. RayBartlett is a substitute halfbackwho will see another year of con¬ference competition. Stan McGiv-ern of Hyde Park’s fleetest, thoughhindered by a year’s absence fromthe gridiron, is now rounding intoshape as a hard hitting half back.Ted Thelander, a Senn High athleteis holding down the position of sub¬stitute end. Ted is a natural athlete,and was a star pitcher on lastspring’s freshman nine. Earl Bur-bridge and Frank Shaw, 140 poundOak Parker backs, and Ed. Kelley,end, are all seeing action in thisyear’s games, and with a few moreyears of competition in front ofthem should make names for them¬selves.JUNIOR COLLEGEWOMEN VICTORSFreshman and Sophomore women’shockey teams won their respectivegames with the Seniors and the Ju¬niors in the first game of the tourna¬ment series which was played on theMidwray yesterday.Handicapped by lack of sufficientplayers, the Seniors were beaten bythe green team, with a score of 4 to 3.In the first half the Freshmen had lit¬tle difficulty in making their hard hitscount; but during the last part of thegame the Senior backs, beginning toshow form, made up for lack in num¬bers by their consistently good play-ing.Play Is PoorSophomores and Juniors, whose^game endee with a score of 3 to 1,played equally poor hockey. Duringthe first part of the game the ballbelonged to anyone. Offense and de-(Continued on page 4)For An “A” Grade In“Where To Eat”COME ONOVERSOME NIGHTWe have a great time here at The Drake everynight (Sundays excepted)-it’s such a friendly, in¬timate groupe-Miss Andes directs such' happyspecial parties and the same people come againand again until we have a little family of ourown. This season v/e have set aside Wednesdaysfor the girls and called it Sorority night-Fridays asalways goes as Fraternity night and the conferenceprospects are settled over a “cup of coffee at mid¬night” many times.Come over some night-the cover is a dollar anddancing is informal on week nighs. Special formalSaturday parties, 10 to 3, have a coverd charge oftwo dollars.BOBBY MEEKERDirector ofBobby Meeker and hisDrake Hotel Orchestra Take Her To TheWITCH KITCH INNNow Open Evenings Until One\ SPECIALTenderloin Steak with French Fries - - - 65cWaffles - Witch Toast Sand-WitchesHomemade Cakes and PiesFancy Ice Cream DishesPrivate Dining Rooms A Charming Rendez-for club and committee vous for those whose hun-meeting and exclusive af- £er needs the temptingter theatre parties. to“ch °f uniclue "atm°-sphere.WITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn Ave.Fairfax 9133 ROUSE AND ANDERSON IN SHAPEFOR GAME; STAGG POINTS MENFOR BIGGEST CONTEST OF YEARLocker Room Plastered With “Beat Illinois” Signs andPosters; Coaches Concentrate OnLineWith the Illinois game, vastly im¬portant in itself, taking on an evenmore significant air due to Homecom¬ing, Stagg’s Maroons are going abouttheir work more impressively and moreconscientiously than at any other timethis season. The Illini game is a bigfactor on each year’s football scheduleand to win or lose this practicallyamounts to a successful or unsuccess¬ful season.If the Maroons win all will be for¬given and forgotten. The coaches andmen who work nightly under theshimmering rays of the big spot lightswith the white “ghost balls” are wellaware of this fact, and they are prac¬ticing with redoubled vigorousness andenergy.Practice SnappyLast night there was considerablesnap and enthusiasm present. Theregular varsity backfield buckedagainst a freshman line while the reg¬ular varsity line were on the defensiveagainst the onslaughts of the fresh¬man backs. Details in both the offen¬sive and defensive work of the varsitymen were stressed. The line which isacquiring football lore game by gamereceived an extravagant amount ofattention.A line which was able to crashthrough and render nil the efforts ofPenn’s quartet of magicians must beindeed some line. And it is this linewhich the Maroons will face Satur¬day. In the Ohio game the greenChicago forward wall showed promise,but if it will be whipped into goodenough shape to cope with Illinois’best by Saturday somebody will be inline for congratulations.So far Ken Rouse has played as a good center should, and the work ofWolff, Weislow and Apitz has beengood but the remainder of the lines¬men have showed nothing to bragabout.Stagg realizes that both the offenseand defense need polishing, so he isdevoting a fair share of the time toeach. Illinois showed but a spurt offorward passing in the Pennsylvaniabattle and they are expected to relytiainly on a running attack when theycome here, with Peters and Stewartskirting the ends and Daugherityplunging through the line.Jinx Hovers OverAnn Arbor TiltMadison, Wis., Nov. 3, 1926.