*Don't forget thePledge Dance onOctober 24. E\)t ©atlp fHaroon Sophomores electofficers in Chapeltoday.Vol. 27. No. 13 UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1926 Price Five CentsWHAT OFIT?fy&oigeM>i&hstmIf there is any singing in order forMr. Sta^g’s Maroons after what hap¬pened Saturday it will be “Old Hun¬dred” or something of a like nature—Chopin’s Death March, for instance.Your correspondent was in Cham¬paign, in the heart of the enemy’scountry, when the sad news came infrom Penn. He had thought, beforethat announcement, that, being wherehe was, he had reached the lowestdepths of melancholy possible to at¬tain. But after the 27-0 verdict wasknown, your eor-despondent realizedthat there was unpfumbed depths offorlornness which he knew not be¬fore.* * * *The happenings at Philadelphiabrought out the gnjat truth of thatso-called heroic couplet which Mr.Mexander Pope, an old Oxford grad,wrote after seeing his rugby team bowhi ignominious defeat to Cambridge.“A little football is a dangerous thing;Hither be good, or let alone the ding-ding-ding.”This obviously, from the angle ofpure style, is one of the poorest of¬ferings ever dished out from the Popeink-pot. But the message it conveysis of so signal a truth that the verselives on through the ages. It is ap¬plicable, for example, to the Maroons.They know, and can apply, justenough football to pass for a team;farther than that, it seems, they can¬not go. I shudder for the future. Per¬haps it would have been all for the1best if the boys had not enlisted forthis fall, and would have confined theiractivity to the house touchball team.* * * *When one goes to Champaign, oneexpects, having been brought up inthe orthodox fashion on “Town and(•own” and “Fraternity Row,” a sortof Ralph Barbour stqry-book collegeatmosphere The peculiar thing is thathe gets just that in the Twin Cities.The place was decked up in miles oforange and blue tissue paper and hunt¬ing (it being Homecoming) Satur¬day when I drifted in casually. Therewas a Clown Parade, in which it wasdifficult to tell who were marchers,and who onlookers—so true does thetype run down at the Greatest StateUniversity There were Homecomingbanquets with speeches, several ofwhich I attended. There were copiousamounts of singing, rah-rah, andhicks. In short, children, it’s all justlite you imagine it at Illinois.* * * +In the course of the day, 1 sawa football game, concerning two out¬fits of hog-butchers goirtg under thename of Illinois and Iowa. Eitherteam. I am afraid, could beat us bythree touchdowns, Illinois, being onour schedule three weeks from now,probably will. It is a horrible thought.1 merely suggest it as a possibilityat this time to prevent floods of mi-expected anguish gushing over thecampus the night pf November 6. Mytheory, is that if the boys and girlshereabouts have their cry now, theycan look forward to the impendingconflict with fortitude—yea! at\jl evenwith unconcern.* * * *After all, I suppose, we can takerefuge in that oft-repeated sentimentheard at the Alumni banquets: “Itdoesn’t much matter if we win or lose—it’s the GAME, the developing ofMEN that count.” The dreadfulthought occurs to me that Maroonfootball player:#, brought up in thetradition of taking them on the chin,may go out into “the game of life”expecting, and getting, them alwayson the button. Hence, all nice sen¬timents to the contrary, I think itmight be just as well if the Maroonswere to win a game now and then. 126 WOMEN DON CLUB PINSr\Seniors Nominate Twelve For ExecutivesOPEN ELECTIONSIN SOPH CHAPELAT NOON TODAY WALTER FORD PLAYS FOR CLUB PLEDGESJuniors Vote Tomorrow;Seniors Friday; PutBox in CobbWith the close of nominations forSenior Class officers last Friday, theway was cleared for the beginning ofelections, which open today with theSophomore class doing the initialelecting. Sophomores may vote inchapel or those who do not attendchapel may vote in Cobh Hall between12 and 12:30.In the Senior class, Bert McKinney,Alpha Delta Phi, John Meyer, Psi Up-silon, and Stanley Rouse, Delta TauDelta, stand as the candidates forpresident. For vice-president BarbaraCook, Mortar Board; Betty Graham,Wyvern; Eunice Hill, Quadrangler,and Katherine Homan, Esoteric havebeen nominated.Four Run For TreasurerNominations for treasurer are Wil¬liam Harrington, Delta Sigma Phi;(Continued on page 4)First OrchestralConcert of YearToday in MandelChicago’s Symphony Orchestra willgive its first performance of the sea¬son today. This performance isscheduled for 4:15 in Leon Mandelhall.A few season’s tickets are stillavailable in Cobh, room 202. Thesetickets may he purchased by Univer¬sity students for one-half the ratecharged the general public. The pro¬gram for today’s concert includes thefollowing selections: Overture to “DerFreischutz,” Franck’s “Symphony inD Minor,” a suite .from the Ballet,“L’Oisseau de Feu,” and dances willhe rendered from “Prince Igor.”Edgar J. Goodspeed, the presidentof the Orchestral Association urgesall