Friars send callfor staff appli¬cants.Vol. 27. No. 20 €f)t Batlp iflaroon Upperclass wo¬men are hosts to¬night.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?IjyCEQRjjE HORPENSTER'M“I should think,” some of the boysooccasinally says to me, “that youwould run out of ideas now and thenand find yourself without anythingto write about.” To which I return,feeling utterly at peace with myselfand the world, ‘‘Oh, no. Such arethe workings of that great mindwhich beats above these eyebrowsyou see before you that the WhatOf It? column of The Daily Maroonshall never find itself, like the RioGrande river in the summer, rundry.” And I beam upon him, andgo on my way My confidence in my¬self has frequently been reassuring(to myself), for some days DO comewhen there is, apparently, a dearthof ideas lying about. Somehow orother I manage to struggle through,however; I am hoping for the besttoday. Let’s see. .. .eleven lines. . . .* * * *My esteemed friend, TerribleTurk of the Whistle, has voiced thesentiment of all those who fall un¬der the classification “senior” in hiscry for action making it legal andno cause for mob violence if fourthyear men appear on the campus withcanes. He feels, and the senior classwith him, that when a man is asenior, he ought to be set apart fromthe herd by some distinguishingmark. Under the present state ofaffairs, seniors are not so distin¬guished. Frequently they are crowd¬ed out of the senior table over attheir frat-clubs by freshmen; it isa common occurence to see themwandering about the campus with alost look on their faces, as if therewere no apparent cause why theyshould be around, or even alive. Allthis I feel from the bottom of a hu¬manitarian heart, is not as it shouldbe. I shall some day, I reflect, be asen or, too, and I know I would nothave it thus.* * * *What more appropriate way ofhelping the senior out of his sloughof despond than to allow him—nay,to decree that it is his inalienableright, his and no other’s—to sporta cane about the campus (and any¬where else he wants, provided he hasthe nerve)? For doth not Shakes¬peare say:‘‘When I reach manhood,I shall take the garb of a man.”Huh, doesn’t he? A cane shouldcertainly count as an essential partof such costume. As for its being afit symbol to distinguish the senior,doesn’t any egg with a cane standout from the crowd 1* * * *While on the crusading bent, Imight as well let out a ringing callfor more lights in Harper Library.The existing lighting system isenough to bring tears to the eyes ofUpton Sinclair, who once favored thedear old school with several para¬graphs in “The Goose Step” on thenice little diamond-paned Gothicwindows that looked so nice in thechemistry building. As things are,there are only about four tables inthe big Harper reading room that onecan see at.* * * *Of course, it may be argued thatthe lighting situation, for the pur¬poses which the library has alwaysbeen employed, is entirely all rightjust as it is. It may be argued thatI am taking a kick at one of themost precious props of student privi¬lege. Some one, no doubt, will sar¬castically ask whether I. do not favorinstalling dictaphones under the ta¬bles. To all of this I reply that Iam merely out disinterestedly seek¬ing to clear up such evils as seemto hamper the great work, if any,being carried on by Dr. Dorf and theuniversity. And, as I have not beennear Harper for a year and possiblywon’t be for another one, it will notbother me ’ greatly if the boys andgirls are exposed, for I am not ofthem. MEAT PACKERSHEAR DAWES ATINITIAL SESSIONMorrow, Farish, Graham,Jordan and SargentAddress MeetingWith Vice-president Charles G.Dawes as the leading speaker of themeeting, the Third Public Confer¬ence on Education and Industry washeld yesterday at Mandel hall. Mr.Dawes introduced Dwight W. Mor¬row of J. P. Morgan and company,the first speaker of the afternoonThe vice-president proved to be inan excellent mood and his talk keptthe large audience laughing through¬out. It was not so much what hesaid but the manner in which he saidit that was responsible for the suc¬cess of his speech.Dawes Lauds MorrowMr. Dawes’ introduction did, how¬ever, contain some facts about Mr.Morrow not generally known. Herevealed that Mr. Morrow had recent¬ly declined the presidency of Am¬herst College, and later on spokehighly of his work as a member ofthe General Staff of the AmericanExpeditionary Force.Five Industries RepresentedIn all, five great American indus¬tries were represented during theconference. In the morning sessionpresided over by Max Mason, presi¬dent of the University, W. S. Parishdiscussed the oil industries, ErnestR. Graham the building and con¬struction industries, and Edwin S.Jordan the automobile industries. Inthe afternoon, besides Mr. Morrowwho spoke on finance, Fred W. Sar¬gent described the transportationproblems.Blackfriars WantManagers; ApplicantsFile With WatrousPhil Watrous, new Abbott ofBlackfriars, sends out a call amongthe sophomore and junior membersof the organization interested inmanagerships. Due to the require¬ments of the position, a very effi¬cient pressman is wanted. The follow¬ing positions are open: costume man¬ager, lighting manager, office man¬ager, chorus