Juniors elect inChapel today —Seniors tomorrow. )t 29atlp JWarooti Fraternities planspecial affairs forFathers* Day.Vol. 27. No. 14 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. WEDNESDAY. OCTOBER b*f 1926 Price Five CentoWHAT OFIT?fyGen&Motgenstm SOPHS ELECT BOB McKINLAYUNIVERSITY MANIS NEW ILLINOISCOLLEGE DEANFormer University DeanAccepts NewPositionThe world is full of trusting souls.One of the most common types is theboy who still thinks that there is athrill in seeing one’s stuff in print.“Doesn’t a feeling of elation surgeover you.” he asks, “when your stuffcomes out in the paper every morn¬ing? It mu»t be awfully thrilling tobe in the public eye.” No doubt it is,but I put the sensation on somewhatthe same level as eating my morninggrape-fruit. Interesting for a min¬ute or so, but it’s soon over and Igo about the regular business of theday without further thought of it.And so with the column.* * * *Sometimes. I admit, I do feel alittle surge in my otherwise ratherdrab spirits. Looking over the col¬umn in the morning, I say to myselfon these occasions, “Not bad; I won¬der if it'll get a rise out of anyone?”This act of mine is something likethat which Mr. Nick Kutsch, the em¬inent Iowa halfback, is accustomedto pull in the qorner drug store out inIowa City. Mr. Kutsch first orders alemon coke, next pulls a tremendousbundle of out-of-town papers out ofhis overcoat pocket, and then goesthrough said papers, looking for pic¬tures or articles in which the nameKutsch is glorified. Whenever Mr.Kutsch is successful in his quest, hetears out the article, takes a sip ofhis coke, and grunts with satisfaction“Huh! that’s me!”—holding the clip-i service on the University fac- Fathers Will Sit in “C” SectionProfessor William D. MacClintock,formerly dean at the University ofChicago, has been appointed ActingDean at Illinois College to succeed thelate Dean George H. Scott.Professor MacClintock is an alum¬nus of Kentucky Wesleyan Collegeand also of the Union TheologicalSeminary of New York Cit>\ He didhis post graduate work at Johhs Hop¬kins University and studied duringthree years in the British Museum inLondon. His field of work is F. ig-lish.On First Chicago FacultyHe was one of the original facultycalled to the University of Chicagowhen President William Rainey Har¬per organized that institution in 1892.He served successively as assistantprofessor of English, associate profes¬sor and full professor. For seventeenyears, from 1892 to 1909, he acted asDean of the Junior College, havingunder his special charge the freshmenand sophomore classes of the LiberalArts College.It happens that he had retired fromping up before him. I make this an¬alogy because it is always my customto practice candor in this column, andbecause the comparison occurs to me.* * * *I never, however, let my enthusi¬asm over my own stuff run very far.I should say that, fts a column con¬ductor, I am less arrogant than thegeneral run. I know that, at best,the stuff that I write is not so good.Nothing in a newspaper is, for it isthe naturq^of journalism to be cheap,and it is not within the means ofjournalism to attempt to pass itselfoff as literature.* * *Mr. Phillip Allen, the professor,in one of his celebrated heart-to-heart talks with me recently, broughtup some very interesting opinionson the subject of newspaper writing.“I once wrote a paper on a certainsubject,” said Mr. Allen, “and thatpaper gave me a considerable reputa¬tion in certain quarters. Yet, I nev¬er have been ashamed of anything Ihave ever done so much as I waswith that piece of work. My friend,Prof. Manly, had the courage to tellme what he thought of that paper.‘Phil’, he said, ‘some of that stuffwas the best that has ever been writ¬ten on that subject. Some of it,even, was the best that was everwritten on any subject. But the rest—are you ready? Well, if I couldwrite like you did in part of that pa¬per, I would either write that wayALL the time, or I'd keep my mouthforever shut’. And that’s the waywith lots of newspaper stuff—verygood part of the time, and blatherthe rest. And that’s the way withnewspaper writers—some of them.There’s Arthur Brisbane, a dunghillof genius. He’s made six milliondollars, and who cares? And there’sthe danger of newspaper stuff—that you write stuff that’s good partof the time and so-so the rest, andnever stuff that’s first rate ALL thetime. It’s rtR right to write a polumn.Do it now because you have nothingbetter to do, but get out of it sometime, and try to do something that’sall of it good.”