[; escapechapel today aspackers meet inMandd.VoL 27, No. 19 anion The world was“at home” toMars last nifht.UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT of IT?mGgempc MOUpCNgTIHEFor years the question of the sys¬tem of fraternity rushing and pledg¬ing has been the bugaboo of the In¬fraternity Council. Yearly the boyson this solemn body get together andtalk things over, and yearly the endof all their efforts is nothing. It isconceivable that the boys on theCouncil try to accomplish something;indeed, they hold many meetings, andall strictly under Roberts’ Rules ofParliamentary Procedure. The repre¬sentatives take their work seriously,but somehow or other a new systemof rushing and pledging has neverbeen run through.The leading proposal for a changein the existing order of affairs hasalways been either to inaugurate sec¬ond quarter pledging, or to hold offentirely until the sophomore year.This second suggestion draws muchof its support from the fact that itha3 worked, and is working now, atother colleges. Dartmouth, puttingthe sophomore system into effect thisyear, thinks its advantages far great¬er than those of the old first yearpledging. Sophomore pledging, wellas it has worked at Dartmouth andY'ale, among other places, is never¬theless, I think, hardly a possibilityas a working system at Chicago. MARS DEFIES ASTRONOMERSPlan Two Days of EntertainmentFor Second Annual HomecomingThere are at the most about sixhundred men entering the universityin the fall; part, at least, of thisnumber would not be considered“likely” under the admittedly snob¬bish standards of the clubs. So, witha smaller group of eligibles left,there are thirty fraternities on handseeking to pledge a delegation. Withthree classes supporting the houseunder such a system, instead of fouras is now the case, these fraternitieswould have to pledge a larger delega¬tion than they do now. It is a ques¬tion of doubt whether out of a groupof, say, five hundred, every one ofthe thirty clubs could get a satisfac¬tory class of fifteen. To pledge muchless would run the house bills up tounheard of totals. Then, too, undersophomore pledging, the smaller frat¬ernities would have difficulty in get¬ting delegations as satisfactory asthey do now, for the larger organ¬izations would conceivably have theedge under such an arrangement. The best that twenty-two alumniheaded by William E. Lyman, ’14,can produce in the way of entertain¬ment, will be provided for the 17,000or more alumni who will celebratethe second annual Homecoming ofthe University, November 5 and 6.Aside from the feature of the twoday jubilee,, the iChicago-Illinoisgame, the homecomers will find theirspare time, while they are not clap¬ping each other on the back, filledwith a gala string of events rangingfrom touchball to dancing.“YaU-Harvard” GameFriday afternoon, the frosh willplay a “Yale-Harvard” game to topoff the regular schedule of intramur¬al touchball. Homecomers and stu¬dents will mass together Friday eve¬ning to display their confidence inthe Maroons at the pep session, theclimax of the day coming in the alum¬ni banquet at 6. Saturday the alumni will taketheir places in the stadium, whileStagg’s team battles the Illini be¬fore a crowd of 40,000. Followingthe game there will be a mixer inMandel hall. For the evening, frater¬nity dinners, class parties, and thea-atre parties will fill the bill.Mason, Staff TalkPresident Max Mason and CoachAmos Alonzo Stagg will greet thealumni at the Friday night dinner,which will be held either in Hutch¬inson Commons or Bartlett gymnas¬ium, depending upon the number oftickets sold. Lyman will serve astoastmaster for the evening.With a sellout assured by the foot¬ball ticket office, alumni making latedecisions to attend the reunion willbe in street parlance “out of luck,”for no special provision has beenmade for alumni for the Illini game.Tickets must be secured through reg¬ular channels. WAR GOD NEARSEARTH BUT STILLRETAINS SECRETSAtmospheric Conditions StayObservations as OpportuneMoment ArrivesBY MILTON S. MAYER,Staff Correspondent of The DailyMaroonPackers Convene;No Junior ChapelJuniors may enjoy an extratwenty minute loaf today, whilethe meat packers convene in Man-del hall during their regular chap¬el period. No speaker was sched¬uled.Vice - president Charles G.Dawes will officiate at the Ameri¬can Meat Packers conference whenhe presents Dwight W. Morrow ofJ. P. Morgan and Company as thefirst speaker of the afternoon ses¬sion of the educational conven¬tion.The morning session opens at 10in Mandel Hall. GREEK COUNCILOUSTS TAU SIGSOrganization Fails to ObserveRules of Fraternity Men'Pan Sigma Omicron has been in¬definitely suspended from membershipin the Interfraternity council. The. reasons cited by William Harrington,, secretary of the council, were that theFears Unwarranted;Undergrads ContinueTo Top GraduatesSecond or third quarter pledging,therefore, would seem to be thebest system to give a try, should theInterfraternity Council ever decideto take the plunge. An arrangementof this sort would have manifest ad¬vantages. It would, on the one hand,give the fraternities a chance toknow what they are getting whenthey pledge, and not six months af¬terwards as is the case under theexisting system. It would workagainst “misfits” in the groups. Onthe other hand, second or thirdquarter pledging would givethe freshmen an opportunityto get going on t r e i r collegework without tre distractionof a fraternity during the first cru¬cial months. It would result, verylikely, in less of them flunking out.It would, further, give the freshmena wider range of acquaintance thanif they were included in a limitedcircle that would be largely self-suf¬ficing, for during the first months,they would be forced to seek theirfriends in the run of the class. Addto all this the fact that a freshmanwith one or two quarters to look thefraternities over, instead of one ortwo weeks (at the most) as is thepresent situation, should be able tomake a wiser choice in his fraternitythan he can now, and thus