—Ifthe jinx is hovering over Ferry Fieldwhen George Little trots his scrapingBadgers out to face Fielding Yost’swonderful eleven of Big Ten leaders,there may be another upset to furtrerjumble this hectic grid season. Thisassertion regarding the jinx becausethis coming battle is the thirteenthtime that Michigan and Wisconsinhave played football since the gamewas taken up by these two institu¬tions.In twelve encounters the Wolver¬ines have taken the honors exactlynine times, while Wisconsin may right¬fully claim a pair of victories. Onecontest was played to a draw in 1921,7 to 7. The two schools first met onthe gridiron in 1892 when the Wol¬verines copped, 10 to 6, but the fol¬lowing fall the Badgers avenged thisdefeat, winning easily 24 to 18.The Coca-Col* Company, Atlanta, C*.Youth Will Be ServedAnd Life, Liberty andthe Pursuit of Thirstjust naturally lead toa call for Coca-Cola’s happy,healthy refreshment.IT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS —7 MILLION A DAY^ Milwaukee Meeting THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1926VOLUNTEER GROUP MEETSDraws Students ToDiscuss ProblemsTurk: Isn’t this darling:Weaver wrote it, I guess. Johnny—Eee—A PRAYERGod. that dwellest ’way up there,I want to pray a bran’ new prayer.It ain’t the kind I uster sayTo make me be good every day;It ain't the kind my mother taught,It’s somethin’ that I shouldn’t ought;It’s selfish—maybe bad—but Oh,Listen God—I love him so!I guess thou knows it anywayBut this is what I want to say.Make me so wonderful that heCan’t think of nothin’ else but me.Make my lips red just like wine,Gi’ my hair a golden shine,Gi’ my eyes a lovely light.Make my body round and white.God, it can’t be wicked of meBeggin' Thee to make him love meIs it, God? I know I neverFelt this way before cr everDreamt no man would come alongMakin’ my heart beat like a song,God, this love that comes to mtIs just like when of thcc.Let him love just me aloneMake him be my very own!I guess that’s lot’s to ask, but Oh,God, dear God,—I love him so! Two thousand to three thousand stu¬dents, representing student bodies fromall over the United States, are expect¬ed to attend a convention held by theCouncil of Student Christian Associa¬tions, during the week of the comingChristmas vacation at Milwaukee,Wisconsin.Discussion at the convention willcenter around such questions as “DoesChristianity answer the problems ofeveryday life?” ami “If adhered to. isChristianity better than other re¬ligions?”Man}- prominent men. includingHarry Emerson Fosdick, professor atthe Union Theological Seminary ofNew York City and Dr. Charles W.Gilkey, pastor of the Hyde Park Bap¬tist Church of Chicago, will speak.JUNIOR COLLEGEWOMEN VICTORSHonestly, people, this was a head¬line on page 3 of yesterday's Maroon—“Latest Thrill Is To Ride by Night.”At this rate we may well expect to betreated with the discovery that “It’sMuch More Fun To Dance With aGirl Than a Frat Brother” or “SomeHouse Stewards Serve Jello!” (Continued from page 3)tense were lax in following up an ad¬vantage and players did not stick totheir respective opponents. In the sec¬ond half the Sophs exhibited a scoringsuperiority over the Juniors; but bothteams lost numerous chances to scorethrough failure to follow up the hall.Miss Marjorie Camp refereed theSophomore-Junior, and Miss SylviaDow the Freshman-Senior game.Better playing is expected in thesecond tournament game, wrnch is tobe played Thursday. Necessary im¬provement in team work, and the at¬tainment of a real passing attack willbe the aim of today’s practice session.THREE—SURE WAYS OF MAK¬ING THE WHISTLE1. Signing yourself-T-“T e r r i b 1 eTurk.”2. Signing yourself—“Atlas.”3. Signing yourself—“GeoG.”—MarjolaineP. S. Yes, I’ve had four rejected sofar.P. P. S. (editor’s note) 4. And bycontributing jokes.)CAMPUS CHARACTERS5. HenryHenry’s Dad has moneyAnd Henry has it knownThat Henry gets the best of thingsThat this old world has grown.But Henry never stops to thinkHis bragging words may have a hitch,And there's a double meaning whenHe’s pointed out as being “rich!”—GeoGIT has been an old tradition of theUniversity that, after the final gunhas been fired in a losing footballcontest, the students uncover theirheads'in a respectful and solemn ren¬dition of the Alma Mater. It may bethat there is a potent lure to the Rey¬nolds Club music or the frat tea, butfor the past few Saturdays we havebeen grieved to note a general breakfor the exits as soon as our opponentshave finished their dirty work for theday. One might almost describe theexodus for the stairways in the wordsof the girl who complained, “It \v i*so crowded around the center exit Sat¬urday that I fainted—and had to walkout to University Avenue before Icould fall down!”—TERRIBL7 TURKTHE COLLEGIANRESTAURANTCorner 61st and Dorchester Ave.Run by University Students forUniversity men and women. You can score big—and*enjoy every minute of thegame in a cosy SaundersSystem coupe or sedan.A party of five can driveto out-of-town gamescheaper than rail fare —an4 on your own schedule.Come in and figure it out.SAUNDERS SYSTEMPhone H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St.NestlesMilk ChocolateCroquettesRichest in CreamSpecialBrief$2.00 UPWe carry a complete line of trunksand leather goods at reasonableprices.Hartman Trunk Store1117 E. 55th St.Tel. H. 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