* * * *Good counsel, and I shall keep itin mipd as I go pounding on. Someday, perhaps ulty last June but still being in veryvigorous health, he accepted the invi¬tation from the Trustees of IllinoisCollege to serve as Acting Dean andActing Professor of English duringthe present year. Professor MacClin¬tock will probably not offer anycourses in English the first semesterbut will probably offer an electivecourse at the beginning of the secondsemester.Takes Up Duties SoonHe is well known as a teacher andlecturer in the field of English liter¬ature. He has lectured occasionallyin Jacksonvile, appearing a fewyears ago in the Lecture Course ofthe Woman’s College.It is expected that Professor Mac¬Clintock will go within a very fewdays to begin his duties at the Col¬lege.This appointment was made by t':>eTrustees at a special meeting held atthe president’s house last Mondayevening. Tuach’s Bad EyeCame PeacefullyFor the sole purpose of allayingthe many more or less vague ru¬mors floating around the campusconcerning Bill Tuach’s bandagedeye, the Maroon herewith presentsthe first specifically correct accountof the incident. The bandage wascalled into use, not as concealmentfor the result of an altercation, notto hide the work of some ambushedbed-post, but merely to give rest toa carbon-infected eye.While on a geology trip with Dr.Noe somewhere south of Verona,the wind blew a bit of stray carbonfrom Tuach’s lamp into his eye andinfection was the result. At thepresent writing, he is reported to beresting as easily as it is possible towith one eye and a half barredfrom normal usage.COMPLETE WORKFOR HONOR BALLTickets Available ForShoreland AffairTraditional LanternParade to Climax1926 FrosK FeteFreshman Frolic for entering womenand their upperclass councilors will heheld Friday from 7 to 9 in the thea¬ter and sun-parlor of Ida Noyes hall.The women will get acquainted asthey dance to the strains of a selectorchestra of well-known campusplayers. After partaking of refresh¬ments, the women will be furnishedwith lanterns, and the traditionallantern parade will commence. Fromthe President’s house, the group willprpceed to other places of interest oncampus. The first dance of the social sea¬son, given by Score Club and Skulland Crescent Friday, October 29,from 9 to 1 in the ballroom of theShoreland Hotel, is only a little overa week off. Preparations for the an¬nual pledge dance are about complete.Following the announcement of theorchestra yesterday, WalterFord’s ofthe Trianon, tickets were placed onsale and final arrangements made withthe management of the Shoreland Ho¬tel to insure a great “blowoff’’ forthe gala affair. DAUGHTERS ANDSONS DINE WITHFATHERS IN GYMFootball Tickets NowSale at Office inStadium OnFathers who come to the campusSaturday are to have seats in the stu¬dent “C” section, Coach .Alonzo A.Stagg announced yesterday. This willenable them to sit with their sons anddaughters.Letters have Keen received from fa¬thers in nearly every state in the Un¬ion by Clyde Keutzer, chairman of thecommittee in charge of Fathers’ Dayprogram. Yesterday he received ac¬ceptances from Massachusetts, Texas,Missouri, Iowa, and Kansas. He alsoreceived many telegrams and tele¬phone calls.Have Dinner In BartlettBecause so many fathers intend tdattend the program Saturday the din¬ner that night will be held in Bartlettgymnasium instead of in the Reynoldsclub as was planned previously. Theprice of the dinner will be $1.50 perplate and will be served to the fathersand their sons and daughters. Ticketsfor the dinner will be sold at the door.Seats for the Chicago-Purdue gamewere put on sale this morning in the(Continued on page 4) “Kid” Snubs Meat;Makes Marks FishFor tht past few days, WallieMarks, football captain and hero,of the gridiron, has been side¬stepping' the campus cops. Thereason for Wallie’s apparent bash¬fulness is obvious ot those whoknow the facts.The alligator, which the captainof the Florida team presented toMarks before the game with the“Tornado Boys,” politely but firm¬ly refuses to eat ordinary meat—he must have his daily fish.Consequently, Wallie has beenforced to frequent the neighbor¬hood of Botany pond, much to theannoyance of its piscatorial inhab¬itants.Phoenix FootballNumber FollowsGame With IlliniYEAR BOOK EDITOROFFERS REDUCTION;REQUESTS PICTURESWyvern to EntertainClub Pledges at TeaWyvern announces a tea for allpledges of the women’s clubs Fridayat 3 in Ida Noyes hall. Wyvern isthe first this year to entertain the clubpledges. It is an annual custom forthe pledges of the various clubs toentertain the other pledges and it ishoped with the large number of Wy¬vern pledges the affair will be evenmore successful than usual. Subscriptions for the Cap andGown may be obtained from saleswom¬en around campus or at the Cap andGown office in Lexington Hall. Theprice, now four dollars, will be raisedto five dollars in the spring.Mr. Scholz, editor of the publica¬tion, i^ated that the book will be larg¬er this year, having more featuressuch as the snapshot section. Seniors,clubwomen and fraternity men areurged to have their pictures taken atthe Morrison Studios, 64 W. Randolph.Seniors must have their pictures in byNovember fifth, while the deadline forall others is November fifteenth.Y. W. ELECTS TWOWOMEN ON CABINETIrma Stadter, head of the Industrialcommittee, and Frances Holt, head ofthe World Fellowship committee,were elected members of the Y. W.C. A. cabinet on Monday.Women are needed to assist with theclub work, recreation, cooking classes,game room, and handcraft at the Uni¬versity settlement. Mona Flanders, achairman of settlement committee,says there are positions open for twen¬ty women. Anyone interested is ask¬ed to report to the Y. W. C. A. of¬fice for information in regard to hoursof work.Plans were discussed for coopera¬tion with the two National StudentSecretaries, Miss Breedin and MissBurgess. Coming at the height o^ the foot¬ball season, between the Illinois andWisconsin games, the second numberof the Phoenix this quarter to appearNovember 11 promises to overflowwith dissertation on the great collegi¬ate sport.The football