manager, score manager,lighting manager and publicity man¬ager. When all the applications arein, the men are chosen by the voteof the members. Applications arenow due and should be handed toPhil Watrous, who may be reachedat the Psi U house.LIFE OF ST. FRANCISSHOWN IN FRESCOESEarly fresco illustrations of thelife of St. Francis will be shown byProfessor Ernest Hatch Wilkins be¬fore II Circolo Italiano meeting to¬day at 4:30 in Classics 10. Thestereoptican pictures which will beused have been made from frescoesby such well known foreign artistsas Giotto. Professor Wilkins willgive his introduction, in English, andwill then read some selections Dash Ninety MilesTo See War GodNinety miles in a Ford to seeforty million miles through a 40-inch telescope.That was the record establishedTuesday night by Wally William¬son, Milt Kreines, and Bill Steven¬son, when they packed into a Fordcoupe, and raced over the high¬way to Williams Bay, Wis., tocover the “Mars story” for TheDaily Maroon.Making the trip north in threehours, the adventurers arrived intime for the fireworks, saw all thatthere was to see through the Ver-kes observatory lens, and relayedtheir impressions of the whole af¬fair to news editors waiting in theMaroon office, for the story.Getting lost and almost runningout of gas added to the excitementof the return. The Maroon repre¬sentatives reached Chicago yester¬day morning at 6, making up theirlost sleep in their morning classes.MAROON EXTRACALLS_ALUMMIHomecoming Appeal ReachesTen Thousand GradsThe largest edition ever publishedin the history of The Daily Maroon,an issue of ten thousand copies, hasbeen mailed out to alumni of theUniversity. This two page paper isbeing sent out to advertise the home¬coming that has been planned forthe day of the Illinois game.Through this medium, Universityalumni throughout the country areto learn the full details of the planswhich have been made by the alumnicommittee headed by William Ly¬man, ’15. This gathering is expectedto be one of the most successful everheld on the University campus.The homecoming Maroon carriesstories telling of the changes thathave been made in the school and in¬forms the alumni what they may ex¬pect to find when they return to visittheir alma mater.DUDLEY FIELD SCENEOF ANNUAL W. A. A.TORCH PEP SESSION JUNIOR OFFICERSNAME MEMBERSOF NEW COUNCILMen and Women LeadersSelected to FormClass GroupEleven men and seven womenare to form the Junior class councilthis year. All those who have beennamed by the class officers are wellknown, most of them having earneda named for themselves in campusactivities.The men on the council are: KyleAnderson, Alpha Tau Omega; Thom¬as Armstrong, Alpha Delta Phi; Geo.Dygert, Delta Kappa Epsilon; JamesFlexner, Zeta Beta Tau; James Ger¬ard, Chi Psi; Russell Harkness, BetaTheta Pi; Charles Harris, Phi KappaPsi; Paul Lewis, Psi Upsilon; Der-mott McGraw, Delta Upsilon; Ken¬neth Rouse, Sigma Nu and FredericVon Ammon, Phi Gamma Delta.The campus women who werenamed for council positions are:Madge Child, Mortar Board; Mar¬jorie Creighton, Quadrangler; Ger¬trude Holmes, Frances Kendall, Wy-vern; Eloise Kresse, Esoteric; MarionPlimpton, Chi Rho Sigma and ElinorWilkins, Sigma.Robert Massey, treasurer of Ju¬nior Class, in speaking for the of¬ficers said, “We tried very hard toselect a democratic council and onethat would be really interested in theaffairs of the class and would workconscientiously.”Torch, the traditional annual pepmeeting sponsored by W. A. A. willbe held tomorrow at 5:30 in DudleyField, directly after the open housetea in the gymnasium on the secondfloor of Ida Noyes hall. All the wom¬en of the University have been in¬vited to the Torch, whether they aremembers of W. A. A. or not. Ticketsmay be procured from Annette Al¬len, Polly Ames, Ann Port or Flor¬ence Herzman at twenty-five centseach.Taffy apples, sandwiches and cof¬fee will be served at dinner, whichprecedes the pep meeting. The wom¬en’s band will furnish the music forthe songs which will follow the din¬ner. The meeting will adjourn earlyin order not to interfere with theScore Club-Skull and Crescent dance. Sigma Nu FroshDefy Long ArmOf Fratres ’ LawWhen Sigma Nu Freshman decideto eat lunch away from the fartern-ity board, it takes two squads of po¬licemen to bring them home. Mondaynoon, the pledges of Gamma Rhochapter gathered en masse at theMaroon lunch room to see if theycould find something besides hashfor their palates.But to the fratres this seemed sac-religious, and a hurry up call to thepolice department declaring that ariot had hit a campus lunchroom,brought two squads of burly bluecoats to the scene, where nineteenpotential Sigma Nus peacefullygnawed at their repast.Puzzled, the police left the lunch¬room. Two minutes later the SigmaNu chapter swooped down upon theneophytes and forced them througha program of songs and stunts. Marks Tosses 24Aimless FootballsFor the first time in his footballcareer .Captain Wally Marks ofthe Maroons had the opportunityof throwing passes without worry¬ing about how they were goingto tome out on the other end.Marks tossed two dozen brandnew pigskins into a crowd in frontof the Capitol theater yesterdayafternoon. From the