more se¬curely insure rimself lasting rappi-ness through his college life, and youhave a very good argument for theproposed system. Effectively dispelling the doubts ofany who may think that the Univer¬sity plans to eliminate the undergrad¬uate school, comes the official an¬nouncement of the autumn registra¬tion of 4,998 undergrads.Of the 7,75! men and women reg¬istered in all schools of the Univer¬sity. 4,998 are undergraduates and theremaining 2,753, graduates. Men num¬ber 4,039 topping the 3,712 figure ofthe women.The downtown school of the Uni¬versity claims a 2,753 enrollment, thisbeing included in the 7,751 registra¬tion for the entire University.These figures, coupled with Presi¬dent Max Mason’s statement backingthe undergraduates, establish the per¬manency of the preliminary Univer¬sity work. organization had failed to attend themeetings of the council during thepast year, that they have paid no duesto the council for the same period, andthat they have failed to maintain ahouse at a permanent address as re-cpiircd by the constitution of the coun¬cil.The official notice of the suspensionis signed by Harrington as secretaryof the council and reads: “In accord¬ance with the constitution of the In¬fraternity council, Tau Sigma Omicronhas been suspended from active mem¬bership.” Harrington said that if anymembers of the organization are in¬terested in seeing their group reinstat¬ed, thy should apply to the council atthe next meeting.FRANK SWINNERTONTALKS ON AUTHORSTOMORROW EVENING Williams Bay, Wis., Oct. 26.—Mars slipped out of its place in theuniverse tonight, peered coquettishlythrough 42,000,000 miles of oblivion,thumbed its nose at the earth, and stolemutely away.While the keenest eyes that sciencehas produced strained through the for¬ty-inch telescope at Yerkes observa¬tory for a telltale glimpse and themaster jugglers of the heavens pond¬ered and approximated, the enigma ofthe skies broke her tryst with MotherEarth. Although it appeared vividlybrilliant to the naked eye the planetpresented itself to the astronomers inhopelessly unfavorable conditions forobservation.Expected At Eleven Bobbie Meeker’s Band Secured toPlay Annual Interfraternity BallBobbie Meeker’s famous Drake ho¬tel orchestra has been selected to in¬terpret the latest jazz for the benefitof those attending the Interfraternityball on November 24. The place wherethis event is to be held has not yetbeen named.At a meeting of the dance commit¬tee ot the Interfraternity council heldon Monday night, many plans werediscussed for making this year’s balla banner party. Bill Harrington, chair¬man of the committee, assures thosewho are planning to attend this im¬portant social function that there aremany pleasant surprises in store forthem.Band Well Known“Bobbie’s band is very well knownamong dance goers around the Uni¬versity,” Harrington said, “and it is in¬deed a favor to be able to secure suchgood music.” A prominent orchestrahas always been secured for the ball. Jack Chapman having furnished themusic last year.Stanley Freid has been added to thecommittee in charge of the dance andhe will be in charge of the entertain¬ment. The committee expects tohave a real job in choosing the bestplan for entertainment to carry outTickets Out SoonTickets to this affair will be placedin the hands of the fraternity presi¬dents for distribution sometime duringthis week. The price will be the sameas last year, $3.75 a couple. Harring¬ton says, however, that the good timehad will easily offset the price of ad-According to Harrington, this year’sball is going to be a novel affair inalmost every way. Many startling fea¬tures have been planned for the big¬gest Greek affair of the year but asyet th? committee is not divulgingthem.MEAT PACKERSCONVENE TODAYEleven o’clock tonight found ihegreat dome of Yerkes a hollow massof blackness streaked across withstars where the massive eggshell hadopened to project the telescope. A fewtense silhouettes took form on the ob¬servation platform at the base of thegreat camera, and a guarded silencehung over the group of newspapermenin the little balcony. For Mars, everso near and always too far. was go¬ing to tell its secrets.And then a voice. “Atmospheric” dis¬continued on page 4)Program PhoenixOn Press; BoastsProfessional Artj Frank Swinnerton, the distinguish-I ed novelist and critic, will lecture inELSA WELAND TALKSON CHILD WELFARETwo public lectures one by MissElsa Ueland, president of CarsonCollege for Girls in Philadelphia,and the other by Dr .R. R. Reeder,of the Marsh Foundation School,will be given under the auspices ofthe Graduate School of Social Serv¬ice Administration today and Fri¬day respectively at 4:30 in Room109 of Cobb hall.“Standards of Institutional Carefor Dependent Children,” will bethe subject of Miss Ueland’s ad¬dress which is scheduled for today.Dr. Reeder will lectu&?e on “ThePlace of the Institution on theModern Child Welfare Program,”Friday. Leon Mandel Assembly Hall onThursday evening, October 28th, on“Authors, Their Friends and TheirCritics.” As a delineator of Englishmiddle class life he has shown manyof the characteristics of Charles Dic¬kens in style and technique. His lec¬ture will afford him unusual scopefor discussing contemporary authors.To hear the lecture will be to listento the talk of a great novelist andfamous critic and a man of keen ob¬servation.Tickets may be secured withoutcharge at the President’s Office.Rosenthal ElectedFrosh Forum HeadFreshman Forum elected as offi¬cers for the autumn quarter: DonaldL. Rosenthal, president; Eugene C.Weafer, vice-president, and HarrietHathaway, secretary. Rosenthal isknown as title holder in numerousoratorical competitions, and for thelast three years has been awarded thesectional prize in The Chicago DailyNews contest. Special programs for the Scoreclub-Skull and Crescent dance areon the presses. A diminutive Phoe¬nix, eight pages and cover by GirardBarry of the Creative Studios ofChicago, will be presented to theguests of the Sophomore Honor so¬cieties, at >the annual