students to attend the concerts thatwill he held every other Tuesday untilthe season closes on April the nineeenth. Daily News WillPresent BattalionWith New BannerSome time in the spring of the pres¬ent academic year the R. O. T. C. willreceive from the Chicago Daily Newsa new Batallion banner.The standard will be made of redsilk to represent the local division offielu artillery. It is probable that itwill bear the coat of arms of theUniversity embroidered upon it. Itwill he similar to the official standardused to represent the field artillerythroughout the army.A ceremonial presentation of thebanner is being planned by the R. O.T. C. and the Chicago Daily News.N' ME CHAIRMENFOR GREEK BALLHarrington Will ManageThanksgiving FormalPlans for the Inter-fraternity ball,the first formal of the autumn quar¬ter, which will be held the night be¬fore Thanksgiving, have been startedwith the announcement of the com¬mittee in charge.William Harrington was appointedchairman; William Cuthbertson willhave charge of the Finances; MiltonKreines the Programs; George Wide-niann the Decorations and Robert Mc-Kinlay the Refreshments.Tickets will be ready for distribu¬tion within the next few days accord¬ing to Harrington.EXPLAIN WORK ANDOBJECT OF MIRRORAT OPEN MEETING HONOR MEN PUTSHORELANDBALLTICKETSON SALE4 7 5 Couples ExpectedAt Initial DanceOf Season%Walter Ford’s orchestra, which isnow relieving Del Lampe at the Tri¬anon, will play for the Pledge Dancegiven on October 29th by Score Cluband Skull and Crescent. This orches¬tra was selected, according to Rob¬ert Harman, president of Score Cluband manager of the dance, because ofthe wide-spread reputation it enjoysand of its experience in playing torlarge crowds.Hotel CooperatesThe Shoreland hotel, chosen for thedance, is cooperating with the man¬agers to asure every possible con¬venience for the guests, including ad¬equate checking facilities, and the useof the entire second floor, Harmanasserts.Tickets are now on sale and canbe procured through the fraternities.HASKELL REOPENSORIENTAL MUSEUMHaskell Museum will be reopenedto students in about three weeks, whenMrs. Edith Ware, secretary of theMuseum, and P. George Allen, secre¬tary of the Oriental Institute, willhave completed the labelling, mount¬ing, and arranging of the newly ar¬rived collection of Egyptian speci¬mens.This collection is related to the dailylife and burial customs of the Egyp¬tians. ft has in it such articles, aslimestone grave statuettes, pressedflowers, building materials, a plastercross-section of a pyramid, and a bur¬ial group arranged as they have beenfound in graves by excavators.Grad Mass MeetingAt Noon in HarperMass meeting of all graduate stu¬dents will be held today at 12:00 inHarper assembly room. The subjectwill concern the new graduate club-hoose, located on University Avenue.Dean Gordon J. Laing, Dean HenryG. Gale, and others will speak. Mirror, women’s dramatic organiza¬tion will hold the first open meeting ofthe quarter Thursday at 4 in the thea¬ter of Ida Noyes hall. The work andpurpose of the club will be explainedespecially for freshmen and newly-en¬tered upperclasswomen. Mr. FrankHurhurt O’Hara, director of under¬graduate activities, will speak on thepreparation of manuscripts.Immediately following the talk, themanuscript committee will meet. Ideasand manuscripts for the second annualproduction of Mirror are still wanted,and positions are open for all whowish to work on the production, ac¬cording to Betty Graham, president. Issue Directory ofResident Students’Names, AddressesAs a result of a vigorous demandon the part of members of the Uni¬versity, a student’s directory is to beissued early this quarter containingthe name, address, and telephonenumber of every student in residence.To insure perfect legibility the direc¬tory will be typed and not mimeo¬graphed. Copies will be available inthe office of the graduate schools anddean of colleges, director of activities,chairman of the Women’s council, thebureau of records and the informationoffice. These copies are placed forthe use of the students and faculty,and will be revised quarterly.The student’s directory Is a resultof a canvass of the question made bya committee of which David H. Stev¬ens is chairman. Mason and Stagg -to Speak Sat. at1st Fathers’ DayScores of letters from fathers ofUniversity students poured into thePresident’s office yesterday acceptinginvitations to attend the first Fathers’Day program on Saturday, Oct. 23.Many fathers who live in Chicago tel¬ephoned their acceptance.Even more encouraging to the com¬mittee in charge of Fathers’ Day wasthe definite promise yestesday ofPresident Max Mason and CoachAlonzo A. Stagg to speak at the din¬ner for fathers Saturday night.Students may reserve seats for theirfathers to the Chicago-Purdue foot¬ball game on Wednesday or after atthe football ticket office, providingKeutzer has received acceptance fromthe fathers.K. ROUSE QUITSJUNI0RC0NTESTLeaves Field to Gerardand