roof of thetheater Marks aimed for theheads of the people below andmissed not once, for each foot¬ball belonged to someone longbefore it reached the ground. Fol¬lowing the outdoor spectacle, heappeared on the stage of the thea¬tre, in conjunction with the show¬ing of “Red” Grange’s picture,“One Minute to Play.” ‘OLD MAN’ WILLSTAND BY JOB;LAUDS HIS BOYSStates Renewed ConfidenceBefore Alumni atLa SalleHONOR COUNCILS EKS SUPPORTStudent Cooperation Goalof CommississionStudent aid is being sought by theUniversity Honor commission to pro¬mote further cooperation in the ful¬fillment of its duties. The leaders inthe senior class are being approachedfirst and then the leaders in the otherclasses for informal discussion tobring forth constructive ideas on stu¬dent honesty.The Commission is seeking inform¬ation from other schools all over thecountry on other honor systems.1 Among the 100 schools written to1are Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Cal¬ifornia, Stanford and numerous eas¬tern, western, southern and Big Tenschools. THe ultimate goal of theCommission is first to promote bothsentiment and policy of honor in theUniversity, and secondly to try casesinvolving honor that are brought be¬fore it. “The moment I doubt my mentalfitness, physical ability and under¬standing of my job I am going to getout. I do not think I hare reachedthat point.”In these words Coach A. A. Staggassured the alumni of the Universityassembled at the annual football ban¬quet held last night at the Hotel La¬Salle that he was far from through,coaching powerful Maroon squads,President Max Mason joined the oth¬er speakers of the evening in praisingthe Coach and the team and togetherwith the “Old Man” predicted victoryin the Ohio game.Beginning his speech with an ap¬preciation of President Mason’s greatinterest in football, Coach Staggthanked the previous speakers fortheir compliments. “It does not wor¬ry a man to have evil spoken of himbut he appreciates the good,” hesaid.Has High HopesThe “Old ‘Man” concluded hisspeech by saying that “While Pur¬due managed to march down thefield for a touchdown in the lastgame, the Maroons will do the march¬ing next Saturday.” He then intro¬duced Wallie Marks who was greetedwith cheers.The toastmaster, Sam Rothernel’17, now president of the ChicagoAlumni Club, and President Mason(Continued on page 2)PLAN CHICAGO NIGHTDINNER TO PRECEDEILLINI PEP SESSIONStudents Offered Cash for EssaysOn ‘Place of Railroads in AmericaAnnouncement was made today ofan opportunity *to students of theUniversity to win $50 to $150.This news comes in an offer by theIllinois Central to pay the abovementioned sums for an essay on thetopic: “The Place of the Railroads inthe life of the American People.”The essay must be between 700 and1000 words in length, and must becompleted by November 30 at thelatest. For further information, pu¬pils may find mimeographed noticesover the campus.The Illinois Central is holding this essay contest for the purpose of stim¬ulating interest in railway subjectsamong University men and women ofits territory. Last year the road pub¬lished a series of eight educationaladvertisements, and printed them allin a single booklet entitled, “A ShortCourse in Railway Transportation.”For the purpose of basing its planfor ffture years upon a determina¬tion of the value of such advertising,the Illinois Central is conducting thisessay contest between the Univer¬sities. INSTRUCT WOMEN INMETHOD OF VOTINGMembers of Y. W. C. A. Citizen¬ship committee will be in charge of abooth to instruct campus women whoare interested in voting. The deskwill be open in the foyer of IdaNoyes hall from noon tomorrow un¬til Tuesday. Competent explanationof platforms, parties and candidateswill be given and small ballots willbe used in illustration. Ethel Moul¬ton is chairman of the committee incharge of this system of teaohingUniversity women the method of bal¬loting. „Gosnell New Asst.Head of HitchcockHarold F. Gosnell, Assistant Pro¬fessor in the Department of Politi¬cal Science, has been recently ap¬pointed one of the assistant headsof Hitchcock hall. In taking this po¬sition he succeeds Prof. Jerome G.Kerwin who at this time is movingitno the Quadrangle Club.Prof. Gosnell has returned to theUniversity after spending a year inEurope where he was engaged in re¬search work. W. A. A. annual Chicago Nighthas been planned for Friday, Nov. 5the eve of the Illinois game. Thedinner will be held at 5:30 in themain gymnasium of Ida Noyes hall.A program has been ararnged by Vir¬ginia Gartside, composed of singing,cheering and addresses by prominentspeakers. The pep session will con¬clude'■the affair.Tickets are on sale for one dollarand may be secured from MarcellaVenema, Flo^ance Herzman, AliceWiles, Alice Kelly, Barbara Cooke,Margaret Delaplane, Leila Whitney,Marjorie Creighton, Eleanor Wilkins,Marianna Dean, Mary Sjrstrom, AliceCarter and Carol Simmons. All Uni¬versity women whether or not theyare members of W. A. A. have beenurged to attend. Upperclass WomenEntertain FreshmenAt Frolic TonightMarching across campus tonight,the annual lantern parade, an integ¬ral part of the Freshman Frolicsponsored by the Y. W. C. A., willserenade former