Pledge danceFriday night from 9 to 1 in the ball¬room of the New Shoreland Hotel.Charlie Agne’s Syncopators, fromthe Trianon Ballroom, are ready forthe first all-University dance of theyear.The Shoreland has set aside notonly a ballroom that holds five hun¬dred couples comfortably, but theentire second lfoor, which has beenturned into a lounge.Tickets are on sale at two and ahalf dollars in the Bookstore. Delegates to Third AnnualConference Meet In MandelLORADO TAFT TALKSAT TEA TOMORROWLorado Taft, non-resident Profes¬sor of arts, will be the guest of hon¬or at a tea given by the Art clubtomorrow from 4 to 6 in the northand south reception rooms of IdaNoyes hall. All students interestedin art who wish to join the club butwho could not attend the first meet¬ing have been invited to be presentat this tea. The invitation is also ex¬tended to all faculty members of theArt department.The Art club will visit the Ameri¬can Painters Exhibition at the ArtInstitute on Saturday, Nov. 47. Thetour will he under the supervision ofProf. Walter Sargent, head of theArt department and will be precededbv a dinner given by the club. In an attempt to analyze the busi¬ness problems of the great industriesof America, the Third Public Confer¬ence on Education and Iudustry opensthis morning at 10, under the auspicesof the University and the Institute ofAmerican Meat Packers.Dwight W. Morrow of the J. PMorgan Company to be introduced byVice-president Charles G. Dawes, willdiscuss the finance problems duringuic afternoon session.W. S. Parish, president of the Amer¬ican Petroleum Industry will discussoil; Edwin S. Jordan of Jordan Mo¬tor car fame, the automobile industries,Ernest R. Graham the building andconstruction industries, and Fred W.Sargent, president of the Chicago andNorthwestern railway company, thetransportation problem.President Max Mason of the Uni¬versity will preside in the morningand Thomas E. Wilson, chairman ofthe meat packers’ plans committee inthe afternoon. Purdue SupportersThrown For LossTwo Purdue-Chieago battleswere staged Saturday afternoon.Purdue won the contest onStagg field 6-0. Chicago won thecontest under the east stand by anoverwhelming unofficial scorewhen several supporters of oldPurdue, financially depressed butspiritually exalted, tried to effectan entrance to the big tent bywhat the Good Book calls “otherHead usher Jim Flexner, starof the national championship gym¬nasts, stepped right up and fellto for old Chicago.Shoreland DrawsUniversity Crowdto Football TeasENTER THIRTEEN ONW. A. A. ROLL CALLAT DINNER TONIGHTThirteen women who have earnedthe required one hundred pointsfor membership will be initiated intoW. A. A. tonight at 5:30 in the the-!ater of Ida Noyes hall. Immediate-1Ily after the initiation services din-jner will be served. Those to be in¬itiated are: Ruth Countermine,Gwendolyn Covington, Dorothy Em-sheimer, Charlotte Greer, AimeeHeineck, Gertrude Holmes, HelenKoske. Katherine Lloyd, LouiseMueller, Amalia Nemec, CharlotteSmith, Sylvia Sider and Bessie Ve-caus. Tea at the Shoreland hotel afterthe game has become the popular Sat¬urday afternoon rendezvous for Uni¬versity men and women. Whether ornot tl** dreamy atmosphere of the Cas-tillian room and the melodies of WalterFord’s orchestra furnish a much de¬sired contrast to the bleak gray ofStagg field is hard to say. At any ratethe rendezvous is at the Shoreland andfrom 5:30 until 7, one may dance onSaturday afternoon—if—of course, theaforementioned one, has a buck and ahalf. And possibly after the Illinoisgame Maroons may have joys to ex¬press or sorrows to drown.Final Rites Todayfor George GrahamFuneral services for George A. Gra¬ham will he held today at 2:30 at theLambda Chi Alpha house. Rev. Fa¬ther Paul R. Rhinehart, a member ofLambda Chi Alpha fraternity will of¬ficiate. Immediately following theservices, the body will be removed toAliisville, Montana, Graham’s home.A brother arrived yesterday to bepresent at the ceremony. DEBATING TRYOUTSCOMPLETED TODAYTryouts for the University De¬bating Team will be held this after¬noon in Harper Assembly hall forthe candidates who were not heardyesterday.The schedule for today is as fol¬lows: 3:30 Paul Habergratz, 3:36M. Kaminsky, 3:42 Marjorie Miller,3:48 Peter Rozendal, 3:54 W. H.Winnett, 4:00 S. O. Lesser, 4:06Ralph Zimmerman, 4:12 Mayer Gold¬berg, 4:18 Andrew Steiger, 4:24 W.Frank Swift, 4:30 Kenneth Rayner,4:36 Max Swireir, 4:41 L. A. Dia¬mond, 4:48 Stuart Hertz, 4:54 R.B. Bragg, 5:00 C. W. Ooms, 5:06 D.L. Krooth, 5:12 Grier Patterson,5:18 Cirilo Manat, 5:24, A. H. Rich¬ardson, 5:30 M. R. Shafer, 5:36 Hor¬ace Smith.r iff . & 'SeTHE DAILY lV»AKOoN. WEDNL-DA i, wCTOBER 27.Utyp latlg MammFOUNDED IN 19WTHE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings,Winter and Spring <18.00 per year; by in aig% except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn.Quarters by The Dally Maroon Company. Subscription rates;ill, 81.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice. Chicago, Illinois. March 13.IS06. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this psperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenue■ eiephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel ..Women’s EditorLeo Stone ..Whistle EditorTom* Stephenson Sports EditorGeorge Jones News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield News EditorMadge Child Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKathryn Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor ^ Co8tigan -Sophomore AssistantBUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer Advertising Managere red Kretschmer ....Circulation Manager! Sence meme de la Liberte._Vox Popeditor s i\ote—'lias letter to theEditor from the father of an under¬graduate ably interprets the mindsof many students. We hope the fac¬ulty will read and heed:To the Editor of The Daily Maroon,University of Chicago.Permit me to express enthusiasticapproval of the great idea behind thenew day on your calendar—“Fath¬ers’ Day.”I had the good fortune to partici¬pate in the festivities Saturday andam frank to say that President Ma¬son and Mr. Stagg did great serviceto the institution in their after-din¬ner talks. Dr. Mason was very wisein attacking the most hurtful errorregaining the institution which hascome to my view: namely, “that theUniversity of Chicago cares only forthe Post-Graduate worker and letsthe Under-Graduate body take thecrumbs.” Mr. Stagg, likewise, show¬ed high sagacity in emphasizing thesense of fruition and the generalhappiness which every father feelswhen he sees his son or daughter be¬stowed under the care and tutelage jof j/our great Institution of Life, jLearning and Liberty of thought.