McDonoughKenneth Rouse has withdrawn hisnomination for the presidency of thejunior class. His withdrawal, con¬firmed today by the Undergraduatecouncil, leaves two candidates for theposition, James Gerard and John Mc¬Donough.The candidates for junior offices willaddress their classmates at noon to¬day, in Kent theater. Seniors will heartheir prospective executives at the fsame time and place tomorrow.Sophomore elections are scheduledfor chapel todaj% juniors tomorrow,and seniors Thursday. Students whodon’t attend chapel may vote between12 and 12:30, first floor of Cobb. MORTAR BOARDLEADS WITH 25;WYVERN IS 2NDPledges Exceed RecordOf Last YearBy SevenY. W. C. A. OPENS’26 FINANCE DRIVEMOULDS NEW ASST.BUSINESS MANAGERAnnouncement was made yesterdayof the appointment of Mr. John F.Moulds, University cashier and assist¬ant secretary of the board of trustees,to the position of assistant businessmanager. Mr. William J. Mather,who has been assistant cashier forthe past six years, has been appointedcashier to succeed Mr. Moulds.The new assistant business managerhas served the University since 1907in the capacities of assistant registrar,University cashier, alumni secretary,assistant secretary of the Board ofTrustees, and Executive secretary ofthe Committee on Development. Y. W. C. A. Annual Finance Drivebegins this morning with a one weekcampaign for the purpose oi raisingmoney for the University settlementin the Stock Yards district. Eighteenhundred dollars has been set a.s tliefinal goal. §The drive will be under the direc¬tion of Betsy Far well and will consistof fifteen teams with six members, in¬cluding the captain on each team. Itwill be possible to reach the goal ifeach woman brings in twenty dollars,according to Miss Farwell.A preliminary dinner with enter¬tainment and a speech by Mrs. Chas.Gilkey was given last night in orderto launch the drive. Y. W. CANDLE-LIGHTSERVICES TO CLOSEMEMBERSHIP DRIVECandle-light service in recognitionof new members will close the Y. W.C. A. membership drive tomorrow at4:30 in the theater of Ida Noyes hall.Elizabeth Wyant, chairman of thedrive, requests that all old and newmembers be present, as the formerwill assist in the installation of theinitiates. The membership race ofthis year is not as large as it was lasthut according to Miss Wyant it ishoped that much interest will beshown in the organization.Y. W. does not have regular dues,but a financial drive is being launchedthis week, to which all interested inY. W. have been urged to contribute. Women’s clubs of the Universityended formal rushing Sunday nightwith the pledging of 126 women. Mor¬tar Board heads the list with 25; Wy¬vern follows with 15; and Phi BetaDelta pledged 13.Mortar BoardMortar Board pledged the follow¬ing: Mary Abbott, Oak Park; MaryAmbrose, Nevada, Iowa; CatherineBrawley, Chicago; Virginia Chapman,Oak Park; Carol Cundy, Chicago;Cora May Ellsworth, Beverly Hills;Patty Foresman, Elizabeth Gates, Vir-gine Headburg, Chicago; WinifredHeal. Oak Park; Edith Kritzer, Chi¬cago; Virginia LaChance, ElizabethLoomis, Oak Park; Janet Lowenthal,Harriet MacNeille, Chicago; EleanorMcEwen, Winetka; Isabel Murray,Chicago; Julia Faye Norwood, Nash¬ville.; Alice Ransom, Chicago; Mar¬garet Ringheim, Nevada, Iowa; Pa¬tricia Schmidt. Chicago; Eleanor Scul¬ly. Josephine Shaw, Oak Park; Mar¬tha Thomas, Winnetka; WinifredWade, Chicago.WyvernWyvern pledged Marian Bloom.Florence Buddig, Chicago; Alice Coy,Cleveland, Ohio; Hildegarde Crosby,Lake Bluff, Ill.; Mariam Gordon,Mary Harroun. Mary Louise Hunnell,Chicago; Marcella Koerber, FortWayne, Ind.; Kathryn Moore, MarianMacDonald, Chicago; Helen Taylor,New York City; Alice Torry, ForrestWicker. Ethel Young, Hazel Stroebe,Chicago.Phi Beta DeltaPhi Beta Delta pledged. ElizabethBaldridge, Florence Duhasek, Chi¬cago; Marguerite Fernholtz. OakPark; Fern Fister. Chicago; ClariceHadsell, Norman, Okla.; AlbertaHarkness, Chicago; Martha Leonard*Dallas, Texas; Frances Levy, Wil¬mette; Marie Lewis, Chicago; LenoreOvitt, Oak Park; Ruth Steininger,Dorothy Vilim, Chicago; Janet Voss,Logansport, Indiana.Pi Delta PhiPi Delta Phi ^follows with DorothyBosler, Jeanette Butler, Frances Carr,Chicago: Gladys Curran, Oak Park,(Continued on page 4)EMBRYO ORATORSFIGHT FOR OFFICEMONDAY IS DEADLINEFOR PURPLE TICKETSFederation to SeekValue of ActivitiesFederation will hold its secondopen meeting of the quarter tonightat 7 in the library of Ida Nov^s hall.‘The Value of Campus Activities”will he discussed, and the Universitywill be compared with other colleges. Students have only a short timeleft in which to secure tickets for thecoming football games.The football tickets office has setOctober 25 as the last date on whichstudents may buy tickets for theNorthwestern game. Tickets for theWisconsin game must be procured be¬fore November 1. Sale of tickets forthe Illinois game closed at 4:30 yes¬terday afternoon.Students are entitied to purchasetwo tickets for the coming games andmust show their tuition receipts whenordering seats. Future Henry Clays and DanielWebst^rs came to light yesterday atthe first meeting of the somewhatambiguous Freshman Forum. Despitethe fact that there was only one manfitted for the job (according to eachof the five candidates for president),slightly more than an hour was con¬sumed in determining whom he shouldbe. And no one was elected.