Dean Marion Talbotand President Max Mason. From 7to 8:30 the women and their upper-class counsellors will dance in thetheatre of Ida Noyes hall to the mu¬sic of Kenneth Ward’s orchestra.The parade will follow the dancing.All women of the freshman classshould attend this affair as it is thefirst social event planned for theirpleasure, and as it will enable themto become better acquainted witheach other, according to FrancesKendall, chairman of the Frolic.EXEMPTION TESTS INENGLISH TOMORROWExemption tests from English 103,will be held tomorrow from 9 to 12,in room 110, Cobb hall. Those tak¬ing the test must register by this af¬ternoon in the Examiner’s office, fThe tests are held every quarter,and are open to those who enter theschool with advanced standing ofeighteen majors. More than one hun¬dred students have registered forthe test to date.Cap and Gown Photo DeadlineNov. 15; Studio Lists ActivitiesPicture deadline for the Cap andGown is November 15. All under¬graduates must sit for their picturesbefore that date.The editor of the annual sug¬gests that all seniors make out theiractivity lists before going to thephotographers.It is important that all undergrad¬uates have their pictures taken be¬fore the day set as the deadline sinceno photographs taken later will beavailable for Cap and Gown. To datebarely a dozen have appeared to bephotographed. The Morrison Studio, 64 West Ran¬dolph Street, is the official photog¬rapher for the book and it is opendaily until 9:00 p. m. Seniors willbe charged $2.00. This amount, ac¬cording to Dermott McGraw, busi¬ness manager of the annual, does notcompletely defray the cost.The activity cards which seniorswill fill out when their photographsare taken will constitute the final re¬cord in the Cap and Gown.Seniors will receive white cardswhile members of the other classeswill be given pink slips to fill out.— — — • ’-T 11VJW. * "' IW' ' '<rPage Two THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 19265typ iailg iflaromtFOUNDED IN 1961CHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVBR8ITT OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.80 per year; by mall, fl.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mail at the Chicago Postoffice, Chlcsgo, Illinois, March 13,1906. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Dally Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 Rings “OLD MAN” WILLSTAND BY JOB;LAUDS HIS BOYS(Continued from page 1)began the evening with football anec¬dotes.Woodruff TalksHarvey T. Woodruff, conductor of“The Wake,” then spoke highly ofthe spirit of the Chicago team, whenhe was at the University, he said,he “followed the team in spirit al¬though not able to play, and went sofar as to follow them to classes. OXFORD UNION HEADLECTURES IN HARPERFrancis W. Hirst, president of theOxford Union Society and former ed-itot of the London Economist willgive a lecture today at 4:30 in Har¬per Assembly hall. The subject ofhis lecture is “Laissez Faire and FreeTrade.”Mr. Hirst in private life is a bar¬rister. He has written many articlesand is the author of several books.He is prominent in many public af¬fairs, and a member of several clubs. of the Legend of St. Francis” (inItalian.)Art club tea from 4 to 6 in IdaNoyes hall.The Women’s Council at 4:30, inCobb 115.Radio lecture at 8:05, from Mit¬chell Tower, through station WMAQ.Dr. W. L. Lewis, Director of Scien¬tific Research, Institute of MeatPacking, will speak on “Chemistryand Industry in the Chicago District.” ATTENTIONSTUDENTS!We cater especially to studenttrade at most reasonable prices.Cleaning - Pressing - RepairingM. SH1NDERMAN1114 E. 55th StreetTel. Midway 6958Work called fot and delivered.Member of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardRuth Daniels, Women's EditorEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTLeo Stone Whistle EditorTom Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern .. Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerFred Kretschmer ...Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy.... .AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher....,, Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantFOR WOMENIN most of the universities and colleges throughout the country or-* ganized sports for women have assumed a position of some im¬portance. Usually, the Women’s Athletic Association plays a prom¬inent role in campus activities. Coming to the University of Chicagofrom another school, many newcomers are struck by the negligibleposition held by the women s organization here. The question israised: Why is this so?Several explanations may be suggested, but first of all it mustbe stated that lack of ability or interest on the part of the womenthemselves is not the reason. Many of the most prominent womenon campus came to the University with a keen interest in sports andwith no little ability. In high schools and camps they had beenproud of this skill and glad for the enjoyment they derived from it.Why, then, did this interest disappear so quickly?Essentially because these women, sensitive as Freshmen, to alluniversity rites and standards, fearful of falling into social error,found that women s athletics are “not the thing.’’ With a justifiablehorror of the “athletic woman’’ the men of the university had madeit clear that none such could rate with them. The clubs withdrewfrom the athletic field and took their Freshmen with them. And soafter the required two years of physical culture the ranks of sportcandidates dwindle down to a small group of people who enjoy theplay.Mere participation in team play does not produce the masculineathletic type of woman so deplored. Moreover, the women of theuniversity seem to have lost sight of the splendid opportunity forsocial intercourse and social distinction that a thriving and aliveathletic organization would give them. Parties, spreads, dramaticentertainments, as well as meetings and active participation in sportmakes it possible for girls to have a good time among themselves,an accomplishment that the women of the University of Chicago donot seem to have cultivated. The men, by offering their support inthe way of approval, encouragement and assistance when needed,would prove themselves so much more to be men, having forsakenschool boy prejudices.AND AS FOR BIGGER AND BETTER HAIR-CUTS “Stagg has done more for Universityof Chicago athletics,” he continued,“than any man who succeeds himcan ever do.”ONE THING most men have in common is a beard. It constituteseverything from his “pet peeve” to his filthy habit.” Butnevertheless it’s there. It cannot be neglected. Every college should 'have efficient caretakers to keep down the unruly crop. Someone jhas said that a highly-efficient barber shop was one thing Chicagoneeded. Why talk of new field houses and better stadiums when ourmost poignant need is a bigger and better barber shop.We need a new up-to-the-minute, sanitary barber shop. Thatis imperative. The Reynolds Club is neither adequate or efficient.Its reputation has long been shady. The nearest shop is seven blocksaway. Much valuable time is lost in going there. Of course the fastid¬ious man will walk a mile for a shave as well as a camel. But whowants to. So let’s urge the barbers to give us an adequate, sanitary,efficient shop neat the seat of activities.**’^. t ■ 1 Judge Walter Steffens, at one timea stellar Maroon player, gave an in¬structive and humorous talk on pass¬ing, concluding by saying that “ifit is humanly possible the game willbe won for Chicago next Saturday.”The Chicago Band provided musicduring the banquet with Chicagosongs and Art Cody led cheers andsongs.DAVIS ’23 TO HEADNEW SYNCOPATORS What’s On TodayPhysics club, at 4:30 in Ryerson32. Associate Professor Lemon willfpeak on “Recent Observations inLaboratories in England, France,Germany, and Italy.”Eta Sigma Phi, UndergraduateClassical club, at 4 :30 in Classics 20.Dr. Robert Bonner will discuss “TheRationalization of Myths.”William Vaughn Moody lecture at8:15, Mandel Assembly hall. FrankSwinnerton, English novelist, willspeak on “Authors, Their Friends andTheir Critics.”“Memph” Davis of city-wide fameas premier concocter of hot jazz, isback on the campus again, and maybe located over at the Kappa Sighouse. II Circolo Italiano at 4:30 inClassics 10. Professor Wilkins willspeak on “Early Fresco Illustrations“Memph” graduated with the classof ’23, and was at that time a mem¬ber of the Phi Phi senior honorarysociety. He was well known in cam¬pus circles, and his famous “FiveMaroons” gained such popularity thatthey were given a contract to fur¬nish music on transpacific liners tothe Orient. “Memph” is planning toorganize a new four piece orchestra,which he says, “will be hotter thanever.” A FREE TRIP TOEUROPEor cash commissionsThe leading student tour organiza¬tion of America desires an agent onthis campus for the sale of its stud¬ent tours. Must be influenced atschool and have good personality.The person appointed will be substan¬tially aided by literature, advertising,etc., and have opportunity of joiningour permanent staff after graduation.Write fullv toMISS ROSALIE WEILL2929 Broadway New York CitySISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote Lunches andDinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALNationaf Theatres CorporationCAPITOLHalsted at 79th St.THERE HE GOESRED GRANGEThe Galloping Ghost- - IN - -“ONE MINUTE TO PLAY”A Romantic Football Story with all the Spice and Pep of theCampus.ON THE STAGE - -AL SHORTand His Boys“COLLEGE DAYS”A Red Hot Rah Rah Syncopation Stage Show.With a Cast of 50 Campus Sheiks and Shebas. SpecialCollege Dinner DancesEvery Friday at Seven— INFORMAL —Dinner, $2.00 per plate No Cover ChargeFEATURING COPE HARVEY’S ORCHESTRAQtyp (toppr (Harltmi lintelHyde Park Boulevard at 53rd StreetBargain SaleiofBooksWe have put out at ridiculously lowprices a miscellaneous assortment offiction, texts, second-hand books,pamphlets, and general books. .Arranged on the counters at therear of the Book Section. Come inwhile the picking is good.AT FIVE CENTS UPThe University ofChicago Bookstore5802 Ellis Ave.wTheSlickest Coat on theCampus!