number, following awell received and successful Fresh¬man issue, will be published by a morefully organized staff and will betterdisplay what the campus may expectthis year for its digest of humor, ac¬cording to the editors.Deadline October 25Contributions for the magazine mustbe in before October 25, the announce¬ment states. Serious work as well asart and humorous articles, are solicit¬ed.The staff is not yet complete andthose interested in imitating the greathumorists of the ages or in surpassingtheir efforts may be able to find a me¬dium of expression in the Phoertix.As to the business end of the mat¬ter, sYeswomen will be required to re¬port early on the date of publicationto receive their magazines. Good ad¬vertising men in need of jobs will findthe coffers of the Phoenix ready to re¬ceive the fruit of any efforts that theyput fofth. MAKE FRIENDS,GAP MEN TOLDDirectors Outline DutiesTo Candidates ECKART CHOSENVICE - PRESIDENTIN CLASS^VOTINGThomas Chosen Treasurer;Dorothy SylvesterSecretaryJunior class elections will takeplace in chapel today. Those whodo not attend may vote at the bal¬lot box in Cobb Hall.Five new Freshman acquaintances aday for six days is the newest task as¬signed to the candidates for the GreenCap club.At the circle yesterday noon, theFrosh discovered not only that theymust begin to know each other, butthat they must know all of the Uni¬versity traditions this week. Theywill also be responsible for the chalk¬ing of the “C" on the stadium.Upperclassmen, directing the club,emphasized the fact that streamers'must be kept parallel to the groundand announced that stunts would beprepared to be put on by the fresh¬men between the halves of the foot¬ball games.OUTLINE YEAR’S‘Y’ PROGRAM ATFIRST MEETINGUse Candy MoneyFor C. & A. WorkProceeds of the candy and sand¬wich counter operated by Comad mem¬bers in the Commerce and Adminis¬tration lobby are to be used to helpfinance the University Journal of Bus¬iness and Commerce and Administra¬tion dances during the year. The coun¬ter has been recently opened, and theattendants donate their services. Approval of a complete program for1927 for the Young Men’s ChristianAssociation was reached last night bythe committee of management includ¬ing some of the best known men inthe University faculty. The group metfor dinner in Hutchinson’s Commonsand planned a program reaching ev¬ery class of University students.Donald P. Bean, E. A. Burt, Wal¬ter Dorn, Charles W. Gilkey, C. T.Goodspeed, F. A. Kingsbury, ShailerMathews, N. C. Plimpton, TheodoreG. Soares, Amos Alonzo Stagg, DavidH. Stevens, John F. Moulds, AlbertW. Sherer and Fred H. Tracht werepresent to discuss the welfare of thestudent. Robert McKinlay was chosen yes¬terday as Sophomore class presidentby nearly a two to one majority overFred Mudge. Charlotte Eckart re¬ceived the vice-presidency, defeatingEllen Hartman by a 240 to 179 votelead. In the run for treasurer, PerryThomas defeated Randolph Alford 291to 127, while Dorothy Sylvester, hav¬ing no competition, was awarded sec¬retarial honors.Four hundred ninety-one votes wereconsidered valid, several ballots havingbeen destroyed because they werenot completely filled out.List ActivitiesIn his one year at school here. Mc-Kinlay’s scholastic record has been ex¬ceptional. An honorary scholarshipwas awarded him for his Sophomoreyear. Last year he made Green Capand Blackfriars, also securing for him¬self Sophomore positions in other ac¬tivities. He is a Daily Maroon circu¬lation manager, a member of theHouse committee of the Interscholas¬tic, and chairman of the Refreshmentcommittee of the Interfraternity Ball.He is also a member of Delta Upsilon.Charlotte Eckart is a member of theSign of the Sickle, Mirror and Sigma.Thomas ReelectedPerry Thomas was last year’sFreshman class treasurer and a mem¬ber of the Freshman council. He hasbeen admitted to Score club and ison the Cap and Gown. He is a mem¬ber of Phi Kappa Psi.Dorothy Sylvester was on the Fresh¬man class Council; she held the officeof Federation sponsor, played in lastyear’s production of the Mirror, andsecured for herself a position on theCap and Gown. Miss Sylvester is amember of Chi Rho Sigma.BROADCAST DARROWTOMORROW EVENINGClarence Darrow, famous criminallawyer is listed as one of the speakerswho will broadcast over WMAQ onthe Wednesday programs. The lecturesare sponsored by Northwestern Uni¬versity and the Chicago Daily Newsin conjunction with contemporarythought courses given at the Evans¬ton school.Other noted people on these middleweek programs are W. L. Lewis, in¬ventor of Lewisite gas; Edwin E. Slos-son, author and director of ScienceService at Washington, D. C, JaneAddams, settlement worker and ZonaGale .author and educator. Federation WomenDiscuss Value ofCampus ActivitiesAre activities socially valuable wasthe question discussed at an openingmeeting of Federation last night at 7in the library of Ida Noyes hall. Thegeneral opinion was that activities oncampus are a valuable experience anda necessary part of college life.Women’s activities at the Universitywere considered from various angles.The question was raised, are there toomany activities, or are the activitiesnot presented to the women in sucha way as to create an interest in them?A lack in some respect was feltBranches of women’s activities wereexplained for the benefit of incomingstudents.Masons On CampusTotal Fifty ThreeFifty-three members of the Masonicorder representing sixteen states haveregistered in the information officesince the beginning of the autumnquarter.C. H. Huger registers himself ascoming from Prague, while John Yat-(Continued on page 4)IPage Two— .b==©4? Sattg Maroon THE DAILY MAROON, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1926—FOUNDED IN 1001THE OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY 0* CHICAGOPublished morning*, except Saturday, StWinter and Spring quarters by The Dally•8.