- The Forum is primarily for debat¬ing and discussion, and from the na¬ture of yesterday’s meeting, this yearshould be a banner one. The Forumwill not assume its true functions,however, until next meeting when theofficers will he elected, if this is pos¬sible.Westminister ClubHears Mack EvansOperatic and movie music will hecontrasted by Mack Evans when theWestminister club meets for the firsttime this quarter tonight at 8 in theReynolds clubrooms. New Presby¬terian students will be welcomed."* /" , ^ * j, *f .1 ^ * /v *Hfc;, iK'^f J,v' ti[^i »'THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1926(Hi;? latlg maroonFOUND1D IN 1901CHK OFFICIAL STUDENT NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGOPublished mornings, except Saturday, Sunday and Monday, during the Autumn,Winter and Spring quarters by The Daily Maroon Company. Subscription rates:13.00 per year; by mail, $1.00 per year extra. Single copies, five cents each.Entered as second-class mall at the Chicago Postoffice, Chicago, Dllnols, March IS.1900. under the act of March 3, 1S73.The Daily Maroon expressly reserves all rights of publication of any materialippearlng in this paperOFFICE—ROOM ONE, ELLIS HALL5804 Ellis Avenuetelephones: Editorial Office, Midway 0800, Local 245; Business Office,Fairfax 0977. Sports Office, Local 80, 2 RingsMember of the Western Conference Press AssociationThe StaffWalter G. Williamson, Managing EditorMilton H. Kreines, Business ManagerJohn P. Howe, Chairman of the Editorial BoardEDITORIAL DEPARTMENT BUSINESS DEPARTMENTRuth G. Daniel ....Women's EditorLeo Stone Whistle Editor Charles J. Harris... Advertising ManagerEldred Neubauer Advertising ManagerKred Kretschner Circulation ManagerBurton McRoy AuditorJack McBrady Sophomore AssistantMadge Child. Junior EditorRoselle F. Moss. Junior EditorBetty McGee Assistant Sports EditorVictor Roterus Assistant Sports EditorRobert Stern Assistant Sports EditorLeonard Bridges Day Editor Robert Flfeher.. Sophomore AssistantRobert Klein Sophomore Assistant\Ed Woolf Sophomore AssistantStewart McMullen Assistant Day EditorGeorge Morgenstern Assistant Day EditorHarriett Harris Sophomore EditorHarriett Lemon Sophomore EditorKatheryne Sandmeyer Sophomore Editor Harry E. Axon, Jr ....Sophomore AssistantDonald Gallagher Sophomore AssistantDan Costigan Sophomore Assistant“NON-CLUB”THIS FALL some four hundred freshman girls entered the Uni¬versity. ATI of them, we will wager, were enthusiastic, self-confi¬dent and interested in social as well as intellectual enterprise. LastSunday evening about one hundred and twenty-five of them learnedthat they had made the social grade; that they had been bid to agirl’s club. The other two hundred and seventy-five, now less en¬thusiastic, less self-confident, and suddenly most interested in in¬tellectual enterprise, surmised that they didn’t rate.There is no denying that here at the University membershipin a club definitely establishes a girl’s rating. Hiding the fact doesnot make it easier for the non-club girls; they are keenly conscious ofit. The. fact presses them on all sides. We know of fraternitieswhich prohibit specifically any invitations of non-club girls to frat¬ernity parties; we know of many fraternities which prohibit suchinvitations less specifically but just as surely by indirect pressure.We know innumerable examples which illustrate quite finally thefact that we have a caste system of social distinctions.No amount of editorial writing is going to alter the situationone jot. It is, and it has always been, an unavoidable part of thestudent life at this and practically every other American university.We can hope only to level those distinctions *n some small measure.A calm examination of the standards which create the distinc¬tions is the best way we know to remedy the situation. We rec¬ommend that every person in school liberalize himself or herselfby such an analysis of the club and fraternity criteria of membership.We think that those standards have little in them of the things whichmake for underlying goodness in people.AND WHY?THE DAILY CARDINAL at the University of Wisconsin bemoansin tones of deep anguish the sheer disrespect its students showfor the great Eleventh Commandment of Father Volstead; the Stateuniversities from Illinois to Michigan keep a doubtful eye on theirco-eds' fingers for stains of the dread nicotine; the despondent col¬leges from Beloit to Albion guard the portals of their dormitorieswith time-clocks and profuse excuse blanks for their adolescents,who threaten to spend too many hours under the harvest moons;the entire morality of undergraduates