(Sitt/yidoAcLiPflCcicnt•UC.VITAT UM. WS-tic/WiNo well dressed college man iswithout one. It’s the original,correct slicker and there’s noth •ing as smart or sensible forrough weather and chilly days.Made of famous yellow water¬proof oiled fabric. Has all¬-round strap on collar and elas¬tic at wrist-bands.Clasp-closing styleButton-dosing styleStamp the correct name in yourmemory, and buy no other.The “Standard Student” ismade only by the StandardOiled Clothing Co., N. Y. C.Slip one on atALL GOOD DEALERSm mSix Touchball gamesto be played today. The Daily SPORTS Maroon Call Intramural of¬fice for official sched-Thursday Morning October 28, 1926 ule.BACKFIELD INJURIES WORRY MAROONSFROSH GRJDDERSSTART PRACTICEFOR ANNUAL TILTYale-Harvard Game PrecedesIllini HomecomingContestThis year’s presentation of the an¬nual Yale-Harvard football game be¬tween two freshman teams will comeon the Friday aft. rnoon precedingthe Illinois-Chicago game. The gameis to be played either on Stagg Fieldor on the field at 56th and Green¬wood recently christened CrislerF;°ld..The Yale team is being coached byJerry Fisher and the Harvard men¬tor is Coach Huntington. In previousyears Harvard has been led by A. A.Stagg Jr. The Yale team is out forrevenge this year and Fisher swearsto wipe out the memory of the defeatby Harvard in the last fray.Blue ti. ScarletThe squad is now being dividedinto two parts, one part to wear blue,the other scarlet. The coaches willsoon start giving their teams playsand the battle will be on. One teamwill probably use Illinois plays whilethe other outfit will be playing OhioState and Northwest formations.In former years this interestingbattle has been a postseason attrac¬tion, coming on the first Wednesdayfollowing the varsity scrap with Wis¬consin. It has been scheduled earlierthis year to add to the home-comingprogram for the Illinois game. Campus Terrors,Cardinals, Win InNon-Greek GamesMAROON SPLASHESCoach McGillivray’s Maroon Nata-tors are getting in shape for the com¬ing season by friendly skirmishesduring the week. Every Thursdayfour of the most promising candi¬dates, Mygdal, Baumrucker, Cran¬dall, and Bauer have it out in a ser¬ies of dash races. And Boy, theseraces have been close enough to fea¬ture any old Big Ten Meet. Theyare all set for today’s battle.There are two “Steves” on thisyear’s roll call However, one spellshis name Stephenson, the other Ste¬venson. The former is a fast com- The Club League started out theirtouchball season yesterday afternoonthe Cardinals defeating the Macs sixto nothing. The victors displayedwonderful form in downing theMacs, one of last year’s strongestteams. A pass from Maneatz toPage to Saltzman, followed by a longand spectacular run, scored the win¬ning points.The Campus Terrors and the Ro¬mans fought to an ignominious tie.The first half of the game these twoteams were evenly matched and mostof the pl ying was in the center ofthe field. The second half was fea¬tured by long and spectacular gainsmade by both teams but neither wereable to invade the goal zones. Thiswas an extremely hard fought gameand had to go into an extra periodwhich still resulted in a tie.The horseshoe results for yester¬day were as follows:Sigma Nu won by forfeit from Al¬pha Sigma Phi; Phi Gamma Delta2; Tau Sigma Omicron 0; Tau Kap¬pa Epsilon 2; Acacia 0; Pi LambdaPhi 2, Phi Beta Delta 0; Phi KappaSigma won by forfeit from Dekes;Delta Tau Delta 2; Delta Upsilon 1;Delta Sigma Phi 2, Zeta Beta Tau 0;Chi Psi won by forfeit, from AlphaTau Omega Phi Kappa Psi won byforfeit from SAE; Beta Theta Pi 2,Delta Chi 1; Phi Delta Theta 2, PhiPi Phi 1.“C” Club PresidentCalls For Meeting“C” club will meet today, at 4, inthe corrective gym of Ida Noyeshall. Attendartce at the meeting iscompulsory. “It is important thatevery member be present as she willbe asked to fill out a card, for pur¬poses of information, recording thesports in which she has won her “C”,said Blanche Hedeen, president.Plans will be made for a dinner tobe given soon.ing sophomore, scheduled for a var¬sity berth. Stevenson is a freshmanprospect.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’S •Farm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110We serve the good things of life to the folks who appreciatethem. We cook our foods in a manner that appeals to menand women who know how to get real food-enjoyment out ofa mealtime occasion.THE SIGN OF GOOD FOODHrataurant5500 Harper Ave. Open All NightCLUB BREAKFAST LUNCHEON DINNER Pennsylvania Brings “Hidden Ball”Tricks West To Threaten ZuppkePennsylvania will invade Illinoisstadium next Saturday with the rec¬ord of having had her goal linecrossed but once in five games thisyear. Johns Hopkins scored a touch¬down, while Franklin and Marshall,Swarthmore, Chicago and Williamsfailed to score.Eastern newspaper writers call thePennsylvania backs the “Four Mag¬icians,” intimating that they will foolIllinois’ “Four Mules,” when they execute the mysterious “hidden ball”play. One western writer who sawthe play used against Chicago ad¬vises fans to bring field glasses to thePenn-Illinois game if they want tosee the ball when Penn has it.Penn boasts two of the greatestends on eastern gridirons. CaptainGeorge Thayer, right end, was an All-American selection last season. Sing¬er, left end, is the East’s greatestdefensive wingman. Time after timein the Penn-Chicago game he knock¬ed down interference and was up intime to. tackle the ball carrier.I-M INKLINGSThe