“La Liberte de l’Erreur e’est l’Es- > R'ERICAN COUNCILAWARDS GRANTS TOSOCIAL SCIENTISTS-Faguet. iBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert Fisher...,— Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore AssistantMyron Fulrath Sophomore AssistantEd Woolf Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, Jr Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher. Sophomore AssistantSPIKING A RUMOR“ANCE AND FOR ALL, it is to be understood that there is no” thought of abolishing the undergraduate school.” Thusspake President Mason at the Fathers’ Day dinner the othernight, and he has since reiterated the same thought.In recent years both alumni and undergraduates have beenfearful that such an abolition might come about. Not that there wasany real basis for their fear—merely rumor, the great increase ingraduate enrollment, and the increases in undergraduate tuition. Thentoo, the faculty has at times seemed opposed to many of the phen¬omena which, here as elsewhere, characterize undergraduate life.With these facts known to everybody, the wild imaginations ofsome people went to work, constructing the theory that the powerstha1 be had decided upon a slow but sure freezing out of all under¬graduates. Of course, no sensible person believed in this theory.None the less, it is good to have a perfectly definite statement suchas President Mason's to refute them with.The recent renewal of interest in the undergraduate school, ac¬companied as it is by improvements in the curriculum, the intro¬duction of survey courses for underclassmen, and the revival offaculty interest in undergraduate activities, has helped to put anend to all such chatter as was responsible for the spreading of thisrumor.And now President Mason definitely spikes the rumor. Personally I feel that the Facultyof the University of Chicago is opento only one valid criticism: Men ofgreat and solid scholarship, thorough¬ly trained in the “Scientific Method,”vastly conscious of the paramountnecessity of maintaining an environ¬ment of intellectual freedom for ev¬ery student, your Faculty is too self-effacing, too modest, too little* in¬clined to give the student body thepowerful elan, the tremendous accel¬eration, the magisterial inspiration,of their personal enthusiasms oftheir personalities per se! they should“mix!”That I am a citizen of Chicago atall refers to a night forty six yearsago when Professor Richards of yourforerunner, “Chicago University,”came to a small town in Ohio tolecture a la Michael Faraday on “theWonders of Chemistry.” The person¬ality and charm of that man droveme through years of chemical studyand drew me to Chicago where Iwas sure I should find the spirit ofProfessor Richards in every depart¬ment of life and thought. And 1did: For I soon came into contactwith William Rainey Harper, J. Laur¬ence Laughlin, Goodspeed, Barrows,Walker, Ryerson, Hale, Burnham,Michelson and Millikan—men whohave fashioned the plastic clay ofEARN MONEY!with our Christmas Card AlbumWould you like to have moremoney for your college course? Youcan earn it quickly with our beauti¬ful album of greeting cards. Writeat once for full information and wewe will also send you our catalog ofgifts.BERTHA STUDIOSP. 0. Box 113 P. 0. Box 1064Springfield, Mass. Kansas City, MoSYMPHONYI OVERS of good music are numerous here at the University. Poten-** tial lovers of good music are innumerable. Yet good music isstrangely neglected.Every second Wednesday the best symphony orchestra in themiddle west performs for the delight of University people hereon our own campus. The University Orchestral Association actuallybrings into Mandel Hall the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, directedin person by Frederick Stock, to play the same splendid scores ofthe Friday and Saturday Orchestra Hall concerts.It is astonishing that campus people who search the downtownauditoriums for just such diversion will admit that they have neverbeen to a Mandel Hall concert. The setting and the atmosphere ofMandel Hall are ideal.The concerts need no advertising. They draw heavy crowds.But not student or not even University crowds. The afternoons ofthe concerts University Avenue and Fifty-Seventh Street are linedwith the expensive limousines of local music patrons. These peopleare venerable enough, no doubt, and much to be respeetd. But theconcerts are intended for University people.University people are missing something which would add im¬measurably to the whole of their life satisfactions. Drive There!“Getting on” in schoolor in life is snapping intothings. Get there—“classy-like”—for that date, gameor any engagement in anew Saunders car.For parties, out-of-towngames, etc., it’s cheaperthan rail. Come and go onyour own schedule. Newcars! Choose your model!SAUNDERS SYSTEMPHONE H. P. 21001121 E. 63rd St. Small gran's in aid of research inthe humanistic and social sciences willbe awarded to a limited number ofmature scholars by the AmericanCouncil of Learned Societies. Appli¬cants should be accomplished in scien¬tific methods of investigation, engagedin constructive projects or researchand in actual need of such aid. Lettersof request should be mailed not laterthan January 31 to Professor GuyStanton Ford, chairman of the Com¬mittee on Aid to Research, Universityof Minnesota. Minneapolis, Minn.The maximum amount of any sin¬gle grant cannot exceed $300. Onlyscholars who are citizens of the Unit¬ed States and who are permanentlydomiciled or employed therein may ap¬ply. Grants will not be awarded forthe purpose of aiding in the fulfill¬ment of requirements for an academicdegree. Previous award of a grantdoes not exclude an applicant fromconsideration a second time, nor doesit give him preference.The awards will he made by April1. 