is besmirched and encrimson-ed by rampant alarmists who seek to represent us as virtue in theebb. But at Chicago—and we hope it is not false pride that promptsus—there are no Burns men shadowing Foster Hall, no monacledspinsters eyeing fingertips, no voilent outbursts against campusalcoholism. Not that the moral policy of University is apathetic,but rather because there is no necessity for a moral policy. Thatfact gives us reason to believe that our university is not only aninstitution of higher learning but also an institution of higher morals.Could it be possible to use this to demonstrate the antithetical theoVythat “where there is brick-bat resraint there is reflex-laxity?" We’re beginning to believe that theScore club and Skull and Crescentdance is going to be one of the socialevents of the season. It is being heldin the large ball-room of the newShoreland Hotel, and there will beplenty of room for the large crowdthat is expected. The members ofthese two’societies are trying to plandecorations which will in some wayrepresent the women's clubs; and, asusual^ one dance will be dedicate^ toeach club. The order of these danceswill be reversed this year. The or¬chestra which has been playing at theTrianon lately will furnish the music;and there will be programs. Soundspretty good to us.Phi Psi DancePhi Kappa Psi is having a housedance this Friday, and inviting twopledges from each fraternity to at¬tend. The president of each fraternityis to select the freshmen who are tobe honored by representing their dele¬gation. The Phi Psi’s had one ofthese dances last year and it was ahowling success. Freshmen are so en¬thusiastic.CLASSIFIEDWearing apparel. For sale. Lineof new cloth and fur coats and eve¬ning gowns. Excellent values. Pricesfrom $18.00 up. J. Poland, 3964 El¬lis, call'Oakland 4981.TO RENT TO WOMEN—Unus¬ually attractive room in private home.Mrs. T. G. Allen. Hyde Park 0444.LARGE FRONT BEDROOM—Home cooking. Ladies preferred. 6050Ingleside Avenue. Midway 4643.LOST—Brown leather envelopepurse, silk lined, containing traveller’schecks, money and gloves. Reward.Finder return to Daily Maroon office.FOR SALE—Dodge 4-passengercoupe; motor and uphol. perfect; paintgood. $100.00. Reyburn, 5719 Drexel,H. P. 1598.FOR SALE — Postal Typewriter,good condition. Price $6.75. C. L.Reyburn, 5719 Drexel, H. P. 1598.FOR SALE—1923 Ford roadster.Curtains and tools. Price $75. C. M.Chilson, 1373 E. 57th Street. Camels made cigarettesthe popular smokeTHROUGH sheer quality, througha never before known smoking en¬joyment, Camels won the world tocigarettes. Camel was the first andonly cigarette that combined all thegoodnesses of the choicest Turkishand Domestic tobaccos, and Camelbecame the greatest smoke word ofall ages. No tobacco name com¬pares with Camel.Camel won and holds its over¬whelming preference through in¬domitable tobacco quality. Only thechoicest Turkish and Domestic tobaccos are rolled into Camels.These fine tobaccos receive theskilful blending that only theworld’s largest tobacco organiza¬tion could give. Nothing is toogood or too expensive that willmake Camels, regardless of price,the utmost in cigarettes.If you have never yet triedCamels, a new sensation in smok¬ing pleasure awaits you. The sen¬sation of the choicest, the mostperfectly blended tobaccos thatmoney can buy. Have a Camel!R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, WINSTON-SALEM, N. C.01926FOR YOUR ROOMThe Chill Days That are Coming Demanda Doubly Cozy RoomYOU WILL NEEDA STUDENTLAMPor perhapsone withRoycroft BaseandParchmentShadeset beside aDESK SET, with gay red blotter,bound in shiny black leather, which ischarmingly decorated with flowers. A U. of C.PENNANTBANNERSHIELDon your wall,AKodakfor thatMemory Bookon your table,and last but notleast, anAlarm Clock BOOK ENDSof MetalorCarved Woodto hold theLatest Novelor Play,and even aTEXTBOOK or two, placed over atable covered with a deep maroon U. ofC. Scarf or runner of soft brown suede.The University of Chicago Book Store(58th and Ellis)BRANCH BOOKSTORE—106 Blame HallStagg Fean Purdue—No Kidding. The Daily SPORTS Maroon After Purdue—Ohio |and Illinois. Ow!• \ \Tuesday Morning October 19, 1926 IDISMAL OUTLOOK CONFRONTS MAROONSPURDUE CONTESTWILL DEDICATEMAROON STADIUMPurdue Coming With BandAnd RootersSaturdayLaFayette, lnd., Oct. 18.