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra.8nnday and Monday, during the Autumn,Maroon Company. SubscriptionSingle copies, fire cents eacb.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Poetoffiee, Chicago, Illinois, March 18.1000. under the act of March 3, 1873.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialappearing in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 EUis AvenueTelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Krcines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITOWAL departmentRuth G. Daniel- Women’s EditorLeo Stone...- Whistle EditorTom Stephenson.. —Sports EditorGeorge Jones —News EditorGeorge L. Koehn News EditorA1 Widdifield.- News EditorMadge Child. ...Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day EditorMilton Mayer Day EditorStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor BUSINESS DEPARTMENTCharles J. Harris Advertising Manager. Eld red Neubauer ....Advertising ManagerFred Kretschner Circulation ManagerAuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantRobert Massey— Classified Adv. Mgr.Robert KleinEd Woolf Sophomore AssistantHarry E. Axon, JrDonald GallagherDan CoetiganTHE CLASSESAT THE end of this week twelve new class officers will be recov¬ering from first numbing shock of victory and will be wonder¬ing what they are going to do about their new responsibilities. Atleast eleven of them, we will wager, entered the race and election¬eered their respective heads off without the slightest forethoughtabout what duties and privileges were involved in the business ofrunning a class.They are full of good resolves, we know, and full of energy,we hope. Just what they intend to do with their energy and theirhope is the problem.Class consciousness has never been sharp at the University ofChicago. Our observation has been that the average student inchapel can look around and count the faces of about twenty ac¬quaintances and ten friends. The feeling that the chapel, congre¬gation is composed entirely of classmates is utterly lacking.Here, we think, is a problem to engage the hope and the en¬ergy of the new officers. If there is any justification for the existenceof a class organization it is that the organization will make the peoplein the classes better friends.Here is a field for unlimited effort. Heads of classes in thepast have reported that the business of making classmates friendsis not an easy one. Class functions have been almost uniformly slimin attendance, partly because they have advertised inadequately,partly because they have been uninteresting events and partly be¬cause the promoters of such functions have had little class loyaltyto top.The new officers, we hope, will not look upon their respectivevictories as mere evidences of personal popularity. There is a taskfor them to accomplish. Let them attack it with vigor.PLEDGE DANCE APPROACHESSCORE CLUB and Skull and Crescent shake hands and pat oneanother on the back. '’We don’t believe they even fought as towho would sell tickets at the door on the night of their jointly givenpledge dance. Have they just become friends for the moment, sothat a "bigger and better" dance can be given or are the natures ofsophomores being metamorphosed. "Things have changed since Iwas in school," says the old grad when he hears of the corruptionof the spirit of the Rotary. ffl ffl ffl fflThe black shield of Score club with its golden XX’s will notlock horns with the glowering Skull and gleaming crescent. Theywill hang side by side and the athlete with the adhesive tape on histhigh will count proceeds with the fellow who has tea-leaves on hislip.For a long time there has been drifting rumors as to an elimina¬tion of one or the other of the two sophomore honor societies. Whichone it would be no one has dared conjecture. In fact it has evenbeen said that there was no need for two organizations. There waslogic in the line of thought. The rivalry between the two organiza¬tions grew warm. But now this platonic turn of events I What doesit mean? Dare we suggest that it appears as if the two organiza¬tions would join forces? Does it look as if the two would combinewithout pressure? We wonder. Sidelights OnThe SymphonyBy Pearl BloomfieldIf the initial performance of theChicago Symphony Orchestra is atall indicative of the music we areto hear during the rest of its pro¬grams, it Is safe to predict a brilliantmusical season. ’ The orchestra issurer of itself, if anything—moreperfect technically and expressional-ly. And the selection of numbers—one critic has said that a symphonyorchestra is nothing but a museumof old masters. What would thiscritic say about a program in whichStawinski, Cesar Franck and Boro¬din are represented?Mr. Stock opened the