Intramural Council had a bigmeeting and banquet at CommonsClub Tuesday evening. Over fortyorganizations were represented bytheir leaders. The renowned Dr. Mo-lander presided and ran the meetingoff in the energetic style for whichhe is noted. General Manager JohnHowe, appointed three committees.Committee on Rules; LafayetteMarsh, chairman, Carnivals andAwards Committee; Paul Holinger,chairman, and Touchball Committee;Leonard Gray, chairman. Huge Grid TurnoutBreaks Records OfAll Former YearsThe fears of campus pessimiststhat fewer and fewer athletes werecoming to the university are all setto rest and disproved by the latestset of football facts from the athlet¬ic department.This year’s football tournout isbreaking all previous records at Chi¬cago. More men are playing thegame on Stagg Field than ever be¬fore in the history of the University.At present the two fields are filledeach night with the forty-eight var¬sity men and the eighty six fresh¬men that are candidates for theteams. The turn-out at the beginn¬ing of the current season includedfifty-six varsity gridders and 124freshmen.The number of the major teammen that have stayed out for prac¬tice week after week is not quite aslarge as last year but the total number of yearlings on the same basis islarger by nearly one-third.On account of this increase, plansare now under way for the enlarge¬ment of the locker room in the base¬ment of Bartlett. At present the oldroom is jammed full each night.fAiivnf ||A||fwKI CHICAGO IMJvVvV AWTS. WED- AND SAT.PHONE CENTRAL 0019FUNNIEST OF ALL COLLEGEAccording to Dr. Reed, this meet¬ing was one of the most importantand successful, of its kind, ever heldin the University. Mr. McLain, thenew leader of the Y. M. C. A. de¬partment, gave a short five minutetalk that was extremely interesting.This meeting is held in order thatthe Division of Intramural Athleticsmay establish personal contact withthe various groups for the purposeof formulating bigger and betterplans for future activities. I COMEDIESpSR^ELLIOTT NUGENT _SPECIAL THEATRE PARTY‘concessions to studentsThe Frolic TheatreDRUG STOREAdjacent to Frolic TheatreCigarettes Fountain ServiceTel. H. Park 0761Corner Ellis Avenue and 55th St.AFTER THE OHIO GAMEEverybody’s Going to theWITCH KITCH INNFor the Witch’sSpecial Holloween DinnerServed Sat., Oct. 30 Also Sun. Oct. 31FAVORS - DECORATIONS - ATMOSPHEREFOOD THAT’S SIMPLY BEWITCHINGPrivate Dining Room for PartiesTelephone for Reservations.y 41 $ ¥ 41LUNCHEON, 11 to 2 Daily 40cDINNER, 3 to 8 75cSunday Dinner, $ 1.00ANNOUNCEMENTBeginning Oct. 30th Service Every EveningUntil 1 A. M.A Good Place to go After the Hallowe’en DanceWITCH KITCH INN6325 Woodlawn Ave.Fairfax 9133 MCKINNEY AND ANDERSON KEPT OUTOF SCRIMMAGE; GROOM LEYERS ANDLIBBY. SHIFT MARKS TO HALFBACKCoach Stagg Gives New Plays For Buckeye Battle; TrainerBenson Toils To Uncripple Stars; LinePlay Shows ImprovementAlthough it is still problematicalwhether Anderson and McKinney,fleet halfbacks, will get into nextSaturday’s game the Maroons pro¬ceeded to drill last night on the the¬ory that these players would not beable to take the field against OhioState.McKinney was in uniform but heidd no active work. Anderson, whoplayed a strong game against Purdue,spent his practice hours under thecare of Trainer Benson who is usingall his medicinal lore to get the half¬back into shape. Anderson’s bothknees are in poor condition.Hoerger, end, is also being treated.His ankle bothers him. It is doubt¬ful whether Stagg will risk playingthese men Saturday unless there is apossibility of winning.Drills On PassesStagg had a backfield composed ofMcDonough, Libby, Marks, Leyers onthe offense behind a second stringline against the freshmen. Passingwas emphasized, federal new playsbeing used. Marks, at halfback, did the tossing in accurate style. Fultonreplaced McDonough alt intervals..The first string line bucked againstthe regular freshman team who wereon the offensive with State’s plays.Mendenhall StarsThe linemen are showing improve¬ment, charging faster and tackling inbetter form than they have been.Mendenhall-of the freshman did mostof the ball-carrying.GOPHERS - BADGERSBATTLE TO DECIDETIE GAME SERIESWhen Wisconsin and Minnesotameet at Madison for their game Sat¬urday it will decide a series of tiegames. For the last three years theteams have tied with the followingscores: 0-0, 7-7, 12-12. The hometeam will be practically the samewhich played last year when Wiscon¬sin made a great rally to knot thecount.THE SHAHTYFor five years the favorite gathering place for University Stu¬dents who crave HOME COOKING.Crisp, Golden Brown Honey Fluff WafflesDelicious Sandwiches, Salads, Pies, etc.Both table d’ hote and a la carte serviceFrom 7:30 a. m. to 8 p. m.1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey People”The Constructive Functionof Investment bankingWEA LTH is being accumulated in this coun¬try at an amazing rate. It is now estimatedin excess of 350 billions—an increase of about50°fo in the last ten years. Meanwhile, savingsdeposits have increased in even greater propor¬tion, and now exceed 23 billions of dollars.The constructive function of investment bank¬ing is constantly to direct