—A lightworkout, which sp;|-ed members ofthe team who had engaged in thegame with Wisconsin last Saturday,was the first step this week in prepar¬ation 'for the JPurdue-Chicago con¬test at Chicago next Saturday after¬noon. The Purdue-Chicago footballseries is one of the oldest in the con¬ference and the middle west, and thisyear has taken on special significancebecause of the fact that it will dedi¬cate Chicago’s new stadium with itsseating capacity of about 50,000. anumber that is a far cry from thebare handful of spectators who watch¬ed the first encounters between thetwo teams back in the early nineties.Purihie was successful in vanquish¬ing the Maroons in the first fewgames played, but it has been overtwo decades now. not including thewar year of 1918, since Purdue has tri¬umphed over Stagg’s eleven. TheBoilermakers have come close andlast year went down to a fighting 6to 0 defeat after staging a brilliantforward passing game that was handi¬capped by a crippled running attack.This year it is thought that CoachPhelan’s offensive is somewhat strong¬er and his passing game is just aseffective as ever.Many SophomoresOne of Purdue’s handicaps thisyear has been the number of sopho¬mores on the team, but the new menare rapidly gaining in experience. In¬juries have taken a toll, the tackles be¬ing particularly hard hit. First Ed.Eickmann, a flashy sophomore tacklesuffered a badly injured leg and wenton crutches for several weeks andthen Herm Winkler, a 180 pound vet¬eran suffered a charley horse whichdeveloped complications and ruled himout for several weeks.The annual football excursion willbe run to Chicago and carry about 2,-500 fans besides the Purdue militaryband. Cross-Country TeamIn Winning FormA phenomenal relay team and theprospect of a championship fornext spring are the heartening re¬ports that *are drifting from theBartlett training quarters as thecross country harriers begin to getinto shape. The Old Man is per¬sonally directing the training thisfall notJjecause the team outlook isso bright for this fall but becausethere is the bright hope of buildinga wonderfully strong relay outfit fornext spring.With Burke, Williams, Hitz,Hegovich and Jackson on hand towork with this quarter and JackCusack and several sophomores tostart on next quarter Coach Stagghas some splendid material to workwith.BADGER CAGERSLOOK POWERFULCoach Meanwell is sending his bas¬ketball squad through a stiff drillthree times a week in preparation forthe coming season which will open afew weeks after the close of the foot¬ball game. An unusually large squadis reporting to Meanwell regularly andaccording to the opinion of many it isa formidable looking group.Many veterans of last year’s teamare with the squad and practically allthe frosh players of last season withthe exception*of those who are withthe football team. Captain Merkel,Behr, Andrews, Nelson, and Harget,are a few of the letter men who arcwith “Doc” at present. Hotchkiss andBarrum, two regular veterans of lastseason.FRIDAY’S TOUCHBALLSCORESSigma Alpha Epsilon (>; Phi Pi Phi0.Sigma Chi O, Delta Sigma Phi 6.Alpha Epsilon Pi 0. Phi Sigma Del¬ta 12.Tau Kappa Epsilon 0, Alpha DeltaPhi 26.Kappa Nu 0. Sigma Nu 0.Sigma Chi 0, Tau Delta Phi 18.Phi Kappa Psi forfeit to Kappa Sig¬ma.THE SHANTYFor five years the favorite gathering place for University Stu¬dents who crave HOME COOKING.Crisp, Golden Brown Honey Fluff WafflesDelicious Sandwiches, Salads, Pies, etc.Both table d’ hote and a la carte serviceFrom 7:30 a. m. to 8 p. m.1309 East 57th Street“A Homey Place for Homey People”Do MEN Like It?"We’llSay They Do!”4-Course Dinner, 75c Steak Dinner Every Night, $1As Many Hot Biscuits as You Can EatTHE GARGOYLE 5704 Dorchester Avenue INTEREST SHOWNIN SECOND ROUNDOF HORSESHOESDelta Chi’s, Beta’s,Kaps, Phi SigsStrong PhiIntramural horseshoe experts play¬ed the second round of their Tourna¬ment yesterday afternoon, when twen¬ty-three fraternities sent their “barn¬yard-golf” teams to battle for “ring¬ers” and “leaners” and all otherpoints they could get.Many Perfect RecordsThose to score their second vic¬tories yesterdaj* and hold clear recordsfor the season are Beta Theta Pi, whowon from Phi Beta Delta; Phi KappaSigma, who beat Psi Upsilon; KappaSigma, winner over Chi Psi: Acaciawho took a forfeit from Phi Pi Phi;Delta Chi, by a forfeit from Phi Kap¬pa Psi; Phi Sigma Delta, victor overSigma Nu; Pi Lambda Phi, who wonfrom Sigma Alpha Epsilon; and TauDelta Phi, winners over the AlphaDelt sextet.Delta Sigs WinSeveral teams experienced their firstvictories of the tournaye, and putthemselves in the .500 column with oneloss and one win to their credit.Among these were the Delta Sigs,who won a close game from the strongA- T. O. outfit, Phi Gamma Delta,victor over the Dekes, Tau SigmaOmricon, who took a forfeit fromSigma Chi; Phi Delta Theta, who beatDelta Upsilon; Tau Kappa Epsilon, ona forfeit from Delta Tau Delta andLambda Chi Alpha, also on a forfeit,from Alpha Sigma Phi. One game—the Zeta Beta Tau, Kappa Nu pairingwas postponed till a future date to heannounced later.Early favorites who are looming upin the close play are Delta Chi, PhiSigma Delta, Phi Kappa Sigma andBeta Theta Pi. All of these aggrega¬tions have well rounded teams com¬posed of cool, consistent, finished, tos-sers and succeed in placing the shoesup near the stake at all times. Acacia.