orchestra’sperformance yesterday afternoonwith Weber’s Overture “Der Frei-scutz” in commemoration of the hun¬dred anniversary of the death of thecomposer. The selection, based uponan old German legend, was perfect¬ly presented with all of the compos¬er’s infinitely varied rhythm, his in¬telligence and imagination. Fromthe very beginning, the activities ofthe horn transport us to the mysteri¬ous world of fairies, elves andgnomes, and it is this instrument andBe our agent at the University of Chi¬cago and be independent. Big Money inpennants, pillows, banners, etc. Everystudent buys. A big line and a biggerdemand. Liberal proposition. We financeyou. Write for free details today.BRADFORD & COMPANY, Ine.St. Joseph, Mich. the clarinet that carry on the poetictimbre.The Franck “Symphony in B Min¬or” was a physical and emotionalstrain. With its haunting openingtheme recurring again and again incanons and inter-related keys untilone gnashes one’s teeth at its suddenpresentation “in the nude,” yet isavid for more and more; the breath-takingly abrupt changes in rhythm,the constant modulation and varia¬tion—the symphony is enough in it¬self for a complete program. Straw-inski’s “L’Oisseau de Feu” is a diz¬zying adventure into the land ofPhantasmagoria. The orchestra in¬terpreted brilliantly the uproajr andconsequent crescendo of frenzy whenthe monstrous figure of Kastchei ap¬pears; the climax of the Russian fairy tale, the Fokine scenario ofwhich inspired Strawinski. With thenext movement, the almost incongru¬ous Berceuse, half the audience wastaking the whole number as a hu¬morous bit while a few were strain¬ing forward, swayed by the weirdrhythmv The “Dance from Prince Igor”brought back to me a scene which Ihad the good fortune to witness lastyear in a Parisian cafe. A troupe oftravelling Russians were interpreting in their own way Borodin's music.The barbarian lack of restraint, theabandon suited perfectly the nowlanguorous, now passionate music,pulsing with rhythm, so admirablyadapted to dancing. It was a realpleasure to be lost again in thatglorious abandon.We are glod to have Mr. Stock andhis orfhestra back with us, and hap¬pier to find his programs such musi¬cal feasts.Making Progress In SchoolCalls for a sturdy well nourished body. Students need thefull advantage of a quart a day of Borden’s Selected Milk.It is the most in pure food for the least money.BORDEN’SFarm Products Co. of Ill. Franklin 3110Superlative in quality,the world-famousl/ENUSV PENCILSgive best service andlongest wear.$1.001.20Plain ends, per dor.Rubber ends, per dor.cAt all dealersAmerican Lead Pencil Co.220 Fifth Ave.,N.Y. MIDWAY BOOTERY936 E. 55th StreetSpecialUniversity offer tostudents10% DiscountWe Carry a Complete Line of High Grade Shoes.R. ROSENSTOCK, Prop.Smart Sports dresses* reproduced from Paris models, made of fine materialswith superior tailoring—these are to be found in our new “Marfield” Room.They are the kind of sports apparel which will appeal to the girls who wantthings that are unusual and exclusive.The prices, for the quality they represent, are extremely reasonable,beginning at $35. Other models besides those illustrated.“"SS* nSSrsfiS sE£«£V.kmMARSHALL NELLI COMPANYTouch ball teamsdemonstrate superiorityof forward pass game.Wednesday MorningThe Daily SPORTS MaroonOctober 20, 1926 Swim team looks for¬ward to successful sea¬son.TOUCHEALL GAMES FAST; GOLF TOURNEY OPENS TODAYDEKES, PHI GAMS, PI LAMBDA PHI,DELIS, AND PHI BETA DELTA TAKESNAPPY GAMES BY DECISIVE SCORESSpectacular Passes and Long Runs Feature HardKeyed Up By Winter Weather; IndividualPlayers Star PlayThe first cool breezes of winter thatstarted to blow about the campus ye*terday must have wdrked on the touch-ball players in some subtle way, forthe league games were as nippy and assnappy as the breezes themselves. Themen seemed to be up on their toes atall times, ready to take advantage ofevery break of the game. The resultwas a series of fast, exciting gameswith long runs and spectacular passes,most of which were quite unexpected¬ly, completed. The most popularplace on the lot, though, seemed to bethe empty field next to the 59th Streetcourts where an enormous bon-fireblazed merrily.Phi Betes WinPhi Beta Delta started off the af¬ternoon’s contests with a 12 to 6 vic¬tory over Phi Delta Theta. The PhiDelts made their tally after a seriesof short passes one of which Metzelfinally carried over for a touchdown.S. R. Blankenstein of the Phi B. D.’smade a pretty run for a touchdownon the kickoff and again figured in thescoring when he passed to S. L. Blan¬kenstein for a second score.Bartlett StarsPhi Gamma Delta submerged Lamb¬da Chi Alpha in the second game by acount of 18 to 0. Bartlett’s passingwas the outstanding feature of thegame. He tossed a 45 yard pass toShaffer for the Phi Gams first touch¬down and from then on kept up hissensational work. His passing figuredCO-ED DUELISTSGET TRAINING INFENCING CLASSES largely in all the touchdowns that thePhi Gams made.Dekes Beat Delta SigsThe rest of the games were all equal¬ly exciting. Delta Kappa Epsilon tookthe measure of Delta Sigma Phi latein the play. 18 to 6. The whole playwas fast 'and the playing was clearcut. Cuthbertson made the final Dekecounter on one of the best runs ofthe day when he reeled off fifty yardson a dash around end.Chi Psi's