1927. Four professors of the Uni¬versity received grants in 1926. Prof.C. R. Baskervill was presented witha grant to aid in completing his his¬tory of English song drama. Prof. C.H. Beeson for his manuscripts of Lu¬pus of Ferrieres, Prof. W. A. Nitzefor collecting Brussels manuscript, andProf. D. H. Stevens to aid in the prep¬aration of the bibliography of Milton.Applications should he typewrittenon one side of the paper with the fullname of the entree and a concise de¬scription of his project.my soul—not by their learning, notby their Creek, Hebrew, Physics, As-trophysical research, molecular tri¬umphs—but by the supreme potencyof Personality, Humanism, Humorand Downright Character: by beingMEN!A Professor is good for the Stu¬dent and for the Student’s Fathernot for what he professes, not forwhat he knows, but for the sum totalof what he IS!Dr. Mason, Mr. Stagg and someothers seem to “sense” this criterionof their office at the University. Nextyear’s “Father Day,” I hope, willshow a great revival of Personalityat the University of Chicago.Yours truly,LOUIS ALBERT LAMB. What’s Ori TodayRomance club, at 8, in Cobb 315.Professor Elizabeth Wallace, Profes¬sor William A. Nitze and AssociateProfessir Rudolph Althrocchi willspeak on their experiences in Europe.El Circulo Espanol at 4 in IdaNoyes hall.“A Generalization of Taylor’s Ser¬ies” will be the subject of a lectureby D. V. Widder at the Mathematical club meeting at 4:30 in Ryerson 37.Zoology club, at 4:30, in Zoology 29.Scandinavian club will hold itselection of officers at 7:45 in IdaNoyes hall.St;|fion WLS will broadcast at 8 aconcert by the University choir fromMitchell Tower.Reports from the International Con¬gress of Philosophy will be read tothe Philosophy club at 8 in Classics 20.A FREE TRIP TOEUROPEor cash commissionsThe leading student tour organiza¬tion of America desires an agent onthis campus for the sale of its stud¬ent tours. Must be influenced atschool and have good personality.The person appointed will be substan¬tially aided by literature, advertising,etc., and have opportunity of joiningour permanent staff after graduation.Write fully toMISS ROSALIE WEILL2929 Broadway New York CityCrisp AlmondsCreamiest ChocolateNestlesMILK CHOCOLATEInchestin Cream.!9C.. |0C—PLA • N AND almond UNIVERSITY STUDENTSFountain Service and Light Lunches are best atWILLIAM’S CANDY SHOPSFresh Home Made CandiesCorner Fifty-fifth at University Avenue“HUSK” OHAREDance Music Harrison 0103ISCUITSade of real wholeat, crisp and appe-z|ng, nourishing andirgizing — that’s foodthought and exer-. For a good warmbreakfast on a real coldning trymREDDEDWHEATHEATED and COVEREDWITH HOT MILK or CREAMContains all the BRAN. PROTEINS, VITAMINSand other food elements that your bodycraves in balanced 100% digestible, reallydelicious form.Only takes a minute to prepare. Salt orsugar to taste and then sink your teeth intocrisp, chewey, luscious mouthfuls of Nature’s,finest food.Make a daily habit of just'two biscuits of ShreddedWheat and watch yourhealth and energy curve,,go up and stay up.7,MAKE IT A DAILY HABITFreshman athletesurged to come out forwrestling, swimmingand fencing. The Daily SPORTS L MaroonWednesday Morning October 27, 1926 Watch the L M.Schedules. Have yourorganizations out ontime!alpha delt-sigma nu blanket touchball opponentsMAROON GRIDDERSSTART TO CUBFROM LATE SLUMPFive Men Oui Because OfInjuries; Team Workson ShiftsIt seemed at practice last night asthough the Maroon team is really be¬ginning to climb out of its slump.Signs of the form which have in form¬er times made for champion teamsare beginning to show up iti spots.Coach Stagg is working hard to havethe new shifts perfected, and the' oldplays have been polished up.Greenebaum Shows WellThe coaches feel able for the firsttime, to pick a regular team for theweek. Greenbaum has been doinggreat work of late, at tackle, and if liekeeps it up he will start in the gameSaturday. The men who will prob¬ably start the Ohio State game are- follows: Apitz and Spence at theends. Wolf and Greenebaum tackles,Weislow and Cameron guards, andKen Rouse at center. In the backfieldStan Rouse will play left half andWally Marks or Anderson right half.Leyers will be at fullback, and Mc¬Donough at quarterback.Many InjuriesAnderson who hurt his knee in thePurdue game has not shown up forpractice as yet. Fouche is out with abad shoulder. McKinney came out forpractice yesterday for the first timesince he was hurt. Hocrger and Free¬man were out yesterday. Lewis is stillin bed.The team as a whole is workinghard and faithfully, and if determina¬tion counts for anything, Ohio Statewill not have an easy battle on itshands. Native Indians GiveStadium To HaskellFive thousand Indians will gath¬er at Lawrence, Kansas this weekto celebrate for four days the open¬ing of the stadium of the HaskellInstitute, a school for Indians. Thisstadium is the modern substitutefor the bloody battlefield of theirforefathers, and in the future theyounger generation of Indians willdo battle ehre, clothed in helmetand moleskin instead of paint andbreech-cloth,’Blackfoot Indians will come fromMontana and from other stateswill come the Sacs and Fox In¬dians, the Pottawatomies and theO sages.The Haskell Stadium cost ap¬proximately $200,000 and it wasbuilt purely with Indian money Mldonations from white men beingrefused.An elaborate program has beenarranged for the celebration. Onthe evening of Oct. 28, a huge In¬dian cast will present Hiawatha inthe stadium and native dancing con¬tests will occupy* the following eve¬ning.On the following day the stadiumwill be dedicated by a football gamebetween Haskell and BucknellUniversity.LIKENS