(Continued on page 4) Important GamesMark Today’s CardTouchball Games Today3:00Phi Beta Delta vs. Phi DeltaTheta.Phi Gamma Delta vs. LambdaChi Alpha.Chi Psi vs. Pi Lambda Phi.3:45Sigma Alpha Epsilon vs. DeltaTau Delta.Delta Sigma Phi vs. Delta Kap¬pa Epsilon.Phi Kappa Sigma vs. Phi Up¬silon.OHIO STATE GETSHUGE GATHERINGSOne million people have witnessedOhio State football games since 1916,according to a set of statistics pub¬lished in the Ohio State Lantern. Theattendance has gradually been increas¬ing. In 1919 the largest crowd of theyear was twenty thousand while* whenRed Grange entered the Stadium oneNovember day last fall, over .85,500people rose to greet him.Ohio State in the last ten years haswon three championships, but duringthe last four years the Buckeye teamhas wo nno conference honors. Theschool, “however, is proud of the factthat their stadium is the only one ofits type in the country. It covers 10acres and is one third of a mile incircumference. There are 81 entrancesand seven hundred ushers are requiredto handle a capacity crowd.“C” Club To PlanQuarter’s ActivitiesWith the purpose of outlining aprogram for its activities this quarter,“C” club will meet Tuesday at 4. inthe corrective gym in Ida Noyes hall,according to Miss Blanche Hedeen,president of the organization. Themeeting is also intended to serve asa get-together affair for the members.\yomen of the University are eligi¬ble to membership in “C” club whenthey have made an Honor team.cA STETSON looks smart everyday of its unusually long life— in [hats the best is real economy. tI STETSON HATS I' jStyled for young men 5'i I*1 !•'4-7T 7r7r-4~r 7TTT 7TTTrW*-7r ALL REMAINING GAMES ON MAROONSCHEDULE ARE TOUGH; “FEARINGPURDUE” NO JOKE THIS SEASONMaroons To Contend With Galazy of Stars on FutureOpponent’s Teams; Coaches To DriveTeam HardWhat will be the effect on the Ma¬roons of the 27-0 defeat administeredthem by Pennsylvania Saturday? Willthe loss of this game by such a deci¬sive margin completely shatter theirmorals and make them easy victimsfor their future foes, or will the mem¬ory of Saturday’s debacle spur themto fight only the harder? The psycho¬logical effect of Saturday’s defeat onthe young and impressionable Ma¬roons will interesting to noteBig Ten Teams Strong4 he Maroons have staring them inthe face the task of meeting five strongconference teams: Purdue, Ohio State.Illinois, Northwestern and Wisconsin,on successive Saturdays. It will re-qurie more than merely the correctmental attitude to stave off the drivesand flashy runs of Wilcox and Koran-sky of Purdue, Karlow, Marek, Ebyet al of Ofiio State, the Illini’s so-called “four mules,” Baker and Lewisof Northwestern, and Crofoot andHarmon of Wisconsin. Mere psycho¬logy will hardly suffice to put the ovalover their opponents’ goal line. Thereis not a case on record of a harmon¬ious high C tackling a runner on theline of scrimmage.The most discouraging feature ofSaturday’s game to Maroon followerswas the ineffective defense put up bythe Midway line to the onslaughts ofPenn’s backs. This fact could bepartly explained by the exceedinglytricky offense of the easterners, hutthere was nothing baffling about thePenn defense which-caused the Quak¬ers to break through often and tac¬kle the Maroon backs before theycould get started.Maroon Offensive WeakThe new Maroon attack met itsfirst real test and collapsed. The for¬ ward passes lacked deception, andwell-meant end runs failed to materi¬alize. But it would be foolish to re¬vert to the old line-plunging attackof former years. The team is notstrong and powerful enough for this.Considerable brushing up on openplany and the addition of deceptionshould be in order.•The Maroons will face some morefoxy business next Saturday whenthey meet Phelan’s Purdue team.Wisconsin could not defeat them, andthe Maroons should be troubled plenty.If the Maroon line will be able to outcharge the weaker Purdue forwardwall, Stagg’s men should nip thePurdue attack before it is well started.Hard Drill Last NightThe humbled Maroons turned outfor practice last night, and again thelinemen received their share of atten¬tion. The squad was pretty wellbruised up, but should be in conditionSaturday to open the conference sea¬son. Hoerger has a bad ankle and ishobbling around on crutches.A scrimmage began the week of kitensive drill. 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It is the smallest, lightest,and most compact machine withfour - row standard keyboard.Handiest, fastest, most depend¬able, and simplest to operate.Weighs 8K pounds net. Can bebought for as little as $10 downand $5 monthly.RemingtonPortableThe Recognized Leader inSales and PopularityPage Four THE DAILY MAROON, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1926D'YE remember last year when,with a naive disregard of copyrightlaws, the Whistle invited everybodyto send in bits of favorite poetry andprose for column reproduction? Well,we’ve got the fever again the oth¬er night we happened on this bit fromThe Teak Forest out of India’s LoveLyrics:"For this is Wisdom; to love, to liveTo take what Fate, or the Gods, maygive,To ask no questions, to make noprayer.To kiss the lips and caress the hair,Speed passion’s ebb as you greet itsflow.