LosePi Lambda Phi kept their recordunblemished by downing the Chi Psimachine, 6 to 0. The Pi Lam poniesgalloped all over the field with endruns and finally scored on one. Debbschalked up the* games lone markerwhen he ran half the length of thefield throughout the whole Chi Psibackfield. The Chi Psi’s completednumerous passes but at no time didthey seriously threaten the victor’sgoal.Delta Tau Delta outplayed SigmaAlpha Epsilon, 24 to 6, in one of theprettiest games on the schedule. Asweet pass, Crawford to Wyant madethe first touchdown for the Delts. Thesecond touchdown was an exact repe¬tition of the first. Then Wyant-in¬tercepted a pass and through a beau¬tiful run made another score. Craw¬ford intercepted the next pass, thenthrew to Marshall who scored thefourth D. T. D. touchdown.SIXTY-NINE WIRESCARRIED PENN NEWSWomen’s fencing classes supervisedby W. A. A. have been resumed underthe direction of Dr. Alvar Hermanson.The price will be $4.00 for eight les¬sons, to be paid at the first lesson toJosephine Sibbald. She can be reach¬ed at Normal 3155.Classes will meet in the correctivegym on Mondays and Thursdays. Thehours are from 3:30 to 4:15 and from4:15 to 5. Those who wish to joinmay sign on the posters in the lockerroom of Ida Noyes hall. The classeswill be limited to 20. and 10 membersare necessary in each class. The nation-wide interest that cen¬ters on the annual Penn-Chicftgogame was made very evident to MiltKreines and Wallie Williamson, Bus¬iness Manager and Editor, respect¬ively, of The Daily Maoron, whenthey took in that affair last Saturday.They were honored with seats in thepress box of the Penn stadium andby actual count found that therewere sixty-nine telegraph wires car¬rying play by play news of thegame to various places, and that atleast twenty-five men, representingtwenty-five of the foremost newspa¬pers of the nation were on hand towrite eye-witness stories of thegame.IEhrlich Wants To See YouReal Home CookingRestaurantBfrltrf|0Sttradmnu (Eafr5540 Hyde Park Blvd. U. of W. Has FroshSquad of 160 MenThe University of Wisconsinboasts a freshman football squadof 160 youngsters, which, under thedirection of Coach Glen Holmes isfurnishing the varsity with real op¬position. This week^they have beenworking on Hoosier plays and for¬mations secured by Badger scoutswho have been following Indiana.Numbered among them are manystellar prep school players.A football league composed oftwo yearling eleven, the All-Ameri¬can, a group of sophomores and in-eligibles, and a team of physical ed¬ucation men have been formed toprovide Badger fans with gridgames when the varsity team isperforming abroad.SWIM TEAM HASGOOD PROSPECTSProspects for a conference cham¬pionship water polo team and a goodswimming team this year are brightaccording to Swimming Coach Mc-Gillivray. All but three men fromlast year’s team have reported forpractice and able swimmers from theranks of the‘sophomores will fill thevacancies.While the season’s schedule willnot be made until the last week ofNovember it has been formally an¬nounced that Michigan will be drop¬ped because of poor sportsmanshipat the Chicago-Wolverine water po¬lo game last year. Teams that willbe given places on the schedule are:Minnesota, Wisconsin and Iowa hereand Indiana, Illinois and Purduethere.Ed. Noyes, captain of this year’steam will probably have as his team¬mates : Rittenhouse, Greenberg,Hough, Harris, Lavezzario, Oker,Mygdal, Crandal, Boyer, Campbelland Olsen, MAROONS DRILLHARD FOR FIRSTBIG TEN CLASHMendenhall, As Wilcox,Rips ThroughVarsityAlthough the Penn defeat was dis¬heartening, it did not mean any thingin the conference win and lose col¬umn, and it is with this attitude thatthe team should prepare for the Pur¬due game, the opening of the BigTen season for Chicago. Last Sat¬urday’s humiliating defeat was notmentioned last night as the teampractised in the dark unil 6 o’clock,the time limit set by conference of¬ficials.Coach Stagg is working with boththe offense and defense. The fresh¬man again bucked the varsity withPurdue plays. And they were suc¬cessful for the most part. Menden¬hall, the frosh flash from TerreHaute, assumed the role of “Cotton”Wilcox and did the latter justice;for he ripped through the varsity forseveral long runs that even the Pennbacks would not have been ashamedto have negotiated. The few passesthat the yearlings attempted werecompleted with respectable consist¬ency, but they were not the intricatePurdue passes. The Frosh will re¬quire a little time to master tht Boi¬lermaker aerial game.Every varsity man was given ataste of active scrimmage. Hoerger,McKinney, and K. Rouse are stillsuffering from injured legs. The drillwas topped with, a lecture by Staggof Purdue’s formations and a shortsignal practice.Call any time at the Bookstore foryour edition of that Stevens’ Buildingsuper Parker-Pen. Grads Get SpecialRailroad Rates ToMaroon-Badger TiltMadison, YVis., Oct. 19, 1926.