STUDENT TOCHIMPANZEE IN SONG“In the days of the Chimpanzee” isthe name of a song just completed byM. .J Breen of the University physiol¬ogy department, known to the campusas physiology’s poet. Mr. Breen isthe author of a number of songs andpoems on subjects related to physiol¬ogy.Mr. Breen received his inspirationfrom observation of the customs of un¬dergraduates here, and the song has adistinctly satirical tone. He comparesmodern times with those of the pre¬historic past and finds that after allthey are essentially the same.The music is written in waltz time,and although not original, carries thewords very well. STATISTICS SHOWVALUE OF TANKCoach McGillivray of the swimmingteam, during one of his lengthy per¬usals of those impressive lookingdocuments commonly known a<saquatic notes, came upon an articlelast week that should of great inter¬est to the University students, infact it may become the basis of onemore big Chicago rushing point. Thisarticle was found in the municipalcode of the City of Cleveland. Itstated that whenever the number ofbathers exceeded one for every twen¬ty-five gallons of water, pools mustbe disinfected or emptiedAfter a great deal of intensive fig¬uring and tearing hair “Mac” final¬ly and proudly announced that liehad come to the conclusion that atthis rate one thousand people couldswim in Bartlett pool every hour orabout seven thousand in a day insteadof four hundred as they do now. Thereason for the immense increase lay¬ing in the fact that the tank isequipptd with one of the best cirdilation systems in the country.CLOTHES 1Ready-madeAnd Cut to OrderESTABLISHED ENGLISH UNIVERSITYSTYLES, TAILORED OVER YOUTHFULCHARTS SOLELY FOR DISTINGUISHEDSERVICE IN THE UNITED STATES.i i®Hotter HouseSuits and Overcoats*40, *45, *50 OHIO STATE WILLBRING POWERFULTEAM TO MIDWAYKarow and Two New BacksClark and Kruskamp, AreWilce AcesBy Bill HadfieldOhio State has an unusual and pow¬erful team this year but it will havea tough fight with the Maroons if re¬ports from the practice field have anyauthenticity. It is rumored that the Ma¬roon men are boiling over and fightingin practice with a zest that is worthyof a University of Chicago team. Butthe Ohioans have been tearing intotheir freshman team with such spiritthat it is. also rumored by those whohave seen the Buckeye practice, thattthe Maroon fight will be as straws inthe wind against them.New Backfield StarsHowever, the Maroons must realizethat Marty Karow, Ohio’s fullback isone of the hardest men in the Big Tento stop. Karow has not only shownhis ability to knife the center of theline, but lias demonstrated he canskirt the tackles and hold his own ina broken field. Ohio State has twoother regular backfield men who havenot been seen carrying the ball thisyear, but merely have been used asblockers, at which art they are excep¬tionally adept. This pair is Kruskampand Clark.Wilce Plans SurpriseA lot of people have looked atKruskamp’s oversize shoulders duringa game and wondered if he reallycould carry the ball if he were givena chance. Clark, too, never has givenmuch reason to believe that he’d bea terrible flop were he allowed to runwith the ball. Whether Dr Wilce willcontinue to play the game with twobacks as ball carriers and the othertwo as consistent blockers or spring asurprise and bring forth another ex¬pert ground gainer in either Krus¬kamp or Clark* is an extremely puz-zling question for the Maroons. Thirty HorseshoeTeams Battle Today.1:00—Phi Delta Theta vs.- Phi PiPhi. Delta Chi vs. Beta Theta Pi.Alpha Delta Phi vs. Lambda ChiAlpha. Delta Sigma Phi vs. ZetaBeta Tan. Psi Upsilon vs. SigmaChi..3:30—Phi Sigma Delta vs. TauDelta Phi. Chi Psi vs. Alpha TauOmega. Phi Gamma Delta vs. TauSigma Omicron. Delta Upsilon vs.Delta Tau Delta. Phi Kappa Psivs. Sigma Alpha Epsilon.4:00—Phi Kappa Sigma vs. DeltaKappa Epsilon. Acacia vs. TauKappa Epsilon. Phi Beta Delta vs.Pi Lambda Phi. Sigma Nu vs. Al¬pha Sigma Phi. Kappa Sigma vs.Kappa Nu.FROSH ATHLETESLIKE MINOR SPORTSAccording to Coach McGillivray,the men out for the Freshman Swim¬ming Team are a rather likely look¬ing crowd. However they need de¬veloping and have been practicingagainst the Varsity in many heatedwater polo games. Some of themhave never had an opportunity beforeto show what they could do and thetryouts last week were featured bysome astounding times. W. F. Sttphenson swims the iorty in 19.1, MaxWadley negotiates the hundred in 57,G. A. Keeder slips through the 400and 220 in time equal to that of theVarsity, and K. H. Bauer shows upvery well in he 200 breast strokt.Have Few WrestlersCoacr Vorres, of the wrestlingdepartment has only ten freshmenout and issues a call for thirty moremen. His main inducement is thattht men are divided into groups offour ranging in weight from 117 toover 175 pounds and this enableseven light men to win their num¬erals. Some of the best prospectsarc IVJikcsh, Hochstcdler, Cornell andMiller.The fencing department is pro¬gressing in fine style according toCoach Merrill. The Freshmen aregenerally better fchan in previousyears and the squad is somewhatlarger than before. Many of themen have had two or three yearsprevious work and this facilitatesmatters immensely.SENIORS!!CAP AND GOWNPHOTOGRAPHSMUST BE TAKENBEFORENOVEMBER 5th.M.Vt 1<■-'# fIf you wish your photograph in the Cap andGown you must have your sitting before No¬vember 5 th.MORRISON STUDIOOfficial Photographer64 W. Randolph St.Open Evenings till 9 o’clock Sunday 10 to 4 PELTS, DEKES, AND TAU PELTSFIGHT TO VICTORY IN CLOSE GAMES;NO FORFEITS TO MAR PLAYArmstrong Score Three Touchdowns For High PointHonors; Spectacular Runs AreNumerousSpectacular runs, catches, and pass¬es were the ordinary occurrences isyesterday’s list of touchball games. Allof the teams displayed amazing speedboth on the offense and the defense,and the perfection of .team work gaverise to a multitude of intricate playsand passes. Armstrong of Alpha DeltaPhi was the high point man of theday, scoring three touchdowns. Hisfeet was rivaled in brilliancy by a 70yard touchdown