the flow of surpluswealth back into productive channels where itwill be safeguarded for the investor while it isused to finance business and industryjand createmore wealth.There is a saticfying and profitable career in theInvestment Banking field for college men whohave sound economic training,combined with per¬sonal qualifications and the energy to master a busi¬ness that is as technical and, at the same time, ashumanly interesting,as other popular professions.If you are interested in more complete infor¬mation about Investment Banking as a vocation -its possibilities, its advantages,its requirements—we shall be glad to send you informative literature,upon request.Write for pamphlet CM-}.HALSEY, STUART &. CO.INCORPORATEDCHICAGO NSW YORK PHILADELPHIA DETROIT CLEVELAND101 South LaSalle St. 14 Will Sc. , III South ijth St. 601 Griiwold St. 91$ Euclid Are.ST. LOUIS BOSTON MILWAUKEE MINNEAPOLIS|I9 North 4th St. »J Oeronthirc St. 415 Eut WiterSt. 610 Second Are., S.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1926^)e^ "WhistleJUSTIFICATIONPerhaps it is true,Not that 1 caredToo much for you,But that I daredTo live my love.Yet surely the gods, if gods there be,Will not be very harsh with me,Knowing that I, with laughter andjestHave really tried to bestMy love. And if they remember allthe costThat loving you has ever been,Remember all I had and lost,Surely they will not deem it suchgreat sinThat I have heard in time of needA stronger call than that of creed.Perhaps I have sinned; if that betrueThe sin has been in loving you.—Peter PanOOOH! And Illinois is at it evenonce again! Now it seems that theyare crying about the fact that ourUniversity authorities are only al¬lowing them to have one hundredmen in their band. Don’t they thinkthat they are going to have enoughwind blowers there as it is?THE cast of “The Poor Nut” com¬pany will be on the field Saturday toperform for the Ohio contest. Wehope they’ll throw a few passes! But still, your clothes are so darnthinNo wonder sometimes you are glum;The wind cuts through you like aknife,My dear, you’re beautiful . . butNumb!GeoG * CLASSIFIEDTHE University authorities saywe can have our own cars at school.Why aren’t our fathers as liberal?EDUCATION AT IDA NOYESIt was a double date. You know,he had called her and asked her toget a girl friend who was cute, knewher stuff, and etc. And she has ask¬ed him, Is your friend cute, and hehad said. Yes very! and she had saidO. K. I know just the girl. .. .Anyhow the party had started off;the necessary cafcareting had beendone; the inevitable parking accom¬plished. Suddenly he looked aroundinto the back of the car. “My dear,”he asked, as he noted the pessimisticexpression of his gentleman pal,“How come the girl friend, what’s thematter?”“Oh, I’m sorry.... She’s been tak¬ing a course in Corrective Gymnas¬ium!” * FOUND—Key at Phi Psi house af¬ter pledge dance Friday. Call atMaroon office.TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE—Underwood No. 3, Bargain $27.50.Good condition. Call Irving Davis,6032 Woodlawn, evenings. Plaza02137.TO A GIRL IN WINTERSweet girl, why do you shiver so?You say you’re cold—and yet I knowThat in your heart there burns aglowWith warmth enough to melt thisPerhaps you saved this warmth forme,To last us through eternity.Who knows but that it’s cold upthere,And love is crude in frigid air. EPICS OF AMERICAN COLLEGELIFENo. 6—The RoadhouseThe lure of the open roadThat hath no cops no stop lights—The lure of the open barbecueSomething different for your datenights—The lure of the foaming steinDrained to the last clear drop—The lure of a missing engineThat makes us have to stop—Oh, Willy Cross, no doubt you’rerightThat often foolish things are doneBut Bill, old man, you ought to tryit—Really, sometimes it’s such fun!—AtlasGEO-G has written two poems inmany days which have not been ac¬knowledged by the printer. Apologiesand salutes.—TERRIBLE TURK FOR SALE—Beautiful Civit catfull length coat. Like new. Rea¬sonable. H. P. 8379.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 Ingleside1, 2, and 3 room housekeeping suites.Sleeping rooms. Large room; twinbeds, two windows, large comfortablechairs, study table and lamps, $7.50.Housekeeping suite, two rooms, kit¬chenette and porch, $11.FOR RENT — Attractive frontroom near University. Ready for im¬mediate possession. Rent reasonable.R. R. Veron, 5433 Greenwood, Dor.9571.FOR RENT—1009 E. 60th Street. third. Large front room. Suitable 2.Ideal for students. Reasonable Callafternoons or evenings. WYVERN PLEDGESCHEVROLET COUPE, 1924. Exc.cond. Bargain. Must sell. Call ownerHyde Park 8094. Wyvern announces the pledging ofJean Hanvey of Chicago.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle¬side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ed. In a small private family. CallDorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.LARGE FRONT ROOM FORRENT—Steam heat. Double or single.Nicely furnished. Call evenings. 5816Harper, Fairfax 8384.FOR RENT—6023 Kenwood Av¬enue, 2 rooms, kitchenette. Newly fur¬nished, light, airy.FOR SALE — Three-piece walnutduofold set, mahogany library table,writing desk. 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