—Special railroad r^ttes to Universityof Wisconsin Football Games arebeing announced by both the Chi¬cago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railwayand the Chicago and North West¬ern Railway Company.For the Wisconsin-Chicago Gameat Chicago Nov. 20th, tickets willbe available on the basis of onefare for the round trip from allpoints in Wisconsin, Upper Penin¬sula of Michigan, from points in Il¬linois, and points farther east to al¬low graduates from the east to seethis game. Rates can be had on alltrains arriving in Chicago before 2p. m. Saturday, the day of the gameand the return limit will be reach¬ing the original starting point byMonday midnight. TWENTY-EIGHTTEAMS ENTEREDIN FALL TOURNEYMERMAIDS SELECTJUDGES FOR MEETSJudges f&r membership in Tarponclub were chosen by the executivecouncil at the last meeting. They are:Emmorette Dawson, Carolyn Teetzel,Priscille Moody, Nan Griswald, Hel¬en Chelsea, Harriet Ray, JosephineSibbold, Adele Whitfield and RuthMoore.Tarpon is planning an exhibitionfor which they are now practicing.The organization meets every Fridayfrom 12 to 1 in the pool of Ida Noyeshall. There are at least two judgespresent at every open hour, who maybe identified by their white caps. Play To Start TodayJackson Park; EndsNovember 3rd AtIntramural golfers will “Fore!”into action this afternoon when theFall Tournament is to get underway at the Jackson Park Links. Theyhave until November 3rd to make tftenecessary playing arrangements withtheir teams and shoot the 18 holemedal score which determines theirshowing in the Tourney. It is ex¬pected that most of the foursomeswill play today or soon thereafter inorder to receive full benefit of bet¬ter course and weather conditions.Team PairingsThe pairings for this year’s playare Chi Psi-Delta Chi; Delta Sig-PhiBeta Delta; Phi Psi-Psi Upsilon; Sig¬ma Chi-Sigma Nu; Tau Delt-ZetaBeta Tau; Beta Theta Pi-Deke; Al¬pha Sig-Delta Tau Delta; D. U.-Kap-pa Sig; Lambda Chi Alpha-Phi PiPhi; Phi Delt-Phi Kappa Sigma; Al¬pha Delt-S. A. E.; Pi Lambda Phi-Phi Sigma Delta; Tau Kappa Ep¬silon-Kappa Nu; and one non-greekcontest, Macs vs. Kennan and Stein.Individual Play AlsoThere are to be two individualclasses besides the two-man teamslisted above. The individual playwill be divided into one class forFreshman only and another one forSophomores, Juniors and Seniorscombined.Washington Park National BankSIXTY-THIRD STREET AND COTTAGE GROVE AVENUECapital and Surplus, $1,000,000.00Resources Over $13,000,000.00This bank is authorized to act as executor, administrator, guardian, trustee,or in any other trust capacity.MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEMREGULAR MEMBER CHICAGO CLEARING HOUSEASSOCIATIONOFFICERSISAAC N. POWELL, PresidentWM. A. MOULTON, Vice-Pres.C A. EDMONDS, Vice-Pres.B. G. GRAFF, Vice-Pres. V. R. ANDERSON, CashierERNEST R. SMITH, Asst. CashierHOMER E. REID, Asst. CashierD. F. McDONALD, Asst. CashierA. G. FIEDLER. AuditorS. MACAULAY, Trust OfficerWhen Three AreNot a CrowdCoca-Cola is enjoyedby more people, ofmore ages, at moreplaces than anyother drinkIT HAD TO BE GOOD TO GET WHERE IT IS ~ 7 MILLION ADAT SISSON HOTELLake Michigan at Fifty-Third StreetCHICAGOCatering to the Universitystudents and friendsTable DHote Lunches andDinnersTRANSIENT and RESIDENTIAL\. ■Page Fourc^he^ "WhistleTHE FIRST REPLY TO OUR REINCARNATED POLICYTurk:I think that this is a wistful thingby Edna St. Vincent Millay—“I might at well be eating youAt lie alone in bed,And tpend my life in wantingA cruel, dark head.You might at well call yourtWhat never can be hit—And one of ut be happy;There’t few enough at it.—clipped by The Dead SoldierTHE orchestra which plays at theTrianon is going to render the en¬cores for the Score Club, Skull andCrescent dance. There’s nothing likemaking the boys feel at home!HOW DO GIRLS CLUBS RUSHANYHOW?“What’s the name, Umplawheim-er? I’m certainly glad to meet you,Umpleathecmer, old girl. How doyou like our little dive here? We’reglad to tee a nice hutky him likeyou entering our tchool. S’pote youare goiug out for hockey, ain’t you?Well, let me introduce you to SadieSchmalz—the’t the whole workt overat Ida Noyet these dayt you know.Say, with your build and her dragyou’ll make it like a pipe.I guett you’ve been looking overthe frethpien men, haven’t you?Some good looking yokelt on camputthis quarter. We’ll have to tee whatwe can pick up among them. Well,here comes the rest of the crew, let’scrawl over there and tee what theyhave got to offer in the way of food.”A Daughter’s Day Would Being theSons Around Fatter!Dear Turk:Teddy Linn in the throes of call¬ing the roll in English 247:“Keutzer,” he called. No answer.“Isn’t Keutzer chairman of theFather’s Day?” The class answeredin the affirmative. “Well,” said Ted¬dy, “We ought to get up a Son’sday somedoy so that a few of thesesons can get around once in a whileand see how the old school is con¬ducted !”—PookyA quarter of a hundred MortarBoard pins out on campus. Theyseem, at last, to be going national!MY REASONSYou wonder why I like you so?There are many reasons.First, because you are intriguing asthe yearWhose moods are couched within thechanging seasons.In your smile there’s spring; coldwinter’s in your sneer.Then, too, I love the graceful light¬ness of your dancing.When music plays and you are foldedin my arsI feel as though some messengerfrom heaven is enhancingMy very life. Yet that is but thefragrance of your charms.And last, I am enamored with theway you drink orangeade.For you are gifted with the facultyto pluck, with calm, aestheticpoise,The straw from out the glass at justthe proper moment . . .so divinely made . . •And thus avoid the sad result of rashdelay—that awful gurgly noise!GeoGREPORTS