from the kick-off, ex¬ecuted by Widman of Sigma Nu.Tau Delts WinRepeatedly missing chances to scoreTau Delta Phi was still able to rollup a 12-0 score against Beta Theta Piin a Beta league contest. Leffmancrossed the line with the first TauDelt score in the first few minutes ofPlay, and the other marker was chalk¬ed up by S/old, the individual star ofthe game. The Betas presented a fairoffense, but a rather weak defense.In another Beta league tilt DeltaKappa Epsilon handed Delta Chi aclose 6-0 defeat. Tieko who starredthroughout the combat, snatched a longpass in the first quarter and scored thewinning touchdown. The teams dis¬played a speedy offense and both goalswere in constant danger.Alpha Delts StrongWith the scintillating Armstrongleading the way, Alpha Delta Phi wasable to pile up an easy 24-0 countagainst Phi Delta Theta. McRoy add¬ed one touchdown to Armstrong’s listof three, and joined with Gerhardtand Marsh as stars of the Alpha at¬tack. The Phi Delts showed littlepower and could not withstand theteam work of the victors. margin, they were required to main¬tain a tight defense. Priess proved tobe a very versatile star in the victor’soffense, and it was his passing andkicking which lead to the touchdown.Crawford put up a fine defensive gamefor the losers.The final contest of the day was alsoone with a rather lopsided score. TauSigma Omicron fell before the power¬ful Sigma Nus to the tune of 24-0.With Widman starring in the attackand being able to get away with a“Red” Grange feat, the Sigs had littletrouble in crossing the goal line. Cur¬tin, Barker and Price all helped Wid¬man along, and registered one markerapiece.Tarpon SponsorsUnique Swim-festTarpon will give a swimming exhi¬bition in Ida Noyes pool Friday, De¬cember 17. Emmorette Dawson, gen¬eral director, is being assisted byLouise Majonnier, who is in chargeof the costumes, and Irene Althiede,chairman of the decorations.Delta Tau Delta and Phi Sigma Del¬ta engaged in a close combat whichresulted in the Delts taking the longend of a 6-0 score. The great num¬ber of intercepted passes put bothteams in positions to score, and aftera long pass from Edelstein to Cap hadgiven the Delta Taus their winning The exhibition will be an aquaticversion of an old Indian legend. “Bygiving such a demonstration each quar¬ter, the club hopes to promote interestin water sports among the women ofthe university,” said Harriet Ray, pres¬ident. In regard to the exhibition Mrs.Katherine Whitney Curtis, swimminginstructor said, “No other collegeswimming club for women can equalTarpon in the finish and skill of itsexhibits.”SOONCURFEW EATSSandwiches at Houses ofResidence9:30 P. M. - 11:30 P. M.NiofuLjor a. fiarti/’AND—Right here you will find tally and place cards - Dec¬orations - Homs - Masks - Crepe Papers - Confetti anda score of things that will help to make your party asuccess.WOODWORTH’S BOOK STORE1311 E. 57th St OPEN EVENINGS\ „■_ <r 4** \\ 1 1-.Page Four THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 27, J 926'WbisfleSTUDY OF A MIND(To my friend, G. P.)Hip mind is like a kitchen sink—('do not squirm at the term)'Collecting the residue and scum(unlike you, it is true)From life’s dishwater as it flowsOver the dishes of experience—After a meal of the gods—whoknows?Cock roaches that are regretsCome up the drain—grisley pets—To feed on the refuse that isthought ....—AtlasCONTRARY to some opinion, al¬low us to reassure the campus thatthe reason we are not repeating ourlast year’s debate with Cambridge iscertainly not because our Adminis¬tration fears that the visitors willbring any of these Oxford bags!Now, Now, Isn’t That Bad Form?Dear Sir:Personally. I think that the onlyreason the Mortar Boards put ontheir act for the Father’s and Son’sbanquet was because they wanted toshow their pins!—Bert. .SAYS the Desert Wolf—“Our ideaof a lazy man is one who pretendshe’s tight so his fraternity brotherswill put him to bed!”AN UNINTERESTING BOOK ISONE WHICH HAS NOTHING IN ITTO READ THAT YOU SHOULDN’T!AT ILLINOIS, in addition to pick¬ing on our Georgie Morgenstern, theDaily Illini introduces something elsevia their column, The Campus Scout.This time, it seems, we have arousedtheir heavy petulance and bitter sa¬tire by our exceedingly selfish allott-ment of the tickets for the Chi-Illinigame. We hardly feel it necessary tomake a retort to these uncharitablegestures on their part, but we dowarn them that we will not be re¬sponsible in later years for any mis¬directions their departed souls maytake as a result of the displeasure ofSt. Peter, Gabriel, and the otherloyal Chicago Alumni! !WELCOME MEATPACKERS!Today our campus swarms withpackers,Welcome them with loud hurrahs!Find out how they raise our RoastI Beef,From the talks of Swift and Dawes.Corner them and make them tell usWhy, when cows aren’t feeling able,They are shot and. parcel-postedTo our frat-house eating table?Some Social NotesSweet Sir:Strangely enough, Notre Dame andNorthwestern went to the same placeto give vent to their feelings afterthe game Saturday night. One crowdhilarious over the victory, the othersteeped in gloom (pardon the trite¬ness) and yet both were at the in¬evitable Dill Pickle, inevitably tight!Ha-ha, Turk, they were so pollutedthat each forgot which had won, andin fact, if I mistake me not, rootedthe wrong school. But anyway, youimay take this from a female, North¬western boys sail under the weathermuch more gracefully than NotreDame.—Cynical SophieNOW that Morgenstern speakswhat of it, why don’t the fraternitiesadopt a system similar to that em¬ployed in the Major league base¬ball teams? After all, it isn’t par¬ticularly just that certain housesshould have the monopoly on certainbrands of freshmen talent. With afiuitable system of waivers and tradestt might be possible for the boys toput across some big frosh deals—pne potential Phi Bete for two base¬ball players,—two numeral men forl futcoated specimen; a lad, withfamily, who can wash windows, forgqy with a wide acquaintanceshipin high school rushing circles, and adinfinitum.’