—To have,—to hold,—and,— in time,—let go!NINE typographical mistakes inlast Friday’s column. As the yearspass, however, we are beginning toview these matters with something ofa philosophy. After all. it gives theeditor free rein and a ready alibi inthe spelling of such desirable, andhitherto impossible, words as "peris-picassidy,” “obbstrupperus,” and “ub-iquitiousish,” and the other tough onesincluding, “Personal Property I.”METAMORPHOSISShe was just a college freshman;She had just a college freshman;She had yet to rate a date—She was rather cute to look on.But ’twas doubtful how she’d rate.Then arrived the day of pledgingI grant you it sounds mean,But one trinket on her dress frontMakes her status: “Pretty keen!”—Bro.Attention! Daily Maroon Day EditorsT urk:Did you get this one? “When bet¬ter cars are wrecked. Warshawskywill buy them!”—lord lloydL’lL Rosaline Green calls her at¬tention to the pessimistic foresight dis¬played by the Chicago Tribunte whenthey printed the announcement of thebroadcasting of the Chicago-Penngame with a heavy black border.Headlines in the Maroon—“Seismo¬graph Shows Three EarthquakesWithin the Past Week,’’ Aw, stopfooling! We just know it was noth¬ing but that confounded pile driverthat shakes our bones as we languishin Harper or Classics.—E. D. Y.AND, now, we have the new cam¬pus insult—“G'wan, take a walkthrough the east entrance to Classics!”EH, LUCILLE?Now I’m a gent who dotes orf blondesI’ve loved each one I’ve met—But it’s a cinch that in a pinchI’ll take what I can get . . .!MORTARBOARDS pledge twen¬ty-five: “If they won’t let us have ourown house, we’ll take our own dor¬mitory-”EPICS OF AMERICAN COLLEGELIFE(with a flippant thumb lifted toWilly Cross)No. 3—ApothecaryDrug stores flourishin city of Chi.But we don’t trust scotch,and we won’t trust rye.When you feel the urgefor a minor sin,Plant a wild oat—watered—with a dash of gin! !—AtlasCLASS elections begin... ReynoldsClub reports increased sales on cig¬arettes.. .The class yokels begin tofeel that they are becoming popular..—TERRIBLE TURK MORTAR BOARD LEADSWITH 25; WYVERN 2ND(Continued from page 1)Mabel Eulette, Dorothy Jelinek, Chi¬cago; Martha Lawrence, Oak Park;Katharine MacEachern, Priscilla Moo¬dy, Chicago; Frances Stevens, OakPark; Frances Tatge, Helen Walter,Chicago.Chi Rho SigmaChi Rho Sigma pledged Susie Con¬nor, Clair Davis.* Chicago; HarrietHathaway, Qak Park; Eleanor Keen,Suzanne Kern, Jane Sims, FlorenceSeymour, Chicago; Marvel Stevens,Anna Marie Thompson, Beverly Hills;Hazel Wiggers, Oak Park.Deltho pledges are Aileen Burk-hardt, Gardner, Ill.; Ada Carpenter,Welleston, N. D.; Flora de Stefanie,Beverly Hills; Frances Hewmann,Emily McCloud, Alice McCollum, An¬nie Ormsby, Chicago; Myrtle Walker,Louisville, Ky.; Marjorie Widdaugh,Chicago.Delta SigmaDelta Sigma pledged Ruth Downey,Mildred Droege, Helen Elmore, Lou¬ise Forsythe, Mae Frose, f)orothyKaup, Vera Mae Poole, and EvelynStockdale.QuadranglerQtiadrangler pledged PearlBaer, Eleanor Campbell, KatherineDowney, Marian Fitzpatrick, RosalindHamm, Mary Grace Longwell, HelenMcDougall and Mary Roberts. Achothpledges are Olive Deuter, Chicago;Mary Fisher, Omaha, Nebraska; Ag¬nes Kelly, San Antonio, Texas; Vir¬ginia Krugman, Chicago; LouisePhelps, Kankinsan. N. Dakota; MarySandmeyer, and Ruth Wilke, Chicago.EsotericEsoteric pledged Margaret Dean.Letitia Ide, Margaret Newton, Chi¬cago; Florence Stewart, Rock Island,Ill.; Marjorie Van Benschoten, Chi¬cago, and Josephine Wigdale. Wauwa¬tosa, Wis. Phi Delta Upsilon pledged Denton, Aimee Heinick, Mary Her¬zog, Linnea Nelson and Violet Knut¬son.SigmaSigma pledges are Frances Ben¬nett, Gertrude Goddard, Marjorie Henry Sackett was manager of theIntcrscholaStic rushing committee, andis manager of the bowling alleys.James Root is art editor of the Phoe¬nix and of the Cap and Gown andHaeberlin, Ruth Lyon, Catherine Mad¬ison and Mollie Radford.OPEN ELECTIONS IN SOPHCHAPEL AT NOON(Continued from page 1)William King. Alpha Sigma Phi;James Root, Phi Pi Phi, and HenrySackett, Phi Kappa Psi. For secre¬tary a lone candidate, Kathleen Stu¬art, stands to carry off the honors.Meyer was editor of the 1926 Capand Gown, Junior manager of Inter-scholastic track and basketball, lead¬er of the interclass hop, executive fi¬ance chairman Settlement Night isSenior manager of intramural athletics,a varsity basketball man, a memberof Skull and Crescent, Iron Mask, Owland Serpent and Psi Upsilon.Bert McKinney is .track captain,Junior manager of the Interscholastic,a member of Skull and Crescent, IronMask and Alpha Delta Phi.Stan Reuse, is varsity half backon the football team, a track man anda member of Delta Tau Delta.Clubs Heads For Vice-PresidentBarbara Cook, is president of Mor¬tar Board. Betty Graham is presidentof the inter-club council, and of Wy-vern and Mirror; Eunice Hill wasstage manager of Mirror last year,is a member of the Y. W. C. A. sec¬ond cabinet, of Sign of the Sickle andNu Pi Sigma, of W. A. 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