from the Illini liome->ming include the announcementat eight hundred freshmen triedit for basketball. At Northwest-■n, no doubt, the semester pur-ase will include some sprightly tos-rs. At Chicago, glory be, the fra-rnity horseshoe teams look asrong as ever!ONLY those who own Daily Ma-m subscription cards are able to getpies of the paper nowadays. Gee,is place becomes more and more de-ted to the Graduate students every DAUGHTERS ANDSONS DINE WITHFATHERS IN GYM(Continued from page 1)football tickets office on the secondfloor of the west stands. By showingtheir “C” books or tuition receipts stu¬dents may buy these seats in the stu¬dent “C” section for their fathers pro¬viding letters of acceptance have al¬ready been received by Clyde Keutzerfrom the fathers themselves.A number of acts have been selectedfor the vaudeville, but the entire pro¬gram has not been decided upon.Among those who will be on the billare Ruth Holmes, Henry Paulman,John Wilde, Rainey Bennett and FredVon Ammon. All members of theUniversity whether they bring theirfathers or not have been invited to at¬tend the program.MASONS ON CAMPUSTOTAL FIFTY-THREE(Continued from page 1)chew claims residency in Saskatoon,Canada. Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, SouthDakota, Georgia, Michigan, Iowa, Ore¬gon, Louisiana, Colorado, New York,Montana, Kansas, Florida, Massachu¬setts and Texas are represented in theregister. PROFESSORS JUDGENOT TOO SEVERELYLEST YE BE JUDGED“You fail!My good professor of Physics, youfail, and not the slightest chance tomake it up. Ah! revenge is sweetWhen I think of the number of re¬peats you have given us poor workridden students.”Thus the tables were turned whenthe students of the College of theCity of New York assumed the dig¬nity of Professors for one day andflunked five of their hated instructorsand gave only 10 A’s.Students, qualified by long famili¬arity with the faculty graded theirprofessors on general ability as in¬structors, with personality andknowledge of subject given secondaryconsideration.THE DAILY MAROON. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1926classifiedWHAT’S ON TODAYSydney N. Noe, Secretary-Librar¬ian-Editor of the American Numis¬matic Society of New York City, on“Greek Coin Hoards” at a public lec¬ture at 4:30 in Classics 10.BEG YOUR PARDONThe following were omitted fromthe pledge list of Phi Delta Upsilonyesterday in The Daily Maroon:Elaine Bergstrom. Chicago; RosaBotz, Argo, Ill.; and Fannie Denton,Chicago.DELTHO PI.EDGESDeltho announces the pledging ofDorothy Schallenberg of Chicago. Candle Light Recognition Serviceswill be held by the Y. W. C. A. at4:30 in Ida Noyes Hall.Zoology club mets at 4:30 in Zoo¬logy. “Recent Plaeontological Workon Primitive Vertebrates” will be dis¬cussed by Asociate Professor A. S.Romer.Philological Society will meet withProfessor George T. Northup, at 8,at 5413 Greenwood Avenue. “TheCompletion of the Canzoniere ofPetrarch’’ will be discussed by Pro¬fessor E. H. Wilkins. ProfessorGeorge L. Marsh will speak on “NewData As to Keats’ Friend Reynolds.”•tipade of real wholesat, crisp and appe-iz(ng, nourishing andfergizing — that’s foodthought and exer¬cise. For a good warmbreakfast on a real cold•ning try■REDDEDWHEATHEATED and COVEREDWITH HCT MILK or CREAMContains all the BRAN. PROTEINS, VITAMINSand other food elements that your bodycraves in balanced 100% digestible, reallydelicious form.Only takes a minute to prepare. Salt orsugar to taste and then sink your teeth intocrisp, chewey, luscious mouthfuls of Nature’s,finest food.Make a daily habit of just'two biscuits of ShreddedWheat and watch yourhealth and energy curve,,go up and stay up.MAKE IT A DAILY HABIT WANTED—Person who saw acci¬dent at 61st and Ellis, Oct. 5. Call HP. 0539.FOR RENT—Large front roomwith kitchenette, suitable for two, $10per week. 935 E. 60th Street. H. P4768, A. L. Nichols.INGLESIDE APARTMENTS6026 Ingleside1, 2, and 3 room housekeeping suites.Sleeping rooms. Large room; twinbeds, twb windows, large comfortablechairs, study table and lamps, $7.50.Housekeeping suite, two rooms, kit¬chenette and porch, $11.FOR RENT — Attractive frontroom near University. Ready for im¬mediate possession. Rent reasonable.R. R. Veron, 5433 Greenwood, Dor.9571.FOR RENT—1009 E. 60th Street,third. Large front room. Suitable 2.Ideal for students. Reasonable. Callafternoons or evenings.LOST—“C” book No. 2152. Finderplease return to Maroon office.STUDENT will take care of chil¬dren evenings. Call Miss Fowlie,Fairfax 6123.Wearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call Oakland 4981.LOST—Brown leather envelopeOpened August 5thTHE UTMOST SATISFACTIONof home life with hotel servicecan be had as reasonably as$10-15 per week. No extrascharge for 2 persons. Everyroom with private bath tub aadshower.UNIVERSITY HOTEL5519 Blackstone Avenue - ChicagoDorchester 4100 purse, silk lined, containing traveller’schecks, money and gloves. RewardFinder return to Daily Maroon office.FOR SALE—D^dge 4-passengercoupe; motor and uphol. perfect; paintgood. $100.00. Reyburn, 5719 Drcxcl,H. P. 1598.FOR SALE — Postal Typewriter,good condition. Price $6.75. C. L.Reyburn, 5719 Drexel, H. P. 1598.FOR SALE—1923 Ford roadster.Curtains and tools. Price $75. C. M.Chilson, 1373 E. 57th Street. 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