. —TERRIBLE TURK WAR GOD NEARS EARTHBUT STILL RET AINSITS SECRETS(Continued from page 1)turbance on the planet give us onlya flickering image and destroy anypossibility of learning whether or notlife exists there. The appearance of airwithin the last hour blurs the surfaceof the body beyond hope of observation.”A scuffle in the background — thenewspaper men are gone, and the stillten silhouettes on the platform areleft alone with their twenty-ton cylin¬der of steel gazing sleeplessly at thetruant star. Professor Edwin B.Frost, director of the observatory,does not stop to think of the timesthat his now unseeing eyes havepenetrated the lenses but work untir¬ingly through the eyes of his assistants.“If we can get three clear nightsduring this opposition.” ProfessorGeorge Vanbiesbroeck declared, “weshould get several new views of theplanet. Our only hope lies in the useof a metallic mirror which will beutilized as a huge reflecting telescope.”Abandon HopesAlthough the planetograph recentlycompleted by Professor Frank Roseat Mt. Wilson observatory will bemounted today', all hopes of findingevidences of life such as is known onthe earth has been abandoned by as¬tronomers.“It is due to the rainy eqinocialseason on the planet that, if thereshould be such a thing as intelligentlife on the planet, the inhabitantswould have to commute from thenorth to the south poles twice a year,”said Professor Frost. “A hurried tripacross the Martian equator, which hasan average temperature of about 60degrees at noon and 100 degrees be¬low zero at night.” would be neces¬sary.”The temperate zone of the war godplanet offers more tolerable climaticconditions, according to ProfessorFrost, but the American would find itcomfortable to make a speedy dashfrom the northern part of the planetto the southern at the outset of win¬ter, after the fashion of the goldenplover.. In order to maintain life onMars the human would have to equiphimself with lungs to breath air thir¬ty times more rarified than that on ahigh mountain peak.More than one hundred photographsare to be made during this opposition,one of the longest and most favorablein the annals of astronomy. The pho¬tographers hope to traverse the entirearc of the sky, and are bent on pro¬ducing vastly better results than theydid in 1924, when the planet paid itslast fly-by-night visit.The next few days may give birthto many startling revelations. But thegolden moment—11 p. m., October 26,1926—is no more. And the playthingof the skies— tonight within a stone’sthrow of 42.000,000 miles front theearth—has melted into the infinite forperhaps 42.000,000 years.Opened August 5thTHE UTMOST SATISFACTIONof home life with hotel servicecan be had as reasonably as$10-15 per week. No extrascharge for 2 persons. Everyroom with private bath tub andshower.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Avenue - ChicagoDorchester 4100^Jhe largest sellingquality pencilin the worldBuyadozen \ Superlative in quality,the world-famousVENUSPENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.Plain ends, per dot. $ 1.00Rubber ends, per dor. 1.20oAt all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave.. N. Y. CLASSIFIEDFOR SALE—Beautiful Civit catfull length coat Like new. Rea¬sonable. H. P. 8379.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 Ingleside1, 2, and 3 room housekeeping suites.Sleeping rooms. Large room; twinbeds, two wdndows, large comfortablechairs, siudy table and lamps, $7.50.Housekeeping suite, two rooms, kit¬chenette and porch, $1LFOR RENT — Attractive frontroom near University. Ready for im¬mediate possession. Rent reasonable.R. R. Yeron, 5433 Greenwood, Dor.9571.FOR RENT—1009 F.. 60th Street,third. Large front room. Suitable 2.Ideal for students. Reasonable Callafternoons or evenings.CHEVROLET COUPE. 1924. Exc.cond. Bargain. Must sell. Call ownerHyde Park 8094.FOR RENT—At 5417 Ingle¬side—Sun parlor room nicely furnish¬ ed. In a small private family. CallDorchester 4836 before 1 p. m. and af¬ter 7 p. m.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.LARGE FRONT ROOM FORRENT—Steam heat. Double or single.Nicely furnished. Call evenings. 5816Harper, Fairfax 8384.FOR RENT—6023 Kenwood Av¬enue, 2 rooms, kitchenette. Newly fur¬nished, light, airy.WANTED—Students to sell Christmas cards. Liberal commission. Asfor Mr. Chumley, Woodworth’s BookStore ,1311 E. 57th Street.FOR SALE — Three-piece walnutduofold set. mahogany library table,writing desk. Good condition. 5327Ellis Avenue, Hyde Park 3557.LOST— A wrist watch; a whitegold Gruen, with a pearl strap. Rewardassured. Return to the informationoffice.National Theatres CorporationCAPITOLHabted at 79*!: St.THERE HE GOESRED GRANGEThe Galloping Ghost- - IN - -“ONE MINUTE TO PLAY”A Romantic Football Story with all the Spice and Pep of theCampus.- - ON THE STAGE - -AL SHORTand His Boys“COLLEGE DAYS”A Red Hot Rah Rah Syncopation Stage Show.With a Cast of 50 Campus Sheiks and Shebas. Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, PresidentWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Prcs.C A. EDMONDS. Vice-Pres.B. G. GRAFF, Vice-Prcs. V. R. ANDERSON, CashierERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierHOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierD. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorC. S. MACAULAY, Trust OfficerSISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable D’Hote Lunches andDinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIALAUTO STORAGEIGREASING OILINGWASHINGAccessories - Tire RepairGasoline and OilI . • iUNIVERSITY AUTO GARAGENearest to the Campus1169 East 55th StreetPhone Hyde Park 4599Have You Seen TheNewest ?ffiaiiriii (£afr79th and HALSTED STREETSCOLLEGE NIGHT — FRIDAYirresistible musicr vb'oONO COVER CHARGE fcAL TAMM NHOTELSHERMANEntrance thru123 W. Lake St.or from Mezzanine Floorof Hotel ShermanOPEN NIGHTLYNine until twoPOPULAR PRICESCouvert One Dollar and taxSATURDAY 10-4* Couvert Three dollars and taxFeaturingJACKCHAPMANand hieORCHESTRAand a gorgeous girl revue